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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jrr.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just pull the band aid off right here and

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<v Speaker 3>get to this story about this hard core criminal out

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<v Speaker 3>of Okay, Duncansville, burrough, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 2>My feeling sarcasm here.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe a tad in reference to eighteen year old Thomas Talbert.

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<v Speaker 3>Thomas is accused of robin a smoke shop at gunpoints

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<v Speaker 3>and then fleeing on his e bike. Oh boy, with

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<v Speaker 3>a carton of smokes and a couple hundred dollars in cash,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's doing a whopping twenty nine miles an hour

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<v Speaker 3>on that e bike airsoft gun fleeing on an e bike.

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<v Speaker 3>He was smart enough to cover his face up somewhat,

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<v Speaker 3>but not enough apparently for another customer that was in

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<v Speaker 3>this store at the time to easily identify him as

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<v Speaker 3>the man who was quote living out of the shed

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<v Speaker 3>down the road on Third Avenue.

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<v Speaker 4>You notice why he's on an e bike instead of

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<v Speaker 4>a regular bike, you know, because the smoking habit he.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it is like a little Warriors. I can't pedal

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<v Speaker 2>out of here. I'm gonna hop on the e bike

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<v Speaker 2>to get back to my shed. Hey, you know what, living.

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<v Speaker 4>In a shed wouldn't be really that bad if you

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<v Speaker 4>could keep the rats out.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess we are entering spring and the pen you know,

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<v Speaker 3>across the country, and things I guess are warming up

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<v Speaker 3>there in Pennsylvania. I'm sure there're shed living shed life.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure there are many many people that have a

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<v Speaker 4>man cave in their shed.

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<v Speaker 2>I know people that do.

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<v Speaker 4>And you slap a walluon in that sunbitch, goodbye family.

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<v Speaker 3>So police showed up at the shed, and without much prompt,

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<v Speaker 3>Thomas said, I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Said they're smoking. I was thinking he's just.

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<v Speaker 4>Chain smoking that joint down they walk in and it's

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<v Speaker 4>just oh yeah, marb Central.

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<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, let's bring it closer to home here, let's head

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<v Speaker 3>down Sebastian Way. Oh really again. A woman accused of

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<v Speaker 3>leaving kids in a hot car while she was doing

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<v Speaker 3>the old barcode shuffle inside Walmart.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, walking up and switching bar codes to get something cheaper.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the barcode swap slash shoplifting is what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel bad for I mean, she's got kids.

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<v Speaker 4>She's just doing that to problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>The kids that were in the hot car with the

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<v Speaker 3>windows rolled up apparently weren't hers what. Not quite sure

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<v Speaker 3>whose kids they were because the story I asked that

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<v Speaker 3>question was it didn't receive the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably babysitting earned a little extra cash.

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<v Speaker 3>She said it was okay because she didn't leave the

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<v Speaker 3>engine running.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's even better. She didn't leave the.

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<v Speaker 4>Engine running, or the windows down, or the AC that's

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<v Speaker 4>attached to that engine.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>It was eighty five degrees out at the.

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<v Speaker 4>Time, ma'am. They'd be better off in a shed with

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<v Speaker 4>e bikes or for them maybe a little east scooters.

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<v Speaker 3>They said she was pulling a well known shoplifting move,

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<v Speaker 3>which is referred to by insiders as the banana trick.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they call when you switch things, is the

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<v Speaker 2>banana trick.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess she was using the barcodes that stickers that

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<v Speaker 3>are on bananas, and I guess are fairly easy to

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<v Speaker 3>peel off and put the banana sticker on the seventy

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<v Speaker 3>seven inch TV. It's it's gi me a dollar twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 4>It's wow, that's a great deal on TV, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy. It's a rollback in it. Yeah, it's sad.

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<v Speaker 4>That it's gotten to the point where there's names for

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<v Speaker 4>we're ripping off. I'm telling you if you have BWO

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<v Speaker 4>in the armed Guard that it ain't happening.

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<v Speaker 2>He spots the banana, it's bananas.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of b WO and bw stickers, I notice they

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<v Speaker 3>are gone now in the festibule of the.

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<v Speaker 2>In the hell box up there? Do we have any

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<v Speaker 2>more that we can replenish.

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<v Speaker 4>In the Boss's office and I see in sorry mixed

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<v Speaker 4>boss and box because he has a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 4>boxes out in front of his office which might be

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<v Speaker 4>b w O gear. So yes, I'll get some stickers

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<v Speaker 4>from him or promo.

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<v Speaker 3>Remind me right, So you can either swing by and

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<v Speaker 3>grab those out of the lobby they're free, or if

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<v Speaker 3>you can't get here, we totally get it. Central Florida

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<v Speaker 3>is a big place. You can still send a self

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<v Speaker 3>address stamped envelopes and we'll send you the b w O.

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<v Speaker 2>Stickers nailed out three yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Onto this socks item that I need to run by

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<v Speaker 3>you because you have displayed a recent fixation on socks.

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<v Speaker 3>Learned you wear women socks? Now No I'm back to

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<v Speaker 3>men's I've ordered them on Amazon. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 3>see today's sure one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason why they're nice blue socks, by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>the reason why pat I was fixated on socks.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember something about your feet stinking? There? You go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel like such a good spouse.

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<v Speaker 2>He listens to me. Do my best this sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>A behavioral sleep disorder specialist named Michelle Drurup is addocating

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<v Speaker 3>for making sure you sleep with your socks on for

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<v Speaker 3>a better night's sleep. Hell no, she says, that's a

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<v Speaker 3>key to a better night's sleep. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 3>hear her reasoning? And there was a study, a small

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<v Speaker 3>study from twenty eighteen that kind of backs us up.

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<v Speaker 2>You go ahead, And then I got to give you

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<v Speaker 2>my son option.

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<v Speaker 3>She says that by wearing socks to bed and warming

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<v Speaker 3>your feet, you may actually lower your core body temperature

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<v Speaker 3>and fall asleep faster. By making your feet warmer, you're

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<v Speaker 3>opening up blood vessels to help cool down the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of your body. And then there's that study from twenty

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<v Speaker 3>eighteen that, uh, you know, kind of backs this up,

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<v Speaker 3>and they found it works best in young men. Uh

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<v Speaker 3>and they fall asleep almost eight minutes faster and slept

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<v Speaker 3>for on average thirty two minutes longer than those who

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<v Speaker 3>didn't wear socks, and they also woke up fewer times

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<v Speaker 3>during the night.

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<v Speaker 4>I can tell you one thing, ma'am, you don't live

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<v Speaker 4>in Florida, because if you live in Florida and you're

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<v Speaker 4>sleeping in socks and it's not the freezing cold winter

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<v Speaker 4>that we get for two days a year, you're on crack.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there was maybe one or two nights this

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<v Speaker 3>past cool season where I actually did put socks on

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<v Speaker 3>because it was it was pretty damn cold.

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<v Speaker 4>You slept in socks one or two times, oh, because

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't budge and do the heat.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably no, even there was those one or two nights

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<v Speaker 3>where it was Yeah, it was. But here's the second

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<v Speaker 3>part where they go on about getting a better night's sleep,

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<v Speaker 3>and uh, I always laugh at this, and it gets

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<v Speaker 3>right back to what you just said. You don't live

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<v Speaker 3>in Florida. Keeping your bedroom around six sixty five degrees

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<v Speaker 3>can also keep your core temperature cool as you sleep. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>come to Florida in July, August, and September and you

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<v Speaker 3>get your air cranked down to sixty five and then

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<v Speaker 3>get that electric bill.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna go into permanent sleep when you get the bill.

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<v Speaker 3>If you get your air at sixty five.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, this just in note number three to get

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<v Speaker 4>a good night's sleep six pack theory.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, ma'am. Now you're living in Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>You're in Florida, man, exactly one in doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>Booze it out Linchin Tago on demand, dellady I heartway

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<v Speaker 1>you'll ask for right Jack