Speaker 1: All start to you to presents. Off the bench with
Jacob Hester and T. Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah's.
Speaker 1: The bench with Jacob Hester and C bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Come off the bitch.
Speaker 3: Now here's Jacob.
Speaker 1: Hester and T. Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Going on.
Speaker 4: Y'all.
Speaker 5: Welcome back to o TV our number three. That's right,
it's Friday hour three, so it's time to uh tune in,
turn off, and drop out.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 5: That's right, baby Champagne Shenanigan's time. Only unlike Doctor Leary,
we will not be doing LSD.
Speaker 2: We'll be drinking some champagne. Cool woul do you? I
mean that's what they you say?
Speaker 5: Uh, welcome back to our three. We have been saving
the Justin Tucker story. Uh, so we will engage with
some of that has I don't know that I ever
would have been waited for me walk in well, I
mean it was also maybe waiting for a more perfect
time for the audience as well as it's it's a
story that's got some.
Speaker 3: Actually, don't Watson case.
Speaker 6: I know that you were talking about it yesterday and
y'all kind of talked about it in the car. I
didn't really I haven't really asked any questions. I had
not engaged with it at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw it, and then I know I t
Bob was like a fan of how he was in
the opera and like all, you know, the Renaissance man
and all his things, and so I immediately sent it to
t Bob because I know that he is a Justin
Tucker fan.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, let's let's let's say for you today it
was let's say that it's.
Speaker 3: Under so two for two.
Speaker 6: We were at a bookstore Inmobile and we're like walking
around in t Bob sees a book and he's like,
I can't believe you've never heard of this guy, and
he like shamed me so hard. I had never heard
of this person. And then the bookstore guy who works there,
it comes out of the shadowy are you talking about
someone's Apparently there's some real problematic stuff about this guy.
Speaker 2: So I like how you're referring to Neil Gaiman.
Speaker 5: I always say, guy, maybe it's gaming, but like literally
one of the most famous authors in the world of
our time, let's pull the room, the writer of American Gods.
Speaker 7: Never heard of either of those.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 6: So te Bab was shaming me for not knowing this guy,
and then the book guy, bookstore guy came out and
he was like, oh yeah, he's got some some problematic
stuff going on.
Speaker 2: On this one.
Speaker 7: My favorite kicker is Harrison Budker, So like where I'm
with you, dude.
Speaker 4: That tracks that feels right, Mine's dick or the kicker.
So Cam Cam Dicker.
Speaker 2: Hardly even know her.
Speaker 3: I was about to, Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 8: Favorite joke, Tucker. I barely know her.
Speaker 2: I chat that, I don't think.
Speaker 5: It does not surprise me that everybody else in this
room doesn't know who Neil game.
Speaker 2: It is, okay, but you you.
Speaker 6: Don't even know how to I know, I know, but
I just I didn't know who he was. I was
so shamed, like he was just could not he kept naming.
Speaker 5: We don't really know what Neil did, Okay, we don't
really just kidding.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not touching I'm not touching it.
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I literally, I literally have no idea.
I'm not too for I don't sport justin Tucker. Uh
but okay, I guess what we're talking about. In case
you haven't seen it. I mean, like there's no need
to get into the grizzly details. Essentially, Justin Tucker is
being accused of Deshaun Watson stuff like like to a
t the exact same stuff.
Speaker 7: Is Cleveland gonna trade for him? I mean, I think
they should don't put it past the break, get rid
of their franchise kicker, and maybe a first round pick
or something.
Speaker 9: Now that he got his wife in the profile picture
I had said.
Speaker 5: Tucker released his statement saying the allegations in the Baltimore
Band article about me are unequivocally false. Uh. Throughout my
career as a professional athlete, I've always had to conduct
myself with the utmost professionalism. I've never before been accused
of his conduct of any time, and I've never been
accused of acting an appropriate from the massace therapist during
massas therapy or during other bodywork. I've never seen any
complaint from massage therapists. I've never been dismissed from a
saus therapy or bodywork session. I've never been told that
I was not working with any spot or any other place.
Bauiness goes on. But that's the gist. So you think
a lot a vehemence denial bom from Tucker. There and
I'm the type, you know, I'm pretty gullible. I hear
someone in there.
Speaker 2: Like because even when Deshaun, Deshaun.
Speaker 5: Was kind of always a little more, he was kind
of leaving the door open in his denials and that, like,
you know, maybe some stuff had gone on, but I
don't feel like.
Speaker 7: Sean was all DeShawn was all like, no, this happened,
but it was consensual.
Speaker 5: Nowhere exactly exactly right exactly. This is like, nah, this
didn't have at all.
Speaker 2: So I see that. I'm like, Okay, you know, maybe
maybe this your story has been bat the porter.
Speaker 5: But then man, there's a couple of pieces of evidence
that just really look bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was a landro Is on the trail with
this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah you found this.
Speaker 9: There's a tweet from twenty twenty one that was saying
that he's not he's banned from a couple of massage parlors.
Speaker 2: It says.
Speaker 5: There's one from Jywick twenty one out of nowhere says
fun fact, Justin Tucker ejaculates prematurely in his band from
multiple salams in Baltimore. There's another tweet from the same
day in twenty twenty one and says Justin Tucker must
not have received his happy ending that he forced hi
Assus to give him this week, probably because he's banned
from every spa in Baltimore. And this must have been
after a miss from Justin Tucker and fans of Men.
Also November twenty ninth, twenty one, another tweet Justin Tucker
is canceled. But it's not my place to provide the reason.
Let's just say he's been told by many massage places never.
Speaker 2: To come back.
Speaker 9: From a year ago, this is on a Reddit thread.
I just think it's safe to say there's a lot
of whatever. I'll skip that part. Hell, A girl I
went to high school with is a massage therapist and
put on Facebook a few months ago that Justin Tucker
is no different than Deshaun Watson and she wouldn't cave
into Tucker's demands of, you know, like whatever.
Speaker 2: He was asking for.
Speaker 9: The massage studio told her they go with it because
of the money involved and that's how they can actually
make a good living.
Speaker 3: That's from a year ago on Reddit. Parts of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
Speaker 5: Again, Yeah, Scott, the chat, good job and just made
everybody laugh out loud again. You know, it's like it's
it's it's not for us to say one hundred what
happened here?
Speaker 2: This is all leged, all leged, but the.
Speaker 5: Denial feels tough to believe with those tweets existing out
there back in twenty one.
Speaker 7: Should he have pulled a pull a full Fox Sports?
Because remember when all the Fox Sports stuff came out
like a month ago, they just were like, we're not
gonna say anything. This just went away.
Speaker 3: Don't engage with it at all.
Speaker 7: That's exactly what Fox did. Nobody's talking about it anymore.
Speaker 5: It's interesting in this situation, though, if you just don't
engage with it at all, I feel like it that
feels very guilty, Like like Fox is saying, yeah, this happened,
but it's just not worth our time to engage with.
I don't know if Tucker can just let sleeping dogs
lie here.
Speaker 2: I think he has to. I think he like, if
he's going to infit himself, I think he has to.
Speaker 3: Uh, man, have you just been sitting on that one?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What? What?
Speaker 2: What is that? No? I did not, but that was great,
Pretty proud of it. I'm pretty pround. It's a good
point by Ben.
Speaker 7: He said we should believe it because he's gonna falsely
accused kicker.
Speaker 3: That's fair.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 4: I feel like I got to take myself out of
this conversation.
Speaker 2: Because you already hated him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm going to be biased towards probably believe
women the thing that he's being accused of, just because
just not a fan of Justin Tucker already.
Speaker 2: So Daniel bas calling him Justin Tucker.
Speaker 4: That's the one that I read that I didn't know
if I wanted to read it.
Speaker 2: Get there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: When he didn't read the first time, I was like,
we're not going to.
Speaker 2: Drawing redrawing.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, that's what we're dude, Okay, guys.
Speaker 4: And we hadn't gotten that deep into the conversation at
that point, but like now that's some of the facts
are coming to the surface.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking about not reading it because I
was almost like, it's just everybody already made the.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I hadn't done as much research on it.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: I was worried about seeing my family and eating Chinese
food last.
Speaker 2: Night about mm hm it was so good. Uh, little
food hungover.
Speaker 5: I do feel a little bad right now, but it
was really good going down to I.
Speaker 3: I feel good about the food situation, even though it was.
Speaker 5: Very confused because I got you got a couple of
Chinese dinners, one for me and one for which she
didn't want it. But whatever, it was kind of like,
did you did you have some in the fridge if
I wanted to? Yeah, definitely, But I got one with
Trimple of Maine, one with trimpri Rice, the one with
the shrimp.
Speaker 6: Lo.
Speaker 2: The Shrimple of Maine came.
Speaker 5: With these like big beautiful shrimp, I mean, just some
like thick boys, look like fresh local. And then just
straight up the shrimp read Rice came with like the
little little little Chinese scripts a little like fake little
little tiny little popcorn trips. And I'm just wondering why
there was such a difference.
Speaker 4: Mix them. Yeah, hit the shrimp in there and they
just kind.
Speaker 2: Of shake it a little bit. No, but I wanted
the trimpla Maine. I wanted Trimp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, but they were so big you could
get rid of a couple of them.
Speaker 2: Well no, because it wasn't like a ton of them.
They were so big.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's enough to be Trimple Maine. But if
I'm gonna cert moving Trimp from the trimp La Maine.
Then the ratio is going to be all the ones.
I don't like the little ones. I think they taste
like trash.
Speaker 4: I mean they're fine. I don't think I can help
you here. Then I was trying to find I'm not.
Speaker 2: Looking for a solution. I'm in half. No.
Speaker 5: No, I'm more wondering what was the difference, like why,
Like why was there?
Speaker 7: You gotta stab the big one, right, you can just
sit it on top of that?
Speaker 2: It was a big trip.
Speaker 7: I'm saying it's easier to wrap the pasta. You can't
really do that with rice. So maybe there, maybe it
has something to do with the rise to press a bake.
Speaker 5: It was a big shrimp bro jump up. And that's
why I don't day boat races anymore.
Speaker 2: Where are you saying lad was crazy? Where?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought you were hopping in the shrimp.
Speaker 8: I think I was, but I don't remember what I
was gonna say.
Speaker 2: I feel that it's okay. No, that goes to laundre.
Speaker 5: Do you want to give a take on Daniel Dickinson
before you get out of here's gonna you didn't get
too early?
Speaker 4: Do you have any well, why would you pick that
last name in this segment.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Uh No, I think that joke
coming in front.
Speaker 9: I kind of I'm with Jake, where Like if to me,
it doesn't mean a lot if you struggle in the fall,
the one thing that I would be like slightly concerned
about is a struggle in the cape Cod League.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you hit two hundred in the cop.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I mean we just got to wait to
see how.
Speaker 4: It plays summer catch though. I mean, maybe he got
his heart broke in. Maybe he was mowing the grass
of the rich family down the corner. The dad didn't
want him dating the daughter, and so he was trying
to hide in the pool, and maybe he just had
other things.
Speaker 6: Do you remember Doug Norman played for l Dougie Brush.
He was one of our interns. Weirdly, but he actually
that happened to him. He went to the Cape Cod Lead.
He's married right now.
Speaker 2: To him, fell love of Jessica Biel.
Speaker 6: Basically, he basically did, she's she was from there, she's
a local. They got married, they have kids now they
live in South Caroline.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm literally I am so proud of you
that you knew the actress so you.
Speaker 2: Know what's crazy.
Speaker 5: I've never seen it, but I know it's Freddy Prince Junior,
Jessica Biel. Matthew Lillard's the best friend who knows.
Speaker 2: He's not another player on the team. Okay, never mind,
he loves.
Speaker 10: Him.
Speaker 6: Thinking of Matthew Lillard. He's going to be in Scream
seven or whatever number they're on.
Speaker 7: Died, So he's actually saw this the other day. He's
in the second Scream, but not as the same character
he's in like the background. I saw this video that
he's in, like they brought him back.
Speaker 3: They brought him back somehow, and like.
Speaker 11: He did in a movie what he is because I
think the last Scream he came in as a professor
or something and he's like teaching about serial killers or something.
Speaker 5: Because his his line in the first game is probably
the scene that scarred me most.
Speaker 2: As a child, where he's mom is gonna be.
Speaker 5: As he's like bleeding out, and it was like so
such a weird disc and I think about as the kid,
it freaked me out.
Speaker 4: Why did they do it again? I remember it was.
Speaker 2: Just you know, there was.
Speaker 6: Wasn't it there The boyfriend's mom was sleeping with and
he hated her for it.
Speaker 7: It's got divorced or something like that. Was it was
friend and he just like he just did it with him.
Speaker 3: Okay, just suck it up. You're out there killing people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying relaxed. Alma says Teabop. Don't drink. It's
the last day of dry January. Shout out to h
I've been doing a dry January. It's about eleven on Thursday.
Speaker 4: So this has been the thirty six hours. Has this
not been the longest month, like of all time?
Speaker 7: I was just thinking, like New Year's month ago. Yeah,
like that feels like so long ago.
Speaker 4: The Sugar Bowl feels like it was two football seasons.
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 6: I grabbed these cups from the L s U closet
and they're just smelling a little sketch.
Speaker 10: Ye.
Speaker 8: I don't know if I drive anything from in there.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's smelling. Can't be worse than looking at
at this mic screen.
Speaker 5: I know you look down at that and I feel
like I have that avenereal disease.
Speaker 4: But I see the underneath of you don't want every
single morning.
Speaker 2: This one breaks me.
Speaker 5: That one.
Speaker 2: We didn't to get some mic screen. We did get like, oh, Mike, but.
Speaker 3: No one would clean those and they were just those were.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but those don't show. But those don't show the nastiness.
This is rusted from spit, literal rusted.
Speaker 4: No I tell you that, I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 5: Brian Bird says he hasn't had a true dry January,
so maveraging city or not. Well, that's not true.
Speaker 2: I did like eighteen dry januaries this January. I did
like a lot of dry januaries. Thank you.
Speaker 5: I almost did a dry January every day for the
time I woke up until night.
Speaker 8: I broke my dry January last Saturday. But I haven't
drink since last Saturday either, So I.
Speaker 4: Can't think of nothing but the underneath of that Mike
screen right now.
Speaker 2: The way, that's not the bad part.
Speaker 5: The bad part is sometimes it smells and when you
catch a whiff of it, it is impossible to shake.
Speaker 2: Just got a bogy on my tail.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 10: Don't talk no longer about Creed? Oh is that what
it is?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, that.
Speaker 4: Is like what a surprise, some real Creed.
Speaker 6: I feel like he only text us. He's like, yeah,
good to see you guys, But can you say that.
Speaker 4: Creedor nixt Well, they played, they played, they played, they
played this song at practice yesterday and I was like,
I haven't heard this Creed song like in its totality
and a very very long time. And T Bob and
I were talking about something walking back to the hotel
one day, like bands like Creed and Goo Goo Dolls,
like these bands that are just massive and they go
on world tours and everybody knows them and then they
just kind of disappear.
Speaker 3: And I know I'm still doing it.
Speaker 4: I know they're going on tour again, and I know that,
but like you don't sit here and talk about the
doll They're not releasing new music, are they, And they're
so big and then all of a sudden, they just
they disappear, and it happens. Some of them end up
in Biloxi, Mississippi, and they're on the billboards and some
just are like resting on the money that they made.
But it is wild, like.
Speaker 6: You have this that happens with every generation. No no,
I know, a style of music changes.
Speaker 4: But it is it's it's crazy to think how massive
they are, and then all of a sudden they just
kind of they're selling out stadiums and arenas.
Speaker 6: There's a really cool video that I feel like floated
around pretty recently of why can't I think the lead
singer of the Goo Goo Dolls.
Speaker 3: Whatever, the lead.
Speaker 6: Singer of the dos he's up there there, what's his name,
but it's but it's raining, I am pretty sure, and
he's playing and then he brings somebody up like from
the audience to like seeing iris or something, and like
it's always a roll of the dice with that kind
of thing, you know. Like, so the guy gets up
there and he starts, I think he's playing the guitar
to you and y'all. It gave me chill bomps. Like
he was incredible. Yes, and of course the whole crowd, Like.
Speaker 2: Videos are always, there's always that moment.
Speaker 6: Where you're like, but is it gonna are we all
gonna be embarrassed collectively?
Speaker 8: I was actually talking.
Speaker 9: Last Sunday, like on the ninety show that I Do
or whatever I was because Creed is coming to the
Smoothie King Center in July, and then yeah, I'm probably
gonna go to that. But I was saying, how like
literally last year or maybe like back in November. Actually
they just did a show in Biloxi, so it's like
they went from what Jake saying, like doing shows in
Biloxi in less than a year, they're going to be
playing the Smoothie King Center. So I don't know what
made Creed suddenly blow up something.
Speaker 8: Generation, but like.
Speaker 4: Something happened in Line Drive. I feel like we talked
about it like a meme or to.
Speaker 6: Have happened because this new generation like found them, Like
it's like a circular thing, and like we I never
stopped liking Creed. I think it's okay, but you know,
there becomes a time with the band where people are
like too cool for them and they're whatever, like that
happened to us, that's cool.
Speaker 8: To like hate on for so long, And I was like,
why are we hating.
Speaker 6: There's a new generation of people who don't know to
hate on Creede and they just are like, oh, they're
actually pretty.
Speaker 7: Cool, just like nickel Back. Very similar.
Speaker 6: Was my very first concert by myself, like my parents.
Speaker 2: It was just phenomenal.
Speaker 5: When I'm saying with the Biloxi, New Orleans sing though
I'm asking the question is playing the sweethe King Center.
Speaker 2: Actually like that much of a step.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I would say, yeah, I mean Biloxi is
going to be nice and it's gonna be good money
probably for them. But it's in a small like room
in a casino, casino.
Speaker 7: Because while I was thinking you were talking like the
big coliseum, Oh okay.
Speaker 2: They're not. They're not playing in like a venue.
Speaker 4: And the venueoul like a casino, thirty five hundred seats.
Speaker 2: Now what I'm saying, not like no, not eighteen.
Speaker 3: One of the coolest.
Speaker 6: Scenes of all time is in the Skulls whenever they
finally have made it in and they enter the room
and they're playing higher and there's all these girls walking
around with champagne and like they're like, oh, we made it.
Speaker 2: I've never seen this.
Speaker 6: Jackson, Joshua Jackson, Pacey's Creek the movie My Beating Heart,
Pacey still got his fastball to wait. Paul Paul Walker's
in that movie too. Yeah, he's the I guess the bad.
Speaker 4: Guy he is when you can see that.
Speaker 3: We just lost to you, Bob.
Speaker 2: No, I'm thinking.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think about like other movies that I
would say are in the same Zeitgeist as skulls.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the Beach.
Speaker 3: Oh that was.
Speaker 6: The first movie, our movie that ever snuck into. Told
my mom I went to see snow Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh good movie.
Speaker 3: She's like, tell me about snow Day.
Speaker 5: I was like, it snowed in the school? Yes, yes,
I mean right, yeah, yeah, kind of cheesy. It's like
cheesy but like cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I do you know schools cheesy? You've never seen it, sir.
Speaker 2: You don't think school is cheesy? No, you don't think
you don't think Schools is.
Speaker 5: Some just premier uh c W three level of like
early aughts cheese.
Speaker 4: I'd have to go back and watch it.
Speaker 6: I don't know, I think I I mean, I used
to own it on DVD, like I bought it as
an adult person because I thought it was good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure it is good. I mean I think
the beach is good.
Speaker 3: But the beach is Josh, he's.
Speaker 6: A rower because he's like there, where are they are they?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Some ivany school, but he's a.
Speaker 5: Rower and like the beaches of a time, Oh yeah
it is and.
Speaker 2: So and so is.
Speaker 6: I feel like so is uh, although I don't know,
I think I feel like schools, isn't. Only the only
reason I say that is because it takes place at
this Ivy League school. I feel like that's kind of timeless,
like the story they're telling there, it's about the secret
society like that kind of it's.
Speaker 5: Maybe so I've never seen it, so I can't comment
too much. This is all my outside looking.
Speaker 3: At Ivy League fraternity guy.
Speaker 5: No, I have been, and it was it was. It
was wild back in back in high school. Oh yeah,
Uh one of my best friends I got used to
driving school, he played football for Harvard.
Speaker 3: And so I can't believe they didn't recruit you into
the Skulls.
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 5: We went up there and I went out to go
party for a weekend though. And it sounds really dumb,
but everything did. And this is before the Social network,
but everything did just look like the social network, Like
everything was very dimly lit. It was all mahogany and
brown's and blacks and uh yeah, just exactly what.
Speaker 2: It felt like.
Speaker 8: What do you have against browns and blacks?
Speaker 2: I don't think I said anything about being against the lighting.
Such a strange club.
Speaker 5: Okay, I love browns and blacks. Hell, I even like
Beijia's how about that?
Speaker 2: Good for you? But no, I was, I was, I was.
Speaker 5: I was just struck by how stereotypical, Like everything that
you felt it would look like and feel like was
exactly how it looked.
Speaker 2: He felt.
Speaker 4: School is a little bit different, but they do have similarities.
I mean, Columbia is in Manhattan.
Speaker 2: I'm at. I don't know about anything. I don't know
about any any other Princeton.
Speaker 6: Another one though, like the ones that you have in
like very small towns, and like that's all that there
is there.
Speaker 3: It is Harvard and Boston and Boston.
Speaker 2: Yeah, outskirts.
Speaker 6: Yes, it is in its own space, like I feel like, yes,
when you're in Cambridge, you don't feel like you're in Boston.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever seen it in Boston.
Speaker 5: I don't think of everything a bunch of buildings, like
twenty colleges in Boston or something.
Speaker 4: Dennis, our producer on off campus, he went to Newberry College.
Speaker 5: A part of Boston was like random, and now we're
going to a Boston college game. That's why I was
there is on a visit and Tom Something was the coach.
Speaker 2: I know it was a good game.
Speaker 4: Tom O'Brien.
Speaker 2: Yep, tell me Brian was Mario Williams at NC State
at time.
Speaker 5: That's the thing that I can never remember, or maybe
it was Boston College had this like giant edge rusher
who was like nifteen.
Speaker 4: Mario Williams got number one overall and.
Speaker 2: Six ye yeah, okay, so he was yeah Texans.
Speaker 3: Absolutely he was in the and is a very I
would live in Mario very well.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about Boston.
Speaker 3: Oh, you would love Boston. Cheers cheers.
Speaker 6: Their public library downtown is the coolest thing to bob.
You can walk around if you feel like bell and
between the beast, because then you'll find these like giant
rooms that are just empty, no one's seeing. No one's
walked in this room probably in ten years, and you
can just come in and there's just like books for
the ceiling.
Speaker 2: And leather bound, you know, rich mahogany and leatherbound.
Speaker 4: Always Mahogany is what he goes to if he wants
to try to shame somebody for having money. This man
always goes to mahogany.
Speaker 5: Know what I'm saying. That's now you do. That's like
the style of library ceilings.
Speaker 7: I was about to say, high ceilings. This is other good.
Speaker 2: If you had that, you're rich.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so do y'all want to show me the
poor person with high ceilings in Mahogany.
Speaker 7: Like, what are we talking about Mahogany. I got high ceilings,
you're doing well, you're moving on. I got my living
only my living room, so.
Speaker 3: Like you think they build low ceilings anymore.
Speaker 7: So like my my normal, my kitchen, theself, like you know,
the normal like nine or ten foot or whatever. But
my living room goes just the living room port. We're talking,
you're you're.
Speaker 5: On the grind, you're trying, you're making it happen. I mean, look, guys,
I don't need you to agree with me.
Speaker 2: I'm right.
Speaker 5: So it's like it's whether or not. Like I don't know,
you can argue all the whatever you want. I was
saying about Mahogany with libraries. Those are the libraries that
I love, the ones that feel like you stepped into, uh,
like like like like another world.
Speaker 10: That's how.
Speaker 3: It's it's wild and like again, there's so different.
Speaker 6: There's so many rooms that probably just like haven't been
intered in, like you just kind of find yourself wandering
around school.
Speaker 4: Is Boston College? Is there stadium?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Where is that located? Because I've been to Boston a bunch,
I've never seen the city in the city.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's in the city, but I don't
remember city.
Speaker 4: But we're not talking about like a Georgia tech situation
where it's like literally down I couldn't tell you by
the way, like where Bobby Dodd is. I still every
time we go to Atlanta, I'm shocked that it's not
like a football powerhouse like where it's located. I think
it's a cool, like very cool stadium.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like a lot of people live in
downtown Atlanta though.
Speaker 4: I know, but it's just like the skylines your background.
I know he got this incredible look.
Speaker 2: Keys got him on the rise, baby, dude.
Speaker 4: You want to talk about an intense human being.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: I told you he basically had Aaron Murray pissing down
his leg in the in the in the pre production
meetings for the Bowl game.
Speaker 4: Do we had we had him live on the field
before the Natty because obviously it's his city, so he's
gonna be there walking around and him and Roddy who
opts cost and when they played together Georgia Tech, and
he was I mean he was fired up, like he
was chest bumping us and he was just like dapping
us up and like a little too aggressively, you know
what I mean. Like he like he is somebody that
is always ready to go. Oh man, i'd played for
brin Key, I would too. I just feel bad for
him because they should have freaking beat Georgia.
Speaker 2: Dude.
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Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 5: It turns out and I know, I know exactly right,
but it did. It led to mean, if you've seen
Tommy's beard, you get it because it's an incredible beard.
But it led him to be like, you know what,
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they're okay, but I think we can do something better
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So you go to gobearded dot com and you know,
fulfill your full beard potential, even you, Taylor, probably not you.
Speaker 3: Actually you could you grow a beard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it just doesn't look great. Got reddish in it.
Speaker 2: So that.
Speaker 5: Agree, once you get past the Awkwards fire, you might
look really manly and cool.
Speaker 7: I've got red I'm not already.
Speaker 2: No, like a boy. It looked like a sad little
minnow of a boy.
Speaker 7: You know, I do need to call it.
Speaker 5: Go bearded then, exactly, go bearded dot com.
Speaker 2: No, you look like if we were in ancient Greece.
Speaker 4: Nope, yeah, what about it? Yeah, Taylor, you know you
know you know what about it? You know because.
Speaker 2: And you're my canteen boy.
Speaker 9: You're just in Tucker and he's the messuit.
Speaker 2: Well, I see where you're going for there.
Speaker 5: But I'm I'm I'm gonna say no because it's it's
more important.
Speaker 2: The direction is the wrong way. It's not what.
Speaker 9: He's what I'm doing today.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 3: And first off, you you first.
Speaker 5: Like two fridays ago, Okay, you know you are in
my ass the entire chef.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was not.
Speaker 8: Maybe was on it.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it was going for the messous single. It's
just that what I'm talking about.
Speaker 10: You want to see?
Speaker 5: Yeah the YouTube channelan you like Michael Sarah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, way Michael Sarah by Michael, except faces and our
way different.
Speaker 2: That it's uncanny, I mean adjacent. You're better looking than him.
Speaker 7: You better look think a pretty boy that had like
similar look to me.
Speaker 2: Fine, yeah, it's.
Speaker 8: Up a picture of Michael.
Speaker 2: Michael Sarah's.
Speaker 8: You just don't have curly hair well or.
Speaker 7: Brown hair.
Speaker 10: Face.
Speaker 7: I have a rounded face. I mean everything's different.
Speaker 4: Everybody's got like a little doppel ganger.
Speaker 6: I remember when I first red, like in the first weeks,
T Bob told me, I we did this whole bit,
you know that, like.
Speaker 3: Who's your doppelganger?
Speaker 6: And I just started working here, and I don't remember
who he told me, but I remember it's like you're
you're rolling the dice.
Speaker 3: We can tell someone they look like a celebrity. And
I can't remember who it was, but he did not
land in his favor.
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, we told my friend he looked
like the girls did. They told me it looks like
a possum one time, and he had a mental breakdown.
Speaker 7: Look at that twins.
Speaker 4: Okay, you chose the picture. I mean, let us choose them,
choose the picture.
Speaker 5: I was with the Taylor, but now I'm looking at
the picture and I'm kind of like, wait, they right,
I don't know dude.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the ninth ranked morning sports show in America.
Speaker 7: Off the Bench we.
Speaker 10: Didn't know.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to OTB T Bob.
Speaker 5: Did you see they're making the Galactic Star Cruiser office
space for imagineers?
Speaker 2: What a waste? I did see that.
Speaker 5: That was that Star Wars hotel, which in retrospect is
an awful idea, but at the time I thought seemed
so cool, like Westworld, like you're gonna go a role
play that you're in a Star Wars spaceship all week
and long. The only problem is it ends up like
you're at Disney and you're locked inside of a building
the whole time, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: You want to be outside running around.
Speaker 5: But what it reminded me of has anybody ever seen
Jenny Nicholson on YouTube? It's maybe the great one of
the most interesting YouTube channels I've ever seen in my
entire life. She did a four hour review of this hotel,
which ended up becoming more of like an overall critique.
Speaker 6: I'm like, you know, other stuff, but what do you
say for four hours about a hotel?
Speaker 5: How about this? Eleven million views on it. She did
a four hour video on Evermore the theme park that
wasn't thirteen million views. She did an hour and a
half on the Church play Cinematic Universe, five million views.
Speaker 3: She just fought, is she funny? Is she?
Speaker 5: She's just a little nerdy girl who is excellent at critique,
incredible at critique, just a great writer, delivery solid.
Speaker 3: She's not writing, she's speaking right.
Speaker 2: Well, but she's reading a script. I mean, you're she's not.
She's not improv I'm sure she's like improving, you know
at times? Is she speaking? But yeah? And one point
three million subscribers for Jenny. What a legend.
Speaker 4: I am not hating on anybody that has content that
people want to consume, but it is amazing just how
random sometimes it can be. Yeah, what, what's the one
you always use to you about Joy?
Speaker 3: No IoT, I'm looking at Vin James.
Speaker 5: At Kevin James, I thought you were looking at Joy
Taylor's cleavage. It's aggressive today considering that cycle.
Speaker 7: Yeah, was proud of you on Tuesday for no Joy.
Questions for Mason Tayler.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no, no dying touching that Wait anyway, Jake,
what are you seeing like what what content catches on?
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, just what. But there's one you always use
whenever you're like, oh cool, we're sitting here doing all
this work for this amount of views, and there's always use.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I saw like a stupid
like cat account. That's what you always say. It's a cat.
Speaker 5: Like like like who's you know, got a million followers
on Instagram and it's just making money hand over fist
And I'm out here like putting all my creative energies
into trying to be entertaining, and you're a cat. Can't
even get a freaking but can't we get five percent
of the views of you were a cat some kid
opening toys.
Speaker 6: I bet if you dressed up like a cat, and hey,
I bet if you dressed up like a cat and
started making cat noises, you probably get more views.
Speaker 2: I don't think we want that audience. You know what,
actually furry they call something.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not dressing up like again one of those
you remember we found those people that make those like
weird noises.
Speaker 5: They're like, uh so, there's there's a few different things there.
There are people who create what I would call like
cringe content, and yeah, that. Then there's like the TikTok
MPC people who sit there and just do whatever the
TikTok chat is telling them to.
Speaker 3: They pay them money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like weird, it's like weird noises and stuff,
but they get so many it's like it's insane.
Speaker 5: Actually, Nicholson started to build her online fame back in
the day. She was a big member of the My
Little Pony community, which then got taken over by Bronie's.
Speaker 2: Uh, I mean it got there there.
Speaker 5: There started there start, there was an ironic attachment amongst
what many would consider maybe to be like inceel adjacent
guys online with My Little Pony, but then they ended
up actually kind of sincerely loving it.
Speaker 2: But then but then it kind of it's.
Speaker 5: It just went really weird, got it got it went
went because I watched like a four hour Jennie Nicolson video.
Look here it is six million views, hour and a
half the last Bronie kind of fandom autopsy.
Speaker 3: Did you watch the whole thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's incredible.
Speaker 5: I mean you more listened to it like a podcast. Well,
where like when you're driving or working.
Speaker 2: Or whatever about a hotel that you're never probably gonna
go to.
Speaker 5: No, it's closed down. So imagine you're in office now.
I listened to that twice, literally eight hours. That's how
good it.
Speaker 3: Was to be clear twice eight hours?
Speaker 2: Eight hours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how did you find eight hours?
Speaker 2: Like driving? You just listen. I'm not watching it, just listen.
Speaker 4: Do you like twenty minute clips? Like twenty minute intervals?
Speaker 5: Bro I listened to audiobooks, listen to podcasts.
Speaker 4: But that's good because you have the like, you can
retain that train.
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta car trained up. It takes. That's
like a muscle that you got to build.
Speaker 6: All audiobooks jokes aside as not being real books, I
just can't.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 6: That's why I don't do it, is because I don't
retain the information.
Speaker 2: Look at this.
Speaker 5: I watch this one. It's an hour to five million views.
I'm on lockdown. So I watched all fourteen land Before
Times five million views. She's incredible.
Speaker 2: Shout out, Jenny Nicholson.
Speaker 4: There's more than one Land Before Times.
Speaker 2: I didn't what are y'all? Wait? What million of them?
Fourteen Yeah, there's a million of them.
Speaker 4: They were they were like that little foot had to
go through the trials and tribulations of.
Speaker 3: His Star three star.
Speaker 2: Always like Spike and Ducky, I.
Speaker 6: Like Spike, say yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, actually yeah,
I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: All right, let's you ask them in Tall we get
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the best morning sports show around sort of.
It's off the bench with Hester and T Bob.
Speaker 2: What's happening in y'all? Welcome back to otb another. What's
what do you? What do you do?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: I heard my email notification go off through my headphones,
so that went out over here.
Speaker 3: I didn't hear.
Speaker 2: I didn't go out of there, okay, or I don't know,
didn't go out.
Speaker 8: I think I hear either. It's fine. It's just annoys you.
Speaker 5: Look and you were annoyed with me, which is wondering.
I was wondering why, why what I did?
Speaker 2: No, I felt like I forgot. I felt like I
forgot something.
Speaker 3: YouTube videos are ten minutes. That's what she's annoyed.
Speaker 2: Oh, somebody's a little jealous. Jenny Nicholson. Sorry, girl, I
mean I don't know what.
Speaker 8: To tell you have started a review to I mean
that's on.
Speaker 2: You, okay, because real recognized, real.
Speaker 8: Cet says I did. It's fine, Okay.
Speaker 2: Shout out, Jenny. I made a video in eight months,
so come on.
Speaker 3: You've been doing that so much, baby?
Speaker 2: Where did that come from?
Speaker 9: A lot of people, but all week he's been doing
Remember when Khi Leonard was like what do baby?
Speaker 2: I don't know that and.
Speaker 3: Where it came from.
Speaker 9: But it became like a meme because just like, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Asked the bench, what band from the past to the
present would you most like to have been the frontman
or front woman for?
Speaker 8: That's a good question.
Speaker 6: It feels like I need to think about that for
a while.
Speaker 3: It will be fun.
Speaker 6: Well, no, replace, I was gonna say it is incredible.
Speaker 2: No, But that's the pointed is you're playing you know
it sound like let's whatever.
Speaker 3: Let's say you're just you know what I want I
want to be.
Speaker 6: I want to just take over for Steven in that
Silver Springs performance where she's like literally watching him and
she's just sitting to him like you never Yeah, forget
the sound of my.
Speaker 8: Selena?
Speaker 4: No Selena what the one movie she got killed by
the president.
Speaker 9: Of I wouldn't free movie tickets because they were like, hey,
come up here. First person that comes up here and
sings a cappella, you win free movie tickets.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I loved going to the movies and I
love Selena. This is in San Antonio.
Speaker 9: And then they had like a live band karaoke thing,
and then so I went out there.
Speaker 2: I don't know what y'all are talking about, and.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Michael Sarah, I'll go kiss. I like the crazy
face paint. Okay, the face paint.
Speaker 3: Any band.
Speaker 4: I know, like a lot of people are going to
go like bands like that that are all in the
T shirts. Now y'all know me. I'm going to be
the lead singer Vincene step out.
Speaker 5: But it's a good answer, Uh, ask the bitch. Do
you remember the octopus scene in the Goonies?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you? Though?
Speaker 8: Kind of?
Speaker 7: Because I got to tell you, I've seen Goodies a
lot and I don't.
Speaker 9: So this is I thought it was like the when
they're in the boat or whatever it is.
Speaker 5: But if you've seen it, you have somehow gotten access
to his original cut of Goonies.
Speaker 8: I do not know the story because I seen him.
Speaker 5: I do not know the story behind why because I've
never even seen the octopus scene because at some point
they cut out.
Speaker 2: It's like the scene in the.
Speaker 5: Program they lay under the they lay under the like
eighteen wheelers.
Speaker 2: And stuff or the train maybe yea the train.
Speaker 5: But then like some kid actually did it, they cut
it out of the movie. I don't know why they
cut the oct scene, but it's not in most edit.
Speaker 8: Mandela affecting myself.
Speaker 2: Possibly absolutely, absolutely.
Speaker 8: Because I haven't seen it in a while. But I
thought it was like when the when they're in the
ship or whatever.
Speaker 5: Doors is actually pretty good answer that was everything is
like doors, Floyd Zeppelin one.
Speaker 3: I guess she's not a band.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't be Chapel good.
Speaker 3: I feel like she feels pretty strongly about.
Speaker 2: That that you could really.
Speaker 3: I feel like you need to be yeah.
Speaker 2: Gay and not a white man.
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