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so this show's about twelve years old. You're the second
woman on the show ever. Congratulation first canadiant on we
try to burn that.
Speaker 5: He's pretty much a Canadian woman.
Speaker 2: Now you're you're in Arizona and yeah, I'm assuming that
she's doing a show with you or she she.
Speaker 3: Is friends with the gentleman that is featuring for me
at the club. They put you in a condo, right,
and you know, usually the feature doesn't get to doesn't
get a place. So like, if I have a hope,
if I have an extra room at where I'm staying,
I'll let them stay.
Speaker 4: There because.
Speaker 3: You know it's expensive. Like so so he stayed there
and he's like, I have a friend coming. She's gonna
shoot your stuff. But I'm like, yeah, let her go.
More the merrier did.
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you name it, it's staying here.
Speaker 5: Did she google you? A thousand bucks?
Speaker 2: Says she googled you and then told her friend, just
telling him on the lesbian please.
Speaker 3: They think that you're not a lesbian, that you googled
me and that you found you think I'm a weirdo.
So you told him to tell me that you're a lesbian.
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found out, bust ye ask her.
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Speaker 3: Who's your favorite w n B A player?
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Speaker 3: Howall leagues are you in? Two?
Speaker 4: She's in two, she's into so she's back.
Speaker 5: That's it. I can totally believe that.
Speaker 3: Guys, if you're in Phoenix, Arizona, I'm at the House
comedy tonight tomorrow night. Then next week I'm in Louisville.
Does anyone in Louisville like comedy? Buy a freaking ticket?
Speaker 5: Dude? I was just I was just down in Louisville. Dude.
Speaker 2: I had an absolute blessed shout out to everybody that
came to the Country Boy Brewery, super fun show, thanks
to Billy and thanks Underrated.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe TBO just took all the all the
money from all the people in there.
Speaker 5: Was packed.
Speaker 2: It was super fun. Here's now let me say this
about this. Oh and next Friday, Sammy Tripley and I
Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Speaker 5: Yeah, go uprush, come get some.
Speaker 1: That's the best fort I heard. That's the best fort
of all the forts for Fort Wayne, better than Fort
Worth in Fort Leworth.
Speaker 3: For Johnny's making statements starting Twitter, beef for Steady.
Speaker 5: And when the last time you were down in Kentucky.
Speaker 3: I did Louisville like less than a year agoing until Dana,
It's like, I don't, I can't go back to markets
that quick. People like, we see, we're cool for.
Speaker 2: I was blown away. First of all, I didn't. I mean,
you know that horses is everything down there, right? But
you see I mean these just the fences alone, fifteen
miles of the same fucking fence, A nice fence too,
and you're like, that's just I go, what are these horses?
I mean, I know what a cow does. You can
fucking get milk from a cow, you eat beef from cawba.
What the fuck does a horse does? Everybody said the
same thing, calme.
Speaker 1: Man, what the horse does?
Speaker 5: They breed them? I go, that's it's all these horses.
Speaker 3: Everything you're telling me that's the if you're not racing them,
the only reason to have horses to breed them.
Speaker 5: That's what everybody was telling me.
Speaker 1: The people people trail ride them and stuff too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean have them as a pet in you
fucking but all that what an expensive, crazy.
Speaker 1: Very expended there is super valuable.
Speaker 2: So here's what I did. I got one of the
horse costumes. But I thought I took the back end,
but I got them. I flipped it on backwards, so
my mouth was right there. I fucking sucked off a
couple of horses. And I'm thinking, I'm.
Speaker 3: We're on YouTube, bro, We're done now, it's over. Good job,
and talk about mister hands on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Mister hands, Yeah, you can't tell.
Speaker 3: Me about that on YouTube. Dude, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: All I well, then here's all I know. I didn't.
Speaker 6: We're done horse ten minutes into the second episode for
us to just nuke the YouTube channel.
Speaker 5: Great, you never know who's listening to his horses, Sammy,
where else.
Speaker 1: You gonna be?
Speaker 3: Who knows? Just go Sam? Who knows? She knows? Schanoby,
what do you guys want to get into? Looking like
Matt Stafford is going to be going to uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, signed today with the Rams, just today. Just I
was just I just wrote.
Speaker 5: It down two years really two years one?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, why did you just ship my
birthday cake?
Speaker 5: Can't talk about birthday, can't poop.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you're totally right, he did it.
Speaker 6: I can't tell you how many people I saw reporting
the Raiders thing and reporting that Stafford was definitely on
the way out to so called insiders.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I love it when everybody's this time of year,
there's so many bluffs.
Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, poker, this guy seems like he has
a bad hand. I'm just gonna go all in on that.
You like, It's called a bluff this time of year,
it's what they do.
Speaker 4: I'm so devastated right now.
Speaker 1: Let I hope you don't have at hand or the
Lakers will just cancel the trade.
Speaker 3: It's just so devastated.
Speaker 5: Rat And they said that you guys are out on.
Speaker 2: Bradford and that you're also out one hundred percent out
on Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 5: So it sounds like you're gonna one hundred percent be
drafting a guy Sam.
Speaker 1: I heard they want to Sam Bradford. Just who they want.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, dude, I'm surprised we haven't tried.
Speaker 5: Donald Donald, isn't it Donald?
Speaker 4: We're out on Donald too.
Speaker 5: Donald and Aaron Rodgers. That's what I remember Donald on.
Speaker 1: The free agency Donald I thought he was still signed there.
That's funny.
Speaker 5: Well they're gonna move one of the two, is what.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: I think he had a one year deal and they're
either gonna pony up them.
Speaker 2: But then they just drafted from Michigan, so they're kind
of in a they're in a very advantageous, you know, spot,
because they're just taking phone calls and being.
Speaker 1: Liked in an advantageous spot.
Speaker 3: Dude, you love saying advantageous. That's that's your word, that's
your buzzword. That's how you try to impress people. Just
drop an advantageous.
Speaker 6: Ended the year kind of kind of weak, right, Like
the lasts weren't great, uh, Sam.
Speaker 2: Bradfald, Yeah, he didn't have a you're gonna have a
bad game especially, I mean, he did excellent.
Speaker 1: He was a yeah.
Speaker 6: No, he was better than anybody could have imagined. I
mean enough to make me incredibly pissed off as a
Panther fan to watch him and.
Speaker 5: Say he played quite advantageous.
Speaker 3: Dude, you got it. More points for you and those works.
So dude, listen, I want there's listen. There's a couple
guys in this draft that are like way more interesting
than people want to admit. That's Syracuse Quarterback's pretty interesting, dude.
He's a big guy. Played the Ohio State, put up
big numbers, then moved to Syracuse and put up big
numbers there too. Yeah, I'm interested in him. If I
can't get him, I don't know why Sanders seems to
be destined for us. I really want Ward. Everything they
say about Ward, I like, yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Just looks like a guy, right, he looks like a
guy when you see him move on the field.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just he's got a cannon.
Speaker 3: Uh. He's accurate. He's like, you know, somebody I told
this to Johnny the other day. Somebody Ton Coward described
it as Anthony Johnson with accuracy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, that sounds like the greatest quarterback of all time, by.
Speaker 1: The way, Anthony Richardson.
Speaker 3: Anthony Richardson, Yeah, with Anthony Johnson, the one black listener.
Speaker 6: Yeah saying, oh wow, I mean I could work in
the NFL. I guess I don't know. I've never seen
him run, so I've never seen him.
Speaker 5: I mean, apparently he's not very accurate. And tell me
about him.
Speaker 1: Where are they mocking them? Accord? Have you seen that?
Speaker 3: No, I haven't even seen it. So it's Tim and
the guy from Louisville that they're talking about. It's going
to be an interest thing too, you know.
Speaker 6: This is a story from Syracuse dot com, which is
their local paper up there.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: In terms of range, I've heard feedback anywhere from the
third round to the sixth round, according to NFL scouts
from a Cord, I'm not against it, dude, you're not
against him going to the NFL draft. What Why would
you be against that crushing his kids?
Speaker 3: No, Like, if we got him, if they want, I
mean then.
Speaker 1: That I'm not gonna take it.
Speaker 6: They're gonna take a guy who their pick, right, their
first pick, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Well, I just pray they don't get the running back
from a Boise State.
Speaker 1: Chanty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, you got you just it's a bad idea
to take running backs in the first round.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's it's that.
Speaker 5: It's problem.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, dude.
Speaker 3: When I watch and maybe I watched him in the
playoff game. He seemed to be overwhelmed. It could be
that his line got crushed and he was getting hit
in the backfield. That's definitely you need a quarterback.
Speaker 1: You don't take a running back when you need a
quarterback way down the lone worry.
Speaker 3: About everybody saying Sanders isn't that that athletic? Which is
how how unathletic it must the mom be that she
ruined that what did Sanders.
Speaker 4: Houch?
Speaker 3: Pregnant? Like?
Speaker 4: What are you doing? How do you not have speed
when you're dad?
Speaker 2: He's had no offensive line his entire college. For all
he've been doing is running for his life and being
creative with his speed. He's very athletic and smart.
Speaker 3: Nobody has him ranked that well, though T, But you're
the only one giving him that. They would say any
other draft he would be way lower, if not a
second round.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not against it.
Speaker 3: I don't love him.
Speaker 4: He just has weird vibes.
Speaker 2: Guy and a lot of people he's a very I
don't know what you want to say. Uh, it's a
hot button for people.
Speaker 5: They hate him.
Speaker 6: What's He's estimated to run a four to six five
we'll see. I could see him a little faster than
that tick or.
Speaker 5: Two, but still you don't want him run.
Speaker 6: But he's probably gonna be like a prode or something
right like uh and do all the like what if
he doesn't run?
Speaker 1: There? Is he not gonna run all?
Speaker 5: And then he's thrown to Hunter on their pro days.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: See, that's the concern about for me about him is
that he's had everything as comfortable as it could be
up to this.
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow, No, that's that's true. Yeah, but I'm out.
Speaker 5: Chase and then they drafted.
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about this. I'm talking about the situation
where his dad, you know, his dad, it's like.
Speaker 5: His dad's sure he's a neo baby.
Speaker 1: No, well you know what I mean. Though, it's just
been cushy for him.
Speaker 6: He's had no he's never had to fight for a
job because he knew his dad, daddy was gonna make
him a start or whatever happened.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't I mean that kind of mental but we'll see.
I don't know. I could be talking out of left
field here.
Speaker 5: But that's my point. Though.
Speaker 2: People have some sort of I don't say, weird problem
with them, but they're not even that the root against him.
Speaker 5: I don't know what he looks bad though.
Speaker 1: He's had some bad some stinkers here and there, like
where You're just like, is this is this guy for real?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, agreed, I just I.
Speaker 3: Bet you dude.
Speaker 4: What's what happened with Stafford is his his wife didn't
want to leave La.
Speaker 3: She's like, I like it, dude.
Speaker 2: If I had two years left in my career, I've
had a great career, won a super Bowl, you know,
and now it's just I'm making fifty million bucks for
one year and two years and then making a quick
one hundred million cash out.
Speaker 5: Maybe we make one more run at it. You don't
want to pack up and move to friggin' who knows where?
Speaker 4: Vegas, Vegas?
Speaker 2: I mean maybe Vegas. But still I'm saying they're a
pro at that level, and you're in LA. If you're
if you're Lebron, you don't want to pack them. Oh yeah,
let me go play two more years in Milwaukee. No, man,
I'm here with my kids.
Speaker 5: I'm in LA. The weather is nice. I'm about to retire.
Speaker 1: You know what, how are they going to be the rams?
You guys keep up with him and I don't hate
the Rams.
Speaker 5: I mean they were better last mind, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't think they were gonna win make the playoffs
last year, and they just kept on frigging winning.
Speaker 1: And then they started like he started slow and cups gone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was gone.
Speaker 1: He kind of fell off, that didn't he?
Speaker 3: But how about this Los Angeles Rams and offensive tackle
r wreck A L A R I C.
Speaker 4: I butchered that Jackson three years fifty seven million.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they resided they extended both both of those players,
so they get one.
Speaker 1: Of those offensive million.
Speaker 5: For your last two years. Any reasons not to go
roll the dice in Vegas.
Speaker 6: That's got a hundred mili. I saw it like a restructuring.
I didn't see what the numbers were.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fifty and fifty. Damn how that works against the cap?
Speaker 2: You know they might double spread that over four years,
but he has the last two years of his contract.
Speaker 5: Uh, they restructured to give him. Remember when they about
what he would have gotten.
Speaker 2: He would have gotten Kirk Kirk Cousins type and four
for four years. Only two of them are going to
count for one hundred. Remember when it seemed like he
wasn't going to get there, the Raiders were going to
give him anyway.
Speaker 6: Remember when it seemed like he wasn't going to get
there when he was in Detroit, it was just like
this guy, he's cursed.
Speaker 1: Man, he keeps getting hurt. Uh, never gonna win.
Speaker 6: Because everybody who's one of those guys you knew. It
was like, man, he's as talented as anybody in the NFL,
but is he Is it ever gonna happen for him?
He's had great receivers a time or two and just
never got anywhere. Uh So I was kind of I
don't like the Rams, but I was happy for him to,
you know, to get the win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, him getting a super Bowl would have been like
Barkley getting a championship, you know, a little bit later
in his career.
Speaker 5: Like I'm glad you think one.
Speaker 6: Do you think they're gonna be in that that kind
of realm uh four for the last couple of years,
Like do they have any chance or is he just
gonna be kind of like a shepherding in the next generation.
Speaker 5: I think they could be a playoff team.
Speaker 2: I don't see the Rams making a super Bowl run
out with with the way the Eagles are right now,
not with the way the Lions.
Speaker 6: Are right now, wouldn't you then, if you were him,
want to go to a team that could win the
Super Bowls?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is there is there a team like that that needs
a damn quarterback?
Speaker 5: I mean, do you think he was thinking, I'm gonna
go to the Raiders and have a better chance to
win than here? No?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean who else needs a quarterback?
Speaker 6: Is there is there any team that would really like
I'm trying to think, not really, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4: I don't know why Aaron Rodgers doesn't go to Pittsburgh.
That seems like the perfect matches.
Speaker 1: Do they want him? Like, I don't. He looked terrible
last year.
Speaker 4: I would look up his stats, look at look up
his stats.
Speaker 6: I mean, how he's uh, you know, as educated about
these things ever, and he says, the guy lost his fastball?
He can't maybe, I mean he uh, he's Jordan's in
the week TBR's forty eight. Dude, what QBR was forty eight?
His numbers look okay, twenty eight and eleven. I mean
against Buffalo, they you know, they lost, they got destroyed
versus Buffalo, he was terrible one point one QBR.
Speaker 2: He's Jordan on the Wizards on the last year. You
want to give that fifty million bucks, I'd rather have
Shudorah Sanders.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the talking about him.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you went from the Jets to the Giants?
Speaker 2: Now, that would be an Aaron Rodgers move to go
from the Jets to the Giants with both middle fingers out,
not have to move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You don't have to really change even change your address,
and then you get you know, you get neighbors.
Speaker 5: As a receiver from Peaty like that. He does seem
petty like that.
Speaker 6: After striking out and talks with Matthew Stafford, the New
York Giants are including Aaron Rodgers in their search for
a veteran quarterback. Sources say Rogers is said to be
a free agent obviously, UH Sam Darnold is also expected
to be among the options. A source said UH they
signed Drew Locke to be a backup on a one year,
five million dollar deal deal. H Russell Wilson is also
considered New York among his options at the start of
the season. The Giants meanwhile currently on track to have
exclusive rights on free agent Tommy de Vito.
Speaker 1: Which did did you guys see anything in Davida. Do
you do you like him? I didn't watch the Giants
uy much.
Speaker 4: Honest, dude, Howie loves him.
Speaker 2: But that New York Easy both of rend Easy boys
got the Vito jerseys.
Speaker 5: I think for Christmas last year.
Speaker 1: Really, that's funny.
Speaker 2: I mean he's a perfect thing for that with all
this touchdown stuff and all his free agent I mean,
is his his agent looks like something like a like
a DC bad guy, like a Marvel comedy. You've been
a professional wrestling manager, but they be.
Speaker 1: Only yeah, I mean the video's agent does. I would
look him up. Uh oh, I see, Oh this is great.
Speaker 2: He looks like a guy that would hit you in
the back of it with the cane, you know, when
the ref wasn't looking.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll share this just a second. This guy's
a character.
Speaker 5: Huh Oh dude, he's always on the sidelines with all
his jewelry on. Oh yeah, this guy's this is the
guy's everything. Yeah. I can't believe you didn't know about
this guy.
Speaker 1: He looks like the gay son of an Italian mobster, right,
just kind of when he hears Sinatra music doing his
own thing, he does doesn't he tastes. That's so fun.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: This is to me why one of the reasons, not
the reason, one of the reasons that Sebastian Mascalco blew
up because people want an Italian celebrity so badly look
at this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're called Italians. Those are the people that want Italian.
Speaker 4: But America loves Italians.
Speaker 3: Everybody wants to be Italian black x chews, everybody wants.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're cool, they're cool, they are cool, they're good, lucky.
So so.
Speaker 3: The streets are they talking at all? T bow about
maybe the Raiders going to number one?
Speaker 4: Any chance?
Speaker 5: Where are you at five? Something like that?
Speaker 3: Six?
Speaker 1: Six?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what you could could cost you,
like a Crosby or some big player like that, or
a heck.
Speaker 5: Of a lot of ones I wouldn't want to go to.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you unless you are just all in
on your guy cam or whoever, you could sit right
there not waste all of your capito for the future,
get a great player that maybe isn't a quarterback, get
a stop gap quarterback for one year, and then go
get your guy next year.
Speaker 5: It's just it's a big we've seen so many teams.
Speaker 3: Have to be like, do we gotta do something in
this market. We've been here three years and none of
it's been good. They gotta get something going. They gotta
give this. They gotta start capturing Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time I'm there, I see jerseys everywhere. People
seem to love.
Speaker 3: I think they do, but it's like still, it's like
always an away game for the Raiders because all these
fucking people flying for because Vegas residents aren't buying the tickets.
Speaker 5: Wait till they have a baseball team. Wait till they
have a baseball team away game.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have what seventy or sixty away games the
Athletics or whatever they're gonna be called.
Speaker 5: I promise you that's Vegas.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the population of Vegas is however many
blackjack dealers and strippers are in Vegas. Got who lives
in Vegas? The other you know, one million people are
there for five days.
Speaker 3: There you go, God bless it, God bless her.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if I don't know if they
can say that on this No.
Speaker 1: We can't, but we can at least bring up the comment.
Speaker 5: Sure, that's fine, we can do that. Sam I I go,
you know, we have more than more than just a quarterback.
Need take that.
Speaker 4: I'll take it. There's way worse things to be called.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I am the one who knocks, so I feel
with me, I would sit there at six, pick up
enough capital.
Speaker 5: Hey what if you trade down to what if you
the guy you're not your court? Both quarterbacks are guarding
that you would think about right there at six? Well,
now you can trade down to eighty.
Speaker 2: And get some awesome I mean you guys need receiver.
You guys need, I mean you need, you have a
lot of needs of mortgage everything. Just one quarterback that
you're just not to your point, there's not a super
duper lock it.
Speaker 5: In the bank home run quarterback in this draft.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think cam Ward is fucking fire. I really,
I just think, like every I love him. I think
he's great. I've watched his games, I've seen the numbers
he put up. I think you know gets in this
thing we've talked about in the show before you know
where where?
Speaker 4: What's his who?
Speaker 3: Scott Van Pelt said this, when when the experts pick
a person right and they're like, this guy is a
no brainer, sure fire, fucking prospect.
Speaker 4: That guy could do no wrong.
Speaker 3: And then when a guy comes out of nowhere that
they that they never saw or they dismissed, and he
starts doing well, they're like they nitpick everything. Everything cam
Ward did at every level he was at, he annihilated it.
Speaker 4: He put up huge numbers.
Speaker 3: He went to Miami, dude and had to back off
that defense every fucking game, putting up forty five points
a game in the ACC. Dude, the guy is the
number one passing quarterback of all time in the NCAA's dude.
I'm sorry, dude, I think he's fire bro. I mean,
everything I've heard about him is like, oh he gets
a little loosey goosey. That's their biggest thing, Like you know,
like like you know Patrick Mahomes doesn't do that, or
or Prett Farv didn't do that. This kid, I think, dude, he's.
Speaker 1: Never thrown more than seven interceptions.
Speaker 6: Like I'm just looking at his stats here, Okay, So
his first year twenty four and four, forty seven and ten,
that's the one year where he had double digit I'm
going to say double digit interceptions, but forty seven touchdowns
to go against it. Twenty three and nine, and then
his last two years twenty five and seven, and then
last year of course with all the you know, it
helps to be playing from behind too. Thirty nine and seven,
thirty nine touchdowns, seven against seven interceptions. I mean, that's
that's as good as anybody shit.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 3: I've a moment and talk about pass spur. How our
fans have been with us forever and we're all growing
old together, Like Kasper's been with us for what twelve years?
How long has this show.
Speaker 1: Been going longer than I've been here that long?
Speaker 2: I mean we knew him when he was fat and drunk.
Now he's built in sober, you know what I mean.
We watched him transform, We watch him bang two sisters,
I mean, have relations with two very consenting adults.
Speaker 3: We have to be related.
Speaker 5: That happened Tod not to hell.
Speaker 3: I love I love Loan Logan Gordon's like, I missed
the show. It's literally going on right now. What do
you talk about?
Speaker 4: You missed the show?
Speaker 2: It's going on, man, every couple, you know, we do
a couple of months. It's never really never gone anywhere.
Speaker 5: I think people just used to watching this lives Sam
and getting kicked off of.
Speaker 3: I like him Ward. I think if he goes to
the right place, he could be he could be made
in the right place.
Speaker 2: By the way, we don't have to say a name, Sam,
don't say a name, but just quarterbacks. Off the board.
You're sitting at six, both your guys are gone. What
position would you would you be like, I'm glad we
at least got that position taking care.
Speaker 3: Of well, I'm always o line if you can get
a top shelf O lineman. I like that kid. Where's
the kid?
Speaker 4: It's not Penn State. Where's the number one guy from.
Speaker 3: That everyone's talking about. There's one that's like number one
the tackle to really for a guard on the board.
And then they say that that wide receiver from Arizona's fire.
Speaker 5: I've seen him go to you guys.
Speaker 1: I got Will Campbell from l s U is the
first offensive.
Speaker 3: That's him they had in this mock. Yeah, he's the
first one to get a lineman.
Speaker 1: I don't jo Josh Simmons. After that, that's the ohigh
Stake kid. Then Kelvin Banks, then Kenneth Oh no, sorry,
he's a defense one.
Speaker 6: Uh so those three guys and then you got a
big drop here to twenty five for the Missouri kid mimbo.
Speaker 5: Am I in the top one hundred.
Speaker 1: I don't want to scroll down that far. Jason, that content,
I'm probably not gonna get drafted again. That's like four
or five tackles. First.
Speaker 4: I think you should though, you should throw another press.
Speaker 5: Conference right anything.
Speaker 3: The last one just got me throw the press conference.
You're entering the draft, you.
Speaker 5: Should do it right now. Last time I did when
I just got ready.
Speaker 3: Break some news. Here are you going to enter the draft?
Jason Tebow?
Speaker 1: You know that wasn't a microphone, right, Jason for going.
Speaker 2: Senior season, and I'm gonna taking my services to the
NFL at any position. By the way, way, do you
think this whole thing about Justin Tucker would be any
because he is probably the greatest kicker in the history
of the NFL.
Speaker 5: Statistically, Yes, he's been around for a long time. If
he was at any other position in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Like Josh Allen, Josh Allen has seventeen women coming at
him with all these accusations, at these health spas of him,
you know, giving them different requests and whatnot, trying to
walk the tightrope here, very hundre for me. Or or
let's say, okay, so he's the greatest kicker, so no
one cares. It's just a kicker who gives a dang.
Let's say it's the greatest forward and like let's or
when Ben Yama. This was when Ben Yama the face
of the NBA. You think a bunch of people come
at Yama. They're saying, hey, this guy makes us get
on the ladder and feed the giraffe, as they say,
does this we talk about it every single day?
Speaker 5: Is it just because he's a kicker?
Speaker 3: Well, I think that the Watson thing set the presidents
and there's a bunch of people that think they got money,
they can get money. So it's like thirteen years ago,
Like it's so ridiculously stupid. Is it's so dumb And
it's just like these guys, it's like, once you find
Mesusa gives a proper hand job, stick with them.
Speaker 4: Stop trying to mix it up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and tip better, tip better, dude. If you
if you're pitting for a happy endings, you got a
tipwell yeah, tip Well, I mean it's just that easy.
Speaker 1: You can't buy you We've learned that over the years.
Speaker 3: Also that these lawyers are are ambulance chasers, and they
don't bring anything to trial if they think there's a
chance they could get it. Chance.
Speaker 2: We got to get a new term for them, because
now that this keeps happening, they're not let's call him,
uh hand he's got these lawyers. There's just a bunch
of hand job hawks, you know what I mean, just
looking for looking for the beatoff police. That's who they are,
that the beating stay in your laying officer, no fun. Yeah,
a bunch of hand job hawks.
Speaker 3: I hear you on that.
Speaker 2: So let's say that the truth comes out and he
is guilty. I'm not saying what he is, but he
thought they find guilty. Do you think this picks up
steam and everybody goes nuts?
Speaker 5: You think they got fact?
Speaker 4: There's nothing sexy about taking out a kicker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my point. That's my point.
Speaker 2: I think if he was at a different position, we
would be If this is a linebacker, it would be
a whole little different thing.
Speaker 5: I mean, we saw it happen to a quarterback, so
all people talked about it. Yeah yeah, trade it out
of town to a terrible team, same amount of people.
Maybe they maybe had a few more people but but.
Speaker 4: He's an idiot. Watson's an idiot.
Speaker 3: If you know that the team knows you're doing this
and they're helping you cover it, and then you force
your way out, you're just an idiot. Once you get
in bed with them for this, you're there until they
don't want you anymore.
Speaker 2: That's why I wish that Roger Goodell or any other
commissioner of the major sports have this same swagger that
Dana White does.
Speaker 5: Dana White's the best at it.
Speaker 2: Something happens, somebody guy makes a not a you know,
an anti semitic post or something, and at the press conference,
Dana White's like, this guy is a fucking idiot. I mean,
he's the dumbest guy that you know. Can you imagine
Roger Goodell going up after Antonio Brown has some sort
of shootout at a strip club or something, you.
Speaker 5: Know, looking at every angle and we're just trying to not.
Speaker 2: Dana White would be like, he's the Are you surprised
by this?
Speaker 5: He's constantly on TMZ. The guy's a bonehead.
Speaker 2: I wish every commissioner could speak as freely as Dana
White does.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about Steve Smith for a secon?
Speaker 4: Did you guys see, oh, real quick, real quick, before
we get into that. Sorry, one more thing.
Speaker 3: So, I don't know if you've been following the Joe
Taylor stuff, but it looks like she's been kind of
and at at minimal signlined because of this giant sex
scandal where she just basically hooked up with all of
her bosses to get her job.
Speaker 7: And like, dude, I mean she's so hot, but you
just and she's okay, she's not like so hot. I think, Oh,
I mean you'll you'll get it, You'll get like he
likes her.
Speaker 4: Why why do you say that, Johnny? Why you get
why he likes you?
Speaker 1: Like a thick lady?
Speaker 4: That sounds like racial overtones?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I mean she's wide. That's
what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 5: Is she a reporter? Sam?
Speaker 2: She is.
Speaker 3: She is Jason Taylor's sister, and she's a talking head
on sports. She came up through Fox Sports. She was
on Tom Coleherd's show, and then he like kind of
got rid of her, and I'm like, ohways, he's the
writing on the wall. Well, turns out that she was
just slinging it trying to get to the big the
big the big desk which is on these bigger shows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but here's the thing. Once you set the precedence of.
Speaker 3: That, you don't want any of this in the workplace.
You can't have a double standard. Yeah, I'm sure nobody's
nobody's complaining that she's slinging it over there. Okay, Like,
but you can't have it. You can't have it both
ways women.
Speaker 1: But that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So now so now this lawsuit that this woman, this
lawsuit that this one brought up.
Speaker 3: And by the way, this woman is trying to convince
everybody that Skip Bayless offered a million dollars to hook up.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, you're.
Speaker 5: Like, I believe half of that story.
Speaker 2: I believe he said something, but I don't believe Skip
Bayliss has a million bucks.
Speaker 4: Maybe some hot wings.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he does.
Speaker 6: Skip Bayless, I mean, I think Skip Bayless is probably
mega rich.
Speaker 5: But nothing.
Speaker 3: Nobody's worth a million dollars hooked up with nobody.
Speaker 4: There's nobody on planet Earth.
Speaker 6: Well, the way it depends on how much money you have,
there are a lot of things that are working a
million dollars.
Speaker 3: There's nobody on planet Earth where you're like, Okay, here's
a million dollar sling.
Speaker 1: There is not if you're a billionaire dude, if you're
like the if you're like Elon, dude, there's there's that's
like chump chains. Right, you throw a million dollars gone.
Speaker 3: There's nobody throwing a million dollars for ass. It's just
not worth it.
Speaker 1: Did you not?
Speaker 3: Did There's eight billion people on the planet. Half of
them have ass. Okay, a billion people spend million dollars
on ass.
Speaker 4: You can.
Speaker 1: About the tape dropt.
Speaker 2: If we can raise one million dollars, I will donate
all of it for one date, no sex or anything.
Speaker 1: Such a feminist Jason, Hey, thank you appreciate that.
Speaker 4: There's no way, no way, there's no way.
Speaker 3: So yeah, she's been sidelined now and all these all
these comments she's made have just come back, and it's
just like, yeah, dude, you created this.
Speaker 1: What kind of comments? I haven't fought. You seem to
follow us much more closely than I have. What what
kind of comments? What was she saying?
Speaker 3: She was talking about, how you know, if the right
guy comes along, all of your standards get thrown. If
the right rich man comes along, all of the standards
get thrown out. You just get thrown out.
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's not not true, you know obviously.
I mean we see it all the time. It's life.
Can we talk about Steve Smith? Now? I sent this
guy to you guys last week. This is kind of
I mean, it's terrible, it's insane.
Speaker 2: Now, this is come that breaface nest real quick, this
is Johnny. Tell me if I'm wrong. Your all time
favorite football players, favorite football team. This is his favorite
player of all time, Steve Smith.
Speaker 5: I love your favorite panther.
Speaker 3: I love him, dude. This is the funny is you're like, oh, man,
he's got little Man syndrome. You're like, dude, he's a
big guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's five nine, I mean yeah, but he's.
Speaker 4: Still like five to nine.
Speaker 3: Isn't like the shortest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're five, you're a pretty thick.
Speaker 3: Totally jacked up about it.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if he played at one ninety.
He was one eighty five listed with the Ravens when
he was heavier, so I don't think he was ever with.
Speaker 5: Heels. Let's not argue over, So let's go he is
hooking up with who?
Speaker 6: Now, Okay, So it's just some guy drops a video
on Twitter, which we'll play here of him on the
phone with Steve Smith asking him why he cheated with
this guy's wife, and I'll just play.
Speaker 5: Basically this was an episode of Cheaters.
Speaker 6: He also shares the text, which we can't read because
we're on YouTube. I al will show them so you
guys can see them. Uh, it's to his wife. The
guy found I guess found the phone. Probably his wife
is hot, by the way, a hot and and Steve
Smith cannot His kryptonite is white chicks, always has been.
Speaker 1: H he just can't resist a white Whose is it?
So here's the h here's the let's see what.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know Steve is playing, it's playing.
Speaker 1: Can you hear it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? Evening my wife?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 1: What you gotta say for your stuff?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, You're sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh I knew she was married. You're not a fucking
idiot man, You're fucking Steve Smith, Steve Smith Senior.
Speaker 6: When he first posted this too, it had Steve Smith's
phone number, like he didn't you know, obviously doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Uh, and I mean he had to change that and.
Speaker 3: Call him up.
Speaker 4: No, no, did you ar him up? Say you can
fuck my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I did send him a dick pic, but he did
not reply unfortunately.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's some salacious texts right there. So
how did she meet him?
Speaker 2: Or so?
Speaker 5: He must have thought this chick was calling him.
Speaker 1: Be a fucking man. It just goes on like that.
Steve Smith doesn't reply again, but he does listen to
it and take it. You can tell.
Speaker 6: I mean, he wouldn't say you were sorry if he
didn't feel bad about it. He's just another guy.
Speaker 5: Uh, doesn't sound like he felt bad about it.
Speaker 3: He's telling her he wants to shoot up the club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, up the club.
Speaker 3: He just wants to shoot up the club. Steve Smith,
I shoot up the club.
Speaker 5: This sounds like a case for the hand job hawk
if you asked me, yeah.
Speaker 3: For sure, where is the hand job? So it's not
Stephen A. Smith, it's Stephen Smith, the wide receiver. What
did you think because they keep writing Steve Stephen Smith
in the thing Steve Smith it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they're trying to make you click on it.
Speaker 3: Shut up, dude.
Speaker 1: So this these are I guess he sent this picture
to the chick.
Speaker 3: Oh, and this guy has.
Speaker 6: Been using this picture everywhere in this weird picture of
Steve Smith looking like a fat head.
Speaker 4: Looks like Steve Smith married?
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, as far as I know. Maybe he got divorced.
I don't know, but yeah, I thought he was married.
Speaker 5: That's his profile pick he looks like Gary Coleman.
Speaker 1: No, it's not his profile pick. Yeah, he is married to.
Speaker 5: A white chicken talking about hawk.
Speaker 1: Isn't that? Isn't that that?
Speaker 6: I was so sad about that because I'm you know,
I mean, it's not gonna I still love Steve Smith,
And does it surprise me that.
Speaker 3: A pro aut Are you going to marry him?
Speaker 5: He would?
Speaker 1: I can't do it North Carolina? He list, would you
let him?
Speaker 4: You can't get gay married in North Carolina?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I make that up, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I haven't done a lot of research in the laws
of game.
Speaker 4: Look, can you get gay married to Steve Smith in
North Carolina? Look at it?
Speaker 5: Would you?
Speaker 3: As I can?
Speaker 1: I'm typing so fast. Uh, Yes, same sex couples can
get married in North Carolina. Federal court ruled, and he's
already married.
Speaker 3: That's why somebody's asking for the bag of bets to
come back.
Speaker 4: And we can't do it. Until R and Tebow pay
off their bets.
Speaker 1: I got to go get it too. It's in the valley,
Aaron found it.
Speaker 5: Get it, Johnny. Would you let Steve Smith shoot up
the garage?
Speaker 1: The garage? I'd have to rearrange some stuff in the garage,
but yeah, I could.
Speaker 5: Clear out some room, Johnny, Johnny, would.
Speaker 4: You let make love to your fake girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Honestly, no, I can't even think of Okay.
Speaker 3: Listen, if he would be like you and I could
be best friends. No, I can play Carolina games.
Speaker 4: All I need to do is.
Speaker 3: Get that white ass.
Speaker 2: Make it Sam, make it easier for her. Steve Smith
is just in the room, and I'm the one cracking.
Speaker 5: My eggs.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: But dude, I mean, if this was your girl and
you were I mean this, you would what would you do?
I mean you you don't kill the guy? Obviously, I
know what hit her.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: It's you're mad at her. Huh.
Speaker 4: I'm mad at dude. I'm mad at him.
Speaker 3: But he's the bad guy and she's the good guy.
Speaker 1: Both of them. It's both of them. Because he if
he like the guy says he knew she was married, God, she'd.
Speaker 4: Be out the fucking door.
Speaker 5: It's hard.
Speaker 4: I would I would take all of that money.
Speaker 3: I would take all the money in the bank, buy
bitcoin with it, put it in the cold wallet, bury
it so they can never find it ever. And you'd
be like, sue me, good, sue me. I have no
money and you don't have any money. Bitch.
Speaker 1: Who Anyway, I thought that was terrible. I mean, that
was just such a bummer. He's a huge Steve Smith fan.
Speaker 5: But well, here's the thing for him. Whatever I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying they're both wrong because they're both married,
but it ain't too hard to find out if he's married,
if you're hurt, if you're him, you.
Speaker 5: Might she might be like, oh, I'm going through divorce.
Whatever I mean, he's as googleble as you could possibly be. Yes,
you google him right now. You can find out. Somebody
put a picture of wherever he had lunch yesterday. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He hasn't posted to his YouTube in a few days either.
Speaker 5: What they were doing.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna make I'm gonna make the husband punch
drunk player of the week.
Speaker 3: I like the player.
Speaker 5: Whow I like the play.
Speaker 3: Yoah to that guy, Jason Wow Wow, real quick we
got UFC coming up, and we got some NBA talk.
Speaker 4: What do you guys want to do?
Speaker 2: Let's go NBA because I got a quick NBA take,
and then I want to hear your thoughts on Lakers
Clippers tonight.
Speaker 5: But my quick take is this Luca thing. Sam and
I were texting about this earlier in the week.
Speaker 2: All you're really getting is that the guy now he wins,
he doesn't take off as much time as a homeboy
for the Clippers.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of play.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not Ben Simmons we're talking about with Luca,
But all you hear the guy likes cigarettes, The guy
likes to hookah every now and then, the guy likes
to drink beer when he's not playing basketball. Yeah, so,
Larry Bird, that's I mean, Calbond, that's I mean, you
really he likes donuts.
Speaker 5: Who doesn't. He likes tacos.
Speaker 2: You know, you got John Morant going into like high
schools with guns concealed, giving him more breaks left and right,
and talking.
Speaker 3: About, well, what would you rather your stunby, your your
star be fat or packing?
Speaker 4: I'd rather be packing.
Speaker 1: He wasn't.
Speaker 4: That's the problem, and he gets injured a lot.
Speaker 3: But this is a classic. This is a classic Laker
our trade that we talk about all the time. There's
no good version of.
Speaker 4: This that makes sense. The only thing that makes sense
is one of two things.
Speaker 3: The NBA force them to do it because the ratings
are down and they need the Lakers be good, or
that they want to tank this team so badly so
they can move it, which is in move it to Vegas,
which is insanity for me.
Speaker 4: So these are good the MAVs.
Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you're gonna say Lakers. I was gonna
say they would.
Speaker 4: Never will No, but it's even I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: The MAVs aren't the Lakers, obviously, and Dallas is in
the market that the Lakers are. But Dallas is a
great market, and the notion of moving the MAVs to Vegas.
Speaker 4: Is absolutely insanity.
Speaker 3: But what this is what happens when you get cut throat,
retard billionaire who got their money from their dead husband
and just think they could do whatever they want because
then actually had to earn a dollar in their life.
You can take this team and it's so sad, dude,
it's so sad. I mean, this trade makes no sense
at all. Okay, And the reason it doesn't make sense
is because if you really want to get rid of them,
why wouldn't you let the league know and get the
greatest offers of all time.
Speaker 6: That's the part that makes zero sense. That's the part
of that's indefensible that they didn't shop him.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 6: Can you think of a reason, Jason for them not
shopping him, like to try to get behind the scenes
to get the best even calling a few teams, they
told nobody that he was available for trade?
Speaker 1: Would they won't less people looking into him, do you think,
and finding out that he's been drinking and getting overweight,
you can see fat. He hasn't played.
Speaker 3: No, I think there are two superstars in the entire
league that you probably couldn't get for Luca, and that's
the Joker and SGA. And SGA there's a conversation about
should we do this, But I don't think you would
trade him because I think SGA is honest. Yeah, guess
who trade him? The Clippers? He's fucking motherfucker.
Speaker 1: But hey, we had the Hornets drafted him, remember, and
then traded him right away. I mean I feel even
worse about that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So So I mean
you could get anybody on it, maybe maybe Anthony Edwards.
But I still think there's a conversation if you want
to have it, because he's more of a playmaker than
Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 4: So you didn't do any of that. You didn't do
anything the better your team.
Speaker 1: Would you trade Joker for him, you think just because.
Speaker 3: No, I think Joker is one of the guys you
couldn't trade for what I think you could have. You
could have made an argument for Giannest too, because they
think he might be out the door.
Speaker 1: Jason Tatum.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you could do one for Tatum too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, like once you get bass Donovan Mitchell.
Speaker 4: It wasn't even the MVP of the finals.
Speaker 1: What about did you say Wenby? You wouldn't trade Wenby
for no.
Speaker 3: Not the nineteen but he got a blood clot right now,
so there's already that issue, which probably you know what
I'm talking about. Okay, So I mean even Wemby might
be tradeable. I mean, like Luca, if you Luca can
get right, he's he's an all time back. He's like
he's a Magic Johnson. He's the passing uh and the
defense of Magic Johnson.
Speaker 4: Rebound.
Speaker 3: And he's Larry Bird too. He's cutthroat, shit talking three
point shooter.
Speaker 1: So he just can't play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like Magic Johnson wasn't good at defense either.
But you just can't just trade these guys like that,
and that's what they did. And there's no good answers
to that trade. None.
Speaker 1: No, that's going on with your rat situation. Casper wants
to know John.
Speaker 4: Dana says, I can't talk about it.
Speaker 5: What rat situation?
Speaker 4: Dana says, I can't talk about it.
Speaker 5: Well, just tell me what it what it means. We
got we got rats at the new house.
Speaker 3: At the new house. Yeah, the new house is of
a year. We've been there like a year and a half. Now,
can you believe that?
Speaker 5: That's crazy?
Speaker 1: Really, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you what did you do? Airbnb it out? And
then they just won't leave?
Speaker 4: Yeah I did.
Speaker 3: I knew this guy from school, this rat. We went
to school together. You're a good guy. Now I won't
fucking leave.
Speaker 5: I got you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to move to Texas, So I do.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 4: That's that's a goal of mine.
Speaker 2: In what kind of time frame do you see where
you talking about Austin or just anywhere in Texas.
Speaker 3: I want to be outside of Austin. That's a goal
of mine.
Speaker 5: Well you currently are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair enough.
Speaker 3: Now, Jason, all play, Jason Tebow, I name you player
oh the Week.
Speaker 1: Very nice.
Speaker 3: I don't care what you say, dude, Jason Tebo, fast
as fast.
Speaker 5: How many games we got left? Sham. We've got Laker's
clipper tonight. It's a Laker home game.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, I mean the Laker. You got Luca,
I mean, dude. This is the first time in Lebron
James's entire career where he's on a team where he's
there's probably a better player just because of.
Speaker 5: Age, you know.
Speaker 3: And there's a question if Lucas not fat and Lebron
James is young, is it much worse. I mean, he
plays better defense Lebron at that age. But Luca is
an assassin, dude, And I'm sorry, Lebron James has never
been that guy that wants the ball at the end.
He's just not. Remember he went through that thing where
he wouldn't take the final shot and everyone's giving him shit. Well,
Luca is that guy. Luca is the guy that can
shoot the ball.
Speaker 2: And somebody had one of those like meme videos or
whatever and Instagram video and you know, in what's the
Will Farrell basketball movie about the A b an.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know, oh oh hell. I hate Will Ferrell.
He's made me hate him. He's such everywhere all the
time playing this.
Speaker 2: Lebron j Lebron James in the playoffs, and it was
that one scene where he was like had him post out.
He's like, all right, give me down though, all right,
Lebron take us Lebron James and the Clutch in the playoffs.
Speaker 4: No, Lebron James and Luca.
Speaker 3: They just kept back out.
Speaker 5: Set a pick, set a pick. I'm opening again. I
bet it right back to you, back to you, set
it back up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. The comment sections are just un called.
Speaker 4: So we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3: Uh. You know, I think you're gonna see some big
trades coming up in the summer.
Speaker 4: Kevin Durant.
Speaker 3: They're actually talking about moving John Morant, which is crazy.
I mean, dude, the league likes to act like that
guy isn't even in the league. Yeah, John Mourant discussion.
Like Luca at this point, he's that good. He does
have that body that's gonna break down because he's going
so fast all the time.
Speaker 5: He's he's got he's got Dereck Rose all over him
if you ask me, you.
Speaker 3: Know, but dude, I mean like killer. If you could
get him to talk about Houston getting him, imagine Houston
getting John Morant, They'll be unstoppable. Oh do you guys
hear the craziest story that they that they So I
was listening to the Houston I was listening to NBA radio.
That's how crazy I am. I listened to NBA radio.
Speaker 5: And does anybody listening to this right now listen to radio?
Speaker 3: A former owner of the Houston minority owner came in
and he was talking about how the Houston Rockets had
a deal in place that was gonna send Okay, Houston
was gonna send to the Trailblazers the fuck Ralph Sampson
and their pick and in exchange, Portland was gonna send
Clive what's his name, Clyde Drexler and the number two pick.
Speaker 4: Two or number three, no, number two pick.
Speaker 3: To Houston, which say we're gonna use on Michael Jordan.
So they would have had Clyde Drexler, Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: And crazy, how many championships.
Speaker 4: Would they win all them?
Speaker 5: I mean, he got six Without those two.
Speaker 4: Would have been nuts, dude.
Speaker 3: I forget what cause it well, I forget what team
got called cold feet, but that's what they were gonna do. Dude,
that would have been nuts. Tiva, how's your golf game going?
People asking.
Speaker 2: I haven't played much? What it has been bad? I'm
playing next week though it's supposed to be nice. I
tried to play the other day but it was just
too rainy. But we're getting there. It's it's in the
fucking fifty degree zone, so I'll be playing next week.
I played at one of those indoor simulator places. I
mean that's this is like bowling with golf clubs or whatever.
Speaker 4: So real quick. UFC fights Alc Perera this week fighting
a guy.
Speaker 3: It's very crazy to me how there's no buzz on
this UFC fight and this is probably the most dangerous
guy Alex Perrara has been fighting.
Speaker 1: If you go to let's go just give me.
Speaker 4: It's so crazy how dangerous his fight is for him because.
Speaker 3: Vegas, I don't know where it is.
Speaker 4: That's a great question, Tama.
Speaker 3: Great, you're a player of the day.
Speaker 1: Man, Wait is that this weekend, the Prairie Fight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought was it was it next weekend?
Speaker 1: Uh huh oh yeah it is next weekend. It's next weekend.
Speaker 4: But still nobody's talking about this fight. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll pull up the record again.
Speaker 5: Next week is the eighth? All right, there we go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is uh, yes, the eight. It's in Vegas.
At team of them.
Speaker 4: Nobody's talking about this.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you. You get those guys with the beards
and no mustache.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get those Muslims.
Speaker 5: Dude, they don't have a bunch of v's in it.
Speaker 3: That's I mean, Vegas had Look at the odds. If
you go to UFC dot com and look at the odds,
it's pretty close. Dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about this? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 5: Likes almost a coin toss.
Speaker 3: The question, is he gonna take him down and just
fucking grind him like a lover.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what they do. That's just bearded.
Speaker 4: He's gonna Is he gonna shoot up the club?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: That's the question. The weather shoot up the club.
Speaker 5: Look at that weather report and it says it's gonna
be rain and elbows. You know it's gonna be a
bad yep, yep, Yeah, going down there, Johnny pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lesbians are going at it, lesbian fight and then
King Green. Oh, they don't have the odds there because
that means it's even Curtis port cardis blades now he's
on the undercard.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Boy.
Speaker 3: The Japanese guy looks like he's like, I'm sad.
Speaker 5: He looks like some.
Speaker 3: Want to be here.
Speaker 5: He looks like he cuts hair.
Speaker 3: Good because he's I'd rather be cutting here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It looks like that image was off of his billboard
on sunset.
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, if you want to look jurious Asian,
here come do qui pond.
Speaker 5: He looks like he's no stranger to the hands jab Hawk.
Speaker 1: Oh no's that name? Sam? Give us a shot at that?
Speaker 3: Which right here's yaha.
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like that's probably pretty close.
Speaker 3: Honestly, how would you say it?
Speaker 1: I know, I think it is close. I think when
you said.
Speaker 5: Ha ha, that would be my second go at it?
Speaker 3: Who are.
Speaker 1: Alex Morano? No questions?
Speaker 3: Morano is like gives me hope. That like, if you
really want to believe yourself and being a fighter, he
just he looks like a guy that you could hang
out with, like your boy who just like not to.
Speaker 5: Me how his nickname?
Speaker 3: Click on him, Click on Alex the moron.
Speaker 1: Right, white, the Great White.
Speaker 3: The Great White. Let's go bro, Whites are back. Congratulations,
team you.
Speaker 5: Can't be.
Speaker 1: That's the name when you hang out with black great White?
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, the Great White.
Speaker 3: Look at that guy, White power morano, Let's go White Power.
Speaker 5: Can't sell any of my merch.
Speaker 4: People are asking for parlays.
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 4: I can't go that hard in the paint right now.
Speaker 1: I got is kind of just like like x G
if he just kind of let it go for a
little while, doesn't he look at that?
Speaker 3: That's where eventually X She's going. That's where he's going.
Speaker 2: It looks like if he lost a bet where or
like that's like an X chief fellows sleep at a
party and everybody shaved his head.
Speaker 4: That looks like if I got X she pregnant, that's
what our kid would look like.
Speaker 3: Half Armenian, half Mexican.
Speaker 5: Yeah, except for all that hair on his chest would
be on his back.
Speaker 3: Ah. By guys, another punch shrunk. We're trying to do
these more and more. I feel good Now, I felt
good guys at a great show. Hang on, what do
you think happened all time?
Speaker 2: You know, really sounds like on paper like carbon monoxide
poisoning or something, because I think that's what it is.
And the dog, the one dead dog, is the one
weird one because you.
Speaker 3: Know what if the other dog killed them all?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was thinking, because that's first person
i'd be interviewing.
Speaker 1: Would you make it to ninety five?
Speaker 6: And I would assume relatively decent health and then you
get taken out by carbon monoxide.
Speaker 3: By the way, Johnny, there's no such thing as ninety
five and relatively great. No, I mean relative.
Speaker 1: Relative means for ninety five, Sam, That's what the word means. Relative.
It means for the context that you're in.
Speaker 3: No, Okay, all.
Speaker 4: Right, guys, I gotta go fuck you Johnny, fuck you man.
Speaker 1: Hi, everybody say the words Jason.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's the words, gigs. I want to plug.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm gonna say it next Friday night, March seventh,
Sam Triplei Jason Tbow four way in Indiana at Kept
City Comedy Club. But believe is what it's called. Uh,
But go to Sam Tripley's bullshit and get your ship
for that. March twenty second, I'm at the Drop South
Bend ten PM show Saturday night, and that is with
me and Louis J.
Speaker 5: Gomez. And then here's a crazy one guy I know
yet does he?
Speaker 1: Does he know you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I got a good idea.
Speaker 2: Though, my buddy Billy game is a good idea, which
is I'm gonna go out to like a late lunch
early dinner with them neither show and be like, dude,
I do I wish I could come to your show,
but I already got a spot doing a guest spot
for this other Guy's just a fucking idiot. This guy
is just the stupidest, dumb this fucking comic you'll ever
want to see, and just really lay it into him.
And then it turns out to be him that I'm
a featuring four. He doesn't know it, so I'm not
telling him I'm the spot, and then I'm just gonna
just rip into him when we So that's twenty second.
And then March twenty eighth, Comedy Barn in Chicago, why
don't you do yourself favor? Come see your boy Jason
Tebo County Barn Chicago with Sarah Wine Shank. So there's
another fun one in the sun April eighteenth to May fourth,
under in La.
Speaker 5: So we'll do all that shit later. But everybody suck it,
including you.
Speaker 1: Johnny can't wait. What did a thing?
Speaker 2: Every girl's my girlfriend, every girl's my girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Every girl, it doesn't start.
Speaker 1: I'm Sam loved this song.
Speaker 5: I heard as was like, yeah, special age.
Speaker 1: What am I saying?
Speaker 4: Jobby stop?
Speaker 7: Just let it rock.
Speaker 3: These are kids we're supporting now. If you are, if
you're a drunk puncher, buy.
Speaker 1: If you want to find this h and buy it.
The kids with knee High Let's Get Busy is the
name of the album.
Speaker 3: And Drows my girlfriend Andy Drows, my girlfriend gonna I made,
I'm gonna make.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put this a vote.
Speaker 4: Should this be the new punch Drunk The