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and Devin and to Do and to Doy. Today I'm
joined with you are you people?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: M hm?
Speaker 1: And I'll speak up at once.
Speaker 4: We just all have a collective episode of Dementitia And
I'm joined here today with who are you people? And
we're like, who are we? Who are we? Well?
Speaker 5: Anyway, my name is Jacob.
Speaker 6: I am playing you know, the sweet big old goofball
puppy dog freed uh huh.
Speaker 4: And my name is Tyler and I'm playing the role
of Tama, who, if you were listening last episode has
discovered a new power.
Speaker 1: The stuff stuffs about to happen with Tom.
Speaker 4: You didn't tell me about the power.
Speaker 1: I just not yet. I left it. Well you're gonna
I'm about to go over it. I just yeah, that
was all like you just had you devoured a soul.
Speaker 5: You're a bit hungry, you know.
Speaker 1: Munch munch, crunch crunch.
Speaker 4: Okay, last but not least.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 5: Hi. My name is Tiff and I play the role
of a Davy.
Speaker 4: What if we have our housekeeper take it away for
the time being and then it should see the recording.
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random mint is going to be on your pillow.
Speaker 4: It's mystery flavor.
Speaker 5: It's mystery flavor.
Speaker 4: Just use your imagination.
Speaker 1: What happened last time?
Speaker 6: Oh, don't ask me, I wasn't here last time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no shit, uh tama, what happened last time?
Speaker 4: Sorry that they can't drink of water? Okay, So we
showed to this club and most everybody just kicks in
the door, but I'm Scarlet like, let's just go impolitely,
not cause a disturbance. And then we have this bar
group and babies like, holy shit, holy shit, holy split.
They're so there's they're the best in all of the
multi verses that I've been to, the sony level the bards,
and we listened to them. Baby gets to meet them backstage.
Tama has this soul that Harold left.
Speaker 1: Behind, that Harold didn't leave behind. You took it from
Harold's course before the soul.
Speaker 4: Left, he wasn't using it anymore.
Speaker 1: So it was, well, you didn't let the soul go
to the afterlife. You just snatched it. Well, you gave
me the option to take it up in the first day. Yeah,
but we're gonna call it like it is. You snatched
the soul before it could go to the afterlife, and
then you kept it until when.
Speaker 4: Until I went into the room with Scarlet as it
was a great idea to eat this thing horse. And
then now Thomas face to face with Harold, and Harold
looks a little concerned, like, why'd you why don't you
eat my soul? Here's the public service announcements. Don't eat
people's souls. I do or.
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 1: I mean people are gonna do it anyway, don't tell me.
So yeah, that's where we left off last time. Is
that after Harold, after not Harold, After Harold's soul was
devoured by Tama, Tama went into like did I ever
say that he go to bed? No? I just had to.
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4: It was like you black out?
Speaker 1: Yes, thank god for thank god you remembered because I
share as al didn't. Uh so you failed the Yeah
you failed the con save Yeah you did. Con was no, yeah,
I was consave eleven with the with the eleven but
he failed.
Speaker 4: That hit points getting.
Speaker 1: How many temp points? How many temporary hit points?
Speaker 3: You're getting.
Speaker 1: Five airwine gets five temporary had points for this week?
Sweet yeah yeah yeah yeah story yeah yeah. So yeah,
like you devour the soul? Yeah yeah, I'm gonna work
on the area on a grande accent? Is that you? Yeah?
Are you going to devour his soul? Yeah? So Tommy,
you did devoured soul. You felt your conversations safe, and
you've and you've blacked out and now you're in that
spiritual plane place that you normally talk to your two deities,
but instead you see Harold standing there looking very concerned.
What do you do.
Speaker 4: Say, Harold? What are you doing here? Why do you
look so disappointed in me?
Speaker 1: While getting straight to the point, Harold kind of looking
at you and then looking around, He's like, you devoured
my soul. So now he looks around, am I your
He kind of looks back to you. Am I in
your head?
Speaker 4: It might be it's spacious, isn't it?
Speaker 1: And he kind of looks around and looks back at you,
and he kind of narrows his eyes. Why did you
have devoured my soul? So let me go to the afterlife?
Speaker 4: Well, I talked to this pretty lady who was like,
if you eat souls, you can learn how to control
your ancestral powers. And I'm curious as to what all
that entails.
Speaker 1: So, so you devoured my soul.
Speaker 4: You make it sound like a bad thing.
Speaker 1: It could be, depending on how you look at it.
But I'm not the one to judge. I did turn
all those people into monsters, so I have no room
to judge. I'll leave that to leave that to the
goddesses to do that if they find out or once
they find out and looks she's like a follower of
soul and Winter and you're out here devouring souls. It
seems like.
Speaker 4: A fair compromise to appease both, because because Winter wants
me to keep people alive and So wants me to
keep people dead, and you're kind of in between.
Speaker 1: And he's kind of he kind of ponders and he's like,
mm hmm, interesting, Well, I'm gonna be here for a
long time. Why couldn't He's like, why couldn't I just
be laid to rest? Winter?
Speaker 4: Why I might devour more souls get you some company?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. He kind of stops. He's just like, you're
going to vour more?
Speaker 4: He'd be like, you know, that wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 4: Can you see my actual form in my head?
Speaker 1: He's looking at something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's always more like would I be showing him
my true stelf in my head? Or would I just
be showing him what I want him?
Speaker 1: I mean, he's seeing he's seeing a form you see
in you or you see in AUF. I mean, now
to now what kind of thing he's looking at? I mean,
that's you would have to I mean I don't want
to hold your hand to it. But what do you
do when you want to know what you look like?
You look in a mirror, or in this case.
Speaker 4: You look at yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 4: We were trying to just say, like.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hold your hand through it. He's
asking you what you are. Obviously he's not seeing the
the uh the fox.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so you're establishing he does not see my
true form. Okay, that's what it was what I was
about to ask. In that case, I'm just showing my
true form, like just remove the hood, Like, hey, I'm
not a common race that's seen around here.
Speaker 1: You look common to me human?
Speaker 4: I look human.
Speaker 1: That's the way it says you look It's like, what
do you mean you look human?
Speaker 4: And then I look at my hands.
Speaker 1: Oh there we go. Oh what the DM want him
to do? The whole time I look at his hands,
I would I was not about to hold your hand, Tyler.
Speaker 4: I thought you were like trying to give me hints
as to not what I look like, but like how
he sees you.
Speaker 1: No, I was like, look at your fucking look at
your hands, and instead of seeing black fur and like
claws and stuff you see olive skinned human hands, no
black fur, just human skin. You have gained defeat defeat
a feat a feature.
Speaker 4: Okay, this isn't the one that you already gave me.
Speaker 1: Uh No, there is some more. So this is a
new feet you have vulpus trickery, and it states it's
a racial feet. Since you can appear as a human
equivalent of yourself using a simple illusion magic, you cannot
change alter your illusionary human self. Creature looking at you
directly must make an intelligence check, which in this case,
since he's in your head, I'm even gonna worry about that.
Tell uh to tell that this see if they see
through the see through the illusion. Basically, you're an olive
toned human male with as far as everything else, you
can just see you can, you can, just you can. Okay,
I'll give you the creative freedom of what you want
his human to human form to look like. Okay, hang on,
Or if you have an image, well, gladly I don't.
Speaker 4: Have an image. He looks like Daniel LaRusso.
Speaker 1: Daniel karate Kid, oh my god, my god, like.
Speaker 4: Who has an olive skip tone is like kind of Laruso.
Speaker 1: You can look up an image between now and then,
and I'll try a rig it where you can alternate
the tokens when you're in your when you're putting on
the illusion or not. So you so you are putting
on this a very similar allusion to what Scarlet has,
because of course Scarlet looks human, obviously she's not. No
one else knows but you. But nonetheless, so you gain
that feet you've gained. What else have you gained? Let
me let me let me yes with that one. You
know the cantrip produced flame with the extent with the
use of the flame is it turns blue. And when
you reach third level you gain the spell cause Fear,
and you can cast that once and you need to
finish longest for you can use again. And when you
reach fifth level, I need to add fantasmal Force. You
get that to your spell list as well, and then
the last spell you get that's more so, just because
I thought it was cool, I found it. It's called fox.
Speaker 4: Fire, like trying to click on it and clicking clothes. Okay,
I see it.
Speaker 1: Foxfire. You conjure three fiery little uh three little fiery flames.
I follow you around and as it cloaks your movement,
into like inferial mist, and you get additional ten feet
of movement, and for the rest of your turn you
can you do not provoke a attack of opportunity with it.
If a creature passes within five feet of you or
hostile creature, they need to make a constitution saving through it,
or take one deep point of crowc damage as one
of the fires will strike them. You can target up
to three creatures or have all of the fires strike
one creature when you get higher level. You can catch
this higher level and the damage will increase by one
D four and you get an additional five feet movement. So
do it as you wish. And if you were to
drop your illusion, you would see that you have two
tails instead of one. Oh you gained an extra tail.
Two down, seven to go.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna eat all those souls. Nine tails are you
gonna take?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna devour my car cruxes?
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a bit of a morality thing, like, oh,
these tales are so soft, but I had to eat
someone to get these. But these tails are solved, and
I have two of them.
Speaker 1: It looks exactly like your tail is just two of
them now, and they're tad longer there, maybe like a
good five inches longer than they were, a little long,
long fluffy tails, two of them. Do you have anything
else to say to Haralds?
Speaker 4: Not really, other than I'm gonna quest for vengeance and
I need as much power as I can get to
attain that goal. If if there's a way that I
can let you go, I'll find it. But for now
I need your soul, damn.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Do you?
Speaker 1: And then from there you come right back to and
you're in the heaven. You're in the room with Scarlet
as you as your body is engulfed in like a mist,
any usion appears. Now you have a human form that
you can disguise yourself and if you choose to.
Speaker 4: There is a quick question, yes, since he was trying
to pass him off as himself, off as a tobacksie
and then he might show up looking like a human. Hell,
how am I gonna explain that to everybody?
Speaker 1: You can choose, I mean, you can choose to put
on the illusion or not. It's not forced, so you
can decide to put on to put on the illusion,
or if you don't want to, you don't have to.
Speaker 4: Can I do part of the illusion like make it
look like I just have the one tail.
Speaker 1: Uh sure, they would just have to roll a like
when you use the actual illusion. Uh, actually, we'll get
to that. So when you come back to in your
and you're looking human, Scarlet's like, oh, looks like you
discovered how to do that. Wow, congratulations, congratulations, you must
have gotten your second.
Speaker 4: Tail looking foxy, looking foxy.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm lugging out my type of humor.
Speaker 4: Just it's like her are I wasn't gonna go there.
Speaker 5: I'm not even upset at it, to be honest.
Speaker 1: So Scarlet grabs a hold of your hand and kind
of just feels your hand up your arms. She's like, wow, yeah, yeah,
you've Yeah, you've mastered or you've unlocked the the illusion
to do this. It's it's actually really good. It's really good.
So do you plant? So what do you plan on
doing with it? Do you plan on using this illusion
in any way?
Speaker 4: Or it might help with my roguish side, Like they're
looking for a fox looking person or to backseat looking person,
but then I could walk around as a human.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you want to keep to your nor to
your original form, got it? Got it?
Speaker 4: Something that doesn't upset the group too much.
Speaker 1: Fair, it's fair? Uh what do you plan on doing
about that? And she points to as you drop the illusion?
She points to the two tails.
Speaker 4: Ah M, well, the first tail was banded up to
look thinner, but now it's all fluffy. I just want
to I could just hide both of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, they don't seem they won't probably won't
seem to know us too much. And of course you
can always say, oh, I have learned a little bit,
or you can just I don't know, make something up.
You're fine. I think it'd be fine. Your group doesn't
seem to ask him many questions. The big wolf, the
big wolf ones doesn't seem to have much of a brain,
and the and Davy probably won't even notice. So you'll
be fine.
Speaker 4: That is SUPERI here, Scarlet.
Speaker 1: You're fine. You're fine, You're fine. If not, we can
just all kill him, kill them all. I'm kidding, kidding,
that does not on the table. We did not kill
them all, because we will have no party if we
did that. God, Devin, Uh, so what do you do
for the rest of the night?
Speaker 4: Oh? Shoot, what the heck doing?
Speaker 1: Do you go to bed? Because everyone else went to bad?
Speaker 4: Like I go to bed. But are we scrawling in
separate rooms?
Speaker 1: Now you're in the same room. Interesting, Are y'all gonna,
Are y'all gonna stay in the same room, y'all gonna.
Speaker 4: We could be in the same moment. Y'all gonna the
same sleeping place. But then we'll just leave the audience
to just use their imagination. They could just snuggle. They
could get filthy or filthy, or could do the thing
where like one of them is lying on top of
the sheets and the other one's sheets, so it's like, okay,
they're not too inappropriate. Uh huh, but yeah, they'll just
like use your imagination when the two just sleep together.
Speaker 1: Oh uh huh mm hmmm mm hmmmm. The smut just
writes itself mm hmmm. Q tip in the background type
of gout. I'm already on it, already got two paragraphs
and you just you just do it writes itself.
Speaker 5: So and post I found hockey remuting myself.
Speaker 1: Uh Jacob, roll me a D twenty Oh okay, yeah,
roll me a D twenty yeah, face caster, Oh okay, okay,
wow what what what?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: All right? So you're all the five great lovely We
love that for you have a nightmare. Oh, nothing too frightening,
like something's chasing you and you're just having those little
trees and you're like like you're running in your sleep.
You just don't want to those nightmares. Dog kicks, Yeah,
with the dog kicks. Yeah, it's just whining like or
just making those little like yeah, davy, roll me a
roll me a d twenty davy, okay, and then call
high or low.
Speaker 5: Or not? Sorry. I was gonna say hi anyway. So
and I rolled a five? Hi poop?
Speaker 4: These are loaded dice? Are they? If I get a five? What?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Okay? There, there's gotta be something auctions
three D macrol dice.
Speaker 5: Oh don't you happen to where it rolls low anyway?
Like you have?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Don't you like?
Speaker 1: I don't where where is that? Where is that at?
Then hold on because I don't have Oh wait, okay, I.
Speaker 5: Mean I wrote a five. I mean an eight.
Speaker 6: I wrote I rolled a five?
Speaker 1: All right, dies, all all right, let me see something.
Speaker 5: Roll again, daby day fifteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna have to mess around with the dice
because greater number less numbers, so it's greater than Yeah,
I'm gonna have to. I wanted to mess around with
the dice settings. You'll are not getting like horrific rolls
all the time. I'll figure it out. I'll look up
some chorils. But luckily this episode is actly have any combat.
So but all right, cool, So fifteen, All right, Davy,
is now a your turn. You are brought before before, before,
but poof, you are brought forth before and Theofani your
the god, your goddess of creation. As you are dreaming,
and she looks down at you and she's she's smiling.
She's like proud of you and ship. She's like, wow,
you get your first off four taken care of. Now
you just need to do four more. She's like overly
astatic and cheery. It's like, ah, one down.
Speaker 5: Do we know what the other ones all?
Speaker 1: Hmmm, No I do not, because they went, oh god,
well they go what's the word? Last I saw? They
have all disappeared, but they all will show up there
on the island. So I'm sure one of them is
going to turn off at some point along your journey.
I mean, you were drawn to the first one, so
would not be surprising if the second one pop up
popped up. It's one down and four to go. Most likely,
if I had to take a guess, you would either
be dealing with Evil the Monk or what Use or
what the Monk hero or one of the warlocks. Hm hmm.
I'm sure you'll find out. Sure you'll find out. Fit
And as a little uh tip, if you did multi
class in gunsling, all right.
Speaker 5: Not yet, not yet, I want to do it next time.
Speaker 1: You want to do it next time?
Speaker 5: Yay. I wanted at least five levels of bar before
I put anything else in.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cook yay. Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 5: Good's old so quick yeah yeah.
Speaker 8: Uh like shut up, shut up about the yeah, shut
up about the like.
Speaker 4: Read a poem in her voice for practice.
Speaker 1: Nevanni goes, yeah, uh, van is like as a gift
of killing your first one and devotion to me, and
she does like a hair flip. I'm gonna give you a.
Speaker 5: Little something really out of character.
Speaker 1: No, I mean not really, I could do what I
could do whatever I want. She I'm not gonna get
into it because those spoilers, that's uh. But she's comes
part out of dev and she's obvious gonna act the
opposite what she usually is dub. She said he wants
gross to her, She's gonna hide, so you right, So
she's like, I'm gonna give you something. She waves her
hand about like fucking the very godmother bait Bopa boop.
Speaker 5: Acts like her enemy.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate you.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: She waves her hand and some something appears into your
hand yop. Do you grab it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's like floating above your hand. Do you grab it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a gun, A goner, A goner. A gun.
You'd be like, oh my god, you're like mini moon
when you put a gun to Yustaki's face.
Speaker 4: Oh m hmm.
Speaker 1: Glock, motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Oh what what kind of gun is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. I didn't think that far ahead.
Speaker 4: People style block. It's al.
Speaker 1: Huh a blunderbuss, sure, yes, yes, whatever gun you want,
whatever gun.
Speaker 5: You want, that's okay. Blunder buss.
Speaker 4: Yes, we'll go with that, either the blunderbuss or a
hand cannon.
Speaker 5: Oh, hand cannons later.
Speaker 4: Later technologically or just later in the game the gate. Possibly,
we haven't figured out how to make a cannon that fires.
Cannonball is small out the fit in your hand.
Speaker 1: How does that goun work?
Speaker 5: I'm so.
Speaker 8: It's a muzzle loading black powder fire arm and can
fire shot a pack of small metal metal pellets, but
can also be loaded with gravel, sand or whatever else
is at hand that can fit in the muzzle when
loaded with improvised ammunition. In this way, the Blunderbust does
two D four piercing or bludgeoning regularly. It does two
D six piercing can and the range is twenty to
sixty feet work.
Speaker 1: So you use that for now. But when I get
I'm either I might get with James, who are you
and homebrew a weight where you can use your spouse
slots to feed into it. Uh, I might come on,
I might do some magical component where you can use
a small slot and I'll be able to do something.
Speaker 8: But okay, there's one from Exandria, So let me look
at the one from Lexandria because it's probably different.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah it is.
Speaker 8: So this is a two D eight with fifteen feet
to sixty feet damage piercing. This is unofficial material because
it is from Lexandria. So I must spend one attack
or one action to reload. Whenever you make an attack
role with a firearm and the dice roll is equal
or lowered to the weapons weapons missfire score, the weapon
miss fire, and the weapon attacks.
Speaker 5: I'll send you.
Speaker 8: The information on it. Okay, okay, does it also come
with uh.
Speaker 5: The bullet?
Speaker 1: Sure that?
Speaker 5: So there's five in a bundle.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I want to homebrew some stuff because
I don't want to be I want to be a
little more special.
Speaker 5: Okay, got it.
Speaker 1: But now for now, you'll get one bundle. But then
once you once you go through the bundle, you'll learn.
We'll have it where you'll you'll learn how to how
to use it. If you don't have a bundle, we'll
do that because I because I want to. I think
I'm a homework where you can use your spell slots
and feed it into the gun and shoot off some
magical bullets.
Speaker 8: Oh, I mean there is a way of doing that.
I would just have to take something else that's not gunslinger.
Oh it's artificer because they have magic bullets.
Speaker 1: Because that's what Okay, Uh so art so artificer has
magic bullets. That's magic bullet feet or whatever. Yes, they do,
and you can take you can you can take that feet.
Speaker 5: Bet, I'll just take the feet. I'll look it up, right, now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to take the feet work.
Speaker 5: I don't know what feet it is.
Speaker 7: Let me look it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, since you want to be a gun slinger. You
can be a gunslinger, but you'll take that feet of
like magical bullets of using your spell slots and stuff. Yeah,
so she gives you that gun.
Speaker 2: Let me just look it up. I have her on
D and D beyond. I don't I just look her
up on Beyond, not sponsored. I just used her just beyond.
Speaker 5: I use it a lot, and I have Yeah, we
know here, we know you do. It is repeating shot.
Speaker 8: Yes, so this magic weapon gain to plus one bonus
to attack damage rolls. If you load no ammunition into
the weapon, it produces its own automatically creating one piece
of magic ammunition when you make a range attack with it.
It's not a feat. It's part of their so like
when artificer, uh, hold on, let me copy it. It's
part of their uh, their infusions, their artificier and infusions too,
like whatever they use. So repeating shot is their infusion
that they can put into their gun. And Shane used
it for her. Uh, they used it for her plasma
cutter all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, she gains that gains that ability infusion. What ever,
what may.
Speaker 5: Yeah, manage fees, manage the feet.
Speaker 1: Uh so yeah, and the funny gives you that ability
as well as your gun. You can have it look
any which way you want. Do you have an idea
what it looks like on top of your mind or
do you want to wait until you actually use it
to describe what looks like? Okay, all right, So from
now until when you actually use it, you can design
of what looks like. You got full rain as long
as you send me what looks like beforehand, so I
can like yay, nay, and he added stuff to it whatever.
Speaker 5: Here on and beyond.
Speaker 1: All right. So once she gives you all that and
it's all taken care of, she looks down to you
wigglee and she's like, continue on the good work, don't fail, mama.
Speaker 5: She goes.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, ma'am, Yes, mom, love that, and you come back.
You wake up. It's the next morning. Oh my god, dude,
it brought me over to the next I need it.
Oh shit, Okay, hold up, I'm in the wrong game.
It took me out of the game. It put me
in the other one. Ooopsies. Let me let me come back.
If it lets me, don't do this to me. I
swear to God, swear to the gods above. Okay. Cool.
So you wake up and it's the next morning and
you all are in the the tavern. Will just have
the tavern map open, even though it doesn't really make
sense nowadays, BT's have it in every scenery. Uh, y'all
get up at your own times, and y'all meet up
and eat yourself some food and drink and provided by
Agnes as you all continue on your journey. And as
you guys are eating different meats, eggs, protein, drinking or
it's just whatever. As y'all are enjoying your meal, Agnes
waddles up and jumps on and jumps over to y'all sick.
So what's your next stop? Or do y'all even have one?
And you're just gonna are you just gonna go out
blindly and go to ship Haven?
Speaker 5: Mm hmm, that's the plan, is to go to shape Haven.
Speaker 1: Do y'all have a plan and where to go? She
looks a scarlet Scarlet pulls out her map. Let me
pull up the map to y'all. She's like, so, currently
we are in Iron Crest at the foot of King's Peak.
She mentions that the capital's up in del Hurt. The
capitol of del Hurt's on top of King's Peak. But
obviously you all don't want to go up there for now,
she says, we can. Y'all can either cross the Whispering
Fields to the Whispering River and y'all can go straight
towards act and End, or try to make it to
Iron Hill. And she says, if we decide to go
to Iron Hill there ish she can lead y'all to
the mouth of the river of the West Spring River
from the mountain and travel down the river to take
you to closer to Iron Hill to jump onto the
Iron Steps region of the island to get to Ironhill.
So it'd be a lot easier if you all decide
to go that route, because 'all can just travel down
the river to that. Otherwise, she's she recommends going to
uh Act in act On act On End. So she asked,
so which way you want to go? Y'all want to
go cross the river or do you all want to
go down the river?
Speaker 4: If we go down the river, that would bring us
closer to ships have even, wouldn't that?
Speaker 1: She's like, yes, yes, it would because Iron Hill is right.
She points to Iron Hill, which is a little west
of the West Spring River, So if you go to
Iron Hill, it's right there, so it's not too far.
It's a lot close to the ships haven.
Speaker 5: The quicker we can get to my ship, the better.
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, then we'll go to the mouth
of the Whispering River, and I have access to a boat,
and she kind of pulls out a little mancher boat.
I have a little boat here that could take us
down the river. We just have to be careful of
fay and such, because the Whispering Fields or Fade Lands well,
is where the faye live on this island. Just be
weary of them. She goes in detail and saying that
the fairy don't really are not harmful anyway, but there's
a lot of tricks on people or some of that nature.
So we don't want to get distracted by them or
have them trick us and to go into a different
way or in up getting lost along the way for
whatever reason. So so she puts away a map. She's like,
what this settled. We're gonna go down the Whispering River
to go to Iron Hill. And this is like great, great, lovely. Well,
get on, get out of my tavern. What her old
hag voice comes out. I'm sorry, get on my.
Speaker 5: Tavern, all right, you don't have to tell me twice.
Speaker 1: Back and she jumps off the seat and she walks
back over to the bar. So you all finish your
food and you all go about your journey through Iron crests. Yes,
Iron Crest, do do do wrong? One to do? See
y'all go through Iron Crest, and y'all go outside of
the town and go down and take what you call it.
Scarlet leads you down a walkway.
Speaker 6: To that.
Speaker 1: I'll take you straight to the river. As you guys
are walking for about ten to fifteen minutes at steady pace,
it's pretty much flat lamd few trees here and there,
a few little little hills of rock, low cliff sides
here and there, you hear the sound of rushing water.
As you guys get closer to said river. Here it
sounds of the river. I don't know why I was
going with that. Uron sounds of the river. She's like, ah,
we're close. As you guys get closer to the river,
about ten minute walk out. What are y'all talking about?
Let's get some let's get some uh dialogue in here,
unless y'all want to rush, unless you want to go
straight to the river, because which we can. Well, but
if y'all.
Speaker 4: Davy, what were y'all up to last night?
Speaker 5: I was asleep. I was very tired after last night.
Lots of emotions going on in my head.
Speaker 1: I forgot what I forgot what Fred was doing.
Speaker 7: I was having a nightmare.
Speaker 6: But like, yeah, I don't know's I feel a little.
I feel a little weird today. It's almost as if,
you know, past a couple of days, I haven't been myself.
Speaker 1: Huh mm hmm, girls like, oh you don't say it's
almost it's almost like someone filled in for you.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm. Yeah, I don't know what it is. But
I am a little tired today.
Speaker 7: It's just weird.
Speaker 5: Dream What happened in the dream?
Speaker 1: You can make something up, you know.
Speaker 6: I'm not entirely sure. All I remember was I was running,
like I was just running running, yeah, like and for
some reason I was freaked out about it. I don't
know what what what, why I was running or where
I was running to or who I was running from.
But well I know is I was running.
Speaker 4: Were accompanied by any music from a language you weren't
familiar with, maybe poppy sounding.
Speaker 6: Uh, you know, I don't remember. Wow, wasn't important? Okay,
over the table, like, I'm sorry, off the table?
Speaker 3: Was there?
Speaker 4: Was I supposed to say?
Speaker 1: There music?
Speaker 4: No, the joke was like that sounds like an anime
opening running there's no reason to it, and there's music
playing in the background, but you're just running. Wow. Joke.
Speaker 5: It's like, you know what, like a song about a
bluebird was playing. Oh, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 8: There's a Narutoh song that's called blue Bluebird.
Speaker 6: Just like Fighting Dreamers from Naruto comes.
Speaker 5: On one of the best openers.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm, weight Eating Dreamers.
Speaker 5: The copyright copyright Coby Right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was my night.
Speaker 1: What about you?
Speaker 6: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Just talking with Scarlett, learning a little bit about new
powers that a paladine can do and none.
Speaker 5: We mainly just talked, okay, talk day.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Scarla's looking forward walking. She is not looking
back at y'all.
Speaker 4: She is She's like the record if you'll accuse them
of sleeping your others, like, yeah, that's what happened, Like
that's the war. That's the less embarrassing story than I
ate a soul.
Speaker 1: Mm hm.
Speaker 5: You know, sleeping with one of our travel partners is
less embarrassing than eating a soul.
Speaker 1: So a go, oh, look the river as Garla points
to a raging river that's traveling down the mountain and
she's like, we so we take that with river down.
I'll take us right down through the west Springfields closer
to Iron Hill and we can just get off when
we get closer. And she's like, so is everyone METI
they're going a boat right of your life?
Speaker 4: Or a whispering river's kind of loud?
Speaker 1: I know, right, it's kind of funny. And she throws
the three. She throws a little figure of the boat,
a little boat biggering it went lands in the water,
or actually lands right above the water, and it expands
and gets bigger and it's just right above the water,
raging water. She's like, okay, so let's getch in, keep
your hands and fitting the right in the boat at
all times.
Speaker 5: Oh, finally being on some water, right the jump in
the boat.
Speaker 1: Boom, the boat kind of bobs a little bit, boom boom.
Does everyone sit? So? Uh? Scarlett gets in? So does
everyone else get in?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're definitely getting in the boat.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she says no again, keep your hand. There
are also paddles with the paddles on there on the
inside of the bottle of the boat. She say, Now
this is the pods of the river that's raging, So
keep your hands and feet at all times and hold on.
And the boat drops into the water and you all
go raging down the river. White. I think a white
white water rapids. I think that like raging river. One
roll me, everyone rolled me a dexterity saving throw. Oh,
make sure you stay in the boat.
Speaker 3: Hang on, I might have you.
Speaker 5: Oh no, fire out.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 5: You're just like this isn be fine. I'm on a ship.
Speaker 1: So we're supposed to be sailors. So the only one
that's in the boat still is Scarlet and Tama, uh
Freed and Davy. Y'all fall out the boat and y'all
go down start get caught in the raging waters below.
Speaker 5: Can I just swim?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean these are rapids, I mean that'd be
very You could roll a I'll go check. Would that
be athletics? Yeah, both that you can roll athletics. Check
to see if you can strength to keep the swim.
Speaker 5: I have a negative one.
Speaker 1: No, no, you both get caught in the rapids and
just thrown around.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hit points.
Speaker 1: I wonder as the boats going down the river to help.
Speaker 4: Uh, I mean it might be too late because.
Speaker 1: Again so as the water, I mean you could you
can try it again, so as the water. As the
boat's going down the river, like Scarlet looks back and
she's like, oh, ship, we lost two of them. Then
you look back and you see freed and freed basically
tail up and the water sliding down and then damies
being bumped around on rocks and ship. Let's see if
you want to try and get them, Uh, talma, you
can roll what would it be dexterity athletics try to
pull them in because they're not too far from the boat,
so you can grab them. Uh yeah, roll me in
that last check with advantage because Scarlett is gonna help you. Okay,
which one? Which one do you? Which one do you
bring in? You bring in one one at a time.
Speaker 4: Who's closest.
Speaker 1: Uh, they're about the same distance.
Speaker 4: Un distinctively grab Okay, see you.
Speaker 1: Grab Davy out of the water.
Speaker 7: Uh, Davy, you.
Speaker 1: Get after I random fish that hit you in the face, Uh,
you get pulled out feet first of the water. Your
hair is just all wet, and then you spin out
a fish and it's uh davy, Davy, Tama and Scarlett
have pulled you out of the raging river. Okay, And
when you look behind, you see Freed still being swept
stept down the river behind the boat. Uh, Freed. You
can roll another. You can roll another. Athletics check and
with that bless you get a D four added? Yeah, sixteen?
All right, you come up, You get yourself balanced along
the along the raging rapids and you are able to
kind of makeshift swim and you get close to the boat.
Do you try to pull yourself in?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I do?
Speaker 1: Oh lovely, So you grab a whole of the boat
and try to yank yourself on. Everybody roll a kind
of saving throw? Would that be? Everyone? Roll a strength
saving throw?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, strength is my worst.
Speaker 1: And you all and before you start rolling, you all
have to all have to add up to twenty five
or the boat or the boat's gonna flip. So do
I need to roll too?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: So Tiff and Tama, Yeah, okay. So you so you
see the wolf hands pull down the ship and the
ship kind of goes up like it's about ready to flip.
You're like, and everyone goes to the other side and
tries to put tries to yank the boat down, and
with that force of all three of you doing that,
free kind of flies out of the water and lands
right on the boat, wet as a wet dog would be,
So y'all almost flipped them. I was literally prepared to
have y'all flip the boat. Yeah, yeah, but luckily y'all didn't,
Thanks Tama. As y'all get back on the boat and
well and Davy, it's right, Davy had a fifteen, But
if you had that nine time, that would not worked. Well,
it almost would have because those twenty five that almost
would have. But nonetheless, y'all are back on the boat
and you are holding on as the waters quickly go down.
As y'all travel down the river, y'all about halfway down,
the water's kind of calm as you look around and
you notice that the raging waters the river's a lot
more calms. So you're slowly traveling down, but the scenery
around you's very odd.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: The what you guys didn't notice As you guys are
traveling down the plant life and the trees started changing
as you got further down into the Whispering fields or
down the Whispering River. The banks of the river are
all the Fade grounds, the Fay Forest area banks, the faybanks.
There you go, the Fay banks. They all live along
the river on this island. So the plant life becomes
more colorful. There's a lot more fungi, mushrooms, weird looking flowers.
This place is radiating Faye magic like a motherfucker, and
it's just nice and peaceful as y'all are just enjoying
the scenery of the oddly colored landscape. And the trees
are covering. There are trees covering the overhead, so the
sun is kind of there's a shade along so the
sun's not puring in as much. So these iridescent almost
glow in the dark. Plant life and creatures flying about
are almost are just like glowing and shit. Slowly, slowly
move down the river. Scarlett points to the grabs the
oars and hands them to hands them to Freed. She's like,
you're strong. You can row a boat, right sure, if
you're gonna try it, roll me a it's athletics or
survival would that be? Yeah, athletics, roll me another another
athletics check. All right, with that twenty of your athletics,
you kind of just rolled about helping the speed, kind
of speeding up the boat a little bit, because if
you just go off the power of the river, it's
very slow. You're kind of still traveling now, so you're
just kind of just helping the pace along. As you
guys are looking about, Scarlet's looking at the map and
she's like, where are we on this She's like trying
to look around at some of the landmarks and stuff.
She's like, I've been down this river, but I don't
think I don't necessarily recognize And she's like where she
looks down and then she sees a hand coming with them. Oh,
you're right here, darling. As a hand comes up and
points to the map, she's like, and she jumps, she
jumps back into freed Tauma and and you daby cow falls.
But she's like, she looks and y'all look up and
you see someone floating along in mid air along with
the boat, this figure. Huh. Well, sorry, I was just
role playing. Am I crazy?
Speaker 6: Or is that happening?
Speaker 5: It's happening, mate, Okay, good, let.
Speaker 1: Me look at a name real quick, a name generator.
Let's look at some good names.
Speaker 4: All right. And it looks like it has teeth for face.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 6: And while you're doing that, just so you know, probably
in a little.
Speaker 1: Bit, that's fine, mm hmm. And she's like, okay. So
as she falls back and you see that, see that
someone's floating above the boat traveling along with you that
has long flowing crimson red hair that almost looks very unnatural,
hands that are very flamboyantly posed, and as it from
the skin's very pale, or their skin's very pale. You
can't tell if it's male or female. It's very androgenous looking.
And from the arms it's pale up to about the wrist,
and from the wrist of the tips of the fingers
it's the hand. His hands are stained with a dark
royal purple, and his face is covered what looks to
be teeth, but you're not quite sure if it's actually
that or if it's just a weird mask that looks
like teeth. So you're kind of just thrown off by that.
He's about normal human size, so he's probably about good
five seven, five eight average height, and he's wearing not
a lot of clothing, or they're where they wearing not
a lot of clothing. You can see that they're wearing
like this weird flowy what looks to be silk that's
flowing around. They have like a little like shoulder pad
that comes to a point, and they have it's very
decorative and very what you think think of a fay
and a demon had child. It's kind of the wear
and when it get it's closer to their legs or legs.
Their feet have the same thing as their hands. It's
pale until it turned till it travels down to this
weird stained purple and he's floating there. Of course he's
radiating magic. His hair's glowing like his what you see
what looks to be eyes. You see like these two
pair of glowing green lights coming from behind what looks
to be the teeth. Again, you can't see for sure
if those are eyes or it, but he's only he's like, yes,
if you you're right here along the whispering river. She's
like ah, she's like she gets up and she's like okay,
she goes up, thank you sir some and she turns
around and she's like you kind of pulls you'll, you'll
in and she's like, okay, this is a obviously we're
this is a fay here say nothing of importance to this. Thay,
are we cleary?
Speaker 4: Does this include our names?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Don't say your name. Don't say your name, I'll say
where you're from. Don't give any knowledge of your background, history, whatever,
don't do it. Don't do it. Are we clear? She
kind of leaves. Everyone's kind of huddled in and he's like,
are you are we clear? It's not it's not it's
not good news. We can't trust the fae.
Speaker 5: Okay mm hmmmm.
Speaker 1: So everyone's like okay, cool, and then she's like good,
so we're all in the clear. And then there's a
separate there's a second uh. The fae is also in
the huddle, and he's like, yeah, we're clear, and everyone's like,
so what are we talking about? And she falls like,
oh god.
Speaker 7: He's like I like to whisper dude.
Speaker 1: Basically, she's like, he's like, I'm talking about spooks. Oh hello.
He's like so what and he flows back or above
the bust. She's like, what's bringing you down here? You
lovely folk?
Speaker 6: Oh you know, just uh taking a tour, nice little.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just.
Speaker 5: A nice little trip down the river.
Speaker 1: A trip down the river. You say, it's love this
time of year. And it kind of looks around to
all the all the plant life, and he sees a fly,
he sees like a butterfly. He grabs it, eats it.
You see his mouth open, hat and you realize, yeah,
it's seeth a chomps down the butterflies like pieces of
butterfly wing fly onto the boat. Yeah, it's great this
time of year.
Speaker 4: A living venus fly trip person. Oh my god, if
we find one that looks like a picture plant run.
Speaker 5: It's like a small.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't see you. Maybe people come down
here that often. So what's so you guys? Are you
so you guys are just traveling down the river. Are
you going going somewhere in particular? Because on the but
looks like you from what I could see from your
traveling down I meant, I know you guys mentioned what
was it iron Hill?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just going from there to here, and I
just gesture vaguely, just you.
Speaker 5: Know, going here and there, yeah everywhere? What for?
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me tell me something, you know, I
don't see too many people down here, so I'm a
little bored.
Speaker 5: I'm just sight seeing, taking off the sights.
Speaker 1: Anything in particular. He's really prying. He's really wants to
get some information, and it's like, what are your names?
You know, I like to properly introduce. Uh, my name
is Eva, not Evo. Oh my god, now Evo. Scratch that.
I had a different characters name on my mind. My
name is newt n E w y T. The why silent?
Speaker 5: Is that a character?
Speaker 1: Yes? He says that, but the why is silent? He
puts his hand up to his teeth. Silent. So who
are you? He kind of holds his hands in front
of him, very like Gaily.
Speaker 5: The Broken wris Oh full on.
Speaker 1: It's except who are you? I like to I like
to know people's names, and so I know who I'm
talking to.
Speaker 5: Chompsky, Chompsky.
Speaker 1: No, Tom okay, and who are you? She points to you, Tama,
and who are you?
Speaker 4: My name is Tom.
Speaker 1: Tom mm hmmm, and you Wolf the to the wolf,
rolled me an intelligence save Fred. See if you come
up with a name, roll me an intelligence save.
Speaker 5: I mean he didn't really have a name before this.
Speaker 1: Seeler I know, but he but he does have a
name that goes by.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: As you try to think of a name, you're like,
uh uh brain feart, brain fart.
Speaker 4: Happens twenty four, say like a number or he's like forty.
Speaker 1: And he kind of tilts his head and raises his
hand and kind of flicks the wrist. Four to two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you see, he's a slight. They don't have names,
they have numbers.
Speaker 1: Mm. And she and she looks over this, He looks
over this. They look over the scarlet, and what's your name?
Speaker 7: Love?
Speaker 1: Uh She's like Lily, hmmm, interesting okay, And then he
starts leaning in and kind of looking up and down everybody.
He's like, quite interesting, you don't normally see a nome
here that often. And she looks at they look at Davy,
and they look at Toma. He's like, oh hm, what Rice,
did you tell me you were.
Speaker 5: We didn't?
Speaker 1: No, no, you look no, he's looking at Tommy. It's
like hmm, wow, well state that. Then Laurie state that. Sorry,
I was thinking ahead of myself. So he looks at Tommy.
He's like, hmmm, don't see too many of your kind
around here.
Speaker 4: Oh that could mean anything. If you can see through?
Speaker 1: Are you putting on? Are you putting on your illusion?
Speaker 4: No? Because I haven't found the illusion for the group. Okay,
if I put on now, they'd be like, wait, who
are you?
Speaker 1: Okay, see you haven't put on your illusion? Okay, cool?
But yeah, he's looking at you. He grabs your head,
he kind of pulls up, grabds the back of your
head and pulls it off and reveals you're full.
Speaker 4: That I'm still wearing a mask.
Speaker 1: Are you still wearing a mask? Were you wearing a mask?
Speaker 4: Yeah? This was the very first episode. I'm like, he
has a mask on.
Speaker 1: What was the what's the mask look like?
Speaker 5: It's a kobookie mask? No, KABOOKI.
Speaker 4: I never necessarily said that. I did say it was
made of wood.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's ma? What's okay? So it's a wooden mask.
Does it look like exactly?
Speaker 7: Oh? No? Wor's the description? I didn't save it?
Speaker 4: I mean I might have a document that describes it.
Speaker 7: I need admit almost No, that's not the ory file.
Speaker 4: That was an older file. Where did I put the
freaking description with all these stats here? I don't know
if I actually tried the mask itself. I did describe
what it covers. The eyes on top of his head
mm hmm, like his mouth and neck are exposed.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: I might could give you a reference image of the
mask I had mind, but I don't have one right now.
I can show it later.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're wearing a mask.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so if my hooter is reroomved, they could probably
see the ears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your ears are ears are flopped out. The Kaud's like,
you can trying to grab on your head, but your
ears are showing. He's like, huh, why are you wearing
a hood? And what's with the mask? And he goes
for the mask. Roll my decks are saving throw and
I'm gonna compete with a uh dexterity check with him
saving he's quick enough to grab it for you. Oh okay,
oh fuck, did you rollo dies? No, I rolled one.
It's a it's his dexterity So I rolled D twenty
plus his dexterity mode.
Speaker 4: Oh I was looking at it wrong. I was like,
I saw the twenty plus four and then I just
saw the eighteen.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 1: So he says, oh your mask. You try you try
to go over the grab your mask and he grabs
a hold of it and yanks it off. Well, and
he has it in his hand.
Speaker 4: Oh, I just see, I'm a very private person. Could
I have that back?
Speaker 1: Why are you being so private with the people you're with?
And he kind of motions to everyone else, shouldn't you
all be honest with each other?
Speaker 4: Is he calling everybody out?
Speaker 1: He's calling you out that you're not, that you're trying
to hide something from the party.
Speaker 9: Well, you see, some people like to keep certain parts
of themselves private, and other people shall respect that.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, and I would have shown my face in time.
Just let's just say I'm part of a group of
people that isn't always welcome in public. Okay, all right,
we're good to go.
Speaker 1: So he holds a mask and he's like, huh, I
guess you're right, But you would think that you would
be honest with the people you're with. What are you hiding?
And he leans and ricles to your face. It's like,
what are you hiding there? Tom?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: It was Tom with two m's.
Speaker 1: Oh with two m's. Interesting. And when he gets up
and closed you can see his eyes through what looks
to be the the interesting mm hmm. You all are
quite fascinating, and he looks over the davy davy roll
me a rolled me a wisdom check and the then
call higher low.
Speaker 5: Oh, wisdom check.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then call higher.
Speaker 5: Low low low. Okay, God damn it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that would be oh yeah, okay. So with
that fourteen and you called low, this is the D twenty,
so be ten or lower below tenor and then eleven
to twenty. Is hi, you forgot to cover your tattoo.
Speaker 8: I'm wearing my jacket. How am I not covering my tattoo?
Speaker 1: Well, when you were being pulled, all the rapids are
rolled up your sleeve. Your sleeve was kind of janked up,
and part of your tattoo is showing. Okay, and he's
like huh. He looks. He gets right up close on
your army. He's like oh, and he kind of goes
for your sleeve, roll a dexterity saving throat to compete
with his dexterity check save. He pulls up your sleep.
You're so you roll a twelve and he rolled in eighteen.
So before you could, before you could cover your sleep,
pull down your sleeve. He pulls it up just a
second long enough to see the tattoo and you pull it,
you kind of yank it out of in tadel pull
it down. It's like oh and then he looks at
you straight in the eye. Oh that's interesting. What's that?
And his in his little gay little fingers go kind
of flick at the rest, points at points at your arm.
What's that? That look pretty? And smiles you could be
able to smile.
Speaker 8: It was just like, uh like like has the sense
of like, oh my god, this guy.
Speaker 5: And she's just like it was a gift.
Speaker 1: From who a deity? I assume.
Speaker 5: A friend.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I can tell you all been told informed.
Smart smart. And he lands on the boat on the
nose of the boat. The boat kind of bobs forward
a little bit and bobs back, kind of it levels
itself out. He's like, hmm, you fall are quite peculiar
from what I've heard, from what I've been hearing from
you all, from the little conversations that you've gotten to
my zone. I know you all are traveling down to
go to Shipheven. That is that right? It looks everybody,
uh Freed. Since Freed's not here, I am going to
roll for him with intelligence intelligence check if he's not here.
Uh eh, oh, okay, the bitch got lucky. He doesn't scream. Yes,
he doesn't got lucky. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't
just spill out the answers. He stops. He goes like
he's on the answer, and then he stops. He said
sound he's and uh. It's like, hmm, are you gonna
say something?
Speaker 5: Why are you following us?
Speaker 1: He stops and looks back at Davy. Because YO interests
me and I'm and I could use some fun. How
about you propose a deal. I help you and then
you help me. Nothing big, and we need to be
that important. And he's awkward, pausing after each sentence. Is
an awkward pause.
Speaker 5: That doesn't sound too convincing, mate.
Speaker 1: Now it would it? Trust me. It's for the benefit
of you. The emotions to the group. He emotions to
the group as Davy, you feel eyes that eyes are
on you as as they say that, and then he
floats down, leans into you, Davy, and goes into your
ear and he says, Davy, we are on the same side.
Speaker 4: I get them, get the little visuals.
Speaker 1: As you kind of like fall back into scarling. He
kind of tilts his head, tells his head and he
has a crack facing towards you and Scarlet. It's like,
I can help you on your mission. And I'm not
talking about getting the ships heaven either. And he kind
of just float his feet get off the boat. He floats,
kind of twirl, kind of uh what I call it.
He spins and he kind of twirls in place, his
head turns upside down with his body and then he
just gets closer to you. It's like, I can take
you to each of the other four take care of
that problem, or lead you to them to take care
of that problem. The only thing I ask in return,
it's just something that it's that is not necessarily important.
It's not big. You acquire it along the way. I'll
just ask for it at the end. It's a big deal.
Speaker 5: And why not tell us?
Speaker 1: Now I was instructed not to you know these things?
Speaker 4: How does Newton know all of these things?
Speaker 1: Because of reasons that I can't disclose the d M.
Speaker 4: Or I was gonna be like, is it just convenient guessing?
Speaker 1: Why would why would a d M tell you my
tell you his secret their secrets. There's a reason, And
I huh, oh, I know, yeah, there's a reason. And Davy.
I mean, Davy knows what kind of what's going on.
Everyone else obviously wouldn't. But there's a reason why he's
zerialed in on Davy.
Speaker 8: Wait wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute.
Speaker 5: Wait over the table. It's not the same one, is it.
It's not the same one.
Speaker 1: Oh what the same one.
Speaker 5: It's the same one.
Speaker 1: I know that's what do you think there's a okay purple.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, okay, Oh my god. I was like, wait
a minute.
Speaker 8: I was just like, wait, what know, I know what
you wanted.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: He's like, we're on the same side, Davy.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh wait, what huh? What do you mean?
What do you mean? All the same sword.
Speaker 1: Say I can help you for take care of your
little problem, and he's looking direct at Davy. Take on,
I can lead you to the other four and then
if you save passion straight to your ship. All I
ask is at the very end, you give me what
I want. You're a lot. He looks at Davy Tauma
Freed it kind of glances over the scarlet. It's like,
your lives will be spad it won't cost your life.
As he's looking at the main group of the three,
and he looks at Scarlet, what do you say, scratch
my back? You scratch I scratch your back, you scratch mine?
Speaker 5: If that does any chance that you're pulling your leg.
Speaker 1: And he leans in again, just see you, David. He's like,
I couldn't live if I wanted to. She won't let me.
And then he floats back up rob of the boat
like he was standing it forward. So what do you say?
Do we have a deal?
Speaker 4: And leaned into David and I'm like, I don't know,
Like we still don't know exactly what this guy wants.
It could be anything.
Speaker 5: I don't know what this guy wants, but he does
have stuff that we want.
Speaker 1: And as he's kind of floating being just as gay
as all held think of the gayest pose, and he's
just floating around like circles and shit, He's like, and
then it cut down.
Speaker 7: You're cut down your.
Speaker 1: Travel time a whole lot because I can just teleport
you that after it's all done, straight to your ship.
Speaker 5: I fucking hate being online.
Speaker 1: And you wouldn't have to be on the land for
much longer. And he does like a twirl like someone's
spinning him, like in a.
Speaker 4: Waltz, fucking chestsh I can't want to be.
Speaker 1: I love him. I have tea with him every Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Well, the fuck is a chest?
Speaker 1: Do you want to meet him?
Speaker 4: He's very It wasn't in game, this wasn't in character.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, it's all like it's all like, what the
fuck is toilet paper like this?
Speaker 1: What do you say? Do we have a deal? It
won't cost your lives because he looks to you. Three
won't cost your life. That's it all?
Speaker 5: But what else would it cost?
Speaker 7: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Important? Again, you'll find out you're gathered along the way,
and now just ask for it. At the end, I.
Speaker 5: Swear, I swear if it's that jar, I swear there's
that jar, Devin, I swear it's the jar. No, I
don't know what you're talking about. You know exactly what
y're I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Devin, who knows that it could it could be anything.
Speaker 5: It would be so metaphus the jar.
Speaker 1: So as two purple shadow like arms come from behind
his back, holding a quill and a long document that
just that goes over the deal has the deal written out,
So what do you say, do we have a deal?
As as the shadow like hands come floating down to
y'all with the nice bloods uh, blood colored quill.
Speaker 5: There's some is that.
Speaker 1: You're more welcome to look it over. Look over the contract.
Speaker 5: I look it over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you look it over. It says. Then it
says the main points to the deal, that he will
take you to the location of the other four heroes,
that that y'all are. That Davy was instructed to go
for it, because that's safe since you're you're the only
one looking at it, since you're the captain, of course,
so you look ats it's what it explains all that
he's gonna take you, that they're going to take you
to each one, and then at the very end they're
gonna ask for something that y'all have gathered on your journey.
And after that he'll take you straight to ship haven,
straight to your ship. And you're looking at the fine
Bremer's anything, little little writing anywhere at the very bottom
or on the sides or on the back, and nothing.
It is as it says.
Speaker 5: I I look at Tom and I look at Scarlett
and Freed.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 5: One last time, whatever decision you make, Tomsky, we're with you.
Speaker 4: Hello, unless you already.
Speaker 5: Said name, I mean the fairy did they did.
Speaker 1: Like we're still holding up the roots.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, you're good, because I think that they did
in front of everybody.
Speaker 5: I think the Fay just did today. So so you
look over.
Speaker 1: So you look over the contract and everything is as
it said, as he says it was about the four heroes,
since you're the one looking at you about the four heroes.
And then he'll ask something that you have gathered along
your journey. He'll ask for it and that has payment.
And then from there he'll take you to your ship
and you look for any little grating in the front,
back bottom of whatever. You look the thing top of
the bottom, and there's no like fine prints of any kind.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 8: So at that point, Davey looks over at the rest
of her crew one last time.
Speaker 4: And then I say, whatever your decision, we're with you.
Speaker 5: And I don't know if anybody else is saying anything.
Speaker 1: Uh. Scarlet is kind of just like very off put
it about the situation, but she'll but she's like, I
will stand by your decision. Of course, whatever makes the
time go by quicker. He did say, our lives we
were not going to be harmed.
Speaker 8: I look over to Freed, I go uh, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: He's in the new looks over you mean Freed. I
know y'alls, I know you your names. And again he
looks to you, Freed and Tama. Again, your lives will
not be harmed in this choice.
Speaker 5: It's other things as well that I'm worried about.
Speaker 1: And after he says that, then he looks a scarlet
and you just kind of smile. You feel a smile
does time's a wasting clock's are taken?
Speaker 8: Davy just does like a hard sigh.
Speaker 1: And she and he's like, as you're like. He points
to the contents the fair read balts him.
Speaker 5: With the pen, if you will please right, and.
Speaker 1: Then pats on to the next person to sign.
Speaker 5: And I signed, but I put Chomsky down.
Speaker 1: You signed Chomsky, but the ink doesn't stick, Ahs Sweedy.
I needs your real name?
Speaker 5: Why, because that means.
Speaker 1: It's bound.
Speaker 5: It's a name I go by. People know me by
that name.
Speaker 1: But that's not your real name. I need your not
the name you go by or what people call you,
your name that you were given up birth. It's a
bind of my magic. So I can't do anything. And
he raises his all four of his hands tricky on y'all.
Speaker 5: Fine, fine costs?
Speaker 1: What do you put?
Speaker 5: She goes fine, fine, God's and she signs.
Speaker 1: Her name, Davy Nomes. As you sign it, you feel
the quill kind of as you're holding the quill, the
feather kind of cuts into your fingers and you feel
it bring out your blood and travels down the quill.
And when you sign it, it's signed in your blood.
Speaker 5: Great.
Speaker 1: Do you hand it up to the next person's all four?
Speaker 5: If y'all sign, yeah, I pass it.
Speaker 1: She passes the freed free does He's like ow. He's
like oh, and he signs it and then when and
then he like licks his fingers, licks his paw. They
hands it over.
Speaker 4: To Tama and I just sign, you know, just Toma.
Speaker 1: Tama writes out and he's like, I need your full name.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh boy, and I glanced at scarlet and
it's like and I put down the full name Tommo
no maaya.
Speaker 1: Lovely and he hands it over the scarlet and Scarlet
it's like he looks at it and looks at the
fat at newt She rolls her eyes and she signs it.
She's like oh, she signs it and when she signs it.
The quill vanishes into a purple, a purple mist, and
the contract flies up to him as he grabs it.
And as he grabs it, the signature sure that reads Newt.
And his blood shows up and it's it's a dark
purple and he grabs it and it explodes into a
purple mist. He's like, lovely, we have a deal. And
then he raises up all four of his hands and
kind of spins it around, kind of like a a
twister as this purple smoke flows around, uh the the
boat as a boat starts spinning, Does anyone roll me?
Want to roll me a perception check to see what
name he signed after Newt and to see if we
recognize it or see the see if you can see
his last his uh name the perception check.
Speaker 4: Yes, I clearly do not notice it, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Tom, you do not notice it? Uh, Davy, you
notice his name is Newt?
Speaker 8: Lily Way, God fucking damn it, Lily Ways.
Speaker 1: And he's like off to the next hero as the
mists engulf Shoe as the boat starts spinning, And that
is where we're ending today's episode.
Speaker 10: Ladies and gentlemen, yayyay, catch us next time, as we
see where Newt takes the group until then, bye.
Speaker 1: Later never, I don't know, I mean the whole bar.
The whole bar troop's name was was Lily Ways.
Speaker 4: Oh my fuck?
Speaker 1: Is this another? Is this a long lost sibling? Is
this the men bird that left?
Speaker 5: We'll find out later on. She would recognize him if
it would, she would she she's a huge ass fan.
You really don't think that she wouldn't recognize the way
that she would.
Speaker 1: She not think his form would have changed.
Speaker 4: No recognized their mannerisms.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Possibly, But the reason they the reason the
first person left was a mystery by not next time,
Bye Bye,