Speaker 1: Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another
Speaker 1: edition of Idiotology. Would let you tako one on one
Speaker 1: one w jrr butt your freaking idiots.
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Speaker 2: Independence Bank in Kentucky is uh trying to answer some
Speaker 2: questions after more than a dozen of their customers received
Speaker 2: fake one hundred dollar bills. But this isn't like, oh,
Speaker 2: some counterfeit bills got to put into the machine by mistake. No,
Speaker 2: this is the movie money, you know, you know, for
Speaker 2: motion picture purposes, you know, and props. We trust. You know,
Speaker 2: we've all seen the fake movie money. How in the
Speaker 2: world does that happen? Taco couldn't tell you the uh?
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of that bank? Independence Bank? No?
Speaker 2: I haven't. There's a gazillion different banks in this country,
Speaker 2: so who knows.
Speaker 3: True banks are just like the old uh, like the
Speaker 3: you know, Starbucks inconvenience stories, just everywhere.
Speaker 2: Every corner, every corner now, granted, a lot of them
Speaker 2: look a little bit different these days, especially the drive throughs.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed that most drive throughs now you if
Speaker 2: you pull in, there's there's no windows up there anymore.
Speaker 2: They're all gone. It's just the pneumatic tubes. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: fire that thing off. Then someone appears on the screen going, oh, hey,
Speaker 2: there's someone out there.
Speaker 3: There's windows at mine. But I don't know why the
Speaker 3: actual bank is there. I think you could and any
Speaker 3: bankers don't take this in the wrong way. You could
Speaker 3: do still do your job with what I'm talking about,
Speaker 3: But it seems like after COVID, you know, nobody goes
Speaker 3: in the bank anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody really went in the bank
Speaker 2: before COVID for the most parts. Yeah, it's just you know,
Speaker 2: there are times you do have to go in person.
Speaker 2: But so it sounds like the bank is blaming this
Speaker 2: on the company that stocks the ATMs, not themselves. Hey, man,
Speaker 2: if I know Harold, the ATM guy, somebody swapped out
Speaker 2: some money here somewhere.
Speaker 3: If I know him, then I got access, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a three person job. Freddy over here, he was
Speaker 3: in a couple of films. He's got a whole stack
Speaker 3: of that cash.
Speaker 2: Most of the customers didn't even realize until they went
Speaker 2: to try to use the money. That's when they ran
Speaker 2: into the problems there.
Speaker 3: You know what, I just pulled out money to pay
Speaker 3: a plumbing bill, and I didn't look at the hundreds.
Speaker 2: I just look and see, you know, it looks like
Speaker 2: I got what I asked for. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just get my ID back out of the thing,
Speaker 3: made sure that there were for of them in there,
Speaker 3: and went on.
Speaker 2: Never looked at him.
Speaker 3: Wow, I hope those weren't movie money, because then I
Speaker 3: pasked him on my bud his problem.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, what do you mean I didn't give you
Speaker 2: a movie money? After the headache he caused me on
Speaker 2: Friday night. Well deserved got a couple of different stories
Speaker 2: involving Panera bread here first well then indirectly. In the
Speaker 2: first one, eight door dash driver was making a Panera
Speaker 2: bread delivery near Perland, Texas, and he claims that he
Speaker 2: was shot at by men on horseback. This near Houston.
Speaker 4: Far down the road, I run into a long line
Speaker 4: of It was clear to me they were looking to
Speaker 4: start trouble. It was a game to them. One of
Speaker 4: them dismounts off their horse. Another rider got some my
Speaker 4: right and blocked me off, and then the guy who
Speaker 4: gets off in front of me said he was gonna
Speaker 4: pop my match right here. But that's when I hear like,
Speaker 4: basically sounded like an explosion. I didn't even understand the
Speaker 4: night when the cop that found the bullet was like,
Speaker 4: you're really lucky.
Speaker 2: How did the poor DoorDash driver do to piss off
Speaker 2: the guys on horseback. It's like the cyclists.
Speaker 3: Everybody's you know, against them, it seems like drivers. So
Speaker 3: he's a door dash. He represents all that is delivering food,
Speaker 3: just like Uber eats. He is the he is the
Speaker 3: delivery person. They're on horsebacks. Trying to stay old school.
Speaker 3: You know, I'll go back to the Yellowstone Age.
Speaker 2: Is what's wrong with the world exactly. I want DoorDash
Speaker 2: on horse. It's gonna be door trot Texas man. Uh
Speaker 2: huh wow though, I mean meanwhile in Colorado, Uh this
Speaker 2: at an actual Panera bread location. Unruly suspect or unruly customer,
Speaker 2: I mean really got out of control. And I do
Speaker 2: have the video footage of this situation as it unfolded
Speaker 2: on our Facebook page if you'd like to take a look.
Speaker 2: And uh, well, Taco I don't know if Bob World
Speaker 2: Order is spread out to Colorado, but let's just say
Speaker 2: it all came to a screeching halt when a metal
Speaker 2: pizza paddle was utilized by some of the workers there
Speaker 2: at the Panera with the pizza paddle. Where was that again, Colorado?
Speaker 3: Uh huh, they're turning in on the free iHeart app
Speaker 3: We don't really need BWO in Panera Breads and restaurants.
Speaker 3: Well no, when you're wiping out shelves, remember the lady
Speaker 3: this weekend at Pitmasters and Poorers. Thanks again to everybody
Speaker 3: who came out to that great event. This lady walks up,
Speaker 3: she say hey, you could I have a sticker, you know,
Speaker 3: like usually people just want a sticker, not knowing what
Speaker 3: it is. Yeah, and do you know what bwo is?
Speaker 4: She?
Speaker 2: No? What is it? This is a lady probably you
Speaker 2: know upper fifty shoes. No.
Speaker 3: No, I said, it's the plan to wipe out all
Speaker 3: retail thievery guys.
Speaker 2: I love it. I'll be tuning into your station via intimidation,
Speaker 2: uh huh, via intimidation and permanently maiming individuals, rendering them
Speaker 2: wheelchair bound. Is that's the nuts and the bolts of
Speaker 2: this thing you concocted.
Speaker 3: I didn't explain that portion to her because I didn't
Speaker 3: want to freak her out, but I did tell p
Speaker 3: one Jay and her friend that came out and he
Speaker 3: looked at me. He said, that's kind of out of control, dude.
Speaker 3: It's a it's in theory, bro, Look.
Speaker 2: I said, borderlines vigilante. Well, no, it is vigilant.
Speaker 3: If somebody is wheeling around a neighborhood with no knee
Speaker 3: caps because they were stealing from you know, the Gucci store.
Speaker 3: Those little kids aren't going to steal any who's I
Speaker 3: almost swayed him, almost swayed him. He took a sticker.
Speaker 3: Have you all noticed that I've very strategically tried to
Speaker 3: back away from this a few steps between myself and
Speaker 3: the originator over here of the whole BWO theory. For
Speaker 3: those who haven't backed away from the grassroots movement, that is,
Speaker 3: if you have not sent in your self address stamped envelope.
Speaker 2: We still have a few BWO stickers left.
Speaker 3: Sure, just keep egging them on self, address stamped envelope,
Speaker 3: sending here to the station. I'll pack some BWO's in there.
Speaker 3: The Lynch will pack him in with me. This time
Speaker 3: we're doing it bro.
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