Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around
the world.
Speaker 2: This has the man be stildo corn is a live
and kicking on over here.
Speaker 1: I'll have but your ass a couple of times. And
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This is brother breaking all the forty yard brother come off,
zi Oh, but I didn't piss off Jesus. You call
that a penalty number one. That's number one. It's the
l a clippers boot. Shut up.
Speaker 1: You're tagging it wrong. People.
Speaker 2: I would get it pregnant. They just called in and
hangs up your mother, Tucker, that fucking kiss me off?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you in a shower down?
Speaker 3: Totally in the shower.
Speaker 1: He's not a coke can give me James, stupididiot.
Speaker 2: You're super idiot for getting so far up tight over
you're clearly why why don't you're comming? All right? Well,
the punch drunk sports where winners win, we do this.
This is the Hailey comment of comedy sports podcast. Once
a millennia, you get an episode. Here you go, next
episode twenty fifty. Everybody join me as always on the
ones and two Jay Nice Juicy, Johnny Johnny Woodard and
Live with the new cool haircut, looking good, My god,
helping children learn to golf Jason Tebow.
Speaker 1: Guys, what about Sam on it side of apparently maybe
the Himalayan the mountaintops, yeah, tank top tops.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, obviously this once in a millennium podcast. A
real priority for Sam, who's joining us from traffic in LA,
was that the show.
Speaker 2: I have two four year olds, and I good luck
keeping anybody out of schedule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was part gotta be hard to
even communicate with him at maybe the highest peak on
planet Earth right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is called actually black Rock Mountain. It's the
center of all evil. It's why you can't go to Antarctica.
Speaker 3: You said black Rock mount You meant black Cock Mountain.
I'm sure looking at the guns, show us the tattoo.
Speaker 1: Baby, American Rock Mountain.
Speaker 3: Let's see that, tatty, Let's see that tatt Yeah. I
love that he's driving. He's driving, and he just both
took both hands off the steering wheel to do the
double pump.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's the least of his worries. One time, Samy Knight,
We're going and I think Garnet might be with us. Hey,
don't you know I'm on my way right there with you.
Don't you know we were going to a Clipper game
or no, Johnny, you might have been with us. We're
going to a Clipper game. Sam's driving. Oh I'm a
little bit late to the game. But Sam is still
driving and making flyers for a show that's coming three
days from now. Everyone's talking a dog and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, dog, that's how you do it. That's how
you do it.
Speaker 1: Bro, That's how you make it. That's how you do it.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: Damn, I think I see a billy got behind you.
Are you okay there on the mountains? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I am okay. Those are my people by sick.
Speaker 1: It looks like doing this.
Speaker 2: Being it's called being Armenion in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: I gotta know how did you settle on the mountain
range backdrop? I'm dying to know that.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, as a truth seeker, I'm always giving
a little hints to people about who's behind everything I see?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, and you're saying the Surpas of Nepal are
behind everything?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you black Rock Mountain, bron Mounts.
Speaker 1: Is what were your other choices behind? Can we take
a look at some other choices behind besides the mountains.
Speaker 2: I would love to do that. I would love to
do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we walk inside.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be right back. I'm walking inside.
Speaker 1: Oh I really like the seatbelts. Can you bring the
seatbalt Okay, Yes, guys, Welcome to Punch Johnny get to
see you.
Speaker 3: And he named the time, by the way, he named
the time to do the show to be picked the.
Speaker 1: Time light day. Yeah, yeah, he picked the time and day.
And he's got a fucking seatbeltal on a tank typ
by the way. Yeah, he looks like every stereotype you
could say about an Armenian other than he did mix
it up. He had black tank top and not white
tank top. Bear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's modern now, that's just fashion. Fashion moves on,
you know. And he also sent us a text at
right at the show start that he has to jump
off at five thirty. Uh. While he's still in his
car doing the podcast, he sent us a text like, hey,
I gotta go at five thirty.
Speaker 1: So yeah. And he also and don't forget, he also
picked the time and half hour before the show said
oh yeah, I'm gold as from Diamonds. I'm Diamonds. You're like, hey,
you guys are still good at seven thirty and you
and I bothered you uh anytime? Yep, harder percent in
I can't wait, he says, not be in my car
and I will not have my seatbot on.
Speaker 3: To get the three of us on a podcast is
like you would think we had the schedule, you know,
how you have there trying to make like a Blockbuster
sequel and they're like, yeah, all the all the actors
are stars now, you know. I mean it's hard to
get Tom Cruise together, you get his schedule to work
with Brad Pitt's. You know, you would think we were
like the three We were like the brat Pack, trying
to get our schedules to work together and all that.
Speaker 1: I've just I've literally been asleep for three straight days,
three straight days, going to a lot of concerts late.
You we're gonna start, Oh, I've.
Speaker 3: Been going the past couple of years. Yeah, going crazy
at concerts, and.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to pop right into the show and
start talking about Lebron when it's not even basketball season.
So we got to get it in quick. But you like,
the last like maybe two months or so, you've been
to a bus.
Speaker 3: Well, I've been recently devastated because they I know you
love the Black Crows and my first concert was Aerosmith.
Airsmith's been trying to schedule this farewell tour for a while.
It was originally happened like two years ago, and then
Steven Tyler had a vocal injury. They had it scheduled
for the end of last year, moved it again, didn't
know if it was even gonna happen. Then they rescheduled
it for the end of this year, and then last
month now they announced they're not even touring as a
band anymore. So I'm not getting to see the Black
Crows or Aerosmith. No, no, it was. It was at
the Forum, which is even better Black Crows than Aerosmith
at the Forum. I mean, you're kidding, well, in.
Speaker 1: Their defense, you have had the last forty seven years
to see Aerosmith one more.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, you're right, No, you're right. But I
just something about it being like me being there it
was my first concert and then me going to their
last show was I don't know, something like that bull
circle about that, you know what I mean? All right,
Sammy t is begging to come back in here, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I's do this. But I mean, I'll tell you
this right now, Johnny, and I'll say it now and
I'll stick to it. That's the last thing I'm saying
about Lebron James. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Good talk out.
Speaker 1: So here is Sam Trickley. Hey Sam, Hey guy.
Speaker 3: You got some Johns. It looks like Sam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, watching hardcore pornography with this this.
Speaker 3: Uh if you could just like like wipe it with
a cloth or something, it's really smudging or your finger.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a big difference. Yeah, it's it's really I'm
scared of this boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's way better. Yeah, way better.
Speaker 1: Not bad, Sam, let me see the tattoo now that
you're out of the Himalayans.
Speaker 3: I went with him to a Stones concert actually last month.
Speaker 1: Whoa that looks cool, dude. Yeah? How long did that take? Sammy?
He's got to just how people don't know Godzilla on
his left arm?
Speaker 3: There, it's great Coors bro.
Speaker 1: That's not bad.
Speaker 2: That's not easy either. But yeah, here we are.
Speaker 1: But you didn't one sitting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I just powered through it. I've learned something
about myself.
Speaker 1: I can't hear this.
Speaker 2: I like pain.
Speaker 1: You just this out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just because I really did like pain because
I always associate pain with like BDSM stuff and like
getting kicked in the balls or getting clamps on your nipples.
And I'm like, Nope, not my thing. And then I
started doing jiu jitsu and get tattoos, and I'm like,
I don't mind this pain.
Speaker 1: Do you think that that's there's a correlation obviously, I
mean so many of those USC fighters are just fucking
tatted from fucking tits to talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it could be, dude, I mean, twat
you're sam right now. Are you considering bringing it into
the bedroom now? Maybe get a little slap, get a
little pinch something like that.
Speaker 2: No, dude, I'm like, outside of all the N word.
Speaker 3: I just really a genuine offer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, just cream pies and N words. That's
all I want in my bedroom. I bet you call
me the N word while I breed you. That's all
I want.
Speaker 3: Oh God, tell tell Teeve about how you respond the
pain during uh jiu jitsu.
Speaker 2: I laugh.
Speaker 3: He just starts giggling when when they like twist him
up and pressing.
Speaker 2: The hat up, just start laugh. They're like, what the.
Speaker 1: Man, that's some ship you see on like the ID channel.
Guys that respond with pain with laughter serial killers? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: Did you see that guy that that clip that went
viral like a while back. He's in a jiu jitsu
tournament and he's he's you know where, he can't possibly
do anything else, so he just starts tickling the guy's
foot and the guy and the guy's just.
Speaker 2: Like what fuck? Yeah, that's crazy ass. I mean, dude,
once you start taking jiu jitsu and you start watching
these like clips, it's addictive. Dude, It's so crazy. It's
its own sub world. Guys, we should live stream this
next time on Twitter and everywhere. Just let it go, dude,
let it go.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is the show that we've gotten in
so much trouble in the past from live streaming that
I would be a afraid to at least on Twitter.
Speaker 2: On Twitter, you can say whatever you want. It's the best.
Maybe Twitter, What do we got to lose? We're gonna
lose to this ship? Like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: Who were gonna piss off? I'm telling you, dude, I'm
making I'm making this claim right here. Twitter will be
probably the top of the the social media platforms. I
believe that. I believe that once people realize this is
where you go for the good ship and not the
censored ship, because I mean, dude, this ship with YouTube
and I know this is a sports show, but this
stuff with YouTube and mister Beast. If they lose mister Beast,
that's gonna cripple that that company. And on top of that,
if the FCC or whoever the SEC or the FCC
or whoever it is, maybe breaks up Google, breaks up YouTube.
Speaker 3: I don't think it'll happen.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is, you know, but if it does,
like what was that? What what happens there?
Speaker 3: I know, I mean, that would be a strange new world.
Speaker 2: Let's getting let's getting the sports bro.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I know it's been a while since we've
done a podcast, but let me check out some of
the minutes. Hey, what's up with that hawk? To a
girl that's.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the worst thing I wanted to
talk about? Do you guys see if you try to
get Sunday ticket through Apples app store, how fucking expensive
it is. It's like six hundred dollars. Yeah right, yeah,
I go through YouTube, Yeah, I mean YouTube, because if
you want the convenience of like having it through the
app store on your phone. You know, just they're charging
six and seven hundred dollars. But even through YouTube it's
like one hundred and four, one hundred and twenty one
hundred and forty dollars a month.
Speaker 2: That's noise, dude.
Speaker 1: They just think all eleven of our listeners. If you're listening,
hit me up and I will send you a site
that no matter what your team is, no ads, no
pop ups, no nothing, you can watch your goddamn games
for free.
Speaker 2: Do you not respect?
Speaker 3: Maybe a few powers so much, maybe a few pop
ups so much, is not You don't have to hunt
the X. You know, that's become a game trying to
find the X.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. They take weird pornography.
Speaker 1: Lemonparty dot org. It's got none of it.
Speaker 3: Lemon I think Sam actually owns that. You r if
I'm not mistaken, I know if I don't.
Speaker 2: But it's funny right now happens it's podcast that gave
me ship because they're like, that's not.
Speaker 3: Very right, Jason. You think I don't know what Lemon
Party is? Are you saying, Jason, do you think we're
all retards?
Speaker 1: Well, we're small. That hurts. Second of all, No, just
because if you want to see your NFL game, it's
just don't see what pops up.
Speaker 3: It's my background on my phone already, So I mean, like,
why would I have to go to the website?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey you know that, Jason.
Speaker 2: Your new look is your new look is Hey? Uh
I I I solve murder mysteries in my hometown, which
is what I used to do in Hawaii, but I
got ran out, so now I live in in the West.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not living with a boat. You got a Key.
Speaker 2: West, fucking private detective. Look right now.
Speaker 1: No, I'm Key West living a boat slip running out
of boat. My wife got the fucking dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're your best friends with like a weird cat
that hangs out do t BO.
Speaker 2: You like you run singers club. You look like you
run a swingers club in Florida that uses groupon.
Speaker 1: I look like I run a swingers club. Look at you, motherfucker.
You look like in the fucking door guy at the
swingers club. I run.
Speaker 3: I'll be your I T guy.
Speaker 2: I'm the fake guy. I'm the security that act stuff
but has never been in a fight.
Speaker 1: You look like you check ID is a Juggalos and
ship embracelet on my fucker. Okay, yeah, you're under eighteen kids.
Speaker 2: Dude, When was the last time you wrote swingers club? Jason?
Speaker 1: When I was with you?
Speaker 3: What time is it? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I was Sammy swingers club.
Speaker 2: That's like I've never been to There's only been one
swinger club where everybody was good looking, and that was
the Edmonton Swingers clubton Edmonton, Canada. Really well, you walked in.
The chicks were all bangable. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Were they prostitutes and they really swingers?
Speaker 2: No, they were They were chicks who were in the
swinging their husband.
Speaker 3: Were swinging or performing.
Speaker 2: What was no, dude, I no, dude, no, I like
to walk around. I'm like, it's creepy.
Speaker 1: Swingers club. And Miss Sam and I were in a
swingers working there, and we just walked around from room
to room and we were just like holding hands, like
just being bros, like swinging our arms like this while
we were holding hands, like.
Speaker 2: We were skipping through the swingers club, trying to get
away from the smells of black guy's with dreads making
love to polar bears.
Speaker 1: There's like everybody in there look like a creepy German
person guy. Yeah, and I'm I can say there's no
crowds listening to this shit.
Speaker 2: You literally can't offend anybody.
Speaker 1: Who's Dammy, Sammy, do you remember me?
Speaker 2: Damny?
Speaker 3: Just don't say anything about Denmark and we're safe. I think,
is that where Casper is from me? Literally, as long
as you don't insult Denmark, we're totally fine.
Speaker 2: I think there's like, uh, we got who who listens
Garnett Casper and then this guy who has a weird
profile pick of him looking like a down syndrome Asian
blonde woman. Those are the only people. And he's constantly
yelling at me, just at the podcast, just and but
it's military. I'm like, it will never never fuck you never,
it will never die.
Speaker 1: Now that one third of our audience once to end,
We'll never end, you fucking creepy, fucking blond hit wig
wearing motherfucker. Sam Do you remember we were in at
the Vegas Swingers Club and we're talking to the guy
that runs it, very nice guy and want to put
us a pin on his tea up and I go,
what's crazy? At fucking shit? Do you seen? Because you
run the Swingers Club he goes, oh, yeah, one time,
there was like all this commotion in the room, and
I go running into this room and it looked like
a high school fucking shower and there's this fucking guy
sitting in the chair and he goes, fevy boy, he
said he looked like Tony soprano. He is Tony naked,
just had a big fucking role egs on. Yeah, he
goes for everyone of us that pisses on me, you
can fuck my wife. So he goes in there and
there's like a big commotion and he goes, hey, what's
going on? What's going in And he goes, there's fourteen
of them in here, and only thirteen of them has
just done me. He's mad because one guy owes him
a fucking pisson on. How crazy?
Speaker 2: How crazy is it that get pete on guy met
the gig gang Bang chick and they fell in love
and it just worked.
Speaker 1: It just seems like it might not be working because
the line is getting too long at the fucking old
pissing on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the holes are beat up anyway, sports.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you rather than piss on you after? Like it's
all it's gonna be a you know you're gonna have
a lot.
Speaker 2: No, do you want to get pissed on first? Dude?
You don't want you don't want a little fucking man
sauce in that piss.
Speaker 3: Oh good point, No, you got you know, you're right.
I was just thinking about how you you know you
always have to piss after. But no, you're right.
Speaker 1: You didn't even take that angle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just good point.
Speaker 1: Pissing my hair, pissing my face, and then go please
make a sweet love to my wife.
Speaker 2: You're right, guys, what is going on?
Speaker 3: We haven't even thought about sports?
Speaker 1: Sports?
Speaker 2: Sports? What do you want to get into. We had
the UF, we had, we had m B NFL.
Speaker 1: What do you guys?
Speaker 3: Don't talk about the kickoff thing? We haven't talked about
the kickoff thing. I know, it's been a couple of
weeks show. We haven't talked about anything. It was a
couple of weeks ago that they started doing it. But
what do you guys think about the new rule.
Speaker 2: Personally? Personally?
Speaker 3: Are you personally?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, what does your mother think? I mean, come on,
what do you think about this?
Speaker 1: Sam? What does your daughters think about this crazy kickoff?
Speaker 2: I dude, I actually think it's fine. When I I
hadn't heard about I like I heard about I hadn't
seen it, and I was like, oh, dude, they're just
gonna room room for I think it's fine. I don't
think it's that crazy that. I don't think it's that crazy.
I mean I was more concerned of are they going
to get rid of these jobs? Because this is kind
of lousy jobs still, well, the special teams jobs, like
are you gonna just can't get rid of special teams?
And then these guys who.
Speaker 3: Like need a special team. I mean, it's still eleven
people on the field, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: But I mean they they keep trying to act like
they're just like they seem to be easing easing into
just getting rid of kickoffs altogether.
Speaker 3: Well, they claim it's about the collisions, right, But this
to me just brings back the collisions. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: No, but it's like way smaller. It's like a smaller collision.
Speaker 1: But maybe a right slower slower.
Speaker 3: But think about these these guys running these forties so
fat it takes them like that to get up to
full speed.
Speaker 2: They're rate on top of each other.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean these guys,
What do you.
Speaker 2: Mean these guys you know exactly? Why don't you say
what you mean?
Speaker 1: Blacks?
Speaker 2: Jews? Why don't you just say it?
Speaker 1: To say it? Jus are faster than this.
Speaker 2: God God's chosen people, even though there's only three of
them in pro sports, but they're chosen people. Why don't
you just say that, Johnny? Why say that?
Speaker 1: I don't mind the kick off Blacks?
Speaker 2: And you.
Speaker 1: See I I really one hundred percent do think though that,
Like during this whole preseason, like everybody has kickoff plays
that are just we can't wait to unfold them. We've
been showing them and you know, doing them practice, and
then they go to the preseason they go, oh, we'll
just catch it and see if we can't run almost
a little fucking shit. And then I think Week one, okay,
do you know what the over under on touchdowns on
kickoffs this year is total in the NFL?
Speaker 3: No idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know what is it.
Speaker 1: I think it's seven.
Speaker 3: How's that very how's that different from the past Vegas?
Speaker 1: Last year I think there was a total Oh no,
it's eight. And last year there were six kickoff returns
for a touchdown total in the NFL.
Speaker 3: So we're explaining to go up a little bit.
Speaker 1: And they expected So what's that going up? Like eighteen
percent something like that.
Speaker 3: Because it seems to me, I mean, they're getting better
field position on the returns now, right, it's.
Speaker 2: Not yeah about that, I would say, I don't mind it.
It's it's it's like, I don't mind it. I I
think we're gone. Guys get their brain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, you're right if if if you believe that's
what it's about, which I do, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I do think it's also about, like, hey, well,
you know we what is four years ago we moved
the kickoff up and now you got so many people
that are literally kicking field goals on.
Speaker 3: Kickoffs every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that there's no point you even kick off.
Speaker 3: Well, and then you started to have guys.
Speaker 1: Twenty five and I'm like, okay, let's what can we
do to here to get some more action on special teams.
And I do think we're gonna see some gimmicky reverses
and around kind of looking things that know that everyone's
holding to their chest, so nobody has any footage of
it going into the regular season, and I think we're
gonna see touchdowns earlier in the season on kickoffs, and
then as people start getting more film on them, I
think that's gonna go down. Yeah, but I think it's cool.
We'll see.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was expecting the worst, honestly, I was
expecting that was just gonna be like some puss ship.
And it just to me seems not that bad. It
doesn't seem that bad to me.
Speaker 1: It's different. It's different, and people like people like people
messing with their sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People used to bitch when they added a three point
line and they're like.
Speaker 2: The Philippines just added a four point line. Yeah, they
just added a four point line.
Speaker 3: The thing, the thing I have that bugs me the
most of all these changes is think about guys like
Devin Hester, who their career accomplishments are all based yeah,
are all based around special teams achievements, you know, and
then you're treating special teams like it's almost not part
of the game. Because they would never change away offense
is played in the NFL or defense.
Speaker 2: That to me, they totally have changed how defense.
Speaker 3: But not not in the modern game. Now, they wouldn't
change all the rules like this, not something this drastic.
Speaker 2: I mean literally, there's a dock on the Baltimore Ravens
who want to know.
Speaker 3: But they didn't change their rules.
Speaker 2: So I mean they literally say, you couldn't do half
the ship we were doing back then. Now you can.
Speaker 3: But they didn't change the way the player. You know
what I'm saying. It would be like if they changed
like Canadian rules or something, it would be that where
you can be running toward the line of scrimmage at
the snap. They would never do that that drastic to
offensive defense. So I don't know, I just feel like
it recks the integrity of the records when you do
stuff like this.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what I think they could
get away. They could change holding penalties on the defense.
On the offensive line, I could see them manipulate less
less holding give these guys a better chance because they.
Speaker 3: Already do it every play from you know.
Speaker 2: But I think you're going to see less less calls
because this allows this allows the the offensive line to
have a better chance because it just seems like they're
getting murked by these defensive linemen. Now, these defensive linemen
are so big athletic, that's just big men's you know,
they're just big guys. They're super duper quick, like guys
that big aren't supposed to be that fast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've said this before, Like you want to make
special teams say interesting but much see TV land minds.
Speaker 2: You listen, No, dude, Before you get to that, you
need to add two things that always super charge anything
you're watching, and that is Asian hookers, okay, and animal attacks.
If you put either of those into the game, you're
getting more eyeballs for sure.
Speaker 3: How do you integrate Asian hookers? Are you talking about
making them the cheerleaders? What are we saying?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's like, hey, dude, like one of these
chicks is gonna get up tonight. Who's he going to be?
And then and maybe we could have someone where you
could vote, like what player has to bang what Asian hooker? Right?
Speaker 3: Winning the winning team their MVP gets the bang the
agent hookers.
Speaker 2: No, okay, here's how it goes. This is now we
add some cooking to it. Winning MVP gets to bang
the other team's Asian hooker. Now you're fighting even harder.
Now you're fighting even harder.
Speaker 1: The whole team gets.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now you've just totally raised the stakes on this scenario.
Winning team runs a train on losing teams Asian hookers.
Speaker 3: That's a I don't even know what to call that run.
Speaker 2: Not a train, but a team runs a team rade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't h I think that's great
for the team, but I really do think it's terrible
for the Asian hooker.
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, they get paid pretty well and they're probably
being traffic. To be honest with you, they're fine.
Speaker 3: And exposure they may do.
Speaker 2: They get to be in a calendar.
Speaker 1: Week, make a calendar of that.
Speaker 2: They get to be a.
Speaker 3: Calendar They're getting so much you know, on social media
from this. That'll be it. They'll love it, the.
Speaker 2: Dude, their only fans will explode. Bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they can promote their dance see the chick.
Speaker 2: That the the New Orleans Saints ran a train on?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, can you imagine how much guys would pay
to like bang the chick that Tom Brady? Fuck? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Oh? Because you know what, dude, think about this, right,
think about every time the Buffalo Bills win, like a
playoff game or something, they always donate to the other
team's biggest charity, right the Bills. So now just imagine
I yeah, So now you're an only fans model. You're
an Asian hooker cheering on your team. Your team loses
to the Bills. The Bills are so excited all their
fans subscribe your only fans. It's it's it's what they
call a ring wren of Okay, it's a ring wren.
Speaker 1: I see what you did that. The Buffalo Bills fans
really are the swifties of the NFL.
Speaker 2: They really are. They really are.
Speaker 1: Let's get a cost. Oh they they kicker that missed
the field goal and we won the game. His dog died.
Let's raise a billion dollars. Yeah, hey, guess what, man,
My dog died when I was a kid. It was
my money. Why you didn't miss a field goal? Why
will you haven't give me a chance to miss? When
I promise I'll miss? Dude.
Speaker 3: I went to see the Angels play the Braves the
other day, and it is such a superior experience to
going to see the Dodgers play nine.
Speaker 2: No, dude, I'll fucking fight you. You live.
Speaker 3: It was so much easier for me to get there.
It's thirty miles better. No, well to me, that's better.
Speaker 2: It took me.
Speaker 3: It took me probably thirty minutes less to drive the
thirty miles than it would the ten miles to get
the Dodger Stadium. Pulled in, no traffic at all, just
part right in the space right by the stadium. Went
in there. Nobody yelling at me, give me the middle
finger for wearing my braves gear. Just everybody smiling or
by happy, went in and sat down. They were like
a whole row, very front row, one hundred dollars a ticket,
front row, right behind the braves. Dug out left, got
out in five minutes, was back home thirty minutes later.
It's the best thing I think. I'm an Angels fan,
though they're my team, they're my second team. Yeah, I mean,
you know, as much as you can, I don't really
give yeah, are they really?
Speaker 1: I mean, I've.
Speaker 2: Always loved I've always loved Mike Trout, but I mean,
I mean hard to love. It's really hard to love
when you can never play ever ever and it's like,
oh they should trade him. Who wants that guy? He's
so broken down, I mean, just the world and it
just probably couldn't You remember when that scandal came out that
somebody high up at Major League baseball. They're one of
their kids. Was like, and everyone knows Mike Trout is
fucking using and everyone's like, oh no, really, that's not true.
And then you're like, dude, his body breaks down all
the time, like he's he's just juicing constantly.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's only thirty three. You know, if he
could ever get it together, he could still have a
good little run to finish his career. But I'm worried
that's the way Acunya is going to. But yeah, anyway,
Angel Stadium beautiful place. You know, it's I mean it's
not it's not got charisma. It's not got the charisma
of Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 1: But going to it's like going to fucking amusement park
or something.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what it felt like. Yeah, and that's kind
of what I liked about it. It felt like Disney is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, inside of itn't akia inside of it.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a triple It's kind of like
going to a trip, a triple A game or something.
And I and I like that about it. God bless
the Angels. I'd say you should.
Speaker 2: Have that that team should be the one to move
into either get a new old owner, or move to
either Vegas or somewhere because your owner sucks.
Speaker 3: There's all they play in next year? Are they playing
in Vegas next year?
Speaker 2: You know what's so fucking weird is like there's actually
a baseball stadium in Vegas where the local team plays
that they could, like, they could go there. If I'm Vegas,
I don't want anything to do with the Oakland Athletics. Yeah,
you'd love a team, but with that owner, why would
you want that owner?
Speaker 3: Well, maybe they'll start making some money next year and
then they can spend some money. Hopefully.
Speaker 1: It's weird. So what now they how soon do you
think its NBA team? Okay?
Speaker 2: I think within five years.
Speaker 3: They're playing at Sutter Health Park, the home of the
Sacramento river Cats, next year.
Speaker 2: Why do the minor league teams get the best names
and the major league teams get the worst name? The
river Cats river Cats is a thousand times better than
the Guardians, like the Savannah Bananas.
Speaker 1: Bananas are great.
Speaker 2: The only one that gets it is is the the
Seattle They got the cracking and of course if they
if they do get a basketball team, it will be
the Sonics, as it should be. You know, a great
as it should be.
Speaker 3: You know, we have the Mudcats. The Carolina Mudcats are good.
Speaker 1: Mine about the rail Yeah.
Speaker 2: And just a bunch of fat white chicks hang it out?
Speaker 1: What about the rail What is there?
Speaker 2: Mask kind of guy who's like only thirteen people pet
on me?
Speaker 1: What more?
Speaker 2: Beat on me? That that's their mouth.
Speaker 1: It's the naked, fucking fat guy. The rail Cats. That's
Gary in the end. That was touch Chicago. Is that
real cat? Yeah? The rail Cats. And it's right along
the south Shore where you take the train right there.
Gary is so bad. When I was growing up, Sam,
I was in That's all bad?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: We played We played Gary and basketball. We had a
pretty okay team, uh and we're talking about thirteen year olds, right.
They beat us like eighty seven to fifty two. They
were dunking. I mean people were dunking in this game.
Some of the players drove themselves to and from the game,
these thirteen year olds because they've been in fucking the
eighth grade for so long. They beat us by thirty
and we get on the bus and we're taking the
bus out of Gary and they just lined up and
were throwing rocks like all the way through our bus.
Like we had to get under our seats. I'm like,
you beat us by thirty Are you throwing rocks at our.
Speaker 2: What percentage of that team do you think are incarcerated
right now? If you had, if you just had to
make a guess.
Speaker 1: Well, Sean Kemp was on that team. Really no, But
I mean that's the fucking part of the fucking world
that I was. That's the neck of the woods where
he came up. But no incarcerated. Well, eleven of them
went to the NBA.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, are you just making shit up right now?
Speaker 1: Well, the NBA part, yeah, But I mean they were
fucking legit dunking thirteen. You old, we're dunky, though, I
argue at their thirteen. You know, you see those videos
like there's no way this Little League picture is twelve.
You know, he's smoking a cigar and he's fucking four
the battles. You know, he's got a full on beard.
They're like, oh, this twelve year old loves baseball and
he loves dinosaurus. You're like that it's a grown man
right there. That's how it was playing against these guys.
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, damn yahn. Let me say, oh, real quick,
do you guys think Sean Kemp should be in the
Hall of Fame. Yes, no, where is.
Speaker 1: He in the scoring? Uh? Okay, where where does he
line up in his stats? Because gosh, he's close, he's
he's a bubble.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm asking chatchivt uh.
Speaker 1: Let me see. He has no ring kids, he never
got a ring one.
Speaker 3: He scored fifteen three and forty seven points, ranking him
one hundred and twentieth all time. He grabbed eight hundred
and eighty three eight and thirty four rebounds at seventieth
all time, twelve thousand, I'm sorry, twelve hundred and seventy
nine blocks. That's just outside the top fifty. He was
a six six time All Star All NBA three times.
Uh yeah, there you go. And then he ran that
that great run of the finals with the SUPERSID.
Speaker 1: Sorry, maybe not first ballot, but definitely overtake.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, first bell. He hasn't he's not in.
He stopped playing twenty years ago. I mean, it's.
Speaker 1: Crazy, Oh, I suit you need.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. Should be in the NBA, in the
NBA Hall of Fame. It's it's offensive.
Speaker 1: That he hasn't gotten in yet. Yeah, for sure, Bro,
who's gotten in ahead of him? That you think took
his spot?
Speaker 3: Oh, don't get him started.
Speaker 2: I mean right now, that's in. Oh man, that's a
great question. Like they're gonna put dram I mean Draymond
Green has the rings. He just didn't have the game.
I mean, uh, they're gonna throw kamel Anthony in. They're
gonna throw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, he had He He doesn't think Kamello
should be in because he doesn't have the no, but
he had that.
Speaker 2: I've never said that. What I said is Kamelo Anthony
is the top seventy five player of all time. That's
all I've said. And I've said Klay Thompson should be
on there before him and Dwight.
Speaker 3: Do you think Sean Kim should be in the Hall
of Fame before before?
Speaker 1: Call?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I you're just forgetting their their their ten year primes.
Kamel Anthony never made his teams better. He one time
he got them to the final. Every time that the
team sucked, Bro, they always suck because he ball isolator. Dude,
if please explain to me how Gary Payton's in and
then and then and then Sean Kemp is it? Well,
Gary Payton won a fucking ring with the with Miami.
And by the way, I love Gary Payton. What we
want to plowing round with Miami. Yeah, dude, he was
just along for the ride. And that's no disrespect.
Speaker 3: But dude, Carmelo's got almost as many rebounds as Sean Kemp.
Speaker 2: Dude, Sean Kemp was a part of a team that
was like one fang with all the nasty guys one finals. Dude,
you're acting like that's nothing. You're acting like that's nothing.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's one more than Carmelo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, and he was the second guy on there.
Camello never got even close to that.
Speaker 3: Twice as many all NBA selections, twice as many all
NBA selections. Six. Carmelo has six NBA selections, only three
for Sean Kemp. He's ten time All Star. Yeah, the
scoring champion longer.
Speaker 1: He did play longer, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, yeah, I mean part of that. He's
part of that Nike group that got juiced in it. Listen,
I'm from up New York. Came Anthony's a god there.
I'm not saying we didn't have a great career. He
should not be in the top seventy five. I'm sorry,
he's a great if we were great score, he's in there. Okay,
is he should he be in the Hall of Fame? Yeah?
Sure he could be a Hall of Famer. If you go,
Sam right now, you you you're picking for your team
Seawan Camp, Prime Seawan Camp or prime uh uh Caamell Anthony,
I'm taking prime Seawan Camp. I was making this guy
was making all thirt games. When you had Karen alone
in the.
Speaker 1: West, it was a different game a little bit, a
little bit. I mean, I would probably go Carmela if
I had to go one out of the two guys.
Speaker 2: Some super gay ship.
Speaker 3: Let's even think he kind of learned to mold himself
a little I mean, to be a little more of
a team player with the Nuggets, like I like, because
then they go to they went to the conference finals,
right and they I mean, those are some teams that
were like, you know where he was, I'm still here
by the way, or he was uh kind of I
don't know. I'm more of a giving player, you know
what I mean, Like more spread in the ball room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some NFL, because I got jam in a few.
Let's get in some NFL.
Speaker 3: The camera is just going to be dead. I think
I gotta something's going on here.
Speaker 1: That's the best. That's a good. Look at photos.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 3: That's that's so long ago. That's like my newspaper photo.
Speaker 2: Johnny, you have an age that bad. To be honest
with you.
Speaker 1: No, but you know it's that bad when you watch
dateline and stuff and they just keep showing like a
photo of one guy when they talk about them because
they have no video footage of him. That's what that's
what that photo is right there. And then his neighbor
knew a little too much, and then they showed that
photo with the neighbor. But there he is. We got
an action in your hand? What is that?
Speaker 3: No, it's the camera that the battery died on it.
Speaker 1: And I got at that's a fancy camera to the NFL.
Speaker 2: What are we thinking? Bro? Uh? I watched one episode
of Hard Knocks. I love Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1: Did you watch any of that game? I like him.
Speaker 2: I like him. He's in another gear, dude.
Speaker 3: Although I will say I've heard people saying some really
like some of the high level you know, the guys
that I trust with, like scouting stuff on on Twitter.
They were saying that, look at you really got to
look at his completion percentage because he's not a guy
who's ever going to be a high completion percentage passer.
They said, he's just not elite as a passer.
Speaker 2: Oh no, bro, he throws a nice spi Dana, Yeah,
I thought he doesn't even like like she likes football.
Baseball is her baby. But dude, I had to walk
out for a Segon take care or something. She goes,
Oh my god, I go what she goes. You should
see this guy throw a spiral. I've never seen anything
this beautiful before. So I'm watching it in the game
and you're like, holy shit, this guy does throw one
of the most beautiful spirals I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: I thought so too. Yeah, I was kind of surprised
to see some pushback from that, But if you look
at the numbers, yeah, he's not. He's not like completing
a ton of passes. But that do that one play
where he was he was almost sacked and then kind
of came around the other side of the field and
then just threw it in the bucket like that bucket pass. Dude,
ship man, that's what got.
Speaker 1: Great weapons too. I mean, so guy like that rookie
comes in, they improved their offensive line. They get DeAndre Swift,
he was more than adequate running back, better than what
they had last year by running back by committee. They
had three C minuses last year. And then you get
fucking what's his name, Keenan Allen. And you got Roman
Dunes a who you drafted, and you already had DJ
Moore and Cole Commetted tight end.
Speaker 2: There you got, oh yeah, they got a dude. Their
argument it might be the best wide receiver corps out there.
Speaker 3: By the way, speaking up, like Justin Fields, are you
seeing it seems like he's gonna take this job from
Russell Wilson. The local beat writers are all saying, you
got to make Justin Fields.
Speaker 2: Really crazy, like the bottom just fell out of Russell Wilson,
just fell out. And here's the thing. The thing, what
role did Pete Carroll have and that guy being great
his system?
Speaker 3: Well, dude, that's what I'm hoping our coach is from
that system. I'm hoping. I'm praying that he's liking do
the quarterback miracle he did with Baker Mayfield last year
a Tampa. I'm hoping he can do it with our guy.
Speaker 1: See, I hope not. I really do hope not.
Speaker 3: But but yeah, dude, I mean the bottom fell out. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Did you watch any of Hit. I mean, he finally
I guess he's been injured in camp. He finally gets
to start Russell Wilson and he gets sacked I think
three times on the first drive, and you're like, damn,
he's right back where he left off. I mean, he
just looks, not to say, he looks like he doesn't
know what to fucking do. He's running for his life.
And then uh, it wasn't name, Justin Fields came in.
He looked pretty good. Yeah, I think he might win
that fucking job.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to think about.
Speaker 1: I mean, and they got both of him for two
million bucks. It's not even like.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it doesn't hurt him either way.
Speaker 1: They don't give a flying fuck. Hey ever wins his job,
wins his job, but it'll be that'll be fucking interest.
See what do you think about your Raiders, Sam, I
haven't really seen much of those.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm I'm
I'm I was hoping for Gardner Minshew however, Gardner Binton however,
you pronounce his name. I was hoping for him.
Speaker 3: He is starting right, so he is, you know, And.
Speaker 2: Somebody said it Ben Mahler, Well, I love listen to
it night. Ben Mahler and Rob Parker. They're on Fox
Sports Radio right now. That's a fire sports show. When
those two get together, it's like fire. But he was
talking about how Garden Minshew's gonna be like he's gonna
be okay for about six games. He's gonna be fucking
you know, he's gonna be probably like adequate for six games.
Eight games. Then there's gonna be like six games where
he has fucking stinkers.
Speaker 1: There a couple of games.
Speaker 2: Where he wins it for you.
Speaker 3: He reminds me who's he like, He's like Fitzpatrick, right,
He's like one of those guys, like.
Speaker 1: Another great example, same guy.
Speaker 2: Or here's the problem with the Dodgers, I mean the Raiders.
Here's the problem. They're afraid to be shitty. They're just
afraid to be shitty because they they need to get Vegas.
They need to get Vegas, so they need to have
this really great fucking season and it's just put him
in quarterback limbo. It's like, who are you gonna get
they're all talking about, like it could line up that
we get Dak Prescott. Does that make is that well
what you want? Is that what you want?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, I mean, dude, to me, he's another like where
Russell Wilson is now is where he's headed, you know,
just one of those guys who kind of made a
living kind of getting around making little weird throws and stuff,
but that his body is failing him.
Speaker 2: I just think it's and like, dude, what are the
chances that Trace whatever his name is, the back up
that they trade for from San Francisco? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Trey Lance.
Speaker 2: Is there any chance that kids showing any signs that
they're like maybe we don't even need Oh really, Okay,
So I think I think I think they're gonna move
off of Dak. I think they know that he's not
gonna win a super Bowl for them.
Speaker 1: I think he's overrated Dak. I just think.
Speaker 2: Like, either either you got the man or you don't
got the man. That's how goes. There's no in between.
Either you got the man or you don't got the man.
Speaker 3: You said that you turn in like Steven A. Smith
For a second, there that was great.
Speaker 2: You got the man? Oh you don't got the man?
Speaker 3: What do you guys think about? What do you guys
think about?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, the real question is what do you think
about your team? Johnny, second year of your.
Speaker 3: Quarterback, they're not gonna be good that. I think he'll
be better.
Speaker 2: Better than he was last year.
Speaker 3: I think you will. Yeah, it looked. I mean they're
they're doing dude, they're doing this weird thing and a
lot of teams are now. They're just not playing their
starters because they're having these innsquad games or the intersquad practices,
so they're kind of saving their real ship.
Speaker 1: For those preseasons. Should just be done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's it's pointless now. I mean, they
haven't started think about how bad they were. They bryce
Young a single preseason snap so far. He hasn't played
one snap in the preseason. They've been letting and not
even the backup, not even Dalton. They're not even letting
any Dalton play preseason snaps. It's just the guy that's
not even gonna be on the team might be the
emergency third quarterback. And would you no, I guess yeah,
you're bad. Don't you want to get better. Isn't that
how you get better? Actually, a little game pressure.
Speaker 1: And stuff, the joint practices is how they get bat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right, no, because you can get on
you know.
Speaker 1: This is just for them to sell fucking seats and
fucking PEPSI and fucking Budviser. No, yeah, I make money
and it's you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the NFC South has an easy schedule. You know that, Jason.
I think the Falcons have like the easiest schedule in
the NFL.
Speaker 1: Uh twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean seriously, you got I mean all
the NFC South has an easy schedule because of the
division we're playing, and uh, I am the Panthers will
be better, I think, but I just don't.
Speaker 2: Do you think they regret taking him?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I mean they regret that trade, of course,
because they could have just tanked last year, which they
did kind of anyway.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you made the Bears. You made everybody
I just listed that's on the Bears is because of
that trade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, of course they should not have
done that in hindsight, But the jury is still out
on the guy. We'll see. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: That He lit up the Jets defense in that joint
practice the other day, and the Jets are supposed to
have one of the best, you know, top five defense.
Speaker 2: He's a good quarterback, bro, He's just so small that
you gotta have everything around him perfect.
Speaker 3: Well, they firmed up the offensive line, so that was
one thing they did do. They bought a couple of
guards who are solid. I don't know, man, you know,
it could go the way. Really, what they need to
do is suck again. Though I don't hope they don't
win too many games because they need they finally have
their first you know this?
Speaker 1: Yeh? Yeah? I read a thing that when he like
fucks up at practice, the coaches penned like notes to
his fucking sweater for his mommy to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what just happened here?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Did you break up or something?
Speaker 2: No, I'm joking, Hey, Sam, before you go, I want
to see because I did actually write this down right here,
and I want to hear what you thought about that?
Speaker 1: Did you guys watch? Is he out of signing? Fight?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's what did you think about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? A lot of people did a lot of people did?
I You know, the thing about d DP is that
he doesn't he doesn't have that signature thing that makes
should go oh, this is the electric part of his game.
Anderson Silva's striking, Kabeb's wrestling, so there's nothing to put
You're like, oh, this is his thing. Like Strickland, he's
got that Philly shell and he just stays. He's constant pressure,
so you're like, oh, that's how he beats you with. Dude.
Plus he you don't know, he doesn't end at one thing.
He is literally a mixed martial artist. I know it
sounds crazy saying that, but he can beat you everywhere.
But the thing that's great about him is he's kind
of one of these old school boxers that goes through
wars to win, right, Like he's gonna he's gonna hurt you,
but he's gonna take so much damage doing it to
the point you think he might be losing, and then
he wins. Now. I do think he lost to Strickland,
that's my opinion. I don't think he beats Strickland. I
think there's a political shit involved. But you know, I
think that you know, we're starting to see the end
of is he because is he is? Is he is great?
There's something about him that resonates with people. Good looking,
slick black guy, people, shiny people love that shit. But
if you watch him, he got one to so many decisions.
I'm not saying he's not a great striker, but you know,
he wasn't the guy that finished a lot of people.
And so I don't think people are ry like there's like,
I'm gonna be honest with you, there's some racism in sports.
What that we automatically think the black athlete is the
superior athlete.
Speaker 1: I've never said that all the way back to World
War Two. I've never said.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're very shocked when it goes the other way.
And I've said this before. You know, UFC is on Disney.
Disney loves cultural Marxism. They really love playing into those stereotypes.
Speaker 3: Johnny ESPN, I got you, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well USC is on Disney, which is ESPN. ESPN
loves those stereotypes. Like ESPN loves having gay men talk
to women about football. It is ituned one night, dude.
It is the most metrosexual looking dudes I've ever seen
in my life talking to a chick about the sport,
about coming up NFL games, because you naturally see that
all the time. You'll naturally the time to a buffalo.
Speaker 1: How many times I've walked in justin Martindale talking to
my girlfriend about, uh, you know, who's got better striking
in the baltiweight division. And I'm like, you go, girls,
I'm just gonna go out there and get my hair teased.
You guys keep talking sports. Yeah, write that.
Speaker 4: Right after this, they had they had a chick with
a speech impediment who was running the conversation and it
was a zoom conversation.
Speaker 2: That's how bad it is at ESPN. They're now doing
zoom shows. It's like, you're done, dude, stick a forking. Uh,
You're just done. And you're just like, wow, hey, let's
go to our favorite biracial, bisexual talking head. Let's see
what he thought he excuse me. They then thought about
the latest UFC fight.
Speaker 3: Think about what ESPN used to be. Think about in
like the late nineties, early two thousands, the personalities on there.
You had Chris Berman, great guys, you had Dan Patrick,
you had Kenny Maine. I mean, these guys are legends
of broadcast. You had Rich Rich Eyes, Oh what a cat?
And now I mean if you go on there now,
is it anybody that's memorable at all that you'll remember
other than maybe they got a bigger, fat ass that's sexy,
you know that. A couple of those women.
Speaker 2: And it's just it's absolutely ridiculous, to the point that.
Speaker 1: They couldn't fucking talking had personality right now.
Speaker 2: With the speech impediment talking football people people posted a
picture of Lou Holtz, uh he talked him talking football
on ESPN.
Speaker 3: Woltz was a professional football coach.
Speaker 2: I mean, a guy that won a national championship at
Notre Dame. That guy, it's.
Speaker 3: An all time great coach. What are we talking about
the fuck out here?
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, I mean he does sound like his teeth
are gonna go flying across if they would.
Speaker 3: They look at the definitely Notre Dame gonna win by
forty five points, but they haven't won a game all year.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna win. Just watch for the Notre Dame
to really break out the FIP.
Speaker 1: I was watching ESPN the other day and they had
a pregnant woman on the sidelines, which is fine, I swear,
I'm telling I'm not gonna go that way, and they go,
let's go to our new correspondent on the side of
that's Jill, what are your your fetus thing? She's stands there,
she takes the mic, shoves it right down by her
clam and I gotta listen to this fucking what seven
month old? Maybe tell me what he thinks about offensive tackles.
I'm out of ESPN.
Speaker 2: Holy ship, dude, THEO Vaughn Donald Trump?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: We live in a timeline or field.
Speaker 3: Vaughn, you joke couse, Donald Trump? You're sure it's not
like an impression, you know, someone doing an impression of
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: We'll send this rate.
Speaker 3: You can't believe that right now? Jeff Richards, dude, that's right.
Oh my god, I see it.
Speaker 1: I have it.
Speaker 2: Oh my.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows what you're doing on January sixth, But what
was on January seventh?
Speaker 3: Put a sports coat on for this? Can you believe
that God put a sports.
Speaker 2: How crazy is that?
Speaker 1: Damn? Have you seen this thing? Or Johnny, have you
seen this thing? Call?
Speaker 3: He interviewed Bernie Sanders earlier this week.
Speaker 1: I did see that. I saw him interview Bernie Sanders. Sorry,
you know, have you seen this thing called car Jiujitsu?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so recharged.
Speaker 3: Never heard of it.
Speaker 1: You've never heard of it, Johnny, You've never heard.
Speaker 3: Of cars in the car, because that's what.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you and I and we got to stand
outside the car, right, and then you and I both
get in the front seat. Here's the rubb though.
Speaker 2: Oh you start in the front seat.
Speaker 1: No no, no, you start outside the car. Then you
get in the car, You shut the door, you put
your seatbelts on.
Speaker 3: Its seat belt choking.
Speaker 1: You both raise your hand like this and it is
a straight up seat belt choke off. First person to
get there, the guy I saw win like three matches
in a row. He had the easiest move. He goes
right for the seatbelt, right.
Speaker 2: Dude, I cannot believe theo von is talking cocaine with
with Donald Trump?
Speaker 3: Did he talk cocaine?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: This is USA versus Russia car jujitsu.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, that's not They got to go in
the car first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so dumb. It is so dumb.
Speaker 3: Are you allowed to try to get out of the
car or is that.
Speaker 1: You can go like that? Get someone like an arm,
like a leg bar or something.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's this girl doing in there?
Speaker 2: She's not fighting a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's practicing fighting off rate. Well, those two guys
are doing car jujitsu.
Speaker 3: Now, are you allowed to just try to break somebody's
foot in jiu jitsu or anything?
Speaker 2: Just like, hey on them, they got tap, it's on them.
Speaker 1: It's like an ankle. What do they call that? He'll he'll?
Speaker 3: But what can you do that thing where you just
you know, my dad used to just pull my toe
really hard and it hurt really batter. Are you allowed
to do that, just pull on somebody's toe.
Speaker 1: That sounds like child on the station? You know you're
not allowed to do that to a child? Can you
just try to pull some on your toe?
Speaker 3: Like like you know how you know how you're you're
you ever have somebody like when you're a kid do
like how does a mule eak corn? Do you know
that one that might be a Southern thing? And then
they like it's like a Charlie horse, you know, where
you grab somebody's leg and like it's kind of Indian
sunburn and something like that.
Speaker 1: Where you twist their legs.
Speaker 3: No, just like on the on your quad, if you
really pinch hard on your quad, it kind of hurts
It's an uncomfortable thing, that feeling that that would there'd
be a joke that in the South kids would do
to each other, Our parents would do. The kids be like, hey,
how does a mule eat corn? And then you go
up and just pinch the shit out of them on
their quad. But where you can do the same thing
on somebody's toe if you just pull it like this,
take your two fingers right here, pull on somebic's toe.
It hurts like a bitch. And that's something that parents
used to do to children in the South. You know,
they're just pulling in the like as a joke though,
like hey, I'm gonna get your toe boy, that kind
of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not jiu jitsu.
Speaker 3: But I wonder if you're allowed to do that in
jiu jitsu, because it's the most painful thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Really, imagine you could do anything.
Speaker 3: Really you can't put your fingers.
Speaker 2: Say that again. I did what.
Speaker 3: He was a panted.
Speaker 2: I did what with my thought.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you filled podcast.
Speaker 3: Right now he's watching he's watching Trump and THEO.
Speaker 2: All right, I gotta go, guys, we gotta do the
regular We got live streaming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it more.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We're live streaming everything now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should stream Bye guys.
Speaker 3: Bye, dude, he's gone. He's gone. If you didn't talk
fantasy with him.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask him if he was gonna be
in the fantasy league.
Speaker 3: He said he yeah, he said he was in. I
asked him about the date and everything we did. You
see the date. Does that work for you? It's right
like the Sunday before Labor Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that works for me. We got to we should
stream that one live too, because.
Speaker 3: That's always live. Ye send me a message on Instagram,
but I'll get back to you, Casper, I just been slammed. Ah,
but yeah, we're.
Speaker 1: We're gonna so we'll do that. We'll live stream that.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad footballs back. By the way, are you
just glad football is back? I missed it.
Speaker 1: I was surprised how much I missed it. And it
was a very kind of us somewhat of a boring
summer sports wise. And now everybody's whose team is doing well,
it's gonna text me right now. You're fucking been bored,
fucking But for me, it's been very quiet summer of sports.
So I am glad that uh that football is gonna
be back and excited with coag football. We got it.
We'll stream that. So now we have from today that
I would imagine that is what about twelve days until
we have our fantasy draft. So we've got a square away.
Who's going to be in the league this year. We
got me and you, John, I mean Sammy obviously T Dobbs.
So everybody else hit us up, let us know who's in,
who's out.
Speaker 3: I think we've got I think a lot of people
have already re upped. Let me see.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we might only have like a spot or two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we might have a couple.
Speaker 1: But I.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
By the way I saw you, you did all your
bragging about fantasy baseball, and then my team won like
eight games in a row, and I'm now well ahead
of you. Looks like i'moff when you are not well.
Speaker 1: Four of my main guys went on the ir My.
Speaker 3: Whole team was gone. I don't I had to pick
up I I had to be on those way. I
was trolling that waiver wire so fucking hard every day,
waiting for somebody to make a mistake. And drop good players.
Half my team is the scraps of other of other
teams that thought, you know, they casted these guys away. Uh,
and I welcomed them to my team and built a
team from the scraps. It really, it's like a hot rod,
you know that somebody built in the fifties from just
ship they found in the scrap yard. That's what I did. Yeah,
this team is.
Speaker 1: A day You said that was a lot of passion.
Speaker 3: Oh baby did I've been working so hard to build
this team, Uh, to keep it, to keep it above water,
like third from bottom, and now I'm in I'm in
third place. No big deal.
Speaker 1: I mean only four make them pass. But here's what
I mean. You know what, I'm happy for you. I
will not make class, but no, you won't. I will.
I'm thinking, I hate how like on a Tuesday, you
got a guy that goes on the I R and
you can't just swap somebody else. Stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know what, you know what for four games?
You know why they did that is because I used
to set my lineup every day in basketball, and people
were like, dude, he split it to me, He's trying
too hard. So they made it so that none of
us the lineup's lock every week for basketball and baseball.
Speaker 1: Now, uh yeah, but what what what team would go, Hey,
I lost we're playing the Let's say you're the Cubs,
You're playing the Dodgers four game series, you lose your
second basement in the first game, and you go, well,
looks like we don't have a second basement for the whole.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you would put in your fucking next
second basement the fucking next that night.
Speaker 5: I totally agree that that that part of it suck. Johnny,
let me plug a gig real quick. Hey, everybody, August
twenty ninth, you're old hell, Jason Tebow, you can call me.
The team is going to be at Riddles in Chicago
on one hundred and eleventh Street.
Speaker 1: Come on down. What is that Labor Day Labor Day weekend. Yeah,
it's Memorial Labor Day weekend, Labor Day weekend. Come on
down to Riddles, Chicago, August twenty ninth. Doors are at
seven point thirty and come fuck and the first one
hundred people that show up can punch me in the
fucking face right after the show. Now before the show,
after the show, everybody that shows up kiss one free punch.
Speaker 3: So to be clear, this is a real gig because
I saw it. I saw the best promotion for it
on Instagram that I've ever seen for anything. I guess
that whose kid is that I don't know?
Speaker 1: Billy, that's his kid. He's a funny kid too. Well,
Billy's funny too. Yeah, Billy, my buddy, Coffee Black Billy
Donato myself, we are going too. I'll be doing riddles
and his kid is fucking really funny. I got a
couple other ones that I want him to do in
the next week. So I'll put a link on all
you know, my Instagram, Facebook, whatever the fuck, and come
get tickets, man, come hang out. Let's uh, let's see
some real fucking August twenty ninth in Chicago. How glad
are you the Olympics are over? Oh?
Speaker 3: I couldn't be happier it was. I mean I didn't Honestly,
I didn't watch too much of it, uh because I
after the opening ceremonies and all that weird shit that
they had on there, I was just like, dude, I
don't need this, I don't need this, And then all
the shit about the gender of the boxer and all that.
I just don't I don't care. I don't care, I
don't win. Honestly, I don't know why I would lie
about this. I keep saying, honestly, like I would lie
about it. I have always been, uh, I've always preferred
the Winter Olympics. I like curling, I like watching the
skiing or they go like that whatever.
Speaker 1: That's called Olympics.
Speaker 3: I like all the Winter Olympics stuff better.
Speaker 1: I like the summer better because I like boxing. I
like the fastest person in the world.
Speaker 3: Boxing and soccer all I give a shit about. But
I like hockey. Winter Olympic hockey is Olympic Hockey's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Basketball like basketball, don't it's all the pampered stars.
Speaker 1: Football thing that they're throwing in Los Angeles. Stupid. The
breakdancing thing was stupid that it was a sport. People
don't even break dance anymore.
Speaker 3: Another breakdancing, I mean, And there was the whole thing
with that ray Gun girl from Australia and then she's
now putting out videos asking for sympathy. You know, Oh,
it's been so hard. Please please leave me alone. Shut up,
you look stupid on TV. You're gonna get shipped yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care about any of it. Here's the
problem with the Olympics. So I'm just gonna say it.
Too many foreigners there. I said it, too many foreigners
in the Olympics.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: That's out that it's out there, And no, we don't
have to find about it anymore. I'm glad it's over.
I never knew what was what with the goddamn time difference.
You go, hey, did this just happen? You're you get
emotionally involved, and then you look on on the phone
and you're realize, oh, I'm this happened fucking last night
prime time. If you won't watch anything live, you gotta
watch it at like five am. So they're replaying ship
the next day, so you're not It's not even like
you already know what happened. Yeah, it's fuck it. I
guess the LA might be fun, and that being in
LA might be fine. It might be fun to be
there and be a part of it.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I would like to go to a car.
I'd like to go see a.
Speaker 1: Little for old or some things. And sounds like a
hypocrite here because I just shit in the Olympics and
I'm like, I'm definitely going to the Olympics, but you
know I'll be in LA for the fucking thing, So
why not just, you know, go check out some bullshit.
I tell you what, I'm not doing spending a lot
of money at it. I'll take a fucking do the
train there, check it out, maybe steal some purses, and
I'm out.
Speaker 3: I bet that is aren't expensive, right, they can't be.
It's always half empty when you see it.
Speaker 1: Too many events. Yeah, you want to go to the
main fucking the gold medal event for fucking the one
hundred yard dash or the gold medal NBA fucking basketball,
the game. Yeah, you're probably gonna pay a little bit,
but you want to go to the first round of
Who gives a fuck? Synchronized diving might be a good
place to get your fucking butt fingered. Mason knows that.
Speaking of butt fingering, how's your girlfriend?
Speaker 3: How's my girlfriend? She's great, she's at work.
Speaker 1: Chef covid every time I hear about some bit she's
got from the coach.
Speaker 3: Yes, she had it a couple like last months. I
didn't get it, thankfully.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were in Vegas. The whole guy didn time,
weren't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were in Vegas together. Yeah, and we didn't
get it. I mean I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: She got it. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I went.
Speaker 3: I didn't get a Summer League this year. I thought
about it, but I wasn't too excited about seeing the
whole and its guy this year?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Would you watch House of Dragon?
Speaker 1: What do you think? I still have to watch it? Oh?
Speaker 2: You still?
Speaker 3: You got to get to that, dude, you like it?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I will. It's one of those things that
it's like I would say, though the wave passes you.
But it started to feel overwhelming because there was so
many episodes behind that. I was like, man, I'm just
gonna to fucking chunk it out and watch just sit
down and blow the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 3: That's great though, when you get sit down and watch
the whole thing, Yeah, I want a dude, they're not
going to bring it back into like twenty twenty five now.
So I just went ahead and read the book. Uh
uh so I can know what happens. I couldn't wait.
I'm just say fuck it, I'm gonna really yeah, I
couldn't wait.
Speaker 1: You super dorked it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I super dorked it, you know. They uh, and
I couldn't believe this. So the season two finale left
it kind of on a cliffhanger, you know, like it
didn't and it made it look like you were getting
ready to have a big battle, and then it left
on a cliffhanger only eight episodes. First season was ten episodes.
You know what happened? These fucks that Warner Brothers told
HBO you got to cut back. So they after, Hey,
they'd already written the season, the writers, they had already
finished all the scripts. They told me, you're going budget.
You're going from ten ten episodes to eight episodes is
all we can afford for the biggest show on fucking television,
they told And so they had to cut back and
they didn't have the proper ending to the second season
that they wanted to have because of budget cuts. The
one show that they should be putting all their money into.
Speaker 1: That's such stupid HBO.
Speaker 3: I mean, Disney canceled that stupid Star Wars showbody hated, except, yeah,
it was stupid.
Speaker 1: Did you say that was the girls of Star Wars?
Speaker 2: No, it was.
Speaker 3: It was a show, you know it was the woman
who made it, like cast her girlfriend as like the
lead actor even though she's not a good actor, and yeah,
and or you know, it's like the main like the
most badass person on the show. Basically she cast her
girlfriend and it's uh, it was just all super woke.
Well I don't know, I didn't.
Speaker 2: It was terrible.
Speaker 3: It was so stupid. It's all angsty and like emo not.
Speaker 1: Everything was just left ambiguous, like it's like, I guess
nothing really happened. I mean it kind of ended how
it started, and you're kind of like we're right back
where we were here.
Speaker 3: You've been watching The Bear. I feel like you would
like that show.
Speaker 1: I like that show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little I liked it better
when they were in the shitty restaurant. When the restaurant
got nicer, I didn't think the show was quite as good.
But I imagine that it feels a lot like home
for you seeing uh.
Speaker 1: That party comes from Fortillos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what I would think it would remind
you of a little.
Speaker 1: Like there's a Portillo's not too far from here, maybe
fifteen minutes. And if I blow through like four episodes
of that show, then I I gotta get it Italian beef.
By the way, what about Don Bearris is a gigantic mustache.
Speaker 3: He's got a big mustache. Now, I didn't know that, dude.
Speaker 1: You gotta look him up. It looks hilarious, big motherfucking mustache,
like a Walrisk kind of looking. Yeah. And it's oddly enough,
very blonde.
Speaker 3: Oh is that real?
Speaker 1: That's really pretty positive?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's real. Look at him.
Speaker 1: That's a fucking real mustache, right, that's like this, there's
like a stupid mustache. He's got like a real fucking.
Speaker 3: Like Well, he must have been blonde when he had hair. Then,
I guess I didn't know that. I just assumed he didn't.
He was like a dark haired.
Speaker 1: That's a very blond mustache.
Speaker 3: Not a bad look for him, honestly. Oh no, I
kind of like it. Ah, are you smoking a cigar?
Speaker 2: Was that black?
Speaker 3: And mild?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: One hitter?
Speaker 1: Just like a glass pipe? Oh? Yeahs delicious, delicious Michigan marijuana.
All right, Johnny, let's get the funk out of here,
all right, brother, I'm gonna go fucking get something to eat. Guys,
come to my show on the twenty nine. Then we'll
hit us all up about this fantasy ship, which is
what's that two days after my show?
Speaker 3: It's the day before Labor Day. Whenever the ship, it's
a Sunday. It's a Sunday like around there somewhere same weekend.
Speaker 1: So I hit us up about that, and uh, Jenny
and everybody else suck it? Why what did they sing?
Speaker 6: Every girl's my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend, and really good?
Speaker 3: It has disturbed me how much Sam loved this song.
Speaker 1: He ass like he had special age.
Speaker 2: What did I saying, Jobby, stop this leather rock? These
are kids we're supporting now if you are, if you're
a drug puncher, why oh well, bye bye. Come on.
Speaker 3: If you want to find this and buy it, it's
with knee high, let's get busy. As the name of
the album, every drosse.
Speaker 2: My girlfriend, Every drows my girlfriend, I'm gonna make I'm
gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new
punch Drunk theme