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Speaker 2: A religious TV station in the UK has received a
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine for airing infomercials
Speaker 2: from Peter pop Off Ministries. I've when I saw this headline,
Speaker 2: I go, this sounds familiar now I started reading, go,
Speaker 2: I've seen this guy's stuff pop up on TV here.
Speaker 1: His name's Peter pop Off.
Speaker 2: Peter pop Off Ministries. Their their gimmick is the miracle
Speaker 2: spring water. Have you seen the ads for that? Oh God,
Speaker 2: you stroke a check or bust out the credit hard
Speaker 2: for Peter Popoff Ministries. They're going to send you this
Speaker 2: miracle spring water, which in these uh infomercials that you know,
Speaker 2: luckily provide many testimonials from satisfied followers claiming that pouring
Speaker 2: the miracle spring water over their hands brought them recovery
Speaker 2: from illnesses such as lung cancer and diabetes and intestinal disease,
Speaker 2: and also in some cases cured their drug addictions.
Speaker 1: So if if there are they they're being fine because
Speaker 1: they're supposedly not not for profit if they're at church, right, well, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a religious TV channel that was fined by the
Speaker 2: broadcasting regulators in the UK for airing the misleading claims
Speaker 2: of the Miracle spring Water. Look, we're not here to
Speaker 2: question anybody's faith.
Speaker 1: But if you're buying Miracle spring water from somebody that
Speaker 1: that one of their testimonials is it cured my lung cancer.
Speaker 1: Come on, if you know what, if you're buying that,
Speaker 1: that's on you.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Others have testified that shortly after purchasing the Miracle spring Water,
Speaker 2: great sums of money came into their lives. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Yeah, buyer beware there with that. I have
Speaker 2: seen these ads pop up on TV here.
Speaker 1: I I somebody will buy it.
Speaker 2: I bet it's the same dude. Chlorox in their line
Speaker 2: of cleaning products, have rolled out their new advertising campaign.
Speaker 2: I guess it makes sense spring cleaning and all that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: clean feels good is is what they're what they're saying,
Speaker 2: and that you know, of course, to get things that clean,
Speaker 2: it's recommended that you use a Clorox product. And now
Speaker 2: they're tying all this into their advertising as long as
Speaker 2: well as with some new neuroscience research in which they're
Speaker 2: claiming cleaning will make you feel even better than doing
Speaker 2: things like, I don't know, petting a puppy.
Speaker 4: So these sensus measure brain waves, which gives us a
Speaker 4: glimpse into what the brain is doing.
Speaker 1: Now, by measuring these differences, we can create our feel
Speaker 1: Good Index.
Speaker 3: Four hundred different experiments, poor hundred unexpected results. According to
Speaker 3: the science mun thought cleaning felt better than petting puppies,
Speaker 3: clean felt better than a massage or you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so you see where they're going with this.
Speaker 1: Look right there across the counterpat what do we have
Speaker 1: two bottles of right.
Speaker 2: There wipes which you diligently utilize every day. I guess
Speaker 2: I need to ask.
Speaker 1: You all I all you do is to degrease my side,
Speaker 1: because I think it gets greasy over here. How do
Speaker 1: you feel after doing that? Bob? Does it feel better
Speaker 1: than petting puppies?
Speaker 2: Do you really?
Speaker 1: I really like puppies though? Thank you all right, Maybe
Speaker 1: it's just me. Then I think what they're trying to
Speaker 1: do at the end of it all is they're trying
Speaker 1: to separate. Remember they were the biggest hit ever during COVID,
Speaker 1: so I think now that they don't have that to
Speaker 1: fall back on, but their sales have got to be
Speaker 1: way plummeted compared comparatively.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what, I remember, you couldn't even
Speaker 1: find those things.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm being a little quick to judge here, because
Speaker 2: on a certain level, this is really saying the same
Speaker 2: thing of something that I've been guilty of for many,
Speaker 2: many years. After getting done with a hard session of
Speaker 2: lawn work, standing there, hands on your hips, looking at
Speaker 2: the fruits of your labor, with the perfectly manicured turf,
Speaker 2: the edging all done, leaf blowing down, You're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a true accomplishment.
Speaker 2: Feels good.
Speaker 1: Let's see this they're saying. It's the same sort of
Speaker 1: endorphin rush.
Speaker 4: Maybe perhaps, Oh that clean counter that feels good, that
Speaker 4: floor now that I've cleaned up Teddy's pooped that he
Speaker 4: didn't finish a year.
Speaker 2: Yes, ah, Teddy a doggie bag for those Yeah, Teddy
Speaker 2: is he's been good lately.
Speaker 1: Knock on wood, not uh peeing as long as I
Speaker 1: get home by a certain time.
Speaker 2: All right. Apparently there's a new trend when it comes
Speaker 2: to men's grooming. Again, I was not up on this
Speaker 2: nor aware that this was really a thing. Until I
Speaker 2: saw this, I figured I better put it out there,
Speaker 2: keep you ahead of the game.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 2: Uh, some guys are apparently trimming or and or cutting
Speaker 2: their eye lashes, not eyebrows, eyelashes to make them shorter
Speaker 2: so they appear more manly. Now, I never really stopped
Speaker 2: to think about this. Let me see your eyelashes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're just normal.
Speaker 1: Say again, you don't grow a lot of hair because
Speaker 1: you're the red hair used.
Speaker 2: This isn't really something that I, again, really pay a
Speaker 2: lot of attention to, whether it's mine or anybody else's eyelashes,
Speaker 2: unless it's those ridiculous extensions that we've talked about at
Speaker 2: nauseum on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the blank umbrellas. Yes, ladies, those lashes. Those need
Speaker 1: to be trimmed. That's who needs to be trimming their eyelashes.
Speaker 1: Just remove them. Yeah, just I think there's a procedure
Speaker 1: when they get them on. I think there's a lot
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: The as far as dudes go, though, and actually physically
Speaker 2: trimming your eyelashes. Just about any doctor is saying the
Speaker 2: same thing. Your eyelashes are there for a reason. They
Speaker 2: protect stuff from going in there. Yeah, don't don't be
Speaker 2: messing with that, or you're gonna end up causing yourself
Speaker 2: more problems than it's worth.
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable putting scissors next to my eye.
Speaker 1: My god, you walk in there once, in the men's
Speaker 1: room in the fourth floor, and there I am, Bob.
Speaker 2: I've seen you do some odd things.
Speaker 1: Man, What the hell are you doing now? Oh? Looking
Speaker 1: a little more mainly, aren't I? I feel like I
Speaker 1: just used a Quorwak's wipe, all right, I.
Speaker 2: Learned something new every day, I guess.
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