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Speaker 1: You am now listening to soft core History? What is up?

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Welcome back to soft Core History.

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Speaker 2: I am your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined

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as always by Dan Chester.

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Speaker 3: Always a pleasure to be on your show.

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Speaker 2: Rob, So happy to have you here today. Glad you

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could make the time.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm always going to clear my schedule for you.

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Speaker 1: Rob.

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Speaker 3: You come calling, I'll come running, your sweetheart. Like that

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you asked me to jump, I asked how high?

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Speaker 1: I asked you to wear that shirt today? I didn't,

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but I love it.

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Speaker 3: Old school Florida Panther shirt.

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Speaker 2: He's been, He's been very proud of it. He's jumped

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ship on his hometown team. Yeah, and he's now Florida Dan.

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Speaker 1: What's the point of loyalty?

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Speaker 3: This doesn't pay, especially in sports that certainly, Why am

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I investing time in a bad team or team that

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has no chance in winning, especially for like the last

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decade hit your college football team?

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Speaker 1: No thanks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's dumb. Let's all go

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be I don't want to you know how to state fan,

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so let's all go be tech. I don't want to

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be a Texas fan. I don't know. I'll find a

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good one. I'll find a good one. There's some. There's

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some that are like to the cross is too heavy

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to bear. I can't do it.

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Speaker 3: It's also low effort. I'm not gonna actually like check

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in on what their offseason moves are.

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Speaker 1: You check the standings once a month.

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Speaker 3: I just want to wear cool swag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's cool logo, some solid shit.

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Speaker 3: I might honestly, we didn't miss in the nineties. I

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might just only wear exclusively nineties sports gear.

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Speaker 1: Really, just stick to Florida and you're good too. Florida

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was crushing in the nineties. The Devil Rays, the Devil Rays,

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the Teal Marlins, I mean just beautiful, the magic Shack Magic.

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I mean we're talking gorgeous.

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Speaker 3: I can only think of really one better logo in

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the NBA, And so Charlotte Hornets.

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Speaker 1: The Hornet drilling the basketball.

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Speaker 3: No better starter jacket than the Charlotte Hornet.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that type of jacket you would get

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beat up for in grade school, not because they were.

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Speaker 3: Like people would want to steal it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, So you wear that. It's

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a it's a risk, but you look good. I had one.

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Speaker 2: In fact, Wait, isn't speaking of the Philly abandonment. Isn't

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that what Mac is wearing in the episode where they're all.

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Speaker 1: Wear they're probably high.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's absolutely wearing like a neon starter. I swear

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to god, it's a hornets.

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Speaker 3: Everyone wanted their hands on it.

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Speaker 1: A lot of Larry Johnson fans in the nineties. Plus

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they had Muggsy Bogues. Yeah, so it was Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's a better nineties were just a better time they were.

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There was a peak of like not just America, but humanity.

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Speaker 2: You know why I like the nineties, especially before we

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get on topic here, is that people didn't call me sir.

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Speaker 1: How many times have you gottensurd about one hundred times?

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Last night?

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Speaker 3: I'm okay with sir. So we had people you're not

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getting hit with Boss?

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Speaker 2: Well, Boss is I think the most disrespected meaning yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: The younger generation seems to gravitate the Boss. Every time,

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you know, I'm getting my coffee or I'm at the

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gym checking in, somebody hits me with like thanks Boss.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's what you tell like an old man,

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you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: To make him I would never hit anyone with Boss.

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I want to like fight on site.

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Speaker 1: To make him feel strong. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I just won't my bag or here you go, boss.

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You're killing it, dude, and then he just walks away.

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Speaker 3: You're like, fuck you, guy's get a die to. I

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gotta swing on you. Yeah you drop boss me, I'm swinging.

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Speaker 1: We had people over.

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Speaker 2: My aunt and uncle and my cousin and her boyfriend

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over last night because my sister was in town for

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uh food and then they hang out with the kids

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and stuff like that. And my cousin is twenty and

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she brought her boyfriend who is also twenty and he's.

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Speaker 1: A good, good Southern little frat boy. I liked him

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a lot, but.

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Speaker 3: Retter of me and myself back in the day.

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Speaker 1: He did not know. He's much better looking and cooler, tanner, taller. Yeah, no, no, no,

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I didn't. In no way was I reminded of myself.

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Speaker 3: I accidentally opened the bathroom door, so I got a

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glimpse of his hog.

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Speaker 1: That's what the cameras are for. It is the amateur hour.

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My worn't production.

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Speaker 3: Even that, you know, no deficiencies, but he was.

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Speaker 2: He just kept be like, oh, yes, sir, yes, sir, oh, yeah,

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totally sir, yes, sir, oh, no, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Sir, like if I for my drink or something like that.

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It was painful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, despite your appearance with the backwards hat, you are

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forty thirty nine, but yeah forty for all, just excepted. Man,

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my body's breaking down too, I'm joining it. I was

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just like, God, damn it, I'm becoming the old guy

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at the gym.

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Speaker 1: You are the old.

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Speaker 3: Guy that there's a older guy. You hang sack now, No,

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not yet.

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Speaker 1: That's like.

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Speaker 3: Corpse level at the gym.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to do it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've you have to be at least sixty to

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just you know, hang sack the entire time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just sack over the bench.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's got to drip on the bench.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just gonna man, I don't even go to

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a gym, and I will join a gym when I

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try just to hit.

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Speaker 3: The sauna, to do that sauna, steam room, hot tub

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and then droopy balls on the bench. Yeah, well today

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I think that's the old man's cycle at the gym.

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Speaker 2: It is the workout. Have the workout is just picking

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your balls up because they're so heavy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that's really all it is. Gets that core

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strengthen you got a lift with your legs, you know

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what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Just not giving a fuck is the workout.

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Speaker 2: Well, today we have a topic that is slightly related

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to modern times.

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Speaker 3: We've really only done a lot of modern episodes recently,

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have not really except for the Patreon pitch on dot

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COM's Last Software History, where we've done some ancient stuff. Yeah,

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the main feed has really just been a lot of

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you know, two hundred years.

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Speaker 1: This is another one, but it's relevant.

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Speaker 3: Which he used to uh chastise me and me and

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Jake for doing.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you're on a crunch to write and you got

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to just take the best one you've got in your

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list and not do a deeper dive into like the

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look I did it. I did a deep dive on

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this episode.

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Speaker 2: But like a lot of times, if I have more

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runway to write, i'll be I will read around for

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like hours and to find something interesting. But today I

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was like, I gotta go off my prelist that I

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just like stack shit.

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Speaker 1: Into to like when I when I need a topic.

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But since it's war on the horizon walls upon us,

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maybe probably not, or you know it's a one off,

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probably not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I grew up my entire speaking of the nineties,

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my entire childhood, Like I swear to God once a year,

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it's like Bill Clinton bomb to Rack again. It was

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a constant because there's like a no fly zone or

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some shit. But today we're talking about a pro.

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Speaker 1: See of war.

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Speaker 2: From from this is a this is a we're getting

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it from both ends here, this is a DP modern

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times equivalent. Here from Pope Leo Oh the thirteenth. Okay,

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on October thirteenth, eighteen eighty four, another prophecy of the popes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Pope Leo had a vision, a doc vision, a

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troubling vision, the build up.

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Speaker 3: The anticipation.

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Speaker 2: So Leo for those who don't know Leo the fourteenth,

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the current pope specifically picked his name because of Leo

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the thirteenth, because of who Leo the thirteenth was. So

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there's a direct reason, direct line from the thirteenth to

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the fourteenth. So Leo the thirteenth was well known as

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like an intellectual pope, very very sciencey pope, and he

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we need to put the Catholic Church in the lens

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of modern times, like we need to address modern problems

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if you remember it all, what's going on in eighteen

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eighty four. It's the Gilded Age.

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Speaker 1: We're in.

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Speaker 3: Modern problems require modern solutions, modern Catholicism.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Gilded Age.

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Speaker 2: The industrial Revolution is fully I mean it's almost over

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at this point because everyone's industrialized and you've got a

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bunch of shit going on, like workers' rights. Obviously we

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talked about that in the anarchist episode. That was a

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big thing the anarchists were in on, was workers' rights,

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fair wages, safe working conditions, unions for the factory.

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Speaker 1: The union man. Yeah, your dad would have loved Pope

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Speaker 3: I don't know if. I mean he was a part

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like he wasn't, you know, blowing up the rat right

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he was just like with the picket signs.

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Speaker 1: Would rather just be at work right now, this is

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fucking terrible.

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Speaker 3: He didn't have a smartphone until like three years ago.

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Speaker 1: God bless that man, because.

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Speaker 3: The union only like supplied flip phones the unit.

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Speaker 1: He was probably forced to sit up for.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like paid dues into they're like, congratulations on your job.

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Speaker 1: Now, this is your taxes, this is your union taxes.

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Speaker 3: But I do like kind of like a low level

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guy that runs his own fight them. Yeah, that's what

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a union is, like a union boss, a boss tweety

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yeah type.

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Speaker 1: He's he's almost like a like a feudal lord, like

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a minor one.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he has his own little

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he runs it with an iron fish.

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Speaker 3: He does not my dad. Obviously, my dad's a pond.

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But right, right, right, your.

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Speaker 1: Dad is that would be is that as a biography title,

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the reluctant.

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Speaker 3: Pond, the pond that would go forward?

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Speaker 1: Let's go all right?

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Speaker 2: Fine, So pop Leio was really in on making sure

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the Catholic Church was getting involved in these new emerging things.

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But he was not like socialist or whatever he was

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because he hated communism because obviously communism and socialism were atheists, so.

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Speaker 1: Can't have that.

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Speaker 2: So he did reaffirm Essentially, he did not like he

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was anti socialist. He affirmed the rights to property and

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free enterprise, but he was also against both socialism and

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what was really going off at the time. Socialism didn't

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really start bucking until the twentieth century. But what was

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really going off at the time, which we always also

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love to talk about, which is just no rules capitalism.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like put the babies in the factory. They yearned

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for the minds. Yeah yeah, I mean you have those

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photos of the Chimney sweep beer that are about four

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years old. It because I can get in those small

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little crevices and climb up.

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Speaker 2: My favorite picture, one of my favorite historical pictures of

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all time. We should probably have it like in our

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header is it's from Saint Louis, of course, and it's

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these three newspaper boys. I mean the oldest one has

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to be ten, and they're just ripping heaters.

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Speaker 3: They should be. And then American tobacco.

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Speaker 2: What's funny is like they're doing like you see a

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picture like that, and then you'll see people be.

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Speaker 1: Like, why do kids look so much younger nowadays? Is

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it a hormone problem?

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Speaker 3: It's like, no, look at these fuckers two packs a day,

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working in the sun.

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Speaker 1: But you need that filterless cigarette.

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Speaker 3: I need that nicotine. It's a new tropic keeps you up.

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You're doing seventeen eighteen hour shifts. Yeah, that might be

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why we look younger today? No sleep, Yeah, there you go. Sorry,

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they cared about grind culture back then.

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Speaker 1: You go, look at that quarterback. Who's that picture.

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Speaker 2: There's the other one, like the quarterback who's younger than me.

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He's like thirty seven for the Raiders.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks fucking eighty.

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Speaker 3: It's a better time. Although, like we said, the preservatives

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and the food are preserving us microplastic and.

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Speaker 1: Keep you young. People don't realize this, and people are like, oh,

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they hurt your fertility.

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Speaker 2: Wrong, My loads are fine and I am as full

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of microplastics as anyone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my tea is fine, dude. Yeah, it's something like

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the seven hundreds right now.

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Speaker 1: It's called evolution. Just you know, keep your gains up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if the people who get hurt by microplastics are

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not evolutionarily meant to continue their blood lug.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: So another interesting thing Leo did, and you're gonna like

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this one. He wanted the knowledge the church had to

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go out more into the public as well, so he

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opened to the Vatican's secret archives.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I like this to researchers.

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Speaker 1: Didn't go to God's prison cell.

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Speaker 3: No, kept that. Well, some secrets are meant to be secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for those who don't know, can't unravel everything. We

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have a theory, working theory. We believe wholeheartedly that God

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has chained up beneath the Vatican with silver, a.

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Speaker 3: Silver cage you can't get out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very Magneto style.

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Speaker 2: But he's not like Magneto's serenely playing chess like he's

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a raging beast. I think like King Kong in the ship,

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you know what I mean, just furious wants to get out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But there's also some type of device that's taken power

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from God, yes, like from his.

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Speaker 1: Head, also his chest, powering the Vatican.

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Speaker 3: It's honestly power in Europe at this point.

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Speaker 1: Weirdly, it's not clean energy.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's only coal, he would think.

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Speaker 1: But God runs on a coal furnace.

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Speaker 3: But you know they spin it into electricity right right,

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then it becomes green.

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Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So he also founded Leo did the Vatican Observatory to quote,

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so that everyone might see clearly that the Church and

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her pastors are not opposed to true in solid science.

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Speaker 1: They were transparent, whether human or divine for like three years. Yeah,

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So he wanted he wanted the papacy to seem modern.

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He wanted to seem friendly with science because obviously there

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was a couple hundred years where the Vatican was not

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super stoked on someone being like the Sun, I think

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is the sent through of the solidar system, you fucking idiot.

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It's the Earth. Everything revolves around us, the Earth and

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the turtle. It rides on you. Peace all the way down. Yeah, yes,

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you motherfucker, and we will kill you if you say otherwise. Dude.

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You know what doing that accent reminded me of right now?

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You know my you know, my bitch wife said to

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me last night? What your bitch wife said I was doing?

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Speaker 2: I was taught we were talking about F one weekend

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in Austin, because I was telling the two kids that

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were there about like, just going out in Austin.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be interesting this year with all the Persians.

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Yeah yeah, oh no, don't go out that weekend.

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Speaker 1: Be on high alert in Austin. But I was saying, like,

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what are they about it?

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Speaker 2: I was just like, it's funny, hot, like going out

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and on an F one weekend because Austin's like sort

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of like a fun bar town.

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Speaker 1: You know, people are like, hey, people are friendly, but

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like f one weekend, you get like Russians in there

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and they're like, give me a vodka, buttle of buttle

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of vodka, not deep. You'll pretty one with vodka, you know,

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pretty sure. Don't send men with Vodko that sud man

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sad man work a bar. Where's this going? I did

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that voice and my aunt was like, I can't believe

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he just went into that voice. That's so good.

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Speaker 3: And Courtney was like, is it any type of compliment

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you received just immediately crushed it?

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Speaker 1: Yep? That's like what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: If you're with somebody for so long? All those you know,

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things that initially attracted you to them, or you know,

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maybe you thought were funny at first. Uh, they become

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the bane of ear existence.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I just wanted to I just looked at

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her like, this is all I got. This maybe laugh

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years ago, this is all I got. This is the

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only talent I have in this world, mediocre accents that

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I do all the podcasts. How you can say that

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to me?

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Speaker 3: Come on, now, you're second guessing yourself.

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Speaker 1: I have all the confidence is gone, all of it.

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I don't know if I'm being able to do that.

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Three hundred voice for the next sketch. No, no faith, it's.

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Speaker 3: Like this, this check right here pays for our mortgage kind.

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Speaker 1: Of like kind of so yeah, Leo, he moved the

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church back into the mainstream.

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Speaker 2: They're kind of flagging as things got very modern in

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the nineteenth century. He was also considered a great diplomat,

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improved relations with Russia, Germany, France, Britain. And this is

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fun and apropos of maybe nothing or maybe maybe apropos

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of what happened. Maybe it influence would happened. I don't know,

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but uh. Leo was a big fan of cocaine wine.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a modern spin on old school delight,

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like lead wine. Yeah, that's ancient as it gets.

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Speaker 1: He loved it.

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Speaker 2: Was a coke infused wine tonic, so it was like

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a wine cooler with cocaine in it.

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Speaker 3: Cocaine was in everything back then, medicine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he loved it. He loved just sipping on

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cocaine wine.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, who's gonna have a bad time on cocaine wine.

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Speaker 1: In fact, he loved cocaine wine so much that he

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awarded a Vatican Gold medal to the wine's creator, Angelo Marianni.

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Speaker 3: We don't know about this man. He doesn't get enough credit.

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Speaker 1: What Leo no Angelo the creator of cocaine. That's actually

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true and this is my favorite part. Pope Leo the

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thirteenth appeared in an advertisement for the cocaine.

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Speaker 3: Wine Let's go Baby. He's just like, yeah, I'm so productive.

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Ye know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I've done more for Jesus in a month then any

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other Paul pass.

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Speaker 3: What if we just start aside business? You know, what

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if we just do that? You know, we have the

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Vatican here, that's like obviously our main gig. We do that,

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and then we uh, you know, maybe we uh we

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set a bar. We have our own bar, dude in church,

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and they gotta buy it all the church gotta buy it. Dude,

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We're gonna break it in to it's church and then

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a bar. And then you know, after you go to church,

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then everyone meets at the bar, and then they also

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spend the money there. Then we collect it and then

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we put it into the church, and it's just kind

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of this revolving cycle.

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Speaker 1: Come what you like, you like it. I don't know, man,

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let's just do Maybe we should just focus on church.

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People aren't going as much. No no, no, no, do we

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get a back, then we get a back faking do

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it in the fucking pope.

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Speaker 2: So all of this is to say leading up to

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this that the pope, this pope is I guess two things,

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addicted to cocaine, uh, but also also a very modern, intellectual,

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grounded type of thinker.

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Speaker 3: Right, dude always has a bag on him.

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Speaker 2: He sprinkles it in a bottle of of he's just

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sipping it with his with his sermons. But there's like

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a this is not a pope who is necessarily like

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a like into mysticism or what like. He's a modern guy. Right,

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So then we come to the vision.

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Speaker 1: Just love the uppers who does it? And honestly, on

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that job you run. If you're running a country and

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you're not on uppers, you're probably doing a horrible job

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running that country. Well you're you know in Latin America. Well,

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but they're definitely on upper, not all of them.

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Speaker 3: So all right, Caribbean then I guess yeah island time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, no Jamaican president has ever been on an

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upper in his life.

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Speaker 3: Ah, we get to it when we do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like okay, but look around, hey man, we're not

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an important place it's fine, it though, her. We just

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take the doors of money.

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Speaker 3: This road hasn't been built for fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: And all the materials that were four building the road

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are now blocking the road.

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Speaker 3: They're spread from all the hurricanes.

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Speaker 1: It's a really bad day, man. It's okay, Like I

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got myself some rum I gotta imagine though, like South America,

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like Javier Malay is gassed out of his mind.

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Speaker 3: Also, if you're offended by my Jamaican accent, I'm doing

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a chet Hanks impression, you're.

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Speaker 1: Doing the chet Hanks impressive. Like chet Hanks is Jamaican accent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I mean I can't do Jamaican, So I'll

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just toss that there right now. White boys some uh yeah,

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it's not like Chetthanks, not like a Jamaican.

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Speaker 1: I think I nailed it. Yeah. So again, this.

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Speaker 2: Pope not amistic, pretty intellectual guy, very science y all

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this stuff. So when the Pope one day on October

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thirty teenth, eighteen eighty four, had just finished celebrating a

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private mass in the Vatican Chapel that was attended only

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by a few cardinals and a few members of the

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Vatican staff. This is not a public mass, he suddenly

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stops at the foot of the altar, and he stands.

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Speaker 3: There because of this vision.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he stands there his prophecy for ten minutes. He's

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in a trance. His face has gone ash and white.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been in a trance? Has a trance

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ever just suddenly hit you?

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Speaker 1: No, I've never, ever, ever been in a trance.

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Speaker 3: It's because you're not in the five D bro.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't pick up those wavelengths, and I don't

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want to pick up those wavelengths.

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Speaker 3: It would be honestly terrifying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you want to just hear other demes

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like accidentally see another dimension.

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Speaker 1: I got stuff to do, mant a time and a

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little worker aunt. I don't have time for this shit.

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Don't bother me with this.

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Speaker 3: People that are like severely autistic are in multiple dimensions.

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That was so like when they're talking to no one

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in particular, they're actually talking to somebody else in.

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Speaker 1: Their condimensionally with a fifth dimensional being or a different time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because time is not linear obviously, it's all stacked

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on the top of each other.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with No, that's my personal opinion. I

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believe it.

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Speaker 2: I know you do, and I respect that you believe it.

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I'm not going to challenge that belief.

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Speaker 3: It makes sense, Like, who else are they going to

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be talking to?

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Speaker 1: They're probably bored by all of us. Yeah, So he

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stands there for ten minutes, face white as fuck, and

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those in the church he seemed to be staring at something.

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They don't know what though.

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Speaker 2: Then he collapses and falls into what they thought was

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a coma, just goes unconscious. But apparently, according to Leo

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later or whatever, it was mystical ecstasy. Maybe he was

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an artist, he got yanked fully into the fifth dimension.

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Or maybe his heart stopped from so much cocaine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it could just be the coke, Just so much

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powder in the room.

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Speaker 1: Just the insight. What do you I forgot? You call

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it a little swinging incense thing.

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Speaker 3: But full of cocaine. Yeah, just all fill in.

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00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:21,759
Speaker 1: Everybody's just like.

468
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:25,839
Speaker 3: I get some more.

469
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,319
Speaker 1: That mass is sweet. Actually, I can't think of a

470
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,279
worse thing than being at Mass on cocaine.

471
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 3: You'd want everything to kind of speed up. I get

472
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400
the homilie, Yeah, get the pointed.

473
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,799
Speaker 2: I got a big good, big good, big good, big good,

474
00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:40,440
big good wine wine wine. I need to slow down,

475
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:41,319
Get me some wine.

476
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 3: Cracker, please.

477
00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:46,759
Speaker 1: So those standing by rushed to his side, and they

478
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:52,240
found him alive. But Pope look scared. Pope looked troubled

479
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,720
by what he had seen and heard of what is

480
00:23:56,759 --> 00:24:01,000
to come there? You get him up, and they're like,

481
00:24:01,759 --> 00:24:05,759
your holiness, your holiness, what happened? What happened? Are you okay?

482
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:06,359
Oh you okay?

483
00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: The Pope just fucking gets up, shoves them all off

484
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,200
of him, just stiff arms him off, and runs to

485
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:17,279
his office, runs out of the chapel, straight to his

486
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,440
office and composes the prayer to Saint Michael.

487
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 3: This is office a bit of a man cave.

488
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,839
Speaker 1: I don't know what the Pope's office looks like. I

489
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,000
hope it's like a sweet office, like on a top

490
00:24:30,039 --> 00:24:30,799
floor of something.

491
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 3: But I feel like, I hope this leo has like

492
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,039
signed White Sox jerseys.

493
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 1: He definitely there's a Frank Thomas. Do you think Frank

494
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,160
Thomas is low key sending him his product?

495
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,079
Speaker 3: He's got black Hawks game use sticks overhead?

496
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 1: Is he you think he's a hockey guy? Oh?

497
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a White Sox they won three cups.

498
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're a White Sox fan, you're definitely like

499
00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:54,200
on the trashier side, which means you're which.

500
00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:56,799
Speaker 3: Means you're a hockey fan. Yes, yeah, yeah, Leo I

501
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,000
think is a black Hawks fan. If he was a

502
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,279
Cups fan, I don't think he would be. But since

503
00:25:01,319 --> 00:25:02,559
he's a white Sox fan, yes.

504
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, if he's a Cubs fan, he's at best

505
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,519
a black Hawk's casual. But a white Sox fan, Yeah,

506
00:25:08,559 --> 00:25:12,000
that's that's hard scrabble white guy he is. And if

507
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,160
you look, if you saw where he grew up, his

508
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,480
childhood home looks exactly like the home of every single

509
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,920
person in Saint Louis who I've known their entire lives.

510
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: Who's a huge Blues fan?

511
00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 2: Just a real working class, post World War two brick

512
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,960
box of a home. Those guys, they spend all their

513
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,240
child support on hockey gear.

514
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:33,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

515
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,319
Speaker 3: Panthers fans, we all have pools.

516
00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: In our backyard. Yeah, but that's not impressive for Florida.

517
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,200
Not in Florida. Everyone has a fucking pool, I know,

518
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,720
but you know you still have it. Yeah.

519
00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 2: So he runs in his office from the chapel, shoves

520
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,640
everyone off him, writes the prayer to Saint Michael and

521
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:51,160
his attendants.

522
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: The whole time. We're like, are you okay?

523
00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 2: Okay, and he's like, I must ride, I must rides

524
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,720
right now. From eighteen eighty six to nineteen sixty four,

525
00:25:58,839 --> 00:26:03,319
this prayer on Leo's orders was recited after low Mass

526
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:08,920
in the Catholic Church, although not incorporated into regular high.

527
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,759
Speaker 1: Mass or whatever. Here's the read you the prayer. Okay,

528
00:26:13,559 --> 00:26:18,440
and you know who Saint Michael is, right, the warrior angel? Yeah? Yeah,

529
00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:20,720
not the bitch angel like Gabriel. No, not the one

530
00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:23,359
who shows up to tell a thirteen year old she's pregnant.

531
00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 3: Although Gabriel might be the one that got married pregnant, right.

532
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: I feel like Gabriel did the IVF.

533
00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:31,759
Speaker 3: He passed along the message.

534
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,079
Speaker 1: Gabriel did the IVF.

535
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:35,839
Speaker 3: He inserted the god seamen, Yeah.

536
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: God couldn't be bothered to come down and do it himself.

537
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to be seen as a pedophile.

538
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: No, no, no, let's get the angels do the dirty

539
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,759
work there. I mean, the angels killed the firstborn in Egypt.

540
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,519
Speaker 3: It's fine if she gets pregnant as long as no

541
00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:51,200
one has sex with her. Sam is like, it's this,

542
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,319
It's cool for a sixteen year old to get a

543
00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,880
boob job as long as as long as you don't

544
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,640
sexualize there.

545
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:01,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, which seems totally possible. Daddy, my Instagram's not growing.

546
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,200
I just need absolute canon titties.

547
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 3: How was that a thing in like the early two thousands?

548
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,960
For they're super sweet, sixteen, they're just getting fucking cannon.

549
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: Dude, even if they're of age.

550
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 2: I knew multiple girls whose high school graduation present was

551
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,279
a fucking boob job.

552
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: It just, you know, it doesn't seem like something the

553
00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:20,119
parents father.

554
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:22,519
Speaker 2: I don't have a daughter, but I swear to God

555
00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:24,079
if I did, and my daughter was like, I just

556
00:27:24,079 --> 00:27:30,400
want big fucking titties to celebrate my education.

557
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,519
Speaker 3: Like I want my shirts to fit better. No, what

558
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:37,839
do you mean? No, that just seems like a purchase

559
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,640
you know a woman should make with her first paycheck.

560
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, instead of framing it, putting it in your office,

561
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,279
work for it, frame it on your chest. You shouldn't

562
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:52,519
be you know, handed titties. You should have to earn them.

563
00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:54,000
You should have to earn the titties. I agree.

564
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,319
Speaker 2: So this is the this is the prayer. Saint Michael

565
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,799
the Archangel defend us in battle. Be our protection against

566
00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:02,720
the wickedness. And snares of the devil. May God rebuke him.

567
00:28:02,759 --> 00:28:05,119
We humbly pray and do thou, o, Prince of the

568
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,319
Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell

569
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,079
Satan and all the other evil spirits who prowl about

570
00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:14,559
the world seeking to ruin, seeking the ruin of souls.

571
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: Amen.

572
00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: So he writes that prayer after his vision. That prayer

573
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,119
is then said at Mass for the next eighty years.

574
00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:25,799
When asked what happened, they still don't know what happened,

575
00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:29,160
by the way, so they're like, he writes this prayer

576
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,119
and they're still just like, what the fuck happened to you?

577
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:32,759
Speaker 3: I didn't really explain the vision.

578
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,079
Speaker 1: Well, we'll get into it now.

579
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,519
Speaker 2: But he did all of this before explaining to anyone

580
00:28:36,559 --> 00:28:39,200
what happened. So when asked, he explained that as he

581
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,640
was about to leave the foot of the altar Leo,

582
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:50,640
the thirteen suddenly starts hearing voices. Sure, now, actually, I

583
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,640
didn't look this up. And can cocaine yes on schizophrenia.

584
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,599
Speaker 3: LSD, LSD brings on all the schizophrenia.

585
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

586
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: Studies have shown drugs, particularly cannabis, cocaine, elis, and amphetamines,

587
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:07,240
can increase the risk of developing schizophrenia, and it also

588
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:11,880
can significantly impact individuals who are genetically predisposed or otherwise

589
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,039
vulnerable to the condition.

590
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,839
Speaker 3: So the Pope started to believe he was a glass

591
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,319
of orange shoes, and if you tipped him over he

592
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:18,839
would die.

593
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,279
Speaker 1: No, it would be funny if, like someone you're talking

594
00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:25,119
about the classic he did so much lsd he thought

595
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,519
he was orange juice.

596
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: It'd be funny if someone was like, yeah, whatever, Kyle,

597
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,680
and then like pushed him over and he died, not

598
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,680
even just died. His shoulders pop off and all his

599
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:36,000
inners just spill out.

600
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: All the blood just pours and fills the streets. But

601
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:42,960
oh he's right again.

602
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:46,119
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I guess we should have believed him.

603
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,319
It's his body, he knows better than us.

604
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 3: Or he has the ability and the superpower to just

605
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,359
smash through walls like the kool aid man.

606
00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: Also that they do. I don't get that ability. He's

607
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,359
made of glass, I know, but he can do it.

608
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,799
Speaker 3: Makes those Yeah, it's going through brick wall.

609
00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: So Leo heard two voices, one kind and gentle, the

610
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,880
other guttural and harsh, and they seem to come from

611
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,079
near the tabernacle. As he listened, he heard the following

612
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:27,119
conversation between the devil and God. They do have some

613
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:33,480
back and forth. It's a very job esque conversation, right,

614
00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:38,480
they gambled. Satan was like, hey, I bet you if

615
00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:40,440
you fucked that guy's life up, who won't believe in

616
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,720
you anymore? And God is like, bet that just killed

617
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,240
his kids, Yeah, killed his livestock.

618
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 3: The devil's the bad friend for God.

619
00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:53,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, God's fine. And then the devil like, imagine you

620
00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:56,400
have like a super rich friend and he's a normal guy.

621
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:58,640
He likes to drink, but he's like a normal guy.

622
00:30:59,039 --> 00:31:01,119
And then there's this one piece of shit friend who's

623
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,640
also in the friend group who's constantly encouraging him to

624
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,839
do horrible things.

625
00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: With this money.

626
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 3: But he has a boat and he's fun.

627
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the devil in God. So Satan says,

628
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:16,319
I can destroy your church seventy five to one hundred

629
00:31:16,359 --> 00:31:18,440
years and a greater power over those he will give

630
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,200
themselves over to my service. And God goes, you can

631
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,720
then go ahead and do so, like to see you try, buddy.

632
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:33,359
Speaker 2: Let's literally He was like, all right, do it, do it.

633
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,559
And then Satan of course, being the greedy little bitch

634
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:37,920
that he is, goes to.

635
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,119
Speaker 1: Do so, I need more time and more.

636
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,039
Speaker 3: Power, always moving the goalpost.

637
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,599
Speaker 1: Always moving, like immediate goalpost move.

638
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 3: But I can do it now, okay, all right, what

639
00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:52,480
I mean now? I mean three hundred.

640
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: Years seventy five to one hundred was the ty light

641
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:57,319
he gave. And God's like, okay, then He's like, give

642
00:31:57,359 --> 00:31:59,240
you more power to you. I need more power. And

643
00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:02,920
God's like, God being God, I guess, is like, how

644
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,440
much time? How much power?

645
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: And then Satan says, you know, seventy five hundred years again,

646
00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:13,240
and God says, you will have the time, you will

647
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:18,720
have the power, do with them what you will. All

648
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:24,759
what Leo allegedly overhears. God also permitted Satan to choose

649
00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:28,559
a single century in which to do his work, and

650
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,319
Satan chose the twentieth century.

651
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:32,079
Speaker 1: Obviously.

652
00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, so at least Satan wasn't like, oh, okay, let's

653
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,759
go twenty third let's go twenty third century. Y'ahan need

654
00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:40,440
to just like, you know, get my ducks in a row.

655
00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:41,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

656
00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:43,319
Speaker 3: I don't think there's humans in like the twenty fourth

657
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,480
or twenty fifth century.

658
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,839
Speaker 1: So but what's even the point of this bet if

659
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:51,480
they both know that, God's just like, hey, just chill out,

660
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:52,319
it's almost over.

661
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: They got like too honestly, the twenty third century too. Yeah,

662
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I don't see us making it there. It's just yeah.

663
00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: But God as our current form just lee, He's just like,

664
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,799
just leave him alone. We're gonna be synths, gonna be.

665
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: Singularity, Singularity. Unfortunately, he chose the twentieth century. And then

666
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:15,640
God privately revealed the future events of the twentieth century

667
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,119
to Leo.

668
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: Okay, so world War one, World War two, not nine

669
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,960
to eleven, that's twenty first century. Yeah, Leo had no

670
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,880
idea about nine to eleven, but he called the two

671
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,519
world wars.

672
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kennedy getting his brains blown out, everything fucking China

673
00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:33,200
and the Soviet Union did like bar from bar.

674
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like there will be a Kennedy Yep.

675
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:39,119
Speaker 1: Gotta think he will be addicted.

676
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 3: To the pussy.

677
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: I hope he mentioned like Greg Maddox in there. I

678
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,920
feel like he's a big part of the twentieth century.

679
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,839
Speaker 1: But who knows.

680
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: The Toronto Blue Jays hitting the ninety three.

681
00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:55,319
Speaker 1: The walk off, walk off, that Dave's not Dave Stewart.

682
00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:59,039
Dave Winfield. I think wasn't Winfield. It was Joe Carter.

683
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,119
Fun Yeah, okay, Joe Carter. There you go. I don't

684
00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:03,119
know I thought. I don't know why I thought it

685
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:03,480
was a Dave.

686
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,519
Speaker 3: It's because your brain slid into another universe.

687
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,159
Speaker 1: That's true.

688
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,159
Speaker 2: I was Mandela affected, and actually we're at coming from

689
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,679
it was uh Dave Winfield, And like, so I wasn't wrong.

690
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: I'll just slid dimensions if I wasn't wrong.

691
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,199
Speaker 2: The important thing is I wasn't wrong, and we can

692
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,239
just skip over how I apparently slid through and just

693
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,039
really focus on that I wasn't wrong.

694
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: Anyone who I hate them, We've talked changed timelines. Yeah.

695
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 3: The easiest way to gaslight somebody is to be like, actually,

696
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,920
in my timeline, that didn't happen.

697
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 2: Like, all you have to say to that, too is

698
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,039
to be like, oh, interesting, well we're not in your

699
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,320
timeline anymore.

700
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,559
Speaker 1: So fuck you. I don't give a shit what happened

701
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,199
in your fucking timeline.

702
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,679
Speaker 3: We're gonna slide into another timeline where we don't even

703
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,280
have this fight.

704
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'd like to go there right now.

705
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 2: So he also had Leo also had a vision of

706
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,159
demons being released from Hell, and as the vision ended,

707
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:05,119
he saw Saint Michael charge in and drive them all

708
00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:06,000
back into Hell.

709
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: So again this happened in eighteen eighty four. Devil said

710
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,320
he needed seventy five two one hundred years.

711
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:16,079
Speaker 3: Michael's a brute. It's just an absolute has He's.

712
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: Just there to swing a sword.

713
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,519
Speaker 3: Which how does an eyeball swing a sword?

714
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 2: Probably frighteningly, you're so distracted by the ball of eyeballs

715
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,559
that you don't see the flame, the flaming sword coming

716
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:34,880
at you. That would be a funny sketch or like

717
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,519
whatever is if, Like I don't know, Like Gabriel was

718
00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:41,440
busy and like Michael had to go deliver the news

719
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,639
to Mary. He's just like a moron, Like all he

720
00:35:43,639 --> 00:35:46,760
does is kill kill things. He's like, oh, hey.

721
00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 3: Okay, so so God has his baggage for you. Shit,

722
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:55,320
I killed Mary and she's dead.

723
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: Oh I got this. Look, God gave me this load

724
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,840
for you. You're gonna have to take it. It's gonna suck,

725
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,880
I guess, but it's fine.

726
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 3: You would think God's load though, would be how they

727
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,639
always talk about Superman and Lois Lane.

728
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, the conversation.

729
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 3: He would just blow through her back.

730
00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:14,599
Speaker 2: There's there's no way in physics that he doesn't blow

731
00:36:14,679 --> 00:36:16,920
absolute Yeah, cannon loads.

732
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: Under do you?

733
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 2: Unless they fuck under a red lamp because the red

734
00:36:22,519 --> 00:36:24,360
son is he doesn't have powers under.

735
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: Or she has like a kryptonite pussy all a kryptonite

736
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,320
condom could also do it.

737
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 3: But then he's not getting hard.

738
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,199
Speaker 2: That's true, he's he absolutely If he the kryptonite is

739
00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:36,559
too strong, he won't get he can't get dick.

740
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,599
Speaker 3: So the options are you'll blow off my lower body

741
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:44,119
or you will be pushing rope.

742
00:36:44,159 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 2: No, he's got to get They got to get a

743
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,159
red UV light. They need red UV rays. Okay, that's

744
00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:50,000
that's the only way.

745
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: So if you ever want to know who's fucking Superman,

746
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,719
just look for a bedroom that's bright red light coming

747
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,119
out of it.

748
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:00,119
Speaker 3: That's kind of a modern health trend going right now.

749
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:03,239
Was the UV light like red or just any any

750
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,599
red the red room though? Okay, certainly, of course.

751
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: Sure, why not?

752
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 2: So seventy five this is where the Catholics really get

753
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,480
some catholics and you might join in on this. You

754
00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:18,719
know what seventy five years from eighteen eighty four was

755
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,880
seems innocuous, like an innocuous.

756
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,559
Speaker 1: Day, right. World War two was the forties. Kennedy wasn't assassinated.

757
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,079
I mean, the Cold War's going.

758
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,599
Speaker 3: Ten years before we went to the Moon.

759
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,119
Speaker 1: Yep, ten years before. Who actually wanted so Union get

760
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:36,400
their first nuke? Get there, check it out. They never did.

761
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,599
Speaker 3: They never got there.

762
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,679
Speaker 2: They got it in forty nine. Neither was a nine in there. No,

763
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,320
you know what happened in nineteen fifty nine.

764
00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:49,079
Speaker 3: Oh, Vatican two. Yep, Vatican two happened. Of course, the

765
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:55,679
thing that ruined the Catholic Church. He succeeded. He did it.

766
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: One of the first changes to come from Vatican two

767
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:07,760
was the deletion of the Leonine prayers Leonine is in Leo,

768
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,199
which included the prayer to Saint Michael.

769
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 3: Michael's the inside guy for the demons.

770
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,519
Speaker 1: You think Michael's a double agent? He could be. He

771
00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:20,199
likes killing.

772
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 3: He's essentially a mercenary. Yeah, he's just doing it for

773
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,760
both the love of the game and he might be

774
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,559
getting paid for it.

775
00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: What do you pay him? Silver? It's at the Ethereal

776
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,320
bodega drop in silver.

777
00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 3: Just slam a big old silver coin down, a huge one. Hm.

778
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,679
Speaker 1: I like to think I like to hope.

779
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 2: I like to picture partly because of the haircut that

780
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,800
Michael looks like Javier Bardem and No Country for old Men.

781
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:56,079
He has a very cherbook haircut in that, Okay, So

782
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,199
that's my Michael.

783
00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 3: To me, Michael's more like Del Toro and Sacario.

784
00:39:03,639 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: Oh high and tight.

785
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 3: M hm, just real pissed off all the time, silent killer.

786
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Del Toro.

787
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 2: So was Vatican two what Popolio was warning against? Was

788
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,840
it was Satan predicting Vatican Two? Or did Satan know

789
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,880
something else about communism or Nazism or anything like that,

790
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:36,519
or were there more immediate political motives for saying that

791
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:41,519
the Church was under threat from Satan? Like maybe things

792
00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:43,079
happening in Leo's time?

793
00:39:43,639 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: What was happening?

794
00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:46,599
Speaker 3: What was the biggest threats of the church in the eighties?

795
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:54,559
Speaker 2: The Italian government completely occupied and took away the Vatican and.

796
00:39:54,519 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 1: The papal states.

797
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 3: I don't care for that, not one bit.

798
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:02,119
Speaker 1: Equally, they yanked it.

799
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 2: Pope Leo the thirteenth was the first pope I think

800
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:10,440
maybe ever to not rule over a like sovereign Vatican.

801
00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:11,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

802
00:40:11,639 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 2: So the Italian government just fucking yanks it. Uh and

803
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,920
Pope Leo. It's a bold move, I know, right, Pope Leo.

804
00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:21,679
Obviously did the Swiss guards not defend it?

805
00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: They didn't do their job.

806
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:25,039
Speaker 3: The Swiss always stay neutral.

807
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,199
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Like God, you people are fucking useless.

808
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 3: So when you actually try to go into conflict with

809
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:33,960
the Swiss Guard, their auto default is sorry, I cannot

810
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:34,760
swing this weapon.

811
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: It's actually very.

812
00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 2: Easy to kill the Pope because the Swiss Guard's just like, well,

813
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,159
I don't want to take a stance on this.

814
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be neutral here.

815
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,199
I'm gonna say, yeah, don't want get it. I don't

816
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:45,920
want to get involved in this. Seems like a lot.

817
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,920
It's like I paid you to do this, and we'll

818
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,400
keep that in our banks. Yeah, we will take whatever

819
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,159
money comes out of this.

820
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 3: Certainly, whatever gold you have, I don't care what logos

821
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,400
on it.

822
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,159
Speaker 1: Not important. Gold's a soft metal. You can stamp that

823
00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:04,800
out real, easily melded down. Yeah'll be funny. They're too

824
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,280
lazy too.

825
00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:10,679
Speaker 3: I mean, there's definitely swastikas on in Swiss banks right now,

826
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,280
gold bars in Switzerland, right Yeah.

827
00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: So Italy takes the Papal states He was the first

828
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,679
pope ever to not have control over the papal states,

829
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:26,719
which were dissolved in eighteen seventy. The papal residents at

830
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:31,559
the Quirinal pop Palace had been converted to King Victor Emmanuel,

831
00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:35,599
the second of Italy's residents. He just took it over,

832
00:41:35,679 --> 00:41:41,039
kicked the pope out. So the Pope was a little

833
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:46,320
unhappy with what was going on presently with the church.

834
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,440
So it really might not have had anything to do

835
00:41:48,559 --> 00:41:51,079
with Vatican Two.

836
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a call to u rally the banners, you know,

837
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,320
I think kind of another crusade.

838
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind that he.

839
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:03,159
Speaker 2: Wanted like international outcry about the papacy getting Vatican City back.

840
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, like all right, let's get you know, all the

841
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,159
Eastern Europeans together, Let's get France.

842
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, you want to know what else is interesting

843
00:42:13,679 --> 00:42:14,360
about this vision?

844
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,039
Speaker 3: No?

845
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:20,079
Speaker 2: I said earlier that Pope Leo was an intellectual guy,

846
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,119
scientifically minded guy.

847
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,079
Speaker 1: You want to know who. He was a big fan

848
00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:31,239
of Jules vern so much so that he had a

849
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:36,440
private audience with Vernon and his family, the vern Man. Yeah,

850
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,119
so he liked sci fi, did a lot of cocaine.

851
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:47,079
He might have just written Dune. Did I know that

852
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:50,480
Frank Herbert was an insane coke addict? Oh no, I

853
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,760
didn't know that. That's what the spice is.

854
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 2: You didn't know he was just the whole time he

855
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,119
wrote Dune, he was blasting lines.

856
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:58,039
Speaker 1: Sure.

857
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,519
Speaker 3: I mean every great writer at that time.

858
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: Was so why I've never made it? I gotta start

859
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,880
chopping up lines? Yeah, this Zen's not doing it. No,

860
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,400
but yeah, Jules Verne big fan of him. So he

861
00:43:13,519 --> 00:43:15,440
like sci fi, did a lot of coke. There was

862
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:20,079
an immediate political problem and maybe he put on a

863
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:21,719
little show. I don't know if he was into theater

864
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,079
at all.

865
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 3: It all culminates into this. It makes sense. It adds up. Yeah,

866
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:32,519
like you know, when you have the different factors coming together,

867
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,199
the random vision makes way more sense.

868
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

869
00:43:36,519 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 2: Also interesting to note just this is just side fun

870
00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:42,199
facts on Leo before we get out of here. A

871
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,000
big fan of America, which is I think another reason

872
00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:48,639
Leo the fourteenth chose his name love that loved America.

873
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,320
He founded the Catholic University of America, which I.

874
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 1: Think is in DC, but I'm not. I believe so

875
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:54,679
as well.

876
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 2: Yeah it's yeah, it's in Washington, d C. He found

877
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,960
a Catholic University of America.

878
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 3: Which so he just came over on a fucking boat.

879
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,119
I don't know if he ever came to America, but

880
00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:07,639
he founded it. He founded it like a spiritual founder.

881
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: It gave the money for it, I guess. Okay, believe

882
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,760
it or not. American newspapers not a.

883
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,679
Speaker 3: Huge fan of that, you don't say.

884
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: The American newspapers criticized Pope Leo, claiming he was attempting

885
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,239
to gain control of public schools in America.

886
00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: You know he's got to, I swear to God.

887
00:44:29,519 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 2: There is a point in history where it branches off

888
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:36,719
and Catholicism becomes normalized in America. But there is a

889
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,840
time where things they say about Catholics and things they

890
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,159
still say about Jews are the exact same.

891
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,639
Speaker 1: To a degree.

892
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:50,559
Speaker 3: But also how it's funny back then even then they're like, man,

893
00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:55,159
they're trying to brainwash your children. Yeah, don't send them

894
00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:55,880
the public.

895
00:44:55,559 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: School to the public schools, are brainwashing your fucking.

896
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,599
Speaker 3: Kids them at home. Yeah, where you'll homeschool your child

897
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,400
and do three times the work as you try to

898
00:45:06,559 --> 00:45:08,880
also do your normal ass job.

899
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,519
Speaker 1: And then the worst thing that will happen to your children.

900
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 2: Is you murder suicide your whole family because you can't

901
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,840
fucking take it anymore?

902
00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want school shootings at a homeschool, No.

903
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: You really really don't. Leo wasn't fully pro America, though

904
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,920
he was against.

905
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 1: Was planning for American War and wanted a dick. He

906
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,599
didn't like that the US occupied the Philippines.

907
00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:33,119
Speaker 3: Well, I also Spain, big Catholic country.

908
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, And America was a Protestant country, although now

909
00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:39,239
I think we're mostly Catholic, even though we're still really

910
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,679
kind of a Protestant country. And in nineteen oh two,

911
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:50,840
he told then American Governor of the Philippines, William Howard

912
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,519
Taft to eat shit because the govern he wouldn't let

913
00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:57,480
the US government buy land from Catholic friars in the Philippines.

914
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: Fuck off, fatty, do you think this is our land?

915
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:07,239
But you gotta think though. Leo was pretty sensitive to

916
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,159
governments taking Catholic land at that point. But yeah, that

917
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,119
is the story of Pope Leo's prophecy for the doom

918
00:46:15,199 --> 00:46:19,599
of the Church that may or may not two.

919
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 3: That, Yeah, that's what I want to believe.

920
00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:25,199
Speaker 1: That Satan. Vatican two was the devil's work.

921
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,280
Speaker 3: He works in centuries, measured in centuries.

922
00:46:29,639 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but pop Lio had some immediate factors that may

923
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,960
have caused the vision, specifically cocaine and the fact that

924
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,360
the Italian government stole all.

925
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,599
Speaker 3: His land and he's down with sci fi and.

926
00:46:40,559 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 1: He's down with sci fi. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Yeah,

927
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,199
so that might have been might have been one of

928
00:46:46,199 --> 00:46:49,960
the reasons as well. Was he Italian himself? Uh let

929
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,199
me see, Actually I don't remember. I mean fucking probably,

930
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,159
I imagine he was. Yeah, if I had to guess, yes,

931
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:01,320
he was Italian. Damn dude, Why did they take his land?

932
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 2: Taking his own shit? I think that king was just

933
00:47:03,039 --> 00:47:04,239
a dick. I don't know if it was the king

934
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,000
that was killed by the anarchists or not.

935
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 3: Did you have to pay tribute to the Italian government?

936
00:47:12,519 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they were taxing them. Fuck I think

937
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,480
they were Italian king killed by anarchists.

938
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they were taxing the shit out of them.

939
00:47:23,519 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: Uh no, No, it was uh Umberto was the guy

940
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,920
before this, So I guess the other guy got in

941
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,639
and was just like fuck everyone.

942
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,119
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, but that's all I got today. On the

943
00:47:37,159 --> 00:47:41,199
prophecy of the Coke addled pope like that, What did

944
00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:41,760
you learn today?

945
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 3: There's so many prophecies of popes. Yeah, we did an

946
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,639
episode on the other one. I forget it was already

947
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:49,440
we did that on the Patreon though.

948
00:47:49,559 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you learn today?

949
00:47:52,599 --> 00:47:57,039
Speaker 3: I learned that Catholic University was created by an Italian pope.

950
00:47:58,079 --> 00:47:59,639
Speaker 1: To take over our public schools.

951
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,079
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and to brainwash the children, you know, really

952
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:06,400
get our fucking roots into the American school system.

953
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,079
Speaker 1: Our plans, our plans are measured in centuries, as they say.

954
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,639
Speaker 3: Everyone does that now though you know what you know,

955
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,199
Qatar funds a lot of stuff.

956
00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:16,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll take money from anybody. Yeah, we don't care.

957
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,639
We just need the public fund and we just need

958
00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:24,159
that fucking money. Who's today's hitler. I'm gonna go with

959
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,320
Vatican too, Just anyone that participated in the Vatican.

960
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,559
Speaker 3: Two because church is way lamer I yeah, it's it

961
00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:36,239
has nothing to do with any of like the significant

962
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,760
changes they made. But like in nass stuff, well like Latin,

963
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,400
it's just boring, you know, it's become friendlier.

964
00:48:44,519 --> 00:48:46,639
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't I don't like that.

965
00:48:46,679 --> 00:48:47,800
We should be the scary church.

966
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 3: We should be scary. I should always feel you know,

967
00:48:51,559 --> 00:48:56,360
the brimstone and fire yeap beneath my toes. Gonna actually

968
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,960
do that, like instead of you know, heating the churches

969
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,559
with the traditional heating system underneath the floors should just

970
00:49:04,599 --> 00:49:08,000
be uh yeah, like a portal to hell. Not even

971
00:49:08,039 --> 00:49:10,280
a portal to hell, but just like maybe some coals.

972
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: You want to be.

973
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:13,079
Speaker 2: You want to be in a Catholic church where you think,

974
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:18,599
at any given second the statue of Jesus on the

975
00:49:18,639 --> 00:49:20,920
cross at the front can just take its head and

976
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,000
go burn.

977
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,119
Speaker 1: And just look directly.

978
00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it should be animated to come to life like

979
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,679
a gargoyle. I know you're gonna come after me for

980
00:49:30,119 --> 00:49:36,400
having such you know, white trash TV shows. As a child,

981
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,760
Gargoyle's ruled. Street Sharks ruled. They're bringing back Street Sharks,

982
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,960
and I can't wait for your children.

983
00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:48,559
Speaker 1: To watch it. There's just I won't won't allow.

984
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give them Street Shark and Gargoyle toys, especially Finn.

985
00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:57,639
Fins seems to be the one that doesn't get anything.

986
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: Finn gets a lot hand me down.

987
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so he's gonna get his own toys, okay,

988
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,639
and he's gonna be the white trash child. Damn it,

989
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,599
especially as the redhead.

990
00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:09,559
Speaker 1: He was already a red head. Dude. You can't fucking

991
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:12,880
do that to him. He's gonna grow a mullet. He

992
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:17,039
already has one, kind of I'm gonna really just kind of,

993
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,000
you know, mold this child into my own. Yeah, I

994
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:23,719
can tell God, damn it. But yeah, that's all I

995
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:24,519
got for today.

996
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

997
00:50:25,159 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: I liked it.

998
00:50:26,119 --> 00:50:30,679
Speaker 3: Leo, Leo forever man. We have a new Leo.

999
00:50:32,079 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: I like this Leo.

1000
00:50:33,679 --> 00:50:37,119
Speaker 3: I hope the current Leo gets, you know, dabbles with

1001
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,760
some some uppers.

1002
00:50:38,519 --> 00:50:41,280
Speaker 1: Some cokewine. I need to find the advertisement he appeared

1003
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,079
in for the coke wine.

1004
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 3: Today's Churchill is the inventor of coke wine.

1005
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: It really is. I forgot his name. Marnari. I think

1006
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,000
something like that got ruled. He just I liked Angelo Marnardi.

1007
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,440
I liked it. He just gave like the Pope was like,

1008
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,519
this ship is so good, dude, here's a gold medal.

1009
00:50:57,559 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 3: How did the Vatican get their land back?

1010
00:51:00,159 --> 00:51:02,280
Speaker 1: Uh, it was just given back by the Italian government later,

1011
00:51:03,079 --> 00:51:04,000
was it like Mussolini?

1012
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 3: That would be really funny.

1013
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: Oh, actually, let me check.

1014
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 3: It's like actually he did a really cool thing, gave

1015
00:51:12,039 --> 00:51:12,840
the Vatican back.

1016
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would honestly win him some Oh my god,

1017
00:51:16,519 --> 00:51:17,400
it was Mussolini.

1018
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,119
Speaker 3: Yes, Benito for the win.

1019
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,119
Speaker 1: I think.

1020
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,559
Speaker 2: Yes, the government of Banino Mussolini formally restored and recognized

1021
00:51:28,599 --> 00:51:31,079
the land of the Vatican as an independent sovereign state.

1022
00:51:31,519 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: Good Catholic boy.

1023
00:51:33,119 --> 00:51:37,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, through the Ladder Entreaty of nineteen twenty nine. Well,

1024
00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:39,599
I have to rethink a lot about Mussolini.

1025
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:50,079
Speaker 3: Now he ain't get everything wrong. Justice for Benito, Yeah,

1026
00:51:50,559 --> 00:51:51,000
we are.

1027
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 1: We ride for Benito Mussolini in this podcast. You know.

1028
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,599
Speaker 3: He was a bit of a stick man as well.

1029
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,159
Speaker 1: He was. Yes, yes, he was unlike Hitler, who couldn't

1030
00:52:03,159 --> 00:52:03,800
fuck anything.

1031
00:52:04,159 --> 00:52:06,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucked everything, laying it down.

1032
00:52:06,679 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 1: But he's Italian. The Italians in the French is.

1033
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 3: Just like yeah, that's just the custom for them.

1034
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just gonna throw down Austrians and Germans, no Brits.

1035
00:52:16,639 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 3: And no you don't think Stalin was fucking I don't

1036
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:20,880
think not good?

1037
00:52:21,159 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah does he? Does he seem to you like he

1038
00:52:24,519 --> 00:52:27,079
was laying good pipe? Oh no, it's probably efficient. It

1039
00:52:27,159 --> 00:52:29,360
was like thirty it was all for him. Yeah, that

1040
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,280
guy never went down on one chick in his entire.

1041
00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: Life, No, no fore play going in dry.

1042
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe spits on it, but.

1043
00:52:38,199 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 3: Comes in twenty to thirty seconds.

1044
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's done. He's good. He doesn't care. Yeah, he's

1045
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,119
not laying good pipe at all. You know who I

1046
00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:51,239
think was a very maybe not necessarily a good lay,

1047
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,400
but like maybe like Ben Franklin esque at least in

1048
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,880
his love of it. It's Churchill.

1049
00:52:58,519 --> 00:52:59,559
Speaker 3: Just because they're rotund.

1050
00:52:59,679 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, just two drunken, silly, rotund men.

1051
00:53:04,039 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 3: Smells like cigar.

1052
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's not good sex, but he's having he is,

1053
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:10,400
He's wants it all the time.

1054
00:53:10,639 --> 00:53:13,559
Speaker 3: Some chicks were probably reminded of their own fathers.

1055
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, so they're kind of into it. Yeah.

1056
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,079
And Churchill's obviously munch and box.

1057
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he's you know, eighteen drinks deep.

1058
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did an episode on that, right, his drinking,

1059
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,360
so he'll be plunging the dips, he's doing what the

1060
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,679
fuck ever? And then obviously the FDR PERV.

1061
00:53:36,159 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 3: Well, he's selfish. He would only get handies.

1062
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,119
Speaker 1: I think before the legs were a problem. Before the

1063
00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:44,559
polio he was slinging. When did he get polio? When

1064
00:53:44,599 --> 00:53:46,199
did Actually the better question is when could he no

1065
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:46,760
longer walk?

1066
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,760
Speaker 3: Because I thought it was pretty young.

1067
00:53:53,800 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: He was thirty nine. Oh damn. So he was charismatic

1068
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,119
enough to be a you know, he was man in

1069
00:54:02,159 --> 00:54:05,079
his own no young. FDR was good looking. He was

1070
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,840
like he's a Roosevelt, Like, look at this dude. I

1071
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,440
mean like Jesus Christ.

1072
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,760
Speaker 3: And his marriage to Eleanor was just kind of a

1073
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,440
political political marriage.

1074
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 1: This guy's slinging.

1075
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, maybe he's slang too much that God had

1076
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,039
to cut it, cut literally cut him down.

1077
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: Show this, Show this picture of FDR on the YouTube,

1078
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,559
because this is he is like shockingly good looking.

1079
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,679
Speaker 3: I send me that with a description everything.

1080
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:34,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I will, I will, yeah damn Yeah. FDR

1081
00:54:34,199 --> 00:54:37,239
was thrown for sure. He's a hunk. Yeah. Mussolini throwing

1082
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,840
Church Will throwing Hitler stalin.

1083
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 3: No, I bet Truman threw it down too on his wife.

1084
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: Though only in missionary but he beat it up. Yeah yeah,

1085
00:54:49,639 --> 00:54:51,239
drop him bomb. He did the job.

1086
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,159
Speaker 2: And probably Truman was a dirty talker. He apparently had

1087
00:54:56,159 --> 00:54:56,840
a filthy mouth.

1088
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:02,199
Speaker 3: Truman actually invented you like that, did the invent good girl?

1089
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,039
Speaker 1: Uh? Not sure. Moon would never drop good girl. That

1090
00:55:06,039 --> 00:55:07,800
seems like an LBJ line.

1091
00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:09,559
Speaker 3: And then you drop fucking gumbo down.

1092
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, all right, that's all I got for today. Yeah.

1093
00:55:13,559 --> 00:55:16,199
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1094
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1096
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1097
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1098
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1099
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1100
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: Check it out.

1101
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, views are down. I don't know why subscribers up.

1102
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,000
Views down, makes no sense.

1103
00:55:37,119 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 1: The algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away.

1104
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 3: So leave it on for the dogs. Go on the

1105
00:55:41,679 --> 00:55:42,719
playlist on YouTube.

1106
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,559
Speaker 1: There's a million episodes on the YouTube. You can let

1107
00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:46,840
it run, baby, Yeah.

1108
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,639
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Like if you leave your dog at home and

1109
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,519
just have a house sitter checking in over the weekend,

1110
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,719
like a dog sitter checking in over the weekend, just

1111
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:53,639
have that shit run.

1112
00:55:53,679 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 3: I also manually go in I know YouTube, for whatever reason,

1113
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,880
when you upload a video, now inserts you forty different ads.

1114
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,760
I go and delete thirty six of them, so I

1115
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,440
leave like three or four. Yeah, so we can get

1116
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,679
you know, pennies, eight pennies, get a couple of pennies

1117
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:09,559
every every month.

1118
00:56:09,679 --> 00:56:13,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, that's all I got for dam Regester.

1119
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:14,519
Speaker 3: I'm Rob Fox and just got saucer