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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We let you tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R. But you're freaking idiot

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Here we go off on our adventure into

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<v Speaker 1>the never ending world of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have segment that will never die because the amount

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<v Speaker 3>of weirdos out there in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>And just offbeat, non traditional type news stories. I am

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<v Speaker 2>sure the Bulldog will have something to say about this

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<v Speaker 2>in the sports page next hour, but I thought maybe

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<v Speaker 2>we could discuss it a little here. First, the rumblings

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<v Speaker 2>had been there for a while about a new relationship

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<v Speaker 2>that was on the scene in South Florida. It was

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<v Speaker 2>confirmed this weekend by one Tiger Woods.

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<v Speaker 4>Ooo, so he's not with that, just plain, Jane.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at account lady. That was a very mess. And

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<v Speaker 2>then she tried to sue him, and she wanted keys

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<v Speaker 2>to the house. And remember that whole deal there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how quickly I forget And she didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Fit the mold of Tiger types.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's what I was saying, Plane, Jane, who's he?

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<v Speaker 2>He's back on the wagon with the prototype. I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>show you the picture right here. Her name is the

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<v Speaker 2>name you probably recognize, the former daughter in law of

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<v Speaker 2>our current president, Vanessa Trump.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to see the picture you're putting

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<v Speaker 3>up there. You know why, because I'm going straight to

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<v Speaker 3>the Google machine and getting all.

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<v Speaker 2>Pictures of her. Hey, baby, this is Kai Trump's mother.

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<v Speaker 2>She's the ex of Don Junior. They still, from what

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, have an amicable relationship. They broke up, broke

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<v Speaker 2>apart in twenty eighteen. But Kai, I guess you hear

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<v Speaker 2>a lot about Kai because she's the eldest granddaughter. She's

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<v Speaker 2>the gall gonna be going to the U next year.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all I know is her former husband. Uh, sorry

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<v Speaker 3>about your luck. She's got the big dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember he's got a hog on him. His legs might

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<v Speaker 3>not be what they used to be, but he's got

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<v Speaker 3>his third leg.

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<v Speaker 4>He's kicking.

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<v Speaker 2>So the word, the insider trading is he's too struck

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<v Speaker 2>up the relationship when they cross paths at the Benjamin

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<v Speaker 2>School where their kids go. I know a little something

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<v Speaker 2>about the Benjamin School.

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<v Speaker 3>Very pompous place, I take it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very good school. It's very expensive. It's in

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<v Speaker 2>North Palm Beach, and I used to love crushing them

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<v Speaker 2>in football.

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<v Speaker 4>Eh, loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine that car line. All it is is nanny's dropping

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<v Speaker 3>kids off the damn well, there ain't no way in

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<v Speaker 3>hill Tiger's pulling up in the car line.

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<v Speaker 4>You remember the days in the car line that was

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<v Speaker 4>a bitch. Oh God, I mean you.

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<v Speaker 3>The one thing you do is have those fantasy relationships

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<v Speaker 3>with another mom in line.

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<v Speaker 2>Who always arrived around the same time as you. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like, hey, we cross paths again.

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<v Speaker 3>I had one of those ninth grade center like we

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<v Speaker 3>back in hey next to each other and act like

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<v Speaker 3>didn't notice, or she did the same, and then she'd

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<v Speaker 3>hike up a leg and then yeah. Then about a

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<v Speaker 3>week later I noticed she didn't park in the same place,

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<v Speaker 3>probably because a creepy old food next.

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<v Speaker 4>Door weird guy's eyeballing me. Yeah quick, creeping your legs up?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh well, congrats Tiger. See they both look very very happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for them, yea, good for them. Let's go ahead

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<v Speaker 2>and do it. Man, we got a first headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week contender here, right, they're right. Pirates Booty founder

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<v Speaker 2>stages Long Island's mutiny, declares he's man, and tries to

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<v Speaker 2>fire village staff.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I can't write these big things. And somebody

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<v Speaker 3>goes just to google AI. I physically write him down. Pirates,

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<v Speaker 3>booty finder founder, the snack founder. Sorry, I'm trying to rush.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Stage's Long Island Mutiny. Declares he's mayor and tries to

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<v Speaker 2>fire the village staff. That would be the village of

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<v Speaker 2>Seacliff where he resides. And in like two weeks before

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<v Speaker 2>their mayor's election, he jumped in the fray and said

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<v Speaker 2>he was running. He got smoked in the election. The

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<v Speaker 2>Robert Erlik lost one thy sixty four to sixty two. Nonetheless,

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<v Speaker 2>though he did claim that he won the election.

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<v Speaker 5>In I will be mayor tonight and they'll be with

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<v Speaker 5>mayor tomorrow morning. I'm asking and imploring the governor to

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<v Speaker 5>come down and give us help. We are abuse and

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<v Speaker 5>we are threatened and frightened each day by these public

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<v Speaker 5>officials who do not recognize residents at all.

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<v Speaker 4>If he wants to be the mayor at this point

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<v Speaker 4>in the process, is the only way that he can

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<v Speaker 4>be on a ballot is to have residents right in

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<v Speaker 4>his name.

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<v Speaker 1>If people really want a new voice and they feel

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<v Speaker 1>that they and he's their guy, then goho, it's a free.

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<v Speaker 4>And open election.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is he need to mess with being mayor when

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<v Speaker 2>he's got the Pirates booty Uh, you know all.

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<v Speaker 4>The income from that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So is that stuff any good?

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<v Speaker 4>The stack food, Yeah, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 3>USA, it's you know, the uh it's similar to the

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<v Speaker 3>white cheat, the white chattered Cheetos.

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<v Speaker 4>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'm still stuck on. Right in the head on,

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<v Speaker 3>a Pirate's booty founder stages Long Island mutiny and.

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<v Speaker 2>Declares he's mayor and tries to fire the entire village

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<v Speaker 2>Stack Claires.

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<v Speaker 4>He's mayor. Yeah, this one's really not floating.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say, you're gonna beat this headline of the week,

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<v Speaker 3>declares he's mayor, and I'm just gonna go dot dot

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<v Speaker 3>dot dot because Pat, I know it was last week,

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<v Speaker 3>but we always do headline of the year at the

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<v Speaker 3>end of all this and right now, when you have one.

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<v Speaker 4>Pirates booty founder, I thought, ages.

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<v Speaker 3>Long Island mutiny and hold on and declares mayor and

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<v Speaker 3>blah blah blah. Versus teacher accused of gang bang with

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<v Speaker 3>middle schoolers school mask now junior high students wearing streame

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<v Speaker 3>masks or somebody trying to sell regurgitated dog toes. Listen,

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<v Speaker 3>I declare a stronger headline of the week. If you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna start with the headline of the week, I wrote

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<v Speaker 3>it down. I have another one later on in the show. Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, because I can already tell you I think

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna come in here and get browbeat in

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<v Speaker 3>the first idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, we're not having a strong enough headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of the gate. You got a mutiny right over here. Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the use of mutiny tying into the pirates

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<v Speaker 2>he snack food and was was clever And yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just missed the target.

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<v Speaker 3>Clever as clever as listen. Next headline is going to

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<v Speaker 3>beat this one, I promise you.

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<v Speaker 2>Final Finally, more on this story on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>This This is a fantastic quote. It comes from Tommy

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<v Speaker 2>Shaw of Styx. He's doing an interview and talking about,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, how his life has changed. Obviously, he's still

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<v Speaker 2>got the band thing going strong. In fact, they're working

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<v Speaker 2>on a new album and all that. He and his

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<v Speaker 2>wife live on a wildlife refuge.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And he says these days he now spends quote more

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<v Speaker 2>on bird seed than he did on cocaine.

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