1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: Hi, everyone, Welcome back to part two. This is Vanity Farrah. 2 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,160 Of course, my name is Chris Farrah and this is 3 00:00:11,199 --> 00:00:15,199 part two of what ninety Day Fiance Season twelve, episode eleven. 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:20,280 Meeting the Family? Meeting the family? All right, Mallory and 5 00:00:20,519 --> 00:00:25,519 Rashid a rash They are going to her friend's house. 6 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:27,800 We love them, we hate them. We know that they 7 00:00:27,839 --> 00:00:32,560 provide a backdrop for a lot of their drama. Now 8 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:38,079 do we a hondo wondo by all of this Brandy 9 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:46,159 Rashi drama. Here's why it's hard for me. I feel 10 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,759 like it's a lazy choice for there to be just 11 00:00:51,439 --> 00:00:58,079 constantly one issue with one person involved in the nuclear 12 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:04,599 family or friend of a ninety day couple. For instance, 13 00:01:06,079 --> 00:01:12,599 Alison of shan Annabel is the foil to them right 14 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:18,319 now where we can say Alison is no good person, 15 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:22,680 is not the hero in this story. Brandy is going 16 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:26,200 to be made the hero of the story after seemingly 17 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:32,680 being cast as the villain. Why it's easy is because 18 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,280 all you have to do is get this person to 19 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:38,760 be on board with a couple, to have a story 20 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,840 assigned to them, and then for them to sign a 21 00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:43,079 release paper and just you know, like make up a 22 00:01:43,079 --> 00:01:48,319 bunch of drama, and I feel like it takes away 23 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:51,439 from what I'm assuming is the drama that happens in 24 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:56,519 day to day life of moving out and like being 25 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,200 in society. Like what does he had to do? Or 26 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,519 is he had to work out? What's it like for 27 00:02:02,599 --> 00:02:03,719 him to work out? I don't know, Like, you know, 28 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:08,919 it's almost like what's been happening in other situations that 29 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,280 isn't like you keep hanging out with this guy named 30 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:21,719 Brandy Slash Brandon, is that it are your parents asking 31 00:02:21,719 --> 00:02:24,120 for money? And like are your brothers asking for you 32 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:26,479 to send something? And like has she given you anything? 33 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:31,000 How did that thing end? Okay? I also want to 34 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:33,159 raise chickens at some point. I think it'd be so 35 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:36,800 fun to raise chickens. And you know, they have chickens 36 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:40,439 on the farm, honey, in a segregated area with a 37 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:44,159 son that says, fluffy butt hut, and we're here for it, 38 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,840 fluffy butt hut. Now when they roll up, Honey, cornhole 39 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,680 has already started. We're in mid game, and he is 40 00:02:52,759 --> 00:02:55,919 really good Rash, It's really good at it. Corn Hole's fun. 41 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:58,759 You forget the corn hole's fun, and then you start 42 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,800 to play like, you know, what's fun because it's so 43 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:05,919 simple and there's something texturally gratifying about the sack. Okay, 44 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,439 now Rashid has showed his Ashit just kidding because they 45 00:03:12,479 --> 00:03:14,800 actually haven't hung out with Mikhaela and Ryan a long 46 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:17,919 time because of this whole situation with Brandy, because of 47 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,159 course Brandy's best friends with them. But now we know 48 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,520 Brandy is going to hang out and Brandy being branded 49 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,280 and he is going to roll with a girl, So 50 00:03:27,319 --> 00:03:31,520 we think, who's this girl? Well, we know her name 51 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,800 is Katie, and we know that she has like very 52 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:37,159 eighties like curly ass hair, like very bleach curly ass hair. 53 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:39,039 I actually don't mind it. It's like part of this 54 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:42,360 like new you know, like party girl aesthetic. It's very 55 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,439 like Keisha coded that like all the young girls are 56 00:03:44,439 --> 00:03:48,120 doing truly, But at the same time we're like, Brandy, 57 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:52,919 is this your girl? And like does that make Rashad 58 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,879 feel better? It was it just a single Brandy that 59 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,800 made him feel weird? Also, like how much sex did 60 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:05,520 brand and Mallory have? Like did they date date or 61 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,599 they just like made out after like a bar or 62 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,000 they like always went made out, always went home together? 63 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:17,000 You know, those are all different questions with different answers. 64 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,959 I don't know you need to tell me, So I 65 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,839 will tell you this my first mad Brandon, I thought 66 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:25,560 that was kind of like good looking. But he turns. 67 00:04:25,639 --> 00:04:28,199 He turns more and more interesting looking. H as every 68 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,839 time you see him, where like now he's like head, 69 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,079 it's a different shape than I feel like it's humanly possible. 70 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,680 But at the same time he gets wiser and wiser. 71 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:41,000 He is a sage. Okay, So they're cooking, and they're 72 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,639 cooking deer meat, and I'll tell you it's Brandy's fucking favorite. 73 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:49,040 Brandy sees it and he's like, hell, yeah, sugar dogo. 74 00:04:55,879 --> 00:05:01,839 M god, yeah, it's not the deer meat I get because, 75 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:05,639 like you know, like venice is venison. Oh god, fear, 76 00:05:07,319 --> 00:05:09,160 I know, deer meat is like a whole thing, right. 77 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:12,720 I am just like a city slicker when it comes 78 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,720 to my meat. Honey. I've told you that before, Like 79 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:18,120 I can't, I can't. I can't do it, but I 80 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,680 get that other people can. And it's gourmet. So anyway, 81 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:27,759 they love it, very happy about it. Mallory's like, you know, yeah, 82 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:31,199 how's it with us? Well, we're always together because I 83 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,240 work from home and he doesn't work ha ha ha, 84 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,480 So twenty four seven us together he he he. And 85 00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:38,480 then the girls are kind of having like a private 86 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:45,079 but not private conversation. They're at like the kitchen dinning table, 87 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,839 and the boys are just like standing up eating, which 88 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:49,240 is what I thought was interesting and almost felt like 89 00:05:49,319 --> 00:05:52,040 reverse sexist, which I liked. I you know, I'm saying, 90 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:57,279 and she's like, well, also besides that, we were talking 91 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,480 about a prenap because you know about the settlement and 92 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,000 all that stuff and the house and it's been like 93 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,600 a weird situation. They're like what No, And the boys 94 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,879 over here and they're like, would you girls gossip in 95 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,360 and whispering about? And we're supposed to believe that this 96 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:16,519 isn't at all planned. It's just hard to be like, 97 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,120 what do you guys whispered about what prenups? We're not 98 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:26,240 whispering about anything with pre naps. It's just a little 99 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,879 om the nose, right, Did you feel that way? Do 100 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,720 we have to be honest about ourselves? Okay, So that's 101 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:37,279 when Mallory decides to lay it out for everyone and 102 00:06:37,319 --> 00:06:40,439 get everyone's opinion. Boys, what would you think and what 103 00:06:40,519 --> 00:06:42,399 do you think about the fact that I would like 104 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:44,800 a prenup for him to sign a prenup, and she 105 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,480 thinks that every guy, including Brandy, is going to be like, 106 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,839 of course you going to get a prenup. But Brandy's like, 107 00:06:52,519 --> 00:06:54,519 what because you think you have a little something with 108 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,639 your settlement and your house when he's left his entire 109 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,519 everything to be with you. He's left it all. And 110 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:07,800 She's like, and of course, rash sheet, here's this. I'm 111 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:12,800 why Thames the name like that. Rash I was rash 112 00:07:12,839 --> 00:07:16,319 heard that and was just obsessed with Brandy. It was 113 00:07:16,399 --> 00:07:20,759 just like, oh, I get it, Move away, Katie, get 114 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,639 the fuck out of my way, Katie, Brandy, can I 115 00:07:23,639 --> 00:07:28,160 talk to you outside? I I I am so sorry 116 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,000 because I said you have caveman quality, but you are 117 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:35,720 so nice. You don't look at me as Thai voiced 118 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:40,639 Muslim man who cries all the time, like baby, you 119 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:47,160 think I'm a human And Brandy's like, yep, I don't 120 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:57,000 care about oh, but I'm the I was wrong about you. 121 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:01,959 You do you how my heart? I think you are 122 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:09,680 not bad. That's not I'll get white. Where are you 123 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:12,120 coming from? You know? You're just like, oh my god, 124 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,720 this is Katie's like looking out there. She's like, oh, 125 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,240 just when I got Brandy to be mine. I was 126 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:20,319 so happy that he stopped fucking around with Mallory because 127 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,480 Mallory got hers and I just finally like got into 128 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:24,600 this group. I want to be in this fun group, 129 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,519 beating this deer meat all the goddamn time, playing cornhole fun. 130 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:34,360 I've been waiting. Don't take it away from me now, Rash. 131 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:39,840 I like Katie, okay, but yeah, you know, Mallory's just like, 132 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,440 I don't care what these fucking dudes say. I need 133 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,799 to protect myself. Brandon's like, he went all in on you, 134 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:52,600 I'm gonna go in all in on him. He like, yeah, 135 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,240 it's very like Broke Back Mountain. It's very like Texan. 136 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,240 I know that they're not in Texad, Alabama, but like, 137 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,120 just like, I don't know, it's very funny to me. 138 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:04,759 I do like it. All right, Let's move on to 139 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:12,639 Asha and Maxwell. Honey, listen, the tides have turned. They 140 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,799 have done some living, and it's the next morning and 141 00:09:16,879 --> 00:09:19,240 she goes to visit his mom, who has a brand 142 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:23,279 new wig. It's shorter, it's blonde, it's you know, shorter 143 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:28,720 and blonde. I love it. It's kind of like, first 144 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,679 of all, it's not it's my like, just what is 145 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:37,519 it length? She's like, I just want to know if 146 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:40,440 you have any other questions about my age. But before then, 147 00:09:40,519 --> 00:09:42,519 let me butter you up by giving you the new 148 00:09:42,519 --> 00:09:46,039 purse that we bought you yesterday in the bazaar. And 149 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:51,159 these two dresses whatever red one that I love a lot, 150 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,600 a lot. She puts them on. She's like, I do too. 151 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:07,759 Good choice, good choice, And obviously she feels some type 152 00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:11,879 of way about Asia, but she's like, it was more 153 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,399 so I was worried that you're trying to change my son, 154 00:10:15,639 --> 00:10:19,759 my firstborn, perfect son, you know, like his eyes, his skin, 155 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,799 and as you know, as a prophet of God, the 156 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:31,240 Bible says you are the temple of God. And Maxwell's 157 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,679 mom says that in a way where she thinks that 158 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:39,559 she is going to check mate Asha, like, Mike, drop Bible. 159 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:43,200 How are you being a godly woman if you want 160 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,320 to change up when his things, When we're saying you 161 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:49,120 don't change the temple of God, They're already the temple 162 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,960 of God. That's why you don't get tattoos or piercings. 163 00:10:56,559 --> 00:11:01,559 And then Asha hears that and is like, well, sometimes 164 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,360 you want to renovate the temple. You want to put 165 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:09,120 some wallpaper up, and you want to put the sage 166 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,840 in wallpaper up. You want to you know, put some 167 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:17,000 new plumbing in. You want you know, new lighting, more 168 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:27,440 attractive lighting, better seats, cleaner carpets. You gotta change things 169 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:34,840 up a little bit sometimes. Now, if the mom was 170 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:39,559 more of a bitch, which she's not, I would be like, oh, okay, 171 00:11:40,879 --> 00:11:42,440 how about you, what are you going to renovate in 172 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:48,159 your temple? Then? Thirty nine year old I'm a saying, 173 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,159 I'm a saying, like, what you know, it can't just 174 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,960 be his temple that is in decay. Thirty nine year old, 175 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,919 I'm just saying, it's like, what else? What it's done 176 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:05,200 the docket? When are you gonna, you know, patch patch 177 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:07,519 up some of the holes in there? Honey? Okay. So 178 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:14,200 after that conversation, the mom's like, I just you know, 179 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:18,120 here's the thing. Just focus on having them kids as 180 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:21,440 fast as possible, because you think that, you know, Maxwell 181 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,840 has issues with his skin. He's just like his daddy. 182 00:12:23,879 --> 00:12:26,600 His daddy had them bumps on his skin too, And 183 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:31,000 once I had kids, Daddy's skin gone, all the bumps gone, 184 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,240 and we all clucked this, including Asia, which she's like, 185 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:40,080 she thinks that me having a child is going to 186 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:45,960 cure any sort of acne on Maxwell's headface, body, because 187 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,559 obviously hormonal things happen change wise for women. I don't 188 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,440 know what they do for acne. I mean, I don't 189 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,039 know if it's like burst of bad skin and then 190 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,879 you get better skin. Who knows. I'm not quite sure. 191 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,159 But at the same time, we all know that it 192 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,120 does not affect the men's skin at all, unless you're 193 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,919 gonna tell me that the stress of it does. He 194 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:11,399 looks like he hasn't been sleeping. It's dry anyway. So 195 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:14,960 Asia just hears that she's wearing like a smocked green 196 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:17,519 leaf dress, you know, and her mom's and the mom's like, 197 00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:21,720 how many kids do you want? Like two boys and 198 00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:25,720 two girls? What? One girl? Two boys? Two one girl? 199 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:34,840 Twe twe girls? Twe not twins? One? And then he 200 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:37,679 she's like, I'm gonna leave this room before you add 201 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:41,840 six or seven to the equation. Yeah, she wants a 202 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,519 lot of kids, and you know, unless there's literally, like 203 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,840 you know, a couple of drops of like some multiples 204 00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:50,960 that's gonna be hard. Maybe she's gonna have twe girls, 205 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:57,919 two boys and twin girls. Oh my god, how cute 206 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:06,240 twe girls? Oh? Oh twe Okay, So then Asha decides 207 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,120 to call her god Bro because she gets to have 208 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,320 one because she was baptized. That's why he would maybe 209 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,000 want to get baptized. I'm not saying you need to, 210 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,480 but if you want to, you know that's how you 211 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,200 got to god Bro. I don't know God bless who. Uh. 212 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:22,039 He's freezing back home and she's not freezing. She's in Africa, 213 00:14:22,519 --> 00:14:27,679 and he's like haha. She's like, yeah, just kidding. I'm 214 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,120 having the time of my life. He's like, no one cares, 215 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,559 no one wants you here, and she's like, well, I'll 216 00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:39,039 tell you who wants me here. It's maxwell. In fact, 217 00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:41,360 I need you to come. I need to come and 218 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,360 get my sisters and boord a plane and get your 219 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:48,320 ass here because I'm getting married or doing the spousal visa. 220 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:56,120 And he's like, bitch, you're crazy, bitch your nuts. You're 221 00:14:56,159 --> 00:15:00,279 acting like you're twelve years old. Are you pregnant? Why 222 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,559 would you be doing this? And she's like when she 223 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,639 when he asks if she could be pregnant. She almost 224 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:12,200 starts laughing. She's almost like, bitch, you're crazy, why you're 225 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:17,799 getting married? And he's like he has he's a lesser 226 00:15:17,879 --> 00:15:26,039 caliber than you. He's scamming you. He has nothing, nothing, 227 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:33,360 nothing like he Why would you marry this? What's wrong 228 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,840 with you? Are you saying like there has to be 229 00:15:35,879 --> 00:15:40,320 a reason, like you are? I mean, he really doesn't. 230 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:44,039 Now this is all things to me. He should have 231 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,879 said before and have gotten other people to co sign it, 232 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,840 like her sisters. They should have sat her down with 233 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,440 her mom before this happened and was like, bitch, what 234 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,639 what are you going to do here? Now? What are 235 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:02,039 you doing? You didn't girl with there in one you 236 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:10,080 go marry him? No you're not. No, you're not stupid. 237 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,399 I'm not gonna let you stupid thing you're gonna do. 238 00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:18,720 Really need to do that, you know, straight up. Okay, 239 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,639 So let's move on to Annabelle and Shay. It is 240 00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:26,639 the next morning and she, you know, from his absolute 241 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:29,039 weird rager where Alison hangs out with twenty one year 242 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,039 old and he decides that he's gonna buy them islands. 243 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:32,960 I'm not quite sure exactly what we're supposed to believe 244 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,519 it what we're not supposed to believe, Like what who 245 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,360 were those extras or people just around on the same lake, 246 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:39,919 like does Alison have all those kids? And is it 247 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,039 half drunk? And also hangs out with young people like 248 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,919 who are these young people? And why this is? Because 249 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,840 Alison doesn't have any friends that she that like like 250 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,960 her anymore, that she grew up with, like they all 251 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 think that she's you know, stupid or crazy, and like, 252 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,519 I don't want to deal with here bullshit anymore, so 253 00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:52,960 she can only hang out with like young people who 254 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,799 don't know all about her drama in her past. I 255 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,440 don't know. I'm just saying that party happened. And this 256 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:06,880 is the next morning, Annabelle's cleaning up and Shay is 257 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:11,640 laying in bed, very tired, tired laying in bed, and 258 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,240 he says he's feeling rough and it's because he's still drunk. 259 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,960 And she's like, oh, you said you only have four 260 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,240 or five beers, you stupid asshole. And he was like, well, 261 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:22,440 everyone brought gifts of bourbon and moonshine. I was like, 262 00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:25,319 why can't they bring like things I would like like 263 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:36,039 Joe Malone candles and like flowers. Okay, she is obviously 264 00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:38,680 upset at him. She's like, last night you were flirty 265 00:17:38,799 --> 00:17:43,079 and dancing and drunk and taking pictures and you were 266 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:49,960 an embarrassing hot mess nightmare. And he's like, talk about 267 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:55,119 hot mess. Go get that hot compass, honey, sorry, hot compress. 268 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,240 Go get me something to put on my neck. I'm dying. 269 00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:01,240 And so she does. She tends to him, She nurses him, 270 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,960 she gets that how you should make him breakfast, you 271 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,759 know she is. She gives him a full backs massage, 272 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,240 like I mean, then she starts like massaging his butt. 273 00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:11,480 She says his ass is chunky. And then when I 274 00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:16,200 saw this punching his back and butt saying that, saying 275 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,039 that she still loves him, did I realize we're going 276 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:23,759 to get multiple seasons of them. They fit a textbook, 277 00:18:23,839 --> 00:18:28,079 which is a not like they fit a textbook, none 278 00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:32,799 of the fiance trope of a couple who are ridiculous 279 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:38,160 in theory and yet kind of like play into it 280 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:45,920 because of their like archetypes. But you know, obviously are 281 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,759 like obviously are in it for the long haul, and 282 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,640 that's what I think they are. And I do feel 283 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:57,400 like because there are other players, only too happy to 284 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:01,559 get involved like his child and Nicole and stuff like that. Cole, 285 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,039 by the way, has been saying a lot of things 286 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,920 on Facebook. You know, I get all of the tea 287 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:13,680 with my phone. I don't have to make a reel 288 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,400 about it because I realize I don't think I have 289 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,200 my phone around me Becau's a different area. I'll look 290 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,680 at it later. Okay, I'll tell you what Nicole said 291 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,240 in like a reel. So make sure you're following me. 292 00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:27,359 I'm at Chris el Fara on Instagram TikTok, and I'm 293 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:30,480 also Chris Farah on YouTube of course, at the patreon 294 00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:35,200 dot com slash Chris Farah and a Facebook group Vanity 295 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,119 Farah are my page Chris Fara, So I will post 296 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:44,559 information I have. They're going to be around for more. 297 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,799 That's what I have to say, because especially there's other 298 00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:50,200 players involved, like his daughters and his ex wife. But 299 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:55,279 now we know that on Today's Menu of Horrible Decisions, 300 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,039 Alison has made them go to her church. Now I 301 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,839 know Annabel to be a devout Catholic, which makes sense. 302 00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:06,920 She's from the Philippines. It's the like major religion there. 303 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,839 And obviously everybody told you I am a Catholic, so 304 00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:14,359 you know, I get it, and we're now supposed to 305 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:20,279 believe that Alison cares deeply about her non denominational Christian faith. 306 00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:23,720 Now I will get myself in trouble because I sort 307 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:27,519 of feel like Annabelle, where I'm like, I don't get 308 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,799 you know, I don't get why it's so important for 309 00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:32,519 you to go to a non denominational Christian church like this. 310 00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:35,480 I feel the same way when I'm in a denominational 311 00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:39,400 Christian church. I'm like, this looks like some convention rock show, 312 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,640 you know, Like I need to like a church with pews. 313 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:44,440 Annabel walks in, She's like, these are like seats, These 314 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:49,039 are like what folding seats? Like? Do these get moved 315 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,799 away later? Why? Because this space is used for something 316 00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:53,839 else besides the House of God? Is that what you're 317 00:20:53,839 --> 00:21:03,920 taught me? Weird? Anyway, So they sit and Annabel isn't 318 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,680 someone who's like keep her energy to herself, Like she 319 00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:09,319 doesn't have like a poker face, and she's not someone 320 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:16,119 who is just going to be like now, Annabel also 321 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,200 knows that is not good television. What is better television 322 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,200 is to do exactly what Annabel is doing, which is 323 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:33,119 like rolling those eyes, yawning, being over it, and it's 324 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,720 not hard because yeah, it's just like a long homily. 325 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,839 I'm like, where's all this? Where's all the I don't 326 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,319 know where's all the like, I don't know. The Catholic 327 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:45,519 Church is whatever. The Western romance, I'm sorry, Roman Catholic 328 00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:47,519 Church is boring, and I feel like at least the 329 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:53,319 other parts are a little more interesting culturally, but at 330 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,079 least there's a certain rhythm about them. I don't know. 331 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,200 And at least again, they're like usually under an hour. 332 00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:02,240 That's why when Annabel like, how long is this an hour? Now? 333 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,599 Some of the NONDA name sorry, some non denominational churches 334 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,759 I don't know why, I can't talk today are really 335 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:14,599 long for their masses, like three hours because there's like 336 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:18,119 a whole sing of the hour or whatnot. That's too 337 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,400 long because you have to have the hour that says 338 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,480 social hour, and so you're already adding time that could 339 00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:27,680 be the social hour. No one has that much time 340 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:30,880 you'd want to go. I love going, I mean this 341 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,359 is I would say love is a big word. But 342 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:38,319 going to church having a social moment and then going 343 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:45,680 out to eat afterward, is it is great anyway, So 344 00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:49,000 after church, you know, in the parking lot, they all 345 00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:54,440 have a talk, and this part's crazy. Now. Shay is like, 346 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,960 both of you girls have to get along, and Alison 347 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,400 is like, well, she was being rude the whole time. 348 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,200 She was rolling her eyes and as I said, she 349 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:09,160 was just like not into it. She wasn't open minded, 350 00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:14,079 and it was just really annoying. And she's like, well, 351 00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,440 I think that you both are being rude. And that's 352 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,480 when she's like, well, I mean she knows she is 353 00:23:18,519 --> 00:23:21,400 being rude. She has got a rude face. This is 354 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,759 what Allison says to annabel Now, does Annabelle have a 355 00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:28,079 rude face? Yes, but who has a rude face? Fucking Alison? Alison. 356 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,440 Allison's face is so rude. And then on top of it, 357 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,200 she put lip fillerinum, which makes her fucking lips look rude. 358 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:40,599 Now here's also where she gets crazy. Shay is like 359 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,839 trying to tap dance between both people, and he's like, well, 360 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,119 uh okay, Atiba, would you think she's like nine and 361 00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:48,160 like it not for me? And he's like, well, why 362 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,359 don't we go to a Catholic Mass? And Alison's like, 363 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,359 I'm not going to a Catholic mass. I'm not changing 364 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,440 my life as a devout Christian woman any more. That 365 00:23:57,559 --> 00:24:00,400 I had to to acquiesce to this person, and who's 366 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,119 moved here, who has to, you know, do what we 367 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,960 do because she's moved here. Anna Belle's like, I don't 368 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,279 have to do anything. I don't want to. She stops 369 00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:11,920 talking to Alison. She's like, fuck this pitch, You're rude. 370 00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:14,359 And then she's like, are you rolling your eyes at me? 371 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,400 Anna Bell? And Adas Bell's like, she looks like a 372 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,720 googly eyed doll. Those bose eyes be rolling. And then 373 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,519 she's like, you know me, you know me? How dare 374 00:24:23,599 --> 00:24:28,160 you shay? So you know, here's the thing. I low 375 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,880 key think this is again all fake, kind of let 376 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,559 the Brandy situation. I do think this is all fake 377 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,319 because it's just too close to home and too perfect 378 00:24:35,319 --> 00:24:37,759 for them to maintain like a sort of like dramatic 379 00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:41,599 revellency on the show. Alison knows what she's doing, Nicole 380 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:48,880 knows what she's doing making sure that they're on. Alison's 381 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,559 so upset she gets in her car. She's like, I'm 382 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:52,680 not gonna deal with you. Guys. We've been having a 383 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,960 standoff here. I'm bored. I want to drink immediately. I 384 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,640 can't wait to get to the bar. It's already whatever eleven, 385 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,640 Oh what am Get me out of here. And she 386 00:25:02,759 --> 00:25:07,240 drives out of that parking lot like a devil, rolls 387 00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:10,839 over some fucking curb and she's like, if they're they're 388 00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:14,079 gonna get married in the state, if they were to 389 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:16,400 get married like next week, I would say no, I 390 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:26,759 wouldn't even fucking go. Not me Christian Alison. She looks 391 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:29,839 starts like speaking in tongues. We're like, oh my god, Asia, 392 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:38,759 you know what I'm saying. I just really liked Annabelle's 393 00:25:38,759 --> 00:25:42,799 like facial movements the entire time, and how like truly 394 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,799 Catholic she is, and how she looks down on non 395 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:50,480 de nom Christian people. Has been like, what is some 396 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:56,559 weird rock concert? Is that what you're doing? Shane doesn't 397 00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:59,200 seem to be super Christian. Shane seems to be like, well, 398 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,680 I just go where I was supposed to go, wherever. 399 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:07,440 Whatever woman I subscribe to bosses me makes me go somewhere. 400 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,880 I go there, And Annabel's like, yeah, and I'm that 401 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,519 woman now and we're Katholic Katholic. Don't even worry about 402 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:20,599 what's happening for Lenton advent a lot. Talk about a 403 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,519 fish fry. You have no fucking clue, honey, no clue 404 00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:30,279 what's coming your way? Okay, I have to talk Meadow 405 00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:41,039 and Debbie, and I'm super excited. Okay. So obviously we're 406 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,759 hot on the heels of the whole Hallyween disaster where 407 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,480 he should have gone home but he didn't go home, 408 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,759 and then they had to talk by the lake, and 409 00:26:52,759 --> 00:26:56,079 then we realized Debbie is a nightmare woman and we 410 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,200 have to wash our hands of her and whatever she 411 00:26:58,279 --> 00:27:01,359 decides to do, because whatever happens to her, like whatever 412 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:10,720 befalls her is her doing period. Okay, so obviously he 413 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,640 blamed her for that whole situation, and he, you know, 414 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:16,480 is just going about his business, which is the Hollywood business. 415 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,839 But before that happens, we get there, like, oh, cute 416 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,720 sea moment, which is they're going kayaking in some brown 417 00:27:23,799 --> 00:27:27,200 ass water, honey, some Mississippi river water. Honey. I mean 418 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,400 it's it's golf of Mexico water. I don't know, it's 419 00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:33,319 telling you it's brown, you know, like they're kayaking in it. 420 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,000 And at one point he decides to do one of 421 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,880 his classic Egyptian pranks that they always do. He's so crazy. 422 00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:45,640 He decides to catch a fish. She's like where, and 423 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:52,079 he's like, such a good actor. I thought you thought 424 00:27:52,079 --> 00:28:01,559 I was a fisherman, a kayaking fisherman, kayaking kayak kayaking, kayaking. Ah, 425 00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:09,079 so funny. Anyway, So after that we get this scene. 426 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,000 And I'm only going to tell you that this scene 427 00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:15,519 is the kind of scene that, like when the cameraman 428 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,400 is doing it, or like, how are they decided to 429 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:23,440 make him do what he's doing. The cameraman is jizzing 430 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,640 watching it happen. The editor is jizzing while they're editing 431 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:33,799 this scene. He is laying on the floor looking into 432 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:40,240 a mirror, trying to do different faces, a dramatic face, 433 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:50,359 a hot face, a sad face, a thinking face, and 434 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:57,240 he says from memory, douby or not to. 435 00:28:57,359 --> 00:29:09,799 Speaker 2: Be this is the problem, and we all die, We 436 00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:11,440 all die listening to it. 437 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:18,079 Speaker 1: And he loves what he's doing, and he loves what 438 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,440 he's seeing, and he loves what he's hearing. About to 439 00:29:21,599 --> 00:29:25,119 drop some Shakespeare on these stupid assholes. They didn't think 440 00:29:25,119 --> 00:29:29,200 it was coming from a tourist guide. To be or 441 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,680 not to be? This is the problem. 442 00:29:35,119 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 2: This is the problem, to be or not to be? 443 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,079 Speaker 1: To be or not to be? To be or not 444 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:58,400 to be? This is the problem. Now obviously it's Shakespeare's 445 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,559 Hamlet and he's talking about you know, suicide or whatnot, 446 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:07,079 go bless, and it's it is the question he's asking, 447 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:11,440 Do I live or do I die? That's the question. 448 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,440 It's it can me connsidered a problem? I wish he 449 00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:20,319 kept going Do be or not to be? That is 450 00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:26,359 the problem, whether it is noble liter in my life 451 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,640 to be an actor in Hollywood or to be they'll 452 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,480 be husband in New Orleans. You know, you're like, no, 453 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:43,720 don't worry. He's still thinking about not asking Wie to 454 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,839 be his wife, but his acting career. So then he 455 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,079 has a zoom meeting with an agent Toney, which is 456 00:30:49,119 --> 00:30:50,960 like crazy, how did this happen? That's what I want 457 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,480 to know, Like, well, how did this happen? Because like, truly, 458 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,519 how did it happen? Like did he just get an 459 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,640 agent to dm on Instagram? Is this set up from 460 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:06,000 that acting class? Like did he submit materials of this 461 00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:08,599 from the two headshots he was looking at when he 462 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,839 was like, don't bother me. Did he drop a mailing 463 00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:16,519 into you know, the post office? Like who is this agent? 464 00:31:18,759 --> 00:31:23,240 And he is this person recognized as a SAG franchised 465 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:28,759 agent and anyway, so that's all the questions that have 466 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,039 to be answered. But they're having the zoom and the 467 00:31:31,079 --> 00:31:33,359 agent's like, well, who you know? What type are you? Who? 468 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:35,559 What kind of actors do you? Like? Like what do 469 00:31:35,599 --> 00:31:38,000 you think of yourself as? And he's like I'm like 470 00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:44,440 brad Pit, hotter, better actor, better taste than women, brad Pit. 471 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,680 And then the agent is like, well you are hot, 472 00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:57,359 which then I was like, what is that's this is 473 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:02,400 not real. That's not real. There's the first of all, no, 474 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,720 and then second thing is what you're on zoom and 475 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:13,880 like that's so awkward and he's not I mean, I 476 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,960 honestly want to like I think that if that is 477 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,680 a real agent, he should be fired. Like I feel 478 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,440 like he should be dragged through Reddit and they should 479 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,799 fire him. He's that's not right. It was weird. It 480 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,680 was just like yeah, it's like it's not something you 481 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,759 would you would say, like he's not hot, so it's 482 00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:31,319 just say. Then the agent's like, well here's the thing. 483 00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:35,839 You need to take classes, acting classes and English classes, 484 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,640 and then and only then maybe we can have a 485 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,240 working relationship. Now, Meto hears this as being like, great, 486 00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:49,039 I got the agent. Good, I have new agents. I 487 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:54,480 just got to sign up for dual lingo and just 488 00:32:54,519 --> 00:33:00,279 go back to Jimmy or whatever. Okay. At this point, 489 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:03,200 now he's calling Debbie d D, which I almost think 490 00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:05,720 is just because his name is Meto and so d 491 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,319 D feels more like Meto than Debbie, which is too 492 00:33:08,359 --> 00:33:12,880 hard to say because of the bees, the boot d 493 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:19,720 the He is being in a weird mood and Debbi's like, 494 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,319 what's up. He's like, oh, to come out here, and 495 00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:22,960 she's like, I had meeting with the agent. She's like, 496 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,920 how'd I go. He's like, oh, now is my agent. 497 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:32,640 We're like, okay, that's not what we heard, buddy, but okay, sure. 498 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,400 Jan He's like, I'm so excited I got to sign 499 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,920 up for classes and she's like, okay, well, you know 500 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:44,079 what also is exciting us us is exciting remember us 501 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,400 we get to do fun things like get married or 502 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,839 you're going back. Seems like you're more excited about this 503 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,920 acting stuff or our marriage in the wedding. So then 504 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,279 one day we're assuming, the next day we don't quite 505 00:33:58,359 --> 00:34:00,720 know how life works and time works in the galaxy. 506 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:03,480 She's like, I have a surprise for you, and he's like, great, 507 00:34:03,559 --> 00:34:06,319 I've been asking please surprise me every day with a 508 00:34:06,359 --> 00:34:10,559 new fun thing. I'm so bored here, Please entertain me. 509 00:34:10,599 --> 00:34:13,239 I've been asking for you to do something more. I 510 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,320 want more from you. And then she's like, okay, well 511 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,320 get in, buckle up, let's get her smoothies. Let's go. 512 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,039 I'm just kidding. She doesn't get her smoothies, but you 513 00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:23,599 know that she thought about it. So she had gone 514 00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:26,079 online and found this chapel. She goes in the chapel. 515 00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:28,599 There's a girl there, lady there, running the chapel with 516 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,199 an English accent. It's adorable, an adorable English accent. And 517 00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:36,880 he should see his face when she's like, oh, look 518 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,639 where i'd brought you your surprise, this chapel. And he 519 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:51,000 looks like she was like, denounce everything you've known and 520 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:54,559 worshiped the almighty devil. Like you know, he looks at her, 521 00:34:54,840 --> 00:35:02,239 He's just like what No, he's so upset. So they 522 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,440 tour this chapel. It's cute enough, it's tiny, but it's cute. 523 00:35:05,519 --> 00:35:08,760 It's like well pointed, there's charm, there's like some red 524 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,239 room you can hang out in, some green room, you know, 525 00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:14,719 like the nice English lady's like, what do you what 526 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,199 do you think of this? You know what? I god 527 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:21,719 buss And he's like, Nola. She's like, okay, well, I'll 528 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,159 give you time alone, you know whatever. God buss. So 529 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:30,280 then Debbie's like, uh, okay, buddy, and he's like and 530 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:36,880 she's like too much and he's like, oh yes, absolutely 531 00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:44,000 too much. And she's like, I don't think okay. Uh. 532 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,559 He's like, I think we need to talk. I need 533 00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:58,480 to return back home. And she loses her mind. She's 534 00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:05,199 like what, no, no, not this, not you wanting to 535 00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:10,519 go home? Like she leaves the premises. She yells at 536 00:36:10,519 --> 00:36:14,719 the producer's following her. She has a mini breakdown. She 537 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,159 like has to like kneel down on the street hypervent 538 00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:21,199 a landing over this man who clearly has never loved 539 00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:24,360 her and doesn't want to be with her and can't 540 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:32,719 even muscle through this wedding venue. She can't even really 541 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,880 scam her, like, not to the degree that he would 542 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:42,639 need to do to get the scam across. Surely it's like, Okay, 543 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,719 he wants to be an actor. So in order to 544 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,440 be an actor, you know, and really to have like 545 00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:50,800 some footing, you have to do it in America. But 546 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,440 I wonder if there was something where the agent was like, 547 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,360 you have to know English better that he was like, 548 00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:05,679 I don't want to exert the effort, so I might 549 00:37:05,679 --> 00:37:07,400 as well go back to Egypt and I don't have 550 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,280 to worry about it. Because if you wanted to be 551 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,519 an actor, like if your whole thing was I want 552 00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:15,960 to be an actor, an American actor, Brad Pitt, Hollyoo 553 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,480 blah blah blah blahlah, then you would think you would 554 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,079 do whatever it took, especially once you were in America 555 00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:25,920 to stay there. And an agent being like, okay, well 556 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,800 you got to do two things. Continue the first thing 557 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,239 you're doing, which is take acting classes, but also take 558 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,880 English classes. You would think someone would be like, Okay, 559 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,880 now here's the thing. Learning how he knows how to 560 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:44,800 speak English, right, But learning to auditsh an accent or 561 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,079 learn or just having to like sit through classes in 562 00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:53,480 itself is annoying. It's not fun and it's definitely work, 563 00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:56,719 like elocution classes, or like addiction classes or you know, 564 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,639 any language classes. Obviously, like you're paying attention to someone 565 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:03,920 and you're having to memorize something and then practice something 566 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,679 over and over. It's obviously, you know, not the funnest. 567 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,840 So I wonder if he is the kind of a 568 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,199 person that just like dreams about certain things, that doesn't 569 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,760 want to exert the effort and it needed to get 570 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,280 it done, because surely he can have whatever acting career 571 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,119 he wants to have in Egypt. And I'm not saying 572 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,000 it's bad, like he can, but he's the one that's 573 00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:24,119 been like, oh, I want to be like Robert de Niro, 574 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,440 Like okay, you know, like obviously Robert de Niro is 575 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,599 not an Egyptian actor. So it is crazy though, to 576 00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:33,719 have that agent conversation and then to consider that a 577 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,000 person basically said he wanted to be an agent to him, 578 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,639 which were like okay, and then to be shown what 579 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,960 feels like the light of like okay, well, all you 580 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,920 gotta do is marry this woman. Here's the thing to 581 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000 marry her with. In this place, she's literally planning everything 582 00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:54,960 for you, and he's saying no to that is interesting. Now, 583 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,159 as your friend who watches the show has already said 584 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,280 the streets say that they get married. Reddit found the 585 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:08,079 wedding form. Yeah, I don't know why I said it, 586 00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:15,719 like that wedding title license. Thank you. Okay, so it happened. 587 00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,199 I don't know if it happens in this chapel or 588 00:39:17,199 --> 00:39:19,800 whatever whatnot. But she is losing her mind thinking that 589 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,119 he wants to go back, and we're like, oh my god, 590 00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:24,199 he should be going back. Also, you should be the 591 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,840 one setting him back. In the fact of this man 592 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,039 and wants to go back now through his own accord 593 00:39:28,119 --> 00:39:31,039 when he wants to be an actor. It's embarrassing, but 594 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:34,480 you know what, she deserves it. There's Debbie crying in 595 00:39:34,519 --> 00:39:36,719 a puddle of her own tears in front of this 596 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,960 chapel that she Google searched to this man who clearly 597 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,440 doesn't love her when she didn't understand that or this 598 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,679 is all fake and we'repo and this is like she's 599 00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,960 acting better than he is. I'm not quite sure is 600 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,360 she a better actor than he is? And that's what 601 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:53,159 we're watching. I really need you to tell me not 602 00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:59,599 to be Debbie's husband. I don't know, I don't know 603 00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:06,679 what it's hard. It's hard again. It's the question of 604 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:14,559 the ages. What should I do? He is someone who 605 00:40:14,599 --> 00:40:18,360 would want to play Hamlet, and he's someone who I 606 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,880 would It's like one of those things where I would 607 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,440 watch him do Hamlet. I would absolutely have to have 608 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:29,239 Jake and Matt by me. I would absolutely have to 609 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,159 be able to grab one of their thighs throughout the 610 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,159 both of their thighs throughout those are The reality is 611 00:40:35,159 --> 00:40:41,639 obviously throughout the entirety of the performance, because you know, 612 00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:45,000 it's so it's it's he's so self conscious. He's so 613 00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:50,079 self serving and like weird and like I can't imagine 614 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,039 him having a truthful moment on stage. Everything has to 615 00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:55,880 be like presentational and an idea of what he thinks 616 00:40:56,119 --> 00:41:01,559 is happening. Oh my goodness, it's gracious. I've loved talking 617 00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:05,119 about this. I can't believe that she was like, yep, 618 00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:07,360 three weeks to the wedding, let's get it up, honey, 619 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,039 we'll get here, we'll get the thing. Three weeks. He 620 00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:11,199 hasn't even proposed yet. He doesn't want anything to do 621 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,239 with me, you know, like he doesn't even really ask 622 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,039 for smoothies anymore. And the way she said she was 623 00:41:16,039 --> 00:41:18,000 going to do it. She's like, this is the last 624 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,039 move I can make. At what point are we going 625 00:41:23,079 --> 00:41:27,079 to like talk about you shouldn't have to craft a 626 00:41:27,159 --> 00:41:31,480 war plan to get someone to do something you want 627 00:41:31,519 --> 00:41:35,159 them to do, Like, if you want to get married 628 00:41:35,199 --> 00:41:41,440 to someone, it shouldn't be that hard. And if it's 629 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,280 that hard, there's a reason why, Like what is ours 630 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,599 like can't be taken away from us, you know, like 631 00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:52,119 you have to work in that, you have to like 632 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:55,199 compromise and be a better person and all that stuff truly, 633 00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:04,239 but you can't stronghold things like try and push square 634 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:09,440 pegs into a round holes. Like the way that she 635 00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:13,119 said that was so interesting to me. Oh, I had 636 00:42:13,119 --> 00:42:14,599 my phone here, I found it. Okay, I want to 637 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:18,360 just tell you what Nicole said. I'm sorry, I don't 638 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:23,480 have a thing of this. Yeah, by the way, how 639 00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:40,000 is everyone okay? This is on Facebook. This is Nicole 640 00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:42,679 Shay's ex wife, responding to a comment. The comment says 641 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,280 the woman he is going to marry is nasty too, 642 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,559 so controlling, and we'll let him speak to his daughter's mother. 643 00:42:48,639 --> 00:42:52,079 Ever again, neither of them are prize packages. Nicole said, 644 00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:55,280 I am not Alison's mother. Lool I am Madison's mother, 645 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,559 which you all haven't seen on the show at all 646 00:42:57,599 --> 00:42:59,920 because he doesn't have anything to do with her because 647 00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:04,199 he's shitty. Speaking of Shay, someone said, so tell us 648 00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:08,639 what was the draw to him, and then Nicole said, 649 00:43:09,599 --> 00:43:11,480 I was twenty one when I met Shae, a single 650 00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:14,960 mom of a one year old, beautiful little girl. He 651 00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:18,159 was thirty four. He was kind and considerate, helped with 652 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,880 my little girls. Sorry, I spent plenty of money and 653 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:28,039 seemed financially stable, knew how to have fun and married 654 00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:33,760 but supposedly divorcing and already had divorce papers drawn up 655 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,519 for eight months. He will tell you himself. I just 656 00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:39,360 went out and a bat with him. We weren't sorry, 657 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,760 We weren't sexually involved until I actually saw divorce papers. 658 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:46,719 He was fun and I was young and looking at 659 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,079 start a family with someone I loved. We clicked and 660 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,880 always had fun, but he never would divorce his wife, 661 00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:53,960 even after I had a baby with him. It was 662 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,320 a trauma bond for me for years. I bounced back 663 00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,599 and forth with him without him with him, I had 664 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:03,079 more children and we didn't actually get married until twenty 665 00:44:03,119 --> 00:44:06,159 twenty one, when our daughter was fifteen and since the divorce. 666 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,159 I didn't look back. We remain friends and because we 667 00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:12,559 have a kid together, we tried things more than friends 668 00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:14,360 and I always shot him down and want him to 669 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:19,000 stay together and happy. I sincerely hope they do. I 670 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,079 haven't asked Shay for anything and so long, so this 671 00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:24,880 is laughable. I share as don't want anything from him. 672 00:44:26,679 --> 00:44:29,000 He is a garbage person. No onman deserves the maipulation 673 00:44:29,119 --> 00:44:31,199 and cheating shit that goes on when you're in a 674 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:38,320 relationship with him. Period. Yeah, she's just God blessed. She's talking. 675 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,360 People are talking to her on Facebook, honey, and she's 676 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:46,159 talking back. Okay, my babes. That is all I have 677 00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,960 to say. If you haven't yet, please give this podcast 678 00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:51,559 five stars and a fun review, like some weird thing 679 00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:53,920 you liked. I don't know something fun I said that 680 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 makes you super happy. I love to read those. It 681 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,119 makes you feel like you connected to some weird small thing. 682 00:44:58,159 --> 00:45:00,760 And I'll remember because I probably I'm hoping I remember 683 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,679 because I said it. We'll see or give a better view. 684 00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,840 I have no idea, but don't actually just keep that 685 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:10,119 to yourself, make that your insight thought. It's just situations 686 00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:13,599 like what Kitty has to do, all right, my babes. 687 00:45:13,639 --> 00:45:16,440 Of course, yes, after that five star view, please give 688 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,480 me five dollars by subscribing to my Patreon. It's patreon 689 00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:24,280 dot com slash Chris Fair and like my pages, subscribe 690 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,960 and follow. I'm Chris Farah on Facebook. I have a 691 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,159 Facebook page Chris Farah. I have a Vanity Fair Private group. 692 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:37,280 I have, of course my Instagram and TikTok profile at 693 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,960 Chris el Farah. 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