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<v Speaker 1>Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>This would be Orlando's rock station one O one one

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<v Speaker 2>w jr R. So, if you have interest in going

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<v Speaker 2>to see Metallica tonight at Raymond James Stadium, uh, between

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<v Speaker 2>now and nine o'clock, be sure to vote for you

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<v Speaker 2>say it, we play it. We want ahead and opened

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<v Speaker 2>up voting a few minutes early on the jar our

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. You can jump on it now. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're in your car, something you got till nine,

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<v Speaker 2>your vote qualifies you to win tickets for tonight's show.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell us which Rob Zombie song you want to hear,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll play it back at nine and yeah, yeah, somebody's

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<v Speaker 3>just randomly picked for that show.

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<v Speaker 2>Throw your vote in and in the process you may

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<v Speaker 2>come out the other side with those Metallica tickets for

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<v Speaker 2>tonight's show. All right, Taco, let's start in San Diego, California.

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<v Speaker 2>San Diego where I thought this was kind of odd

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<v Speaker 2>that the city of San Diego had a on yoga

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<v Speaker 2>classes in public parks and beaches. That does not sound

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<v Speaker 2>like a very uh California, Granola, California type of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, exactly what the heck's going on? Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>that's got my attention. So I the ban this week

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<v Speaker 2>has now been ruled unconstitutional. How did yoga in public

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<v Speaker 2>parks and beaches end up getting banned in the first place. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the city had put into place a ban basically on

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<v Speaker 2>commercial activity in parks and beaches without a permit, mainly

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<v Speaker 2>aimed at unauthorized vendors. Ah okay, the unauthorized vendors were like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on a second, if you're going to kick us

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<v Speaker 2>the hell out of here, you got somebody running profit

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<v Speaker 2>right here with these classes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same premise and right out.

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<v Speaker 3>There in that lake doing the paddle boardings that they're

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<v Speaker 3>getting paid.

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<v Speaker 2>So the yoga folks, very calmly and serenely took their

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<v Speaker 2>case to the California Supreme Court, who overturned it and

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<v Speaker 2>said that yoga classes are protected by the First Amendment.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they all saying there's no plausible connection between the

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<v Speaker 2>plaintiffs teaching yoga and any threat to public safety and

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<v Speaker 2>enjoyment of the city's shoreline parks.

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<v Speaker 3>Did they all walk in with their yoga mats, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like the rolled up I have one in the back

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<v Speaker 3>of my car. You giggle, but it's it's rolled up

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<v Speaker 3>and it has ties around it so that you can just.

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<v Speaker 1>Carry it over your shoulder like that. I never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have a yoga mat?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I stretch at the gym each day and do yoga,

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<v Speaker 3>different yoga stuff. I could do some yoga for you

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<v Speaker 3>if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that make you ten percent yoga? Oh? I am full? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>ten per cent yoga. Let me see you do? What

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<v Speaker 1>is that one called dog down? What is that? Which

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<v Speaker 1>one is that? That's this one right here? Look, you

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<v Speaker 1>should try it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes the closest I get is uh wrist curl.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see that it stretches my back and my butt twks.

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<v Speaker 1>Get up off the floor. Come on, man, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>grown man. I'm telling you. Pat I heard you with

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<v Speaker 1>your wrist curl of a cold beer.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you if you need some stretches each day,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it would take some tension out and you'd

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<v Speaker 3>be like, you know how we do the instead of

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<v Speaker 3>woo saw like wou saw, it's rabbi which works for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the same feeling you get if you do like

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<v Speaker 1>a dog down.

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<v Speaker 2>Tako would throw that idea into the massage I should get.

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<v Speaker 2>Massages is what It's in the same category, right it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's just not happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>We're you know, Yeah, well just walk to a different

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<v Speaker 2>drum beat sometimes definitely, we marched one too, all right. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we got a last minute contender here for a headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week consideration. Okay, and then we're gonna we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna recap them all here and then uh, while we

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<v Speaker 2>finish up this idiotology, you all give us the feedback

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<v Speaker 2>on which one should award be awarded this week's title.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you want me to record for this? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>may as well just keep it going, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, My girlfriend and I went to a sex party

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of an orgy. I realized I'm not straight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty strong.

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<v Speaker 2>My girlfriend and I went to a sex party, and

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of an orgy, I realized I'm not straight.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll just all right, Yeah, my girlfriend and I went

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<v Speaker 2>to a sex party in the middle of an orgy.

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<v Speaker 1>I realized I'm not straight.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So here are our contenders. That's the last

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<v Speaker 3>minute entry. Man takes a WII and has his penis

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<v Speaker 3>bitten off.

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<v Speaker 1>By a snake in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Toiletsnake eleven foot Yeah, I was wondering what that eleven

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<v Speaker 3>with us A foot mark is man takes a WII

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<v Speaker 3>and has his penis bitten off by an eleven foot

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<v Speaker 3>snake in the toilets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the first one. Then we had porn hub pulls.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of France, and last but not least, when my

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<v Speaker 3>girlfriend did I went to a sex party and in

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<v Speaker 3>the orgy, I realized I was not straight?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, so we balls in your court, folks.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we've got balls in qurts all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Penis first snake, porn hub pulls out or not straight?

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<v Speaker 2>West Texas at two two five to two six. Which

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<v Speaker 2>of those three do you think should be awarded headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week's status.

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<v Speaker 3>I know which one you're sticking towards because you keep

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<v Speaker 3>laughing like when I when I read it, You're you're

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<v Speaker 3>the porna hubble one, aren't you. Oh, there's no doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>Just based on the pure use as few words and

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<v Speaker 2>have as big of impact as possible. To me, that

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<v Speaker 2>is the That is the sweet gold spot right there

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<v Speaker 2>for a brilliant headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now we'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Let the listeners two two five two six, they're all

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<v Speaker 3>coming in now, just keep sending them in.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you still got a story though, Yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 2>one more story here while those are coming in at

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<v Speaker 2>two two five six. Shame on the culinary site Chowhound

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<v Speaker 2>for perpetuating a internet rumor that is absolutely not true

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<v Speaker 2>and is causing a lot of headaches at airports around

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<v Speaker 2>the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you cannot use your Costco membership car as a

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<v Speaker 2>real ID replacement at TSA. I am I have more

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<v Speaker 2>in this on our Facebook page. We repeat, do not

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<v Speaker 2>believe it. For as second, you cannot cannot use your

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<v Speaker 2>Costco membership card as a replacement for real ID with TSA.

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<v Speaker 3>If if they make you have this real ID in

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<v Speaker 3>the top right, you know the little symbol. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>really think they're gonna take a Costco or a Sam's

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<v Speaker 3>or any of those cards?

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<v Speaker 1>Now one card has the gold star on it. Stop.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where they all started as a room exactly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>okay you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? People said, I'm with Lyncher.

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<v Speaker 3>Elbow exercises, coldbeers is what they're talking about, because they're

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<v Speaker 3>ready for the weekend. Ready, And I'm I like those

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<v Speaker 3>elbow exercises too. Snakes Snake, snake, snake, porn Hub snake France,

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<v Speaker 3>sex Orgy, porn Hub, Snake, not straight, not straight, not straight,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not straight, orgy, not straight, pull out, porn Hub

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<v Speaker 3>pull out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm just gonna say porn Hub for that.

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<v Speaker 3>So they're all getting not straight porn Hub, porn Hub,

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<v Speaker 3>sex Party, Snake, porn Hub, porn Hub.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Pat, we have a Tigers runner situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's gonna be. Don't you see the

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<v Speaker 3>tie as porn Hub and not straight.

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<v Speaker 1>I think all three of them have an equal share

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<v Speaker 1>From what you just said.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy, and they're still look three not straight, porn Hub, Snake,

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<v Speaker 3>the three texts that just came in.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, why can't we agree on anything in this country?

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<v Speaker 1>Can't we all just get along? Sorry? I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>brought Rodney King into this. You know what I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have to do here, man, executive decision.

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<v Speaker 3>Assume that what is it? Position dog down? I could

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<v Speaker 3>show you the frog too. Huh. That's a different move.

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<v Speaker 3>So are we just gonna call it a toss up

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<v Speaker 3>this week? Toss up that he's not stopping with the

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<v Speaker 3>eno Endo's people. All right, I think you gotta say

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<v Speaker 3>Tigers a runner just like you said.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's kind of anti climactic way to keep going

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<v Speaker 2>with these. I could go all day man, j r

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