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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's one day clok parental discussion as advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content. Beyond this point, you were being a twat.

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<v Speaker 2>I were talking in my ear while I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to her.

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<v Speaker 3>I even muted myself, but all you could do is

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<v Speaker 3>still hear me. Yeah, the residual because you you knew

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<v Speaker 3>my mic was muted, but I was still sitting here talking.

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<v Speaker 3>You knew it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel it. Our bonds too fucking good. Trust me, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear you even when you're not on the

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<v Speaker 2>phone with me. I was walking around Comic Con all

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<v Speaker 2>week with racist thoughts going through my head and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the little racist angel on your shoulder. There was two

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<v Speaker 2>of them, one on one side was making and the

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<v Speaker 2>other one it's not possible. Oh dude, it was so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>They're the worst. The worst part was there where there

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<v Speaker 2>were a couple of people who were riding around in

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<v Speaker 2>wheelchairs and they were they had they were on the

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<v Speaker 2>spectrum of handicap, like the far far far far bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of the spectrum of the handicap, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they can't and stand up.

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<v Speaker 2>They couldn't move like I could barely move. But they

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<v Speaker 2>had decked their wheelchairs out in like these designs nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have every single one that you ran into.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have just said, dude, I love your Joe

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<v Speaker 3>Swanson costume and walked.

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<v Speaker 2>On, tried to high five of them, like weighted, like

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<v Speaker 2>stood there, dude?

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<v Speaker 4>Did they start filming the ringer too yet? The next

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<v Speaker 4>one you see get back and then keep walk.

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<v Speaker 2>The comic commins fucking blobs, dude, But I did have

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<v Speaker 2>a problem. I got my packer caught in my zipper

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<v Speaker 2>one morning. The Beans of the frank Yeah, no more,

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<v Speaker 2>no more zip up boots for me.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the beans.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to episode one? What six eighty six, eighty six six?

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<v Speaker 2>We're so close to one eight seven?

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<v Speaker 3>Bust a Cappino. Ass, Hey, let's go with Stone first.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's let's have him roll and tell us how your

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<v Speaker 3>week was, buddy, Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, it was. I went from having a super high

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<v Speaker 4>moment of the week but also had a super low

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<v Speaker 4>moment of the week. So super high moment of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday I took my final exam for finance, and those

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<v Speaker 4>tests are so hard that most colleges will do Like

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<v Speaker 4>if you get a sixty five percent or above, you

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<v Speaker 4>automatically get one hundred percent a for the class because

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<v Speaker 4>they're just rough, like really rough, and mine was that

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<v Speaker 4>and I scored a seventy six, so heyo got one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred percent the national average of sixty seven percent. So

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<v Speaker 4>I scored nine percent above that. So I'm super stoked.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just hoping to fucking pass. I was always open.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, let's do this. So that was a

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<v Speaker 4>good moment. The bad moment of the week, Avery almost

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<v Speaker 4>cost me four thousand dollars forty four dollars for counting attacks.

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<v Speaker 4>So me and her we went and tried out this

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<v Speaker 4>new music store we haven't been too. That will name

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<v Speaker 4>that will be nameless. It's worse than the Gretch A

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<v Speaker 4>shout out to Dazendeko twenty twenty two. So we go

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<v Speaker 4>to this place and this place is pretty big. They

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<v Speaker 4>had a whole drum room, and this place is a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit different than like your normal guitar center, and

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<v Speaker 4>they have all their drums out in the open. They

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<v Speaker 4>don't have a room for the loud, rambunctious drums. Right.

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<v Speaker 4>So we get in there and there's this kid just

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<v Speaker 4>wailing on this fucking kid right. So Avery immediately was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I can play real drums if I want to. And

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, this's hold up on that, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>Let's just go over and let's play the Electric kids.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you don't need to get to that level yet,

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<v Speaker 4>but we're gonna wait until he's done playing and then

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<v Speaker 4>we can go check it out. So we made our rounds,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and we're checking out all the stuff, and

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<v Speaker 4>then finally the kid leaves and we go over to

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<v Speaker 4>the and Avery sits down in a kit and I

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<v Speaker 4>sat down in the live kit and I hit the

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<v Speaker 4>snare once and went pow, and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need to be on this either. So I

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<v Speaker 4>got up and I went over to electric kit and

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<v Speaker 4>I saw this beautiful, beautiful kid that was four grand

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, this kid looks like it doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>fucking work like some prosies this shit. So I sat

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<v Speaker 4>down and I was just drumming on it, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, holy shit, this thing is so responsive, it's amazing,

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<v Speaker 4>it sounds great. I'm looking at the kit functions and

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<v Speaker 4>there's so much you can program it too, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>just like, wow, this really is like worth the money.

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<v Speaker 4>This is crazy. And I'm looking all around it and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, where's the wires at Holy shit, this whole

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<v Speaker 4>kid is fucking wireless. Goddamn. This is the top of

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<v Speaker 4>the line kid right here. And I'm looking around and

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<v Speaker 4>I only saw one other one that was more expensive

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<v Speaker 4>than this one. So this is the second line in here.

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<v Speaker 4>So I get up and Avery was like, hey, can

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<v Speaker 4>I sit down and play it? And I was like, yes, child,

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<v Speaker 4>like this is the mecca right here. You want to

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<v Speaker 4>play this thing. So she sits down, she's playing it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking around at the rest of the drum room

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<v Speaker 4>and such, and then about like maybe fifteen minutes goes by,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, all right, you know, it's time

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<v Speaker 4>to roll on over to the guitars and play some

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<v Speaker 4>guitars and then we'll get out of here. So I

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<v Speaker 4>go over and I was like, all right, Avery, let's

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<v Speaker 4>get out of here. And I walk across the floor

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<v Speaker 4>to the side to check out like the snareheads and such,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm just looking at him. And I turn around

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<v Speaker 4>and I see Avery looking at me as she's getting

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<v Speaker 4>up and not paying attention like she always says, and

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<v Speaker 4>her pants caught the snare and the snare falls bam

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<v Speaker 4>and just hits the ground, The snare and everything else

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<v Speaker 4>was all independent. It's all wireless, right, thank god. Just

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<v Speaker 4>slammed on the ground and I was like, is anybody around?

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<v Speaker 4>That's my first thought. I'm looking around. Nobody's there. The

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<v Speaker 4>drum guy left as soon as we got in there.

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<v Speaker 4>He was probably like, God, this is gonna be fucking

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<v Speaker 4>god awful. Get me out of this goddamn room, right,

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<v Speaker 4>so no one's around. I run over and Avery was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 4>And I took the snare and I took the stand

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<v Speaker 4>it was on, and I put it back and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, you need to pay attention what the fuck

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<v Speaker 4>you're doing? And I put the snare back on and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, don't ever do that fucking shit again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>So she's like, can I still play it? And I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, yes, pretend like nothing fucking happened. And she's

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<v Speaker 4>playing it and I turn around. I'm looking around, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>scope in the area. I turned back around and she's

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<v Speaker 4>trying to hit the snare and no sound was coming out,

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<v Speaker 4>not a fucking ding, nothing. So I was like, can

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<v Speaker 4>you kill me the drumstick?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Took the drumstick fuck and I look over at Avery,

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<v Speaker 4>and Avery just wide eyed stares at me, just face

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<v Speaker 4>violently red I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, shut the fuck. You're not gonna

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<v Speaker 4>Sae a fucking word for the rest of the fucking

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<v Speaker 4>time we're in here. Follow me and we leave. We

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<v Speaker 4>go to the guitars. I didn't want to immediately leave

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<v Speaker 4>and make it too obvious, rouse suspicions, exactly make it

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<v Speaker 4>too obvious. So I went and I jams and a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of guitars, and Avery was staring at me the

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<v Speaker 4>whole time, and I just looked back at her and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, you're in so much trouble, Like just

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<v Speaker 4>now did to her. I was like, you were in

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<v Speaker 4>so much trouble. So they're jamming along to Eddie van Halen,

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<v Speaker 4>and then we leave and we get home, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, Okay, you're gonna be in your room for

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<v Speaker 4>the rest of the night. The rest of the night.

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<v Speaker 4>You were so lucky no one saw this happen. That

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<v Speaker 4>thing is four thousand dollars. There's a lot of money, right,

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<v Speaker 4>that's like almost three months of us paying for this house.

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<v Speaker 4>That's how much money that is. That is so much kid.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta really think about what you're doing. You got

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<v Speaker 4>to think about where you are in relation to everything,

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<v Speaker 4>and whatever you're doing, you need to pay attention to

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<v Speaker 4>it and see what you're doing. Because I've been telling

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<v Speaker 4>you that for years, and this is the culmination of

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<v Speaker 4>all that talk. I don't know if anything else needs

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<v Speaker 4>to be clear to you, but this right now has

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<v Speaker 4>to stop because you almost this would have been really,

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<v Speaker 4>really bad. And she was like, I'm really sorry, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, you just need to go to your.

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<v Speaker 2>Room, please, Daddy. Daddy almost had to suck some dick.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, major dick and then take it and then

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<v Speaker 4>suck it and take it again. And then I went

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<v Speaker 4>back to my room. I took a took an edible,

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<v Speaker 4>I made a very stiff whiskey and coke, and then

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<v Speaker 4>rode the night out and by one of the morning

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<v Speaker 4>I was only wearing my underwear and trying to figure

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<v Speaker 4>out why I was so mad. Yeah that was my night.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, so I had a long talk with her

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<v Speaker 4>the next day and she really understands, like her mistake

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff, and my mind I couldn't stop. But think

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<v Speaker 4>you were so fucking lucky you didn't grow up like

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<v Speaker 4>thirty years ago, because you just just got your ass

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<v Speaker 4>beat up and down the fucking house. Like if that

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<v Speaker 4>was me, Oh my god, or like any one of us,

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<v Speaker 4>like raised by gen X or any of the generations before,

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<v Speaker 4>whipped up and down up the fucking house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, what are you kidding? God damn, my mom

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<v Speaker 2>would have beat my ass in the store, and then

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<v Speaker 2>she would have gas lit the guy that ran the store,

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<v Speaker 2>and we never would have paid for it. Anybody, she'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, this is your fault. You're the one that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't have a fucking sign up that says kids are

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<v Speaker 2>not allowed to touch, Like I didn't see.

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<v Speaker 3>No retards allowed.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't see a sign that says they can't fall.

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<v Speaker 4>That's your response, but it's a liability on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, in a heart beat, and then she just

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<v Speaker 2>walked out while they were yelling at her like we're gone,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck off. Yeah that was my way.

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<v Speaker 3>It really happened. Is there's a guy watching the cameras

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<v Speaker 3>and he just got yelled at that day by a

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<v Speaker 3>soup and so he watched the whole thing happen. He's like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, I know that drums is broken. The

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<v Speaker 3>fuck this company? Yeah, fuck this company, right, fun he

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<v Speaker 3>solid and deleted the last ten minutes of video. So

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<v Speaker 3>when they trying to figure out what happened, like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, video skips, man, I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the it's the Epstein curse.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>It just disappeared. It just disappeared.

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<v Speaker 3>It was there, but it's not there.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what's funny is I was talking with Ryan

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<v Speaker 4>from Body of fel shout out to Ryan, and I

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<v Speaker 4>told Ryan about it, and Ryan was like, you know

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<v Speaker 4>do you want to do? Mhm. Yeah, that was a

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, pretty simple week today though.

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<v Speaker 3>around like three and went golfing because I didn't get

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<v Speaker 3>of want to be in bed by then, but whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>but yeah, so Happy Gilmore too. All three of us

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<v Speaker 3>have seen it. Yeah, So before we get into your week, Dome,

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<v Speaker 3>I do know that you text me and you asked

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<v Speaker 3>if I had seen it yet. Actually, both of you,

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<v Speaker 3>had seen it yet, and I was waiting, uh, and

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<v Speaker 3>I avoided any buzz like the buzz that could be

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<v Speaker 3>avoided with the movie other than you see people online

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<v Speaker 3>just saying like great movie, best movie ever, worst movie ever,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's a smart thing to do. So

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<v Speaker 2>if you haven't seen the movie yet, you should probably

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<v Speaker 2>skip ahead like five minutes and.

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<v Speaker 3>You just have to remember what Happy Gilmore was. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a slapstick comedy and this one is amped up like

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<v Speaker 3>on LSD with the amount of cameos and oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's insane, like literally every character is played by somebody

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I enjoyed this one. This one felt more like

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<v Speaker 2>a scary movie parody type movie, sure suresus, like a

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<v Speaker 2>true Happy Gilmore style movie. The old Happy Gilmour wasn't original.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a one of a kind, and I'm kind

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<v Speaker 2>of glad that they didn't try and play off of it,

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<v Speaker 2>that they actually went this route. I wish I would

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<v Speaker 2>have known. I personally wish I would have known that

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<v Speaker 2>before going into it. But that's the only thing I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I would have known. Sure everything else, I'm very

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<v Speaker 2>glad that I got surprised by Like you know, again,

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<v Speaker 2>here comes some spoilers. But like Virginia Bennett getting fucking

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<v Speaker 2>hitting ahead with a golf ball in the first.

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<v Speaker 4>Like right right right up the g right out of

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<v Speaker 4>the gate. I was looking forward to saying the whole movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like because because when you when when you

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<v Speaker 2>during Happy Gilmore one, she was like kind of a crush, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Like most sure the people that watched the movie thought

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<v Speaker 2>she was hot. They made her that way on purpose, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So fucking for her to get oft in the first

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<v Speaker 2>two minutes of the movie was disappointing.

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<v Speaker 3>And the best part was I had seen something about

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<v Speaker 3>how she thought she wouldn't even be cast for the

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<v Speaker 3>movie because they'd go for a younger, hotter version.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, it's cool, they do have he

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. Thirty seconds and she's fucking dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It was one of my personal favorites. Yeah, was Adam Sandler,

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<v Speaker 3>Happy Gilmore's oldest son being played by MJ F from

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<v Speaker 3>ae W.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just so fucking hilarious, extending expected. I did

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<v Speaker 3>not expect it, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And then.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure another small spoiler, the girl that's in

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<v Speaker 3>his AA meeting with him, I believe that's actually his daughter.

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<v Speaker 4>That is the older one and the younger one was

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<v Speaker 4>his daughter in the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, yeah, his his entire family was because the

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<v Speaker 2>one yeah yeah, Ballet Coach was his wife, correct for

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<v Speaker 2>his daughter, yeah, correct, Yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I really enjoyed it because it brought back the nostalgic feeling.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And then what's crazy is if you went and watched

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<v Speaker 3>Happy Gilmore versus like actually seeing the cut scenes in

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<v Speaker 3>the movie where it flashes back, you're like, fuck, that

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<v Speaker 3>shit was old. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, like Toy Story

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<v Speaker 3>one looks newer than Happy Gilmore. Yeah, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 3>what two years apart? Maybe you know, but it's animation obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>but you know, it's that doesn't help. It's it does help,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's it's wild to think how old that movie is.

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<v Speaker 3>And I even text Dome tonight and I was like, man,

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<v Speaker 3>his crew because he always has his crew in the

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<v Speaker 3>movie is getting old. The one I did not see

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<v Speaker 3>is what's his name from Grandma's Boy? It was his

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<v Speaker 3>original not Dante Dante either, his original Caddie I did

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<v Speaker 3>not see anywhere in the movie either. I can't remember

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<v Speaker 3>his name, but he's main character in Granma's Boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, Allen Cobt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh yeah, I see him.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't see him, and I didn't see the guy

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<v Speaker 3>plays Dante. Yeah, but other than that, I saw everybody

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<v Speaker 3>else that was in there, even in the jail cell

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<v Speaker 3>with Scotti Scheffler. The two other guys was Will Sasso

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<v Speaker 3>and the I don't know the black guy's name, the

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<v Speaker 3>Movers from the original movie. And so like they literally

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<v Speaker 3>brought the house for this fucking movie. And I think

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<v Speaker 3>what's cool is is the the I mean the budget

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<v Speaker 3>Netflix has now right and to just stay true to

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<v Speaker 3>kind of spin off the story instead of just recreate

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<v Speaker 3>the movie. Yeah, you know, I I enjoyed it. I

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<v Speaker 3>would say go check it out, but have very low

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<v Speaker 3>exp patients when you go in and know it's just

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<v Speaker 3>a slapstick comedy. If you do that, you probably laugh

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<v Speaker 3>your ass off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. It's just it's one big it's one big callback parody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that's that's the best way to and and

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<v Speaker 2>it's but it's funny if you just if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>expect it to be, you know, an Oscar winning movie,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a fucking great movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Right yeah, and then just even the funny characters, right

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<v Speaker 5>like and then and then with Ben Stiller's character with

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<v Speaker 5>how oh my God, and then then them arresting him

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic. You know that's a play on all on all

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<v Speaker 2>of like the conspiracy theory, the movie conspiracy theorists like

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<v Speaker 2>us who you know I Dodge.

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<v Speaker 3>All yeah, try and all the ball and heavyweights, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they they went so far in some of these things

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<v Speaker 3>that seem so simplistic. Yeah, it's hilarious. I mean even

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<v Speaker 3>Scotty Scheffler getting arrested and he's like, not again because

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<v Speaker 3>people that are golf fans knowing he actually got a

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<v Speaker 3>going to a golf event by accident. And then at

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the movie, during the credits, he says

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<v Speaker 3>he's what's for dinner? The chicken figures anyway, But speaking

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<v Speaker 3>of fan craze, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>How was your week? Fantastic? So we ended up going

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<v Speaker 2>to Comic Con this week, and Comic Con is as

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<v Speaker 2>always a treat. It was such a fucking blast man.

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<v Speaker 2>We we got to meet some pretty cool people. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I we had we partied with Edna Node for a

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<v Speaker 2>little for a hot minute. Uh from The Incredibles. We

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<v Speaker 2>saw shack. It was fucking amazing. It was a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there were there was a ton of stuff there.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this Comic Con event, while it was

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<v Speaker 2>still a blast, there were a shipload of people, man,

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<v Speaker 2>and every picture that you were in it looked fuckingzzy.

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<v Speaker 3>I was immediately likea no thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>So normally Comic Con is packed right like it's usually

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<v Speaker 2>there's some two hundred and fifty thousand people that show

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<v Speaker 2>up to this event. It's extravagance event exactly with tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Without tickets, there's things you can do. You don't have

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<v Speaker 2>that gets you into the con to get into some

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<v Speaker 2>of the events that are outside. And that's part of

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<v Speaker 2>what makes it an amazing event for the people in

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<v Speaker 2>San Diego, right and what it is. You had things

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<v Speaker 2>like Abbott Elementary and the ABC Syndicate that showed up

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<v Speaker 2>at the back end of the con and they basically

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<v Speaker 2>put on this giant carnival. We didn't make it in

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<v Speaker 2>because the line to get into that every day was

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<v Speaker 2>like six hours long. So unless you got up at

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking three am to get in line, and wait

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<v Speaker 2>the six hours before your fucking day. You weren't doing

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<v Speaker 2>it then. So but they basically put this giant carnival on.

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<v Speaker 2>It heard it was great. I heard it was a

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<v Speaker 2>fantastic time and you did get in. Then Adult Swim

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<v Speaker 2>put on what was called a Pirate Party, which was

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<v Speaker 2>basically a pirate party with a play with cats, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was phenomenal. That was a really good time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where we ended up meeting, uh seeing Seth Green

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<v Speaker 2>in the cast of Adult Chicken. They did a special

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<v Speaker 2>twentieth anniversary for a robot Chicken for Adult Swim and

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<v Speaker 2>that was great. Damn it was. It was freaking amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>They like violently shot things at us out of a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking T shirt cannon. It was hilarious. They talked about

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<v Speaker 2>getting high and you know, all these fun stories. They

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<v Speaker 2>out of butts and they were given away. Every everybody

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<v Speaker 2>was given away stuff. FX did this thing with Alien Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>super cool. They made this immersive event where you you

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<v Speaker 4>Of uh showcase for the upcoming show for it. I

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<v Speaker 2>Well take the dick out of you here, So anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so you kind of walk in. It was basically you

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<v Speaker 2>that had cargo that had spilled over. And as you're

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<v Speaker 2>You go in and you're supposed to start off like

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<v Speaker 2>It was a fucking blast.

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<v Speaker 2>Acid.

422
00:22:01.720 --> 00:22:02.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm out looking like two faces.

423
00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Disney was there. They did a Percy Jackson thing which

424
00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:08.799
<v Speaker 2>was which was really cool. Uh, and then the there

425
00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:13.400
<v Speaker 2>was was Fantastic four No, but there was a black satyr.

426
00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:15.279
<v Speaker 2>I guess this is what they come with. The little

427
00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:21.880
<v Speaker 2>horns of the goats. Sure, Fantastic four was there? Doctor

428
00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:24.519
<v Speaker 2>who was there? Peanuts were there? Pac Man was there.

429
00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:26.079
<v Speaker 2>All this ship was out. This is all the stuff

430
00:22:26.119 --> 00:22:29.640
<v Speaker 2>that was outside. This isn't even something missus. Pac Man

431
00:22:29.799 --> 00:22:31.359
<v Speaker 2>was under the table. You had to find her.

432
00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:37.440
<v Speaker 4>She was under the table at some point. It is

433
00:22:37.480 --> 00:22:38.400
<v Speaker 4>what they got from Techan.

434
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<v Speaker 2>The one thing we didn't get to do that I'm

435
00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:44.519
<v Speaker 2>a little disappointed. I heard was phenomenal. It's called the

436
00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Clown in the Cornfield, and Jordan is right up your alley.

437
00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:51.039
<v Speaker 4>Basically, it's up someone's alleys.

438
00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Shutter shut rather good ship on her. Twice you heard

439
00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:02.680
<v Speaker 2>in my mouth the the after hole. It might taste better,

440
00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:06.720
<v Speaker 2>I wonder never that's a different story. So Shutter, the

441
00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:10.200
<v Speaker 2>production company that puts on horror movies, did this thing

442
00:23:10.279 --> 00:23:12.640
<v Speaker 2>called Clown in the Cornfield, and I heard it was amazing.

443
00:23:12.799 --> 00:23:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Everybody that did it said it was phenomenal. But essentially

444
00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:17.839
<v Speaker 2>what you did was you walked into a fucking building

445
00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:20.799
<v Speaker 2>that they turned into a haunted house, a haunted cornfield

446
00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:25.839
<v Speaker 2>as cornfield needs and so blood, guts and gore ensued

447
00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:28.279
<v Speaker 2>in that one. We heard it was really good, but

448
00:23:28.359 --> 00:23:32.680
<v Speaker 2>we didn't get to partake. The highlight for me of

449
00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:39.839
<v Speaker 2>the entire week was meeting Shack. So at the Pirate party,

450
00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:42.480
<v Speaker 2>guys are gonna like the story. At the Pirate Party,

451
00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:47.720
<v Speaker 2>we were hanging out and in the center of this event,

452
00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:51.920
<v Speaker 2>there was a pedestal that in the middle had the

453
00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:54.680
<v Speaker 2>center mass of a ship and then the sail, and

454
00:23:54.759 --> 00:23:58.519
<v Speaker 2>then it had the viewing deck right the crow's nest thing,

455
00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:01.880
<v Speaker 2>and that's where the DJ was. So we were hanging out.

456
00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:03.680
<v Speaker 2>We were hanging out at the bottom of that and

457
00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:09.839
<v Speaker 2>this this big six foot seven motherfucker in full in

458
00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:13.559
<v Speaker 2>full security guarb comes up with one of the you know,

459
00:24:13.640 --> 00:24:17.519
<v Speaker 2>the sun visor brim hats, you know. He's like, hey, yeah, man,

460
00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:19.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need you to move, and he just puts

461
00:24:19.359 --> 00:24:24.319
<v Speaker 2>this big old fucking fourteen inch palm on my shoulder

462
00:24:24.440 --> 00:24:27.119
<v Speaker 2>and he kind of pushes me away and I look

463
00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:29.359
<v Speaker 2>over my shoulder and I wasn't mad or nothing, because

464
00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:31.119
<v Speaker 2>it was not a big deal. He's like, you need

465
00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:34.559
<v Speaker 2>to make room, and I look back and I was like, Shack, dude,

466
00:24:35.279 --> 00:24:39.160
<v Speaker 2>I could have swore that you were shacked. You sald like, Shack,

467
00:24:39.279 --> 00:24:41.160
<v Speaker 2>you look like Shaq, And I thought I was getting

468
00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:43.880
<v Speaker 2>pranked and he's like, man, He's like, that is the

469
00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:47.279
<v Speaker 2>funniest shit any white boys ever said to me. And

470
00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:49.279
<v Speaker 2>so we had a big old laugh about it because

471
00:24:49.319 --> 00:24:52.039
<v Speaker 2>this dude looked exactly like Shack and I asked him

472
00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:53.559
<v Speaker 2>to take a picture. I was like, can I please

473
00:24:53.599 --> 00:24:56.599
<v Speaker 2>take a picture with you? He's like no, no, no,

474
00:24:57.599 --> 00:25:00.599
<v Speaker 2>absolutely not, no, keep moving, just gate. He's all get off,

475
00:25:00.759 --> 00:25:02.079
<v Speaker 2>He's all get off of my carpet.

476
00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:02.200
<v Speaker 5>Go.

477
00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:08.039
<v Speaker 2>It was, dude, it was so phenomenal. It was a

478
00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:10.920
<v Speaker 2>good time as a whole. We met some really really

479
00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:14.960
<v Speaker 2>cool people, and then hanging out with Edna Mode was

480
00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:16.960
<v Speaker 2>pretty fun too. She was she was a riot. We

481
00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:20.599
<v Speaker 2>uh yeah, we had a good time. I look forward

482
00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:22.279
<v Speaker 2>to going back next year. I hope that it's a

483
00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:23.720
<v Speaker 2>lot more organized next year.

484
00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:30.799
<v Speaker 3>It won't be, but I just promise. Too many people

485
00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:33.279
<v Speaker 3>are just doing too many things. And you know, like,

486
00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:35.079
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how it was for Comic Con, but

487
00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:39.200
<v Speaker 3>I read an article that was a Coachella like seventy

488
00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:42.160
<v Speaker 3>percent of tickets for Coachella were financed.

489
00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, financing fucking festival tickets.

490
00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:46.799
<v Speaker 4>That's where.

491
00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:48.960
<v Speaker 3>So that's why there's so many people is because they're

492
00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:50.079
<v Speaker 3>like fucking I'll finance it.

493
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing about it. I don't have the money

494
00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:55.200
<v Speaker 2>phenomenal finance it, dude. The tickets, the tickets for Comic

495
00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:58.359
<v Speaker 2>Con are cheap for all five days. It's like one

496
00:25:58.440 --> 00:26:01.920
<v Speaker 2>hundred and eighty five dollars, right, They're they're cheap. The

497
00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:05.079
<v Speaker 2>tickets to Comic Con are cheap. They're insanely difficult to get.

498
00:26:05.359 --> 00:26:08.000
<v Speaker 2>They're they're damn near impossible at this point unless you

499
00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:12.119
<v Speaker 2>have had them the prior year, because you get early

500
00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:14.240
<v Speaker 2>access and so it's a little easy. You get two

501
00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:17.200
<v Speaker 2>chances to get them instead of the individual one of

502
00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:22.000
<v Speaker 2>the general populist populous and uh, you know, but with

503
00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:25.480
<v Speaker 2>with the stuff that goes on outside, I'm gonna keep

504
00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:28.640
<v Speaker 2>doing it. The stuff that goes on outside, you can't

505
00:26:28.680 --> 00:26:33.240
<v Speaker 2>say words. Let's they start with and are thank god

506
00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:36.680
<v Speaker 2>he didn't go harder. It's I wouldn't do that. That's

507
00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:37.240
<v Speaker 2>fucked up.

508
00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:40.000
<v Speaker 4>Do you have we need Jake to do that.

509
00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Now? Yeah. The stuff that's outside that you can get

510
00:26:46.519 --> 00:26:50.000
<v Speaker 2>in without having a ticket is getting a little ridiculous.

511
00:26:50.119 --> 00:26:55.880
<v Speaker 2>There were lines that by nine o'clock in the morning,

512
00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:59.640
<v Speaker 2>right before stuff opened, they were already a six seven

513
00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:02.640
<v Speaker 2>hour wait, yeah you know, and and some people had

514
00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:06.640
<v Speaker 2>already been there two three hours for sure, yeah you know.

515
00:27:06.839 --> 00:27:09.519
<v Speaker 2>And so you're literally waiting in line all day long

516
00:27:09.799 --> 00:27:14.119
<v Speaker 2>to get in to something that it's real. It's fun,

517
00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:17.680
<v Speaker 2>but it's really not worth all all day It's not

518
00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:21.640
<v Speaker 2>worth waiting in in the hot sun all day long

519
00:27:21.720 --> 00:27:22.079
<v Speaker 2>to get.

520
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.920
<v Speaker 3>That's where I'm at in life now, you know. I

521
00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:25.839
<v Speaker 3>just don't like, you know, back in the day, I

522
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:29.799
<v Speaker 3>feel like busy wasn't as busy as it is now. Oh, absolutely,

523
00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:32.119
<v Speaker 3>And everything's got such a long wait, and I think

524
00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:36.160
<v Speaker 3>you know, we're all groomed that our patience levels way low, yeah,

525
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:39.519
<v Speaker 3>because we're given everything, Like we don't have commercials anymore,

526
00:27:39.799 --> 00:27:41.079
<v Speaker 3>essentially if we don't want them.

527
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh, the instant gratification is real.

528
00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:46.519
<v Speaker 3>Right, you can stream an entire season of a show

529
00:27:46.640 --> 00:27:49.960
<v Speaker 3>instead of waiting week by week for fifteen weeks.

530
00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:53.400
<v Speaker 4>Remember when YouTube used to buffer? Oh my, and you

531
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:56.039
<v Speaker 4>just have to wait like two, three, four or five

532
00:27:56.079 --> 00:27:57.079
<v Speaker 4>minutes trying to get a video.

533
00:27:57.200 --> 00:28:00.319
<v Speaker 3>There's some random zenial that just listened to us right now,

534
00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:05.240
<v Speaker 3>and they they're as they're writing their formal complaint to episode,

535
00:28:06.359 --> 00:28:08.359
<v Speaker 3>they just heard the word they just heard the word

536
00:28:08.400 --> 00:28:09.799
<v Speaker 3>buffer and they don't know what that means.

537
00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:12.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh yeah, there's a couple of different meanings. And uh,

538
00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:16.200
<v Speaker 4>it might be the porno one, it might be the

539
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:20.480
<v Speaker 4>YouTube one. We don't know, red tube YouTube buffer is

540
00:28:20.519 --> 00:28:22.960
<v Speaker 4>a different thing between those two, you know, true, look

541
00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:26.200
<v Speaker 4>them up on your subreddit x whatever you do.

542
00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:29.720
<v Speaker 2>Know. Yeah, and that that instant, that instant gratification and

543
00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:32.839
<v Speaker 2>the lack of patients, you know. I feel like for me,

544
00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:37.000
<v Speaker 2>it's made going to different types of events like concerts

545
00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:40.680
<v Speaker 2>and just even the movies in general, like basically you know,

546
00:28:40.839 --> 00:28:44.720
<v Speaker 2>any kind of movie theater. Yeah, feel feel different, you know.

547
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:47.880
<v Speaker 2>And I don't mind comic Con because comic Con. Comic

548
00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:53.079
<v Speaker 2>CON's massive and and at any turn you're running into

549
00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:58.039
<v Speaker 2>a celebrity or you're seeing something that's exciting and entertaining

550
00:28:58.200 --> 00:28:59.759
<v Speaker 2>and attention grabbing.

551
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:00.240
<v Speaker 4>Right.

552
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.119
<v Speaker 2>Sure, it's not like going to a music concert where

553
00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:07.839
<v Speaker 2>you know it's a song that you've heard a thousand

554
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:10.599
<v Speaker 2>times over. For me, it doesn't hit the same, But

555
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:12.240
<v Speaker 2>I know AJ still loves to do them.

556
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:17.599
<v Speaker 4>H I love the I'm going to you know a

557
00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 4>junkie for that energy, you know that like that's what

558
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:25.839
<v Speaker 4>recharges my battery, you know. But one thing I've noticed

559
00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:30.839
<v Speaker 4>is the phones at shows, because now every other person

560
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:33.000
<v Speaker 4>has their phone up, and you know, I'm not gonna lie.

561
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:34.720
<v Speaker 4>At some points, I like to take a picture of

562
00:29:34.759 --> 00:29:37.119
<v Speaker 4>the stage, you know, So I'm kind of no better.

563
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:40.039
<v Speaker 4>But at the same time, there are like a certain

564
00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:43.680
<v Speaker 4>there are certain boundaries you should play a song and

565
00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:46.680
<v Speaker 4>you shouldn't be just some people record the entire time,

566
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:48.839
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, you know, the people behind you can't see,

567
00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:52.039
<v Speaker 4>like how inconsiderate are you? You know, It's like I

568
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:53.839
<v Speaker 4>give you the thirty second roll, like like, give up

569
00:29:53.880 --> 00:29:56.839
<v Speaker 4>to thirty seconds and then stop recording, please, And most

570
00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:58.920
<v Speaker 4>people just sit there the whole time, and I'm like,

571
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:02.200
<v Speaker 4>the fuck, dude, Well, not only are you missing it

572
00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.759
<v Speaker 4>because you're you're looking at it through the phone, but

573
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:06.400
<v Speaker 4>you're making someone else miss it too.

574
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:08.839
<v Speaker 3>Sure, and back in our day, you were like, oh,

575
00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:10.279
<v Speaker 3>I got to record this so I could play for

576
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:12.279
<v Speaker 3>my bros On Monday and see what they missed out.

577
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:13.400
<v Speaker 2>You go to play it back.

578
00:30:16.599 --> 00:30:20.160
<v Speaker 3>Just like it's not how it's not how it sounded

579
00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:24.480
<v Speaker 3>at the show, it's where now it's fantastic, right, you know,

580
00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:28.000
<v Speaker 3>But but yeah, it's like, you know, people aren't living

581
00:30:28.119 --> 00:30:30.000
<v Speaker 3>in the moment. I actually had one that that's kind

582
00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:32.599
<v Speaker 3>of funny that you brought the phone thing. I was

583
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:36.279
<v Speaker 3>driving the other day and the in Kingman downtown Kingman

584
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:38.839
<v Speaker 3>is Locomotive Park and there's this old ass fucking train

585
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:41.640
<v Speaker 3>and the fucking amount of people that go to this

586
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:44.519
<v Speaker 3>train and take pictures. And I just had the thought of, like,

587
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:47.640
<v Speaker 3>how many of these fucking people are going to their

588
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.519
<v Speaker 3>office job the next or wherever they're working, right, and

589
00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:52.640
<v Speaker 3>they're gonna show her to go back to Europe and

590
00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:55.119
<v Speaker 3>show their families. People be like, oh, here's a picture

591
00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:57.759
<v Speaker 3>of a train in Kingman, Arizona. Yeah, do you literally

592
00:30:57.880 --> 00:31:01.000
<v Speaker 3>wasted photos to take that picture that you're never gonna

593
00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:03.319
<v Speaker 3>show it to anybody? It means nothing, you know, it's

594
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:05.720
<v Speaker 3>just like, well then they don't know the history of

595
00:31:05.799 --> 00:31:08.519
<v Speaker 3>it too, right, You're just like, oh, let's walk cross

596
00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:11.000
<v Speaker 3>street and go look at this fucking black train. You know,

597
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:12.680
<v Speaker 3>it's like hoo cool.

598
00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:13.200
<v Speaker 5>Right.

599
00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:17.039
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, But what you said earlier is movies. Yeah,

600
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:21.440
<v Speaker 3>I feel like movies will never be the same as

601
00:31:21.480 --> 00:31:24.319
<v Speaker 3>when we were kids and the excitement of going to

602
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:28.240
<v Speaker 3>the movies. It just doesn't it doesn't hit the same,

603
00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:30.640
<v Speaker 3>you know, even the most recent movies of going to

604
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.759
<v Speaker 3>see them that I have gone and seen, you know,

605
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:37.440
<v Speaker 3>they're good and whatever. It's just it doesn't feel it

606
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:42.559
<v Speaker 3>doesn't feel the same as it's so expensive. And it

607
00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:46.759
<v Speaker 3>was expensive then, you know, but you know, but now

608
00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:50.400
<v Speaker 3>it's everything's outrageous. Everything's just outrageous.

609
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Like in Kingman, Where we Are? You used to be

610
00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:55.200
<v Speaker 2>able to get a large buck a large bucket of

611
00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:59.480
<v Speaker 2>popcorn and you can go refill it. Now they don't

612
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:00.279
<v Speaker 2>let you refill it.

613
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:03.759
<v Speaker 3>That was actually all movie theaters, even in Vegas, throughout

614
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:05.440
<v Speaker 3>a large they let you refill it.

615
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:11.599
<v Speaker 2>Ye, yeah, don't even bother, don't even ask like they

616
00:32:11.720 --> 00:32:14.440
<v Speaker 2>actually get mad. Yeah, you used to be well in

617
00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:15.920
<v Speaker 2>our movie theater. You used to be able to go

618
00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:18.039
<v Speaker 2>in and you could take a fucking trash bag in

619
00:32:18.119 --> 00:32:19.640
<v Speaker 2>there and be like, hey, I would like to buy

620
00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:21.880
<v Speaker 2>a large popcorn to go, and they would fill a

621
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:24.920
<v Speaker 2>trash bag up with popcorn for you if you want it,

622
00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:27.359
<v Speaker 2>and let you put extra butter on it. They didn't

623
00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:31.480
<v Speaker 2>give a shit. Now now they won't. They wouldn't let

624
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:33.799
<v Speaker 2>you come in with your fucking hands and pour it

625
00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:34.480
<v Speaker 2>in your hands.

626
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:41.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, have you guys selfish at the water park? Have

627
00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:44.039
<v Speaker 4>you guys seen people floating around on rafts and they

628
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:46.279
<v Speaker 4>have their phone now they're just scrolling on Facebook on

629
00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:49.960
<v Speaker 4>their phone. Yeah, that blows my mind. I'm like, I

630
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:51.799
<v Speaker 4>don't ever want to take my phone into the water

631
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.759
<v Speaker 4>unless I plan on not getting a locker, you know.

632
00:32:54.960 --> 00:32:57.319
<v Speaker 4>And I just have like a little thing around my

633
00:32:57.759 --> 00:32:59.720
<v Speaker 4>neck and that's the only time. But I'm not pulling

634
00:32:59.759 --> 00:32:59.960
<v Speaker 4>it out.

635
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:02.000
<v Speaker 3>It's not even that. It's just like a lot of

636
00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:04.559
<v Speaker 3>it's the same thing as like go into a ballgame.

637
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Like I understand if you're some weird like third leg

638
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.960
<v Speaker 3>or you're something care and you don't care. But like

639
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:13.160
<v Speaker 3>people that just sit there and just fucking doom scroll constantly,

640
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.920
<v Speaker 3>Like dude, you're in like live in your moment.

641
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:19.599
<v Speaker 2>I get being I get being there because your significant

642
00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:23.359
<v Speaker 2>other wanted you there, right, and you're you're basically there

643
00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.720
<v Speaker 2>as as kind of that, like I just want to

644
00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:29.039
<v Speaker 2>spend time with them. I want to enjoy something they enjoy, right,

645
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:31.480
<v Speaker 2>And so there's going to come a time, like with

646
00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:34.160
<v Speaker 2>a baseball game where in nine fucking innings, which is

647
00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:37.319
<v Speaker 2>three hours worth of work, you're not going to enjoy

648
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:40.680
<v Speaker 2>every moment of that. So you you have your phone moments, right,

649
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:45.279
<v Speaker 2>But how how can you sit there and separate yourself

650
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:49.440
<v Speaker 2>from something that you pay both your hard earned money

651
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:53.559
<v Speaker 2>for and then now your time to be there? You

652
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:55.680
<v Speaker 2>can sit there on your phone when you're at home

653
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:58.599
<v Speaker 2>in bed or on your couch. What's the point?

654
00:33:59.359 --> 00:33:59.400
<v Speaker 5>What?

655
00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Why take yourself away from it? That's like going That's

656
00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:03.880
<v Speaker 2>like going out to nature and being pissed off because

657
00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>you can't be on your phone, right, Like, it's the

658
00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:07.920
<v Speaker 2>same fucking thing. You're out in nature for a reason.

659
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:10.079
<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to be enjoying it. Go to it is.

660
00:34:10.199 --> 00:34:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Literally like the movie Wally, Like that's fucking in Yeah,

661
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:16.880
<v Speaker 3>that's that's where were it really is. People have been

662
00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:22.559
<v Speaker 3>so trained up that they're just like addicted to the phone.

663
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:24.559
<v Speaker 3>And I mean, you know, like we we all have

664
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:26.800
<v Speaker 3>that vice, but I mean these people like I would

665
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.639
<v Speaker 3>never never go to the water park and be in

666
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:32.559
<v Speaker 3>like the lazy river like on my phone, Like no,

667
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:37.320
<v Speaker 3>let me like enjoy this water and relaxation and fun.

668
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:41.960
<v Speaker 4>Now, would you guys take it if you wanted a

669
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.960
<v Speaker 4>cruise or like all inclusive? Would you guys get the internet?

670
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:48.760
<v Speaker 4>Would you guys say fuck that and just spend a

671
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:49.360
<v Speaker 4>week without it.

672
00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:53.920
<v Speaker 3>I would say, if if you have to pay to

673
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:55.840
<v Speaker 3>get the internet on a cruise, because I've never been

674
00:34:55.880 --> 00:34:59.559
<v Speaker 3>on a cruise, right, my my, my choice would be

675
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:03.280
<v Speaker 3>that one of us would get the payment for the internet.

676
00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:05.400
<v Speaker 3>That way we can check on the kids and make

677
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:07.840
<v Speaker 3>sure everything's okay, you know, on a daily basis. But

678
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:09.639
<v Speaker 3>I don't want it for I don't want it for

679
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:13.199
<v Speaker 3>Facebook and Instagram. It's literally make sure that Nana hasn't called,

680
00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:16.480
<v Speaker 3>there's no emergencies, check on the kids, how's everything going great? Cool,

681
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:19.199
<v Speaker 3>Let's go have some more fun. Like that's what we

682
00:35:19.239 --> 00:35:21.880
<v Speaker 3>did in Jamaica. My phone stayed and her phone stayed

683
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.239
<v Speaker 3>in the safe. When we would go to the room

684
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:25.960
<v Speaker 3>to get changed or go something, we would check to

685
00:35:26.039 --> 00:35:28.960
<v Speaker 3>make sure that everything was okay, and that was it,

686
00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:29.519
<v Speaker 3>you know.

687
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:33.559
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I'm kind of a samo. I would want

688
00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:35.840
<v Speaker 2>to make sure that I had it for communication purposes,

689
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:37.920
<v Speaker 2>but other than that.

690
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:41.360
<v Speaker 4>And then you know, it is nice that the cruise

691
00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:44.760
<v Speaker 4>lines will provide a service that's like a messaging service,

692
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:47.440
<v Speaker 4>so like everyone is on a cruise together can message

693
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:49.039
<v Speaker 4>each other about where you're going to be and stuff

694
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:52.920
<v Speaker 4>and that's free. So like we did that the two

695
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.719
<v Speaker 4>times we cruised and it was great, you know, like coordinating.

696
00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:57.440
<v Speaker 4>The first year we didn't really use it, but the

697
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:00.119
<v Speaker 4>second time we did because we're recording with my my

698
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:02.280
<v Speaker 4>friend Michael, because he was there, and so we're like, hey,

699
00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:04.519
<v Speaker 4>you know, we're growing up for a little bit. We'll

700
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:06.719
<v Speaker 4>be back down for dinner at this time. All right, cool,

701
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.880
<v Speaker 4>Hey are you there? I'm there. Yeah, I'm there, all right,

702
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:12.159
<v Speaker 4>cool instead of playing like the guessing game. But other

703
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:15.679
<v Speaker 4>than that, I maybe some tunes, like if I could

704
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:17.400
<v Speaker 4>have a way to be like, hey, can you guys

705
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:20.440
<v Speaker 4>like have a nice like I don't know, classic rock

706
00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:22.800
<v Speaker 4>playlist or something just going, you know, so then I

707
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:24.639
<v Speaker 4>can just like pop an earbud in and walk around

708
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:27.320
<v Speaker 4>listening to music. Other than that, I don't want my

709
00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:31.039
<v Speaker 4>phone for anything. I'm there to get away escape Prime

710
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:34.239
<v Speaker 4>Primary where it is escape in that and I feel

711
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:35.559
<v Speaker 4>like if you just brought your phone, you'd just be

712
00:36:35.639 --> 00:36:36.239
<v Speaker 4>bringing it all with.

713
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:37.840
<v Speaker 2>You, not even making movies.

714
00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:42.639
<v Speaker 3>Shorter films MM Pixar shorts.

715
00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:44.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it depends if I got a buffer.

716
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Speaking to jokes, you guys want to have a dad

717
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:59.119
<v Speaker 2>joke off, Yeah, who's down hundred, it's gonna have to

718
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:03.519
<v Speaker 2>be yours. Which one the one that's going to enjoy

719
00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:06.039
<v Speaker 2>it more? Okay?

720
00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:10.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think that's probably your dad more than my dad.

721
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:16.360
<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, I said, we do domes dad mine's ashes.

722
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:23.039
<v Speaker 6>So it's easy, right, first dad joke.

723
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:27.119
<v Speaker 3>And if you're if you've been around a while, that's

724
00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:28.960
<v Speaker 3>not the first time I've made fun of Dome's dad

725
00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:32.880
<v Speaker 3>on a whim on accident. The last one was way worse,

726
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:38.400
<v Speaker 3>way worse facts. I think it was episode six, Die

727
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:39.719
<v Speaker 3>at twelve and right there.

728
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:40.360
<v Speaker 4>It was early.

729
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:42.519
<v Speaker 3>It was early early, I want to say it was

730
00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:46.679
<v Speaker 3>in the fifties or sixties, maybe forties. But it was

731
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:48.400
<v Speaker 3>so bad that when I did it, it was during

732
00:37:48.480 --> 00:37:50.639
<v Speaker 3>the exit joke, and I made the joke and I

733
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:52.920
<v Speaker 3>immediately apologized.

734
00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Because first time I've heard sorry.

735
00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:59.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the last enjoy it. I hope you have

736
00:37:59.400 --> 00:38:02.400
<v Speaker 3>the episode so you can just hear say sorry whenever

737
00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:02.880
<v Speaker 3>you beat it.

738
00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:04.239
<v Speaker 2>That's your ring tone.

739
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.360
<v Speaker 4>The intrusive thought escaped.

740
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:13.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, let's do this, so in on my screen

741
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:16.840
<v Speaker 2>it shows the stone to me and then you the gnome,

742
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:18.039
<v Speaker 2>So let's do it in that order.

743
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:24.840
<v Speaker 4>All right. You know, my buddy fell through a window

744
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:27.599
<v Speaker 4>and had to go to the hospital. I asked how

745
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:30.800
<v Speaker 4>he was doing. He said, good, I already went through

746
00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:31.159
<v Speaker 4>the pain.

747
00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Soft clap. What do you call a happy cowboy? A

748
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:43.360
<v Speaker 2>jolly rancher.

749
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:46.480
<v Speaker 4>That was broke back?

750
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:51.280
<v Speaker 3>How does the World War two vet cook?

751
00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:55.559
<v Speaker 2>Rammin wave?

752
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:57.400
<v Speaker 3>He knew what he knew?

753
00:38:57.880 --> 00:38:58.480
<v Speaker 4>Nice snooks?

754
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, and definitely landed.

755
00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:10.079
<v Speaker 3>Stune. He forgot.

756
00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:11.920
<v Speaker 4>Hold on.

757
00:39:14.039 --> 00:39:14.599
<v Speaker 2>Alright, We're good.

758
00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:20.280
<v Speaker 4>You know it went off again. God damn. Every time

759
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, I forget to turn off for a

760
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:22.840
<v Speaker 4>coming here.

761
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:23.400
<v Speaker 2>You know.

762
00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:25.920
<v Speaker 4>I texted my wife and said, Hulk Hogan died. She

763
00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:29.719
<v Speaker 4>replied WTF and I said no, he was in the WWF.

764
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:32.719
<v Speaker 5>Like that.

765
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:38.400
<v Speaker 2>That was good, Big hul Cogan channeled this episode earlier.

766
00:39:39.039 --> 00:39:40.119
<v Speaker 5>Oh he did.

767
00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:43.079
<v Speaker 4>I was just repeated for the money.

768
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Man went to McDonald's last night, ate a kid's happy meal.

769
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:51.280
<v Speaker 2>His parents were not happy at all, solid.

770
00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:54.960
<v Speaker 3>Happy meal. My doctor gave me a week to live,

771
00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:56.760
<v Speaker 3>and I told him I wanted a second opinion, so

772
00:39:56.800 --> 00:39:58.920
<v Speaker 3>he pulled out a scalpel and to stab me. He said,

773
00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:00.559
<v Speaker 3>I was wrong. You've got forty eight hours.

774
00:40:03.639 --> 00:40:03.920
<v Speaker 4>Nice.

775
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

776
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:12.599
<v Speaker 4>Why did the phone go to jail. Why for a

777
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:13.519
<v Speaker 4>battery charge.

778
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:17.679
<v Speaker 3>M that's a good one. That's a good one.

779
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:19.199
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

780
00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:23.400
<v Speaker 2>I little known fact before the crowbar was invented, crows

781
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:24.440
<v Speaker 2>are just drinking home.

782
00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:27.559
<v Speaker 4>Mm hmm.

783
00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:29.559
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

784
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:36.440
<v Speaker 3>My mind asked me the other night to choke her

785
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:38.440
<v Speaker 3>next time we were in bed, so I grabbed your

786
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:39.920
<v Speaker 3>throat right there and said, why wait.

787
00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:51.599
<v Speaker 4>Hmmm, when my wife is sad, I let her color

788
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:54.400
<v Speaker 4>in my tattoos. It turns out she just needed a

789
00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:55.960
<v Speaker 4>shoulder to crayon. Mm.

790
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Does she eat him afterwards?

791
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:02.679
<v Speaker 4>Uh?

792
00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:06.440
<v Speaker 2>What kind of dog lives in a toilet? A poodle?

793
00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:10.280
<v Speaker 4>No, that was like a hair dog.

794
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:13.760
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of lives in your butt.

795
00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:24.079
<v Speaker 3>Why did the business owner become necrophiliac? He wanted a

796
00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:24.840
<v Speaker 3>silent partner.

797
00:41:26.559 --> 00:41:27.599
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was just horny.

798
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:33.039
<v Speaker 4>You know, I was thinking, what did the cannibal get

799
00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:37.679
<v Speaker 4>when he should up late to his birthday party? Cold shoulder?

800
00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Leftovers?

801
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:41.360
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say leftovers also.

802
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.559
<v Speaker 2>You know I don't always tell dad jokes, but when

803
00:41:46.599 --> 00:41:52.760
<v Speaker 2>I do, he usually laughs, Oh was this our last one?

804
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:53.000
<v Speaker 5>Or no?

805
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:56.760
<v Speaker 4>You are? I got one more go? Uh?

806
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:02.760
<v Speaker 3>Why did the woman drink a whole bottle of industrial

807
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:08.239
<v Speaker 3>adhesive Jesus, why did who? Why did the woman drink

808
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:12.880
<v Speaker 3>a whole bottle of industrial adhesive because she didn't side

809
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.280
<v Speaker 3>guy's close. She was feeling gluicidal.

810
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:23.639
<v Speaker 4>No horsing around on that. Huh ah ay, you know.

811
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:26.519
<v Speaker 4>The last one I got here is, uh, have you

812
00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:30.679
<v Speaker 4>ever heard the joke about the sub moderators? Sorry, let

813
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:33.599
<v Speaker 4>me prephrase that. That was setting the ship out of me?

814
00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:36.880
<v Speaker 4>Have you ever heard the joke about the subreddit moderators?

815
00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Ah?

816
00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Ship?

817
00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:42.000
<v Speaker 4>They removed the answer.

818
00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Jesus, You guys know what what Chester Bennington's favorite game

819
00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:52.199
<v Speaker 3>to play when he was a kid?

820
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:54.679
<v Speaker 4>Hangman, hangman?

821
00:42:54.760 --> 00:42:55.039
<v Speaker 2>It is.

822
00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:03.880
<v Speaker 3>A shit what's next? On the back that they're done?

823
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:11.119
<v Speaker 2>So next up is going to be a new thing

824
00:43:11.199 --> 00:43:13.280
<v Speaker 2>that we have never done before. We are going to

825
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:21.119
<v Speaker 2>ramrod through the NFL with some predictions. NFL season is

826
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:25.559
<v Speaker 2>as fast approaching, and so we're going to go through

827
00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:31.280
<v Speaker 2>each conference, each division and see who we like maybe

828
00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:36.440
<v Speaker 2>a brief why so, are you guys ready?

829
00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:38.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm certainly ready.

830
00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, We're going to do the AFC East first. We

831
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:42.159
<v Speaker 2>are just going to go in order. All I did

832
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.039
<v Speaker 2>was pull up NFL dot com and I went to

833
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:46.079
<v Speaker 2>their twenty twenty.

834
00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:48.519
<v Speaker 3>Four, every team in the division.

835
00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:54.119
<v Speaker 2>Let's just talk about the winner and maybe a surprise, right, Okay,

836
00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:56.559
<v Speaker 2>So we'll do a winner in our dark horse, okay,

837
00:43:56.760 --> 00:44:01.039
<v Speaker 2>AFC first AJ. What that means is we're gonna pick

838
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:04.159
<v Speaker 2>the team that comes in first place in the division

839
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:08.320
<v Speaker 2>and the dark horse, which is a team that is

840
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:13.519
<v Speaker 2>not believed to do well and could potentially win.

841
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:16.840
<v Speaker 3>It is not just or they're believed to do fairly well,

842
00:44:16.960 --> 00:44:21.159
<v Speaker 3>but they're definitely not gonna win or make waves, and

843
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:22.440
<v Speaker 3>they end up waking waves.

844
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:27.320
<v Speaker 7>You know, it's not just a Blacks, Okay, right, Okay,

845
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.960
<v Speaker 7>So first up, AFC East, we have the Bills who

846
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:34.039
<v Speaker 7>finished thirteen and four last year, the Dolphins who finished

847
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:37.280
<v Speaker 7>eight and nine, the Jets who finished five and twelve,

848
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:39.960
<v Speaker 7>and the Patriots who finished four and thirteen.

849
00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:44.159
<v Speaker 3>Known, I got the Bills, repeating. I think the Bills

850
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:47.920
<v Speaker 3>they've had a chip on their shoulder. I just I

851
00:44:48.039 --> 00:44:51.199
<v Speaker 3>don't see another team in that division that's going to

852
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:55.159
<v Speaker 3>hold them down to you know, like less than twelve wins,

853
00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:57.039
<v Speaker 3>and twelve wins in that division is going to take

854
00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.039
<v Speaker 3>it in my opinion, So I'm gonna go Bills win,

855
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:01.159
<v Speaker 3>But I do say dark horse New England has a

856
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:04.679
<v Speaker 3>big turnaround this year and make waves to get in

857
00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:08.800
<v Speaker 3>as a wild card potentially. Like we're talking like, was

858
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:13.239
<v Speaker 3>it ten and six season nowadays? Yeah, seventeen games, but

859
00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:16.559
<v Speaker 3>they have one by or eighteen whatever it is, seventeen

860
00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:21.360
<v Speaker 3>eighteen to seventeen, Okay, so I'm gonna go eleven and six.

861
00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:23.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go ten and seven. They're gonna flip from

862
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:26.679
<v Speaker 3>a four. Yeah, a four and twelve or whatever. They

863
00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:29.199
<v Speaker 3>were ten and seven stoned.

864
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:34.679
<v Speaker 4>Let's say you, I think for sure it's gonna be

865
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:40.880
<v Speaker 4>the Dolphins. Okay, they're gonna take it all. And I

866
00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:47.880
<v Speaker 4>think the dark horse is the Jets because I love

867
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:49.079
<v Speaker 4>you them, thank you.

868
00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:52.880
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate that I will at least have someone to

869
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:57.199
<v Speaker 2>cry along with when that does not happen. So I

870
00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:02.360
<v Speaker 2>have to agree with no. The The Bills, until proven otherwise,

871
00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:05.760
<v Speaker 2>are the best team in that division. They've lost some

872
00:46:05.920 --> 00:46:08.760
<v Speaker 2>key players, but I think that they're deep enough that

873
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:10.800
<v Speaker 2>other guys will step up, and I think their division

874
00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:14.920
<v Speaker 2>is weak enough as a whole to still allow them

875
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:18.360
<v Speaker 2>to finish a top But I do agree with the

876
00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:22.039
<v Speaker 2>Patriots as well. The Patriots have gained a lot of

877
00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:25.920
<v Speaker 2>new players who are key position players and that could

878
00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:30.599
<v Speaker 2>prove to give them a good boost up. So short answer,

879
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:35.000
<v Speaker 2>AFC North, we got the Ravens who finished twelve and five,

880
00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:38.639
<v Speaker 2>the Steelers who were ten and seven, the Bengals who

881
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:41.119
<v Speaker 2>were nine and eight, and the Browns who were three

882
00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:45.960
<v Speaker 2>and fourteen. Let's do stone at this time. What do

883
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:46.239
<v Speaker 2>you got?

884
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:54.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I got the Bengals winning the whole thing, and

885
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:56.679
<v Speaker 4>I got dark Horse the Ravens.

886
00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay's it is the opposite definition of a dark Wars.

887
00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:06.000
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't get better myself.

888
00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:11.960
<v Speaker 3>I got to say, Okay, I am, I am going

889
00:47:12.039 --> 00:47:15.000
<v Speaker 3>the Bengals. I do think that this is the division

890
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:17.960
<v Speaker 3>that can have three teams make the playoffs, if so choosing.

891
00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:22.239
<v Speaker 3>I have the Bengals just carrying off of the end

892
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:24.880
<v Speaker 3>of last year, and I think I think they're just

893
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:28.480
<v Speaker 3>so high octane and that division is so fucking tough.

894
00:47:28.599 --> 00:47:33.239
<v Speaker 3>So I think it's Bengals. I do think Baltimore will

895
00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:35.280
<v Speaker 3>also get into the playoffs, and I think they're gonna

896
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:37.559
<v Speaker 3>be separated by like a fucking game, like these two

897
00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:40.679
<v Speaker 3>teams are like the teams going into the playoffs yea.

898
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:43.519
<v Speaker 3>And then the Steelers. I think will remain exactly where

899
00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:46.119
<v Speaker 3>they were at. It's just because Mike Tomlin's good enough

900
00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:49.000
<v Speaker 3>that they're not going to have a losing record, So

901
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:51.360
<v Speaker 3>I think they'll I think they'll end up missing out

902
00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:54.039
<v Speaker 3>on the playoffs by like a game, or limping into

903
00:47:54.119 --> 00:47:58.280
<v Speaker 3>the playoffs per se. But I don't see the Steelers

904
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:00.960
<v Speaker 3>being better than a ten win team. I think that's

905
00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:05.199
<v Speaker 3>their ceiling. His ten wins, Okay, just how I see it.

906
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I think the Ravens run away with this division. I

907
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:10.639
<v Speaker 2>think the Steelers are the Jets two point zero of

908
00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:13.559
<v Speaker 2>last year. Sure, and then I think the Bengals. I

909
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.000
<v Speaker 2>agree with you, the Bengals are extremely high octane. I

910
00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:20.000
<v Speaker 2>think they will improve. I think the Bengals could potentially

911
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:25.039
<v Speaker 2>squeak out if the Ravens have somewhat of a letdown.

912
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:27.159
<v Speaker 2>The Ravens had a really good season last year, even

913
00:48:27.159 --> 00:48:30.440
<v Speaker 2>though they didn't make it into the super Bowl. The

914
00:48:30.599 --> 00:48:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Ravens took a pretty big that season, took a pretty

915
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:37.119
<v Speaker 2>big toll on the Ravens as a whole, and so

916
00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:38.679
<v Speaker 2>they could they could end up having a little bit

917
00:48:38.719 --> 00:48:41.599
<v Speaker 2>of a letdown in the Bengals could essentially trade places

918
00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:44.320
<v Speaker 2>with them. I could see that happening where the Bengals

919
00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:47.360
<v Speaker 2>finished twelve and five and the Ravens actually finish like

920
00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:50.920
<v Speaker 2>ten and seven, you know, nine to eight type thing.

921
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:54.199
<v Speaker 2>It's not likely, but at again, that's the whole purpose

922
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:58.199
<v Speaker 2>of a dark horse pick. All right, AFC South, we

923
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:01.920
<v Speaker 2>got the Texans ten and seven, the Colts eight and nine,

924
00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:06.199
<v Speaker 2>the Jaguars four and thirteen, and the Titans three and fourteen.

925
00:49:06.920 --> 00:49:11.079
<v Speaker 2>I will go first. I again, I think the Texans

926
00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:15.159
<v Speaker 2>are kind of like the Bills in this situation. You

927
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:18.039
<v Speaker 2>got to pick them until they prove that someone is better.

928
00:49:19.960 --> 00:49:22.280
<v Speaker 2>My dark horse in this one is actually the Titans.

929
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:26.559
<v Speaker 2>I think that the Titans have found something in cam Ward.

930
00:49:26.719 --> 00:49:30.199
<v Speaker 2>I the more I wanted to not like this kid,

931
00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:31.920
<v Speaker 2>but the more I watch him, and the more I

932
00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:35.880
<v Speaker 2>see him, the more I think I was wrong. But

933
00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:42.000
<v Speaker 2>the Titans have a good team developing, and that division

934
00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:44.800
<v Speaker 2>is so weak that it's not going to be hard

935
00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:47.920
<v Speaker 2>to beat the Colts or the Jaguars. And it's not

936
00:49:48.079 --> 00:49:51.400
<v Speaker 2>unlikely that the Tennessee Titans falter at any given week.

937
00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:54.400
<v Speaker 2>On any given week, so I think this is one

938
00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:57.199
<v Speaker 2>of those divisions that could easily end up being you know,

939
00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:00.559
<v Speaker 2>fucking eight to nine across the board just because it

940
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:01.559
<v Speaker 2>just sucks.

941
00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:03.679
<v Speaker 3>So I agree with that.

942
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:05.719
<v Speaker 2>That's my pick. No one what he got.

943
00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:09.280
<v Speaker 3>I am actually gonna follow that up to a T.

944
00:50:09.519 --> 00:50:13.000
<v Speaker 3>I think until proven otherwise, it's it's Houston. I think

945
00:50:13.039 --> 00:50:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Houston's a really good fucking team. I think it was

946
00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:18.840
<v Speaker 3>just a little bit of a sophomore slump for for

947
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:21.559
<v Speaker 3>what's his nuts, c J. Stroud. And then also, if

948
00:50:21.559 --> 00:50:23.920
<v Speaker 3>you look at it, he was the most pressured quarterback

949
00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:29.639
<v Speaker 3>in the NFL by a lot, by a fucking country mile. Yeah,

950
00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:33.280
<v Speaker 3>so if you take away you know that immense amount

951
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.400
<v Speaker 3>of pressure. I think, I actually think that Houston can

952
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:38.719
<v Speaker 3>be a thirteen win team. I think they're a scary

953
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:42.800
<v Speaker 3>team if they're healthy. I think Tennessee can easily jump

954
00:50:42.880 --> 00:50:45.079
<v Speaker 3>to a ten win team. I think Camwood is real

955
00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:48.360
<v Speaker 3>deal until I'm proven otherwise. I'm kind of along those

956
00:50:48.360 --> 00:50:50.880
<v Speaker 3>same lines. I hate the U. You know, I'm not

957
00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:52.800
<v Speaker 3>as big of a hater of the U like I

958
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:54.880
<v Speaker 3>would have been when I was much more into college.

959
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:58.199
<v Speaker 3>But they did route the Gators this year, and they

960
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.280
<v Speaker 3>all threw up the fucking U sign and in front

961
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:02.280
<v Speaker 3>of the whole chomping thing. So I actually hope Cambon

962
00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:07.119
<v Speaker 3>dies on the field honestly, but in reality, I think

963
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I think the Titans. But that's what you need in

964
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:12.280
<v Speaker 3>this league. So I think the Titans can can come

965
00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:14.960
<v Speaker 3>out a ten win team. And that just to replay

966
00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:19.199
<v Speaker 3>back to my AFC North pick. The AFC as a whole,

967
00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:21.960
<v Speaker 3>because of extending how many playoff teams make, it is

968
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:25.800
<v Speaker 3>much weaker than the NFC. And so I think you

969
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:28.000
<v Speaker 3>can get those three teams in the a FC North

970
00:51:28.119 --> 00:51:30.400
<v Speaker 3>because you're gonna have You're gonna have a bunch of

971
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:32.280
<v Speaker 3>teams in the AFC to end up in that eight

972
00:51:32.400 --> 00:51:35.159
<v Speaker 3>win range. So ten wins is getting you in the

973
00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:39.440
<v Speaker 3>playoffs in the AFC this year. From hands down, Stone.

974
00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:44.159
<v Speaker 4>With you, I have the Tennessee Titans taking it all

975
00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:47.079
<v Speaker 4>and the Jaguars.

976
00:51:46.920 --> 00:51:51.400
<v Speaker 2>That those aren't bad picks. They are not bad picks.

977
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:54.679
<v Speaker 2>After that division, I think the only bad pick. I

978
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:56.239
<v Speaker 2>think the only bad pick. And this is this is

979
00:51:56.280 --> 00:51:58.159
<v Speaker 2>funny that I'm gonna say that is actually the Colts

980
00:51:58.320 --> 00:51:59.880
<v Speaker 2>because the last couple of seasons I've been like the

981
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:02.400
<v Speaker 2>culture my dark horse trust Anthony Richards.

982
00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:06.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not even fucking it when I promise me that

983
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:09.360
<v Speaker 3>he is one hundred percent all year long. They still

984
00:52:09.400 --> 00:52:11.119
<v Speaker 3>are probably only a ten win team.

985
00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I would trust him to stay healthy with fucking

986
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:16.239
<v Speaker 2>walking to the grocery store.

987
00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:18.719
<v Speaker 3>Any agree? Agree? The man?

988
00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:21.559
<v Speaker 2>If he is healthy is you it must see TV?

989
00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:25.119
<v Speaker 3>Ohow, his stat line is gonna be something like nine

990
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:28.199
<v Speaker 3>for twenty four but two hundred and fifty yards three scores,

991
00:52:28.239 --> 00:52:32.840
<v Speaker 3>all three touchdowns are sixty yard bombs. Yeah, but yeah, yeah,

992
00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:34.559
<v Speaker 3>you can't pick fucking Indianapolis.

993
00:52:34.800 --> 00:52:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right. Next up and last in the AFC

994
00:52:38.679 --> 00:52:41.960
<v Speaker 2>is AFC West. You got the Chiefs at fifteen and two.

995
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:45.599
<v Speaker 2>You got the Chargers at eleven and six, the Broncos

996
00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:49.079
<v Speaker 2>at ten and seven, and the Raiders at four and thirteen.

997
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Aj what do you got?

998
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:54.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Ten and seven is how I hold the steering

999
00:52:54.400 --> 00:53:00.920
<v Speaker 4>bellow and driving. But definitely the I got the Chargers

1000
00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:03.840
<v Speaker 4>winning it, and I got the Raiders as the dark horse.

1001
00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.239
<v Speaker 2>All right, well, Noam's dead, so I'll go ahead and

1002
00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:13.760
<v Speaker 2>go the Broncos. I have the Broncos winning this division.

1003
00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I think the Chiefs have a major slide. I think

1004
00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:19.360
<v Speaker 2>age and everything is going to catch up to them.

1005
00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:23.159
<v Speaker 2>I think scheme schematic, I think people are going to start. Yeah,

1006
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:25.800
<v Speaker 2>and then the reps not being on their side. I

1007
00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:28.679
<v Speaker 2>think everything, everything as a whole, there's just going to

1008
00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:31.159
<v Speaker 2>catch up to the Chiefs. I really do. And I

1009
00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:32.719
<v Speaker 2>think the Chiefs don't.

1010
00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:35.679
<v Speaker 3>Were the worst fifteen team win team in the history

1011
00:53:35.719 --> 00:53:37.480
<v Speaker 3>of the NFL. I s they had no business winning

1012
00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:41.119
<v Speaker 3>fifteen fucking games, correct. And there's a couple of stats

1013
00:53:41.159 --> 00:53:42.800
<v Speaker 3>out there that that.

1014
00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Coincide with teams who won X amount of games by

1015
00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:52.079
<v Speaker 2>more less than one score or one score or less,

1016
00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:57.480
<v Speaker 2>and the Chiefs fit that bill. There were some seven

1017
00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:00.559
<v Speaker 2>games that could have been decided in the in the

1018
00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:03.360
<v Speaker 2>last three minutes of the game, three to five minutes

1019
00:54:03.400 --> 00:54:08.360
<v Speaker 2>of the game. That's that's absurd there. The numbers four

1020
00:54:08.440 --> 00:54:11.480
<v Speaker 2>and against are highly skewed, and I just I think

1021
00:54:11.519 --> 00:54:14.239
<v Speaker 2>that reality catches up to them this year. They also

1022
00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:16.880
<v Speaker 2>have that problem with coming off of a losing Super

1023
00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Bowl that didn't catch them the last time. I think

1024
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:24.880
<v Speaker 2>he catches them this time. And then my dark horse

1025
00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:27.639
<v Speaker 2>is it's kind of not really a dark horse, but

1026
00:54:27.760 --> 00:54:30.440
<v Speaker 2>the Chargers. I mean, the Chargers finished second and everybody

1027
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:31.599
<v Speaker 2>expects them to be up there.

1028
00:54:32.159 --> 00:54:35.320
<v Speaker 3>Nobody did second last year. Yeah, they haven't done what

1029
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:39.559
<v Speaker 3>they They've been justin Herbert is far too good to

1030
00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:43.440
<v Speaker 3>just seemingly like for the Chargers to drop off the faces.

1031
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Correct, And I think I actually think them losing Nase

1032
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:50.199
<v Speaker 2>Harris helped them because I think the guy, the young

1033
00:54:50.280 --> 00:54:54.360
<v Speaker 2>kid that's stepping up in his place is Jamiir Gibbs

1034
00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:57.199
<v Speaker 2>type runner and I think that I think he's going

1035
00:54:57.280 --> 00:54:59.719
<v Speaker 2>to be a sleeper for anybody who likes fantasy football.

1036
00:54:59.719 --> 00:55:02.599
<v Speaker 2>I think you try and get this kid uh in later,

1037
00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:06.480
<v Speaker 2>later rounds of your draft. But yeah, the Chargers I

1038
00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:09.239
<v Speaker 2>think are my kind of my dark horse, and the

1039
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:12.599
<v Speaker 2>Raiders just don't have enough and they're they're dysfunctional. They

1040
00:55:12.679 --> 00:55:14.719
<v Speaker 2>need a couple more years. I think they have the

1041
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>right mentality, but they need a couple more years before

1042
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:20.440
<v Speaker 2>they even sniff the playoffs. And they're in a tough division.

1043
00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:23.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean because again, even though the Chiefs, I do

1044
00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:25.480
<v Speaker 2>think the chief slide, the Chiefs are still going to

1045
00:55:25.519 --> 00:55:28.400
<v Speaker 2>be the Chiefs, right Like Andy Reid is still going

1046
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.679
<v Speaker 2>to be Andy Reid. Patrick Mahomes is still going to

1047
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:35.519
<v Speaker 2>be Patrick Mahomes. So they're not going to fall far

1048
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:38.480
<v Speaker 2>enough for the Raiders to make any moves. What say you?

1049
00:55:39.880 --> 00:55:44.159
<v Speaker 3>I have the Broncos winning this division. I do think

1050
00:55:44.599 --> 00:55:48.079
<v Speaker 3>that the Broncos are for real. I think they will

1051
00:55:48.119 --> 00:55:54.159
<v Speaker 3>turn around and it'll be a sophomore leap for bow Nicks.

1052
00:55:54.280 --> 00:55:57.079
<v Speaker 3>I think bow Nicks is real deal in this league.

1053
00:55:57.639 --> 00:55:59.840
<v Speaker 3>I do think a setback. I agree with the Chiefs.

1054
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:01.599
<v Speaker 3>Still think the Chiefs make the playoffs. I still think

1055
00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:03.920
<v Speaker 3>they set back to like ten or eleven wins, which

1056
00:56:03.960 --> 00:56:08.719
<v Speaker 3>is highly possible, which is super highly possible. Dark Horse

1057
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:11.440
<v Speaker 3>I would I would say the Chargers, like it wouldn't

1058
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:15.599
<v Speaker 3>surprise me of somehow the Chargers and the Chiefs tied

1059
00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:18.960
<v Speaker 3>records and the Chargers limp into the playoffs. You know,

1060
00:56:19.199 --> 00:56:22.599
<v Speaker 3>I could see something like that. But I think I

1061
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:26.280
<v Speaker 3>do think the Broncos make the leap and they become

1062
00:56:26.360 --> 00:56:29.960
<v Speaker 3>the men of the division. I still think as much

1063
00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:33.440
<v Speaker 3>as I can't stand him, and you know, everybody's mb

1064
00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:36.840
<v Speaker 3>of success, but I don't like Patrick Mahomes, but I

1065
00:56:36.920 --> 00:56:39.719
<v Speaker 3>still think that he has barn On like the the

1066
00:56:40.360 --> 00:56:43.159
<v Speaker 3>best quarterback in the NFL right now, despite what other

1067
00:56:43.719 --> 00:56:46.920
<v Speaker 3>pieces on his team are there. The dude's talent's tremendous,

1068
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:50.559
<v Speaker 3>but fuck him at the same time. Okay, so Travis

1069
00:56:50.639 --> 00:56:53.639
<v Speaker 3>Kelsey's cameo and happy god More too is hilarious fucking great.

1070
00:56:55.159 --> 00:56:59.519
<v Speaker 2>Our next, our favorite division, NFC East. I think we

1071
00:56:59.559 --> 00:57:02.639
<v Speaker 2>can all agre Cowboys suck, Eagles win and let's move

1072
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:05.239
<v Speaker 2>on NFC North. You got lyon?

1073
00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:06.480
<v Speaker 3>Can we go back to the NFC East?

1074
00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fine. Eagles finished at fourteen and three, Commanders

1075
00:57:10.039 --> 00:57:13.320
<v Speaker 2>finished at twelve and five, Cowboys finished at seven and ten.

1076
00:57:13.880 --> 00:57:15.880
<v Speaker 2>The Giants finished at three and fourteen.

1077
00:57:16.280 --> 00:57:20.280
<v Speaker 3>Knowing what he got, I think, I think this is

1078
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:22.199
<v Speaker 3>a division that can have three teams coming out for

1079
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:26.360
<v Speaker 3>the playoffs. I think I think Washington is going to

1080
00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:29.360
<v Speaker 3>have a setback from last year, not a big setback,

1081
00:57:29.480 --> 00:57:33.719
<v Speaker 3>but they blew expectations out the roof last year and

1082
00:57:33.840 --> 00:57:35.719
<v Speaker 3>it's just going to be hard to follow. And that's

1083
00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:39.800
<v Speaker 3>a tough division. Also saying tough division, I do think

1084
00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:43.159
<v Speaker 3>that I don't think Philly is going to repeat as

1085
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:45.559
<v Speaker 3>the division champ. I still think that they're they're going

1086
00:57:45.639 --> 00:57:47.760
<v Speaker 3>to be on the Super Bowl high and so I

1087
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:49.559
<v Speaker 3>think they could start out a little bit slow, but

1088
00:57:49.840 --> 00:57:54.000
<v Speaker 3>I think they'll be okay most of the season, but

1089
00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:55.599
<v Speaker 3>I think they're going to fall back to like eleven

1090
00:57:55.679 --> 00:57:58.519
<v Speaker 3>win team. My dark horse is the Cowboys. They're not

1091
00:57:58.559 --> 00:58:01.079
<v Speaker 3>being talked about. They do have talent, and I think

1092
00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:03.960
<v Speaker 3>that that's a team that if their defense just got

1093
00:58:04.039 --> 00:58:07.599
<v Speaker 3>decimated with injuries, they turn it around, and that they

1094
00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:11.840
<v Speaker 3>could be a sneaky twelve win team this year. I

1095
00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:16.000
<v Speaker 3>agree with all of that, so I'm gonna put that

1096
00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:18.199
<v Speaker 3>on record. I hope they're not, but I'll put that

1097
00:58:18.239 --> 00:58:23.440
<v Speaker 3>on record now that that's what I believe. Stoned, what

1098
00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:23.840
<v Speaker 3>do you got?

1099
00:58:25.239 --> 00:58:29.559
<v Speaker 4>I definitely got the Giants winning at all, and I

1100
00:58:29.639 --> 00:58:32.400
<v Speaker 4>got the Cowboys as a dark horse, solid.

1101
00:58:33.840 --> 00:58:35.400
<v Speaker 3>Solid did you say the Giants?

1102
00:58:36.280 --> 00:58:36.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1103
00:58:36.760 --> 00:58:39.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay, the little Giants.

1104
00:58:39.400 --> 00:58:41.840
<v Speaker 2>If the Giants win that division, I'll shave my nuts

1105
00:58:41.840 --> 00:58:48.280
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast. NFC North Lions fifteen and two, Vikings fourteen,

1106
00:58:48.360 --> 00:58:52.480
<v Speaker 2>and the three Packers eleven and six, Bears five and twelve.

1107
00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:59.519
<v Speaker 2>This could arguably be the toughest division between four teams,

1108
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:02.679
<v Speaker 2>could end up being the closest division between four teams.

1109
00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:07.559
<v Speaker 2>It could also end up being a route. Stoned, what

1110
00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:07.920
<v Speaker 2>he got?

1111
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:12.239
<v Speaker 4>I got Packers taking it and the Lions being the

1112
00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:12.920
<v Speaker 4>dark horse.

1113
00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:18.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, from the frontrunner to dark horse, yeah I have.

1114
00:59:18.840 --> 00:59:22.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to lean on the one sided ass whooping

1115
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:25.800
<v Speaker 3>that you said at the end Packers are the lead

1116
00:59:25.880 --> 00:59:28.400
<v Speaker 3>in this division. I think Detroit can make the playoffs,

1117
00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:31.519
<v Speaker 3>but they surpassed expectations. I just I don't know if

1118
00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:34.079
<v Speaker 3>I believe. I love the Jared Goff story and they

1119
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:36.840
<v Speaker 3>have tremendous talent, I just don't know if they can

1120
00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:40.920
<v Speaker 3>repeat that. And green Bay has this steady success talent,

1121
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:46.480
<v Speaker 3>and I think Minnesota falls off cliff. I won't say

1122
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:48.679
<v Speaker 3>that Chicago is a dark horse because I have zero

1123
00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:51.559
<v Speaker 3>faith in Caleb Williams, but I do think they can

1124
00:59:51.639 --> 00:59:52.800
<v Speaker 3>get to eight or nine wins.

1125
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:57.079
<v Speaker 2>I think this division ends up looking me exactly the same.

1126
00:59:57.239 --> 01:00:00.599
<v Speaker 2>I think the Lions win. I think the with the

1127
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:04.239
<v Speaker 2>one exception, I think the Bears finish fourteen and three

1128
01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:06.440
<v Speaker 2>and the Vikings finished five and twelve.

1129
01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:10.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry say that again. Yeah, yeah, I'll shave my

1130
01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:13.440
<v Speaker 3>nuts on the fucking podcast if the Bears win fourteen

1131
01:00:13.559 --> 01:00:15.639
<v Speaker 3>fucking games and don't win the division.

1132
01:00:18.039 --> 01:00:20.599
<v Speaker 2>If I will, I will say this, if the Lions

1133
01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:22.400
<v Speaker 2>don't win the division, the Packers win the division. I

1134
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:26.480
<v Speaker 2>think I kind of agree. I think the Packers make

1135
01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:29.559
<v Speaker 2>a huge improvement from last year, and I think the

1136
01:00:29.639 --> 01:00:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Lions would not shock me if they received recessed a

1137
01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:34.880
<v Speaker 2>little bit and had a little bit of a letdown.

1138
01:00:34.960 --> 01:00:39.199
<v Speaker 2>But I think ultimately what I've leaned towards more is

1139
01:00:39.320 --> 01:00:43.679
<v Speaker 2>that it goes Lions, Bears, Packers, Vikings. So we'll see

1140
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:50.000
<v Speaker 2>and then I see South, the division you love to

1141
01:00:50.119 --> 01:00:54.559
<v Speaker 2>hate the AFC, south of the NFC. Yeah, yeah, you

1142
01:00:54.679 --> 01:00:58.039
<v Speaker 2>got the Buccaneers at ten and seven, the Falcons Spider

1143
01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:02.280
<v Speaker 2>Man Game eight and nine, the Panthers at five and twelve,

1144
01:01:02.519 --> 01:01:03.880
<v Speaker 2>and the Saints at five and twelve.

1145
01:01:03.960 --> 01:01:06.239
<v Speaker 3>Let's just cut the bullshit right now. The Panthers are

1146
01:01:06.280 --> 01:01:09.480
<v Speaker 3>not making the fucking super Bowl, despite what bullshit videos

1147
01:01:09.559 --> 01:01:12.840
<v Speaker 3>everybody's fucking seen. They're playing in San Francisco for the

1148
01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Super Bowl. They have Jacksonville Week one. It's a first

1149
01:01:15.960 --> 01:01:20.119
<v Speaker 3>year head coach, Lottie fucking Dah. I would trust Tua

1150
01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:24.119
<v Speaker 3>Tongue of Va Looa to not have a concussion all

1151
01:01:24.199 --> 01:01:28.360
<v Speaker 3>this year more than I trust Bryce Young to win

1152
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:30.800
<v Speaker 3>this division, let alone go to the super Bowl.

1153
01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:33.000
<v Speaker 2>I think this is one of the I agree with that.

1154
01:01:33.039 --> 01:01:34.519
<v Speaker 2>I think that's one of the fallacies.

1155
01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:35.119
<v Speaker 4>I don't think this.

1156
01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:38.679
<v Speaker 2>I think I think they can jump to a seven

1157
01:01:38.719 --> 01:01:40.960
<v Speaker 2>to eight win team maybe, and that's it.

1158
01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:41.960
<v Speaker 3>That's their ceiling.

1159
01:01:42.119 --> 01:01:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I just don't. I don't see it.

1160
01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:45.599
<v Speaker 4>You know, you know the Panthers.

1161
01:01:45.960 --> 01:01:49.440
<v Speaker 2>How many wins the Panthers get will depend on how

1162
01:01:49.800 --> 01:01:54.559
<v Speaker 2>well the Buccaneers do. Does that make sense to me?

1163
01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:57.800
<v Speaker 3>Atlanta's the front runner in this division. Yeah, Tampa Bay

1164
01:01:57.880 --> 01:01:59.960
<v Speaker 3>take a step back. We had the Baker fun last year,

1165
01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:02.159
<v Speaker 3>but I don't think it's long term success for Baker.

1166
01:02:02.599 --> 01:02:04.079
<v Speaker 3>It's just he is who he is.

1167
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:04.760
<v Speaker 2>I love the guy.

1168
01:02:04.920 --> 01:02:07.800
<v Speaker 3>He's a he's a fan favorite. But I think that

1169
01:02:08.519 --> 01:02:12.519
<v Speaker 3>the Falcons. I think the Falcons will step up. I

1170
01:02:12.639 --> 01:02:18.079
<v Speaker 3>think Tampa takes a step back, and then I agree.

1171
01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:21.599
<v Speaker 2>And I think the pit in everybody's stomach finally releases

1172
01:02:21.679 --> 01:02:25.239
<v Speaker 2>with the Falcons, and yeah, some of the fans get

1173
01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:27.039
<v Speaker 2>what they want. Stone, what do you think?

1174
01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:36.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who's the other one? I'm taking the Tampa, Atlanta.

1175
01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:40.320
<v Speaker 4>Falcons and Saints.

1176
01:02:41.639 --> 01:02:43.760
<v Speaker 3>I think the Saints are going to be getting the

1177
01:02:43.880 --> 01:02:46.840
<v Speaker 3>number one or number two overall pick next year draft.

1178
01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Fucking hard facts. They're right there with the Cleveland Browns.

1179
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:54.000
<v Speaker 3>The Saints I think will be lucky to win three

1180
01:02:54.159 --> 01:02:57.360
<v Speaker 3>or four games next year. I bet the under on

1181
01:02:57.480 --> 01:03:00.800
<v Speaker 3>that for sure. Whatever Vegas line is, it's gotta be

1182
01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:04.760
<v Speaker 3>low right, But yeah, I didn't. I would say Atlanta,

1183
01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:06.599
<v Speaker 3>and I don't think another team out of this division

1184
01:03:06.639 --> 01:03:07.360
<v Speaker 3>makes the playoffs.

1185
01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:12.440
<v Speaker 2>No. Last, but certainly not least. The NFC West. You

1186
01:03:12.599 --> 01:03:15.719
<v Speaker 2>have the Rams ten and seven, the Seahawks at ten

1187
01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:19.119
<v Speaker 2>and seven, the Cardinals at eight and nine, and the

1188
01:03:19.199 --> 01:03:24.199
<v Speaker 2>forty nine ers at six and eleven. AJ stoned which guy?

1189
01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:32.639
<v Speaker 4>I got the Seacawks, Sorry, that's pronounced it. The Seahawks

1190
01:03:32.719 --> 01:03:35.559
<v Speaker 4>taking it, and I have the Cardinals as the dark horse.

1191
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:41.519
<v Speaker 3>No, I like the Cardinals as the dark horse pick.

1192
01:03:41.800 --> 01:03:44.719
<v Speaker 3>I think the money the safe bet money's on LA

1193
01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:48.360
<v Speaker 3>to be the front runner in this division. I do think.

1194
01:03:48.599 --> 01:03:51.079
<v Speaker 3>I do think sam Fran had a lot of departures,

1195
01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:54.239
<v Speaker 3>but they do have a lot of talent and it's

1196
01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:56.920
<v Speaker 3>just a weird team that as a non fan, they

1197
01:03:57.000 --> 01:03:59.760
<v Speaker 3>would be my dark horse. I still think that. I

1198
01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:01.840
<v Speaker 3>think they'll elevate from last year, but they're only going

1199
01:04:01.880 --> 01:04:04.000
<v Speaker 3>to be like a ten win team. They're not back

1200
01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:07.239
<v Speaker 3>to the glory days of twelve thirteen wins. But it

1201
01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:09.320
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't surprise me if all of a sudden we're having

1202
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:11.559
<v Speaker 3>the conversation where they're sitting at ten to eleven wins,

1203
01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:15.039
<v Speaker 3>you know, and they're dominating some games. But I like

1204
01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:21.000
<v Speaker 3>Arizona as the dark horse in this division. That they

1205
01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:24.679
<v Speaker 3>can sling the ball and they are up and down

1206
01:04:24.679 --> 01:04:27.519
<v Speaker 3>the field. Terrible defense, but if their defense can reach

1207
01:04:27.840 --> 01:04:31.480
<v Speaker 3>close to top fifteen numbers, now you're talking about a

1208
01:04:31.519 --> 01:04:33.920
<v Speaker 3>team that can put up forty points a game with

1209
01:04:34.039 --> 01:04:37.199
<v Speaker 3>their offensive talent. And if their defense can hold teams

1210
01:04:37.239 --> 01:04:40.079
<v Speaker 3>to under twenty one, now you're talking about a team

1211
01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:41.679
<v Speaker 3>that all of a sudden you're like, how this fucking

1212
01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:43.639
<v Speaker 3>twelve thirteen win team come out of nowhere?

1213
01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:46.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So stats wise, the Cardinals had one of the

1214
01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:52.000
<v Speaker 2>best defenses with the worst record. Yeah, and so that

1215
01:04:52.679 --> 01:04:55.960
<v Speaker 2>is their offense that needs to hold onto the ball better,

1216
01:04:56.159 --> 01:04:59.119
<v Speaker 2>and then their defense just had a few moments where

1217
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:04.199
<v Speaker 2>they needed to stop things that it didn't. I kind

1218
01:05:04.239 --> 01:05:05.840
<v Speaker 2>of agree with everything you said. I think that the

1219
01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Cardinals are the dark horse. I think the Rams are

1220
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:12.719
<v Speaker 2>the favorite, and they're rightfully so the favorite. There's something

1221
01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:16.400
<v Speaker 2>about the forty nine ers that just isn't sitting right

1222
01:05:16.480 --> 01:05:20.320
<v Speaker 2>with me. I feel like last year they had a

1223
01:05:20.599 --> 01:05:23.760
<v Speaker 2>ton of injuries, man, and they couldn't overcome them. At

1224
01:05:23.800 --> 01:05:27.880
<v Speaker 2>their defense didn't even come close to what anybody was

1225
01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:31.199
<v Speaker 2>expecting it to be. On the field, you know, they

1226
01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:34.480
<v Speaker 2>had one of the worst points for and points against,

1227
01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:42.239
<v Speaker 2>you know, separations and Panthers out beat everybody, but they

1228
01:05:42.280 --> 01:05:44.960
<v Speaker 2>were kind of right there with every you know, with

1229
01:05:45.079 --> 01:05:48.440
<v Speaker 2>some of the worst teams in the league. Yeah, So,

1230
01:05:48.639 --> 01:05:50.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if they came back

1231
01:05:50.639 --> 01:05:55.239
<v Speaker 2>and had an improvement. But my gut just tells me

1232
01:05:55.360 --> 01:05:57.760
<v Speaker 2>that it's it's literally between the Rams and the Cardinals,

1233
01:05:57.800 --> 01:05:59.639
<v Speaker 2>and there's nothing else anybody can do about it. So

1234
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:06.800
<v Speaker 2>we'll see. And that concludes the NFL and what we think,

1235
01:06:07.440 --> 01:06:08.360
<v Speaker 2>not that it matters.

1236
01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:11.880
<v Speaker 4>Can I drop five predictions I have for you guys?

1237
01:06:12.039 --> 01:06:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Do sure?

1238
01:06:14.159 --> 01:06:14.199
<v Speaker 2>So?

1239
01:06:14.440 --> 01:06:17.199
<v Speaker 4>First and foremost, I predict Marshawn Lynch is going to

1240
01:06:17.239 --> 01:06:20.400
<v Speaker 4>come back to revive the running game and be under

1241
01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:23.320
<v Speaker 4>a new contract with Skittles with a new flavor called

1242
01:06:23.360 --> 01:06:27.679
<v Speaker 4>Beast Mode up in Them Pussies. Number four, I predict

1243
01:06:27.719 --> 01:06:29.920
<v Speaker 4>that Bill Belichick is going to get his girlfriend pregnant,

1244
01:06:29.960 --> 01:06:32.519
<v Speaker 4>but passes away before he can see his boy get

1245
01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:38.800
<v Speaker 4>absolutely destroyed by Gronkowsi's kid in peewee football. Number three,

1246
01:06:38.960 --> 01:06:41.480
<v Speaker 4>I predict Aaron Rodgers throws the ball to the dragon

1247
01:06:41.559 --> 01:06:46.440
<v Speaker 4>in the sky. Number two. I predict that Russell Wilson

1248
01:06:46.679 --> 01:06:50.320
<v Speaker 4>will suck so bad he's gonna cry out when he

1249
01:06:50.679 --> 01:06:52.960
<v Speaker 4>is he's a hawk, but he'll never done the Green

1250
01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:56.559
<v Speaker 4>and Blue again and it's gone, buddy, time to hang

1251
01:06:56.599 --> 01:06:59.920
<v Speaker 4>it up. Number one. I predict that b word is

1252
01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:02.039
<v Speaker 4>gonna drop so much weight he won't have to buy

1253
01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:07.840
<v Speaker 4>two seats at sit at a game anymore. That's my predictions.

1254
01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:10.280
<v Speaker 2>I love it.

1255
01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:11.119
<v Speaker 3>That's great.

1256
01:07:11.480 --> 01:07:13.519
<v Speaker 2>You got any bold predictions for the season?

1257
01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:14.800
<v Speaker 5>Ah?

1258
01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:18.360
<v Speaker 3>No, I wasn't prepared to talk about bold predictions. No,

1259
01:07:18.719 --> 01:07:21.440
<v Speaker 3>I maybe we can push that to next week or

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<v Speaker 3>you know, in these next coming weeks. I wouldn't I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't mind doing bold predictions actually recorded so that we

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<v Speaker 3>have facts for fact facts. You know, we can look

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<v Speaker 3>like absolute dipshits, or we can look like we pulled

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<v Speaker 3>shit out of our ass. So okay, you know me,

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<v Speaker 3>I always like, I love bold predictions. They're one of

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<v Speaker 3>my favorite segments on any NFL morning show because they're

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<v Speaker 3>so they're what they're supposed to be. Yeah, sometimes they're

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<v Speaker 3>so outlandish that you're like, no fucking way, Like for

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<v Speaker 3>anybody listening before we wrap this episode up. I love

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<v Speaker 3>Josh Allen, like I think Josh Allen is. He's the

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<v Speaker 3>better version of Baker Mayfield. Way, cool guy, super talented,

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<v Speaker 3>probably a big dick, right, guaranteed, right. But he won

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<v Speaker 3>NFL MVP last year. For anybody wondering, just look up

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<v Speaker 3>other stats by quarterbacks last year and figure out how

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck he won NFL MVP. It doesn't make sense,

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<v Speaker 3>Lamar Jackson.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a popular vote.

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<v Speaker 3>It still don't make sense. It still don't make sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when I saw that, I was like, wait, what how?

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<v Speaker 4>Who?

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<v Speaker 3>Who owed money to Vegas?

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<v Speaker 2>Last year? As a whole, the NFL looked fucking shady

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<v Speaker 2>from top to bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>But here we are.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why I think the Chiefs don't do as

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<v Speaker 2>well this year, because they.

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<v Speaker 4>Got call it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sure, take a year or two off rebound, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then come back.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be a year. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He should have hung it up two years ago because

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<v Speaker 3>even last year he looked like a shell of himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh absolutely yeah. And he's not gonna get any faster.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I could be wrong, could be wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Bold prediction. I'll give you a bold prediction. Travis Kelsey

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<v Speaker 3>goes out and the Blaze of Glory won Last year,

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<v Speaker 3>they don't win the Super Bowl, but Blaze of Glory

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<v Speaker 3>stat wise, he puts up thirteen hundred yards of fifteen touchdowns,

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<v Speaker 3>ninety receptions. Possibly pulls down offensive MBB of the Year

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<v Speaker 3>maybe yeah, Offensive Offensive Player of the Year. Yeah, or

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<v Speaker 3>he could win comeback Player of the Year. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>you know him and Kim Kardashian are going to be

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<v Speaker 3>neck and neck.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, That's right. So coming on Taylor's back, shit,

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<v Speaker 4>I think he does in the locker room.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe do you hear about the guy that fucking I

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<v Speaker 2>think his name is Wilkins for the for the Raiders.

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<v Speaker 2>He got cut because he was he was excited and

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<v Speaker 2>he kissed one of his teammates on the fucking top

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<v Speaker 2>of the head and the guy went to HR and

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<v Speaker 2>reported him. So they fucking dropped him. What they fucking

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<v Speaker 2>cut him? Yeah, I just saw that today.

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<v Speaker 3>Why the NFL you could tal with people in the nuts,

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<v Speaker 3>be called you know, no homo and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, they used to haze. They used to haze

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<v Speaker 2>people like viciously, viciously. It's there were people that committed

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<v Speaker 2>there were there were NFL players that committed suicide because

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<v Speaker 2>of the hazing that went on in locker rooms. And

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<v Speaker 2>now some dude kisses you on the top of the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking dome and out of excitement, out of passion, and

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<v Speaker 2>it offends you to the point where you have to

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<v Speaker 2>go and tattletale to Daddy instead of just saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do that again, please, Probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the long snapper. You know, somebody that's really useless.

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<v Speaker 2>On the team, Probably Max Crosby pussy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's pretty true too. Let's call it ship all right,

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<v Speaker 3>went six catch next week?

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<v Speaker 4>Peace out later.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I first tell you guys, So we were on

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<v Speaker 2>this pirate ship, right, and uh, all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 2>we hear these this lesbian with two peg legs holler

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<v Speaker 2>and at her girlfriend to scissor her timbers. But that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't even the best part because the parrot was in

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<v Speaker 2>the corner screaming, Polly wants a cocker. And that's when

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<v Speaker 2>Polly came out with a fucking strap on pegleg.

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<v Speaker 4>Just air assault. Braden Tree, asshole. Damn.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I gotta say real before before I hit

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<v Speaker 3>stopped Earlier when you were talking about the pirate ship

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<v Speaker 3>and seeing Shack, I thought they were doing some like

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<v Speaker 3>Amistad reboot

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<v Speaker 2>It