1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:06,559 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:09,679 Speaker 2: It's your good friend Clayton down here any other world with. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: My best butt buddy buddy, Chris. 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I guess i'm your butt buddy, but 5 00:00:14,759 --> 00:00:16,800 we've never done any butt stuff. If you want to 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,359 put labels on it, that's fine. Well it's your choice. 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 2: I feel bad, Okay, I meant to call you the 8 00:00:21,519 --> 00:00:23,519 butt head, like he's my little brother. I'm like poking 9 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:25,079 fun of him, and then it became a butt buddy, 10 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:26,839 and now there's just hot in here. 11 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm like sweating. This is embarrassing. Yeah, it's hell, God 12 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:30,440 damn it. 13 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,759 Speaker 3: And that's where I live now because I'm dead and 14 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,520 my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we 15 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,240 interview everyone in the afterlife. 16 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, Clayton, So I'm. 17 00:00:38,799 --> 00:00:40,799 Speaker 2: Really tripped up over calling them a butt buddy. I 18 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,560 just I'm still Yeah. Anyways, say sorry, we've got a 19 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,359 great episode. Uh huh wow, huge guests, Chris, really big 20 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:48,719 big get you know those episodes where sometimes it's like 21 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,679 that's a person of like great influence, Like how do 22 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:53,119 we get them? And they're like still relevant up on Earth. 23 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,039 You've heard of them, our audience has heard of them. 24 00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:58,479 They're universally known and beloved across the world in my opinion, 25 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,240 U huh so, and he gets you're gonna play a 26 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,519 little guessing game. Don't think too big because if you 27 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,400 think too big and it's not that, you're gonna feel 28 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,640 a disappoint Yeah, it's disappointing. Caesar Shave. Oh wait, no, 29 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:14,159 he got canceled. Oh that's I forgot he got canceled. Yeah, yeah, 30 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,359 he was beloved. 31 00:01:15,519 --> 00:01:16,159 Speaker 1: He did a lot. 32 00:01:16,239 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 2: So maybe he is here, maybe we could get him. Yes, 33 00:01:19,159 --> 00:01:20,799 that's gonna be a great episode. 34 00:01:20,879 --> 00:01:21,439 Speaker 1: No, it's not. 35 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 2: You know what, We're gonna end the guessing game right there. 36 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:26,159 I'm just gonna tell you it's Starbucks the Mermaid. 37 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:34,359 Speaker 1: Oh wow, come on in, Welcome, Behold from Behold from 38 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:41,120 the Deep. Hello, sorry, excuse me, that's good, starbucking good. Sorry. 39 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:45,799 Would you come from way down deep in the water, Oh, 40 00:01:45,879 --> 00:01:47,920 then go all the way up to have to come 41 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:50,480 all the way back down to hell? Oh? Yeah. Have 42 00:01:50,599 --> 00:01:52,840 you ever seen the thing where like the pressure builds, yeah, 43 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,159 and like makes your eyes pop out. 44 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, it just gives me like a yeah. 45 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:57,719 Speaker 1: I just get that. 46 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,159 Speaker 4: I'm sorry. 47 00:01:58,239 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: You kind of got like a helium thing going normally 48 00:02:00,439 --> 00:02:02,239 you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, deep lo lo low. I 49 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,560 don't usually sound like this. I usually sound a lot 50 00:02:04,599 --> 00:02:06,799 better than this, but the pressure has changed. 51 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, and so that's why I sound like this. 52 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:09,879 Speaker 1: I see and underwater? 53 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,039 Speaker 3: Do you talk at some emotion? 54 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: And why would that be? 55 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,599 Speaker 3: It just seems like when people talk underwater, it seems 56 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:16,520 like it's in slow motion. 57 00:02:16,759 --> 00:02:18,879 Speaker 1: Chris, I mean, we listen, let's get something. I mean, 58 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:20,719 we've already talked about the Mermaids in the pass. You know, 59 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:22,719 we had an episode with the Mermaids. That's true. 60 00:02:22,759 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 3: I should have asked it. 61 00:02:23,599 --> 00:02:26,479 Speaker 1: Then, what remember the Siren episode from like way back? 62 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:26,759 Speaker 3: What? 63 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, we had an episode with sirens. We had an 64 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,719 episode of the mermaid But hey, you're Starbuck. Yeah, the 65 00:02:31,879 --> 00:02:35,520 main mascot of Starbucks. That's where I've seen you from. 66 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: Now da are you shitting me? 67 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 3: Right now? 68 00:02:37,319 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: It's the person from the logo. Look at them, woud 69 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,960 it's not me. It looks just like you. There's some 70 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,159 minor differences, like you don't have big tits. Yeah, and 71 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,439 it's the one fin. I just have the one fin. Yeah. 72 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,639 So here's what I wanted to come and talk about. Okay, 73 00:02:49,719 --> 00:02:53,080 I don't like the Starbucks thing. Oh my name is Starbuck. 74 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:57,360 That's my name. Uh they took that your name Starbucks? Yes, 75 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,400 in the seventies, I was just around s Yeah right, 76 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,199 I'm doing like pre grunge seventies kind of hard, or 77 00:03:04,479 --> 00:03:08,639 like me and Hendrix getting together. He's by the sea 78 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,360 just wailing, and I'm out there. 79 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:13,199 Speaker 4: I'm just feeling. I'm feeling it. 80 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,159 Speaker 1: And then apparently this guy who's just starting up a 81 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:20,000 coffee company sees me. I don't know what's up with 82 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,879 his eyes, and he goes, come here, Oh, this is great, 83 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,800 this is great. I'm looking for inspiration. He asked who 84 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,400 are you, and I said Starbuck and he's like, that's 85 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,000 exactly what I'm looking for. And then I never saw 86 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,039 him again. No paperwork has come across my desk or anything. 87 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:36,560 You didn't sell the rights to your name, No, no, 88 00:03:36,639 --> 00:03:39,159 it was all stolen from me. And then to make 89 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,800 matters worse, he takes my name goes, this is my inspiration. 90 00:03:43,319 --> 00:03:47,560 Giant breasted mer woman with two tails. Yeah, Clayton, Yeah, Cleyton. 91 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:50,719 What am I more offended by the two tails or 92 00:03:50,759 --> 00:03:51,680 the giant breast? 93 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: Maybe this is because I'm like humanoid me and Chris 94 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,439 have two legs, were bipedal, I have hosts. 95 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: He has feet. 96 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:01,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's like less weird than the two giant Yeah. 97 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I get it. I work out, I got pecks, 98 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:06,400 like I understand, sure, I'll keep fit. Yeah yeah, but 99 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,960 nothing to stream and woman and then to take my name. Really, 100 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,360 I'm just sort of here to elevate Mermaids and Merman 101 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,439 to another. 102 00:04:15,159 --> 00:04:17,439 Speaker 3: Level, okay, something above sea level. 103 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: And that's why we have fun here on the show. Yeah. 104 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:23,120 I'm just trying to elevate Mrman to another level. And 105 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,360 that's why the Starbucks thing, that's not what I'm here 106 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,079 for sure. 107 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,199 Speaker 4: I don't want anything to do with that. 108 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:27,959 Speaker 1: Yeah. See. 109 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 2: The thing is is like when I brought you on. Yeah, 110 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,040 like I mentioned earlier, we've covered Mermaids pretty thoroughly. 111 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 1: I would say, Chris, right, what do you mean? 112 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,639 Speaker 3: We had an episode on with two sirens. Yeah, well, okay, 113 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,600 we're like singing mermaids. 114 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 1: I guess they're like cousins. Yeah, no, I get it. 115 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we had a mermaid on who there's 116 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,920 the number one mermaid on only Fins? 117 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,199 Speaker 1: Yeah? 118 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:47,519 Speaker 3: What was it? 119 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,759 Speaker 1: Marina? Oh Marina, Wow, big surprise. Marina made it somewhere 120 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,360 before me. Big shock. Did she talk about Murman at all? Yeah? 121 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:54,519 She actually did mention them. 122 00:04:54,519 --> 00:04:57,079 Speaker 2: In fact, Yeah, she said that there's variations of them, 123 00:04:57,519 --> 00:04:59,319 like they have to fish head in the legs. 124 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, don't this is old news. So I have 125 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,439 a lot of questions about coffee though, again, they took 126 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,639 my name right. Yeah, Like what if I started a 127 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,240 Kretum store and I called it Clayton's. What an honor? 128 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,319 That's yeah, that's actually a pretty good idea. Hang on, 129 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,319 I might actually write that down. 130 00:05:13,399 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. 131 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want to like, here's a pin? Yeah, yeah, 132 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:18,240 thank you, Clayton's creatom Okay do that? 133 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 3: Chris? 134 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 1: Do you want in on this Creighton thing? Yeah? 135 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 3: Sounds cool. 136 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:22,639 Speaker 1: So you think that changing the name is how you 137 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:25,000 get in on this, well, go ahead, Chris. Like I 138 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,199 felt like we were pretty clear. We're calling it Clayton yes, yeah, 139 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,079 and we're selling Cretum yeah. And so you said Creighton's, 140 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,160 which is just a different thing. 141 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,759 Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know what Createum is. 142 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: You want to find out after this? Sure? 143 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,199 Speaker 2: Out of respect for our audience in their time, this 144 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,480 is like an interview podcast. 145 00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: We like a topical. Yeah, happy to talk about Murman. 146 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, but like we don't want to retread old territory, 147 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,920 retread like water water. 148 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. 149 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:49,639 Speaker 2: Still even the Mermaid jokes. We played out a lot 150 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,480 of Mermaid jokes. 151 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 1: So like Marina last time? 152 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, So tell us about this seasonal Red Cups. Oh, 153 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,319 that's my first question I have written here. That's a 154 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,439 pretty big thing because I'm a red I'm really into 155 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,959 the troversy of the Red Cups in the Holidays. 156 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: What did you think about that? What did I think 157 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,199 about Starbucks, the company that took my name in my likeness? Yes, 158 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,759 doing Red Cups? 159 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,519 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, remember people got mad? 160 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,439 Speaker 1: Yeah? Crazy? Yeah, So if you want to like address that, 161 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,240 I'm not really mad about the Red Cups. I guess 162 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,240 I felt like I sort of explained how I'm not 163 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,560 really a I like coffee. 164 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,879 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, coffee's fine, But. 165 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:30,079 Speaker 3: What is your favorite coffee to get at Starbucks? 166 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: Starbuck? What's your go to Starbucks order? And do you 167 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,240 ever a wait for this, Chris? Do you ever cause 168 00:06:35,319 --> 00:06:37,639 confusion where they're like, hey, what's your name? So when 169 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:39,079 we call it your order and then you just you 170 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:43,839 say Starbuck that must be and they're like, no, no, yes, 171 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,240 that's where you are, right. 172 00:06:45,399 --> 00:06:48,079 Speaker 2: It's like a who's on first situation at the Starbucks 173 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:50,399 with Starbuck and then and. 174 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 3: Then it gets even more confusing because later when they 175 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:57,279 call it your name, yeah, a coffee for Starbuck, and 176 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,879 then everyone's like every coffee here is for Starbuck. Y. 177 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:02,720 Speaker 2: I bet that creates a lot of like funny stairs 178 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:04,120 and winks and laughs. 179 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:06,759 Speaker 1: I bet that's a funny day at the Starbucks. So 180 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:09,800 go ahead, Starbucks. I don't go to Starbucks, okay. You 181 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,240 know I've tried, yeah in the past. Okay, but they 182 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,600 didn't let you. No, they let me. It's just when 183 00:07:14,639 --> 00:07:17,000 I show up and I go, hey, that's me, uh huh, 184 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,959 and they say you don't have two fins and I go, no, 185 00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:21,920 I know. Your owner's a fucking moron. The bars says, 186 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,920 I meanthing to do with that? You know. I don't 187 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,959 want to get in their face about it. 188 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, but I will. I don't give a fuck. 189 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,399 Speaker 3: Okay, Well they got in your face on their logo. 190 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 4: Absolutely, Yeah, they took my face and then they took 191 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,040 my name. 192 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:33,879 Speaker 1: And so first time I went, I remember, yeah, nineteen 193 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,720 eighty one, Seattle, Seattle, right, Yeah, rainy day in Seattle. Haha, Spike, surprise, 194 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,439 it actually flooded just enough for me to get up 195 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,399 on the street. Yeah. When I found out, like in 196 00:07:42,439 --> 00:07:44,480 the seventies, you find out, hey there's this place it's 197 00:07:44,519 --> 00:07:45,040 named after you. 198 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 4: You can't get to it. No, I'm trapped in the water, Chris. 199 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, because the mermaid thing, right, Yeah, because I'm a mermaid. Yeah, 200 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,920 we've talked about that with Marina. 201 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 3: Right, they don't even talk about mermaids. 202 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,399 Speaker 1: So what are your thoughts on cake pops? 203 00:07:55,639 --> 00:07:55,839 Speaker 3: Ah? 204 00:07:56,079 --> 00:07:58,519 Speaker 1: You know like those are delicious? Yeah, those are great. 205 00:07:58,639 --> 00:08:01,360 Yeah did you come up with that? I like your idea? Starbuck? 206 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:06,079 Speaker 3: No, when you did first go into your first Starbucks? Yeah, 207 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,560 what did you think of the coffee? 208 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:07,759 Speaker 1: Then? 209 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,600 Speaker 4: What did I think of the coffee? 210 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,959 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what did I think of the coffee? Yeah? 211 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,399 Speaker 2: Like you went in and you're like, oh, look at 212 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:15,959 this place. This is my place. He's like, hey, I'm 213 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:18,399 I'm the what is it? What's the mascot? 214 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,959 Speaker 4: It's a boating reference. 215 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:24,319 Speaker 3: So you're like, I'm the captain now you know, yeah, 216 00:08:24,399 --> 00:08:25,720 you're a mermaid man. 217 00:08:26,079 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 1: So your question is what did I think of the 218 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:31,199 coffee when I went Yeah? Yeah, I walked in it's 219 00:08:31,319 --> 00:08:35,559 named after me. A horrible caricature of me is on 220 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,919 all the cups and all the walls. Yeah, and you 221 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,759 are wondering, Hey, what did you think of the dark roast? Yeah? See, 222 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:44,240 this is what I'm talking about. I like coffee's just fine. Okay, 223 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,799 imagine for ten years when people around you are going, oh, 224 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,159 Starbuck like the store. And I'm four hundred and fifty 225 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,919 years old at this point. Okay, good for your age, Yeah, 226 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,399 thank you very much. Not as good as the low. 227 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:55,639 I take care of myself, you know what I do 228 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:58,600 avoid caffeine. So four hundred and fifty years old. You 229 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,480 meet people at parties, right, you guys ever been to 230 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,080 a lobster party? I mean I've been to a crawfish boil? Sorry? 231 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:07,559 Is that a fence? Is the cooking of my friend's? Offensive? 232 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:09,960 Are your friends with crawfish? Yeah? I just asked if 233 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,720 you've ever been to a lobster party? 234 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 2: H Is that like a reference to the beef fifty two's, 235 00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:15,360 like rock lobster? 236 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? Love that, yo, love the bee fifty twos. You 237 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:20,159 ever heard the beef fifty twos before? Yeah? Where do 238 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,720 you think they got that idea from? Do you think 239 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,480 it was maybe my friends and the lobster party we had. Oh, 240 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:28,600 do you think that maybe the sea is filled with ideas? 241 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,519 Seventy percent of the fucking world. It's seventy percent of 242 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:33,679 the world. You think there's no ideas coming out of 243 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,679 the sea. I bet a lot of the seafloor is 244 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,480 probably covered in a Starbucks cups. Yeah it is now. 245 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,480 So imagine going to a lobster party ten years into 246 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,799 hearing about Oh hi, I'm Starbuck, and they go, oh, 247 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:46,320 like the coffee shop, and you go no, no, not 248 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:49,159 like the coffee shop. And it's over and over, and 249 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,360 it's every day, and it becomes bigger and bigger, and 250 00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:54,639 eventually it floods. I'm able to go. I go in 251 00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:57,919 and it's just hideous caricatures of me everywhere. Imagine going 252 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,200 to a place called Chris's. Yeah, and it's your buck 253 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,000 and ugly mug drawn like shit all over the place, 254 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,440 Chris just everywhere it's selling bobo. We should write that 255 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:09,120 idea down. You actually do sell boba now again, I 256 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,720 don't do it. Okay, okay, Tall Grande and Vinty, what's 257 00:10:13,799 --> 00:10:15,320 up with that? Am I? Right? Guys? Yeah? 258 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,639 Speaker 3: Why are you French? 259 00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 1: Why not small medium Marge? Am I right? Like? 260 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,039 Speaker 3: Are you French? 261 00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:23,039 Speaker 1: What's sea is out there? Dunkirk? You think I'm from 262 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,960 the land place of France. You know, you could be 263 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,200 off the Bay of France and that would make me French? 264 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:31,840 Speaker 3: Are there freshwater? French mermaids? 265 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: Our audience is. 266 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 2: Probably like, ah, like I'm worried about retention rate, Chris 267 00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:38,879 if we're basically repeating the same episode. 268 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,200 Speaker 3: Like, sorry, we's just stay on topic. 269 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:43,159 Speaker 1: Now. Here's the thing. When you emailed me, you said, hey, 270 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,159 will you be on the show? I was happy to 271 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,919 do it. Yes, I would love to have a platform 272 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,080 to talk about Merman awesome, how we need to elevate 273 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,120 and really be strong. After I said yes, you just 274 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,039 sent me an invite and now I'm here, and you 275 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,120 never emailed me back about what I wanted to talk about. Yeah, 276 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:01,279 So the idea was just sort of, will prep Starbucks questions, 277 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,759 We'll talk to the Starbucks guy. 278 00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:03,399 Speaker 4: That's it. 279 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,840 Speaker 2: I was just kind of like fist pumping, like yeah, yeah, yeah, 280 00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:08,000 like we've needed a win for a minute here, you know, 281 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,000 like we're doing okay, We're not like killing it. 282 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: So I was just like Starbucks is relevant all the time. 283 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,000 Oh it's the red cups. Yeah. 284 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:16,919 Speaker 2: Oh they're going to unionize. Oh they're busting their unions now, like, 285 00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:19,799 oh no, where do they stand? I'm like this politician. 286 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,759 So I was just like, this is like my CNN, 287 00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:24,639 this is like a rec Span moment. Yeah, and so 288 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,720 I was just really excited. So I didn't really What 289 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:29,320 do you think about no tax on tips? Yeah, what's 290 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,240 your thoughts on tipping? 291 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not related to Starbucks. Yeah, directly, you're right, 292 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,639 I'm fine with no tax on tips. Okay. However, I 293 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:41,360 do think that it is another government subsidy for these 294 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:45,759 people who are just receiving more and more free handouts 295 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,919 from the people who are working hard. And I don't 296 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,000 think that it's right that they should just get a 297 00:11:51,039 --> 00:11:53,960 free ride. Who well, the rest of us bust our 298 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:57,399 humps to try to get what we deserve because any 299 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,200 day now, those millions are rolling in. And if you 300 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,799 brought it up a second ago, and I do want 301 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,720 to speak on it, I do think that they need 302 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:05,720 to stop those unions from forming at Starbucks. 303 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,240 Speaker 2: Really could I'm sorry, I'm sorry, someone's at the door. Yeah, 304 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:13,480 this was like a surprise, thank you. It's an uber order. 305 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:15,240 I remember it was Starbucks. I thought it would be 306 00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:15,559 kind of. 307 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,519 Speaker 4: You ordered Starbucks. You thought it would be like fun. 308 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, I just got a few differents. 309 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 4: Let me just ask you one thing. Yeah, did you 310 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:21,360 tip that driver? 311 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 2: Like I said, good morning from Mill's not killing it 312 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,679 right now. So like I give them like a dollar. 313 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:25,919 I think that's like standard. 314 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,919 Speaker 1: So even that, to me, is too much to tip 315 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,759 these people tipping, Yeah, they're already making their wage, right, 316 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,919 And I'm fine with no tax on tips. To me, 317 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,279 it's just it's another handout. But we need to stop 318 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,879 these unions before they really take over. 319 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 2: So I kind of wanted to do like a TikTok thing, 320 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,799 like hey, we're doing like a live taste test with Starbucks. 321 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,080 The Starbucks guy, So like, I got you a couple 322 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,200 of different things. They got way powder. Now you probably 323 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,960 don't know that because you don't like Starbucks anymore. But 324 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,679 I got you at Vinti. They got ube and boba. Now, 325 00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:54,120 so I let's think of if we do like a 326 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:56,960 fun taste test and I'm like, well, give me your reaction, Starbucks, 327 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,519 if you drink those really quick, they're about to melt. 328 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: Because it's hot here. I'm not gonna drink them. Chris, 329 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,200 you can, I'll drink them. No, chrisy no, no stop. 330 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:05,000 Oh it's good. 331 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,919 Speaker 2: No, okay, hold on, hold on, you're gona bring up 332 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,879 my phone. Okayme recording, Go ahead, Chris, what do you want? 333 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,600 It's like a live taste, says oh, can you actually Starbucks? 334 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,200 You don't have to drink it, but can I sorry, 335 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,519 I'm just gonna direct you really quick. 336 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to be in it. That's funny, you're fine, 337 00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:18,279 your fine kids to be back here. 338 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, can you just be like, hey, 339 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,480 it's the Starbucks, ubay, drink live now at the Starbucks. 340 00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:24,440 And I'll whip over to Chris and then Chris, you 341 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,559 give me a reaction. Okay, go ahead, I'm recording. 342 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,120 Speaker 1: Go ahead, and if I do this, you'll allow me 343 00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:29,639 to kind of speak on my platform. Hold on, I'm 344 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:30,360 gonna cut real quick. 345 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 2: I don't know if you're on TikTok, but TikTok's give 346 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,759 me several minutes long. Generally they're like quick, like a minute. 347 00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:36,200 So I'm gonna go for a minute. So if I'm 348 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,840 gonna start recording, I'll say action and then I'll hit record, okay. 349 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 1: And then you set it up, and then I'll Chris, 350 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:44,519 so here we go and action, Hey, it's Starbucks. This 351 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:48,759 is the ube drink. Okay, Chris melts it but good 352 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,759 and cut great. Okay, that was really good. Guys, that 353 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:55,480 was really good. So you don't tip anyone, no what 354 00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:58,000 I do, And this has worked for me. I'm not 355 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,440 saying this is what everyone should do. 356 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 4: This is what I do, yaka. 357 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,559 Speaker 1: I take five one dollar bills and I put them 358 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,279 on the table, on the table, huh, And I let 359 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,200 my server know this can be yours. Oh and every 360 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,679 time you do something wrong, yeah, taking one away, and 361 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,279 so they know. As a merman, I have the power 362 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,039 in that situation. 363 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 3: Well, it's something that you might take a dollar away for. 364 00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:20,639 Speaker 1: If they don't refill my drink very easy, if they 365 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,840 take too long coming with my food, if there's a 366 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,519 crying child kind of just near me. 367 00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:26,519 Speaker 3: Sure, sure, that's not really their fault. 368 00:14:26,559 --> 00:14:28,399 Speaker 1: Oh, you don't expect to be served at a restaurant. 369 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:28,799 Speaker 3: I do. 370 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Chris. When you're at a restaurant and they're 371 00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:34,679 serving you, yeah, you're actually the king and you should 372 00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:36,399 be getting exactly what you want one hundred percent of 373 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,519 the time. I'm kind of understanding. Am I wrong? While 374 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:40,200 you're down here? Now? Am I wrong? 375 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 2: Next question, what do you guys' thoughts on gendering baristas? 376 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:46,879 Speaker 1: Should they be called buristas? I think that's actually really good, Okay. 377 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,399 I think that the more that we can gender okay, 378 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,799 these things, this is actually really important because I'm not 379 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,879 called the mermaid. I'm a merman, right. I want mermen 380 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,480 to be seen as equal, if not above, mermaid. Okay, 381 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,519 And I do think that mermaid that's a good term 382 00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:07,240 if you really start to break it down and think 383 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:10,840 about those words. So we're gonna go ahead. 384 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 2: We have an audience here on the Patreon where when 385 00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:16,320 they follow us, they submit their name to be get roasted. 386 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: So we're gonna switch gears a little bit, Chris, you'll 387 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,639 do some roasts, now, I mean, if you really just 388 00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:24,200 break that down, mate, Yeah, And they should be working 389 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,440 for me, and they should be working. 390 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 2: It's from user named Azarin. For their preferred pronouns, they 391 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:31,200 wrote indifferent. So I'm just gonna we're gonna move on 392 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,840 past that. I don't want your commentary and that I 393 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,759 actually picked this one because Azarin said just a tired 394 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:38,679 coffee addict who relies on sarcasm and caffeine to get 395 00:15:38,679 --> 00:15:39,120 through the day. 396 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,639 Speaker 1: Huh. I thought this would be a great pick for 397 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:41,559 this episode because. 398 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,360 Speaker 2: You're, yeah, moving on happily married to a man who 399 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,440 looks like Rasputin's bastard child reborn. 400 00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: That's fun. Wow, that's cool. Must have a big penis. 401 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,240 You must have a big penis, Azarin humble brag. That's 402 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,279 where the power is actually derived from as well. 403 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so I moved about what they do for 404 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,360 a living, their professional cleaner. 405 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 1: I'll leave that interest to you for your imagination. That's interesting. 406 00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:04,960 Do you ever think about that? Yeah? Uh huh, because 407 00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:07,639 go ahead, Yeah, I'm leading this horse to water? Am I? 408 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:07,759 Speaker 3: Not? 409 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: All right, Azrene says. 410 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,759 Speaker 2: For an embarrassing moment or confession, they said for years, 411 00:16:11,799 --> 00:16:14,320 I thought dix were shaped like pairs thanks to a 412 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,159 multitude of very lurid but confusing descriptions from Jean m 413 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,600 Aul the Earth's Children. 414 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,320 Speaker 1: Series What the fuck? 415 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:25,120 Speaker 3: What a Child series talking about pear shaped penises. 416 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 2: In hindsight, those books were very inappropriate for naive preteens 417 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,080 to read, but apparently none of the adults in my 418 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,000 life thought anything of it. 419 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 1: Are you with me still, Starbucks? You kind of look 420 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,360 at you're just you know, I'm waiting. Yeah, I'm just 421 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,679 kind of waiting. I have some things to say about this. 422 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, they said it's a pretty good series, by the way, 423 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,600 at least until the very last book. I'd rather have 424 00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:50,200 Clayton pluck my nails out. Yeah, Higarashi style. I don't 425 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,440 understand what that means than ever endure that travesy again, felt. 426 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 1: Like it was an easy punchline for you to make 427 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,200 fun of a penis. Yeah, like Azrine didn't know what 428 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,000 Dick looked like. Yeah, yeah, I just don't see you 429 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,480 doing that the other way. And that's something to think about. 430 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:06,359 Speaker 2: Thank you Azrin for writing. Enjoy Raspe and have we 431 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,160 had him on the show? 432 00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:09,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, enjoy him. I hope your husband is 433 00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:12,039 a fan of the show. I hope your husband is 434 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,519 letting you know what is okay and what's not. Sort 435 00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:15,640 of going forward. 436 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,759 Speaker 2: Hey, moving on the next write in Uh fuck do 437 00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:20,079 we need hey Starbuck? 438 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:21,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, can you give us a second? Yeah? Absolutely? 439 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, I just kind of. 440 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Chris, do we need to like stop this episode? 441 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,079 He's got some like opinions. 442 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 3: I mean he's foreigner and something years old, so it's 443 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,000 a little like, you know, yeah, it makes sense that 444 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,240 they're dated, oh dated opinion wise. But we've also had 445 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:36,000 like way older people on the show. 446 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,039 Speaker 1: No I know, and they've never been this like fired 447 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:40,559 up about like genders and stuff. Yeah, just got of 448 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:41,440 like a really bad attitude. 449 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,279 Speaker 2: So I'm wondering, like, is there anybody else we could 450 00:17:43,319 --> 00:17:45,319 reschedule the episode with, Like we got a deadline and 451 00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:46,839 meet it's got to come out Monday. Well, we know 452 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,839 Resputin's wife, right, Okay, I can get back to them. 453 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,400 They didn't provide an email contact back, so I don't 454 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,119 know logistically if we could get. 455 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:54,599 Speaker 1: Them in time. 456 00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sorry, Buck, we got a funny bit coming up. 457 00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,839 Speaker 1: Yeah that includes you. So do we need to cancel 458 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,519 this episode or should we just like power through and 459 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,359 then like well if anything's canceled at Starbucks? But well yeah, 460 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,640 that's a fucking no brainer. Well, maybe we need to 461 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,920 educate Starbuck about like the Starbucks like the coffee place, 462 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,839 and maybe like maybe. 463 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,519 Speaker 3: I was gonna say about like women not being subservient 464 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:15,039 to man. 465 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,319 Speaker 1: I just don't think. 466 00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:18,640 Speaker 2: That that's like our responsibility. But I do think it's 467 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,119 going to get a lot of people on our side. 468 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,000 So I think that's a good angle, Chris, because we've 469 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,640 got a lot of makeup for the first half of 470 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,000 this episode, So like, I want to make sure that 471 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:28,440 people know, like we're cool Starbucks, not exactly the guy, 472 00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:31,200 not the company, but the company's Yeah. Okay, anyways, Startbuck, 473 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,480 come back in here, Chris. 474 00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you. Wait, Yeah, all right. Sorry, there 475 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:36,359 were a couple of people out there walking around with 476 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,759 Starbucks cups, just these two girls the Dino car accident. 477 00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:41,400 So I just slapped the Starbucks out of their hands, Okay, 478 00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,799 told them that this isn't right. Yeah, get back to 479 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,079 what you should be doing, if you know what I mean, Chris. 480 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:46,400 Speaker 3: Okay. 481 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 1: So this next one comes in from user Hammer. 482 00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:52,640 Speaker 2: Hammer says that they recently graduated college and make content 483 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,400 on the internet. 484 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,920 Speaker 1: Welcome to Yeah that's great. 485 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 3: Well we graduated college a long time ago. 486 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, you got a whole career not ahead of you, Hammer, 487 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,240 I'll tell you that much. They said for what they 488 00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:05,920 do for a living, that recently graduated college. 489 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: We established that ammer. 490 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 2: We can read and they have a degree in game 491 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,039 art and interactive Design. Hey, hey, I's coming for your job. 492 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:14,240 They make a Halo machinema project. 493 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 3: Oh cool. 494 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,960 Speaker 2: They also recently started a podcast called Flying the Coop. 495 00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:22,319 Speaker 1: Oh okay, Actually, Halo Mashinema project sounds great. Yeah. 496 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 4: There was one that I liked a really long time ago. 497 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it used to be so funny, like a 498 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,440 long time ago, it was so good. Yeah, and then 499 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,960 they changed a lot. Yeah, and you know, go woke, 500 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,680 go broke is what I always said in Sokay. 501 00:19:36,799 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I. 502 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,039 Speaker 1: Don't know what they're up to now, but hey, I 503 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:40,519 like the idea of this one. You know, if this 504 00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,880 one gets back to the real roots, then I'm all 505 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,759 for now. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. What about their podcast? 506 00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:48,400 Find the Coop a little derivative if you ask me, 507 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,640 But I'm glad that they came on our podcast to 508 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,079 promote their podcast. That's pretty fun and that's pretty cool. Yeah. 509 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,160 Speaker 3: I wonder what kind of guests they've had on their podcast. 510 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,359 Speaker 4: Do you think anyone from the machinima thing when it 511 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,079 used to be good? 512 00:19:58,319 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 1: Maybe? Yeah? 513 00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:00,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I go listen to Flying the Coup. I bet 514 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,599 it's pretty cool. Wait, get this for an embarrassing story? 515 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,000 They said, huh, I don't think I get out enough 516 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,039 to have an embarrassing story. 517 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:08,839 Speaker 1: Okay, fuck, they don't have an embarrassing story. 518 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,799 Speaker 3: They just have a podcast. You have to do something embarrassed. 519 00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's embarrassing enough. They just wanted to promote their 520 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,680 podcast on another podcast. Well it worked. Yeah, but I 521 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,279 mean as far as like gets well, we're not doing it, 522 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,039 is what we'll say. 523 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,039 Speaker 3: No, we're not promoting your podcasts. 524 00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:24,839 Speaker 1: No, and what is it called Find the Coup. We're 525 00:20:24,839 --> 00:20:28,200 not promoting your podcast Flying the Coop? No, thanks for 526 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,599 supporting our podcasts. 527 00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 2: But I feel like this is kind of like a 528 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,119 tax free kind of thing where you're like you're not 529 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,559 really paying because you got like a kickback for it. 530 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,319 Speaker 1: Yeah. I agree with that, and I think the tax 531 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,839 system sort of in general needs it a little bit 532 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,519 of an overhaul. 533 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,720 Speaker 4: Just if we're gonna speak on that, you know, any like. 534 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 1: We're not, we're not, we're not. No. 535 00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 2: Hey, if you want to get roasted big time like 536 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:51,680 Hammer and Nazarin and Flying the Coup podcast. 537 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:52,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, shut the fuck off. 538 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,839 Speaker 2: Oh sorry, you can sign up on our Patreon at 539 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,079 Don't Worry from hell dot com and then hey, we've 540 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,960 roasted a lot of you, and so like we needn't 541 00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:01,640 more roasts. So if you guys can like fill out 542 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,920 the forms, there's like there's dozens of you, so go. 543 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,680 Speaker 1: Sign up out of ourselves there, shit. 544 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 3: Fuck Starbuck, Starbuck. Yeah, we kind of wanted to talk 545 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,519 to you about something. Oh, Okay, I know you're four 546 00:21:12,599 --> 00:21:13,480 hundred something. 547 00:21:13,599 --> 00:21:16,039 Speaker 1: When you start getting past four hundred every year just 548 00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:17,480 kind of feels like, what's another one? 549 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:17,680 Speaker 3: Right? 550 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm right around four ninety. I think 551 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,839 right at four ninety, so I'm like older than you. 552 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,359 In fact, I'm a demons, and demons don't age. Chris 553 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,960 is he's a youngster here. Yeah, Satan's a little. 554 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,759 Speaker 3: Brother, so right, so I've been around the block slightly 555 00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:34,599 younger than Satan, who's been around since like the beginning. 556 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,559 Speaker 1: And your brother has a lot of good ideas. 557 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:39,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's the thing, Starbuck, I have grown my 558 00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:44,680 opinions over the course of these centuries has changed and modernized. 559 00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:47,000 I look at things differently than I did, say, five 560 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:49,559 hundred years ago, before you were born. Okay, So like 561 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,079 I think that that's kind of our responsibility, as you know, 562 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,480 creatures in this realm to kind of look at things 563 00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:57,240 from a new perspective from time to time. 564 00:21:57,319 --> 00:22:00,920 Speaker 1: I agree one hundred percent. Yeah, absolutely agree. Okay, great, 565 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,319 I'm totally on the same page with you. Also, same page. 566 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:03,920 Speaker 4: I get it. 567 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: Cool, right, there's perspectives that we all have and things 568 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,839 need to change, and I agree with that. Okay. Hey, 569 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,079 maybe I'm not the right guy all the time, and 570 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:12,559 you know, I don't want to always say that I'm 571 00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:14,160 the guy who knows what he's talking about and everything, 572 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,359 but I do agree with you, Clayton that these only 573 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:21,480 Finn's models are just disgusting. Yeah. Fuck, I subscribe to 574 00:22:21,599 --> 00:22:24,680 dozens and I'm on there every month. I'll say it. 575 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,279 I subscribe to Marina and yeah, I'm trying to tell 576 00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:31,119 her stop, you shouldn't be doing this. And then I'm using, 577 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,000 can I curse on this? I say, well, you can't. 578 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:35,279 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm saying. 579 00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: I and that's oh wow, okay, yeah, and you wow? 580 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,599 I mean get them huh okay. Yeah. And she hasn't 581 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,920 responded yet, but if I keep paying, it's gonna go 582 00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:48,960 through and she'll hear me eventually. So yeah, why are 583 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,799 you paying? It sounds like you hate her. I hate 584 00:22:51,799 --> 00:22:55,359 what she's deciding to do but you, which is degrade me. 585 00:22:55,759 --> 00:22:59,599 Wait what I feel bad? Okay for what she's doing? 586 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,720 Why about me? What do you have to do with it? Yeah, 587 00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:04,759 you're not involved her doing it? 588 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,359 Speaker 3: Why? 589 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,759 Speaker 1: Well, because you're paying her. 590 00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:09,839 Speaker 3: It's a little bit of an oraboris you're incentivizing her? 591 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:12,400 Speaker 1: Literally, Yeah, it's kind of a snaky his tail here. 592 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,079 I don't follow. 593 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:13,880 Speaker 4: I don't understand. 594 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 1: That's okay. 595 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,279 Speaker 2: Hey, you know sometimes in this life in the afterlife, 596 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:21,400 we don't understand everything. But like we can't default to like, yeah, fuck, 597 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,039 I'm a demon and I'm telling you not. 598 00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 1: To hate, but like, you gotta like stop with the hate. 599 00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:29,759 I'm not trying to hate. I'm just trying to elevate mermen, okay, 600 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,480 to that alpha status that we all that we sort 601 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,240 of belong at. No, all right, exactly, you just jerk 602 00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:38,160 off onto eggs who told you? 603 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 3: Right? 604 00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:40,279 Speaker 1: What I do in the privacy in my own home 605 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:43,160 with my only fins accounts is up to what I do. Yeah, 606 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,279 it's just like and then I finish, and then I 607 00:23:45,319 --> 00:23:50,079 send my hate messages. I say you, uh, okay, okay, 608 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,079 reeling it in, reeling it in, right, and Mermaid pun 609 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:55,039 he finishes it like a thin. 610 00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:58,839 Speaker 2: Let's make this an episode about some fun mermaid facts 611 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,599 and things. Yeah, do you want to talk about Mermaids? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 612 00:24:01,599 --> 00:24:04,759 I'm looking to talk about Merman. Yes, one, forget coffee, 613 00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:07,640 forget Starbucks. Yeah, we don't have to talk about Starbucks. Yeah, 614 00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:10,079 let's move on for Marina. Absolutely, let's talk about like 615 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,359 how fast can you swim? 616 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,720 Speaker 1: Actually, Merman have an extra bone in their fin that 617 00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:18,480 actually makes them faster than Mermaids. That's cool, so technically 618 00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,359 so superior in speed. 619 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,039 Speaker 2: We've got like a bit of a quota to me 620 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,319 in terms of the episode run time. We've got advertisers 621 00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:27,759 to the audience expectations, So like, what are some things 622 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,319 we can talk about that won't be so like we 623 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:31,839 don't have to draw gender into it. 624 00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:35,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about your lobster party. Yeah, those are great. 625 00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:39,720 That's where we all get together. Everyone brings a towel 626 00:24:39,839 --> 00:24:41,960 and me and the guys are just in a room. 627 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,039 Everyone's logging and sharing their logins. Yeah on this, and 628 00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:49,799 then there's one lobster in the middle. Oh, we're getting 629 00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:51,640 like a little rowdy and it's like a little like 630 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:54,240 yeah crazy, and your hand's going here and your claws 631 00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:57,200 going there, and it's like anything can happen to the 632 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,240 lobster party, you know, Clayton, and so no, I don't 633 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,960 reaching and he starts reaching around the lobster in the middle. 634 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,920 And let's just say at the end of those parties, 635 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:11,759 someone's leaving fertilize am I right? And so what that 636 00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:14,680 does is actually makes you it more viral. 637 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,880 Speaker 2: Uh you said it's all guys, uh huh, and like 638 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,519 we're cool with that on our show, Like yeah, you know, 639 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,839 love is love and stuff like that, but like you 640 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,519 seem to hate or hate his hate. 641 00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:24,400 Speaker 1: It's not really about love. Yeah, but I. 642 00:25:24,319 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 2: Mean you don't seem like the type to like that 643 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,480 kind of the surprising. 644 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,559 Speaker 1: When it's just you and the guys, it's like, yeah, 645 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:31,039 I mean, no, that's great. I mean if you're hanging 646 00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:32,519 out with your homies and you guys probably do this 647 00:25:32,519 --> 00:25:34,279 all the time, right, I mean, like you know, like 648 00:25:34,319 --> 00:25:35,920 you too, I mean I have friends that do it 649 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,839 as like Bud Buddy, you guys are just doing this 650 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,039 stuff in like that, didn't you? Yeah, okay, great, I 651 00:25:40,079 --> 00:25:41,720 was just outside well, I mean I was yelling at 652 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,000 people as they're driving by. 653 00:25:43,319 --> 00:25:46,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you pay with sand dollars? 654 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:47,400 Speaker 1: Yeah? 655 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I actually pulled up the Google doc of 656 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,440 Marina and the Sirenses episodes. Yeah, and we have some 657 00:25:53,599 --> 00:25:55,559 leftover questions from that we didn't get you we ran 658 00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:55,960 out of time. 659 00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:56,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, great episodes. 660 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,039 Speaker 2: If you're listening to this episode, if you want to stop, 661 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,160 you can go listen to those those episode, those ones. 662 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,000 Speaker 1: Those are going to then come back and finish this one. Yeah, 663 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,720 so do you sandells? We're actually like under the sea, 664 00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:11,519 we're on the Australian dollar. Okay, Oh so you're Australian. No, no, no, no, 665 00:26:11,559 --> 00:26:14,359 it's the adopted currency I see for US it's Oceana. 666 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,680 Speaker 4: Oh, like it makes the most sense. 667 00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:18,480 Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, so our exchange rate's different like here to 668 00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:20,359 like the US and everything, which I assume you're on 669 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,079 in Hell. I'm not really sure what's the currency here? 670 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,960 Blood money, souls, souls? 671 00:26:24,039 --> 00:26:25,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, bitcoin, bitcoin makes sense. 672 00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:27,599 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually a really good point. 673 00:26:27,599 --> 00:26:31,279 Speaker 1: Are you interested in NFTs? Next question? Hey, whatever happened 674 00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:34,200 to Amelia Earhart? Wait? No, we had an episode with her. Yeah, 675 00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:35,079 we already answered that. 676 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think there were crabs in it, and yeah, 677 00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:38,279 they're similar to lobsters. 678 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,599 Speaker 1: Hey, well, the. 679 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 2: Audience at home, if you want to listen to a 680 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,920 great episode. We interviewed a million airheart. 681 00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 3: Are there mermaids with two tails? 682 00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:47,400 Speaker 1: Yeah? There are, but we don't point and stare, will 683 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,880 you fucking asshole? What kind of co host is this 684 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,559 with you? Clayton? 685 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,000 Speaker 3: But I wasn't pointing. 686 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,920 Speaker 2: He just doesn't understand your culture, dude. He's open minded. 687 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,880 He's wanting to learn. He knows when he's made a mistake. 688 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, let me know. 689 00:26:58,039 --> 00:27:01,119 Speaker 1: Like Chris is a fuck up, Yeah, chrisspid. 690 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,640 Speaker 3: But like I'm willing to listen. 691 00:27:01,759 --> 00:27:04,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's at least open minded. Yeah fuck, it didn't 692 00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:06,279 sound like it. Hey, can you he's off of Chris 693 00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:06,640 real quick. 694 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,880 Speaker 2: I'm sorry I torture Chris, but you're like coming in 695 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,200 hot on my co host here? 696 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 3: Thank you? 697 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,680 Speaker 1: Culting. I don't think it's a very nice thing to 698 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,759 point out about more people. Oh they have too agreed. 699 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,599 He pointed out my horns the first time I met him. 700 00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:18,200 But he has changed. 701 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:20,279 Speaker 2: They don't bother him anymore. He's to stab him with 702 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,599 him and then he doesn't care anymore. 703 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,799 Speaker 1: It's fine. Chris is learning. 704 00:27:22,839 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 3: I understand because that's part of his culture, Yeah, stabbing. 705 00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:28,200 Speaker 1: Me, Yeah, that's part of your culture. Yeah, I mean 706 00:27:28,519 --> 00:27:31,079 demon they're horns. Yeah, what else am I gonna fucking 707 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,000 do with them? Hang them? Audrey, of them guys. I 708 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,640 don't know if this is a very good fit for me. 709 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,119 I'm starting to think that as well. 710 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, for someone who is just getting 711 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,519 really hateful about their fucking two fins, you're looking at 712 00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:41,920 my horns like they're fucking weird. 713 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: So I don't like the fucking vibes you're bringing in here. 714 00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:45,759 I think it's pretty fucked up for Chris to bring 715 00:27:45,839 --> 00:27:47,240 up what he brings up, and then all of a sudden, 716 00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:48,839 you're like, oh, oh, me too, me too, What are 717 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:50,599 you fucking talking about? Me too? Me too? I just 718 00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:52,480 don't understand how you make it about you when it's 719 00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:54,839 a situation where Chris can apologize that we could just 720 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,119 move on. 721 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,440 Speaker 4: I just don't think this is a good just say. 722 00:27:56,519 --> 00:27:59,160 Speaker 2: Chris is a fucking human. He's got mistakes, he's got flaws, 723 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,200 but he owns up to them. You know, he tries, 724 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,119 he's giving. 725 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,319 Speaker 1: Him I can see, I'm looking at him right here, 726 00:28:03,319 --> 00:28:04,680 I can see all the mistakes and the flaws that 727 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,440 he has pathetic if you ask me, kind of showing it. 728 00:28:07,559 --> 00:28:09,759 Speaker 2: Maybe he's been drinking too much into the fucking Starbucks 729 00:28:09,839 --> 00:28:11,240 up on earth, you fucking asshole. 730 00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:14,079 Speaker 1: Maybe you think about that. Well, hy motherfucker, how about 731 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,240 you go get a Starbucks, drown your own fucking ascid, 732 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:17,920 and how about that maybe we will. 733 00:28:17,839 --> 00:28:20,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking dick, Yeah, hey, you know what, you've 734 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,279 been choking a boba. 735 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: I hope the ocean boils. 736 00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:25,519 Speaker 2: I hope that there's nothing but Starbucks cups at the 737 00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:27,279 bottom of the seat for the rest of your shitty 738 00:28:27,319 --> 00:28:27,880 fucking life. 739 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,519 Speaker 1: You know what. I hope the water floods, hell, and 740 00:28:29,559 --> 00:28:31,920 you guys drowned. Stupid motherfuckers. You guys come through here. 741 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,039 He's talking all this shit about me. Here, get out 742 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:34,400 of here. 743 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 4: Fuck you, I'm out of here. 744 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,079 Speaker 1: I'm way out of here. I'm out of here with 745 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,440 your two stupid fucking tails. Oh fuck you. Oh yeah, 746 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,880 I see how. He's a big fucking joke you. 747 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,559 Speaker 4: I'm out of here. 748 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, good, good, irrelevant. God, he's slow, he's really slow. 749 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,440 That extra bone's on doing him fucking favors. I'll tell 750 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,359 you that. I'm sorry, Chris, I'm sorry, I'm hot, I 751 00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:51,319 don't know. I'm sorry. 752 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:51,599 Speaker 3: Good. 753 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,319 Speaker 1: Are you okay, I'm okay, I'm fine. 754 00:28:53,319 --> 00:28:55,519 Speaker 3: Okay, I just didn't really Yeah, I wanted to jump 755 00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:56,200 in more to I. 756 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 1: Just know you did great. 757 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 3: Hey. 758 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 2: That's when you like run into a bully like that, 759 00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:01,279 you know, like you stood your ground. 760 00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:03,640 Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, dude. Thanks, you did really good. 761 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,440 Audience at home. 762 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 2: I know I can't ask you how you're doing, but 763 00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:08,559 this is me saying, like, I hope you guys are good. 764 00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:10,599 That was a tough episode, but like, yeah, it was 765 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,960 a necessary episode. 766 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,759 Speaker 1: We learned a lot. It needed to happen. 767 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, I apologize if you were offended, Chris, I'm sorry, 768 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:16,880 I'm cutting you off. 769 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,359 Speaker 1: Go ahead, Well that was a good joke. What offended? 770 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:22,200 Thank you, Chris. That's important. Here, Good morning from Hell. 771 00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:25,039 Speaker 2: For a comedy podcast, we make you laugh, but sometimes 772 00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,240 it's not all about laughter. It's a serious world out there, 773 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,039 and sometimes you need to have the real conversations like 774 00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:31,839 we did today with this fucking mermaid guy. Yeah, and 775 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,319 also for our Mermaid and Siren listeners, you guys are great. 776 00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:35,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, we love Creatures of the seat. 777 00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:39,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, go check out Marina not onlyfins. She's great, she's cool. 778 00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:41,599 We support like our sex workers and stuff like that. 779 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,599 Speaker 1: They're awesome. They're out there, they're being brave in the 780 00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:46,160 face of these fucking assholes. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. 781 00:29:46,359 --> 00:29:49,640 Speaker 3: Fuck, if anyone wants to talk about anything, we're here. 782 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,640 Speaker 1: We're here for you. We're safe space down here in Hell. 783 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, safe space and Hell. Just reach out a get 784 00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:56,599 morning from hell dot com, or we have a discord. 785 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,680 Speaker 1: We do have a discord. It's very good, it's very active, 786 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,759 and I'm all we're gonna wrap it up. This is 787 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:02,839 my promise to you, audience. 788 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, we will be back in a couple of weeks 789 00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:07,680 with a fucking banger episode. It is gonna be the 790 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,920 best episode you've ever listened to. If you're listening at 791 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,920 this point, still listening to the show, thank you for 792 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,039 stinging around. This is my Clayton promise to you. We're 793 00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:16,559 gonna make you laugh until you shit. 794 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 795 00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:21,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna make you shit your pants. Yeah, we're 796 00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:25,319 gonna shait your pants. So good morning for well, Okay, 797 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,640 let's get the fuck out of here. Hill Clayton Jesus 798 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,240 does a lot. 799 00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:28,759 Speaker 3: I know, I know. 800 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:29,599 Speaker 1: Let's go get a beer. 801 00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:39,039 Speaker 3: Thank you to Eric Bador for coming in Starbucks. Eric 802 00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:41,519 has been on the show many times and this is 803 00:30:41,559 --> 00:30:42,160 the weirdest. 804 00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a lot of fun. And Eric, you 805 00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:48,720 are with Regulation Podcasts one hundred percent and you guys 806 00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:50,680 recently did kind of a collaboration with Chris if you 807 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,680 guys want to talk about that. 808 00:30:51,799 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 3: Oh that's right, Well tell people where can they find you? 809 00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: Just yeah, find me at Eric Badoor everywhere or whatever whatever. 810 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,440 Regulation Podcast one hundred percent Eat for anniversary, which is 811 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,599 May eleven, which is the day after my birthday, which 812 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,079 is the day that Rooster Keith closed May ten. Have 813 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,920 your birthday May eleventh, Thank you May eleventh. Our anniversary. 814 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,640 We're going to be having a lot of content coming 815 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,319 out for one hundred percent Eat. And we just sat 816 00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:13,839 down with Chris and we watched all of Camp Betrayal. 817 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,759 So you have Camp Betrayal with commentary, which is awesome 818 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,680 and there's great insight from Chris where we just go, yeah, 819 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,480 why did this fall apart? On this part? He goes this, this, 820 00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:30,359 and this, I don't know you could tell that Chris 821 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,519 gave his all to a show that we loved to 822 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,200 talk about me and Michael talk about it all the 823 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,039 time on one hundred percent Eat. So doing the commentary 824 00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:39,799 with Chris was a lot of fun. And you could 825 00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:41,480 tell that he put his heart and soul into something. 826 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,279 They made him redo four times before they made it. 827 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:46,839 It was fucking crazy. So it was a lot of fun. 828 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,640 So you guys should check that out on a patreon 829 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,039 dot com slash one hundred percent Eat. 830 00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:50,279 Speaker 3: Yeah. 831 00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 4: Second, we can mand Yeah. 832 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,119 Speaker 1: Shoot, this is a full circle moment because we had 833 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,720 you on as the bob Ador to promote that show 834 00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:57,880 when it came out originally, and it was such a 835 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,519 good idea to put it behind a paywall, you know 836 00:31:59,559 --> 00:32:01,480 what I mean, just make sure nobody sees it. 837 00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 3: So this commentary, yep, is it behind the paywall? 838 00:32:04,039 --> 00:32:05,319 Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably, I don't know. 839 00:32:07,839 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 3: I don't know. 840 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:11,319 Speaker 1: We probably have to put it behind the paywall because 841 00:32:11,319 --> 00:32:12,279 I think if we put it. 842 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,559 Speaker 3: On YouTube might get copyright. 843 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:16,400 Speaker 1: Think somebody might take it down, So interesting interesting might 844 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,319 be behind the paywall. 845 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 4: Yep. 846 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 3: It was really fun to do. If you're not familiar, 847 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,839 camportrails like a survivor reality competition that's themed around horror movies. 848 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,400 Horror movies and yeah, Eric, you're the host of it, 849 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,079 and Blaine is in it as well. 850 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:31,400 Speaker 1: Blaine is in it, I am yeah, Oh, Blaine is 851 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,160 so in it. You are a real focus. 852 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,480 Speaker 3: Thank you Eric for coming on. 853 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:36,799 Speaker 1: Everyone. 854 00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,880 Speaker 3: Go check out that commentary because yeah, man, I'll tell 855 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,799 you what. That was a cathartic experience. 856 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: You could tell by episode five, Chris is sort of 857 00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:47,279 like in a zone. It really going like, oh this 858 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,240 is I remember making this one. Yeah that's pretty cool. Damn. 859 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,079 Speaker 4: Thanks for having me on. 860 00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:53,839 Speaker 1: Guys. Yeah, we're gonna go talk about all of our 861 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,039 sins and why we're going to hell. That'll be coming 862 00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:58,559 on next week. Yeah, thanks Eric, Bye bye bye