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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Finally,
My god.
Speaker 3: Is my my gun? It is oh my mess, my god.
Speaker 1: It has been a day and it's one of these things.
And I firmly, firmly, firmly believe this. When you start
out and shit goes bad and you don't handle it well,
every fucking thing for the rest of the day is
a complete cunt show. Period. It's just this. I don't
know why that is. It's every time I've noticed it,
every time in my life I have have. I have
more stress than I've ever had in my life. I
mean absolutely horrific, horrible, terrible shit that I can't even
really discuss here. And it is fucking hit the limit
today and I'm trying to get out of the house
and I got to run here and I got to
get there, and this needs this, and this person needs this,
and another person needs this, and another person needs this,
and so you're running, running, running, run and running and
I'm about to leave and I can't find the car keys.
I can't find them. And I go out to the
car in the garage and they're not in the car,
and I can't find them. And I always, always bathroom,
always hang up my keys so I don't lose them. No,
I can't find them anywhere, can't find them, can't find them.
I am pulling couch cushions apart, I am flipping couches.
I am fucking out of my mind. I have no
Now this is the tipping point. I have lost my
ever lover fucking mind. I am gone, absolutely fine. I'm
keeping it. I'm trying not to, but I mean laundry
that I've asked to be folded that wasn't mine. I'm
fucking flinging along. Coffee's flying all over the wall now
because it hit the cup, and I'm fucking just I
am absolutely over the edge, like over the fucking edge.
Get so, Now I go out to the car and
I go, let me see what happens. Car starts, car
can't start if the keys are not somewhere in the car,
Ripping the car apart, ripping the car apart, can't find
the car, pull the car up, my kids, ripping them.
We're ripping the can't find them, can't find I can't
find them. I go back in the house. I walk out,
I put my hand down the stop. Pockets stop. Come on,
I'm not kidding. They're in your pocket. Is it just
the one fob or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's the it's all all the keys, and you never
checked your pockets.
Speaker 1: I'm checking my coat pockets, I'm checking my back. I'm
ripping through my bag because I can't even say why
I put my keys and stuff in a specific place.
I'm not even gonna say why I do it. But
I was pissed because I didn't do it. I came out,
I saw something happening. I took my shit and I go,
this is why I keep it over here. And I
must have put them in my pocket mindlessly. But I'm
telling you, this is all stress. It is all stress,
and it's a It's a terrible thing, and it fucking
ruined me. I come in here. Then the cameras won't connect,
this won't connect nows and the microphone's not connecting. The
computer's been restarted. It's like, holy shit, all I want
to do is have fun, right.
Speaker 3: Turn it off and go back to bell, start over
to morrow.
Speaker 1: No what Today's done? No, No, okay, this was this
was the this is what I was looking forward to.
Dougie fresh in the house, whoo in the house? Baby's
I mean?
Speaker 3: Now we're good Saint Patty's Day, paray today, Yes, yep,
ratchat chat mm hmm. We're here, We're fired up, We're
ready to go. Yeah, I those frowns upside down.
Speaker 1: I am debating whether or not to go drinking. Yeah.
I think today is a bad idea for me.
Speaker 3: You know what, I never drink when I'm in a
bad mood. I just you know what, It never gets better.
I think I could for me anyways. Well, the other
thing is that I would rather keeping on the rails
I got. I mean, I do have a lot going on.
Everybody has a lot going on. I've said this on
previous podcasts. I hate and I find myself saying it,
I'm so busy, I'm so busy. But it's not that now.
Speaker 1: It's the fucking stress, the stress and the and the
and the solo act of trying to hold everybody, not
just you, everybody together, and it's like fuck man, But.
Speaker 3: What said uh Lion? And Jerry Maguire, the athletes. Talking
to Tom Cruise's agent, he goes, you were hanging on
by a thread, and I love it. Sometimes that's that threading.
That thread will not break, my friend.
Speaker 1: I feel that way. You are the thread. You are
the thread. I feel that way Douggie. Doug was supposed
to bring in his dad today, Yeah, eighty one years old,
eighty one David Kodak, guy Elvis impersonator. Oh yeah. Unfortunately
he couldn't make it. But the internet has stepped in.
Speaker 3: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Was something even more important that my father, a listener,
has now challenged Doug oh boy, uh huh to eat
one hundred deviled eggs on the podcast.
Speaker 3: No's not gonna do it. I am that cool hand loop.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it was. But uh yeah from cool
Hand Lou.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fifty deviled eggs. And I think, you know what,
there was just a reel that I watched. I think
he only like twenty three throughout the takes, and I
think it was a three day take. And that was
one of the questions when he got approached by people.
Paul who I've seen biographies on him, he's you know,
people are like, oh, take off your glasses so I
can see your baby blue eyes, and how many eggs
did you actually eat? He's just like, you know, I'm
you know, just an entertainer and actor and you know,
sitning autographs. But that was one of the questions that
he got bothered by after a while. Sure you would,
you know, how many eggs did you? Who fucking cares?
Speaker 1: Well, Doug, you've already lost. Last week was twenty two.
You're down even more twenty six Wow, dude, yea dude,
twenty six pounds. And I thought the big thing was
deviled eggs.
Speaker 3: Well, I downline and the Keto diet said it's good. Well,
it's not exactly Keto diet. I'm just eating less than
a lot of protein, and talking to a couple other people,
they are like, actually, doubled eggs surprisingly are good if
you're just doing proteins. So, yeah, I get a steak
at night, cut in half, have a few devil leggs
with it, then the other half for lunch.
Speaker 1: The next day is gonna be one sexy body built. Absolutely,
if you need a shirt that is built by deviled eggs,
this is the greatest because how many eggs do you
think a normal human could eat before you. And I'm
saying yeah, because in cool hand, Luke, it's fifty eggs. Yes,
But this guy says, and I may have him come in.
I may find a hundred devil eggs, because devil eggs
are halves, So to eat a hundred, maybe we'd have
him eat just because here's the thing. It's the paprika,
it's the mayonnaise, it's that stuff that adds to the eggs.
So maybe we should just do fifty. But I would
be willing to have this guy come in and sit,
sit on the podcast, and while we do it, he's
got to eat fifty deviled eggs.
Speaker 3: In two hours. I could probably eat fifty deviled eggs.
I mean they're just they're nice and smooth. Well right, right,
well speak Do you see these?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you see the top one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Now, I told you I was changing my doing. I
told you I was changing my profile picture. It's a
deviled eggs and deviled eggs.
Speaker 1: Did you want your dating apps? Yes?
Speaker 3: And and I got two responses.
Speaker 1: Saying saying what, saying what? Please tell me?
Speaker 3: I will, but I don't want to.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want to you don't
want to tell me what I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you the second one?
Speaker 1: Why? Wait wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 3: Where was two?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: But why in the past week I told you I
was going to change it the double legs I did?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: So uh one person? It was a girl in Pennianne.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a bit of a rock.
Speaker 3: This is the second one. Yes, and she goes, I'm
just really looking to connect and I'd like to have
a coffee buddy. So she was fifty four, my height,
no kids, perfect, So I wrote her, well, well, okay,
well not perfect, but I am fifty five, no kids,
and I said, hey, I'd love to have a coffee
date with you. Only problem is I've done I've DJ'ed
three weddings of Pennyenne. I've got lost every time.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: She writes back two days later, I'm allergic to eggs. Yeah,
but so what, so what? That's what I said? And
I didn't write her back. Oh the first one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you gonna tell us what? She said? Please?
Speaker 3: Seventy nine years old?
Speaker 1: Oh dugging fresh? I love devil eggs.
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, because I don't have to put my teeth
into eat.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, fucking Yes, this is perfect, This is
so you, This is so you. I deleted that winking
of you. No, I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tempt that. No play with her a little,
No play with her.
Speaker 1: I mean not in person? Online? Oh no, no, what
if you made a buddy out of it?
Speaker 3: Oh she had so many wrinkles, just like I'm like, oh,
this has gotta be It's so sweet.
Speaker 1: I have you think it's a fake profile.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm my god, I'm gonna have to
tell a bill about this.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yes, this is amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't have to put my teeth into eat them. Well,
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All Trades, No job too small. I came across the
story about Cindy Crawford.
Speaker 3: Cindy Crawford, she was married to Richard Gear years ago,
the allegations of a hamster or gerbil or something, and
then again divorced. To that point, the two hottest beautiful
people in the world got married, and I think he
was probably twelve years older than I don't think they're
the exact same age. I think no older aged very well.
I mean, my sister still loves Richard Gear, same as them.
Speaker 1: I always think that how did that story go viral
before viral was a thing? You're right, you know what
I mean everybody heard about Richard Gear or Greer or however.
Speaker 3: Say, nobody had ever heard that before about Hamster.
Speaker 1: I think his family's from Syracuse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought his parents.
Speaker 1: Tom is Tom Kenney the voice of SpongeBob is he
was a comic and then wound up with that cake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember either. I think I was in
high school.
Speaker 1: Yes, you were, because I was too. And how did
we all hear it? Like?
Speaker 3: I don't even remember E Entertainment or.
Speaker 1: Tonight Breaking.
Speaker 3: I mean the Inquire and the Star if I remember,
I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they were I heard it, Yes, yes,
that and Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pump
because he had so much semen in the stomach was
another one I had heard. I never remember, Okay, but
it was there.
Speaker 3: It was it what do they call urban legends?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did you hear the one of the stud joke where
the girl comes home and that she wants to go
out when the roommate says, no, I'll stay here, and
she she forgets her purse and she goes back and
the lights are dark, and then she gets her purse.
She doesn't turn lights on, and she comes back in.
A roommate said, and on the on the mirror in
their bedroom, it's good thing it didn't turn the lights on.
That was a big one. When I went to Courtland
heard that that was wait wait wait wait, somebody had
broken a guy in the room killed her roommate and
she went back and didn't turn the lights and got
a person left, and the guy wrote, good thing it
didn't turn the lights on. That was widespread or the
guy or the one roommate. The guy he was complaining
about his anu is herding and he went to the
doctor and thought he was having anal sex and then
they found out that his roommate kept a can of
night Trade or whatever.
Speaker 1: Knocked him out.
Speaker 3: I heard that in two different collages.
Speaker 1: I never heard those. No, No, maybe I did.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't remember those exactly.
Speaker 3: I had a take of ether well oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Right right, Uh that would put you out, sure, or
chloroform or you know, we can go down that rabbit hole. No.
But the weird the weird thing is like with Richard
Greer that and the Gerbil, like where did it come from?
And I never I never really thought it was real,
did you?
Speaker 3: I'm like, there was strange stuff evolving. I mean, sex
has been around, for sure, but like a million years.
Speaker 1: How about the tree?
Speaker 3: What what do you think we're going to come up with?
That wasn't chizzled on the Egyptian Pyramids, I said, of
maybe old man walking a wheelbarrow. But I mean I
ever heard that position?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do you fresh there's deviled eggs Egyptian pyramids.
The fact I just there's an old woman on this pyramid,
in her teeth around the other pyramid.
Speaker 3: Richard gear rumors, Oh, go ahead, Well.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how all that.
Speaker 3: Survived, Like the long stand infamous rumor about Richard Gere
involving a gerbil as a completely untrue urban legend that
originated in the nineteen eighties. Yes, but why, I don't
know who started it, and probably somebody didn't like him, right.
Speaker 1: But he was. I mean, the thing was like, sorry,
I'm moving the calendar out of your face.
Speaker 3: It's your show, my nice thin face.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wanted to No, it just seems odd to
me like that guy went on. Look in the world
that we live in now, where people get canceled for stuff,
you think you would think if there was any truth
to this they're putting them on a set.
Speaker 3: Absolutely it makes money.
Speaker 1: No, I get it, But like that could become the
biggest turn off, or maybe not, maybe it goes the
other way. But he never addressed it, and his career
went on, and he was.
Speaker 3: I think when you address it, address it, you almost
add a little truth. Of course, even I that never happened,
right instead of just I.
Speaker 1: Wonder if anybodbody ever brought it up in an interview.
And I mean, I've never heard it seene. But I'm
not saying that those get edited. So is it possible.
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I'd have to look at home.
Speaker 1: And well, I came across this story about Cindy Crawford's
morning routine. She wakes up at six am. She listens
to a Bible app dry, brushes her skin, doses excuse me, doses,
does does red light therapy on her face, drinks apple
cider vinegar, walks barefoot in the grass for grounding, sits
in a jacuzzi, and then goes to the gym for
plates and trampoline work. And the whole morning routine takes
about two and a half hours, which made me realize.
Speaker 3: I get up and go to the bathroom, go back
to bed, rub one off, get up, have a couple
deviled eggs, do three pushups, and start my day. It
takes twenty minutes, and then go uber to make enough
money to buy more eggs and man, what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing today? Eggs and mayonnaise. Eggs and mayonnaise
is my motivation for this job. So I maybe like
because I remember I had for many many years had
to be up by like three o'clock in the morning. Yeah,
three fifteen in the morning, and that was tough. But
the online reactions to her were split into two camps.
One you're so inspiring and the other of course she
can do this, she's rich.
Speaker 3: That has nothing to do with it. Really self motivation.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm really, really really impressed to hear you say that,
because the thing is, when does success become something we
mock instead of admire. Do you understand what I'm saying? Look,
we could there can be the argument that Cindy Crawford
won the genetic lottery. Sydney Crawford is nearly sixty years
old now and she's kept her body.
Speaker 3: Well, that's one of the things where I see these posts.
We're all equal or all treaty. We're not all equal.
I mean, I'm never gonna look like Sidney Crawford.
Speaker 1: She's thank god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to be that tall. You're you're
gonna have a genetics for your hair if you can
grow a beard. You know, it's just you have to.
I admire people more than they accept themselves and feel
so comfortable in their shell. And they said that about
Yogi Berrat. Yogi Berra was one of the guys I
heard this in an interview. He felt more comfortable than
anybody I knew. And if you ever seen Yogi Berra, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And there's some people that I know. I just love
hanging out with him because there's just so comfortable and
take nothing seriously and where I take things to heart
sometimes or you know, different scale up and down. But yeah,
I mean I look at Charlie Sheen. He's the exact
appuience of that with all his drugs and cocaine and
hookers and everything. So it's all your path life.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. You know, here's the thing that
that always kind of gets me a little bit because
we see a wealthy person's routine and immediately becomes must
be nice but that same culture says the American dream,
work hard and chase that American dream, you know, work
hard and be this, And so I go, which one
is it? Like? You're gonna be? Cindy Crawford opens up
her world a little bit some people, and it's sort
of that success first resentment and and I don't know,
I have often thought this will not probably be a
very very popular thought, but people who have built amazing
things in this world that we live in often get villainized,
like all of a sudden, when we hate them. They
go from being oh wow, that's pretty impressive too.
Speaker 3: What's the headline? It's a it's an instant headline. If
you go through your phone, there'll be three or four
different headlines about this person's storty nine ers the bills.
So let's just make that explosive headline. But then nobody
reads the article. Yea journalism. My opinion has gone down.
So they're gonna those four sentences this is what Cidy
Crawford does, and you will. You will have a few,
not a lot, I would say, but they'll try to
emulate her. And I will be sort of like Cidy
Crawford if I do this, Yeah, well, that's good for you.
I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1: No. You know, I know people who do, like the
red light therapy and stuff, and it's not any're right,
there is a.
Speaker 3: They're not hurting anybody, no, And I'm not one of
those people. Why the fuck you're doing that? You know,
if there was a guy in Johnny Carson years ago,
I don't know why to pop. He was one hundred
and one years old. He took a shot of Worcester
sauce every day. That was this thing. Why he lived
one hundred and one, I don't know, but Worcester share
wish your shirt doubled eggs.
Speaker 1: Man, if he was alive today, he would be all
over social media, like seriously, they would. He would be
sponsored by what Yeah, absolutely, and that would be the
way that is. I don't know, man, I there's a
thing instead of like roasting rich people, why aren't we
asking them how they got the success they got?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: You know, the genetic lottery. You can't really argue, okay,
you're you're born a certain way. You even pointed that out.
I mean, she's okay, she hit the genetic power ball.
I got that. But genetics alone doesn't produce a forty
plus year career. And that's the thing that I.
Speaker 3: Well, being a model, she went from superstar young. I
don't know if she was on remember the Genes was
it the commercial with those sports illustrated Yeah, I'm super Yeah,
And I mean she just aged gracefully. Whereas you see
other people you know they're getting work done, You're like,
then you really judge them, don't.
Speaker 1: Worry about yeah. Yeah, see Meg.
Speaker 3: Ryan, she looks like the Jokera. I'm like, Jesus, why
would you ever do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are they're just fighters hanging on under their youth or
this is Kenny Rogers is another one, and you're like, God,
why you know we're gonna we're gonna accept you. And
for the people that aren't, or you think you have
to look younger, don't.
Speaker 1: No, And I think there are I think there is.
Speaker 3: If it's one thing I know, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but working in all strip clubs, thousands of women, the
beauty is in the inside. Because I've worked with some
of the hottest women you ever can see, and when
they open their mouth, I'm like, shut the fuck up.
I'm like, you have nothing to talk about. It's all
about you. You're rude, you're kind of sending, and you're selfish,
and I want to hang out with you at a
baseball game. I mean that's a bad example, but you
know what I mean. Then you talk to somebody and
that you really enjoy talking to them, there is you know,
And they might not be a Cindy Crawford, but in
my eyes they are because their beauty is emulating out
and such depth, such depth, such depth to Doug for real.
Speaker 1: Because I often when I when I hear things like this,
I think, where does luck end and discipline begin? Because
that's a discipline in what Sydney Crawford's doing every day.
Speaker 3: She's doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I but she certainly looks like she's doing it.
She's remained in shape. And your body changes, we know this,
your tabolism slows down. It's probably even bigger changes for
women with you know, parentimenopause, menopause, all kids and having
kids and all that stuff. And I don't know, you know,
if we say work hard, succeed, build wealth, and then
culturally resent people once they get that, what message are
we sending. That's the thing that I always wonder and
I have thought and this is what I was going
to say earlier when I said it's not a very
popular opinion. But you know this whole idea of sometimes
tax the rich more, tax the rich, tax the rich.
Speaker 3: Well, the only thing that's that's a magic trick. We're
going to have smoke and mirrors over here, But I'm
going to talk about taxing the rich, right because they
don't take care of everything. Oh it's not.
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a single dad who hate got them the longest without.
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trip out To The bunny ranch.
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because when he, came back, you, know horrible, HE said
a fucking. Worse trip, He goes i'm stuck in the
middle of. Fucking nowhere they put me up in this
room and. He goes it's like a bunch of trailer is.
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A girl the whole thing. Just sounded it just sounded,
really really, YOU know i felt. So bad, i'm Like,
oh god this poor, fucking guy and everybody knew it
is like in, his, life right he wanted to right
from a radio show to go.
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doing things who's?
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free to make choices of their own with their.
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i haven't seen much outcry.
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doesn't involve students from? The workplace because, teachers drink, you
know and and and there are bars that over the
spring break that or the winter break they had like
teacher speils. And, stuff uh the, teachers gamble teachers do go.
To bars human teachers do. Do things teachers probably at
some point may have paid for across. The two but,
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Adult BEHAVIOR and i? Get it this is illegally probably
THIS is i.
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over for? A threesome that's.
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know yes not. Only strippers it is not it. Is
not and and that's the, thing IS like i get.
PROFESSIONAL responsibility i understand that you're showing up to your
job high. ON cocaine, i mean not a. Great idea
probably not probably come.
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pornography i mean, there is so.
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ago clubbing one of those he was they were in
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want To ty g's, over here take your grass. Skirt
off we we do celebrate strip clubs and. POP culture
i don't know strip clubs so. MUCH anymore i think
it's treated only fans and where you can watch and
interact with women. On, screen right but some of the biggest.
Speaker 1: Cities Yet but i'll SAY when i say like this,
POP culture, i, Mean UH and i know this show
is now kind, Of old but the bottom Being In
the sopranos was it was a. Strip Club dave chappelle
talks a whole bit about how he loves going to
strip clubs, by himself which is is kind. Of funny and,
you KNOW sometimes i like. TO read i see close
to the stage so the lighting. Is better and, you're
right the other thing is making millions on. Only fans
so this is a country of morality built on businesses. Of,
reality yeah but prostitution is is legal almost everywhere in.
This country it, is, illegal illegal and almost everywhere in.
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any In The united states legal?
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the wind always be at. Your back hey you never
kissing The, win well that's true Too For, Doug Fresh.
Bill moran we'll see you.
Speaker 5: Next time