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Speaker 4: They need to have it. Now let's hand it over
Speaker 4: to Kevin. Okay, So we finished up in the last segment.
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Speaker 3: That's just a.
Speaker 4: Full show to beautiful, Yeah, crowded, or if you want
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Speaker 4: We got through about the first half to the point
Speaker 4: you know, the audience Q and a thing. But then
Speaker 4: they brought out the second musical guest of the night
Speaker 4: and it was Miley Cyrus with Britney Howard and the
Speaker 4: Roots doing the I mean the Prince Snead O'Connor and
Speaker 4: Chris Cornell song Nothing Compares to You, and that was.
Speaker 2: That was a deep meaning because of Snead O'Connor being
Speaker 2: on the show, right.
Speaker 4: I think someone maybe Princess ties to the show as well.
Speaker 4: I would imagine. So I joked, is Miley gonna do
Speaker 4: something provocative, you know, rip up a picture of something?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: But then so they did that song. Do you have
Speaker 1: anything you will say about it or no? I It
Speaker 1: made me very reflective when I was watching it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like both of those artists. I'm not like crazy
Speaker 1: about Miley Sayris, but dude, that girl.
Speaker 3: Can sing her ass off. She is an elite singer.
Speaker 4: It's very wild to me that Hannah Montana is now
Speaker 4: very respected in the music world by all kinds of artists,
Speaker 4: and she has been for a long time.
Speaker 1: But when my daughter was five years old, she came
Speaker 1: home and said, I want a lunchbox from Hannah Katana
Speaker 1: and didn't even know who that was, just knew that
Speaker 1: people on the playground were talking about it and she
Speaker 1: needed a Hannah Katana lunchbox.
Speaker 3: Hannah Cattanda is a completely different character, by the way,
Speaker 3: very violent.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: Then I knew it was about halftime, so so weekend update.
Speaker 4: And I was glad that they let Michael and call
Speaker 4: And do it because they've been doing it for over
Speaker 4: ten years. Now.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: You know at the fortieth it was Tina and Amy
Speaker 4: and Seth and Jane Curtin. So I was hoping they
Speaker 4: would let Michael and Colin do it because I do
Speaker 4: think they're very deserving of it, and they did.
Speaker 3: I loved a great joke that Michael Jay made about O. J. Simpson.
Speaker 3: A lot of good o J. Jokes.
Speaker 4: Then you have a couple of your h you know,
Speaker 4: your your correspondence. Come on. Cecily Strong was back with
Speaker 4: the girl who you wish you hadn't started a conversation
Speaker 4: with a party. But he did that on her first
Speaker 4: episode when she was a kid. Funny bit and now
Speaker 4: that's a good bit. She's up there pregnant now. And
Speaker 4: the joke was that drunk uncle is the dad. So
Speaker 4: they brought in Bobby Moren a hand to a drunk
Speaker 4: uncle and.
Speaker 3: It was good. And these all went on a little
Speaker 3: too long.
Speaker 4: Then Fred Armison and Vanessa bay Or did Lorne's best
Speaker 4: friends growing up and so good.
Speaker 3: They always love that, I will say whispering, it is impossible.
Speaker 1: I'm about trying over shadow of Vanessa Eric because she's
Speaker 1: great man that Fred Armison just whatever he does, it
Speaker 1: just immediately makes me start laughing. He is so good
Speaker 1: at zeroing in on the smallest, tiniest nuance and making
Speaker 1: it a bit.
Speaker 4: Now, that's awesome. And then they the ended after that
Speaker 4: with well, we're gonna bring up Bill Murray and Bill
Speaker 4: Murray is holding a top ten list number ten, first version.
Speaker 4: I should set this up a little better. He's gonna
Speaker 4: rank the Weekend Update host over the years, and his
Speaker 4: first chart has one on it, and he's he wanted
Speaker 4: to make Michael Jay the best Black Weekend Update host
Speaker 4: because he's the only Black Weekend Update host there's been.
Speaker 4: So that was good to start, but then he's got
Speaker 4: a top ten list number ten. Now he's sitting right
Speaker 4: beside Colin Jost.
Speaker 5: He's one of the all time greats. Mister Colin quick
Speaker 5: had you for a second. No, you'll don't worry, you
Speaker 5: don't Numbers not eight and seven, Kevin Nealan Jan Miller.
Speaker 3: And Seth Myers.
Speaker 5: I just wish we had the time tonight to say
Speaker 5: something nice about any of them.
Speaker 3: Probably have enough time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're right here at six now, okay, right, Colin,
Speaker 5: this could be you, huh is it? No? It is
Speaker 5: not Tina and Amy just ahead of Tina and Jimmy.
Speaker 5: But I checked online and Girl on Girl is still
Speaker 5: like very very popular. Okay. Next up Cornelius Crane Chase,
Speaker 5: who we've all come to know as Connie that weekend
Speaker 5: updates simply would not exist without him, so it would
Speaker 5: be wrong to have him listed it anywhere.
Speaker 3: But number four.
Speaker 5: Jane Curtin and Danny ackron I was the first to
Speaker 5: call Jane an ignorant slap backstage, Danny had the brilliant
Speaker 5: idea to say it on camera and really really mean it.
Speaker 5: Number two is Norm McDonald. He may have been the
Speaker 5: best of it, but more importantly, he made me, for one,
Speaker 5: ask the question of myself, could oj possibly have done it?
Speaker 5: So that brings us to number one. Colin got a
Speaker 5: good feeling about this, okay. Number one is funny, he's
Speaker 5: got a great smile, and he's currently sleeping every kind
Speaker 5: of way with the lovely actress Scarlett Johansson of course,
Speaker 5: I'm talking about my brother Brian.
Speaker 4: Very good, so good, and not a lot of people
Speaker 4: could just pull off eating that amount of time. M hm.
Speaker 4: The jokes are just worded perfectly. I wish I could
Speaker 4: find time to say something funny about any of them.
Speaker 3: But we're already here, We're already over're here at six now.
Speaker 3: I thought that was so good. They still got it,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: So you see a lot of these old guys go
Speaker 4: up there now and they're like, oh, they don't have
Speaker 4: any reason.
Speaker 3: Chevy couldn't participate in anything. He definitely has.
Speaker 2: Aged obviously, you know, he looks different, But dude, his
Speaker 2: fastball's right there.
Speaker 3: It was all I thought.
Speaker 2: That was arguably the best moment of the night.
Speaker 3: I had too.
Speaker 4: Then they did the close encounter thing, which is really
Speaker 4: one of Kate McKinnon's signature sketches, and I think she
Speaker 4: had done enough in her career to have a full sketch.
Speaker 3: I would have rather heard that.
Speaker 4: Wait, didn't she do Rudy Giuliani, Yeah, but that was
Speaker 4: you know, yeah, quick hitter.
Speaker 3: But dude, Meryl Street, the.
Speaker 4: Meryl Streep comes out there, which is I figured what
Speaker 4: that's about. Meryl Streep has never appear on SNL before.
Speaker 4: But she is dating Martin Short right now?
Speaker 6: Is that what?
Speaker 4: That's how she got involved. I did not know that
Speaker 4: you're friends with Marty.
Speaker 3: Then you can get in there. Then we go to.
Speaker 4: We did the pre tape thing that was Lorraine Newman
Speaker 4: and Pete Davidson doing his character Chad.
Speaker 3: I love that bit very much.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing is when all of a sudden his
Speaker 2: clothes are completely all music.
Speaker 3: Okay you Adam Sandler now with an acoustic guitar.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this was the best writer. Dan Bulla playing piano,
Speaker 4: sway a little bit of that.
Speaker 7: Fifty years of cast member saying, I think our cast
Speaker 7: is the greatest of all time, but we all know
Speaker 7: that the first cast was the best. That'd because of
Speaker 7: best We've got four years of Eddie Murphy, eight years
Speaker 7: of Will fourteen were five years of chan Hooks and Guilda,
Speaker 7: sixth of Victoria, eleven of Chang, three years of Melody
Speaker 7: HUDs So Michael McKeon Crushing It Too, one of Billy Crystal,
Speaker 7: six of Dennis Miller, eight.
Speaker 6: Of Harming the Globe, seven years of Trashing Way, five
Speaker 6: years on Terry and Quinn, four of Kazariskian Clean on
Speaker 6: eleven of a harmct, fourteen years of Damis and Handy.
Speaker 3: Chiller Final Like twenty five.
Speaker 8: Eighteen of Annie Dammitt and Damie Wilson plus Aimon and
Speaker 8: Discoing Bobby Man, thirty years of Down Here, forty five years.
Speaker 9: Of Lord, six years of our Boy Farley, five of
Speaker 9: Our Body, fifty years of one of us getting to
Speaker 9: say live from New York.
Speaker 7: It's Saturday night.
Speaker 3: Fifty years of staying at.
Speaker 1: On Hold at the point we did it all, Did
Speaker 1: you guys do this bit that we did all night long?
Speaker 3: Like dry your eyes?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I teared up on that one. Hey, Siri,
Speaker 3: how old is so and So? No, I don't do
Speaker 3: I don't mess with theory like that.
Speaker 1: Dude. We did that all night long, and I will
Speaker 1: be shocked if any of you can tell me how
Speaker 1: old Garrett Morris.
Speaker 3: Is seventy five? Oh wait uh? That was my favorite bit,
Speaker 3: was him in that chair. I looked that up. I
Speaker 3: did look that one up right, like eighty seven or
Speaker 3: eighty eight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, eighty eight, So he was thirty eight years old
Speaker 1: when that show came.
Speaker 4: Years old for that, you know, that's one of the
Speaker 4: big Laurren said in the beginning, one of the big
Speaker 4: purposes of the shows have people who are relatively unheard of,
Speaker 4: and why these people were, like Garrett was working a
Speaker 4: day job. Yeah, you know, it's like now where you
Speaker 4: can just kind of go to the comedy club and
Speaker 4: just kind of get through that way.
Speaker 3: I mean, all of these.
Speaker 4: People were like our old football players, like work at
Speaker 4: home depot in the day.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm stuff. You know who's aged really well.
Speaker 4: Rachel dratch Oh did the New York fiftieth musical. John
Speaker 4: mulaney does a musical every time he hosts, so we
Speaker 4: kind of knew that was coming. David Spade a really
Speaker 4: good line where he goes, yeah, I got a good
Speaker 4: feel for it.
Speaker 3: He went back and that's really good.
Speaker 1: That's that's That's like his whole thing is just dismissive.
Speaker 3: That's great. Lil Wayne, you got to do like five songs. Medley,
Speaker 3: I thought it was strange.
Speaker 1: My wife had the weird deal a deal where she
Speaker 1: fell asleep three times during it, and every time she
Speaker 1: woke up she said, I don't understand why Lil Wayne's here.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing I mean that album the Carter three, I
Speaker 4: mean probably holds up and that's maybe where everyone's on
Speaker 4: the cast liked it back then.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know. I bet Questlove just forced
Speaker 3: him on. There was sing quest Love.
Speaker 4: You come back and you have Tom Hanks and it's
Speaker 4: dark and you think an in memoriam is coming, and
Speaker 4: instead they are doing an in memoriam to all of
Speaker 4: the questionable things that have happened on the show over
Speaker 4: the years. And we are talking about blackface, we're talking
Speaker 4: about the inbomb being dropped. Because they ended with Chevy
Speaker 4: Chase and Richard Pryor going back and forth.
Speaker 3: One of the greatest bits ever.
Speaker 4: And that was on the way I mean questionable guest
Speaker 4: as they didn't have a R Kelly and O. J.
Speaker 4: Sipp said and all these did he I think was
Speaker 4: one of them that they had a child molestation jokes,
Speaker 4: which is you know, that's the genesis of Bobby Bouchet
Speaker 4: is canteen Boy, water Boy.
Speaker 3: There's one that they said just woe on there.
Speaker 4: And it's Adrian Brody is he's playing a fake Jamaican, which.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that was?
Speaker 4: Right? There's a theory that this is them trying to
Speaker 4: lobby for shallow May to win Best Actor.
Speaker 1: No, this was this was him introducing Sean Paul like
Speaker 1: he came out, so Adrian Brody makes beats like he
Speaker 1: you know why, he's also been a painter, like he
Speaker 1: does all the different things.
Speaker 3: He got real into making hip hop beats.
Speaker 1: And he came out and introduced Sean Paul in character,
Speaker 1: and everyone was looking at him like what are you
Speaker 1: doing right now? And he thought he was totally doing
Speaker 1: something on point.
Speaker 4: There's a theory that they did that they love Shallow
Speaker 4: May now and it's like, hey, there's still a couple
Speaker 4: of days of Oscar voting that might make people pick
Speaker 4: Shallow May over him for rolling the brutals.
Speaker 3: Then all uh, Paul McCartney ended the night.
Speaker 4: There's a theory that the three songs he played, the
Speaker 4: little metal he played is because in the Chris Farley
Speaker 4: Show back in the day, Chris Farley brought up.
Speaker 3: A couple of those songs. But I go back and
Speaker 3: watch that and said, remember when you were in the Beatles, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Have your road.
Speaker 3: I love you take is more than the love you
Speaker 3: make or whatever. Yeah, but that's also like inappropriate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it was good, but lyrically for the end
Speaker 4: of the June though, you know, yeah, and there was.
Speaker 3: I thought it was good, not great, but I think
Speaker 3: all of it's been amazing.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go watch all of it again tonight.
Speaker 1: Good recap, good job Kevin.
Speaker 3: I'm ana listen to music with Christina. That's fair.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Christina will play music right here on
Speaker 1: the Eagle.
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