WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:02.839 This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf 2 00:00:02.879 --> 00:00:05.200 I A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show 3 00:00:05.240 --> 00:00:08.400 on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We got Valentine's. We 4 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:11.240 got a box of sweethearts. Mine says cutie pie. 5 00:00:11.320 --> 00:00:14.480 Somebody listened to you because it literally there's there's hers, 6 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:15.320 she's kisses here. 7 00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:17.559 And you said, that's really the only acceptable candy. 8 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:21.320 And then there's also more sweethearts, conversation hearts, and there's 9 00:00:21.359 --> 00:00:23.679 also a Valentine that says you sparkle. What does your 10 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:29.079 Valentine's say? Uh, you're fairy nice like fairy. Yeah, you're 11 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:31.719 a fairy. Is this what is this? 12 00:00:32.200 --> 00:00:32.880 Gel cling? 13 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:36.479 A gel cling? Minds? A unicorn? What's yours? Some sort 14 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:37.520 of fairy boys? 15 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:42.479 It's a it's a it's a purple blob. Oh, I 16 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:44.600 think it's a fairy. Does that look like a fairy 17 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:44.799 to you? 18 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:47.359 Yeah, it's a fairy boy, a little fairy boy. I 19 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:49.719 think that the sentiment on the front of it was 20 00:00:49.719 --> 00:00:50.840 a dead giveaway. 21 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:55.159 That makes more sense. I will say Valentines for me. 22 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:01.479 That's pretty cool that like you are said, I mean, 23 00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:05.760 people feel comfortable giving you fairy Valentine that's pretty good. 24 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:08.719 I'm not flying into a hot, hot white race. 25 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:12.120 It's not you. But what I was going to say 26 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:17.200 is I was listening to Handle this morning, and Neil said, oh, 27 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:22.359 were you pausing for applause something? I was pausing to 28 00:01:22.359 --> 00:01:29.920 get your reaction to anyway, So Neil said, my wife 29 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:33.599 is super easy. She doesn't like flowers, she doesn't like candy, 30 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:36.159 she doesn't like jewelries, and care bucking taken out to dinner. 31 00:01:36.519 --> 00:01:38.519 And I'm thinking, Oh, that's cool, that's cool. I'm like that. 32 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:40.680 I'm I'm like cool, I'm cool. I don't need anything. 33 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:43.840 And then I started thinking, like, is that like next 34 00:01:44.280 --> 00:01:48.120 level female behavior? Like I don't like any of. 35 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:50.079 This wave feminism kind of thing. 36 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:53.840 Like it makes it even harder because I've got girlfriends 37 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:56.040 that would be perfectly happy with a nice piece of 38 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:58.879 jewelry and like and then they're happy like that, And 39 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:01.519 that's easy. You go out, you spend too much money, 40 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:04.680 get a nice piece of jewelry, wife's happy, Boom, You're done. 41 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:05.840 Yeah, see you next year. 42 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:08.360 It's the wives that don't like any of that ass 43 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:11.439 that maybe makes it a little harder, right, Like, are 44 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:14.599 we actually the worst wives? The ones who are like, 45 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:17.000 I don't want flowers, don't take me out to dinner, because. 46 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:19.800 Then then you're really screwed that then it becomes this 47 00:02:19.879 --> 00:02:23.520 mental trick that is like, right, so we're we're not doing. 48 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:26.479 There's no pressure, more pressure because then you've got to 49 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:27.840 work outside the boss. 50 00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:29.800 So I don't do card or anything. 51 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:33.000 Yeah, it's actually a bigger trap now that I think 52 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:35.719 about it. In fact, the least time maintenance women on 53 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:38.479 Valentine's Day, I would argue, as I work this out 54 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:40.639 in my drive, are the most time maintenance. 55 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:42.280 I would love to know what goes on in the 56 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:45.319 cab of that truck when you're driving a lot of this, 57 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:46.159 a lot of this. 58 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:47.560 Is it out loud? 59 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:47.919 No? 60 00:02:48.319 --> 00:02:48.719 You sure? 61 00:02:48.879 --> 00:02:52.680 Yeah? I only do out loud thinking here, good, that's 62 00:02:52.759 --> 00:02:54.439 really great, that's fantastic. 63 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:56.639 I took my wife to dinner last night. 64 00:02:56.719 --> 00:02:58.840 Oh that was nice because we're not going we're gonna 65 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:01.120 be on the road today, and we had a great 66 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:03.520 It was a great dinner. We had a great waitress, 67 00:03:03.560 --> 00:03:06.759 which is usually they're a little over bearing, and she 68 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:07.759 played it perfectly. 69 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:10.719 I would rather have over bearing these days than not. 70 00:03:10.879 --> 00:03:13.639 I feel like more often than not lately, it's been 71 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:15.520 I don't care, and I don't care that you're here, 72 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:17.039 and I could care less and I want to be 73 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:18.719 a million other places right here. 74 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:21.360 Well, and she was very nice, she was funny, and 75 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:24.000 that all that is great. And we actually sat at 76 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:27.560 a table, which is a very weird. My wife loves 77 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:31.319 airports as an example, or public spaces where she can 78 00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:34.199 sit and observe and judge. And we sat at a 79 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:37.280 table that was slightly elevated from the rest of the restaurant. 80 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:38.479 Totally. 81 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:41.280 We didn't choose it. They chose it for us. And 82 00:03:41.319 --> 00:03:43.840 it was a booth and it was awesome. We had 83 00:03:43.919 --> 00:03:48.080 a full view of the entire dining area in this 84 00:03:48.159 --> 00:03:51.039 restaurant and it was hilarious because and my wife said, 85 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:53.039 as soon as we sat down, She's like, I'm sorry 86 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:55.479 if I'm not much of a conversationalist tonight, I'm going 87 00:03:55.520 --> 00:03:56.000 to be people. 88 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:59.800 I was just gonna say, wow, goals, kids, get to 89 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:01.840 the shitting your marriage where you go out for a 90 00:04:01.960 --> 00:04:04.080 date night and you don't talk, you just look at 91 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:04.479 other people. 92 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:08.000 We ended up talking, obviously, but so so. 93 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:11.520 The the weird thing that happened to us, though, is 94 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:14.919 we pull into the little parking area a little parking 95 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:17.560 garage that's kind of around the corner from the restaurant, 96 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:22.120 and there's a spot that opens up, and I see 97 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:25.800 a guy getting into a little suv that's next to us, 98 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:28.879 and he's going to be pulling out, I thought, So 99 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:31.639 we pull into the spot next to him, and I 100 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.600 realize he's getting back out of the car that he 101 00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:38.040 had just sat in. And it's weird. He's I can't 102 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:40.399 tell what he's doing. I can't he's not putting stuff 103 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:42.000 in the car. It's not like he went shopping at 104 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:44.800 the mall and was putting a bag of something. Weird 105 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:48.800 is going on with this guy. So he's to my 106 00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:53.240 left and my wife gets out on her side of 107 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:55.959 the car, and I before I get out of the 108 00:04:56.040 --> 00:04:58.360 driver's side, I want to see is is he going 109 00:04:58.399 --> 00:05:01.040 to open his door to get back into his car 110 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:03.720 or is he because he's backed into to the spot, 111 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:06.759 and so there's this weird moment of I'm waiting for 112 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:08.959 this guy to do something so I can open the 113 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:12.279 door without hitting him. He doesn't do any He's just 114 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:14.680 kind of I don't even know. He's just standing by 115 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:18.959 his driver's side door, looking in his own vehicle. So 116 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:22.720 I open the door and I go to walk past him, 117 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:29.920 and I'm standing between I get super queeped out about 118 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:32.360 guys that are doing this in a parking garage. There's 119 00:05:32.399 --> 00:05:35.600 no one else around, like, so I'm standing between him 120 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:37.800 and my wife and he kind of looks up at 121 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:40.680 both of us, and as we walk around the front 122 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:45.519 of his car to go over to the restaurant, he goes, hey, hey, 123 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:50.839 can I ask you a question? He sprays something into 124 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:52.639 his hand. I don't know why I'm spitting. He sprays 125 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:54.639 something into his hand and he goes, have you ever 126 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:56.079 smelled cologne like this? 127 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:57.720 What the map? 128 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:02.879 I have no idea now at that point, traycologist. That's 129 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:06.759 the immediate thought that came to my mind, and I 130 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:09.639 thought he's gonna he's there's one of two things he's 131 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:12.360 going to try to sell me, like cologne out of 132 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:13.000 the back of his. 133 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:16.319 Car, or where did you take your wife? 134 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:17.040 Is this? Like? 135 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:20.519 Uh, it's a nice steakhouse, that's the thing, like seventh 136 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:24.519 And that's why it was so weird. So I so 137 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:28.839 I said, not today, or something dismissive like that. 138 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:29.639 Not today. 139 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:33.000 And I'm doing this thing where my wife is to 140 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:35.360 my left and this guy's to my right, and I 141 00:06:35.439 --> 00:06:37.800 kind of I kind of walk at a weird angle 142 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:39.800 because I have to keep an eye on this guy. 143 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:41.800 I don't know what he's gonna do. Hey does does 144 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:42.160 my hands? 145 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:43.879 What does he look like? 146 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:46.800 He just looked like your dentist. I mean, he looked 147 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:50.399 like a normal guy. You know he's wearing he's wearing 148 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:53.879 like a hoodie and jeans. Yeah, he's a normal guy. 149 00:06:54.079 --> 00:06:57.240 He didn't he didn't appear threatening. He didn't appear homeless 150 00:06:57.120 --> 00:06:57.519 as well. 151 00:06:57.439 --> 00:06:59.759 No other than the dumb question of have you ever 152 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:01.040 cologne like this? 153 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:04.839 And then that car was still there when we came 154 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:06.560 out of the restaurant an hour and a half later, 155 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:09.600 and I was like, I, before we walk over to 156 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:11.800 the car, we're going to stop here a second, and 157 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:14.399 I'm going to make sure that there's nobody sitting in 158 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:17.959 the car, because if he's sitting in that vehicle, were waiting. 159 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:20.680 What were you afraid of? Why would he have singled 160 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:22.800 you out to sit there and wait through your meal 161 00:07:22.879 --> 00:07:23.639 for you to come back. 162 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:25.000 I don't know. 163 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:25.319 I don't know. 164 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:26.759 I don't know if he lives in that car. 165 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:29.480 I don't know if they get out more maybe you do 166 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:33.000 you need to leave the house more, okay, because there's 167 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:37.279 people everywhere. And they say people everywhere. There's people everywhere. 168 00:07:37.959 --> 00:07:41.279 Time they stop you in a random. 169 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:44.759 Place, people people are Have you ever smelled cologne like 170 00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:45.199 people are? 171 00:07:45.399 --> 00:07:47.319 They still don't know how to act after the pandemic. 172 00:07:47.319 --> 00:07:49.879 I'm telling you, I'm glad that you escaped with your 173 00:07:49.920 --> 00:07:52.279 life and that you protected your bride. 174 00:07:52.360 --> 00:07:58.600 Close call. What did you eat? I had? I had 175 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:01.040 the short rib My wife had eight ounce file a. 176 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:02.839 Is this where you guys go all the time? 177 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:05.680 It's where we've gone lately. Yeah, yeah, because it's been 178 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:07.439 so good. Yeah. 179 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:10.399 And I had a I don't remember what the drink 180 00:08:10.480 --> 00:08:13.279 was called. It was a martini that had something in it. 181 00:08:13.639 --> 00:08:15.560 When you know, when you when you know, you know, 182 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:17.720 my parents had a place that they would go out. 183 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:20.720 They would have a date night every Saturday night. And 184 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:23.000 they had like a rotation of like two or three 185 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:26.000 restaurants that they would go to for years, for you know, 186 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:31.639 years and years and years. My uh biological mother, when 187 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:34.600 I met her out in Charlotte and she took me 188 00:08:34.679 --> 00:08:37.320 to dinner, she and her husband, who has since passed, 189 00:08:37.360 --> 00:08:39.559 would go out to the same restaurant every Friday night. 190 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:42.720 They love the place. It's just so nice. We don't 191 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:43.559 have a place like that. 192 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:47.000 I mean, we've done we've done anniversaries there. Now we've done. 193 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:49.279 Taco Bell just doesn't hit that same way. 194 00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:53.440 We've done Valentine's Day there kind of we've done some 195 00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:55.879 random like happy hour stuff that they do during the week. 196 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.000 It's good and like nice to have a go to. 197 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:00.799 There was one where it was the night before we're 198 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:04.039 putting our dog down, or I guess it was a 199 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:06.759 week before we had to put our dog down year ago. 200 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:10.000 So there's memories now at that restaurant. And then of course, 201 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:12.759 like last night was great because we had that seat 202 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:15.559 of judgment across the entire and we were just like, 203 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:16.279 what's going on. 204 00:09:16.200 --> 00:09:18.879 At that table over there? Why is that guy? And 205 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:21.080 by the way, we overdress. 206 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:26.519 We overdress people walk into this beautiful, nice, somewhat expensive 207 00:09:27.639 --> 00:09:32.159 steakhouse wearing there. I hate that having baseball caps backwards. 208 00:09:32.200 --> 00:09:35.039 And trust me, I love a baseball cap. If I could, 209 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:37.120 I would wear it all the time. But I'm not 210 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:40.039 going to go to dinner with the woman that I 211 00:09:40.120 --> 00:09:43.960 love and wear a backwards baseball cap while I'm paying 212 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:47.080 seventy Bucks for a steak or whatever. You know, it 213 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:49.960 just seems like that's a that's a weird move. 214 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:53.360 Yeah, I'd like the idea of dressing to go to dinner. 215 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:54.679 It means something. 216 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:56.799 My husband wears a suit to work, so when we 217 00:09:56.840 --> 00:10:00.399 would meet after work for dinner, I would try to 218 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:04.000 look not wear radio things classic. I mean, look at 219 00:10:04.039 --> 00:10:07.399 us right now, freaking Hey, it's Friday. I would trust 220 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:09.360 us spraying clone into our hand right now. 221 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:13.679 We'll talk about the rain, the damage, the mudslides, pchs closed, 222 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:15.399 all of that stuff coming up. 223 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:19.960 You're listening to Gary and Shannon on Demand from KFI 224 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:21.080 AM six forty. 225 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:25.320 What did you think about my idea of asking people 226 00:10:25.399 --> 00:10:29.840 for their real love stories, not the constrived Valentine's Day stories. 227 00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:34.480 But real love stories are antecdotes. Maybe you've been with 228 00:10:34.519 --> 00:10:36.320 each other for a long time. You and your wife 229 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:38.360 have been together for a long time. I love that 230 00:10:38.759 --> 00:10:42.720 the two of you do you have a I don't 231 00:10:42.720 --> 00:10:46.200 know everything, but you seem to have a delightful, wonderful marriage, 232 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:49.240 and that you do best friend things together too, Like 233 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:51.679 you go out to eat and you judge people together. 234 00:10:51.759 --> 00:10:54.320 That's something you do with your best friend, right It's 235 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:56.879 not always something you think of as like romantic or stuff. 236 00:10:56.879 --> 00:11:00.720 But that's kind of the bedrock of relationships, right is 237 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:04.240 to That's what gives you longevity is somebody who you 238 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:07.039 want to spend time with, who is a best friend 239 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:09.000 to you. You got to have fun and you have 240 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:10.960 to have fun as well, and you have to be 241 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.720 a d with each other. You know about other people. 242 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:17.279 Sometimes that makes you feel better about your Absolutely, I 243 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:18.879 mean the. 244 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:21.279 Key to the true success that guy's going to eat 245 00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:23.240 that she's not gonna have to be with him for 246 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:24.240 very much longer. 247 00:11:25.159 --> 00:11:29.120 So if you have your real legitimate don't make it up. 248 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:30.480 It doesn't have to be made up, but. 249 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:33.000 I would make it up because people want to be 250 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:37.039 I think they're funny. So the rain yesterday did cause 251 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:40.120 some significant damage. For example, over the Smart and Final 252 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:41.919 in Azusa, the roof collapsed. 253 00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:44.399 I hope that Dodger dogs are okay. 254 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:49.360 There is a closure along PCH right now because the 255 00:11:49.399 --> 00:11:51.679 mud slides. Did you see by the way, the LA 256 00:11:51.759 --> 00:11:56.440 Fire Department employee got swept away on PCH. The mud 257 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.399 slide came through and pushed him out basically into the ocean. 258 00:11:59.559 --> 00:11:59.840 Wow. 259 00:12:00.279 --> 00:12:02.600 About five o'clock last night. His vehicles swept off the 260 00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:05.200 road right near Big Rock Road in Malibu. So, as 261 00:12:05.240 --> 00:12:09.039 of right now, Caltrans District seven says PCHS closed between 262 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:12.639 Chautauqua Boulevard and Carbon Beach Terrace until further notice. This 263 00:12:12.799 --> 00:12:16.919 was a significant storm. It paid off what we were expecting. 264 00:12:17.000 --> 00:12:17.440 Yesterday. 265 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:20.360 The San Gabriel Dam saw almost six inches of rain. 266 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:24.720 Downtown LA saw two point eight seven inches of rain. 267 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:29.120 I mean it was as significant as was expected. What 268 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:33.279 I don't quite get is there are sections along for 269 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:36.639 example I five northbound or the truck lanes is through 270 00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:40.120 the New Hall Pass. They always flood, yeah, I mean 271 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:42.399 always flood. And it doesn't have to be a big 272 00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:45.440 storm with three inches of rain like that. They always flood. 273 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:47.559 So how in the world can we, I don't know, 274 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:49.120 prevent that in the future. 275 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:50.639 Is there a way. 276 00:12:51.279 --> 00:12:54.120 It's just our highways, our highways are just not used 277 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:58.519 to having this kind of built. The infrastructure is not 278 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:00.799 built for a rain because we get it so infrequently 279 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:02.639 give it. I mean, why are you going to go 280 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:05.440 through all that hassle if we have rain, If it 281 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:07.720 floods once a year, twice a year, three times a 282 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:08.600 year at most. 283 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:11.240 But you know where throw a French drain in there 284 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:13.279 and I don't know, get that water out of it. 285 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:16.919 I don't know if it's that simple. I loved the bursts, 286 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:19.399 so I love the bursts of rain here. I loved 287 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:22.720 the rain last night, had some errands to run. Loved 288 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:26.320 going out in the rain. I love to jumping over puddles. 289 00:13:27.039 --> 00:13:29.840 I don't know why you're looking at me like there's 290 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:31.120 a trap here somewhere. 291 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:31.960 I don't know. 292 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:34.639 I just loved it. I also love the sunshine this morning. 293 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.440 I don't like when rain lasts for seven weeks, but 294 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:39.120 I do love it once in a while. Come through 295 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:40.320 and just wash things away. 296 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:42.279 Well, and this should be a beautiful weekend. 297 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:44.919 I mean this, not that it's going to be warm 298 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:47.519 or anything like that, but it'll it's nice when it 299 00:13:47.679 --> 00:13:50.360 feels clean and fresh, and three inches of rain will 300 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:51.519 do that to places. 301 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:57.320 Coming up at ten thirty, we have maybe a way 302 00:13:57.360 --> 00:14:00.559 for you to get around the high egg prices. Egg 303 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:02.960 price is still through the roof. There are different stores 304 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:05.679 that are limiting one carton per household. We may have 305 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:07.720 a workaround for you coming up in one hour. 306 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:11.320 All right, coming up next, it looks like the department 307 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:15.720 of Government efficiency is now at the IRS. They're trying 308 00:14:15.759 --> 00:14:19.480 to increase their transparency, and there are people who are 309 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:24.639 suggesting that, well, maybe the transparency in the work of 310 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:27.600 the Department of Government efficiency is not good for everybody. 311 00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:29.840 And all the people that they support are getting screwed. 312 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:37.679 That is a senator, a senator who sounds like a puppet, 313 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:38.200 and all. 314 00:14:38.039 --> 00:14:40.480 The people that they support are getting screwed. 315 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:44.240 Not everybody was born with your low register and your 316 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:45.080 dulcet tones. 317 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:46.799 Garyan Shannon will continue. 318 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:52.200 You're listening to Garyan Shannon on demand from KFI AM 319 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:52.759 six forty. 320 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:57.360 Hi, Garyan Shannon Shannon, I too, just like Neil's wife, 321 00:14:57.519 --> 00:15:00.759 do not like the flowers or really any of the 322 00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:05.080 typical Valentine's Day stuff, But having kids, young kids, the 323 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:07.919 best gift is from my husband to take the kids 324 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:11.200 and leave me alone. I feel the same about Mother's Day. 325 00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:14.600 Am I a psychopath, I know, but that is the 326 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:16.440 most romantic gift one could get. 327 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:20.759 I would imagine that that is a nice gestures, get 328 00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:22.559 some meat, get mom some me time. 329 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:25.759 Yeah, Gary and Shannon Mark Fisher, Hey, or good morning. 330 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:28.960 I'm gonna employ you out here at the airport. Shannon 331 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:32.200 I just want to say, I love your personality. 332 00:15:32.399 --> 00:15:35.879 I love you with I love your gleed you and 333 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:38.960 Gary really would make me laugh every morning. 334 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:44.480 Happy Valentine's Day. Thank you. Your husband's a very lucky man. 335 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:48.000 Wish I had to meet you in my time. 336 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:50.120 I just love your personality. 337 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:51.320 We click. 338 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:52.799 Just give me a moment. 339 00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:54.559 I'm gonna afford that your care. 340 00:15:56.159 --> 00:15:59.960 That was very nice, Honey. If you're listening, you're done. 341 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:01.720 You don't have to do anything. I got all the 342 00:16:01.720 --> 00:16:02.759 compliments I need. 343 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:04.480 Happy Friday. Guys. 344 00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:08.000 Gary, you hit on something that drives me freaking nuts 345 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:10.480 because when I take my girlfriend out to dinner, we 346 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:13.559 always dress accordingly, and yes we go to nice places, 347 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:16.679 but that's not the point. These people walk in sometimes 348 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:19.840 with t shirts like you said, a half short sometimes 349 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:22.799 and these are very well to do places, and I'm 350 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:26.440 surprised they don't have a quote unquote dress code. I 351 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:30.320 don't know what's wrong with people, but it drives me crazy. 352 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:31.360 I'm not and listen. 353 00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:34.000 I don't like why I shouldn't say I don't like 354 00:16:34.200 --> 00:16:34.840 dressing up. 355 00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:39.240 I don't. That's not my go to. 356 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:44.279 I'm much more comfortable in comfortable clothes. Well, that sounds stupid. 357 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:46.440 No, it's not. Everyone feels the same way. It feels 358 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:48.879 good to get home, put on a T shirt and sweatpants, yes, 359 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:51.840 soft soft, but you know what, you should do it 360 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:55.279 for yourself, Like it feels good inside to get dressed 361 00:16:55.320 --> 00:16:58.440 and look presentable and go out to have a meal. 362 00:16:58.519 --> 00:17:01.039 Like it feels good to do that. And it also, 363 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:04.079 you know, gives people a looking around like, hey, maybe 364 00:17:04.079 --> 00:17:06.559 that's a good idea for me. I remember getting onto 365 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:10.319 a plane. I was going to a baby shower or 366 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:12.880 wedding shower, not that it matters wedding shower. It was 367 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:15.200 at restaurant. It was a lunch. I was just flying 368 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:16.880 up and back to the barrier the same day. So 369 00:17:16.920 --> 00:17:18.920 I wore a dress on the plane, and the flight 370 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:22.279 attendant was like, thank you, thank you for not wearing 371 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:26.039 your pajamas. Because it's true. I mean, airports are a 372 00:17:26.119 --> 00:17:28.240 great I mean you don't have to dress to the nine. 373 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:30.480 People used to dress to the nine for air travel. 374 00:17:30.599 --> 00:17:32.720 You don't need to do that. But you look around 375 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:35.240 airports and it's really bottom of the barrel stuff. At 376 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:39.839 some point, it was generally approved by all of humanity 377 00:17:39.880 --> 00:17:44.839 that you can wear stained, baggy, thin, thin, sweatpants to 378 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:47.799 the airport in front of people that you don't know, 379 00:17:47.880 --> 00:17:50.119 and that's acceptable. You bring your blankets, you bring your 380 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:52.759 stuffed animals, you bring your dog, whatever, it's like. The 381 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:56.000 airport is your couch. And I don't mean to sound 382 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:59.799 like an old man yelling at the lawn, but I 383 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:03.559 don't need to see strangers in their and their home clothes. 384 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:09.240 No, I agree, and that the restaurant version of this 385 00:18:09.400 --> 00:18:11.519 is just the restaurant version of the same thing that's 386 00:18:11.559 --> 00:18:14.599 happened in airports for a couple decades. 387 00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:14.799 Now. 388 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:17.400 Is we just we've just given up, We've just given up. 389 00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:19.960 And I understand you want to be comfortable because you're 390 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:22.960 stuck in one chair for three hours or however long 391 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:26.640 your flight is. But is it really that uncomfortable that 392 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:29.880 you need to have your own pillow or your own 393 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:32.920 neck pillow or your own neck pillow and a pillow 394 00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:36.079 and a hoodie and you have to have your giant 395 00:18:36.119 --> 00:18:37.400 headphones And like. 396 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:40.480 We made fun off we made fun of the whole 397 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.640 raw dogging movement when people I don't know if we 398 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:44.680 made fun of it, but we mentioned it that people 399 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:47.720 the new thing was raw dogging flights. You don't have 400 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:50.000 anything to read, you anything to watch, you know, everything 401 00:18:50.039 --> 00:18:51.720