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<v Speaker 1>Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another

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<v Speaker 1>edition of Idiotology. Would let you tako one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jrr butt your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this hour of the show has brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by the next big job fair coming up on Wednesday

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<v Speaker 2>at the Orlando Science Center, Florida jobs Now job Fare.

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<v Speaker 2>Over seventy different recruiters will be there from seventy different

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<v Speaker 2>businesses here in central Florida looking to hire good people.

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<v Speaker 2>Noon for this Wednesday at the Science Center, the Orlando

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<v Speaker 2>Science Center. And there's free parking, so don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>You just park right there and walk across a little

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<v Speaker 2>walkway go get your job. The website is fljobsnow dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>That way you can kind of go in there without

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<v Speaker 2>being bliged.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you can go in there and Okay, this

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<v Speaker 3>company's gonna be there this one, maybe I want to

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<v Speaker 3>pinpoint this one fljobsnow dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Independence Bank in Kentucky is uh trying to answer some

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<v Speaker 2>questions after more than a dozen of their customers received

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<v Speaker 2>fake one hundred dollar bills. But this isn't like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>some counterfeit bills got to put into the machine by mistake. No,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the movie money, you know, you know, for

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<v Speaker 2>motion picture purposes, you know, and props. We trust. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we've all seen the fake movie money. How in the

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<v Speaker 2>world does that happen? Taco couldn't tell you the uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever heard of that bank? Independence Bank? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't. There's a gazillion different banks in this country,

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<v Speaker 2>so who knows.

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<v Speaker 3>True banks are just like the old uh, like the

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Starbucks inconvenience stories, just everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Every corner, every corner now, granted, a lot of them

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<v Speaker 2>look a little bit different these days, especially the drive throughs.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you noticed that most drive throughs now you if

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<v Speaker 2>you pull in, there's there's no windows up there anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all gone. It's just the pneumatic tubes. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>fire that thing off. Then someone appears on the screen going, oh, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>there's someone out there.

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<v Speaker 3>There's windows at mine. But I don't know why the

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<v Speaker 3>actual bank is there. I think you could and any

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<v Speaker 3>bankers don't take this in the wrong way. You could

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<v Speaker 3>do still do your job with what I'm talking about,

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<v Speaker 3>But it seems like after COVID, you know, nobody goes

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<v Speaker 3>in the bank anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if anybody really went in the bank

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<v Speaker 2>before COVID for the most parts. Yeah, it's just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there are times you do have to go in person.

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<v Speaker 2>But so it sounds like the bank is blaming this

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<v Speaker 2>on the company that stocks the ATMs, not themselves. Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>if I know Harold, the ATM guy, somebody swapped out

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<v Speaker 2>some money here somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>If I know him, then I got access, you know, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a three person job. Freddy over here, he was

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<v Speaker 3>in a couple of films. He's got a whole stack

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<v Speaker 3>of that cash.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of the customers didn't even realize until they went

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<v Speaker 2>to try to use the money. That's when they ran

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<v Speaker 2>into the problems there.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I just pulled out money to pay

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<v Speaker 3>a plumbing bill, and I didn't look at the hundreds.

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<v Speaker 2>I just look and see, you know, it looks like

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<v Speaker 2>I got what I asked for. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I just get my ID back out of the thing,

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<v Speaker 3>made sure that there were for of them in there,

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<v Speaker 3>and went on.

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<v Speaker 2>Never looked at him.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I hope those weren't movie money, because then I

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<v Speaker 3>pasked him on my bud his problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Yeah, what do you mean I didn't give you

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<v Speaker 2>a movie money? After the headache he caused me on

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night. Well deserved got a couple of different stories

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<v Speaker 2>involving Panera bread here first well then indirectly. In the

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<v Speaker 2>first one, eight door dash driver was making a Panera

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<v Speaker 2>bread delivery near Perland, Texas, and he claims that he

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<v Speaker 2>was shot at by men on horseback. This near Houston.

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<v Speaker 4>Far down the road, I run into a long line

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<v Speaker 4>of It was clear to me they were looking to

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<v Speaker 4>start trouble. It was a game to them. One of

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<v Speaker 4>them dismounts off their horse. Another rider got some my

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<v Speaker 4>right and blocked me off, and then the guy who

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<v Speaker 4>gets off in front of me said he was gonna

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<v Speaker 4>pop my match right here. But that's when I hear like,

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<v Speaker 4>basically sounded like an explosion. I didn't even understand the

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<v Speaker 4>night when the cop that found the bullet was like,

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<v Speaker 4>you're really lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>How did the poor DoorDash driver do to piss off

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<v Speaker 2>the guys on horseback. It's like the cyclists.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's you know, against them, it seems like drivers. So

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<v Speaker 3>he's a door dash. He represents all that is delivering food,

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<v Speaker 3>just like Uber eats. He is the he is the

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<v Speaker 3>delivery person. They're on horsebacks. Trying to stay old school.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'll go back to the Yellowstone Age.

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<v Speaker 2>Is what's wrong with the world exactly. I want DoorDash

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<v Speaker 2>on horse. It's gonna be door trot Texas man. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>huh wow though, I mean meanwhile in Colorado, Uh this

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<v Speaker 2>at an actual Panera bread location. Unruly suspect or unruly customer,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean really got out of control. And I do

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<v Speaker 2>have the video footage of this situation as it unfolded

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<v Speaker 2>on our Facebook page if you'd like to take a look.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, well, Taco I don't know if Bob World

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<v Speaker 2>Order is spread out to Colorado, but let's just say

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<v Speaker 2>it all came to a screeching halt when a metal

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<v Speaker 2>pizza paddle was utilized by some of the workers there

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<v Speaker 2>at the Panera with the pizza paddle. Where was that again, Colorado?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, they're turning in on the free iHeart app

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<v Speaker 3>We don't really need BWO in Panera Breads and restaurants.

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<v Speaker 3>Well no, when you're wiping out shelves, remember the lady

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<v Speaker 3>this weekend at Pitmasters and Poorers. Thanks again to everybody

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<v Speaker 3>who came out to that great event. This lady walks up,

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<v Speaker 3>she say hey, you could I have a sticker, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like usually people just want a sticker, not knowing what

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<v Speaker 3>it is. Yeah, and do you know what bwo is?

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<v Speaker 4>She?

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<v Speaker 2>No? What is it? This is a lady probably you

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<v Speaker 2>know upper fifty shoes. No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I said, it's the plan to wipe out all

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<v Speaker 3>retail thievery guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I'll be tuning into your station via intimidation,

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh, via intimidation and permanently maiming individuals, rendering them

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<v Speaker 2>wheelchair bound. Is that's the nuts and the bolts of

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<v Speaker 2>this thing you concocted.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't explain that portion to her because I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to freak her out, but I did tell p

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<v Speaker 3>one Jay and her friend that came out and he

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<v Speaker 3>looked at me. He said, that's kind of out of control, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a it's in theory, bro, Look.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, borderlines vigilante. Well, no, it is vigilant.

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<v Speaker 3>If somebody is wheeling around a neighborhood with no knee

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<v Speaker 3>caps because they were stealing from you know, the Gucci store.

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<v Speaker 3>Those little kids aren't going to steal any who's I

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<v Speaker 3>almost swayed him, almost swayed him. He took a sticker.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you all noticed that I've very strategically tried to

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<v Speaker 3>back away from this a few steps between myself and

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<v Speaker 3>the originator over here of the whole BWO theory. For

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<v Speaker 3>those who haven't backed away from the grassroots movement, that is,

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<v Speaker 3>if you have not sent in your self address stamped envelope.

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<v Speaker 2>We still have a few BWO stickers left.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, just keep egging them on self, address stamped envelope,

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<v Speaker 3>sending here to the station. I'll pack some BWO's in there.

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<v Speaker 3>The Lynch will pack him in with me. This time

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<v Speaker 3>we're doing it bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Bob World, order Lynchin Tago on demand. Tell loady, iHeart

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<v Speaker 2>weight you at all right. Thank you to Mills Air