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Speaker 2: This has the man be stildo corn is a live

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you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: This is brother breaking all the forty yard brother come off,

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Speaker 1: You're tagging it wrong. People.

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Speaker 2: I would get it pregnant. They just called in and

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hangs up your mother, Tucker, that fucking kiss me off?

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Speaker 3: Totally in the shower.

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Speaker 1: He's not a coke can give me James, stupididiot.

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Speaker 2: You're super idiot for getting so far up tight over

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you're clearly why why don't you're comming? All right? Well,

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the punch drunk sports where winners win, we do this.

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This is the Hailey comment of comedy sports podcast. Once

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a millennia, you get an episode. Here you go, next

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episode twenty fifty. Everybody join me as always on the

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ones and two Jay Nice Juicy, Johnny Johnny Woodard and

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Live with the new cool haircut, looking good, My god,

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helping children learn to golf Jason Tebow.

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Speaker 1: Guys, what about Sam on it side of apparently maybe

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the Himalayan the mountaintops, yeah, tank top tops.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, obviously this once in a millennium podcast. A

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real priority for Sam, who's joining us from traffic in LA,

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was that the show.

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Speaker 2: I have two four year olds, and I good luck

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keeping anybody out of schedule.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was part gotta be hard to

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even communicate with him at maybe the highest peak on

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planet Earth right there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is called actually black Rock Mountain. It's the

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center of all evil. It's why you can't go to Antarctica.

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Speaker 3: You said black Rock mount You meant black Cock Mountain.

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I'm sure looking at the guns, show us the tattoo.

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Speaker 1: Baby, American Rock Mountain.

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Speaker 3: Let's see that, tatty, Let's see that tatt Yeah. I

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love that he's driving. He's driving, and he just both

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took both hands off the steering wheel to do the

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double pump.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that's the least of his worries. One time, Samy Knight,

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We're going and I think Garnet might be with us. Hey,

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don't you know I'm on my way right there with you.

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Don't you know we were going to a Clipper game

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or no, Johnny, you might have been with us. We're

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going to a Clipper game. Sam's driving. Oh I'm a

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little bit late to the game. But Sam is still

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driving and making flyers for a show that's coming three

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days from now. Everyone's talking a dog and he's.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, dog, that's how you do it. That's how

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you do it.

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Speaker 1: Bro, That's how you make it. That's how you do it.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 1: Damn, I think I see a billy got behind you.

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Are you okay there on the mountains? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I am okay. Those are my people by sick.

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Speaker 1: It looks like doing this.

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Speaker 2: Being it's called being Armenion in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 3: I gotta know how did you settle on the mountain

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range backdrop? I'm dying to know that.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, as a truth seeker, I'm always giving

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a little hints to people about who's behind everything I see?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, and you're saying the Surpas of Nepal are

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behind everything?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you black Rock Mountain, bron Mounts.

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Speaker 1: Is what were your other choices behind? Can we take

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a look at some other choices behind besides the mountains.

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Speaker 2: I would love to do that. I would love to

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do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we walk inside.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be right back. I'm walking inside.

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Speaker 1: Oh I really like the seatbelts. Can you bring the

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seatbalt Okay, Yes, guys, Welcome to Punch Johnny get to

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Speaker 3: And he named the time, by the way, he named

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the time to do the show to be picked the.

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And he's got a fucking seatbeltal on a tank typ

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by the way. Yeah, he looks like every stereotype you

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could say about an Armenian other than he did mix

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it up. He had black tank top and not white

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tank top. Bear.

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you know. And he also sent us a text at

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right at the show start that he has to jump

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off at five thirty. Uh. While he's still in his

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car doing the podcast, he sent us a text like, hey,

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I gotta go at five thirty.

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Speaker 1: So yeah. And he also and don't forget, he also

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picked the time and half hour before the show said

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oh yeah, I'm gold as from Diamonds. I'm Diamonds. You're like, hey,

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and I bothered you uh anytime? Yep, harder percent in

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I can't wait, he says, not be in my car

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and I will not have my seatbot on.

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Speaker 3: To get the three of us on a podcast is

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like you would think we had the schedule, you know,

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how you have there trying to make like a Blockbuster

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sequel and they're like, yeah, all the all the actors

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are stars now, you know. I mean it's hard to

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get Tom Cruise together, you get his schedule to work

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with Brad Pitt's. You know, you would think we were

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like the three We were like the brat Pack, trying

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to get our schedules to work together and all that.

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Speaker 1: I've just I've literally been asleep for three straight days,

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three straight days, going to a lot of concerts late.

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Speaker 3: Been going the past couple of years. Yeah, going crazy

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at concerts, and.

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start talking about Lebron when it's not even basketball season.

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So we got to get it in quick. But you like,

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the last like maybe two months or so, you've been

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Speaker 3: Well, I've been recently devastated because they I know you

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love the Black Crows and my first concert was Aerosmith.

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Steven Tyler had a vocal injury. They had it scheduled

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for the end of last year, moved it again, didn't

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know if it was even gonna happen. Then they rescheduled

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it for the end of this year, and then last

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month now they announced they're not even touring as a

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band anymore. So I'm not getting to see the Black

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Crows or Aerosmith. No, no, it was. It was at

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the Forum, which is even better Black Crows than Aerosmith

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at the Forum. I mean, you're kidding, well, in.

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Speaker 1: Their defense, you have had the last forty seven years

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to see Aerosmith one more.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, you're right, No, you're right. But I

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just something about it being like me being there it

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was my first concert and then me going to their

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last show was I don't know, something like that bull

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circle about that, you know what I mean? All right,

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Sammy t is begging to come back in here, so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I's do this. But I mean, I'll tell you

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this right now, Johnny, and I'll say it now and

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I'll stick to it. That's the last thing I'm saying

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about Lebron James. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Good talk out.

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Speaker 1: So here is Sam Trickley. Hey Sam, Hey guy.

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Speaker 3: You got some Johns. It looks like Sam.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, watching hardcore pornography with this this.

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Speaker 3: Uh if you could just like like wipe it with

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a cloth or something, it's really smudging or your finger.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a big difference. Yeah, it's it's really I'm

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scared of this boy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's way better. Yeah, way better.

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Speaker 1: Not bad, Sam, let me see the tattoo now that

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you're out of the Himalayans.

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Speaker 3: I went with him to a Stones concert actually last month.

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Speaker 1: Whoa that looks cool, dude. Yeah? How long did that take? Sammy?

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He's got to just how people don't know Godzilla on

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Speaker 3: There, it's great Coors bro.

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Speaker 1: That's not bad.

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Speaker 2: That's not easy either. But yeah, here we are.

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Speaker 1: But you didn't one sitting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I just powered through it. I've learned something

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Speaker 1: I can't hear this.

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Speaker 2: I like pain.

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Speaker 1: You just this out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just because I really did like pain because

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I always associate pain with like BDSM stuff and like

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getting kicked in the balls or getting clamps on your nipples.

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started doing jiu jitsu and get tattoos, and I'm like,

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mean so many of those USC fighters are just fucking

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tatted from fucking tits to talk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it could be, dude, I mean, twat

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you're sam right now. Are you considering bringing it into

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the bedroom now? Maybe get a little slap, get a

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Speaker 2: No, dude, I'm like, outside of all the N word.

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Speaker 3: I just really a genuine offer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, just cream pies and N words. That's

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all I want in my bedroom. I bet you call

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me the N word while I breed you. That's all

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I want.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, tell tell Teeve about how you respond the

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pain during uh jiu jitsu.

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Speaker 2: I laugh.

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Speaker 3: He just starts giggling when when they like twist him

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Speaker 2: The hat up, just start laugh. They're like, what the.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's some ship you see on like the ID channel.

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Guys that respond with pain with laughter serial killers? Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 3: Did you see that guy that that clip that went

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tournament and he's he's you know where, he can't possibly

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foot and the guy and the guy's just.

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Speaker 2: Like what fuck? Yeah, that's crazy ass. I mean, dude,

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once you start taking jiu jitsu and you start watching

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these like clips, it's addictive. Dude, It's so crazy. It's

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its own sub world. Guys, we should live stream this

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next time on Twitter and everywhere. Just let it go, dude,

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let it go.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is the show that we've gotten in

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so much trouble in the past from live streaming that

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I would be a afraid to at least on Twitter.

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Speaker 2: On Twitter, you can say whatever you want. It's the best.

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Maybe Twitter, What do we got to lose? We're gonna

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lose to this ship? Like, what are we talking about?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 2: Who were gonna piss off? I'm telling you, dude, I'm

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making I'm making this claim right here. Twitter will be

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probably the top of the the social media platforms. I

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believe that. I believe that once people realize this is

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where you go for the good ship and not the

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censored ship, because I mean, dude, this ship with YouTube

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and I know this is a sports show, but this

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stuff with YouTube and mister Beast. If they lose mister Beast,

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that's gonna cripple that that company. And on top of that,

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if the FCC or whoever the SEC or the FCC

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Speaker 3: I don't think it'll happen.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it is, you know, but if it does,

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like what was that? What what happens there?

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Speaker 3: I know, I mean, that would be a strange new world.

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Speaker 2: Let's getting let's getting the sports bro.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, I know it's been a while since we've

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Speaker 3: Did you guys see the worst thing I wanted to

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talk about? Do you guys see if you try to

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get Sunday ticket through Apples app store, how fucking expensive

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it is. It's like six hundred dollars. Yeah right, yeah,

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I go through YouTube, Yeah, I mean YouTube, because if

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you want the convenience of like having it through the

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app store on your phone. You know, just they're charging

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six and seven hundred dollars. But even through YouTube it's

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like one hundred and four, one hundred and twenty one

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hundred and forty dollars a month.

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Speaker 2: That's noise, dude.

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Speaker 1: They just think all eleven of our listeners. If you're listening,

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hit me up and I will send you a site

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that no matter what your team is, no ads, no

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pop ups, no nothing, you can watch your goddamn games

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for free.

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Speaker 2: Do you not respect?

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Speaker 3: Maybe a few powers so much, maybe a few pop

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ups so much, is not You don't have to hunt

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the X. You know, that's become a game trying to

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find the X.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. They take weird pornography.

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Speaker 1: Lemonparty dot org. It's got none of it.

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Speaker 3: Lemon I think Sam actually owns that. You r if

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I'm not mistaken, I know if I don't.

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Speaker 2: But it's funny right now happens it's podcast that gave

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me ship because they're like, that's not.

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Speaker 3: Very right, Jason. You think I don't know what Lemon

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Party is? Are you saying, Jason, do you think we're

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all retards?

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Speaker 1: Well, we're small. That hurts. Second of all, No, just

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because if you want to see your NFL game, it's

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just don't see what pops up.

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Speaker 3: It's my background on my phone already, So I mean, like,

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why would I have to go to the website?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey you know that, Jason.

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Speaker 2: Your new look is your new look is Hey? Uh

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I I I solve murder mysteries in my hometown, which

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is what I used to do in Hawaii, but I

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got ran out, so now I live in in the West.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not living with a boat. You got a Key.

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Speaker 2: West, fucking private detective. Look right now.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm Key West living a boat slip running out

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of boat. My wife got the fucking dog.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're your best friends with like a weird cat

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that hangs out do t BO.

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Speaker 2: You like you run singers club. You look like you

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run a swingers club in Florida that uses groupon.

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Speaker 1: I look like I run a swingers club. Look at you, motherfucker.

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You look like in the fucking door guy at the

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swingers club. I run.

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Speaker 3: I'll be your I T guy.

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Speaker 2: I'm the fake guy. I'm the security that act stuff

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but has never been in a fight.

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Speaker 1: You look like you check ID is a Juggalos and

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ship embracelet on my fucker. Okay, yeah, you're under eighteen kids.

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Speaker 2: Dude, When was the last time you wrote swingers club? Jason?

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Speaker 1: When I was with you?

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Speaker 3: What time is it? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I was Sammy swingers club.

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Speaker 2: That's like I've never been to There's only been one

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swinger club where everybody was good looking, and that was

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the Edmonton Swingers clubton Edmonton, Canada. Really well, you walked in.

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The chicks were all bangable. It was unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Were they prostitutes and they really swingers?

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Speaker 2: No, they were They were chicks who were in the

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swinging their husband.

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Speaker 3: Were swinging or performing.

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Speaker 2: What was no, dude, I no, dude, no, I like

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to walk around. I'm like, it's creepy.

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Speaker 1: Swingers club. And Miss Sam and I were in a

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swingers working there, and we just walked around from room

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to room and we were just like holding hands, like

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just being bros, like swinging our arms like this while

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we were holding hands, like.

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Speaker 2: We were skipping through the swingers club, trying to get

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away from the smells of black guy's with dreads making

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love to polar bears.

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Speaker 1: There's like everybody in there look like a creepy German

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person guy. Yeah, and I'm I can say there's no

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crowds listening to this shit.

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Speaker 2: You literally can't offend anybody.

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Speaker 1: Who's Dammy, Sammy, do you remember me?

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Speaker 2: Damny?

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Speaker 3: Just don't say anything about Denmark and we're safe. I think,

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is that where Casper is from me? Literally, as long

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as you don't insult Denmark, we're totally fine.

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Speaker 2: I think there's like, uh, we got who who listens

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Garnett Casper and then this guy who has a weird

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profile pick of him looking like a down syndrome Asian

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blonde woman. Those are the only people. And he's constantly

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yelling at me, just at the podcast, just and but

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it's military. I'm like, it will never never fuck you never,

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it will never die.

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Speaker 1: Now that one third of our audience once to end,

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We'll never end, you fucking creepy, fucking blond hit wig

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wearing motherfucker. Sam Do you remember we were in at

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the Vegas Swingers Club and we're talking to the guy

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that runs it, very nice guy and want to put

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us a pin on his tea up and I go,

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what's crazy? At fucking shit? Do you seen? Because you

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run the Swingers Club he goes, oh, yeah, one time,

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there was like all this commotion in the room, and

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I go running into this room and it looked like

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a high school fucking shower and there's this fucking guy

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sitting in the chair and he goes, fevy boy, he

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said he looked like Tony soprano. He is Tony naked,

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just had a big fucking role egs on. Yeah, he

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goes for everyone of us that pisses on me, you

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can fuck my wife. So he goes in there and

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there's like a big commotion and he goes, hey, what's

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going on? What's going in And he goes, there's fourteen

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of them in here, and only thirteen of them has

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just done me. He's mad because one guy owes him

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a fucking pisson on. How crazy?

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Speaker 2: How crazy is it that get pete on guy met

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the gig gang Bang chick and they fell in love

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and it just worked.

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Speaker 1: It just seems like it might not be working because

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the line is getting too long at the fucking old

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pissing on.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the holes are beat up anyway, sports.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't you rather than piss on you after? Like it's

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all it's gonna be a you know you're gonna have

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a lot.

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Speaker 2: No, do you want to get pissed on first? Dude?

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You don't want you don't want a little fucking man

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sauce in that piss.

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Speaker 3: Oh good point, No, you got you know, you're right.

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I was just thinking about how you you know you

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always have to piss after. But no, you're right.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even take that angle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just good point.

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Speaker 1: Pissing my hair, pissing my face, and then go please

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make a sweet love to my wife.

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Speaker 2: You're right, guys, what is going on?

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Speaker 3: We haven't even thought about sports?

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Speaker 1: Sports?

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Speaker 2: Sports? What do you want to get into. We had

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the UF, we had, we had m B NFL.

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Speaker 1: What do you guys?

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Speaker 3: Don't talk about the kickoff thing? We haven't talked about

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the kickoff thing. I know, it's been a couple of

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weeks show. We haven't talked about anything. It was a

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couple of weeks ago that they started doing it. But

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what do you guys think about the new rule.

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Speaker 2: Personally? Personally?

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Speaker 3: Are you personally?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, what does your mother think? I mean, come on,

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what do you think about this?

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Speaker 1: Sam? What does your daughters think about this crazy kickoff?

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Speaker 2: I dude, I actually think it's fine. When I I

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hadn't heard about I like I heard about I hadn't

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seen it, and I was like, oh, dude, they're just

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gonna room room for I think it's fine. I don't

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think it's that crazy that. I don't think it's that crazy.

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I mean I was more concerned of are they going

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to get rid of these jobs? Because this is kind

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of lousy jobs still, well, the special teams jobs, like

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are you gonna just can't get rid of special teams?

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And then these guys who.

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Speaker 3: Like need a special team. I mean, it's still eleven

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people on the field, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: But I mean they they keep trying to act like

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they're just like they seem to be easing easing into

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just getting rid of kickoffs altogether.

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Speaker 3: Well, they claim it's about the collisions, right, But this

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to me just brings back the collisions. I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: No, but it's like way smaller. It's like a smaller collision.

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Speaker 1: But maybe a right slower slower.

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Speaker 3: But think about these these guys running these forties so

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fat it takes them like that to get up to

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full speed.

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Speaker 2: They're rate on top of each other.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean these guys,

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What do you.

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Speaker 2: Mean these guys you know exactly? Why don't you say

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what you mean?

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Speaker 1: Blacks?

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Speaker 2: Jews? Why don't you just say it?

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Speaker 1: To say it? Jus are faster than this.

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Speaker 2: God God's chosen people, even though there's only three of

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them in pro sports, but they're chosen people. Why don't

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you just say that, Johnny? Why say that?

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Speaker 1: I don't mind the kick off Blacks?

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Speaker 2: And you.

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Speaker 1: See I I really one hundred percent do think though that,

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Like during this whole preseason, like everybody has kickoff plays

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that are just we can't wait to unfold them. We've

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been showing them and you know, doing them practice, and

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then they go to the preseason they go, oh, we'll

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just catch it and see if we can't run almost

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a little fucking shit. And then I think Week one, okay,

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do you know what the over under on touchdowns on

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kickoffs this year is total in the NFL?

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Speaker 3: No idea.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what is it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's seven.

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Speaker 3: How's that very how's that different from the past Vegas?

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Speaker 1: Last year I think there was a total Oh no,

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it's eight. And last year there were six kickoff returns

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for a touchdown total in the NFL.

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Speaker 3: So we're explaining to go up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: And they expected So what's that going up? Like eighteen

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percent something like that.

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Speaker 3: Because it seems to me, I mean, they're getting better

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field position on the returns now, right, it's.

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Speaker 2: Not yeah about that, I would say, I don't mind it.

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It's it's it's like, I don't mind it. I I

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think we're gone. Guys get their brain.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, you're right if if if you believe that's

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what it's about, which I do, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I do think it's also about, like, hey, well,

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you know we what is four years ago we moved

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the kickoff up and now you got so many people

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that are literally kicking field goals on.

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Speaker 3: Kickoffs every time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that there's no point you even kick off.

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Speaker 3: Well, and then you started to have guys.

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Speaker 1: Twenty five and I'm like, okay, let's what can we

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do to here to get some more action on special teams.

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And I do think we're gonna see some gimmicky reverses

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and around kind of looking things that know that everyone's

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holding to their chest, so nobody has any footage of

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it going into the regular season, and I think we're

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gonna see touchdowns earlier in the season on kickoffs, and

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then as people start getting more film on them, I

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think that's gonna go down. Yeah, but I think it's cool.

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We'll see.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I was expecting the worst, honestly, I was

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expecting that was just gonna be like some puss ship.

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And it just to me seems not that bad. It

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doesn't seem that bad to me.

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Speaker 1: It's different. It's different, and people like people like people

472
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messing with their sports.

473
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

474
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: People used to bitch when they added a three point

475
00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:31,000
line and they're like.

476
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,079
Speaker 2: The Philippines just added a four point line. Yeah, they

477
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,759
just added a four point line.

478
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 3: The thing, the thing I have that bugs me the

479
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,039
most of all these changes is think about guys like

480
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:48,039
Devin Hester, who their career accomplishments are all based yeah,

481
00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:51,440
are all based around special teams achievements, you know, and

482
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,599
then you're treating special teams like it's almost not part

483
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,559
of the game. Because they would never change away offense

484
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,519
is played in the NFL or defense.

485
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Speaker 2: That to me, they totally have changed how defense.

486
00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:02,839
Speaker 3: But not not in the modern game. Now, they wouldn't

487
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,440
change all the rules like this, not something this drastic.

488
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 2: I mean literally, there's a dock on the Baltimore Ravens

489
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,559
who want to know.

490
00:23:10,759 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 3: But they didn't change their rules.

491
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Speaker 2: So I mean they literally say, you couldn't do half

492
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,960
the ship we were doing back then. Now you can.

493
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 3: But they didn't change the way the player. You know

494
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,880
what I'm saying. It would be like if they changed

495
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,680
like Canadian rules or something, it would be that where

496
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you can be running toward the line of scrimmage at

497
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,400
the snap. They would never do that that drastic to

498
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,480
offensive defense. So I don't know, I just feel like

499
00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:32,440
it recks the integrity of the records when you do

500
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stuff like this.

501
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Speaker 2: You know what, you know what I think they could

502
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:40,799
get away. They could change holding penalties on the defense.

503
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:45,039
On the offensive line, I could see them manipulate less

504
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,960
less holding give these guys a better chance because they.

505
00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:51,839
Speaker 3: Already do it every play from you know.

506
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,599
Speaker 2: But I think you're going to see less less calls

507
00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:59,519
because this allows this allows the the offensive line to

508
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:01,319
have a better chance because it just seems like they're

509
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:05,240
getting murked by these defensive linemen. Now, these defensive linemen

510
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:09,599
are so big athletic, that's just big men's you know,

511
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,880
they're just big guys. They're super duper quick, like guys

512
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,079
that big aren't supposed to be that fast.

513
00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.

514
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've said this before, Like you want to make

515
00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:29,519
special teams say interesting but much see TV land minds.

516
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:35,799
Speaker 2: You listen, No, dude, Before you get to that, you

517
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:39,519
need to add two things that always super charge anything

518
00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:45,720
you're watching, and that is Asian hookers, okay, and animal attacks.

519
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,839
If you put either of those into the game, you're

520
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,559
getting more eyeballs for sure.

521
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 3: How do you integrate Asian hookers? Are you talking about

522
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,240
making them the cheerleaders? What are we saying?

523
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,039
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's like, hey, dude, like one of these

524
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,680
chicks is gonna get up tonight. Who's he going to be?

525
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,799
And then and maybe we could have someone where you

526
00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:09,079
could vote, like what player has to bang what Asian hooker? Right?

527
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 3: Winning the winning team their MVP gets the bang the

528
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,039
agent hookers.

529
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 2: No, okay, here's how it goes. This is now we

530
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,640
add some cooking to it. Winning MVP gets to bang

531
00:25:19,759 --> 00:25:23,599
the other team's Asian hooker. Now you're fighting even harder.

532
00:25:24,519 --> 00:25:26,240
Now you're fighting even harder.

533
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: The whole team gets.

534
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Now you've just totally raised the stakes on this scenario.

535
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:41,039
Winning team runs a train on losing teams Asian hookers.

536
00:25:39,759 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 3: That's a I don't even know what to call that run.

537
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 2: Not a train, but a team runs a team rade.

538
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't h I think that's great

539
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,680
for the team, but I really do think it's terrible

540
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,519
for the Asian hooker.

541
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Speaker 2: Hey, dude, they get paid pretty well and they're probably

542
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,240
being traffic. To be honest with you, they're fine.

543
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 3: And exposure they may do.

544
00:26:02,799 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: They get to be in a calendar.

545
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: Week, make a calendar of that.

546
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: They get to be a.

547
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 3: Calendar They're getting so much you know, on social media

548
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,640
from this. That'll be it. They'll love it, the.

549
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 2: Dude, their only fans will explode. Bro.

550
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they can promote their dance see the chick.

551
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,319
Speaker 2: That the the New Orleans Saints ran a train on?

552
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 3: Oh dude, can you imagine how much guys would pay

553
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,240
to like bang the chick that Tom Brady? Fuck? You

554
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:29,680
know what I mean?

555
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 2: Oh? Because you know what, dude, think about this, right,

556
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,279
think about every time the Buffalo Bills win, like a

557
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:40,000
playoff game or something, they always donate to the other

558
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,119
team's biggest charity, right the Bills. So now just imagine

559
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,640
I yeah, So now you're an only fans model. You're

560
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,599
an Asian hooker cheering on your team. Your team loses

561
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,559
to the Bills. The Bills are so excited all their

562
00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:58,519
fans subscribe your only fans. It's it's it's what they

563
00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:01,559
call a ring wren of Okay, it's a ring wren.

564
00:27:03,519 --> 00:27:07,599
Speaker 1: I see what you did that. The Buffalo Bills fans

565
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,440
really are the swifties of the NFL.

566
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:11,839
Speaker 2: They really are. They really are.

567
00:27:12,559 --> 00:27:15,759
Speaker 1: Let's get a cost. Oh they they kicker that missed

568
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,559
the field goal and we won the game. His dog died.

569
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,160
Let's raise a billion dollars. Yeah, hey, guess what, man,

570
00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:23,880
My dog died when I was a kid. It was

571
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,119
my money. Why you didn't miss a field goal? Why

572
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,759
will you haven't give me a chance to miss? When

573
00:27:29,759 --> 00:27:32,160
I promise I'll miss? Dude.

574
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 3: I went to see the Angels play the Braves the

575
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:39,960
other day, and it is such a superior experience to

576
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,079
going to see the Dodgers play nine.

577
00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 2: No, dude, I'll fucking fight you. You live.

578
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 3: It was so much easier for me to get there.

579
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,079
It's thirty miles better. No, well to me, that's better.

580
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:51,599
Speaker 2: It took me.

581
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 3: It took me probably thirty minutes less to drive the

582
00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:56,759
thirty miles than it would the ten miles to get

583
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:59,640
the Dodger Stadium. Pulled in, no traffic at all, just

584
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,400
part right in the space right by the stadium. Went

585
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,359
in there. Nobody yelling at me, give me the middle

586
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,480
finger for wearing my braves gear. Just everybody smiling or

587
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,440
by happy, went in and sat down. They were like

588
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,759
a whole row, very front row, one hundred dollars a ticket,

589
00:28:14,079 --> 00:28:17,119
front row, right behind the braves. Dug out left, got

590
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,519
out in five minutes, was back home thirty minutes later.

591
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,200
It's the best thing I think. I'm an Angels fan,

592
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:26,640
though they're my team, they're my second team. Yeah, I mean,

593
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,240
you know, as much as you can, I don't really

594
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,799
give yeah, are they really?

595
00:28:29,799 --> 00:28:30,559
Speaker 1: I mean, I've.

596
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:33,559
Speaker 2: Always loved I've always loved Mike Trout, but I mean,

597
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,960
I mean hard to love. It's really hard to love

598
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,799
when you can never play ever ever and it's like,

599
00:28:41,079 --> 00:28:44,000
oh they should trade him. Who wants that guy? He's

600
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,279
so broken down, I mean, just the world and it

601
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,000
just probably couldn't You remember when that scandal came out that

602
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,680
somebody high up at Major League baseball. They're one of

603
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,440
their kids. Was like, and everyone knows Mike Trout is

604
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,000
fucking using and everyone's like, oh no, really, that's not true.

605
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,400
And then you're like, dude, his body breaks down all

606
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,799
the time, like he's he's just juicing constantly.

607
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:08,599
Speaker 3: I mean, he's only thirty three. You know, if he

608
00:29:08,599 --> 00:29:10,119
could ever get it together, he could still have a

609
00:29:10,119 --> 00:29:13,640
good little run to finish his career. But I'm worried

610
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:18,839
that's the way Acunya is going to. But yeah, anyway,

611
00:29:19,079 --> 00:29:21,599
Angel Stadium beautiful place. You know, it's I mean it's

612
00:29:21,599 --> 00:29:24,279
not it's not got charisma. It's not got the charisma

613
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,519
of Dodger Stadium.

614
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:29,079
Speaker 1: But going to it's like going to fucking amusement park

615
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:29,440
or something.

616
00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:31,839
Speaker 3: That's exactly what it felt like. Yeah, and that's kind

617
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,440
of what I liked about it. It felt like Disney is.

618
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, inside of itn't akia inside of it.

619
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a triple It's kind of like

620
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,480
going to a trip, a triple A game or something.

621
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,400
And I and I like that about it. God bless

622
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,119
the Angels. I'd say you should.

623
00:29:44,839 --> 00:29:49,359
Speaker 2: Have that that team should be the one to move

624
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,200
into either get a new old owner, or move to

625
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,759
either Vegas or somewhere because your owner sucks.

626
00:29:59,559 --> 00:30:01,359
Speaker 3: There's all they play in next year? Are they playing

627
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,279
in Vegas next year?

628
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: You know what's so fucking weird is like there's actually

629
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:13,279
a baseball stadium in Vegas where the local team plays

630
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,319
that they could, like, they could go there. If I'm Vegas,

631
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,000
I don't want anything to do with the Oakland Athletics. Yeah,

632
00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:21,359
you'd love a team, but with that owner, why would

633
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,319
you want that owner?

634
00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:25,279
Speaker 3: Well, maybe they'll start making some money next year and

635
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:29,079
then they can spend some money. Hopefully.

636
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:33,359
Speaker 1: It's weird. So what now they how soon do you

637
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,720
think its NBA team? Okay?

638
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,759
Speaker 2: I think within five years.

639
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:41,119
Speaker 3: They're playing at Sutter Health Park, the home of the

640
00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:42,880
Sacramento river Cats, next year.

641
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: Why do the minor league teams get the best names

642
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,240
and the major league teams get the worst name? The

643
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,720
river Cats river Cats is a thousand times better than

644
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:59,200
the Guardians, like the Savannah Bananas.

645
00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:01,039
Speaker 1: Bananas are great.

646
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,119
Speaker 2: The only one that gets it is is the the

647
00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:09,240
Seattle They got the cracking and of course if they

648
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,160
if they do get a basketball team, it will be

649
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,599
the Sonics, as it should be. You know, a great

650
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,559
as it should be.

651
00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:19,799
Speaker 3: You know, we have the Mudcats. The Carolina Mudcats are good.

652
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: Mine about the rail Yeah.

653
00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:24,039
Speaker 2: And just a bunch of fat white chicks hang it out?

654
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: What about the rail What is there?

655
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 2: Mask kind of guy who's like only thirteen people pet

656
00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:30,599
on me?

657
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,599
Speaker 1: What more?

658
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,359
Speaker 2: Beat on me? That that's their mouth.

659
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: It's the naked, fucking fat guy. The rail Cats. That's

660
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,079
Gary in the end. That was touch Chicago. Is that

661
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,640
real cat? Yeah? The rail Cats. And it's right along

662
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,400
the south Shore where you take the train right there.

663
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,799
Gary is so bad. When I was growing up, Sam,

664
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,559
I was in That's all bad?

665
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:53,839
Speaker 2: Was it?

666
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:56,279
Speaker 1: We played We played Gary and basketball. We had a

667
00:31:56,359 --> 00:32:01,000
pretty okay team, uh and we're talking about thirteen year olds, right.

668
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:05,200
They beat us like eighty seven to fifty two. They

669
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,240
were dunking. I mean people were dunking in this game.

670
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,200
Some of the players drove themselves to and from the game,

671
00:32:11,319 --> 00:32:13,119
these thirteen year olds because they've been in fucking the

672
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,079
eighth grade for so long. They beat us by thirty

673
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,960
and we get on the bus and we're taking the

674
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,319
bus out of Gary and they just lined up and

675
00:32:20,319 --> 00:32:22,559
were throwing rocks like all the way through our bus.

676
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:24,039
Like we had to get under our seats. I'm like,

677
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,920
you beat us by thirty Are you throwing rocks at our.

678
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 2: What percentage of that team do you think are incarcerated

679
00:32:31,319 --> 00:32:33,160
right now? If you had, if you just had to

680
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,160
make a guess.

681
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: Well, Sean Kemp was on that team. Really no, But

682
00:32:38,319 --> 00:32:40,880
I mean that's the fucking part of the fucking world

683
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,599
that I was. That's the neck of the woods where

684
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,680
he came up. But no incarcerated. Well, eleven of them

685
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,400
went to the NBA.

686
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:53,759
Speaker 2: Really yeah, are you just making shit up right now?

687
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: Well, the NBA part, yeah, But I mean they were

688
00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:02,279
fucking legit dunking thirteen. You old, we're dunky, though, I

689
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,599
argue at their thirteen. You know, you see those videos

690
00:33:04,759 --> 00:33:07,359
like there's no way this Little League picture is twelve.

691
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,480
You know, he's smoking a cigar and he's fucking four

692
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:13,880
the battles. You know, he's got a full on beard.

693
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,480
They're like, oh, this twelve year old loves baseball and

694
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,480
he loves dinosaurus. You're like that it's a grown man

695
00:33:19,599 --> 00:33:22,880
right there. That's how it was playing against these guys.

696
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, damn yahn. Let me say, oh, real quick,

697
00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:32,640
do you guys think Sean Kemp should be in the

698
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,720
Hall of Fame. Yes, no, where is.

699
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: He in the scoring? Uh? Okay, where where does he

700
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:44,000
line up in his stats? Because gosh, he's close, he's

701
00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:45,039
he's a bubble.

702
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm asking chatchivt uh.

703
00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:51,279
Speaker 1: Let me see. He has no ring kids, he never

704
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,440
got a ring one.

705
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 3: He scored fifteen three and forty seven points, ranking him

706
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,680
one hundred and twentieth all time. He grabbed eight hundred

707
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,799
and eighty three eight and thirty four rebounds at seventieth

708
00:34:03,839 --> 00:34:07,160
all time, twelve thousand, I'm sorry, twelve hundred and seventy

709
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,960
nine blocks. That's just outside the top fifty. He was

710
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,239
a six six time All Star All NBA three times.

711
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,880
Uh yeah, there you go. And then he ran that

712
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,599
that great run of the finals with the SUPERSID.

713
00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:22,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, maybe not first ballot, but definitely overtake.

714
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,079
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, first bell. He hasn't he's not in.

715
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:28,079
He stopped playing twenty years ago. I mean, it's.

716
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: Crazy, Oh, I suit you need.

717
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. Should be in the NBA, in the

718
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,679
NBA Hall of Fame. It's it's offensive.

719
00:34:40,039 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: That he hasn't gotten in yet. Yeah, for sure, Bro,

720
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:46,159
who's gotten in ahead of him? That you think took

721
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:46,639
his spot?

722
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,159
Speaker 3: Oh, don't get him started.

723
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,559
Speaker 2: I mean right now, that's in. Oh man, that's a

724
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:56,320
great question. Like they're gonna put dram I mean Draymond

725
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,760
Green has the rings. He just didn't have the game.

726
00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:04,159
I mean, uh, they're gonna throw kamel Anthony in. They're

727
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:05,079
gonna throw.

728
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, he had He He doesn't think Kamello

729
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,400
should be in because he doesn't have the no, but

730
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,679
he had that.

731
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,159
Speaker 2: I've never said that. What I said is Kamelo Anthony

732
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,880
is the top seventy five player of all time. That's

733
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,639
all I've said. And I've said Klay Thompson should be

734
00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:23,760
on there before him and Dwight.

735
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,679
Speaker 3: Do you think Sean Kim should be in the Hall

736
00:35:25,679 --> 00:35:28,119
of Fame before before?

737
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:28,599
Speaker 1: Call?

738
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 3: Yes, it's crazy.

739
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: I you're just forgetting their their their ten year primes.

740
00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:39,239
Kamel Anthony never made his teams better. He one time

741
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,280
he got them to the final. Every time that the

742
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:46,800
team sucked, Bro, they always suck because he ball isolator. Dude,

743
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:51,039
if please explain to me how Gary Payton's in and

744
00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:53,280
then and then and then Sean Kemp is it? Well,

745
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,039
Gary Payton won a fucking ring with the with Miami.

746
00:35:57,159 --> 00:36:00,239
And by the way, I love Gary Payton. What we

747
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,880
want to plowing round with Miami. Yeah, dude, he was

748
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,880
just along for the ride. And that's no disrespect.

749
00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:10,519
Speaker 3: But dude, Carmelo's got almost as many rebounds as Sean Kemp.

750
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: Dude, Sean Kemp was a part of a team that

751
00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:21,079
was like one fang with all the nasty guys one finals. Dude,

752
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:24,639
you're acting like that's nothing. You're acting like that's nothing.

753
00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:26,199
Speaker 3: I mean, it's one more than Carmelo.

754
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, and he was the second guy on there.

755
00:36:29,679 --> 00:36:32,000
Camello never got even close to that.

756
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 3: Twice as many all NBA selections, twice as many all

757
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:40,599
NBA selections. Six. Carmelo has six NBA selections, only three

758
00:36:40,639 --> 00:36:43,239
for Sean Kemp. He's ten time All Star. Yeah, the

759
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,800
scoring champion longer.

760
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: He did play longer, right.

761
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, yeah, I mean part of that. He's

762
00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:51,880
part of that Nike group that got juiced in it. Listen,

763
00:36:52,039 --> 00:36:54,920
I'm from up New York. Came Anthony's a god there.

764
00:36:55,119 --> 00:36:57,280
I'm not saying we didn't have a great career. He

765
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,880
should not be in the top seventy five. I'm sorry,

766
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:04,320
he's a great if we were great score, he's in there. Okay,

767
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,400
is he should he be in the Hall of Fame? Yeah?

768
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,840
Sure he could be a Hall of Famer. If you go,

769
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,519
Sam right now, you you you're picking for your team

770
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:19,199
Seawan Camp, Prime Seawan Camp or prime uh uh Caamell Anthony,

771
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,280
I'm taking prime Seawan Camp. I was making this guy

772
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,920
was making all thirt games. When you had Karen alone

773
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:27,920
in the.

774
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,119
Speaker 1: West, it was a different game a little bit, a

775
00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:36,039
little bit. I mean, I would probably go Carmela if

776
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:37,679
I had to go one out of the two guys.

777
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: Some super gay ship.

778
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 3: Let's even think he kind of learned to mold himself

779
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,639
a little I mean, to be a little more of

780
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:44,760
a team player with the Nuggets, like I like, because

781
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,559
then they go to they went to the conference finals,

782
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,440
right and they I mean, those are some teams that

783
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,840
were like, you know where he was, I'm still here

784
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,760
by the way, or he was uh kind of I

785
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,679
don't know. I'm more of a giving player, you know

786
00:37:57,679 --> 00:37:59,119
what I mean, Like more spread in the ball room.

787
00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, some NFL, because I got jam in a few.

788
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,039
Let's get in some NFL.

789
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: The camera is just going to be dead. I think

790
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:08,880
I gotta something's going on here.

791
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: That's the best. That's a good. Look at photos.

792
00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 2: Look at that.

793
00:38:13,679 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 3: That's that's so long ago. That's like my newspaper photo.

794
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 2: Johnny, you have an age that bad. To be honest

795
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,480
with you.

796
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,039
Speaker 1: No, but you know it's that bad when you watch

797
00:38:25,159 --> 00:38:27,760
dateline and stuff and they just keep showing like a

798
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,760
photo of one guy when they talk about them because

799
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,320
they have no video footage of him. That's what that's

800
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,719
what that photo is right there. And then his neighbor

801
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,360
knew a little too much, and then they showed that

802
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,840
photo with the neighbor. But there he is. We got

803
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,159
an action in your hand? What is that?

804
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 3: No, it's the camera that the battery died on it.

805
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: And I got at that's a fancy camera to the NFL.

806
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 2: What are we thinking? Bro? Uh? I watched one episode

807
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,519
of Hard Knocks. I love Caleb Williams.

808
00:38:58,199 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: Did you watch any of that game? I like him.

809
00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 2: I like him. He's in another gear, dude.

810
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 3: Although I will say I've heard people saying some really

811
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,199
like some of the high level you know, the guys

812
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:12,920
that I trust with, like scouting stuff on on Twitter.

813
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,960
They were saying that, look at you really got to

814
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,840
look at his completion percentage because he's not a guy

815
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,440
who's ever going to be a high completion percentage passer.

816
00:39:21,679 --> 00:39:23,719
They said, he's just not elite as a passer.

817
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, bro, he throws a nice spi Dana, Yeah,

818
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,280
I thought he doesn't even like like she likes football.

819
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,920
Baseball is her baby. But dude, I had to walk

820
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,480
out for a Segon take care or something. She goes,

821
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,000
Oh my god, I go what she goes. You should

822
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:41,679
see this guy throw a spiral. I've never seen anything

823
00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:44,280
this beautiful before. So I'm watching it in the game

824
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,480
and you're like, holy shit, this guy does throw one

825
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,519
of the most beautiful spirals I've ever seen.

826
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 3: I thought so too. Yeah, I was kind of surprised

827
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,239
to see some pushback from that, But if you look

828
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,199
at the numbers, yeah, he's not. He's not like completing

829
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,760
a ton of passes. But that do that one play

830
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,599
where he was he was almost sacked and then kind

831
00:40:02,599 --> 00:40:04,880
of came around the other side of the field and

832
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,559
then just threw it in the bucket like that bucket pass. Dude,

833
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,280
ship man, that's what got.

834
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: Great weapons too. I mean, so guy like that rookie

835
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,239
comes in, they improved their offensive line. They get DeAndre Swift,

836
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,320
he was more than adequate running back, better than what

837
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,440
they had last year by running back by committee. They

838
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,800
had three C minuses last year. And then you get

839
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,599
fucking what's his name, Keenan Allen. And you got Roman

840
00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:30,840
Dunes a who you drafted, and you already had DJ

841
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,280
Moore and Cole Commetted tight end.

842
00:40:33,519 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 2: There you got, oh yeah, they got a dude. Their

843
00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:40,840
argument it might be the best wide receiver corps out there.

844
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 3: By the way, speaking up, like Justin Fields, are you

845
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,159
seeing it seems like he's gonna take this job from

846
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,280
Russell Wilson. The local beat writers are all saying, you

847
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,159
got to make Justin Fields.

848
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:55,639
Speaker 2: Really crazy, like the bottom just fell out of Russell Wilson,

849
00:40:56,119 --> 00:41:00,559
just fell out. And here's the thing. The thing, what

850
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,639
role did Pete Carroll have and that guy being great

851
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,199
his system?

852
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 3: Well, dude, that's what I'm hoping our coach is from

853
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,880
that system. I'm hoping. I'm praying that he's liking do

854
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,679
the quarterback miracle he did with Baker Mayfield last year

855
00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,679
a Tampa. I'm hoping he can do it with our guy.

856
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,559
Speaker 1: See, I hope not. I really do hope not.

857
00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 3: But but yeah, dude, I mean the bottom fell out. Yeah, totally.

858
00:41:24,039 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: Did you watch any of Hit. I mean, he finally

859
00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:28,880
I guess he's been injured in camp. He finally gets

860
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,079
to start Russell Wilson and he gets sacked I think

861
00:41:32,119 --> 00:41:34,559
three times on the first drive, and you're like, damn,

862
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,639
he's right back where he left off. I mean, he

863
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,599
just looks, not to say, he looks like he doesn't

864
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:43,920
know what to fucking do. He's running for his life.

865
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,920
And then uh, it wasn't name, Justin Fields came in.

866
00:41:47,039 --> 00:41:48,960
He looked pretty good. Yeah, I think he might win

867
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,760
that fucking job.

868
00:41:50,199 --> 00:41:51,559
Speaker 3: It's crazy to think about.

869
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: I mean, and they got both of him for two

870
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,360
million bucks. It's not even like.

871
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it doesn't hurt him either way.

872
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: They don't give a flying fuck. Hey ever wins his job,

873
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:05,199
wins his job, but it'll be that'll be fucking interest.

874
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,079
See what do you think about your Raiders, Sam, I

875
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:08,360
haven't really seen much of those.

876
00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:11,079
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm I'm

877
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:16,159
I'm I was hoping for Gardner Minshew however, Gardner Binton however,

878
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:20,199
you pronounce his name. I was hoping for him.

879
00:42:20,599 --> 00:42:24,119
Speaker 3: He is starting right, so he is, you know, And.

880
00:42:24,159 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 2: Somebody said it Ben Mahler, Well, I love listen to

881
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,239
it night. Ben Mahler and Rob Parker. They're on Fox

882
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,639
Sports Radio right now. That's a fire sports show. When

883
00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:38,559
those two get together, it's like fire. But he was

884
00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:41,559
talking about how Garden Minshew's gonna be like he's gonna

885
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:45,079
be okay for about six games. He's gonna be fucking

886
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:50,159
you know, he's gonna be probably like adequate for six games.

887
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,400
Eight games. Then there's gonna be like six games where

888
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,679
he has fucking stinkers.

889
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,639
Speaker 1: There a couple of games.

890
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: Where he wins it for you.

891
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 3: He reminds me who's he like, He's like Fitzpatrick, right,

892
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,599
He's like one of those guys, like.

893
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: Another great example, same guy.

894
00:43:06,519 --> 00:43:11,039
Speaker 2: Or here's the problem with the Dodgers, I mean the Raiders.

895
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,480
Here's the problem. They're afraid to be shitty. They're just

896
00:43:15,519 --> 00:43:19,320
afraid to be shitty because they they need to get Vegas.

897
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,960
They need to get Vegas, so they need to have

898
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,639
this really great fucking season and it's just put him

899
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:29,199
in quarterback limbo. It's like, who are you gonna get

900
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,719
they're all talking about, like it could line up that

901
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,000
we get Dak Prescott. Does that make is that well

902
00:43:35,119 --> 00:43:38,400
what you want? Is that what you want?

903
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: No?

904
00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 3: No, I mean, dude, to me, he's another like where

905
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,000
Russell Wilson is now is where he's headed, you know,

906
00:43:44,519 --> 00:43:46,039
just one of those guys who kind of made a

907
00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:49,079
living kind of getting around making little weird throws and stuff,

908
00:43:49,079 --> 00:43:51,079
but that his body is failing him.

909
00:43:51,639 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 2: I just think it's and like, dude, what are the

910
00:43:55,599 --> 00:44:01,199
chances that Trace whatever his name is, the back up

911
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:05,079
that they trade for from San Francisco? What's his name?

912
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:05,679
Speaker 1: Oh?

913
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Trey Lance.

914
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: Is there any chance that kids showing any signs that

915
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,519
they're like maybe we don't even need Oh really, Okay,

916
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,039
So I think I think I think they're gonna move

917
00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:23,480
off of Dak. I think they know that he's not

918
00:44:23,519 --> 00:44:25,239
gonna win a super Bowl for them.

919
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: I think he's overrated Dak. I just think.

920
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,079
Speaker 2: Like, either either you got the man or you don't

921
00:44:33,119 --> 00:44:36,039
got the man. That's how goes. There's no in between.

922
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:42,320
Either you got the man or you don't got the man.

923
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 3: You said that you turn in like Steven A. Smith

924
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,039
For a second, there that was great.

925
00:44:46,159 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 2: You got the man? Oh you don't got the man?

926
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 3: What do you guys think about? What do you guys

927
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:52,760
think about?

928
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 2: Oh? No, the real question is what do you think

929
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,719
about your team? Johnny, second year of your.

930
00:44:57,679 --> 00:45:01,599
Speaker 3: Quarterback, they're not gonna be good that. I think he'll

931
00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:02,239
be better.

932
00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 2: Better than he was last year.

933
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,519
Speaker 3: I think you will. Yeah, it looked. I mean they're

934
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,280
they're doing dude, they're doing this weird thing and a

935
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,320
lot of teams are now. They're just not playing their

936
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,480
starters because they're having these innsquad games or the intersquad practices,

937
00:45:15,039 --> 00:45:16,920
so they're kind of saving their real ship.

938
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: For those preseasons. Should just be done.

939
00:45:19,599 --> 00:45:22,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's it's pointless now. I mean, they

940
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:25,320
haven't started think about how bad they were. They bryce

941
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,599
Young a single preseason snap so far. He hasn't played

942
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:32,119
one snap in the preseason. They've been letting and not

943
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:34,079
even the backup, not even Dalton. They're not even letting

944
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:37,159
any Dalton play preseason snaps. It's just the guy that's

945
00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:38,719
not even gonna be on the team might be the

946
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:43,480
emergency third quarterback. And would you no, I guess yeah,

947
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,960
you're bad. Don't you want to get better. Isn't that

948
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,960
how you get better? Actually, a little game pressure.

949
00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:50,039
Speaker 1: And stuff, the joint practices is how they get bat.

950
00:45:50,079 --> 00:45:52,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right, no, because you can get on

951
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,039
you know.

952
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,039
Speaker 1: This is just for them to sell fucking seats and

953
00:45:57,159 --> 00:46:01,280
fucking PEPSI and fucking Budviser. No, yeah, I make money

954
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:01,800
and it's you know.

955
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

956
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 3: And the NFC South has an easy schedule. You know that, Jason.

957
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,440
I think the Falcons have like the easiest schedule in

958
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:07,960
the NFL.

959
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: Uh twice.

960
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean seriously, you got I mean all

961
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:14,440
the NFC South has an easy schedule because of the

962
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,000
division we're playing, and uh, I am the Panthers will

963
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,199
be better, I think, but I just don't.

964
00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:24,639
Speaker 2: Do you think they regret taking him?

965
00:46:25,039 --> 00:46:27,199
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I mean they regret that trade, of course,

966
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,400
because they could have just tanked last year, which they

967
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,280
did kind of anyway.

968
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: And I mean, you made the Bears. You made everybody

969
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,599
I just listed that's on the Bears is because of

970
00:46:35,639 --> 00:46:36,119
that trade.

971
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, of course they should not have

972
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,079
done that in hindsight, But the jury is still out

973
00:46:41,079 --> 00:46:43,079
on the guy. We'll see. I don't know, I don't know.

974
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:43,639
Speaker 2: I mean.

975
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,159
Speaker 3: That He lit up the Jets defense in that joint

976
00:46:47,159 --> 00:46:49,280
practice the other day, and the Jets are supposed to

977
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,000
have one of the best, you know, top five defense.

978
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: He's a good quarterback, bro, He's just so small that

979
00:46:55,039 --> 00:46:57,679
you gotta have everything around him perfect.

980
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 3: Well, they firmed up the offensive line, so that was

981
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,280
one thing they did do. They bought a couple of

982
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,760
guards who are solid. I don't know, man, you know,

983
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,280
it could go the way. Really, what they need to

984
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,920
do is suck again. Though I don't hope they don't

985
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,880
win too many games because they need they finally have

986
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,599
their first you know this?

987
00:47:13,679 --> 00:47:19,079
Speaker 1: Yeh? Yeah? I read a thing that when he like

988
00:47:19,159 --> 00:47:21,800
fucks up at practice, the coaches penned like notes to

989
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,079
his fucking sweater for his mommy to see.

990
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, what just happened here?

991
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Did you break up or something?

992
00:47:31,119 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 2: No, I'm joking, Hey, Sam, before you go, I want

993
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,880
to see because I did actually write this down right here,

994
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,239
and I want to hear what you thought about that?

995
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: Did you guys watch? Is he out of signing? Fight?

996
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

997
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:44,119
Speaker 1: That's what did you think about it?

998
00:47:49,039 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? A lot of people did a lot of people did?

999
00:47:51,559 --> 00:47:56,239
I You know, the thing about d DP is that

1000
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,960
he doesn't he doesn't have that signature thing that makes

1001
00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:03,159
should go oh, this is the electric part of his game.

1002
00:48:03,559 --> 00:48:08,519
Anderson Silva's striking, Kabeb's wrestling, so there's nothing to put

1003
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,920
You're like, oh, this is his thing. Like Strickland, he's

1004
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,760
got that Philly shell and he just stays. He's constant pressure,

1005
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,119
so you're like, oh, that's how he beats you with. Dude.

1006
00:48:19,119 --> 00:48:21,719
Plus he you don't know, he doesn't end at one thing.

1007
00:48:22,159 --> 00:48:24,719
He is literally a mixed martial artist. I know it

1008
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,800
sounds crazy saying that, but he can beat you everywhere.

1009
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,480
But the thing that's great about him is he's kind

1010
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,360
of one of these old school boxers that goes through

1011
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,800
wars to win, right, Like he's gonna he's gonna hurt you,

1012
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,519
but he's gonna take so much damage doing it to

1013
00:48:39,639 --> 00:48:42,559
the point you think he might be losing, and then

1014
00:48:42,599 --> 00:48:45,360
he wins. Now. I do think he lost to Strickland,

1015
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:48,239
that's my opinion. I don't think he beats Strickland. I

1016
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:52,079
think there's a political shit involved. But you know, I

1017
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,960
think that you know, we're starting to see the end

1018
00:48:56,079 --> 00:49:01,360
of is he because is he is? Is he is great?

1019
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:06,000
There's something about him that resonates with people. Good looking,

1020
00:49:06,559 --> 00:49:11,719
slick black guy, people, shiny people love that shit. But

1021
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,760
if you watch him, he got one to so many decisions.

1022
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:19,079
I'm not saying he's not a great striker, but you know,

1023
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,519
he wasn't the guy that finished a lot of people.

1024
00:49:23,079 --> 00:49:26,679
And so I don't think people are ry like there's like,

1025
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:31,760
I'm gonna be honest with you, there's some racism in sports.

1026
00:49:32,519 --> 00:49:37,360
What that we automatically think the black athlete is the

1027
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,599
superior athlete.

1028
00:49:39,199 --> 00:49:41,679
Speaker 1: I've never said that all the way back to World

1029
00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,760
War Two. I've never said.

1030
00:49:44,159 --> 00:49:47,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're very shocked when it goes the other way.

1031
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:53,480
And I've said this before. You know, UFC is on Disney.

1032
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:59,000
Disney loves cultural Marxism. They really love playing into those stereotypes.

1033
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,559
Speaker 3: Johnny ESPN, I got you, okay.

1034
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well USC is on Disney, which is ESPN. ESPN

1035
00:50:07,519 --> 00:50:13,000
loves those stereotypes. Like ESPN loves having gay men talk

1036
00:50:13,039 --> 00:50:16,559
to women about football. It is ituned one night, dude.

1037
00:50:16,599 --> 00:50:19,559
It is the most metrosexual looking dudes I've ever seen

1038
00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:22,559
in my life talking to a chick about the sport,

1039
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,760
about coming up NFL games, because you naturally see that

1040
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,280
all the time. You'll naturally the time to a buffalo.

1041
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,679
Speaker 1: How many times I've walked in justin Martindale talking to

1042
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,599
my girlfriend about, uh, you know, who's got better striking

1043
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,679
in the baltiweight division. And I'm like, you go, girls,

1044
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:44,599
I'm just gonna go out there and get my hair teased.

1045
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,239
You guys keep talking sports. Yeah, write that.

1046
00:50:48,559 --> 00:50:53,199
Speaker 4: Right after this, they had they had a chick with

1047
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:58,480
a speech impediment who was running the conversation and it

1048
00:50:58,599 --> 00:50:59,960
was a zoom conversation.

1049
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 2: That's how bad it is at ESPN. They're now doing

1050
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:09,280
zoom shows. It's like, you're done, dude, stick a forking. Uh,

1051
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,840
You're just done. And you're just like, wow, hey, let's

1052
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,840
go to our favorite biracial, bisexual talking head. Let's see

1053
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,360
what he thought he excuse me. They then thought about

1054
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,800
the latest UFC fight.

1055
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,119
Speaker 3: Think about what ESPN used to be. Think about in

1056
00:51:24,159 --> 00:51:26,920
like the late nineties, early two thousands, the personalities on there.

1057
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,199
You had Chris Berman, great guys, you had Dan Patrick,

1058
00:51:31,039 --> 00:51:34,079
you had Kenny Maine. I mean, these guys are legends

1059
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:38,519
of broadcast. You had Rich Rich Eyes, Oh what a cat?

1060
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:39,960
And now I mean if you go on there now,

1061
00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:42,519
is it anybody that's memorable at all that you'll remember

1062
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,039
other than maybe they got a bigger, fat ass that's sexy,

1063
00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:47,039
you know that. A couple of those women.

1064
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,199
Speaker 2: And it's just it's absolutely ridiculous, to the point that.

1065
00:51:50,079 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: They couldn't fucking talking had personality right now.

1066
00:51:57,559 --> 00:52:03,039
Speaker 2: With the speech impediment talking football people people posted a

1067
00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:08,079
picture of Lou Holtz, uh he talked him talking football

1068
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:08,719
on ESPN.

1069
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 3: Woltz was a professional football coach.

1070
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,679
Speaker 2: I mean, a guy that won a national championship at

1071
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,719
Notre Dame. That guy, it's.

1072
00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:17,679
Speaker 3: An all time great coach. What are we talking about

1073
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:18,920
the fuck out here?

1074
00:52:19,039 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, I mean he does sound like his teeth

1075
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,880
are gonna go flying across if they would.

1076
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 3: They look at the definitely Notre Dame gonna win by

1077
00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:33,760
forty five points, but they haven't won a game all year.

1078
00:52:34,079 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna win. Just watch for the Notre Dame

1079
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,280
to really break out the FIP.

1080
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: I was watching ESPN the other day and they had

1081
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,880
a pregnant woman on the sidelines, which is fine, I swear,

1082
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,880
I'm telling I'm not gonna go that way, and they go,

1083
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,840
let's go to our new correspondent on the side of

1084
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,280
that's Jill, what are your your fetus thing? She's stands there,

1085
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,599
she takes the mic, shoves it right down by her

1086
00:52:56,679 --> 00:52:59,559
clam and I gotta listen to this fucking what seven

1087
00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:03,119
month old? Maybe tell me what he thinks about offensive tackles.

1088
00:53:03,519 --> 00:53:04,639
I'm out of ESPN.

1089
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:17,119
Speaker 2: Holy ship, dude, THEO Vaughn Donald Trump?

1090
00:53:18,199 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

1091
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,559
Speaker 2: We live in a timeline or field.

1092
00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:27,039
Speaker 3: Vaughn, you joke couse, Donald Trump? You're sure it's not

1093
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,119
like an impression, you know, someone doing an impression of

1094
00:53:29,159 --> 00:53:29,599
Donald Trump.

1095
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: We'll send this rate.

1096
00:53:31,199 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 3: You can't believe that right now? Jeff Richards, dude, that's right.

1097
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,400
Oh my god, I see it.

1098
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: I have it.

1099
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 2: Oh my.

1100
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: Everybody knows what you're doing on January sixth, But what

1101
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:48,440
was on January seventh?

1102
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: Put a sports coat on for this? Can you believe

1103
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,840
that God put a sports.

1104
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 2: How crazy is that?

1105
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,039
Speaker 1: Damn? Have you seen this thing? Or Johnny, have you

1106
00:54:00,119 --> 00:54:01,400
seen this thing? Call?

1107
00:54:01,599 --> 00:54:03,519
Speaker 3: He interviewed Bernie Sanders earlier this week.

1108
00:54:03,639 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: I did see that. I saw him interview Bernie Sanders. Sorry,

1109
00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:10,119
you know, have you seen this thing called car Jiujitsu?

1110
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:12,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so recharged.

1111
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 3: Never heard of it.

1112
00:54:14,039 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: You've never heard of it, Johnny, You've never heard.

1113
00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 3: Of cars in the car, because that's what.

1114
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you and I and we got to stand

1115
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,360
outside the car, right, and then you and I both

1116
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,800
get in the front seat. Here's the rubb though.

1117
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 2: Oh you start in the front seat.

1118
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: No no, no, you start outside the car. Then you

1119
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,760
get in the car, You shut the door, you put

1120
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,840
your seatbelts on.

1121
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 3: Its seat belt choking.

1122
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: You both raise your hand like this and it is

1123
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,800
a straight up seat belt choke off. First person to

1124
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,239
get there, the guy I saw win like three matches

1125
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,760
in a row. He had the easiest move. He goes

1126
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,960
right for the seatbelt, right.

1127
00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:51,519
Speaker 2: Dude, I cannot believe theo von is talking cocaine with

1128
00:54:51,519 --> 00:54:52,800
with Donald Trump?

1129
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 3: Did he talk cocaine?

1130
00:54:55,239 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, yeah yeah.

1131
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 3: This is USA versus Russia car jujitsu.

1132
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, that's not They got to go in

1133
00:55:07,079 --> 00:55:07,800
the car first.

1134
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so dumb. It is so dumb.

1135
00:55:11,199 --> 00:55:12,559
Speaker 3: Are you allowed to try to get out of the

1136
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:13,320
car or is that.

1137
00:55:13,599 --> 00:55:15,599
Speaker 1: You can go like that? Get someone like an arm,

1138
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,760
like a leg bar or something.

1139
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,280
Speaker 3: Wait, what's this girl doing in there?

1140
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,280
Speaker 2: She's not fighting a guy.

1141
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's practicing fighting off rate. Well, those two guys

1142
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,559
are doing car jujitsu.

1143
00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:31,679
Speaker 3: Now, are you allowed to just try to break somebody's

1144
00:55:31,679 --> 00:55:33,000
foot in jiu jitsu or anything?

1145
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 2: Just like, hey on them, they got tap, it's on them.

1146
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,639
Speaker 1: It's like an ankle. What do they call that? He'll he'll?

1147
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 3: But what can you do that thing where you just

1148
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,920
you know, my dad used to just pull my toe

1149
00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:46,000
really hard and it hurt really batter. Are you allowed

1150
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,440
to do that, just pull on somebody's toe.

1151
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,039
Speaker 1: That sounds like child on the station? You know you're

1152
00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:54,239
not allowed to do that to a child? Can you

1153
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,519
just try to pull some on your toe?

1154
00:55:58,119 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 3: Like like you know how you know how you're you're

1155
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:01,599
you ever have somebody like when you're a kid do

1156
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:03,840
like how does a mule eak corn? Do you know

1157
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,599
that one that might be a Southern thing? And then

1158
00:56:05,639 --> 00:56:07,559
they like it's like a Charlie horse, you know, where

1159
00:56:07,559 --> 00:56:10,159
you grab somebody's leg and like it's kind of Indian

1160
00:56:10,199 --> 00:56:11,519
sunburn and something like that.

1161
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,519
Speaker 1: Where you twist their legs.

1162
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,679
Speaker 3: No, just like on the on your quad, if you

1163
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,760
really pinch hard on your quad, it kind of hurts

1164
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,199
It's an uncomfortable thing, that feeling that that would there'd

1165
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,119
be a joke that in the South kids would do

1166
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:26,079
to each other, Our parents would do. The kids be like, hey,

1167
00:56:26,079 --> 00:56:27,599
how does a mule eat corn? And then you go

1168
00:56:27,679 --> 00:56:29,199
up and just pinch the shit out of them on

1169
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,920
their quad. But where you can do the same thing

1170
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,719
on somebody's toe if you just pull it like this,

1171
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,880
take your two fingers right here, pull on somebic's toe.

1172
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,480
It hurts like a bitch. And that's something that parents

1173
00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:40,320
used to do to children in the South. You know,

1174
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,639
they're just pulling in the like as a joke though,

1175
00:56:42,679 --> 00:56:44,679
like hey, I'm gonna get your toe boy, that kind

1176
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:44,960
of thing.

1177
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not jiu jitsu.

1178
00:56:47,639 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 3: But I wonder if you're allowed to do that in

1179
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,800
jiu jitsu, because it's the most painful thing in the world.

1180
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: Really, imagine you could do anything.

1181
00:56:53,760 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 3: Really you can't put your fingers.

1182
00:56:58,679 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 2: Say that again. I did what.

1183
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 3: He was a panted.

1184
00:57:02,639 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 2: I did what with my thought.

1185
00:57:06,519 --> 00:57:08,519
Speaker 1: I'm glad you filled podcast.

1186
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 3: Right now he's watching he's watching Trump and THEO.

1187
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 2: All right, I gotta go, guys, we gotta do the

1188
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,239
regular We got live streaming.

1189
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it more.

1190
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:18,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1191
00:57:19,159 --> 00:57:20,679
Speaker 3: We're live streaming everything now.

1192
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should stream Bye guys.

1193
00:57:25,199 --> 00:57:29,239
Speaker 3: Bye, dude, he's gone. He's gone. If you didn't talk

1194
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,719
fantasy with him.

1195
00:57:31,199 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask him if he was gonna be

1196
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,159
in the fantasy league.

1197
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,079
Speaker 3: He said he yeah, he said he was in. I

1198
00:57:35,079 --> 00:57:36,960
asked him about the date and everything we did. You

1199
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,599
see the date. Does that work for you? It's right

1200
00:57:38,679 --> 00:57:40,079
like the Sunday before Labor Day.

1201
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, that works for me. We got to we should

1202
00:57:43,519 --> 00:57:45,320
stream that one live too, because.

1203
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 3: That's always live. Ye send me a message on Instagram,

1204
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,880
but I'll get back to you, Casper, I just been slammed. Ah,

1205
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:53,760
but yeah, we're.

1206
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,559
Speaker 1: We're gonna so we'll do that. We'll live stream that.

1207
00:57:58,199 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 3: I'm so glad footballs back. By the way, are you

1208
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,320
just glad football is back? I missed it.

1209
00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:05,119
Speaker 1: I was surprised how much I missed it. And it

1210
00:58:05,239 --> 00:58:07,239
was a very kind of us somewhat of a boring

1211
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,239
summer sports wise. And now everybody's whose team is doing well,

1212
00:58:11,239 --> 00:58:14,239
it's gonna text me right now. You're fucking been bored,

1213
00:58:14,519 --> 00:58:19,719
fucking But for me, it's been very quiet summer of sports.

1214
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,639
So I am glad that uh that football is gonna

1215
00:58:22,639 --> 00:58:24,360
be back and excited with coag football. We got it.

1216
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,400
We'll stream that. So now we have from today that

1217
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:32,239
I would imagine that is what about twelve days until

1218
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,280
we have our fantasy draft. So we've got a square away.

1219
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,079
Who's going to be in the league this year. We

1220
00:58:37,199 --> 00:58:42,039
got me and you, John, I mean Sammy obviously T Dobbs.

1221
00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:45,119
So everybody else hit us up, let us know who's in,

1222
00:58:45,159 --> 00:58:45,679
who's out.

1223
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 3: I think we've got I think a lot of people

1224
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,079
have already re upped. Let me see.

1225
00:58:49,079 --> 00:58:51,559
Speaker 1: Hold on, we might only have like a spot or two.

1226
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we might have a couple.

1227
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:55,199
Speaker 1: But I.

1228
00:58:58,159 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

1229
00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:04,119
By the way I saw you, you did all your

1230
00:59:04,159 --> 00:59:06,440
bragging about fantasy baseball, and then my team won like

1231
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,880
eight games in a row, and I'm now well ahead

1232
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,760
of you. Looks like i'moff when you are not well.

1233
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: Four of my main guys went on the ir My.

1234
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 3: Whole team was gone. I don't I had to pick

1235
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,039
up I I had to be on those way. I

1236
00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:21,840
was trolling that waiver wire so fucking hard every day,

1237
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,079
waiting for somebody to make a mistake. And drop good players.

1238
00:59:24,159 --> 00:59:27,079
Half my team is the scraps of other of other

1239
00:59:27,159 --> 00:59:30,440
teams that thought, you know, they casted these guys away. Uh,

1240
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,840
and I welcomed them to my team and built a

1241
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:37,239
team from the scraps. It really, it's like a hot rod,

1242
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,840
you know that somebody built in the fifties from just

1243
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,199
ship they found in the scrap yard. That's what I did. Yeah,

1244
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:42,000
this team is.

1245
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,559
Speaker 1: A day You said that was a lot of passion.

1246
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,119
Speaker 3: Oh baby did I've been working so hard to build

1247
00:59:48,119 --> 00:59:50,760
this team, Uh, to keep it, to keep it above water,

1248
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:54,519
like third from bottom, and now I'm in I'm in

1249
00:59:54,599 --> 00:59:55,599
third place. No big deal.

1250
00:59:56,559 --> 00:59:58,559
Speaker 1: I mean only four make them pass. But here's what

1251
00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,840
I mean. You know what, I'm happy for you. I

1252
01:00:01,039 --> 01:00:06,199
will not make class, but no, you won't. I will.

1253
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:11,199
I'm thinking, I hate how like on a Tuesday, you

1254
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,039
got a guy that goes on the I R and

1255
01:00:13,079 --> 01:00:14,840
you can't just swap somebody else. Stupid.

1256
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know what, you know what for four games?

1257
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,960
You know why they did that is because I used

1258
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,599
to set my lineup every day in basketball, and people

1259
01:00:22,679 --> 01:00:24,599
were like, dude, he split it to me, He's trying

1260
01:00:24,679 --> 01:00:26,679
too hard. So they made it so that none of

1261
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,280
us the lineup's lock every week for basketball and baseball.

1262
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:34,239
Speaker 1: Now, uh yeah, but what what what team would go, Hey,

1263
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:37,400
I lost we're playing the Let's say you're the Cubs,

1264
01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:40,320
You're playing the Dodgers four game series, you lose your

1265
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,599
second basement in the first game, and you go, well,

1266
01:00:43,199 --> 01:00:45,360
looks like we don't have a second basement for the whole.

1267
01:00:45,679 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 3: That's a good point.

1268
01:00:46,679 --> 01:00:49,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you would put in your fucking next

1269
01:00:49,519 --> 01:00:51,400
second basement the fucking next that night.

1270
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,519
Speaker 5: I totally agree that that that part of it suck. Johnny,

1271
01:00:55,559 --> 01:00:58,679
let me plug a gig real quick. Hey, everybody, August

1272
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,960
twenty ninth, you're old hell, Jason Tebow, you can call me.

1273
01:01:02,039 --> 01:01:04,320
The team is going to be at Riddles in Chicago

1274
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,679
on one hundred and eleventh Street.

1275
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: Come on down. What is that Labor Day Labor Day weekend. Yeah,

1276
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,280
it's Memorial Labor Day weekend, Labor Day weekend. Come on

1277
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:17,480
down to Riddles, Chicago, August twenty ninth. Doors are at

1278
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:21,920
seven point thirty and come fuck and the first one

1279
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,679
hundred people that show up can punch me in the

1280
01:01:24,679 --> 01:01:28,119
fucking face right after the show. Now before the show,

1281
01:01:28,599 --> 01:01:31,800
after the show, everybody that shows up kiss one free punch.

1282
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,039
Speaker 3: So to be clear, this is a real gig because

1283
01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:37,760
I saw it. I saw the best promotion for it

1284
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,360
on Instagram that I've ever seen for anything. I guess

1285
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,079
that whose kid is that I don't know?

1286
01:01:42,679 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: Billy, that's his kid. He's a funny kid too. Well,

1287
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,760
Billy's funny too. Yeah, Billy, my buddy, Coffee Black Billy

1288
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:54,199
Donato myself, we are going too. I'll be doing riddles

1289
01:01:54,199 --> 01:01:56,199
and his kid is fucking really funny. I got a

1290
01:01:56,199 --> 01:01:58,480
couple other ones that I want him to do in

1291
01:01:58,519 --> 01:02:01,119
the next week. So I'll put a link on all

1292
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:05,000
you know, my Instagram, Facebook, whatever the fuck, and come

1293
01:02:05,039 --> 01:02:08,119
get tickets, man, come hang out. Let's uh, let's see

1294
01:02:08,119 --> 01:02:12,760
some real fucking August twenty ninth in Chicago. How glad

1295
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,840
are you the Olympics are over? Oh?

1296
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 3: I couldn't be happier it was. I mean I didn't Honestly,

1297
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:21,199
I didn't watch too much of it, uh because I

1298
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,920
after the opening ceremonies and all that weird shit that

1299
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,239
they had on there, I was just like, dude, I

1300
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,800
don't need this, I don't need this, And then all

1301
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,000
the shit about the gender of the boxer and all that.

1302
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,800
I just don't I don't care. I don't care, I

1303
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,079
don't win. Honestly, I don't know why I would lie

1304
01:02:37,079 --> 01:02:39,159
about this. I keep saying, honestly, like I would lie

1305
01:02:39,159 --> 01:02:42,239
about it. I have always been, uh, I've always preferred

1306
01:02:42,239 --> 01:02:45,239
the Winter Olympics. I like curling, I like watching the

1307
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,679
skiing or they go like that whatever.

1308
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: That's called Olympics.

1309
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,519
Speaker 3: I like all the Winter Olympics stuff better.

1310
01:02:51,679 --> 01:02:54,039
Speaker 1: I like the summer better because I like boxing. I

1311
01:02:54,079 --> 01:02:55,679
like the fastest person in the world.

1312
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,599
Speaker 3: Boxing and soccer all I give a shit about. But

1313
01:02:57,639 --> 01:03:01,320
I like hockey. Winter Olympic hockey is Olympic Hockey's great.

1314
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1315
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 3: Basketball like basketball, don't it's all the pampered stars.

1316
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,119
Speaker 1: Football thing that they're throwing in Los Angeles. Stupid. The

1317
01:03:11,199 --> 01:03:15,679
breakdancing thing was stupid that it was a sport. People

1318
01:03:15,719 --> 01:03:17,239
don't even break dance anymore.

1319
01:03:17,239 --> 01:03:21,239
Speaker 3: Another breakdancing, I mean, And there was the whole thing

1320
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,400
with that ray Gun girl from Australia and then she's

1321
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:28,559
now putting out videos asking for sympathy. You know, Oh,

1322
01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:33,239
it's been so hard. Please please leave me alone. Shut up,

1323
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:37,119
you look stupid on TV. You're gonna get shipped yourself.

1324
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care about any of it. Here's the

1325
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,159
problem with the Olympics. So I'm just gonna say it.

1326
01:03:42,199 --> 01:03:46,360
Too many foreigners there. I said it, too many foreigners

1327
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:47,079
in the Olympics.

1328
01:03:47,079 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 2: There.

1329
01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: That's out that it's out there, And no, we don't

1330
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:54,119
have to find about it anymore. I'm glad it's over.

1331
01:03:55,719 --> 01:03:59,480
I never knew what was what with the goddamn time difference.

1332
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,679
You go, hey, did this just happen? You're you get

1333
01:04:02,719 --> 01:04:05,199
emotionally involved, and then you look on on the phone

1334
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,920
and you're realize, oh, I'm this happened fucking last night

1335
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,920
prime time. If you won't watch anything live, you gotta

1336
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:17,079
watch it at like five am. So they're replaying ship

1337
01:04:17,159 --> 01:04:18,840
the next day, so you're not It's not even like

1338
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:23,039
you already know what happened. Yeah, it's fuck it. I

1339
01:04:23,039 --> 01:04:28,159
guess the LA might be fun, and that being in

1340
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,039
LA might be fine. It might be fun to be

1341
01:04:30,119 --> 01:04:31,239
there and be a part of it.

1342
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 3: And yeah, I would like to go to a car.

1343
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:33,559
I'd like to go see a.

1344
01:04:33,519 --> 01:04:36,079
Speaker 1: Little for old or some things. And sounds like a

1345
01:04:36,159 --> 01:04:38,119
hypocrite here because I just shit in the Olympics and

1346
01:04:38,199 --> 01:04:41,480
I'm like, I'm definitely going to the Olympics, but you

1347
01:04:41,519 --> 01:04:43,920
know I'll be in LA for the fucking thing, So

1348
01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:46,519
why not just, you know, go check out some bullshit.

1349
01:04:46,639 --> 01:04:48,360
I tell you what, I'm not doing spending a lot

1350
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:53,000
of money at it. I'll take a fucking do the

1351
01:04:53,199 --> 01:04:57,320
train there, check it out, maybe steal some purses, and

1352
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:57,800
I'm out.

1353
01:04:59,159 --> 01:05:01,639
Speaker 3: I bet that is aren't expensive, right, they can't be.

1354
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:05,800
It's always half empty when you see it.

1355
01:05:06,039 --> 01:05:08,039
Speaker 1: Too many events. Yeah, you want to go to the

1356
01:05:08,119 --> 01:05:11,719
main fucking the gold medal event for fucking the one

1357
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:15,559
hundred yard dash or the gold medal NBA fucking basketball,

1358
01:05:15,639 --> 01:05:17,679
the game. Yeah, you're probably gonna pay a little bit,

1359
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,599
but you want to go to the first round of

1360
01:05:20,639 --> 01:05:25,480
Who gives a fuck? Synchronized diving might be a good

1361
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:31,639
place to get your fucking butt fingered. Mason knows that.

1362
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,719
Speaking of butt fingering, how's your girlfriend?

1363
01:05:35,039 --> 01:05:37,719
Speaker 3: How's my girlfriend? She's great, she's at work.

1364
01:05:38,119 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: Chef covid every time I hear about some bit she's

1365
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,039
got from the coach.

1366
01:05:41,239 --> 01:05:43,079
Speaker 3: Yes, she had it a couple like last months. I

1367
01:05:43,079 --> 01:05:43,920
didn't get it, thankfully.

1368
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were in Vegas. The whole guy didn time,

1369
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:47,199
weren't you.

1370
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were in Vegas together. Yeah, and we didn't

1371
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,960
get it. I mean I didn't get it.

1372
01:05:51,039 --> 01:05:53,199
Speaker 1: She got it. Jesus Christ.

1373
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I went.

1374
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,199
Speaker 3: I didn't get a Summer League this year. I thought

1375
01:05:56,199 --> 01:05:59,800
about it, but I wasn't too excited about seeing the

1376
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:00,800
whole and its guy this year?

1377
01:06:02,239 --> 01:06:02,559
Speaker 1: What do you do?

1378
01:06:02,719 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 3: Would you watch House of Dragon?

1379
01:06:04,039 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 1: What do you think? I still have to watch it? Oh?

1380
01:06:07,039 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 2: You still?

1381
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 3: You got to get to that, dude, you like it?

1382
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure I will. It's one of those things that

1383
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,239
it's like I would say, though the wave passes you.

1384
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,400
But it started to feel overwhelming because there was so

1385
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,280
many episodes behind that. I was like, man, I'm just

1386
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,199
gonna to fucking chunk it out and watch just sit

1387
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,599
down and blow the whole fucking thing.

1388
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 3: That's great though, when you get sit down and watch

1389
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,840
the whole thing, Yeah, I want a dude, they're not

1390
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,079
going to bring it back into like twenty twenty five now.

1391
01:06:32,599 --> 01:06:34,280
So I just went ahead and read the book. Uh

1392
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,559
uh so I can know what happens. I couldn't wait.

1393
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,320
I'm just say fuck it, I'm gonna really yeah, I

1394
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:39,840
couldn't wait.

1395
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,239
Speaker 1: You super dorked it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I super dorked it, you know. They uh, and

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I couldn't believe this. So the season two finale left

1398
01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:51,840
it kind of on a cliffhanger, you know, like it

1399
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didn't and it made it look like you were getting

1400
01:06:53,519 --> 01:06:54,920
ready to have a big battle, and then it left

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01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:58,199
on a cliffhanger only eight episodes. First season was ten episodes.

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01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:01,400
You know what happened? These fucks that Warner Brothers told

1403
01:07:01,679 --> 01:07:04,800
HBO you got to cut back. So they after, Hey,

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01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,960
they'd already written the season, the writers, they had already

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01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:14,480
finished all the scripts. They told me, you're going budget.

1406
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:18,079
You're going from ten ten episodes to eight episodes is

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all we can afford for the biggest show on fucking television,

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01:07:22,119 --> 01:07:24,039
they told And so they had to cut back and

1409
01:07:24,159 --> 01:07:26,119
they didn't have the proper ending to the second season

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01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,760
that they wanted to have because of budget cuts. The

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one show that they should be putting all their money into.

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Speaker 1: That's such stupid HBO.

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01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:40,719
Speaker 3: I mean, Disney canceled that stupid Star Wars showbody hated, except, yeah,

1414
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:41,360
it was stupid.

1415
01:07:42,719 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: Did you say that was the girls of Star Wars?

1416
01:07:45,079 --> 01:07:45,599
Speaker 2: No, it was.

1417
01:07:45,719 --> 01:07:47,639
Speaker 3: It was a show, you know it was the woman

1418
01:07:47,679 --> 01:07:50,480
who made it, like cast her girlfriend as like the

1419
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:54,559
lead actor even though she's not a good actor, and yeah,

1420
01:07:54,719 --> 01:07:57,320
and or you know, it's like the main like the

1421
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:59,639
most badass person on the show. Basically she cast her

1422
01:07:59,639 --> 01:08:05,000
girlfriend and it's uh, it was just all super woke.

1423
01:08:05,079 --> 01:08:06,119
Well I don't know, I didn't.

1424
01:08:06,239 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 2: It was terrible.

1425
01:08:07,119 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 3: It was so stupid. It's all angsty and like emo not.

1426
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 1: Everything was just left ambiguous, like it's like, I guess

1427
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,279
nothing really happened. I mean it kind of ended how

1428
01:08:19,319 --> 01:08:20,920
it started, and you're kind of like we're right back

1429
01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:21,760
where we were here.

1430
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 3: You've been watching The Bear. I feel like you would

1431
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:23,960
like that show.

1432
01:08:24,319 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: I like that show.

1433
01:08:25,039 --> 01:08:27,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little I liked it better

1434
01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:29,479
when they were in the shitty restaurant. When the restaurant

1435
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,960
got nicer, I didn't think the show was quite as good.

1436
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,760
But I imagine that it feels a lot like home

1437
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,079
for you seeing uh.

1438
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,199
Speaker 1: That party comes from Fortillos.

1439
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what I would think it would remind

1440
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,600
you of a little.

1441
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 1: Like there's a Portillo's not too far from here, maybe

1442
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,520
fifteen minutes. And if I blow through like four episodes

1443
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,920
of that show, then I I gotta get it Italian beef.

1444
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:55,119
By the way, what about Don Bearris is a gigantic mustache.

1445
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 3: He's got a big mustache. Now, I didn't know that, dude.

1446
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:01,359
Speaker 1: You gotta look him up. It looks hilarious, big motherfucking mustache,

1447
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:05,800
like a Walrisk kind of looking. Yeah. And it's oddly enough,

1448
01:09:06,199 --> 01:09:06,880
very blonde.

1449
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Speaker 3: Oh is that real?

1450
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: That's really pretty positive?

1451
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:12,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1452
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's real. Look at him.

1453
01:09:14,119 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 1: That's a fucking real mustache, right, that's like this, there's

1454
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,399
like a stupid mustache. He's got like a real fucking.

1455
01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:22,199
Speaker 3: Like Well, he must have been blonde when he had hair. Then,

1456
01:09:22,199 --> 01:09:24,199
I guess I didn't know that. I just assumed he didn't.

1457
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:25,960
He was like a dark haired.

1458
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:27,560
Speaker 1: That's a very blond mustache.

1459
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,680
Speaker 3: Not a bad look for him, honestly. Oh no, I

1460
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,800
kind of like it. Ah, are you smoking a cigar?

1461
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:37,239
Speaker 2: Was that black?

1462
01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:37,640
Speaker 3: And mild?

1463
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:38,000
Speaker 1: What is that?

1464
01:09:38,199 --> 01:09:38,520
Speaker 3: I don't know?

1465
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:39,039
Speaker 1: What is that?

1466
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:39,920
Speaker 3: One hitter?

1467
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:44,840
Speaker 1: Just like a glass pipe? Oh? Yeahs delicious, delicious Michigan marijuana.

1468
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,840
All right, Johnny, let's get the funk out of here,

1469
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:52,600
all right, brother, I'm gonna go fucking get something to eat. Guys,

1470
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,399
come to my show on the twenty nine. Then we'll

1471
01:09:55,039 --> 01:09:57,319
hit us all up about this fantasy ship, which is

1472
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,520
what's that two days after my show?

1473
01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:04,319
Speaker 3: It's the day before Labor Day. Whenever the ship, it's

1474
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a Sunday. It's a Sunday like around there somewhere same weekend.

1475
01:10:08,279 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: So I hit us up about that, and uh, Jenny

1476
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,840
and everybody else suck it? Why what did they sing?

1477
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 6: Every girl's my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend, and really good?

1478
01:10:28,119 --> 01:10:30,239
Speaker 3: It has disturbed me how much Sam loved this song.

1479
01:10:32,119 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 1: He ass like he had special age.

1480
01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:51,319
Speaker 2: What did I saying, Jobby, stop this leather rock? These

1481
01:10:51,359 --> 01:10:56,159
are kids we're supporting now if you are, if you're

1482
01:10:56,159 --> 01:11:00,239
a drug puncher, why oh well, bye bye. Come on.

1483
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,359
Speaker 3: If you want to find this and buy it, it's

1484
01:11:06,119 --> 01:11:09,039
with knee high, let's get busy. As the name of

1485
01:11:09,119 --> 01:11:11,680
the album, every drosse.

1486
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 2: My girlfriend, Every drows my girlfriend, I'm gonna make I'm

1487
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,079
gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new

1488
01:11:22,199 --> 01:11:23,880
punch Drunk theme