WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:11.599 Caloroga Shark Media. It's god buried, sweeted. Southwest Airlines is 2 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:14.720 going to offer signed seats. What's next? Colin Quinn offering 3 00:00:14.759 --> 00:00:18.559 good jokes hashtag Mike drop hashtag best one yet. Colin 4 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:22.120 Quinn responded, finally hitting your sweet spot airline jokes and Hello, 5 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:25.280 I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. A little 6 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:29.079 kerfluffel movie Web covered this story. Now they opened with 7 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:33.560 renowned stand up comic Godfrey. Let's just stop there. Renowned. 8 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:36.479 Let's get the lawyers in here. What's a legal definition 9 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:41.000 of renowned? Renowned adjective known or talked about by many 10 00:00:41.039 --> 00:00:47.200 people famous? Hmm I guess I digress movie web rights 11 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:49.920 renowned stand up commeding Godfrey. He took to his Instagram 12 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:53.840 page to address the return of Robert Downey Junior to Marvel. 13 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:56.240 Did you see this Robert Downey Junior. Oh man, he's 14 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:58.320 going to be doctor Doom. He's not being iron Man, 15 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:01.399 He's being doctor Doom. Godfrey calls out the fact that 16 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:04.760 Downey as a criminal record and says that white actors 17 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:08.120 are afforded more chances for redemption within the industry. Godfrey 18 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:10.680 feels that Jonathan Majors is quote getting a raw deal 19 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:12.760 and questions why he can't be forgiven in the same 20 00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:14.719 way that Downey Junior was forgiven. You may know that 21 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:17.680 Jonathan Majors was going to play Kang, and Kang was 22 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:20.439 going to be the whole lynchpin of whatever phase we're 23 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:22.040 up to in the Marvel universe, and then there was 24 00:01:22.079 --> 00:01:24.799 some legal stuff we'll get into, and they've moved to 25 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:28.120 a different plan Godfrey. He says he doesn't want to 26 00:01:28.120 --> 00:01:30.159 make it about race, but on more than one occasion 27 00:01:30.239 --> 00:01:32.519 points out the differences in how white actors are treated 28 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:35.920 in this position when compared to black actors. Movie Web wrote, 29 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.640 Downey Junior's past is no secret. The actor struggled for 30 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:41.040 years with drug addiction. He was arrested on more than 31 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:44.560 one occasion for drug and gun possession. After a stint 32 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:46.799 on Ally McBee all, he was fired from the show 33 00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:49.280 in two thousand and one following additional drug chargers. He 34 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:51.480 was ordered to stay in a drug treatment program. Following 35 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:53.799 the arrest, Downey says that was the wake up call 36 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:56.159 he needed and has been sober since two thousand and three. 37 00:01:56.760 --> 00:01:59.959 Movie webrights Jonathan Major's issues arose when he was arrested 38 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:03.840 in twenty twenty three after allegedly physically assaulting his girlfriend. 39 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:07.799 Following his rest, Majors was dropped from several projects and endorsements, 40 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:10.840 and when he was ultimately found guilty of assaulting harassment, 41 00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:14.439 he was dropped from the MCU. Jonathan Majors was asked 42 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:16.599 by TMZ if he was hurt by the new direction 43 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:18.919 Marvel was taken. He said, yeah, heartbreak, and of course 44 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:21.280 I love Kang. Doctor Doom is wicked, though I think 45 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:23.360 it's fair that mister Downey is being and has been 46 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:25.639 greeted with patience and curiosity and love, and he's being 47 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:28.400 allowed to work and be creative at that level. I 48 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:31.400 didn't really get that, and PR caught up with Nicki Glazer, 49 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:33.919 who said, my only motivation for what I write and 50 00:02:33.919 --> 00:02:35.719 what I say on stage is to make people laugh, 51 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:37.680 but also be honest and say to the thing that 52 00:02:37.719 --> 00:02:40.719 I'm frustrated more people aren't saying. I found stand up 53 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:43.599 as a rebellion all those kinds of awkward, silent moments. 54 00:02:44.039 --> 00:02:46.719 Sex is a recurring theme throughout her stand up. She 55 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:49.080 attributes that to the fears she felt about sex when 56 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:51.400 she was younger, quoting NICKI that I was going to 57 00:02:51.439 --> 00:02:52.680 be bad at it, that I was going to get 58 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:53.919 made fun of, that I was going to do it 59 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:57.199 all wrong. She hopes her comedy feels an information void 60 00:02:57.199 --> 00:02:59.159 that young women face. The place is where we find 61 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:01.520 out about sex. Either sex had class or porn, and 62 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:04.039 there's nothing in between, and neither of those are really 63 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:07.960 realistic representations of sex. As for the roast, I don't 64 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:10.080 know why anybody signs up to be roasted. In terms 65 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:11.840 of Tom Brady, because he said yes to it. It's 66 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:13.879 kind of like, unless you tell me things are off limits, 67 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:16.280 I'm gonna go there. I have license, I have your consent. 68 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:18.800 I can't believe the places my mind will go to. 69 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:20.919 I really do have to do kind of a cleanse 70 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:22.759 after I write for a roast, because my mind is 71 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:25.080 in such a bad place where I'm just constantly thinking 72 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:27.159 the worst thing about someone, looking at pictures of them, 73 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:30.199 thinking what is something I can think about that's gonna 74 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:31.879 haunt them for the rest of their life because I'm 75 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:34.000 going to reveal to everyone. It's a disgusting place to 76 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:37.240 write from, but that's the job time out. I kinda 77 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:40.639 get that when I was at Serious and we were 78 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:43.919 in the comedy environment all day, my brain would just 79 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:47.439 like riff jokes or riff banter with the gang, and 80 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:49.360 then I'd come home and my brain would still be 81 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:51.479 in that mode, and my wife would look at me, like, 82 00:03:51.520 --> 00:03:52.919 why you're being such a jerk, And it was just 83 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:55.719 because I was likeff riff riff. So I kind of 84 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:58.680 see where your mind gets in a particular phase and 85 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:02.280 you can't snap out of it. Nicky Glazer tells the story. 86 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:04.319 It was Sybil Shepherd at the roast of Bruce Willis. 87 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:06.240 She said, I saw Nicki before the show. I walked 88 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:07.960 into the bathroom and I saw her from behind and 89 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:09.759 I go, oh, my god, look at this model. And 90 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:12.039 then she turned around and I go, oh, she's a comedian. 91 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:14.680 Nicki says, that really really stung, because I have so 92 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:17.199 many insecurities about my face and it's not good enough. 93 00:04:17.439 --> 00:04:19.480 And that's why I'm a comedian is because I wish 94 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:21.279 I could be pretty. It's like that one hurt, and 95 00:04:21.279 --> 00:04:23.120 then the laughter that follows is the kicker as well, 96 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:25.439 where you go, oh, that might be true. You just 97 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:27.319 put on a happy face and then you don't think 98 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:28.920 about it until the car ride home, where you're like 99 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:31.199 despondently looking out the window, and everyone around you was like, 100 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:33.439 that was so amazing tonight, and you're like, but like 101 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:35.480 the thing that Tony Hinchcliffe said, do you think that 102 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:38.000 comes from a real place. I've cried out, I think 103 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:40.439 at two of the three roast after parties because my 104 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:43.759 feeling's getting hurt. And then after the roast of Bruce Willis, 105 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:45.959 I got a ton of stuff injected in my face 106 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.839 and laser stuff done to fix what Sybil saw as 107 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:50.759 for her own comedy. I think that what I intend 108 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:52.879 is just to say what's honest and what's funny to me, 109 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:55.120 and it's always interesting to hear how people perceive or 110 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:57.680 take my comedy. Tasteless is totally fine, but it's a 111 00:04:57.680 --> 00:04:59.279 word that no one aspires to be. But I can't 112 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:01.920 refute it. I don't love people getting offended. I think 113 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:04.040 sometimes because of the nature of what I talk about, 114 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:06.319 people think that I enjoy if people leave a show 115 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.360 and are scoffing at things or growing at things. All 116 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:10.399 I want is people to like me, really, and it's 117 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:13.120 a weird approach to achieve that. I've worked in many aspects, 118 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:15.240 but it's been a roundabout kind of way of getting there. 119 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:18.480 But really it's the underlining motivation that's like just like me, 120 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:21.279 which I think is most comedians. So I got an 121 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:23.480 invitation from Deacon Mike. You guys have heard me talk 122 00:05:23.480 --> 00:05:25.240 about my friend Deacon Mike from time to time, and 123 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:27.639 it's like, hey man, why don't you come out to Cleveland. 124 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:31.920 It's the Church street Fair? And I had it right back, Mike, Dude, 125 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:33.480 I'm not doing that, and he's like why not? And 126 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:36.120 I'm like, Joe Rogan Live on Netflix tonight. I already 127 00:05:36.160 --> 00:05:38.160 miss Kat Williams. How many times do you expect me 128 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:40.040 to drive out to Cleveland for one of your events? 129 00:05:40.279 --> 00:05:42.800 I like a street fair, sausage and peppers are good, 130 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:45.519 but I'm not driving seven hours, dude. Joe Rogan Burn 131 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:48.000 the Boats live on Netflix tonight. Is there any buzz 132 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:50.680 about it? No? None at all. All right, let's check 133 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:53.879 in on the festivals. It's laugh out Loveland. When we 134 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:56.439 last checked in, Dan Bublets Junior had scheduled a whole 135 00:05:56.439 --> 00:05:59.519 bunch of shows at places that would serve me beverages. 136 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:02.399 I see we're just trying to do there. So tonight, No, 137 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:05.600 it's not even tonight, it's one pm. Dan, come on, man, 138 00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:10.040 laugh out. Loveland presents Interrogation, True Crime Stories with Corey David. 139 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:12.680 That's at Black and Blues Music and Bruise. All right, 140 00:06:12.759 --> 00:06:15.800 Dan's got me having some bruise at one PM. The 141 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:18.720 next show's at four. Dude, you're killing me. Laugh out. 142 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:21.759 Loveland presents VIPs only, And if I go to Loveland, 143 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:24.160 I better be a VIP. Dan. I'm just saying, stand 144 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:27.480 up comedy showcase featuring Shanee Ross. So we've got Shaney 145 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:31.839 plus Dan himself performing at this one and five other comedians. 146 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:35.959 This at the mead Kreeger Metery, not Meterri. I didn't 147 00:06:35.959 --> 00:06:39.959 swallow the tea there, like from Queen's Metai with a 148 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:44.560 d ooh. I'm googling the mead Kreeker Metery serves Northern 149 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:48.759 Colorado's best old Norse mead. You know, guys, you could 150 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:52.839 probably go a little wider than Northern Colorado's best Norse mead. 151 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:55.759 Maybe Southern Colorado is a great place, but like I'll 152 00:06:55.800 --> 00:06:59.519 guarantee from here, you've got New Jersey's best old Norse mead. 153 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:02.519 Let's click on about our meat as we totally digress. 154 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:06.199 On a Saturday, traditional oak barrel aged and infused. Our 155 00:07:06.199 --> 00:07:09.199 traditional meat is our flexship product we pride ourselves on. 156 00:07:09.319 --> 00:07:11.720 It's one of a kind, smooth and balanced flavor, perfect 157 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:13.800 for every day and every occasion. Say you're at a 158 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:16.279 comedy festival and you've already been drinking for three hours, 159 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:17.879 and now you're at this one. You're gonna sit through 160 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:20.160 seven comedians, and whoever you're with it goes, Hey, you 161 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:23.120 want to drink. You're gonna say, yeah, their meat starts 162 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:26.759 with quality ingredients. They only choose the finest honey sourced 163 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:31.040 in beautiful Colorado food menu, meat and cheese plate, nice 164 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:34.000 and basic. I would do that in salami, cheeses, crackers, veggies, 165 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:37.040 and fruit. Some wrench dip done. And then you're gonna go, hey, 166 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:38.839 you want to get chips, and I'm gonna go quarantitea 167 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:41.480 chip serves with medium salsa. Sure, let's get it. And 168 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:43.199 then the waitress is gonna go, you want dessert, And 169 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:44.439 I'm gonna be like, what do you have? And she's 170 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:47.480 gonna say Bevca's ginger cookies And I'm gonna what's that? 171 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:50.519 She'll say, the best ginger cookies, soft, not too sweet, 172 00:07:50.519 --> 00:07:53.920 and delicious, and I'm gonna go m no, I'm okay. 173 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:57.600 So that's the four o'clock show. Then it's six point fifteen. 174 00:07:57.720 --> 00:08:00.480 So if seven comedians at four o'clock, we're gonna go 175 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:03.720 straight to the next show, This one at sky Bear Brewing, 176 00:08:04.879 --> 00:08:07.519 or mind you, we've been drinking since one o'clock. It's 177 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.959 the laugh Out Loveland Comedy Showcase featuring Rosalie Rosalie plus 178 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:15.519 one two, three, four five six more comedians. Another show 179 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:18.519 at eight thirty, This one at Verboten Brewing. Another comedy 180 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:21.519 showcase featuring Georgia Comstock and one, two, three, four five 181 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:24.720 six more comedians. All right, that's at eight thirty. So 182 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:27.439 now it's gonna be on eleven. And I've been drinking 183 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:29.759 since one. Boy, if you see me in the back 184 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:32.519 there half asleep, it's not because you're not funny. Also, 185 00:08:32.559 --> 00:08:36.519 today the Lucy Olball Comedy Festival continues. Driney was nice 186 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:39.120 enough to invite me up there. I couldn't go this weekend. 187 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:41.639 My daughter isn't a musical all weekend, so I want 188 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.519 to go to her shows. As much as I would 189 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:46.039 have liked to see Nate Bergatzy and possibly could have 190 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:48.519 even met at Nate Bergatsey, I've never met Nate. He's 191 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:51.000 playing at eight o'clock tonight and he's in an arena, 192 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:52.639 so you don't have to drink for seven hours to 193 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:55.399 see Nate. Billboard just did a big profile of Nate. 194 00:08:55.440 --> 00:08:58.000 Two said, the world is serious. There's plenty of people 195 00:08:58.000 --> 00:09:00.159 in information. You can go to whatever you want to 196 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:01.840 go get. You don't need me to add to that. 197 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:03.919 What I believe I need to do is be entertainment 198 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:06.480 you can go to as an entire family. He says. 199 00:09:06.519 --> 00:09:08.200 Some of his favorite moments and when he looks out 200 00:09:08.200 --> 00:09:10.759 into the audience and sees multiple generations sitting together. I 201 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:12.639 love when I can see a family sitting there, and 202 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:14.519 if I start talking about my age, I can see 203 00:09:14.519 --> 00:09:16.039 the whole family, look at the dead or look at 204 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:17.720 the mom. And when I talk about my parents, see 205 00:09:17.759 --> 00:09:19.879 them look at the grandparents. I love the connection. They're like, 206 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:22.320 that's you or that's me. That's the best part. In 207 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:25.919 the La Times profile, the Groundling Theater in La it's 208 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:29.679 their fiftieth anniversary, Time Flies. I was out there for 209 00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:34.960 their thirtieth anniversary and a particular story that night, I 210 00:09:35.039 --> 00:09:37.600 was out with my boss until I don't know one 211 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:40.360 in the morning Pacific time, and I woke up the 212 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:42.360 next morning we were on the West coast and found 213 00:09:42.360 --> 00:09:45.279 out that Sirius had hired Howard Stern. It's twenty years 214 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:49.120 ago now, the fiftieth anniversary. Originally founded in nineteen seventy 215 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:52.399 four by Gary Austen as an improv workshop, the Groundlings 216 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:55.080 has continued. In the words of Bob Odenkirk, they're inspired 217 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:59.200 silliness for five decades. Bob is an alumni of Second City, 218 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:01.279 and he says, I was mad at the Groundlings for 219 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:04.480 breaking the rules, but also for being so effing funny. 220 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:06.759 There's something to be said for two different schools. In 221 00:10:06.799 --> 00:10:08.519 the end, my heart's a little bit more with the 222 00:10:08.519 --> 00:10:11.759 Groundlings and the freedom to be silly funny. I love silliness, 223 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:14.759 especially now. And Johnny Mack has blown out his voice. 224 00:10:14.759 --> 00:10:16.639 Can you hear it? And so that's your comedy news 225 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:18.080 for today. See you tomorrow.