Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday. And you can download the show
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Speaker 1: Balding Bronco. It's not very nice. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of not very nice. Speaking of balding. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes I've told you before there are times in life
Speaker 1: as you get older that hurt emotionally. You know, one
Speaker 1: of the things that's hurting me emotionally, I've told you
Speaker 1: about the barber mentioning. Hey, should we get your eyebrows?
Speaker 1: You know what happened at the doctor's office today. I'm
Speaker 1: at the doctor's office, so I told you I had
Speaker 1: to go to the doctor for my kid today. Back
Speaker 1: there with the doctor, they they have some machine contraption
Speaker 1: thing in there that I'd never seen before. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. I don't know what anything is. And
Speaker 1: I asked it what's that? They said, Oh, that's for
Speaker 1: a micro needling and all kind of Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't really know what any of these words mean. Okay,
Speaker 1: And you know what he said to me. Now, kid,
Speaker 1: you not Hey, you know, maybe you should look into it.
Speaker 1: It can stimulate hair growth. It's not funny, Chris. It hurts,
Speaker 1: you know it hurts. But no, I'm not looking into it. Chris. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not looking into it. I refuse anyway. Balding Bronco,
Speaker 1: Is there any situation where beans are acceptable in food?
Speaker 1: Chili baked beans as a side, refried beans? His name's Dan. No,
Speaker 1: beans are disgusting. If you want to, if you want to.
Speaker 1: The only I can't stress this enough. Only acceptable form
Speaker 1: of bean is maybe a reasonable amount of refried beans
Speaker 1: on a nacho. Now, when I say reasonable amount, I
Speaker 1: have to stress this because nobody knows how to make nachos.
Speaker 1: People think this is this always always bothered me. You've
Speaker 1: heard me rants on this before. When a restaurant gets
Speaker 1: an order for nachos, the kitchen interprets that as a quote,
Speaker 1: easy thing to make and a throwaway meal. So what
Speaker 1: do they do? They all do it? What do they do?
Speaker 1: They take a gigantic pile of chips and they chuck
Speaker 1: them on a plate, and then you know, they just
Speaker 1: have a big scooper back there, there's big scoop of
Speaker 1: this and right there on it, and then a big
Speaker 1: scoop of this and right there on it just no thought,
Speaker 1: no care in the world. And so you get your
Speaker 1: plate of nachos out and one chip has twelve pounds
Speaker 1: of green beans and no cheese. The next two chips
Speaker 1: over have all the cheese. There's no cheese on anything else.
Speaker 1: Start taking care of the nachos. That's one. Two. Anytime
Speaker 1: you get refried beans on a nacho, they overdo it.
Speaker 1: I am okay with the little smidge of refried bean
Speaker 1: or a little smidge there. The refried beans are not
Speaker 1: the star of the nacho. What Chris? What? What about
Speaker 1: refried beans on a taco?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Not for me. But I'm not gonna kill you on it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna kill you on it. I could do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can eat it on a nacho, you can
Speaker 1: eat it on a taco. Not personally my thing, I
Speaker 1: get it, but again, within reason, within reason. If I
Speaker 1: bite into the taco and I've got refried bean dripping
Speaker 1: down my chin like I'm Lindsey Graham, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be upset. What Chris? What? It's fine, Jesse. The school
Speaker 1: year is about to begin. I've been teaching for over
Speaker 1: twenty years in public education, which American history lesson? If
Speaker 1: you could pick just one? Should all elementary students know? Brother,
Speaker 1: you're the history teacher. Now do you think it's cool though,
Speaker 1: that history people ask me that stuff? And no, I'm
Speaker 1: just joking. His name's Dan. I'm just god, I think
Speaker 1: it's cool you asked me that stuff. If I had
Speaker 1: to pick just one, the Battle of Long Island, I
Speaker 1: would say the Battle of Long Island. Actually, did you
Speaker 1: just say? What's that? Chris? You don't know? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you seriously don't know what the Battle of Long Island is. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm going to do after I'm done doing
Speaker 1: the Andersonville history, which I think will only be one show,
Speaker 1: probably one hour. I might get to it next week.
Speaker 1: I'll try to. I gotta try to finish up my
Speaker 1: research this weekend. I have kids sports this weekend, so
Speaker 1: I might not be able to get to enough of it.
Speaker 1: But after Andersonville, I will tell you the story of
Speaker 1: the Battle of Long Island. Know it wasn't between the
Speaker 1: Italians and Jews. What's wrong with you, Chris? This is
Speaker 1: a revolutionary war battle. What the I get so frustrated
Speaker 1: sometimes with him? No, it was here. I'll give you
Speaker 1: one of the highlights. One of the highlights of it.
Speaker 1: George Washington was outnumbered. He did not have replacement troops
Speaker 1: the way the British had replacement troops. He had to
Speaker 1: get his men out of this situation. He had to escape,
Speaker 1: that was the idea, and he didn't have time to escape.
Speaker 1: They were up against the water. The British were coming,
Speaker 1: and the thickest, densest fog out of nowhere descends onto
Speaker 1: the area. The British can't see, they don't know where
Speaker 1: he is, they can't come out him in the fog.
Speaker 1: He starts shuttling people across the water while the fog
Speaker 1: is there, like some kind of a miracle. When he
Speaker 1: gets him across, the fog lifts. Yeah, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: one of those things. Yo. God, it's clearly it's the
Speaker 1: parting of the Red Sea, right, God got him across,
Speaker 1: God got him out of there. And then look, it's
Speaker 1: a cool story anyway, I'll tell you the story of
Speaker 1: the Battle of Long Island. But it's one of those
Speaker 1: ones that I realized it's fairly obscure that moron Chris
Speaker 1: didn't even know what it was. A lot of people,
Speaker 1: unless you're a revolutionary war nut a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't know about the Battle of Long Island. You know,
Speaker 1: they know Lexington and Concord or some of these things.
Speaker 1: They know the kind of the big names Cornwallace and
Speaker 1: things like that. But it's a really really cool story
Speaker 1: that you said elementary school. Elementary school kids will be
Speaker 1: wowed by. You don't have to you don't have to
Speaker 1: fluff it up. Tell the story. Honestly, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: And the reason I like it for kids is there's
Speaker 1: such a wow factor for how our country was created,
Speaker 1: like just so many things. We should not have won.
Speaker 1: We should not have what we have today, but we do.
Speaker 1: And I think it's a cool thing to teach kids.
Speaker 1: All Right, let's talk about why Democrat women are ugly,
Speaker 1: the cost of healthcare? Should lobbying be illegal? Next? It
Speaker 1: is is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday,
Speaker 1: and asked doctor Jesse Friday, it is so exciting to
Speaker 1: be here. Let's take into some more of these questions.
Speaker 1: There are so many freaking good ones coming. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about Democrats benefiting from Trump's policies. We have to get
Speaker 1: to the cost of health care lobbying. Let's do this
Speaker 1: one first. Jesse. I love your show, especially your military
Speaker 1: history segments. Question about communist women. Why are most communist
Speaker 1: slash Democrat women not attractive? Is there a link between
Speaker 1: their rejection from men and their younger years? Just curious
Speaker 1: why they seem to be lonely, unattractive women. All right,
Speaker 1: So there are a couple different things that happen here.
Speaker 1: Remember remember that it's about destruction of everything, everything good,
Speaker 1: everything beautiful. It's not just destruction of capitalism or destruction
Speaker 1: of a business, or of the Boys Scouts, or of
Speaker 1: Hollywood or the FBI. It's everything. It is hard for
Speaker 1: a normal person to understand how the communist hates everything.
Speaker 1: It's hard for a normal person to understand why a
Speaker 1: communist would wreck certain things. Why would they go here,
Speaker 1: why would they go there? Why would they infiltrate this? What?
Speaker 1: Because you don't look at the world the way a
Speaker 1: communist looks at the world. A communist looks at the
Speaker 1: world as all the institutions, everything established, governments, religions, family, itself, beauty,
Speaker 1: it's all evil because everyone doesn't have it, and so
Speaker 1: what we need to do is to tear it all down.
Speaker 1: If you have a house, I want to tear it down.
Speaker 1: If you are hot, I want to make you ugly.
Speaker 1: If you are successful, I want to make you poor.
Speaker 1: If you have a family, I want to break it up.
Speaker 1: If you don't think in evil terms like that, and
Speaker 1: you can't because you're not the devil, Communism is of
Speaker 1: the devil. It's about destroying everything, including women's beauty, where
Speaker 1: normal people don't. What normal people oftentimes do not get
Speaker 1: is women. Communist women, once they have been sucked into
Speaker 1: that demonic religion, will destroy their own beauty on purpose,
Speaker 1: on purpose, not accidental. You know, I'm gonna say something.
Speaker 1: It's gonna sound really freaking hokey, but it's true. All
Speaker 1: women are beautiful. Did you know that all women are?
Speaker 1: Genuinely at their core, all women are beautiful. Doesn't matter tall, short,
Speaker 1: maybe you're a little chunky, maybe you're too skinny, black, white,
Speaker 1: and not Italians. But no, I'm kidding. All women are beautiful.
Speaker 1: They all are and have the ability to be beautiful.
Speaker 1: Beautiful smile, a beautiful smile from a woman, it's the
Speaker 1: most beautiful thing on her carries the room, carries the room.
Speaker 1: But a Communist woman anything beautiful about her in an
Speaker 1: effort to become more part of the group, will destroy
Speaker 1: her own beauty on purpose. You look at these feminist
Speaker 1: rallies and you think to yourself, Oh, my gosh, who
Speaker 1: let the pharaoh pigs out into the streets? And what Chris,
Speaker 1: it's fine, And you think to yourself, why are they
Speaker 1: all so ugly? I have news for you. There are
Speaker 1: a lot of women in there that could be beautiful.
Speaker 1: They couldn't show up at a feminist rally beautiful. You
Speaker 1: can't show up and be the only beautiful feminist there.
Speaker 1: They'll hate your guts for it. So you buzz your
Speaker 1: head down and he starts sticking a bunch of piercings
Speaker 1: in your face. And get the ugliest possible tattoos you can.
Speaker 1: You put on man jeans, you make sure you smell,
Speaker 1: you don't shave your armpits. You ugly yourself and look.
Speaker 1: Even the most beautiful women in the world, whoever you
Speaker 1: think she may be, can be ugly with a bit
Speaker 1: of effort. Trust me, she can be. It's just the
Speaker 1: way it is. We all can be. They do it
Speaker 1: on purpose, and it's so insanely sad. I say it's
Speaker 1: insanely sad because I really I hate that so many
Speaker 1: women who succumbed, well, every woman who succumbs to it.
Speaker 1: I hate that They're all so miserable and will always
Speaker 1: be until they choose. If they choose, many never do.
Speaker 1: If they choose to leave the religion, it will be
Speaker 1: like a weight off of their shoulders. I've told you
Speaker 1: about jan Glardi before, that former Kami who has now
Speaker 1: come completely over to our side. And that's how she
Speaker 1: describes it, like this gigantic burden that is always weighing
Speaker 1: her down with guilt and shame lifted off of her shoulders.
Speaker 1: Says she feels free now and I want that for everybody,
Speaker 1: men and women. But it really saddens me, like these look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make fun of her, but this is Dome's
Speaker 1: step daughter, Kamala Harris's stepdaughters. Listen to this. She looks
Speaker 1: like weird al and listen to her.
Speaker 2: I think everything with the environment is really getting to me,
Speaker 2: and it is one I experience a lot of climate anxiety,
Speaker 2: like a lot of let's do it's not funny. It's
Speaker 2: just like it's one of those things. It's not funny,
Speaker 2: but you just like nervous laugh about it because it's scary.
Speaker 2: It is. It's all of these things are happening, and like,
Speaker 2: what are what besides the small things we can do
Speaker 2: and pushing for change and fighting and protesting, and it's
Speaker 2: really hard not to sit in those moments where just
Speaker 2: feel so heavy.
Speaker 1: Isn't that sad? And look, it is heavy.
Speaker 2: It is as heavy as ten boxes that you might
Speaker 2: be moving.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, But isn't that sad? That that's a young lady?
Speaker 1: That young lady could be beautiful. Of course, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying she has to be your type or my type,
Speaker 1: but she could be a pretty girl. Just put a
Speaker 1: smile on your face and makes you prettier anyway. She
Speaker 1: could be pretty happy, contend. Instead, she's putting up internet
Speaker 1: videos talking about how much climate change is essentially destroying her.
Speaker 1: Isn't that sad? That's terrible, terrible? All right, Jesse, I'm
Speaker 1: curious what your take is on the rising cost of healthcare.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty five years old. I work in the medical field,
Speaker 1: but suffer from a variety of health conditions that are
Speaker 1: difficult to manage and often result in frequent hospital visits
Speaker 1: and medical bills. Managing health conditions is stressful enough as
Speaker 1: is without worrying about whether or not you can afford medication.
Speaker 1: Do you think our healthcare system needs to be reformed?
Speaker 1: If so, how feel free to say my name? Her
Speaker 1: name is Kate. Okay, First of all, I am sorry,
Speaker 1: not just to Kate, but to anybody who suffers from
Speaker 1: ongoing medical things. This is something that I have experience
Speaker 1: within my own not my personal life, but people close
Speaker 1: to me go through this. And it's just if you
Speaker 1: don't go through it, or don't have someone going through it,
Speaker 1: you don't realize the constant maintenance. You're constantly getting sick,
Speaker 1: you're constantly spending a four just well, I won't go
Speaker 1: into the details of who it was. Just had a
Speaker 1: little vacation, little mini like extended weekend vacation ruined because
Speaker 1: she ate something. There was something in it. She's hyper
Speaker 1: allergic to Celiac disease. The restaurant didn't tell her. It
Speaker 1: didn't ruin an hour. She spent the next two days
Speaker 1: vomiting in her hotel room. I mean, and that's just
Speaker 1: like that kind of stuff, like how many how many
Speaker 1: days weekends, vacations, work days. It's soul sucking. It is
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Friday and asked
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday, don't forget you can email us during
Speaker 1: the show. We are live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. We still have to talk about so many
Speaker 1: wonderful things, Jesse. Why is lobbying legal? If I take
Speaker 1: more than a pen from a potential vendor, it's considered
Speaker 1: a conflict of Okay, So this is one of those
Speaker 1: things that people on the right will talk about and
Speaker 1: complain about. And it's a very understandable thing that people
Speaker 1: do complain about it lobbying. In fact, you've probably heard,
Speaker 1: and I know you've heard, maybe you've said it yourself.
Speaker 1: Why don't we ban lobbying. Let's ban lobbying. This should
Speaker 1: ban lobbying. Let me go ahead and be daddy Jesse
Speaker 1: and burst your bubble on a couple of things. First,
Speaker 1: the right to bring your grievances to Congress is right
Speaker 1: there in the Bill of Rights. It is in the
Speaker 1: Bill of Rights. It is now okay, pause for a second.
Speaker 1: You what do you want your government to do? What's
Speaker 1: something you're hot on right now? Maybe maybe you want
Speaker 1: term limits or or more deportation. You want your taxes
Speaker 1: to go down, or you want abortion band or whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Have you ever brought your desires to an
Speaker 1: elected official, local, state, federal? I hope you have. I
Speaker 1: hope you've at least fired off an email or something.
Speaker 1: I hope you have. Well, what do you think that was?
Speaker 1: Is that not lobbying. I'm gonna get to I know
Speaker 1: the corruption. I'm gonna get to it in a minute.
Speaker 1: But is that not lobbying? Well, no, that's just me. Okay,
Speaker 1: you've never you've never gathered some friends up and had
Speaker 1: them all send an email. You understand that's one of
Speaker 1: the most effective forms of making changes, especially locally and
Speaker 1: in your state. Your city councilman doesn't get many emails.
Speaker 1: Your state rep, your state senator, they don't get many emails.
Speaker 1: If you could gather up ten of your friends, change
Speaker 1: the wording, bombard your state rep with emails about some
Speaker 1: specific issue, I bet you'll get a response, if not action.
Speaker 1: Have you done that? Even if you haven't done that,
Speaker 1: no judgment, Even if you haven't done that, what would
Speaker 1: you call that? That's lobbying? Now? I hate lobbyists, interests,
Speaker 1: spending a fortune, corporate interests, foreign interest, you name it.
Speaker 1: I hate the thought that there is any entity, local, foreign, whatever,
Speaker 1: that will cobble together a large quantity of money and
Speaker 1: go lobby our government for what essentially amounts to handouts.
Speaker 1: That's what they're all lobbying for. Who's the biggest lobby
Speaker 1: what's the biggest lobbying Armed Pharma, Big Pharma? Why does
Speaker 1: big farmers spend so much money on lobbying Congress because
Speaker 1: they still want gigantic quantities of your money handed out
Speaker 1: to them. That's horrible, that's corrupt. But who's the bad
Speaker 1: guy in that situation? If I'm a big farmer Rep.
Speaker 1: Which I am not, as you well know. If I'm
Speaker 1: a big farmer Rep. Jesse Pharma, and I want some
Speaker 1: more chead of cheese from the American taxpayer, I want
Speaker 1: Congress to write me a ten million dollar check for
Speaker 1: my new drug, the anti Chris drug. If I want
Speaker 1: ten million dollars from Congress to create the anti Chris drug,
Speaker 1: and I go and I spend a fortune lobbying thirty
Speaker 1: different congressmen to sponsor a bill so I can get
Speaker 1: some anti Chris drug money. And those thirty congressmen sponsor
Speaker 1: that bill because I lobbied them, because I gave them
Speaker 1: campaign cash. Am I the bad guy in that situation?
Speaker 1: You can argue maybe it's a little dirty, You can
Speaker 1: argue maybe it's unethical. But am I the bad guy
Speaker 1: in that situation? Or is it the dirty congressman who
Speaker 1: took money to put something in a bill to hand
Speaker 1: out to the guy who lobbied for it. You can
Speaker 1: hate lobbying, and you can hate these big money interests,
Speaker 1: and I do. By the way, I hate it. I
Speaker 1: hate this big money lobbying. I hate that our politicians
Speaker 1: are so easily bought. You can hate it, and I do.
Speaker 1: But it is in the Bill of Rights one in two.
Speaker 1: It is the congressman who is at fault. It is
Speaker 1: the one who writes and signs on to all this
Speaker 1: corrupt legislation. They're the ones at fault. The United States
Speaker 1: of America. Remember, at any level of government, in your
Speaker 1: town and your county, in your state, and in your country,
Speaker 1: there is a treasury that pot gets bigger as you
Speaker 1: go up the chain. I'm here in Houston. Houston has
Speaker 1: a treasury, a large one. Texas has an even bigger one.
Speaker 1: The United States of America has an even bigger one.
Speaker 1: And whenever you have a big pot of money. It's
Speaker 1: like a suitcase full of cash sitting on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: People are going to look at it and they're going
Speaker 1: to try to figure out how to stick their dirty,
Speaker 1: greasy fingers in it. That is inevitable. The treasury of
Speaker 1: the United States of America is huge, and countries and
Speaker 1: companies are going to spend a fortune to get access
Speaker 1: to that treasury. It is your congressman who allows them.
Speaker 1: It is your senator who allows them, allows them and
Speaker 1: encourages them. Mitch McConnell. Look, we can point to just Democrats,
Speaker 1: but it's not true. Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, these types.
Speaker 1: They're as bought and paid for politicians as exist on
Speaker 1: the planet, completely owned by Washington, big money interests of
Speaker 1: various kinds. Now, shouldn't we change that by changing them?
Speaker 1: This all comes back to not the lobbyist, not the
Speaker 1: company that you hate, not the country you hate. This
Speaker 1: all comes back to the voter. If Lansagram is thinking
Speaker 1: about doing yet another gigantic, unpaid for handout to the
Speaker 1: military industrial complex and you don't like that, well, Lanzi
Speaker 1: Graham should be afraid. He should be afraid of losing
Speaker 1: his seat in the Senate. He should have to make
Speaker 1: a decision. Well, I could hand this money out, but
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna lose my seat. If our senators and
Speaker 1: congressmen are unafraid, it's our fault, not the lobbyist part fault.
Speaker 1: We're assigning blame to the wrong entity.