WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:03.879 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The 2 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:08.960 Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent, magnificent Wednesday. We're going 3 00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:11.800 to talk about more tranny magnets this hour. I'll get 4 00:00:11.839 --> 00:00:14.800 to some emails this hour the world to make believe 5 00:00:15.439 --> 00:00:18.440 all that, and so much more still to come on 6 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:25.079 The Jesse Kelly Show. But oh boy, Sometimes speaking of 7 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:28.800 knowing what you're dealing with and understanding what you're dealing with, 8 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:33.799 maybe the tranny thing is the thing that will drive 9 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:37.079 this home to normis or people and maybe this is 10 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:41.960 you people who haven't fully accepted where democrats have gone 11 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:45.799 in this country and fully accepted that that when you're 12 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:51.119 talking to a Democrat now you have to approach it 13 00:00:52.039 --> 00:00:56.039 as if the person is insane. And we've talked many 14 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:59.479 times about the reason they're insane. We'll talk about it again. 15 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:04.359 But they believe a lot of things that just simply 16 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:08.560 aren't real, and when you talk to them, you have 17 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:11.480 to keep that in mind. I know, they look like you, 18 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:15.519 they have two hands, two eyes, two feet, maybe they're 19 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:19.840 even related to you. And so it's human nature to 20 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:23.359 see someone that looks like you and think that you're 21 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:26.680 dealing with someone at least as propaganda efforts in this 22 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:35.000 country that they're not really human anymore. If you think 23 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:37.439 that's too far, I'm going to play for you in 24 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:46.480 exchange between Missouri Senator Josh Holly and a doctor. You ready, the. 25 00:01:46.519 --> 00:01:48.840 Goal is is the truth? So can men get pregnant? 26 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:50.079 Again? 27 00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:52.959 The reason I pause there is I'm not really sure 28 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:54.439 what the goal of the question. 29 00:01:54.599 --> 00:01:57.480 Goal is to establish a biological reality. You just said 30 00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:01.519 a moment ago that science and evidence control, not politics. 31 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:05.159 So let's just test that proposition. Can men get pregnant? 32 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:09.039 I take care of people with many identities, but can 33 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:09.840 men get pregnant? 34 00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:11.159 Many women that. 35 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:11.879 Can get pregnant? 36 00:02:11.919 --> 00:02:15.240 I do take care of people that don't identify as women. 37 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:19.439 That can Can men get pregnant? Again? As I'm saying, 38 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:21.759 let me let me just remind you. You testify to a 39 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:26.159 moment ago science and evidence should control, not politics. So 40 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:29.680 should can men get pregnant? You're a doctory. 41 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:32.360 Science and evidence should guide medicine. 42 00:02:32.560 --> 00:02:35.039 I do science and evidence tell us that men can 43 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:37.479 get pregnant? Biological men? Can they get pregnant? 44 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:39.960 I also think yes no questions like this are a 45 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.159 political tool, and. 46 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:43.400 No, yes, no questions are about the truth, doctor, or 47 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.159 let's not make a mockery of this proceeding. 48 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:50.680 I want you to remember who you're dealing with when 49 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:54.919 you talk to your liberal and Peggy Ashley Moody Senator 50 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:59.039 Ashley Moody at some times, Wellma, can men get pregnant? 51 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:02.960 Doctor Burba, I just want to make sure we're doctor Bran, 52 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:04.159 Can men get pregnant? 53 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:06.639 As a doctor? Give me your opinion as a doctor? 54 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:07.680 Can men get pregnant? 55 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:15.560 I mean, I'll move on to the next one is doctor, 56 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:16.680 can men get pregnant? 57 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:17.919 No? 58 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:21.479 I know you're a lawyer, an AG like I was 59 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:21.840 an ag. 60 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:23.080 Can men get pregnant? 61 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:23.520 No? 62 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:31.479 But the communists can't answer the question. You're not dealing 63 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:36.319 with someone who is like you. That's all I'm trying 64 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:41.120 to say. And we can talk about it again. They're 65 00:03:41.159 --> 00:03:44.599 not like you because they live in a world of 66 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:50.159 make believe. If you're a communist, you are able to 67 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:54.439 live every moment of your life in that world because 68 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:57.960 the corporate press is that world, the university system is 69 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:03.400 that world. Hollywood is that world. So if you watch ABC, NBCCBS, 70 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:06.240 if you read the New York Times, if you go 71 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:09.520 to the Latest Disney movie. If you go to Harvard, 72 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:13.919 then you may think that you're highly highly informed, but 73 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:17.079 in fact you are the dumbest person in the history 74 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:21.079 of the world. Look, we play clips from the View 75 00:04:21.199 --> 00:04:23.720 on the show, and maybe you think that's dumb. Why 76 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:26.560 does it matter. I don't watch the View. I know 77 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:30.800 you don't, But middle aged women do watch the View 78 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:33.920 and they do believe what these women say. And so 79 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:37.680 when you talk to this bug eyed, commie freak woman 80 00:04:37.959 --> 00:04:40.480 who's yelling at Ice and telling them to shoot her 81 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:42.759 in the face, and you're looking at her and you're 82 00:04:42.879 --> 00:04:47.360 trying to understand why that person acts and talks the 83 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:50.759 way they act. She watches this during the day. 84 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:54.160 Trump is looking for this kind of pandemonium to go on, 85 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:56.720 like you just described, so that he can declare martial 86 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:59.839 law or something and also cancel the midterms. 87 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:07.600 Underwat dilection, He's going to declare martial law and cancel 88 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:13.759 the midterms. But that's crazy, You're right, it's crazy, your 89 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:19.279 liberal and Peggy believes it, and the results of it 90 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:22.959 can be so tragic. You know that woman Renee Good 91 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:25.720 who got her brains blown out by the Ice agent 92 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:29.600 because she tried to run him over. Her father in 93 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:33.600 law went on CNN, and you want to hear the 94 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:36.360 tragedy behind all this, Listen to the sorrow, listen to 95 00:05:36.360 --> 00:05:39.040 the sadness. I'm sorry, this is her former father in law. 96 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:39.800 She used to be married. 97 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:41.040 I don't have any many enemies. 98 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:43.639 I love everybody, and that's what the Bible tells us, 99 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:46.519 what our neighbors, as we love ourselves. But you know, 100 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:50.120 I think there's some bad choices. And the words is 101 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:51.759 for the raptid God who come up on the chill 102 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:55.879 of disobedience, and you know it's it's I don't blame us. 103 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:58.040 I don't blame rebec. I don't blame Renee. I just 104 00:05:58.120 --> 00:06:00.839 you know, I just wish that you know, if a 105 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:02.839 walking the spirit of God, I don't think she would 106 00:06:02.839 --> 00:06:08.000 have been there. That's well, look, Keny, just. 107 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:12.759 A sad man. Daughter and former daughter in law dead 108 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:18.439 and he nailed that one. These people walk in darkness. 109 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:22.959 You may think you liberally and Peggy, she just watches CNN. 110 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:28.519 She's a little left. She listens to NPR on her commute. 111 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:36.120 She's just a little left. No, she's spiritually shattered because 112 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:41.439 of well, what is it people say? Inputs equal outputs? 113 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:47.079 She's spiritually shattered because of what goes into her mind 114 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:52.560 every day. If you were to take a man or 115 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:58.439 a woman and that person drank hard alcohol eight hours 116 00:06:58.439 --> 00:07:01.720 a day, starting to breakfast eight hours a day, hard alcohol, 117 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:07.920 what would happen to that person's insides. They'd be liquefied, 118 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:12.240 They'd be destroyed. Right, you can't do that. Input S 119 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:14.879 equal outputs. How long would it take before you would 120 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:18.160 see it in that person's face, their skin, their eyes. 121 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:21.319 If you were to take a person man or woman 122 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:27.560 and they got hooked on pornography all day, every day, pornography, 123 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:29.759 that's something people struggle with, a very understandable thing to 124 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:34.319 struggle with, not certainly not judging that would eventually manifest 125 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:38.720 itself in ugly ways in their lives. That's no different 126 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:42.040 than watching NBC News every night. That's no different than 127 00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:43.160 watching the View every day. 128 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:46.680 Trump is looking for this kind of pandemonium to go on, 129 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:49.240 like you just described, so that he could declare martial 130 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:52.399 law or something and also cancel the midterms. 131 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:57.040 Well, under input s equl outputs, Hey, Jesse, did the 132 00:07:57.040 --> 00:07:59.959 frozen pizza you got for Christmas come and wrapping pace? 133 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:04.800 It did not. As a matter of fact, they were worried, well, Chris, 134 00:08:04.879 --> 00:08:07.279 they were worried about it thawing out. So in fact, 135 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:09.439 they just told me it's in the freezer, which was 136 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:12.680 I guess what, Chris, that's where Santa put it. You 137 00:08:12.720 --> 00:08:15.319 put in the freezer. You know what's real tragedy. What's 138 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:19.920 really the real tragedy about that? It was a Tony's 139 00:08:19.920 --> 00:08:25.720 pizza back when Tony's Pizza was amazing. You may be 140 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:29.000 too young. It's not in Chris. You don't eat Tony's pizza. 141 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:31.079 You never ate it. Okay, So let me explain something. 142 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:35.159 Tony's pizza. I'm a Totino's Pizza man, don't get me wrong. 143 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:39.960 But Tony's pizza used to have the pepperonis that would 144 00:08:40.039 --> 00:08:42.399 form the little cup when you threw it in the 145 00:08:42.919 --> 00:08:45.480 Why are you making that face? Why are you being like, no, 146 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:49.720 it's not in that, Corey, The little cup Pepperonis? Thank you, Corey, 147 00:08:49.960 --> 00:08:52.799 You're so stupid. I think they were all beef so 148 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:55.600 you could eaten it. They were. They make this little 149 00:08:55.639 --> 00:08:58.200 cup and you'd pull it out and the crust was 150 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:01.679 like this pastry crust, and the pepperoni would be this 151 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:05.360 little cup of pepperoni. Grease. You remember exactly what I'm 152 00:09:05.360 --> 00:09:09.159 talking about, right, Cory, amazing, absolutely amazing. No, they don't 153 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:11.679 make it anymore, probably bought by China or something. It's 154 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:14.159 probably run by foreigners. I'm just gonna blame everything on 155 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:17.120 foreigners from now, and it's probably run by foreigners. Now 156 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:21.080 they have flat pepperonis. The crust isn't nearly as pastry 157 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:24.320 like as it used to be. It drives me. Everything's 158 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:26.679 worse now. I sound like my dad. Everything in the 159 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:29.480 world is worse now. That reminds me. I saw an 160 00:09:29.519 --> 00:09:32.679 amazing recipe today. I forget exactly where I saw it. 161 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:39.039 But the guy he made pepperoni pizza popcorn. So get this. 162 00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:41.840 He took a button. Listen, Chris. He took a bunch 163 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:45.519 of pepperonis. He threw them in a frying pan with 164 00:09:45.600 --> 00:09:50.240 me the raw pepperonis. Obviously, that's gonna produce pepperoni grease. 165 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:55.480 He Once the pepperonis are done and chrisped up, he 166 00:09:55.799 --> 00:09:59.279 scooped it out of the pan, put the pepperonis on 167 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:05.200 paper towers something. Then he took popcorn kernels, the kernels, right, 168 00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:10.080 popcorn kernels, dumped them in the pan with the pepperoni grease, 169 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:14.440 and the colonels sat there and popped up in the 170 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:18.639 pepper cooked in the pepperoni grease, and then afterwards he 171 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:21.679 took I think it was parmesan, dropped it on there 172 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:25.080 and then took the pepperonis and dropped it on there. 173 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:28.039 I'm dying to try it. I feel like Obb's not 174 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:31.960 going to be down for that, per se, so I'm 175 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:34.039 gonna have to go a different route. Probably gonna have 176 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:36.279 to try that on my own, which might get bad. 177 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:39.080 I'll make the kids do it. That's it. I'll make 178 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:42.919 the kids do it, or I'll threaten them. Anyway, we'll 179 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:46.879 be back. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a 180 00:10:47.200 --> 00:10:51.200 fantastic Wednesday. So I got myself a little bit hungry. 181 00:10:51.399 --> 00:10:53.639 By the way, you can email the show love hey, 182 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:57.519 death threats, asked doctor Jesse Friday's coming Jesse at Jesse 183 00:10:57.679 --> 00:11:00.399 kellyshow dot Com. I got myself a little bit hungry 184 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:04.080 at the end of last segment, and I'm being mocked 185 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:08.159 by Chris and Corey for something, and I'm just gonna 186 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:11.600 throw it over to you. All right, here's what I'm 187 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:17.480 being mocked for. Tonight after the show, we are all 188 00:11:17.519 --> 00:11:22.320 going out to dinner families are invited to. We're all 189 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:28.000 going out to dinner. Corey's wife is pregnant. Got a 190 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:34.960 bun in the oven because I'm a nice person. We 191 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:36.679 were talking about where we wanted to go. Do we 192 00:11:36.720 --> 00:11:39.519 want to go tacos or hot dogs or something, you know, 193 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:42.840 red lobster, if we want something nice. Chris pushed back 194 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:46.000 on that. I guess there are religious problems, but either way, 195 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:52.559 I said, maybe the pregnant ladies should choose. I remember 196 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:56.200 what my wife was like when she was pregnant. I'm 197 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:59.960 making midnight runs to Dairy Queen for soft serve ice cream. 198 00:12:00.159 --> 00:12:02.440 I know what it's like. They want what they want, 199 00:12:02.600 --> 00:12:08.120 and I'm okay with whatever. I'm okay. So I ask Corey, 200 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:14.399 ask the missus what she's in the mood for. Corey 201 00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:22.360 says okay, and then I don't hear anything. Fifteen minutes 202 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:30.039 goes by, twenty minutes goes by, nothing like it's unimportant, 203 00:12:30.399 --> 00:12:32.320 to the point where I have to go check in. 204 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:35.879 Corey and Criz are doing nerdy producer stuff. I don't know, 205 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:39.799 it's probably not important, And I say, what's going on 206 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:43.840 for dinner? What did she decide? Oh? Uh? I don't 207 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:46.519 really know, and he pulls out his phone again, like 208 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:50.360 it's the least important thing in the world. And then 209 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:55.000 Corey says to me, you just want to know because 210 00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:57.440 you want to look at the menu ahead of time 211 00:12:57.559 --> 00:13:05.320 and think about what you're going to order. Yeah, yes, 212 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:09.519 Why does everyone make fun of me for this? Bob 213 00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:14.240 relentlessly makes fun of me for this? When I ask 214 00:13:14.320 --> 00:13:16.799 her if we have a date night plan, so we're 215 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:21.039 going to go out to dinner, and I start telling her, Hey, 216 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:23.440 I think i'd like to try this, or are you 217 00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:27.799 in the mood for this? And it'll be usually during 218 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.679 or right after breakfast, and she'll say something in the 219 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:35.519 most condescending tone too, I don't know, babe, we just 220 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:42.960 ate breakfast. I think it can wait. What, Chris, it's 221 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:49.039 not because I don't have any other hobbies, haven't Haven't 222 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:52.679 you learned? Hasn't everybody learned by this point in time 223 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:59.000 that it's the anticipation of something that makes the something 224 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:03.960 that much better? In every way, it's the anticipation of 225 00:14:04.039 --> 00:14:07.759 something I don't want to And she'll say things like, well, 226 00:14:07.960 --> 00:14:10.039 why don't we figure it out when we get there? 227 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:13.120 They have menus, That's what she tells me every time, 228 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.240 and she thinks it's so clever. I don't want to 229 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:19.240 figure it out. When I get there, I want to 230 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:24.559 spend time on my phone looking at the menu. And 231 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:27.279 not only am I going to look at the menu, 232 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:32.320 I'm going to look up pictures of the menu items 233 00:14:32.440 --> 00:14:38.200 I'm curious about, because what, Chris, Am I into model 234 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.919 trains at all? I like modle trains, yes, and there 235 00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:43.600 was a period of time in my life when I 236 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:46.879 did enjoy model trains, but they always got stuck when 237 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:48.919 you try to put little toy guys in front of 238 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:51.120 them and run them over. So I decided the model 239 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:54.120 trains were not for me. But yes, it's I don't 240 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:57.519 know what that has to do with anything. Anyway, I 241 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:00.399 want to look up pictures if I like this. We're 242 00:15:00.440 --> 00:15:05.399 going tonight. They have nachos. Well, it's easy to say 243 00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:09.080 you have nachos, and I can read the ingredient ingredients 244 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:13.519 on the nachos. Are you doing the normal restaurant thing 245 00:15:13.879 --> 00:15:16.399 where you're mailing it in. Are you just chucking a 246 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:18.679 pile of chips in the center of the table and 247 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:22.759 then throwing a bunch of garbage on it and calling 248 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:27.919 that nachos or is there actual TLC involved in the nachos? 249 00:15:28.159 --> 00:15:32.080 What's the chip to cheese to meet ratio? Wings? They 250 00:15:32.120 --> 00:15:34.799 have wings? I told you we're keeping it classy around here. 251 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:38.519 How saucy are the wings? Are they? That's what I said? 252 00:15:38.559 --> 00:15:40.679 Seeing now Chris is looking them up. Now you know 253 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:43.559 what I'm talking about. That's a good sauce ratio. Right. 254 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.279 I can't look at the menu and find that out. 255 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:51.720 I can't just walk in and wing it. What Chrissy, 256 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:54.519 you see what I did? Anyway, I can't walk in 257 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:58.799 and wing it on the wings. I need to anticipate. 258 00:15:59.200 --> 00:16:02.559 I want the next couple hours. Yeah, I'm gonna do 259 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:06.480 some radio. Of course, I want to think about it 260 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:09.600 during the break, you know what. Not only since we 261 00:16:09.679 --> 00:16:13.320 decided where we're going. Not only have I looked at it, 262 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:18.279 I've looked at it three times, three commercial breaks. I 263 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:21.320 have looked it up and I'm still torn. I don't know. 264 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:25.200 There's a little cheese steak thing on it. Wings, nachos. 265 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:29.000 I've even considered I'll do this before because I have 266 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:36.000 an adventurous spirit. I'll go all appetizers. I'm not scared 267 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:39.440 they call that stop bus and what I think it's 268 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:43.879 tapas or something. I'm not sure it's whatever. I'll go 269 00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:46.399 all appetizer. I'm not afraid to do so. And the 270 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:48.840 waitresses always has to say something to the effect of 271 00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:53.080 for your meal, yes for my meal, yes for the meal. 272 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:55.720 How hard is that to understand? You know what? I 273 00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:58.559 might go all appetizers tonight. I'm not afraid to, and 274 00:16:58.639 --> 00:17:01.360 don't think I'm gonna share with Corey since he had 275 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:05.559 to make snotty remarks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 276 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:08.200 Reminding you if you miss any part of the show, 277 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:12.440 you can download it on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. One more 278 00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:16.079 word on this before we get to the officer's injuries. 279 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:19.039 I was gonna let it go, but I can't let 280 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:22.440 it go. When producer Corey says he's trying to defend 281 00:17:22.519 --> 00:17:25.079 himself during the break that I look at the menu 282 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:28.119 ahead of time, and I look at the items, the 283 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:31.079 pictures of the food items ahead of time. On My Life, 284 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:33.240 Chris will back me up on this. On My Life, 285 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:36.039 he says during the break, you don't ever want to 286 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:40.160 let the vibe decide for you, the vibe of the 287 00:17:40.240 --> 00:17:44.160 What does that even mean? What are you from San Francisco. 288 00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:50.200 The vibe, What does that mean? How a vibe? 289 00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:50.599 No? 290 00:17:50.640 --> 00:17:55.119 I don't want to let the vibe decide good. Remember 291 00:17:55.119 --> 00:17:57.480 when Jacob Frey, the mayor of Minneapolis, said this. 292 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:05.200 Speaking of this, the ice agent walked away with a 293 00:18:05.359 --> 00:18:07.960 hip injury that he might as well have gotten from 294 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:09.680 closing a refrigerator door with it. 295 00:18:10.839 --> 00:18:16.599 Communists lie about everything all the time. Communists lie about 296 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:21.240 everything all the time. And one of the biggest tells 297 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:26.119 from when communists are telling lies is when they take 298 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:32.319 the most over the top extreme lies that don't sound 299 00:18:32.400 --> 00:18:36.759 right like Remember twenty twenty, the twenty twenty election when 300 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:40.680 it had the most mail in ballots ever. Mail in 301 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:44.119 ballots are banned in many countries because they're just not secure. 302 00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:48.480 So whatever you believe about twenty twenty, maybe you remember, 303 00:18:48.599 --> 00:18:50.200 Maybe you think it's all on the up and up, 304 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:55.000 but an election with the most mail in ballots ever 305 00:18:56.279 --> 00:19:01.519 can't possibly be a totally secure election. Now, right after 306 00:19:01.559 --> 00:19:04.640 the election, I was very suspicious as you were, but 307 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:06.799 I I'd like to try to wait. I want facts 308 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:08.720 to come in. I don't want to mislead you. I 309 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:11.920 don't want to mislead me. I like to wait, and 310 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:13.440 so I like to wait and watch. I want to 311 00:19:13.440 --> 00:19:15.599 see the evidence and I want to see how people react. 312 00:19:15.880 --> 00:19:17.839 You know how I knew Democrats cheated in the twenty 313 00:19:17.880 --> 00:19:22.599 twenty election. They immediately ran to the media and called 314 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:25.799 it the most secure election in history. It's not just 315 00:19:26.119 --> 00:19:28.880 it's not just that they went to the media and said, well, 316 00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:31.000 it was a secure election. We made sure it was secure. 317 00:19:31.519 --> 00:19:36.240 It's the most secure election ever. Well, that's when I knew, Oh, 318 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:41.119 they cheated. I just want you to remember they lie 319 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:42.319 about everything all the time. 320 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:48.640 The ice agent walked away with a hip injury that 321 00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:51.440 he might as well have gotten from closing a refrigerator 322 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:52.599 door with his hips. 323 00:19:53.039 --> 00:19:58.000 Ice agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding. It's 324 00:19:58.000 --> 00:20:02.720 in his torso, and that would make sense considering a 325 00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:09.519 four thousand pound suv ran into him. It's football season. 326 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:17.920 NFL players break ribs. I remember Chris Simms. He played quarterback. 327 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:22.039 He was the son of New York Giant quarterback Phil Simms. 328 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:26.720 Chris Simms, if I remember correctly, at one point in 329 00:20:26.759 --> 00:20:33.759 his career, got a lacerated speleen. How did that happen? Well, 330 00:20:34.799 --> 00:20:39.000 a large man, probably three hundred pounds two hundred and 331 00:20:39.000 --> 00:20:44.519 fifty pounds ran into him. What happens to your insides 332 00:20:44.599 --> 00:20:48.519 when a four thousand pound vehicle collides with you at 333 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:56.039 any speed? They liquify. But communists lie about everything at 334 00:20:56.119 --> 00:21:01.839 all times, all the time, the vibes. I still can't 335 00:21:01.839 --> 00:21:05.200 get over that, and let the vibes do just I'm 336 00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:09.720 disgusted more than anything. Hey, Texas warlord, given our success 337 00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:12.720 in Venezuela, can't we do the same thing with the 338 00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:15.799 war lords in Somalia and get to the root of 339 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:20.880 the problem. Well, no, because the problem in Somalia is Somalians. 340 00:21:23.920 --> 00:21:28.000 You understand that, and this is not unique to Somalia, 341 00:21:28.079 --> 00:21:31.960 So I don't want you to think I'm picking on Somalia. 342 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:39.880 There are people from various cultures around the globe who, again, 343 00:21:39.960 --> 00:21:42.680 it's not necessarily their fault. I can't even believe I'm 344 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:47.079 saying this. But if you grow up in a poisonous 345 00:21:47.119 --> 00:21:50.319 culture and your parents grew up in a poisonous culture, 346 00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:53.519 and their parents grew up in a poisonous culture and 347 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:57.359 their parents grew up in a poisonous culture, well the 348 00:21:57.519 --> 00:22:02.880 problem is the people themselves, not that this individual from 349 00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:05.799 Somalia can't be a great person, and can't break out 350 00:22:05.839 --> 00:22:07.559 of that. And you know, give them to give their 351 00:22:07.599 --> 00:22:09.680 lives to Christ. Eat it, Chris, and things like that. 352 00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:14.079 It's not that that coul that can happen. But as 353 00:22:14.119 --> 00:22:18.160 a group, the problem in Somalia. You could go right now, 354 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:23.039 you could go snap your fingers or send in Delta force, 355 00:22:23.799 --> 00:22:28.920 and you could locate and execute every single demonic warlord 356 00:22:29.039 --> 00:22:32.559 in Somalia who kills people and rapes people and does 357 00:22:32.599 --> 00:22:35.640 all the terrible things, and all you have to do. 358 00:22:35.960 --> 00:22:39.480 Check your watch. In a week, there'll be just as 359 00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:44.720 many warlords rising through the ranks in Somalia because in 360 00:22:44.799 --> 00:22:47.279 certain cultures. Remember what BK told us last night, and 361 00:22:47.279 --> 00:22:49.720 I've told you about this about Somalians, but remember what 362 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:52.160 BK told us. It was last night, right Chris. Last 363 00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:56.759 night b K was talking to us about how he 364 00:22:56.799 --> 00:23:00.920 had a professor from Russia and how she was explaining 365 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:06.039 to them that theft graft is what he called it, 366 00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:11.400 that was part of the culture. And that's just what 367 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:15.839 you did. If you got a parking ticket, you didn't 368 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:19.160 go fight it in court. You had to go find 369 00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:24.240 the appropriate person to pay off. That's how the culture works. 370 00:23:24.440 --> 00:23:29.240 I've told you this before. The Soviet Union, because the 371 00:23:29.279 --> 00:23:36.240 shelves are empty. Communism destroys everything. The people there needed things. 372 00:23:36.839 --> 00:23:41.240 So if it's your apartment, it's you and your family 373 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:44.160 and your apartment. It's freezing cold in Russia in the 374 00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:50.079 winter time, right, You your heater breaks. You have to 375 00:23:50.119 --> 00:23:55.920 get your heater fixed. Now what do you do, Well, 376 00:23:55.960 --> 00:23:58.519 you call the building manager. Okay, he's never going to 377 00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:03.839 show up. Yes, you bribe him in some way. You 378 00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:07.839 don't have to be a crook at heart. That's how 379 00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:11.920 you get your eater fixed. If you're a mother, this happened. 380 00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:14.119 This was the norm. By the way, it's not that 381 00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:17.319 this happened. This was the norm. If it's time for 382 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:22.680 back to school shopping, you know what you do. They 383 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:30.519 had large, gigantic underground black markets. That's where little Vlad 384 00:24:31.200 --> 00:24:34.519 had to go get his pencils and his backpacks and 385 00:24:34.559 --> 00:24:37.880 his notebooks. And guess who ran the black market, The 386 00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:44.039 Russian mafia, Russian criminals. Now you can criticize that young 387 00:24:44.119 --> 00:24:49.079 mother all you want, but that's the culture. Otherwise Vlad 388 00:24:49.160 --> 00:24:53.359 isn't getting pencils, he's not getting note books. That's the culture. 389 00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:56.720 I've told you before, the story the Christians brought it up. 390 00:24:56.799 --> 00:24:59.960 I've told you before the story. I bribed a cop 391 00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:04.359 in Mexico. We got there. We were in the Marine Corps. 392 00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:07.359 We went down to Tijuana. We were not allowed to 393 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:10.200 pee in Tijuana. Young Marines listing, do not go down 394 00:25:10.200 --> 00:25:12.799 to Tijuana. It's different now, but we went down to Tijuana. 395 00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:14.519 Of course soon as they told us we weren't allowed 396 00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:16.839 to go. That's the first place we went. We got out. 397 00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:19.759 My buddy had to pee. We were in the top 398 00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:21.759 floor of a parking garage. We were in a parking 399 00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:24.880 lot and he got out, stepped right behind the car, 400 00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:27.759 unzipped his trousers and went pee in the parking lot 401 00:25:27.799 --> 00:25:30.880