Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Peak Shade. It is Monk shot Monday.
Speaker 1: Guess what, guys, I'm back from Bravo Khan ready to
Speaker 1: talk about prisoners.
Speaker 2: I know you missed it so much. And well today's
Speaker 2: we're recording on Friday. So the new trailer for the
Speaker 2: new season of Lalou Yeah, debut today. And did you
Speaker 2: see Who's back?
Speaker 1: I did money.
Speaker 2: I was shook it when I saw that Moni goes back.
Speaker 1: She's got another prisoner boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I guess, why would you choose to do that? I mean,
Speaker 2: there's so many losers just walking around like Walmart, Pick
Speaker 2: one of them. Why do you gotta do something like
Speaker 2: why another prisoner?
Speaker 1: This is the theme of love after lock up, it's
Speaker 1: love during lock up. So you know, once you can
Speaker 1: get on love during, you can drag that out for
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: And we've seen some of them do it, Michael and
Speaker 2: Justine for example. Yeah, maybe sure I have better luck
Speaker 2: this time.
Speaker 1: Maybe she will. I mean, you know, as we're recording this,
Speaker 1: we see Keith got arrested again, and not not from
Speaker 1: two weeks ago, but again yesterday m h possession.
Speaker 2: But his wife says that he had nothing on.
Speaker 1: Him Okay, Well, how do you get arrested for possession
Speaker 1: if you've got nothing on you.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she's gonna come up with some kind of
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory. You know, this is this is boss Babe
Speaker 2: l LC, so I'm sure she can come up with something.
Speaker 1: Well, she said her charges were completely false and dropped
Speaker 1: and she wasn't arrested for anything.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I heard that. But she said they wanted
Speaker 2: her to talk about her have been and she wouldn't
Speaker 2: give up the information. That's why they arrested her. Although
Speaker 2: they did find weed in her room. She's like, they
Speaker 2: could have just given me a citation.
Speaker 1: True, because she had a personal use amount or whatever,
Speaker 1: which is not illegal. But yeah, so he's been arrested
Speaker 1: twice in the past week and a half. So he's
Speaker 1: going back fully to prison.
Speaker 2: He can go back to prison. Yeah, that did not
Speaker 2: last long at all. Those poor children. Who is little
Speaker 2: who's this son going to live with? Now?
Speaker 1: Who's the maori going to live with? Hopefully? I mean
Speaker 1: maybe her, she can push it together. I don't know.
Speaker 1: She does seem to be some way, well, she does
Speaker 1: seem to be somewhat of a decent mom.
Speaker 2: You know, she a decent mom if she keeps going
Speaker 2: to jail and marrying men in prison. True all that,
Speaker 2: And have you ever seen that older daughter that she
Speaker 2: doesn't look like a happy child.
Speaker 1: Well, she is a teenager that has an attitude, that's true.
Speaker 2: Well did you remember when she told the little one
Speaker 2: that Keith wasn't her biological father on national television?
Speaker 1: She was just reminding Gerkeisha. She was just reminding her.
Speaker 2: She could have reminded her in private. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 2: know if I want to hear about my you know
Speaker 2: that my praternity, I want to be told in private,
Speaker 2: not for the whole world to see. But that's just me.
Speaker 1: I know all of that is true. And listen, God
Speaker 1: help them. She just have those two kids that he's
Speaker 1: got four, and.
Speaker 2: That's hard, especially when you're in prison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you keep getting arrested. I don't know if
Speaker 1: she'll be like, I'm going to hold down my man,
Speaker 1: my man, you know, after he's done this dumb shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe she'll I wouldn't. Just please Lord,
Speaker 1: I'm glad she and have a baby with him.
Speaker 2: We don't know. She could be pregnant, she could be
Speaker 2: hatching right now.
Speaker 1: Catch ye Oh, Well, because I my voice is going on.
Speaker 1: I'm I have a little step of my hot tea
Speaker 1: here and see. Tell me how you've been since I've
Speaker 1: been gone Gone.
Speaker 2: Did we talk the other day? No, we didn't record
Speaker 2: something the other day. Yes we did. We recorded the
Speaker 2: first episode of Platfell. Look at her. Yeah, she's slipping.
Speaker 1: I was home for one day when we did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was like the next day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're right, you're right, and we're recording that
Speaker 1: the other one today. Yes, God, I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I want you guys to take note of
Speaker 2: how forgettable I am to her.
Speaker 1: Stop that right now. That is not it. I just
Speaker 1: I can't remember anything I've done. I mean today, Dave
Speaker 1: was talking to the dog and he goes, oh, they're
Speaker 1: going to be so excited tonight, Da da da, And
Speaker 1: I go why, he goes, because John's coming home, your son.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh, forgot, try to livergot John
Speaker 1: was coming home tonight?
Speaker 2: I don't know so bad because if you forgot John
Speaker 2: was coming home, you know, I'm chop liver.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I forgot it. Yeah, And I've sent him
Speaker 1: one thousand texts about his you know, flight and don't
Speaker 1: forget all that, So listen, I'm recording now, so he's
Speaker 1: on his own. No boy, he had an ey contest today.
Speaker 1: Everybody prayed for him. Let's talk about prisoners now. I
Speaker 1: got to tell you because we recorded two of these
Speaker 1: episodes before I left. Yes, I was very excited to
Speaker 1: get back to it. So yesterday I had to like,
Speaker 1: was like, what am I going to take my notes for?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm going to do sixty days
Speaker 1: in because I got to see what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was kind of like, I actually have to
Speaker 2: say which episode will be on because it seems like
Speaker 2: it's been forever since I had to sit down and
Speaker 2: watch the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, ooh, and I have a shout out, a ravo
Speaker 1: con shout out.
Speaker 2: That's why you do.
Speaker 1: A listener name Andrew came up to me at the
Speaker 1: Ben and Ronnie watched with Crappin's like listener meet up.
Speaker 1: I went over there with Ryan after our meetup and
Speaker 1: we'd gone to Cabramy and that's when I was like,
Speaker 1: I I gotta go home. And they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got your whole face done and you have on
Speaker 1: acute dress. I was like, you're right, somebody's gonna need
Speaker 1: to see this. So I went out for literally thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: but I did it, and I was so glad I
Speaker 1: did because listeners came up to me at that Ben
Speaker 1: and Ronnie event to tell me that they listened. And
Speaker 1: this guy, Andrew came up and was like, I just
Speaker 1: have to tell you. I'm over there with my friend
Speaker 1: whose name I didn't meet her, I don't remember, but
Speaker 1: he was like, we love the show. And he goes, especially,
Speaker 1: look much shout man days with Kisha and he said,
Speaker 1: and I you know, love Love after lock I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so you'd like to get down in the trash with us.
Speaker 1: He said yes, and he said he had never watched
Speaker 1: sixty Days in but he started watching it because of us,
Speaker 1: and he loved it.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, Andrew, how are you listening?
Speaker 1: I said, I'll be sure to give you a shout out.
Speaker 1: When I came home, I texted you and I said,
Speaker 1: don't let me forget to shout out Andrew. He was
Speaker 1: so nice and what specifically wanted to talk about this show.
Speaker 2: So ah, that's good to hear.
Speaker 1: Okay, Andrew, stick with us, because Love during Lockup is
Speaker 1: coming back. It's I believe they keep saying January, but
Speaker 1: we heard is January thirtieth, right, Yeah, so we've got
Speaker 1: time to finish the show. Let me just look at
Speaker 1: the calendar to make sure. Yeah, January thirtieth is a Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you counted it down, and it's like
Speaker 2: we get maybe a week.
Speaker 1: There's either a week of lag or a week of crossover.
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: I think it's a lag week.
Speaker 1: That's okay, we'll find something to talk about. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: find something to talk about, all right. I was a kisha.
Speaker 1: What are you watching on Bravo right now?
Speaker 2: I am watching Real Housewives of Potomac and I am
Speaker 2: watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City right now in Bravo.
Speaker 2: I think that's it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Tia was on my flight on the way home
Speaker 1: Saltlake City.
Speaker 2: No Potomac.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, that's what I meant. You said it,
Speaker 1: and then it just my brain just shorted out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tia from Potomac with the British accent.
Speaker 2: I like. I think she is a great addition to
Speaker 2: the show. Unlike Angel, who needs to pack her shit
Speaker 2: up immediately and fucking get out of Potomac, she is
Speaker 2: a buzz kill, like and a liar and a liar.
Speaker 2: You can't be a buzzkill and a liar. She's both.
Speaker 2: You got a peg those big gas floaters on her chest.
Speaker 2: You're huge, TiO, she's breastfeeding.
Speaker 1: Tia is nice. Tia is nice.
Speaker 2: I believe that is she tiny?
Speaker 1: Uh No, I wouldn't say she was tiny. I mean
Speaker 1: she was probably she was probably shorter, probably my height
Speaker 1: or shorter. And I'm five to five on a good day,
Speaker 1: so she could have been like five four. But no,
Speaker 1: she wasn't like some of the ones that you like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like like Angie k. It can't can't
Speaker 1: be five to one. I mean she's so short, so short.
Speaker 2: I always thought she was tall.
Speaker 1: No, if you watch the below decks when they have
Speaker 1: to have their shoes off, she is a full border
Speaker 1: than everybody. She is extremely short.
Speaker 2: Well, she was laying down the majority of the time.
Speaker 2: I really didn't even notice. That would have been me
Speaker 2: on a yacht throwing up the whole damn time. Not me.
Speaker 1: I can roll right with those waves. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about it anyway. Hi to Andrew. I love
Speaker 1: it when a Bravo con and a and a trash
Speaker 1: love after lock up.
Speaker 2: And they together.
Speaker 1: There aren't a lot of us. There aren't a lot
Speaker 1: of all right, sixty days. In season four, episode seven,
Speaker 1: Sexual Preference.
Speaker 2: Oh lord, I was nervous.
Speaker 1: Well, we knew what it was going to be about,
Speaker 1: because we kind of had the teaser about Andrew, and
Speaker 1: then then of course we got to get full on
Speaker 1: lesbian action with Angela, who, for some reason, some people
Speaker 1: were just calling her Angel.
Speaker 2: I think she's told them to call her Angel in
Speaker 2: prison or something. I don't know, but I noticed that too.
Speaker 2: I was like, have they always called her angel?
Speaker 1: It's Angelay? She said it, and I wrote it down
Speaker 1: rhymes with Angelais, so I wouldn't know it's Angelay.
Speaker 2: But I was like, did she? I was trying to
Speaker 2: remember if in recent other episodes if they referred to
Speaker 2: her as Angelay or Angel Yeah. I don't really and
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was.
Speaker 2: She was noticeable this episode, like too afraid to go
Speaker 2: around angel you know, like me, I'm too afraid to
Speaker 2: I don't think she's afraid of very much.
Speaker 1: True. Well, let's open with Matt, Johnny and Emmanuel in
Speaker 1: the six hundred Talking Head Matt, he says I've lost
Speaker 1: the control of the situation in here. And I came
Speaker 1: in here like Johnny did, with the proper agenda to
Speaker 1: make a difference. But Tibo is someone we have to
Speaker 1: keep an eye on because he's dangerous. You're president.
Speaker 2: Was anyone else aware that he was in charge of anything.
Speaker 1: Matthew arn I lost control of the situation, because what situation?
Speaker 1: You're not in charge?
Speaker 2: T bo is.
Speaker 1: The quicker you figure that out, the better everybody off
Speaker 1: will be okay.
Speaker 2: And you and Johnny are not on the same mission
Speaker 2: at all, because Johnny does how to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Johnny is keep your head down and get this over
Speaker 1: with because they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Be you collect the information and go on your merry waite. No,
Speaker 2: not this method actor actor over here.
Speaker 1: And so he calls Emmanuel Boucci, which we find out
Speaker 1: is his cover name, which I was like, I wish
Speaker 1: they would have told us it was calling Boci. I
Speaker 1: was like, is his last name Boucie?
Speaker 2: Like? Figure it out? Is he like?
Speaker 1: Kmebcha?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Well, okay? So he and Bochie are talking about books. Okay,
Speaker 1: the talking Eddies says Bucci's very smart, articulate, cerebral type
Speaker 1: very intellectual. He's like surprised to find somebody that he
Speaker 1: considers as smart as him. Yeah, and he says to Emmanuel,
Speaker 1: you know, man, you seem to have your shit together,
Speaker 1: like you're different, like you don't belong here. You're not
Speaker 1: very streaked, and he goes, so, I know, and you
Speaker 1: know that. I know that, you know that, I know
Speaker 1: you know, and I got your back.
Speaker 2: Okay. I feel like if I had to have anyone
Speaker 2: half my back and his foooom are gonna be way.
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be way at the caboos. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make friends with Tibo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get in with some of these bloods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if it's a lower level, lower level blood.
Speaker 2: So I'm good with that yet. But Matt, now, I
Speaker 2: don't even want to be seen talking to you. Please
Speaker 2: go away, give me fifty feet. Don't want anyone to
Speaker 2: know that we have conversed in any kind of way,
Speaker 2: and please, for the love of God, man, possibly go
Speaker 2: wash your hair like something, and Matt says.
Speaker 1: Matt says to his camera as he does in his
Speaker 1: sound he goes, he goes, bouci nice guy. Pretty obvious though,
Speaker 1: pretty obvious.
Speaker 2: So I wonder, which we'll probably have to ask Kimberly,
Speaker 2: has anyone thought that someone was in the program and
Speaker 2: approached them and said I'm in the program too, and
Speaker 2: that person really wasn't part of the program.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Later we see how Jacqueline approached it
Speaker 1: with Angela and it was that was a good way.
Speaker 1: Tom was smart, that was real smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Matt, that's just MAT's.
Speaker 1: Just approaching people, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he's gonna get beat up.
Speaker 1: So in the Talking Head, Matt says t Bow is arrogant.
Speaker 1: He's been a bully since day one. He's rowdy, and
Speaker 1: if he's losing a game, he can't take it. He
Speaker 1: likes to be seen as a winner.
Speaker 2: So I mean, now that is true. Like the mature,
Speaker 2: the immaturity level that t BO has is astonishing, Like basically,
Speaker 2: if you play any game with him, you have to
Speaker 2: let him win.
Speaker 1: And also he's so attention seeking at all times. He's
Speaker 1: another one that runs up to the camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, he loves it. Yeah, as if he's not
Speaker 2: big and loud enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's just like obviously didn't get enough attention
Speaker 1: growing up, and like probably was that when he went
Speaker 1: to school, was like the kid in class that was
Speaker 1: trying to get the teacher's attention in a negative way.
Speaker 1: You know, as long as he got attention, he didn't care.
Speaker 1: How I agree, probably got some ADHD in there. So
Speaker 1: the inmate Devin, Okay, who's this white guy with for
Speaker 1: some reason, like red with like a red streak in
Speaker 1: his hair.
Speaker 2: I don't look like a rooster or something like. Have
Speaker 2: you ever seen those fluffy chickens? Yes, like they're fluffy.
Speaker 2: That's what he looked like. He just set that fluff, fluffy,
Speaker 2: fluffy hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks a little a little cracky, a little
Speaker 1: cracky something.
Speaker 2: All the cylinders were not running with this. He just
Speaker 2: had to oh kind of look on his face.
Speaker 1: So he teases t Bow because Tebow has lost a
Speaker 1: card game, and Tibo was going off. He's yelling so
Speaker 1: many inwards, so many customers. I couldn't even keep up
Speaker 1: like normally I try to and I try to like
Speaker 1: decipher it like in this pe this c that d that.
Speaker 1: Then there was a lot so many that I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's just he was more.
Speaker 2: He was more mad at this guy than he was
Speaker 2: the guy that he lost to. Like the guy that
Speaker 2: he lost to was like, oh thank god this them
Speaker 2: mess came through talking shit that way. Tebo is not
Speaker 2: about to beat me up in the restroom because I
Speaker 2: won this game. Yeah, Like, why would he choose to
Speaker 2: pick on t Bow.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he's maybe he's new and
Speaker 1: he's stupid, or he's on Matheson looks stupid.
Speaker 2: He had a stupid look about.
Speaker 1: Him and the talking head. Emmanuel goes, Yeah, everybody's just
Speaker 1: quiet watching this go down, because you know, Tibo's just
Speaker 1: going off and gosh, it's unnecessary.
Speaker 2: He cannots the heat. Look, either you're gonna be the
Speaker 2: nerdy white guy or you're gonna have the black scent.
Speaker 2: You have to pay.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know, Like, he can't do it.
Speaker 2: He tries so hard to be what did he say, hood?
Speaker 1: He said he has a hood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes right back over to be an arkle.
Speaker 2: He just can't help it.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're so right. He just does so for
Speaker 1: no reason. Emmanuel starts chanting black lives matter, y'all lives matter,
Speaker 1: All lives matter, do your time, black lives matter, and
Speaker 1: he goes and stands up on the stairs. What's he doing?
Speaker 2: What's it to get the point in this? At the
Speaker 2: last place I would be screaming black Lives Matter is
Speaker 2: in prison.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand if he thought this is funny and
Speaker 1: this will distract Tibo from being mad at Devin.
Speaker 2: T Bow doesn't know what black Lives Matters means. There's
Speaker 2: no clue. And if he did, why would you put
Speaker 2: that back in his head to make him angry? Just
Speaker 2: thinking about the situation. It really start beating people up.
Speaker 2: It speaking white guys up. You know.
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, because he's like, oh Devin is yeah
Speaker 1: kids ass yeah, bad move. So he's Emmanuel's smiling and
Speaker 1: he goes some people are laughing. Some people are, but
Speaker 1: of course I'm like most aren't. Most look terrified.
Speaker 2: Oho. Well, the ones that are looking at him are
Speaker 2: like the ones that are standing behind Tebow are looking
Speaker 2: at him like flies on shit, like this stupid motherfucker
Speaker 2: right here. They like literally want to fight him.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're just waiting on t Bow
Speaker 2: to say something yeah or what, but yeah, they want
Speaker 2: to get He's annoying.
Speaker 1: And then he reads he says, I'm gonna now do
Speaker 1: a poetry reading and does a poet. I don't even
Speaker 1: write that down because I was like, who cares?
Speaker 2: Okay, now it's poetry slam.
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, right right, everybody, sit down, get your cocktail.
Speaker 1: It's a poetry slam.
Speaker 2: So wrong place.
Speaker 1: The talking head Matt's like Boucie. He wants to be
Speaker 1: a peacemaker, but that doesn't work in here. He's just
Speaker 1: aggravating the situation. A call to dialogue and to peace
Speaker 1: is seen as weakness.
Speaker 2: A call to dialogue before he said that everything he
Speaker 2: said was the smartest thing he's ever said. Then per usual,
Speaker 2: he had to go with fuck it all. You don't
Speaker 2: have to go one step too far and may paying
Speaker 2: That hair keeps is thinning and thinning, and I keep wondering,
Speaker 2: how is it thinny? Because it's not from the wash,
Speaker 2: So why I guess the stress of what what have
Speaker 2: I done to my son? Is weighing on his hair?
Speaker 1: I don't it's the grease that's weighing on this hair.
Speaker 1: But I I don't know, because I can't wait till
Speaker 1: we get to the end, which will be January, and
Speaker 1: then we can look up. Where are they now? Nobody
Speaker 1: tell us again? Nobody tell us they have those Where
Speaker 1: are they now? I don't know, but nobody. We're gonna
Speaker 1: figure it out. Nobody's us okay okay, and the Anniel says, yeah, tibo,
Speaker 1: he kind of laughed at my poem, and I thought
Speaker 1: the whole situation was diffused. But then some of those
Speaker 1: young people got in his ear and we see t
Speaker 1: Bow telling Devid come to the room. Come to the room,
Speaker 1: and Devin is so dumb, He's like, you guys, invite
Speaker 1: me to your room.
Speaker 2: They would have had to drag me by my toenails
Speaker 2: to go into the room with TiVo, because there's no
Speaker 2: I would be clawing my way back, so I would
Speaker 2: lose all my fingernails just from trying to clawmb my
Speaker 2: way back to safety. But this dumb ass goes right
Speaker 2: back like do you do you not sense danger?
Speaker 1: No, he was like hookah or so he be bops
Speaker 1: in there. The talking head Matt goes t bo is
Speaker 1: targeting Devin for disrespecting him in front of the pod.
Speaker 1: So Devin goes in the room like a real dummy,
Speaker 1: and the other guy surround it so nobody can go
Speaker 1: in or look. And am Manuel goes into look and
Speaker 1: everybody's yelling, don't go down there, don't know down there,
Speaker 1: and of course Emmanuel sees what's happening, and everybody's yelling,
Speaker 1: nobody better do shit, like nobody better snitch. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you see one guy standing in the door and
Speaker 1: you could hear it boom bom boom, boom boom, and
Speaker 1: you hear the one guy counting seventeen blood, eighteen blood,
Speaker 1: nineteen blood. I don't know if they have to count
Speaker 1: the second. I don't know if he could they count
Speaker 1: to sixty and this s out of Mississippi, they say
Speaker 1: blood or if he's counting the punches or what.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't get that part either. I was like,
Speaker 2: what is he?
Speaker 1: I was wondering, are they counting? Like you can hit
Speaker 1: him for sixty seconds and that's it.
Speaker 2: I just feel like they don't have rules like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean maybe. Well, they let the other
Speaker 1: two Bloods fight, and then it was known that once
Speaker 1: they started fighting, everybody was going to jump on them,
Speaker 1: like that's a rule, you know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I was glad to see they
Speaker 2: did not jump Devin me too, that it was just
Speaker 2: a one on one. Yeah. I thought that they were,
Speaker 2: but they didn't. For whatever reason they didn't, Thank God.
Speaker 1: Tucking ahead, Matt goes, this wasn't a fight. It was
Speaker 1: a beat down. And if they were on the street,
Speaker 1: Tibo would have killed him. You could guarantee that gang
Speaker 1: stuff is going down. It's not the time to interject Lucci.
Speaker 1: Which's right, gang stuff is going down. You learn right
Speaker 1: the other way. You don't even like you say nothing
Speaker 1: to no one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I found it funny that when they
Speaker 2: did come out of the cell. Yeah, I was expected
Speaker 2: for Devin to like have two swollen eyes, a bloody nose.
Speaker 2: They look like they kissed each other in there. They
Speaker 2: didn't look like there was a fight.
Speaker 1: His mouth was bloody, just a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 1: But I bet the next day he's gonna look like
Speaker 1: he's gonna be super bruised, do you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't think it probably gonna pop up right away.
Speaker 2: I mean, Tibo, for as much as they talk about
Speaker 2: how strong and dangerous he is, I would think a
Speaker 2: person wouldn't even be able to fucking walk out of
Speaker 2: the room after a fight with him. Devin bed pretty good.
Speaker 2: He's fara He used to get beat up.
Speaker 1: True, maybe he knows how to yuckm yep. So Tibo
Speaker 1: comes out and says to Emmanuel, he goes, come on,
Speaker 1: make a move, boochie, and then he goes, stay out
Speaker 1: of my business and watch your mouth.
Speaker 2: So okay, he's been warned, So warned.
Speaker 1: Matt once again goes and finds the camera that's like
Speaker 1: in the doorway where the CEOs are is like, ECHI
Speaker 1: is a target.
Speaker 2: I was shocked that he did it to that camera
Speaker 2: right there. He's the CEOs.
Speaker 1: He's done its that camera before. He's walked up and
Speaker 1: said like about Emmanuel and stuff. And he's so he's
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 2: He thinks he's the actor, the director of the producer,
Speaker 2: the boom the boom guy lighting all. He thinks he's
Speaker 2: all these things. It's like, damn, just be cool, because
Speaker 2: here's a thing. All the things that he thinks he's
Speaker 2: doing he's not making. Has not made one difference at
Speaker 2: all in one single person in prison.
Speaker 1: Nobody's been saved by Jesus or decided to denounce their
Speaker 1: gang because of him.
Speaker 2: No, the only two people that talk to him are
Speaker 2: the two other people in the program. That's what is
Speaker 2: that helping?
Speaker 1: Well, great point so we see the inmates talking and
Speaker 1: they're all saying, Bouccie is a pain. Yeah, he acts
Speaker 1: like he can just walk up on us doing business.
Speaker 1: And they're all like, we should hop in the shower
Speaker 1: and punches ouse. We're gonna get him in the shower.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if they have like if they
Speaker 1: have to do like ten people at a time do
Speaker 1: a shower, or if they're saying with the shower, if
Speaker 1: you're next, you put I don't know because I don't
Speaker 1: know what the shower situation. They haven't never shown that hart.
Speaker 2: All I know is about the shower is you don't
Speaker 2: drop the soap. That we know that. That's that's the
Speaker 2: most And I know shit goes down in a shower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I wonder if it was because the CEOs
Speaker 1: are not allowed to watch them in the shower. Like
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It is so crazy, the rules that they do have
Speaker 2: and the ones that they don't have.
Speaker 1: Right, they see a bunch of people going and standing
Speaker 1: around a door and two people going in and they
Speaker 1: know that's what's happening, and they do nothing. And they
Speaker 1: saw that those girls were having a full on drug party.
Speaker 1: So now we see Matt telling you Manuel, hey, don't
Speaker 1: talk to anybody else over there for the rest of
Speaker 1: the night. I've been listening and there and they're ready
Speaker 1: to go, and then he goes yeah at me, He
Speaker 1: goes yeah, like four guys over there ready to go,
Speaker 1: and hen I was like, I didn't know. I didn't know,
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? Wait, mat room, Matt tells Johnny.
Speaker 1: Johnny talks to Bucci and it's like, hey, don't take
Speaker 1: a shower. Are without somebody are with you? Like, don't
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the person with you is not going to
Speaker 2: be one of us. This this count us out, count
Speaker 2: somebody else.
Speaker 1: So the doctor dead. Matt says, Bucie doesn't understand gangland activities,
Speaker 1: and he rolled up on them at the most inopportune time.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to see him get hurt all
Speaker 1: of a sudden. Matt acts like he's a hardened criminal,
Speaker 1: you know, like game, he's.
Speaker 2: Playing the role of one than all of this is
Speaker 2: just something he's created in his own head. And if
Speaker 2: he says mm a fighter one more time, would how
Speaker 2: many times does he need to say it per episode?
Speaker 2: We get it, we get it, but we don't get
Speaker 2: we don't believe it, but we get it.
Speaker 1: He also said Boochie said he's a wrestler and he
Speaker 1: thinks he can take these guys on, but you know,
Speaker 1: he's never had to wrestle four on one And I'm
Speaker 1: an m M A m M A fighter, and I
Speaker 1: don't even know if I could do it.
Speaker 2: I can wrestle, arkle and win.
Speaker 1: The wrestler's got to move right.
Speaker 2: I think we could talk him to death. Oh nothing
Speaker 2: physical hasn't even happened. I think we could talk him
Speaker 2: to death. I think I'm I'm probably bigger than Emanuel is, like, boy,
Speaker 2: do you let me take off my glasses and whoop
Speaker 2: up on this boy? Real quick? Come on now, I've
Speaker 2: got sixteen blood seconds to spare.
Speaker 1: Sixteen seventy yet sixteen blood seconds? Okay. So Emmanuel calls
Speaker 1: his wife and he's like, yeah, they're they're out to
Speaker 1: get me. She's like what and he goes, He goes,
Speaker 1: I heard they're gonna jump me in the shower and
Speaker 1: she's like, are you kidding what? And I was like,
Speaker 1: why are you telling her that?
Speaker 2: And she's like, because I paid for them to do it.
Speaker 1: Stop. She didn't seem to hate him too much.
Speaker 2: She was looked happy that he was leaving.
Speaker 1: She was she could use a break. Yeah, he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I think what I'm gonna do is when I get
Speaker 1: off the phone to act like I'm real pissed, and
Speaker 1: I'm all that's going to throw them off that I'm
Speaker 1: not a quiet in word. Yeah, and she goes, oh great,
Speaker 1: because now my my nerves are like, ah, like, oh god,
Speaker 1: now I'm so worried. So talking, Toddy goes, I know
Speaker 1: I have to do something outrageous to like throw them off.
Speaker 1: My scent. I was like more outrageous than reading a
Speaker 1: poem during a gang fight, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he gets off the phone and he's like slamming
Speaker 1: the receiver because you hear some of the other guys go,
Speaker 1: hey man, we have to use that phone.
Speaker 2: He can't even do this right.
Speaker 1: He's walking around, he's muttering to himself and he's kind
Speaker 1: of like air punching the jailsale and he's not actually
Speaker 1: punching it. Again, when I heard himself.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was like, you could have done a
Speaker 2: little bit better than that.
Speaker 1: And Matt says, I can tell like he's doing this
Speaker 1: show because he's actually really scared so I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's trying to make them think he's crazy, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's.
Speaker 2: The route I would go, because him trying to make
Speaker 2: the thick he's.
Speaker 1: Hard is never gonna work, right or I think the
Speaker 1: whole I'm a man of God, that preaching to people
Speaker 1: also kind of works, you know, because I think that
Speaker 1: they're like, well, I don't want to get sent to
Speaker 1: hell because I beat up a preacher.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think they give a fuck. I
Speaker 2: bought their souls, the Bible anything like that. It is
Speaker 2: blood for life.
Speaker 1: My god, you're so funny. Okay, let's move on to Nate, Alan,
Speaker 1: and Andrew and the five hundred. All right, So Andrew
Speaker 1: and another two guys are kind of rough housing and
Speaker 1: but I mean it's not just Andrew. One guy's like
Speaker 1: two three guys. They're kind of rough housing around, and
Speaker 1: someone goes that guy with the glasses, you know he's gay.
Speaker 1: Pancho says he's afraid of gay people because of AIDS.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know, that's the only way you can
Speaker 2: get AIDS is by those gay men. That's it. That
Speaker 2: is the only way you can get the AIDS.
Speaker 1: And just Pancho think I don't know what Pancho thinks.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think he thinks that much. I think
Speaker 2: he only has like five things he thinks about, and
Speaker 2: one of them is stay away from gay men because
Speaker 2: of its okay.
Speaker 1: And he thinks if he touches me, I'm going to
Speaker 1: get it or yes.
Speaker 2: Of course it's because you can get it from a handshake, Mary.
Speaker 1: Pain, Okay, okay, okay. And he doesn't know now that
Speaker 1: there's lots of medications and it's not none.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's no case a definance. Automatically you
Speaker 2: got six months to live.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, he doesn't know, okay. So and then
Speaker 1: we see a bunch of different inmates like quick cuts,
Speaker 1: saying how awful it is to be gay. It's terrible,
Speaker 1: It makes it mad being gay. It pisses me off,
Speaker 1: makes we want to kill the person. And somebody else
Speaker 1: is if you're homosexual, this is not the place to
Speaker 1: be what men thrive well, so to say, now, remember
Speaker 1: we had Michael and oh yeah, yes, what was his
Speaker 1: partners that was on the outside, because Michael was the prisoner.
Speaker 2: Yes, Andrew, we loved Michael, we loved.
Speaker 1: Him, and but Michael was the one that kept going
Speaker 1: back to prison. He was a whore, and he was
Speaker 1: a whore and he loved to bang, and he was thriving.
Speaker 1: He didn't he didn't want to leave because he was
Speaker 1: there was dick everywhere, dick everywhere, and he's got his
Speaker 1: own room with the TV. Can turn in at night,
Speaker 1: watch his programs. He thoughts Christmas great.
Speaker 2: Some people thrive being gay in prison? Maybe not. Well,
Speaker 2: this is jail. We keep forgetting, this is truil. So
Speaker 2: when you go to prison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, different you guys. Sidebar, speaking of Bravo con you.
Speaker 1: Mia Thornton got arrested in Atlanta and you pointed out,
Speaker 1: You pointed out. They said to her, we're taking you
Speaker 1: to Fulton County jail.
Speaker 2: We're like, oh no, yeah, They're like this, we don't
Speaker 2: have a holding seal. We have to see you to
Speaker 2: Fulton County. And I was like, say what now sit
Speaker 2: or where? That's a way Fulton County. I was like,
Speaker 2: why does that sound familiar? Was like that's the place
Speaker 2: from sixty Days in you. They gonna try to take
Speaker 2: her hair.
Speaker 1: I just would to say, you know, they thought Angelae
Speaker 1: was pretty whoo whoo.
Speaker 2: You know, Mia is like five fucking thirteen.
Speaker 1: She's extremely I met her and I was literally up
Speaker 1: to her, like her rest. But I was like, help tall,
Speaker 1: I can nestle right in there.
Speaker 2: She's yeah, ooh tall and pretty long legs, big feet,
Speaker 2: big hands, man commodity.
Speaker 1: So that was crazy, Okay. So Alan says, I do
Speaker 1: worry a little bit about hearing that they think Andrew's gay.
Speaker 1: But Alan and Andrew don't know each other or in
Speaker 1: the program. No, So he's just.
Speaker 2: Because you do they do? They they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't know Nate is in it, yes, but Nate
Speaker 1: has figured out that they are.
Speaker 2: I think he's starting to think he's sure.
Speaker 1: So Alan says, I've worried a bit about it, you
Speaker 1: know about what the guys have said. So I've been
Speaker 1: observing Andrew. He's like as a police officer. I was
Speaker 1: observing him. I was like, or just with your eyeballs.
Speaker 1: You know, those cops got different kind of visions. I guess,
Speaker 1: So I guess vision he goes. I can see how
Speaker 1: the guys would think that. It's the way he carries himself,
Speaker 1: the way he walks and talks, and some of the
Speaker 1: things he says. Now as they're saying this, this voice
Speaker 1: over with Alan. They're showing Andrew like walking laps around
Speaker 1: her exercise, and I was like, yeah, he looks just
Speaker 1: like a guy walking, you know.
Speaker 2: Well he looks like a goofy as guy walks.
Speaker 1: He's goofy. But I don't think he looks like flamboyantly gay.
Speaker 2: No. I think they're taking the goofiness for softness, which
Speaker 2: therefore equals gayness. That's what I think because when they
Speaker 2: start show and I'm walking like, oh man, that is
Speaker 2: most definitely not the walk of a thug at right right,
Speaker 2: So I think that's where they're getting it from. Was
Speaker 2: his tall ass, big ass guy walking like that, he
Speaker 2: must be gay?
Speaker 1: And then he goes, Alan says, I feel like I
Speaker 1: should tell him, you know, for his safety. So then
Speaker 1: we see Timothy looking at the camera, and Timothy is
Speaker 1: his roommate who.
Speaker 2: Has helped him out so many times in so many ways,
Speaker 2: and then he does this shit and.
Speaker 1: He looks over the camera goes, did you see him?
Speaker 1: He tried to grab my butt? Of course Andrew did
Speaker 1: not do that.
Speaker 2: Now, of all the butts to grab, I'm thinking Timothy's dumb, but.
Speaker 1: Is not even the list low on the butt Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Alan tells Andrew, hey, some people in here think
Speaker 1: you might be gay. He's like, what I'm talking dad.
Speaker 1: Andrew says, in the past few years, people have wondered
Speaker 1: if I'm gay, and you're including my everybody at my
Speaker 1: family dinner table. And he goes, and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's because I had a pink phone case or
Speaker 1: because I like literature, but I was flabberg acid. I
Speaker 1: am straight, and he says, and I am a member
Speaker 1: of the Mormon Church, and one of our doctrines is
Speaker 1: no sex until marriage. So the fact that I'm a
Speaker 1: virgin doesn't contribute to me being seen as an alpha male.
Speaker 1: And if on the outside I were gay, I would
Speaker 1: be open about it, but in here it would make
Speaker 1: me a target, which would be a concern.
Speaker 2: Most definitely.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Alan is chatting with some guys. So they're
Speaker 1: sitting around and they're discussing how homosexuality is seen in
Speaker 1: the Bible, and Nate says, and Nate goes, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: He goes, no, I mean God loves the people, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't love the act that they're doing.
Speaker 2: And then we're cutting all the acts that all the
Speaker 2: people in this facility right now, because they've all committed.
Speaker 1: A crime, murder, stealing that neighbor, all the things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but we're just gonna concentrate on this one particular.
Speaker 1: Part, one particular thing. And so Nate's like Adam and Eve,
Speaker 1: not Adam and Steve. But interestingly, Andrew and Allan don't
Speaker 1: know Nate is in the program. And Nate is saying this,
Speaker 1: not you, not knowing that He's trying to like have
Speaker 1: their back or whatever. And the talking head Andrew goes,
Speaker 1: from now on, I'm gonna try to be more overtly heterosexual.
Speaker 1: O how I don't say things like overtly head a
Speaker 1: real sexual, and don't say things like I'm flabbergasted. Don't
Speaker 1: say that either, And.
Speaker 2: Don't please don't let them know you have a pink
Speaker 2: cell phone. No no, no, no no no no, oh
Speaker 2: no no no, don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Talkinghead Nate goes, yeah, I gotta, I gotta try. I
Speaker 1: try to help Andrew. I need to try to help
Speaker 1: him blend in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, is gonna help the Mormon No, Nate, Nate, Nate,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's his only hope, that is his Okay,
Speaker 2: Alan is having his back for sure, Yes, but as
Speaker 2: far as helping him fit in, he most definitely needs Nates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody loves Nate, our favorite sitcom. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: now we're going over to the iPod the South Annex
Speaker 1: with Jacqueline Stephanie Ala, and now we hear some verbal
Speaker 1: fighting going at night the black screen of dust, says
Speaker 1: Stephanie's cellmate Pool p O O l E. Pool is
Speaker 1: arguing with Jacqueline's cell mate Kia through the air vents.
Speaker 2: Okay, how fucking annoying? Would that be?
Speaker 1: So annoying? You're trying to sleep and it's just non stop.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why can't you guys not wait until tomorrow
Speaker 2: where y'all can see one another and have this argument
Speaker 2: in person?
Speaker 1: I mean, what would you do with you stuff toilet
Speaker 1: paper in your ears? Like I don't know what you are,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean they're even doing that, You're going to the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: I know, nobody values their sleep hygiene in prison. Nobody
Speaker 1: says like, God, I gotta get a solid eate. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: I mean, we take our sleep pretty goddamn seriously around here.
Speaker 1: Yeah too, and you know who else says Kimberly. Kimberly
Speaker 1: have a day with Dayline. She also likes to get
Speaker 1: her sleep too, so we're a good Yeah.
Speaker 2: She doesn't record record early.
Speaker 1: No, and it's not that's on the record.
Speaker 2: Here's a sidebar.
Speaker 1: I don't like to record early either. You're about to
Speaker 1: You're about to embarrass me and go ahead.
Speaker 2: Kimberly does not record early, right. Therefore, Mary Payne doesn't
Speaker 2: ask her to record early. But Mary Payne has zero problems.
Speaker 2: He Keisha, we record is seven thirty am.
Speaker 1: I have never ever asked you to record before nine
Speaker 1: am your time.
Speaker 2: She will go as early as she will wake up.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like, oh, we have we have choices. We
Speaker 2: can say, oh no before noon. Diva Kimberly.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll say, I'll say, what time can you record,
Speaker 1: you know, on Saturday whatever. I'm like, I know Saturday
Speaker 1: is not great for you, So you just tell me
Speaker 1: whatever time works and I'll work it out. She'll go, ye,
Speaker 1: how about noon, and I'll go, okay, noon for me,
Speaker 1: which would be nine for her.
Speaker 2: She was like, uh no, yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I like a person that likes to sleep this morning.
Speaker 1: Kate this morning, Kate Casey called me at ten thirty,
Speaker 1: and so that's seven thirty for her. She's just chatting
Speaker 1: like she's just up so early. She gets up at
Speaker 1: like five thirty or six.
Speaker 2: But she has a lot of kids, right, she does,
Speaker 2: but they don't have.
Speaker 1: To be anywhere that early. She just likes to get
Speaker 1: up that early. Crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, Black people are crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, all right, So nobody's sleeping and Stephanie is
Speaker 1: on her top bunk and Pool is yelling, you old
Speaker 1: big dick bitch.
Speaker 2: I want someone to call me a big dick bitch.
Speaker 2: I like that dick energy.
Speaker 1: I think she said big dick. She could have said
Speaker 1: a slander term for a lesbian, but I think she
Speaker 1: said big oo. She said, you old big dick bitch.
Speaker 1: And when I see you, bitch, I'm gonna open your
Speaker 1: ass up like a cann good bitch.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, I don't ever want my butthole
Speaker 2: to be opened up like that like a can good.
Speaker 1: I don't want any part of me to be opened
Speaker 1: up like that. Awful.
Speaker 2: Maybe my mouth if like someone was stuffing a whole
Speaker 2: bunch of money in it, that would be the only exception,
Speaker 2: right there, and.
Speaker 1: The Talking Had Stephanie goes, my bunk has the most
Speaker 1: drama and most of it involves Swoll. Okay, we remember
Speaker 1: Swoll Okay, Yeah, not to be confused with big Swol
Speaker 1: from the five hundred now and the six hundreds.
Speaker 2: Just remember when you think about Swoll, you think about
Speaker 2: those big ass tidy whities that she squeezes into every
Speaker 2: episode and walks around it.
Speaker 1: She is always walking around in her giant granny panties.
Speaker 2: Like those seeds are huge and they're so granny like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, show her up. So we see Pool saying
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slap one of these hoes for real, boy,
Speaker 1: and Swell says, man, we would really mollywop that horror.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be mollywopped.
Speaker 1: Mollywoped that horror. So and the Talking Had Swell says,
Speaker 1: there are some girls about to fight, but me, I
Speaker 1: stay in my own lane.
Speaker 2: Now that's a whole lie. Now that lies as big
Speaker 2: as your underwear, Swoll. Those underwear big.
Speaker 1: And I think some of the CEO's are scared to
Speaker 1: Swoll too.
Speaker 2: You think, yeah, she tells them what to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we hear Kia saying Swool says she doesn't
Speaker 1: even want to be in that room because that room
Speaker 1: is so juncified. Their room is so gross.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: So we see talking heads of just like quick clips
Speaker 1: of other inmates going swoll, she's a real bitch. She's
Speaker 1: a real pit bull bitch. And another one that says,
Speaker 1: no one wants to piss off the infamous Swoll. Okay,
Speaker 1: she is.
Speaker 2: Pretty scary, but so how do you not giggle at
Speaker 2: her with those fucking underwear on all the time? She's
Speaker 2: that would make me laugh, Yeah, numping.
Speaker 1: Around in my underwear. So the talking head Swoll says,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna play with you. If you come
Speaker 1: this close to me, you're in my space. If you
Speaker 1: bump and hit me, I'm a donkey kong you boom.
Speaker 1: I was like, does that mean like loong or like
Speaker 1: not like boom?
Speaker 2: Not No, it's long right upside the hit boone. Wow.
Speaker 1: So now we hear them. They're fighting through the events
Speaker 1: all night. It's just some are like all night all
Speaker 1: to me. At some point, somebody's gotta fall asleep. So
Speaker 1: Jacqueline says, you know, I'll be willing to help Stephanie,
Speaker 1: and then talking to Stephanie goes, my room is the
Speaker 1: drama room. It's the fighting room. I can never sleep.
Speaker 1: Everybody fights all the time.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, she liked it, she liked
Speaker 1: being with the cool girls her new sorority.
Speaker 2: Now she's sleep deprived and she's going back to old Stephanie.
Speaker 1: So she calls her boyfriend Matthew, which, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know how many times she's ever talked to him. We've
Speaker 1: never seen it.
Speaker 2: I think this is the second time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's like, all of a sudden, I'm not
Speaker 1: having a lot of fun. Yeah, she's telling him she
Speaker 1: does not feel safe in that room, and she says
Speaker 1: it's been a rough few days. And she looks over
Speaker 1: to her room and somebody is shutting the door, and
Speaker 1: she says, I know there's about to be a fight
Speaker 1: in there. Now. My understanding is they're not allowed to
Speaker 1: shut their own door. So why didn't the CEOs see
Speaker 1: that and come?
Speaker 2: Because Swoll told them not to come, I guess.
Speaker 1: So so we see two girls fighting and they're getting
Speaker 1: on the bunk and they're pulling them apart. Pool got
Speaker 1: beat up by Kia. When we see Swol running get
Speaker 1: the ceo. Yeah, that was weird because she let them
Speaker 1: fight it out and then she's gonna like I'm the
Speaker 1: hero and go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like she runs that joint.
Speaker 1: She does. So she goes and gets to see her.
Speaker 1: The two girls get taken out like a handcuffs and
Speaker 1: talking head. Stephanie is crying and she's I just don't
Speaker 1: feel safe in that room, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: be in that room anymore. Jacqueline's room is a calm
Speaker 1: and peaceful room. They do arts and crafts in there.
Speaker 1: I want to go in there.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to be the princess of thug Onya anyone.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want that. She's come to her sentiss. She's like,
Speaker 2: I want to die things pink like that seems like fun. Now,
Speaker 2: Jacqueline should have ignored the fuck out of her for
Speaker 2: the way that she's treated her.
Speaker 1: I agree, but I don't think Jacqueline is getting the
Speaker 1: clue that Stephanie has been rude to her or talking
Speaker 1: to bad about her behind her back.
Speaker 2: You know. Well we know she doesn't know that part,
Speaker 2: but she's been pretty cold towards her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So Stephanie is in there talking to Jacqueline
Speaker 1: in Jacqueline's room and we see Swol saying Stephanie, she's
Speaker 1: playing both sides, stupid bitch. I'm all turn up on Stephanie.
Speaker 1: And then she says, and you all.
Speaker 2: Too, of course, don't you do it by yourself.
Speaker 1: All she's got to do is like pull those painties
Speaker 1: over her head.
Speaker 2: Hey, even look how small Stephanie is. I know she
Speaker 2: does booty bumper anyone else.
Speaker 1: That's a vision, so black Serena to death. Since the
Speaker 1: fight the Pool and Kia, Stephanie has been spending more
Speaker 1: time in Jacqueline's cell. Her cellmate Swol has noticed. So
Speaker 1: Stephanie is selling Jacqueline. I just want to move. I
Speaker 1: want to move over here to this room, and Jacqueline goes, well,
Speaker 1: I can help you move, and just say the other
Speaker 1: ship said you could move. Like, if you get in trouble,
Speaker 1: just say the ship before us that I can move.
Speaker 1: I mean work, work could work. So Stephanie goes in
Speaker 1: to get her stuff and they're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? And she goes, I'm getting myself
Speaker 1: because I heard you saying I was playing both sides.
Speaker 1: I'm going over there. Swollo pops up like a fucking demon.
Speaker 1: She was on her bump. Yes she did, yes, And
Speaker 1: she says, that was me. I was talking to Shy
Speaker 1: and then I was talking about Shy. Now Shy is
Speaker 1: on the other front, going what huh. She goes, but
Speaker 1: you go ahead, you get your stuff and you get
Speaker 1: out of here. And the SWOL comes out and tells
Speaker 1: the CEO you better change her card. You better change
Speaker 1: her card. She's not in our room anymore. She wants
Speaker 1: to leave, and we want her to leave. So the
Speaker 1: officer comes out and goes, no, no, hey, you can't
Speaker 1: do that. You can't just change the room. You can't
Speaker 1: move yourself. And Jacqueline says she was getting bullied. And
Speaker 1: then Swoll comes running out of her room and gets
Speaker 1: all mad and was like, why'd.
Speaker 2: You say bully?
Speaker 1: Why'd you say bully? She goes, this is the kind
Speaker 1: of stuff makes me want to spit in your face.
Speaker 2: Damn, I'd rather get hit in the face and spit
Speaker 2: in the face.
Speaker 1: But did you notice the CEO goes, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: do that, all right, instead of being like, you're threatening her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't.
Speaker 2: And for some reason they cannot stomach Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: They don't like Jacqueline and they're all scared as Woll.
Speaker 2: Is it because she's white?
Speaker 1: She's white. She's annoying. I don't know, she's a saddletal.
Speaker 2: She is annoying. And I think that Stephanie probably could
Speaker 2: have gotten away with them saying, you know what, whatever,
Speaker 2: just go ahead and move your stuff, if Jacqueline had
Speaker 2: not intervened and said she's being bullied over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really do.
Speaker 2: I think that would have been like, what's what's what's
Speaker 2: going on? Okay, go ahead and move your shit whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but nope, Jacqueline had to open her mouth. She's Captain
Speaker 2: sab a Hoe.
Speaker 1: The talking head. The producer asked Swollen, what happens if
Speaker 1: somebody disrespects you? And she says, I pray for him.
Speaker 2: Praying is code word for beat the fuck out of them.
Speaker 1: Yep. She's walking around on her underwear saying that.
Speaker 2: Shit is funny to me every single time Mary Payne,
Speaker 2: I just cannot not laugh at it. It's hilarious. She's like,
Speaker 2: they cover everything.
Speaker 1: It's up to her boobs and then they all have
Speaker 1: on like sports fris but hers attaches to her underwear. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we see Swoll walking around in her underwear going I'm
Speaker 1: gonna whoop her motherfucking ass tomorrow. Bottom. God damn Line,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop her ass. Okay, I'm scared for Jacqueline,
Speaker 1: So I'm scared for both of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she wants Jaqueline a little bit more, though.
Speaker 1: You think so. I kind of felt like she wanted Stephanie.
Speaker 2: I think Jacqueline opened her mouth has made her less
Speaker 2: annoyed with Stephanie, and I think she's willing to She's
Speaker 2: probably forgotten about Stephanie a little bit. Jacqueline has called
Speaker 2: her bully in front of the CEO and just totally
Speaker 2: pissed her off.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking to Stephanie says, if I moved out,
Speaker 1: it was for a reason, and now they've moved me
Speaker 1: back into a dangerous situation.
Speaker 2: You're a danger girl.
Speaker 1: The CEO is closing the door and kind of as
Speaker 1: she's put Stephanie back that and she kind of smiles
Speaker 1: and goes, I'll check on you later.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. They're assholes.
Speaker 1: And she's yelling at Jacqueline because Jaqueline is like down
Speaker 1: low and talking through the little window, and Jacqueline she's like,
Speaker 1: you're putting her back in a dangerous situation, like they're
Speaker 1: going to get her and she's going, I heard you,
Speaker 1: I heard you. And then she goes, you'll have to
Speaker 1: see your girlfriend on the night shift, and Jacqueline goes,
Speaker 1: she's not my girlfriend. I just feel bad for her
Speaker 1: because she's little and they're picking on her. And then
Speaker 1: CEO looks at her and does like a kissy pace.
Speaker 2: I hope that was weird that after this episode, every
Speaker 2: single CEO got fired because they go to work and.
Speaker 1: They don't do shit after they've seen that drug party.
Speaker 1: I would hope they would get fired, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jacqueline she got a with all that shit.
Speaker 1: And Jacqueline is in her cell yelling to sort of
Speaker 1: at her cell mates, going, I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: if I get my ass beat. At this point, I
Speaker 1: am not a afraid of that fucking crackhead. Tell me
Speaker 1: you're gonna spit in my face? Fuck you, you fat asshole.
Speaker 2: Okay, well hold up. This is called this is when
Speaker 2: we say you're doing a little bit.
Speaker 1: Too much because they can hear you through the event
Speaker 1: and you just called her a fucking crackhead.
Speaker 2: And even if they even if they did it, here
Speaker 2: is somebody's gonna tell it.
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna tell it.
Speaker 2: You're doing way too much right now, Jacqueline, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You better, you better fake a medical emergency for the
Speaker 2: next five days and let Swoll calm down because she better.
Speaker 2: This is not good.
Speaker 1: She better leave the program. She may have to, she
Speaker 1: may have to. So then Swoll is yelling at Stephanie.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody bullying nobody? And as soon as I turned
Speaker 1: my motherfucking back, Stephanie, you were gonna let her go
Speaker 1: along with it. You should have straightened out that cracker.
Speaker 1: What the phone the fuck is wrong with that cracker?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat her ass, so help me God, she better.
Speaker 1: I hope I go to prison tonight. I've got my
Speaker 1: motherfucking sentence and I like to fight.
Speaker 2: And we always forget that it is something that can
Speaker 2: happen the very next day. Any one of them can
Speaker 2: get shipped off to actual prison. Yeah, and for Jacqueline's sake,
Speaker 2: I hope that's what happens. Otherwise she's gonna get beat
Speaker 2: up and called a cracker thirty seven more times.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know we still use the term cracker.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind it.
Speaker 2: I didn't neither. I was like, dang, I heard a
Speaker 2: white person get called a cracker in.
Speaker 1: A long time.
Speaker 2: We still do that, I do, you know? Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I guess I got to call James that tonight. You know, hey,
Speaker 2: this is still in style. Didn't even know it.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny. So Jacqueline says, well, I was trying
Speaker 1: to help, but now I got a target on me.
Speaker 2: Yes, Josh, she didn't help at all.
Speaker 1: We're going to end down with Angela, oh boy, and Gabrielle. Okay,
Speaker 1: she and Gabrielle have a close relationship relationship, she says.
Speaker 1: There they are intimate with each other, but honestly they're
Speaker 1: just friends for real. Producers like, come on now, come
Speaker 1: on now, and she goes, no, we haven't even said
Speaker 1: for girlfriends. Like it's genuine, it's real, like we are.
Speaker 1: We are just very close.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 1: So then we see them kissing in the bunk and
Speaker 1: Gabrielle is telling her that being with Angela takes all
Speaker 1: of her anxiety way anxiety way, and she's telling her, oh,
Speaker 1: had a sexy fantasy dream about you. It was like
Speaker 1: in the shower and they are all over each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, orgasms usually do take away anxiety.
Speaker 1: I would think it just releases a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the Commissary's coming and you hear someone say what
Speaker 1: happened to the hot cart, and the officer goes, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it, don't worry about the hot cart. So
Speaker 1: I guess they're not going.
Speaker 2: To be a hot cart.
Speaker 1: I think probably just like hot food.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Angelai has accidentally ordered too much kool aid, so they're like,
Speaker 1: you ordered like eighteen facts of cool aid. She smiles,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I hit the wrong button and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, and I didn't know how to
Speaker 1: go back.
Speaker 2: You hit it sixteen times too many.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is when Jacqueline's like, inmates, do not
Speaker 1: make that mistake because it's bunny, you know. So after Commissary,
Speaker 1: Jacqueline and Angela both have a medical appointment and they
Speaker 1: have to go into the medical together. In the talking head,
Speaker 1: Jacqueline says, I don't think angel is a real inmate,
Speaker 1: and I knew it from day one.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Okay, well you need to make friends with
Speaker 2: angel real quick, real quick, Yeah, real quick.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking head. Angela tells her that jacqueline came
Speaker 1: up to her and said, oh, how long have you
Speaker 1: in here for worst your story? And she said, and
Speaker 1: I told her my cover story and she said, is
Speaker 1: your attorney Peepeep? And it's the name of one of
Speaker 1: their producers, which was that.
Speaker 2: Was really smart, very smart, very smart. Yeah, and she
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, it was very smart, unlike her saying
Speaker 2: that she was gonna.
Speaker 1: Be that badass whole crackad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she needs to make friends with Angel and about
Speaker 2: forty five other bitches so they can way down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she says, but I told Angel that Stephanie
Speaker 1: is also part of their program. And then I told
Speaker 1: Stephanie that Angel's part of the program.
Speaker 2: So now they all know our numbers are increasing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so then we're gonna talk and have a Stephanie
Speaker 1: with a yet another new hair sauce. Now our hair's
Speaker 1: all curly.
Speaker 2: That's about She's had about seven different hairstyles and we're
Speaker 2: only on episode seven.
Speaker 1: It is so funny to me.
Speaker 2: It is I think because they like joined our hair
Speaker 2: because our hair.
Speaker 1: Is long, it has to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, they were just trying to figure out a way
Speaker 1: to get those extensions out so they could take them.
Speaker 2: I think I think those extensions along. You know what,
Speaker 2: if she still has those extensions, she needs to for
Speaker 2: those to swoll yes, it's like a peace treaty, like yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: So then she's got another new hairstal and she says,
Speaker 1: it makes me feel good to know angel whose name
Speaker 1: is Angelai, is part of the program. She's a stud
Speaker 1: and no one messes with her, and she's nice. This
Speaker 1: is Stephanie saying this, and Stephanie goes, I mean, I'm nice,
Speaker 1: but I'm not always nice, you know, I still just
Speaker 1: look out for myself, and I could really could care
Speaker 1: less about Jacqueline.
Speaker 2: She does, really, she hats Jacqueline just as much as
Speaker 2: the other girls do. And I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why, but she, I mean, after she tried to help you.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah, Stephanie's got some things going on up
Speaker 2: in the head. Definitely, yes she is.
Speaker 1: And then talking head Jacqueline goes, you know, I'm really
Speaker 1: learning to trust Stephanie. But I think she's a true
Speaker 1: I think she's a true friend, and so is angel
Speaker 1: and she is a truth man too. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: now we see Angelai and Gabriel in the yard, you know,
Speaker 1: flirting and playing soccer. Or whatever. I was glad to
Speaker 1: see they had some sunshine. Yeah. The talking head Angela says,
Speaker 1: I never thought I would come in here and like
Speaker 1: develop feelings for somebody. Okay, we are romantically involved. She's
Speaker 1: not my girlfriend, but god, she's really awesome, Like she's
Speaker 1: really awesome.
Speaker 2: She's smitten with her.
Speaker 1: She is. And also the minute you get out, that
Speaker 1: girl's going right back to the crack pipe.
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, I don't feel like she needs rehab.
Speaker 1: She needs a lot of rehab. She doesn't seem to
Speaker 1: be somebody that's like ready to Yeah. Then we see
Speaker 1: the CEOs and foreshadowing saying, hey, you guys have anything
Speaker 1: hanging from your beds, You're gonna get it taken and
Speaker 1: you will not get it back. So if you have
Speaker 1: anything hanging and so we know from our shows that
Speaker 1: they hang things, you know, to have like make it
Speaker 1: a little like a little private time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, and a talking head and Inmates says, a tent
Speaker 1: in jail covers the act, covers the action, the sexual action.
Speaker 1: So then we see Angelai getting in the tent and
Speaker 1: getting sexy time with Gabby, and then they have to
Speaker 1: take it down really quick and they put it right
Speaker 1: back up, and Gabby is full and moaning, and I said,
Speaker 1: oh my gods, and then don't stop eating my beep
Speaker 1: and other people are gonna hear.
Speaker 2: You, yes, and this I don't, I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've read reesear Judye's books.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's not I've not read her book.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you know that I have, of course. And
Speaker 2: it just reminds me of when she says she was
Speaker 2: in prison and one night she's like, I heard something,
Speaker 2: then something smelt like fish, and she goes and I
Speaker 2: looked over and will basically that's what was going on.
Speaker 2: So in my head, that's all I could think about
Speaker 2: during this scene. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But listen, here's the thing. You know. I don't like
Speaker 1: talking about these things, but I think this is what
Speaker 1: is on and I think they actually have to show it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But here's what's interesting. Right, we haven't seen much or
Speaker 1: no video footage of other inmates sales that aren't participants, right, No,
Speaker 1: So I wonder if they're in a room with a participant,
Speaker 1: if they if they've had everybody sign a release saying
Speaker 1: they can show them privately.
Speaker 2: Probably so, but they're.
Speaker 1: Only using the ones where the people.
Speaker 2: Are that are part of it. Yeah, because these.
Speaker 1: Are walking around in their underwear and they can't just
Speaker 1: do that. They can't. They have to. They would have
Speaker 1: to sign a release saying they're maybe they're getting ten
Speaker 1: dollars on their comments area a week or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're getting something. They're not just gonna do that
Speaker 2: shit for free. But who knows, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 2: big Swoll thinks she'll have like a career in BBW
Speaker 2: porn or something like that. That's why she.
Speaker 1: BBW toothless porn. Is it the same?
Speaker 2: It? Is it two teeth that are visiting? I want too?
Speaker 2: That couldn't really quite tell, but I think it's four.
Speaker 1: I think it's the front four.
Speaker 2: I guess four. Yeah, how dreadful.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she could fix it with a little flipper,
Speaker 1: you know, all right? Next time on Swoll tells an officer,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat up that white girl over there. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna beat her. I'm gonna beat that white girl right
Speaker 1: over there, and points to Jacqueline and.
Speaker 2: Well all her cracker.
Speaker 1: This time, the officer goes, don't do that, don't beat
Speaker 1: her up.
Speaker 2: While they're in their placing bits all the CEOs are
Speaker 2: playing bits, so who's gonna win the fight?
Speaker 1: Totally?
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 1: Alan says there's a drug problem in the prison. People
Speaker 1: are smoking pot and we see a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: up in the room and he goes, it just smells
Speaker 1: like weed and it's all coming from this room and
Speaker 1: the CEO's do nothing.
Speaker 2: Wow, Well that's I was getting in. Probably the CEOs
Speaker 2: are bringing it in.
Speaker 1: I was like, what, Yeah, you're right, you're right, because
Speaker 1: we haven't seen anybody have any of the visits where
Speaker 1: they go, but you know they try to like hand
Speaker 1: things under, you know, and all that because they're in jail,
Speaker 1: in jail, jail, not prison.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now we see Angela is smoking weed and she
Speaker 1: goes like, oh, I know I shouldn't have done it,
Speaker 1: but then I did it. And also your girlfriend's a
Speaker 1: drug idic, you asshole. And a CEO comes in and says,
Speaker 1: clear the whole room. So I don't know if they
Speaker 1: get caught or not. Oh boy, Matt says, the gang
Speaker 1: banging is so bad it is inevitable something's going to
Speaker 1: go down, and then I'm going to have to take
Speaker 1: T BOI t bow out. You're gonna take T bow out.
Speaker 1: You are keep thinking that, yeah, not gonna happen, and
Speaker 1: then if I do that, they'll be hell to pay,
Speaker 1: and then my son will be a target. I can
Speaker 1: promise you that's what's gonna happen. I can promise you.
Speaker 1: I am in an untenable situation. How can I do
Speaker 1: that to my son? This takes my breath away.
Speaker 2: This guy he's in blood in, blood out, so fucking bad,
Speaker 2: and he's not He's a hoot.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I am so sick of him.
Speaker 2: I'm oh, I know you freaking you may not hate him,
Speaker 2: but it is that level right below hate. That's how
Speaker 2: you feel about Matt.
Speaker 1: Because we're on episode seven, and we know there's fourteen
Speaker 1: regular episodes and then there's a bunch of like reunions
Speaker 1: or tell alls or whatever. I'm just like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: only at some point. Johnny's going to have to have
Speaker 1: a story. At some point.
Speaker 2: I think Johnny is doing exactly what this program is
Speaker 2: meant to do. You go in, you sit down, you
Speaker 2: take notes.
Speaker 1: And you report no attention.
Speaker 2: H yes, yes, And this is the guy who was
Speaker 2: a former not Game member, but didn't he like start
Speaker 2: a game. He started a gag he's the smartest one there.
Speaker 1: And he also I think what's interesting about him is
Speaker 1: that he speaks that language literally, not like am Manuel.
Speaker 1: He actually can say like, my gang did this da
Speaker 1: da da da, and I, you know, I was out
Speaker 1: of it, but then I did, you know, And he
Speaker 1: kind of speaks the language. Yeah, so he's more believable.
Speaker 2: But he still ain't saying much. And they don't fuck
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 1: They leave him alone.
Speaker 2: I think maybe there's a level of respect there, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, he's an og. Leave him alone and let
Speaker 2: him do his thing, Yeah, unlike some other people.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, here's the next week, guys, here's the next week.
Speaker 1: This is coming out on Monday before Thanksgiving. So if
Speaker 1: you guys hear this, Happy Thanksgiving. Hope everybody gets what
Speaker 1: they want for Thanksgiving. We are we are not Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: food eaters. We are make our own mail for Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: and we're going to be at the beach. So that's
Speaker 1: gonna be great. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: All right, sounds fun. We are Thanksgiving food eaters over here,
Speaker 2: so yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't Nobody likes it, like, why are
Speaker 1: we making this food for the four of us? And
Speaker 1: the four of us don't like it. We should make
Speaker 1: food that we like are.
Speaker 2: The only thing I go to eat is dressing.
Speaker 1: I have such a good squash dressing dress of me.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: It cannot be good if it's a squash.
Speaker 1: I don't like squash. I wouldn't just eat squash at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just in it. It's just so good for that.
Speaker 2: If your cornbread mix in there, now that's the ship
Speaker 2: right there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you do a green bean crass roll with the
Speaker 1: crunchy onions on top?
Speaker 2: No? Because we're black?
Speaker 1: Oh do black people not eat that?
Speaker 2: No, we don't.
Speaker 1: You don't. It's so good.
Speaker 2: You show it to a black house with that, you
Speaker 2: immediately are told to turn around and leave and take
Speaker 2: your greeny casserole. Now, I'm sure there's some black families
Speaker 2: that do. But traditionally no, we don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I just learned something because I just thought
Speaker 1: that was like a universal a universal thing that people
Speaker 1: ate on Thanksgiving was the green bean castle with the
Speaker 1: crunchy onions on top.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure you're gonna get some black listeners to
Speaker 2: say that's not true. But traditionally speaking, no, we usually no,
Speaker 2: I don't know of any black families that eat that.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a South Southern thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's a maybe it's like a deep South thing. Well,
Speaker 1: we're not having it either, because nobody would eat it,
Speaker 1: so I would eat it.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I do a delicious green bean thing where you get
Speaker 1: like green, like canned green beans, and you wrap them
Speaker 1: in bacon and then you pour this like hot and
Speaker 1: sour thing over it, and then and then it cooks,
Speaker 1: and so the bacon is like a little bit sweet
Speaker 1: and sour wraped around the green beans is so good.
Speaker 2: I just don't like green beans at all.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, we had green beers last night.
Speaker 2: Love, I cannot nothing you put it in, put over
Speaker 2: it nothing, Okay, we'll make me eat it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I get it. Okay. Well, jon't eyt squashy there?
Speaker 1: All right, allright, a right, all right, geez, everybody, make
Speaker 1: sure you're listening to the rest of this week's shows,
Speaker 1: and also make sure you're listening to the Labor launch
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Speaker 1: Wednesdays now we are doing a rewatch of Welcome to
Speaker 1: Platfell on the ten dollars level of Pink Shape Prime.
Speaker 1: We've done a couple of episodes now and Keisha is stunned.
Speaker 1: She's stunned at these white people. Stunned, and I think
Speaker 1: it's hilarious and it's just going to be so great
Speaker 1: going forward.
Speaker 2: They're like aliens. Yeah they are, they really are. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This week's episode is really good. It's it's the episode
Speaker 1: when if you've watched it before, Olivia takes Mariah to
Speaker 1: San Francisco, where you know the gays live. So that's
Speaker 1: all the gays, all the games, they all live in
Speaker 1: that one place.
Speaker 2: Andrew too, Andrew to.
Speaker 1: It's really good. Okay, everybody, make sure you're following us
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Speaker 2: See you next time. Bye, have your day sitting