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Speaker 1: to have every opportunity to win free stuff. Hey, can
Speaker 1: you get to Kenya on just a regular visa or
Speaker 1: a regular passport? Do you also need a visa?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 2: I never even thought of going to Kenya? Nothing against Kenya,
Speaker 2: but why I hadn't either until I saw this. And
Speaker 2: you know, when they finally kick us to the curb,
Speaker 2: we're gonna need something to do to pay the bills
Speaker 2: we're doing Kenyon Radio.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Can you get a hold of some
Speaker 1: test tubes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't get anything on Amazon, right.
Speaker 1: Get a bunch of those. We need to get to
Speaker 1: Kenya and get in the ant smuggling business.
Speaker 2: You realize you just said can you get me some
Speaker 2: test tubes? Kenya, get me. That's catchy, all right.
Speaker 3: So what do we have to get before to smuggle ants?
Speaker 1: Ants?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: In fact, specifically giant African harvester ants. These some bitches
Speaker 1: are worth two hundred and twenty dollars each. Where do
Speaker 1: you get them?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 3: And after?
Speaker 1: Kenya? Huh you go and you just I guess they're
Speaker 1: just there. They're they're you know, found in that part
Speaker 1: of the world. And I guess people who are into
Speaker 1: collecting ants.
Speaker 2: Yes, you laugh, Taco, My father in law did it.
Speaker 1: They are spending two and twenty dollars each on these
Speaker 1: African harvester ants, which, in fact, talking to this dude
Speaker 1: who's the general manager of the insect dealing website called
Speaker 1: best ants UK, he said these ants are highly desirable
Speaker 1: for their big and beautiful size and it makes them
Speaker 1: attractive for those who want to keep ants's pets. The
Speaker 1: demand for rare insect species is growing. Collectors keep them
Speaker 1: in special habitats known as fourmercariums to watch them build
Speaker 1: their colonies.
Speaker 2: I told you my father in law collected ants. He
Speaker 2: didn't collect them, but he bought them online and had
Speaker 2: exactly what you just said in an ant colony.
Speaker 3: I'm not widding. I know you've mentioned that.
Speaker 1: Why is it due that the vast majority of us
Speaker 1: spending a good portion of time more so trying to
Speaker 1: kill ants and get rid of ants.
Speaker 2: But two d and twenty dollars each, now you got
Speaker 2: us go into Kenya to get.
Speaker 1: Pat dude, this would happen before before we open up
Speaker 1: that gd pizza place we've been had.
Speaker 2: Literally, we might as well just call that Pie in
Speaker 2: the sky. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's nice, that's
Speaker 2: a catchy pizza place name. This was really the job
Speaker 2: opportunity for us when that you were teasing. Oh, I
Speaker 2: got our next venture.
Speaker 1: Dude, Just some glass test tubes to put these hands
Speaker 1: in and smuggle them out of the country. That's why
Speaker 1: the story came up. These two idiots weren't savvy enough
Speaker 1: and got busted by Kenyan Wildlife Services.
Speaker 3: So, honey, guess what I guess we're gonna do next.
Speaker 3: I know, Bob, you've said it.
Speaker 2: You guys are doing your podcast and so and so,
Speaker 2: and you have advertisers and money people already backed up
Speaker 2: to you. By the way, we are going to do
Speaker 2: that down the road. But you're gonna do your podcast.
Speaker 2: Go Nope, that's off. We're going to collect African ants,
Speaker 2: African harvester ants.
Speaker 1: You're out of your mind. Fun facts here if you
Speaker 1: want on the harvest or ants?
Speaker 3: What else? Did I have?
Speaker 1: The largest of it species and can grow up to
Speaker 1: twenty millimeters long, with the queen growing up to twenty
Speaker 1: five millimeters, sir, the queen's probably worth more.
Speaker 3: Are you here on pleasure or business?
Speaker 2: El business? Definitely? Or ant collectors? You see that one
Speaker 2: night there in the test tube that unfortunately my business
Speaker 2: partner closed the lid on and it died.
Speaker 3: That was worth two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Dollars twenty what every dollar counts, man, No, this is
Speaker 1: just I'm gonna put this in the It's fun to
Speaker 1: have dreams stack of okay stuff. Anyway, Today is tax
Speaker 1: day for most of the country. We've already told you
Speaker 1: numerous times that the deadline extended here in Florida, Georgia, Alabama,
Speaker 1: North and South Carolina til May first because of the hurricanes.
Speaker 1: And you know, you may not have been affected as
Speaker 1: much as some of our fellow citizens were, and thus
Speaker 1: they're being cut a little bit of a break to
Speaker 1: have more time to get their taxes done.
Speaker 3: I think it's great.
Speaker 1: It can be stressful tax time, although the penalties now
Speaker 1: pale in comparison to Roman times. A newly decoded nineteen
Speaker 1: year old papyrus shows how the Roman Empire dealt with
Speaker 1: tax sheets.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, since the Roman Empire pat that, those are
Speaker 2: the people that used to have the tigers and lions
Speaker 2: fighting humans.
Speaker 1: So Kidalias and Solos are two guys mentioned who were
Speaker 1: slave owners. They cooked up a scheme to dodge slave
Speaker 1: taxes by fake selling slaves across provincial borders. So they
Speaker 1: vanished from the tax rolls while actually keeping them right
Speaker 1: where they were. And they got busted, and they were
Speaker 1: put in front of a Roman judge who was so
Speaker 1: pissed off he had them fed live to leopards.
Speaker 2: Yep, see told you Roman Roman times were more than
Speaker 2: just numerals. There was a lot going on back then.
Speaker 3: Uh, you had the chance.
Speaker 1: They're also hold on the the other uh other sentences
Speaker 1: that were commonly carried out for tax cheats, decapitation, being
Speaker 1: eaten alive by leopards. Then there's also for lesser offenses
Speaker 1: criminally sentenced to working in salt mines. Hard labor and
Speaker 1: salt mines.
Speaker 2: So if you had a chance forget all that, if
Speaker 2: you had a chance to go to a Roman you know,
Speaker 2: the big colosseum and watch people battling gladiators, animals with
Speaker 2: the you know, the big mental things that you can
Speaker 2: call them gladiators or whatever.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, would you go?
Speaker 1: Would you would you tell?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I would.
Speaker 2: I figured we're all Neanderthals deep at heart. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I would too. I mean, it's just like it's like
Speaker 2: it's like an old time NASCAR where you're kind.
Speaker 3: Of just going, you know, for the Rex and.
Speaker 2: Never heard the Roman Empire compared to NASCAR, But hey, okay.
Speaker 3: You know now it's more PCs.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, although Bristol ironically is the last great coliseum.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna watch this guy crash into a Oh
Speaker 2: that's my goal here today. You know, it delays the
Speaker 2: race that I kind of am gonna complain about later.
Speaker 2: Man in the race last eight hours because there were
Speaker 2: so many wracks.
Speaker 3: You love the Rex.
Speaker 1: The owner of an auto parts shop in South New
Speaker 1: Jersey is mystified as to what exactly crashed through his
Speaker 1: roof the other night. It was captured on video. I
Speaker 1: have the video for you. In fact, several different angles
Speaker 1: from nearby businesses and homes that also caught this. You'd think,
Speaker 1: from what this is like a meteor or something, but
Speaker 1: there's they haven't been able to find anything inside the
Speaker 1: shop where all the damage was done. It all happened
Speaker 1: in literally just a flash there with a literal flash
Speaker 1: and bang.
Speaker 3: Is it the airplane ice.
Speaker 1: That's why I looked up.
Speaker 4: I saw the giant hole up there in the ceiling,
Speaker 4: a sizeable dent in a thick steel gauge box. And
Speaker 4: so that's when I went to my cameras and I
Speaker 4: found all the videos and realized what had actually happened,
Speaker 4: you know, with the giant flash outside and then the
Speaker 4: impact in here. You eventually see like a giant fireball
Speaker 4: come through the ceiling and then everything come flying down
Speaker 4: the roof with it.
Speaker 1: Because of the fireball, I don't think it had anything
Speaker 1: to do with the ice that you know, you would
Speaker 1: first suspect, you would think more meteor or something with them.
Speaker 1: They you go and you watch this it comes through.
Speaker 1: He talks about where it came through the roof. They
Speaker 1: show the hole in the roof, the big flash that occurred.
Speaker 1: This is in the middle of the night. It hit
Speaker 1: this this metal contraption that he's talking about. Denton the
Speaker 1: hell out of that and then all this stuff is
Speaker 1: busted up on the floor, but there's no.
Speaker 3: Evidence of anything that came through. It's from one of
Speaker 3: those cathedrals or whatever. One of the colisseums.
Speaker 2: You know, the flying ball where they pull back, you know,
Speaker 2: like a big sling shot. Somebody was reenacting Colisseum days.
Speaker 2: Eat my Live by, Lions are Leopards, Hold my bear,
Speaker 2: pull my beer, and the other guy's pulling back the fireball.
Speaker 1: Let her right across the river in Philly.
Speaker 3: We'll show them Orlando's rock station.