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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JR R your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all right, hey, I don't forget. You do have

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<v Speaker 2>a chance to scoop up some breaking Benjamin and Steamed

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<v Speaker 2>tickets this morning. Everyone who votes on the jar facebook

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<v Speaker 2>page this morning, for you say it, we played eligible

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<v Speaker 2>to win those concert tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>You're voting on which a Creed song you want us

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<v Speaker 1>to play back at nine o'clock. Your choices are one,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready or torn? Just put in one vote.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody who votes is winning those tickets. Pat talked about

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<v Speaker 1>you picked at random? Right, easy, easy, easy, take you

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<v Speaker 1>about two seconds. Well, just spend the pickwheel. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a right over here the pickwheel. Pickwheel confused with a

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<v Speaker 1>hair pick?

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Corey Taylor's wife names Alicia. She's on the rampage against

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<v Speaker 2>gal named Violet Maugoba, who's in a punk band called

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<v Speaker 2>Destroy Boys.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a pretty hateful title to your band.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want some visuals on the two aforementioned ladies,

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<v Speaker 2>ja our facebook page. I have more on this there

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<v Speaker 2>for you to in jest.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting for it to freshen up. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>running a little slow right there, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Alicia claims that this Violet woman is trying to be

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<v Speaker 2>a marriage wrecker home wrecker and has gone after Corey.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh and according to Alicia, Violet and when right after Corey,

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<v Speaker 2>knowing he was married, and when he told her nothing

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<v Speaker 2>was going to happen, she replied, quote.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see about that.

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<v Speaker 2>She even supposedly put her phone number in Taylor's kids

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<v Speaker 2>iPad so she could stay close. She also told Corey

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<v Speaker 2>that Alisha was ugly and she can understand why she'd

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<v Speaker 2>ever want to be why he'd ever want to be with.

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<v Speaker 1>Her, Alicia, When I'm looking at this Facebook thing, Alisha

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<v Speaker 1>is the one with the reddish black hair, right, correct, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's way better looking than the other dog collar girl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what is that all about? With an upside down cross?

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<v Speaker 1>She's in a punk band called Destroyed Boys. Yeah, now

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<v Speaker 1>there's more to this. Alisha also claims that Violet has

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<v Speaker 1>tried to worm her way into the the uh orbits

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<v Speaker 1>of Blink one, eight, two seven, Dust and Creed in

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<v Speaker 1>a similar fashion. I guess, approaching members of those bands.

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<v Speaker 1>Take away here when you go to the JR Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>page and you're looking at it, stay away from the

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<v Speaker 1>one on the right Psycho. Now, Corey a friend of

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<v Speaker 1>the program. He's been on the show many times, probably

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<v Speaker 1>like I need this like a right, Corey's not doing

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<v Speaker 1>that and he's not going after her, You boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Hater, destroy boys man oh alha Alisha also called her

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<v Speaker 2>a garbage eater.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, that's creative Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>They kind of do their own thing in Japan and

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<v Speaker 2>very respectful society in general on all levels. And I

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<v Speaker 2>guess that even filters down to the point where if

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<v Speaker 2>you are working for a company and you're contemplating quitting, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes you can't muster up the willpower to do so

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<v Speaker 2>because you feel like shamed or something. Thus, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>idea behind business spot and need and fill it?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's not one, but two different companies now in

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<v Speaker 2>Japan that are flourishing that will quit your job for you.

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<v Speaker 3>You pay them.

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<v Speaker 2>They call your employer, tell them you're leaving. They handle

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<v Speaker 2>all the details, your last day out of return, company

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<v Speaker 2>owned equipment, and any other minutia that might be involved.

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<v Speaker 2>At Boom you cut ties, you're done.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you said this. They're very respectful, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is out of respect. You're a lussy. If you can't

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<v Speaker 1>quit your own job, if you don't want to be there,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to give them the notice. Hey, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be here.

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<v Speaker 2>I need easy for us ugly Americans to just spew

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<v Speaker 2>this out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a no brainer, man. If your job's such, tell

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<v Speaker 3>them to go pound sand.

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<v Speaker 1>Who Yeah, making less of a fast food worker, Well

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<v Speaker 1>go sell fast food. Then that's not how they roll there. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I'm not. I'm big into photography.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, a karaoke I can. I could carry my

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<v Speaker 1>own in karaoke probably.

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<v Speaker 3>But what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>How many times have you been at a karaoke bar

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<v Speaker 1>in a Japanese dude?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh crap.

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<v Speaker 1>We were at the tin roof down there. You remember

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<v Speaker 1>the guy got up and saying journey. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if those tin roof for that. I think it was.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the Mexican place. Remember he belts it out,

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<v Speaker 1>journey man. I wouldn't have taken him on. He had

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<v Speaker 1>me believing, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't stop believen. Hey, wouldn't that be kind of cool? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>If this is your gig to quit other people's jobs

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<v Speaker 3>for him.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's right. I guess I'm stereotyping that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying that they eat sushi off people's bodies. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the businessmen do. Oh wouldn't it be great if

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<v Speaker 1>this was your job? Hell yeah, I'd be brutal.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Hey, in certain name or whatever business this is Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>HR please.

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<v Speaker 3>Now hello HR. Yeah, I'm calling about Sally Wong.

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<v Speaker 2>Hr acme designs Who Sally Wong? She works in the

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<v Speaker 2>widgets department, A great widget, a handler. She is really

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<v Speaker 2>good with her fingers, really good there, Palli, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>She quits. Her last day was yesterday. When's her final paycheck?

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Sally Wong? Sally Wong does not want to leave. You're

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<v Speaker 3>a bully.

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<v Speaker 2>Sally has paid me ninety ninety nine to pass this

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<v Speaker 2>information on to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, tell Sally to return her computer widget separator.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't get it. When you get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see you, man, I could see you doing

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<v Speaker 1>this job a minute stress free.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no stress on you with this.

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<v Speaker 1>No you come up against somebody that's tough, just let

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<v Speaker 1>a rip. You're on the phone, right, Shut up, you

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<v Speaker 1>oil well man, So I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know, working for like an Exon or something. He's oil.

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<v Speaker 1>It's owned by oil people apparently, because you know the

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<v Speaker 1>Valdez spill.

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<v Speaker 3>And all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember who was it that had the tiger in the tank?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that gimmick Exxon that was the best in your

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<v Speaker 1>tank and people drove around. Did you ever have the

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<v Speaker 1>tail that they had tiger tails that you could have? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you could hang it out of your gas tank. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember my parents had one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that on the side and the truck nuts in

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<v Speaker 2>the back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I saw my neighbor bike.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my neighbor Territly bikes, and I totally forgot

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<v Speaker 1>he's a he's one of the he's an avid biker,

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<v Speaker 1>rides like hundreds of miles, and he had truck nuts

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<v Speaker 1>hanging up the back of a seat. And I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 1>it's because, hey, if you're getting this close to me,

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<v Speaker 1>be cycling.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are for you.

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<v Speaker 2>So whenever the subject of guns comes up on this show,

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<v Speaker 2>you know where we're at on this Owe them if

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<v Speaker 2>you want, don't if you don't, right, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>that that's the deal. There are countries that have very

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<v Speaker 2>very strict gun loss Australia would be one of those

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<v Speaker 2>countries over in England, right, Europe, Australia, I know, but

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<v Speaker 2>England as well. Yeah, there's many countries that have very

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<v Speaker 2>strict guns. Now, this story, particularly pertaining to Australia something else.

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<v Speaker 2>We've always said. You know, if if you decide you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna ban guns and say you can't have guns, people

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<v Speaker 2>who really want guns are already got them. B aren't

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<v Speaker 2>going to give them up and see if they don't,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll find a way to get them. This would be

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<v Speaker 2>an example of that. M h oh, Australia has a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of strict gun loss. I can't get guns. What

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<v Speaker 2>should I do? What should I do?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You rob the Firearms Museum in Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty seven handguns list all and from the museum. The

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<v Speaker 4>offenders have shined some very good planning and ability to

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<v Speaker 4>escype the scene fairly quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>They can all be made fully functional and valued at

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and thirty four thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you supposed to protect yourself against kangaroos? These

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<v Speaker 1>are things I wonder and anteaters. I think Australia is

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<v Speaker 1>big for any Aborigines. Yeah, they have a spear. All

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<v Speaker 1>we have over here is Britney spears. And I really

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<v Speaker 1>if I was there, i'd be I'd be raising some

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<v Speaker 1>cane Bob World Order will never go to Australian.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's said to be a tough sell over there. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>We're down there. Wherever they are, they're down under eighteen

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<v Speaker 3>hours away.

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<v Speaker 2>Play follow Those.

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