WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.359 From workhouse connect in aj Benze. 2 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:05.559 Fame. 3 00:00:06.280 --> 00:00:08.000 Uh, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and 4 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:10.400 play really dirty, kinky sex games. 5 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:13.839 He's uh the guy put the cock in the peacock network. 6 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:18.640 Okay, bitch, hey, everybody, aj Benzi here, what's fame is it? 7 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:18.920 Bitch? 8 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:23.199 This is your daily Unfiltered podcast for June third, twenty 9 00:00:23.239 --> 00:00:26.199 twenty six, six three two o two six. I have 10 00:00:26.280 --> 00:00:29.879 now entered my sixty fifth year. Miam Maria would always 11 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:33.240 use that type of logic when it came to birthdays. 12 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:34.359 Well, how old? 13 00:00:34.399 --> 00:00:37.039 Well I was born in nineteen ten, it's nineteen seventy, 14 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:39.880 so my fifty first year a Mary year? 15 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:40.280 Fifty? 16 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:42.039 What the fuck your fifty first year? We were also 17 00:00:42.079 --> 00:00:43.719 on your mother's stomach for nine months. But well, you're 18 00:00:43.719 --> 00:00:47.880 gonna add down on two. That's the way I do it. 19 00:00:47.920 --> 00:00:49.479 Okay, that's the way she does it. You had that. 20 00:00:50.079 --> 00:00:53.960 Everybody roll her eyes. But she made it past sixty 21 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:54.439 four born? 22 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:56.560 Did she ever still walking up and down the bull 23 00:00:56.600 --> 00:00:59.359 of everybody knowing Mary walking to work, walking to she 24 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:02.119 take me in a carriage? Shoot, I mean took the 25 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:05.879 kids to Manhattan from Brooklyn. They didn't walk, but they 26 00:01:05.879 --> 00:01:08.599 ever had a lot of energy, big calves. My friends 27 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:10.439 Freddie Marine would always say, look at the calves. I 28 00:01:10.480 --> 00:01:13.719 wish I could have had Mary's calves. We gotta do 29 00:01:13.799 --> 00:01:16.239 some some exercise on a cave. 30 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:18.760 So quick health update. 31 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:21.280 Now that I'm officially old man, I got even more 32 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:24.959 pills to take. Not the fun pills, just the pills 33 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:28.439 to keep you moving, keep you alive. He doesn't know 34 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:30.560 what to fight. I'm you know, do you think of 35 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:32.640 an antibiotic? I said, well, you tell me. He says, well, 36 00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:34.319 I'm looking at he did all these tests on me. 37 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:35.200 I think. 38 00:01:35.239 --> 00:01:38.159 I said before, my liver and kidney numbers are fine. 39 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:40.519 I said, you maybe you want to take that again. 40 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:41.719 It's not a fine. 41 00:01:41.719 --> 00:01:43.680 They're right, But then when it's supposed to be, he says, 42 00:01:43.719 --> 00:01:46.480 you're low. Your platelet's low, you're white and blood platelet's 43 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:48.799 a low. So you redeem me slightly. You need if 44 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:51.480 you've got to figure this out, and he says, you know, 45 00:01:51.640 --> 00:01:53.120 you know, I'll give you. I said, can I get 46 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:55.719 to be twelve shot? So he gave me his be 47 00:01:55.879 --> 00:02:01.079 twelve shot? And if you try benefits, it makes too tired, doc, 48 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:03.879 you know, I said, I just feel every like I'm 49 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:06.719 tired and I feel sata, he said, I know the 50 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:09.159 words to My father was half Italian. I remember we 51 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:10.919 took me to the track and he would always call 52 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:13.000 the dumb people's the slow people's do noads. 53 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:15.400 I said, that's the way I feel. I got out 54 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:17.240 of the car. Do I have my keys? My while 55 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:18.039 in my pocket? Wait? 56 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:22.960 Let me check it's my chapter. It's like ridiculous, But 57 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:23.719 that's old age. 58 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:23.960 I think. 59 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:25.879 I think it just hits us after years of just 60 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:29.360 banging out life, especially the way I did. So I'm 61 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:32.360 happy to be here, uh you know, but it was 62 00:02:32.439 --> 00:02:35.280 an interesting few days and I don't feel nearly as 63 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:39.199 bad as I did. So whatever I'm taking seems to 64 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:43.080 be doing the trick. And you know, I'll keep my 65 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:45.240 fingers crossed. But I'm glad to be back talking to 66 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:47.840 you guys again. And obviously today's a special day. It's 67 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:50.439 my birthday. Many of you have called, texted and email, 68 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:51.520 which is really special. 69 00:02:52.199 --> 00:02:55.000 I never really what do you? You know? What can 70 00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:55.439 I bow you? 71 00:02:55.439 --> 00:02:57.319 I don't want not not you guys family, but I 72 00:02:57.360 --> 00:03:00.280 don't want gifts and fucking gifts. Come on, I'm too 73 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:03.120 old for a gift. You know, so uh, I like, 74 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:04.800 you know, I like to see my family. I like 75 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:08.800 to see the kids and uh, you know, a nice meal, 76 00:03:09.199 --> 00:03:13.120 you know, some emails, some calls from ex'es and loved ones. 77 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:16.080 That's great. And my buddy's called I love. That chucks 78 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:20.080 me up a little bit because sometimes that's the strongest love. 79 00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:20.400 You know. 80 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:23.759 The people that you went through life with, went crazy with, 81 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:29.439 railed against, screamed dad, were tended to all those different emotions. 82 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:31.800 The fact that we can be this age and still 83 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:35.319 you know, reach out to one another is special. And look, 84 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:37.039 I might get a little cry baby ish toward the 85 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:39.360 end of the show, just relaxed. There's no alcohol in 86 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:43.599 my system. I know that goes around the fucking uh 87 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:47.120 what do you call it? The laundry pole. Just everything's fine. 88 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:50.479 I'm just it's my birthday. I think at Jackie June second, 89 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:53.800 Johnny Boy, Calvani June second, dog Gypsy June second, there's 90 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:55.960 a lot of my mind, like I remember those people 91 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:59.159 and when they when they're dead, it's it's ten times worse. 92 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:02.840 So I'm not gonna talk too much about that, but 93 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:06.360 I do want to say that every birthday Johnny Boy 94 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:07.360 would always play. 95 00:04:07.719 --> 00:04:10.280 He would just call me, not even talk. He would 96 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:10.919 just play. 97 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:13.919 The Beatles song you say, it's your birthday, Dan, and 98 00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:17.759 it's my birthday too, yeah Dan, And they would just 99 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:19.279 hang the funnel. 100 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:21.519 I'd see him later that night. But that was our greeting. 101 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:23.920 And every June second, Jackie and I would go to 102 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:27.759 Magiano's where he worked, and and then we'd have a 103 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.040 nice steak and lobster or whatever the fuck we want, 104 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:32.399 you know. And uh, that was our birthday gift to 105 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:35.600 one another. Rosalie calls me here, well, how did the 106 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:37.680 doctor go? What are you doing? At a long conversation 107 00:04:37.959 --> 00:04:39.759 old men talk? I said, I got so many fucking 108 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:42.560 pills in the medicine cabinet. Now people would I used 109 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:46.399 to have a few bottles just for fun. Now let's 110 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:49.680 all stay alive pills. And uh, she said, I know 111 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:53.199 we're all there a jay blah blah bah. So she goes, 112 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:56.240 I send you something. It's gonna come Thursday, all right, 113 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:56.959 Should I. 114 00:04:56.879 --> 00:04:58.680 Tell you what it is? I said, why don't even 115 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:01.240 buy something? Yeah? I don't. I got too many clothes. 116 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:01.720 It's okay. 117 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:03.480 I wear a T shirt. I wear black T shirts. 118 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:05.560 That's all I wear in shorts. Now, it's not that 119 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:07.399 I'm gonna tell you. All right, go ahead tell me. 120 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:11.439 I got you two frozen pies from John's Peeker Bleaker Street, 121 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:14.800 our favorite people, sausage and garlic. Johnny Brow he was 122 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:16.199 just hanging the phone or be after you say it's 123 00:05:16.199 --> 00:05:18.319 your birthday, and Jack and I would have dinners together. 124 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:20.879 That was wonderful. But other than that, I don't want. 125 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:23.040 Oh, so Rosie says, I brought you two pizzas from 126 00:05:23.079 --> 00:05:26.120 John's Pizza from Bleaker Street, our favorite pie, sausage and garlic. 127 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:28.120 I said, oh, row, those are expensive. I know what 128 00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:30.759 that costs. She did it once in Chicago, and uh, 129 00:05:31.759 --> 00:05:34.920 that means won't be than anything my past. That's where 130 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:38.360 I got the nickname Pope. John's was something and all 131 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:41.360 my family goes there. Our great friend Joey Calucci took 132 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:46.920 us there in the early days in the eighties. Never 133 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:49.000 I never heard of a pizza, but just sold pies 134 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:52.000 and those slices. And when Jack was really ill and 135 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:55.959 it's slung Kettering Hospital in Manhattan. It's a tough operation 136 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:59.399 for cancer. And Joey was there because they're like best 137 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:04.600 friends forever. We love their family and so the docs says, look, 138 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:07.759 he's fine, he's gonna be resting for Oh. So when 139 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:09.439 they took the surgery, the three of us go down 140 00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:11.959 to John's Pizza from fifty, I don't know, fifty eighth 141 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.680 Street all the way to the village to get sausage 142 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:17.480 and garlic pie. It's always like, you're gonna love this pie. 143 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:19.439 We stink of garlic so bad. When we get back 144 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:22.360 to the hospital, Jack's being wheeled into his room. Doctor says, 145 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:24.120 he's gonna be fine. You could talk to him. He's 146 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.120 got a rest for all. So we've been down to 147 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:27.439 talk to him Jack. 148 00:06:27.519 --> 00:06:27.720 Jack. 149 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:29.399 The doctor says, she's gonna be fine, and he goes. 150 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:32.079 He goes, what the fuck did you eat? This is 151 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:34.959 right out of surgery. Anesthesia is still percolating his system. 152 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:37.879 But that pie came with to sink my teeth into it. 153 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:41.519 It's gonna be tremendous that those are gifts that in sherifish. 154 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:44.439 You know, that's more than anything to me. So anyhow, 155 00:06:46.519 --> 00:06:49.160 let me start the show by saying, uh, you know, 156 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:53.279 no matter what I do, I can never get away 157 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:56.639 from all these celebrities talk. You know, don't mind you. 158 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:59.759 I've been at this a long time. Never have celebrities 159 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:01.920 talks so much as that's talking now, because we're getting 160 00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:05.639 down to their real personal lives and some people are 161 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:08.040 going right to the edge but not taking you over 162 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:10.439 the edge. And you know me, I don't. I never 163 00:07:10.600 --> 00:07:13.000 not give a name, I never not tell a complete story. 164 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:15.199 I give you everything, even when I'm the bad guy, 165 00:07:15.439 --> 00:07:16.360 I tell you everything. 166 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:17.879 That's just why I am. 167 00:07:18.639 --> 00:07:20.439 Some people want to get you to the edge and 168 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:23.399 they just leave you there dangling like, Okay, what's the 169 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:24.040 story though? 170 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:25.839 Hit that? I hate that shit. 171 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:28.959 It's the sound of celebrities voices talking about their lives 172 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:30.480 and they're not giving you the full story. 173 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:33.279 It's just grating to me. Gotta wash my hands with them. 174 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:37.439 I can't them like Paul Slovino and Raliota and Goodfellas 175 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:40.399 such an Italian thing. I gotta wash my hands. Yet 176 00:07:41.079 --> 00:07:43.120 maybe it isn't, but I only hear Italian say it. 177 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:46.839 But if you remember that movie, and if you haven't 178 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:49.079 seen it, go away, because you. 179 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:50.040 Have to see that movie. 180 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:54.199 And Godfather in Bronxtail and Casino, come on, it's time. 181 00:07:54.800 --> 00:08:01.399 But Paul Slovino is talking to Raliota and Ray promises 182 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:04.879 him he's never gonna make money through drugs, as Manfiosa 183 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:06.800 is not gonna do it. He promises no drugs. So 184 00:08:06.839 --> 00:08:10.040 Savina's an old school guy, doesn't want drugs around because 185 00:08:10.040 --> 00:08:12.839 that's how guys gets how old guys get pinched. So 186 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:15.199 it's no, no, Paulie, I would never do that. And 187 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:16.720 he smacks him in the face and that's not in 188 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:19.000 the script, and you can see Leoda's beautiful blue eyes 189 00:08:19.040 --> 00:08:21.480 just perk up and look right right. 190 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:22.519 Into the camera. It's scary. 191 00:08:23.240 --> 00:08:25.319 And he warns him and I'm not getting pinch for 192 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:28.040 this shit the day. I'm too old for this shit. Yeah, PULLI, 193 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.279 I got you. But then later on the movie, Leota 194 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:33.320 gets pinched for selling drugs, a lot of drugs. He 195 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:35.879 gets hooked on his own shit and he has to 196 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:37.960 come crawling back to Savina because he's got no money. 197 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:42.000 He needs help, and Savino just listens to the story, 198 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:44.360 reaches in his pocket, gives them all the money. A 199 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:47.039 nice fat bank roll in one pocket is here, take 200 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:49.679 it now. I gotta wash my hands yet, and that's it, 201 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:53.080 and Liota slucks salt, you know, just has to soak 202 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:55.720 away and just walk away like I lost that friend 203 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:58.759 for sucking up. That's how some of these celebrities make 204 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:00.799 me feel. I want to say, I'm washing my hands 205 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:03.440 of you and your bullshit stories. W Britney Spier's got 206 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:05.679 a new hair do today. Kim Kardashian turned her on 207 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:07.720 to her stylist. Now that I have straight she's gonna 208 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:11.240 straighten her life out. These people are so vapid. Why 209 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:13.320 don't you gonna help all the fucking billions you're have? 210 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:14.320 In effect, get her. 211 00:09:14.279 --> 00:09:17.200 Help, take it to your house for a couple of weeks, 212 00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:19.519 go on vacation with her. Keep do something, tell her 213 00:09:19.519 --> 00:09:21.799 to get back on the meds. No, I'm gonna get 214 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:25.759 you a stylist. Oh Christ, at least her videos might 215 00:09:25.799 --> 00:09:29.080 look better, But for God's sake, do something that matters. 216 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:32.480 Imagine know how to drug issue him in the hospital. 217 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:34.480 Mike Canny, bring me a shirt and pairs with my parts? 218 00:09:34.480 --> 00:09:36.159 What the fuck is that gonna do for me? Or 219 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:37.440 a free facial when I get out? 220 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:42.080 Stupid? I don't know. I don't think they. 221 00:09:42.120 --> 00:09:44.399 I don't think they know these celebrities, nor do I 222 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:47.080 think they care that whatever. Some of them talk too much. 223 00:09:47.320 --> 00:09:49.120 They know they lose fans, so they gotta be careful. 224 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:51.720 It's all about who's following me, how many subscribers you've got. 225 00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:53.600 I gotta get this movie done, I gotta get this 226 00:09:53.600 --> 00:09:55.960 book published. I gotta be casting them. It's all about 227 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:59.679 who's following me, and that makes them think they're leaders. 228 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:04.840 But then I leaders. So glad, you know, like and 229 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:07.120 they have these opinions. How glad are we that we 230 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:09.879 didn't grow up knowing what Robert Mitcham thought about America, 231 00:10:10.159 --> 00:10:12.639 or what Gene Hackman felt of a Vietnam or who 232 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:16.840 Lee Marvin voted for. Well more importantly, what famous man 233 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:20.879 ever exposed himself to I don't know. Jessica Lyang, Deborah Winger, 234 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:26.080 take your pick. So today I see an article Kristen Cavalery. 235 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:28.320 I've always found sexy, even when she was on that 236 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:31.279 stupid show We're going to Beach whatever the fuck out. 237 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:34.000 I just remember her being popular boat then. She always 238 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:37.279 was sexy to me, and still looks good. You know, 239 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:39.279 had some work, got some tits thrown on the body. 240 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:42.000 Everybody does out here. It's no big deal. It's I 241 00:10:42.039 --> 00:10:45.080 got a new car, not just to pay the ass. 242 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:47.159 That's why she can't keep it. Man, that's pretty she 243 00:10:47.240 --> 00:10:51.000 might be so she and a lot of other celebrities 244 00:10:51.519 --> 00:10:53.879 like Hayden Pannetier. A couple of weeks back, they're talking 245 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:56.519 about how famous men tried to bed them. 246 00:10:57.120 --> 00:10:58.960 I went to a party. Hayden said that. 247 00:10:59.080 --> 00:11:01.080 My girlfriend said, coming bedroom is somebody who want to 248 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:03.039 meet And the man was in bed and he had 249 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:03.919 just says underwear on. 250 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:07.360 I gotta get out of here. Bullshit, honey. 251 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.759 If the guy was that powerful, you fucked him or 252 00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:11.480 you did something else where, you got and you got 253 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:14.080 in there because you know that money from heroes was 254 00:11:14.159 --> 00:11:17.679 gonna last forever, or you know Friday night lights whatever 255 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:20.120 that Nashville, that's the one Nashville. 256 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:23.000 They're all they're all talking at both sides of their mouths. 257 00:11:23.120 --> 00:11:27.559 They all are he wanted to bed meet? What a 258 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:31.399 shock in Hollywood. A pretty girl had a powerful man 259 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:32.600 come after it come on to her. 260 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:34.639 I can't believe it. Now. I've heard everything. 261 00:11:36.039 --> 00:11:37.799 But these people don't give they don't give a name. 262 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:41.279 They never give a name. They got no balls because 263 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:43.480 they want to keep going to parties. They want to 264 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:46.000 keep giving me invites, you know, or they want to 265 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:48.399 keep having sex with famous men. And then they want 266 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:50.919 those new famous men to think. They kiss and tell, 267 00:11:51.279 --> 00:11:53.440 so they just don't care about their stories. They care 268 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:55.799 about how it makes them look. Oh she still wanted 269 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:58.360 Oh men still want it, but don't tell us the 270 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:02.159 man's name. So she says this story in a podcast. 271 00:12:02.200 --> 00:12:03.919 I'm not gonna answer the podcast. I think it's called 272 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:06.759 Let's be honest. Who cares? You're probably making three times 273 00:12:06.799 --> 00:12:09.679 the money I make doing nothing being a nobody. But whatever, 274 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:13.559 So Cavalary says, I went out twice with a very 275 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:16.559 famous man maybe four years ago. Went to the Sunset 276 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:19.679 Tower Hotel, beautiful restaurant, great place, then at. 277 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:20.639 The Beverly Hills Hotel. 278 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:22.759 So you have two fucking hotels, honey, that should give 279 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:24.039 you an idea of what this guy wants to do. 280 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:29.320 We had really two really great dates. Okay, well good, 281 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:32.480 two of the best dates of my life. 282 00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:34.879 You would think on the second date they'd have sex 283 00:12:34.919 --> 00:12:37.720 if she was that enamored, But okay, whatever, she's a mommy. 284 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:40.120 Maybe she felt like, I can't do that. Got a 285 00:12:40.159 --> 00:12:41.279 little for the kids. I don't know. 286 00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:45.159 She says, they got a sweet. Okay, that right there, 287 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:48.519 you got a sweet, So you didn't. 288 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:51.679 No, I don't buy it. Did you sleep on the couch? 289 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:53.039 I don't buy it. 290 00:12:53.759 --> 00:12:55.840 We got a sweet We swam all day. We took 291 00:12:55.879 --> 00:12:59.039 showers separately, which I'm all for. I don't like showering. 292 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:01.399 I haven't showered a in one hundred years. I find 293 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:04.240 it so you don't get to write amount of water 294 00:13:04.360 --> 00:13:06.720 on you and having sex standing up. 295 00:13:06.720 --> 00:13:08.320 But that's doesn't work for me. 296 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:12.559 No, sholler separately, and then we ate dinner on a 297 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:13.720 patio for the second day. 298 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:16.679 Okay, And the mystery man. 299 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:19.879 She says, kept bringing up these insecurities about his body 300 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:22.679 that you know that you just want to get over 301 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:24.919 with when you first start dating somebody. At the time, 302 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:27.279 she said, the guy goes out of the blue, he goes, 303 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:28.480 I have a mole on my cock. 304 00:13:29.480 --> 00:13:32.279 It's not like that bad, but it's it's noticeable. Can 305 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:35.279 I just show it to you? Ye? So he pulls 306 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:39.919 it out, she says, first time I've ever seen it. Lie, Lie, Lie. 307 00:13:40.279 --> 00:13:40.919 She has kids. 308 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:44.000 Now, kids are gonna read all this shit podcasts and 309 00:13:44.159 --> 00:13:47.039 stories that up there forever, so she can't let the 310 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.200 kids know she's a Butana, I shouldn't even say that, 311 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:50.039 She's sayingle she could do. 312 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:52.679 What the fuck she wants. First time I've seen. 313 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:55.360 It, I don't see anything. I think you said. The 314 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:58.159 mark was more flesh code like a white mole, a 315 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:00.840 white molt. Run, get the fuck a white mull and 316 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:04.519 his penis. Get out of there. Didn't do anything with 317 00:14:04.559 --> 00:14:06.639 that dick that was in my face. Okay, she's so 318 00:14:06.799 --> 00:14:12.360 tough and self assured. She later decided that's probably what 319 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:14.919 he tells every girl to get his thing out of 320 00:14:15.000 --> 00:14:17.279 his pants, because once your think is out of your pants, 321 00:14:17.399 --> 00:14:19.120 it's pretty common to get intimate. 322 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:22.840 I'm not gonna say it again. They got intimate. 323 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.600 Put it away, we know, she tells the podcast host, 324 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:29.639 you know what that you know, you know that's what 325 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:35.240 he does to other girls. Okay, so, and this is mean, 326 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:39.120 This is mean, but I think you know, he's kind 327 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:41.960 of known for having a big one, and it wasn't 328 00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:46.519 that big. I think that's what the insecurity was really about. Okay, 329 00:14:46.720 --> 00:14:50.279 keep bashing, keep bashing, Go ahead, she said, can I 330 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:52.799 be honest with you? Changing out of a swimsuit, he 331 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:56.240 had the flattest ass and the horrible backne scars. We 332 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:59.399 got bigger fish to fry, buddy. That's one of my 333 00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:03.559 biggest That was the last time, I have a s 334 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:05.480 arm and she's so. 335 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:07.919 Glad she didn't do more than make out with him. 336 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:08.919 You did more. 337 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:13.399 She called him bad news, claiming she couldn't have dodged 338 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:15.759 a bigger bullet because he later revealed himself to be 339 00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:19.639 a full blown narcissist who wanted to control her. 340 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:22.000 But you never talked to him again, he thought, So, 341 00:15:22.039 --> 00:15:23.879 how do you know that? I don't get it. 342 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:26.960 She won't name this Celeberty says she doesn't want to 343 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:29.919 quote anyone to be able to pinpoint who this could be. 344 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:32.159 We get what that means when you don't want to name, 345 00:15:32.200 --> 00:15:35.519 so we understand what you're doing it for. And she's 346 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:39.399 never studied publicly about her dating hit. She never included 347 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:42.000 his name in her dating history. So that's really nice. 348 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:45.360 So you don't want to warn other girls who might 349 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:48.320 date this creepy guy, as you say, he is what 350 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:49.039 upenut a girl? 351 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:53.759 Palla women stick together? Feminist feminism? How about me too? 352 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:56.919 Is all that down the drain. Everything about this story 353 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:58.559 is alive. They're all full of shit. 354 00:15:59.080 --> 00:16:01.120 If my mother could have this stuff, she would say, 355 00:16:01.320 --> 00:16:05.320 your sister's asked with this one, which is like, you know, 356 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:06.759 I don't want to hear any more of this crap. 357 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:08.639 And my mother is the main reason why I fell 358 00:16:08.679 --> 00:16:10.360 in love with gossip, because she would sit there and 359 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:14.000 lick her fingers through three different newspapers and wrote a Barrett, 360 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:17.120 Liz Smith, Cindy Adams, and she would always talk to 361 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:20.000 me about who went to this, Who's who's having an affair, 362 00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:23.440 who's with this one? She loved Hollywood, So I know 363 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:26.399 I talk about it my father confiantly. But if my 364 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:29.440 mother's not reading me gossip pages at the kitchen table, 365 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:31.759 I'm eating cereal, what do I become? 366 00:16:31.879 --> 00:16:34.320 I don't know. Maybe I'm still the sports rather. 367 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:38.240 I don't know, but I would never have the stories 368 00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:42.879 I have, So thanks Mom, love you, but you know. 369 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:45.519 And then Joy O'Connell, who I like, I like. I 370 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:48.080 know he's a castrated man. I get it. He doesn't 371 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:50.759 want to rock the boat. He's got a ex supermodel wife, 372 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:54.320 Rebecca Romain, two nice daughters who are big liberals, and 373 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:55.639 so is his wife. 374 00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:58.200 And you know, I make fun of him. 375 00:16:58.279 --> 00:17:00.879 He's on some of these podcast that they put up 376 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:03.320 on the I don't know, Twitter or whatever one of 377 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:07.960 those platforms, and he's telling the story into a camera 378 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:10.000 to these two guys in the studio and I never 379 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:12.960 I never thought him to be very handsome, but he was. 380 00:17:13.039 --> 00:17:16.720 He looked really good, the dungaree jacket on a T shirt, 381 00:17:16.920 --> 00:17:20.880 and he was talking really quickly about you know, fifteen. 382 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:23.720 I mean, I always I love la. I came to like, 383 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:25.720 I got famous here. I'm in this town. I'm from 384 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:26.279 New York. You know. 385 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:28.559 I make a movie and suddenly I'm getting work and 386 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:31.240 I'm fifteen years in. I'm going to parties and we're 387 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:34.200 going to night clubs and I'm having sex with beautiful women. 388 00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:37.119 I mean, it was amazing, drinking, it was crazy. And 389 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:39.799 in one night I go to a party and uh, 390 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:42.079 you know, they came after me, and the host like who, 391 00:17:42.119 --> 00:17:44.160 he goes, who are the church? Because I don't want 392 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:45.519 to say name. I don't want to say I'm not 393 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:48.160 saying a name. I'm not saying a name. Of course, 394 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:50.359 it's the Church of Scientific Just say the fucking name 395 00:17:50.400 --> 00:17:51.720 and I'll tell you the story in a second. 396 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:54.960 They came after me. You gotta have balls. They didn't 397 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:57.599 shoot me, they didn't kill me. They don't want you. 398 00:17:57.640 --> 00:17:57.839 I know. 399 00:17:57.880 --> 00:17:59.680 He's got a great living. His wife makes a fortune. 400 00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:01.839 He does all himself to you don't want to rock 401 00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:05.119