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Speaker 2: Are here. We are.
Speaker 1: Made it to Friday. I wanna just dig right in here.
Speaker 1: Taco sounds good to me. And you know what we're
Speaker 1: gonna dig in Tomorrow night. We're at Wojo's in Saint
Speaker 1: Cloud six to eight, gonna be out with surf side, ice,
Speaker 1: tea and vodka.
Speaker 3: Normally we do Sunday fun days.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a new thing that we're doing, just
Speaker 1: basically saying, hey, thanks for listening. Here's an s load
Speaker 1: of concert tickets. But since Sunday's Father's Day, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it Saturday night again, six to eight Wojo's and
Speaker 1: Saint Cloud, and uh, it's gonna be packed, so you know,
Speaker 1: get ready. And we have concert tickets pretty much. It
Speaker 1: says every fifteen minutes, But the amount of tickets I
Speaker 1: see for the Offspring and all these great bands, Huh,
Speaker 1: guess what I'm gonna say every twelve minutes.
Speaker 2: You are living on the edge this morning. I am.
Speaker 3: I'm Mike Aerosmith. Bro Wow.
Speaker 2: Man. Sometimes you have to just marvel at the patients
Speaker 2: that law enforcement will have with some situations they face. Obviously,
Speaker 2: if they jump and act too quickly, scrutiny is then
Speaker 2: piled on and possible you know, consequences. But this this
Speaker 2: situation Mobile, Alabama, just after midnight Wednesday night, Yeah, police
Speaker 2: receive several calls about some guy on top of a
Speaker 2: Murphy gas station with a machete. Whoa, so you got
Speaker 2: They got there and they find this thirty one year
Speaker 2: old character named Brett Kraft up there. He somehow climbed
Speaker 2: on top of the gas station building. He was wielding
Speaker 2: a machete and you know, just up there refusing to
Speaker 2: come down. Officers tried to get him to come down
Speaker 2: when it come down. So at that point they're like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna need some extra resources. They mobilize their mental
Speaker 2: health counselors who came down.
Speaker 3: Well they should.
Speaker 1: They had the canine and swat team come down because
Speaker 1: they didn't know what they were dealing with here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mental health people had no success trying to coax this
Speaker 1: guy to come down net them. They sent one officer
Speaker 1: up there to kind of test the waters. He attacked
Speaker 1: the officer, breaking his nose and uh, causing some serious
Speaker 1: bodily harm. At that point, it was just about. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, he had also thrown a bottle of
Speaker 1: his own urine at the police, So he's got mental
Speaker 1: health issues. That's never that has not has not been issued.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you're if you're throwing a bottle
Speaker 1: of urine at cops and you're punching a cop that
Speaker 1: comes up in the face, Oh, let's not forget that
Speaker 1: you're standing on a rooftop with a machete.
Speaker 2: How about the guy here the other day who attacked
Speaker 2: the dude with a machete outside the circle k then
Speaker 2: drove him to the hospital. Really can't that's machete courtesy.
Speaker 2: I guess this world's getting crazy.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like kind of like drug addicts and
Speaker 1: you know, your friend overdoses and you just drop them
Speaker 1: off at the emergency room, not in the emergency room,
Speaker 1: right on the front steps.
Speaker 2: Just roll up and drop off and you're out of here.
Speaker 1: So look, if the mental health you know that, the
Speaker 1: psychiatrist and all that said, hey, it's not a mental
Speaker 1: health thing.
Speaker 3: Shoot the guy. Did they shoot him?
Speaker 2: You know, it just says, it just says at this point,
Speaker 2: at that point, after the officer was attacked, the swat
Speaker 2: team did what they do.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's done that, took him into custody. I
Speaker 1: just cut a net at him. He can't cut his
Speaker 1: way out of that net with a.
Speaker 2: I know, I know you you're you're big on the net.
Speaker 2: The netting. How is that? Is that? Just? Is that
Speaker 2: a device that's fired out of a you know, like
Speaker 2: a price cannon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well so this one, since he's rooftop, you're doing
Speaker 1: it out of a helicopter. You're just gonna scoop him up,
Speaker 1: do a swooping school. Yeah, it's like kind of like
Speaker 1: shrimping over an oak hill. You kind of just go
Speaker 1: and and get the shrimp and then you go loop.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 1: The loop is me reaching down to scoop and swoop them.
Speaker 1: Any other sound effects the human beat box, set your
Speaker 1: back and call here. Somebody who was asking yesterday for
Speaker 1: this one of the original le og.
Speaker 3: That'd be hamster noises.
Speaker 2: Yeah, has no for this.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, bwo baby damn straight bw O. Nets they're
Speaker 1: not you can't cut them. The protesting this weekend. Peaceful
Speaker 1: protesting is totally cool. Sure, peaceful. Well, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something if you're if you're not being peaceful get
Speaker 1: out the nets. Are you going to the protest this weekend?
Speaker 1: I already started one. Did you and my pants? My
Speaker 1: hand against my winter? There's a penile protests. Listen to
Speaker 1: this insanity. I'll see you on the rooftop. Yes, we
Speaker 1: go to Boston. Thirty three year old guy there named
Speaker 1: Leonard Lomax was charged with a salt and battery causing
Speaker 1: serious bodily injury, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon
Speaker 1: which would be a brick, and malicious destruction of property
Speaker 1: exceeding twelve hundred dollars. So he gets taken into custody
Speaker 1: arrested after he and some other clown attack some dude
Speaker 1: who was in his car outside of an ice cream
Speaker 1: shop near Boston. The first dude hit the guy in
Speaker 1: the car with the rock, the other then the guy.
Speaker 1: The guy gets out and is attempted. Hey man, just
Speaker 1: you know, leave me be. This other dude, this Leonard
Speaker 1: Lomax comes and starts bashing him repeatedly with the brick.
Speaker 1: All right, wow, Now before I get to the payoff here,
Speaker 1: let me just tell you the extent of the guy's injury.
Speaker 1: The bashing with a brick was a little hardcore itself.
Speaker 1: Orbital fractures, skull fractures, brain bleed.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what we need the nets.
Speaker 2: So the guy.
Speaker 1: Is now Leonard released on his own recognisance. Why a
Speaker 1: judge doesn't happen in my world? Really started? He beat
Speaker 1: this guy with a brick within an inch of his life.
Speaker 1: What is the rationalization? Here's none, bwo. As much as
Speaker 1: it started off as just a ha ha ha to
Speaker 1: come into effect, somebody said, be on the lookout, uh,
Speaker 1: be on the lookout for a twelve gage shotgun hashtag bwo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would have just taken care of it. You got
Speaker 1: it right there in the cruiser, do you not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of different cops that we both know, and
Speaker 1: your family, my family. You just rech raight here and
Speaker 1: go hold on, I'll be right back. Machete versus and
Speaker 1: he drops like a pigeon. I had a little bit
Speaker 1: of alcas head north to stop it doing. They don't
Speaker 1: don't put that in people's heads. Whatever you're talking about
Speaker 1: orbital fractures, there's another sound effect for you.
Speaker 3: That's shotgun for guy on the roof of the machete.
Speaker 2: This adult boutique in Canada was robbed with a break
Speaker 2: in a few weeks ago and thieves got off with
Speaker 2: about made off of about eight thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 2: high end leather gear, cash, and adult accessories. All. They've
Speaker 2: now apprehended four people and charged with the break in
Speaker 2: from a few weeks ago. Although this is a great
Speaker 2: quote from the from from the law enforcement release, a
Speaker 2: lot of items geared toward female self pleasure have not
Speaker 2: been recovered. Dude, is that a headline? No, it is
Speaker 2: an I do. However, I do have two more contenders
Speaker 2: for headline of the week. I think that's five this week,
Speaker 2: So we're gonna I'll bring you one in the next
Speaker 2: Idiotology and then we'll have the last entry in the
Speaker 2: final Idiotology and then open it up and throw it
Speaker 2: in the court of the listeners to decide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we do each week, is you vote
Speaker 1: on what the head on of the week is. By
Speaker 1: the way, get ready, somebody requested the sound of a
Speaker 1: net sounds a lot like your flare gun.
Speaker 2: But what about the scoop again? What's the scoop? The
Speaker 2: like the oak Hill sweetie scoop that.
Speaker 3: Lets you scoop it up some oak Hill sweeties.
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