Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's one day clok parental discussion as advised
Speaker 1: mature content. Beyond this point, you were being a twat.
Speaker 2: I were talking in my ear while I was trying
Speaker 2: to talk to her.
Speaker 3: I even muted myself, but all you could do is
Speaker 3: still hear me. Yeah, the residual because you you knew
Speaker 3: my mic was muted, but I was still sitting here talking.
Speaker 3: You knew it.
Speaker 2: I feel it. Our bonds too fucking good. Trust me, dude,
Speaker 2: I can hear you even when you're not on the
Speaker 2: phone with me. I was walking around Comic Con all
Speaker 2: week with racist thoughts going through my head and I'm
Speaker 2: the little racist angel on your shoulder. There was two
Speaker 2: of them, one on one side was making and the
Speaker 2: other one it's not possible. Oh dude, it was so bad.
Speaker 2: They're the worst. The worst part was there where there
Speaker 2: were a couple of people who were riding around in
Speaker 2: wheelchairs and they were they had they were on the
Speaker 2: spectrum of handicap, like the far far far far bottom
Speaker 2: of the spectrum of the handicap, right.
Speaker 4: Because they can't and stand up.
Speaker 2: They couldn't move like I could barely move. But they
Speaker 2: had decked their wheelchairs out in like these designs nice.
Speaker 3: You should have every single one that you ran into.
Speaker 3: You should have just said, dude, I love your Joe
Speaker 3: Swanson costume and walked.
Speaker 2: On, tried to high five of them, like weighted, like
Speaker 2: stood there, dude?
Speaker 4: Did they start filming the ringer too yet? The next
Speaker 4: one you see get back and then keep walk.
Speaker 2: The comic commins fucking blobs, dude, But I did have
Speaker 2: a problem. I got my packer caught in my zipper
Speaker 2: one morning. The Beans of the frank Yeah, no more,
Speaker 2: no more zip up boots for me.
Speaker 4: It was the beans.
Speaker 2: Welcome to episode one? What six eighty six, eighty six six?
Speaker 2: We're so close to one eight seven?
Speaker 3: Bust a Cappino. Ass, Hey, let's go with Stone first.
Speaker 3: Let's let's have him roll and tell us how your
Speaker 3: week was, buddy, Oh.
Speaker 4: Man, it was. I went from having a super high
Speaker 4: moment of the week but also had a super low
Speaker 4: moment of the week. So super high moment of the week.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I took my final exam for finance, and those
Speaker 4: tests are so hard that most colleges will do Like
Speaker 4: if you get a sixty five percent or above, you
Speaker 4: automatically get one hundred percent a for the class because
Speaker 4: they're just rough, like really rough, and mine was that
Speaker 4: and I scored a seventy six, so heyo got one
Speaker 4: hundred percent the national average of sixty seven percent. So
Speaker 4: I scored nine percent above that. So I'm super stoked.
Speaker 4: I was just hoping to fucking pass. I was always open.
Speaker 4: I was like, let's do this. So that was a
Speaker 4: good moment. The bad moment of the week, Avery almost
Speaker 4: cost me four thousand dollars forty four dollars for counting attacks.
Speaker 4: So me and her we went and tried out this
Speaker 4: new music store we haven't been too. That will name
Speaker 4: that will be nameless. It's worse than the Gretch A
Speaker 4: shout out to Dazendeko twenty twenty two. So we go
Speaker 4: to this place and this place is pretty big. They
Speaker 4: had a whole drum room, and this place is a
Speaker 4: little bit different than like your normal guitar center, and
Speaker 4: they have all their drums out in the open. They
Speaker 4: don't have a room for the loud, rambunctious drums. Right.
Speaker 4: So we get in there and there's this kid just
Speaker 4: wailing on this fucking kid right. So Avery immediately was like,
Speaker 4: I can play real drums if I want to. And
Speaker 4: I was like, this's hold up on that, you know,
Speaker 4: Let's just go over and let's play the Electric kids.
Speaker 4: You know, you don't need to get to that level yet,
Speaker 4: but we're gonna wait until he's done playing and then
Speaker 4: we can go check it out. So we made our rounds,
Speaker 4: you know, and we're checking out all the stuff, and
Speaker 4: then finally the kid leaves and we go over to
Speaker 4: the and Avery sits down in a kit and I
Speaker 4: sat down in the live kit and I hit the
Speaker 4: snare once and went pow, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't need to be on this either. So I
Speaker 4: got up and I went over to electric kit and
Speaker 4: I saw this beautiful, beautiful kid that was four grand
Speaker 4: and I was like, this kid looks like it doesn't
Speaker 4: fucking work like some prosies this shit. So I sat
Speaker 4: down and I was just drumming on it, and I
Speaker 4: was like, holy shit, this thing is so responsive, it's amazing,
Speaker 4: it sounds great. I'm looking at the kit functions and
Speaker 4: there's so much you can program it too, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like, wow, this really is like worth the money.
Speaker 4: This is crazy. And I'm looking all around it and
Speaker 4: I'm like, where's the wires at Holy shit, this whole
Speaker 4: kid is fucking wireless. Goddamn. This is the top of
Speaker 4: the line kid right here. And I'm looking around and
Speaker 4: I only saw one other one that was more expensive
Speaker 4: than this one. So this is the second line in here.
Speaker 4: So I get up and Avery was like, hey, can
Speaker 4: I sit down and play it? And I was like, yes, child,
Speaker 4: like this is the mecca right here. You want to
Speaker 4: play this thing. So she sits down, she's playing it.
Speaker 4: I'm looking around at the rest of the drum room
Speaker 4: and such, and then about like maybe fifteen minutes goes by,
Speaker 4: and I was like, all right, you know, it's time
Speaker 4: to roll on over to the guitars and play some
Speaker 4: guitars and then we'll get out of here. So I
Speaker 4: go over and I was like, all right, Avery, let's
Speaker 4: get out of here. And I walk across the floor
Speaker 4: to the side to check out like the snareheads and such,
Speaker 4: and I'm just looking at him. And I turn around
Speaker 4: and I see Avery looking at me as she's getting
Speaker 4: up and not paying attention like she always says, and
Speaker 4: her pants caught the snare and the snare falls bam
Speaker 4: and just hits the ground, The snare and everything else
Speaker 4: was all independent. It's all wireless, right, thank god. Just
Speaker 4: slammed on the ground and I was like, is anybody around?
Speaker 4: That's my first thought. I'm looking around. Nobody's there. The
Speaker 4: drum guy left as soon as we got in there.
Speaker 4: He was probably like, God, this is gonna be fucking
Speaker 4: god awful. Get me out of this goddamn room, right,
Speaker 4: so no one's around. I run over and Avery was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: And I took the snare and I took the stand
Speaker 4: it was on, and I put it back and I
Speaker 4: was like, you need to pay attention what the fuck
Speaker 4: you're doing? And I put the snare back on and
Speaker 4: I was like, don't ever do that fucking shit again.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So she's like, can I still play it? And I
Speaker 4: was like, yes, pretend like nothing fucking happened. And she's
Speaker 4: playing it and I turn around. I'm looking around, you know,
Speaker 4: scope in the area. I turned back around and she's
Speaker 4: trying to hit the snare and no sound was coming out,
Speaker 4: not a fucking ding, nothing. So I was like, can
Speaker 4: you kill me the drumstick?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 4: Took the drumstick fuck and I look over at Avery,
Speaker 4: and Avery just wide eyed stares at me, just face
Speaker 4: violently red I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: And I was like, shut the fuck. You're not gonna
Speaker 4: Sae a fucking word for the rest of the fucking
Speaker 4: time we're in here. Follow me and we leave. We
Speaker 4: go to the guitars. I didn't want to immediately leave
Speaker 4: and make it too obvious, rouse suspicions, exactly make it
Speaker 4: too obvious. So I went and I jams and a
Speaker 4: couple of guitars, and Avery was staring at me the
Speaker 4: whole time, and I just looked back at her and
Speaker 4: I was like, you're in so much trouble, Like just
Speaker 4: now did to her. I was like, you were in
Speaker 4: so much trouble. So they're jamming along to Eddie van Halen,
Speaker 4: and then we leave and we get home, and I
Speaker 4: was like, Okay, you're gonna be in your room for
Speaker 4: the rest of the night. The rest of the night.
Speaker 4: You were so lucky no one saw this happen. That
Speaker 4: thing is four thousand dollars. There's a lot of money, right,
Speaker 4: that's like almost three months of us paying for this house.
Speaker 4: That's how much money that is. That is so much kid.
Speaker 4: You gotta really think about what you're doing. You got
Speaker 4: to think about where you are in relation to everything,
Speaker 4: and whatever you're doing, you need to pay attention to
Speaker 4: it and see what you're doing. Because I've been telling
Speaker 4: you that for years, and this is the culmination of
Speaker 4: all that talk. I don't know if anything else needs
Speaker 4: to be clear to you, but this right now has
Speaker 4: to stop because you almost this would have been really,
Speaker 4: really bad. And she was like, I'm really sorry, and
Speaker 4: I was like, you just need to go to your.
Speaker 2: Room, please, Daddy. Daddy almost had to suck some dick.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, major dick and then take it and then
Speaker 4: suck it and take it again. And then I went
Speaker 4: back to my room. I took a took an edible,
Speaker 4: I made a very stiff whiskey and coke, and then
Speaker 4: rode the night out and by one of the morning
Speaker 4: I was only wearing my underwear and trying to figure
Speaker 4: out why I was so mad. Yeah that was my night.
Speaker 4: And yeah, so I had a long talk with her
Speaker 4: the next day and she really understands, like her mistake
Speaker 4: and stuff, and my mind I couldn't stop. But think
Speaker 4: you were so fucking lucky you didn't grow up like
Speaker 4: thirty years ago, because you just just got your ass
Speaker 4: beat up and down the fucking house. Like if that
Speaker 4: was me, Oh my god, or like any one of us,
Speaker 4: like raised by gen X or any of the generations before,
Speaker 4: whipped up and down up the fucking house.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, what are you kidding? God damn, my mom
Speaker 2: would have beat my ass in the store, and then
Speaker 2: she would have gas lit the guy that ran the store,
Speaker 2: and we never would have paid for it. Anybody, she'd
Speaker 2: be like, this is your fault. You're the one that
Speaker 2: doesn't have a fucking sign up that says kids are
Speaker 2: not allowed to touch, Like I didn't see.
Speaker 3: No retards allowed.
Speaker 4: I didn't see a sign that says they can't fall.
Speaker 4: That's your response, but it's a liability on you.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, in a heart beat, and then she just
Speaker 2: walked out while they were yelling at her like we're gone,
Speaker 2: fuck off. Yeah that was my way.
Speaker 3: It really happened. Is there's a guy watching the cameras
Speaker 3: and he just got yelled at that day by a
Speaker 3: soup and so he watched the whole thing happen. He's like,
Speaker 3: you know what, I know that drums is broken. The
Speaker 3: fuck this company? Yeah, fuck this company, right, fun he
Speaker 3: solid and deleted the last ten minutes of video. So
Speaker 3: when they trying to figure out what happened, like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, video skips, man, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: It's the it's the Epstein curse.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: It just disappeared. It just disappeared.
Speaker 3: It was there, but it's not there.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny is I was talking with Ryan
Speaker 4: from Body of fel shout out to Ryan, and I
Speaker 4: told Ryan about it, and Ryan was like, you know
Speaker 4: how much they don't give a fuck about that. They'll
Speaker 4: just send the snare off to go get fixed, and
Speaker 4: it's probably an easy fix. And I was like, oh
Speaker 4: thank god, oh thank god. It's forty four dollars. I
Speaker 4: definitely don't have just a drop like that.
Speaker 2: My managers will make you pay for it because they
Speaker 2: do make more money off of sales.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a Kansas, it's a for sale. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Workers, but workers, if they find it broke, they just
Speaker 2: they don't care. They ride off.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, They're just like, hey, this thing's broken, what
Speaker 4: do you want to do? Mhm. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 4: that was my DC of the week.
Speaker 2: How was your week now?
Speaker 3: It's pretty good?
Speaker 2: Uh, pretty simple week today though.
Speaker 3: We're recording. On Monday night, my wife and little girls
Speaker 3: decided to go to Phoenix with my mother in law
Speaker 3: to go visit some family, and so my son had
Speaker 3: to work tonight, and so I got off of work
Speaker 3: around like three and went golfing because I didn't get
Speaker 3: to golf this weekend. So I was like, fuck it,
Speaker 3: it's Monday. The place is gonna be dead, which it was.
Speaker 3: Had a great time golfing, and then I promptly said
Speaker 3: I was gonna take an edible and then watch Happy
Speaker 3: Gilmore two. And then I completely had the realization that
Speaker 3: we still had to record at nine thirty, and I
Speaker 3: got a little depressed because I was like, I kind
Speaker 3: of want to be in bed by then, but whatever,
Speaker 3: but yeah, so Happy Gilmore too. All three of us
Speaker 3: have seen it. Yeah, So before we get into your week, Dome,
Speaker 3: I do know that you text me and you asked
Speaker 3: if I had seen it yet. Actually, both of you,
Speaker 3: I think, had sent me messages to see if I
Speaker 3: had seen it yet, and I was waiting, uh, and
Speaker 3: I avoided any buzz like the buzz that could be
Speaker 3: avoided with the movie other than you see people online
Speaker 3: just saying like great movie, best movie ever, worst movie ever,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a smart thing to do. So
Speaker 2: if you haven't seen the movie yet, you should probably
Speaker 2: skip ahead like five minutes and.
Speaker 3: You just have to remember what Happy Gilmore was. It's
Speaker 3: a slapstick comedy and this one is amped up like
Speaker 3: on LSD with the amount of cameos and oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's insane, like literally every character is played by somebody
Speaker 3: fucking yeah, ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yes, I enjoyed this one. This one felt more like
Speaker 2: a scary movie parody type movie, sure suresus, like a
Speaker 2: true Happy Gilmore style movie. The old Happy Gilmour wasn't original.
Speaker 2: It was a one of a kind, and I'm kind
Speaker 2: of glad that they didn't try and play off of it,
Speaker 2: that they actually went this route. I wish I would
Speaker 2: have known. I personally wish I would have known that
Speaker 2: before going into it. But that's the only thing I
Speaker 2: wish I would have known. Sure everything else, I'm very
Speaker 2: glad that I got surprised by Like you know, again,
Speaker 2: here comes some spoilers. But like Virginia Bennett getting fucking
Speaker 2: hitting ahead with a golf ball in the first.
Speaker 4: Like right right right up the g right out of
Speaker 4: the gate. I was looking forward to saying the whole movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like because because when you when when you
Speaker 2: during Happy Gilmore one, she was like kind of a crush, right,
Speaker 2: Like most sure the people that watched the movie thought
Speaker 2: she was hot. They made her that way on purpose, right,
Speaker 2: So fucking for her to get oft in the first
Speaker 2: two minutes of the movie was disappointing.
Speaker 3: And the best part was I had seen something about
Speaker 3: how she thought she wouldn't even be cast for the
Speaker 3: movie because they'd go for a younger, hotter version.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it's cool, they do have he
Speaker 2: same thing. Thirty seconds and she's fucking dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was one of my personal favorites. Yeah, was Adam Sandler,
Speaker 3: Happy Gilmore's oldest son being played by MJ F from
Speaker 3: ae W.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was just so fucking hilarious, extending expected. I did
Speaker 3: not expect it, you know.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure another small spoiler, the girl that's in
Speaker 3: his AA meeting with him, I believe that's actually his daughter.
Speaker 4: That is the older one and the younger one was
Speaker 4: his daughter in the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, his his entire family was because the
Speaker 2: one yeah yeah, Ballet Coach was his wife, correct for
Speaker 2: his daughter, yeah, correct, Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed it because it brought back the nostalgic feeling.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then what's crazy is if you went and watched
Speaker 3: Happy Gilmore versus like actually seeing the cut scenes in
Speaker 3: the movie where it flashes back, you're like, fuck, that
Speaker 3: shit was old. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, like Toy Story
Speaker 3: one looks newer than Happy Gilmore. Yeah, and they're like,
Speaker 3: what two years apart? Maybe you know, but it's animation obviously,
Speaker 3: but you know, it's that doesn't help. It's it does help,
Speaker 3: but it's it's wild to think how old that movie is.
Speaker 3: And I even text Dome tonight and I was like, man,
Speaker 3: his crew because he always has his crew in the
Speaker 3: movie is getting old. The one I did not see
Speaker 3: is what's his name from Grandma's Boy? It was his
Speaker 3: original not Dante Dante either, his original Caddie I did
Speaker 3: not see anywhere in the movie either. I can't remember
Speaker 3: his name, but he's main character in Granma's Boy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Allen Cobt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I see him.
Speaker 3: I didn't see him, and I didn't see the guy
Speaker 3: plays Dante. Yeah, but other than that, I saw everybody
Speaker 3: else that was in there, even in the jail cell
Speaker 3: with Scotti Scheffler. The two other guys was Will Sasso
Speaker 3: and the I don't know the black guy's name, the
Speaker 3: Movers from the original movie. And so like they literally
Speaker 3: brought the house for this fucking movie. And I think
Speaker 3: what's cool is is the the I mean the budget
Speaker 3: Netflix has now right and to just stay true to
Speaker 3: kind of spin off the story instead of just recreate
Speaker 3: the movie. Yeah, you know, I I enjoyed it. I
Speaker 3: would say go check it out, but have very low
Speaker 3: exp patients when you go in and know it's just
Speaker 3: a slapstick comedy. If you do that, you probably laugh
Speaker 3: your ass off.
Speaker 2: Yep. It's just it's one big it's one big callback parody.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's that's the best way to and and
Speaker 2: it's but it's funny if you just if you don't
Speaker 2: expect it to be, you know, an Oscar winning movie,
Speaker 2: it's it's a fucking great movie.
Speaker 5: Right yeah, and then just even the funny characters, right
Speaker 5: like and then and then with Ben Stiller's character with
Speaker 5: how oh my God, and then then them arresting him
Speaker 5: at the end.
Speaker 2: Fantastic. You know that's a play on all on all
Speaker 2: of like the conspiracy theory, the movie conspiracy theorists like
Speaker 2: us who you know I Dodge.
Speaker 3: All yeah, try and all the ball and heavyweights, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: they they went so far in some of these things
Speaker 3: that seem so simplistic. Yeah, it's hilarious. I mean even
Speaker 3: Scotty Scheffler getting arrested and he's like, not again because
Speaker 3: people that are golf fans knowing he actually got a
Speaker 3: going to a golf event by accident. And then at
Speaker 3: the end of the movie, during the credits, he says
Speaker 3: he's what's for dinner? The chicken figures anyway, But speaking
Speaker 3: of fan craze, don't.
Speaker 2: How was your week? Fantastic? So we ended up going
Speaker 2: to Comic Con this week, and Comic Con is as
Speaker 2: always a treat. It was such a fucking blast man.
Speaker 2: We we got to meet some pretty cool people. Uh.
Speaker 2: I we had we partied with Edna Node for a
Speaker 2: little for a hot minute. Uh from The Incredibles. We
Speaker 2: we we saw Seth Green, we saw Hector's Roney. I
Speaker 2: saw shack. It was fucking amazing. It was a good time.
Speaker 2: You know, there were there was a ton of stuff there.
Speaker 2: I will say this Comic Con event, while it was
Speaker 2: still a blast, there were a shipload of people, man,
Speaker 2: and every picture that you were in it looked fuckingzzy.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: I was immediately likea no thanks.
Speaker 2: So normally Comic Con is packed right like it's usually
Speaker 2: there's some two hundred and fifty thousand people that show
Speaker 2: up to this event. It's extravagance event exactly with tickets.
Speaker 2: Without tickets, there's things you can do. You don't have
Speaker 2: to have a ticket to get into the con or
Speaker 2: that gets you into the con to get into some
Speaker 2: of the events that are outside. And that's part of
Speaker 2: what makes it an amazing event for the people in
Speaker 2: San Diego, right and what it is. You had things
Speaker 2: like Abbott Elementary and the ABC Syndicate that showed up
Speaker 2: at the back end of the con and they basically
Speaker 2: put on this giant carnival. We didn't make it in
Speaker 2: because the line to get into that every day was
Speaker 2: like six hours long. So unless you got up at
Speaker 2: like fucking three am to get in line, and wait
Speaker 2: the six hours before your fucking day. You weren't doing
Speaker 2: it then. So but they basically put this giant carnival on.
Speaker 2: It heard it was great. I heard it was a
Speaker 2: fantastic time and you did get in. Then Adult Swim
Speaker 2: put on what was called a Pirate Party, which was
Speaker 2: basically a pirate party with a play with cats, uh,
Speaker 2: and that was phenomenal. That was a really good time.
Speaker 2: That's where we ended up meeting, uh seeing Seth Green
Speaker 2: in the cast of Adult Chicken. They did a special
Speaker 2: twentieth anniversary for a robot Chicken for Adult Swim and
Speaker 2: that was great. Damn it was. It was freaking amazing.
Speaker 2: They like violently shot things at us out of a
Speaker 2: fucking T shirt cannon. It was hilarious. They talked about
Speaker 2: getting high and you know, all these fun stories. They
Speaker 2: had a Rick and Morty bounce house that was made
Speaker 2: out of butts and they were given away. Every everybody
Speaker 2: was given away stuff. FX did this thing with Alien Earth.
Speaker 2: They're coming out with a new show that we actually
Speaker 2: did get to go into, and that was super fun,
Speaker 2: super cool. They made this immersive event where you you
Speaker 2: walked in, you got decontaminated, you walked in to a
Speaker 2: connex you got decontaminated and the kind.
Speaker 4: Of uh showcase for the upcoming show for it. I
Speaker 4: was looking for the exact word you used to get
Speaker 4: it could just sure okay, well I wasn't sure what
Speaker 4: you said.
Speaker 2: Well take the dick out of you here, So anyway,
Speaker 2: so you kind of walk in. It was basically you
Speaker 2: you you were trying to go through this wreckage site
Speaker 2: that had cargo that had spilled over. And as you're
Speaker 2: following your way through, you know, shit's happening.
Speaker 5: Like you.
Speaker 2: You go in and you're supposed to start off like
Speaker 2: picking up all different kinds of debris and and and
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be helper essentially, and as you get
Speaker 2: into that point, shit goes wrong, right, and then you
Speaker 2: got to try and fucking run away and stuff stuff
Speaker 2: starts popping out and they squirt acid all over you.
Speaker 2: It was a fucking blast.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: Acid.
Speaker 3: I'm out looking like two faces.
Speaker 2: Disney was there. They did a Percy Jackson thing which
Speaker 2: was which was really cool. Uh, and then the there
Speaker 2: was was Fantastic four No, but there was a black satyr.
Speaker 2: I guess this is what they come with. The little
Speaker 2: horns of the goats. Sure, Fantastic four was there? Doctor
Speaker 2: who was there? Peanuts were there? Pac Man was there.
Speaker 2: All this ship was out. This is all the stuff
Speaker 2: that was outside. This isn't even something missus. Pac Man
Speaker 2: was under the table. You had to find her.
Speaker 4: She was under the table at some point. It is
Speaker 4: what they got from Techan.
Speaker 2: The one thing we didn't get to do that I'm
Speaker 2: a little disappointed. I heard was phenomenal. It's called the
Speaker 2: Clown in the Cornfield, and Jordan is right up your alley.
Speaker 4: Basically, it's up someone's alleys.
Speaker 2: Shutter shut rather good ship on her. Twice you heard
Speaker 2: in my mouth the the after hole. It might taste better,
Speaker 2: I wonder never that's a different story. So Shutter, the
Speaker 2: production company that puts on horror movies, did this thing
Speaker 2: called Clown in the Cornfield, and I heard it was amazing.
Speaker 2: Everybody that did it said it was phenomenal. But essentially
Speaker 2: what you did was you walked into a fucking building
Speaker 2: that they turned into a haunted house, a haunted cornfield
Speaker 2: as cornfield needs and so blood, guts and gore ensued
Speaker 2: in that one. We heard it was really good, but
Speaker 2: we didn't get to partake. The highlight for me of
Speaker 2: the entire week was meeting Shack. So at the Pirate party,
Speaker 2: guys are gonna like the story. At the Pirate Party,
Speaker 2: we were hanging out and in the center of this event,
Speaker 2: there was a pedestal that in the middle had the
Speaker 2: center mass of a ship and then the sail, and
Speaker 2: then it had the viewing deck right the crow's nest thing,
Speaker 2: and that's where the DJ was. So we were hanging out.
Speaker 2: We were hanging out at the bottom of that and
Speaker 2: this this big six foot seven motherfucker in full in
Speaker 2: full security guarb comes up with one of the you know,
Speaker 2: the sun visor brim hats, you know. He's like, hey, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to move, and he just puts
Speaker 2: this big old fucking fourteen inch palm on my shoulder
Speaker 2: and he kind of pushes me away and I look
Speaker 2: over my shoulder and I wasn't mad or nothing, because
Speaker 2: it was not a big deal. He's like, you need
Speaker 2: to make room, and I look back and I was like, Shack, dude,
Speaker 2: I could have swore that you were shacked. You sald like, Shack,
Speaker 2: you look like Shaq, And I thought I was getting
Speaker 2: pranked and he's like, man, He's like, that is the
Speaker 2: funniest shit any white boys ever said to me. And
Speaker 2: so we had a big old laugh about it because
Speaker 2: this dude looked exactly like Shack and I asked him
Speaker 2: to take a picture. I was like, can I please
Speaker 2: take a picture with you? He's like no, no, no,
Speaker 2: absolutely not, no, keep moving, just gate. He's all get off,
Speaker 2: He's all get off of my carpet.
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 2: It was, dude, it was so phenomenal. It was a
Speaker 2: good time as a whole. We met some really really
Speaker 2: cool people, and then hanging out with Edna Mode was
Speaker 2: pretty fun too. She was she was a riot. We
Speaker 2: uh yeah, we had a good time. I look forward
Speaker 2: to going back next year. I hope that it's a
Speaker 2: lot more organized next year.
Speaker 3: It won't be, but I just promise. Too many people
Speaker 3: are just doing too many things. And you know, like,
Speaker 3: I don't know how it was for Comic Con, but
Speaker 3: I read an article that was a Coachella like seventy
Speaker 3: percent of tickets for Coachella were financed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, financing fucking festival tickets.
Speaker 4: That's where.
Speaker 3: So that's why there's so many people is because they're
Speaker 3: like fucking I'll finance it.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about it. I don't have the money
Speaker 2: phenomenal finance it, dude. The tickets, the tickets for Comic
Speaker 2: Con are cheap for all five days. It's like one
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty five dollars, right, They're they're cheap. The
Speaker 2: tickets to Comic Con are cheap. They're insanely difficult to get.
Speaker 2: They're they're damn near impossible at this point unless you
Speaker 2: have had them the prior year, because you get early
Speaker 2: access and so it's a little easy. You get two
Speaker 2: chances to get them instead of the individual one of
Speaker 2: the general populist populous and uh, you know, but with
Speaker 2: with the stuff that goes on outside, I'm gonna keep
Speaker 2: doing it. The stuff that goes on outside, you can't
Speaker 2: say words. Let's they start with and are thank god
Speaker 2: he didn't go harder. It's I wouldn't do that. That's
Speaker 2: fucked up.
Speaker 4: Do you have we need Jake to do that.
Speaker 2: Now? Yeah. The stuff that's outside that you can get
Speaker 2: in without having a ticket is getting a little ridiculous.
Speaker 2: There were lines that by nine o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: right before stuff opened, they were already a six seven
Speaker 2: hour wait, yeah you know, and and some people had
Speaker 2: already been there two three hours for sure, yeah you know.
Speaker 2: And so you're literally waiting in line all day long
Speaker 2: to get in to something that it's real. It's fun,
Speaker 2: but it's really not worth all all day It's not
Speaker 2: worth waiting in in the hot sun all day long
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 3: That's where I'm at in life now, you know. I
Speaker 3: just don't like, you know, back in the day, I
Speaker 3: feel like busy wasn't as busy as it is now. Oh, absolutely,
Speaker 3: And everything's got such a long wait, and I think
Speaker 3: you know, we're all groomed that our patience levels way low, yeah,
Speaker 3: because we're given everything, Like we don't have commercials anymore,
Speaker 3: essentially if we don't want them.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, the instant gratification is real.
Speaker 3: Right, you can stream an entire season of a show
Speaker 3: instead of waiting week by week for fifteen weeks.
Speaker 4: Remember when YouTube used to buffer? Oh my, and you
Speaker 4: just have to wait like two, three, four or five
Speaker 4: minutes trying to get a video.
Speaker 3: There's some random zenial that just listened to us right now,
Speaker 3: and they they're as they're writing their formal complaint to episode,
Speaker 3: they just heard the word they just heard the word
Speaker 3: buffer and they don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, there's a couple of different meanings. And uh,
Speaker 4: it might be the porno one, it might be the
Speaker 4: YouTube one. We don't know, red tube YouTube buffer is
Speaker 4: a different thing between those two, you know, true, look
Speaker 4: them up on your subreddit x whatever you do.
Speaker 2: Know. Yeah, and that that instant, that instant gratification and
Speaker 2: the lack of patients, you know. I feel like for me,
Speaker 2: it's made going to different types of events like concerts
Speaker 2: and just even the movies in general, like basically you know,
Speaker 2: any kind of movie theater. Yeah, feel feel different, you know.
Speaker 2: And I don't mind comic Con because comic Con. Comic
Speaker 2: CON's massive and and at any turn you're running into
Speaker 2: a celebrity or you're seeing something that's exciting and entertaining
Speaker 2: and attention grabbing.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's not like going to a music concert where
Speaker 2: you know it's a song that you've heard a thousand
Speaker 2: times over. For me, it doesn't hit the same, But
Speaker 2: I know AJ still loves to do them.
Speaker 4: H I love the I'm going to you know a
Speaker 4: junkie for that energy, you know that like that's what
Speaker 4: recharges my battery, you know. But one thing I've noticed
Speaker 4: is the phones at shows, because now every other person
Speaker 4: has their phone up, and you know, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: At some points, I like to take a picture of
Speaker 4: the stage, you know, So I'm kind of no better.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, there are like a certain
Speaker 4: there are certain boundaries you should play a song and
Speaker 4: you shouldn't be just some people record the entire time,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know, the people behind you can't see,
Speaker 4: like how inconsiderate are you? You know, It's like I
Speaker 4: give you the thirty second roll, like like, give up
Speaker 4: to thirty seconds and then stop recording, please, And most
Speaker 4: people just sit there the whole time, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: the fuck, dude, Well, not only are you missing it
Speaker 4: because you're you're looking at it through the phone, but
Speaker 4: you're making someone else miss it too.
Speaker 3: Sure, and back in our day, you were like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got to record this so I could play for
Speaker 3: my bros On Monday and see what they missed out.
Speaker 2: You go to play it back.
Speaker 3: Just like it's not how it's not how it sounded
Speaker 3: at the show, it's where now it's fantastic, right, you know,
Speaker 3: But but yeah, it's like, you know, people aren't living
Speaker 3: in the moment. I actually had one that that's kind
Speaker 3: of funny that you brought the phone thing. I was
Speaker 3: driving the other day and the in Kingman downtown Kingman
Speaker 3: is Locomotive Park and there's this old ass fucking train
Speaker 3: and the fucking amount of people that go to this
Speaker 3: train and take pictures. And I just had the thought of, like,
Speaker 3: how many of these fucking people are going to their
Speaker 3: office job the next or wherever they're working, right, and
Speaker 3: they're gonna show her to go back to Europe and
Speaker 3: show their families. People be like, oh, here's a picture
Speaker 3: of a train in Kingman, Arizona. Yeah, do you literally
Speaker 3: wasted photos to take that picture that you're never gonna
Speaker 3: show it to anybody? It means nothing, you know, it's
Speaker 3: just like, well then they don't know the history of
Speaker 3: it too, right, You're just like, oh, let's walk cross
Speaker 3: street and go look at this fucking black train. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like hoo cool.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't know, But what you said earlier is movies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like movies will never be the same as
Speaker 3: when we were kids and the excitement of going to
Speaker 3: the movies. It just doesn't it doesn't hit the same,
Speaker 3: you know, even the most recent movies of going to
Speaker 3: see them that I have gone and seen, you know,
Speaker 3: they're good and whatever. It's just it doesn't feel it
Speaker 3: doesn't feel the same as it's so expensive. And it
Speaker 3: was expensive then, you know, but you know, but now
Speaker 3: it's everything's outrageous. Everything's just outrageous.
Speaker 2: Like in Kingman, Where we Are? You used to be
Speaker 2: able to get a large buck a large bucket of
Speaker 2: popcorn and you can go refill it. Now they don't
Speaker 2: let you refill it.
Speaker 3: That was actually all movie theaters, even in Vegas, throughout
Speaker 3: a large they let you refill it.
Speaker 2: Ye, yeah, don't even bother, don't even ask like they
Speaker 2: actually get mad. Yeah, you used to be well in
Speaker 2: our movie theater. You used to be able to go
Speaker 2: in and you could take a fucking trash bag in
Speaker 2: there and be like, hey, I would like to buy
Speaker 2: a large popcorn to go, and they would fill a
Speaker 2: trash bag up with popcorn for you if you want it,
Speaker 2: and let you put extra butter on it. They didn't
Speaker 2: give a shit. Now now they won't. They wouldn't let
Speaker 2: you come in with your fucking hands and pour it
Speaker 2: in your hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you guys selfish at the water park? Have
Speaker 4: you guys seen people floating around on rafts and they
Speaker 4: have their phone now they're just scrolling on Facebook on
Speaker 4: their phone. Yeah, that blows my mind. I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't ever want to take my phone into the water
Speaker 4: unless I plan on not getting a locker, you know.
Speaker 4: And I just have like a little thing around my
Speaker 4: neck and that's the only time. But I'm not pulling
Speaker 4: it out.
Speaker 3: It's not even that. It's just like a lot of
Speaker 3: it's the same thing as like go into a ballgame.
Speaker 3: Like I understand if you're some weird like third leg
Speaker 3: or you're something care and you don't care. But like
Speaker 3: people that just sit there and just fucking doom scroll constantly,
Speaker 3: Like dude, you're in like live in your moment.
Speaker 2: I get being I get being there because your significant
Speaker 2: other wanted you there, right, and you're you're basically there
Speaker 2: as as kind of that, like I just want to
Speaker 2: spend time with them. I want to enjoy something they enjoy, right,
Speaker 2: And so there's going to come a time, like with
Speaker 2: a baseball game where in nine fucking innings, which is
Speaker 2: three hours worth of work, you're not going to enjoy
Speaker 2: every moment of that. So you you have your phone moments, right,
Speaker 2: But how how can you sit there and separate yourself
Speaker 2: from something that you pay both your hard earned money
Speaker 2: for and then now your time to be there? You
Speaker 2: can sit there on your phone when you're at home
Speaker 2: in bed or on your couch. What's the point?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Why take yourself away from it? That's like going That's
Speaker 2: like going out to nature and being pissed off because
Speaker 2: you can't be on your phone, right, Like, it's the
Speaker 2: same fucking thing. You're out in nature for a reason.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to be enjoying it. Go to it is.
Speaker 3: Literally like the movie Wally, Like that's fucking in Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's where were it really is. People have been
Speaker 3: so trained up that they're just like addicted to the phone.
Speaker 3: And I mean, you know, like we we all have
Speaker 3: that vice, but I mean these people like I would
Speaker 3: never never go to the water park and be in
Speaker 3: like the lazy river like on my phone, Like no,
Speaker 3: let me like enjoy this water and relaxation and fun.
Speaker 4: Now, would you guys take it if you wanted a
Speaker 4: cruise or like all inclusive? Would you guys get the internet?
Speaker 4: Would you guys say fuck that and just spend a
Speaker 4: week without it.
Speaker 3: I would say, if if you have to pay to
Speaker 3: get the internet on a cruise, because I've never been
Speaker 3: on a cruise, right, my my, my choice would be
Speaker 3: that one of us would get the payment for the internet.
Speaker 3: That way we can check on the kids and make
Speaker 3: sure everything's okay, you know, on a daily basis. But
Speaker 3: I don't want it for I don't want it for
Speaker 3: Facebook and Instagram. It's literally make sure that Nana hasn't called,
Speaker 3: there's no emergencies, check on the kids, how's everything going great? Cool,
Speaker 3: Let's go have some more fun. Like that's what we
Speaker 3: did in Jamaica. My phone stayed and her phone stayed
Speaker 3: in the safe. When we would go to the room
Speaker 3: to get changed or go something, we would check to
Speaker 3: make sure that everything was okay, and that was it,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm kind of a samo. I would want
Speaker 2: to make sure that I had it for communication purposes,
Speaker 2: but other than that.
Speaker 4: And then you know, it is nice that the cruise
Speaker 4: lines will provide a service that's like a messaging service,
Speaker 4: so like everyone is on a cruise together can message
Speaker 4: each other about where you're going to be and stuff
Speaker 4: and that's free. So like we did that the two
Speaker 4: times we cruised and it was great, you know, like coordinating.
Speaker 4: The first year we didn't really use it, but the
Speaker 4: second time we did because we're recording with my my
Speaker 4: friend Michael, because he was there, and so we're like, hey,
Speaker 4: you know, we're growing up for a little bit. We'll
Speaker 4: be back down for dinner at this time. All right, cool,
Speaker 4: Hey are you there? I'm there. Yeah, I'm there, all right,
Speaker 4: cool instead of playing like the guessing game. But other
Speaker 4: than that, I maybe some tunes, like if I could
Speaker 4: have a way to be like, hey, can you guys
Speaker 4: like have a nice like I don't know, classic rock
Speaker 4: playlist or something just going, you know, so then I
Speaker 4: can just like pop an earbud in and walk around
Speaker 4: listening to music. Other than that, I don't want my
Speaker 4: phone for anything. I'm there to get away escape Prime
Speaker 4: Primary where it is escape in that and I feel
Speaker 4: like if you just brought your phone, you'd just be
Speaker 4: bringing it all with.
Speaker 2: You, not even making movies.
Speaker 3: Shorter films MM Pixar shorts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it depends if I got a buffer.
Speaker 2: Speaking to jokes, you guys want to have a dad
Speaker 2: joke off, Yeah, who's down hundred, it's gonna have to
Speaker 2: be yours. Which one the one that's going to enjoy
Speaker 2: it more? Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's probably your dad more than my dad.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I said, we do domes dad mine's ashes.
Speaker 6: So it's easy, right, first dad joke.
Speaker 3: And if you're if you've been around a while, that's
Speaker 3: not the first time I've made fun of Dome's dad
Speaker 3: on a whim on accident. The last one was way worse,
Speaker 3: way worse facts. I think it was episode six, Die
Speaker 3: at twelve and right there.
Speaker 4: It was early.
Speaker 3: It was early early, I want to say it was
Speaker 3: in the fifties or sixties, maybe forties. But it was
Speaker 3: so bad that when I did it, it was during
Speaker 3: the exit joke, and I made the joke and I
Speaker 3: immediately apologized.
Speaker 2: Because first time I've heard sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the last enjoy it. I hope you have
Speaker 3: the episode so you can just hear say sorry whenever
Speaker 3: you beat it.
Speaker 2: That's your ring tone.
Speaker 4: The intrusive thought escaped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's do this, so in on my screen
Speaker 2: it shows the stone to me and then you the gnome,
Speaker 2: So let's do it in that order.
Speaker 4: All right. You know, my buddy fell through a window
Speaker 4: and had to go to the hospital. I asked how
Speaker 4: he was doing. He said, good, I already went through
Speaker 4: the pain.
Speaker 2: Soft clap. What do you call a happy cowboy? A
Speaker 2: jolly rancher.
Speaker 4: That was broke back?
Speaker 3: How does the World War two vet cook?
Speaker 2: Rammin wave?
Speaker 3: He knew what he knew?
Speaker 4: Nice snooks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, and definitely landed.
Speaker 3: Stune. He forgot.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 2: Alright, We're good.
Speaker 4: You know it went off again. God damn. Every time
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I forget to turn off for a
Speaker 4: coming here.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I texted my wife and said, Hulk Hogan died. She
Speaker 4: replied WTF and I said no, he was in the WWF.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 2: That was good, Big hul Cogan channeled this episode earlier.
Speaker 5: Oh he did.
Speaker 4: I was just repeated for the money.
Speaker 2: Man went to McDonald's last night, ate a kid's happy meal.
Speaker 2: His parents were not happy at all, solid.
Speaker 3: Happy meal. My doctor gave me a week to live,
Speaker 3: and I told him I wanted a second opinion, so
Speaker 3: he pulled out a scalpel and to stab me. He said,
Speaker 3: I was wrong. You've got forty eight hours.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Why did the phone go to jail. Why for a
Speaker 4: battery charge.
Speaker 3: M that's a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I little known fact before the crowbar was invented, crows
Speaker 2: are just drinking home.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: My mind asked me the other night to choke her
Speaker 3: next time we were in bed, so I grabbed your
Speaker 3: throat right there and said, why wait.
Speaker 4: Hmmm, when my wife is sad, I let her color
Speaker 4: in my tattoos. It turns out she just needed a
Speaker 4: shoulder to crayon. Mm.
Speaker 2: Does she eat him afterwards?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: What kind of dog lives in a toilet? A poodle?
Speaker 4: No, that was like a hair dog.
Speaker 2: It's kind of lives in your butt.
Speaker 3: Why did the business owner become necrophiliac? He wanted a
Speaker 3: silent partner.
Speaker 2: I thought he was just horny.
Speaker 4: You know, I was thinking, what did the cannibal get
Speaker 4: when he should up late to his birthday party? Cold shoulder?
Speaker 2: Leftovers?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say leftovers also.
Speaker 2: You know I don't always tell dad jokes, but when
Speaker 2: I do, he usually laughs, Oh was this our last one?
Speaker 5: Or no?
Speaker 4: You are? I got one more go? Uh?
Speaker 3: Why did the woman drink a whole bottle of industrial
Speaker 3: adhesive Jesus, why did who? Why did the woman drink
Speaker 3: a whole bottle of industrial adhesive because she didn't side
Speaker 3: guy's close. She was feeling gluicidal.
Speaker 4: No horsing around on that. Huh ah ay, you know.
Speaker 4: The last one I got here is, uh, have you
Speaker 4: ever heard the joke about the sub moderators? Sorry, let
Speaker 4: me prephrase that. That was setting the ship out of me?
Speaker 4: Have you ever heard the joke about the subreddit moderators?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: Ship?
Speaker 4: They removed the answer.
Speaker 3: Jesus, You guys know what what Chester Bennington's favorite game
Speaker 3: to play when he was a kid?
Speaker 4: Hangman, hangman?
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: A shit what's next? On the back that they're done?
Speaker 2: So next up is going to be a new thing
Speaker 2: that we have never done before. We are going to
Speaker 2: ramrod through the NFL with some predictions. NFL season is
Speaker 2: as fast approaching, and so we're going to go through
Speaker 2: each conference, each division and see who we like maybe
Speaker 2: a brief why so, are you guys ready?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm certainly ready.
Speaker 2: Okay, We're going to do the AFC East first. We
Speaker 2: are just going to go in order. All I did
Speaker 2: was pull up NFL dot com and I went to
Speaker 2: their twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Four, every team in the division.
Speaker 2: Let's just talk about the winner and maybe a surprise, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: So we'll do a winner in our dark horse, okay,
Speaker 2: AFC first AJ. What that means is we're gonna pick
Speaker 2: the team that comes in first place in the division
Speaker 2: and the dark horse, which is a team that is
Speaker 2: not believed to do well and could potentially win.
Speaker 3: It is not just or they're believed to do fairly well,
Speaker 3: but they're definitely not gonna win or make waves, and
Speaker 3: they end up waking waves.
Speaker 7: You know, it's not just a Blacks, Okay, right, Okay,
Speaker 7: So first up, AFC East, we have the Bills who
Speaker 7: finished thirteen and four last year, the Dolphins who finished
Speaker 7: eight and nine, the Jets who finished five and twelve,
Speaker 7: and the Patriots who finished four and thirteen.
Speaker 3: Known, I got the Bills, repeating. I think the Bills
Speaker 3: they've had a chip on their shoulder. I just I
Speaker 3: don't see another team in that division that's going to
Speaker 3: hold them down to you know, like less than twelve wins,
Speaker 3: and twelve wins in that division is going to take
Speaker 3: it in my opinion, So I'm gonna go Bills win,
Speaker 3: But I do say dark horse New England has a
Speaker 3: big turnaround this year and make waves to get in
Speaker 3: as a wild card potentially. Like we're talking like, was
Speaker 3: it ten and six season nowadays? Yeah, seventeen games, but
Speaker 3: they have one by or eighteen whatever it is, seventeen
Speaker 3: eighteen to seventeen, Okay, so I'm gonna go eleven and six.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ten and seven. They're gonna flip from
Speaker 3: a four. Yeah, a four and twelve or whatever. They
Speaker 3: were ten and seven stoned.
Speaker 4: Let's say you, I think for sure it's gonna be
Speaker 4: the Dolphins. Okay, they're gonna take it all. And I
Speaker 4: think the dark horse is the Jets because I love
Speaker 4: you them, thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that I will at least have someone to
Speaker 2: cry along with when that does not happen. So I
Speaker 2: have to agree with no. The The Bills, until proven otherwise,
Speaker 2: are the best team in that division. They've lost some
Speaker 2: key players, but I think that they're deep enough that
Speaker 2: other guys will step up, and I think their division
Speaker 2: is weak enough as a whole to still allow them
Speaker 2: to finish a top But I do agree with the
Speaker 2: Patriots as well. The Patriots have gained a lot of
Speaker 2: new players who are key position players and that could
Speaker 2: prove to give them a good boost up. So short answer,
Speaker 2: AFC North, we got the Ravens who finished twelve and five,
Speaker 2: the Steelers who were ten and seven, the Bengals who
Speaker 2: were nine and eight, and the Browns who were three
Speaker 2: and fourteen. Let's do stone at this time. What do
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got the Bengals winning the whole thing, and
Speaker 4: I got dark Horse the Ravens.
Speaker 2: Okay's it is the opposite definition of a dark Wars.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get better myself.
Speaker 3: I got to say, Okay, I am, I am going
Speaker 3: the Bengals. I do think that this is the division
Speaker 3: that can have three teams make the playoffs, if so choosing.
Speaker 3: I have the Bengals just carrying off of the end
Speaker 3: of last year, and I think I think they're just
Speaker 3: so high octane and that division is so fucking tough.
Speaker 3: So I think it's Bengals. I do think Baltimore will
Speaker 3: also get into the playoffs, and I think they're gonna
Speaker 3: be separated by like a fucking game, like these two
Speaker 3: teams are like the teams going into the playoffs yea.
Speaker 3: And then the Steelers. I think will remain exactly where
Speaker 3: they were at. It's just because Mike Tomlin's good enough
Speaker 3: that they're not going to have a losing record, So
Speaker 3: I think they'll I think they'll end up missing out
Speaker 3: on the playoffs by like a game, or limping into
Speaker 3: the playoffs per se. But I don't see the Steelers
Speaker 3: being better than a ten win team. I think that's
Speaker 3: their ceiling. His ten wins, Okay, just how I see it.
Speaker 2: I think the Ravens run away with this division. I
Speaker 2: think the Steelers are the Jets two point zero of
Speaker 2: last year. Sure, and then I think the Bengals. I
Speaker 2: agree with you, the Bengals are extremely high octane. I
Speaker 2: think they will improve. I think the Bengals could potentially
Speaker 2: squeak out if the Ravens have somewhat of a letdown.
Speaker 2: The Ravens had a really good season last year, even
Speaker 2: though they didn't make it into the super Bowl. The
Speaker 2: Ravens took a pretty big that season, took a pretty
Speaker 2: big toll on the Ravens as a whole, and so
Speaker 2: they could they could end up having a little bit
Speaker 2: of a letdown in the Bengals could essentially trade places
Speaker 2: with them. I could see that happening where the Bengals
Speaker 2: finished twelve and five and the Ravens actually finish like
Speaker 2: ten and seven, you know, nine to eight type thing.
Speaker 2: It's not likely, but at again, that's the whole purpose
Speaker 2: of a dark horse pick. All right, AFC South, we
Speaker 2: got the Texans ten and seven, the Colts eight and nine,
Speaker 2: the Jaguars four and thirteen, and the Titans three and fourteen.
Speaker 2: I will go first. I again, I think the Texans
Speaker 2: are kind of like the Bills in this situation. You
Speaker 2: got to pick them until they prove that someone is better.
Speaker 2: My dark horse in this one is actually the Titans.
Speaker 2: I think that the Titans have found something in cam Ward.
Speaker 2: I the more I wanted to not like this kid,
Speaker 2: but the more I watch him, and the more I
Speaker 2: see him, the more I think I was wrong. But
Speaker 2: the Titans have a good team developing, and that division
Speaker 2: is so weak that it's not going to be hard
Speaker 2: to beat the Colts or the Jaguars. And it's not
Speaker 2: unlikely that the Tennessee Titans falter at any given week.
Speaker 2: On any given week, so I think this is one
Speaker 2: of those divisions that could easily end up being you know,
Speaker 2: fucking eight to nine across the board just because it
Speaker 2: just sucks.
Speaker 3: So I agree with that.
Speaker 2: That's my pick. No one what he got.
Speaker 3: I am actually gonna follow that up to a T.
Speaker 3: I think until proven otherwise, it's it's Houston. I think
Speaker 3: Houston's a really good fucking team. I think it was
Speaker 3: just a little bit of a sophomore slump for for
Speaker 3: what's his nuts, c J. Stroud. And then also, if
Speaker 3: you look at it, he was the most pressured quarterback
Speaker 3: in the NFL by a lot, by a fucking country mile. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so if you take away you know that immense amount
Speaker 3: of pressure. I think, I actually think that Houston can
Speaker 3: be a thirteen win team. I think they're a scary
Speaker 3: team if they're healthy. I think Tennessee can easily jump
Speaker 3: to a ten win team. I think Camwood is real
Speaker 3: deal until I'm proven otherwise. I'm kind of along those
Speaker 3: same lines. I hate the U. You know, I'm not
Speaker 3: as big of a hater of the U like I
Speaker 3: would have been when I was much more into college.
Speaker 3: But they did route the Gators this year, and they
Speaker 3: all threw up the fucking U sign and in front
Speaker 3: of the whole chomping thing. So I actually hope Cambon
Speaker 3: dies on the field honestly, but in reality, I think
Speaker 3: I think the Titans. But that's what you need in
Speaker 3: this league. So I think the Titans can can come
Speaker 3: out a ten win team. And that just to replay
Speaker 3: back to my AFC North pick. The AFC as a whole,
Speaker 3: because of extending how many playoff teams make, it is
Speaker 3: much weaker than the NFC. And so I think you
Speaker 3: can get those three teams in the a FC North
Speaker 3: because you're gonna have You're gonna have a bunch of
Speaker 3: teams in the AFC to end up in that eight
Speaker 3: win range. So ten wins is getting you in the
Speaker 3: playoffs in the AFC this year. From hands down, Stone.
Speaker 4: With you, I have the Tennessee Titans taking it all
Speaker 4: and the Jaguars.
Speaker 2: That those aren't bad picks. They are not bad picks.
Speaker 2: After that division, I think the only bad pick. I
Speaker 2: think the only bad pick. And this is this is
Speaker 2: funny that I'm gonna say that is actually the Colts
Speaker 2: because the last couple of seasons I've been like the
Speaker 2: culture my dark horse trust Anthony Richards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not even fucking it when I promise me that
Speaker 3: he is one hundred percent all year long. They still
Speaker 3: are probably only a ten win team.
Speaker 2: Dude, I would trust him to stay healthy with fucking
Speaker 2: walking to the grocery store.
Speaker 3: Any agree? Agree? The man?
Speaker 2: If he is healthy is you it must see TV?
Speaker 3: Ohow, his stat line is gonna be something like nine
Speaker 3: for twenty four but two hundred and fifty yards three scores,
Speaker 3: all three touchdowns are sixty yard bombs. Yeah, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't pick fucking Indianapolis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. Next up and last in the AFC
Speaker 2: is AFC West. You got the Chiefs at fifteen and two.
Speaker 2: You got the Chargers at eleven and six, the Broncos
Speaker 2: at ten and seven, and the Raiders at four and thirteen.
Speaker 2: Aj what do you got?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Ten and seven is how I hold the steering
Speaker 4: bellow and driving. But definitely the I got the Chargers
Speaker 4: winning it, and I got the Raiders as the dark horse.
Speaker 2: All right, well, Noam's dead, so I'll go ahead and
Speaker 2: go the Broncos. I have the Broncos winning this division.
Speaker 2: I think the Chiefs have a major slide. I think
Speaker 2: age and everything is going to catch up to them.
Speaker 2: I think scheme schematic, I think people are going to start. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then the reps not being on their side. I
Speaker 2: think everything, everything as a whole, there's just going to
Speaker 2: catch up to the Chiefs. I really do. And I
Speaker 2: think the Chiefs don't.
Speaker 3: Were the worst fifteen team win team in the history
Speaker 3: of the NFL. I s they had no business winning
Speaker 3: fifteen fucking games, correct. And there's a couple of stats
Speaker 3: out there that that.
Speaker 2: Coincide with teams who won X amount of games by
Speaker 2: more less than one score or one score or less,
Speaker 2: and the Chiefs fit that bill. There were some seven
Speaker 2: games that could have been decided in the in the
Speaker 2: last three minutes of the game, three to five minutes
Speaker 2: of the game. That's that's absurd there. The numbers four
Speaker 2: and against are highly skewed, and I just I think
Speaker 2: that reality catches up to them this year. They also
Speaker 2: have that problem with coming off of a losing Super
Speaker 2: Bowl that didn't catch them the last time. I think
Speaker 2: he catches them this time. And then my dark horse
Speaker 2: is it's kind of not really a dark horse, but
Speaker 2: the Chargers. I mean, the Chargers finished second and everybody
Speaker 2: expects them to be up there.
Speaker 3: Nobody did second last year. Yeah, they haven't done what
Speaker 3: they They've been justin Herbert is far too good to
Speaker 3: just seemingly like for the Chargers to drop off the faces.
Speaker 2: Correct, And I think I actually think them losing Nase
Speaker 2: Harris helped them because I think the guy, the young
Speaker 2: kid that's stepping up in his place is Jamiir Gibbs
Speaker 2: type runner and I think that I think he's going
Speaker 2: to be a sleeper for anybody who likes fantasy football.
Speaker 2: I think you try and get this kid uh in later,
Speaker 2: later rounds of your draft. But yeah, the Chargers I
Speaker 2: think are my kind of my dark horse, and the
Speaker 2: Raiders just don't have enough and they're they're dysfunctional. They
Speaker 2: need a couple more years. I think they have the
Speaker 2: right mentality, but they need a couple more years before
Speaker 2: they even sniff the playoffs. And they're in a tough division.
Speaker 2: I mean because again, even though the Chiefs, I do
Speaker 2: think the chief slide, the Chiefs are still going to
Speaker 2: be the Chiefs, right Like Andy Reid is still going
Speaker 2: to be Andy Reid. Patrick Mahomes is still going to
Speaker 2: be Patrick Mahomes. So they're not going to fall far
Speaker 2: enough for the Raiders to make any moves. What say you?
Speaker 3: I have the Broncos winning this division. I do think
Speaker 3: that the Broncos are for real. I think they will
Speaker 3: turn around and it'll be a sophomore leap for bow Nicks.
Speaker 3: I think bow Nicks is real deal in this league.
Speaker 3: I do think a setback. I agree with the Chiefs.
Speaker 3: Still think the Chiefs make the playoffs. I still think
Speaker 3: they set back to like ten or eleven wins, which
Speaker 3: is highly possible, which is super highly possible. Dark Horse
Speaker 3: I would I would say the Chargers, like it wouldn't
Speaker 3: surprise me of somehow the Chargers and the Chiefs tied
Speaker 3: records and the Chargers limp into the playoffs. You know,
Speaker 3: I could see something like that. But I think I
Speaker 3: do think the Broncos make the leap and they become
Speaker 3: the men of the division. I still think as much
Speaker 3: as I can't stand him, and you know, everybody's mb
Speaker 3: of success, but I don't like Patrick Mahomes, but I
Speaker 3: still think that he has barn On like the the
Speaker 3: best quarterback in the NFL right now, despite what other
Speaker 3: pieces on his team are there. The dude's talent's tremendous,
Speaker 3: but fuck him at the same time. Okay, so Travis
Speaker 3: Kelsey's cameo and happy god More too is hilarious fucking great.
Speaker 2: Our next, our favorite division, NFC East. I think we
Speaker 2: can all agre Cowboys suck, Eagles win and let's move
Speaker 2: on NFC North. You got lyon?
Speaker 3: Can we go back to the NFC East?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. Eagles finished at fourteen and three, Commanders
Speaker 2: finished at twelve and five, Cowboys finished at seven and ten.
Speaker 2: The Giants finished at three and fourteen.
Speaker 3: Knowing what he got, I think, I think this is
Speaker 3: a division that can have three teams coming out for
Speaker 3: the playoffs. I think I think Washington is going to
Speaker 3: have a setback from last year, not a big setback,
Speaker 3: but they blew expectations out the roof last year and
Speaker 3: it's just going to be hard to follow. And that's
Speaker 3: a tough division. Also saying tough division, I do think
Speaker 3: that I don't think Philly is going to repeat as
Speaker 3: the division champ. I still think that they're they're going
Speaker 3: to be on the Super Bowl high and so I
Speaker 3: think they could start out a little bit slow, but
Speaker 3: I think they'll be okay most of the season, but
Speaker 3: I think they're going to fall back to like eleven
Speaker 3: win team. My dark horse is the Cowboys. They're not
Speaker 3: being talked about. They do have talent, and I think
Speaker 3: that that's a team that if their defense just got
Speaker 3: decimated with injuries, they turn it around, and that they
Speaker 3: could be a sneaky twelve win team this year. I
Speaker 3: agree with all of that, so I'm gonna put that
Speaker 3: on record. I hope they're not, but I'll put that
Speaker 3: on record now that that's what I believe. Stoned, what
Speaker 3: do you got?
Speaker 4: I definitely got the Giants winning at all, and I
Speaker 4: got the Cowboys as a dark horse, solid.
Speaker 3: Solid did you say the Giants?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, the little Giants.
Speaker 2: If the Giants win that division, I'll shave my nuts
Speaker 2: on the podcast. NFC North Lions fifteen and two, Vikings fourteen,
Speaker 2: and the three Packers eleven and six, Bears five and twelve.
Speaker 2: This could arguably be the toughest division between four teams,
Speaker 2: could end up being the closest division between four teams.
Speaker 2: It could also end up being a route. Stoned, what
Speaker 2: he got?
Speaker 4: I got Packers taking it and the Lions being the
Speaker 4: dark horse.
Speaker 3: Okay, from the frontrunner to dark horse, yeah I have.
Speaker 3: I'm going to lean on the one sided ass whooping
Speaker 3: that you said at the end Packers are the lead
Speaker 3: in this division. I think Detroit can make the playoffs,
Speaker 3: but they surpassed expectations. I just I don't know if
Speaker 3: I believe. I love the Jared Goff story and they
Speaker 3: have tremendous talent, I just don't know if they can
Speaker 3: repeat that. And green Bay has this steady success talent,
Speaker 3: and I think Minnesota falls off cliff. I won't say
Speaker 3: that Chicago is a dark horse because I have zero
Speaker 3: faith in Caleb Williams, but I do think they can
Speaker 3: get to eight or nine wins.
Speaker 2: I think this division ends up looking me exactly the same.
Speaker 2: I think the Lions win. I think the with the
Speaker 2: one exception, I think the Bears finish fourteen and three
Speaker 2: and the Vikings finished five and twelve.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry say that again. Yeah, yeah, I'll shave my
Speaker 3: nuts on the fucking podcast if the Bears win fourteen
Speaker 3: fucking games and don't win the division.
Speaker 2: If I will, I will say this, if the Lions
Speaker 2: don't win the division, the Packers win the division. I
Speaker 2: think I kind of agree. I think the Packers make
Speaker 2: a huge improvement from last year, and I think the
Speaker 2: Lions would not shock me if they received recessed a
Speaker 2: little bit and had a little bit of a letdown.
Speaker 2: But I think ultimately what I've leaned towards more is
Speaker 2: that it goes Lions, Bears, Packers, Vikings. So we'll see
Speaker 2: and then I see South, the division you love to
Speaker 2: hate the AFC, south of the NFC. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: got the Buccaneers at ten and seven, the Falcons Spider
Speaker 2: Man Game eight and nine, the Panthers at five and twelve,
Speaker 2: and the Saints at five and twelve.
Speaker 3: Let's just cut the bullshit right now. The Panthers are
Speaker 3: not making the fucking super Bowl, despite what bullshit videos
Speaker 3: everybody's fucking seen. They're playing in San Francisco for the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl. They have Jacksonville Week one. It's a first
Speaker 3: year head coach, Lottie fucking Dah. I would trust Tua
Speaker 3: Tongue of Va Looa to not have a concussion all
Speaker 3: this year more than I trust Bryce Young to win
Speaker 3: this division, let alone go to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I think this is one of the I agree with that.
Speaker 2: I think that's one of the fallacies.
Speaker 4: I don't think this.
Speaker 2: I think I think they can jump to a seven
Speaker 2: to eight win team maybe, and that's it.
Speaker 3: That's their ceiling.
Speaker 2: Maybe I just don't. I don't see it.
Speaker 4: You know, you know the Panthers.
Speaker 2: How many wins the Panthers get will depend on how
Speaker 2: well the Buccaneers do. Does that make sense to me?
Speaker 3: Atlanta's the front runner in this division. Yeah, Tampa Bay
Speaker 3: take a step back. We had the Baker fun last year,
Speaker 3: but I don't think it's long term success for Baker.
Speaker 3: It's just he is who he is.
Speaker 2: I love the guy.
Speaker 3: He's a he's a fan favorite. But I think that
Speaker 3: the Falcons. I think the Falcons will step up. I
Speaker 3: think Tampa takes a step back, and then I agree.
Speaker 2: And I think the pit in everybody's stomach finally releases
Speaker 2: with the Falcons, and yeah, some of the fans get
Speaker 2: what they want. Stone, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's the other one? I'm taking the Tampa, Atlanta.
Speaker 4: Falcons and Saints.
Speaker 3: I think the Saints are going to be getting the
Speaker 3: number one or number two overall pick next year draft.
Speaker 2: Fucking hard facts. They're right there with the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 3: The Saints I think will be lucky to win three
Speaker 3: or four games next year. I bet the under on
Speaker 3: that for sure. Whatever Vegas line is, it's gotta be
Speaker 3: low right, But yeah, I didn't. I would say Atlanta,
Speaker 3: and I don't think another team out of this division
Speaker 3: makes the playoffs.
Speaker 2: No. Last, but certainly not least. The NFC West. You
Speaker 2: have the Rams ten and seven, the Seahawks at ten
Speaker 2: and seven, the Cardinals at eight and nine, and the
Speaker 2: forty nine ers at six and eleven. AJ stoned which guy?
Speaker 4: I got the Seacawks, Sorry, that's pronounced it. The Seahawks
Speaker 4: taking it, and I have the Cardinals as the dark horse.
Speaker 3: No, I like the Cardinals as the dark horse pick.
Speaker 3: I think the money the safe bet money's on LA
Speaker 3: to be the front runner in this division. I do think.
Speaker 3: I do think sam Fran had a lot of departures,
Speaker 3: but they do have a lot of talent and it's
Speaker 3: just a weird team that as a non fan, they
Speaker 3: would be my dark horse. I still think that. I
Speaker 3: think they'll elevate from last year, but they're only going
Speaker 3: to be like a ten win team. They're not back
Speaker 3: to the glory days of twelve thirteen wins. But it
Speaker 3: wouldn't surprise me if all of a sudden we're having
Speaker 3: the conversation where they're sitting at ten to eleven wins,
Speaker 3: you know, and they're dominating some games. But I like
Speaker 3: Arizona as the dark horse in this division. That they
Speaker 3: can sling the ball and they are up and down
Speaker 3: the field. Terrible defense, but if their defense can reach
Speaker 3: close to top fifteen numbers, now you're talking about a
Speaker 3: team that can put up forty points a game with
Speaker 3: their offensive talent. And if their defense can hold teams
Speaker 3: to under twenty one, now you're talking about a team
Speaker 3: that all of a sudden you're like, how this fucking
Speaker 3: twelve thirteen win team come out of nowhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So stats wise, the Cardinals had one of the
Speaker 2: best defenses with the worst record. Yeah, and so that
Speaker 2: is their offense that needs to hold onto the ball better,
Speaker 2: and then their defense just had a few moments where
Speaker 2: they needed to stop things that it didn't. I kind
Speaker 2: of agree with everything you said. I think that the
Speaker 2: Cardinals are the dark horse. I think the Rams are
Speaker 2: the favorite, and they're rightfully so the favorite. There's something
Speaker 2: about the forty nine ers that just isn't sitting right
Speaker 2: with me. I feel like last year they had a
Speaker 2: ton of injuries, man, and they couldn't overcome them. At
Speaker 2: their defense didn't even come close to what anybody was
Speaker 2: expecting it to be. On the field, you know, they
Speaker 2: had one of the worst points for and points against,
Speaker 2: you know, separations and Panthers out beat everybody, but they
Speaker 2: were kind of right there with every you know, with
Speaker 2: some of the worst teams in the league. Yeah, So,
Speaker 2: I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if they came back
Speaker 2: and had an improvement. But my gut just tells me
Speaker 2: that it's it's literally between the Rams and the Cardinals,
Speaker 2: and there's nothing else anybody can do about it. So
Speaker 2: we'll see. And that concludes the NFL and what we think,
Speaker 2: not that it matters.
Speaker 4: Can I drop five predictions I have for you guys?
Speaker 3: Do sure?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: First and foremost, I predict Marshawn Lynch is going to
Speaker 4: come back to revive the running game and be under
Speaker 4: a new contract with Skittles with a new flavor called
Speaker 4: Beast Mode up in Them Pussies. Number four, I predict
Speaker 4: that Bill Belichick is going to get his girlfriend pregnant,
Speaker 4: but passes away before he can see his boy get
Speaker 4: absolutely destroyed by Gronkowsi's kid in peewee football. Number three,
Speaker 4: I predict Aaron Rodgers throws the ball to the dragon
Speaker 4: in the sky. Number two. I predict that Russell Wilson
Speaker 4: will suck so bad he's gonna cry out when he
Speaker 4: is he's a hawk, but he'll never done the Green
Speaker 4: and Blue again and it's gone, buddy, time to hang
Speaker 4: it up. Number one. I predict that b word is
Speaker 4: gonna drop so much weight he won't have to buy
Speaker 4: two seats at sit at a game anymore. That's my predictions.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: You got any bold predictions for the season?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't prepared to talk about bold predictions. No,
Speaker 3: I maybe we can push that to next week or
Speaker 3: you know, in these next coming weeks. I wouldn't I
Speaker 3: wouldn't mind doing bold predictions actually recorded so that we
Speaker 3: have facts for fact facts. You know, we can look
Speaker 3: like absolute dipshits, or we can look like we pulled
Speaker 3: shit out of our ass. So okay, you know me,
Speaker 3: I always like, I love bold predictions. They're one of
Speaker 3: my favorite segments on any NFL morning show because they're
Speaker 3: so they're what they're supposed to be. Yeah, sometimes they're
Speaker 3: so outlandish that you're like, no fucking way, Like for
Speaker 3: anybody listening before we wrap this episode up. I love
Speaker 3: Josh Allen, like I think Josh Allen is. He's the
Speaker 3: better version of Baker Mayfield. Way, cool guy, super talented,
Speaker 3: probably a big dick, right, guaranteed, right. But he won
Speaker 3: NFL MVP last year. For anybody wondering, just look up
Speaker 3: other stats by quarterbacks last year and figure out how
Speaker 3: the fuck he won NFL MVP. It doesn't make sense,
Speaker 3: Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 4: It was a popular vote.
Speaker 3: It still don't make sense. It still don't make sense.
Speaker 3: Like when I saw that, I was like, wait, what how?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 3: Who owed money to Vegas?
Speaker 2: Last year? As a whole, the NFL looked fucking shady
Speaker 2: from top to bottom.
Speaker 4: But here we are.
Speaker 2: And that's why I think the Chiefs don't do as
Speaker 2: well this year, because they.
Speaker 4: Got call it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, take a year or two off rebound, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: and then come back.
Speaker 2: It'll be a year. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He should have hung it up two years ago because
Speaker 3: even last year he looked like a shell of himself.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely yeah. And he's not gonna get any faster.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could be wrong, could be wrong.
Speaker 3: Bold prediction. I'll give you a bold prediction. Travis Kelsey
Speaker 3: goes out and the Blaze of Glory won Last year,
Speaker 3: they don't win the Super Bowl, but Blaze of Glory
Speaker 3: stat wise, he puts up thirteen hundred yards of fifteen touchdowns,
Speaker 3: ninety receptions. Possibly pulls down offensive MBB of the Year
Speaker 3: maybe yeah, Offensive Offensive Player of the Year. Yeah, or
Speaker 3: he could win comeback Player of the Year. I mean,
Speaker 3: you know him and Kim Kardashian are going to be
Speaker 3: neck and neck.
Speaker 4: That's right, That's right. So coming on Taylor's back, shit,
Speaker 4: I think he does in the locker room.
Speaker 2: Maybe do you hear about the guy that fucking I
Speaker 2: think his name is Wilkins for the for the Raiders.
Speaker 2: He got cut because he was he was excited and
Speaker 2: he kissed one of his teammates on the fucking top
Speaker 2: of the head and the guy went to HR and
Speaker 2: reported him. So they fucking dropped him. What they fucking
Speaker 2: cut him? Yeah, I just saw that today.
Speaker 3: Why the NFL you could tal with people in the nuts,
Speaker 3: be called you know, no homo and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, they used to haze. They used to haze
Speaker 2: people like viciously, viciously. It's there were people that committed
Speaker 2: there were there were NFL players that committed suicide because
Speaker 2: of the hazing that went on in locker rooms. And
Speaker 2: now some dude kisses you on the top of the
Speaker 2: fucking dome and out of excitement, out of passion, and
Speaker 2: it offends you to the point where you have to
Speaker 2: go and tattletale to Daddy instead of just saying, hey,
Speaker 2: don't do that again, please, Probably.
Speaker 3: Like the long snapper. You know, somebody that's really useless.
Speaker 2: On the team, Probably Max Crosby pussy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty true too. Let's call it ship all right,
Speaker 3: went six catch next week?
Speaker 4: Peace out later.
Speaker 2: Oh, I first tell you guys, So we were on
Speaker 2: this pirate ship, right, and uh, all of a sudden
Speaker 2: we hear these this lesbian with two peg legs holler
Speaker 2: and at her girlfriend to scissor her timbers. But that
Speaker 2: wasn't even the best part because the parrot was in
Speaker 2: the corner screaming, Polly wants a cocker. And that's when
Speaker 2: Polly came out with a fucking strap on pegleg.
Speaker 4: Just air assault. Braden Tree, asshole. Damn.
Speaker 3: You know, I gotta say real before before I hit
Speaker 3: stopped Earlier when you were talking about the pirate ship
Speaker 3: and seeing Shack, I thought they were doing some like
Speaker 3: Amistad reboot
Speaker 2: It