Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jrr.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right.
Speaker 3: Let's just pull the band aid off right here and
Speaker 3: get to this story about this hard core criminal out
Speaker 3: of Okay, Duncansville, burrough, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: My feeling sarcasm here.
Speaker 3: Maybe a tad in reference to eighteen year old Thomas Talbert.
Speaker 3: Thomas is accused of robin a smoke shop at gunpoints
Speaker 3: and then fleeing on his e bike. Oh boy, with
Speaker 3: a carton of smokes and a couple hundred dollars in cash,
Speaker 3: and he's doing a whopping twenty nine miles an hour
Speaker 3: on that e bike airsoft gun fleeing on an e bike.
Speaker 3: He was smart enough to cover his face up somewhat,
Speaker 3: but not enough apparently for another customer that was in
Speaker 3: this store at the time to easily identify him as
Speaker 3: the man who was quote living out of the shed
Speaker 3: down the road on Third Avenue.
Speaker 4: You notice why he's on an e bike instead of
Speaker 4: a regular bike, you know, because the smoking habit he.
Speaker 2: Got it is like a little Warriors. I can't pedal
Speaker 2: out of here. I'm gonna hop on the e bike
Speaker 2: to get back to my shed. Hey, you know what, living.
Speaker 4: In a shed wouldn't be really that bad if you
Speaker 4: could keep the rats out.
Speaker 3: I guess we are entering spring and the pen you know,
Speaker 3: across the country, and things I guess are warming up
Speaker 3: there in Pennsylvania. I'm sure there're shed living shed life.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there are many many people that have a
Speaker 4: man cave in their shed.
Speaker 2: I know people that do.
Speaker 4: And you slap a walluon in that sunbitch, goodbye family.
Speaker 3: So police showed up at the shed, and without much prompt,
Speaker 3: Thomas said, I did it.
Speaker 2: Said they're smoking. I was thinking he's just.
Speaker 4: Chain smoking that joint down they walk in and it's
Speaker 4: just oh yeah, marb Central.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, let's bring it closer to home here, let's head
Speaker 3: down Sebastian Way. Oh really again. A woman accused of
Speaker 3: leaving kids in a hot car while she was doing
Speaker 3: the old barcode shuffle inside Walmart.
Speaker 4: Okay, walking up and switching bar codes to get something cheaper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the barcode swap slash shoplifting is what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel bad for I mean, she's got kids.
Speaker 4: She's just doing that to problem.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: The kids that were in the hot car with the
Speaker 3: windows rolled up apparently weren't hers what. Not quite sure
Speaker 3: whose kids they were because the story I asked that
Speaker 3: question was it didn't receive the answer.
Speaker 2: Probably babysitting earned a little extra cash.
Speaker 3: She said it was okay because she didn't leave the
Speaker 3: engine running.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's even better. She didn't leave the.
Speaker 4: Engine running, or the windows down, or the AC that's
Speaker 4: attached to that engine.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: It was eighty five degrees out at the.
Speaker 4: Time, ma'am. They'd be better off in a shed with
Speaker 4: e bikes or for them maybe a little east scooters.
Speaker 3: They said she was pulling a well known shoplifting move,
Speaker 3: which is referred to by insiders as the banana trick.
Speaker 2: That's what they call when you switch things, is the
Speaker 2: banana trick.
Speaker 3: I guess she was using the barcodes that stickers that
Speaker 3: are on bananas, and I guess are fairly easy to
Speaker 3: peel off and put the banana sticker on the seventy
Speaker 3: seven inch TV. It's it's gi me a dollar twenty nine.
Speaker 4: It's wow, that's a great deal on TV, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Enjoy. It's a rollback in it. Yeah, it's sad.
Speaker 4: That it's gotten to the point where there's names for
Speaker 4: we're ripping off. I'm telling you if you have BWO
Speaker 4: in the armed Guard that it ain't happening.
Speaker 2: He spots the banana, it's bananas.
Speaker 3: Speaking of b WO and bw stickers, I notice they
Speaker 3: are gone now in the festibule of the.
Speaker 2: In the hell box up there? Do we have any
Speaker 2: more that we can replenish.
Speaker 4: In the Boss's office and I see in sorry mixed
Speaker 4: boss and box because he has a whole bunch of
Speaker 4: boxes out in front of his office which might be
Speaker 4: b w O gear. So yes, I'll get some stickers
Speaker 4: from him or promo.
Speaker 3: Remind me right, So you can either swing by and
Speaker 3: grab those out of the lobby they're free, or if
Speaker 3: you can't get here, we totally get it. Central Florida
Speaker 3: is a big place. You can still send a self
Speaker 3: address stamped envelopes and we'll send you the b w O.
Speaker 2: Stickers nailed out three yesterday.
Speaker 3: Onto this socks item that I need to run by
Speaker 3: you because you have displayed a recent fixation on socks.
Speaker 3: Learned you wear women socks? Now No I'm back to
Speaker 3: men's I've ordered them on Amazon. Do you want to
Speaker 3: see today's sure one?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The reason why they're nice blue socks, by the way,
Speaker 4: the reason why pat I was fixated on socks.
Speaker 2: Do you remember something about your feet stinking? There? You go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like such a good spouse.
Speaker 2: He listens to me. Do my best this sleep.
Speaker 3: A behavioral sleep disorder specialist named Michelle Drurup is addocating
Speaker 3: for making sure you sleep with your socks on for
Speaker 3: a better night's sleep. Hell no, she says, that's a
Speaker 3: key to a better night's sleep. Do you want to
Speaker 3: hear her reasoning? And there was a study, a small
Speaker 3: study from twenty eighteen that kind of backs us up.
Speaker 2: You go ahead, And then I got to give you
Speaker 2: my son option.
Speaker 3: She says that by wearing socks to bed and warming
Speaker 3: your feet, you may actually lower your core body temperature
Speaker 3: and fall asleep faster. By making your feet warmer, you're
Speaker 3: opening up blood vessels to help cool down the rest
Speaker 3: of your body. And then there's that study from twenty
Speaker 3: eighteen that, uh, you know, kind of backs this up,
Speaker 3: and they found it works best in young men. Uh
Speaker 3: and they fall asleep almost eight minutes faster and slept
Speaker 3: for on average thirty two minutes longer than those who
Speaker 3: didn't wear socks, and they also woke up fewer times
Speaker 3: during the night.
Speaker 4: I can tell you one thing, ma'am, you don't live
Speaker 4: in Florida, because if you live in Florida and you're
Speaker 4: sleeping in socks and it's not the freezing cold winter
Speaker 4: that we get for two days a year, you're on crack.
Speaker 3: I think there was maybe one or two nights this
Speaker 3: past cool season where I actually did put socks on
Speaker 3: because it was it was pretty damn cold.
Speaker 4: You slept in socks one or two times, oh, because
Speaker 4: you didn't budge and do the heat.
Speaker 3: Probably no, even there was those one or two nights
Speaker 3: where it was Yeah, it was. But here's the second
Speaker 3: part where they go on about getting a better night's sleep,
Speaker 3: and uh, I always laugh at this, and it gets
Speaker 3: right back to what you just said. You don't live
Speaker 3: in Florida. Keeping your bedroom around six sixty five degrees
Speaker 3: can also keep your core temperature cool as you sleep. Okay,
Speaker 3: come to Florida in July, August, and September and you
Speaker 3: get your air cranked down to sixty five and then
Speaker 3: get that electric bill.
Speaker 2: You're not.
Speaker 3: You're gonna go into permanent sleep when you get the bill.
Speaker 3: If you get your air at sixty five.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, this just in note number three to get
Speaker 4: a good night's sleep six pack theory.
Speaker 2: There you go, ma'am. Now you're living in Florida.
Speaker 3: You're in Florida, man, exactly one in doubt.
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