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<v Speaker 1>You know what's in store for you for the next

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<v Speaker 1>half an our ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you'll never guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it is the first in a new series of

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<v Speaker 1>adventures with card down Here, John Pertwee, Betty Paul, Roger Snowton,

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<v Speaker 1>the five Smith Brothers Standing Black, and the Orchestra, and

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<v Speaker 1>of course that crazy couple Jimmy Jewel and Ben Worries.

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<v Speaker 1>Since we last heard from our two heroes, they've moved

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<v Speaker 1>into an apartment over a disused fire station, and our

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<v Speaker 1>story begins there. One brisk morning in early autumn, Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>is cleaning his teeth the.

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<v Speaker 3>World ball rather the wall, right, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>stop garding.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll be quite another that noise, James, Oh, of course

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<v Speaker 2>it will. That's no way. That is no way to

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<v Speaker 2>say hello to the ladies and gentlemen. Of course, not

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<v Speaker 2>if you're going to sing at all. If you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to sing at all, I should sing a little song

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<v Speaker 2>like this, Welcome to you all, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>ladies and gentlemen, Sweet day days and gentlemen, sweet ladies, gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>who welcome to you all. Well, that's better out than in,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. Well, I wish you'd come out of the bathroom, James.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you've been there for hours. Yes, and tell

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<v Speaker 2>me why you're getting all dressed up this morning. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like to tell you. Oh god, na Sha,

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<v Speaker 2>go on tell Benny what I know. I know? Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you will. I guessed it's it's something to do with Betty.

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<v Speaker 4>You're so clever. Then go to the top of the class.

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<v Speaker 4>She's calling around to see her this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You mean to say you asked a pretty young girl

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<v Speaker 2>like Betty around to this dirty old fire station.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a birthday on Saturday, and I want to

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<v Speaker 4>find out what she liked for the presents are there?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you ask yourself? I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Then why not you ask her? Oh no, No, every

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<v Speaker 4>time I see Betty I.

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<v Speaker 2>Go all to pieces. You don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I was more the kind of man she admires. Really,

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I would a film's turn. Oh it's not,

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<v Speaker 4>Robert Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's not all been wonderful being a film star, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you realize that one day you're kissing Betty Grable,

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<v Speaker 2>Lana Turner, Dollithan Moore. The next day you're just a

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<v Speaker 2>has been. But brother, just look where you has been?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone at the door, Betty, Betty, I'm going to say, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not. I can't stand. I'm gonna catch waking. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go on catch me. Oh stop, listen. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>you'd stop laughing about Jimmy. Well out the way they

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<v Speaker 2>go gone on the door?

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<v Speaker 1>Ben?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, then, oh, good, good morning, Betty.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Jimmy, Hello, Betty.

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<v Speaker 2>Won't you come come in? TM?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes you are, and aren't you take.

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<v Speaker 2>A seat, Betty Darling. I think Jimmy wants to ask

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<v Speaker 2>you something.

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<v Speaker 6>Really, Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you see, Betty, Saturdays your your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>At such a time, I feel that the time has.

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<v Speaker 4>Come to be the right time for the time.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the time? Ben, ten o'clock?

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<v Speaker 4>Good gracious, No, bets made well? I feel i'd like betches,

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<v Speaker 4>if you don't mind, Oh you.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me about Oh, don't be silly, you tell her well,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you I'd like to give you a little present. Oh, Jimmy, chin, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Called catch me a some knocking about. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>Betty to know I'm living with an idiot. Why not

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<v Speaker 2>she knows that I'm living with walls shutter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's mensed off.

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<v Speaker 6>He's rid of you, Jimmy, do you want to give

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<v Speaker 6>me a present? But but my cousin Roderick pdge Bellows

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<v Speaker 6>has brought me nearly everything I need.

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<v Speaker 2>Roderick forge Bellows? What that wind bag?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh you mustn't say that, Jimmy. He thinks a lot

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<v Speaker 6>of me and is the most generous.

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<v Speaker 2>Man I know. Yes, but surely there's something Jimmy could

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<v Speaker 2>get for you. Betty.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, that's one little thing, but it's much too expensive

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<v Speaker 6>for Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 2>He name it, just name it, that's all you can

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<v Speaker 2>have it. I'll show Roderick fordge Bellows he's.

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<v Speaker 4>Not the only man who knows how the treet to

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<v Speaker 4>girl very well.

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<v Speaker 6>Then I'd like the ring I've seen in the jewelers

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<v Speaker 6>down the road. It she'll be a Jimmy, I can kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>You for being so sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>Help yourself, lord, Jimmy, where did you.

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<v Speaker 6>Learn to kiss like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Siphoning petrol?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm see him away now. Oh, thank you so

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<v Speaker 6>much for promising to get me the ring.

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<v Speaker 4>Jimmy, nothing, think nothing of nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>But how shall I know which ring it is? Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>You can't miss it in the middle window and a

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<v Speaker 6>little velvet case, mark fifty pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>It's along bench, you're help.

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<v Speaker 6>Goodbye, Jimmy sweet sweet boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she called me a sweet sweet boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm going to get a ring and it's in

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<v Speaker 4>the mid the window, and it's mark fifty pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>It's mark fifty pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben what she said the ring with my mama, Mark

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<v Speaker 2>fifty pounds. So that's what I thought, she said. But

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't got fifty pounds. I'm gonna faint. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to be caught? Yes? I think that court already. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't get the ring for Betty, her cousin

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<v Speaker 2>Roderick will.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've just got to get that fifty pounds, even

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<v Speaker 4>if it means selling everything I possessed him, that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Still leave you forty eight pounds ten shillings shorts. Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's Betty Beck. Perhaps she left something behind. Foll

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<v Speaker 2>on the door quickly.

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<v Speaker 4>Then she might have called to say she was only

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<v Speaker 4>joking about the ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's your mate? Oh well, well, well, well birth

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<v Speaker 2>Defense is seeing you again.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, where have you been doing all these months?

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<v Speaker 6>Working?

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<v Speaker 5>No? No, no, only MUD's work. I've been doing the

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<v Speaker 5>old currency lock you know aller on Now, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's sort of carrants.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the old doray me. Well this sounds very interested,

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<v Speaker 2>mister burb. Did you did you do? Well?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I say I did you did?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I took me thirty.

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<v Speaker 5>Five pounds in English money over to France. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 5>I give me forty thousand French proles.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on then, go on? Yes, and I took me frongs.

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<v Speaker 5>I wur to warrant and I gave me ten thousand

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<v Speaker 5>Dutch guilderies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 5>He send took the guildess to Russia. Did you They

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<v Speaker 5>gave me fifty thousand rubles?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they?

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<v Speaker 5>And it's the way only rule pols. You know what

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<v Speaker 5>they gave me when I got back to England?

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<v Speaker 2>Now what six months? Poor old Berby?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, never want my mates. I've got a smashing job.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you know I'm a smashing job.

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<v Speaker 2>Now got a smashing job. What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm an agent, an agent, it's an agent?

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<v Speaker 2>What a ten percenter?

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<v Speaker 5>That's it? No? No, no, I'm an agent for the

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<v Speaker 5>elk yourself football pools. I'm just calling around the eyes

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<v Speaker 5>is to cat some new clients. That what I mean?

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<v Speaker 5>How about how about you two boys having a besh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Burpy, I'll never lucky with football pools.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, but listen, mates, only last week with one

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<v Speaker 5>of my fear nothing for casts a bloke one fifty thousand,

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<v Speaker 5>fifty thousand pounds, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Dear, just think, well I can buy Betty with that man.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, it's all right then someone is here paper.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the jewel, yes, and I'll fill in your coop

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<v Speaker 5>and for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Right o, pass me the paper, Berpy, past me a pen,

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy it sure, that's fine, that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Now give me the fifty thousand pounds.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, old mate, old, don't you going to send the

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<v Speaker 5>coopment in first? What do you What do you want

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<v Speaker 5>is your bankers?

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<v Speaker 2>Well i'll take barklers and i'll take the middle and

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<v Speaker 2>i'll be in Scotland before yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no. When you're doing listen now, when

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<v Speaker 5>you're doing