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<v Speaker 1>Hello, everyone, Welcome to bfytw does Task Master, Episode three hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the Task Mistress's assistant, Aaron Randolph, and you may

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<v Speaker 1>be wondering what that ridiculous thing is on my head.

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<v Speaker 1>They're called glasses. They help me see. So this is

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<v Speaker 1>the first of a two night event. What you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to see tonight is not the same show you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to see tomorrow, so bear that in mind. Exits are

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<v Speaker 1>that way, bathroom is that way. Please make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>your phones have been set too silent and all the

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<v Speaker 1>appropriate things for being in the theater. Thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>kindly for that. And now the Task Mistress herself, I

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<v Speaker 1>give to you my humble yet extremely wonderful and hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>raise giving boss.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Taskmaster. A wonderfully enjoyable night.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot wait to see all the ridiculous things that

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<v Speaker 3>these people are up to.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's give it up for our contestants. We have

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<v Speaker 2>got we have got, I forgot the order already, we've

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<v Speaker 2>got together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all it once once.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair enough as you like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing you ready to start the show. Okay, can we

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<v Speaker 2>talk about this? Can we talk about the wig?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 1>People, it's not a wig? I had my hair dyed.

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<v Speaker 2>I know how much work you have put into this,

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<v Speaker 2>preparing all these tasks people flew here. Are you taking

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<v Speaker 2>this seriously? Thank you? Okay, this is an incredibly serious show.

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<v Speaker 2>You ready to get started?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, mistress, let's start the show. I hate you.

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<v Speaker 6>Doesn't want to let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate you.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh god, Ah, Okay, I'm gonna finish last in this task.

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<v Speaker 8>I fucking know it.

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<v Speaker 5>Bibb, I need an Oscar winning performance here and becomes

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<v Speaker 5>a thing.

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<v Speaker 8>Oopsie, poopsie, that's happened for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's our podcast three hundredth episode, and we thought

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<v Speaker 1>how better to celebrated than to play task Master with

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<v Speaker 1>people who have had a profound impact on our show

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<v Speaker 1>and Jen Reagan Oggie stepped in on our show when

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<v Speaker 1>Jorge passed away. Caroline changed my whole life for the

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<v Speaker 1>better and is one of our favorite guests. Dave improved

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<v Speaker 1>our audio quality by leaps and bounds. Matt and Audra

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<v Speaker 1>produced our sister show, The Gate Leapers, and constantly work

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<v Speaker 1>with us. Cool Do Cool Stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Was on once I was on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Little Scamp.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing. For those who don't know the premise of task Master,

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<v Speaker 2>my loyal assistant here has prepared a series of silly

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<v Speaker 2>and creative challenges for our contestants. They have completed these talents,

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<v Speaker 2>these challenges in absolute isolation. They have an idea of

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<v Speaker 2>how they have done, but they have no idea how

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<v Speaker 2>anybody else on the panel has done in these challenges.

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<v Speaker 2>Not anybody knows, not even our sound engineer Stevie. Not

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<v Speaker 2>even Stevie knows how they have done. And we are

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<v Speaker 2>going to see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm the only person who knows what's coming. Based

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<v Speaker 1>on their skill and or the task Masters's swift and

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<v Speaker 1>terrible judgment, the contestants will be awarded one to five

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<v Speaker 1>points per TSK.

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<v Speaker 2>Contestant with the most points will win each night's selection

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<v Speaker 2>of prizes, but the contestant with the highest score after

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<v Speaker 2>both nights will win our beautiful Jorge Memorial Taskmaster Trophy,

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<v Speaker 2>this glorious gold painted microphone. Who is the highest honor

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<v Speaker 2>by man, God or country. Speaking of prizes, that's our

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<v Speaker 2>first task, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>The first task of every task Master show is the

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<v Speaker 1>prize task. Our contestants have each brought in a prize

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<v Speaker 1>for the prize hall, and since this is our first episode,

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<v Speaker 1>we figured we do a prize task that would introduce them,

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<v Speaker 1>so to speak, isn't that right, Mommy new choice?

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<v Speaker 9>A new choice, anti, new choice, niece, new choice, Daddy.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go with daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you daddy. So, as we wanted this to be

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<v Speaker 1>an introductory task, we asked each of them to bring

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<v Speaker 1>in the thing that most matches who they are if

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<v Speaker 1>it weren't for one thing wrong with it. The player

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<v Speaker 1>who brought in the best prize that almost represents them

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<v Speaker 1>will get five points, and the player with the most

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<v Speaker 1>points at the end of tonight's show will go home

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<v Speaker 1>with prices that will mostly remind them of their fellow contestants.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible, I want to see these. Let's let's do this

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<v Speaker 2>first one in this same order. So we'll start with Aggie, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>what is the prize that you have brought that most

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<v Speaker 2>describes you minus one thing?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh well, the prize that I brought was a old

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<v Speaker 10>nautical compass. Oh yeah, that's the one right there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>so it's an old leather bomb compass. On the side,

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<v Speaker 10>there's like words of wisdom written on the bottom. It

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<v Speaker 10>has like a nice scientific explanation of how a compass works.

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<v Speaker 11>And yeah, as you can see it's quite quite old.

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<v Speaker 11>But there's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem with it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fucked. It doesn't work. I try. How is that

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<v Speaker 1>different from you?

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<v Speaker 11>No good point, But you know, I think I'm a

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<v Speaker 11>pretty good navigator.

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<v Speaker 10>I haven't gotten lost yet, but yeah, I wouldn't bring

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<v Speaker 10>that on a camping trip.

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<v Speaker 11>Unless you plan on getting lost like quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I do want to get lost. We'll find out now, Caroline,

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<v Speaker 2>what have you brought for the prize pot today? Yes, hello, everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>I brought a little figurine of the Scarlet Witch that

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<v Speaker 5>is modeled after after Elizabeth Olsen. So so many things

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<v Speaker 5>to discuss. I have red hair, so basically twins.

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<v Speaker 2>The other fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Thing that I just am honored to have gotten to

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<v Speaker 5>do is my very first big voiceover role. I got

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<v Speaker 5>to play the Scarlet Witch in a Marvel project, which

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<v Speaker 5>was so.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally cried on the zoom call. I was like, okay, Dad,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god. But here's the thing that's wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at me.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not Elizabeth Olson, but that is look at her,

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<v Speaker 5>that's Elizabeth Olson. So it would be fucking perfect if

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<v Speaker 5>it wasn't Elizabeth Olson. Just kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a great Scarlet Witch.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's yeah, that's what's wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 2>This this is a contender. I'm loving that. Let's take

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<v Speaker 2>a look at Dave's prize.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi, I'm Dave, and like Caroline, I worked professionally in voiceover,

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<v Speaker 12>and so my prize that I brought is an app

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<v Speaker 12>g one audio interface. I feel this, this represents I

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<v Speaker 12>pride myself on doing like on my technical expertise, and

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<v Speaker 12>so this is a high end device, so the very

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<v Speaker 12>very best audio quality recording. And the thing that's wrong

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<v Speaker 12>with it is that it is like me. It is

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<v Speaker 12>broken inside in a way that I'm still figuring out.

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<v Speaker 12>But also like me, I bought it that way. I

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<v Speaker 12>bought it used not testing and not having tested it

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<v Speaker 12>out first, because I have a tendency to just dive

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<v Speaker 12>in and not consider the consequence.

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<v Speaker 1>So like me in so many ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible, incredible, And thank you for explaining kind of the

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<v Speaker 2>what it is, because I'm someone who definitely does audio

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<v Speaker 2>things and definitely knew what that was before. So thank you.

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<v Speaker 12>You have the look I can tell, Yes, Jen.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you brought in today? Yes? So I am

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<v Speaker 2>a fiber artist.

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<v Speaker 13>I made this so I figured, you know, let's bring

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<v Speaker 13>a little bit I craft into it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I made this bean or two, depending on what

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<v Speaker 2>part of the world you're from. This is made with

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<v Speaker 2>your from the independent yarn dire that I worked for,

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<v Speaker 2>so I got to pick it out when I was

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<v Speaker 2>at work.

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<v Speaker 13>It's very autumnal. It's got oranges and greens, which is

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<v Speaker 13>my color palette. But there is one thing wrong with it,

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<v Speaker 13>and it's made impeccably.

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<v Speaker 2>However, if we go to the next picture, sports propaganda.

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<v Speaker 2>My partner, what is one thing that's not mean? He

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<v Speaker 2>just goes sports. Yeah, you're right, so knit it onto.

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<v Speaker 2>This is football and somehow, as he said, I still

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<v Speaker 2>made a cute football at disgraceful to myself.

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<v Speaker 13>And to prove that this is all one hat. It

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<v Speaker 13>is reversible. It's two different hats.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can you can hide your shame like I would,

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<v Speaker 2>or take it to sports or something else. Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>hope that whoever wins it takes it to a sport.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a real contender because it is so you,

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<v Speaker 2>except for that one piece, fundamentally not you. I'm loving this.

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<v Speaker 2>These are great, Matt. What have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 1>I've brought in a bottle of Matt white paint.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, okay, it's it's got an E on it, and

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<v Speaker 7>I don't. I am the other things listed on the bottle,

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<v Speaker 7>I am those things got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love words.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's almost like they're married.

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<v Speaker 1>An advantage. I think.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 2>So sure because there is a lot of things going

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<v Speaker 2>on here, like Caroline's career, Jen knit a whole hack.

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<v Speaker 2>You did just buy a bottle of white paint that

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot be sure was not already in my craft club.

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<v Speaker 1>It may have been your bottle of white.

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<v Speaker 2>As much as I love the wordplay, how would you

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<v Speaker 2>like to score? This is so phenomenal I am for

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<v Speaker 2>the effort that was put in. I'm going to give

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<v Speaker 2>Gen five points. I am going to give Caroline four

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<v Speaker 2>points who and here I'm going to give Dave three

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<v Speaker 2>whoa and I'm going to give This is tough because

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<v Speaker 2>I do like the wordplay, but as you, as Aggie's

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<v Speaker 2>friend pointed out, there might not be as much difference

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<v Speaker 2>between the compass and the person in for your joke

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<v Speaker 2>of it. So I am going to have to go

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<v Speaker 2>with ma to Oggie.

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<v Speaker 1>One okay and starts off with five big points. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready for our first pre recorded task?

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<v Speaker 2>I am so ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Our first task is a lot like a dream that

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy having, and that our contestants are about to

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<v Speaker 1>spend a few minutes with a German stranger.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello, how are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>There?

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<v Speaker 14>She is.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell? Hi, Hi Caroline, This is my friend pyne Ja.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, cal Nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Matt, this is a param jade or pirene.

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<v Speaker 4>Piran or piren.

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<v Speaker 2>I prefer pirate because I like pie more than p.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, Dave, here's your first task. Would you mind

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<v Speaker 1>reading it out loud for me?

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<v Speaker 15>Wait?

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<v Speaker 16>Are we rolling?

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<v Speaker 17>Uh?

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<v Speaker 18>Yeah, we're rolling right now, Doddy, Caroline, here is your

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<v Speaker 18>first There is your first task. Go ahead and read

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<v Speaker 18>it out loud for me.

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<v Speaker 19>All right, Learn as much as you can about this

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<v Speaker 19>German person.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, learn as much as you can about this German person.

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<v Speaker 7>She understands English. Hello, she understands.

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<v Speaker 20>She understands English. But we'll only respond to you in German.

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<v Speaker 4>You have five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Your time starts now.

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<v Speaker 21>Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 21>What was her first peten?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh Man, I did French in school and not German,

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<v Speaker 7>so this is already off to a great start.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, Oh my gosh. Obviously this task would

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<v Speaker 1>be dead simple if anybody understood German. But I'll spoil

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<v Speaker 1>it right now. Nobody did.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a panel of incredibly talented, creative lateral thinkers,

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, that would be stupid. Anyway, here are the boys, David.

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<v Speaker 21>Matt Yeah, yeah, okay, close enough.

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<v Speaker 22>Happen?

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<v Speaker 21>I mean that sounds like two words to me, But

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<v Speaker 1>Confirmation two words.

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<v Speaker 16>Oh my gosh, you shouldn't have happened.

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<v Speaker 21>Well, then I'm trying to think of pets that are

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<v Speaker 21>two words, like guinea pig or house cat.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the house cat.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm really reaching for it.

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<v Speaker 8>Now, did you say that again?

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<v Speaker 2>Mongoolish?

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<v Speaker 1>Tren Hatton?

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<v Speaker 19>All right, interesting, See I talk French in college. So

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<v Speaker 19>I screwed up early on.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have learned instead.

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<v Speaker 7>Nine it Well, it can't be a Mongolian hen that

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<v Speaker 7>can't be. That can't be the right thing. What sound

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<v Speaker 7>does did your first pet make? Was it a bird?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine?

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<v Speaker 15>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a cat?

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<v Speaker 22>Nine?

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<v Speaker 8>Some height of small chicken. That's a bud.

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<v Speaker 7>we'll see if any coming up as like a yes.

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<v Speaker 7>This is making some kind of linguistic connection. What's your

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<v Speaker 7>favorite flower?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess, Minie, I guess, mine, I guess.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't.

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<v Speaker 8>I genuinely don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Your favorite flower?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, sunflower?

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<v Speaker 15>Is it an orchid?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine?

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<v Speaker 15>Is it a daffodil?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 15>Is it a ficus? That's a plant.

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<v Speaker 8>Flower, daffodil?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine? Rose?

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<v Speaker 8>N lily?

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<v Speaker 1>N Oh.

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<v Speaker 8>Now I've run out of flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm going to come.

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<v Speaker 21>Back to that and give myself a chance to think

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<v Speaker 21>of some more flowers, and I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit up question three.

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<v Speaker 15>What did she study in college? Heis listen, shaft.

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<v Speaker 1>Highbus and shaft, yeah, yeah, yeah, shoft.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 7>I wish I was asking you more normal questions so

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<v Speaker 7>that I didn't seem like such a dick asking you this.

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<v Speaker 15>Accounting.

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<v Speaker 23>I'm guessing no, yeah, okay, hi, high subfuse shaft.

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<v Speaker 21>Well, that's clearly got to be the study of walking

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<v Speaker 21>sticks nine nine. Wow, Okay, I don't know how I'm

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<v Speaker 21>blowing this this badly and shoft listen shift.

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<v Speaker 1>Like shot.

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<v Speaker 21>Oh oh, it's it's a different kind of vision shaft

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<v Speaker 21>I should have.

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<v Speaker 8>What's your hidden talent?

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<v Speaker 15>I am not fun.

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<v Speaker 8>You can you can run very far, you can sing.

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<v Speaker 21>Honestly, Yeah, I means one yeah yeah yeah. So so

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<v Speaker 21>your hidden talent is is one one good time, one

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<v Speaker 21>night only.

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<v Speaker 1>One singular sensation step she takes.

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<v Speaker 21>You're a musical theater major.

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<v Speaker 7>What was the loudest gift you received as a child.

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<v Speaker 1>As far and slipper?

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<v Speaker 2>Fliper?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, okay, so like maybe like a loud a loud

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<v Speaker 7>pair of shoes.

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<v Speaker 17>Horn, like a trumpet, clipper, flipper, slipper, Yeah yeah, flipper,

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<v Speaker 17>I'm flipper one one dolphin.

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<v Speaker 1>The anomous flipper high speed about high slipper? What is loud?

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<v Speaker 1>That goes high speed? Flipper that goes high speed.

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<v Speaker 6>Like a fan a that circulates air.

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<v Speaker 1>Those can be loud.

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<v Speaker 7>For those watching in the theater. This is the first

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<v Speaker 7>task of the day. Is eight in the morning, three.

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<v Speaker 1>Minutes because it's five minutes.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, that'd be why I'm not good at math either,

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<v Speaker 14>not good at other languages.

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<v Speaker 1>Is math and your time is up? Well, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much.

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<v Speaker 16>It's a pleasure.

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<v Speaker 7>I like a true British person, I have let you

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<v Speaker 7>rip down.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have to check. Are you still friends with

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<v Speaker 2>this woman?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yes, she's a good friend of mine. She's actually

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<v Speaker 1>an old boss. She is the stream team leader for

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<v Speaker 1>gog dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible, wonderful, and no one figured out anything about her.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, Matt said Mongolian.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have note of that. So this does get

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<v Speaker 2>us a little bit of somewhere. David, do have the

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<v Speaker 2>question what this and shoft were you thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it could have been one of many visit shops.

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<v Speaker 12>Right there was a Heiser Visions vision shop, so like,

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<v Speaker 12>how do I know which vision shops it is?

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<v Speaker 24>I'm pronunciation is so good, yours, like, you know what

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<v Speaker 24>it's because I one time sang like a German opera

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<v Speaker 24>I think, like in high school.

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<v Speaker 12>And because of that, I thought I was going to

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<v Speaker 12>do so good at this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such confidence. I did French operas. I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know Germany.

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<v Speaker 2>I did love that both of you did study French

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<v Speaker 2>and it was zero help to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We know, help I remember French. Either. Languages are a

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<v Speaker 1>waste of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing interesting. I loved Day's ability to properly mimic back,

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<v Speaker 2>what was saying, your voice acting work coming in incredibly Well,

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<v Speaker 2>Matt knows very few flowers like four and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>He tapped out.

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<v Speaker 2>And the first thing I wrote down was just Aggie

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<v Speaker 2>going interesting, and she said the flipper, the flipper, and

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<v Speaker 2>the audience made a collective sound of oh, as though

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<v Speaker 2>you knew what the fuck she was saying. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get shipped, but you're gonna get shipped for that incredible

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<v Speaker 2>I've got notes, I've got some ideas on ranking here.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so it wasn't incredibly obvious. None of them

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<v Speaker 1>got a single one right, But like I said, Matt said, Mongolian,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll leave it up to you. In the meanwhile, let's

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<v Speaker 1>see how Caroline Engender.

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<v Speaker 2>Phenominal.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, hello friend, how are you? It's so nice

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<v Speaker 4>to meet you.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi.

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<v Speaker 22>I'm just gonna do my own thing. I five minutes.

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<v Speaker 20>Could you describe with your hands how you interact with

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<v Speaker 20>your favorite pet?

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<v Speaker 22>It's all very.

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet, So can you show me with your.

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<v Speaker 5>Hands, like what shape of ears your first pet had?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm gonna go with cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog, dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Kindd Is this like a typical household pet?

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<v Speaker 25>Nine?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, I think it was.

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<v Speaker 2>A rats or a guinea pig.

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<v Speaker 4>Rabbit?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine nine nine?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Does it have hooks? Is it a mammal? Does

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<v Speaker 4>it eat meat? Does it have two like buck teeth

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<v Speaker 4>in the front? Some kind of rodent mouse?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Sweet? Sort of rat?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Similar mouse is close?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Gurbil?

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<v Speaker 26>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it bigger or smaller?

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<v Speaker 5>Specific it's oh gosh, there are kinds of gerbils.

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<v Speaker 2>It gets my nake.

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<v Speaker 4>Grows in the garden. Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Does it look like it has a face on it like.

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<v Speaker 4>Pansies kind of have like a face.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, okay, could.

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<v Speaker 22>You again mine with your hands?

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<v Speaker 20>How your favorite flower blooms very.

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<v Speaker 22>Very small bloom?

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<v Speaker 20>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 22>I guess small like daisy?

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<v Speaker 2>Nor not?

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<v Speaker 1>Line up?

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<v Speaker 22>This is just testing my knowledge of flower.

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<v Speaker 4>What is its color?

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<v Speaker 2>Usually blown?

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<v Speaker 4>Bloue blue?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who let?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Okay? What are blue flowers high ranges? No, definitely

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<v Speaker 4>not that bluebells? Okay. I don't really know flowers very well.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm gonna move on to question three, which is, uh,

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<v Speaker 5>what did you study in college? He hates this and chuffed, great, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>so it's nice.

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<v Speaker 20>Was it something to do with like writing commutations, literature, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 20>and vits.

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<v Speaker 2>Enough there, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 22>Say, uh maybe history.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this a pretty common major?

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<v Speaker 24>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay? Business? Nice communication?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine?

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<v Speaker 4>Where did you go to school?

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<v Speaker 2>The minds to does?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Nice?

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<v Speaker 4>What is your hidden talent?

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<v Speaker 20>I'm not fam if your hidden talent has any uh

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<v Speaker 20>hand gestures or physicality?

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<v Speaker 22>Would you be able to do that with? How you

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<v Speaker 22>describe your hidden talent? Hidden talent?

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<v Speaker 20>Dancing?

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<v Speaker 27>Oh no, okay, okay, So now I'm gonna move on

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<v Speaker 27>to question or.

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<v Speaker 20>And what was the loudest gift you received as a child?

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<v Speaker 1>Slipper? High speed flipper.

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<v Speaker 22>Like a high speed car, like a car of some kind.

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<v Speaker 20>I'm dancing dancing around guy, amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an attempt for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a specific face that Caroline made.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean when she learned there are different kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of Gerbils.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yeah, you knew the face. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>think Caroline was all of us. Oh god, there's so

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<v Speaker 2>many types of Gerbils. This is phenomenal. Caroline and Jen

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<v Speaker 2>did go more lateral approach involving physicality. Caroline got that

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<v Speaker 2>it was a gerbil, which is technically anybody else love it? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is phenomenal. Is there anything I want to make

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<v Speaker 2>you defend in this public manner? Flower flowers with faces?

445
00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:17.799
<v Speaker 5>Okay, this is about to get like very wholesome for

446
00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.240
<v Speaker 5>this environment. But my grandmother had a flower garden and

447
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.799
<v Speaker 5>her favorites were pansies because pansies have their little face.

448
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:28.240
<v Speaker 2>They have a little faces, and I feel like people

449
00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:32.440
<v Speaker 2>who know flowers know about the little faces calling me

450
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:38.079
<v Speaker 2>out for not No, I do appreciate your knowledge, and

451
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:40.039
<v Speaker 2>you did get the most, so I have to give

452
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:41.319
<v Speaker 2>you five points.

453
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:41.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

454
00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Matt got Mongolian, and so I do have to give

455
00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:52.079
<v Speaker 2>him four.

456
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:53.599
<v Speaker 28>Yeah.

457
00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:55.640
<v Speaker 5>Together we have one whole answer.

458
00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:02.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah.

459
00:31:02.680 --> 00:31:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Now we get into some some gray areas from those

460
00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:12.519
<v Speaker 2>who didn't necessarily get as many, and by as many,

461
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean many. I'm gonna go for three points. I

462
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:22.880
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't do this, but I'm going to do. Jen and Dave,

463
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:26.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give three points each. I loved your later

464
00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:30.960
<v Speaker 2>you continued the gestures. I had one bit and it

465
00:31:31.039 --> 00:31:34.960
<v Speaker 2>was can you be physical on the zoom call? Can

466
00:31:35.000 --> 00:31:39.799
<v Speaker 2>you get up and dance for me? I loved the

467
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:43.799
<v Speaker 2>accurate representation of the words because I can hear someone

468
00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:46.480
<v Speaker 2>speak to me in an English sentence and not be

469
00:31:46.519 --> 00:31:48.920
<v Speaker 2>able to say it back to them. So that's gonna

470
00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:51.759
<v Speaker 2>also get the three points. And Aggie, can you get

471
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:54.319
<v Speaker 2>two points? And I think that's fair.

472
00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:03.960
<v Speaker 29>Amazing, amazing, that gets four points.

473
00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I've bucked out that massively. Would you like the current

474
00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:12.359
<v Speaker 1>score breakdown? I would love to think. I'm still waiting

475
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:12.839
<v Speaker 1>to get my.

476
00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:15.279
<v Speaker 2>Power points breakdown.

477
00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:19.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so currently out in the lead is Caroline with

478
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:25.279
<v Speaker 1>nine points, by Jen with eight, Dave and Matter tied

479
00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:33.559
<v Speaker 1>on six and all he's sitting pretty at three. I

480
00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:36.359
<v Speaker 1>would love to Okay, our next few recorded task, this

481
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:43.039
<v Speaker 1>is for real bargain hunters. Let's move on to your

482
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>next task. This one's going to be a little bit easier.

483
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:49.720
<v Speaker 18>Okay, Uh, this time I'll just say uh, it's you know,

484
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:51.960
<v Speaker 18>something like it's uh. And now for your next task,

485
00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:54.039
<v Speaker 18>go ahead and start reading.

486
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:55.680
<v Speaker 1>No more fingers.

487
00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:56.319
<v Speaker 30>Stuff that's just weird.

488
00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:01.839
<v Speaker 1>No more fingering, no more fingering. Okay, Dave, your next

489
00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:03.920
<v Speaker 1>task is ready for you. Go ahead and read it

490
00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:06.559
<v Speaker 1>out loud for me. Okay, here we go.

491
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<v Speaker 21>Get the most interesting item on Craigslist for free.

492
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:17.759
<v Speaker 19>You have until the live shows in five months. That's fair.

493
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:21.440
<v Speaker 20>You must provide screenshots of the original listing and.

494
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:24.880
<v Speaker 31>Any correspondence between yourself and the lister.

495
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:30.240
<v Speaker 7>Or you will be disqualified your time stoughts. Now, all right,

496
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:32.200
<v Speaker 7>I guess I got five months.

497
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:37.119
<v Speaker 22>My first thought must have just like a cat, like.

498
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:37.799
<v Speaker 8>An actual like.

499
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:41.279
<v Speaker 15>An entertainment center for free.

500
00:33:41.359 --> 00:33:42.519
<v Speaker 8>I don't even know how.

501
00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>A zebo.

502
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:47.559
<v Speaker 19>Oh oh, that's not far from here.

503
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:56.000
<v Speaker 4>Well, okay, First of all, interesting is such a subjective term.

504
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:01.400
<v Speaker 31>So I think I'm gonna go on on Craigslist and

505
00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:04.359
<v Speaker 31>find something because I think that is going to be

506
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:06.720
<v Speaker 31>the most interesting is I'm going in with no idea

507
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:09.320
<v Speaker 31>what I'm looking for, truthfully, But.

508
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:12.000
<v Speaker 7>I think what I find interesting isn't necessarily the same

509
00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:16.719
<v Speaker 7>as what everyone finds interesting. So I've got to make

510
00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:20.440
<v Speaker 7>it broadly interesting. I'm to look for a broadly interesting thing.

511
00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:24.880
<v Speaker 21>Okay, Okay, I think I'm probably looking for something that

512
00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:28.559
<v Speaker 21>will be the most absolutely impractical and useless in my

513
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:35.239
<v Speaker 21>everyday life, something that uh oh, maybe a little embarrassing

514
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 21>that someone would want to pursue. Of course, then if

515
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:40.280
<v Speaker 21>you're putting it on Craigslist giving it away for free,

516
00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:42.559
<v Speaker 21>how embarrassing.

517
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:49.079
<v Speaker 1>Could it be? How embarrassing indeed.

518
00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so everyone has found a thing on Craigslist for free.

519
00:34:56.960 --> 00:35:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Let's see these interesting items. Let's start with Carolyn. Is

520
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:05.679
<v Speaker 2>it because we've been hyping.

521
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:06.159
<v Speaker 1>It up all week?

522
00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:07.679
<v Speaker 4>Sarah?

523
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, HAPs do I pull it out? Oh my god,

524
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:13.559
<v Speaker 2>oh god.

525
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:16.719
<v Speaker 5>This was my wife, Sarah's carry on item on our

526
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:27.039
<v Speaker 5>plane from Philadelphia. This, my friends, is the canjo all right,

527
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:46.920
<v Speaker 5>And as a little demonstration, and Sarah has made has

528
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:49.440
<v Speaker 5>developed a very intimate relationship with the candle.

529
00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:52.039
<v Speaker 1>They have traveled far and wide together.

530
00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh. I am surprised and delighted by this.

531
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:02.840
<v Speaker 2>And I'm surprised, and I did buy your musical interlude

532
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:11.320
<v Speaker 2>A Joy, A Joy from top to bottom. Let's now,

533
00:36:11.480 --> 00:36:16.639
<v Speaker 2>let's see Dave's Craigslist acquisition.

534
00:36:16.920 --> 00:36:19.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, first, we're gonna start with the correspondence.

535
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, the proof to me.

536
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:25.360
<v Speaker 1>So, David, if you'd explain what it is you picked up.

537
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:33.559
<v Speaker 12>I acquired a set of cardboard standis featured in the

538
00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:37.679
<v Speaker 12>lobby of a movie theater upon the theatrical release of

539
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:40.119
<v Speaker 12>the movie Bay.

540
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:44.480
<v Speaker 1>That's great. Well, the reason I wanted this to go

541
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:47.400
<v Speaker 1>first is because the lady who sent it to you

542
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:50.000
<v Speaker 1>said it was the only thing they found in the

543
00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:54.840
<v Speaker 1>finished basement of the house they bought. I'm like, did you.

544
00:36:54.880 --> 00:36:59.159
<v Speaker 12>Buy George Miller's house? You said they were the original

545
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:00.639
<v Speaker 12>owners and they were left there.

546
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:04.880
<v Speaker 1>That's great bas knowledge. By the way, just knowing that joke,

547
00:37:06.199 --> 00:37:08.880
<v Speaker 1>that's fantastic. That's the one thing you know about it.

548
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:10.199
<v Speaker 2>Incredible.

549
00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Here is a Dave returning home with said, standish, God,

550
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:25.679
<v Speaker 1>here's a lot of in their full glory.

551
00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:29.519
<v Speaker 4>Oh.

552
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:32.599
<v Speaker 2>The fact that there's a photo shoot attached. I know

553
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:34.400
<v Speaker 2>you kept those they're.

554
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:34.639
<v Speaker 25>Still in.

555
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Was like, why are we greeted by the cast of.

556
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:45.199
<v Speaker 2>Where's her sense of whimsay?

557
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:46.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

558
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:48.480
<v Speaker 4>This is so beautiful.

559
00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:51.480
<v Speaker 2>I looked down at my notes and then I looked

560
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:55.639
<v Speaker 2>back up about it, and it was just so wonderful.

561
00:37:56.360 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh a joy, this this is so exciting. Let's see

562
00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:05.400
<v Speaker 2>what Jen has for us to add to this beautiful

563
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:06.960
<v Speaker 2>collage so far.

564
00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:10.880
<v Speaker 13>So in my perusal, I picked Facebook Marketplace as my

565
00:38:11.199 --> 00:38:15.920
<v Speaker 13>uh free online marketplace service that we licensed to do either.

566
00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:18.280
<v Speaker 1>They were allowed to use any online marketplace as long

567
00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:19.960
<v Speaker 1>as they could prove it was gotten for free.

568
00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, cool, cool, cool. So I drop about Aurora and

569
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:29.719
<v Speaker 2>picked up these bases full of sand that were used

570
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:34.440
<v Speaker 2>in someone's actual wedding as unity sand. If you picture

571
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:39.880
<v Speaker 2>two people pouring sand into a jar. From all accounts,

572
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:44.159
<v Speaker 2>they look to still be married. They didn't want to.

573
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:50.159
<v Speaker 2>I was like, why why were not more? Iification ceremony anymore?

574
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:50.599
<v Speaker 1>Is it?

575
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:53.079
<v Speaker 2>Do we not like the colors? Are we not vibing

576
00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:57.239
<v Speaker 2>with the decor? Its just a precursor to a rocky divorce?

577
00:38:57.480 --> 00:38:57.880
<v Speaker 32>Yeah?

578
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Like is she like, I'm here and this is from

579
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:04.239
<v Speaker 2>a man that She's like, I don't want this sand anymore?

580
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:09.679
<v Speaker 2>Also turquoise and brown, which dates the wedding. Yes, so

581
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:12.960
<v Speaker 2>they're having like circa two six eight.

582
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:16.280
<v Speaker 13>Yeah, and it's proper hated blue and brown back turquoise

583
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:20.119
<v Speaker 13>and brown specific era. And because they were in glass

584
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:21.960
<v Speaker 13>and I couldn't bring them from home, I brought the

585
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:29.880
<v Speaker 13>sand in the back. Yes, I had someone's potentially rocky marriage.

586
00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, a loose bag of powder has been brought.

587
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:43.320
<v Speaker 2>That's my addition to this wonderful It's just sand. It's

588
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:52.159
<v Speaker 2>pretty decent sand. Cute, but yeah, high quality sand. Yeah,

589
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:57.039
<v Speaker 2>it's very intimate and personal. You just have it. Let's

590
00:39:57.039 --> 00:39:59.239
<v Speaker 2>see Augie's next.

591
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:04.840
<v Speaker 30>Okay, all right, So what I found on Craiglist.

592
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:10.159
<v Speaker 11>After much search I mean procrastination, I mean search, I.

593
00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:16.800
<v Speaker 30>Found a nice little pe tray, a cactus ice tray

594
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:21.280
<v Speaker 30>where your cubes are cactuses, but the tray is also as.

595
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:30.480
<v Speaker 2>The double cactus element. I will say, does something for me.

596
00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I am excited about the double cactus situation.

597
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:38.119
<v Speaker 1>I did have one question. Now I saw the correspondence,

598
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:41.719
<v Speaker 1>and if you read toward the bottom, there's a bunch

599
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:44.079
<v Speaker 1>of other items that she was giving away, including something

600
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:46.480
<v Speaker 1>that starts three D horse pillar.

601
00:40:48.079 --> 00:40:50.880
<v Speaker 11>GV fair That was originally what I was going for.

602
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:54.719
<v Speaker 11>Apparently she gets cleared out on a daily basis, because

603
00:40:54.760 --> 00:40:56.519
<v Speaker 11>it was really hard just to get this.

604
00:40:57.079 --> 00:40:58.119
<v Speaker 1>It took three.

605
00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:01.760
<v Speaker 30>Days and like an hour long back and forth text

606
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:04.559
<v Speaker 30>message Sash to even get this.

607
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:09.880
<v Speaker 11>I don't know what she was doing, clearing house or

608
00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:13.159
<v Speaker 11>trying to hide stuff from her husband, who she specifically

609
00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:15.320
<v Speaker 11>told me when I arrived to be as quiet as

610
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:15.719
<v Speaker 11>a mouse.

611
00:41:23.079 --> 00:41:31.920
<v Speaker 29>So it's oh my god, it was her husband's favorite cactus.

612
00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:35.840
<v Speaker 11>Try to come to Colorado to get it?

613
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:39.679
<v Speaker 1>So all right, okay.

614
00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Now let's see that.

615
00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:42.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

616
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.679
<v Speaker 7>I also use Facebook marketplace as well, and you find

617
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:48.000
<v Speaker 7>some pretty incredible things on that people are giving some

618
00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:50.039
<v Speaker 7>incredible things away for free, and i'd go.

619
00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:54.039
<v Speaker 1>A brand new PlayStation poltal?

620
00:41:57.519 --> 00:42:03.280
<v Speaker 7>What what retail value of two hundred dollars for free?

621
00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Task Mistress. Before you judge any of these, you should

622
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:11.119
<v Speaker 1>know they were all required to submit their correspondence to me,

623
00:42:11.159 --> 00:42:17.360
<v Speaker 1>and out of everyone's Matt's correspondence seemed a little fishy.

624
00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Now this seems like a golden opportunity. We have two

625
00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:23.719
<v Speaker 1>talented and professional voice actors in Carolina Day. Can you

626
00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:27.199
<v Speaker 1>guys act out this correspondent? Would you mind coming over

627
00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:32.159
<v Speaker 1>here and if you give them your if we bust

628
00:42:33.679 --> 00:42:36.599
<v Speaker 1>on stage, just just my position where you can read

629
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:42.760
<v Speaker 1>the words. Caroline, you'll read for Matt so British and arrogant.

630
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:48.280
<v Speaker 1>You read the Blue bubbles, and Dave you're going to

631
00:42:48.360 --> 00:42:50.159
<v Speaker 1>read for the cellar and I want you him to

632
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:52.920
<v Speaker 1>be read like a mix of Gargamel from the Smurfs

633
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:55.639
<v Speaker 1>and that old man in the horror movie that tries

634
00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:58.400
<v Speaker 1>to warn the kids from going into the haunted house. Okay,

635
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:02.159
<v Speaker 1>you read the gray Bubbles. Ready?

636
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:06.719
<v Speaker 5>Hey do you still have the free PlayStation portal?

637
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:09.679
<v Speaker 4>Very interested? If so?

638
00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:15.440
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, my great grandfather.

639
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm a little sentiment. I'm not sure if you're wthy.

640
00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:34.079
<v Speaker 2>Correction, that's totally fair. I promise to take good care

641
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.800
<v Speaker 2>of it. I have over four platinum trophies.

642
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:43.079
<v Speaker 12>If that makes me worthy depends on the gate.

643
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:48.800
<v Speaker 2>The three Spiral of the Dragon games and gt A V.

644
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Hell granted, you are powerful?

645
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Oh okay?

646
00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:04.599
<v Speaker 1>What shage on your head?

647
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:09.719
<v Speaker 2>I was the high school baseball team's catcher.

648
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:10.840
<v Speaker 4>Which I think says enough.

649
00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:16.599
<v Speaker 1>First needed to be sure? Is a handheld device?

650
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:21.519
<v Speaker 2>You know your family lives well.

651
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:24.960
<v Speaker 1>This particular device carries a heavy price.

652
00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh but it says free on the listing.

653
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:39.079
<v Speaker 12>Alright, free in as.

654
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Long as no money changes hands. That works for my needs.

655
00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:54.360
<v Speaker 33>She's not in talent comes with the family cash.

656
00:44:56.880 --> 00:45:01.119
<v Speaker 2>It's you what kind of course?

657
00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:02.599
<v Speaker 4>Still interested?

658
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:06.119
<v Speaker 1>B t W?

659
00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:08.559
<v Speaker 33>Whosoever is the holder of the PlayStation?

660
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:16.440
<v Speaker 1>That's also Jay? What comes weed? Which is hell? Wow?

661
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<v Speaker 2>I'll take them both. Where is it convenient to meat

662
00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:30.519
<v Speaker 2>to collect these free items?

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<v Speaker 1>If you look behind you already there? I like Thursday perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to play g t V.

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<v Speaker 33>You don't have a PlayStation, don't actually do anything by itself?

666
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:09.639
<v Speaker 1>Scene? I mean, I think I was pretty convincing.

667
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:16.400
<v Speaker 2>I think so obviously not.

668
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:17.119
<v Speaker 1>That's how everyone else's interactions went.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this this sounds like a violation of the rules, unbelieve.

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<v Speaker 2>So obviously it was bullshit when it was a PlayStation portal.

671
00:46:31.000 --> 00:46:35.679
<v Speaker 2>It was bullshit for the entire conversation. Also, I know

672
00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:46.119
<v Speaker 2>that dog that Ethan's dog, So Melo is adorable. You're

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00:46:46.119 --> 00:46:47.000
<v Speaker 2>getting no point?

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00:46:48.440 --> 00:46:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, full full disclosure, that was fake? Why Yeah, and

675
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<v Speaker 1>I just for a second. The thing that I love

676
00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:59.880
<v Speaker 1>the most is that expression seems to be saying, could

677
00:46:59.880 --> 00:47:02.599
<v Speaker 1>you leave me out of this? Yeah?

678
00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Could not want to be a part of this.

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00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:07.639
<v Speaker 7>Last Yeah, I kind of left it to the last

680
00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:10.280
<v Speaker 7>minute and then contacted two people who ghosted me, and

681
00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:14.199
<v Speaker 7>I was like, fuck this, I'm buying myself a PlayStation

682
00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:15.599
<v Speaker 7>poll and calling it a prize.

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00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:21.119
<v Speaker 2>So you have a PlayStation portal and no points for

684
00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:21.719
<v Speaker 2>this time?

685
00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:28.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh, how would you like to screw the others?

686
00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, for the fact if it was just the standy cutouts,

687
00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I might not say this, But the fact that there's

688
00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:41.480
<v Speaker 2>a photo shoot in the company, Yeah, we're going for

689
00:47:41.599 --> 00:47:50.079
<v Speaker 2>five points, so I do think next. I love the

690
00:47:50.119 --> 00:48:03.440
<v Speaker 2>whole concept. I appreciate the gumption, but you interrupted me,

691
00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:08.239
<v Speaker 2>and so four points is going to go to someone's

692
00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:15.599
<v Speaker 2>marriage on Craig's list. We're going three points to the

693
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<v Speaker 2>kanjo just because I see I see the look in

694
00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:20.800
<v Speaker 2>your eyes, and I'm gonna get the three points. It

695
00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:22.840
<v Speaker 2>would have been higher if we actually would have gotten

696
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<v Speaker 2>the horse pillar, horse pillar, whatever that is. We're gonna

697
00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:32.639
<v Speaker 2>go two points to the cactus ice cube tray and

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00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:36.679
<v Speaker 2>zero points because you falsified evidence in a court of law,

699
00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:42.840
<v Speaker 2>studied legal studies. I had not let this stare. That

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00:48:43.039 --> 00:48:43.400
<v Speaker 2>is my.

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00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:53.400
<v Speaker 25>Final wins that particular task.

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<v Speaker 1>I left that. All right, Shall we move on to

703
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>our next task?

704
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<v Speaker 2>I would love to This next.

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<v Speaker 1>Pre recorded task is show and tell and show. You

706
00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:15.000
<v Speaker 1>should have your next task. Go ahead and read it

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00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:15.679
<v Speaker 1>out loud for me.

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<v Speaker 22>Go get your three favorite objects.

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00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:21.719
<v Speaker 8>From anyway in your.

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00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:23.400
<v Speaker 4>Home and bring them back here.

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<v Speaker 19>You have five minutes.

712
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:28.159
<v Speaker 21>Your time starts now, okay, five minutes, five minutes.

713
00:49:28.199 --> 00:49:28.920
<v Speaker 4>I'll be right back.

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00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:33.800
<v Speaker 1>All right, be right back, all right.

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00:49:36.280 --> 00:49:38.159
<v Speaker 34>Three favorite objects from your home, bring them back.

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00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:50.440
<v Speaker 21>Here, Okay, okay, okay, easy, easy.

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<v Speaker 19>So I have so many favorite objects?

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00:49:47.360 --> 00:50:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Is the thing? Okay? All set, aw set, okay, I'm gonna.

719
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<v Speaker 18>Say you still have three minutes to go, and no

720
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<v Speaker 18>I don't need three minutes.

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<v Speaker 14>I'll start with my oldest one, which is this little

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00:50:11.559 --> 00:50:15.159
<v Speaker 14>Pewter wizard. The next favorite object I have, and I

723
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<v Speaker 14>think this counts, is this.

724
00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:20.559
<v Speaker 19>Character sheet from a three point five Dad.

725
00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:26.079
<v Speaker 14>My final favorite objects.

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00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:27.159
<v Speaker 8>Is this deck.

727
00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:29.639
<v Speaker 19>This deck with pink sleeves.

728
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:34.400
<v Speaker 14>This is what magic the gathering nerds would know as

729
00:50:34.639 --> 00:50:37.119
<v Speaker 14>a Hiromancer ascension deck.

730
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:42.599
<v Speaker 7>A professional wrestling championship. It's a custom professional wrestling championship.

731
00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:47.559
<v Speaker 7>This framed letter object number three is just my favorite album.

732
00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:50.320
<v Speaker 7>It's Worried by Jeff Rosenstock. Everyone should listen to it.

733
00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:52.679
<v Speaker 7>Go listen to it now, stop watching the show and go.

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00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:55.400
<v Speaker 34>This is Optimus Prime.

735
00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:59.880
<v Speaker 16>This is specifically, this is earth Rise Optimist Prime. That

736
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:02.519
<v Speaker 16>it's right up here, it's already kind of in the shot.

737
00:51:03.079 --> 00:51:07.280
<v Speaker 16>This is my Sennheiser MKH four sixteen shotgun microphone. And

738
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:11.079
<v Speaker 16>then my final object that I love in my house

739
00:51:11.559 --> 00:51:15.800
<v Speaker 16>came from mister Aaron Randolph himself.

740
00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:17.880
<v Speaker 15>It's nice steen Dad.

741
00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Gosh.

742
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:22.719
<v Speaker 21>I hope my wife and children aren't mad at me

743
00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:27.559
<v Speaker 21>for not selecting like the kid's baby albums or like

744
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:29.920
<v Speaker 21>our wedding pictures.

745
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:35.159
<v Speaker 20>This really made you build a bear that I've had

746
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:37.559
<v Speaker 20>since I was like probably like twelve.

747
00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:41.079
<v Speaker 22>The second thing is this felted sheep.

748
00:51:41.719 --> 00:51:44.960
<v Speaker 20>Last thing is my favorite sweater I've ever made.

749
00:51:48.480 --> 00:51:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

750
00:51:49.199 --> 00:51:55.800
<v Speaker 21>Next task, reenact your favorite movie scene using all three

751
00:51:55.960 --> 00:51:58.079
<v Speaker 21>of the items selected.

752
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:05.400
<v Speaker 14>Okay, reenact your favorite movie scene using all three of

753
00:52:05.480 --> 00:52:06.719
<v Speaker 14>the items you selected.

754
00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:10.079
<v Speaker 22>You have twenty minutes to plan your scene and one

755
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:11.159
<v Speaker 22>minute to reenact it.

756
00:52:11.519 --> 00:52:13.119
<v Speaker 21>Best to reenactment wins.

757
00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:16.679
<v Speaker 14>Your time starts. Now you know the fucking hilarious thing?

758
00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:19.559
<v Speaker 14>I think I have one, So give me, like, give

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00:52:19.599 --> 00:52:20.360
<v Speaker 14>me the twenty minutes.

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00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:23.320
<v Speaker 8>I got this twenty minutes.

761
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay. First question one, super excited to see the task?

762
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:37.199
<v Speaker 2>And do you want to validate that? In you big question?

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00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:38.920
<v Speaker 2>We did not see Caroline.

764
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a reason for that, which will soon become evident.

765
00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:48.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna jump straight to it. Here you are

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00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Caroline's three favorite objects and her movie scene.

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00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:54.639
<v Speaker 5>Go get your three favorite objects.

768
00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:55.480
<v Speaker 4>I'll be right back.

769
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:00.599
<v Speaker 16>He is.

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00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh, oh all right, hold on, okay, can you please

771
00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:14.880
<v Speaker 1>explain what your objects are?

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00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sarah, could you help me by handing me them

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00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:19.239
<v Speaker 2>one at a time.

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00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:19.679
<v Speaker 1>Please.

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00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:27.840
<v Speaker 4>My least favorite favorite object this is Willow. She is

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00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:34.559
<v Speaker 4>my Gremlin, Baba Duke child Object number is my favorite

777
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:42.000
<v Speaker 4>little boy. He's a professional podcaster in contact theater. We

778
00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:45.440
<v Speaker 4>have this beautiful, perfect angel, baby Olive. Look at this baby,

779
00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:48.079
<v Speaker 4>Look at her, Look at her.

780
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:49.679
<v Speaker 2>She's perfect.

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00:53:50.480 --> 00:53:52.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go ahead and say this has the potential

782
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:55.559
<v Speaker 1>to be either amazing or an absolute train.

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00:53:56.519 --> 00:53:56.639
<v Speaker 29>Oh.

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00:53:57.800 --> 00:53:59.639
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and read the second part.

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00:53:59.480 --> 00:53:59.639
<v Speaker 34>Of the.

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00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:05.239
<v Speaker 5>Reenact your favorite movie scene using all three of the

787
00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:08.840
<v Speaker 5>items you select It best reenactment.

788
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:10.119
<v Speaker 4>Wins your time starts now.

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00:54:11.000 --> 00:54:15.559
<v Speaker 35>Okay, guys, listen up. I need an Oscar winning performance here.

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00:54:17.239 --> 00:54:21.440
<v Speaker 35>All right, guys, Because you all are my children and

791
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:22.280
<v Speaker 35>I know that.

792
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:25.320
<v Speaker 31>You're so talented and gifted, we're just gonna go for it.

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00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?

794
00:54:26.119 --> 00:54:26.280
<v Speaker 12>Eric?

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00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:40.760
<v Speaker 28>Oh, I'm the beehive beehive bah, And since I'm a

796
00:54:40.880 --> 00:54:43.440
<v Speaker 28>cad and I want to leave, I'm gonna leave now,

797
00:54:43.559 --> 00:54:45.880
<v Speaker 28>and we're just gonna pretend that the beehive is rhady.

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00:54:48.639 --> 00:54:54.440
<v Speaker 5>Oh hey, ladies, I'm Igy Threadgood and I am a

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00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:55.480
<v Speaker 5>little lesbian.

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00:54:55.840 --> 00:55:01.039
<v Speaker 32>I also know how to charm these Oh in my eyeballs,

801
00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:03.000
<v Speaker 32>I can charm them so good.

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00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:05.800
<v Speaker 4>But I'm just gonna go over to the beehive.

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00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:12.000
<v Speaker 5>Really slowly, okay, and I'm gonna get honey from the beehive.

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00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:16.719
<v Speaker 4>And none of the bees sing me because I'm magical.

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00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:19.440
<v Speaker 2>My gosh, I love.

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00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:23.000
<v Speaker 26>Look at this beautiful woman getting all that honey without

807
00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:24.280
<v Speaker 26>being stung by a bee.

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00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:27.800
<v Speaker 4>That is absolutely amazing. That was beautiful.

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00:55:29.079 --> 00:55:32.840
<v Speaker 2>You're a beech charmer, gee threadgood, You're a bee charmer.

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00:55:32.960 --> 00:55:33.880
<v Speaker 1>That's what you are.

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00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:35.880
<v Speaker 4>Here's your honey, my love.

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00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you found this jar of honey inside the tree.

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00:55:41.559 --> 00:55:45.360
<v Speaker 2>And no, I actually did it without getting stung.

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00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:45.800
<v Speaker 1>By a fee.

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00:55:46.239 --> 00:55:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Where did the jar come from?

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00:55:48.320 --> 00:55:52.079
<v Speaker 26>Now Bee's lovingly into each other's eyes, but not kissed,

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00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:53.679
<v Speaker 26>because this is nineteen ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible work. Okay, I don't know how things are going

819
00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:21.400
<v Speaker 2>to follow that, but my notes say that things must.

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00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:28.320
<v Speaker 2>So oh, let's take a look at Jen and Augie's attempts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, you've heard of gen Z and Jen Alpha. Now

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00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:31.239
<v Speaker 1>it's time for Jen.

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<v Speaker 36>And now I shall perform to you my favorite scene

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00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:40.960
<v Speaker 36>in one of my favorite movie, Lord of the Rings.

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<v Speaker 14>May I begin.

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<v Speaker 19>A bell rock, A demon of the ancient world.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot pass.

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<v Speaker 36>I am a servant of the sacred fire usor dark

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<v Speaker 36>fire will not availue flame balldon, you shall not pass.

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00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Got three?

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00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:12.159
<v Speaker 2>Is that enough?

832
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:20.840
<v Speaker 1>A man.

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00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:31.119
<v Speaker 20>Being lowered down into a room head first, I'm somewhere

834
00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:32.079
<v Speaker 20>outside in a van.

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<v Speaker 2>He's rolling to you.

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<v Speaker 22>He's at the voice recorder.

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00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Going straight down. The guy played by the sheep not

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00:57:43.440 --> 00:57:46.400
<v Speaker 2>in the frame, trying really hard.

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<v Speaker 22>He's going down.

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00:57:48.719 --> 00:57:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Uh oh, they'd also buy the sheep.

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00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:54.559
<v Speaker 22>The guy comes back in. I know he's working at

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00:57:54.599 --> 00:57:55.039
<v Speaker 22>this desk.

843
00:57:56.920 --> 00:57:56.960
<v Speaker 2>What.

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00:57:57.440 --> 00:57:58.639
<v Speaker 22>Oh, his tummy is upset.

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<v Speaker 20>Oh, now he's taking beds being dropped down.

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<v Speaker 4>But don't know.

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00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Guy in the an event there's.

848
00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:08.320
<v Speaker 1>A rat and he goes flat.

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<v Speaker 22>He's laying there. He's laying there.

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00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:12.559
<v Speaker 4>What does he to do?

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00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:20.000
<v Speaker 2>I drop his sweat? What he catches it? He puts

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00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:23.039
<v Speaker 2>the dissk in. It's copying one bread.

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00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:25.280
<v Speaker 4>Be careful, Ethan, get moving.

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00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry. The guy comes back in and he gets

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00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:34.960
<v Speaker 2>pulled up. And then at the last second they're in

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00:58:35.039 --> 00:58:37.679
<v Speaker 2>the event after being pulled up, and he's excited.

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<v Speaker 20>But then next drops The guy comes back in looking

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<v Speaker 20>and he sees an innocuous knife stuck.

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00:58:47.280 --> 00:58:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Into the computer.

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<v Speaker 20>As they all celebrate that they got the knocklist out

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<v Speaker 20>of the computer.

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<v Speaker 2>But also this guy gets fired or this one thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but the knife is kept eight movies later and a

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00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:19.800
<v Speaker 2>thing so good. I'm loving the suspense, I'm loving the referencing,

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<v Speaker 2>uh and the creative use of those things in one

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite films of all time. That will play

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<v Speaker 2>well for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh, this is so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see Dave and Matt's entries.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, there are two of the most entertaining men I

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<v Speaker 1>know with the most boring white guy ass names. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Da Matt.

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<v Speaker 34>Obviously, the time continue has been disrupted squence, resulting in

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<v Speaker 34>this alternate reality English doc Let me illustrate.

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<v Speaker 16>Imagine that this line represents time.

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<v Speaker 34>Here's the present nineteen eighty five, the future, and the

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<v Speaker 34>past prior to this point in time. Somewhere in the past,

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<v Speaker 34>the timeline skewed into this tangent, creating an alternate nineteen

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<v Speaker 34>eighty five alternate to you, Me, and Einstein, but reality

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01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:14.719
<v Speaker 34>for everyone else, recognize this. It's the bag the sports

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<v Speaker 34>book came in. I know because the receipt was still inside.

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01:00:18.880 --> 01:00:21.760
<v Speaker 34>I found them in the time machine. Along with this,

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01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:26.159
<v Speaker 34>It's a time of bibskne I mean all from the future.

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01:00:26.320 --> 01:00:26.679
<v Speaker 16>Correct.

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01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:29.159
<v Speaker 37>It was in the time machine because bif was in

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01:00:29.320 --> 01:00:31.320
<v Speaker 37>the time machine with the sports Hopmanac.

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01:00:31.639 --> 01:00:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit.

888
01:00:32.760 --> 01:00:35.360
<v Speaker 34>You see, when we were in the future, Beff got

889
01:00:35.400 --> 01:00:38.400
<v Speaker 34>the sports book, stole the time machine, went back in time,

890
01:00:38.480 --> 01:00:39.000
<v Speaker 34>and gave the.

891
01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:42.400
<v Speaker 37>Book to himself at some point in the past book.

892
01:00:42.840 --> 01:00:45.000
<v Speaker 37>He says right here that Biff made his first million

893
01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:47.199
<v Speaker 37>betting on a horse race in nineteen fifty eight. He

894
01:00:47.360 --> 01:00:49.360
<v Speaker 37>wasn't just lucky, he knew because he had all the

895
01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:50.840
<v Speaker 37>race results in the sportsmenach.

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01:00:51.000 --> 01:00:53.199
<v Speaker 34>That's how he made his entire hordrone. Look at his

897
01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:56.519
<v Speaker 34>pocket with a magnifying glass the almanac so.

898
01:00:56.760 --> 01:01:00.639
<v Speaker 1>A bit still, he must have been listening when I follow.

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01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:04.000
<v Speaker 1>The whole thing is my fault, the damn put none

900
01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:05.639
<v Speaker 1>of this would have rap. And where it's all in

901
01:01:05.679 --> 01:01:06.719
<v Speaker 1>the past, you mean the future?

902
01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:10.760
<v Speaker 37>Whatever it can be misused, and why the time machine

903
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:12.800
<v Speaker 37>must be destroyed after we straighten all this out right,

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01:01:13.119 --> 01:01:13.760
<v Speaker 37>So we gotta go.

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01:01:13.800 --> 01:01:15.880
<v Speaker 6>Back to the future and stop it from stealing the

906
01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:16.519
<v Speaker 6>time machine.

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01:01:16.599 --> 01:01:20.079
<v Speaker 37>We can't because if we travel into the future from

908
01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:22.400
<v Speaker 37>this point in time, it will be the future of

909
01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:27.639
<v Speaker 37>this reality in which Biff is corrupt, powerful and married

910
01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:30.920
<v Speaker 37>to your mother, and in which this has happened to me.

911
01:01:32.519 --> 01:01:35.760
<v Speaker 34>No, No, our only chance to repair. The present is

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01:01:35.880 --> 01:01:39.079
<v Speaker 34>in the past at the point where the timeline skewed

913
01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:45.679
<v Speaker 34>into this tangent. In order to fact, we have to

914
01:01:45.719 --> 01:01:48.840
<v Speaker 34>find out the exact die in specific circumstances of how, when,

915
01:01:49.039 --> 01:01:51.559
<v Speaker 34>and where young Biff got his hands on that sports almanac.

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01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:54.039
<v Speaker 37>I'll ask him.

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01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:46.280
<v Speaker 1>You enjoy the creative way he brought his third item

918
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:46.599
<v Speaker 1>in there?

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01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh my goodness, incredible.

920
01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you're gonna sure these everything else.

921
01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I've had a pretty solid idea of how I wanted

922
01:02:56.840 --> 01:03:00.400
<v Speaker 2>to do it, and this I'm going to decide that

923
01:03:00.400 --> 01:03:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I have a solid idea of how I want to

924
01:03:01.840 --> 01:03:07.679
<v Speaker 2>do it for the sake of time. I loved Aggie's

925
01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:11.760
<v Speaker 2>creative use of his props and him playing to my

926
01:03:11.920 --> 01:03:15.599
<v Speaker 2>favorite movie. So I'm gonna give Oggie five points.

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01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:16.119
<v Speaker 38>WHOA.

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01:03:19.159 --> 01:03:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I cannot deny the fact that Caroline had the toughest

929
01:03:26.440 --> 01:03:32.039
<v Speaker 2>job here of three cats moving, and so I'm going

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01:03:32.199 --> 01:03:40.920
<v Speaker 2>to give her four points. I am loving. I just

931
01:03:41.119 --> 01:03:45.880
<v Speaker 2>loved the suspense that Jen's story brought in, and then

932
01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:49.400
<v Speaker 2>also the referencing to the wider lore. I had just

933
01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:54.119
<v Speaker 2>watched all of the Mission Impossible movies from one to

934
01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:56.079
<v Speaker 2>like whatever the one came out this year.

935
01:03:57.679 --> 01:03:58.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

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01:03:59.400 --> 01:04:06.480
<v Speaker 2>It's his And if I could take points away from

937
01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:10.079
<v Speaker 2>him for subjecting that you to that, I would, but

938
01:04:10.199 --> 01:04:12.599
<v Speaker 2>I can't. But what I can do is give you

939
01:04:13.119 --> 01:04:20.480
<v Speaker 2>those three points. I this is this is very tough.

940
01:04:20.559 --> 01:04:23.719
<v Speaker 2>All of this has been tough. I am going to

941
01:04:23.840 --> 01:04:28.639
<v Speaker 2>give Matt two points here. I liked the creativity. I

942
01:04:28.840 --> 01:04:32.119
<v Speaker 2>liked the camera work in here. I liked the use

943
01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:37.719
<v Speaker 2>of the third prop, and Dave, I am penalizing you

944
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:44.920
<v Speaker 2>for your incredible voice act, but just in that I

945
01:04:44.960 --> 01:04:48.880
<v Speaker 2>felt like it overshadowed the three props that you brought in.

946
01:04:49.639 --> 01:04:51.679
<v Speaker 2>I felt that that was the main thing and not

947
01:04:51.840 --> 01:04:54.960
<v Speaker 2>the props. And as a result, that is That's the

948
01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:55.760
<v Speaker 2>way I'm scoring it.

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01:04:57.519 --> 01:05:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, Yeah they were always as.

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01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:08.159
<v Speaker 2>I would see any of them in theaters, and honestly

951
01:05:08.239 --> 01:05:11.760
<v Speaker 2>I just did, and I see it again, wonderful.

952
01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:21.880
<v Speaker 38>Each of us identify with one of the Golden Girls.

953
01:05:22.559 --> 01:05:27.920
<v Speaker 38>I'm Sophia, Aaron is Dorothy, Kristen is sweet Rose. And

954
01:05:28.039 --> 01:05:30.880
<v Speaker 38>each week we'll have a guest sit in the Blanche

955
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:34.280
<v Speaker 38>spot the naughty seat. Come join us on the Lani

956
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:37.199
<v Speaker 38>Vers of Cheesecake, part of the PUDs Media Network.

957
01:05:38.480 --> 01:05:40.000
<v Speaker 39>Hey, Jeff, what are we doing?

958
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:41.519
<v Speaker 15>Why are you whispering?

959
01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:44.199
<v Speaker 39>Because all of our devices are constantly listening to us.

960
01:05:44.400 --> 01:05:47.639
<v Speaker 39>Unless we take massive efforts to protect our online privacy,

961
01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:49.440
<v Speaker 39>all the details of our lives will be in the

962
01:05:49.480 --> 01:05:50.840
<v Speaker 39>hands of mega corporations.

963
01:05:51.079 --> 01:05:54.159
<v Speaker 15>Okay, sure, but this is the promo for our podcast.

964
01:05:54.320 --> 01:05:56.519
<v Speaker 15>We need people to be able to hear us this time.

965
01:05:57.079 --> 01:05:59.639
<v Speaker 15>Why do we need a promo? Oh funny you should ask.

966
01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:01.960
<v Speaker 15>We're not members of the Odd Pods media network.

967
01:06:02.159 --> 01:06:03.920
<v Speaker 39>Are they one of those global conglomerates.

968
01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:07.079
<v Speaker 15>No, they're just a really awesome podcast network full of

969
01:06:07.119 --> 01:06:08.199
<v Speaker 15>great shows like ours.

970
01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:10.519
<v Speaker 39>Well, is there anything specific we need to say?

971
01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:12.920
<v Speaker 15>We should probably tell them what our podcast is about.

972
01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:15.960
<v Speaker 39>Oh, it's about how the algorithm shapes our lives and

973
01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:18.960
<v Speaker 39>how tech companies profit off our personal information. We dabble

974
01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:22.079
<v Speaker 39>in tech conspiracy theories and talk about how billionaires are

975
01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:22.719
<v Speaker 39>all buttholes.

976
01:06:23.079 --> 01:06:25.239
<v Speaker 15>I don't think we should say buttholes.

977
01:06:24.760 --> 01:06:28.199
<v Speaker 39>In the promo, but we already did twice.

978
01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:31.719
<v Speaker 15>Join us every other Monday for new episodes of suggested

979
01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:33.280
<v Speaker 15>articles a podcast.

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01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:47.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay, task Mistress. To start the next task, could you

981
01:06:47.320 --> 01:06:59.519
<v Speaker 1>yell out your favorite word fuck? All right, Matt, if

982
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:01.559
<v Speaker 1>you're ready, for your next task. Go ahead and read

983
01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:02.400
<v Speaker 1>it out loud for me.

984
01:07:04.039 --> 01:07:06.880
<v Speaker 19>Yes, write down six words.

985
01:07:07.440 --> 01:07:08.679
<v Speaker 4>Write down six words.

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01:07:08.800 --> 01:07:09.880
<v Speaker 21>You have one minute.

987
01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Your time starts now, all right?

988
01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:15.880
<v Speaker 21>Why do I have a feeling I am going to

989
01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:20.000
<v Speaker 21>be in trouble no matter what six words I write?

990
01:07:20.880 --> 01:07:21.119
<v Speaker 9>Done?

991
01:07:22.280 --> 01:07:23.079
<v Speaker 15>Oh, that was quick.

992
01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:24.440
<v Speaker 1>You still got forty seconds.

993
01:07:26.119 --> 01:07:26.679
<v Speaker 2>How's your date?

994
01:07:26.880 --> 01:07:27.039
<v Speaker 5>Eric?

995
01:07:29.159 --> 01:07:29.760
<v Speaker 15>That was quick?

996
01:07:31.280 --> 01:07:31.559
<v Speaker 24>All right?

997
01:07:31.599 --> 01:07:33.320
<v Speaker 1>If you're all done, you still got thirty seconds.

998
01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:34.559
<v Speaker 4>I'm done.

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01:07:34.639 --> 01:07:38.519
<v Speaker 1>You're done? All right? Six words perfect timing? Your time

1000
01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:39.519
<v Speaker 1>just ran out?

1001
01:07:40.559 --> 01:07:40.880
<v Speaker 8>Okay?

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01:07:41.679 --> 01:07:51.159
<v Speaker 7>Yes, my six words are beefy, twelve horses, examine, jump

1003
01:07:52.159 --> 01:07:53.400
<v Speaker 7>and lemons.

1004
01:07:53.760 --> 01:08:01.159
<v Speaker 4>Tuna, sailor, the I sleep, Sarah, girl.

1005
01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:08.360
<v Speaker 22>Pants, knit, mouse, collage.

1006
01:08:08.920 --> 01:08:22.760
<v Speaker 21>Mine, paprikas, flop house, energy, hoodwinked, sausage, and.

1007
01:08:24.600 --> 01:08:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Communal six words.

1008
01:08:29.159 --> 01:08:32.640
<v Speaker 19>And then I stopped being a smart ass and said seven, eight, nine,

1009
01:08:32.720 --> 01:08:33.079
<v Speaker 19>and ten.

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01:08:36.199 --> 01:08:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Read out the second part of your task whenever you're ready,

1011
01:08:39.640 --> 01:08:40.039
<v Speaker 1>all right.

1012
01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:44.000
<v Speaker 7>Write a poem about Jen Reagan, using each of your

1013
01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:46.319
<v Speaker 7>chosen words to end a line.

1014
01:08:46.479 --> 01:08:47.000
<v Speaker 15>Sorry, Jen.

1015
01:08:47.399 --> 01:08:50.479
<v Speaker 22>Write a poem about Matt Watson.

1016
01:08:51.039 --> 01:08:54.600
<v Speaker 4>Write a poem about August Daniels buck Uh.

1017
01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:59.960
<v Speaker 14>Write a poem about David Ottovino, using each of your

1018
01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:01.279
<v Speaker 14>chosen words.

1019
01:09:01.960 --> 01:09:03.920
<v Speaker 21>Okay, I'm gonna open my eyes and read the second

1020
01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:06.800
<v Speaker 21>part of the task, and I'm there might be some tears.

1021
01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:08.319
<v Speaker 22>I'm gonna cry a little bit.

1022
01:09:08.359 --> 01:09:09.680
<v Speaker 34>Here we go, all right.

1023
01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Second part of the task is.

1024
01:09:12.359 --> 01:09:18.039
<v Speaker 6>Write a poem about Carolinula, using each of your chosen

1025
01:09:18.119 --> 01:09:21.319
<v Speaker 6>words to end end a line, which must then be

1026
01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:23.920
<v Speaker 6>rhymed with on the following line.

1027
01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:27.800
<v Speaker 8>The resulting poem should be twelve lines.

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01:09:27.560 --> 01:09:29.319
<v Speaker 22>Long, funniest poem.

1029
01:09:29.399 --> 01:09:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Whens.

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01:09:29.840 --> 01:09:31.720
<v Speaker 4>Do you have twenty minutes to time starts now?

1031
01:09:31.840 --> 01:09:33.560
<v Speaker 15>Okay, okay, okay, twenty minutes.

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01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:38.319
<v Speaker 6>That's generous, all right, twenty minutes so okay, okay, all right.

1033
01:09:38.319 --> 01:09:40.520
<v Speaker 8>All right, sweet, let's get to work on some poetry.

1034
01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:41.520
<v Speaker 32>Okay.

1035
01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:46.720
<v Speaker 1>And if it wasn't clear, August is Augie, oh I love.

1036
01:09:48.800 --> 01:09:51.840
<v Speaker 20>You were not ready for the slam poetry against one

1037
01:09:51.960 --> 01:09:54.399
<v Speaker 20>Matt waited for.

1038
01:09:54.520 --> 01:09:55.960
<v Speaker 2>It is about to happen.

1039
01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:04.399
<v Speaker 1>The task is pretty simple. I gave them a minute

1040
01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:06.920
<v Speaker 1>to write down whatever six words they wanted and told

1041
01:10:06.960 --> 01:10:09.319
<v Speaker 1>them that they had to write a poem using each

1042
01:10:09.399 --> 01:10:11.479
<v Speaker 1>word at the end of the line, and it must

1043
01:10:11.520 --> 01:10:14.520
<v Speaker 1>then be rhymed with on the following line. Some of

1044
01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:19.479
<v Speaker 1>the contestants took some liberties with that, but regardless, So

1045
01:10:19.560 --> 01:10:23.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to see some poems wrong, wrong, and I'm

1046
01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:27.479
<v Speaker 1>so disappointed in you. You should never be heroes. Instead,

1047
01:10:27.560 --> 01:10:30.079
<v Speaker 1>we're going to dive into the first team task of

1048
01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:41.039
<v Speaker 1>the series. Caroline, you should have the next task in

1049
01:10:41.159 --> 01:10:44.000
<v Speaker 1>the chat. Go ahead and read it out loud for me.

1050
01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:49.840
<v Speaker 5>Read the passage I send you to your teammates without

1051
01:10:49.880 --> 01:10:53.000
<v Speaker 5>either of you or your teammates smiling or laughing.

1052
01:10:53.880 --> 01:10:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Each of you will have to read one passage.

1053
01:10:56.680 --> 01:10:59.640
<v Speaker 20>After all passages have been read. The team that broke

1054
01:10:59.720 --> 01:11:04.520
<v Speaker 20>the you wist average times per team member wits Your

1055
01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:05.560
<v Speaker 20>time starts now.

1056
01:11:27.520 --> 01:11:36.960
<v Speaker 8>Okay, just keeping my just keeping my mouth very tightly closed.

1057
01:11:44.199 --> 01:11:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Individually, I set them to write the funniest poem

1058
01:11:47.720 --> 01:11:50.079
<v Speaker 1>they could about people who they did not know at

1059
01:11:50.079 --> 01:11:52.840
<v Speaker 1>the time were their teammates. And then I made them

1060
01:11:52.920 --> 01:11:56.000
<v Speaker 1>read those poems to their teammates and penalize them for

1061
01:11:56.079 --> 01:12:00.000
<v Speaker 1>smiling or laughing. It's the old taskmaster one two punch.

1062
01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:02.560
<v Speaker 2>You asshole.

1063
01:12:04.079 --> 01:12:07.359
<v Speaker 1>This is why I hired you. Now you may have

1064
01:12:07.520 --> 01:12:11.199
<v Speaker 1>caught onto this. As it happens, nobody laughed during the task,

1065
01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:14.880
<v Speaker 1>so I was brutal about counting smiles. If it was

1066
01:12:14.920 --> 01:12:17.920
<v Speaker 1>a half smile or a beginning of one. I counted it.

1067
01:12:18.279 --> 01:12:20.680
<v Speaker 1>The only rule in the contestants favor was that if

1068
01:12:20.720 --> 01:12:23.680
<v Speaker 1>they smiled but don't return to neutral, it only counts

1069
01:12:23.680 --> 01:12:27.159
<v Speaker 1>as one. You'll see a couple of smiles. I don't

1070
01:12:27.239 --> 01:12:31.239
<v Speaker 1>count for that reason. Okay, Audrew? Would you like to

1071
01:12:31.279 --> 01:12:34.159
<v Speaker 1>see Augie, Caroline and Dave read poems to each other?

1072
01:12:35.039 --> 01:12:36.800
<v Speaker 2>I would like nothing more in this life.

1073
01:12:36.960 --> 01:12:41.439
<v Speaker 1>That's a shame. Here's Matt and Jane, so.

1074
01:12:41.439 --> 01:12:42.880
<v Speaker 8>I'm to begin my reading. Is that correct?

1075
01:12:45.640 --> 01:12:45.840
<v Speaker 34>Jen?

1076
01:12:46.560 --> 01:12:50.520
<v Speaker 7>Your diet leans toward beefy, whereas mine over here is

1077
01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:54.199
<v Speaker 7>a little more leafy. You believed in Jesus when you

1078
01:12:54.319 --> 01:12:58.640
<v Speaker 7>were twelve, but his Western philosophies you decided to shelve.

1079
01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:04.520
<v Speaker 7>You moved too much to ever own horses because your

1080
01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:09.359
<v Speaker 7>father was in the armed forces. Which state are you from?

1081
01:13:10.319 --> 01:13:19.600
<v Speaker 7>Let's examine Missouri, Hawaii, Colorado, but not Alabama. But sincerely, friend,

1082
01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:23.239
<v Speaker 7>with joy, you make me jump. Your presence makes it

1083
01:13:23.359 --> 01:13:28.279
<v Speaker 7>worth enduring President Trump. I love your husband, Chris, though

1084
01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:33.039
<v Speaker 7>a bit of a lemon. This is how I tell you.

1085
01:13:33.399 --> 01:13:38.680
<v Speaker 7>He and I are moving to Bremen. That's in Germany. Yes,

1086
01:13:39.319 --> 01:13:42.359
<v Speaker 7>just making sure to not accidentally smile out of politeness

1087
01:13:42.359 --> 01:13:43.439
<v Speaker 7>while facing a webcam.

1088
01:13:45.079 --> 01:13:51.199
<v Speaker 20>Wow, Matt, what an aspiring display of affection and random

1089
01:13:51.399 --> 01:13:52.600
<v Speaker 20>details about my life.

1090
01:13:53.279 --> 01:13:56.680
<v Speaker 8>Yes, That's what I could remember and felt was important.

1091
01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:02.520
<v Speaker 20>He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl. He

1092
01:14:02.680 --> 01:14:07.159
<v Speaker 20>has the attention span of a squirrel. Adre wears the pants.

1093
01:14:07.640 --> 01:14:12.880
<v Speaker 20>He just rants and rants. I helped to teach Adra

1094
01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:16.800
<v Speaker 20>to knit. He appreciates a good bit. He likes to

1095
01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:22.359
<v Speaker 20>pretend that he's quiet as a mouse, but try to

1096
01:14:22.479 --> 01:14:23.079
<v Speaker 20>challenge him.

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01:14:23.319 --> 01:14:24.439
<v Speaker 22>And he's a party house.

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01:14:25.359 --> 01:14:30.039
<v Speaker 20>If I gathered all of our for wonderful moments, I'd

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01:14:30.079 --> 01:14:33.359
<v Speaker 20>have a collage. His games show Persona.

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01:14:33.079 --> 01:14:34.119
<v Speaker 4>Is just a mirage.

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01:14:35.039 --> 01:14:38.199
<v Speaker 20>In a different life, he'd be a great mime. Speaking

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01:14:38.239 --> 01:14:41.319
<v Speaker 20>of bits, I meant to curdle the butter and mine.

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01:14:48.840 --> 01:14:50.880
<v Speaker 1>They just stayed silent for like five seconds.

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01:14:58.359 --> 01:15:00.880
<v Speaker 2>A bit of lored. There was a challenge we had

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01:15:00.920 --> 01:15:03.159
<v Speaker 2>at our house playing games where we had to make

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01:15:03.199 --> 01:15:05.439
<v Speaker 2>people eat weird things and then guess what it was.

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01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:06.920
<v Speaker 1>And there was an oreo.

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01:15:07.279 --> 01:15:10.319
<v Speaker 2>The gin made me eat full of butter and lime,

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01:15:10.640 --> 01:15:14.680
<v Speaker 2>and it did curdle. We've been wanting her to confirm

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01:15:14.760 --> 01:15:15.520
<v Speaker 2>it was on purpose.

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01:15:16.119 --> 01:15:17.039
<v Speaker 1>Four months.

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01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Incredible work.

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01:15:22.359 --> 01:15:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to hear some stats.

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01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:25.279
<v Speaker 2>I would love to hear some stats.

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01:15:25.439 --> 01:15:30.079
<v Speaker 1>Jen smiled only once and Matt smiled seven times, for

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01:15:30.199 --> 01:15:32.359
<v Speaker 1>a total of eight smiles and an average of four

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01:15:32.439 --> 01:15:37.239
<v Speaker 1>smiles per person. Happy, guys, you.

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01:15:37.279 --> 01:15:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Live a joyous life, and I love that you had

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01:15:42.960 --> 01:15:44.920
<v Speaker 2>to control your emotions.

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01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Smiling.

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01:15:48.800 --> 01:15:52.560
<v Speaker 2>It's not handy.

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01:15:54.279 --> 01:15:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Let's see more now of Oggi, Caroline and Dave. We

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01:15:57.800 --> 01:16:01.439
<v Speaker 1>have two talented and trained actors and one professional stoner

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01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:05.279
<v Speaker 1>who could possibly be the weak link here.

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01:16:06.119 --> 01:16:07.119
<v Speaker 4>What am I doing here?

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01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:10.199
<v Speaker 31>Says I on a discord call with all these guys,

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01:16:11.279 --> 01:16:13.920
<v Speaker 31>but one stood out as the big tuna and had

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01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:18.039
<v Speaker 31>me instantly saying, booh yeah, it's dearest Augie, swearing like

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01:16:18.119 --> 01:16:22.960
<v Speaker 31>a sailor, even cooler than swift Comma Taylor careson.

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01:16:24.399 --> 01:16:24.840
<v Speaker 17>So fine.

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01:16:24.920 --> 01:16:27.039
<v Speaker 4>They call him the man of the app.

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01:16:28.840 --> 01:16:30.239
<v Speaker 2>Or just look and see.

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01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:38.600
<v Speaker 40>Sadly, he's never left met darling Sarah. Now do we

1134
01:16:38.680 --> 01:16:42.039
<v Speaker 40>get them to meet and wear a well? Now it's

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01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:43.479
<v Speaker 40>time for Aggie to sleep.

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01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:59.000
<v Speaker 31>I miss him so much I could just Weeper's.

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01:16:53.319 --> 01:16:54.479
<v Speaker 19>Poem I've ever received.

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01:16:54.760 --> 01:16:56.279
<v Speaker 1>It's the only poem I've ever received.

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01:16:57.359 --> 01:17:01.720
<v Speaker 21>I have a friend who's energy is max a perfect

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01:17:01.840 --> 01:17:06.560
<v Speaker 21>ten or g to think of Caroline's raw bossage.

1141
01:17:07.000 --> 01:17:11.399
<v Speaker 41>She's as spicy as a sausage. In speech or song,

1142
01:17:11.600 --> 01:17:15.840
<v Speaker 41>She'll craft a tunal make us raise a cheer communal.

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01:17:16.560 --> 01:17:21.439
<v Speaker 41>Unlest you think I've been hoodwinked, my tatue artist went

1144
01:17:21.640 --> 01:17:26.079
<v Speaker 41>and inked expensive picture of her cheek, a color not

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01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:28.479
<v Speaker 41>unlike paprika.

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01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:29.119
<v Speaker 15>Upon my skin.

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01:17:29.319 --> 01:17:34.880
<v Speaker 1>And here here's my hot grouse. Now I live in

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01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:36.800
<v Speaker 1>this here flop house.

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01:17:42.039 --> 01:17:42.880
<v Speaker 2>That was very good.

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01:17:44.439 --> 01:17:45.600
<v Speaker 4>I enjoyed that immensely.

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01:17:50.199 --> 01:17:55.279
<v Speaker 14>David Otrovino, six to ten, the accumulated time we've known

1152
01:17:55.359 --> 01:17:59.119
<v Speaker 14>each other in years feels like six. Fix is what

1153
01:17:59.239 --> 01:18:02.920
<v Speaker 14>you did for our podcast of words. Herds of fans

1154
01:18:03.039 --> 01:18:07.239
<v Speaker 14>flocked to your voice in rows of seven heaven nearly there.

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01:18:07.199 --> 01:18:09.840
<v Speaker 19>Being trapped by your stairs if being eight.

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01:18:10.600 --> 01:18:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Wait, that came out wrong.

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01:18:12.279 --> 01:18:13.760
<v Speaker 8>Let me try that again using nine.

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01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:16.039
<v Speaker 14>Fine is how I feel about you.

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01:18:16.319 --> 01:18:16.880
<v Speaker 1>We're friends.

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01:18:17.720 --> 01:18:19.560
<v Speaker 14>We definitely did not know each other for six years,

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01:18:19.720 --> 01:18:20.560
<v Speaker 14>but it feels like ten.

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01:18:28.920 --> 01:18:31.039
<v Speaker 1>You should say that. After they finished, they all broke

1163
01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:41.399
<v Speaker 1>out in the laughter. So you have two tasks to

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01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:45.479
<v Speaker 1>score here. First it's the funniest poem, and then it's

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01:18:45.560 --> 01:18:48.039
<v Speaker 1>the two teams individually. I can give you a little

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01:18:48.039 --> 01:18:51.079
<v Speaker 1>help with the teams with some stats you like. By

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01:18:51.159 --> 01:18:53.720
<v Speaker 1>my count, Caroline smiled once at the very beginning and

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01:18:53.880 --> 01:18:57.840
<v Speaker 1>never again. Dave has apparently never experienced joy at all,

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01:19:00.079 --> 01:19:03.319
<v Speaker 1>and Augie smiled eight times from a total of nine

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01:19:03.439 --> 01:19:05.279
<v Speaker 1>and an average of three per person.

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01:19:08.039 --> 01:19:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, very interesting. So we will four teams. The

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01:19:15.159 --> 01:19:18.640
<v Speaker 2>points will be as thus in that the team of

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01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:23.600
<v Speaker 2>three will get how do they typically do that? Five points.

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01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:28.479
<v Speaker 1>For the team of three, and how many for the

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01:19:28.520 --> 01:19:30.079
<v Speaker 1>team of two who came close?

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01:19:30.399 --> 01:19:32.039
<v Speaker 2>They did come close. I'm gonna go four.

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01:19:36.199 --> 01:19:39.079
<v Speaker 1>Now, which of these poems did you think was the funniest.

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01:19:40.199 --> 01:19:44.479
<v Speaker 2>Ooh, this is tough because as the task mistress, I

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01:19:44.640 --> 01:19:47.680
<v Speaker 2>forgot two tasks were occurring simultaneously.

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01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:51.720
<v Speaker 1>That's on me for not reminding you. Please punish me.

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01:19:53.279 --> 01:20:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Later later if you asked Daddy nicely. I'm gonna go

1182
01:20:03.319 --> 01:20:05.399
<v Speaker 2>because it took a couple I think it took a

1183
01:20:05.439 --> 01:20:07.239
<v Speaker 2>couple of shots at my husband. I'm gonna go Jen

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01:20:07.359 --> 01:20:15.039
<v Speaker 2>five points and then let's go. Let's go Caroline.

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01:20:22.680 --> 01:20:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I Oh, this is tough.

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01:20:25.680 --> 01:20:28.800
<v Speaker 2>This is tough. You guys did a really great job

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01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:30.720
<v Speaker 2>and this is very difficult, and I would like you

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01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:33.399
<v Speaker 2>to acknowledge that it's probably more difficult for me though.

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01:20:35.560 --> 01:20:40.239
<v Speaker 2>If anyone's had a really hard time, it's me. Let's

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01:20:40.319 --> 01:20:51.439
<v Speaker 2>go three points, David, David, and let's give two points

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01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:52.680
<v Speaker 2>each to Matt and Augie.

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01:20:59.239 --> 01:21:01.279
<v Speaker 1>That sounds good, amazing.

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01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:02.680
<v Speaker 2>You have these down. Thank you so much for writing.

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01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Then you're an incredible assistant.

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01:21:04.760 --> 01:21:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. All right, Well that's all the pre recorded

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01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:10.279
<v Speaker 1>test for tonight's episode. I think it's time for the

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01:21:10.359 --> 01:21:18.039
<v Speaker 1>live task incredible, Okay, you excuse us for a few minutes.

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01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:18.920
<v Speaker 1>We have to set up.

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01:21:27.279 --> 01:21:27.520
<v Speaker 12>From that.

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01:21:27.960 --> 01:21:33.439
<v Speaker 2>I'll have Caroline reading out for her and understanding. Thank you.

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01:21:37.880 --> 01:21:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Everyone ready, Yes, all right? Write a number on each

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01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:48.199
<v Speaker 3>base of your die. Each base of your die must

1203
01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:51.279
<v Speaker 3>have a unique number on it before time expires, or

1204
01:21:51.359 --> 01:21:56.119
<v Speaker 3>you will be disqualified. You have one hundred seconds. Time

1205
01:21:56.239 --> 01:21:59.079
<v Speaker 3>starts when the task mistress shall die?

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01:22:01.479 --> 01:22:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Has ever been to understand?

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01:22:03.479 --> 01:22:04.920
<v Speaker 2>You want me to read it one more time. Yes,

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01:22:05.600 --> 01:22:07.479
<v Speaker 2>write a number on each face of your die.

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01:22:08.199 --> 01:22:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Each face of your die must have a unique number

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01:22:11.000 --> 01:22:14.479
<v Speaker 3>on it before time expires, or you will be disqualified.

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01:22:14.960 --> 01:22:18.199
<v Speaker 3>You have one hundred seconds. Your time starts when the

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01:22:18.319 --> 01:22:23.159
<v Speaker 3>task Mistress shouts die. So I understand they're trying not

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01:22:23.279 --> 01:22:25.600
<v Speaker 3>to match numbers with any other contestant.

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01:22:26.079 --> 01:22:29.319
<v Speaker 1>No, they can, but they cannot match a number on

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01:22:29.800 --> 01:22:32.640
<v Speaker 1>two different bases of the same die. There must be

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01:22:32.800 --> 01:22:34.000
<v Speaker 1>six different numbers.

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01:22:34.359 --> 01:22:42.479
<v Speaker 2>Phenomenal. Okay, Die, if.

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01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Numbers, I'm just gonna wing the timekeeping because I forgot

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01:22:47.800 --> 01:22:51.560
<v Speaker 1>to bring into the timekeeping advice. If I'm just watching that,

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01:22:53.840 --> 01:23:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I should have put some music up show tomorrow. Okay,

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01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:01.439
<v Speaker 1>sounds good?

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01:23:02.359 --> 01:23:19.399
<v Speaker 42>Yeah, no, okay, okay, raise your day about you if

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01:23:19.439 --> 01:23:20.680
<v Speaker 42>you are completed so far?

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01:23:21.800 --> 01:23:29.359
<v Speaker 3>Okay, dedicated to her craft as always. This is how

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01:23:30.760 --> 01:23:31.640
<v Speaker 3>a scarlet witch.

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01:23:33.880 --> 01:23:39.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, every's done, and yeah, about twenty seconds. Well done. Okay,

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01:23:39.399 --> 01:23:41.720
<v Speaker 1>you would you mind reading out your numbers? Yeah?

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01:23:41.840 --> 01:23:45.079
<v Speaker 11>I got thirty seven sixty seven.

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01:23:46.640 --> 01:23:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Four twenty thirteen. Did they say one time? Yeah? Okay,

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01:23:54.319 --> 01:23:58.359
<v Speaker 1>I think I was a lot of them. All right, Caroline,

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01:23:58.439 --> 01:24:02.840
<v Speaker 1>you have written multiple Yeah, so is that one hundred

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01:24:02.880 --> 01:24:04.560
<v Speaker 1>and twenty three thousand, four hundred fifty six?

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01:24:05.000 --> 01:24:09.800
<v Speaker 32>No, it's one, two, three, four, five six. And then

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01:24:09.840 --> 01:24:14.159
<v Speaker 32>on this side we have four with seventy eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

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01:24:14.399 --> 01:24:18.760
<v Speaker 32>This could be amazing or an absolutelyeen seventy eighteen, nineteen,

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01:24:18.800 --> 01:24:22.439
<v Speaker 32>twenty twenty one, twenty two twenty four, twenty five, twenty six,

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01:24:23.279 --> 01:24:25.359
<v Speaker 32>twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, A right two.

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01:24:28.520 --> 01:24:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Have been made.

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01:24:31.399 --> 01:24:37.239
<v Speaker 1>One two, three, four, five, eleven thousand, two hundred thirty

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01:24:37.319 --> 01:24:41.640
<v Speaker 1>seven point four, then one.

1241
01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:45.279
<v Speaker 2>Three eight six seventeen twenty and.

1242
01:24:45.439 --> 01:24:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Finally that zero, one, six, seven, sixty nine and one

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01:24:51.960 --> 01:24:55.359
<v Speaker 1>hundred Andre, Who would you like to read the second

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01:24:55.439 --> 01:25:06.159
<v Speaker 1>part of the task Let's go with day. Don't touch

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01:25:06.199 --> 01:25:07.800
<v Speaker 1>it like don't.

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01:25:10.359 --> 01:25:12.399
<v Speaker 11>Just did you.

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01:25:24.039 --> 01:25:25.039
<v Speaker 1>Survive? The color?

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01:25:26.119 --> 01:25:29.279
<v Speaker 12>Every round, the task mistress will declare a category and

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01:25:29.399 --> 01:25:34.119
<v Speaker 12>the players will individually throw their dice. The player who's

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01:25:34.239 --> 01:25:39.079
<v Speaker 12>die most it's the task mistresses category that round wid

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01:25:40.000 --> 01:25:45.479
<v Speaker 12>the last player standing wins. Bottom of page the word taskmaster.

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01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:57.720
<v Speaker 12>That's okay, doesn't know I didn't this information distractions?

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01:25:58.199 --> 01:25:58.399
<v Speaker 19>Yeah?

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01:26:00.079 --> 01:26:00.640
<v Speaker 11>That give you.

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01:26:03.079 --> 01:26:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Think about that all right, Test mistriss, What is our

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01:26:07.039 --> 01:26:07.840
<v Speaker 1>first category?

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01:26:08.479 --> 01:26:13.119
<v Speaker 2>The first category? The number that is the most fun

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01:26:13.239 --> 01:26:13.680
<v Speaker 2>to say?

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01:26:15.439 --> 01:26:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Whoever number that is the most fun to say is eliminated?

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01:26:18.439 --> 01:26:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Roll your dice. There we go. Your number is.

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01:26:31.479 --> 01:26:35.840
<v Speaker 3>Carol seven or eight or nine or ten or eleven

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01:26:35.960 --> 01:26:36.399
<v Speaker 3>or twelve?

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01:26:39.720 --> 01:26:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Dave five?

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01:26:49.439 --> 01:26:55.880
<v Speaker 43>Okay, no seven, which is the most fun to say?

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01:26:56.920 --> 01:27:03.439
<v Speaker 43>Mm hmm, I think five even the most oh, and

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01:27:03.520 --> 01:27:04.319
<v Speaker 43>so I will think.

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01:27:04.159 --> 01:27:19.600
<v Speaker 1>It was well, then you're eliminated. Maating players, please replaying

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01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:28.880
<v Speaker 1>your dice. Next category, the sexiest. Okay, here's a big here,

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01:27:28.920 --> 01:27:30.239
<v Speaker 1>you play. Roll your dice.

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01:27:32.520 --> 01:27:32.920
<v Speaker 29>Off your.

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01:27:37.600 --> 01:27:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Allright? Thirty seven.

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01:27:41.199 --> 01:27:48.640
<v Speaker 3>Caroline thirteen fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen.

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01:27:49.680 --> 01:27:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Ten twenty seven.

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01:27:54.119 --> 01:27:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to go thirty seven. It's the sexiest

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01:27:59.720 --> 01:28:03.319
<v Speaker 2>them eurero to me.

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01:28:07.560 --> 01:28:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Next category, This is the number that.

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01:28:10.640 --> 01:28:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Is closest to Aaron's favorite.

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01:28:13.239 --> 01:28:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Number, which is ironically thirty seven.

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01:28:19.239 --> 01:28:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Eliminated, All right, roll your dice.

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01:28:26.079 --> 01:28:34.840
<v Speaker 1>All Carolina, Caroline, would you roll twice? Hold on.

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01:28:37.920 --> 01:28:45.359
<v Speaker 2>Two million, hundred twenty you your staff if they were.

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01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Twenty? Okay? Mat sixty nine.

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01:28:58.039 --> 01:29:00.560
<v Speaker 2>By technicality is Carol?

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01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:04.960
<v Speaker 1>All right? Caroline, you're up to take your seat. It

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01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:09.960
<v Speaker 1>is just Jen and Matt left. And the final category the.

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01:29:10.079 --> 01:29:14.159
<v Speaker 3>Number that is closest to my favorite cover, which as

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01:29:14.279 --> 01:29:17.720
<v Speaker 3>my husband and my best friend you either of you know,

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01:29:23.479 --> 01:29:24.760
<v Speaker 3>I had to decide.

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01:29:24.439 --> 01:29:29.760
<v Speaker 2>That my favorite number was all right?

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01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:39.199
<v Speaker 1>Roll oh that you got seven? Seven?

1291
01:29:39.279 --> 01:29:39.520
<v Speaker 29>Again?

1292
01:29:40.479 --> 01:29:40.640
<v Speaker 24>Jan?

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01:29:40.760 --> 01:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>What'd you get? What means? Jen's a winner?

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01:29:49.680 --> 01:29:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Numbers?

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01:29:50.399 --> 01:29:59.439
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the basket of prizes.

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01:30:01.439 --> 01:30:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Gosh, it's incredible. Eric could you give me a quick

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01:30:06.039 --> 01:30:08.039
<v Speaker 2>recap of the live task scoring?

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01:30:08.520 --> 01:30:11.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so the live task, David at first gets one point,

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01:30:12.359 --> 01:30:14.840
<v Speaker 1>well by Augi who gets two, Caroline who gets three.

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01:30:16.119 --> 01:30:19.159
<v Speaker 1>Matt was flashed out with four, who me with five.

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01:30:22.359 --> 01:30:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Before we discover who won the episode? Ogie, What are

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01:30:25.960 --> 01:30:28.199
<v Speaker 2>you doing? Where can people find the creative projects you're

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01:30:28.199 --> 01:30:28.479
<v Speaker 2>working on?

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01:30:28.600 --> 01:30:28.720
<v Speaker 16>Oh?

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01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a part of a podcast. I podcast.

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01:30:34.199 --> 01:30:37.560
<v Speaker 44>Show here where we do British style comedy shows and

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01:30:37.720 --> 01:30:44.760
<v Speaker 44>we ourselves on a regular basis. Check me out there, ladies.

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01:30:45.960 --> 01:30:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, where can people find you? I'm Caroline.

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01:30:50.279 --> 01:30:52.560
<v Speaker 5>I am a voice actor and podcaster. I have a

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01:30:52.640 --> 01:30:56.399
<v Speaker 5>podcast with my two best friends from middle school called

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<v Speaker 5>Ultra Hope Girls, a Dog and Rompa podcast if you

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<v Speaker 5>know what that is. I'm also a voice actor. You

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<v Speaker 5>can find what I'm working on at www dot Caroline

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<v Speaker 5>O R E j U E l a dot com.

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<v Speaker 5>Amazing Dave, what you got going on?

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<v Speaker 12>I am David Auto Vino Auto as in car Veno

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<v Speaker 12>as in wine, Drink and Drive, and you can google

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<v Speaker 12>that name and find me all over the internet. I'm

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<v Speaker 12>an actor and professional voiceover artist. You can find me

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<v Speaker 12>at my website on Instagram, Blue Sky and YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh not a professional voice actor, but I do as

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<v Speaker 2>a host. I've made it my personality and Nick Crochet

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<v Speaker 2>spin and do other fiber related arts and you can

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<v Speaker 2>find those at half double Docent on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm Matt Watson. I make a podcast called Gates Leapers.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a fandom game show. We play silly games. We

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<v Speaker 7>get comedians to compete against each other with different themed

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<v Speaker 7>fandoms each time order and I make that together with

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<v Speaker 7>the help of lovely, wonderful guests and funny people. You

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<v Speaker 7>can find us on Instagram at Gates Leaper's Pod, Gate

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<v Speaker 7>Leaper's Pod I need to learn how to say my

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<v Speaker 7>teas and find us on Spotify and all that good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Aaron Randolph, can you please reveal the final scurse?

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<v Speaker 1>I can, but first om kidding last place with eighteen points,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Matt.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a step above with nineteen points, it's Aggie in

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<v Speaker 1>third place, a reputable twenty one points. David. So, our

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<v Speaker 1>two ladies are on the top and they're separated by

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<v Speaker 1>just one. Think it's you. The twenty eight points it's

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<v Speaker 1>Caroline and the twenty nine is.

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<v Speaker 29>Jen Incredible phenomenal Congratulations Jen, please collect your prizes that

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<v Speaker 29>are kind of like your competitors, but not quite like

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<v Speaker 29>you're the competitors.

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<v Speaker 2>She said it, Sarah, you want your payback, I can

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<v Speaker 2>put it at your house. Yes please, I'm actually really

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<v Speaker 2>excited about this. It's a little drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>It won't work, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>So what have we learned today? We have learned that

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<v Speaker 2>pansies have little faces on them. We've learned my husband

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<v Speaker 2>is a liar, and we've learned that Jen has one taskmaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Night one Jo.

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<v Speaker 1>Please come back tomorrow to see even more tasks and

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<v Speaker 1>the thrilling conclusion find out who's going home with that

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<v Speaker 1>trophy above. For now, that's it for us. Good night.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get shop.