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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bub to the Rescue, tipper Asque, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>On one O one one w j r R. We

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<v Speaker 2>are Orlando's rock station as the world renowned LCTV settles

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<v Speaker 2>in there when it reminds you of Voting is open

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<v Speaker 2>till nine o'clock. JR. Facebook page for you say it

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<v Speaker 2>kills tickets up for grabs all this week. Everybody who

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<v Speaker 2>votes eligible to win those LC might good to that

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<v Speaker 2>show as well. Went to my client's postmone and uh

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<v Speaker 2>jelly roll last night. Good times up in the suite,

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<v Speaker 2>nice and dry.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad for a lot of people who are wet,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, life coach has a suite.

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<v Speaker 2>What time? I'm curious? The guy I work with kind

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<v Speaker 2>of was stranded in the parking lot upwards of four hours,

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<v Speaker 2>as were many of our listeners. Yeah, what time did

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<v Speaker 2>you actually arrive to the facility? I'm guessing you were

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<v Speaker 2>probably updated by your people as to.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a banquet for me around about five forty

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<v Speaker 1>five up in the suite and then uh yeah it

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<v Speaker 1>was cool since there was some delays, of course, which

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<v Speaker 1>stunk for everybody. But uh, I was able to do

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<v Speaker 1>my counseling for jelly roll and post up in the

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<v Speaker 1>up in the box. Yeah yeah, I mean with the

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<v Speaker 1>face tattoos. If you have face tattoos, you know you

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<v Speaker 1>need some counseling.

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<v Speaker 2>Well sure, although I'm thinking maybe once you get to

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<v Speaker 2>his level, you could go with any book you really want.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you write your own checks, both their levels. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>They're write me checks all the time, allegedly for counseling.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh happy, Father's dated all the dads out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't answer the phone on Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how you celebrate radio silence, that phone call

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<v Speaker 2>coming through, think about it. Sure, no, I got you

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a lot of questions coming in at two

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<v Speaker 1>two five, two six. I love it when they when

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<v Speaker 1>they call me great one.

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<v Speaker 2>LC.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a real issue with my favorite diet soda

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<v Speaker 1>having aims on the side of the can. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty important business position, a pretty important business position,

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't go over so well with clients when

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<v Speaker 1>they read terms like partner or chum on the can.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I got to agree with you on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, nothing like walking into meeting with your with

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<v Speaker 1>your high powered lawyer and being a he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>can that says, hold me on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just see that. I mean immediately think house arrest. Great,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doomed to this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what you need to do if you have a

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<v Speaker 1>high level position, as you said, you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of your favorite diet soda.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So I would say, pour it into a tumbler

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<v Speaker 2>along the lines of this one, right right, pour it

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<v Speaker 2>into the tumblr.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look, Lilla Toski institute on it. But pour it

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<v Speaker 1>into a tumbler that maye hit over the little burton

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<v Speaker 1>else can oh?

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<v Speaker 2>L see.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand when the wife and kids leave dryer lent.

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<v Speaker 2>H what is going in this morning? You've taken about

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<v Speaker 2>three swigs off of hold on closed, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand it when the wife and kids leave

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<v Speaker 1>dryer lint in the dryer after using it. Have Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I mean, you gotta everybody's got to work together

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<v Speaker 1>on the dryer.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Life Coach has a saying Okay, courtesy, it's not just

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<v Speaker 1>a word, it's an action.

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<v Speaker 2>You can buy that on a sign that I distributed.

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<v Speaker 2>Has the Life Coach ever actually operated a dryer. No,

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<v Speaker 2>the hunter does it. But yeah no, but you picks

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<v Speaker 2>your lint out of it as well. Courtesy it's not

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<v Speaker 2>just a word, it's an action. You buy that sign

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<v Speaker 2>off my website. It'll just cost you about two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty bucks. You hang it right above the dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna get the hint, they're gonna figure out, they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go wow, that's a deep thought. And it costs

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<v Speaker 1>two point fifty. The sign itself only costs like five

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<v Speaker 1>bucks to make in China, actually nine after their tariffs.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's the message, the messaging, the deep thought of

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<v Speaker 1>courtesy and all that bs.

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<v Speaker 2>So the point I charge for part I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>here because I'm looking at the item online right now,

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<v Speaker 2>the part about each each hand crafted with great workmanship

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<v Speaker 2>and attention to detail by a kid named Ping. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, okay. Why is it els? Oh? Why is

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<v Speaker 2>it els?

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<v Speaker 1>That I always seem to get the cart while shopping

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<v Speaker 1>with the bum wheel? That's not a you problem. That's everyone, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody problem. But there's a reason why. Is because all

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<v Speaker 1>shopping carts have a bum wheel. Because if you're a retailer,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how much it costs to replace a wheel,

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<v Speaker 1>not the labor. I'm just talking about replacing the well,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like fifteen bucks a wheel basically, Now you've got

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<v Speaker 1>to do the labor. You cut that cost. Have carts

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<v Speaker 1>with bum wheels because you got to pay off all

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<v Speaker 1>the thieban that's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>So they just produce them with three good wheels and

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<v Speaker 2>one bad one. It's just one of the wheel brakes

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<v Speaker 2>you don't fix. Oh okay, so you really unless you

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<v Speaker 2>happen upon a grocery store that's just rolled in brand

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<v Speaker 2>new cards. Yeah, otherwise you're doomed. You're always gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>a dragger. You're steering into the display. Yeah, it's all

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<v Speaker 2>the one that spins around. Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they retailers have to spend too much on

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for all the thievean to their insurance companies

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<v Speaker 1>for that, so they don't want to mess with the wheels.

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<v Speaker 1>Got just you know what, if you don't mike it,

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<v Speaker 1>lump it. No, if you don't like, you can just

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<v Speaker 1>not use a cart. You know how fun that is

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<v Speaker 1>when you walk into a grocery store and go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need a car, just need and then all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden you're walking out like a juggler holding.

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<v Speaker 2>All this stuff, going out of camera range there to

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<v Speaker 2>see you. You're I'll show your shopping this way. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like the guy going down the stairs right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you do this and go hi, kids,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go downstairs now.

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<v Speaker 2>That is such a dumb dad joke there, Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Fathers don't use that. I always get the grocery cart

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<v Speaker 2>that has the piece of hardened gum stuck to the wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, uh huh. I have a black Harley. Now should

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<v Speaker 1>I get a chrome? Fat boy? If you have a

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<v Speaker 1>black hog, you need to get a white one too,

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<v Speaker 1>because that no. Otherwise people say you're racist. Nowadays people

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<v Speaker 1>are way too touchy on stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Else. How are we doing? These questions are all over

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<v Speaker 2>the place today. I can't. It's what the listeners send in.

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<v Speaker 1>And squeeze a couple more in great by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>people that are sending them in right now. We will

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<v Speaker 1>get to those either today or next week LCTV narrows

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<v Speaker 1>it down or the day lc TV wondering if you

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<v Speaker 1>can mention my Facebook page on air to get me

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<v Speaker 1>more followers. Jack fout listen, No, I can't, Jack tiktoks

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<v Speaker 1>are all the buzz anyway, so you need to be

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. Forget your Facebook, build up your TikToker and

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<v Speaker 1>take your selfie stick and buzz off Jack. Oh hold on, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>dear LC, I'm distraught and need to know where's the

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<v Speaker 1>traffic lady Daisy ash and is she ever coming back?

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<v Speaker 1>She hadn't been in here for like a month.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, me and that the guy I work with

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<v Speaker 2>have been sort of wondering the same thing. She's been

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<v Speaker 2>our longtime traffic reporter.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know insight because I know the corporate heads here.

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<v Speaker 1>What's something you can really talk about? What you're about

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<v Speaker 1>to hear is completely alleged, Okay, I want to avoid

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<v Speaker 1>any chances of slander here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear God, I hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>She may have opened an only fans page yep, one

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<v Speaker 1>where she uses traffic terms to get you going, all

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<v Speaker 1>while wiring nothing but a traffic cone. It's getting good, right.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a car fire that's getting me super hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope the fireman get here soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Moisten the situation. Oh my god, expect.

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<v Speaker 1>Some morning fog draping over the area tomorrow. Please avoid

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<v Speaker 1>your high beams. Is not to distract other drivers. Then

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<v Speaker 1>over there on Highway five sixty nines, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>three way collision that's really turning.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're just about out of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's is that one of the drivers parked it right

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<v Speaker 1>in the other one's trunk. Oh yeah, totally rear in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we are totally out of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your traffic. I'll see you this morning this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>at the carbecute.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you else, TB World, Renown Life, Coke, Happy Father's Day, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's erely, but you know what I mean. This

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