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Speaker 1: The makers of the New Rinsto bring you the Amison

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Andy Show with their guests tonight, mister Charles Coburn. There's

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plenty of excitement around tonight because radio history is being made.

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The New Rinso presents the New Amison Andy Show. Yes,

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everything brand new, new in the fact that Jamison Andy

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are doing for the first time a half hour show.

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New in the Damson Andy are playing before an audience,

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also for the first time, and new into each week.

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There will be a famous guest tonight, mister Charles Coburn,

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whom you have seen in the mortem area and heaven

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can wait. And there's plenty of news about Rinso too

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it yourself.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll agree.

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Speaker 1: It's absolutely tough, that I's soapy rich dud's get out

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more dirt that In short, it's the ideal so for

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wash day, for dishes and for all the soap and

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water jobs around the house. Yes, try Rinso, I know

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you'll join the vast army of women who whistle while

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they walk.

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Speaker 2: And now the news.

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Speaker 1: Opie Rich Rinso presents the New Amos and Andy Show. Well,

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there's an old saying that no news is good news.

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That must be true because Andy got news, and it's fair.

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The news is in the form of a letter which

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Andy is discussing with the Kingfish and Henry van.

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Speaker 2: Porter in his office. Now, boys, I am really in

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a messia.

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Speaker 1: Well, emmy, yes, like you's beard all where to tell

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you the truth?

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Speaker 2: Andy?

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Speaker 1: I can't see what is such bad news about the

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relative coming to visit you from the south. Listen, Henna,

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a relative is news no matter what direction it comes from.

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Listen here, faus. I ain't told you this, but here's

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the jam I was in. About six months ago, I

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discovered that this uncle of mine that's coming up here

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tomorrow doesn't cut me out of his will. Ooh, I

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didn't know that or not. There's a serious things. Yeah,

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And I found out that the reason he doesn't cut

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me out is because he thinks.

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Speaker 2: I is undisresponsible.

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Speaker 1: You see, boys, my uncle always wanted me to get

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married and settled down.

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Speaker 2: Well tell me this, dandee.

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Speaker 1: What is all this got to do with the letter

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you received from it? Well? I always been kind of

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superstitious about being left out of will. So about six

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months ago I done writ my uncle Edgar told him

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I got married, settled down, and I was living in

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a nice.

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Speaker 2: Six room apartment. Oh, beginning to get it now.

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Speaker 1: So he's gonna arrive in New York tomorrow morning on

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the nine o'clock train.

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Speaker 2: But the main reason he's coming up here is.

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Speaker 1: To see some New York doctor spechlers about his health.

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Speaker 2: And he gonna stay hit on Monday.

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Speaker 1: Mmm uh uh tell me those and ever you don't

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look your uncle that you got married and settled down.

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Do you know if he puts you back in the will.

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Speaker 2: That old show he slapped me right by gimber, you.

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Speaker 1: Mean on the regular dotted line, and they not just

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out in the march in utensils, you know, lisztene I

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right in the middle of the thing between them whereas

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and wherefores.

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Speaker 2: And all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the player to be if you can warn

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your way in there.

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Speaker 2: There's the players.

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Speaker 1: Well and he it looks like you've got a little

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lot to lose, all right, Yeah, but I ain't told you.

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The biggest headache goes My uncle say in the letter

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that he is planned on staying with me in my

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six room apartment. And then he say that that will

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give him a chance to become acquaintance with my.

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Speaker 2: Dear little wife. When there is your uncle coming up

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here sad day?

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Speaker 1: Why that's tomorrow. Uh wait a minute there, and you

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could be married by tomorrow. Yeah, I could be Wait

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a minute, yeah, hour, Is I going to meet a

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gal that's quick or just standing.

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Speaker 2: On the corner on Keith whistler?

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Speaker 1: They now, just a minute, my friend, that sounds a

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bit hasty. After all, the type of girl that Andy

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might get from a whistle might not be the type

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he'd want for the mother of his killing. Now look here, Henry,

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when you were whistling for a wife. On short note

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that you can't be too particular. Like when you go

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up to the north woods hunting from moving and you

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give up with the moose falls, you can't be fussed.

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You gotta take the first moose who comes along. Yeah,

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king fish. But you gotta be a little more particular

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about a wife. After all, if they don't like a mood, shoot,

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can shoot.

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Speaker 2: Anyhow.

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Speaker 1: Even if I.

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Speaker 2: Did get a wife, where as I gonna get a

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sick room? Funny?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you in a pickleman, all right, now, I don't

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know Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I they don't

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hit him in the head. J just went into steel head.

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Look at Emi and her family is going away for

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the weekend.

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Speaker 2: They won't be back on Monday night. You your partner, yes.

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Speaker 1: But what about the wife.

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Speaker 2: Did Andy is supposed to hang? Oh just tell your

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uncle that. Yeah, the town us in Kinfolk. Yeah that

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sounds good, but Lamos let me do that.

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Speaker 1: Well now, look at don't tell him what you're doing.

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Just tell him that you stay in the apartment over

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the weekend, the sort of a caretaker. Come on, Kase,

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bas less me and you go over to see Amo.

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So you're going away for the weekend, aamers.

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Speaker 2: Joe, hope you have a nice time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, thank you very much telling me the most.

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Who is you leaving in charge of the department?

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Speaker 2: But I ain't figuring on having nobody here. Oh how

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about burglars?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I went away before and I just locked

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the place and nothing was sold. Oh maybe the burglars

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didn't get around.

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Speaker 2: To you yet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they shorthanded, just like everybody else.

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Speaker 2: But you see, fellas was up here.

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Speaker 1: Des burglars work the thing in alpha better order. Now

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you just lucky cause your name is doing. They ain't

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got down to you yet.

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Speaker 2: And if you hear where the Burglars is.

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Speaker 3: Down there now.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I heard there was just finishing the letter.

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Speaker 2: Before Jay whatever that is.

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Speaker 1: Exusing me?

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Speaker 2: I heard that too, that was working on the oars.

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I remember that twenty of the two fellas.

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Speaker 1: That might not be a bad idea to have somebody

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stay in the apartment while we are away.

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Speaker 2: I just wouldn't know who to get. Well, Amor's I

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your pal and I'll help you out?

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Speaker 1: Would you do it?

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Speaker 2: And yeah, I'll do it. Oh d that's nice of

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the end.

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Speaker 1: We are going to leave at nine o'clock tomorrow morning,

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so you can come in anytime after nine. Okay, there's

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a deal. I'll check you in right after nine o'clock.

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Speaker 2: So long he won't get out on time. So long, Emma,

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so long, fellas. I'll be back Monday night. See you then.

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Speaker 1: Well, and this was a great break for us, all right,

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Wait a minute, there you go without our stuff.

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Speaker 2: King Saith, by any chance, is you help to.

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Speaker 1: Make or you figured I might get some money from

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the will?

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Speaker 2: Oh doomed to silly and never entered my mind. Couse.

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At the same time, I know that if anything.

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Speaker 1: Should happen to your dear uncle, well, I just know

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that in time. Agree you want to share your good

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fortune with your friends. Well, Uncle Ledgiar, your train was

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right on time, and it show is nice to see it. Yeah,

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we're so glad to see you, Uncle Edgar. You don't

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mind if I call you Uncle Edgar too, do you?

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And you've been telling us so much about yard kind

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of you like God's a close relation to yours.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's very fine.

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Speaker 1: Tell me, Uncle Edgar hard things down south, you know,

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the cotton crop wills and all that stuff. Oh, everything's fine.

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That wasn't nice, thank you boy to come down meeting

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at the plane here?

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Speaker 3: But uh and the where's the little woman?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Who the little woman? Your wife?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh my wife? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well uh uh uh uh Lucy done went over to

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uh Pennsylvania to see your mother. Yeah, that's that's where

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else you went. You see you, Uncle Edgar, when you

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used that little woman and he didn't know who you're

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meant because Lou's as big as a horse. Well, I'm

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certainly anxious to meet her.

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Speaker 3: She's gonna be back before I leave, ain't you.

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I hope so, Uncle let you?

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Speaker 3: But do you think we better get out of the station.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Uh, I got a boy, right, your uncle, they.

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Speaker 2: Could take care of your suit tasterers.

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Speaker 1: Uh here, lightning, come over here. Oh, I can handle

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the suitcaters all right there, deal are me now? Uh?

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These is the twuth tasers or deliver them to the

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department like A told the lightning and by the way,

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lighting and uh, this is my uncle Edgar.

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Speaker 3: Uh this is like, young man, I'm glad to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Please that meet you, Uncle Edgar.

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Speaker 2: Are you the man that got the real engine?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Get on with them packs, souse. Don't worry uncle that

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ga get away from here.

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Speaker 1: Like what are you.

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Speaker 2: Well, uncle Lego?

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Speaker 1: How do you feel after taking the shower and changing

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your clothes? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I feel a lot that I am it.

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Speaker 2: Uh sit down there and got stuffed over there and

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take it ease?

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Speaker 3: Uncle there.

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: And you and your wife are the on the ones

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that live in this apartment.

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Speaker 1: Game, yes, uncle Leggar, just as our old little love.

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Speaker 2: Now just the two of us, me and her. Well, uh,

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what is all them toys there in the clothes in

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my room?

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Speaker 3: H what toy you mean you don't know what toys

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is back there?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Uh uh uh well you see uh uh I play

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with so many toys. I didn't know which ones you're mean.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's some dolls back there too.

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Speaker 1: All. Don't be silly, uncle Legar. I ain't playing with

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dolls for over a year.

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Speaker 3: Sure, Andy, who is the picture of this man here

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on the table?

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Speaker 2: Which picture you're mean?

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Speaker 3: The only picture? That third?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh that one, No, don't look at me. It's stand

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uncle la.

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Speaker 1: I see it transcribed down there to my loving wife

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from Amos. Oh that Oh yeah, well that that's u

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uh uh uh that's my wife's first husband.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, what in the world you have to have his

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picture around here?

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Speaker 2: Uh well, I tell you, Uncle leedya uh uh.

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Speaker 1: It keeps reminding my wife or him and makes her

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appreciate me more. Yeah, I said, I suddenly right, you know,

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Uncle Ledyr. There's nothing like holding her first husband over

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a wife's head.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Andy, you know I want to see

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one of these New York doctors. You might ask around

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of your friends and see if they know a good one.

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you and enjoy yourself for the weekend. You I'm gonna

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tell you, and you sure got a nice please here.

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And I was just thinking I don't have to break

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my neck to get back home. You fellas has been

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so nice to me. I think I've changed my plans

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and stay here a couple of weeks double the week. Yeah,

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I know that would make you happy.

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Speaker 3: What's the matter?

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Speaker 1: Boys? You is near a fool habit that we are speechless,

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wild folks. Remember I said this would be a new

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kind of show for amuson Andy, and I hope you

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are having as good a time as the folks care

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are having. Now I mentioned a little earlier the millions

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of women these days are whistling while they watch. And

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the notes they are whistling are that stands for Rinso White,

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three little notes that have been making wash day history. Yes,

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Rinso has taken the drudgery out of wash day. Those

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Sulphie Rich studs have made it possible for women to

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turn out a dazzling white, bright wash without hard scrubbing

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or boiling, simply by soaking clothes clean. A few quick

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finger rubs on badly soiled places and clothes are ready

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to rinse. Yes, new rinsol gets out more dirt, and

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women are whistling while they wash dishes too.

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Speaker 2: In Rinso sucks.

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Speaker 1: It makes the job so speedy, and that goes for

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washing floors, windows, tiles and so forth. So tomorrow get

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rinso then you'll whistle and you'll see how much easier

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life can be. Now back to Amos and Andy and

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their guest tonight, Charles Coburn. Well, Uncle Edgar certainly threw

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a monkey ranch in the machinery when he announced that

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he had decided to stay two weeks.

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Speaker 2: And the and the king fish are plenty worried. King's

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vishley is really in the mess.

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Speaker 1: Now m Eam's coming home Monday, and uncle, let your say,

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goon't be here for two weeks. And you listen, I've

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got an ideal. When your uncle wakes up from the

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nap he's taken, we'll take him up the doctor's role.

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You know, that's where the Alley lawyer has got his office.

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Or I think up around there we will find a

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doctor that will see eye to eye with us. Yeah,

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but we want to get a big doctor with a

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good reputation to examined my uncle. Yeah, well, we'll get

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a good one already. But I think that for a

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small extra charge, we can get a doctor to tell

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Uncle Edgar that just climbing up north here is bad

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for his health, and that he has got to get

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right back down sos now at once.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well hours, we're gonna work it.

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Speaker 1: We'll leave Uncle Edgar out in the waiting room at

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the doctor's office and we'll go in the doctor's private.

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Speaker 2: Office and talk to him. Foot. Oh, I think I

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see what you mean.

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Speaker 1: Hello, is this doctor Charles Coprom the veterinarian.

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Speaker 2: That's right, I'm the veterinarian.

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Speaker 1: Pussion did Staley Watson? I called up to find out

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how my caucus spaniel is coming along. He's doing nicely, missus.

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Watchho his front paw is still a little sore, but

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we all if I have him out of here in

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a few days.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much. Doctor goodbye? I mean, uh,

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excuse u. Uh, but but he is you, doctor Charles Coban.

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That's right? Are good? Yeah? Well, we see your name

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on the door outside and we're looking for a doctor.

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Speaker 1: Tell me, do you have the patience with you?

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Speaker 2: Uh? He's out in the working room. Yeah, so we

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we want to talk to you first.

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Speaker 3: Is he chained up?

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Speaker 2: Chained up?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he ain't, Dangel, Well, why don't you bring

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him in the office here? Well, that's what we want

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to tell you. Uh, you see, doctor, we don't want

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him to hear what we don't tell you.

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Speaker 3: You don't want him to hear. That's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I've heard some of them are very clever, but I've

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never heard of one that.

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Speaker 2: Uh could understand medical times.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, the two bills.

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Speaker 1: He ain't been feeling well lately, and he asked us

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to take him to a doctor.

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Speaker 3: You before we go.

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Speaker 1: Any further, gentlemen, are you sure that you are feeling

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all right? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Sure, yes, sir, we feel all right.

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Speaker 1: Well, tell me exactly what's wrong with the patient.

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Speaker 2: I'm a busy man.

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Speaker 1: The well doctor, tell you the prove we don't know

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exactly what's wrong with it. Well, the only thing to

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do then is to trap him here on this table

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and I'll give him a thorright examination.

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Speaker 2: Uh stap him. I don't think he's gonna like that.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's all right.

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Speaker 1: We'll put a muscle on him. Now.

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Speaker 2: We can go just so far with him, you though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we can't make you mad because he's worth

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a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: I'll listen to me, A dog is a dog.

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Speaker 1: If I can help him, I'd be very happy to

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do so.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me for protruding, doctor, but my idea been giving

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me a little trouble of your late ladies. Did you

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say dog?

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Speaker 1: Well, is you a dog doctor?

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Speaker 2: By adam?

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Speaker 3: Certainly?

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Speaker 2: What do you think?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what to think when you can

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say you're gonna put a muggle on my uncle. Oh

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your uncle is out there. Yeah, I see you thought

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I was a regular MD. No, I take care of dogs, cats, horses,

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all kinds of animals.

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Speaker 2: I got a little hospital out here in the back.

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Or now we're dogs.

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Speaker 3: Long as we're.

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Speaker 1: Here, maybe you could help us out anyhow, Yes, yes,

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what we'd like you to do in your professional capacay?

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Speaker 2: Well, uh, exactly wrong, exactly the right time in between

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and being in between, we will undertay e before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gentlemen, if you think that I, as a respected

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member of the medical profession, would do even one small

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thing to jeopardize my fine reputation and standing in this community,

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If you'll think that I would stoop to a thing

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of this kind, If you think that I would do

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anything contrary to my standard the exchange for what I'm

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outed a little more than up bride, then you come

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to the right place. Man, man, that's great.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 1: Now look at you.

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Speaker 2: Here's what we want you to do. We we want

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you to.

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Speaker 1: Convince my uncle to this northern climate is bad for him,

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and even one more day.

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Speaker 2: Of it might be fatal. And he has got to

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go right back down south.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So we don't care what you tell him. We

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just gonna make sure that he leaves town by the night.

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It's as good as.

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Speaker 2: Done, my friends. But in our heye, let us not

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forget the cat ten dollars. Uh, yes it is. You

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might put it in that door right there. I don't

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touch Bundy like that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, doctor, Okay, I'll have my uncle come right in.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, get him. We will go to hide them

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dogs that sit over there on the dishes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, uncle, come morning in. The doctor's ready for you.

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This is the same expressions that I done told.

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Speaker 3: You about it. How do you do, doctor?

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Speaker 2: Or how do you do? If you sit right down here,

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open your mouth? Who now tell me?

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Speaker 3: How have you been feeling well? Frankly this afternoon?

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Speaker 2: I've been feeling pretty well. That's a bad symptom.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's the trouble with your particular ailmen.

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Speaker 2: You always feel better. First, Well, what is it.

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Speaker 3: That's wrong with me? Doctor?

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Speaker 1: Well, the medical term is northern ites.

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Speaker 2: Doctor, know anything but that.

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Speaker 1: Ill already here? That doesn't now, doctor, just what is

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this Northern Irish?

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Speaker 2: Wll you come to me as a patient and I

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guess it's right. You need to tell you the truth.

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Speaker 1: Northern itis is a condition that is brought on by

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an atmospheric change, a change of pressure that crushes the

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cells of the nervous systems. Not really, that's what makes

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you feel like you do now, but I feel very

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good now, that's.

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Speaker 2: Nothing that will go away. Well tell us this doctor,

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what is the cure of it? Is n your uncle

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mush go back down top.

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Speaker 1: Of course, there's no real hurry about it, nothing to

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get alarmed about, doctor.

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Speaker 3: But will you think I should leave for the south?

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Speaker 1: No, there's no tremendous rush about it anytime within the

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next hour. Yeah, well.

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Speaker 2: We better leave right away, uncle, le before you start

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pulling at the mouth.

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Speaker 1: Come on, we'll go right down to Deepot and get

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your ticket. Do you mean to say that? Come on, uncle,

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let you let's get out of here. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We ain't got no time to wear it. Well, so long, doctor,

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what was that?

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Speaker 2: That's one of my patients.

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Speaker 3: I mean, one of your patients.

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Speaker 1: Got a nasty cough, hasn't it? Goodbye? Well uncle, that

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you has done got the best medical advice you would

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have got in the whole.

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Speaker 2: City or here, no two ways about it. He's a

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great doctor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he seems to be a very good doctor.

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna take his advice and return to the South.

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Speaker 1: But it's one thing, Andy, was that I made up

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my mind not to leave tom him till I've met.

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Speaker 3: Your dear little wife. M Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now, did the theatical agency tell you exactly what you

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were supposed to do. Yes, I'm supposed to pay the

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part of man's wife, and you gonna pay me three dollars? Right,

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you is gonna plan as you was my wife, Lucy. Now,

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the main thing is to try to do as little

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talking as you can.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, you ain't gonna get yourself trucking, no booby trap. Yes, yeah,

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I think were all set now and.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, uncle, let girl Lucy is back.

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Speaker 2: I remember everything we told you, Lucor.

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Speaker 3: Well, well, well so this is Lucy. Yes, and Lucy,

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I'm married to this gentleman yet.

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Speaker 2: Yes I know, yeah, I know that, But tell me

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this Lucy, how long have you been married?

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Speaker 1: Well, uh, we've been married exactly one year. Oh wait

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a minute, it seems to me you said something to

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me and they about being married six months. I thought

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it was down of yet.

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Speaker 2: Uh well you see, uncle, let go. Uh the time

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passes fast for me and slow for her.

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Speaker 1: Well, uncle, act you, you doesn't see Lucy.

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Speaker 2: Now, I guess we better shoot right down to the deepot.

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Speaker 3: Huh. Well, I haven't had a chance to get a

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queen with Lucy. You that's right, that's righteous, mister Brown.

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Speaker 1: Mister Brown, and man if he isn't married six months,

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you don't make your.

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Speaker 3: Wife call you mister brown, do you?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Well, I tell you, uncle, let go till I've been

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married a year. I d man's respect.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta keep these.

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Speaker 2: Women in the place, all right. Yeah, I've tell you, uncle,

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let your Oh.

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Speaker 3: Well, how are you there?

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Speaker 2: And uh see what is going on here? Amos?

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Speaker 1: You ain't supposed to be back here t tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I got a chance to ride down with some people,

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and I thought i'd do it. Uh.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to.

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Speaker 1: Meet your friend here and we'll hit him and to

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do them there, go and less him up.

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Speaker 2: There.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, well.

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Speaker 2: Amus, uh, this is Mangoletia here.

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Speaker 3: Oh how do you do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Please to meet you. My name is Joan, yeah,

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and uh now this is uh well, uh well that's

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Mangelega right there.

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Speaker 2: Uncle, I ain't met the girl here Andy.

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Speaker 3: My name is Lucy.

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Speaker 1: How's the wife of this gentleman here?

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Speaker 2: I think his name is Andy?

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Speaker 1: Andy? You didn't tell me, no, amos, I know it,

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but but look at that something I do want to

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tell you right now?

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Speaker 2: Come on, Amos, you too, Kingsley.

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Speaker 3: Let's go out.

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Speaker 2: Someplace a week and talk.

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Speaker 1: Uncle Lega. You stay here and this will give you

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a chance to get better acquainted with Lucy. So amos,

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that's the whole story, in a nutshell, el Amos. The

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only reason that the dunner was ordered his uncle would

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keep him in his will. That's some story you got there,

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all right. You certainly can't get yourself messed up.

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Speaker 2: And what is I gonna do? A There's only one

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thing you can do, tell your uncle the truth.

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Speaker 1: I think he appreciate it and appreciate you being honest

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with him, so he.

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Speaker 2: Bound to find out sooner or later.

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Speaker 1: You're right, call me boys, I going out and take

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a walk in the park so I can get up

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my nerve.

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Speaker 2: Come on, King says, let's go in. I'm gonna tell

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him the truth. Okay, open the door.

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Speaker 1: Quell Andy, Kingky, you finally got back. Where have you

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been all day? Where's Lucy? Oh, she's in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Well in the kitchen, Uncle Edgar.

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Speaker 1: There comes a time in a man's life when they

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gotta do something that they don't like to do, but

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I gotta do it. What is it? And well, Uncle Edgar,

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I'm gonna contest something to you. This ain't my apartment

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and Loucy and my wife. The only reason that I

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done told you all this was so I can stay

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and you're will. But I wouldn't blame you. Now if

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he throws me.

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Speaker 2: Out, I understand Andy, but I ain't gonna cause you

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no more trouble, Uncle Edgar?

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Speaker 1: Where is that stapping little theatrical access is supposed to

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be my wife?

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Speaker 2: Get me an, I'll play her the.

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Speaker 1: Three dollars and chase he rot here right away, so

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at least she ain't gonna.

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Speaker 2: Be bothered with her.

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Speaker 1: And please you, speaking of my future wife, you kitch

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you what my future wife? I found out right after

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you left this morning that she was only playing the

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part of your wife. We'll spend all day getting acquainted.

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She's a fine cook and a good looking girl. Were

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getting married right away and leaving on the first training

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for Goldy Well, Tom gudg the Nations and all that stuff,

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Uncle Leedgar.

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Speaker 3: I'll be glad to go to the d people.

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Speaker 2: Would you and see you off?

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Speaker 1: You know, carry the grip for you, carry you will

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anything you want to go. Yeah, congratulations, Uncle Leger. But

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say there's just one thing that I'd like to clear

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up before you leave.

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Speaker 3: What's there?

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Speaker 1: Well, now that Lucy is going to be my aunt

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instead of my wife because I have to pay the

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three dollars.

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Speaker 3: Or do you pay?

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Speaker 1: Right? Is exact on? My name is and and they

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would like to say a few words to their listeners.

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Hello folks, Hello everybody. Well, we hope you enjoyed our

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first show. As you know, this is the beginning of

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our new half hour series and we want to thank

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mister Charles Colburn for his kindness and working with us tonight.

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We wouldn't feel right to let this first show pass

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without saying a word about our sponsors, makers of the

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new Rinso of course, we've heard of Renzo and its

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splendid reputation, and not long ago we asked the permission

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to visit the plant and see Renso being made. We

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saw it being made with our own eyes, and that

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is why we are so enthusiastic about the product we advertise.

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In thinking back over our trip to the Rinsto plant,

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it seems that we went through dozens of laboratories and

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believe us, the reason for the high quality of Rinso

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is no accident. We can truthfully tell you great care

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is taken to give Rinsto the top quality which it has,

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and we earnestly feel that you too will recognize this

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and be glad you are using this wonderful product. You

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Volts are nice to listen to us tonight, and we're

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looking forward to being back with you next Friday night at.

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Speaker 2: The same time.

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Speaker 1: Thank you again, and don't forget folks, when you think

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of Amos and Andy think of Rinso. Thank you and tonight, yes,

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be with us again next Friday night at the same hour,

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when the makers of the new restow again present the

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amoson Andy Show, and when Amason Andy's guests will be

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the talented Janis.

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Speaker 2: Of the Derby. This is Hallowell done, sitting you the night,

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all of us