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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice

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mix in some.

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Speaker 2: Vodka colored A podcast from the Mac of All Trade

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Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.

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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Finally,

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My god.

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Speaker 3: Is my my gun? It is oh my mess, my god.

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Speaker 1: It has been a day and it's one of these things.

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And I firmly, firmly, firmly believe this. When you start

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out and shit goes bad and you don't handle it well,

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every fucking thing for the rest of the day is

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a complete cunt show. Period. It's just this. I don't

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know why that is. It's every time I've noticed it,

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every time in my life I have have. I have

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more stress than I've ever had in my life. I

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mean absolutely horrific, horrible, terrible shit that I can't even

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really discuss here. And it is fucking hit the limit

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today and I'm trying to get out of the house

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and I got to run here and I got to

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get there, and this needs this, and this person needs this,

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and another person needs this, and another person needs this,

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and so you're running, running, running, run and running and

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I'm about to leave and I can't find the car keys.

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I can't find them. And I go out to the

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car in the garage and they're not in the car,

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and I can't find them. And I always, always bathroom,

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always hang up my keys so I don't lose them. No,

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I can't find them anywhere, can't find them, can't find them.

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I am pulling couch cushions apart, I am flipping couches.

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I am fucking out of my mind. I have no

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Now this is the tipping point. I have lost my

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ever lover fucking mind. I am gone, absolutely fine. I'm

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keeping it. I'm trying not to, but I mean laundry

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that I've asked to be folded that wasn't mine. I'm

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fucking flinging along. Coffee's flying all over the wall now

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because it hit the cup, and I'm fucking just I

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am absolutely over the edge, like over the fucking edge.

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Get so, Now I go out to the car and

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I go, let me see what happens. Car starts, car

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can't start if the keys are not somewhere in the car,

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Ripping the car apart, ripping the car apart, can't find

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the car, pull the car up, my kids, ripping them.

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We're ripping the can't find them, can't find I can't

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find them. I go back in the house. I walk out,

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I put my hand down the stop. Pockets stop. Come on,

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I'm not kidding. They're in your pocket. Is it just

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the one fob or whatever.

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Speaker 3: It's the it's all all the keys, and you never

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checked your pockets.

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Speaker 1: I'm checking my coat pockets, I'm checking my back. I'm

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ripping through my bag because I can't even say why

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I put my keys and stuff in a specific place.

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I'm not even gonna say why I do it. But

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I was pissed because I didn't do it. I came out,

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I saw something happening. I took my shit and I go,

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this is why I keep it over here. And I

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must have put them in my pocket mindlessly. But I'm

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telling you, this is all stress. It is all stress,

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and it's a It's a terrible thing, and it fucking

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ruined me. I come in here. Then the cameras won't connect,

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this won't connect nows and the microphone's not connecting. The

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computer's been restarted. It's like, holy shit, all I want

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to do is have fun, right.

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Speaker 3: Turn it off and go back to bell, start over

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to morrow.

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Speaker 1: No what Today's done? No, No, okay, this was this

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was the this is what I was looking forward to.

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Dougie fresh in the house, whoo in the house? Baby's

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I mean?

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Speaker 3: Now we're good Saint Patty's Day, paray today, Yes, yep,

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ratchat chat mm hmm. We're here, We're fired up, We're

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ready to go. Yeah, I those frowns upside down.

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Speaker 1: I am debating whether or not to go drinking. Yeah.

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I think today is a bad idea for me.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I never drink when I'm in a

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bad mood. I just you know what, It never gets better.

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I think I could for me anyways. Well, the other

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thing is that I would rather keeping on the rails

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I got. I mean, I do have a lot going on.

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Everybody has a lot going on. I've said this on

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previous podcasts. I hate and I find myself saying it,

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I'm so busy, I'm so busy. But it's not that now.

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Speaker 1: It's the fucking stress, the stress and the and the

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and the solo act of trying to hold everybody, not

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just you, everybody together, and it's like fuck man, But.

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Speaker 3: What said uh Lion? And Jerry Maguire, the athletes. Talking

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to Tom Cruise's agent, he goes, you were hanging on

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by a thread, and I love it. Sometimes that's that threading.

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That thread will not break, my friend.

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Speaker 1: I feel that way. You are the thread. You are

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the thread. I feel that way Douggie. Doug was supposed

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to bring in his dad today, Yeah, eighty one years old,

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eighty one David Kodak, guy Elvis impersonator. Oh yeah. Unfortunately

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he couldn't make it. But the internet has stepped in.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh?

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Speaker 1: Was something even more important that my father, a listener,

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has now challenged Doug oh boy, uh huh to eat

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one hundred deviled eggs on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: No's not gonna do it. I am that cool hand loop.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what it was. But uh yeah from cool

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Hand Lou.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fifty deviled eggs. And I think, you know what,

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there was just a reel that I watched. I think

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he only like twenty three throughout the takes, and I

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think it was a three day take. And that was

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one of the questions when he got approached by people.

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Paul who I've seen biographies on him, he's you know,

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people are like, oh, take off your glasses so I

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can see your baby blue eyes, and how many eggs

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did you actually eat? He's just like, you know, I'm

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you know, just an entertainer and actor and you know,

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sitning autographs. But that was one of the questions that

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he got bothered by after a while. Sure you would,

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you know, how many eggs did you? Who fucking cares?

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Speaker 1: Well, Doug, you've already lost. Last week was twenty two.

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You're down even more twenty six Wow, dude, yea dude,

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twenty six pounds. And I thought the big thing was

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deviled eggs.

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Speaker 3: Well, I downline and the Keto diet said it's good. Well,

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it's not exactly Keto diet. I'm just eating less than

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a lot of protein, and talking to a couple other people,

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they are like, actually, doubled eggs surprisingly are good if

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you're just doing proteins. So, yeah, I get a steak

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at night, cut in half, have a few devil leggs

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with it, then the other half for lunch.

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Speaker 1: The next day is gonna be one sexy body built. Absolutely,

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if you need a shirt that is built by deviled eggs,

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this is the greatest because how many eggs do you

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think a normal human could eat before you. And I'm

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saying yeah, because in cool hand, Luke, it's fifty eggs. Yes,

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But this guy says, and I may have him come in.

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I may find a hundred devil eggs, because devil eggs

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are halves, So to eat a hundred, maybe we'd have

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him eat just because here's the thing. It's the paprika,

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it's the mayonnaise, it's that stuff that adds to the eggs.

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So maybe we should just do fifty. But I would

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be willing to have this guy come in and sit,

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sit on the podcast, and while we do it, he's

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got to eat fifty deviled eggs.

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Speaker 3: In two hours. I could probably eat fifty deviled eggs.

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I mean they're just they're nice and smooth. Well right, right,

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well speak Do you see these?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Do you see the top one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Now, I told you I was changing my doing. I

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told you I was changing my profile picture. It's a

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deviled eggs and deviled eggs.

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Speaker 1: Did you want your dating apps? Yes?

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Speaker 3: And and I got two responses.

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Speaker 1: Saying saying what, saying what? Please tell me?

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Speaker 3: I will, but I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want to you don't

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want to tell me what I'll.

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Speaker 3: Tell you the second one?

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Speaker 1: Why? Wait wait wait wait wait?

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Speaker 3: Where was two?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: But why in the past week I told you I

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was going to change it the double legs I did?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: So uh one person? It was a girl in Pennianne.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a bit of a rock.

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Speaker 3: This is the second one. Yes, and she goes, I'm

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just really looking to connect and I'd like to have

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a coffee buddy. So she was fifty four, my height,

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no kids, perfect, So I wrote her, well, well, okay,

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well not perfect, but I am fifty five, no kids,

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and I said, hey, I'd love to have a coffee

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date with you. Only problem is I've done I've DJ'ed

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three weddings of Pennyenne. I've got lost every time.

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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.

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Speaker 3: She writes back two days later, I'm allergic to eggs. Yeah,

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but so what, so what? That's what I said? And

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I didn't write her back. Oh the first one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you gonna tell us what? She said? Please?

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Speaker 3: Seventy nine years old?

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Speaker 1: Oh dugging fresh? I love devil eggs.

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Speaker 3: Huh yeah, because I don't have to put my teeth

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into eat.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, fucking Yes, this is perfect, This is

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so you, This is so you. I deleted that winking

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of you. No, I'm not gonna know.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tempt that. No play with her a little,

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No play with her.

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Speaker 1: I mean not in person? Online? Oh no, no, what

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if you made a buddy out of it?

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Speaker 3: Oh she had so many wrinkles, just like I'm like, oh,

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this has gotta be It's so sweet.

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Speaker 1: I have you think it's a fake profile.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm my god, I'm gonna have to

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tell a bill about this.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yes, this is amazing.

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Speaker 3: I don't have to put my teeth into eat them. Well,

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that shouldn't be getting me hired, but it ever look

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at your wall and think, hmm, that hole.

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Speaker 1: Definitely wasn't there yesterday. Or maybe your faucet's got a

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drip that's slowly driving you into madness. That's when you

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gotta call my buddies at Mac of All Trades because

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it's your home and if you don't have the skills

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to fix it yourself, go to the people who do.

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And trust me, there's nobody better than Mac of All Trades.

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They do everything. Leaky faucet, they got it, drafty windows

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and doors done, electrical plumbing, carpentry sure, full kitchen or

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bathroom model. Oh yeah, they'll do that too. From patching

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the hole that someone made by definitely not slamming the door,

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to transforming your entire space. Mac of All Trades gets

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it done quickly and the right way. Stop putting up

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with cold draft as half finished to do list. Give

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him a call at five eight five to zero two

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ninety two eighteen, or find them online at Macavalltrades dot net.

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Get started on that to do list today, Mac of

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All Trades, No job too small. I came across the

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story about Cindy Crawford.

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Speaker 3: Cindy Crawford, she was married to Richard Gear years ago,

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the allegations of a hamster or gerbil or something, and

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then again divorced. To that point, the two hottest beautiful

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people in the world got married, and I think he

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was probably twelve years older than I don't think they're

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the exact same age. I think no older aged very well.

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I mean, my sister still loves Richard Gear, same as them.

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Speaker 1: I always think that how did that story go viral

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before viral was a thing? You're right, you know what

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I mean everybody heard about Richard Gear or Greer or however.

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Speaker 3: Say, nobody had ever heard that before about Hamster.

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Speaker 1: I think his family's from Syracuse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought his parents.

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Speaker 1: Tom is Tom Kenney the voice of SpongeBob is he

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was a comic and then wound up with that cake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember either. I think I was in

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high school.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you were, because I was too. And how did

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we all hear it? Like?

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember E Entertainment or.

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Speaker 1: Tonight Breaking.

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Speaker 3: I mean the Inquire and the Star if I remember,

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I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if they were I heard it, Yes, yes,

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that and Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pump

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because he had so much semen in the stomach was

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another one I had heard. I never remember, Okay, but

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it was there.

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Speaker 3: It was it what do they call urban legends?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Did you hear the one of the stud joke where

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the girl comes home and that she wants to go

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out when the roommate says, no, I'll stay here, and

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she she forgets her purse and she goes back and

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the lights are dark, and then she gets her purse.

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their bedroom, it's good thing it didn't turn the lights on.

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heard that that was wait wait wait wait, somebody had

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broken a guy in the room killed her roommate and

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she went back and didn't turn the lights and got

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a person left, and the guy wrote, good thing it

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didn't turn the lights on. That was widespread or the

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guy or the one roommate. The guy he was complaining

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about his anu is herding and he went to the

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doctor and thought he was having anal sex and then

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they found out that his roommate kept a can of

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night Trade or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Knocked him out.

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Speaker 3: I heard that in two different collages.

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Speaker 1: I never heard those. No, No, maybe I did.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember those exactly.

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Speaker 1: Right right, Uh that would put you out, sure, or

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chloroform or you know, we can go down that rabbit hole. No.

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But the weird the weird thing is like with Richard

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Greer that and the Gerbil, like where did it come from?

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And I never I never really thought it was real,

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did you?

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Speaker 3: I'm like, there was strange stuff evolving. I mean, sex

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has been around, for sure, but like a million years.

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Speaker 1: How about the tree?

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Speaker 3: What what do you think we're going to come up with?

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That wasn't chizzled on the Egyptian Pyramids, I said, of

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maybe old man walking a wheelbarrow. But I mean I

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ever heard that position?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I do you fresh there's deviled eggs Egyptian pyramids.

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The fact I just there's an old woman on this pyramid,

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in her teeth around the other pyramid.

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Speaker 3: Richard gear rumors, Oh, go ahead, Well.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how all that.

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Speaker 3: Survived, Like the long stand infamous rumor about Richard Gere

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involving a gerbil as a completely untrue urban legend that

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originated in the nineteen eighties. Yes, but why, I don't

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know who started it, and probably somebody didn't like him, right.

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Speaker 1: But he was. I mean, the thing was like, sorry,

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I'm moving the calendar out of your face.

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Speaker 3: It's your show, my nice thin face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I wanted to No, it just seems odd to

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me like that guy went on. Look in the world

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that we live in now, where people get canceled for stuff,

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you think you would think if there was any truth

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to this they're putting them on a set.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely it makes money.

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Speaker 1: No, I get it, But like that could become the

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biggest turn off, or maybe not, maybe it goes the

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other way. But he never addressed it, and his career

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went on, and he was.

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Speaker 3: I think when you address it, address it, you almost

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add a little truth. Of course, even I that never happened,

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right instead of just I.

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Speaker 1: Wonder if anybodbody ever brought it up in an interview.

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And I mean, I've never heard it seene. But I'm

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not saying that those get edited. So is it possible.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea. I'd have to look at home.

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Speaker 1: And well, I came across this story about Cindy Crawford's

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morning routine. She wakes up at six am. She listens

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to a Bible app dry, brushes her skin, doses excuse me, doses,

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does does red light therapy on her face, drinks apple

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cider vinegar, walks barefoot in the grass for grounding, sits

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in a jacuzzi, and then goes to the gym for

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plates and trampoline work. And the whole morning routine takes

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about two and a half hours, which made me realize.

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Speaker 3: I get up and go to the bathroom, go back

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to bed, rub one off, get up, have a couple

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deviled eggs, do three pushups, and start my day. It

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takes twenty minutes, and then go uber to make enough

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money to buy more eggs and man, what.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing today? Eggs and mayonnaise. Eggs and mayonnaise

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is my motivation for this job. So I maybe like

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because I remember I had for many many years had

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to be up by like three o'clock in the morning. Yeah,

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three fifteen in the morning, and that was tough. But

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the online reactions to her were split into two camps.

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One you're so inspiring and the other of course she

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can do this, she's rich.

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Speaker 3: That has nothing to do with it. Really self motivation.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm really, really really impressed to hear you say that,

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because the thing is, when does success become something we

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mock instead of admire. Do you understand what I'm saying? Look,

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we could there can be the argument that Cindy Crawford

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won the genetic lottery. Sydney Crawford is nearly sixty years

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old now and she's kept her body.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's one of the things where I see these posts.

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We're all equal or all treaty. We're not all equal.

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I mean, I'm never gonna look like Sidney Crawford.

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Speaker 1: She's thank god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to be that tall. You're you're

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gonna have a genetics for your hair if you can

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grow a beard. You know, it's just you have to.

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I admire people more than they accept themselves and feel

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so comfortable in their shell. And they said that about

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Yogi Berrat. Yogi Berra was one of the guys I

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heard this in an interview. He felt more comfortable than

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anybody I knew. And if you ever seen Yogi Berra, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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And there's some people that I know. I just love

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hanging out with him because there's just so comfortable and

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take nothing seriously and where I take things to heart

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sometimes or you know, different scale up and down. But yeah,

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I mean I look at Charlie Sheen. He's the exact

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appuience of that with all his drugs and cocaine and

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hookers and everything. So it's all your path life.

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Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. You know, here's the thing that

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that always kind of gets me a little bit because

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we see a wealthy person's routine and immediately becomes must

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be nice but that same culture says the American dream,

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work hard and chase that American dream, you know, work

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hard and be this, And so I go, which one

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is it? Like? You're gonna be? Cindy Crawford opens up

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her world a little bit some people, and it's sort

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of that success first resentment and and I don't know,

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I have often thought this will not probably be a

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very very popular thought, but people who have built amazing

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things in this world that we live in often get villainized,

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like all of a sudden, when we hate them. They

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go from being oh wow, that's pretty impressive too.

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Speaker 3: What's the headline? It's a it's an instant headline. If

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you go through your phone, there'll be three or four

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different headlines about this person's storty nine ers the bills.

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So let's just make that explosive headline. But then nobody

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reads the article. Yea journalism. My opinion has gone down.

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So they're gonna those four sentences this is what Cidy

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Crawford does, and you will. You will have a few,

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not a lot, I would say, but they'll try to

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emulate her. And I will be sort of like Cidy

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Crawford if I do this, Yeah, well, that's good for you.

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I'm not going to do it.

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Speaker 1: No. You know, I know people who do, like the

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red light therapy and stuff, and it's not any're right,

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there is a.

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Speaker 3: They're not hurting anybody, no, And I'm not one of

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those people. Why the fuck you're doing that? You know,

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if there was a guy in Johnny Carson years ago,

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I don't know why to pop. He was one hundred

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and one years old. He took a shot of Worcester

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sauce every day. That was this thing. Why he lived

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one hundred and one, I don't know, but Worcester share

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wish your shirt doubled eggs.

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Speaker 1: Man, if he was alive today, he would be all

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over social media, like seriously, they would. He would be

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sponsored by what Yeah, absolutely, and that would be the

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way that is. I don't know, man, I there's a

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thing instead of like roasting rich people, why aren't we

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asking them how they got the success they got?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: You know, the genetic lottery. You can't really argue, okay,

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you're you're born a certain way. You even pointed that out.

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I mean, she's okay, she hit the genetic power ball.

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I got that. But genetics alone doesn't produce a forty

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plus year career. And that's the thing that I.

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Speaker 3: Well, being a model, she went from superstar young. I

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don't know if she was on remember the Genes was

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it the commercial with those sports illustrated Yeah, I'm super Yeah,

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And I mean she just aged gracefully. Whereas you see

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other people you know they're getting work done, You're like,

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then you really judge them, don't.

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Speaker 1: Worry about yeah. Yeah, see Meg.

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Speaker 3: Ryan, she looks like the Jokera. I'm like, Jesus, why

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would you ever do that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Are they're just fighters hanging on under their youth or

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this is Kenny Rogers is another one, and you're like, God,

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why you know we're gonna we're gonna accept you. And

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for the people that aren't, or you think you have

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to look younger, don't.

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Speaker 1: No, And I think there are I think there is.

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Speaker 3: If it's one thing I know, I'm sorry to interrupt,

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but working in all strip clubs, thousands of women, the

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beauty is in the inside. Because I've worked with some

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of the hottest women you ever can see, and when

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they open their mouth, I'm like, shut the fuck up.

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I'm like, you have nothing to talk about. It's all

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about you. You're rude, you're kind of sending, and you're selfish,

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and I want to hang out with you at a

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baseball game. I mean that's a bad example, but you

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know what I mean. Then you talk to somebody and

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that you really enjoy talking to them, there is you know,

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And they might not be a Cindy Crawford, but in

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my eyes they are because their beauty is emulating out

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and such depth, such depth, such depth to Doug for real.

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Speaker 1: Because I often when I when I hear things like this,

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I think, where does luck end and discipline begin? Because

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that's a discipline in what Sydney Crawford's doing every day.

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Speaker 3: She's doing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I but she certainly looks like she's doing it.

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She's remained in shape. And your body changes, we know this,

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your tabolism slows down. It's probably even bigger changes for

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women with you know, parentimenopause, menopause, all kids and having

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kids and all that stuff. And I don't know, you know,

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if we say work hard, succeed, build wealth, and then

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culturally resent people once they get that, what message are

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we sending. That's the thing that I always wonder and

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I have thought and this is what I was going

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to say earlier when I said it's not a very

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popular opinion. But you know this whole idea of sometimes

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tax the rich more, tax the rich, tax the rich.

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Speaker 3: Well, the only thing that's that's a magic trick. We're

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going to have smoke and mirrors over here, But I'm

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going to talk about taxing the rich, right because they

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don't take care of everything. Oh it's not.

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Speaker 1: And the only part that bothers me a little bit

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about that is it feels like we're punishing people for

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being successful. If the new year has you saying I

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did not sign up for this, like a worker's comp case,

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social Security disability, or a personal injury claim, don't try

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to google lawyer your way through it. Go to Connors

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and Ferris. They have offices in Buffalo, New York City, Syracuse,

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and Rochester, and they'll get back to you within twenty

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four hours. Yeah, so even when you're stress scrolling at

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two am, you can call two six' two, comp tell

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00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,519
them a little bit about what's going on in your,

468
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:40,559
life and within twenty four hours one of their attorneys

469
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:43,160
will get back to. You you'll talk to real lawyers

470
00:24:43,319 --> 00:24:47,519
who will explain things in Plain, english not, legal mumbo jumbo,

471
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:54,359
workers comp social, security, disability personal injury, complicated absolutely something

472
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:59,799
you should handle. Alone, Nope connors And ferris, experienced, responsive

473
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,160
committed to serving you better called two six' to two

474
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:09,400
comp helps available. Right now there's an interesting, story LOCALLY

475
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,799
And i i'm gonna have maybe a, different tape not

476
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,839
certainly not the. Right one i'll say for, BIPOPULAR opinion

477
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,920
i don't think it's Out Of. Wayne county about a

478
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,319
sixty six year old technology teacher's Name Is, eric simpson

479
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,759
and he's now facing federal charges after prosecutors say he

480
00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:35,279
hosted prostitution parties at his Home in massdon for. Several years,

481
00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:40,839
several years according to, the indictment, tuition parties Prostitution. Party

482
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,960
scott according to, The, indictment simpson who allegedly went by

483
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:52,680
The Nickname, Major Hands major Hands all, right what organized

484
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,079
parties where sex workers and customers would meet and. Negotiate

485
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,240
services prosecutors say he promoted the events through, em now

486
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,240
set a, cover charge told guessport to parks wouldn't, look

487
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:08,599
suspicious and coordinated with women who would. Be there sarready

488
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,920
say this went on from twenty twenty one through twenty. Twenty,

489
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,920
five okay we end the pandemic in twenty. TWENTY one

490
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,079
i don't even. Remember, anymore yeah it was to, Tail,

491
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,720
AN yeah i, think right because we're really twenty twenty, That,

492
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,240
spring yeah we were definitely still.

493
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 5: Don't have to wear, a runner but make sure you wear.

494
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 3: It mask.

495
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:32,079
Speaker 1: He's been charged federally with using interstate communications to promote

496
00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:35,279
and manage the prostitution. And enterprise he cleaded not guilty the.

497
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,640
School DISTRICT oh i forgot save the?

498
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,799
Speaker 6: Children, where yeah that is exactly it where he alleged

499
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,599
where the alleged conduct happened outside of school and background

500
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,359
checks at the time of hiring didn't.

501
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:54,519
Speaker 5: Flag anything so my question is.

502
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 1: This really that bad or is this one of those

503
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,759
things that's illegal mostly because we decided.

504
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,839
Speaker 3: TO should i think prastitution should, Be, illegal YEAH and

505
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,279
i think you should have a brothel.

506
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: There were? Blood?

507
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 5: Checks. Sure. Yeah yeah media that says you can loan friend.

508
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,319
Your money you can loan money to, your friend and

509
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,240
you can get sex with, your friend but you can't

510
00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:21,000
loan money to your friend. Have sex? Right there does it?

511
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,920
Makes sense that's a. Good, POINT now i think it

512
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:31,200
would cut down on uh violence as. Well, well, potentially.

513
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: Sure potentially but here's the THING that i often think

514
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,119
sometimes just because, it's illegal does that automatically make it

515
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,799
immoral just BECAUSE it's.

516
00:27:44,759 --> 00:27:49,279
Speaker 5: I don't find That, imral okay and the people if

517
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:51,920
you're lonely, AND god i really like to hold a

518
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,200
woman just for a, little while, you know maybe not

519
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,960
even to have sex. With, her okay it's one hundred

520
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,519
dollars for, an hour just just, like, yeah exactly just

521
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,880
have some. PHYSICAL connection.

522
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 3: I think there's.

523
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:06,799
Speaker 5: WORSE thing i think it's worse that we Legalize.

524
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: WE well i was just going, TO say i was

525
00:28:08,759 --> 00:28:12,880
just going to say gambling, was, Illegal right marijuana, was

526
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,680
illegal now we.

527
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 5: Tax, it now what's that alcohol.

528
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: Was illegal during?

529
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:16,599
Speaker 5: Pro?

530
00:28:16,599 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: Amission, oh yeah then? We?

531
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,559
Speaker 5: Text right and you know how much? We text as

532
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:22,759
Cigarettes In New, YORK city.

533
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't it's.

534
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 5: FUCKING ridiculous i think a pack of cigarettes marble lights are. Fifteen,

535
00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:31,640
dollars yeah but we can't balance a budget.

536
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: OUR prostitution i think just thinks they're about controlling behavior society.

537
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:43,480
FINDS uncomfortable i. REALLY do i think that's put it In.

538
00:28:43,559 --> 00:28:46,000
A yeah, i, mean look they legalize it in the

539
00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:48,680
state of nevad in certain a.

540
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:52,839
Speaker 5: Certain, DIFFERENCE yeah i, don't Know, ves no but it's,

541
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,880
you know there's a. Chicken, reaction YEAH and.

542
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: I forget there's another thing you Consume Was dennis hoff

543
00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:03,200
him on the radio, a lot and before, he died

544
00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:07,079
and he was the one who HAD the, hbo show

545
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,839
There was brothels or somebody.

546
00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 5: Forgive him oh The, cat House The.

547
00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:13,039
Speaker 1: Cat, house, YES yeah i did.

548
00:29:13,079 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 5: Watch, those yeah some OF those i thought were set out,

549
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,559
but actors but.

550
00:29:17,759 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: Maybe, NOT well i.

551
00:29:19,079 --> 00:29:20,799
Speaker 3: Mean you have to do you do have to sight

552
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,920
off on and that you're going to be showing. That, there,

553
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,400
yeah right so seem As a. Taxikare confessions that was

554
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,480
big week.

555
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,119
Speaker 1: The way Uh One father's day we were looking for

556
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,680
a single dad who hate got them the longest without.

557
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,200
Being late and So For father's day we had a

558
00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:38,920
trip out To The bunny ranch.

559
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 5: Throw hah he gave it. To us we got the

560
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,440
fight flights paid for and all.

561
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: This stuff and the guy was great on the radio

562
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,279
because when he, came back, you, know horrible, HE said

563
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,279
a fucking. Worse trip, He goes i'm stuck in the

564
00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:56,880
middle of. Fucking nowhere they put me up in this

565
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,160
room and. He goes it's like a bunch of trailer is.

566
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,079
Connected together they did it and, he's, LIKE yeah i got.

567
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:07,400
A girl the whole thing. Just sounded it just sounded,

568
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,839
really really, YOU know i felt. So bad, i'm Like,

569
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,839
oh god this poor, fucking guy and everybody knew it

570
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,519
is like in, his, life right he wanted to right

571
00:30:19,799 --> 00:30:21,359
from a radio show to go.

572
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 5: Out, and yeah so oh was there?

573
00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 7: Was something oh there was uh she did right back

574
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:32,319
going to see one Of the facebook dating there was

575
00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:37,400
somebody that wanted to wanted to dominate guys and.

576
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,839
Speaker 5: Uh and it's for you IN this i mean almost like.

577
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,000
A Prostitute so, i'm, like, hey yeah it was like

578
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,400
three hundred miles Away and, i'm, Like hey i'm interested.

579
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,559
IN this i. Knew podcast you want to talk and

580
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,920
maybe we'll Get, chat aaron nobody to know who. You are,

581
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:54,799
you know sounds, Very interesting she, Wrote, back okay every

582
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:58,200
now and none Of those papa. A, dominatrix yes there's

583
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:58,920
people that like.

584
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,079
Speaker 1: THAT stuff, I mean i, you know, YOU know i said, think,

585
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,920
no no, no no and THEN no i.

586
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 5: Get it but, even, there right who's?

587
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: The victim but if if we, have pain consenting adults,

588
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,839
doing things who's?

589
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,559
Speaker 5: The victim nobody's.

590
00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:16,799
Speaker 1: The victim and, you know others say adult should be

591
00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:18,400
free to make choices of their own with their.

592
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 5: Own bodies we hear that. A LOT so i don't.

593
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,279
Speaker 1: Want to, JUST yeah i for Every, other, yeah yeah,

594
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,480
YOU know I just. I don't it just, seems, like.

595
00:31:27,799 --> 00:31:31,599
UH paternalism i would call it another.

596
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 5: Big one you're pulling out all these. Big words what

597
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,039
do you mean two syllables?

598
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:37,119
Speaker 1: With me what are you? TALKING about i didn't pull

599
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:38,880
out the other? Big, words yeah the other?

600
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 5: One earlier?

601
00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:43,599
Speaker 1: What oh.

602
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,279
Speaker 5: What was the? Thing is here's the here's the PART that.

603
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:50,440
I know why don't we do a comedy show, for

604
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:53,720
hookers just for hookers free.

605
00:31:53,599 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: Entry before and after, the show or FOR free, I THINK.

606
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:04,519
Speaker 5: But i guess now some of you've already been working.

607
00:32:04,519 --> 00:32:08,480
AT gosh i don't Know if i'm in a, comedy Show.

608
00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:09,839
RED lobster i was, doing.

609
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: Everybody uh the PART that i was, Wondering ABOUT and

610
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,319
i haven't seen much outcry.

611
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 5: From ANYBODY and i don't know that they said that this.

612
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,839
District could maybe it was The way. Acount schools i'm.

613
00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:29,799
Speaker 1: Not sure but does someone's private life matter if it

614
00:32:29,839 --> 00:32:34,319
doesn't involve students from? The workplace because, teachers drink, you

615
00:32:34,359 --> 00:32:36,759
know and and and there are bars that over the

616
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:39,640
spring break that or the winter break they had like

617
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,680
teacher speils. And, stuff uh the, teachers gamble teachers do go.

618
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,799
To bars human teachers do. Do things teachers probably at

619
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:51,519
some point may have paid for across. The two but,

620
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,079
YOU know, i go where's the where's the line between private?

621
00:32:55,119 --> 00:32:58,039
Adult BEHAVIOR and i? Get it this is illegally probably

622
00:32:58,319 --> 00:32:59,519
THIS is i.

623
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,799
Speaker 5: Think these Are charge what about just inviting your neighbor

624
00:33:01,799 --> 00:33:03,640
over for? A threesome that's.

625
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: Not illegal i'm sure that's done by. Some sure, oh, yeah, yeah,

626
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,960
Yeah yeah i'm sure. It is i'm sure THAT'S when

627
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,920
i worked. A strip IT'S all i do, is, cocaine coca.

628
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,000
A multie looking into, other corporation just not. All strippers

629
00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:21,920
it's gonna do.

630
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 8: Some teachers in, there too and maybe write, a right, you,

631
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:28,519
know yes not. Only strippers it is not it. Is

632
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,519
not and and that's the, thing IS like i get.

633
00:33:31,599 --> 00:33:34,640
PROFESSIONAL responsibility i understand that you're showing up to your

634
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,960
job high. ON cocaine, i mean not a. Great idea

635
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,839
probably not probably come.

636
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 9: In bragging that you bang five cross you. MIGHT yourself

637
00:33:43,799 --> 00:33:48,119
i get that there's. Certain circle same Was that. Rochester's, king, yes,

638
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,599
yes yes nobody.

639
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: About, that, No no but we're a country that. CONSUMES

640
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,359
pornography i mean, there is so.

641
00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:59,279
Speaker 5: Said the lamptop To to Columbia.

642
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,599
Speaker 3: The internet the first thing he, did, Was look.

643
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 5: I'M poor i don't. KNOW that a couple of, years

644
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,720
ago clubbing one of those he was they were in

645
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,519
a canoe and Hammer for Chris. Put it oh my

646
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,719
gosh's look at old man walking the WHEELBAW and i

647
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,599
want To ty g's, over here take your grass. Skirt

648
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,760
off we we do celebrate strip clubs and. POP culture

649
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,119
i don't know strip clubs so. MUCH anymore i think

650
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,960
it's treated only fans and where you can watch and

651
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:28,800
interact with women. On, screen right but some of the biggest.

652
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,039
Speaker 1: Cities Yet but i'll SAY when i say like this,

653
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,880
POP culture, i, Mean UH and i know this show

654
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,880
is now kind, Of old but the bottom Being In

655
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,840
the sopranos was it was a. Strip Club dave chappelle

656
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,840
talks a whole bit about how he loves going to

657
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,960
strip clubs, by himself which is is kind. Of funny and,

658
00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:51,920
you KNOW sometimes i like. TO read i see close

659
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:56,400
to the stage so the lighting. Is better and, you're

660
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,559
right the other thing is making millions on. Only fans

661
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:04,440
so this is a country of morality built on businesses. Of,

662
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,559
reality yeah but prostitution is is legal almost everywhere in.

663
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:14,360
This country it, is, illegal illegal and almost everywhere in.

664
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,280
This country i'm going to look.

665
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,119
Speaker 5: UP there I don't i think Outside of are there

666
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,639
any In The united states legal?

667
00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:23,639
Speaker 1: For prostitution nevada we just.

668
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 5: Talked about oh Parts. In neva prostitution is illegal in

669
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,199
forty nine sakes with. No matter i'm being THE ONLY Us, d,

670
00:35:32,519 --> 00:35:36,960
yeah yeah the only licensed brothel in the specific. Rural

671
00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:40,320
Counties thirty fresh.

672
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,119
Speaker 3: Eat no, Double, leggs baby eat the.

673
00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:47,559
Speaker 1: Double baggs change your, mindset, laugh, live laugh.

674
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 5: Laugh hard, all right it's never mad as you think.

675
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,079
Speaker 1: It is may the road rise up to meet you in,

676
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:56,000
the wind always be at. Your back hey you never

677
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,480
kissing The, win well that's true Too For, Doug Fresh.

678
00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:02,719
Bill moran we'll see you.

679
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 5: Next time