Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Friday, trying to
Speaker 1: make sure the voice holds up through the final hour,
Speaker 1: and we are going to get the things like the
Speaker 1: war on the drug cartels, the superior flavor of chicken wings,
Speaker 1: the crappiest country, and the World Tournament. Someone has questions
Speaker 1: about that, all that older, meaner communists and so much
Speaker 1: more coming up in the final hour of the world
Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly Show. I did get this one because
Speaker 1: I was sorry. I was coughing into the mic the
Speaker 1: whole show yesterday and losing my voice. I'm here, I'm
Speaker 1: drinking tea. It's called throat coat tea. So I have
Speaker 1: to endure Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey's insults as
Speaker 1: I have some tea trying to get through it. This
Speaker 1: guy says about the subject, is your current infirmity, mister Kelly.
Speaker 1: First stop eating. Okay, well that's not going to happen. Second,
Speaker 1: take an herbal laxative tonight in the morning, a mug
Speaker 1: of coffee and a bowel movement, and maybe you'll be fine. Buddy.
Speaker 1: I'm no medical expert, But I don't think you can
Speaker 1: poop out a cold. I'm ninety nine percent sure that
Speaker 1: that is not actual medicine at all.
Speaker 2: Is said, Let that mug of coffee carry you for
Speaker 2: the rest of the day. Avoid food, fast and all
Speaker 2: that other stuff. You know what I already know about fasting. Okay,
Speaker 2: I know all there is to know about fasting. I
Speaker 2: I've been fasting since lunch. Since lunch, I have had
Speaker 2: nothing but a couple sticks of beef jerky, two handfuls
Speaker 2: of Skittles, and some throat coat tea. I am famished,
Speaker 2: and I understand the benefits my body's going through right now.
Speaker 2: And yes, Chris, we do need some more cheeseballs. It's
Speaker 2: been a while since we had them.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jesse, what do you think of Trump's burgeoning Chris,
Speaker 1: that's a good word, burgeoning. I'm going to use that
Speaker 1: word burgeoning. Global war on drug cartels. Do you think
Speaker 1: it will end the same way the Jiwat did? Well.
Speaker 1: Wars are funny things, and the truth is that you
Speaker 1: can't get to the bottom the real root cause of
Speaker 1: our drug problem. With killing people. It helps. Don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong, I'm not complaining about what he's doing I'm not,
Speaker 1: but the root of our drug problem in the United
Speaker 1: States of America is not the drug cartels, and it
Speaker 1: is not China. The root of our drug problem is
Speaker 1: we love drugs as a country. We love them. The
Speaker 1: cartells are bad, evil, criminal people who have found a market.
Speaker 1: You know, all criminals, all these criminals, you know, from
Speaker 1: the KaiA mafia to whatever, they have found customers. They've
Speaker 1: found a market. That's how they make money. Drug cartels
Speaker 1: have discovered correctly that the United States. Here in the
Speaker 1: United States of America, there is a desire for slaves,
Speaker 1: as there has always been a desire for slaves, and
Speaker 1: there is a desire for drugs. People want slaves, people
Speaker 1: they own. You can make them do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: People always have, people always will, and people want drugs.
Speaker 1: And so that is a market that drug cartels have
Speaker 1: chosen to dip their toe in and they've made a
Speaker 1: fortune doing it. Now, yes, I realized, we're talking about soulless,
Speaker 1: evil demons who kill and torture people and things like that.
Speaker 1: This is in no way defensive drug cartels. But you
Speaker 1: can sit and drop bombs on drug cartels for the
Speaker 1: next four, eight, twelve years However, long we have the
Speaker 1: White House, you can kill scores and scores and scores
Speaker 1: of them. You can go after their menu factors. You
Speaker 1: can do a lot of very good things. By the way,
Speaker 1: things you should do. I'm not complaining things you should
Speaker 1: do and that will drive up the cost of drugs
Speaker 1: and things like that, But none of that takes care
Speaker 1: of the root of the problem. And the root of
Speaker 1: the problem is Americans love drugs. We are a fabulously
Speaker 1: wealthy country. Contrary to what you may hear, we have
Speaker 1: ridiculous amounts of money compared to other parts of the world,
Speaker 1: and like many wealthy countries throughout history, we want to
Speaker 1: spend some of our extra cash we have laying around
Speaker 1: on things that get people high or whatever kind of
Speaker 1: drug you happen to be doing hallucinating. I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's not my particular area. You know, where they don't
Speaker 1: struggle with drugs. On one of these crappiest country in
Speaker 1: the worldless where people live on a dollar a day,
Speaker 1: you're not worried about getting high. You're trying not to
Speaker 1: die of diarrhea. That is your entire life. Here in America,
Speaker 1: we don't have those concerns boredom. Wealth has brought about
Speaker 1: a love of drugs. Now that said, where's the drug
Speaker 1: cartel war going to go? For Trump? Well, Trump is
Speaker 1: Trump has something he wants, and he is actually handled
Speaker 1: Iran so far in this exact same way the way
Speaker 1: he's handled the drug cartels. Trump is not a boots
Speaker 1: on the ground guy. Trump is not a go to
Speaker 1: war everywhere all the time guy. He has a very
Speaker 1: different view of foreign policy. And actually I like his
Speaker 1: view of foreign policy very much. But he understands there
Speaker 1: are times when you're gonna have to project power somewhere else. So,
Speaker 1: for instance, Iran, he wanted to stop their nuclear reactors,
Speaker 1: their nuclear facilities. Well, I mean, you can send in
Speaker 1: the Marines, or you can coordinate with Israel, have Israel
Speaker 1: take out their anti air defenses for you, which they
Speaker 1: did with our help, and then you can simply fly
Speaker 1: over some long range bombers, drop a bomb down down
Speaker 1: one is a said the chimney nuked the Dagon thing,
Speaker 1: and then fly back home and you've lost nobody, and frankly,
Speaker 1: you haven't really risked anybody. You went, you dropped some bombs,
Speaker 1: you went home, and now Iran is completely crippled. That
Speaker 1: is a fine way to do things, you know, Secretary
Speaker 1: of Defense, Petex that's just put out another video. We
Speaker 1: just nuked another drug boat that was on its way. Okay,
Speaker 1: all these are fine, All these are good, but they're
Speaker 1: not taking care of the problem. Do you want to
Speaker 1: hurt these people or do you actually yeah, you're right, sorry, Chris,
Speaker 1: Secretary of War. I gotta get used to that, and
Speaker 1: I love that, Secretary of War. Do you want to
Speaker 1: hurt these people or do you want to completely eradicate
Speaker 1: and defeat these people? Those are two very, very very
Speaker 1: different things. You remember the conversation we had when they
Speaker 1: first started talking the Trump administration, when they first started
Speaker 1: talking about the drug cartels, they were saying things like
Speaker 1: wipe them from the face of the earth, eradicate them
Speaker 1: using lang like that. Here's the problem, as I talked
Speaker 1: about on the radio, that's not possible, probably at all,
Speaker 1: but it's definitely not possible without boots on the ground,
Speaker 1: going town to town in Mexico, intelligence operations of intense
Speaker 1: urban warfare, guerrilla warfare. It's not possible to do that
Speaker 1: to eradicate the drug cartels without being hands on. You
Speaker 1: cannot drone strike your way into eradicating the drug cartels
Speaker 1: because they are intertwined in their communities in Mexico. In
Speaker 1: a lot of communities, they are the community, they are
Speaker 1: the government. They pave the roads, they build the schools.
Speaker 1: I know, that's crazy. That's the way it is. In
Speaker 1: parts of Median Columbia. Pablo Escobar is celebrated to this
Speaker 1: day for the soccer fields he builds and churches and schools.
Speaker 1: I know. It's a weird world, but it is the
Speaker 1: world in which we live. So where do I see
Speaker 1: this going. It depends on what I choose to believe.
Speaker 1: If the Trump administration truly wants to eradicate the drug cartels,
Speaker 1: by the way, they're not idiots, they know everything I
Speaker 1: just said. If they want to actually eradicate the drug cartels,
Speaker 1: it's going to involve the United States military invading Mexico,
Speaker 1: period it is. If that's not what Trump wants, and
Speaker 1: I very much doubt that's what Trump wants. That does
Speaker 1: not align with his foreign policy at all. If it's
Speaker 1: not what Trump wants, then the goal is not necessarily
Speaker 1: to eradicate the cartels. It's to hurt them. Hurt them
Speaker 1: very badly, Keep arresting, keep killing their leadership. I suspect
Speaker 1: is our plan. Arrest kill their leadership, keep nuking these
Speaker 1: drug boats, making life difficult for them, all this stuff.
Speaker 1: The result of all of this is fewer drugs coming
Speaker 1: into America. That's obviously a very good thing, which will
Speaker 1: drive the cost of drugs up through the roof, which
Speaker 1: will price some people out of the drug trade. The
Speaker 1: problem with that is, historically that has not really gotten
Speaker 1: people off of drugs who were hooked on drugs, for instance,
Speaker 1: heroin and things like that, and meth and a lot
Speaker 1: of these things. Their use increased as our prescription drug opiods, opioids, opiods. However,
Speaker 1: you say that, you know, vicing in percoset, these types
Speaker 1: of things, as we were giving prescriptions out for that,
Speaker 1: and people's prescriptions started to run out where they couldn't
Speaker 1: afford them anymore. Well, these people were already hooked on
Speaker 1: these drugs, and they went searching for others. Okay, my
Speaker 1: doctor won't give me a prescription. I bet you're the
Speaker 1: shady guy up the street with the tattoo on his face.
Speaker 1: Will give me something to give me my foot my fix.
Speaker 1: It will help I applaud what they've done, but there
Speaker 1: is no eradication of the drug cartels without a military
Speaker 1: invasion of Mexico. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a wonderful Friday.
Speaker 3: Member.
Speaker 1: You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Let's do one or two non political ones, shall we? Jesse?
Speaker 1: What is the superior wing flavor? Then the name of
Speaker 1: a just merciful gun. The name of a just merciful gun?
Speaker 1: Okay uh. I've wrestled with this question a lot. Ah.
Speaker 1: I obviously am just the standard buffalo hotwing guy. I
Speaker 1: love that. I am a dry rup guy too. If
Speaker 1: you get a good dry rub, it can be it
Speaker 1: can be enjoyable. I enjoy good dry rub. I don't
Speaker 1: like sweet ones too much, like a barbecue. I'm not
Speaker 1: big on a barbecue. You know a wing flavor? I
Speaker 1: adore garlic parmesan, Garlic parmesan with a good blue cheese.
Speaker 1: Why are you scoffing at garlic parmesan? Chris? What Chris said?
Speaker 1: I need some spice, I know, listen, listen me too.
Speaker 1: I want some spice too. I'm not criticizing for once.
Speaker 1: I'm not criticizing you for needing some spice if I
Speaker 1: have to. The real pro order is you go half
Speaker 1: something spicy, like a Cajun or a buffalo. Half garlic palm,
Speaker 1: garlic palm, given little, giving you a little yin a
Speaker 1: little yang, little this little that I'm a wing connoisseur.
Speaker 1: You already know I am the master. I already educated
Speaker 1: you on how to eat flats, that I'm able to
Speaker 1: tongue punch my way through the flats. And I already
Speaker 1: taught you that a long time ago, so we don't
Speaker 1: have to go over it again. But garlic palm, buffalo
Speaker 1: or every now and then you can find a place
Speaker 1: that does a spicy garlic if you can get it,
Speaker 1: because you can combine to two, get a spicy garlic.
Speaker 1: M Jesse. Given the deep division and mistrust between the
Speaker 1: political right and left, what steps do you think both
Speaker 1: sides can take to begin seeing each other not as
Speaker 1: enemies but as fellow Americans with different views. No, we're enemies.
Speaker 1: We are enemies. I'll explain it this way. It's an
Speaker 1: analogy I've used many times, but I'll use it again.
Speaker 1: If my wife and I, if if she wants to
Speaker 1: move to the suburbs. She wants a white picket fence
Speaker 1: and a house in the suburbs, and that's how she
Speaker 1: wants to live. She still wants to raise our kids,
Speaker 1: you know, we still want to live kind of the
Speaker 1: same life. But she wants to live in the suburbs.
Speaker 1: But I I don't want to live in the burbs.
Speaker 1: I'm want to be in the city. I want to
Speaker 1: live in the city. I want some kind of an
Speaker 1: apartment or a townhouse in the city with the kids,
Speaker 1: of course, And that's the way i want to live
Speaker 1: my life. We can figure that out. We can work
Speaker 1: that out. It's a difference, and I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: act like it's a small difference. It's a difference. But
Speaker 1: we can work it out. But if she wants to
Speaker 1: go to the suburbs with a white picket fence, raise
Speaker 1: the kids church on Sunday, that kind of life, I
Speaker 1: I want to leave the kids. I want to give
Speaker 1: the kids up for adoption. I'm not interested in raising children.
Speaker 1: In fact, I don't even want to hold down a job.
Speaker 1: I want to pick my favorite band and I want
Speaker 1: to get hooked on black tar, heroin. And that's how
Speaker 1: I want to live. My life. We can't reconcile that.
Speaker 1: There's no reconciling that we are going to have to
Speaker 1: go our separate ways, or if we don't go our
Speaker 1: separate ways, one of us is going to have to
Speaker 1: completely give up our dream. This is where we are
Speaker 1: now as a country. Reconciliation between Republicans and Democrats was
Speaker 1: something that has happened many times throughout history, in small ways.
Speaker 1: I admit there've always been different parties, but it has
Speaker 1: happened many times throughout history. There is no reconciliation with communists,
Speaker 1: and it's not even something you should desire. Don't let
Speaker 1: your desire for beat for peace cloud the need for war.
Speaker 1: You must defeat the people who want to chop body
Speaker 1: parts off of children. There is no common ground, there's
Speaker 1: no we all all want the same things. No, we
Speaker 1: do not. You must completely defeat the people who want
Speaker 1: to open up your border and bring as many gang
Speaker 1: members into your community as possible. There is no middle ground.
Speaker 1: We're not going to meet halfway, okay, just a few
Speaker 1: gang members. No no, no, no, no no no. That is not
Speaker 1: humanly possible. And what's more, you shouldn't want that, I know,
Speaker 1: in our in our feminized way we learn things, especially
Speaker 1: America's feminized Christianity, which is not real. We are taught
Speaker 1: that we just should get along with everybody, and everyone
Speaker 1: just should have a place and a say, and every
Speaker 1: everyone's kind of right. I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to take a stance that is flat out wrong.
Speaker 1: It is not right at all. It's not right as
Speaker 1: a country. It's not right. Before God, there is good
Speaker 1: and there is evil. There is right, and there is wrong.
Speaker 1: And we do not come to the table and negotiate
Speaker 1: a peace with wrong. Ron can surrender or Ron can
Speaker 1: be defeated. But we don't need to get along. No,
Speaker 1: we need to win, and we need to focus on winning.
Speaker 1: And what's more, I promise you they're focused on winning.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
Speaker 1: Remember if you missed any part of the show, you
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Speaker 1: Tuesday is the championship game, Crappiest Country in the World.
Speaker 1: Tournament comes to an end. We you and me, we
Speaker 1: choose a champion, and don't forget that champion is going
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. So, Jesse, I'm a fairly new listener,
Speaker 1: been loving the show. I'm curious, are you the one
Speaker 1: that comes up with the brought to You buys for
Speaker 1: the Crappiest country in the World tournament? If not you,
Speaker 1: is it Jewish producer Chris trash can barbecues and pos
Speaker 1: cars and whatnot? Make me laugh. I am not responsible
Speaker 1: for virtually any of those. That is Jewish producer Chris
Speaker 1: and producer Corey, and they're sick people. They're sick, demented people.
Speaker 1: I only came up with one of those, and I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna tell you which one it is. I
Speaker 1: came up with one of those those two. Look, I
Speaker 1: find out the sponsor. When you find out the sponsor,
Speaker 1: did you know that this is one hundred percent the
Speaker 1: sponsor stuff? Totally Chris and Corey and those two freaks.
Speaker 1: They actually sent off the sponsors to the voice guy
Speaker 1: to do the voice so it sounds official. This is
Speaker 1: what bad people. They are just really bad people. Jesse.
Speaker 1: My mother is ninety five and recently hospitalized. Her hospital
Speaker 1: roommate was eighty five. Knowing they both hate Trump, I
Speaker 1: said in a visit, so I understand neither of you
Speaker 1: like Trump. And her roommate turned and said, don't mention
Speaker 1: that creature name or I'll be in here another week.
Speaker 1: Think about all that generation endured, how they fought for
Speaker 1: their country and had their sons die for this country,
Speaker 1: and they were proud. How can they side with democrats?
Speaker 1: I don't get it, do you? His name is Michael?
Speaker 1: All right, So let me get super philosophical here and
Speaker 1: sound like a motivational speaker. But we all take paths
Speaker 1: in life. Remember I told you that I used to
Speaker 1: drink way too much, especially when I got back from Iraq.
Speaker 1: Had a big problem with alcohol when I got back
Speaker 1: from Iraq. We're talking the get off work and the
Speaker 1: first stop I make every day on the way home
Speaker 1: is at a gas station to grab multiple tall boys
Speaker 1: of beer and drink them on the way home. I'm
Speaker 1: not even waiting until I get home. I'm drinking thinking
Speaker 1: on the way home. That's how bad it was, all right,
Speaker 1: that's a really, really bad place to be in life.
Speaker 1: Right So, by the way, if that's you right now,
Speaker 1: you'll get out of it. Keep struggling, keep struggling. We've
Speaker 1: all been there. You'll get out of it anyway, Uh,
Speaker 1: how do you get to that place? Now that I'm
Speaker 1: long out of it and I look back, how do
Speaker 1: you get to that place? Obviously I have a whole
Speaker 1: list of excuses, all all kinds of things. I could say,
Speaker 1: what was this? It was that it was Iraq? But David,
Speaker 1: I have all these excuses, some valid, some not. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But the truth is, when I was a
Speaker 1: young man, sixteen or so seventeen, I discovered beer with
Speaker 1: my friends, as many young men do. Okay, and again,
Speaker 1: I'm not not judging you wherever you are in your life.
Speaker 1: I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you for any dumb,
Speaker 1: stupid things you've done or do, because I've done them
Speaker 1: all or worse. But if you find yourself at thirty
Speaker 1: roughly and you're drinking Tall Boys on the way home
Speaker 1: from work to get drunk every single night, you can, probably,
Speaker 1: if you're honest with yourself, trace that back to starting
Speaker 1: down a path that was a bad path, and you
Speaker 1: just kept getting further and further and further down that path.
Speaker 1: So when you're sixteen or seventeen years old, you're in
Speaker 1: Montana on the weekends, Hey, somebody grab a keg. Let's
Speaker 1: get all the boys together, maybe get some dimes. If
Speaker 1: we're lucky, let's go to the mountains. We'll go camping.
Speaker 1: Let's have a big keg party, drink beer all weekend long.
Speaker 1: All right, that's one way to live your life. It's fine,
Speaker 1: but I did it. But that snowballs into more, and
Speaker 1: snowballs into more, and snowballs into more and more and
Speaker 1: more and more and more, and then eventually, like I said,
Speaker 1: you find yourself getting hammered on the way home because
Speaker 1: you can't even and wait till you walk in the
Speaker 1: door and drop your keys. It's a bad place to
Speaker 1: be in life. Older communists shocked normal people. They'll tell
Speaker 1: you they still shocked me because I didn't have any grandparents, really,
Speaker 1: any older people in my life who were this way.
Speaker 1: When I picture older people, I picture my grandpa. My
Speaker 1: grandpa Hang. He was a farmer, used to be Amish,
Speaker 1: walked away from that, but still really close to all
Speaker 1: of his Amish family. A farmer, gigantic hands, just like mine.
Speaker 1: Gigantic hands, loved his wife, raised wonderful kids on a farm.
Speaker 1: Nicest freaking guy in the world, big barrel laughs, had
Speaker 1: his stuff together financially. And that's how I picture older people.
Speaker 1: That's how I picture older people. The grandpa, that's nice,
Speaker 1: My grandma, my grandma Helen, his wife.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: You walk in the door and she's got homemade apple sauce.
Speaker 1: She just got out of her garden, she's done quilting.
Speaker 1: That's how I picture older people. But why are they
Speaker 1: that way? Those paths started for them years in years
Speaker 1: and years ago, and soon you end up as the
Speaker 1: old woman who makes apple sauce for her grandkids and
Speaker 1: gives them a quilt they don't want it Christmas time.
Speaker 1: That's how I picture old people because that was my
Speaker 1: experience with older people. But there are people who start
Speaker 1: walking down the road of communism even if they don't
Speaker 1: know it. They read the New York Times, they watch NBC.
Speaker 1: Their friends are communists when they're thirty forty. Maybe they
Speaker 1: started when they were twenty. Now picture this, You think
Speaker 1: they should be the saintly World War two generation at
Speaker 1: ninety five, But what if they just spent seventy five
Speaker 1: five years in communist and doctrination. That person is more
Speaker 1: warped than the communist than the twenty year old and
Speaker 1: communist who just discovered communism with her lesbian friends. We
Speaker 1: like to think that's the most mentally deranged radicalized communist
Speaker 1: there is. But she just got hooked on booze yesterday.
Speaker 1: Your grandmother's been hooked on booze for seventy five years.
Speaker 1: Who's further down the path. We travel down paths in life,
Speaker 1: good pass and bad pass by the way. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to make them all dark. Maybe you we talk
Speaker 1: about working out a lot, Not that I'm some workout
Speaker 1: freak or something like that, but maybe you got into
Speaker 1: sports when you were younger, or your parents were into
Speaker 1: sports and working out, and maybe that's just always been
Speaker 1: part of your life. You're always gonna go for a jog,
Speaker 1: You're gonna go to the gym. You're gonna do this well.
Speaker 1: At forty fifty years old, sixty years old, you are
Speaker 1: gonna be in such a better place health wise because
Speaker 1: you've spent years going down that path, traveling down a
Speaker 1: good path where it gets better and better and better
Speaker 1: and better and better. We all make these choices in
Speaker 1: life on where our paths are going to be, on
Speaker 1: what paths we're going to take, and it gets a
Speaker 1: lot better, or it gets a lot worse. You're never
Speaker 1: stationary older democrats today. Older ones are as brain dead, radicalized,
Speaker 1: sick in evil, and broken as the eighteen year old
Speaker 1: you see on college campus who doesn't know anything simply
Speaker 1: because they've been traveling down the wrong path their entire lives.
Speaker 1: And oftentimes, if you travel down that path for long enough,
Speaker 1: you can't get out. You're so far down, you're so
Speaker 1: far gone mentally, you are so broken mentally. Remember that
Speaker 1: old woman. We've played the audio cut of several times before.
Speaker 1: I find it to be so insanely sad. An old
Speaker 1: woman again, the age my grandma was when she used
Speaker 1: to feed me apple sauce and put a quilt on
Speaker 1: me when I stayed overnight at Grandma's house. That's how
Speaker 1: I picture women who are this age. But my grandma
Speaker 1: took one path. This lady took a different one.
Speaker 3: I just, I just I'm just so scared. I'm not
Speaker 3: I'm seventy four years and I worry about everything, and
Speaker 3: I just, I just I just seem so scared and upset,
Speaker 3: and I don't and I don't understand why people didn't
Speaker 3: voted for this person.
Speaker 1: Seventy four years old, broken because that woman, I promise much.
Speaker 1: She didn't discover the Democrat Party yesterday. She spent decades
Speaker 1: traveling down that path. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Fantastic Friday, Final segment on a Fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1: If you miss me, I don't blame you. We'll be
Speaker 1: back on Monday. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com is
Speaker 1: the email address next week? No ifs, no ands, no butts.
Speaker 1: The Siege of Malta history lesson is coming, and I'm
Speaker 1: warning you right now it could very well be Monday.
Speaker 1: It's going to depend on how Newsy Monday is.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: If there's big, gigantic stories, been have to tackle those
Speaker 1: and I can't. But my tentative plan, I'm not committing
Speaker 1: this to you. My tentative plan is hour two after
Speaker 1: Medal of Honor Monday, we completely sidetrack the show and
Speaker 1: we do some siege of Malta. What Why are you
Speaker 1: making that face? Why can't I what I can't do?
Speaker 1: I can't do things I love what I do, not
Speaker 1: make plans that fall through. I am not, I am
Speaker 1: not bound. I have to. I have to serve the people. Chris,
Speaker 1: unlike you, who only serve yourself. I have to care
Speaker 1: about people, and if there's something big, I have to
Speaker 1: talk about it. Anyway, that is probably coming Monday. Speaking
Speaker 1: of Chris, Chris asked why lasagna always sucks. He said
Speaker 1: it shouldn't because the ingredients are all good. You got
Speaker 1: your pasta, at your sauce and everything else. Let me
Speaker 1: explain why lasagna usually sucks. I know there are exceptions.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I know every woman is offended
Speaker 1: and she's emailing in here to lasagna recipe as we speak.
Speaker 1: To stay with me. Here's why lasagna generally sucks, even
Speaker 1: though the ingredients are generally good. One ricotta cheese is disgusting.
Speaker 1: At least the ricotta cheese, that clumping, nasty stuff that's
Speaker 1: like soap. That that that we normally get in lasagna.
Speaker 1: Here I realize there's good, more kind of liquidy, pure
Speaker 1: ricotta that's better. But our garbage ricotta is garbage. So
Speaker 1: let's set that aside. Food. As I've explained so many times,
Speaker 1: it's all about the ratios. It's all about the proportion,
Speaker 1: and that's what lasagna gets wrong. You know, we'll make
Speaker 1: we'll make this about pizza. What's what makes or breaks
Speaker 1: a good pizza. You could argue anything, Is it the crust,
Speaker 1: is it the sauce? I would usually say it's a sauce.
Speaker 1: Is it the cheese or the pepperoni or the sausage
Speaker 1: or whatever. All those things matter. But a truly great
Speaker 1: pizza has the proper proportion of all of them. Uh.
Speaker 1: This is where cheese steaks are another example. Guys will
Speaker 1: screw up cheese because I need it with ten can
Speaker 1: I get three times the meat I like meat too.
Speaker 1: That screws up the bread to meat, to cheese, to onions,
Speaker 1: to jap ratio, It's all screwed up. Lasagna has the ingredients,
Speaker 1: the meats and the cheeses and the pastas, but the
Speaker 1: ratios are all wrong, so it doesn't work. It's all
Speaker 1: about the proper proportion of things right, not too hot,
Speaker 1: not too cold, Jesse. Charlie's assassination and subsequential forgiveness by
Speaker 1: Erica Kirk of that Kami was a game changer for
Speaker 1: me personally. I've never seen anything like witnessing by our
Speaker 1: leaders at Charlie's memorial service. It was incredible with my
Speaker 1: renewed interest in the New Testament. Haha, on your face Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm reading it with your messaging in my head, having
Speaker 1: been listening to you since Fox News wax Tucker or
Speaker 1: wax Tucker. The question is this, how can we tie
Speaker 1: your anti communist messaging to the Bible in a way
Speaker 1: that brings more anti communists to a spiritual reality as
Speaker 1: well as more spiritual people to realize the threat of communism.
Speaker 1: I agree, communism's our greatest threat. So on and so forth.
Speaker 1: He says, his name is Tom. You don't have to
Speaker 1: tie in something that's already tied. It's already tied. It
Speaker 1: is already tied. Are use a sports analogy here. If
Speaker 1: you are somebody who loves football or you love lifting weights.
Speaker 1: If you love lifting weights, then inevitably that's going to
Speaker 1: make you better at football because you're getting stronger. Or
Speaker 1: maybe you just love football, but you're out there. It's
Speaker 1: the pushups and the running, and you're getting stronger. You're
Speaker 1: also going to get better at lifting weights. You are
Speaker 1: moving not just in the same direction. You're not moving parallel.
Speaker 1: It's like you are moving toward each other at an angle,
Speaker 1: and at some point in time you're going to meet.
Speaker 1: There is evil, and because there is evil, You're seeing
Speaker 1: it all the time everywhere. Because there is evil, that
Speaker 1: must mean there is good. There are great things happening
Speaker 1: in the country right now, Absolutely awesome things happening in
Speaker 1: the country. This guy though struggling, Jesse, I know you've
Speaker 1: seen Jane Goodall died on Wednesday. When I saw the news,
Speaker 1: my inner voice laughed and said, you wanted less humans
Speaker 1: on earth? You which she's that lady who talked about
Speaker 1: reducing the population by ninety percent and things like that.
Speaker 1: What kind of monster am I? As long as I
Speaker 1: can remember, I've always not celebrated, but felt no sorrow
Speaker 1: at all when a COMI or member of the opposition
Speaker 1: has died. I try to be a good person, but
Speaker 1: I can't help feeling relieved when they die. What kind
Speaker 1: of a monster am I? You are not a monster,
Speaker 1: You're a human being. And if you have these thoughts,
Speaker 1: that's generally not great. But don't voice them. I mean,
Speaker 1: you can always email me. I'm fine, I'm glad you
Speaker 1: email me. Just keep it to yourself. A great rule
Speaker 1: is never, ever, ever, ever, ever celebrate when someone dies.
Speaker 1: Maybe if a terrorist dies or something like that, you
Speaker 1: can stand up and cheer. Look, Jane goodall is paying
Speaker 1: the price for that now. If anything, feel sorry, Feel sorry,
Speaker 1: all right, but yeah, never celebrate and definitely don't do
Speaker 1: it publicly when someone dies. Now, go soak up every
Speaker 1: minute of your weekend and enjoy yourself, all right. I
Speaker 1: will talk to you again on Monday, that's all.