1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: She's fallen under this category of we already know that 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:05,440 you're useless, so you're unfirable. 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, there are no expectations. Yep, yep, yep, which seems 4 00:00:08,919 --> 00:00:10,919 stupid to me. There have to be expectations. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we've had we had Kiko, who you know, 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,960 he wasn't that bad. He just knew how to make 7 00:00:19,039 --> 00:00:22,120 one Brazilian fish stew and just kept serving that. 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 2: And then you know, the. 9 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 3: The death Knell was serving Domino brownies to black people, 10 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:48,320 which is inappropriate. Hi, hello there, everybody listening, And Hi, 11 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:50,679 hello there. This is another below Deck podcast. 12 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 2: I'm Dylan, and that's pat permission to come aboard. Granted. 13 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:55,399 What's up, dude? Not much. 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 3: We've got an episode of Below Deck to recap. This 15 00:01:01,079 --> 00:01:03,320 episode of this podcast brought to you by Magic Mind, 16 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:07,760 Tropical Smith, kiv Oh and also Body Smart. That's right, 17 00:01:07,879 --> 00:01:11,519 Oh my gosh, three ad episode everybody. We'll do our 18 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,840 best to make them funny. If you want to listen 19 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,280 to them, they'll be great, they'll be super humorous. But 20 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:17,519 if you don't want to listen to them, go to 21 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,879 patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network where we are 22 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:25,040 also breaking down ABC's the Bachelor at What a magnificent 23 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,480 journey it's been for Gen, for Blaze, for Goose, for 24 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,799 all involved. 25 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 2: I'm enjoying it. Yeah, it's good, and you get to 26 00:01:33,079 --> 00:01:35,159 enjoy it too. Dylan, you mentioned the Patreon dot com 27 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:37,159 slash another podcast netwid for five bucks. 28 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:40,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, donate a little a little more. So, what's up, dude? 29 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:41,840 Did you like the episode? 30 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 2: It's my favorite episode of the season. Yeah. And you 31 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:50,000 know why, what makes great TV, Dylan villains horrible people. Yeah. 32 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,599 Speaker 1: I'm not going to say all the Charter guests were 33 00:01:51,599 --> 00:01:54,599 horrible people. There was really just a couple. Yeah, the 34 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,159 others were lovely. Yeah, but it only takes two in 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:57,959 the batch to make it. 36 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,239 Speaker 2: Rotten, right, right, right? 37 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean if you're making some kind of bitches 38 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,439 brew and you add just a drop of arsenic or 39 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,799 a drop of sie, and it'll kill everybody, you know. 40 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,759 I don't think the Jonestown punch was all bad, you know, 41 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,439 it just had a couple of things in it that 42 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,560 wiped out the whole cult. 43 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,199 Speaker 1: Imagine me and the guy to live though, and he 44 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,360 drank it. He's like, Hey, I'm not feeling anything. Larry, 45 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,560 I wonder, Larry. 46 00:02:19,479 --> 00:02:22,439 Speaker 3: I wonder if seeing Larry and the rest of the 47 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:29,680 Jonestown cult parish, if he was disillusioned by the teachings, 48 00:02:30,319 --> 00:02:31,840 or if he was like I'd say. 49 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,199 Speaker 2: Or or if he was like I learned a lot 50 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:37,199 and I'm dead. Yeah. Great. 51 00:02:37,479 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 3: Well, you know we're trying to pass through the firmament 52 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:46,439 into a more pure world. So I gotta say they 53 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:52,360 were awful, revolting, disgusting, one or two specifically, but. 54 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 2: Sandy's conversation with them was, oh, the kindergartener teacher moment 55 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,199 about kindness. 56 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 3: I mean, we've seen worse people on this show, or 57 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,280 at least equal, and we haven't had any like crisscross 58 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:05,800 apple sauce. 59 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,439 Speaker 2: Everybody, sit down, I want to talk about ethics with you, guys. 60 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,159 I mean that was crazy. 61 00:03:10,479 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: Let me say this. Yeah, well it was uncomfortable. It was, 62 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,159 in fact amazing. 63 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:20,479 Speaker 2: They would have been unnecessary. Can dare I say? Unprofessional? Yeah? 64 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:24,039 I loved it, though, But Sandy, keep in mind they 65 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:24,919 were rude. 66 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,759 Speaker 1: In short, with the help one of them didn't take 67 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:29,199 a shit on the floor and point to it and 68 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,400 say one of you eat it. 69 00:03:30,439 --> 00:03:34,199 Speaker 3: Right, because that, yeah, would have garnered them. Getting to 70 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,240 talking to you like this. 71 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,439 Speaker 2: I'm glad we agree on that, because I was like. 72 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: Whoa that that little talk was absolutely inappropriate. 73 00:03:43,879 --> 00:03:48,199 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it was great TV. Though, great TV. Well, 74 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:51,080 to be fair, Bailey died, so you know she was 75 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,120 in probably in a moment. Let's cut her a break. 76 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:58,599 How many pots? Oh well, I'm not done yet. I 77 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:01,360 need to attack these people. Okay. 78 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:03,599 Speaker 1: First off, I'm gonna pronounce some names wrong. I think 79 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,039 it's naisla whatever. 80 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,479 Speaker 2: It sounds like you got it. It sounds like you 81 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,560 got it right, Okay, and that's that's a microaggression. And 82 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,000 you know that, and everybody knows that. 83 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, go back to Riverside or whether filthy 84 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:20,360 yucky normy region you're from, because you are low rent trash. 85 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, and and and I'd love to have you on 86 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:22,639 the podcast. 87 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 3: Here here are something we would love to have every 88 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,600 single one of these people on the show individually. Maybe two, 89 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,439 I mean, you know, not too many. It'll be a mess. 90 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:36,759 But you know, when we're talking about cutlerie and caviar service, 91 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,040 let's let's drop the act and let's all just be 92 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,920 honest that you're on a heavily discounted one day charter. 93 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 2: Okay, so. 94 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:51,879 Speaker 1: Stop you know, I think sometimes want to be People 95 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:56,240 want to give a portrayal of what they think Leonardo 96 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:59,160 DiCaprio would behave, like when he his yacht why And 97 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:02,079 the truth is Leo probably behaves himself because you know, 98 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:04,839 someone will take a picture of video and send it 99 00:05:04,879 --> 00:05:05,319 to TMC. 100 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 2: So Leo's on his best behavior. He does not fuck 101 00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:10,680 with the staff about the correct knife. 102 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 3: No, I mean he takes twenty three year olds into 103 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,240 the main suite and he duct tapes headphones to his 104 00:05:15,319 --> 00:05:18,160 head and listens to death metal while he plows away 105 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:22,560 at them, which is yeah, you know, listen what people. 106 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,959 Speaker 1: Do behind closed doors and control. It's not our business, 107 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:30,560 their business. Well, okay, so these people are idiots. I 108 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,680 saw right through it. 109 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:33,079 Speaker 2: I see through. 110 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: Classless morons trying to look like they're Richie rich a 111 00:05:36,759 --> 00:05:41,040 mile away. It's so transparent. Yeah, because you're always critiquing. 112 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,160 I couldn't stand these people. And Dyllan, you pointed out, 113 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,199 I have to get a hold of one of these 114 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:49,120 sea rats, and we can't have Bravo pr on the 115 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,439 phone with us when we do it, because I have 116 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,079 to ask him, are you guys, is there a different 117 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,720 way that you're looking at service? Knowing that it's not 118 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:58,360 sixty thousand dollars a day, it's five thousand. It's probably 119 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,399 twenty five hundred dollars. A person still treating you like 120 00:06:01,439 --> 00:06:04,759 a piece of crap. Does that affect how you serve them? 121 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see maybe, you know, I don't. I don't know. 122 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,399 Speaker 3: We're trying to be good with Bravo, so I don't 123 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:10,879 know if we can ever speak to a searet ever 124 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,680 again without Bravo there, But we'll. 125 00:06:12,519 --> 00:06:13,079 Speaker 2: See, Okay. 126 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,319 Speaker 1: All in all, it's uh sixty thousand dollars, sixty thousand 127 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,800 dollars a day taste on a twenty five hundred dollars 128 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:26,040 a day budget, Go fuck yourself one hundred knots really yeah? 129 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:26,439 Speaker 2: Yeah. 130 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: By the way, halfway through the episode, Kermit started saying 131 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,720 what I was thinking in my head. 132 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:33,959 Speaker 2: I'm like, Kermit, you go there girl. Yeah. Yeah. Asha 133 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,199 had a marvelous episode. 134 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,879 Speaker 3: I'm, you know, falling in love more and more with 135 00:06:38,959 --> 00:06:42,720 Asha and with Sandy with every episode they're just Ashia 136 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,600 is such a fucking rock star, especially this episode. Like 137 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:47,800 to know where the line is to go, Oh you 138 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:52,439 know what, Actually, no, you're not gonna fucking do that, Okay, bitch. 139 00:06:52,639 --> 00:06:55,199 Speaker 1: That was one of those moments where I think, as 140 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:58,759 Kermit's staring down NASA's Nala's whatever, the nause eating I'm 141 00:06:58,759 --> 00:07:02,680 gonna call her Nasey Yeah, okay, nausea all right. 142 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,759 Speaker 2: Greek god of sickness, annoyingness, Yeah okay. 143 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,879 Speaker 1: I think Kermit was staring her down the eyes, and 144 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,079 as she was saying, I've been doing this for twenty years, 145 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,079 it was hey, loser. 146 00:07:13,439 --> 00:07:15,439 Speaker 2: We all know that you pay twenty five hundred dollars 147 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,199 to be sure, don't you. Damn yeah, try this? 148 00:07:18,319 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 3: Uh don't mother of pearl may okay, ninety one pots. 149 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:27,240 So let's get into it. We left off with Bree 150 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:31,439 not just not being good at laundry, but kind of 151 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,680 in this like Dragon ball Z time capsule. 152 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 2: That room is. 153 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 3: I mean, she's losing her mind. She's losing her she's 154 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,759 losing her mind. Now dyl you know who else has 155 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,480 lost his mind? 156 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: He says, regarding as they prepped the boat, you know, 157 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:47,120 for the charter guests coming on. He's going to try 158 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,839 and avoid any more hiccups like the ones in the 159 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:57,439 previous charters. Hiccup would be leaving a dirty glass on one. 160 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,199 Speaker 2: Of the tables. Overnight. It's not being in an other 161 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,480 dimension and not seeing people. Yeah no, And we got 162 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:04,439 to cut that's label as a funk up right. 163 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 3: We got to cut him some slack though, because he is, 164 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,040 you know, he's been tapped by they, you know, the 165 00:08:12,079 --> 00:08:13,240 fifth dimensional beings? 166 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 2: Who they. 167 00:08:16,439 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 3: You know, the same people that led who was in 168 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,240 two thousand and one space honesty, who's the main guy? 169 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,319 Oh god, I don't let us know in the comments. 170 00:08:24,519 --> 00:08:27,160 The same people that led him to that room where 171 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,079 he turned into a baby are the people who have 172 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:34,320 tapped Ian to hold together the realms to what end? 173 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,120 I'm not sure, But with that responsibility, we've got to 174 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,919 cut some slack because I'm sure that's very distract I 175 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:44,240 bet it is, Yeah. 176 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,399 Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you'd you'd be right to bet that 177 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:45,759 it is. 178 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:51,639 Speaker 3: So. I just I see him in the cosmos with 179 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,440 ropes of energy just tied to all of his limbs, 180 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:59,600 and he's just doing everything he can to not completely 181 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,960 collact the universe, and he's got to worry about fucking 182 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,000 lines and shit. 183 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 2: I mean, I have a lot of sympathy. 184 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,159 Speaker 3: That's what happened to his hair, probably too, that's why 185 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:13,320 he wears a hat. Yeah, exactly, so Gail doesn't have 186 00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:14,279 tender experience. 187 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:15,919 Speaker 2: Life is about little winds. 188 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:20,399 Speaker 3: Very cute that she's so excited about this. They pick 189 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,399 up provisions, including the balloon wreath for the fire and 190 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,039 ice party. 191 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, probably about three hundred bucks. I got one from 192 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,360 my daughter for her fourth birthday. It was frozen, you know, yes, 193 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:32,320 n and yeah, three hundred bucks. Those things cost a 194 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:32,879 lot of money. 195 00:09:32,919 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 2: That movie really had quite an impact. Huh. 196 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 1: You know, I've seen it twenty times from beginning to end. 197 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,159 Speaker 2: I bet you like it. Very overrated? 198 00:09:41,159 --> 00:09:43,159 Speaker 1: Felt Oh really, I don't like it, and I don't 199 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,519 actually like the message ating of it. 200 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 2: What it's the messaging of it? 201 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,919 Speaker 1: Well, it's bonding over sisters. But one of them gets 202 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:50,960 really mad because she doesn't want her sister to marry 203 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,399 a guy because she thinks he's a loser. 204 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,279 Speaker 2: It turns out he is, so she was right. 205 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,279 Speaker 1: Right, but as a result, she almost hurts the entire town, 206 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,960 freezes the entire town, and then rather than fix it, 207 00:10:00,039 --> 00:10:02,440 it just wanders off out into the cold and lives 208 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,320 in a cast. 209 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,679 Speaker 2: Got it, got it? Got it? 210 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:08,440 Speaker 3: So it's a tale of kind of like short sighted inventions, 211 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,720 that kind of thing. Yeah, well, it's probably better than Greece. 212 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: I don't think so, except you know a lot of 213 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,840 people don't talk about Grease Dell. The last third of 214 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,840 that film really falls off. Oh yeah, and then you have, 215 00:10:20,879 --> 00:10:23,120 of course, have the last two songs, but it makes. 216 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 2: Up for it. 217 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,639 Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, I love that film so much. 218 00:10:26,879 --> 00:10:34,360 They it's just such a special movie. Everybody's forty except 219 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:38,519 for the Puerto Rican dance queen who is sixty. And 220 00:10:39,799 --> 00:10:42,279 you know, Oliviaton John is just smoking by the end 221 00:10:42,279 --> 00:10:42,519 of it. 222 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: So you also pointed out, Dylan, nothing says female empowerment 223 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,960 and like change. 224 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:55,559 Speaker 3: Just conform to the demands and the esthetic wishes of 225 00:10:55,679 --> 00:11:01,679 Danny Zuko. Therein you will find fulfillment, self love and happiness. 226 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,039 Let's talk about Magic Mind. Magic Mind is a magical company. 227 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,639 It is a mental performance shot that will send you 228 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:11,240 to the stars. How many languages are you at? 229 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:14,639 Speaker 2: Six? 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It would help the 247 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,080 show a lot and help you a lot if you 248 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,480 went to magicmind dot com slash below deck use promo 249 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,679 code below deck twenty. 250 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,399 Speaker 2: Okay, so guests arrive. 251 00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:17,200 Speaker 3: Guests arrive, they are already quite pissed about the whole 252 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,360 tender thing, and as they hop aboard, they proclaim, I 253 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:27,000 hope they have mother of pearl spoons. This is one 254 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:32,960 of these things that you know, I mean, you can 255 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:37,120 just tell from a mile away that they don't know 256 00:12:37,159 --> 00:12:39,960 what the fuck they're talking about. Because if you go 257 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:44,200 to a Michelin Star restaurant, the likes of which they 258 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,759 want replicated on this boat with one chef. The canals 259 00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:50,159 will be made with silver spoons in the back of house, 260 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:54,279 so we really don't need to do this whole fucking thing. 261 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, but will balloon reefs be there as well? Yeah? 262 00:12:57,519 --> 00:13:01,360 Speaker 1: You know, because yeah, nothing, says Michelin experts like a 263 00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:03,799 balloon reef. You know, that would delight a nine year old. 264 00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:07,000 You know, I heard that the eleven Ye Laundry has 265 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:08,240 like five of them in there. 266 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:12,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, eleven Masson Park and French Laundry. You know, you're you. 267 00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:15,080 Speaker 3: You get up and you move throughout the restaurant, and 268 00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:19,159 as you do, the balloon wreaths are kind of color 269 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,600 themed to the vibe or ethos of the next setting. 270 00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:26,080 Speaker 2: Last time I was there, two of them were carrots. 271 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:29,200 Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was about well, so maybe 272 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,279 they're right. Mike Dunks. They set up a basketball hoop 273 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,759 because he's an ex basketball player. I hope that he 274 00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:39,360 requested that because it's not even a racial thing. 275 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:41,559 Speaker 2: It's like a it's a work thing. 276 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 3: Like it's like giving a So somebody is a retired 277 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,120 lawyer and you put like one of those those big 278 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,519 leather bound books in front of it, like well, I 279 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:51,759 don't do this anymore. 280 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 1: You remember my birthday that my wife threw it for me. 281 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,799 We went to the nice place where we dined. There 282 00:13:56,879 --> 00:14:01,000 was a bunch of microphones around me, right, you remember that. 283 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:06,080 Speaker 3: It's like, why have you put a basketball hoop up? 284 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,440 I think it was requested, I hope. So the couches 285 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,360 are an eyesore. The guest asked the sea rats to 286 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,679 move the couches for a picture. They make it seem, 287 00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:18,159 or they made it seem in the previews that it 288 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,639 was this, I want them gone until we're gone, or 289 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:23,279 at least that's what I picked up on getting them 290 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,639 out of the way for a picture. I didn't think 291 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:31,440 was that ridiculous. But we really start to get into 292 00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:38,879 the deep waters of scumbag behavior when you point to 293 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,639 an espresso martini that is ten feet away from you 294 00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:44,000 and you tell someone to go get it for you 295 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,879 without a please, thank you? Really just a point. I 296 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:52,879 couldn't do that. No, I couldn't do it. Could not 297 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,159 do it. I don't care if I was a billionaire. 298 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,120 I could not do that. I could not do it. 299 00:14:57,639 --> 00:15:05,720 I mean, what on planet Earth over compensated? It's just crazy, man. 300 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to notice this. 301 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:10,639 Speaker 1: When I worked at that recording studio, it would always 302 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:14,720 be well rich people call it new money. It's just 303 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,480 it would be a new artist that got signed to 304 00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:20,840 a label. They were always the ones bossing me around, 305 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,240 sending me out on ten different runs to go get 306 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,000 different types of things. It was like wow, and I 307 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 could never figure it out. Do you think this is 308 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,960 what led Zeppelin behave like? And they probably did, don't 309 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,960 get far worse. 310 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 3: I mean they shoved salmon on people's or I think 311 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:39,600 or shark bull sharks. Yeah, something like that, which seems 312 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,639 physically impossible to me, let alone. 313 00:15:43,399 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 2: Sexual and animal abuse. 314 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,279 Speaker 3: So that's quite a quite an ad lib we filled 315 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,039 out there with that. 316 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 1: It was on page one hundred and seventeen in Hamma 317 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,200 of the Golds. 318 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,399 Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah, that was a lot of fodder for 319 00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,519 this third grader. Yeah yeah, yeah. 320 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 3: And whoat Hammer of the Gods? I don't know, is 321 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,679 it some Rolling Stone journalist ors? 322 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 2: Probably hit job? Definitely? Yeah. 323 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,639 Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, you're in the circle of trust. Okay, 324 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,919 don't tell anybody about the fish for shoving up people. 325 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:16,519 It's ridiculous. Where's your tect so and we'd love to 326 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,519 have any of these people on, as we said, but 327 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:25,080 again we should remind you you are on a discount 328 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:25,919 day trip. 329 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,039 Speaker 2: Don't be You're not in there will be blood. 330 00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 3: Okay, You're not a fucking Rockefeller, so stop doing this. 331 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 2: The guests spend some time in the water. 332 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 3: Ellie goes out to give a vodka soda to somebody, right, 333 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,279 and you want to take this? 334 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,679 Speaker 2: Well, I kind of forget. 335 00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:48,039 Speaker 1: But it was like one of those things like, hey, 336 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,279 let's let's all put in an order together, as. 337 00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:53,879 Speaker 3: Opposed to well, even worse. I mean that it graduated 338 00:16:53,919 --> 00:16:57,120 to that. But she brings the Vodkasota out to one 339 00:16:57,159 --> 00:16:59,879 woman who's asked for a vodkasoda. The other woman says, 340 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,559 where's mine. Ellie says, oh, well, she I only got 341 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,240 an order for one, and she says, I thought you 342 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,319 were gonna surprise me. 343 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:12,440 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what I don't know? Maybe the balk and 344 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,400 biscuit can read mine. What is going on with you people? 345 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,839 How could you possibly I think that that's even remotely logically. 346 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,440 Speaker 1: A couple of these charter guests strike me as extreme narcissistic, 347 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,799 and so they will be hearing this. 348 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 2: I just know that about oh yeah, yeah, yeah, please 349 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,000 please come on and defend this behavior. Oh yeah, please, 350 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:35,839 we will not edit it. We will play it just 351 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,559 as the interview. 352 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,200 Speaker 1: Please contact us, Yeah yeah, or if any of you 353 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,079 savvy barnacles want to do this, this will just make 354 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:46,079 good podcasts. If you can find Nasha or Marhisha I 355 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,839 think that's how you say her name. Find them, tell 356 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,160 them we were talking shit about them and we'd love 357 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,880 to have them on, and we will have them on. 358 00:17:54,759 --> 00:18:00,160 Gosh Chuck and Erica simple Chuck, I'm still friends with 359 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,920 Erica Rose. We had the same obg y n who 360 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,400 passed away. We bonded over there. He was a good guy. 361 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,359 Speaker 3: So the primary wance a culinary masterpiece of rivals Michelin 362 00:18:09,599 --> 00:18:13,319 Star cuisine. So we're getting ready for that evening. The 363 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,519 dry ice is there, the caviar is there, the whole 364 00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:18,799 nine yards. They almost popped the fire and ice wreath, 365 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:22,839 which would have been an absolute disaster because you can't 366 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:27,119 have a East Egg or West Egg Gatsby kind of 367 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:31,759 party without this reaff Oh yeah, but while the guests 368 00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:35,039 sample the caviar, they ask for the chef. 369 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:36,480 Speaker 2: Oh yes, and. 370 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,079 Speaker 1: By the way, having caviar nothing says class like caveo. 371 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:47,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just this, Like, what what sky Mall magazine 372 00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:51,519 are you guys using for this fucking bag. 373 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,119 Speaker 1: It's like it's just fucking crazy. Also, what would you 374 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,960 like to know? It's fish fucking eggs. Yeah, and they 375 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,759 go great on a cracker, anything else you'd like to know? 376 00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 3: Well, Asha calls Johnno up and you know, this is 377 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,480 really the only fumble of Asha's entire performance this evening. 378 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 2: Otherwise she was flawless. She phones him up. 379 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 3: She goes, Hey, they'd like to talk to you about 380 00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:16,799 She just said they'd like to talk to you. Hey, 381 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,319 send up a flair. Tell him they want to talk 382 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,440 about the caviar. Give him a second to goog you 383 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,759 know what I mean, because otherwise he just he's coming 384 00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:24,920 up to a firing squad. 385 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,160 Speaker 2: Luckily for them. I don't think she knew he was 386 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,400 coming up to a firing squad. 387 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,400 Speaker 3: Well luckily for them. They and it's the same thing 388 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,599 with the butter fish knife thing. They don't want to 389 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,079 really inquire about anything. They just want to exercise control 390 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:46,039 and dissatisfaction over the help. So this woman has no 391 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:50,680 questions because she has no knowledge of caviar. She just says, 392 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,279 this tastes like shit. Get out of my face dirty 393 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,200 wash cloth, to. 394 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,359 Speaker 1: Be exact, And so he let her know that it's 395 00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:01,720 beluga cavia, which I don't know if a lot of 396 00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:03,640 people know this. I only knew this because we worked 397 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,880 for our former employer. We put a sampling of it 398 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,559 in one of our boxes, so I had to learn 399 00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:13,000 a little bit about beluga Caviare was actually against the 400 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,599 law to propagate or whatever for about twenty years because 401 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,920 that type of fish was going extinct. So it's pretty 402 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,000 hard to get up until like twenty seventeen. So it's 403 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,480 it's kind of in demand. Yeah, So doesn't that make 404 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,440 you like it better? You fucking want to be. 405 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 3: Right, And it's also kind of an acquired taste. And 406 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:36,200 it's also just a spiritually unwell thing to consume. 407 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,880 Speaker 2: I mean, it's just bizarre fish shapes. It's just like. 408 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,279 Speaker 3: I mean, listen, we're the masters of the universe. We 409 00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:47,519 get to harvest whatever we want from animals. But it's 410 00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:50,359 just how I cut you open, you pull out all 411 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,079 the eggs babies. 412 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,359 Speaker 2: It's just nuts. Yeah. 413 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 1: And just to put a final point on Dylan's point, 414 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,279 calling something that is expensive piss does. 415 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 3: Not elevate, you know, it doesn't so classless. She's loses 416 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,160 another dress. But before we get there, I have thoughts 417 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,279 on this, yes, okay. 418 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:12,799 Speaker 1: So the way that she kind of works out how 419 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,799 she should not be punished on this is she's going 420 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,880 to beat it with a technicality, which is even though 421 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,039 it's a mess up, it was done prior to her 422 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,200 given the ultimatum. 423 00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,440 Speaker 2: She Bob Shapiro is the whole thing. Okay. 424 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,640 Speaker 1: I experienced this so on one of our past aps 425 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,079 shows a long time ago. I had a next door 426 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,839 neighbor in this shitty apartment I lived next to, name Rob. 427 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,799 Speaker 2: Rob wanted to kill me. I had Rob put in 428 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,119 jail twice for trying to kill me. 429 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 1: So I tell the landlord, hey, Rob's trying to kill 430 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,359 me and he's been arrested twice for it. I sent 431 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,640 the police reports. I want this guy out of here. 432 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:48,880 So they send him a letter that says, Rob, if 433 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,400 you do anything bad to Pat, you're out of here. 434 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,200 You're getting evicted. 435 00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:52,440 Speaker 2: Right. 436 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:57,200 Speaker 1: So, come to find out, he put nails my goddamn tire. 437 00:21:57,319 --> 00:21:59,880 I let them know and they said when did you 438 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,359 find him? And I said yesterday. They said, that's before 439 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,799 we sent the letter. Beat you on a technicality, right right, Yeah, I. 440 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 3: Mean, listen, the the justice system is a very flawed system. 441 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,519 You know, Like we've talked about before, the man that 442 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,599 killed three to four women by betting them and then 443 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,680 staging a robbery wherein he would save himself and nobody 444 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,480 else and then take. 445 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:22,920 Speaker 2: All their money. 446 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,799 Speaker 3: Even if you can't nail the guy with forensic evidence, 447 00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:28,440 he did it. 448 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,519 Speaker 2: It's been four times. That's right. We need common sense, 449 00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:34,200 that's what we need. Yeah, common sense. 450 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 3: You know, listen, you are not going to fall into 451 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:39,519 the throes of any bloodlust or anything. 452 00:22:39,519 --> 00:22:41,920 Speaker 2: If you were on tropic time. You're just not. 453 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,599 Speaker 3: You're absolutely not. You're going to be way too blissful, 454 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:48,359 way too full, and way too happy. Dell. 455 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,640 Speaker 1: Let me admit some I could hang out with Marhisha yeah, 456 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,319 and Naisla on nausea. 457 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, on the beach. As long as I'm drinking. 458 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,160 Speaker 1: A tropical Cafe Cafe smoothie, I'm having the best time 459 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:58,599 of my life. 460 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,880 Speaker 2: If you have a watermelon behator on your hand. 461 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:05,039 Speaker 3: There, got friends, Hey, I love you guys. You know what, 462 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,240 I'd go a step further. I'd say, you know, let's 463 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,519 time travel a little bit. You're in the trenches of 464 00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:12,240 World War One, And do. 465 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,160 Speaker 2: I have a musket? You have one of those knives 466 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:14,640 on the end of it. 467 00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:18,680 Speaker 3: You have a musket, it's it's jammed, it's it's the 468 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,079 barrel is soaked in mud and blood. 469 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,039 Speaker 2: Oh, so it doesn't work. 470 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:27,039 Speaker 3: It doesn't work, and there's a stampede coming. If you 471 00:23:27,079 --> 00:23:28,799 have a watermelon, bit boheto i'd bean. 472 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,359 Speaker 1: I just hold it up and just say, hey, why 473 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,559 don't we just call it a day? Yeah, And the 474 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,160 thing is we're on topic time now. 475 00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:38,160 Speaker 3: They would send some kind of ambassador over the mound 476 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:39,759 to go, well, listen. 477 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 2: Let's try it. 478 00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:45,839 Speaker 3: And if he took one sip, you know, Franz Ferdinand 479 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:48,279 be gone. The whole thing would have gotten sort of over. 480 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,920 Tropical Smoothie Cafe will bring world peace one day, and 481 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,160 you can have just a little taste of it by 482 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,799 going to one of the fourteen hundred plus locations, or 483 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,480 use the app. Use promo code bad TV with said 484 00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:05,799 app be Happy, be Guava, b mango, be on Tropic Time. 485 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,799 Speaker 2: Now and then, according to Sandy, be kind. 486 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:14,880 Speaker 3: So the dress is in Ellie's bag, it is not washed, 487 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,480 and she's protected by the technicality. 488 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,519 Speaker 2: She's got to. 489 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,920 Speaker 3: Be up there with some of the worst sea rats 490 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:30,240 we've ever had. I mean, I would say it's usually 491 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,200 in the chef department. 492 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: Hold on, we've had worse, but they've been fired. She's 493 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:38,880 fallen under this category of we already know that you're useless, 494 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,119 so you're unfirable. There are no expectations yep, yep, yep, 495 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,759 which seems stupid to me. There have to be expectations. 496 00:24:45,839 --> 00:24:51,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, we've had We had Kiko, who you know. 497 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:52,759 Speaker 2: He wasn't that bad. 498 00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:55,359 Speaker 3: He just knew how to make one Brazilian fish stew 499 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,000 and just kept serving that. 500 00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,440 Speaker 2: And then you know the the. 501 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:06,640 Speaker 3: Death Knell was serving Domino Brownie's to black people, which 502 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,200 is inappropriate. 503 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 2: And Hannah told him to do that because she was 504 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,480 on pills. But yeah, cheese is one of the worst 505 00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:16,160 we've ever seen. 506 00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:21,599 Speaker 3: So anyways, the caveat well, Ellie equally wrong, goes I 507 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,400 could take this upstairs and get her fired, but she's bamby, 508 00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:27,680 so we can't do that. I don't know that you could, Ellie, 509 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,480 because remember Sandy hates both of you, So I don't 510 00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:32,400 know that that would work the way that you think 511 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,039 it's gonna work. 512 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 2: So the dinner is served. 513 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,680 Speaker 1: It's I'll let you get into it. I just want 514 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,319 to say, Kermit does something here and Sandy's done it, 515 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,559 which is the plate goes down in front of the 516 00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:48,519 paying guests. They take two bites out of it. They 517 00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:51,160 stand over them, lording over. You can see their shadow, 518 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,359 and they go, how's the food be? 519 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,039 Speaker 2: Like, get out of here? Yeah, what are. 520 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: You still doing here? You put the plate down? Right, 521 00:25:58,039 --> 00:26:00,440 there's old Patty being mean. Yeah, no, one of those 522 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,200 charging gases. 523 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:01,880 Speaker 2: I'm want to do. 524 00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 3: Well. It's the same thing they do with the French laundry, 525 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,359 you know, they drop the bread and they just watch. 526 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,039 Speaker 1: When my mom worked at a restaurant, she couldn't afford 527 00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:12,720 to send me anywhere, so I just go to work 528 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,599 with her all day at King's Corner Restaurant in Leominster, Massachusetts. Right, 529 00:26:16,079 --> 00:26:18,039 and so one day I made the mistake. The food 530 00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:20,119 gets put down in front of these two blue hairs. 531 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:20,359 Speaker 2: Right. 532 00:26:20,599 --> 00:26:23,400 Speaker 1: They're sitting there gobbling up whatever, swell their goblin up. 533 00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:25,680 And I just sit across the legged just watching them eat. 534 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,960 And they turn to me and tell a six year old. 535 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,440 At some point, hey get lost. Scare the hell out 536 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:31,599 of it. 537 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,160 Speaker 3: We're trying to eat our chicken pop pie without our dentures. 538 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,680 Get the fuck out of here. This is an undignified experience. 539 00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:39,000 Speaker 2: They could have been nicer about it. 540 00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, but they're very close to the ground, so 541 00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,079 we'll give them a little slack. So seared sea bass 542 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:52,720 and crab couscous. That's weird. Crab couscous sounds weird to me, 543 00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:57,640 but you too. Yeah, But in a wild turn of events, 544 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,759 they like the food. I thought the plating was amateur, 545 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,920 and I thought that they were absolutely going to get 546 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,559 crucified for sending this out to these high, high class, 547 00:27:08,599 --> 00:27:12,240 exquisite Palette clients, but they actually gobbled it all up 548 00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:13,440 like the shit pumps they are. 549 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,480 Speaker 2: We then get to can I do a mean while? Yeah? Sure. 550 00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:20,960 Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Joe in the Balkan Biscuit, they kind of run 551 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,519 into each other and they started a flirt a bit, 552 00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:24,559 and then Joe tells is like, hey, a few days ago, 553 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:27,799 I thought I lost the Balkan Biscuit, But I think 554 00:27:27,839 --> 00:27:31,039 there's a chance to rekindle that magic, sure, and and 555 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:35,039 have meaningless, forgettable sea rat sex. I think that seems 556 00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:35,799 doable for him. 557 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, and somebody could argue, I'm sure you're listening. 558 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,119 Speaker 3: You're going you may be driving off the road going well, 559 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,720 why pat, how it could be memorable? 560 00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,759 Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's no way the way. 561 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,680 Speaker 1: If you internet interview enough sea rats like dyl and 562 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,039 I have, and you hear them reflect back on their 563 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,240 past hookups, you'd have the same feeling as I said, 564 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,000 most of the time they want to erase sea rats 565 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,519 hookups from their memory entirely. 566 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 567 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. 568 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:04,799 Speaker 3: You know, we've talked to so many sea rants and 569 00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:06,960 we've heard of them all say the same thing. They 570 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,559 all say, you know that wand for men in black, 571 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,720 I wish those actually existed. 572 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:12,480 Speaker 2: That's true. 573 00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:19,640 Speaker 3: Well, and also this flirtation is transpiring over garbage. M hmm, yeah, 574 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,599 how are we getting hot and heavy over garbage? I 575 00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:24,599 think there's some kind of like pulling out or something that, 576 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:25,839 like what what's going on? 577 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,759 Speaker 2: That's a funny thought. 578 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:29,400 Speaker 1: You know what you know where workplace never happens the 579 00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:31,440 sewage the sewage. 580 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,319 Speaker 3: Factory, No, no know, because it's all men who hate 581 00:28:35,079 --> 00:28:39,319 who No, I mean, listen, who's to say I don't 582 00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:41,680 know the disposition of anybody working at a sewage plant? 583 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,079 Speaker 2: Hey, you up with Tina? The new office gown. Yes 584 00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:47,480 you spelled like shit. Well you you did too, to 585 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,359 be fair, so yeah, that's you cancel. 586 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,519 Speaker 1: You know what in high school, they took us on 587 00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:53,119 a field trip to a sewage I think it was 588 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,160 trying to teach us about, like, you know, being more 589 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,920 green and how all the recycling of water. And I 590 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,559 remember I literally saw that herbine of sewage going through 591 00:29:01,599 --> 00:29:05,240 and I saw a carrot in poop. 592 00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:08,079 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we did it pass through a human or 593 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,599 do you think that it was just like throwing because it. 594 00:29:10,599 --> 00:29:12,839 Speaker 1: Was all poop and I could see the various other 595 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,240 things that were that hadn't been processed through the body. 596 00:29:16,359 --> 00:29:18,400 I was like, that's definitely a piece of a carrot. 597 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,799 Speaker 2: Well, what cease? 598 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,160 Speaker 3: And I do my darling, Cia and I do if 599 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,119 any carrots have gone bad, we just chuck them in 600 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,960 the toilet because it makes it could fit through the 601 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,880 pipe and it's perfect, you know it kind of it 602 00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:29,880 just makes sense to us. 603 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 2: So that's probably what happened. 604 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,240 Speaker 3: These people are talking about debutante balls while Joe and 605 00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:39,279 Ellie are flirting. The one Lady Swamp Yeah yeah, with 606 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,400 a goose fan says her mother used to make her 607 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,240 watch VHS tapes about etiquette, which is. 608 00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 2: Creepy. That is so fucking strange to me. 609 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:54,119 Speaker 3: But she complains that these fucking idiots put out a 610 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,680 butter knife with no bread. 611 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,720 Speaker 2: Service while fanning herself. Oh, when she's speaking on I'm 612 00:29:58,759 --> 00:30:01,119 sorry we're not at the Olive go when you're here, 613 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,960 your family, and thank you for letting us know. I 614 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,480 got to be better with the names. 615 00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:08,720 Speaker 3: But somebody let me know that that is in fact 616 00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:13,160 the mantra of Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family. 617 00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:16,680 Speaker 2: You're also sad. You know, before the birth of our 618 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,960 you're being poisoned. 619 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,319 Speaker 1: Before the birth of our daughter, Ellie, we went to 620 00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:23,440 Olive Garden as our last meal before we went and 621 00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:26,160 checked into the hospital to give birth Ellie. Yeah, And 622 00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:28,720 in my mind I was thinking, yeah, if we get 623 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:31,079 in a car accident right now, the news will report 624 00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:35,160 sad company a couple yeah, before going to the hospital 625 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,920 for their firstborn died tragically after eating at all of. 626 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,680 Speaker 3: But I know that that would be the headline, but 627 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,519 there would be kind of a there would be a 628 00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:45,799 debate about whether or not to put. 629 00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 2: That in the report. 630 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,079 Speaker 3: Like you know, they this is a tragedy they all perished, 631 00:30:50,119 --> 00:30:53,160 But do we need to kind of add insult to 632 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,200 injury and say that they were hopped up on Italian 633 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:01,920 wedding soup and redsticks yoga before they perished. 634 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:05,759 Speaker 2: You know what? Even he is in that chicken Alfredo, God, 635 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:12,279 God knows. Yeah. So she is wondering about telling the service, 636 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,039 and she has a certain like bashful glee about the 637 00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:21,000 whole thing. She's really a piece of information. 638 00:31:21,799 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 3: Excited to tell Asha that she fucked up, and she does, 639 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:31,319 and Asha returns fire. She says, actually, it's a fish 640 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:36,000 knife because the uh it's a protein that's more delicate 641 00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:38,319 than you know, you stake your pork, your chicken. 642 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,559 Speaker 2: She said, that's what that's for. 643 00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:47,039 Speaker 3: And the lady is incensed because, again similar to the 644 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:49,319 caviar thing, she didn't want to have a conversation about this. 645 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,599 Speaker 2: She just wanted to embarrass Asia. That's right. 646 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, something else must have been getting under Nausea's uh 647 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,799 skin earlier in the day to kind of feel like 648 00:31:57,839 --> 00:31:59,799 you got to put this forth. I'm feeling like she 649 00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:00,799 has nacks to grive. 650 00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:05,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, nausea has got to get into a life or 651 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,599 death situation, you know, similar to Larry David tumbling in 652 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,000 the waves of zooma beach. Your life has to flash 653 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:16,519 before your eyes in order to change the kind. 654 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:21,480 Speaker 2: Of nauseous character that is taking over your life. It's 655 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,079 not beneficial to really anybody. 656 00:32:23,279 --> 00:32:26,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, and by the way, Dell, after this little bumping 657 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,480 of heads here, she proceeds to do what most morons 658 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,799 do when they've been put in their place. 659 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,319 Speaker 2: She doubles down and gets angry. 660 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:42,960 Speaker 3: Talk about doubling down, she says out loud, loudly. Yeah, well, 661 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:49,240 your caviar surface sucked. And listen, it Did's right. You're 662 00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:52,359 a gremlin, you know. I think that what's the old 663 00:32:52,359 --> 00:32:54,880 adage gremlins can be right twice a day? 664 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,720 Speaker 2: Is that it? 665 00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:02,519 Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean you're your bones bend in different ways, 666 00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:05,160 but you're you're right. The caviar service did kind of sound. 667 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:09,000 Speaker 1: Now let me say this thoughdil Now, we have laid 668 00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:11,599 off the other charter guests because they haven't been as 669 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,799 vocal and as annoying and some. 670 00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:15,880 Speaker 2: Of the other some of the other charter gress were 671 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:20,880 just really nice. But the annoying charter guests have spouses. Yes, 672 00:33:21,119 --> 00:33:25,680 you got to speak up spouses. Okay, my wife gets 673 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,720 at me all the time, if I say something annoying, stupid, 674 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:31,160 or rude, I get a fucking jab right in my chest. 675 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:36,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, because you know, spousal relationships, monogamous love. You know, 676 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,599 you're supposed to make each other better, that's right, right. 677 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:46,079 You're not supposed to cower and fear because you've tried 678 00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:49,200 to speak up too many times about your wife or 679 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,599 your husband throwing wine at waiters because it's too dry 680 00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:56,799 or too oaky, which is something that I'd imagine these 681 00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:58,440 people would do at the Olive Garden. 682 00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 2: So let's head to the stake course. 683 00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:03,480 Speaker 3: But before we get there, let's take a little break 684 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,119 to talk about Body Smart. 685 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:05,319 Speaker 1: Oh. 686 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,480 Speaker 3: Yes, this episode is brought to you by Body Smart. 687 00:34:09,519 --> 00:34:11,320 One on mone Coaching Art is. 688 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,880 Speaker 2: Just a common sense company, totally common sense. 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All right, So dyl Gale 729 00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:14,519 and Nate snuggle at this point, and she has one 730 00:36:14,559 --> 00:36:16,880 request for the c rat don't turn out to be 731 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,239 a dick. Yeah, that's a tall order there, Gil, Yeah, 732 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,320 he says, I won't hurt you. Yeah, we'll see. 733 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,559 Speaker 3: Second course tomahawk served with a smattering of beat reduction. 734 00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:31,280 Everyone likes it, even the little terry or nausea. But 735 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,880 she can't let on. It's a little tough, she says, 736 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,280 because the night is now ruined for her. She's lost 737 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,280 in some kind of insane gauntlet she's in and now 738 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,079 her night is over. Sandy comes out, she tries to 739 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:44,920 bizarrely saddle up to her. I think that she wants 740 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,639 to tell her. 741 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,760 Speaker 1: Okay, So Sandy and Kerman talk in the bar another we're. 742 00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:51,800 Speaker 3: Talking about when Sandy comes out to check on everybody. 743 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,280 Oh yes, I kind of feel that too. Sorry, yeah, 744 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,440 but we go upstairs. The women are not happy with 745 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,920 the service. They're essentially going to war with the women 746 00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:04,679 of this vessel. It's really bizarre. It's internalized misogyny of 747 00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,559 the ruling of lead and that you texted me that 748 00:37:06,639 --> 00:37:08,880 before I did. We got going, and you spotted it 749 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,000 from a mile away, said. They send up Joe to 750 00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:16,400 distract them, and it works flawlessly, despite the women seeing 751 00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:21,480 exactly the trick was. Yeah, the main primary heads to bed, 752 00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:25,639 but wants a snack. Only got sandwiches though, Well, the 753 00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:27,320 problem is I don't eat sandwiches. 754 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:32,480 Speaker 2: Well I got some berries, Yeah, fruit will do good. 755 00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:37,159 Speaker 3: This woman is, she's on the verge of grabbing the 756 00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:41,519 fish knife and driving it into Asia. She's so pissed off. 757 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,559 Speaker 1: I bet if we talk to these horrible charter guests, 758 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,239 I guarantee they'll tell us there was stuff going on 759 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,920 behind the scenes that got under their skin. 760 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,840 Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think so at all. 761 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,719 Speaker 1: You think they've just they're coming on here with this 762 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,760 horrible attitude. 763 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,360 Speaker 2: I think they're just shit pumped people, and we'd love 764 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,960 to have you on. I want to have you on. 765 00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:02,000 Speaker 3: I gotta know what's So we get to the next day, 766 00:38:02,039 --> 00:38:05,599 breakfast is served. Ian is a management genius. While he's 767 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:09,760 holding realms together, he has kind of accidentally formed a 768 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,039 team that is self sufficient. 769 00:38:11,679 --> 00:38:12,119 Speaker 2: Brilliant. 770 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,000 Speaker 3: Captain Sandy heads up to go tell the guests, well, 771 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,079 if one thing happens first, this is what starts this. 772 00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:20,719 So in the morning, Kermit is going down the stairs 773 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,519 as I believe Mahitia is walking. 774 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,159 Speaker 2: Up the stairs. She said good moon, yeah, and. 775 00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:29,239 Speaker 1: Versa says, can we eat now? Yeah, And so she 776 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,760 tells Sandy that she was kind of rude to her back. 777 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,199 Speaker 3: Well, and we should also say that, you know, karma 778 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:40,239 sometimes has a long tail, and sometimes it strikes instantaneously. 779 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,960 That's why there are YouTube rabbit holes that you can 780 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,880 fall down for nineteen to sixty five hours called instant karma. 781 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,679 And that's exactly what the primary gets. The night before, 782 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,639 after she throws a fit about the sandwiches, she eats 783 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:57,519 shit on the stairs, and that's that's the you know, 784 00:38:57,559 --> 00:39:00,360 we get into physics and you know, Interstellar and all 785 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,960 this stuff, but right there just shows you that God 786 00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:07,199 does exist. Yeah yeah, yeah, or karma, right yeah, universal 787 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,440 forces the days of this world struck her down. So 788 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,159 the guests head out to well, let's talk about this 789 00:39:13,199 --> 00:39:14,119 Sandy conversation. 790 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 1: This was the best part of the episode. I cannot 791 00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:20,400 believe she did this. I'm telling you, there's something behind 792 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,559 this where the crew in Sandy feels like she made 793 00:39:23,559 --> 00:39:25,719 a case that someone paid a million dollars for a 794 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,519 charter and they were treating her help like her crew 795 00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:30,920 like shit, dude. 796 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,320 Speaker 3: Maybe it's because I'm reading you know, Robin De Angelo's 797 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,320 one hundred and fifty page tome right. 798 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,440 Speaker 1: Really hold on the bulk of the charter guests are 799 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,559 white people on this chart. 800 00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:41,039 Speaker 2: I don't know. 801 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,639 Speaker 3: It was weird to me that they had this conversation. 802 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,840 I don't want to put that on Sandy, but it was. 803 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,079 It was strange. 804 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,679 Speaker 1: I think it had more to do with than I 805 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,119 know how much you get that and I know you 806 00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:57,519 guys only paid collactively twenty thousand dollars for this, which, 807 00:39:57,559 --> 00:40:00,000 by the way, if you think, if you think about it, 808 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,840 all right, So let's we're running over the episode. Yeah, 809 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,719 having talked to the sea rats as I have and 810 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,760 behind the scenes below deck in order to get people 811 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,199 on these boats. Now, they are not paying for these boats. No, 812 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,920 the tip is what they're paying. Right, So if you 813 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,719 see eight people or six people, it was basically about 814 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,559 twenty five hundred dollars for the full day each person. 815 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, you get to be. 816 00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:24,840 Speaker 1: On TV, you got to go on that nice little 817 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,119 tour of the town, you get to be on a yeah. 818 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:31,239 Speaker 3: Right, because wealthy people don't want their shit. They're dirty 819 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:31,960 laundry out. 820 00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:34,119 Speaker 1: They did it the first three seasons and they saw 821 00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:35,840 what happens to them when they're on TV. 822 00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:39,400 Speaker 2: So the guests had out to an ancient Greek node. 823 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,079 Speaker 3: Obviously we will turn this into a backdrop for Instagram 824 00:40:44,079 --> 00:40:48,440 photos and not take in any of the cosmic beauty 825 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,280 of it. They speak on fertility and Ellie is validated. 826 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,320 Her and Joe I think are going to have children. 827 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,480 Ellie needs to calm down. Joe is a scumbag who 828 00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,880 it may you know, maybe he evolves into, you know, 829 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,360 a father and a response male and a productive member 830 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,480 of society, but right now. 831 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,679 Speaker 2: He's just addicted to pussy when he gets drunk. 832 00:41:05,679 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 1: And also Joe is a sad example of what happens 833 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,719 with guys at some point if they're lucky, which is 834 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,000 one minute, no one wants you. Uh, next next moment, 835 00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:15,679 you got two women after you, And then you think 836 00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:16,800 you're fucking George Clooney. 837 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're not. Yeah. No, George Clooney's not gay. 838 00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:24,840 Speaker 3: No. So it turns out that Bailey died it was 839 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,079 more Leah's dog. But Sandy's away from Leah. I think 840 00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:34,039 that's what makes her so sad. I just fucking love Sandy. 841 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:37,719 I don't know what is happening, but she's just amazing ye, 842 00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:39,639 And I don't know. 843 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,320 Speaker 2: It got me, It got me in my. 844 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,800 Speaker 3: Feels when she talks about the losses that you experienced 845 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,559 when you're out at see You miss a lot of things, 846 00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:48,199 but that's the life you chose to lead. 847 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:48,800 Speaker 2: That's right. 848 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,079 Speaker 3: So Johno is getting ready for lunch and the guests 849 00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:55,840 have turned their attitudes right the fuck around. Joe shows 850 00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,199 Nathan a picture of Ellie and him kissing, and he wants. 851 00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 2: To vomit in his mouth. 852 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:06,360 Speaker 3: She overhears them our cheese, overhears everybody being quiet, and 853 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:11,960 she spirals and she'll fuck Joe next episode. I'm not 854 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,159 sure why how. I guess everybody has needs. But dare 855 00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:17,519 I say cheese? You're better than that? 856 00:42:18,079 --> 00:42:20,239 Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna take that back. I don't think she is. 857 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,480 So Joe shows already. 858 00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:27,239 Speaker 3: Covered that lunch is crispy Duck scallion pancakes. 859 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:32,000 Speaker 2: We fancy out here. John O is crushing it, absolutely 860 00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:33,519 crushing it. 861 00:42:33,519 --> 00:42:36,360 Speaker 3: It looked so good. It looked like a perfect lunch. 862 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,000 I'm gonna give it ninety two pots. Wow, Yeah, very high. 863 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,880 Gayla is stuck between in a rock and a hard 864 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:46,039 place because Eyebrows wants absolutely nothing to do with Ellie. 865 00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:48,400 Speaker 1: Where'd you save that piece of gold name? I could 866 00:42:48,559 --> 00:42:49,519 use that all season? 867 00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:52,840 Speaker 2: What's up? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. 868 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,840 Speaker 3: I think we've called them eyebrows before, but he it 869 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,440 should be the only thing that we refer to him by. 870 00:42:58,519 --> 00:43:01,400 Speaker 2: Small children could play hide and seeking. Those things. They're 871 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:07,320 so thick. So it's like a follicle. Looky. 872 00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:14,000 Speaker 3: So Ellie is in love with him, Gail knows he's 873 00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:17,599 disgusted by her. What does Gail do the charter guests apart? 874 00:43:18,559 --> 00:43:22,119 Speaker 1: Okay, so normally the charter guest departing is just a formality. Yeah, 875 00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:25,519 but in this case, it was wonderful because Mahitia takes 876 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:29,360 her time to point out the love birds, right, yes, yeah, 877 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,760 so once again, if I had done that, my wife 878 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,360 would throw an elbow into my chest. 879 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,519 Speaker 2: Yes. Now we get into the tip. And what is 880 00:43:36,559 --> 00:43:40,280 Sandy's first question? What love birds? Yeah? 881 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,400 Speaker 1: Way to go, Sandy, make things uncomfortable. 882 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,559 Speaker 2: Way to go, Sandy. 883 00:43:44,559 --> 00:43:48,280 Speaker 3: And the two love birds are no one. No one 884 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:52,119 on this boat are lovebirds. Now maybe Nathan and Gale, 885 00:43:52,199 --> 00:43:57,320 but no, no, they're sea rats. Love is too complicated 886 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,199 as an emotionless Yeah. 887 00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,159 Speaker 1: I don't want love of as it's defined to be 888 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,159 associated with anything that's taking place on this. 889 00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:07,760 Speaker 2: Boat right now. Yep. So what's tip? 890 00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:11,199 Speaker 3: Well it was twenty grand a marvelous one day check 891 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,320 one day, yeah, hip. 892 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,679 Speaker 1: Just so if you aggregate that out, if it was 893 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,440 three days, that tip would be sixty grand. 894 00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:21,280 Speaker 3: Well it wouldn't be no, it would be twenty two. Great, 895 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,599 it would have been twenty thousand. That's right, all right, 896 00:44:23,639 --> 00:44:26,199 So next up this is kind of fun. The Balkan Biscuit. 897 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,400 It's probably realizing it's near the end of the season. 898 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,199 Speaker 1: She needs to make her mark here with some kind 899 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,119 of date, you know, if you go on a date, 900 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,440 the camera's following you, right, She asked Joe out on 901 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,039 the date. He says yes reluctantly, and then decides, in 902 00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:42,400 a moment of clarity while speaking with Nate, hey, I 903 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,400 don't want to fucking do this. 904 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,119 Speaker 2: I gotta tell her I don't want to go. 905 00:44:46,159 --> 00:44:48,199 Speaker 3: It says, it's an hour of your time and you 906 00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,360 said yes already, so don't be a piece of shit. 907 00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:55,239 But we end with him probably breaking off the date. 908 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,559 Speaker 2: So we'll see what happens next week. 909 00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:59,800 Speaker 3: We shall see iTunes five Stars, Kind Words, Patroon, Do 910 00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:03,599 Up Session, another podcast, Network, Body, Smart, Magic, Mind. 911 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,840 Speaker 2: Tropical Smoothie. We love you so much, have a great week. 912 00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:06,800 We'll see you next week. 913 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,280 Speaker 3: I'm dying saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye.