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<v Speaker 1>I have been sent videos by fans. He doesn't use

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<v Speaker 1>the word fans, and he points out, look, you already

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<v Speaker 1>had Isabella living with this fucking guy with bees and

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<v Speaker 1>he threw you out of there. And now I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little concerned, and uh you know who what guys are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to introduce uh Isabella to next? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>fucking I'm a little concerned.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, this bro, it's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's start over.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's fine. I think I could fix it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, it's fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice? And where here to break down?

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<v Speaker 2>The season finale?

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<v Speaker 1>Up?

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<v Speaker 2>The valley is all.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, by the way, you know, I met the guy

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<v Speaker 2>that owns Rocos Leo Leo. I completely forgot to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and him had to probably sat down with each

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<v Speaker 2>other for about half an hour. I went over to

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<v Speaker 2>watch England get crucified in the World Cup by Argentina

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<v Speaker 2>at Rocos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I assume you said, you know Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, mm hmm. He had lots of zombie tales

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<v Speaker 2>for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, very talkative guy. I love Leo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was great, sweetheart. Why did I bring that up? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson used to own the place well well place next

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<v Speaker 2>door and Jackson's not on the show anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Okay, as long as we're bringing this stuff up,

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<v Speaker 1>don't point at me. Sorry, you know what Danny pointed

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<v Speaker 1>at Jason. Yeah, got a drink thrown at him.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, a drink. It was a cup, a cup thrown

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<v Speaker 2>at him with maybe a thimbles worth of melted ice

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. It was rude.

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<v Speaker 2>It was rude. But Nia went around the party and went,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I mean he had a drink for

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<v Speaker 2>except Janet threw a drink in his face. These people

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<v Speaker 2>do not support us.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they don't. I was at Laurel Tavern.

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<v Speaker 2>Goal Righteous Gemstone, somewhere else. Then you are so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>She is, Oh hello, I was at Laurel Tavern on Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>my birthday. I was there on a day and time

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<v Speaker 1>that I should not be there because I'm bold.

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<v Speaker 2>But I what time?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine o'clock? Well, I stayed there till eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would have come to Laurel. I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I started the day out with.

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<v Speaker 2>Make well.

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<v Speaker 1>I started the day out with a bicycle bar crawl

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<v Speaker 1>with the dads.

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<v Speaker 2>That one I couldn't make.

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<v Speaker 1>It too and then they ditched me at about seven

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<v Speaker 1>thirty because they have responsibilities. Then I rode the bicycle

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<v Speaker 1>down to Laurel Tavern, yeah, and then met up with

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<v Speaker 1>my friends that i've been LA friends. Yeah yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when we got the party started. And then who

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<v Speaker 1>walks in? No Katie from h Vander Pump rolls Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruby's favorite, right, and then Spider Girl.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of younger extremely I don't even know if

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<v Speaker 1>they're attractive, they're just young people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're young.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just dressed to the nines, you know, all the new.

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<v Speaker 2>Leather or like flowy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just like trendy stuff. Yeah, I don't know, I'm old, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got the impression because there was some cameras

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<v Speaker 1>there that it could have been next gen LA because

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<v Speaker 1>you know they're actively filming that. Oh really, Because I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking, what is Katie and some of her friends

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<v Speaker 1>doing interacting with all these twenty five year olds?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, so I thought there might be some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of little crossover somehow bringing Katie into that world. It

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of fun, and they did this whole birthday

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<v Speaker 1>celebration filming thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Get to watch, you know how the sausage.

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<v Speaker 2>Just did Katie exude a kind of dark smoke throughout

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<v Speaker 2>the entire stablege.

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<v Speaker 1>Now she looked beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Oh that's great. All right, Well let's get into

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<v Speaker 2>because who cares? Who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's just fun to see.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, I'm not saying who cares about? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Adele. I gotta say, big Adele. Guy, she's doing

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<v Speaker 2>her thing. You know, you gotta respect the moxie. She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually not gonna do this. I'm gonna just hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>I have millions of dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>A fucking tour. Fuck that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm to be in my cottage and fucking read

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<v Speaker 2>and cook, just be with my children.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised she hasn't started a podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cut to Mick Jagger. I don't know why we

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't do her the world again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Need oxygen because you just got to this studio.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why those people, Jesus, they can't. They don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to sit still. Yeah, that's not normal for them.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know. But listen, we're here to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about the valley, and we're here to give our schneefs Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give this episode forty two schnefs for

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<v Speaker 2>one reason and one reason only. Natalie Natalie, who I

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<v Speaker 2>think is just now. When I say star, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>talking about a Kate Blenchatt, I'm not talking about a

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<v Speaker 2>star like that. But but but in the zip code

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<v Speaker 2>that we're in, being the show called the Valley, she

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<v Speaker 2>is a star. She needs to be on next season.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a must now to remind the audience. She

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<v Speaker 1>was on this episode, but she was on a previous

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<v Speaker 1>episode where Swartzy Yeah, pretended to act like he was

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<v Speaker 1>considering to go on a date with her where they

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<v Speaker 1>met up at.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Yes, Yes, and he while he's still in a

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<v Speaker 2>relationship with.

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<v Speaker 1>Iliad Iliad Moana, I forget her name.

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<v Speaker 2>She's too young, she's very young. She loves cookies, loves cookies,

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<v Speaker 2>loves geo catching, loves cocaine, absolutely adores cocaine, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>loves evidently just getting fucking laid on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Of no, have you seen him?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I know that you hate Schwartz, but we do

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<v Speaker 2>not bought the shame about this year.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not body shaming. Page six printed a story saying,

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<v Speaker 1>look at this fat slop. No, they did, Yes, they did.

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you the picture because of a little bat

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<v Speaker 1>he said to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but you didn't send me the article. You

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<v Speaker 2>just sent me the picture and you said, my god,

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<v Speaker 2>look at fat this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not.

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<v Speaker 2>Something along those lines, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm the one who broke this story. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at page six, copying me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I said something like, he looks happy because

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<v Speaker 2>you get fat, you are there. There are some dark

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<v Speaker 2>ways to get fat, and there are some really happy

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<v Speaker 2>ways to get fat. Agreed, Okay, I give it forty.

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<v Speaker 2>Natalie's a star keeper on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>This was well. First off, where I looked at my

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, I record it before I watch it,

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<v Speaker 1>watch like live, and I thought the running time was

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<v Speaker 1>an hour and a half and I was like, this show,

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<v Speaker 1>this show does not justify a forty two minute running time.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I saw it was just going to be

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, and I was like, thank god. And it

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<v Speaker 1>ended up being the best episode of the season, you

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<v Speaker 1>think by far. Really, Oh, we had drinks thrown.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a lot of meat out of this one. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my god, that's always so nice. We had Zach

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<v Speaker 1>standing up to Brittany he's no longer loyalty loyal to her. No, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>For his giant head at the reunion.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Andy throws him a look in that preview like

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, you are a little douche.

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<v Speaker 2>Andy is so annoyed by him fucking his gay giantism.

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<v Speaker 2>We have the proportions of that man. He looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a goddamn you know those fucking things. We don't body

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<v Speaker 2>shame on this parts, but he looks like one of

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<v Speaker 2>those fucking things that Odysseus fought in that fucking movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you haven't seen it, The Last Dragonians Giant tree

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<v Speaker 2>moving people. Don't spoil it, sorry man.

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<v Speaker 1>We had Jesse confront Michelle about dating another dude and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>probably a little too soon introducing her uh their daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tried to beat him on a technicality. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it really worked that well. But my favorite was

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse going, uh, we're gonna have some custody battles if

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't over what, you're gonna take custody because she

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<v Speaker 2>introduced her to somebody at it open ask Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, buddy, by the way, So my point is the

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<v Speaker 1>old Jesse showed up. Oh yeah, we haven't seen him

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<v Speaker 1>in a while.

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<v Speaker 2>He really snaps mm hmm. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then lastly, we had uh, what else did we

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<v Speaker 1>have here? We had a Jasmine calling someone a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you for coming to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Jasmine so thirsty for a storyline. Okay, I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>it to ninety two schneeps.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we start our episode with preparation for Brittany's

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<v Speaker 2>big Victorian vampire bonanza. Now, when we get to the party,

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<v Speaker 2>we were told last week that there were there was

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<v Speaker 2>going to be this kind of there was gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a baroque kind of like haunted man or vampire kind

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<v Speaker 2>of thing going on, and it was kind of just

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<v Speaker 2>it was kind of just a Halloween party with prescudo

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<v Speaker 2>on the heads of skulls, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was anyways, Well, I admired the fog machine

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<v Speaker 1>much like Luke did when he walked in. I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that is a pretty good fog machine. Luke is.

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<v Speaker 2>A village idiot, all right. First though, it's time for

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<v Speaker 2>the meeting of the alphas of this show. That's Laala

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<v Speaker 2>Neia Oh no.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no no. Before we get to LaRochelle,

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<v Speaker 1>which if we look down at the end of my street,

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<v Speaker 1>we can see the front of that La Rochelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, LaRochelle.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that how you say it? I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's on violent over here? No, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>right next to a cannabis stores. It's okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, okay, we do a little tricker treating

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<v Speaker 1>because BRIT's Halloween party was not.

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<v Speaker 2>On home no November one, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Britt is a tricker treater.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say, if you're gonna do a Halloween party

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<v Speaker 2>off Halloween the week before, totally agree. Can't come the

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<v Speaker 2>day after November?

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<v Speaker 1>First, take the decorations.

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<v Speaker 2>To Christmas party on the twenty seventh.

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<v Speaker 1>You do not do that. Do that three weeks before

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<v Speaker 1>it is totally fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, she takes a cruise out.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the insanity of that.

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<v Speaker 2>You understand that I have to bleep all of that? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>You said that with your chest all right?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was funny. He was in a hospital

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<v Speaker 2>time in the show, you know, Kristen's a little trepidacious

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<v Speaker 2>accusing you of protecting your drunk husband. Now she goes

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<v Speaker 2>into why being with Daniel, what it has to do

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<v Speaker 2>with that stuff, because on the outside nothing really, I

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, She explains that her troubled childhood and growing

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<v Speaker 1>on most of the rides of Disneyland. And Lala hears

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<v Speaker 2>That's fort Knox as a human being. I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>you're Nia, You're a CIA officer and a handler of

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<v Speaker 2>much so dislike you, but I want you to have

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<v Speaker 1>Totally agree. I Also, Nia's learning how to play this

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Lala, you have like three dimensions to your

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<v Speaker 2>Your one of them is ally, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. You're an ally. You're miss sexual and you

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<v Speaker 1>have to be and then you're you're also shitstr but

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<v Speaker 1>you are an ally. So I am going to throw

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<v Speaker 1>and I will defuse you immediately, which she did, and

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<v Speaker 1>Bear mode, and I was thinking, well, we all know bears, right,

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<v Speaker 1>then Mama Bear tells the forest all the animals, uh

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we all know that bears don't even drink malt liquor,

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<v Speaker 2>How could that be Mama Bear's cub aka husband?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're maintaining a metaphor, that's what.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you smoke?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Yeah, I just I was just yeah. Laala tells

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<v Speaker 1>us she likes to be she wants to be friends

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<v Speaker 1>with Lala now, but it's gonna be problematic because she

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<v Speaker 1>hates Danny and also he hates her, so that is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you not hate Danny? Okay, so hates a big word.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get to somebody who I actually do hate. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hate a big word. Luke, not malicious, just

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<v Speaker 2>one of the one of the true dumb dumbs on

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<v Speaker 2>this entire network. The the lack of emotional intelligence, like

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<v Speaker 2>bearing witness to people who have like really really like

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<v Speaker 2>harmfully low levels of emotional intelligence is really difficult to

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<v Speaker 2>endure sometimes, like it makes me feel so awkward. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>there's so there will be like an autistic person. So

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<v Speaker 2>to say that, of course that makes sense. But then

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<v Speaker 2>you have people that are just like incredibly under evolved,

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<v Speaker 2>like Luke, and you just go, how can people be

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<v Speaker 2>this wallheaded? You know, telling your wife let's go ahead

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<v Speaker 2>and have another baby, because I despise the version of

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<v Speaker 2>you that I've met over the last year so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to his words, bury her in the

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<v Speaker 2>ground in a coffin. Now, I'm sorry to get like,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I was too big about the whole emotion all.

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<v Speaker 2>It tells we brought autism into the fall. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what I was doing there, but it's hard to

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<v Speaker 2>watch Luke speak to his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how old he is, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>this might be. And I always speak about this in

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<v Speaker 1>generational terms because I think the well, I'm hopeful, optimistic,

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<v Speaker 1>we are raising each generation becomes smarter emotionally, at least

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<v Speaker 1>males do. Or well, how old is he?

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<v Speaker 2>But how old would the cutoff be for this kind

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<v Speaker 2>of behavior? Twenty six if you were being generous, twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>He's older.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he can still think these things, but you

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<v Speaker 1>just can't let it come out of your goddamn mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you can think them. It's the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>to think. I want to put that person, that version

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<v Speaker 2>of you, in a fucking coffin. It's the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>to think. But you cannot speak it, and speak it

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<v Speaker 2>as though it is a good incentive. He speaks it

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<v Speaker 2>as as as if it's something that's going to get

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<v Speaker 2>him on on, get her on his side of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Holy, this is ship. That's why men and women

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<v Speaker 1>are different. We have different brains. This is how men are. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid, Yes, we are very stupid, all right, So put

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<v Speaker 2>the fishing pulled down. You a literal redneck.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, This is why some people love this show and

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<v Speaker 1>why others don't, which is this is such a bumber conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Bumber conversation because it is so relatable in many ways.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you are a Game of Thrones person. Kristin

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<v Speaker 2>and Luke this season have been like theon Gray Joy's

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<v Speaker 2>arc when when he was Reek just getting your dick

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<v Speaker 2>cut off and getting tortured and just being cold for

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<v Speaker 2>an entire Does he get killed eventually? I think he

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<v Speaker 2>dies the the yes, no spoilers. I think the Night

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<v Speaker 2>King kills him. Mmm. He goes and tries to kill

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<v Speaker 2>the Night King and that the Night King's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good way to go out.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing, d you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>He was also having sex with his half sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Throat fart, so sorry it happens. Let's get to Michelle

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<v Speaker 2>and her hot friend who should be on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We sit down with Michelle and Natalie, and Michelle wants

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<v Speaker 2>to own a home because her parents always rented, and

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<v Speaker 2>she thinks that subconsciously, her parents never owning a home

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<v Speaker 2>is what got her to be a real estate agent.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually not true. Trouncing around around Woodland Hills and

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<v Speaker 2>smoking pot and hooking up with boyfriends until you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>figured out anything else. That's what leads you into being a.

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<v Speaker 1>Real real estate agent. Yeah, actually yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you go to Keck to be a real

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<v Speaker 2>estate agent?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>The kech is the medical school. I think nothing against realistate, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>and nothing against doctors either.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Uh, Well, Michelle says now that everything is behind her,

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<v Speaker 1>referring to that horrible marriage. It's the end of a

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<v Speaker 1>chapter in the beginning of a new book. And what

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<v Speaker 1>will that book look like? I'd argue, your life is

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<v Speaker 1>the book. And uh, when that chapter ends, you just

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<v Speaker 1>you need a new chapter. You don't need you don't

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<v Speaker 1>need a new book, whole new book. Well I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna have a new covered, new cover, art, everything.

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<v Speaker 1>But you just ended the chapter, so we're gonna throw

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<v Speaker 1>that semantics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a little bit like The Lord of the

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<v Speaker 2>Rings is just one book, but it's up and it's

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<v Speaker 2>three books. We're getting into the weeds. We don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to shew chapter. Sheall needs a new chapter, not a

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<v Speaker 2>new book. Let's get to stage four Endo and some

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<v Speaker 2>egg freezing with doctor Arnold Jesse and Lacey Jesse. Says,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be making some pretty inappropriate choke. Why why

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<v Speaker 2>why do you have to make jokes? Why are men

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<v Speaker 2>so uncomfortable in rooms like this that they have to

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<v Speaker 2>crack inappropriate jokes about like it's a fucking doctor's appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>Just fucking go to the doctor. It's not an open mic.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctors must hate this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm driving at though, Like I don't,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it. Danny has to do this, Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>has to do this. They're these like we gotta alleviate

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<v Speaker 2>the tension of this moment. Now for Jesse, I understand

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<v Speaker 2>why there might be tension because Lacey wants nothing to

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<v Speaker 2>do with him, and when asked before going to be

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<v Speaker 2>doing embryos, she goes, no, we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he goes, are you sure? Because think about

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<v Speaker 1>if we get embryos and what my DNA will bring

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<v Speaker 1>to the table if we have one span. The little

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<v Speaker 1>fucker will wake up and drink two bottles of champagne

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<v Speaker 1>before noon. Yeah. Yeah, he'll accuse any of his future

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<v Speaker 1>spouses of being a low rent yeah, and then he'll

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<v Speaker 2>Right exactly while being five hundred thousand dollars in debt. Awesome. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we're actually going to go with the no embryo today

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<v Speaker 2>this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>And what Lacey had said to the producers at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the episode, like where do you see this

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<v Speaker 1>relationship going? She goes, I feel bad because I know

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to say something completely different. Yeah, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool with what's where we are?

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<v Speaker 2>Fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's with him to be on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>She's with him to be on this show, to have

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<v Speaker 2>a little purse dog and to have some kind of

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<v Speaker 2>companionship that she control. She can control within an inch

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<v Speaker 2>of its life. Jesse is in a place where he

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<v Speaker 2>he has no leverage. He's smitten by her, and quite frankly,

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<v Speaker 2>it's abuse. Okay, let's get to the Big Bash. We

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<v Speaker 2>get ready for the Big Bash, but first we talk

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<v Speaker 2>diarrhea with Tom and um Janet actually not giving blowjobs

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<v Speaker 2>to Jason, which, for the record, it's just not cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not cool to not do oral sex for your

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<v Speaker 2>loved one. Who these DJ Khaled motherfuckers that won't go

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<v Speaker 2>down on women. It's like, it's not cool. It's it's

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<v Speaker 2>not it's not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, dyl Yeah, I got a fun game to play.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll never guess which cast member states the wife should

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<v Speaker 1>give a dude a blowjob. I'll give you a million bucks. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because this person has three character traits this season.

428
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I kind of well, let me guess. Okay, Jasmine

429
00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:07.400
<v Speaker 2>M close? How am I close?

430
00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Mmmm? That would be a hint you Okay?

431
00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:12.279
<v Speaker 2>Was it La La?

432
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, yeah, defender of women or ally, as you said,

433
00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:23.799
<v Speaker 1>over sexualized because you know she's easy going with sexuality,

434
00:25:23.799 --> 00:25:23.920
<v Speaker 1>you know.

435
00:25:23.960 --> 00:25:26.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's also gonna kiss Michelle later.

436
00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:27.960
<v Speaker 1>That's right, and also a ship star. Yeah.

437
00:25:28.039 --> 00:25:29.799
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get to the big bonanza. We've got

438
00:25:29.799 --> 00:25:33.960
<v Speaker 2>purshido draped on skulls and Zach with spray painted abs. Zach,

439
00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.599
<v Speaker 2>They're made in the kitchen, Babe. I'm just lay off

440
00:25:36.680 --> 00:25:40.400
<v Speaker 2>the late night tacos for your shitter, too, right, But

441
00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:42.599
<v Speaker 2>just you, you can do it. We count on you,

442
00:25:42.759 --> 00:25:45.799
<v Speaker 2>or we believe in you. Danny is Count Bukola. I

443
00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:48.039
<v Speaker 2>don't know what the fuck this is. It doesn't make

444
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:52.519
<v Speaker 2>any fucking sense. I'm gonna I'm gonna call him fucking nothing.

445
00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:56.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call him Count Dookie. He's in character. Normally,

446
00:25:56.680 --> 00:25:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Danny works.

447
00:25:57.480 --> 00:26:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Him his way up to like the analogy. She is

448
00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:02.759
<v Speaker 1>like flight, like an altitude, like to seven thousand feet.

449
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Here he was at seven thousand feet from jump comes in.

450
00:26:07.319 --> 00:26:10.640
<v Speaker 2>He's so excited to get drunk. He was so excited

451
00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:12.000
<v Speaker 2>to get drunk doing that.

452
00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my god, I honestly don't know how Nia does it.

453
00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:27.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she bottles up all of her fears and emotion

454
00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:33.599
<v Speaker 2>to the servitude of her husband and the family.

455
00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:36.079
<v Speaker 1>Dark.

456
00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:39.240
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll tell you what though, She's got those babies,

457
00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:43.720
<v Speaker 2>and those babies are life giving. That little adelaide My god,

458
00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:45.039
<v Speaker 2>I want to steal that little.

459
00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:47.799
<v Speaker 1>I agree, I agree, But well, Lacey remarks, because Jesse

460
00:26:47.920 --> 00:26:53.000
<v Speaker 1>starts up participating in that dumb voice that count Dookie

461
00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:56.599
<v Speaker 1>is doing. Yeah, and she said the only bigger turn

462
00:26:56.640 --> 00:27:01.839
<v Speaker 1>off was when Jesse wore the underweary thirteen. Then he

463
00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:04.759
<v Speaker 1>used as a rag to clean appliances from twenty eighteen

464
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:07.279
<v Speaker 1>to twenty nineteen, and then he turned him back into

465
00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:11.799
<v Speaker 1>apparel again from twenty twenty twenty to present. Guys will

466
00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:12.039
<v Speaker 1>do that.

467
00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one hundred percent. I'm I don't like Jesse. I'm

468
00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:20.000
<v Speaker 2>over the Lacy kind of shitting on him.

469
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:20.799
<v Speaker 1>All the jabs.

470
00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's getting old. It's getting a little old. It's

471
00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:27.200
<v Speaker 2>let's shit or get off the podastes. I agree, all right,

472
00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:30.640
<v Speaker 2>So what do you do with somebody who's doing a

473
00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:33.079
<v Speaker 2>bit like this at a public place. You're at a

474
00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:35.559
<v Speaker 2>party and somebody's doing a bit walk away? I mean,

475
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. No, and I have to go

476
00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:44.960
<v Speaker 2>get a drink. I know that this one's full. I

477
00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:46.880
<v Speaker 2>need another one. Now.

478
00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:51.039
<v Speaker 1>There was this is like seven years ago. Holy shit, No,

479
00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:53.920
<v Speaker 1>it must have been long. I was at a on

480
00:27:54.160 --> 00:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>top of a roof party watching a movie and a

481
00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:02.720
<v Speaker 1>guy was doing a Barack Obama president Barack Obama imitation.

482
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:07.599
<v Speaker 1>He would not break character. And after about five minutes

483
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:10.359
<v Speaker 1>of him engaging me with that, well I just did that.

484
00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I got pee. But there was no bathrooms, so I

485
00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:16.400
<v Speaker 1>got caught in a little lie there. Yeah, but that

486
00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:16.960
<v Speaker 1>was okay.

487
00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:22.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't. You can't stand before this for very long. Okay,

488
00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:29.000
<v Speaker 2>So let's get to Zach and the text messages. Janet

489
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:32.160
<v Speaker 2>confronts him and says, I heard that you were talking

490
00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:39.640
<v Speaker 2>shit to Kristen, and he says, listen, I I shit myself,

491
00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:42.920
<v Speaker 2>all right. The other day when we were at Chili's.

492
00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:46.240
<v Speaker 2>I actually shit my pants, and kudos to the women

493
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:49.880
<v Speaker 2>who go you know it's discussing. You're so full of

494
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.960
<v Speaker 2>shit that you can't even control the purse strings around

495
00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:57.200
<v Speaker 2>your little fucking balloon knock down there? Okay, but also,

496
00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:59.759
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck are you talking about? What does it

497
00:28:59.799 --> 00:29:00.680
<v Speaker 2>have to do with him?

498
00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:05.839
<v Speaker 1>They? Yes, they They quickly get him back on back

499
00:29:05.880 --> 00:29:06.160
<v Speaker 1>on the.

500
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:09.319
<v Speaker 2>At which point Janet gets up and leaves. Yes, so

501
00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:12.359
<v Speaker 2>YouTube film or leave?

502
00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I want to point out something here, though interesting

503
00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:22.519
<v Speaker 1>maneuver by Zach. For most humans, what's more humiliating being

504
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:27.200
<v Speaker 1>caught on camera backstabbing someone a cast member that you

505
00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:33.079
<v Speaker 1>barely know, or letting the world see that you shit

506
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:35.839
<v Speaker 1>your pants in a chain restaurant and threw away your underwear.

507
00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:39.200
<v Speaker 2>What's more, then went back, sat down and ate next

508
00:29:39.240 --> 00:29:43.960
<v Speaker 2>to people. What kind of fucking behavior is that? You're

509
00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:48.880
<v Speaker 2>walking biohazard you have, you smell like fucking shit, and

510
00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.759
<v Speaker 2>you're sitting down next to these women. You have no

511
00:29:53.319 --> 00:29:56.519
<v Speaker 2>value to them, They mean nothing to you. You wouldn't

512
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:00.480
<v Speaker 2>do that to someone you care about, sit down next

513
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:05.160
<v Speaker 2>to them with an open ass of shit. Michelle and

514
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Jesse have a little spat. Oh, he goes. I heard

515
00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:14.720
<v Speaker 2>you're dating people. You introduced our daughter to him. She goes,

516
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:21.599
<v Speaker 2>that's not true, and it kind of is real estate agents. Who.

517
00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:24.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how many of you are left, given

518
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 2>the way that we speak about your profession, But do

519
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:28.880
<v Speaker 2>get in the comments. Let us know is a comment

520
00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:33.559
<v Speaker 2>to bring a child to a showing or I don't

521
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:35.000
<v Speaker 2>necessarily buy that line.

522
00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:38.039
<v Speaker 1>Well, here's the question, why did your boyfriend show up

523
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:38.599
<v Speaker 1>to the showing?

524
00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Why, Yeah, that's a weird one.

525
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dropping off lunch right right?

526
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Was he a client?

527
00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:51.839
<v Speaker 1>He was a client?

528
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Did she meet him the first time? She showed him

529
00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:57.240
<v Speaker 2>the house and Isabella just so happened to be there

530
00:30:57.240 --> 00:30:57.400
<v Speaker 2>on it.

531
00:30:57.519 --> 00:30:59.680
<v Speaker 1>By this point, they'd already been traveling to Vegas with

532
00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:01.839
<v Speaker 1>each other. We've been dating for three months. It's a

533
00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>there's something weird about the story. Well, here's what Jesse says.

534
00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:09.240
<v Speaker 1>He says, hey, I have been sent videos by fans.

535
00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:11.519
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't use the word fans, and he points out, look,

536
00:31:12.119 --> 00:31:14.960
<v Speaker 1>you already had Isabella living with this fucking guy with

537
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:18.960
<v Speaker 1>bees and he threw you out of there. And now

538
00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:23.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm a little concerned, and uh, you know who, what

539
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:26.799
<v Speaker 1>guys are you going to introduce? Uh? Isabella to next

540
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:31.559
<v Speaker 1>because I fucking I'm a little concerned.

541
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you imagine? Okay, we've heard this song yet,

542
00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:55.759
<v Speaker 2>it's very famous.

543
00:31:55.759 --> 00:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>I'd argue, uh, that comedian a little more quaint than

544
00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:05.599
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Drake. Doctor Dre has a the record.

545
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Is the muscle mass of a ninja turtle.

546
00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:11.200
<v Speaker 1>He also has a rap sheet.

547
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I think Dre's been on the straight and narrow

548
00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:14.440
<v Speaker 2>pretty much.

549
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.519
<v Speaker 1>He has a rap sheet, he has a he has

550
00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:19.960
<v Speaker 1>a history of that's.

551
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>In the the other chapters that actually became a whole

552
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:24.759
<v Speaker 2>different book. He's in a completely different book.

553
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:26.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's moved, Oh a different book.

554
00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:30.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, he's with Jimmy IAVI and doing headphones.

555
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:32.079
<v Speaker 1>And ship now okay, got right, good to hear.

556
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:34.920
<v Speaker 2>So Jasmine comes in and goes, hey, what's going on?

557
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:38.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't have a storyline? Can you help? And that

558
00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:40.839
<v Speaker 2>is exactly.

559
00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:46.000
<v Speaker 1>My god, dear god, in what world does she become

560
00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:46.680
<v Speaker 1>a defender?

561
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Off the show? Get her off the fucking the show.

562
00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:53.359
<v Speaker 1>She's so unlikable. It's just so fun.

563
00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:57.000
<v Speaker 2>She's not unlikable, she's just she called.

564
00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:59.640
<v Speaker 1>A girl that she doesn't know a bitch and then

565
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:01.000
<v Speaker 1>called her trash.

566
00:33:01.440 --> 00:33:02.279
<v Speaker 2>Natalie called her.

567
00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Natalie called her trash. Forgive me, I I apologize.

568
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you get Natalie on the show. So Jesse

569
00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:13.400
<v Speaker 2>says she's been dating people and introducing Isabella to them,

570
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:15.359
<v Speaker 2>and then starts to get a little teary eyed and

571
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 2>angry and says, we're gonna have some custody issues if

572
00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:25.480
<v Speaker 2>this keeps going. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, what are you, mister

573
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:28.759
<v Speaker 2>five hundred thousand dollars in debt, going to demonstrate to

574
00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:32.319
<v Speaker 2>a court of law as to why she cannot see

575
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:36.559
<v Speaker 2>her child? You fucking okay, I will.

576
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.279
<v Speaker 1>I've seen people they can drag in the court and

577
00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:45.200
<v Speaker 1>fuck with you though. Okay. So later later, Jason walks

578
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:49.119
<v Speaker 1>up to a woman and touches her yes, thinking that

579
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 1>it's his wife.

580
00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you didn't think that.

581
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:53.759
<v Speaker 1>You didn't think that Jason.

582
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:55.519
<v Speaker 2>A different perse. She got a different color hair, she

583
00:33:55.599 --> 00:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>got a different hair style.

584
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>You're very very and you thought being he.

585
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Didn't hear it, but but he leaned in and he

586
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:07.880
<v Speaker 2>went he said help me, He said, help me. Yeah,

587
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:12.559
<v Speaker 2>we should mention that Danny is starting to really blow

588
00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:13.679
<v Speaker 2>past the legal limit.

589
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and where his words?

590
00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Nia asks if he's drunk.

591
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:28.000
<v Speaker 1>He is Meanwhile, Danny's drunk. That's my note. That is

592
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:31.440
<v Speaker 1>so sad that a guy who's been accused of being

593
00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:36.440
<v Speaker 1>a drunk eighty five times, he's an alcoholic and he

594
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:39.760
<v Speaker 1>shows up to a party with cameras and gets fucking

595
00:34:39.880 --> 00:34:40.639
<v Speaker 1>obliterate to.

596
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:43.480
<v Speaker 2>The point where Jesse has to say, let's do a

597
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:47.480
<v Speaker 2>shot of water and walk him over to the bar

598
00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:57.960
<v Speaker 2>because he cannot walk straight. So Jasmine, well, okay, this

599
00:34:58.039 --> 00:35:01.119
<v Speaker 2>is the first off. When when when Jason goes over

600
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:04.920
<v Speaker 2>there and says, help me to that woman, they're all laughing.

601
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:06.719
<v Speaker 2>He goes, sorry, I thought you were my wife, and

602
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Zach says, sounds like you made a mistake. What what

603
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:18.960
<v Speaker 2>is that sentence? Okay, sounds like you made a mistake.

604
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:26.039
<v Speaker 1>We do not have intelligent, interesting people on Holy shit.

605
00:35:26.760 --> 00:35:30.880
<v Speaker 2>We don't need intelligent and intelligent and interesting people on

606
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:36.480
<v Speaker 2>this show. That's not what reality TV is for. Okay.

607
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:41.039
<v Speaker 2>We need entertaining people, and a lot of these people

608
00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:45.000
<v Speaker 2>are just not cutting it. Zach chief among them. So

609
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:50.159
<v Speaker 2>Jasmine starts this game of telephone and she approaches Janet

610
00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:58.119
<v Speaker 2>Michelle and she said something. She says, if you're okay

611
00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>with it, I'd like to try to remain on the show.

612
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Show in this moment here because this is the last

613
00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:05.320
<v Speaker 2>day we're shooting, and they say, sure, what's going on?

614
00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:07.320
<v Speaker 2>What's your name again?

615
00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, because I need a storyline, Michelle.

616
00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I believe your husband's feelings of animosity towards you are

617
00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:19.000
<v Speaker 2>completely valid because they are his own and to have

618
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:22.480
<v Speaker 2>your own thoughts mean they are valid. Okay, that's a

619
00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:26.559
<v Speaker 2>new wrinkle. You're going full ally with Jesse's truth here.

620
00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:31.800
<v Speaker 2>That's your storyline. Fucking wild.

621
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:35.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, when these two were going at it brought

622
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:39.320
<v Speaker 1>me back to a bad Girls club. Yeah you're a bitch.

623
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shut up your trash.

624
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:47.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what are the saddest losses to the recalibration.

625
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Of If Maury can do DNA tests, we can have

626
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:54.519
<v Speaker 2>the Bad Girls Club. I understand that it's kind of

627
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:59.920
<v Speaker 2>exploitating a racial stereotype. I'll say again, if Maury can

628
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:03.920
<v Speaker 2>do what he does, we can have the bad girls.

629
00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:06.559
<v Speaker 1>I agree hashtag bring Bad Girls Club back. I feel

630
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.840
<v Speaker 1>like if we did that, then it would be like

631
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:12.320
<v Speaker 1>a dam breaking, and to use a metaphor, it wouldn't

632
00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:15.280
<v Speaker 1>be water spilling out, would be girls from fatherless homes

633
00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:19.079
<v Speaker 1>with propensity for violence on our TV sets.

634
00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we could do we could do something with like uh,

635
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:29.880
<v Speaker 2>we could do Rock of Love but with like Pete

636
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:31.119
<v Speaker 2>Davidson or something.

637
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that'd be awesome right right.

638
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:35.519
<v Speaker 2>I would watch that.

639
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:36.639
<v Speaker 1>I would too.

640
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Davidson could do that ironically for the paycheck and be

641
00:37:42.519 --> 00:37:43.320
<v Speaker 2>completely fine.

642
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:46.159
<v Speaker 1>I think he'll by the time I think we're there

643
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:49.079
<v Speaker 1>in the culture, he'll be at that same place in

644
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:49.639
<v Speaker 1>his career.

645
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So.

646
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, do you want to see him in anything now? Okay?

647
00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:02.159
<v Speaker 2>So he Jasmine goes up and says, Jesse's feelings are

648
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:05.199
<v Speaker 2>very valid because they are his own, and Michelle goes,

649
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:08.079
<v Speaker 2>you know what the fuck you're talking about, and that's

650
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:11.800
<v Speaker 2>when Natalie walks in and Jasmine says, who the fuck

651
00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:15.000
<v Speaker 2>are you, bitch, and they get into it.

652
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:17.920
<v Speaker 1>And she explains, that's my best friend.

653
00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Right exactly, that's my best friend who you're making come

654
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:23.159
<v Speaker 2>off as a bad mother. So I have a huge

655
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:26.239
<v Speaker 2>problem with what you're doing right now, and Jasmine says,

656
00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:28.159
<v Speaker 2>didn't mean to call you a bitch. I'm just from Jersey,

657
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:29.719
<v Speaker 2>That's how I do it, and she goes, yeah, I'm

658
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:36.760
<v Speaker 2>from Chicago and you're fucking trash. Whoa love it all right.

659
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.719
<v Speaker 2>So Danny continues to eat like a blackout. I mean,

660
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:44.039
<v Speaker 2>this is how when you get home, you've already eaten

661
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.480
<v Speaker 2>an item out of the bag of taco bell, but

662
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:49.800
<v Speaker 2>you you're just not drunk enough to save the rest

663
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:52.280
<v Speaker 2>of the food. This is what you eat like when

664
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:55.039
<v Speaker 2>you get to the couch. Okay, but he's in public.

665
00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:57.119
<v Speaker 1>Taco Bell was the appetizer.

666
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:02.159
<v Speaker 2>Danny is eating like if you got home and all

667
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:04.760
<v Speaker 2>you had in the fridge was a log of goat cheese.

668
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:09.719
<v Speaker 2>He is literally deep throating massive amounts of cheese.

669
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:12.840
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know how he has those abs. If

670
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:16.159
<v Speaker 1>I ate one night like this, I'd have a beer belly.

671
00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:20.199
<v Speaker 2>He has those abs because he works out for an

672
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:23.320
<v Speaker 2>hour and a half a day and he's a little guy.

673
00:39:23.559 --> 00:39:26.199
<v Speaker 2>Sure that little guys can maintain their form much easier.

674
00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:32.800
<v Speaker 2>So Nia hears that Kristin said that she guilt trips

675
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:38.639
<v Speaker 2>her friends or guilt trips Zach, and we get to

676
00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:41.639
<v Speaker 2>this faction split where we have Nia Kristen Zach versus

677
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:45.440
<v Speaker 2>La La and Britney, and Kristin is caught red handed

678
00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:49.000
<v Speaker 2>in a lie. Lala and Britney say, in front of Nia,

679
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:53.239
<v Speaker 2>you told us the other day that Nia guilt trips

680
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:57.679
<v Speaker 2>Zach for being friends with Janet. Kristin says, I did

681
00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:01.440
<v Speaker 2>not say that, to which Britney and Laala are just

682
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:06.159
<v Speaker 2>dumb struck. And then Zach says I believe Kristen, to

683
00:40:06.239 --> 00:40:08.719
<v Speaker 2>which Brittany goes, I've done.

684
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:09.599
<v Speaker 1>This about that.

685
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:13.440
<v Speaker 2>He's got twenty years. He's a he's a close thing

686
00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I got in life as a brother, and here he

687
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:19.920
<v Speaker 2>is Sadden Withn'nia. It's unbelievable.

688
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought Kristen said that she was only kidding when

689
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:33.519
<v Speaker 1>she said that. No, she out, all right, Oh, Dylan's

690
00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:37.280
<v Speaker 1>plugging his phone in all right, Well, I thought she

691
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:40.440
<v Speaker 1>said she was joking that Nia was running the.

692
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:42.079
<v Speaker 2>Show you're hosting for the rest.

693
00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:46.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Then Swartz arrives to announce, Uh, where the hell

694
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:49.880
<v Speaker 1>has swartzmen? He was probably at another party the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

695
00:40:49.920 --> 00:40:51.039
<v Speaker 1>And then he shows up at the end.

696
00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:52.840
<v Speaker 2>He was at a Kingson era.

697
00:40:53.079 --> 00:40:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Hey, buddy, I love to tip it. Hey do you

698
00:40:55.960 --> 00:40:57.239
<v Speaker 1>accept venmo path? Hey?

699
00:40:57.320 --> 00:40:58.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any cash on me, but do you

700
00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:01.480
<v Speaker 2>have a venmoke? Get tip you with? Yeah, it's right here.

701
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:04.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh my phone's actually, my phone's dead, I'll get somebody's

702
00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I'll come back, I'll take a pic, I'll tip you.

703
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:08.320
<v Speaker 1>Would you have pumped?

704
00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:10.360
<v Speaker 2>Meet me in the bathroom, at which point the bartenders like,

705
00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:15.800
<v Speaker 2>you do not have to tip me, It's fine, did

706
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:16.519
<v Speaker 2>you say bump?

707
00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:21.320
<v Speaker 1>All right? Then Danny and Jason chat in the poolhouse.

708
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Now this was.

709
00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:28.119
<v Speaker 2>We should say that Danny is laid out like a mummy,

710
00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:33.199
<v Speaker 2>trying to just blink away the inebriation. When Jason walks out.

711
00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:37.760
<v Speaker 1>How much does an uber cost to Santa Clarita.

712
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:42.400
<v Speaker 2>At that time at night, probably sixty seventy dollars. Feels

713
00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:45.000
<v Speaker 2>like it's with the Apple card and get out of there.

714
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:48.280
<v Speaker 1>But no, he's going to go find a pool house

715
00:41:48.440 --> 00:41:51.639
<v Speaker 1>to sleep and to then be trapped like a fucking

716
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:56.039
<v Speaker 1>drunken rat, which I mean, if you think about it,

717
00:41:56.039 --> 00:42:00.199
<v Speaker 1>it was genius. Jason goes in first, Hey, how are

718
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:03.239
<v Speaker 1>you doing? Hey? Good, sit down, let's talk.

719
00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:06.199
<v Speaker 2>And then, of course, what do you want to talk about.

720
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.559
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about stuff that we were heard you.

721
00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Had a rough, rough time in Mexico. Huh, said Lala.

722
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:13.639
<v Speaker 2>I should go back to her husband. You know she

723
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:18.960
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have a husband, right, I said, Then Janet heads in,

724
00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:22.159
<v Speaker 2>and Lala had his heads in as well, and Danny says,

725
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:25.280
<v Speaker 2>you know I do. I'm sorry for saying that you

726
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:27.000
<v Speaker 2>should go back to your husband, because I know that

727
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:28.920
<v Speaker 2>you don't have a husband. You just have that guy

728
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:33.920
<v Speaker 2>that you were intertwangles and twine Gold's with killed Bruce Willis.

729
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:36.039
<v Speaker 2>She goes, thank you for saying that.

730
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe Na let her guard down to leave

731
00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:44.239
<v Speaker 1>this little guy alone for that long.

732
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Big mistake, big mistake, big mistake. And and he goes,

733
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:51.039
<v Speaker 2>you know, I am sorry for saying you should go

734
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:52.920
<v Speaker 2>back to your husband. That was a nasty thing to say.

735
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:55.280
<v Speaker 2>And Janet goes, is that all you're gonna apologize for?

736
00:42:56.239 --> 00:43:00.599
<v Speaker 2>And Danny goes, what the fuck? What what do you

737
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:06.000
<v Speaker 2>have to say? And Janet, Janet is just a wretched

738
00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:12.679
<v Speaker 2>human being, Janet. We don't fault Janet necessarily for saying

739
00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:17.159
<v Speaker 2>the things about Danny. Danny is inappropriate with women, He's

740
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:18.880
<v Speaker 2>inappropriate period.

741
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:19.119
<v Speaker 1>He's drunk.

742
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:28.079
<v Speaker 2>She's right. She can't say anything with a clean conscience ever,

743
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:32.800
<v Speaker 2>because she doesn't have a clean one. She's not there

744
00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:36.239
<v Speaker 2>for other women. She's just trying to take this couple down.

745
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:41.280
<v Speaker 2>She's not truly apologetic to Nia about anything. She's trying

746
00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:45.599
<v Speaker 2>to take them down. So at every turn it's revealed

747
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>that Janet's true colors are No, I'm not going to

748
00:43:48.000 --> 00:43:50.480
<v Speaker 2>let this go. I'm going to keep flaming it until

749
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:56.800
<v Speaker 2>it kills you guys. So yeah, just another kind of

750
00:43:57.000 --> 00:43:59.760
<v Speaker 2>fetid ingredient in this stew of a show. I mean

751
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:04.199
<v Speaker 2>needs new blood. Also, she gets up from conflict way

752
00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:05.960
<v Speaker 2>too often mm hmmm.

753
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:09.159
<v Speaker 1>Yes, walks off. I will say this was a great moment.

754
00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:11.039
<v Speaker 1>I did not see her throwing a drink on him

755
00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:14.639
<v Speaker 1>and him for him to just go like I'm out. Yeah,

756
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:19.000
<v Speaker 1>and then Laala realizing how the dynamics of TV works

757
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:22.000
<v Speaker 1>like that wasn't good? Yeah, because he gave him You

758
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:23.159
<v Speaker 1>gave him power now.

759
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:25.159
<v Speaker 2>Well and also like we were kind of getting somewhere,

760
00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:27.199
<v Speaker 2>we were going to have a conversation about this. You

761
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:28.840
<v Speaker 2>made it about yourself and then you threw a cup

762
00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:31.159
<v Speaker 2>at him. Now there was little to no alcohol or

763
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:33.960
<v Speaker 2>liquid in that cup. But he gets up, tells Nia,

764
00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:35.960
<v Speaker 2>and Nia begins to spiral.

765
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:38.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, hold on, I want to say this, this is

766
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:40.000
<v Speaker 1>the world we live in where Danny can now say

767
00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:41.000
<v Speaker 1>you assaulted me?

768
00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Sure, right, right?

769
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:42.119
<v Speaker 3>Right?

770
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:43.559
<v Speaker 1>Do we want to live in that world.

771
00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:46.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I do think in terms of the

772
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:51.000
<v Speaker 2>levels of assault, grabbing somebody's ass is much more assault

773
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:54.679
<v Speaker 2>than throwing a cup. But he can say that, and

774
00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:58.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, he who knows that the reunion, we may

775
00:44:58.079 --> 00:44:59.239
<v Speaker 2>get to that low.

776
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Lo I will then assault him.

777
00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:06.119
<v Speaker 2>But Nia does her her best, like Nancy Reagan, where

778
00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:10.639
<v Speaker 2>she's going around just going these people are not for us.

779
00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:12.039
<v Speaker 1>Then get off the show.

780
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:13.679
<v Speaker 2>Then fucking leave.

781
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.960
<v Speaker 1>You're on a reality show. This is what you do.

782
00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:20.159
<v Speaker 1>You really aren't friends. You're playing a game here.

783
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:28.159
<v Speaker 2>We can't have this awestruck hurt approach to all of

784
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:31.519
<v Speaker 2>this conflict. We can't do this. We can't shepherd your

785
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:37.599
<v Speaker 2>husband away from entertaining the audience. We can't be confused

786
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.679
<v Speaker 2>about the dynamic of the relationship as often as you are.

787
00:45:40.719 --> 00:45:43.719
<v Speaker 2>And it's not even working because we know that you're

788
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:46.519
<v Speaker 2>more of a game player than this. We know that

789
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:49.639
<v Speaker 2>you're not surprised or confused by this at all.

790
00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Right, and the last moment of the night really says

791
00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:58.280
<v Speaker 1>it all. Janet, how upset are you by all this

792
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.320
<v Speaker 1>and being triggered that you will then three and a

793
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:06.480
<v Speaker 1>half minutes later, kiss Michelle Laala? Was it Lala or Michelle?

794
00:46:06.480 --> 00:46:07.199
<v Speaker 1>For her birthday?

795
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:09.119
<v Speaker 2>Laala kissed Michelle?

796
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:10.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh La La kis Michelle?

797
00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah? Oh I think Oh I.

798
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Thought it was Janet.

799
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh really.

800
00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Michelle gets a kiss from Janet.

801
00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought she was going to kiss Lala.

802
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:23.559
<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong. All right, let me know. Pat's

803
00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:24.000
<v Speaker 1>an idiots.

804
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:26.360
<v Speaker 2>We'll be back for the reunion. It's a three parter.

805
00:46:26.639 --> 00:46:27.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we need three.

806
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Who are you to say? I want to go back

807
00:46:33.159 --> 00:46:36.880
<v Speaker 2>to Brittany getting ready for people to come over to

808
00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:38.840
<v Speaker 2>her house. She put out a lot of shellfish.

809
00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Tell us about that, Johnny from uh No One gives

810
00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:50.800
<v Speaker 1>a Foxville Yeah Once to know, Zach when you shit

811
00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:55.880
<v Speaker 1>your pants at Chili's? Did any of the tendees ask

812
00:46:55.960 --> 00:46:56.719
<v Speaker 1>any questions?

813
00:46:57.039 --> 00:47:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Uh? This is from Darren from Threads Schwarts. What was

814
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:03.880
<v Speaker 2>it like to hear Michelle and Lawla talk about their

815
00:47:03.920 --> 00:47:11.559
<v Speaker 2>fathers at the beach? We'll be back. I'm dying.

816
00:47:11.599 --> 00:47:23.280
<v Speaker 3>Say goodbye, Pat, say goodbye bye.

817
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:35.239
<v Speaker 1>He is your head