Speaker 1: Hi, everyone, Welcome back to part two. This is Vanity Farrah.
Of course, my name is Chris Farrah and this is
part two of what ninety Day Fiance Season twelve, episode eleven.
Meeting the Family? Meeting the family? All right, Mallory and
Rashid a rash They are going to her friend's house.
We love them, we hate them. We know that they
provide a backdrop for a lot of their drama. Now
do we a hondo wondo by all of this Brandy
Rashi drama. Here's why it's hard for me. I feel
like it's a lazy choice for there to be just
constantly one issue with one person involved in the nuclear
family or friend of a ninety day couple. For instance,
Alison of shan Annabel is the foil to them right
now where we can say Alison is no good person,
is not the hero in this story. Brandy is going
to be made the hero of the story after seemingly
being cast as the villain. Why it's easy is because
all you have to do is get this person to
be on board with a couple, to have a story
assigned to them, and then for them to sign a
release paper and just you know, like make up a
bunch of drama, and I feel like it takes away
from what I'm assuming is the drama that happens in
day to day life of moving out and like being
in society. Like what does he had to do? Or
is he had to work out? What's it like for
him to work out? I don't know, Like, you know,
it's almost like what's been happening in other situations that
isn't like you keep hanging out with this guy named
Brandy Slash Brandon, is that it are your parents asking
for money? And like are your brothers asking for you
to send something? And like has she given you anything?
How did that thing end? Okay? I also want to
raise chickens at some point. I think it'd be so
fun to raise chickens. And you know, they have chickens
on the farm, honey, in a segregated area with a
son that says, fluffy butt hut, and we're here for it,
fluffy butt hut. Now when they roll up, Honey, cornhole
has already started. We're in mid game, and he is
really good Rash, It's really good at it. Corn Hole's fun.
You forget the corn hole's fun, and then you start
to play like, you know, what's fun because it's so
simple and there's something texturally gratifying about the sack. Okay,
now Rashid has showed his Ashit just kidding because they
actually haven't hung out with Mikhaela and Ryan a long
time because of this whole situation with Brandy, because of
course Brandy's best friends with them. But now we know
Brandy is going to hang out and Brandy being branded
and he is going to roll with a girl, So
we think, who's this girl? Well, we know her name
is Katie, and we know that she has like very
eighties like curly ass hair, like very bleach curly ass hair.
I actually don't mind it. It's like part of this
like new you know, like party girl aesthetic. It's very
like Keisha coded that like all the young girls are
doing truly, But at the same time we're like, Brandy,
is this your girl? And like does that make Rashad
feel better? It was it just a single Brandy that
made him feel weird? Also, like how much sex did
brand and Mallory have? Like did they date date or
they just like made out after like a bar or
they like always went made out, always went home together?
You know, those are all different questions with different answers.
I don't know you need to tell me, So I
will tell you this my first mad Brandon, I thought
that was kind of like good looking. But he turns.
He turns more and more interesting looking. H as every
time you see him, where like now he's like head,
it's a different shape than I feel like it's humanly possible.
But at the same time he gets wiser and wiser.
He is a sage. Okay, So they're cooking, and they're
cooking deer meat, and I'll tell you it's Brandy's fucking favorite.
Brandy sees it and he's like, hell, yeah, sugar dogo.
M god, yeah, it's not the deer meat I get because,
like you know, like venice is venison. Oh god, fear,
I know, deer meat is like a whole thing, right.
I am just like a city slicker when it comes
to my meat. Honey. I've told you that before, Like
I can't, I can't. I can't do it, but I
get that other people can. And it's gourmet. So anyway,
they love it, very happy about it. Mallory's like, you know, yeah,
how's it with us? Well, we're always together because I
work from home and he doesn't work ha ha ha,
So twenty four seven us together he he he. And
then the girls are kind of having like a private
but not private conversation. They're at like the kitchen dinning table,
and the boys are just like standing up eating, which
is what I thought was interesting and almost felt like
reverse sexist, which I liked. I you know, I'm saying,
and she's like, well, also besides that, we were talking
about a prenap because you know about the settlement and
all that stuff and the house and it's been like
a weird situation. They're like what No, And the boys
over here and they're like, would you girls gossip in
and whispering about? And we're supposed to believe that this
isn't at all planned. It's just hard to be like,
what do you guys whispered about what prenups? We're not
whispering about anything with pre naps. It's just a little
om the nose, right, Did you feel that way? Do
we have to be honest about ourselves? Okay, So that's
when Mallory decides to lay it out for everyone and
get everyone's opinion. Boys, what would you think and what
do you think about the fact that I would like
a prenup for him to sign a prenup, and she
thinks that every guy, including Brandy, is going to be like,
of course you going to get a prenup. But Brandy's like,
what because you think you have a little something with
your settlement and your house when he's left his entire
everything to be with you. He's left it all. And
She's like, and of course, rash sheet, here's this. I'm
why Thames the name like that. Rash I was rash
heard that and was just obsessed with Brandy. It was
just like, oh, I get it, Move away, Katie, get
the fuck out of my way, Katie, Brandy, can I
talk to you outside? I I I am so sorry
because I said you have caveman quality, but you are
so nice. You don't look at me as Thai voiced
Muslim man who cries all the time, like baby, you
think I'm a human And Brandy's like, yep, I don't
care about oh, but I'm the I was wrong about you.
You do you how my heart? I think you are
not bad. That's not I'll get white. Where are you
coming from? You know? You're just like, oh my god,
this is Katie's like looking out there. She's like, oh,
just when I got Brandy to be mine. I was
so happy that he stopped fucking around with Mallory because
Mallory got hers and I just finally like got into
this group. I want to be in this fun group,
beating this deer meat all the goddamn time, playing cornhole fun.
I've been waiting. Don't take it away from me now, Rash.
I like Katie, okay, but yeah, you know, Mallory's just like,
I don't care what these fucking dudes say. I need
to protect myself. Brandon's like, he went all in on you,
I'm gonna go in all in on him. He like, yeah,
it's very like Broke Back Mountain. It's very like Texan.
I know that they're not in Texad, Alabama, but like,
just like, I don't know, it's very funny to me.
I do like it. All right, Let's move on to
Asha and Maxwell. Honey, listen, the tides have turned. They
have done some living, and it's the next morning and
she goes to visit his mom, who has a brand
new wig. It's shorter, it's blonde, it's you know, shorter
and blonde. I love it. It's kind of like, first
of all, it's not it's my like, just what is
it length? She's like, I just want to know if
you have any other questions about my age. But before then,
let me butter you up by giving you the new
purse that we bought you yesterday in the bazaar. And
these two dresses whatever red one that I love a lot,
a lot. She puts them on. She's like, I do too.
Good choice, good choice, And obviously she feels some type
of way about Asia, but she's like, it was more
so I was worried that you're trying to change my son,
my firstborn, perfect son, you know, like his eyes, his skin,
and as you know, as a prophet of God, the
Bible says you are the temple of God. And Maxwell's
mom says that in a way where she thinks that
she is going to check mate Asha, like, Mike, drop Bible.
How are you being a godly woman if you want
to change up when his things, When we're saying you
don't change the temple of God, They're already the temple
of God. That's why you don't get tattoos or piercings.
And then Asha hears that and is like, well, sometimes
you want to renovate the temple. You want to put
some wallpaper up, and you want to put the sage
in wallpaper up. You want to you know, put some
new plumbing in. You want you know, new lighting, more
attractive lighting, better seats, cleaner carpets. You gotta change things
up a little bit sometimes. Now, if the mom was
more of a bitch, which she's not, I would be like, oh, okay,
how about you, what are you going to renovate in
your temple? Then? Thirty nine year old I'm a saying,
I'm a saying, like, what you know, it can't just
be his temple that is in decay. Thirty nine year old,
I'm just saying, it's like, what else? What it's done
the docket? When are you gonna, you know, patch patch
up some of the holes in there? Honey? Okay. So
after that conversation, the mom's like, I just you know,
here's the thing. Just focus on having them kids as
fast as possible, because you think that, you know, Maxwell
has issues with his skin. He's just like his daddy.
His daddy had them bumps on his skin too, And
once I had kids, Daddy's skin gone, all the bumps gone,
and we all clucked this, including Asia, which she's like,
she thinks that me having a child is going to
cure any sort of acne on Maxwell's headface, body, because
obviously hormonal things happen change wise for women. I don't
know what they do for acne. I mean, I don't
know if it's like burst of bad skin and then
you get better skin. Who knows. I'm not quite sure.
But at the same time, we all know that it
does not affect the men's skin at all, unless you're
gonna tell me that the stress of it does. He
looks like he hasn't been sleeping. It's dry anyway. So
Asia just hears that she's wearing like a smocked green
leaf dress, you know, and her mom's and the mom's like,
how many kids do you want? Like two boys and
two girls? What? One girl? Two boys? Two one girl?
Twe twe girls? Twe not twins? One? And then he
she's like, I'm gonna leave this room before you add
six or seven to the equation. Yeah, she wants a
lot of kids, and you know, unless there's literally, like
you know, a couple of drops of like some multiples
that's gonna be hard. Maybe she's gonna have twe girls,
two boys and twin girls. Oh my god, how cute
twe girls? Oh? Oh twe Okay, So then Asha decides
to call her god Bro because she gets to have
one because she was baptized. That's why he would maybe
want to get baptized. I'm not saying you need to,
but if you want to, you know that's how you
got to god Bro. I don't know God bless who. Uh.
He's freezing back home and she's not freezing. She's in Africa,
and he's like haha. She's like, yeah, just kidding. I'm
having the time of my life. He's like, no one cares,
no one wants you here, and she's like, well, I'll
tell you who wants me here. It's maxwell. In fact,
I need you to come. I need to come and
get my sisters and boord a plane and get your
ass here because I'm getting married or doing the spousal visa.
And he's like, bitch, you're crazy, bitch your nuts. You're
acting like you're twelve years old. Are you pregnant? Why
would you be doing this? And she's like when she
when he asks if she could be pregnant. She almost
starts laughing. She's almost like, bitch, you're crazy, why you're
getting married? And he's like he has he's a lesser
caliber than you. He's scamming you. He has nothing, nothing,
nothing like he Why would you marry this? What's wrong
with you? Are you saying like there has to be
a reason, like you are? I mean, he really doesn't.
Now this is all things to me. He should have
said before and have gotten other people to co sign it,
like her sisters. They should have sat her down with
her mom before this happened and was like, bitch, what
what are you going to do here? Now? What are
you doing? You didn't girl with there in one you
go marry him? No you're not. No, you're not stupid.
I'm not gonna let you stupid thing you're gonna do.
Really need to do that, you know, straight up. Okay,
So let's move on to Annabelle and Shay. It is
the next morning and she, you know, from his absolute
weird rager where Alison hangs out with twenty one year
old and he decides that he's gonna buy them islands.
I'm not quite sure exactly what we're supposed to believe
it what we're not supposed to believe, Like what who
were those extras or people just around on the same lake,
like does Alison have all those kids? And is it
half drunk? And also hangs out with young people like
who are these young people? And why this is? Because
Alison doesn't have any friends that she that like like
her anymore, that she grew up with, like they all
think that she's you know, stupid or crazy, and like,
I don't want to deal with here bullshit anymore, so
she can only hang out with like young people who
don't know all about her drama in her past. I
don't know. I'm just saying that party happened. And this
is the next morning, Annabelle's cleaning up and Shay is
laying in bed, very tired, tired laying in bed, and
he says he's feeling rough and it's because he's still drunk.
And she's like, oh, you said you only have four
or five beers, you stupid asshole. And he was like, well,
everyone brought gifts of bourbon and moonshine. I was like,
why can't they bring like things I would like like
Joe Malone candles and like flowers. Okay, she is obviously
upset at him. She's like, last night you were flirty
and dancing and drunk and taking pictures and you were
an embarrassing hot mess nightmare. And he's like, talk about
hot mess. Go get that hot compass, honey, sorry, hot compress.
Go get me something to put on my neck. I'm dying.
And so she does. She tends to him, She nurses him,
she gets that how you should make him breakfast, you
know she is. She gives him a full backs massage,
like I mean, then she starts like massaging his butt.
She says his ass is chunky. And then when I
saw this punching his back and butt saying that, saying
that she still loves him, did I realize we're going
to get multiple seasons of them. They fit a textbook,
which is a not like they fit a textbook, none
of the fiance trope of a couple who are ridiculous
in theory and yet kind of like play into it
because of their like archetypes. But you know, obviously are
like obviously are in it for the long haul, and
that's what I think they are. And I do feel
like because there are other players, only too happy to
get involved like his child and Nicole and stuff like that. Cole,
by the way, has been saying a lot of things
on Facebook. You know, I get all of the tea
with my phone. I don't have to make a reel
about it because I realize I don't think I have
my phone around me Becau's a different area. I'll look
at it later. Okay, I'll tell you what Nicole said
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That's what I have to say, because especially there's other
players involved, like his daughters and his ex wife. But
now we know that on Today's Menu of Horrible Decisions,
Alison has made them go to her church. Now I
know Annabel to be a devout Catholic, which makes sense.
She's from the Philippines. It's the like major religion there.
And obviously everybody told you I am a Catholic, so
you know, I get it, and we're now supposed to
believe that Alison cares deeply about her non denominational Christian faith.
Now I will get myself in trouble because I sort
of feel like Annabelle, where I'm like, I don't get
you know, I don't get why it's so important for
you to go to a non denominational Christian church like this.
I feel the same way when I'm in a denominational
Christian church. I'm like, this looks like some convention rock show,
you know, Like I need to like a church with pews.
Annabel walks in, She's like, these are like seats, These
are like what folding seats? Like? Do these get moved
away later? Why? Because this space is used for something
else besides the House of God? Is that what you're
taught me? Weird? Anyway, So they sit and Annabel isn't
someone who's like keep her energy to herself, Like she
doesn't have like a poker face, and she's not someone
who is just going to be like now, Annabel also
knows that is not good television. What is better television
is to do exactly what Annabel is doing, which is
like rolling those eyes, yawning, being over it, and it's
not hard because yeah, it's just like a long homily.
I'm like, where's all this? Where's all the I don't
know where's all the like, I don't know. The Catholic
Church is whatever. The Western romance, I'm sorry, Roman Catholic
Church is boring, and I feel like at least the
other parts are a little more interesting culturally, but at
least there's a certain rhythm about them. I don't know.
And at least again, they're like usually under an hour.
That's why when Annabel like, how long is this an hour? Now?
Some of the NONDA name sorry, some non denominational churches
I don't know why, I can't talk today are really
long for their masses, like three hours because there's like
a whole sing of the hour or whatnot. That's too
long because you have to have the hour that says
social hour, and so you're already adding time that could
be the social hour. No one has that much time
you'd want to go. I love going, I mean this
is I would say love is a big word. But
going to church having a social moment and then going
out to eat afterward, is it is great anyway, So
after church, you know, in the parking lot, they all
have a talk, and this part's crazy. Now. Shay is like,
both of you girls have to get along, and Alison
is like, well, she was being rude the whole time.
She was rolling her eyes and as I said, she
was just like not into it. She wasn't open minded,
and it was just really annoying. And she's like, well,
I think that you both are being rude. And that's
when she's like, well, I mean she knows she is
being rude. She has got a rude face. This is
what Allison says to annabel Now, does Annabelle have a
rude face? Yes, but who has a rude face? Fucking Alison? Alison.
Allison's face is so rude. And then on top of it,
she put lip fillerinum, which makes her fucking lips look rude.
Now here's also where she gets crazy. Shay is like
trying to tap dance between both people, and he's like, well,
uh okay, Atiba, would you think she's like nine and
like it not for me? And he's like, well, why
don't we go to a Catholic Mass? And Alison's like,
I'm not going to a Catholic mass. I'm not changing
my life as a devout Christian woman any more. That
I had to to acquiesce to this person, and who's
moved here, who has to, you know, do what we
do because she's moved here. Anna Belle's like, I don't
have to do anything. I don't want to. She stops
talking to Alison. She's like, fuck this pitch, You're rude.
And then she's like, are you rolling your eyes at me?
Anna Bell? And Adas Bell's like, she looks like a
googly eyed doll. Those bose eyes be rolling. And then
she's like, you know me, you know me? How dare
you shay? So you know, here's the thing. I low
key think this is again all fake, kind of let
the Brandy situation. I do think this is all fake
because it's just too close to home and too perfect
for them to maintain like a sort of like dramatic
revellency on the show. Alison knows what she's doing, Nicole
knows what she's doing making sure that they're on. Alison's
so upset she gets in her car. She's like, I'm
not gonna deal with you. Guys. We've been having a
standoff here. I'm bored. I want to drink immediately. I
can't wait to get to the bar. It's already whatever eleven,
Oh what am Get me out of here. And she
drives out of that parking lot like a devil, rolls
over some fucking curb and she's like, if they're they're
gonna get married in the state, if they were to
get married like next week, I would say no, I
wouldn't even fucking go. Not me Christian Alison. She looks
starts like speaking in tongues. We're like, oh my god, Asia,
you know what I'm saying. I just really liked Annabelle's
like facial movements the entire time, and how like truly
Catholic she is, and how she looks down on non
de nom Christian people. Has been like, what is some
weird rock concert? Is that what you're doing? Shane doesn't
seem to be super Christian. Shane seems to be like, well,
I just go where I was supposed to go, wherever.
Whatever woman I subscribe to bosses me makes me go somewhere.
I go there, And Annabel's like, yeah, and I'm that
woman now and we're Katholic Katholic. Don't even worry about
what's happening for Lenton advent a lot. Talk about a
fish fry. You have no fucking clue, honey, no clue
what's coming your way? Okay, I have to talk Meadow
and Debbie, and I'm super excited. Okay. So obviously we're
hot on the heels of the whole Hallyween disaster where
he should have gone home but he didn't go home,
and then they had to talk by the lake, and
then we realized Debbie is a nightmare woman and we
have to wash our hands of her and whatever she
decides to do, because whatever happens to her, like whatever
befalls her is her doing period. Okay, so obviously he
blamed her for that whole situation, and he, you know,
is just going about his business, which is the Hollywood business.
But before that happens, we get there, like, oh, cute
sea moment, which is they're going kayaking in some brown
ass water, honey, some Mississippi river water. Honey. I mean
it's it's golf of Mexico water. I don't know, it's
telling you it's brown, you know, like they're kayaking in it.
And at one point he decides to do one of
his classic Egyptian pranks that they always do. He's so crazy.
He decides to catch a fish. She's like where, and
he's like, such a good actor. I thought you thought
I was a fisherman, a kayaking fisherman, kayaking kayak kayaking, kayaking. Ah,
so funny. Anyway, So after that we get this scene.
And I'm only going to tell you that this scene
is the kind of scene that, like when the cameraman
is doing it, or like, how are they decided to
make him do what he's doing. The cameraman is jizzing
watching it happen. The editor is jizzing while they're editing
this scene. He is laying on the floor looking into
a mirror, trying to do different faces, a dramatic face,
a hot face, a sad face, a thinking face, and
he says from memory, douby or not to.
Speaker 2: Be this is the problem, and we all die, We
all die listening to it.
Speaker 1: And he loves what he's doing, and he loves what
he's seeing, and he loves what he's hearing. About to
drop some Shakespeare on these stupid assholes. They didn't think
it was coming from a tourist guide. To be or
not to be? This is the problem.
Speaker 2: This is the problem, to be or not to be?
Speaker 1: To be or not to be? To be or not
to be? This is the problem. Now obviously it's Shakespeare's
Hamlet and he's talking about you know, suicide or whatnot,
go bless, and it's it is the question he's asking,
Do I live or do I die? That's the question.
It's it can me connsidered a problem? I wish he
kept going Do be or not to be? That is
the problem, whether it is noble liter in my life
to be an actor in Hollywood or to be they'll
be husband in New Orleans. You know, you're like, no,
don't worry. He's still thinking about not asking Wie to
be his wife, but his acting career. So then he
has a zoom meeting with an agent Toney, which is
like crazy, how did this happen? That's what I want
to know, Like, well, how did this happen? Because like, truly,
how did it happen? Like did he just get an
agent to dm on Instagram? Is this set up from
that acting class? Like did he submit materials of this
from the two headshots he was looking at when he
was like, don't bother me. Did he drop a mailing
into you know, the post office? Like who is this agent?
And he is this person recognized as a SAG franchised
agent and anyway, so that's all the questions that have
to be answered. But they're having the zoom and the
agent's like, well, who you know? What type are you? Who?
What kind of actors do you? Like? Like what do
you think of yourself as? And he's like I'm like
brad Pit, hotter, better actor, better taste than women, brad Pit.
And then the agent is like, well you are hot,
which then I was like, what is that's this is
not real. That's not real. There's the first of all, no,
and then second thing is what you're on zoom and
like that's so awkward and he's not I mean, I
honestly want to like I think that if that is
a real agent, he should be fired. Like I feel
like he should be dragged through Reddit and they should
fire him. He's that's not right. It was weird. It
was just like yeah, it's like it's not something you
would you would say, like he's not hot, so it's
just say. Then the agent's like, well here's the thing.
You need to take classes, acting classes and English classes,
and then and only then maybe we can have a
working relationship. Now, Meto hears this as being like, great,
I got the agent. Good, I have new agents. I
just got to sign up for dual lingo and just
go back to Jimmy or whatever. Okay. At this point,
now he's calling Debbie d D, which I almost think
is just because his name is Meto and so d
D feels more like Meto than Debbie, which is too
hard to say because of the bees, the boot d
the He is being in a weird mood and Debbi's like,
what's up. He's like, oh, to come out here, and
she's like, I had meeting with the agent. She's like,
how'd I go. He's like, oh, now is my agent.
We're like, okay, that's not what we heard, buddy, but okay, sure.
Jan He's like, I'm so excited I got to sign
up for classes and she's like, okay, well, you know
what also is exciting us us is exciting remember us
we get to do fun things like get married or
you're going back. Seems like you're more excited about this
acting stuff or our marriage in the wedding. So then
one day we're assuming, the next day we don't quite
know how life works and time works in the galaxy.
She's like, I have a surprise for you, and he's like, great,
I've been asking please surprise me every day with a
new fun thing. I'm so bored here, Please entertain me.
I've been asking for you to do something more. I
want more from you. And then she's like, okay, well
get in, buckle up, let's get her smoothies. Let's go.
I'm just kidding. She doesn't get her smoothies, but you
know that she thought about it. So she had gone
online and found this chapel. She goes in the chapel.
There's a girl there, lady there, running the chapel with
an English accent. It's adorable, an adorable English accent. And
he should see his face when she's like, oh, look
where i'd brought you your surprise, this chapel. And he
looks like she was like, denounce everything you've known and
worshiped the almighty devil. Like you know, he looks at her,
He's just like what No, he's so upset. So they
tour this chapel. It's cute enough, it's tiny, but it's cute.
It's like well pointed, there's charm, there's like some red
room you can hang out in, some green room, you know,
like the nice English lady's like, what do you what
do you think of this? You know what? I god
buss And he's like, Nola. She's like, okay, well, I'll
give you time alone, you know whatever. God buss. So
then Debbie's like, uh, okay, buddy, and he's like and
she's like too much and he's like, oh yes, absolutely
too much. And she's like, I don't think okay. Uh.
He's like, I think we need to talk. I need
to return back home. And she loses her mind. She's
like what, no, no, not this, not you wanting to
go home? Like she leaves the premises. She yells at
the producer's following her. She has a mini breakdown. She
like has to like kneel down on the street hypervent
a landing over this man who clearly has never loved
her and doesn't want to be with her and can't
even muscle through this wedding venue. She can't even really
scam her, like, not to the degree that he would
need to do to get the scam across. Surely it's like, Okay,
he wants to be an actor. So in order to
be an actor, you know, and really to have like
some footing, you have to do it in America. But
I wonder if there was something where the agent was like,
you have to know English better that he was like,
I don't want to exert the effort, so I might
as well go back to Egypt and I don't have
to worry about it. Because if you wanted to be
an actor, like if your whole thing was I want
to be an actor, an American actor, Brad Pitt, Hollyoo
blah blah blah blahlah, then you would think you would
do whatever it took, especially once you were in America
to stay there. And an agent being like, okay, well
you got to do two things. Continue the first thing
you're doing, which is take acting classes, but also take
English classes. You would think someone would be like, Okay,
now here's the thing. Learning how he knows how to
speak English, right, But learning to auditsh an accent or
learn or just having to like sit through classes in
itself is annoying. It's not fun and it's definitely work,
like elocution classes, or like addiction classes or you know,
any language classes. Obviously, like you're paying attention to someone
and you're having to memorize something and then practice something
over and over. It's obviously, you know, not the funnest.
So I wonder if he is the kind of a
person that just like dreams about certain things, that doesn't
want to exert the effort and it needed to get
it done, because surely he can have whatever acting career
he wants to have in Egypt. And I'm not saying
it's bad, like he can, but he's the one that's
been like, oh, I want to be like Robert de Niro,
Like okay, you know, like obviously Robert de Niro is
not an Egyptian actor. So it is crazy though, to
have that agent conversation and then to consider that a
person basically said he wanted to be an agent to him,
which were like okay, and then to be shown what
feels like the light of like okay, well, all you
gotta do is marry this woman. Here's the thing to
marry her with. In this place, she's literally planning everything
for you, and he's saying no to that is interesting. Now,
as your friend who watches the show has already said
the streets say that they get married. Reddit found the
wedding form. Yeah, I don't know why I said it,
like that wedding title license. Thank you. Okay, so it happened.
I don't know if it happens in this chapel or
whatever whatnot. But she is losing her mind thinking that
he wants to go back, and we're like, oh my god,
he should be going back. Also, you should be the
one setting him back. In the fact of this man
and wants to go back now through his own accord
when he wants to be an actor. It's embarrassing, but
you know what, she deserves it. There's Debbie crying in
a puddle of her own tears in front of this
chapel that she Google searched to this man who clearly
doesn't love her when she didn't understand that or this
is all fake and we'repo and this is like she's
acting better than he is. I'm not quite sure is
she a better actor than he is? And that's what
we're watching. I really need you to tell me not
to be Debbie's husband. I don't know, I don't know
what it's hard. It's hard again. It's the question of
the ages. What should I do? He is someone who
would want to play Hamlet, and he's someone who I
would It's like one of those things where I would
watch him do Hamlet. I would absolutely have to have
Jake and Matt by me. I would absolutely have to
be able to grab one of their thighs throughout the
both of their thighs throughout those are The reality is
obviously throughout the entirety of the performance, because you know,
it's so it's it's he's so self conscious. He's so
self serving and like weird and like I can't imagine
him having a truthful moment on stage. Everything has to
be like presentational and an idea of what he thinks
is happening. Oh my goodness, it's gracious. I've loved talking
about this. I can't believe that she was like, yep,
three weeks to the wedding, let's get it up, honey,
we'll get here, we'll get the thing. Three weeks. He
hasn't even proposed yet. He doesn't want anything to do
with me, you know, like he doesn't even really ask
for smoothies anymore. And the way she said she was
going to do it. She's like, this is the last
move I can make. At what point are we going
to like talk about you shouldn't have to craft a
war plan to get someone to do something you want
them to do, Like, if you want to get married
to someone, it shouldn't be that hard. And if it's
that hard, there's a reason why, Like what is ours
like can't be taken away from us, you know, like
you have to work in that, you have to like
compromise and be a better person and all that stuff truly,
but you can't stronghold things like try and push square
pegs into a round holes. Like the way that she
said that was so interesting to me. Oh, I had
my phone here, I found it. Okay, I want to
just tell you what Nicole said. I'm sorry, I don't
have a thing of this. Yeah, by the way, how
is everyone okay? This is on Facebook. This is Nicole
Shay's ex wife, responding to a comment. The comment says
the woman he is going to marry is nasty too,
so controlling, and we'll let him speak to his daughter's mother.
Ever again, neither of them are prize packages. Nicole said,
I am not Alison's mother. Lool I am Madison's mother,
which you all haven't seen on the show at all
because he doesn't have anything to do with her because
he's shitty. Speaking of Shay, someone said, so tell us
what was the draw to him, and then Nicole said,
I was twenty one when I met Shae, a single
mom of a one year old, beautiful little girl. He
was thirty four. He was kind and considerate, helped with
my little girls. Sorry, I spent plenty of money and
seemed financially stable, knew how to have fun and married
but supposedly divorcing and already had divorce papers drawn up
for eight months. He will tell you himself. I just
went out and a bat with him. We weren't sorry,
We weren't sexually involved until I actually saw divorce papers.
He was fun and I was young and looking at
start a family with someone I loved. We clicked and
always had fun, but he never would divorce his wife,
even after I had a baby with him. It was
a trauma bond for me for years. I bounced back
and forth with him without him with him, I had
more children and we didn't actually get married until twenty
twenty one, when our daughter was fifteen and since the divorce.
I didn't look back. We remain friends and because we
have a kid together, we tried things more than friends
and I always shot him down and want him to
stay together and happy. I sincerely hope they do. I
haven't asked Shay for anything and so long, so this
is laughable. I share as don't want anything from him.
He is a garbage person. No onman deserves the maipulation
and cheating shit that goes on when you're in a
relationship with him. Period. Yeah, she's just God blessed. She's talking.
People are talking to her on Facebook, honey, and she's
talking back. Okay, my babes. That is all I have
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