Speaker 1: Bonjour. We we uh parli a bru France. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm speaking French this year. Boy rams fan
Speaker 1: with no avatar looking like a freaking bum not on
Speaker 1: camera today because I'm still rehabbing myself and I want
Speaker 1: to spare you guys me looking like ship on camera.
Speaker 1: I'm doing Summer Slam Predictions tonight today, this morning, wherever
Speaker 1: you're whatever time it is, where you're listening Jeff Usso
Speaker 1: co host, what's up? Jeff? What? Brother? Glad to hear
Speaker 1: you alive? And well, yes, what do they still like?
Speaker 1: Word of my demise was greatly exaggerated. Couldn't keep me down?
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, uh we got Summer Slam Predictions. And
Speaker 1: instead of making you guys suffer on Friday night and
Speaker 1: making this show extra longer, we just do the separate yep,
Speaker 1: and here we are. This prediction show might run over
Speaker 1: an hour. I'm guaranteeing this will probably run over an hour.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of matches to predict it, say
Speaker 1: your usual four or five five matches?
Speaker 2: Pal, Oh no, we get a two day weekend extravaganza.
Speaker 1: The first I'm gonna put myself on camera. See look
Speaker 1: at this I haven't shaved. I need a haircut, all right, Sorry,
Speaker 1: Jet back to you.
Speaker 2: But our first two what oh no, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be the first two night Summer Slam.
Speaker 1: Am I correct, Yes, I mean because everything is sexy
Speaker 1: er two nights, I guess, like I'm still waiting for.
Speaker 1: I feel like the next one is going to be
Speaker 1: money in the Bank two nights.
Speaker 2: Either money the two nights, or we're gonna get a
Speaker 2: Survivor series slash war Games two nights.
Speaker 1: Gotta say it like William Regal War Games of second
Speaker 1: two nights, Summer Slim, Eddie, you know it's too earlyaving
Speaker 1: the show for you to start fact checking. Okay, don't
Speaker 1: give me that ship.
Speaker 2: Look, man, I'm I thought it was the first one,
Speaker 2: but what do I know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all geez Eddie's still early for us over here. Jeez,
Speaker 1: take it easy, man, we don't live in the future
Speaker 1: like you. But Summer Slam. A lot of names missing
Speaker 1: on this card. People are like, okay, like Nicky and Brie, Okay,
Speaker 1: page m hm m mm. I miss what happened on SmackDown.
Speaker 1: I guess that was all like a happening, Like I
Speaker 1: guess maybe Nikki returned.
Speaker 2: And oh she did. She had to save her sister
Speaker 2: and Page from getting beat down by Fatal Influence and
Speaker 2: then inserted herself into a matchup with all three of them,
Speaker 2: with her sister and Page. Yeah, so we can go
Speaker 2: over that first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, I guess we should start with that match.
Speaker 2: So pretty much we're getting a oh boy, we're getting
Speaker 2: the bellas back with Page versus the team of a
Speaker 2: Fatal Influence now holding the tag team the women's tag titles.
Speaker 1: Because let's cut the bullshit here, just like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get on camera just say this, let's cut
Speaker 1: the bullshit here. Just like an ae W. Page can't
Speaker 1: be trusted to work by herself that often, well, if
Speaker 1: at ever, like what we've seen her one time by herself,
Speaker 1: I think i'mna smack down right. Yeah, she has to
Speaker 1: have partners, and Bri and Nikki. We don't want to
Speaker 1: see them solo, so we have to sacrifice them. Well, no,
Speaker 1: we have to sacrifice Fatal Influence, and they're young, up
Speaker 1: and coming hungriness for these old, decrepit forty year old
Speaker 1: Look at me, I'm still here and I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was going for But no, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Jeff, I don't like this match at all.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to watch this match. I like Fatal Influence,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna watch this match.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping it's gonna be the opening, but knowing the
Speaker 2: ESPN deal, they're probably gonna put like, oh Ba Brock first,
Speaker 2: just so they can get Brock his money and let
Speaker 2: him go home because it's night one.
Speaker 1: You know, people said that, but we didn't get Oba
Speaker 1: and Brock first on what was it, class in Italy,
Speaker 1: Class in Italy.
Speaker 2: Flash Italy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like the middle of the pack. Now okay,
Speaker 1: they were like the second or third, So yeah, I
Speaker 1: could happen. And you know that hell in a snow match,
Speaker 1: I wanted to go twenty minutes. I don't care if
Speaker 1: you have to spend well, you know, I'll wait. I'll
Speaker 1: hold off my own sub predictions. But we got the
Speaker 1: women's match to predict.
Speaker 2: I what do we do here with Fatal Influence and
Speaker 2: the team of Nikki and the Bella girls make a
Speaker 2: Fatal Influence strong. I'm sorry, Like, yeah, they're they're the future,
Speaker 2: They're the now, let's cut the craps. Yeah, maybe later on.
Speaker 2: We can revisit the the Bella Twins holding the tag titles,
Speaker 2: but for right now, I'm going for a team Fatal
Speaker 2: Influence because of the fact that you know, they're the younger, hungrier,
Speaker 2: scrappier team. Sure they're the mean girls, but at the
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, they are the younger team.
Speaker 1: I mean. If anything, I'm sorry, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to meet this microphone, so bear with me. I got
Speaker 1: golf here, Sorry about that. If anything, this should be
Speaker 1: like like if we're having to sacrifice, like if we're
Speaker 1: having a be subjected to Paige Brion Nicki, this should
Speaker 1: be Brion Nicky versus the tag champions of Fatal Influence.
Speaker 1: I'm blanking on both their names.
Speaker 2: Oh h was a Laney read and uh fall Henley? Yeah,
Speaker 2: holding those titles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this should be a tag title match because
Speaker 1: a Summer Slam, you know, there should be titles on
Speaker 1: the line. Here. You're like, yeah, but because that's that's
Speaker 1: what scares me about this match, the fact that the
Speaker 1: titles are not on the line, and they they lead
Speaker 1: to believe that Bella's and Page are gonna win for
Speaker 1: that feel good moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're up and you're pretty much to thinking
Speaker 2: the other way. Yeah, just for the feel good moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not going to be my feel good moment,
Speaker 1: but it's going to be somebody's feel good moment, right,
Speaker 1: And then like I got to ask you though it's Paige.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we've burned a lot in
Speaker 1: this candle already in such a short amount of time,
Speaker 1: or maybe it's been a quick amount of time, because
Speaker 1: I guess she's been back almost six months or five
Speaker 1: or six months.
Speaker 2: I think was that her first matchback was WrestleMania Though.
Speaker 1: Like a year from now, are we still going to
Speaker 1: be subjected to page on pay per views? Or there's
Speaker 1: this thing on a shelf life, like is she on
Speaker 1: a one year contract? Like I don't see this thing
Speaker 1: last very long.
Speaker 2: We don't know. But at the same time, there are
Speaker 2: some other veteran women like phasing out the rumors of
Speaker 2: like what Bailey trying to dip out and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Bailey returned on RAW last night.
Speaker 2: No, she has been back since a Saturday Nights main event.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we don't Last night he said something about Bailey,
Speaker 1: but maybe I misunderstood.
Speaker 2: Because they haven't even like put back Lyra Valkeria back
Speaker 2: on tv TV since the her win over Page or Bailey.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm thinking fatal influence, but you don't want it.
Speaker 2: But you're thinking Page. The team of Page and the bellotwins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, it's like when you know, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you win the match, but do you have the titles?
Speaker 1: No influenced the titles? So what are you really winning?
Speaker 1: You're just having your little feel good moment, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: front of your bellow army and your Page Heights. I
Speaker 1: don't know whatever she calls.
Speaker 2: Them, right, but you know, we'll see what happens when
Speaker 2: we get there. Let's see we're looking at the match.
Speaker 2: Car what's up, Jeff?
Speaker 1: What's up? Chat?
Speaker 2: By the way, Hey, what's up guys? So let's go
Speaker 2: to the other six uh person tag match the usso's
Speaker 2: on Fatu versus the team of Royce Keys, l A.
Speaker 2: Knight and Solo Socoa.
Speaker 1: I mean, is this basically is this just like WrestleMania
Speaker 1: all over again? But they shifted around opponents like I
Speaker 1: feel like we already had this combination a little kind.
Speaker 2: Of like yeah, but Roys Keys hasn't had a p
Speaker 2: l E yet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and can you attest to this? I heard
Speaker 1: he got a lack of reaction last night in California.
Speaker 1: Did you notice anything with roskys Ah?
Speaker 2: I didn't really notice it, to be honest, but they
Speaker 2: did have I believe they entered this segment with the
Speaker 2: ussos crawling, you know, with their tails between their legs,
Speaker 2: and then team of Keys night and Solo and on
Speaker 2: the on the ring pretty much after the little scuffle
Speaker 2: they had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it l a night over because they were in LA,
Speaker 1: even though from l A.
Speaker 2: You know, he's not from we don't we don't see
Speaker 2: it from Maryland or.
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah. Can I just say I'm loving
Speaker 1: this face like I'm missing out on what's happening on
Speaker 1: the raw with Solo, but I'm loving face Solo like
Speaker 1: I have been seeing videos.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like an instigator pretty much, you know, cracking
Speaker 2: jokes and stuff like that. I mean, he wanted me
Speaker 2: over like but he's something to sorry, go ahead. No,
Speaker 2: he's still in the Goofy suit, so he hasn't changed
Speaker 2: since then though.
Speaker 1: No, it's funny they got a persona card with him
Speaker 1: in the suit in w W two K, So yeah,
Speaker 1: you can wrestle. Yeah, No, I just I'm like, and
Speaker 1: he'll Sola. I'm liking that he's embracing this, this baby.
Speaker 1: You think you're gonna turn, You can't. You can't have
Speaker 1: him turn like you can't. No, we can't. We've been there,
Speaker 1: done that, Like, No, Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's giving they're giving him a personality. They're doing whatever
Speaker 2: they can with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, uh sorry, Jimmy, you're probably the fall guy.
Speaker 1: You're gonna eat the pinfall on this probably, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm picking uh, Royce l A. Knight and Solo.
Speaker 2: Right so, because I don't see any of his old
Speaker 2: m f T people coming back to haunt Solo.
Speaker 1: And like that.
Speaker 2: They're they're focused on like Finn Balad right now, to
Speaker 2: be honest with you, so I don't see that happening.
Speaker 1: You know. I messaged you last night. I was like,
Speaker 1: did we lose Solo and Royce to Raw? And You're like, no,
Speaker 1: this is probably for the matt Like, yeah, I truly
Speaker 1: think we lost one of those guys to Raw. I
Speaker 1: feel like one of them is not coming back, maybe not,
Speaker 1: maybe both, we'll see they need Solo. All hands on
Speaker 1: deck for Bloodline three point oh five point oh whenever.
Speaker 2: We're in now right, I agree, Eddie, we gotta we
Speaker 2: can't be I understand, like the roster's that big to
Speaker 2: where we need two copies of each title except for
Speaker 2: the women's title for the tag titles.
Speaker 1: But why don't they always got to take from us?
Speaker 1: SETI or sorry I was reading that's comment. Why did
Speaker 1: they always got to take from us? Jeff? Like they
Speaker 1: took who did they take? They took freaking fat too
Speaker 1: from us. They took freaking it was. They took Obafemi
Speaker 1: from us, Like the hell.
Speaker 2: We got uh punk and gun they're out of it.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of Chicago.
Speaker 2: So let's go since we're going bottom up, let's go
Speaker 2: with Gunther versus Nick Alldis.
Speaker 1: Huh. You know, you guys can be all cool and
Speaker 1: hip and be like, oh Nick alls ten pounds of
Speaker 1: gold nw A, you know what, And you know, my
Speaker 1: co host, I think you like you Like Nick Alldis.
Speaker 1: I watched him in this little company called TNA where
Speaker 1: they tried to push him as a main inventor and
Speaker 1: he was in the main event Mafia. He was being
Speaker 1: put over by Sting. He was world champion there Dixie
Speaker 1: Car like whole that whole thing with Dixie Carter, Dixie
Speaker 1: Land and all that stuff. When he took out Jeff Lardy.
Speaker 1: I think he had Rockstar spud with him. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: not a Magnus fan. Magnets don't do shit for me.
Speaker 1: I hope Gunther destroys them. Uh my heart thinks that
Speaker 1: Nick Oldis might win because of the feel good moment.
Speaker 1: And if that's the case, SummerSlam has a lot to
Speaker 1: feel good moments. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna pick nick
Speaker 1: Allus to win for that feel good moment. What this
Speaker 1: does to guntherro I have no idea. He could probably
Speaker 1: recover from this, but yeah, I'm just gonna pick all
Speaker 1: this because Gunter's made him his yach too many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm storyline purposes. Every single time they had scuffle,
Speaker 2: all this was like eating dirt, to be honest with you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like honestly, Gunther being this cry baby. You know,
Speaker 2: I didn't get my chance for the world title. I'm like,
Speaker 2: You've had it so many chances, so many chances, but
Speaker 2: you just you can, you know, cut the mustard at
Speaker 2: that point, you know. And this is Nick all This
Speaker 2: is his way of saying, dude, I've given you so
Speaker 2: many chances you can keep throwing you know, a on
Speaker 2: my face, and you didn't. You're not getting the results
Speaker 2: you want. Sorry. But if I have to defend myself
Speaker 2: by having to get rid of my GM status and
Speaker 2: be an entering competitor to prove my point, then I
Speaker 2: will do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So and him holding the back in the day, holding
Speaker 2: the NWA Championship, having banger matches back in the day,
Speaker 2: those were fun matches to watch. I did like the
Speaker 2: when he lost his title to Cody during the first
Speaker 2: all in event before AW existed. That was a fun match,
Speaker 2: and I want to see more of that. I don't
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're going to get a ten
Speaker 2: pounds of gold National Treasure Nick all this out of it,
Speaker 2: but hopefully we get a version of it.
Speaker 1: You know we're gonna get We're gonna get Daddy old
Speaker 1: Man Mickey James's husband, Nickols.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're getting that would be funny if like
Speaker 2: she shows up gives gun through.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I'm already expecting. I don't know how old
Speaker 1: a kid is, but the kid will be there, Uh,
Speaker 1: Mickey will be there, like they'll be in there, like oh,
Speaker 1: please though, please ww if you can help yourself, do
Speaker 1: not involve Mickey James in a storyline with the kid
Speaker 1: or nothing, like, don't have Gunther go over and taunt
Speaker 1: the kid and taunt them.
Speaker 2: No, the best I want is like either Mickey hop
Speaker 2: over the barricade to like distract or do something to
Speaker 2: help her man win since gun there's being an asshole
Speaker 2: anyways and he deserves it. Either that or he talks
Speaker 2: trash while she's over on the other side of the
Speaker 2: barricade and she just slaps him and then causes a
Speaker 2: distraction there. But we'll see what happens. Yeah, but we're
Speaker 2: in agreeing that Nick always needs to go over for
Speaker 2: the fact that he's being bitched.
Speaker 1: I don't think Nick all this needs all. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's gonna hurt gun there, like Eddie said, But just
Speaker 1: I guess he does need to go over for the
Speaker 1: sake of being ah. You know, like you said, dirt
Speaker 1: eating dirt every time, well.
Speaker 2: Every single segment I've seen. I know, right, dang, that'd
Speaker 2: be dramatic too. But but my like promo logic says,
Speaker 2: like most times, if you're on the top of a
Speaker 2: promo as far as like a beatdown segment part of it.
Speaker 2: Chances are you're losing, but I could be wrong and
Speaker 2: they can just make gun through the biggest asshole ever
Speaker 2: and beat the ship out of Nick. All this, who's
Speaker 2: been gone from entering competition for three years, and we'll throw.
Speaker 1: That three years. I feel like I haven't seen him
Speaker 1: like or I haven't heard him wrestling since like COVID. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, right, I mean, and in reality, shouldn't like
Speaker 1: if we weren't, if we want to leave relive memories about,
Speaker 1: you know, past times of all this, shouldn't this really
Speaker 1: be like are we eventually going to get Aldus and
Speaker 1: Cody or is this like just a one off thing?
Speaker 2: If they keep up with the whole Oh, he relinquished
Speaker 2: his GM status and he's an entering competitor, maybe we'll
Speaker 2: get to the Cody all this thing. Yeah, maybe they'll
Speaker 2: try to grab some memory berries out of that. If
Speaker 2: anyone's a hardcore wrestling fan that watched n w A
Speaker 2: back in the day like myself and knows the history
Speaker 2: of Cody and all this, Yeah, but the only way
Speaker 2: they're ever going to get that footage is this, Yeah,
Speaker 2: make a handshake deal with them.
Speaker 1: Who's a Smashing Pumpkins lead singer. Oh Billy would love
Speaker 1: the exposure. Don't act like you wouldn't take it. I
Speaker 1: guess they were here with us, So now is that true?
Speaker 2: Eddie? If they if after this match, Nick goes back
Speaker 2: to being a GM, I that'd be kind of like, eh,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be It wouldn't be fun for me.
Speaker 1: If I mean, I guess gun they're winning. Would would
Speaker 1: make sense for the whole Like he takes out the
Speaker 1: old people thing like you put aj Styles out the
Speaker 1: pastor he put Johnson out the pastor you put Goldberg
Speaker 1: out the pastures.
Speaker 2: Oh and ww's not above like you know, using n
Speaker 2: w A as like you know, a little hey, can
Speaker 2: we get their footage for this and this? Since Natty's
Speaker 2: there was there for like an NWA event.
Speaker 1: Well, it's cool about Natty is she can work around
Speaker 1: you know, like WW letter do whatever. It was like
Speaker 1: it's like they come they come back to raw or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's like we're gonna we're gonna cut your ovaries out.
Speaker 1: But you could do whatever you want off off of
Speaker 1: our show, like slip people off. You can do all
Speaker 1: that badass ship like just don't do it. On our show.
Speaker 1: I mean I got to see Naddie a blood sport.
Speaker 1: I got to see a different site in her and Shana.
Speaker 1: That was fun.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Eddie was there. I think Eddie was there. You were there, right, Eddie?
Speaker 1: You should have been there too, Jeff, you should have
Speaker 1: went Indies with us that week.
Speaker 2: And now I'm sorry guys. Anyways, he's your favorite girl.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: The the was a Queen of the Ring winner of
Speaker 2: this year Eo Sky versus her her challenge yet again. Uh.
Speaker 2: Live Morgan holding the Women's World Championship this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Triple H's baby. You know, Triple H has a
Speaker 1: lot of sons and daughters and Live Morgan Live Morgan's
Speaker 1: one of his daughters.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, especially during the old school NX era, the
Speaker 2: fact that she survived this long since then.
Speaker 1: And then I was also wondering something thatar to, like
Speaker 1: I don't know who horrors out for WW Moore outside
Speaker 1: of the product, Like you know, like they go on shows,
Speaker 1: make appearances and it's either Live Morgan or seth Rawlings.
Speaker 1: I feel like they do a lot for WW outside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they make a lot of appearances. Cody's up there too,
Speaker 1: when dude I had had to click on a seth
Speaker 1: Rawlings clip this past week because he was talking about
Speaker 1: the Rams, so I was like, oh god, I guess
Speaker 1: I got to hear what he has to say.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, his uh commentary on football is unmatched. Guys,
Speaker 2: Let's be real.
Speaker 1: The Bear's man with many opinions on every other team.
Speaker 2: At least he's knowledgeable. He'll probably be one of those
Speaker 2: guys you want to like pick their brain on a
Speaker 2: fantasy football thing. Yeah, oh yeah, this is very you know,
Speaker 2: exposure heavy and helpful for the company. Steth it is not.
Speaker 2: I don't want him near my football. I don't want
Speaker 2: him on my TV. I hate when they they use
Speaker 2: him for football commentary and he's the only expert. Is
Speaker 2: there anyone else in the company that knows football besides
Speaker 2: the miz in him? Yeah, but we're going off a tangent.
Speaker 2: I want to win. I'm sorry, the shocker I know, right,
Speaker 2: genius and the guy.
Speaker 1: The guy who was looking for a shirt at w
Speaker 1: W World. God he's going for But yeah, I'm lifts
Speaker 1: held it. Let's like stir the pot with Raquel Gonzalez
Speaker 1: holding the icy title. Now, yeah, I mean, regardless of
Speaker 1: what people like street Fighters said on Wrestling Sup Biscord
Speaker 1: and other people to me this summer Sam, like, I
Speaker 1: love you, Eyo, but this Summer Slam match should have
Speaker 1: been Rock hel versus Live.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just feel like this should be Rock Elbers.
Speaker 2: They put themselves in in a bine with the Queen
Speaker 2: of the Ring thing too, So yeah, we didn't need
Speaker 2: to Live holding the world title in a Queen of
Speaker 2: the Ring tournament to decide a world title match. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but here we are, well live, get her win back
Speaker 2: from Queen of the Ring and still hold the world title,
Speaker 2: or do we get yo Queen of the Ring top
Speaker 2: of the world holding the women's World championship again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I'm going to all these feel
Speaker 1: good moments here, but Yo, dude to win the title
Speaker 1: should do the pointy face and you know, like and
Speaker 1: if she does win the title, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wrong about something like the last time
Speaker 1: she won the title, Like I thought that was that
Speaker 1: was gonna be as good as it gets for But
Speaker 1: you know, I really feel like she might have another
Speaker 1: reign in her.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I want to see EO on the the card.
Speaker 2: One get to what was a night of Champ nine
Speaker 2: Champions I think it was or Crown Jewel or whatever,
Speaker 2: that one with a gaudy belt that they put the
Speaker 2: both champions in. Oh yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: champion versus champion. I want EO Sky to hold the
Speaker 2: world title against whoever comes out of after the interim.
Speaker 1: And you know, well I feel like, hm, I mean
Speaker 1: in a perfect world, I would like, uh, I mean,
Speaker 1: I know we're all being on more games, so we're
Speaker 1: getting that, but can we also maybe do like we
Speaker 1: did that one year? Can we do like champion or champion,
Speaker 1: you know, just do it there? Like why did the
Speaker 1: Saudi's gotta get it? Just do it?
Speaker 2: And because they threw a million dollars on like two
Speaker 2: different belts, that's why.
Speaker 1: And then they try to make us pay it can only.
Speaker 2: What they can only display that belt in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1: Then they try to make us pay for it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you want this replica for like one thousand dollars, Like.
Speaker 2: No, Eddie, because the Saudis will pay for it. That's
Speaker 2: why we we cannot have the Crown Jewel title exists.
Speaker 1: You know, like Eddie, all like what Saudi is is
Speaker 1: like one big fricking participation trophy for everybody. They always
Speaker 1: gotta have like a tournament or a moment or a
Speaker 1: legend or like it's like ww throwing them a fucking
Speaker 1: milkbone and just thumb and shut up.
Speaker 2: Well, they did build a actual like display museum for
Speaker 2: them for WWE, which I want one here in the US,
Speaker 2: but no, Saudi Saudi Arabia gets one with like a
Speaker 2: theme park and all the other stuff around it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Crowndew belts stay there, They get to be displayed,
Speaker 2: and they probably have little placards of all the winners
Speaker 2: from the past years, even though it's only been two
Speaker 2: winners for each belt. Yeah. I know, I'm not a
Speaker 2: big fan of the champion versus champion matches either, but
Speaker 2: we got to do him somewhere, and it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a Saudi Arabia where they win the belt in the ring.
Speaker 1: Eddie. It was fun that one year, Like didn't everybody
Speaker 1: like it when we got like like remember when NXT
Speaker 1: was involved and they had like that three way and
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and then like you got like Biggie and
Speaker 1: Roman reigns or something.
Speaker 2: Like mm hmm. Or the one year they didn't want
Speaker 2: to pull the trigger on brock Lesner and gender Mahal,
Speaker 2: so they have to put it on age E.
Speaker 1: For like those elimination matches are never coming back or
Speaker 1: Survivor series, I know, we don't like it. And war
Speaker 1: games they came freaking do war games properly, Like that's
Speaker 1: another story for another day. I'm sorry on the stand it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we picked the rick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to honestly just let her have her
Speaker 2: year moment, you know that, you know the fact that
Speaker 2: she came out as being married, uh to the former
Speaker 2: evil now in the Roku and n XT Queen of
Speaker 2: the Ring hopefully winning this championship back and maybe winning
Speaker 2: the Crown Jewel Championship. You know, just give Eo all
Speaker 2: the accolades that she can before she dips out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm so probably like she's in her mid thirties right
Speaker 2: like around there.
Speaker 1: But these women don't don't mess around too long unless
Speaker 1: you're like dump or Aja Kong.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, oh you know what, Jeff, You know, Saudi
Speaker 1: does get a lot to get our damn American exposure
Speaker 1: and everybody we have to be like, oh look at
Speaker 1: look at Saudi Arabia. They're not a piece of shit.
Speaker 1: I don't have no political stances or nothing. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: we know Saudi is a piece of cap country, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just buying everything American at this point.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be somebody that can up bit him eventually,
Speaker 1: like can't we go to Qatar or can't we go
Speaker 1: to like I don't know, freaking can't the African prints
Speaker 1: or something to do something like what ww Africa? Dude,
Speaker 1: op FEMII, come on, let's do this shit.
Speaker 2: The only way we're gonna get out of Saudi money
Speaker 2: hold is if China wants to throw their money out there.
Speaker 2: But is WWE ready for we China?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean Shane McMahon kind of had that, No
Speaker 1: he had Jeff Japan. Yeah, that's a good Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we haven't had a raw in Japan since two thousand
Speaker 1: and five. Yeah, you can't tell me all the places
Speaker 1: WWE goes. I'm like, can't have a raw in fucking Japan.
Speaker 2: And now or a special in Japan something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, we got that Beast from the East, remember
Speaker 1: that one East in the East or whatever one time.
Speaker 2: But honestly, I want you to have all the flowers
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty six. So sorry, Live, but I understand
Speaker 2: you love trouble, but Trouble's coming to you in the format.
Speaker 1: Will I will say, if there's any match that has
Speaker 1: a possibility to have like an f finish right so far,
Speaker 1: like it's this match, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he has Yeah yeah, I just don't want
Speaker 2: I just don't want to Live Morgan to go back
Speaker 2: to back as a even technically not back to back,
Speaker 2: but a two time Crown Jewel winner if we get
Speaker 2: the champion versus champion and figure out the whole interim.
Speaker 1: Versus are coming next, coming back to Saudi before WrestleMania,
Speaker 1: they got one more.
Speaker 2: They got well, we have to do the Crown Droll thing.
Speaker 2: So they didn't do it last year in a last
Speaker 2: year was in Australia for Crown Jrol for those belts.
Speaker 1: No, Eddie, that's what I was saying. They did it
Speaker 1: in two thousand and five, Like you can't tell me,
Speaker 1: like it's been twenty one freaking years since. We can't
Speaker 1: fret them like and then look at uh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I could go on and on about it, but again,
Speaker 1: like I know, let's go to the same freaking city
Speaker 1: all the time, because yeah, whatever, we'll get on the year.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, but I'll get They do have
Speaker 2: the infrastructure and the money to like figure out a
Speaker 2: Japanese you know, raw SmackDown or pl e. So, but
Speaker 2: we can go on and on about that. Let's go
Speaker 2: to the Hell in is Sel.
Speaker 1: This should be the main event. Yes, I mean we're
Speaker 1: in Brocks like birth home, Like, I know it's not
Speaker 1: this well, it's his hometown, you like, that's where his
Speaker 1: birth play home state. Yeah, yeah, home state, like.
Speaker 2: One of the I know, one of three home state
Speaker 2: you know people in this card, Yeah, I know. And
Speaker 2: Chad Gable. This is pretty much the rubber match pretty much, right,
Speaker 2: they got one apiece on each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like this means more too, because
Speaker 1: I know he's only been in Hell to Sell twice.
Speaker 2: But oh no, we don't call it the hell and Cell.
Speaker 2: We call it the Brock the goon.
Speaker 1: That's how you were gonna say the Devil's playground or something.
Speaker 1: By the way, did they really have to sell talking
Speaker 1: last night? Because when I was listening, it's something like
Speaker 1: they had a voice with the Hell in a Cell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had a voiceover for the Hell in his
Speaker 2: Cell to the point where they had a promo had
Speaker 2: like a narrator being the hell in cl I did
Speaker 2: this to the people. I did that to people. I've
Speaker 2: made people come out worse than where they were before.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is awful as hell just having
Speaker 2: a voiceover acting as the hell as hell in a
Speaker 2: cell as an object that's describing itself.
Speaker 1: I like that one time in WrestleMania when they had
Speaker 1: the end of the Era one with Triple H and Undertaker, and.
Speaker 2: They had like Michaels as the ref.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they had the Metallican music playing, so that
Speaker 1: was lowering. That was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: So this is I want to say, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be Broxa swan song and he loses because we have
Speaker 2: to build up for Oba Femi.
Speaker 1: And that whole feather and OBUs Cap will be the
Speaker 1: first man to be brock Lesner in him sell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even though he'd be the first man to beat
Speaker 2: Brock Well, he'd.
Speaker 1: Be the there's been many men that meet brock Sert.
Speaker 2: I know he'll be one of the few men to
Speaker 2: beat brock Lesner at a big pl besides WrestleMania.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, this match needs to be like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna settle for no.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I need I need fifteen twenty from them,
Speaker 2: with all the lumber and steel and every other inanimate
Speaker 2: object used in a hell and a cell being used.
Speaker 1: I mean, and this is why I wanted this match
Speaker 1: to be main event. I want that spot where Brock
Speaker 1: Lesner pulls the campus off, like and exposes the board.
Speaker 2: Oh that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I want either Brock taking a power bomb
Speaker 1: on the exposed board or Obathmi eating an F five
Speaker 1: on that exposed board.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of color. Yeah, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be the match where we're gonna see color as far
Speaker 2: as like blood. Yeah, I don't know who's bleeding, but
Speaker 2: we'll we'll figure that out. And I feel like, but
Speaker 2: I feel like this is the match where Brock should
Speaker 2: again take off, I don't know why, take off his gear,
Speaker 2: dropping in the middle of the ring and just say
Speaker 2: goodbye to.
Speaker 1: We can't even that steth Thralling's territory. We can't believe
Speaker 1: anything now, you know.
Speaker 2: But this is Minnesota. This is his home, yeah, home state,
Speaker 2: you know, let him do it here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want song even more reason for it to
Speaker 1: be main event.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, and the assumed main event of the night.
Speaker 1: Oh, hang on, I didn't. Oh yeah, we both picked
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I guess I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I picked over but to win this one. So, uh,
Speaker 2: the the main event for the undisputed w W Championship
Speaker 2: Beavis and butt Head. Oh, I mean, uh, they've been
Speaker 2: going crazy with those over the AI stuff would be
Speaker 2: in but Head.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, seem Punk and Cody Roads with seem Punk as a.
Speaker 1: Champ because I mean, mm hmm fuck Sammy's zay fucks
Speaker 1: Samy's ain be damn just so we can get here,
Speaker 1: I guess like the expensive Stammy yep.
Speaker 2: But he's night too, so we'll talk to about about
Speaker 2: him when we get tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh you bet your ass will talk about Sammy's zaying
Speaker 1: because that's a bullshit match. But yes, main event. Some
Speaker 1: people say there needs to be a heel turn, like
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you your opinions on that? Like,
Speaker 1: I I think Cody's way over free he'll turn, but
Speaker 1: you think seam Punk could do a he'll turn either. Guy.
Speaker 2: I can see him being the tweener only because of
Speaker 2: the fact that we'll probably get like the whole matchups
Speaker 2: with him. With like Finn Balor, Sammy Zane, Damian Priest
Speaker 2: until he drops it to whoever they decide to drop it.
Speaker 2: Tom hm. Because I'm thinking of like in the background,
Speaker 2: like Cody and Roman have to go bye byes in
Speaker 2: the car for like a couple of months to promote
Speaker 2: The Street Fighter the movie. Yeah, so we're in August
Speaker 2: and they have to promote this movie going into October.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw a wild one out there, and we
Speaker 1: see Randy Orton.
Speaker 2: Oh God, does he need to be back?
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean he comes in fate. It's like, uh,
Speaker 1: it's like all those times Kane would return your edge
Speaker 1: from me. I don't know, Like just I'm just throwing
Speaker 1: a boone out there.
Speaker 2: I know he got to hang out during the summer
Speaker 2: because I mean when the school children have to go
Speaker 2: come then to the fall. Yeah, he gets to have
Speaker 2: summer break and then the kids have to go back
Speaker 2: to school. He has to go back to work.
Speaker 1: Because I mean he still kicked him in the head.
Speaker 1: He's still and that was never resolved.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was still champion by the time he got
Speaker 2: kicked in the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know, one more time for all times.
Speaker 2: Thing I agree with Eddie Orton's another matchup. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can see versus Punk m so it could be better
Speaker 2: this time. It could be better than that WrestleMania matchally
Speaker 2: had where they were really given a lot of time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they can build around it and all that type of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want Punk to retain, be honest, I.
Speaker 1: Want Sammy to come in and just like take out everybody.
Speaker 1: Uh now this is the Yeah, Punk's gonna win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want Punk and then we'll get Punk and
Speaker 2: Sammy later on.
Speaker 1: H yeah, I mean in the perfect world, like with Sammy. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll say my Sammy thoughts I should just
Speaker 1: save oh yeah for him, right, Yeah, seam Punk's retaining.
Speaker 1: This match will probably go like thirty minutes from bell
Speaker 1: to bell.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Uh. Punk will be a stupid little Brett hart Mark
Speaker 1: like he always is, and wear some pink shit. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like Brett Hart, but I think sam Punk's will
Speaker 1: love with Brett Hart But uh yeah, you haven't noticed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean people say Wood was, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think seem just a little bit more right. So
Speaker 1: we're in agreeans that Punks should retain. We're done with
Speaker 1: the Cody thing. For a while, holding my head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in agreeance. Yeah, god, I mean it, give me
Speaker 1: is there?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Okay, can we say Cody like out of.
Speaker 2: The title, Like, yeah, can we just cool him down
Speaker 2: for a bit?
Speaker 1: I mean the only I feel like, the only time
Speaker 1: we've done that in the past couple of years was
Speaker 1: him versus brock Lesner in those series of matches.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. But since then he's like teasing or touching
Speaker 2: the title ever since.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready. True, I don't know what's advertised tomorrow
Speaker 1: for a w but yeah, I'll be ready for that ship.
Speaker 2: Isn't that the the Rebel Heart?
Speaker 1: Uh that's September ninth?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Sean reluctantly agree with Jeff of help punk.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I know my co host is not the biggest fantasy
Speaker 2: in punk.
Speaker 1: I used to be, man, I mean I used to
Speaker 1: be when somebody betrays you, you know, you give somebody
Speaker 1: your trust, you give them me, you know, you give
Speaker 1: them years of your life and they rip your little
Speaker 1: heart out and give it to go to sleep.
Speaker 2: So I guess we'll get to the next page on
Speaker 2: our little fun.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, better change this real quick switch over. Oh
Speaker 1: and by the way, this is an old school Summer
Speaker 1: Slam logo because I don't know about you, Jeff, but
Speaker 1: I like it when the Summer Slam logo looks like this,
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Two s's.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I missed this Summer Slam logo.
Speaker 1: That was like the mid two thousands of tens, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I missed that logo. Again, I did go to that one.
Speaker 2: Get to see uh Edge come out of from the
Speaker 2: little platform with the brood music to face the judgment
Speaker 2: day and then was it John Cena for the world
Speaker 2: title against fucking Roman Reigns during the Roman Reigns Rain
Speaker 2: and Terror. Yeah, so that was a fun Summer Slam.
Speaker 1: That's when they were trying to prove, like right, like
Speaker 1: maybe it was the no Mercy In match when they
Speaker 1: were like, hey John Cena can put people over.
Speaker 2: I think it was that time that Yeah, well this
Speaker 2: was during the whole Bloodline version of one before Sammy
Speaker 2: m hm.
Speaker 1: So something Monty. By the way, Hey guys, thanks for
Speaker 1: tuning in. I know you could be elsewhere or you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: my name me competing with soup right now, and I
Speaker 1: know they do their raw soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're doing their raw recap. So, yeah, thanks for
Speaker 2: hanging out with us. Guys. They're probably doing a predictions
Speaker 2: thing right now as we speak.
Speaker 1: Got Eddie here because he's on vacation, you know, on
Speaker 1: vacation from fucking bitches at work. Hey, yo, not too Jeff.
Speaker 2: Let's go now, right, So we get a Penta versus
Speaker 2: Chad Gable for the Intercontinental Championship.
Speaker 1: Penta Sarah Mieto. So this is a long term storytelling, right,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Right, the fact that you know, Chad Gable having his
Speaker 2: redemption ever since, you know, trying to be a luchador
Speaker 2: and then losing but learning the respect of the luchador
Speaker 2: ways having his redemption with his h Ai generated entrance music.
Speaker 1: Now, mmm, does he do a little clap and stomp thing.
Speaker 2: It feels very the music feels very clamp and stompy.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, And you know, damn them for teasing
Speaker 1: us that one week, like when he showed up on
Speaker 1: SmackDown just talk to all this or whatever.
Speaker 2: And it's like we didn't get him, No, no, we're SmackDown.
Speaker 1: We get penut scraps, peanut shells. Oh you got see
Speaker 1: him punk? Yeah, we got old washed up to crap
Speaker 1: and see him punk. Thank you.
Speaker 2: We got Baron Corbin out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, former football player Baron Porman, Tom Stock or whatever
Speaker 1: the hell he was calling himself on the candies. Bishop Dier, yeah,
Speaker 1: Bishop A w should have signed him when you had
Speaker 1: the chance at one time when he worked a dark match, right,
Speaker 1: So this should be easy, right.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do we transition Penta out of the
Speaker 2: icy picture and try to get him into the world
Speaker 2: title status, world championship status.
Speaker 1: I mean he's had it. No, that's never I've settled
Speaker 1: on that, you know, I've come to I've come to
Speaker 1: terms with the fact that we're never gonna get Lucha
Speaker 1: underground Penta Like it's all fun and games and stuff,
Speaker 1: but this thing has like a ceiling.
Speaker 2: Oh if he turns heel and start breaking people's arms,
Speaker 2: then then we'll get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't. They won't let him do that move.
Speaker 1: I mean, only Rousey can break arms into me. To me,
Speaker 1: that's the only one.
Speaker 2: Apparently they can only do it to Alexa Bliss. I know, right,
Speaker 2: we can't have Penta break Alexabith.
Speaker 1: Let's are Yeah, do we give do we throw a
Speaker 1: bone to Chad Gable for all of his hard contributions
Speaker 1: as the original Americano. We we throw a bone for
Speaker 1: Chad Gable because if we don't, I'm gonna hear Eddie's
Speaker 1: screaming from Ohio. Thanks. It's been threatening me a long,
Speaker 1: like Chip, you got one job, make Chad Gable win.
Speaker 2: Because honestly, we can go two ways with a Penta.
Speaker 2: When we drop the icy tied off him, he can
Speaker 2: go to the tag team seen and hang out with
Speaker 2: his brother, or we elevate him back up to the
Speaker 2: upper card and try to go for a world title shot,
Speaker 2: depending on who's holding a world title after all this
Speaker 2: is said and done.
Speaker 1: I mean you you really think we're gonna get Panta
Speaker 1: versus Roman reigns? You think WW would do that, like.
Speaker 2: Or Pensa versus seth Rollins and he breaks seth Rawlins
Speaker 2: arm and that'd be cool too.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want Penta on Phoenix to team up Eddie,
Speaker 1: damn it, because we've been there, We've done that, and
Speaker 1: that was I'm glad WDW is held off as long
Speaker 1: as they could with that.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, or we do that.
Speaker 1: What happened I'm guessing we didn't get Sorry real quick,
Speaker 1: Jeff I'm guessing we didn't get Reef Phoenix defending that
Speaker 1: Triple A cruiserweight title again. He was missing for the
Speaker 1: third or fourth week. Now, I didn't see snackdown, but
Speaker 1: I bet you he wasn't there? Was he there?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You know, it was cool because I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: Rae Phoenix had some hope here defending this title, being like,
Speaker 1: oh here's a little taste of what you could see
Speaker 1: in Triple A. Like that lasted for two weeks. I think, right,
Speaker 1: that's that. But uh, it'd be cool to have Pentag
Speaker 1: in a world title shot or so Maody be able.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chad.
Speaker 1: You know what I worry about Chad winning though, I
Speaker 1: feel like.
Speaker 2: He gets stale and doesn't have competitors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or the moment is him winning the title but
Speaker 1: not being the champion, Like winning the title is his moment.
Speaker 2: But defending it he's gonna lose it to like an
Speaker 2: Ethan Page or Russev later on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Russive, see he's another story for another day.
Speaker 1: Russive even Page to be on this card. But I
Speaker 1: know that we can only have room for so so
Speaker 1: many people.
Speaker 2: Six. You know what, I love Penta, but pent has
Speaker 2: held it long enough. Yeah, he's had it since before
Speaker 2: or I know, or they keeping on him since they're
Speaker 2: doing that Mexico tour pretty coming up soon, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't know if you think this Chad
Speaker 1: Gable guy might be popular in Mexico too.
Speaker 2: He hasn't been back on Triple A TV since he's
Speaker 2: lost his mask.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that almost like a loser leaves town kind of thing?
Speaker 2: Kind of?
Speaker 1: But he said he would be back, I thought, but
Speaker 1: as himself.
Speaker 2: So do you think they'd love him as Intercontinental Champion
Speaker 2: Chad Gable going back to Triple A.
Speaker 1: I love the white boy, just don't come back as
Speaker 1: shorty g Yeah.
Speaker 2: I honestly think WW two chicken too to back off
Speaker 2: on Penta holding that title going into Mexico for their tour.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know is versus mass Jeff, I just as
Speaker 1: a Jeff by the way, It just to me it
Speaker 1: felt like a loser left town because we haven't seen
Speaker 1: Chad game on Triple A since, Like we just pointed out,
Speaker 1: so and this whole feel good. He's elevated on the
Speaker 1: main roster. Now now you know, Chad, here's to prove
Speaker 1: you could do it without the mask. I guess which
Speaker 1: he did before. Remember, he had those matches against Gunther,
Speaker 1: which provided a feel good moment for me. I loved
Speaker 1: it when his daughter was crying in the audience. That
Speaker 1: was that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So, uh, new inter Continental Champion.
Speaker 2: Keep the icy title on Penta going into Mexico World.
Speaker 1: Telling you, bro, this this will be Chad Gables return
Speaker 1: to Mexico's champion during his story.
Speaker 2: Telling you, I feel like ww is gonna be too
Speaker 2: chicken ship to drop the title on Penta, and Penta
Speaker 2: keeps it m hmm, only because of the Mexico tour
Speaker 2: going into Triple Mania. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason why we haven't seen the Triple A
Speaker 1: Tag Champions, Jeff is they're keysing us on SmackDown by
Speaker 1: having them over there, and we're supposed to get a
Speaker 1: title match title for title on SmackDown that I feel
Speaker 1: like Triple H and the bookers have forgot about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we didn't.
Speaker 1: You know, they didn't care when they said, uh, in
Speaker 1: the future whatever, like they can even make a date
Speaker 1: in the future SmackDown. They and they told you right
Speaker 1: there it wasn't going to be on Triple A. Nope.
Speaker 2: So so We're we're split on this one pretty much.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I mean Mexico will be happy. They'll have
Speaker 1: Stephanie Anker, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if hopefully come back in time the next match. Uh,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't expect him to be on the car on
Speaker 2: a lot. It's on the card the United States Championship
Speaker 2: Trick Williams defending against our returning Baron Korman Corbyn the nomad. Jeez,
Speaker 2: this is the way to get Baron KORbin back on
Speaker 2: the upper end of like TV for WW this is
Speaker 2: how you do it.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know where the cameras on this thing,
Speaker 1: or I would look right into it and be like,
Speaker 1: this needed to be Carmelo versus Crick Williams. This did
Speaker 1: not need to be a debut match, a return match
Speaker 1: for Baron korb And you could have did this for
Speaker 1: like two weeks of TV time. Yeah, I know, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna shotgun him back into the part. Or they
Speaker 1: could have had this the night before Summer Slam on
Speaker 1: Smack Dam Yeah where you are? Well, I guess I
Speaker 1: guess they couldn't have because I wanted Carmelo in the
Speaker 1: match with Yeah, Carmel will be damn. I don't know
Speaker 1: if something is wrong. And Ricky Saints, good luck with
Speaker 1: your career because you're floundering right now. I never liked
Speaker 1: you anyways, but by allts should be on this start.
Speaker 2: Yeah, iliat dragonoff? Where the hell have you been? What's titled?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Scuffle for a while too as well, So I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on.
Speaker 1: He's another He's the guy that could have came back
Speaker 1: and challenged Phoenix for the Triple A Cruiserweight title. They
Speaker 1: could have a banger of a match. I mean he
Speaker 1: would have lost, but be an match. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So honestly, do we have the the Baron Corman welcome
Speaker 2: back to w moment and just start eating losses on
Speaker 2: big matches, just like when Naomi came back.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we're gonna if this is going to
Speaker 1: be expensive, Hey, you said, are we gonna have a Baron Korman? Win?
Speaker 1: Is that what she said? No? Lose?
Speaker 2: Like you know how Naomi had to eat humble Pie
Speaker 2: for like a couple of months until she got back
Speaker 2: up top.
Speaker 1: M I don't know, because he didn't go to CNA
Speaker 1: or I think he went to m l W. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that pissed him, would have pissed anybody off.
Speaker 2: But no, or do we waste our time.
Speaker 1: We're giving the middle fingers to the fans right now
Speaker 1: and we're having Baron Corban win this bitch at the
Speaker 1: expense of Trick Williams and everything. No, will little YACHTI
Speaker 1: be There was a little YACHTI there this past Friday night. No,
Speaker 1: he's still recovering from that. Whenever they said a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, like didn't get here with the Kindo
Speaker 1: stick or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Naomi walked out, Corman
Speaker 1: was released.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true too.
Speaker 1: Corbyn's gonna win because you can't have him loser now
Speaker 1: and then comeback. You just but what this means then,
Speaker 1: what's the point of like.
Speaker 2: Having a custom w US title for like two a
Speaker 2: week or two and then just have him drop it.
Speaker 1: Well, as they said in the movie Spaceball's muchandizing merchandizing,
Speaker 1: merchandising so gross, that's like, I mean, for God's sake, chefs,
Speaker 1: they put out a fever belt that was like a
Speaker 1: trinket or a toy or and they were trying to
Speaker 1: sell that to people.
Speaker 2: I know, the hip belt. Yeah, we had a hint
Speaker 2: belt for a couple of months too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Brian Danielson Daniel Brian yea, yeah, Well isn't
Speaker 1: what's said. I don't even think WW cares enough to
Speaker 1: make Carmel with a special referee, right, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Caramel pissed off and all right, Uh yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I guess that's we'll have to cover down on
Speaker 1: the SmackDown in the future. But so we're split on
Speaker 1: this one too. You got Trick and I got Barren.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way, like if they do, that'll shock me.
Speaker 1: Hey, now here's the Vince Resent bitch match of the night.
Speaker 2: Dan Hausen versus Dominic Dirty Mysterio in a human monies
Speaker 2: on a pole match as opposed to uh demon moneis
Speaker 2: or no human monies. No, I mean as like, what's
Speaker 2: what's the other from human monies? Like, what's the opposite
Speaker 2: of human money? I don't know. That's the zombie money.
Speaker 2: I guess cryptocurrency. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, that would be funny.
Speaker 2: Because we were going in we were going into the
Speaker 2: matches assuming as a singles you know, bullshit match, but
Speaker 2: we had to raise the steake since Dan Hausen got
Speaker 2: beat up on Monday night, Row last night.
Speaker 1: Because I heard he had a really weird concert with
Speaker 1: Joe Hendry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they debuted a new song and everything, and then
Speaker 2: I guess the one of the ZOOFA boxers was there.
Speaker 2: He was having fun and then he cracked Joe Hendry
Speaker 2: in the back of the guitar. And then the Judgment
Speaker 2: Day guys just started beating up on everyone. The box
Speaker 2: the boxer was there too, but after the guitar hit
Speaker 2: he went there. Yeah, after he did the guitar spot,
Speaker 2: he just stood there and not did anything else. Just
Speaker 2: watch it, you know, all the little people Housings and
Speaker 2: oh no.
Speaker 1: Some midgets. We can call him midgets now he calls
Speaker 1: them midgets, Michael, we can say.
Speaker 2: It, so mhm, the midgets of Dan Housen. It makes
Speaker 2: me so awful saying that being recorded like that.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 2: So they get beat up. Dan Housing gets beat up
Speaker 2: during the concert because Judgment Day ruined it. Donald's pissed off.
Speaker 2: He still wants his money back and for being cursed
Speaker 2: and all the blah blah blah stuff. And then you
Speaker 2: segue later on the night with Dan Housing and all
Speaker 2: the all the mini Dan Housen Midgets getting attendant by
Speaker 2: a little person nurse with a Adam Pierce telling him
Speaker 2: is like, dude, just give him the money back. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not giving him the money back. If you want
Speaker 2: it back, he's gonna have to beat me in a
Speaker 2: human money on a poll match. So now we have
Speaker 2: a object on a pole match.
Speaker 1: This was triple A Dom would win, but we're not
Speaker 1: triple A.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please let this bag of money be the most
Speaker 2: cartoonist looking bag of money on the pole.
Speaker 1: Can we get the human teeth in this match? Time link?
Speaker 1: And we have Dan House to put the teeth in
Speaker 1: his mouth, and.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think we're gonna get all We're gonna get
Speaker 2: everything above the sun and the kitchen sink in this match.
Speaker 1: And you know, ww, you want to do this little
Speaker 1: ice creaming treat. Danhuis ammobile thing, but you want to
Speaker 1: profit off of it. You know would be really cool
Speaker 1: is if you guys gave the proceeds to a charity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a Connor's Care or something of that nature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, anyway they can get a dollar out
Speaker 1: of the fans. Let's expose Dan House and ice creams. Right.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised seeing Punk won't be there selling ice cream
Speaker 1: bars too.
Speaker 2: So so this is a game. Make Dan Housen wins match, right, because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can't have Dan when Dan Housen loses.
Speaker 1: It has to be the right time, and right now
Speaker 1: is not the right time, right, and then this is
Speaker 1: gonna be a bad night for Judgment to hear that
Speaker 1: two nights.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, unless domin my nefarious means.
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll never get we'll never license tequila.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when they have a weekly American vodka deal
Speaker 2: with Tody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it would have to be the rock stequila
Speaker 1: or whatever he has. Right, So.
Speaker 2: Where do we go from here? Do we just have
Speaker 2: Dom eat the loss here and just be strong in
Speaker 2: Triple A? Yeah, because they're making moves with him in
Speaker 2: Triple A, having him sign with them, having him sign
Speaker 2: ighting with that evil manager with Omas since a vi
Speaker 2: king goes out of commission at the moment right now
Speaker 2: or vaking. Yeah, so Dirty Dom in storylining Triple A,
Speaker 2: turned his back on El Grande Americano and he sided
Speaker 2: with the Viking Goo's manager and Omas on that little
Speaker 2: in Triple A, while the actual El Grande Americano gets
Speaker 2: beat up by the I'm sorry Eddie, the Perol el
Speaker 2: Peral del Mall or group, the one that's the bad
Speaker 2: guy group that's turning heads in Triple A. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: The Doggies, the War Doggies or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been easy to throw Dirty Dom
Speaker 2: into l lost battles dell Mall, but you know we're
Speaker 2: not there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They had him side with the evil manager and and Omas.
Speaker 2: So now we get an evil version of a j
Speaker 2: and Omas, but now with dirty Doll and a manager
Speaker 2: on top of it. So we just make Dom the
Speaker 2: the butt of the joke and have him lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's old right now. Anyways, he's cold in
Speaker 1: the States, I should say, whatever he is in Mexico.
Speaker 2: We can't. We can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he's pretty dry and like I don't even
Speaker 1: see an endgame with him and Lived Morgan or Judgment
Speaker 1: Day or nothing. It's just all we're going to be
Speaker 1: here for a year from now, the Judgment Day it's
Speaker 1: still going to be a thing than right. I mean
Speaker 1: it's sad that Ed's been one in another company for
Speaker 1: like three years now and Judgment Day is still a
Speaker 1: thing and he's the one that started it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, So we're agreeing that Dan Hause wins by Shenanigans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, can there anything be anything but Shenanigans
Speaker 1: in this match?
Speaker 2: No, because I feel like Dan uh Joe Henry is
Speaker 2: going to guitar do a guitar shot on like JD,
Speaker 2: and then maybe the the mini Housings are gonna dog
Speaker 2: pile on Dom so he can he can't.
Speaker 1: Get to the say it.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're not so oh, yeah, that's true. By the way,
Speaker 2: all the original members of Judgment Day are not there
Speaker 2: anymore since Priests and re are gone. Now yeah, well
Speaker 2: Dirty Down is the only one left I think since
Speaker 2: he got recruited in right, It's.
Speaker 1: Like we started with the end wo like with Hall
Speaker 1: Nash Hogan, and now we're stuck with like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Scott Norton. Well, I love you, Scott Norton, but we're
Speaker 1: stuck with Scott Norton, Vincent buff Bagwell, Stevie Ray and
Speaker 1: wobst Waald Brian Adams like geez yeah, like Drew. By
Speaker 1: the way, when you're doing your raw watch along tonight
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you finally noticed JD's head, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're still here. True but a lot of
Speaker 1: people notice JD's head.
Speaker 2: So we're in the greens at dan halz Owes by Shenanigans. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, I'll give you the mic for this one.
Speaker 2: Ben Bellor versus Sammy Zaine for a number one contended
Speaker 2: spot for the undisputed w W Championship.
Speaker 1: This match should be on TV. You know what, This
Speaker 1: match reminds me like it shouldn't be a pay per
Speaker 1: view and Sammy deserves better, and you know what this
Speaker 1: reminds me of. This reminds me of like a what
Speaker 1: was I gonna say? It's like an NXT match from
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen. I don't know, Like no, but it won't
Speaker 1: be as entertaining.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: Uh. I don't know how this match came about because
Speaker 1: I didn't watch SmackDown on Friday.
Speaker 2: It was Sammy was bitching and complaining that he didn't
Speaker 2: get his uh run back for the title. So Adam
Speaker 2: Pierce had the good idea of making the winner of
Speaker 2: a I think it was like a fatal four way
Speaker 2: matchup between like san Finn Balor and like three other guys.
Speaker 2: Well Trick Williams was one of them. I think that's
Speaker 2: how little guy cared about this match because whoever won,
Speaker 2: whoever won that match gets to face Sammy for a
Speaker 2: number one tender spot for the world title. So we
Speaker 2: get a title eliminator on National el E Night two
Speaker 2: of SummerSlam. We couldn't go with the easy route of
Speaker 2: Sammy gets a a number one, keeps his rematch and
Speaker 2: we go into the post SummerSlam going in with the
Speaker 2: number one contender spot. But no, no, no, we have
Speaker 2: to have him work for it.
Speaker 1: My spot with Sammy's ZAM for this show would have
Speaker 1: been him interfering in one of the two title matches.
Speaker 1: Either he would have interfered and helped Roman beats like
Speaker 1: and I'm just shooting off they appear, but he would
Speaker 1: either interfered and had helped Rowan beat sets and then yeah,
Speaker 1: we can revisit all that bloodline stuff again. Or you
Speaker 1: could have had him just take out Punk and Cody,
Speaker 1: like yeah, I know that's not a good thing to
Speaker 1: happen Summer Slam, Like yeah, but the way I wanted
Speaker 1: Sammy to return, like the night he returned at Saturday
Speaker 1: Night's main event, I wanted him like I didn't want
Speaker 1: him to return the night before it smackedown I just
Speaker 1: wanted him to walk out, pick everybody out, and then
Speaker 1: walk back to the backstage and maybe even start like
Speaker 1: a silent gimmick. Maybe that might not work. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but like, I would have preferred different things for Sammy
Speaker 1: than this number one contender nothing Burger Finn Baler match
Speaker 1: because I'm not even able to sink my teeth into this.
Speaker 1: It's it's gonna feel like a Friday night SmackDown match,
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is pretty much just throwing a bone between
Speaker 2: these two guys because I haven't.
Speaker 1: Been gonna wins. You suck about this, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: it's gonna suck. I feel like Balt was gonna win
Speaker 1: a further drive sam Me into madness.
Speaker 2: Oh you want him to crash out for the storyline purposes?
Speaker 1: I mean, only the only thing that sucks about Finn winning, like,
Speaker 1: not the one that sucks Like Okay, So we go
Speaker 1: with Finn again and we say him and sampunk again
Speaker 1: like I don't know, but it's on SmackDown this time.
Speaker 2: Not a random p l E in the middle of Europe. Um.
Speaker 2: I want to throw you a bone and give and
Speaker 2: give my prediction to Sammy. Damn you will do whatever
Speaker 2: it takes to get back in that world title scene
Speaker 2: or w W championship scene. Yeah, he'll probably do some
Speaker 2: nefarious things and maybe we'll get a rivalry out of
Speaker 2: Finn and sam out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know, that just sounds funny and
Speaker 1: sam Yeah, Sam Yeah, Samuel, Samuel, Samuel same.
Speaker 2: But I feel like Sammy will probably be He'll probably
Speaker 2: do whatever it takes to get that type, get that
Speaker 2: number one contender ship to get back to the title.
Speaker 2: If he'll he'll probably like let Low blow Finn Balor
Speaker 2: and get a roll up win or something. So I'm
Speaker 2: on that side on that one. If he was willing to, like,
Speaker 2: you know, cost someone a US Championship for trick, Williams
Speaker 2: sold it. He's willing to do that.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: So we're split on.
Speaker 1: That, right, Yeah, we're split a lot on night too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Makes it fun for the show though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, this is this is where I'm freaking confused here.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: How is Charlotte and Jaden the same? Okay, so wait,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. So we're in the ladder match, right,
Speaker 1: Jade I guess got to keep her spot because she
Speaker 1: won by DQ. Yes, and then Charlotte beating Nyah or
Speaker 1: hang on, who did Charlotte have to face because she
Speaker 1: got to do over Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Uh, Charlotte had to face Nia Jacks to get a
Speaker 2: due because Nijack's got a do over match. But that
Speaker 2: was a DQ and Charlotte won. Okay, because did.
Speaker 1: Jade ended up? Did Jade end up interfering like I
Speaker 1: said she would in the du Yeah? Predictable.
Speaker 2: So they're both in now, and.
Speaker 1: I mean it should be one on one. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I know, we can't have everything on this card
Speaker 1: be one on one, but there's like, yeah, there's this
Speaker 1: should have been Jade and Charlotte. I don't know what
Speaker 1: we're doing here, and then we gotta have Tiffany.
Speaker 2: So Nijac's hat like DQ twice on two different people.
Speaker 2: So I feel like that I know where this is going.
Speaker 1: And what last legend is this? I don't know, Waiting
Speaker 1: to get knocked up, That's that's my fear. What's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: By Trick Willie? Yeah they are married, they can do that, sir.
Speaker 1: Something to say is yeah, I know, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to see her gone for years, like do you
Speaker 1: see that picture of Bianca by the way, or she
Speaker 1: put the minute made on her coming? I know she's
Speaker 1: she's like she had tribblets inside that oven.
Speaker 2: Like I know, right, yeah, surprise or twins?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh they are twins.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, like that'd be funny if that
Speaker 2: was the case. Then we have let's see, we have
Speaker 2: Tiffany get in. We knew that was happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You like the picture of Chelsea Green by the way,
Speaker 1: you they did do her?
Speaker 2: It's so awful looking for a seat for an AI
Speaker 2: photo almost is like she's a black girl and she's kind.
Speaker 2: But Tiffany versus j C Jane, we knew that was happening. Honestly,
Speaker 2: you should. They should have been jac Jane getting in
Speaker 2: this matchup for the ladder match. And then we have
Speaker 2: Jay getting in by DQ Chelsea beating Keana James clean.
Speaker 1: Do we still have a last chance qualifier?
Speaker 2: No, they're right now on Wikipedia they're advertising Julia versus
Speaker 2: last Legend for that last spot.
Speaker 1: Oh so I do get lash Okay, Okay, that's cool. No, seriously,
Speaker 1: I thought, like, I bro, I don't know what's going
Speaker 1: on in National nash Lash and Nia right now, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know either. Are they in the tag scene?
Speaker 2: Are they still friends? We don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who do you put for that last spot? If
Speaker 1: they're average?
Speaker 2: If we're getting an advertised Julia lash and Friday Night SmackDown.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to tease a little dissension
Speaker 1: between the two women, put Lash them there. But by
Speaker 1: all rights, Julia probably deserves it. Well she get a
Speaker 1: big ovation in Minneapolis, Minnesota for SummerSlam. Probably not, But
Speaker 1: why why the hell's Blakeman rode on in this match?
Speaker 2: Because they have yet to debut her. They're just making
Speaker 2: her a mean girl that beats up people backstage.
Speaker 1: So she's basically like she's stay like remember when they
Speaker 1: used to have oh god, Nicki ash or Nicki whatever
Speaker 1: the hell her name was. Yeah, Like she would just
Speaker 1: look behind like she was stay in the background, and
Speaker 1: she'd just be like looking at people. I guess it's
Speaker 1: Blakeman roux if she comes out and also jumps them.
Speaker 1: Pretty much, did she do anything on Friday Night by
Speaker 1: the way, Blake.
Speaker 2: Monroe, No, it's just putting targets on people like Tiffy.
Speaker 1: And supposedly we're gonna be getting a lot of Vis
Speaker 1: to smack. I don't know if you heard about that. Supposedly,
Speaker 1: this whole underground match is going to be your swan
Speaker 1: song X.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we have to we have to get her
Speaker 2: up into the main roster or something.
Speaker 1: Oh and it makes sense because Damien's on that roster too,
Speaker 1: so the husband or the boyfriend and the girlfriend mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And she dropped the she lost her tag title with
Speaker 2: a mister Iguana too, So yeah, they're gonna have her
Speaker 2: focus on the main roster.
Speaker 1: Eddie. I know, I said, Lola of Vis, but you
Speaker 1: put that thing in your pants away.
Speaker 2: I know, I love uh, you know, Latin mommy booty,
Speaker 2: but damn calm down, sir. So Lash Legend or Julia
Speaker 2: get in that spot? Who want? You want Julia to
Speaker 2: get this?
Speaker 1: But I think it's gonna be Julia. And then.
Speaker 2: We're going into this ladder match.
Speaker 1: If we're assuming right with Julia, Tiffy, Jay, Chelsea.
Speaker 2: Charlotte and Julia. If Julia gets a spot or Lash
Speaker 2: gets the spot, who would you want as your interim
Speaker 2: champion until Ria comes back?
Speaker 1: Charlotte burn this mother, Charlotte. Now this this is actually
Speaker 1: a hard one for me to predict. I really don't
Speaker 1: have a this is gonna be a shoot at the
Speaker 1: wall kind of thing.
Speaker 2: I honestly, do you want to give another bone to
Speaker 2: Minnesota and give Tiffy a double championship status even though
Speaker 2: she's no.
Speaker 1: I don't care if we're in Minnieapolis or not. She
Speaker 1: can she can go gymnasts grass on out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she can keep that US title and just get
Speaker 2: beat down by Blake Monroe and lose lose to her.
Speaker 1: I know fans will love it if Chelsea Green one,
Speaker 1: but let's not. Let's be honest your folks. That's that's
Speaker 1: not happened. Or do we get the run back to
Speaker 1: Charlotte and Rhea or run back with Jadeen Ria? So
Speaker 1: many possibilities. Yeah, I'm gonna pick Wrestling Soup's favorite wrestler,
Speaker 1: Charlotte Flair.
Speaker 2: Fuck it, I'm gonna go dark Horse. I want to
Speaker 2: Chelsea Green or or the mystery opponents to win at
Speaker 2: this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you see what Eddie said. Kelsey Green is
Speaker 1: just there to take the ridiculous ladder spot.
Speaker 2: Stop. She doesn't need to do it twice in the
Speaker 2: ladder match fipulation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you two you two chalk. She's just there
Speaker 1: to take the spot whatever it is. Oh, Chelsea Green
Speaker 1: bringing home the bacon. Since Matt Cardona can't work on
Speaker 1: this card, definitely two nights. Matt Cardona can't get a like. Seriously, man,
Speaker 1: a lot of our SmackDown guys get the shaft, dude,
Speaker 1: Ricky Saints, Carmelo Phoenix, the one I just named.
Speaker 2: Right So you're thinking Charlotte, I'm thinking Jade, or you're
Speaker 2: thinking of Chelsea Green or I'm thinking of Chelsea Green
Speaker 2: or the mystery opponent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then hopefully next year for ww unreal, we
Speaker 1: can hear them talking about Chelsea Green again and oh
Speaker 1: she wasn't ready for this. I'm Michael Hayes can have
Speaker 1: his moment again.
Speaker 2: Right right.
Speaker 1: Now, we're to the meat the potato. Speaking of wrestling,
Speaker 1: Sweep's David Wrestler Seth Kobe Lopez rawlins versus Roman Leaky rains.
Speaker 2: Ugh, We're we go from here, guys. I said the
Speaker 2: same thing with Cody. Just like Roman Roman needs to
Speaker 2: go buy Bys in the car to promote the Street
Speaker 2: Fighter movie. We really don't need him as world champion.
Speaker 2: That just means we're gonna have to deal with Seth
Speaker 2: jin Jin. Yeah that that that Seth with the world
Speaker 2: title again until someone beats him for it. Hope, maybe
Speaker 2: maybe Samuel will throw get thrown a bone and have
Speaker 2: the face. He's the number one contender status to face.
Speaker 1: Uh Seth, who's the heel and who's the baby face
Speaker 1: in this match?
Speaker 2: God, I want to say sets the face since he
Speaker 2: has no one to back him up and Roman has
Speaker 2: the bloodline army.
Speaker 1: Oh so Seth already dropped the pre street profits. That
Speaker 1: was like a little experiment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, both the street profits knocked up their lives.
Speaker 2: They're going on maternity leave. I guess that's the case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, equal rights, equal equal left s here,
Speaker 1: maybe can get an attornity to leave too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fans of the baby faces, Yeah, because we got to
Speaker 1: suffer and watch this. I will say I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to this morning. I am seeing funking Cody Rhoades.
Speaker 2: I know they're throwing so much like promo time for
Speaker 2: them and everything under the sun.
Speaker 1: I mean you just need to you just need to
Speaker 1: know one thing, the shield, the chair shot, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the whole story.
Speaker 2: And then Seth like claiming that oh that DQ in
Speaker 2: was a win for me. I was like, was it
Speaker 2: you got the shit kicked out of you and a
Speaker 2: chair spot in the back and you still didn't walk
Speaker 2: out with the championship and Roman got to go home?
Speaker 2: Was that Was that a moral win for you, buddy, dude?
Speaker 1: I just realized. I think we've got insessed in Roman
Speaker 1: at all the big pay per view events except the
Speaker 1: Survivor series.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: We've gotten him at Royal Rumble, We've got him at
Speaker 1: Money in the Bank, We've had him at WrestleMania, and
Speaker 1: now we're gonna have it a SummerSlam. They're running that
Speaker 1: like uh you know. I was gonna say they're running
Speaker 1: to like scene on Orton, but they still ain't running
Speaker 1: into the ground like scene Orton.
Speaker 2: I love how to use the Vegas Money in the
Speaker 2: Bank where he won Seth beat Roman for the title
Speaker 2: even though he got cashed in on by their other
Speaker 2: buddy from the Shield.
Speaker 1: All that night where everybody at some point from the
Speaker 1: Shield had a world title. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where the
Speaker 1: title got hot potato. Yeah. I don't think so, Eddie.
Speaker 1: I don't think they've been in war games against each other.
Speaker 2: I don't think so either. I don't even remember if
Speaker 2: Seth was even in a War Games match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: M hmm, It's not gonna be for a long time.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm being honest on that one.
Speaker 1: That was uh a this match. I feel like everything
Speaker 1: in that promo last night, from what I overheard in
Speaker 1: the background, only what I need to know that Roman
Speaker 1: is winning. The fact that Seth Rowlands has to keep
Speaker 1: reminding us about the you never beat me, you never
Speaker 1: beat me, even though that was kind of the story
Speaker 1: that Royal Rombo match too. Yeah, it's like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna let your kids down. You're gonna let this like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell your kids that daddy never beat Seth Rawlings, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never beat me. I costed you the championship. I've
Speaker 2: always been the thorn in your side for all these years.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, yeah, Roman needs to get his
Speaker 2: come up ins on this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, Roman's gonna win. All will be right
Speaker 1: for Wrestling Soup in their universe, or maybe it won't be.
Speaker 1: Maybe they don't like Roman reigns. I don't know. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: but yes, uh, Coby Lopez won't be winning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it, Roman, I'll give it to Roman, maybe
Speaker 2: maybe he'll be the press junkin holding that world title
Speaker 2: going into Street Fighter the movie, Cody's not the other
Speaker 2: champion then Roman is playing one of the cooler characters
Speaker 2: from the Street Fighter franchise. Anyways.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, all of a sudden, the music hits,
Speaker 1: you know, the lights go out, you hear the lab
Speaker 1: of an engine, and Dean Ambrose comes out and makes
Speaker 1: us return, which.
Speaker 2: You won't, No, you won't, No, you won't. But yeah,
Speaker 2: the only way he'll come out is like if the
Speaker 2: w W pays for the rights to have Wild Thing
Speaker 2: play in the background, he's coming for the crop.
Speaker 1: Which aw started to pay. Stop paying for the rights
Speaker 1: were like two years ago. Like I think Tony con
Speaker 1: does this thing. When he does it, does it for
Speaker 1: like a year or two years, and he's like after that,
Speaker 1: unless it's Orange ca it's like orange cast, you can
Speaker 1: have whatever song you want. I'll keep paying for it.
Speaker 1: The other people like when the Young Bucks and Kenny
Speaker 1: had carry on My Wayward Son. That didn't last very long.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that Summer Slam predictions, folks, Yep, we got
Speaker 1: the return of our scene. Since you're working, are you
Speaker 1: watching night one. I have no idea. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm going to a friend's house.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch it with you jokers in the chat
Speaker 2: at Wrestling Soup. I'll figure it out when we get there.
Speaker 2: What about you, sir?
Speaker 1: Same Night one, I'm joining True Nation who is in
Speaker 1: here in the chat for a watch party. Mm okay,
Speaker 1: she's just celebrating his birthday in Summer Slam. So he's
Speaker 1: doing the stream yard thing like we do. He's having
Speaker 1: a couple of people on.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing for night too, though,
Speaker 1: I don't know about Night two.
Speaker 2: Yet, so I'll figure it out when we get there.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're gonna ask their work, like can I
Speaker 1: turn on ESPN? Of ESPN like I heard last night
Speaker 1: pointed out this is the first paper you in a
Speaker 1: while that they're not doing the first hour in ESPN
Speaker 1: for free.
Speaker 2: Good because there shouldn't be giving away the fucking card,
Speaker 2: the good parts of the card.
Speaker 1: I would have I would have laughed if they would
Speaker 1: have did a hell of the cell the first hour
Speaker 1: for free. So dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can be building cars for ESPN just to
Speaker 2: get like free TV.
Speaker 1: Eddie you watch yourself. Dang, and there's gonna be children there. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't be a bad Voto mh So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was pretty much our predictions. Uh take it
Speaker 2: or leave it on that one. Yeah, it's the opinions
Speaker 2: of us versus you guys. So maybe you'll laugh at
Speaker 2: us if we're wrong on some of our predictions or
Speaker 2: not or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's all parents have been a million
Speaker 1: other prediction shows that's gonna happening between yesterday and you know, Friday.
Speaker 1: We're just one of the many that you choose to
Speaker 1: watch today.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And we got add to the game today because Jeff
Speaker 1: Fusa is off and I'm on disability. So so then
Speaker 1: I got a recovery of Yeah, any that's what you've
Speaker 1: said before. You you drink in front of kids. Don't
Speaker 1: give me that you smoke in front of kids too.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I don't smoke weed. That one time,
Speaker 1: my buddy, you smoke weed. Yeah, we'll be back Friday
Speaker 1: night because obviously Summer slams this week, we're gonna be Friday.
Speaker 1: I think we're back to Friday for a while because
Speaker 1: we got Summer Slam and then UFC pay per view
Speaker 1: the week after that, and so we're locked again on Friday.
Speaker 1: It's after doing our Saturday instance, so expect us back
Speaker 1: Friday eight thirty time. Yeah, oh, hang on Friday eight
Speaker 1: thirty okay Pacific. Yeah you said it. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: hopefully smack that keeps me in two hours? Right yeah,
Speaker 1: f them kids.
Speaker 2: Max, All right, thanks later, hanging out.
Speaker 1: We got plugs, Jeff, We're gonna damn plugs. You plug
Speaker 1: your plug?
Speaker 2: Does she need does she need my plug? Because she
Speaker 2: did beat me in a couple of rounds of the
Speaker 2: new Marvel Fighting game.
Speaker 1: You plug your little friend. I'll call her a little person.
Speaker 1: I won't call her the other word. Oh no, she
Speaker 1: was very short. That's she is very short.
Speaker 2: I can probably put a drink on the top of
Speaker 2: her head and I laugh and probably get punched by
Speaker 2: her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was speaking of before you plug your
Speaker 1: real quick for some reason, and I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a thick account. I don't know because me shouting or
Speaker 1: you shouting her out or what. But I got a
Speaker 1: YouTuber that's followed me on Twitter this week.
Speaker 2: Oh so, Sylvia Rabina. She is one of my close
Speaker 2: friends in real life, but she is also a YouTuber
Speaker 2: personality on YouTube. She does variety gaming art, you know,
Speaker 2: reads books sometimes, but lately she's been doing more on
Speaker 2: the gaming stuff side. I think she was teasing on
Speaker 2: a showing footage of the new UH Marvel fighting game
Speaker 2: A Token Fighting Souls. We had a good I had
Speaker 2: a good time playing a couple of rounds and we
Speaker 2: were back to forth. I won most of these matches,
Speaker 2: by the way, we did not record them, but I did. Oh,
Speaker 2: now you won most of I thought she kicked your ass.
Speaker 2: She being me in a few, but I think she's
Speaker 2: supposed to do some. She would recorded some footage of
Speaker 2: the gameplay as well during the beta weekend before this
Speaker 2: game comes out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you're on YouTube and you're looking for if
Speaker 2: you're looking to dowb on into the YouTuber space, she's
Speaker 2: one of the she's trying to be that up and
Speaker 2: comer for that. Check her out Sylvia Verbina on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Please guys, don't get weird so you get a woman
Speaker 1: on YouTube, she's spoken for it. That doesn't give you
Speaker 1: free rein to come up in her business. I've seen
Speaker 1: it happen too many times on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're looking at you uh, mister Jeff Lipman.
Speaker 1: Hell, it could be Eddie. You know, give Eddie a
Speaker 1: couple of drinks.
Speaker 2: Don't know she is spoking for She is spoking for guys.
Speaker 1: We got wrestling Soup because Wrestling Soup and Evil Does
Speaker 1: Jeff Littman, Well, I'm threatening to replace with Trace Trace
Speaker 1: Dos or Evil Trace if he's not gonna straighten up
Speaker 1: his aw predictions. So thanks to those three. Because of them,
Speaker 1: we have a little platform to do this show on.
Speaker 1: They provide the audio platform. I do my best the
Speaker 1: video platform. That's a nice little peanut butter and jelly situation, right,
Speaker 1: So check them out. They probably even might even be
Speaker 1: live right now. They're live almost every day of the
Speaker 1: week Barron Weekends. They're gonna be live this Saturday, possibly Sunday,
Speaker 1: both nights with John Draper Revan SummerSlam. I know he'll
Speaker 1: be there for one night. I don't know if he'll
Speaker 1: be there for both, but as far as John Draper,
Speaker 1: check out Spitball Media, Wrestling Soup and Friendos on Spreaker, Apple, Spotify,
Speaker 1: Wrestling Soup Proper on Patreon, and Discord, Don Tony Show,
Speaker 1: Rest in Peace, Kevin Castle, The Minorities, Report who they
Speaker 1: just advertise, let me know they're gonna have Jeff liming
Speaker 1: on on August the eighth. Oh, so look up for that.
Speaker 1: That's next Saturday, I believe.
Speaker 2: Oh by the way, Max, things are hanging out and
Speaker 2: everyone else in the chat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for sweating like a Tijuana hooker and eat
Speaker 1: there man go cue than you. Yes, shout out to
Speaker 1: Hollywood Hangouts box Manu again. Minorities Report, catch them this Saturday,
Speaker 1: catch them most Saturdays. Yes, two weeks from now. Jeff Lynmon,
Speaker 1: douse they need some non minorities on the Minorities Report,
Speaker 1: so I don't hang on Jeff Lemmon might be a minority.
Speaker 1: Damn near a minority. And then you know when when
Speaker 1: when are we coming? Max? When are we coming? August
Speaker 1: thirty fifth? Are we coming on there?
Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna have ours on the February twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: Guys, uh check out Fatty three sixteen from the Bayu Geeks.
Speaker 1: He's on again, off again with this relationship with YouTube.
Speaker 1: He just dropped the premiere that was non live. So
Speaker 1: I was sitting there in the video talking to myself
Speaker 1: until Max let me know, Hey, this isn't live. It's
Speaker 1: just the premiere, right, So the go fund me, I
Speaker 1: haven't checked it recently, but I think it's still up there.
Speaker 1: The go fund me for Jessica Wright, doctor Brian Wright's wife,
Speaker 1: her brother in arms, that AICO bills suck and she's
Speaker 1: recovering from cancer and a lot of other things that's happened,
Speaker 1: and so if you can, And Jeff Linman's trying to
Speaker 1: get this telethon started with do you read me anything
Speaker 1: about that? Women's trying to get us to do a telethon?
Speaker 1: Can we do a Leeds play? I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the only way we can contribute. Now. He had an idea,
Speaker 1: like he's trying to get like sixteen people if we
Speaker 1: can and we can each do like two hour shifts
Speaker 1: and like it would just be non stop wrestling content
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: We can boot up w W two K.
Speaker 1: I mean I've literally pictured like you remember that did
Speaker 1: you ever watch Full House? Remember the telephone episode? Like
Speaker 1: that's what it's gonna be. Like You're you'll be Stephanie Tanner,
Speaker 1: I'll be Michelle Tanner, like Jeff can be Danny Tanners. It.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, We're just we're just not gonna have a
Speaker 2: uncle Jesse Uncle Joey.
Speaker 1: No, Uncle Joey is Chuck.
Speaker 2: Uh Kimmy Gibbler spot.
Speaker 1: Uh Jimmy Gibbler. I don't know that could be Anna,
Speaker 1: he could be Kimmy Gibler. Oh no, so uh yes,
Speaker 1: we'll be back Friday. Anybody else I've forgot to shout out,
Speaker 1: Oh Fools Gold podcast. Yeah, I said it mats your enemy,
Speaker 1: the Fools Gold with your boy Chris, Joe Money and
Speaker 1: Rick in Baltimore. They are friends of the Minority Reports,
Speaker 1: and one of them is the cost Minority Reports. They
Speaker 1: just dropped their second episode of Fools Gold where the
Speaker 1: picture of the show is a nice, big fat sandwich,
Speaker 1: but they don't talk about big fat sandwiches. And catch
Speaker 1: Teddy Valentino at your local Ohio strip clubs. You can
Speaker 1: catch Jeff at the casino. Bug him.
Speaker 2: No, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I guess that's it. Yeah, thanks Jack, thanks for showing.
Speaker 2: Up right, Thanks ringing out with us. You could have
Speaker 2: been anywhere else, but you're here on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Yes, Joe Nichols, he could have been anywhere else on
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. Oh d r w C show. We can't
Speaker 1: forget about them. Earlier, I think Reynolds has still got
Speaker 1: like a weak hiatus left and then he comes back.
Speaker 1: So get your ass back there, Reynolds.
Speaker 2: I know, Chalk, we can. If you need some guests hosts,
Speaker 2: well we'll probably fill in. So yeah, then we'll go
Speaker 2: five hours, I know, right later, people's all right later, guys,
Speaker 2: Thanks bringing out