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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pun on,
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the birraateship. Kevin's here, Dougie, Dougie is here. Yeah,
we're going on. Hold uh a nice little crew tonight.
Speaker 1: I will have nothing a little about this crew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm six to thank you. Are you when are you?
Speaker 2: Six?
Speaker 1: Three six two? The doctor just measured me? Oh, both
ways up in all right?
Speaker 2: There you go both ways.
Speaker 3: Well we mean tons of fun. We mean tons of fun, ladies.
That's right, you went to the doctor. How to go?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Everything here?
Speaker 1: We going produced? What are you doing? What do you
where you go?
Speaker 2: Where you got your last week?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do they say?
Speaker 3: He said, mister Phelps, you're gonna have to stop masturbating.
I go, why, doc? Am I going blind? He goes, No,
you're in the waiting room.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm back, baby, I don't
kill it.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That all right, Doug has uh you you ride share,
you bartended, you interact with people. I would think your
would be a good judge of people. I saw something
yesterday and I because I'm a sucker and I don't
know with parenting, I did exactly. Sometimes lately I've been going,
what will my parents do in this situation? And then
I'll do the opposite. Okay, So, like, my son has
a basketball game out in Greece tonight, and he was
taking the bus and he was gonna stay after school
and study for some test. And I said to him,
why don't you want to you make yourself a sandwich,
so the way you have lunch at school, have the sandwich,
you've got the game, and when you come home we'll
eat again. And I said, but you gotta make soon.
I don't like the bread you have. I don't like
the bread you got. So I'm like, all right, and
I don't like what bread?
Speaker 1: Do you have? White bread? No? I don't I have
fancy east side bread.
Speaker 2: I do. I have no, not even fancy. I scaled back,
thinking he'd like this. No, because normally I get like,
I don't know, some weird bread, like you know somebody's
massive seeds and grains or whatever it's called, and no,
this is just a wheat bread. But he didn't want it.
So I said, all right, you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna do exactly what my parents wouldn't do, because
I would get to Jesus Christ. You eat what the
house has, that's it. You say nothing and you eat it.
And I'm like, I can't do that. I don't want
to do that. So I pack him up. We go
over as I'm you know.
Speaker 3: What, I'm gonna interrupt you just for a quick second,
because not having kids, it took me years to understand.
You got to pick your battles winning. You won the battle,
but you lost the war kind of thing. And especially
with kids and wives which have never been married, that's
probably why so long to figure this out. You gotta
pick your bag.
Speaker 2: You escaped everything, Kevin. Yeah, over her, now you're over there.
Speaker 1: Now here. Here is my thing.
Speaker 2: When I when I look at Jamison, and I don't
know if this is the right way or not, I
see a guy who uh is hurting. You know, traumatic
would wish that his mom and I were under the
same roof and we had everybody together. That isn't happening.
He wound up living out of state for a while.
I don't know that that was the most comfortable situation
for him. I don't ask a lot, but things slowly
come out. Uh. And then he has not been in
a traditional school setting for almost three years. He was homeschooled,
and then he did a Renaissance school thing in between there.
So I just my thing with him is, boy, I'm impressed.
We've pushed you far. I've pushed you through, and we've
had days where it's like I don't like it here,
I don't like the kids, you know, and I we
just keep going. But I just my whole thing is
slow and steady. We will get to where we need
to be. And so when it comes to stuff like that,
I decided to go to Wegman's last night, and I'm
glad I did because I saw something. I saw a person.
He was walking out the door, shaved head, white guy,
but shaved, but I could see where he had male
pattern baldness.
Speaker 1: Is why I shaved.
Speaker 2: But this is what And I profiled this person not
seeing their face. Don't have an exact age, but I'm
saying probably in his mid fifties, got a red tracksuit
matching top bottom and red sneakers.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I saw this.
Speaker 3: Every day, ubering.
Speaker 2: Well, I know, go ahead, no but this, but I understand, No,
you don't see this on the east side.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I have I have a thing. I was thinking, like,
I don't know why I went Eastern European.
Speaker 1: I went this.
Speaker 2: Guy, this guy will come along like he's a you know,
I don't know, Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Armenian, Armenian, I know what.
Speaker 3: You're very very diverse. Yes, anything could.
Speaker 1: Be anything, all right.
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure because I go, I have not seen
the matching top bottom and red sneakers. I mean it
was I got.
Speaker 3: The fair part.
Speaker 1: Did he have the red sox too? I'm wondering.
Speaker 3: I want to know what store people go to to
get everything matching, including the shoes. Can I see it too?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: And as I'm like, no, but that it looks like
pat jam as you're wearing. But on the other end,
I'm like, it's kind of impressive. I could not pull
that off. But you you with a cardboard sign and
no money, that looks good at him? The Nike swish,
I gotta ask you this question.
Speaker 1: Now, you went for a three and a half four
dollars loaf of bread at Wagmans. He didn't like the bread.
Speaker 2: How much did it costa We wound up with like
a dollar twenty nine loaf of bread, and then I
thirty eight I wound up buying Oh, he didn't like that,
didn't like the cheese.
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you too. Did you just say, okay,
I'll get your bread. Did you say, okay, look you're
coming with No, you're coming with coming with me, and
then when we get back, you have to unload the
dishwasher and make your sandwich. But you got him everything
he went, so you wouldn't bitch you moan anymore about food.
Speaker 2: Wasn't so much bitch and moan. I just want you
to eat right, and so let's get whatever you want. Hey,
bitch your moon.
Speaker 3: I am the boloney.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't liked the stuff we had. The cheese.
Speaker 2: He didn't like cheese velveta slices, prepacked.
Speaker 1: Now you know how much that is?
Speaker 3: Because I sit in between, I go, buddy.
Speaker 2: No, five, okay, five, but but higher than I thought.
I went over to the deli case and I'm like,
get this this is great. Their American cheese, sliced American
cheese is perfect.
Speaker 1: You gotta get him off American cheese. Get at least
get a real cheese like a cheddar. Yeah, pepper jack
or something.
Speaker 2: Pepper jack provolone provolone is I'm not, but I like it,
uncertain thing, a nice Swiss.
Speaker 3: Get him a job as a bus boy up in
this uh prime red place, because usually you'll get a
shift meal to go. Then he won't be just cleird
tables getting paid and you get a meal. Hey, what
do you want to eat tonight? Jamison? Oh let me
have uh egg playing primers? All right?
Speaker 1: Sam did that when he worked in the restaurant. He
got a meal to go, and the first time he
brought a home, he said, of the fridge, I ate it.
He goes, wait my food, I go.
Speaker 3: I did. He's like why because all the years you
took and he left over his head and he can
respond to it with he can actually tell you why
he ate it. Feel good about it. Anytime I ever
put anything my first job, I got life to be
a black hole to my children.
Speaker 1: If I put something in there, yeah they just ate it.
It's gone. So you didn't I just I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: Well, it looks like you did pretty good anyway.
Speaker 1: So what this poor kid say? He was like, that's
bull crap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well, oh well, did he ever eat your
stuff again? The non okay lesson learned?
Speaker 1: Did he get some shift food?
Speaker 3: That's you don't know. That was the only time.
Speaker 1: That's one of the things I did there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just decided, I say I say things once
you don't do it, and then then I'm fine, I'll
I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna complain.
But when you want something, you don't get it, and
that's how we do it. And that's just slowlyward learning.
Speaker 1: Well, Tyler turned sixteen tomorrow Thursday. Okay, so he wants
to take his permit test, so I had scheduled. I
went ahead and scheduled this permit test for him. I
didn't tell him I did it. I come home and
I'm doing the garbage run for the house because it's
garbage day today, and his room is just a fucking
train wreck. It looked like a hurricane of tornado when
some fires came through.
Speaker 2: Oh you were over at Dugs, Hey, Hey, just cups everywhere, bowls.
Speaker 1: I'm like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: It's only after my father's birthday party.
Speaker 1: I said, by the time I get back from doing
the show, Yeah, I want your entire room cleaned up, vacuumed.
I want all the shit out of there, all the
cup bowls, garbage cleaned up, taking downstairs, and I got
some stuff to tell you. So I get home, He goes,
I did it. I go the checker. Can I trust you?
He's like, well, I hope you could trust me. Well,
that's bitting me in the ass before. But I'll go
ahead and ride at this time. Okay, I scheduled to
primit test when Thursday. I can't do it Thursday, all right,
Well fuck you. Then you're out schedule for Friday.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. There.
Speaker 1: I can't leave schooler on Thursday. I had a retreat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the private schools do those soon. You
gotta go when you gotta go, uh, Doug.
Speaker 3: Any interest in the Super Bowl just by Super Bowl squares?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really, I guess I'm rooting for Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are rooting for Philadelphia.
I kind of in a way. I'm not so much
against the Chiefs. I go either way would be impressive
to stop them from a three p or for them
to get a three peep.
Speaker 3: I mean something that a lot of people have seen,
so it was part of history. Well it's never happened,
but you know bad calls and how it always goes
to chiefs. Sorry, okay, And once you get on top,
you know you are taking a look at why they
should hate you well and knock you off.
Speaker 2: But if all the time, that's the way we'd love
to do in America.
Speaker 3: But there is a reason if you're so good and
you just constantly be good this one. But when you're
getting these calls like the one where they both came
down with the ball and the ball hit the ground, Yeah,
they said it should have been called dead, but chiefs
get it and they go in to score. Yeah, why
is it? I know, just little things like that, all right,
So calls every it seems almost every game.
Speaker 2: It's funny that you say this, because I don't know
what you think of this guy. I always enjoyed him
when he was in the NFL. Some people absolutely despised
and hated him. Fifteen year Hall of Fame Terrell Owens.
Speaker 3: Can't stand him. He was a forty nine er and
I had his jersey. It was a birthday president that
when I did not keep just see so much. He
has so much telling.
Speaker 1: He's just he had a ton. Driveway setups is always
the driveway situps was my favorite, was the greatest.
Speaker 2: Come on, hey, it's not his fault that those the
medium went. You need two sides to make that story right.
I'm not saying that if.
Speaker 3: You focus more on your career and catching than trying
to be a clown to get meeting the media, is
that pain.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that.
Speaker 2: I think that he was pissed off about things and
so he left and no for you know, and I
don't know what happened in the super Bowl where he.
Speaker 3: Jerry Wright, the greatest receiver ever, never did any.
Speaker 2: Of those ands, nothing nothing.
Speaker 3: Steve Largent from the Seattle never did any of those ans.
Andre Reid, there's a much more. What do you remember
Trell on his fors his catches or because.
Speaker 2: He made some amazing catches. I will say that, But
the guy bounced around the league right, even ended up
in Buffalo for three year.
Speaker 3: However, Niners Philadelphia Hall of Famer, Hall of Famer. He
didn't go to the Hall of Fame though, did Yeah,
he did he attend it?
Speaker 2: Oh I did?
Speaker 1: I thought he did.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Here's the thing that I do know.
He is saying that the Chiefs are getting an unprecedented
home field advantage from league officiating. And I don't know that.
I think what you just laid out about Terrell Owens
is how many people feel about him. So it comes
with a grain of salt. But I go, boy, You've
got a Hall of Famer calling out the league officiating.
I think that's sort of saying something. And he says
that games are deliberately being managed to ensure Kansas City's success. Specifically,
he points to seemingly ignored holding penalties and what he
describes is blatant misscalls that consistently benefit Patrick Mahomes to
the team. And by the way, he ever won a
Super Bowl? Did?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 2: Only went once? Once?
Speaker 3: With Philadelphia? Yeah, where he probably he might have been
the m v P because he had a really good game.
Speaker 2: He's essentially calling out what he sees as systemic favoritism
in real time.
Speaker 1: I don't know he is in the Hall of Fame.
He did not go to the ceremony. Look at you
blame the media for not that that was the reason
why he didn't go. Yeah, the way they portrayed him
and made him wait for years.
Speaker 2: Oh, he didn't get in on the first ballot Hall
of Fame like a first year, which.
Speaker 1: Is overall for his career. The way they portrayed I.
Speaker 2: Mean, well, was he misunderstood or was he I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know the look. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think he laid out there on the field. You know,
sometimes he's sometimes he's pulling out his pen. Look at me,
he's putting the Uh do it?
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 3: Random?
Speaker 2: Was the moon?
Speaker 1: That's what you're thinking of?
Speaker 2: I was thinking of the end? Didn't he ringe it
on the pad of the goalpost? What I was thinking?
Speaker 3: No, it was a football. Give it to somebody up
in the stands.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: And then the Dale's game, he scored a football touchdown,
went to the middle, and then Emma did it, and
then he tried to do it again. I'm just like,
come on, just show some class.
Speaker 1: They asked Mahomes today too at the press conference thing
that the worst press conference of all time. I hate
the press conference. First, Yeah, they asked him, who's your
favorite referee? And if I if I'm home. He answered
it really really well. He's like, I don't have one.
But if I would have been like, I would have
given them some umpires name yeah, like carry Frazer.
Speaker 2: You would have sent them on a wild goose.
Speaker 3: Change who knows bend Over. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: That would have been really funny.
Speaker 2: No, seriously, he's a great great calls.
Speaker 1: I get them all.
Speaker 2: But I'll ask this, Doug, because if a Hall of
Fame player, and if I just said to you, a
Hall of Fame player suggested that the game might be rigged,
how much weight do you give those claims? I think
you give it more if it's somebody other than Terrell.
Speaker 1: Let's say it was Brett Favre one of the calls
he's getting.
Speaker 2: I think that people, I think that people feel as
though the rehearst down call at the call the play.
Doug just said some of the sliding look they're going
they're initiating and I said it last night. They're gonna
make it now reviewable for quarterback slides to be reviewable
to see if the guy actually did slide, was there
some kind of fake And Patrick Mahonmes also does that
thing where he runs through the sidelines, starts to slow down,
the player backs off, and then he sprints up the field.
All right, gamesmanship smart until they change the rules.
Speaker 3: That's the second time they're going to change the rule
because they change the rule for overtime because of what
happened with the cants about Buffalo and the slide where
the two players hit each other but didn't hit him. Yeah,
I think you should review some things, but they manage it. Now.
Buffalo had three minutes and thirty three seconds left to
go down the field and like they're gonna win, They're
going to the super Bowl, and then James Cook was
nowhere to be seen and he was I don't know,
he was getting six point five yards a carreg.
Speaker 2: Somebody said that James Cook pulled himself out of the game,
and so, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You got to finish the game and they know how
to get down the field. They got a good tight end.
If you can get four yards and three plays, that's
twelve yards. That's a movie.
Speaker 1: We were talking about last night. What was his over
underline for rushing yards and how close was he to it?
Did James Cook pulled himself out because he had a
little that's a great question.
Speaker 3: I don't know it's getting like that because you can
bet anything.
Speaker 2: So they're finding they I didn't I don't know this story.
I'm just gonna repeat what basically Matt said last night
is in college basketball, players were seeing bets placed on them,
so they would what get up to twelve? You know,
if it was like he's gonna score over fourteen points
to night, so he would score twelve and purposely not
score the others. And so you still to wonder what's affecting.
And I do wonder if the rule changes in the NFL,
which I have been saying for a couple of days,
isn't more about a gambling thing and not so much
that not so much that they're influencing the game. I
would that way want to get it right.
Speaker 3: I would be more worried about uh draft kings and
sports kings and all the gambling than not taxing billionaires
to get their fair share. Because where is all this
money going that that all the all the draft kings
and everything. I mean, there's got to be somebody is
uh millions billions every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have a French state cut down, like
got a huge tax revenue off of it. That's why
they were so because they didn't New Jersey did.
Speaker 3: Taxes are still going on, people.
Speaker 1: Were going across the state.
Speaker 2: But I think that I think that it was a
tax thing with with Draft Kings and the other sports
betting books. But that aside, I have no idea. I'm
just wondering, is that forcing the NFL to get in particular, to.
Speaker 1: Get it right, to get the calls right?
Speaker 3: Now if somebody is running this to fix the games.
Speaker 2: Yes, No, I'm not saying fix the games.
Speaker 3: Well fix or you know, change.
Speaker 2: We're talking about two different things here. One is I'm
saying that the rule changes would be to get the
calls right because we've got too many people betting on it.
And if most of the you know, if you talk
to many people across the nation, a lot of people
thought the Bills had the first down. Whether or not
they did, we'll never really know because we couldn't figure
it out right, but they did, so that sticks in
people's minds, and you don't if you're betting on something, man,
you want your pissed.
Speaker 3: Well, it came out years ago in an NBA referee.
Speaker 2: Was changing, But this is just let's get the calls right.
What I was also saying is some players now are
seeing people bet on them. In the college game, Doug
Felts tonight gets ten points and Doug Dukes decides to
go for eight, take a foul, and now he's got
nine points, and that's it, right, So the people aren't
making their money that is influencing the game. But I'm
half of the better.
Speaker 3: Is he is he? I think no friends and family
betting on him. He's just doing it.
Speaker 2: I think he's doing it to be a dick. Okay,
that's what I think. But I don't know. I don't
I really don't know. But that's These are all the
things that you have to look at with that sports people.
Speaker 3: Personality is something more to talk about.
Speaker 2: But let me ask you just real quick back to
the Torell Owens thing, because use it is this sort
of like a sour grapes thing with Torell or could
he be exposing a truth about NFL officiating that we
don't really know? I just don't know how you can
fix an NFL game. There's too many aspects to.
Speaker 3: This game to be I have thought about this, and
I think that one or two things could fix it.
One is not the head coach. But if you have
access to the offensive offensive coordinator up there that you
don't know what his name is, Colin the plays.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3: The coach is already getting five six million dollars a year.
Coordinators are so all of a sudden, you're running, you're running.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, what do you think of Joe Brady
makes probably like half a million, maybe a million. Yeah,
he's the offensive coordinator for a million. Yeah, probably one point.
Speaker 3: Five yeah, I think so. Yeah. But also if you
know the MafA, he hasn't it or they're they're saying,
you're gonna fix this, so you're gonna slow the ball down,
or shit's gonna happen, right, you know, when you bring
your family in, then it's pretty scary.
Speaker 2: That is scary.
Speaker 3: And I've never heard stories about that recently in the press,
except for the NBA guy that referees. You can walk
him there.
Speaker 2: You can watch the Netflix on him. There's a whole
Netflix expos.
Speaker 3: I just remember the sixty minutes years ago?
Speaker 1: What were you gonna say? Kevin one point eight million
puts him in the top ten of the highest paid
offensive coordinators in the League.
Speaker 2: That's what Joe Brady makes. Ye, wow, one point eight
Look at the boy Terry's generous. Yeah, well that for
Google money.
Speaker 3: He's staying with the Bills. Yes, one more year? Yeah,
after they got to get there.
Speaker 2: Now, hang on, Okay, he was up to be a
head coach. I think after that Kansas City game and
some of those questionable play calling that went on, I
think that I don't know, I think it kind of
quiet things down for him.
Speaker 3: The same way with the quarterback from the Vikings was
his name, Donalds. He was making sick sign a sixty
million dollars next year going to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're paying quarterbacks that. But I don't know where.
What were you gonna say?
Speaker 1: Number four ranked offensive coordinator in pay is Ken Dorsey two?
No show three. He makes two point three million dollars,
one hundred grand ahead of your boy, not Hthaniel Hackett.
Speaker 3: Wow with those teams.
Speaker 2: So Nathan and Hage was with the Jets. Ken Dorsey
was the Bills offensive coordinator. They fired him mid season,
put Joe Brady in last year, and then Dorsey went
to Cleveland and he got fired this year.
Speaker 1: Didn't hack It get fired too?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: And they just keep getting hired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, failing up wee yeah, I love it. All right,
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Speaker 3: The country tune is this, how dare you?
Speaker 1: How dare you?
Speaker 3: Dougle I kicked off the show.
Speaker 2: No, you're not kicked off the show.
Speaker 1: Terraces no.
Speaker 3: Road.
Speaker 1: This is a new album.
Speaker 2: But it's interesting that you said country. That's really because
here's why I was sort of playing this Grammys.
Speaker 3: I never listened to Black Crows? Does he have sex
with women? But go ahead?
Speaker 2: I love the Black Crows.
Speaker 1: How dare you again? You're on fit I stunk Phelps.
Speaker 3: If you can just insult John Hyatt real quick, we got.
Speaker 2: I always like the Black Crows, but they so they
were up for Album of Rock, Album of the Year.
Stones win the Grammy, but not even on television. That's
that's where rock and roll is.
Speaker 3: There's one hundred and sixty five awards given out, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but they only give you like the big one.
So I think somebody who's a graduate of the Eastman
School of Music won for chamber music. They want a
Grammy and somebody for.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: No, none of these got on TV.
Speaker 2: But I was surprised because the Black Crows and the
Stones when you go, if you went back.
Speaker 3: To the album that they didn't show it on TV.
They didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't they What do they show on TV?
Speaker 3: Best Rap, best wrapped, the best rap trio?
Speaker 2: No, the album of the year. Country, A lot of
country they show you. I mean country is the number
one for in America, America, in America.
Speaker 3: I was writing a country song a few years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was it called?
Speaker 3: I haven't figured that out yet.
Speaker 1: But what second night at the cat.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to share it now, No, go ahead, No,
what was it about? It was about people that served
in the army, I for having friends.
Speaker 1: And wait, you're fucking serious. I thought this was a joke. No,
you are really writing a country song. He collabored with
Jeremato and thank you soldier.
Speaker 3: I just got the chorus down. I'm not going to
sing it either.
Speaker 1: So no, man, how dare you? You can't do that?
Speaker 3: I can no?
Speaker 1: Well you wait a second, I thought it was because
it's you. I know, how what did you start out with? Earlier? Today?
Speaker 2: I think, hey, hey, I went I went to the doctor.
Speaker 1: You know what he said to me?
Speaker 2: Stop masturbating.
Speaker 1: Why is it bad for my health?
Speaker 3: No, you're in the waiting room like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was waiting for that with the country
so years ago when I just.
Speaker 1: This is fucking real. You tried to write a country song.
Speaker 3: I haven't finished it. I've just got the the chorus down.
I also just had the idea, the idea country song.
Speaker 1: It's not my wishboard. It's like me, it's not my whiteboard.
Speaker 3: Oh Doug, that sounds like me. I got a lot
of it. I got a lot going on. Yeah, and
I just haven't got everything all right. So it's just
about friends, having friends serve, having friends die, and having
friends join. I haven't got it all. Just got the chorus,
like I said, Okay, I just haven't been in the same.
Speaker 1: They joined, they serve, they die. Thank you, Soul. I
want to know more about this. Okay, I'm very impressed
by this.
Speaker 3: Thank you. All right, when you come over for dirty Martino, Okay,
break out the guitar, do you play?
Speaker 1: No, that's a joke, all right, Wait.
Speaker 2: I want to dive into this, uh kind of a
pretty wild develo. That tragic mid air collision over the
Potomac which by the way. It was not a missile.
I saw something that go oh, somebody saying that's over.
Speaker 3: It was over in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: It was a Blackhawk missile.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So uh.
Speaker 2: Two employees from the authority that runs Ronald Reagan Washington
National Airport have been arrested for leaking surveillance footage of
the crash to CNN and I how.
Speaker 1: Wasn't surveillance footage if it's on their cell phone?
Speaker 2: Okay, great question, because CNN says it was on their
cell phone. That that's what they say. But they have
been fired for this. Somebody wrote on my Facebook page
something about this is the federal government trying to get
you to step in line and not and be scared.
I don't think these were federal employees. I think these
were airport employees. I think they're hired by the airport.
I know that we have the FAA, but I don't
think these guys were federal employees. I think they were
the baggage guys. I maybe it could have been that
worked for like you got it, and it wasn't just
any video. They leaked clips that give that much clearer look.
If I don't know if anybody saw it, I'm assuming
they were dumb, because I'm sure Fox News would have
paid more than CNN.
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming CNN paid for it. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a lot of times they pay for these.
But they leaked the video and man, you see that
black collar helicopter darting right out of the left of
the screen and it just goes right into the American
Airlines flight and an other clip captures both aircraft heading
toward each other. CNN says it was filmed on their phones,
so either they recorded directly off a screen, and I
don't know if whether or not they were intentionally leaked.
It's still kind of unclear. But the question is should
this fit footage have been made public at all? And
I always wonder about these sorts of things because press, well,
it is.
Speaker 1: Freedom of the prece.
Speaker 2: Like I don't like when nine to one one calls
get out, especially for celebrities. And the reason I say
that is I think a lot of times many celebrities
don't want to admit any age, especially if it's a woman,
you know what I mean, or they don't or they're
not going to identify.
Speaker 3: Give you I don't know it's aloud to be out either.
If I don't like a courtroom, I don't think it
should be either. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 3: I don't think your name should be given out if
you win the lottery or win anything. Oh I hate
that too. Yeah, I hate that too. I think nobody's
business and I don't know. I think you put your
family's families in danger by leaking that out. I think
you can nobody's business for sure, nobody's business that you
bought the winning ticket.
Speaker 2: So I would like, I I go, I my life
doesn't change by seeing that footage. I know that people
are dead. It's pretty sad and scary. But so if
it's out, I'm not going to seek it out and
look for it. I guess there's not a lot. But
if you gave me a chance to vote, I would
you look at uh back it up a little bit? Yeah,
I think so it was whatever it was, it was
there claiming the airport's claiming it's their security footage, which
that doesn't look.
Speaker 1: Like airport security.
Speaker 2: Pretty clear, No, it looks very clear, But that looks
like it's coming from uh not airport.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe it is you can see it? You can?
I yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Or that doesn't look like a cell phone video, that's
for sure. So I don't know how many can It
looks for airports.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2: Well, you can't see anything that says security, right, that's true.
And it looks like it would be from almost a
restaurant along the Potomac that video you showed me. I
don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think this kind of footage should be protected. If
a family wants to see it, maybe somebody let them
come in or encrypt it somehow and let them see it.
But I go, man, I don't know, but I think
the legal consequences for these guys are coming out. But
I mean, why not just fire them? Why are they
going to get arrested for this? Because they're calling it
like they broke into computer?
Speaker 3: So that they then that might be a reasonable did
they Well, it all depends if you're if you're a
bage claimer and then you're not.
Speaker 2: Making a ton of money and you know that some money.
Speaker 3: And you're like, let's go see if we can get
it on the surveillance camera and you're breaking in that's
not your business to be.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, it just seems like a waste to be
to work.
Speaker 3: It's not because there's no accountability anymore. Yeah, so you
have to we have to get back to you break
the law or you do something wrong, You're you're going
to be in trouble for it. Right I For example,
did you see over the weekend there's fifteen cars blasted
their driver pass your window on East Main? Yeah, one
right after the other. Nothing was stolen, just kids smash
smash windows, no accountability. They're not going to get in trouble. Well,
they're gonna get their name written down, they're gonna be
released that and it's just gonna keep getting worse.
Speaker 2: Like this, this kind of stuff with it coming out right,
all the news is looking for it eventually that video,
it seems it feels like the world we live in,
everything comes out now. So at some point later. So
I I hear what you're saying. I want those kids
not smashing windows either. I don't want my car broken
into or anybody's car. That is the biggest pain in
the ass to have. I can't imagine what all the
key of people went through, but I really feel like,
like you go, you hear car stolen or whatever, and
it's kind of like, eh, it's not mine, it's whatever
you have that.
Speaker 1: Done to you.
Speaker 2: It is the biggest pain in the balls because then
you're also there gonna if they find it and they
impound it, you're the one who has to pay for
the impounding or the to whatever.
Speaker 1: There's all these fees with it.
Speaker 2: There's all kinds of shit, and then it's just you
don't have a way to get around. You don't have
a way to get around, so it's pretty shitty. That
is almost a different thing to me, because you got
to change some laws here to d.
Speaker 3: And I understand what you're saying. If this was taken
shown by seeing then the families that they, you know,
all of a sudden their explosion, they are scrambling to
find out what plane number, their kids are on whatever,
and then all of a sudden they see it. Yeah,
that's devastating. So maybe they should take a breath on something.
We don't have to get the news right out. I'm
hating just even the the interviews at halftime. Hey coach,
you're down fifty five and nothing. What are you gonna do?
We gotta play some better defense. I think maybe are
you're not watching the games. You know, I hate that
they before.
Speaker 1: What's what's the strategy? Coach?
Speaker 3: Hey, coach, Yeah, you're down fifty five? Nothing? Now what
are you gonna do to change around?
Speaker 1: Shit? I don't know.
Speaker 3: We got half an hour. We're gonna make the best
of it. And no, we're going to sizzlers.
Speaker 2: All right, here's one. Here's one, and I think you
and I will be on opposite sides of this.
Speaker 3: Okay, fire away.
Speaker 2: No, but I think that's good. Okay, right, Yes, conflict
is I mean, contrast is a good thing. Uh we
hear about I feel that, like now, the big thing
is it's just a joke. It was just a joke, man.
But they didn't. There was a so called TikTok prank
that was going around. I have not seen this, not
privy to this one. Two kids, teenagers, nineteen year old
Cain and eighteen year old Lane Canaan Lane not keenan Abel,
not Canaanabel, Canaan Lane. They were arrested after allegedly approaching
two elementary kids and asking, quote, if they wanted to
be kidnapped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally unacceptable.
Speaker 2: So the two young kids, they're seven and nine years old.
They were walking home from school, they could get fronted
by the teams, they freak out, they tell their parents,
and the police get involved. And the two kids tried
to defend themselves because they were identified or whatever as
saying it was just a TikTok prank they had seen,
but no one was buying it. So now it isn't
the first time that we've seen TikTok pranks. I mean, oh, like,
there's been a lot of stuff with tech breaks. I
think people have died in some of this shit that's
gone on with ticktack branks. I'm not entirely sure, but
I'm pretty sure. But I go, this is a dumb
ass kid, and so they're being charged with making a
terroristic threat. And I go, first of all, now here's me, Doug,
I what.
Speaker 1: Here's me?
Speaker 3: I go.
Speaker 2: My kid comes home and goes, hey, some older kids
asked me if we wanted to be kidnapped. I'm automatically going,
they're not serious, right, you may want to talk to
that somebody who may be in charge of those kids
and go, they down't the cut the shit, right. But
I don't want to see him arrested for terroristic threats.
It just seems I mean to me, that is like that.
Speaker 3: It's a little It doesn't I seem like over I
get it.
Speaker 1: Don't be a fucking dumb ass.
Speaker 2: You're eighteen at nineteen.
Speaker 3: Five hours of community service cleaning up a street.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm cool.
Speaker 2: There's got to be something the old classic do you
want to be kidnapped?
Speaker 3: It's like, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Why I that's it? I you know, it's right up
there with you want to be mugged? I want to
have your car stolen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all great hits you you want to be kidding?
Speaker 2: I just I mean what they saw from something else
on TikTok. I mean, that's what they're saying. That's what
they're saying. But I I I mean, is.
Speaker 1: That like me asking my wife she wants a thumb
in her ass?
Speaker 3: No, because then she want to be kidnapped and you
don't ask her at church.
Speaker 2: By the way, you know, these guys are really bad
at comedy, Doug. I mean, they're punchline. It's just a prey.
Speaker 3: It's just a prank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just jokes, just jokes, jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, because it used to be I'm just
following orders, right, Wasn't that the great defensive history.
Speaker 1: I was just following orders, Wasn't that? Wasn't that a
few good men?
Speaker 2: I was just following orders were Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Canaan Lane, Canaan Lane.
Speaker 3: How do they spell it? By the way, k K.
Speaker 2: A K A I N E which I believe in
the Bible was c A I N? Yes? Was there
an e on it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No? Just an N? Right? C A I N was
Kane and Abel?
Speaker 1: You do rather than Kevin? Not Danny too?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, here's what I do. Here's what I do know, though,
Here's what I do know. You went to way more
aca academic setting for that kind of learning than Danny
ever did.
Speaker 1: Fisher Catholic University.
Speaker 2: Okay, he went four years You went to Aquinas you
probably did.
Speaker 1: Catholic elementary school. What the four years old? Uinas? That's it,
that's it, all right. Well, didn't really pay attention to
theology class often, okay.
Speaker 2: And you had to take a theology class and he
never did that guarantee theology. Yeah, not not not you
mean Danny, Danny, because did you go to Catholic schools too?
Speaker 1: It looks more like a Jewish boarding school kind of kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I don't go to church either. No, my
sister does. She here there was a guy hung like this. Oh,
it's just a joke.
Speaker 1: Joke, Lightning comes down.
Speaker 3: I have a good friend named Mark, and he loves
a joke on Easter every year he goes that is gold.
Speaker 2: I can understand that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a uh, it's very good.
Speaker 2: All right, we will uh will take a moment. I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, more of the news. What do we get?
Speaker 2: Oh, I have a lot of things here. Yeah, I
have a lot of things. We'll take a moment.
Speaker 3: Oh, I had it.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: I had something for you Christ.
Speaker 2: What do you got?
Speaker 1: What kind of came prepared with something?
Speaker 2: So somebody asked coragulations.
Speaker 1: And he's not gonna ask thought.
Speaker 3: He came up the other day and I heard it
on the radio. So I went online and looked. I
took pictures. There are three hundred and thirty four million
people in America. Three hundred and thirty four million million. Okay, uh.
Eli Musk is worth four point one billion dollars, So
he could give everybody in America one hundred thousand dollars
and still have plenty for himself.
Speaker 1: What do we wanted to do that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what would that do. Some people would
just piss it away, probably like me, okay, strip clubs
and all right, the lago and blow and hookers won't.
Speaker 1: Get the economy.
Speaker 2: If we get after it would get the economy going.
But let me ask you, this, is it somewhat communistic?
Speaker 1: So you're looking so you're looking for a handout socialist?
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, is it somewhat of a socialist idea? No, No,
I understand what you're saying. Oh, look everybody has when
the government was giving money, right, they were printing money
basically and giving it to people in different rebates and
trying to stimulate the economy and get us out spending more.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 2: But if he did this, does it not a little
bit smack of communism, which would be the exact thing
what we don't want.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't think that.
Speaker 2: No, of course, most people wouldn't bry that, But I mean,
I think the argument could be made that way, could
be a bit. Well, I heard about somebody who got
half of the one hundred thousand, They got fifty thousand,
and they just pissed through it like two or three months.
If what's gone half of one hundreds, well fifty thousand.
They had fifty thousand dollars and they cashed out of
some account and they just want to fucking want he.
Speaker 1: Started a podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh dare you all right? Well, we will take a moment.
One of my favorite TikTokers has reappeared, reappeared. It's a
time traveler, or so he claims, or so he claims
to be. Butterfly fight No, No, This guy gives you
the year he's from and he tells you things.
Speaker 1: Some of them have not come true. One has.
Speaker 2: He's hanging his hat on that one, saying he's a
time traveler and he has more predictions for the coming year.
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Speaker 4: This segment, oh sorry, it's laying out in.
Speaker 2: The fields, not a carrying the world.
Speaker 4: In a sense. She we made a path to always
stand strong, bound by dreams.
Speaker 2: Where we'd all be long.
Speaker 4: Ben came the day we answered the call.
Speaker 5: Trading little dream four soldiers ball, come on, Dobody.
Speaker 4: That's a little more uppeople and rifles to hold facing
battles both young and bold.
Speaker 1: I think this one might be better.
Speaker 3: Give version to the mothers and arms.
Speaker 2: Alright, yeah, I'll give you a version two Doug, let's
see if you like this one better.
Speaker 6: Okay, Doug Pelts, we were just borns playing out in
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Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't think.
Speaker 2: So no, you know what I did.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I went to Suno, which is an AI, and I
typed in the things you wanted for song, and I
put in country, and I put in the things you said.
Speaker 1: And this just was spit it out.
Speaker 3: Really, this hasn't been pre made. No, really, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: So it's this one and then then the original. They
want to know how scary is that? That's very that's ai,
that's a I.
Speaker 1: Here here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Are we going to become lazy like non thinking?
Speaker 3: I don't have to think. Well, the people that think
can put things together will be the highest paid.
Speaker 2: Yes, But so I asked this, are we going to
be just health house apes and mouth breathing morons? Because
the latest AI development that has everybody going crazy is
a new feature on open ai, which is chat gpt
is part of open ai, and it's called deep research, okay,
and they're claiming it can conduct research and write a
full fledged report just as well as a human analyst.
Here's the real question. Is this making us smarter or
just lazier dumber? And that's right, but you're not putting
this genie back in the bottle, So what do you
do with it? So deep research is like chap GPT,
but on steroids. Instead of just answering your questions, that
actually serves the web, analyze the sources and compiles a
detailed research paper complete with citation.
Speaker 1: How fucking great are they?
Speaker 3: Documents being made at certain companies. They just type in
what they need and they come up, Yeah, you don't
need to have a lawyer, and we're not the thing
you do, maybe not fifteen exactly.
Speaker 2: You know, right, you need one council, right, you need
one guy. You need you need a guy to make
sure you're without.
Speaker 3: To bounce somebody assigned the tuman.
Speaker 2: And this is not a quick summary. This thing can
crank out ten thousand words long dissertation level work. So
if you're giving a PhD like I know a lot
of people who are in PhD programs, but they're abd
all butt dissertation. They never stood up and gave their
dis one.
Speaker 3: I told you weeks ago the chess playing yes, yes,
a billion moves in a second. You're not beating that.
Speaker 1: This guy who's gonna be the first PhD candidate to
get busted doing.
Speaker 2: A great question, but great question because even those guys
like if you did all the research, Let's say you
did all the research and you just want AI to
polish up your paper, like you and you can put
that prompt in there, polish this up so it just
comes out, I don't know, it flows a little better.
It's not as choppy. Can you get in trouble for that?
All the ideas were yours, All the research was yours.
You didn't do anything. You just put it in there.
Speaker 1: You just said there was one no, no, this one.
Speaker 3: Somebody, somebody's going to try to pull a move because
DP research isn't even the only aih and open has
rolled out currently.
Speaker 1: It's got a budget.
Speaker 2: But this thing h it says it can handle tasks
that would take a person anywhere from thirty minutes to
thirty days, and it does it in five to three minutes.
So basically you go make five to thirty minutes, you
go make a cup of coffee, come off back, and
we'll have your entire research done with citations and everything,
boom done.
Speaker 1: What program that is that's called?
Speaker 2: It is not It is not so chat GPT because
chat p Jet GPT.
Speaker 1: Is probably the most popular.
Speaker 2: It's probably become what I would say is the Kleenex
of artificial intelligence for people just using stuff.
Speaker 1: But our AI people said Claude was better.
Speaker 2: And I do use Claude from time to time. Sometimes
I'll use AI so much in asking you questions, just
fucking around that I'm not allowed to come back into
like you know, let's say it's way you grounded, Yeah,
I can't come back yeah for four hours because they
have a free version. Then there's one you can pay
twenty dollars a month. Then there's one that you pay
two hundred dollars a month and you get everything, you
get the deep research, you get this other thing called operator.
Speaker 1: Now Operator I've.
Speaker 2: Always had Yes, I love that song with Jimprochy, I
love that song.
Speaker 3: I do I know you do? I can see to
your eyes.
Speaker 2: So this this operator like, I've always had this sort
of a I don't want to call it a fantasy
because that kind of sounds creepy, but I've always thought
having a personal assistant, how fucking would that be?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: I had a buddy who always said he wanted a
butler sort of like that.
Speaker 3: But but was somebody hanging around my house all day.
Speaker 1: He watched me itch my balls. Yeah you get enough
funny they for you, but.
Speaker 2: Well they just you just hand him a backscratcher and
spread your legs and he stands away over there.
Speaker 1: It's not the same, Doug, it's not the same.
Speaker 3: The cable.
Speaker 2: My sister stayed at some place down in South America,
and their room had a butler and he would come
by every morning and bring you breakfast and bring you
lunch and make sure Like could you imagine that as
you're well, Benson, Yeah, so I'm thinking, like it would
be so great, like not having to go to a
Verizon store or a cell phone store and have to
sit sometimes there's a line, there's whatever.
Speaker 1: You just send them.
Speaker 2: You send them with your phone, They download everything, they
come back. It's all done for you.
Speaker 1: It's called being a celebrity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I always want to you on a fucking local podcast. Sorry,
it's not happening, just saying it was a fantasy, Kevin,
you gotta you gotta put some word dick jokes out.
Speaker 2: So they have something called operator, and an operator can
handle online shopping, make restaurant reservations.
Speaker 1: You can say you're.
Speaker 3: That lazy you can't call a restaurant yourself. This is
all going to be the fuck dude. Yeah, no, this
is your assistant.
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask you this.
Speaker 1: No, this is this is Ai.
Speaker 2: But I'll ask you this. Have you ever I I
talked to my phone constantly. It's become one of my
closest friends. And I will say hey. I don't want
to say yeah. I say hey, and then I'll ask
for directions, I'll ask for scores, I'll ask for stats,
I'll ask for all this stuff.
Speaker 1: It is jobs. Would if I had hands, I.
Speaker 3: Know, it's just can you change the voice?
Speaker 2: Not even if I do have a female, I can
change female?
Speaker 3: Irish? I did okay?
Speaker 2: Hello, He closed his.
Speaker 1: Eyes and hopes its Damien.
Speaker 3: Would you like would you like me to touch your phone?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 3: Say spank?
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 3: Just hit me a little bit, hit my screen, bank
my screen spit on me. Jesus, cry, that's not mine.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're not doing porn.
Speaker 3: Not a dirty phone. You're a good phone. Oh I
know how you like it.
Speaker 1: I don't think you.
Speaker 3: Gotta you gotta look at this one. My phone likes
it like that.
Speaker 1: Is that how you plug it in?
Speaker 3: Yes, plung it back and I don't even tell her
it's coming.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: You can say, like, find me a camping spot in
the finger legs for this weekend and they'll they'll give
you a bunch and then you could say, okay, book that.
But it's a timesaver. I think if if you're really busy,
if you're running things, it's a tool to help. But
I understand exactly what you're saying, Kevin, where somebody could
use the deep research to totally.
Speaker 1: Can you get a PhD at Fisher PhD program? Yes,
I should type one of those research papers up and
set it in and see what happens.
Speaker 2: I could give it to guys and see. I mean
you could, I don't want to. Here's the thing though,
two hundred dollars a month, right, and you would get that.
But I go if it probably cheaper than a personal assistant.
Speaker 3: You could be the fourth doctor in my phone Doctors,
doctor Connors and you.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I I only use it for a couple of things,
so I used the free one. But I just thought
that that one sounds so cool. But then again, Doug,
it goes back to what are we doing? My kid
has grown up in a completely different way completely wait,
not just for me, from his older brothers right right,
who are not like their eight year years older. Not
I mean a big significant difference within a family, but
not that big a difference over time. They didn't grow
up where you have like your kid's Kevin. Grub Hub
could not that it's happening, but grubhub could show up, Oh.
Speaker 1: It does, okay, and you didn't even know what was coming.
There's ding dong and I'm I'm I'm still in the
old generation. I'm too cheap to pay the extra money
for I'll go get at my fuckingself.
Speaker 2: Yeah see, and that's sort of the same thing. But
like my kid has had snacks from a gas station
delivered to him.
Speaker 1: See you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: What goals are you setting for yourself?
Speaker 1: Like a two minute walk from your house.
Speaker 2: Well, this is when he was in Alabama and it
wasn't that close. But they would get snacks from like
the Circle k or whatever was down the street, or
the BUCkies like you know, and oh.
Speaker 1: BUCkies I can get. Yeah, but but it was I know.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, it's not that buss Badassu's I've
never been to a BUCkies.
Speaker 3: I've never been to buy Yeah, I've been to a BUCkies.
Speaker 2: BUCkies is it was a gas station. It was a
family owned gas station. I think the guy lives in
Texas truck stop and I think there was just one
and he has expanded it throughout the south to the
point where the one by where my son Jamison lived.
They had a grand opening with Keith Urban came out
and played in the field. And yeah, because well they're
about an hour outside of Nashville, so take take take
location into that.
Speaker 3: But but no, no picture Walmart, but with gas station
and everything else. Yeah, and they have and they have
like restaurants you can get.
Speaker 2: You look it up for sixty minutes or CBS Sunday
Morning did a whole thing on the family that it's
it's insane and it's BUCkies BUCkies, it's a beaver.
Speaker 1: And is there Pennsylvania you've been to like a.
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania. No, it's a wa on crack's gonna be ay buy.
Maybe it's a great name. You know where beaver came from?
And this is not a joke.
Speaker 1: Why why do you why?
Speaker 3: Why? Yeah, it's a piece of history.
Speaker 1: It came from man's rib. No, it made woman from
man's rib.
Speaker 3: People was like underwear years ago, settlers and they would
be repelled and women would use him as kind of
like underwear. That's where the that's where the slang beaver
came from. It's not a joke. That's real. You can
look it up. You can it.
Speaker 2: No, I believe that's a murkan Well became American later
on when they turn it around. And then he had
fake puba care there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that I did not know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a big thing.
Speaker 3: Who do you want to fake out?
Speaker 1: Well? I think it was seen as and they're like
back in the like Jesus days. Yeah, if you had
like the shave, it's because you had.
Speaker 3: Anybody shaving back in the Jesus days, you had like
you had.
Speaker 1: I think you go a little a little more.
Speaker 2: To our time I'm going to say, like the Dark
Ages of England, which would be Jesus. They don't even
know what a land, but they if you had no
this is true, if you had crabs, they would shave
youst So a lot of prostitutes would get shaved because
they had crabs. But they didn't want their clients to know,
so they got pubic wigs. And that is called American.
Speaker 1: Look it up, motherfucker. True story.
Speaker 3: I'm jerking for.
Speaker 1: I think we just have our new.
Speaker 2: T shirt or.
Speaker 1: Jerk jerking American. That's very good. Bucky's beaver, Bucky's beaver.
Speaker 3: My sister just got a new dog. His name is Bucky.
That's a true story too. Yes, I know, yeah, I was.
I had a conversation with your your brother in law.
Is that your brother in law? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My dad turned eighty last week and and Bill made
a guest appearance and my dad was doing cartwheels. Yeah,
he was happier there. It was a good time.
Speaker 2: He made me a nice Manhattan, yes, he Doug made
me Manhattan, and then Doug's father had one.
Speaker 3: Of course, my dad's father get is this is really yummy?
Speaker 1: Maybe if you had done it cartwell, you would have
gotten him too. I didn't. His was much. It was sweeter.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I don't use something covert.
Speaker 1: No he didn't, he didn't nice. He goes, he gave
you the cheap ship.
Speaker 2: Then he said to me, he goes, you want one
for to take home? And I go no, and he's like,
if I want it later when you're just sitting around,
that might be great. And I was so close, like,
I'm I'm such an alcoholic that if you just need
to nudge me a little bit more, I would have gone, yes,
I'll take one. I'll take one for the road. But
I couldn't take a drink like that. That'd be a
little crazy.
Speaker 3: It's legal, Yeah, to beverages are still go beverages, are they, Doug?
Speaker 1: I don't know they were during COVID, and I.
Speaker 2: Think they were after it. I think they kept it around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just got the top on it. It's good
to go.
Speaker 3: Oh, man ship, you really can't wait just to get home.
You gotta get that to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can take it home, take.
Speaker 3: It home because you have no alcohol at home.
Speaker 2: I don't have to make my Manhattan with southern comfort.
Speaker 1: I don't have it at home. I'm with day. All right,
I'm good.
Speaker 3: You can ask Ai or off last, my dad will come.
Just call my dad. He'll drive it over three in
the morning.
Speaker 1: David, that's mister Phelps. Phelps come on in.
Speaker 2: All right. Well, uh, well, we'll take a moment. We
got to get a dug.
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who has it tougher. I'll say that who has it tougher,
Michael Jordan's kids or Lebron James Kins. There's a reason
why I'm asking this question news today.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much pressure they're putting on themselves.
I never hear about Jordan's kids playing basketball or anything
like that. And Lebron's son, yes there. They've made all
kinds of assumptions that he's going to stay in the
league till his son gets there, and then whoever drafts them,
I'll go there, Oh, who drafted them?
Speaker 2: The Lakers?
Speaker 3: So he's going to stay there and play with father
and son at.
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AI artificial insemination.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, they have AI DJs now, and they call
AI DJs. They use some woman's voice, but she's AI
and they just programmed to say things and that's it,
and talking all your local stuff and it sounds great
when you hear it. You can't tell, but they say
it's you know, it's AI Allison.
Speaker 3: Or something, so they have to say that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think they do. I don't
know why they would, but they do, just to be.
Speaker 3: Because it's only a manner of time before they take
the rubber sextyal and then play on chip and she
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the game and blowing you. That's right, Susie. You're just
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talking about you think rubber Maid was was popular in
the seventies.
Speaker 1: If you wait for the next few years to suggle.
Speaker 3: Over to the one from the team, it'll say, no,
thank I ordered some stuff off of that of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And by the way, better watch out because the tariffs
are going up.
Speaker 1: And that's the Chinese company.
Speaker 3: I don't get something from America, how.
Speaker 2: Much is it gonna go? Like, I don't even know
what what's fourteen percent of two dollars? I mean, you know,
you know what I'm saying, and that I think that's
what it is like they're having.
Speaker 1: I don't know, wouldn't that be twenty eight cents? I
don't know. I have to say this because I.
Speaker 2: You know, Trump and the and the different things like
Canada was I think it's rescinded for a month to
tariffs and they're gonna help at the border, and same
thing with Mexico and all this stuff. And I just
just watching what's happening with Trump. I would say, at
least in this version of Trump, I'm gonna say he's
thirty five percent less of the crazy that we saw.
And when I say the crazy, I mean the name
calling has seemed to stop.
Speaker 1: There isn't that time yet.
Speaker 3: No, But I don't think he's going to I don't
know why he's got all the crazy around him. Now,
that could be, but I'm just watching all this stuff,
but I'm going he's not.
Speaker 2: It's like that this version is it's almost as though
somebody got to him and I don't know who it
is and said, that's the shit that doesn't cut that
stuff out. It's not serving you. Well you think so
it's coming.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he can help himself or not.
It's but so far, i'd say thirty forty percent less
of that. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen the name calling, haven't seen the stuff.
Speaker 1: That's all I've noticed.
Speaker 3: And I go, I haven't been watching too much news.
Speaker 2: No you can't.
Speaker 3: And I've just been deleting friends or un following them
on Facebook. Why because I don't want to see their
reactions and their activity in their hate. I don't want
to see that. I'm like, if that's what you have,
you're part of the problem.
Speaker 2: Well, look I look at it this way. He's there,
he's there, he's there. I've just noted everything he does.
Speaker 3: There's a few people that did you see this, and
America's going down and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Mean the same the Republicans did for the last four years.
Speaker 2: I saw a lot of that too.
Speaker 1: There was a lot. There was a lot of people
going down after Biden.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing at the end of the day, he was,
So my opinion is not going to be stupid in
an idiot.
Speaker 1: You know what your opinions. Your opinion, You're not going
to change my opinion. I'm not going to change your
fucking Let's just get.
Speaker 2: All I'm watching is I like honestly, because I remember
the debates, and I think everybody when Trump first ran,
when he first announced that August of twenty whatever it was,
I go, I didn't think it's not gonna last long.
This is just a summer flink. This is all. It is, nothing,
nothing more than that. And the next thing we know,
he's there. And then in the debate when he starts
calling names, I go, oh, you can do that, and
it was like, you know, so that became his thing,
and it seems like someone got to him and said,
tone it down, just move forward, don't do that. You know,
I haven't seen the midnight tweeting or the so whatever
his social media is.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 2: You know, the news always picks that up. I haven't
seen any of these midnight crazy things. I know we're
not even really a month and we're not a month in,
but I'm just saying I haven't seen it. Fully expected
it did not get it. So there you go.
Speaker 1: It's coming.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's coming. I'm awesome. That's all you
need to know. It's coming.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. It's like that summer block.
Speaker 3: Eat your parole in it, frisbee and be quiet.
Speaker 2: It's all right. We got another urgent warning. Oh wait,
I want to hang on a second because we're jumping
all over the place. I got Jamison, who's everything. Every
time you did drink, I understand. Every time he has
a away game, and I say to him, huh, I'll
get the chambers now, I said to him, Text me
as soon as your bottom hits the seat on the
bus before it leaves the parking lot, text me and
let me know you're on your way to the school.
Speaker 1: Phone rings. I forgot to text you. Get them here.
Speaker 2: I can't come get you because you are not planning
right and that you know. And but I feel bad
because then someone and he has to wait. The coaches
gotta wait. So I said, hereriots right now, that's it.
Thank you. I'm glad.
Speaker 1: Wow, you look fucking cold. He got to ride. Oh
you gotta ride right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? The coach answer to stay there to you, Well,
he's way when in wrestling has changed, right, And that's
not which not fair either, That's not fair.
Speaker 1: What how did that happen? It's like playing the School
for the blind. Their team sucks, all right?
Speaker 3: They had a football, Yeah, all right, you have you
have what I had?
Speaker 1: Like I had two steels.
Speaker 2: Sick three bounds?
Speaker 1: Okay, just two points?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Better better.
Speaker 2: He's just the guys. He's in the paint.
Speaker 3: He's like the guy that all of a sudden you'll
see somebody the side of his head because he got elbowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so who did I see today? Somebody sent me
a picture of their kid called an elbow in the nose,
shattered the nose, but the bones all stayed in place,
so he doesn't need surgery. And I'm like, and it's
not even crooked. I mean I got a all deviated
steptum crooked. Yeah, oh yeah, bad bad. But Doug has
Uh is going to be doing a little news, a
little fundraiser.
Speaker 3: My friend is. I don't know if I'm gonna be
able to make it, but it's for the Sunny Mic
benefit Cancert. It's to benefit local veterans and it's going
to be an iron smoke Distillery. Oh right up the
road Iron I do. We had our comedy show there, Yes,
we did. And his February sixteenth is from one pm
to eight pm.
Speaker 2: So that's a Sunday.
Speaker 3: It's a Sunday. Yeah, it's twenty dollars for veterans, twenty
five dollars for non veterans. They've got Grauber Contra band
which I like the name of Groubear. Again, nothing fancy
of two minds Blue twenty two encounter artist. They're gonna
be playing there. Everybody's playing twenty eight minutes to an hour,
the music all day long. So if you like music,
you love music, you come out there, you help local veterans.
It's February sixteenth at Iron Smoke Distillery.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking of Iron Iron Smoked Facility that I.
Speaker 3: Asked you guys, who has it has it harder? And
I thought about this too. Lebron's jaysn or Michael Jordan's son, And.
Speaker 2: I say, Lebron James Marcus Jordan got his Lamborghini SUV
stuck on some railroad tracks and was drunk and cocaine
and something else.
Speaker 3: And Michael Jordan's son, Yeahtty Pippins.
Speaker 2: He was dating Scottie Pippens's ex wife. Oh, I got
engaged around, that's over. It broke. They broke up.
Speaker 1: But those kids can't make it harmony.
Speaker 2: And that kid is he's like the head of the
basketball sneaker division. I think for Jordan Enterprises or whatever
it is.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he's something with daddy.
Speaker 2: And you're getting one kid is not and one kid is.
And then because I go, boy, the one I think
that has the hardest would be Bronnie James because he sucks. Yeah,
by comparison to his dad for sure, and maybe the
NBA people are saying he shouldn't even be on a
developmental league, which they have in the NBA.
Speaker 1: There's a chance I'm better at basketball than Brownie James.
Speaker 3: No, there is. You can't lift one over the other
fifty I'm gonna walk.
Speaker 1: Well that is exactly what I would do too. Uh yeah,
but I go that kid.
Speaker 2: I don't know how c you just you gotta shield
yourself from everybody's fucking opinion. They're talking about what a
pizza ship you are?
Speaker 3: You gout college?
Speaker 2: He played for He played for the USC and now
he's in the NBA.
Speaker 3: He got a for USC. He was obviously a starter.
He had to be.
Speaker 2: A lot of people think this is Lebron dragged absolutely,
so then you're making your kids life harder.
Speaker 1: I don't know, doesn't have another? Doesn't he have another? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: How far is he away from.
Speaker 3: I don't know, at least a couple of years, I
don't know. Yeah, So the word was, whoever drafts this kid, Yes,
Lebron is going to want to get traded from Lakers
to be on the same team as Sid And then
that revenue for that team, even if it was a Pelicans.
Speaker 2: Will go through.
Speaker 3: The roof would go up for at least for a year,
maybe two in the Jersey sales. So they're they're gambling
on this to work.
Speaker 2: Well, the Lakers did, but he's back down in the
developmental League already because he was up. He was in
some games, didn't play as well, so they put him
back down. And now there's talk that Lebron could be
traded to the Warriors. Warriors and I think bronni as
well and maybe Kevin Durant coming back to the Warriors.
There's the clause he does, but I don't know what's
being pulled.
Speaker 1: He's so when they make.
Speaker 3: Trades in the NBA, it affects even teams. Oh yeah, yeah,
you make it fair. I don't know how all that works.
All of a sudden, there's a fifty player deal to
try to make it all even. Steven or somebody.
Speaker 1: Third team was just getting draft picks.
Speaker 3: Like the Dodgers and the Yankees. Don't they pay more
incentives or something like that to league? They pay luxury
tax luxury atack. Yes, they cover lesser. It's supposed to
be shared revenue. So things like this, the Pittsburgh Pirates
who have the lowest payroll, because I think the Dodgers
payroll is a billion.
Speaker 2: Dollars now it's crazy, or it might be a little
bit over possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's like seven or eight teams all
put together their payroll. That's yes, it all comes down
to money. That's what it's coming down to. We're seeing
it more and more in the years, and you're gonna
see it more. That's why all these TikTokers.
Speaker 2: Why do you think they got rid of the Mavericks
got rid of Djokovic?
Speaker 1: I know, because he's a drunk. What all the dude
wants to do is drink beer. Oh I didn't know this. Oh,
the dude is that huge drink? Really? I had nothing
that it would work it out. Just love drinking.
Speaker 2: He's a great player, like, honestly, God, when they won.
Speaker 1: The Western Conference last year, they had to basically telling
him stop drinking. You got games still to go. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He uh, And he ran out of gas in the
NBA playoffs, but they he just got traded. He was
up for the max contract and I don't know how
many years. Is it a ten year deal?
Speaker 1: No, it's not even five, it's four or five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, three hundred and forty five million?
Speaker 3: Give up to drink beer?
Speaker 1: So he gave it.
Speaker 2: No, So the Mavericks go, we don't want to pay it,
will trade because now he can't get that from the Lakers,
but he could get two hundred forty five million dollars.
I'm I honestly asked this question.
Speaker 1: Where else with LA you'll make that hundred million really easily.
Speaker 2: Well, what can three hundred and forty five million get
me that two hundred forty five can't nothing?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I mean a functioning helicopter. Yes,
I guess, I don't know. I'm serious.
Speaker 2: I go at that point, like we talked about the billionaires.
Speaker 1: We're all pressed. We got more billionaires nowadays.
Speaker 2: I go three hundred and forty five mili. I can't
wrap my head around.
Speaker 1: It, and I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I know what I would do. I would buy a uh.
I would buy Lake Short Country Club, revamp it, build
a million dollar house right there, and spend the rest
of my days traveling, playing golf during the summer and
be happy.
Speaker 1: I mean, first time I plan. I'm aiming for windows,
and I'm probably not naming because if I aim, I'll
miss right exactly, my buddy.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you won the lottery, I mean, what
would you I mean besides help your parents, your friends.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know because I don't.
Speaker 3: I guess they say the people to win it they
blow it all. I don't, of course they do. I
just told you I don't believe that. I believe that
there are ones that have there are you don't hear
the ones that have one a hundred million and are
just living life and invested in and everything.
Speaker 2: You don't hear tell that story.
Speaker 1: No, we like this that.
Speaker 2: We like the people that just took it right into
the ship, right, don't We want to see.
Speaker 3: You're back in my level. Yeah, you're absolutely.
Speaker 1: Don't you win away?
Speaker 3: No, I want you to succeed.
Speaker 2: I want you to succeed to But I like when
I see the truck.
Speaker 3: There's people out there that want to keep you down
with them. So when you're especially but go ahead with
what you're saying.
Speaker 2: No, that's true. That is true.
Speaker 3: And you see that in the inner city when you're
coming up or you're getting smarter people you're put down
to bring it back down to that level. In the
strip clubs too, what do you Yeah, I plenty of
girls smart. This girl want to stay making This girl
wants to stay to make money, and the other girls,
well my boyfriend did that, blah blah blah. I need
a friend to talk to. Well, I'm gonna go with
with her. I'm like your rents do tomorrow. Yeah, but
she needs a friend. No, she she's gonna go get
drunk and high and she has no money and she
didn't stay that way. You have a kid at home
and you gotta stay make money.
Speaker 2: But yeah, just like like all right, no, but yeah,
I hear what you're saying. First of all, I'm not
sure i've seen it.
Speaker 1: I know I believe it.
Speaker 2: I believe it, and I think that's a very good thing.
Speaker 3: Jamison. You should learn this too. I mean, you have friends,
you're gonna fight out. What are the good friends and
one of the ones that are dragging you down? You
go this way or.
Speaker 2: There's uh, there's many people who go, don't forget where
you came from. What is that really saying?
Speaker 3: Don't forget?
Speaker 2: Make stay down here, stay down here with us. I
don't forget people you're better than us.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you know, I know.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what people will say.
Speaker 1: He's the anchor, just like me.
Speaker 2: All right, here is uh we got another urgent warning
from the future.
Speaker 3: Oh this is a time traveling Yeah.
Speaker 2: The TikTok time travel Okay, guy totally claims he called
the TikTok band and the fact that TikTok would come back.
Speaker 3: Why does he Why does he think he can travel time?
Speaker 2: He just I don't know. He just goes on TikTok
and he says he's from the year twenty six forty
seven I believe sixty seven, yeah or twenty I don't
remember now. But anyway, he says on.
Speaker 3: They have a statue of me. Can he can you
ask him.
Speaker 2: That March thirtieth, a one mile wide asteroid named Goliath
is going to slam into Central America, wiping out millions
and making parts of the US and Mexico uninhabitable. When
is it going to happen March thirtieth this year? That's
what he.
Speaker 1: Says, right, the Christian bidle Dolt's gone, I don't yeah,
oh dear, it's finally a diet plan that works, Doug,
no food, no problem, no problem. H Yeah, Central.
Speaker 3: America sandwich but with bread. I like.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: And NASA says we have no evidence of them becoming asteroid,
and the TikTok does. Yeah, that's exactly what they want
you to think.
Speaker 1: Why would NASA even bother to you know, because I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure people, well that's a good point.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're right.
Speaker 2: April twentieth, the sky turned a mysterious bright pink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're all.
Speaker 2: Hyatt's for twenty, triggering volcanic eruptions at Yellowstone, Mount Fuji
and Maoan uh Malnana loa, Manawa manawa loa. Thank you,
the biggest eruptions in human history, because pink sky's equal
exploding mountains apparently eruptions that you do have.
Speaker 3: To wonder some things where the Mayans were looking at
the stars for so many.
Speaker 2: Years and they figured shit out, figured out ship.
Speaker 3: And they're also Easter Island with all those heads and
there's no timber there anymore because they used all their
wood to move the statues close to the coastline. Coastline,
So you wonder what they were looking at and giving things.
Speaker 2: Well, there was also what's the other one that in
circle it's almost like stones, stoneheads, But there was a
purpose for stoneheads, didn't it. Tel I'm or something almost
like a sun dial. There was something with stoneheads when.
Speaker 3: It was a theory, I believe. I don't think they've ever.
Speaker 1: Actually figured out. Okay, yeah, all.
Speaker 3: The pyramids and there's things inside the pyramids that they
can't figure out how they got there.
Speaker 2: Now I'm just thinking, like, you've got all these things
exploding at once now, Fuji Yellowstone, my ass, it's like
it's a Michael Bay movies.
Speaker 1: Uh, he says.
Speaker 2: July seventh through the thirteen, Oh, that's one of one vacation.
Welcome to heat Week, where the US will fry at
an average temperature of one hundred and fourteen degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 3: Now we're gonna keep these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should yes them on the tape, them on
the wall. I mean, that's that's a slow roast one
hundred and fourteen.
Speaker 1: It's a dry heat Arizona. Every fucking I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna say, uh but and he says that.
Speaker 3: Did he predict the snow down in Louisiana and Florida
and all the southern state?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't know what he doesn't know, Dick, he.
Speaker 2: Might car tires will melt, wildfires will be unstoppable while
and stepping outside will instantly give you sunburn PSF of
ten thousand.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true. But you're tying to get
your furnace looked at. Yeah, JERYC doesn't kick off.
Speaker 2: The roads are lava. Can't be driving your ruber to
day roads.
Speaker 3: That's all. You're air conditioning.
Speaker 1: Doc your fridge because it's gonna be a good drinking day. Yeah.
Speaker 2: September twenty first, just when you think we've survived at all,
here Hurricane of September Karen.
Speaker 3: Hurricane Carrien.
Speaker 2: Hurricane Karen from the first ever Category six hurricane with
four hundred mile power. It wins yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: A manager of the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 3: Where's Trump?
Speaker 2: I want to talk to the manager fifteen hundred miles
wide Larda and Georgia. You might want to start packing now.
And if you want some beachfront property moved to Tennessee.
That's the only thing.
Speaker 3: You know what a hurricane and a woman having camond
I have no idea. When they're coming, they're housing screaming.
When they leave, they take the house and car.
Speaker 2: Oh hey more.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So you can't you go?
Speaker 2: Is this guy like an out of work scriptwriter for
sci fi films?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 1: Was a scr.
Speaker 3: Master domas he had a lot of predictions and kind
of vague and yeah, but and we try to find
the connections now. But the nine to eleven two birds
out of the sky bring fire or something like that.
Somethings did say that one of them was a man
in blue in the East or something like that. I
remember a biography years ago, some of the I haven't seen.
Speaker 2: I never paid attention to that, but you do wonder
he never got credit as a prophet necessarily domas, but
he was making predictions.
Speaker 1: Did you see the last one on the list, The
last one November twenty seventh, A Night at the Cat
gets re released and is made the Oscar Favorite for
next year.
Speaker 3: Bruce Willis acting, Bruce Willis is, he can't do it.
Speaker 1: You might have better audio right now, better speaking than
Bruce Willis.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have our new lineup dancers Olympia Ducucus, Diane Lane,
Jane Fond.
Speaker 2: Love Diane Lane, don't knock Die, I Love Diane. Dyan
Lane's only in her sixties. The other year you're talking
about eighty eighty something years old. Jane Fonda is eighty
something and breast forty two.
Speaker 3: But the restaurant Diane Lane.
Speaker 1: Don't spend on the poll hone. You gotta break a hip,
bust to him. That's that's your favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dating this new older woman, she's eighty one, she's
a rap artist. Her name is busta him.
Speaker 1: Crickets, that's my That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 2: To do, though, Like what hey, it just only because
it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 3: I'm working on it stuff at home.
Speaker 2: I know you got comedy coming up possibly possibly, Yeah,
I think that's exciting. It's about damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do you have to wait till tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I just got to see you.
Speaker 1: Just choose what you want to do and go do it.
Sometimes there's right, go do it. You're funny.
Speaker 3: Be funny, Okay, be funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: All right, wasn't that Bill Moriane comedy?
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything. Why I'm done. I'm retired from comedy.
He's not funny anymore.
Speaker 2: It's not funny anymore.
Speaker 1: Year, I can't do it.
Speaker 2: You can talk about your kid now, James. Wait, I
can talk about jameson Davidson's very funny. Yes, James, you.
Speaker 3: Can write some of your Dan's material.
Speaker 2: Very interesting.
Speaker 1: He's sending you a text. He's out of the bus.
He's I just got that's there.
Speaker 2: He's so mad at me.
Speaker 3: Hold are your kids?
Speaker 1: Twenty almost twenty one, almost sixteen and ten?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I have no kids. You got three? You
only had a two when he came out to dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It doesn't like anything. Yeah, missed out, Doug missed.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: You've been a great dad. You're great aunt. I've been
I've been told that. Super Bowl predictions, all right, go ahead,
give it to me, you go first. I God, I
think it's gonna be Kansas City, I really do. I
just don't know how you stop Saquon. But man, Kansas City,
if there's any defense that can figure it out, I
think it's them.
Speaker 1: And so I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: In Kansas City, I don't know why the number forty
six keeps coming into my forty six, which sounds ridiculous, right,
it sounds absolutely looking at it over, is that where
you're no, I'm thinking like forty six, forty six, forty
six to twenty.
Speaker 3: Four, seven touchdown, Yeah, it'll be five touchdowns and a
couple of field game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 2: Forty six twenty four Kansas City, forty six twenty four.
I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just wow, just the thing are we writing?
Speaker 1: I should write? Write the script? Was the script was
released today? I saw forty one thirty eight Kansas City,
forty one, thirty eight late field goal.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go thirty five twenty four Philly, thirty
five MVP Saquon Barkley, He's a beast.
Speaker 1: Thirty five twenty four Philly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, seven touch six, five touchdowns.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you got, Kevin? Forty one thirty eight
I'm going with the script. Forty one I'm writing. I'm
writing the script forty one thirty eight Casey. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My grandmother thinks Casey's gonna win too. I just called
her in Buffalo, her area coast still oh for four.
Speaker 1: That's why we don't have any comedy on the books.
We don't have any comics.
Speaker 3: For all you Bills fans out there, I apologize.
Speaker 1: All right there.
Speaker 2: It is super Bowl predictions, and we'll see. Hey, what
are you doing for the super Bowl? What do you
think fun?
Speaker 3: I'm making in so deviled eggs. I'm gonna put it
on Facebook twenty for twenty.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't know why I raised
that price. Eggs are expense right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just I just saw something like the local NEWSS.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it. I was thinking about putting
on Facebook. Okay, I'll make deviled eggs twenty for twenty
if I sell five cartains a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Did you did you see what waffle House is doing? No,
they're they're they're putting a fifty cent surcharge per egg served.
Speaker 3: At this point, it's ridiculous. Are there no chickens in
America anymore? Were they getting sent back with the ammigrantar
But I mean, it's almost like you're better off buying
a chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's it's now it's the bird flu.
It wasn't bird flu two weeks ago, a month ago,
it was inflation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now it's bird flit. Now it was bird Yeah,
I am here about bird flu, but I'm i some
new pandemic with the presidency.
Speaker 2: The eggs we get are how how many months do
you old? Do you think they are?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: The eggs we get are probably a month or two
before we right, yeah, I think so. By the time
you get the grocery store, you you crack one of
those and a fresh laid egg, the yolk is a
different color. It's like it's much brighter and it's healthier
for you.
Speaker 1: Might as well. Point you buy a fucking chicken.
Speaker 3: Oh, you buy a chicken, You gotta buy a rooster.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Well, why, well, who's gonna bring no chicken? They lay the.
Speaker 2: Egg and then the rooster would fertilize the egg, but
eats the eggs gotta come first.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to grab it?
Speaker 2: That it works?
Speaker 1: He was gonna get some chicken sacks.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty white chickens don't wear underwear because their peckers
are on their faces. Oh hey, you know how you
saw a deaf person of chicken? You want to buy chicken?
Speaker 1: It again? This is County shows bugs laughing.
Speaker 3: That's oh man, I excited because it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Like I love those kind of jokes. You want to
know what one of my favorite jokes was you tell
Southern guy sitting at a bar. He sees you, fella,
he's got to college, a clean cot looks like you
went to college. He goes, Hey, man, where'd you go
to college? Uh?
Speaker 1: Sir, I went to Yale?
Speaker 4: Where did you go to college?
Speaker 2: I have always loved that joke, and that's like your joke.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 2: That's why I laugh.
Speaker 1: I always love you don't like that joke out?
Speaker 3: I think it. I think it works better. He said
I went to Yell and just goes Yale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, and then it is yes Yaale, that's correct,
where'd you go to No? That is how the joke.
Speaker 1: You're right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he goes, where where.
Speaker 1: Did you go to college?
Speaker 2: One of my favorites?
Speaker 1: I know that one.
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorites. We're gonna use that tomorrow.
You should use because the teacher's on stage and I'm
a sitting playing music. Yeah, and we both had dad jokes,
but we both looked off the same site. So tonight
I'm gonna go home and.
Speaker 1: Change up to Yo Mama.
Speaker 2: Jokes for Kevin Muor who says we have no comics,
For Doug for bringing some funny, For Jamis who who
came in a little bit late, but from a winning game,
blowing out a team today.
Speaker 3: Forty four to nothing, I'm Hoop Jones over here.
Speaker 2: I'm Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow. There wasn't one Dodger,
it wasn't one Japanese.
Speaker 4: Model to mate.
Speaker 1: Just break the great a Cadillac of tannesseets.
Speaker 2: She's