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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Lenchend Taco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>Luncheon Taco Shows brought you by Petties Meats. You know

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<v Speaker 2>where Petty's is, right, State Room four thirty four in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 2>just west of Eye for same place they've been for

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<v Speaker 2>forty years at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>They have everything from appetizers to sides, to entrees, dessert

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<v Speaker 1>and they do wine tastings on Saturdays.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually some people come to Central Florida to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the attractions. I believe Pettis is one of the finest

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<v Speaker 2>attractions when it comes to the meat department. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>thought about that. Yeah, I know friends, friends from this

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<v Speaker 2>Morla the drive over. It's worth the drive from wherever

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<v Speaker 2>you might be here in Central Florida. Petti's meets again.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys for being a longtime sponsor of the

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<v Speaker 2>Lyunchon Taco Show. Can't go wrong with Petties.

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<v Speaker 1>Check them out online see all the good stuff they have.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you go there in person, it's even better

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself that.

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<v Speaker 2>You about fifteen minutes or so. If you haven't got

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<v Speaker 2>your voting yet for you say, we play it song

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<v Speaker 2>choices from the cult this morning. Song with the most

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<v Speaker 2>votes plays at nine and then, as always, we've got

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<v Speaker 2>a prize awaiting one of you who takes the time

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<v Speaker 2>to vote. Some are of loud tickets, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, okay, so tell us which cult song you

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>A religious TV station in the UK has received a

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine for airing infomercials

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<v Speaker 2>from Peter pop Off Ministries. I've when I saw this headline,

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<v Speaker 2>I go, this sounds familiar now I started reading, go,

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen this guy's stuff pop up on TV here.

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<v Speaker 1>His name's Peter pop Off.

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<v Speaker 2>Peter pop Off Ministries. Their their gimmick is the miracle

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<v Speaker 2>spring water. Have you seen the ads for that? Oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>you stroke a check or bust out the credit hard

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<v Speaker 2>for Peter Popoff Ministries. They're going to send you this

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<v Speaker 2>miracle spring water, which in these uh infomercials that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>luckily provide many testimonials from satisfied followers claiming that pouring

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<v Speaker 2>the miracle spring water over their hands brought them recovery

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<v Speaker 2>from illnesses such as lung cancer and diabetes and intestinal disease,

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<v Speaker 2>and also in some cases cured their drug addictions.

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<v Speaker 1>So if if there are they they're being fine because

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<v Speaker 1>they're supposedly not not for profit if they're at church, right, well, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a religious TV channel that was fined by the

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<v Speaker 2>broadcasting regulators in the UK for airing the misleading claims

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<v Speaker 2>of the Miracle spring Water. Look, we're not here to

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<v Speaker 2>question anybody's faith.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're buying Miracle spring water from somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>that one of their testimonials is it cured my lung cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, if you know what, if you're buying that,

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<v Speaker 1>that's on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Others have testified that shortly after purchasing the Miracle spring Water,

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<v Speaker 2>great sums of money came into their lives. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Yeah, buyer beware there with that. I have

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<v Speaker 2>seen these ads pop up on TV here.

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<v Speaker 1>I I somebody will buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet it's the same dude. Chlorox in their line

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<v Speaker 2>of cleaning products, have rolled out their new advertising campaign.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it makes sense spring cleaning and all that stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>clean feels good is is what they're what they're saying,

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<v Speaker 2>and that you know, of course, to get things that clean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's recommended that you use a Clorox product. And now

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<v Speaker 2>they're tying all this into their advertising as long as

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<v Speaker 2>well as with some new neuroscience research in which they're

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<v Speaker 2>claiming cleaning will make you feel even better than doing

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<v Speaker 2>things like, I don't know, petting a puppy.

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<v Speaker 4>So these sensus measure brain waves, which gives us a

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<v Speaker 4>glimpse into what the brain is doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, by measuring these differences, we can create our feel

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<v Speaker 1>Good Index.

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<v Speaker 3>Four hundred different experiments, poor hundred unexpected results. According to

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<v Speaker 3>the science mun thought cleaning felt better than petting puppies,

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<v Speaker 3>clean felt better than a massage or you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so you see where they're going with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Look right there across the counterpat what do we have

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<v Speaker 1>two bottles of right.

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<v Speaker 2>There wipes which you diligently utilize every day. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I need to ask.

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<v Speaker 1>You all I all you do is to degrease my side,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think it gets greasy over here. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you feel after doing that? Bob? Does it feel better

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<v Speaker 1>than petting puppies?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really?

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<v Speaker 1>I really like puppies though? Thank you all right, Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's just me. Then I think what they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do at the end of it all is they're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to separate. Remember they were the biggest hit ever during COVID,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think now that they don't have that to

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<v Speaker 1>fall back on, but their sales have got to be

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<v Speaker 1>way plummeted compared comparatively.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you know what, I remember, you couldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>find those things.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm being a little quick to judge here, because

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<v Speaker 2>on a certain level, this is really saying the same

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<v Speaker 2>thing of something that I've been guilty of for many,

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<v Speaker 2>many years. After getting done with a hard session of

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<v Speaker 2>lawn work, standing there, hands on your hips, looking at

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<v Speaker 2>the fruits of your labor, with the perfectly manicured turf,

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<v Speaker 2>the edging all done, leaf blowing down, You're like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's a true accomplishment.

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<v Speaker 2>Feels good.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see this they're saying. It's the same sort of

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<v Speaker 1>endorphin rush.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe perhaps, Oh that clean counter that feels good, that

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<v Speaker 4>floor now that I've cleaned up Teddy's pooped that he

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<v Speaker 4>didn't finish a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, ah, Teddy a doggie bag for those Yeah, Teddy

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<v Speaker 2>is he's been good lately.

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<v Speaker 1>Knock on wood, not uh peeing as long as I

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<v Speaker 1>get home by a certain time.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Apparently there's a new trend when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to men's grooming. Again, I was not up on this

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<v Speaker 2>nor aware that this was really a thing. Until I

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<v Speaker 2>saw this, I figured I better put it out there,

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<v Speaker 2>keep you ahead of the game.

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<v Speaker 4>Here.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, some guys are apparently trimming or and or cutting

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<v Speaker 2>their eye lashes, not eyebrows, eyelashes to make them shorter

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<v Speaker 2>so they appear more manly. Now, I never really stopped

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<v Speaker 2>to think about this. Let me see your eyelashes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're just normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Say again, you don't grow a lot of hair because

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<v Speaker 1>you're the red hair used.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't really something that I, again, really pay a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of attention to, whether it's mine or anybody else's eyelashes,

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<v Speaker 2>unless it's those ridiculous extensions that we've talked about at

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<v Speaker 2>nauseum on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the blank umbrellas. Yes, ladies, those lashes. Those need

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<v Speaker 1>to be trimmed. That's who needs to be trimming their eyelashes.

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<v Speaker 1>Just remove them. Yeah, just I think there's a procedure

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<v Speaker 1>when they get them on. I think there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>to it.

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<v Speaker 2>The as far as dudes go, though, and actually physically

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<v Speaker 2>trimming your eyelashes. Just about any doctor is saying the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. Your eyelashes are there for a reason. They

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<v Speaker 2>protect stuff from going in there. Yeah, don't don't be

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<v Speaker 2>messing with that, or you're gonna end up causing yourself

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<v Speaker 2>more problems than it's worth.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel comfortable putting scissors next to my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, you walk in there once, in the men's

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<v Speaker 1>room in the fourth floor, and there I am, Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen you do some odd things.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, What the hell are you doing now? Oh? Looking

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<v Speaker 1>a little more mainly, aren't I? I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>just used a Quorwak's wipe, all right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Learned something new every day, I guess.

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