Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We let you tako one
Speaker 1: on one one w JR R. But you're freaking idiot
Speaker 1: all right. Here we go off on our adventure into
Speaker 1: the never ending world of idiotology.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I have segment that will never die because the amount
Speaker 3: of weirdos out there in the world.
Speaker 2: And just offbeat, non traditional type news stories. I am
Speaker 2: sure the Bulldog will have something to say about this
Speaker 2: in the sports page next hour, but I thought maybe
Speaker 2: we could discuss it a little here. First, the rumblings
Speaker 2: had been there for a while about a new relationship
Speaker 2: that was on the scene in South Florida. It was
Speaker 2: confirmed this weekend by one Tiger Woods.
Speaker 4: Ooo, so he's not with that, just plain, Jane.
Speaker 2: Look at account lady. That was a very mess. And
Speaker 2: then she tried to sue him, and she wanted keys
Speaker 2: to the house. And remember that whole deal there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how quickly I forget And she didn't.
Speaker 2: Fit the mold of Tiger types.
Speaker 4: No, that's what I was saying, Plane, Jane, who's he?
Speaker 2: He's back on the wagon with the prototype. I'll just
Speaker 2: show you the picture right here. Her name is the
Speaker 2: name you probably recognize, the former daughter in law of
Speaker 2: our current president, Vanessa Trump.
Speaker 3: I don't even want to see the picture you're putting
Speaker 3: up there. You know why, because I'm going straight to
Speaker 3: the Google machine and getting all.
Speaker 2: Pictures of her. Hey, baby, this is Kai Trump's mother.
Speaker 2: She's the ex of Don Junior. They still, from what
Speaker 2: I understand, have an amicable relationship. They broke up, broke
Speaker 2: apart in twenty eighteen. But Kai, I guess you hear
Speaker 2: a lot about Kai because she's the eldest granddaughter. She's
Speaker 2: the gall gonna be going to the U next year.
Speaker 3: Okay, all I know is her former husband. Uh, sorry
Speaker 3: about your luck. She's got the big dog.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: Remember he's got a hog on him. His legs might
Speaker 3: not be what they used to be, but he's got
Speaker 3: his third leg.
Speaker 4: He's kicking.
Speaker 2: So the word, the insider trading is he's too struck
Speaker 2: up the relationship when they cross paths at the Benjamin
Speaker 2: School where their kids go. I know a little something
Speaker 2: about the Benjamin School.
Speaker 3: Very pompous place, I take it.
Speaker 2: It's a very good school. It's very expensive. It's in
Speaker 2: North Palm Beach, and I used to love crushing them
Speaker 2: in football.
Speaker 4: Eh, loved it.
Speaker 3: Imagine that car line. All it is is nanny's dropping
Speaker 3: kids off the damn well, there ain't no way in
Speaker 3: hill Tiger's pulling up in the car line.
Speaker 4: You remember the days in the car line that was
Speaker 4: a bitch. Oh God, I mean you.
Speaker 3: The one thing you do is have those fantasy relationships
Speaker 3: with another mom in line.
Speaker 2: Who always arrived around the same time as you. It
Speaker 2: was like, hey, we cross paths again.
Speaker 3: I had one of those ninth grade center like we
Speaker 3: back in hey next to each other and act like
Speaker 3: didn't notice, or she did the same, and then she'd
Speaker 3: hike up a leg and then yeah. Then about a
Speaker 3: week later I noticed she didn't park in the same place,
Speaker 3: probably because a creepy old food next.
Speaker 4: Door weird guy's eyeballing me. Yeah quick, creeping your legs up?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Uh well, congrats Tiger. See they both look very very happy.
Speaker 2: Good for them, yea, good for them. Let's go ahead
Speaker 2: and do it. Man, we got a first headline of
Speaker 2: the week contender here, right, they're right. Pirates Booty founder
Speaker 2: stages Long Island's mutiny, declares he's man, and tries to
Speaker 2: fire village staff.
Speaker 3: All right, I can't write these big things. And somebody
Speaker 3: goes just to google AI. I physically write him down. Pirates,
Speaker 3: booty finder founder, the snack founder. Sorry, I'm trying to rush.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Stage's Long Island Mutiny. Declares he's mayor and tries to
Speaker 2: fire the village staff. That would be the village of
Speaker 2: Seacliff where he resides. And in like two weeks before
Speaker 2: their mayor's election, he jumped in the fray and said
Speaker 2: he was running. He got smoked in the election. The
Speaker 2: Robert Erlik lost one thy sixty four to sixty two. Nonetheless,
Speaker 2: though he did claim that he won the election.
Speaker 5: In I will be mayor tonight and they'll be with
Speaker 5: mayor tomorrow morning. I'm asking and imploring the governor to
Speaker 5: come down and give us help. We are abuse and
Speaker 5: we are threatened and frightened each day by these public
Speaker 5: officials who do not recognize residents at all.
Speaker 4: If he wants to be the mayor at this point
Speaker 4: in the process, is the only way that he can
Speaker 4: be on a ballot is to have residents right in
Speaker 4: his name.
Speaker 1: If people really want a new voice and they feel
Speaker 1: that they and he's their guy, then goho, it's a free.
Speaker 4: And open election.
Speaker 2: Why is he need to mess with being mayor when
Speaker 2: he's got the Pirates booty Uh, you know all.
Speaker 4: The income from that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So is that stuff any good?
Speaker 4: The stack food, Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 3: USA, it's you know, the uh it's similar to the
Speaker 3: white cheat, the white chattered Cheetos.
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm still stuck on. Right in the head on,
Speaker 3: a Pirate's booty founder stages Long Island mutiny and.
Speaker 2: Declares he's mayor and tries to fire the entire village
Speaker 2: Stack Claires.
Speaker 4: He's mayor. Yeah, this one's really not floating.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, you're gonna beat this headline of the week,
Speaker 3: declares he's mayor, and I'm just gonna go dot dot
Speaker 3: dot dot because Pat, I know it was last week,
Speaker 3: but we always do headline of the year at the
Speaker 3: end of all this and right now, when you have one.
Speaker 4: Pirates booty founder, I thought, ages.
Speaker 3: Long Island mutiny and hold on and declares mayor and
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. Versus teacher accused of gang bang with
Speaker 3: middle schoolers school mask now junior high students wearing streame
Speaker 3: masks or somebody trying to sell regurgitated dog toes. Listen,
Speaker 3: I declare a stronger headline of the week. If you're
Speaker 3: gonna start with the headline of the week, I wrote
Speaker 3: it down. I have another one later on in the show. Okay, good,
Speaker 3: all right, because I can already tell you I think
Speaker 3: I was gonna come in here and get browbeat in
Speaker 3: the first idiotology.
Speaker 2: Man, we're not having a strong enough headline of the week.
Speaker 2: Out of the gate. You got a mutiny right over here. Boy,
Speaker 2: I thought the use of mutiny tying into the pirates
Speaker 2: he snack food and was was clever And yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: I'm just missed the target.
Speaker 3: Clever as clever as listen. Next headline is going to
Speaker 3: beat this one, I promise you.
Speaker 2: Final Finally, more on this story on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: This This is a fantastic quote. It comes from Tommy
Speaker 2: Shaw of Styx. He's doing an interview and talking about,
Speaker 2: you know, how his life has changed. Obviously, he's still
Speaker 2: got the band thing going strong. In fact, they're working
Speaker 2: on a new album and all that. He and his
Speaker 2: wife live on a wildlife refuge.
Speaker 4: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: And he says these days he now spends quote more
Speaker 2: on bird seed than he did on cocaine.
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