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<v Speaker 1>Andy, you know what that music says?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sir, Amos, that music say good health to all

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<v Speaker 2>from rex All The Amosnandi Show Transcribe written by Joe Connolly,

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<v Speaker 2>Bob Moser and Bob Ross, featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee,

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<v Speaker 2>Amanda Randolph, Roy Glenn, Fred Clark, Jeff Alexander's music Yours Truly,

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<v Speaker 2>Harlow Wilcox and starring Freeman Gosden and Charles Carrell amos Sonandy,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you do, ladies and gentlemen, My name is

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<v Speaker 2>Freeman Gosden. You know, long before my partner Charles Corell

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<v Speaker 2>and I became associated with the rex All people, we

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<v Speaker 2>and our families that formed the habit of our drug

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<v Speaker 2>store needs at a rex All store.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason was very simple.

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<v Speaker 2>We had learned that when you buy rex Al drug

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<v Speaker 2>products you get both quality and quantity. Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>this happy fact is something that you can prove for yourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>All you have to do is to start trading at

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<v Speaker 1>your rex All family Druggist Well.

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<v Speaker 2>For the past three weeks, the Kingfisher's mother in law

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<v Speaker 2>has established what looks to be a permanent residence with

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<v Speaker 2>the Kingfish and Sapphire. Having his mother in law on

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<v Speaker 2>the premises hasn't been easy on the Kingfish. She's been

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<v Speaker 2>riding him pretty hard, and right now she has him

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<v Speaker 2>helping with the house cleaning. Mama is seated on the

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<v Speaker 2>window sill with her feet in the room, washing the

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<v Speaker 2>outside of a window.

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<v Speaker 1>Look your big LoVa.

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<v Speaker 3>If you ain't gonna do any work, the least you

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<v Speaker 3>can do is to hold my ankles inside there while

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting on a whims.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, I'll hold them. Don't worry about the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was to fall off this window last, to

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<v Speaker 3>drop to the ground would kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>George Stevens, What you looking at me like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh nothing, I'll never get away with it anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I get out of my way there, I'm coming here. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't stand that, baldy.

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<v Speaker 1>Get busy.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to swap the kitchen floor and take

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<v Speaker 3>out the trace.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll wait a minute, Mama, me and you was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have a showdown. You done dropped though over here three

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago to spend the weekend, and you have done

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<v Speaker 2>camp here ever since.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I want to know when you're gonna leave, and

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<v Speaker 1>this time I expects an answer a shuttle that stance,

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<v Speaker 1>I expect it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then I'm gonna do the winners in the living room,

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<v Speaker 3>and you'd better get.

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<v Speaker 1>Busy here hm oh me, Dad goes the nastiest woman

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<v Speaker 1>in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>John See says, you happened MoMA in here, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Here comes the runner up, jehangeas mama.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the last time I see the old Ryan hospice. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he was waddling off in the direction of the living room.

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to her name. She has gotta go. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't stand it no longer.

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<v Speaker 4>George. If you hang it along with my mother, it's

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<v Speaker 4>your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother is kind and Jim, Now, don't give me

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<v Speaker 2>that kind and gentle stuff. I heard the stories about

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<v Speaker 2>her and your papa. What you talking about, Well, everybody

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<v Speaker 2>knows that you hit him over the head with a

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<v Speaker 2>broom handle the day before he died. He led the

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<v Speaker 2>lump on his head the size of a coconut.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot. Then why did the bird the old

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<v Speaker 1>man with a derby on?

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<v Speaker 2>So you was having a tough time trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>rid of your mother in law.

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<v Speaker 1>Huk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just tried hinting that she ain't welcome, but

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<v Speaker 2>she in the type that's easily discouraged. I take the

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<v Speaker 2>other night I done nailed her bedroom slippers to the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, that was a great idea, but it didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>And there she got up in the middle of.

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<v Speaker 2>The night for a glass of water, stuck her feet

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<v Speaker 2>in the slippers.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's a pretty powerful old gal.

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<v Speaker 2>She ripped up two plants and snow shoot it into

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, Kingfish, you was a little too subtle there.

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<v Speaker 2>You ought to come right out and let her know

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<v Speaker 2>that you don't like her. Yeah, and she've been jumping

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<v Speaker 2>on me for twenty two years.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish there was some way that I could get

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<v Speaker 1>her out of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of the house. Listen, Kingfish, you ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>safety to get that old gal out of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Andy, you couldn't. You couldn't. You couldn't. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>could say, wait a minute, after all ended the immigration

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<v Speaker 1>authorities as always deeporting helions. E.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but Kingfish, your mamma ain't no wheling. She could

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<v Speaker 2>prove that with her birth certificate. Now wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>the courthouse in her hometown burned down and the atal

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<v Speaker 2>record of her birth.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I know this, of course, this didn't come up before.

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<v Speaker 1>When you try to get a job in.

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<v Speaker 2>A defense plan, you think they really deport her? Kingfin Yeah, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>get your hat on, son. When we get finished with

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<v Speaker 2>that old girl down at the immigration department, they'll ship

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<v Speaker 2>out of this country like a load of pig iron.

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<v Speaker 1>You wish to see me about something? Yea, sir, Is

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<v Speaker 1>you the man.

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<v Speaker 2>In the immigration office here that is in charge.

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<v Speaker 1>Of depoting alien? Yes, that's my department. Well, how you do, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>I is one loyal Stephens and this is my association

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<v Speaker 2>here pro American.

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<v Speaker 1>Brown likewise, just what can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now you're seeing most I just done cover the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that my mother in law is in this country illegally,

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<v Speaker 2>and being patriotic American, it is our unpleasant duty to

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<v Speaker 2>school pigeon on.

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<v Speaker 1>The old walrus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes so, mister, even though he love her, he doing

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<v Speaker 2>the loyal thing. You say, she's in the country illegally

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<v Speaker 2>at the present time. Well, originally did she come in

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<v Speaker 2>under the quota? No, sir, she came in under the

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<v Speaker 2>fence down at the dock.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that again? Mother? Wasn't my friends trying to say? Here?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>As far as we can figure out my mother in

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<v Speaker 2>law doesn't jump ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Here in New York Harbor a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Ago, I say, it was about two o'clock in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a knock.

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<v Speaker 2>On my back door, and I asked, I say, who's there,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she said, let me in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your old alien mother in law. And you say

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<v Speaker 1>she jumped ship, Well, I'm pretty sure, bud.

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<v Speaker 2>When I opened the door, she was soaking wet on and.

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<v Speaker 1>She had a mackerel in her pocket too.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you two trying to do here, kid me

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<v Speaker 2>or something?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Nose and nose.

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<v Speaker 2>She is in the country illegally and she comes from

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<v Speaker 2>the West India or this is all legitiate muster of

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<v Speaker 2>the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you, I got proof right here? Proof? What proof? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a letter here I just happen to run

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<v Speaker 1>across it at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Is from a doctor down in Cuba. He read it

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<v Speaker 2>the day that she was born, Oh he did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So let me read you this thing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Course a lot of it will be in Spanish because

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<v Speaker 1>it was good down there.

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<v Speaker 2>You see. Now, let me see here the letter is dated.

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<v Speaker 2>The letter did it the fourth day of Enchilada? Eighteen eighty. Now, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to stay here to whom it may concern,

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<v Speaker 2>especially the immigration department. Uh, dear seniors, the doctor writes,

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<v Speaker 2>nice Spanish, don't you mister?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Here, this is the thirty fly that I was present

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<v Speaker 2>at the birth of a little baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother in law known as from Muna clu let us

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<v Speaker 1>stay here. They say she was born here in Cuba,

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<v Speaker 1>and there ain't no doubt about it. I raised this

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<v Speaker 1>letter in.

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<v Speaker 2>Case he ever tries to get into the United States

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<v Speaker 2>has a alien. The letter signed very truly audios, Doctor

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<v Speaker 2>Jay hasseemgana dad. He'll here my mother in law's name

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<v Speaker 2>and here's her address.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what're you gonna do about it? Muslim?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do about

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not out of here in one minute, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna call the police. How about the ridiculous trumped up

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<v Speaker 2>nonsense I ever heard?

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<v Speaker 1>You must be out of your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, Kingfish, you're gonna let that fella talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I certainly is not. And what are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>I get noted here, Come on, let me get in

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<v Speaker 2>the apartment. Here, I gotta face the barage again the

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<v Speaker 2>nazey is that your George?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well home, Well George, you finally done it.

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<v Speaker 1>Done?

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<v Speaker 4>What Mama packed up, bagging baggage and left chair.

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<v Speaker 2>Well what smoked the old grizzly out of a kill.

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<v Speaker 3>George Stevens.

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<v Speaker 4>They called up from the immigration office, and when Mama

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<v Speaker 4>heard what you tried to do, she said she wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>gonna stay in no house where.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't wanting. Finally took the hit. Huh, George Stevens, do.

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<v Speaker 4>You realize that mama was paying us eighteen dollars a

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<v Speaker 4>week for rooming board and that was the money that was.

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<v Speaker 3>Paying the rent.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy mackereln. I didn't stab myself in the bank book here.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, lucky for you, I saved the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Again.

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<v Speaker 4>We couldn't get along without the money, so I done

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<v Speaker 4>took it in a.

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<v Speaker 5>Border A border, yes, or mister.

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<v Speaker 4>Benson, he moved into the back bedroom an hour ago.

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<v Speaker 1>A border hu eighteen dollars a week. Well, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot better than having your mother in law. Where's mister

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<v Speaker 1>Benson now? He's in his room.

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<v Speaker 4>He told me he spends an hour in there before

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<v Speaker 4>supper and an hour after supper. He's it's two hours

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<v Speaker 4>every evening working on his heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh got a hobby, one of them, quiet fellas, probably

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<v Speaker 1>save stamps or something, you know, a philanthropist.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I'm glad your mother is gone and I will

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<v Speaker 2>have to listen to that big mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Hers show us peace and quiet around here.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, Yes, George, I admit it is rather quiet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I tell yourself. Oh, holy mackerel, What in the

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<v Speaker 2>world was.

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<v Speaker 4>That, George asked. Mister Benson's hobby. He plays the saxophone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, holy smokes. I wonder if he's blowing that

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<v Speaker 1>thing through the right end, George.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he plays it very well. And Red Seals

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<v Speaker 4>in the Sunset is my favorite.

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<v Speaker 5>So that's the help.

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<v Speaker 2>Lisi knows another tune, Mackerel.

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<v Speaker 1>He's back in the sailboat again. That's all good evening.

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<v Speaker 6>This is your rex All family Druggist speaking to you.

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<v Speaker 6>For the ten thousand independent druggers to have made the

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<v Speaker 6>word rex All part of our own store names. We've

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<v Speaker 6>done that because we recommend and sell the two no

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<v Speaker 6>more drug products made with the rex Al drug company.

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<v Speaker 6>Bismerex is a good example. This famous ant acid with

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<v Speaker 6>the exclusive Rexol formula fights acid indigestion four ways often

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<v Speaker 6>neutralizes excess stomach acidity in one minute, yet the relief

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<v Speaker 6>it gives is continuous and prolonged. Bismerex is spelled bis

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<v Speaker 6>m a hyphen r e x bismerex. Ask for it

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<v Speaker 6>at rex al drug stars everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, boys, I got rid of old in and now

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<v Speaker 1>this thing can happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was something, getting rid of your mam in

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<v Speaker 2>law and getting the border.

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<v Speaker 1>That plays a saxophone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, king, pheezir, what is this mister Benson Lake? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know him was I ain't met him person yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know him by the sound of a

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<v Speaker 2>sour notes. Oh, I tell you boy, that saxophone playing

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<v Speaker 2>drive me crazy, give the migratory headaches.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it gonna be worse than your mom in law.

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<v Speaker 1>What is you gonna do about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't think he gonna steal a long Once

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<v Speaker 2>you get a load of the food, sapphire whips up.

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<v Speaker 2>And if that don't do it, wait till he gets

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<v Speaker 2>a load of sapphire across the breakfast table. There is

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<v Speaker 2>a moving out face. If ever I seed one, well

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<v Speaker 2>me fish, I think when it's all said and done,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd have been a lot better off with your mother

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Another thing, Kingfish.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like to mention this, but with a border

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<v Speaker 2>around the place, there's always the chance that.

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<v Speaker 1>They might run off with your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I've heard of that too and it but with

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<v Speaker 2>my luck it will never happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Godge you. Yeah, I ho himsel, George.

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<v Speaker 4>Look in the pollor this flowers and I got the

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<v Speaker 4>lights ofp of the candles lit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all ready for the bowlder.

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<v Speaker 2>Holl this smokes. Don't tell me your food. Don't kill

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<v Speaker 2>them already.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't be funny, George. We're eating supper in there. I

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<v Speaker 4>want everything to be warm and friendly for mister Bence. Yeah, Den,

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<v Speaker 4>it's on the table, and I go wash your.

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<v Speaker 1>Hands, wash my hands for what?

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<v Speaker 4>By the bought us benefit?

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<v Speaker 1>What you talking about? I ain't gonna touch him, George,

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<v Speaker 1>be quiet.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll call mister Benson now, oh ches.

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<v Speaker 1>Chesty, Yes, sir, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>If you won't beat us warm and friendly, we better

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<v Speaker 2>turn up the lights here, may George, you'd.

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<v Speaker 4>Be nice to mister Benson. Remember he's paying us eighteen

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<v Speaker 4>dollars a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Looten. I can get along within the bottle of eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>dollars a week.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh here's mister Benson.

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<v Speaker 7>Well well, well, well you must be Stevens. Butter there,

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<v Speaker 7>old boy chester be Benson's the name, but my friends

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<v Speaker 7>call me Breezy Breezy bencent.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh d we better get more money, Joe.

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<v Speaker 7>The table looks fine here, yes, sir, well let's sit down.

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<v Speaker 7>You sit down there, Stevens. I'll sit here next to

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<v Speaker 7>missus Stephens. Hell lovely looking rose peach. Missus Stevens. I'll

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<v Speaker 7>just help myself here. Well, it's certainly nice in here

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<v Speaker 7>with you people. By the way, Stephens, what land work

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<v Speaker 7>you me?

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<v Speaker 1>Will? I uh will I kind of semi retired around

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<v Speaker 1>the house a lot.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, well around the house lot. Huh, Missus Stevens a

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<v Speaker 7>wonderful could have a lock on my bedroom door.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say this roast beef is good? All right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that.

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<v Speaker 7>I got a couple of extra pieces caught on the park. Well,

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<v Speaker 7>no matter, you know, I'm very glad I found this

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<v Speaker 7>very cep there passed the breing up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, a lot of single men like hotels, but

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<v Speaker 7>nothing me. You know, I'm the friendly type. Passive potatoes

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<v Speaker 7>like cancel have massive trad Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people around me than Stephens just seem

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<v Speaker 1>rather quiet. What's wrong? Well speak up if you have.

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<v Speaker 7>Something to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Ring in the conversation.

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<v Speaker 7>Man never got anywhere in like keeping his mouth closed. Well,

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<v Speaker 7>that's right, speak on. You know, it's an art conversation.

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<v Speaker 7>Gotta learn to express yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you got a mouse and a mine, par

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<v Speaker 1>use them. Well we will. He always feels it if I'm.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, don't overdo it. Don't be a lot of my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 7>You know you gotta listen sometimes too. I'm the listen

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<v Speaker 7>and type myself. Past roast beef pimes out on the

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<v Speaker 7>quiet side. Can't help it if I'm that way. Little

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<v Speaker 7>more potatoes and beef. I see there's one piece of

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<v Speaker 7>roast beef let. Well, I'll just helped this after that bullet.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold it? You eating off of my plate? Now? Come on, boys,

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<v Speaker 1>walk up to the apartment with me, and I told

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<v Speaker 1>south fire be home right after supper. You ain't eating

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<v Speaker 1>home no more? Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>That border kind of drive you out of the house,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't he?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I can't stand him. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>If he ain't blowing his mouth, he's blowing the saxophone. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>he's driving me crazy. I used to think my mother

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<v Speaker 2>in law was old Walrus. Now she's beginning to look

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<v Speaker 2>like little boat peep. I was fixing that border's wagon door.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, what what you're doing? King?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I giving him the silent treatment when I come home

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<v Speaker 2>after dinner. No matter what he said, I don't wear him.

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<v Speaker 2>I just sit down and stay in the space. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess he's pretty slap knochous in h. I guess you

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<v Speaker 2>was a little hasty getting rid of your mama in law.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well it's too late now. Well hear my apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll see you later. So long, so long, and

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<v Speaker 1>so long.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so it's you. You finally got home.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm told that I ain't eating here as long

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<v Speaker 1>as breeze is around. Well you asked by George.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, I don't hear no Sacks going. Where is

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<v Speaker 2>he this evening?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>Think you've been giving him the cold shoulder every evening.

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<v Speaker 4>He's gotten terribly lonesome. So he's been bringing a friend

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<v Speaker 4>of his home from the office every night. Then is room?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess he must be talking business.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's a brig. Oh my head is splitting let

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<v Speaker 1>me sit down here and close my eyes and relax and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just uh uh, holy smokes.

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<v Speaker 6>Now here's your rex Al family, druggists. Now's the time

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<v Speaker 6>of year when a lot of folks are bothered with

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<v Speaker 6>simple sore throats due to colds. And that's why I'm

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<v Speaker 6>urging my customers to keep rex Al am I thirty

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<v Speaker 6>one on hand.

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<v Speaker 8>Am I thirty one?

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<v Speaker 6>Why what does it do well? Ma'am? I thirty one

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<v Speaker 6>is rex All's amber colored antiseptic with the famous three

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<v Speaker 6>way action. First, it's ideal for relieving the discomfort of

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<v Speaker 6>a simple sore throat due to a cold because it

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<v Speaker 6>kills contacted germs almost instantly when used full strength. Yet

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<v Speaker 6>it will not harm the most delicate throat membrance.

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<v Speaker 8>No wonder you recommend it as a gargle.

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<v Speaker 6>But that's not all due to its carefully balanced formula.

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<v Speaker 6>I thirty one is also a tangy refreshing mouthwash plus

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<v Speaker 6>a reliable breath deodorant.

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<v Speaker 8>What's that name again.

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<v Speaker 6>Am I thirty one? Remember it please? And remember also

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<v Speaker 6>you can depend on any drug product that bears the

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<v Speaker 6>name rex Al.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold and Mickerel was shaking all over. I ain't got saxophobia.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get in here and see how gunkuin Jack Calhoun

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<v Speaker 1>seef he can fink it some way out of this message.

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<v Speaker 5>How you Calhoun, he ain't Kingfish. I just got in myself, Kingfish.

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<v Speaker 5>I just see one of the touching his things. I

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<v Speaker 5>ever seed in my whole life, you did, h Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I was going by the bank and one of the

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<v Speaker 5>guards dropped the bag full of quarters, and they were

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<v Speaker 5>scattered all over the streets. All the kids in the

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<v Speaker 5>neighborhood were scrambling for the quarters. It looked like that

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<v Speaker 5>poor guard was gonna be out of luck.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a tough break for him. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And then this fella stepped out of the crowd and

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<v Speaker 5>took his hat off and said, all right, little children,

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<v Speaker 5>let's put all the quarters we fired.

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<v Speaker 1>In his hat. Kingfish, it would have.

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<v Speaker 5>Done your heart good to see them sweet little children

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<v Speaker 5>come up one by one and put them quarters in

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<v Speaker 5>the man's hat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Calhoun, and make you feel good to know there

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<v Speaker 2>is men's like that in the world. We look, Calhoun,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I just got in, Kingfish. Before we talk, let

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<v Speaker 5>me hang my hat up. Heare I guess a couple

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<v Speaker 5>of them quarters must have got stuck in my hat, bab.

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<v Speaker 1>I loven't Calhoun, I got a terrible problem. I got

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<v Speaker 1>rid of my mother in law. But now south Fire

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<v Speaker 1>got a board up there at the house. But he

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<v Speaker 1>is loud mouth. He played a saxophone, and he four

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<v Speaker 1>times worse than my mother in law. Calhoun, How can

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<v Speaker 1>I get this fellow out the house in my mother

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<v Speaker 1>in law back?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, now, the first thing to do is find out

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<v Speaker 5>his weak point and attack that his weak point.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now, let's see, you got a medicine cabinet full

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff. Dad, you're always taking news up springing. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's one of them hyperacrobats.

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<v Speaker 5>Well out, daddy, angle das you angle, scam out of there,

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<v Speaker 5>make him think he was thick, make him think you

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<v Speaker 5>got one of them rap tropical diseases and he lied.

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<v Speaker 8>To catch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll skill him. Yeah I'll get in it to

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<v Speaker 2>help me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll get rid of that board and get my

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<v Speaker 1>mother in law back and have peace and quiet again.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know what you mean, because I know what

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<v Speaker 5>it is. I'd like to have a musician practicing around

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<v Speaker 5>the house all the time. You see, my brother used

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<v Speaker 5>to play the symbols in the symphony.

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<v Speaker 1>Or is that so? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, you just stand up there in the back of

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<v Speaker 5>the arger and reading big them big symbals together. One night,

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<v Speaker 5>in the middle of the eighteen twelve overture, he bent

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<v Speaker 5>over to look at the music and slammed his nose right.

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<v Speaker 1>Between the symbols. He retired right then and there. Which

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<v Speaker 1>brother is just calhun?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you probably see him down at the post office.

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<v Speaker 5>He didn't want to open the letters with his nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, miss busy, and I guess were is a loon

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<v Speaker 1>here tonight?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, Stephen, this too bad wife isn't gonna be with

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<v Speaker 7>us for supper the night.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she always goes to the women's stuff there a

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday nights.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, my friend doesn't come in over this evening, so

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<v Speaker 7>I guess you and I'll have a nice quiet evening alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, read my newspaper. Him, Is something wrong, Stevens. No, no, nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't happen to feel a hot tropical wind blowing

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<v Speaker 2>through here?

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<v Speaker 1>They kind of blow through the fever ridden jungles of

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<v Speaker 1>you were gravy.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, I know as a matter of fact that it's

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<v Speaker 7>like it's rapid chill.

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<v Speaker 2>It just like I thought old trouble must be coming

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<v Speaker 2>back on the old trouble.

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<v Speaker 7>You ill or something?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's nothing, just a slight touch of

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<v Speaker 2>the parrot fever. Yeah, it's a highly contagious tropical disease

450
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<v Speaker 2>with the jumping germs and scale people so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, aren't you doing anything for this parrot fever?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've been taking treatments over to polyclinic.

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<v Speaker 1>But he.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, how did you have a get a terrible thing

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<v Speaker 7>like this?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, doing one of my reason trip to the tropics,

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<v Speaker 2>I made the mistake of engaging in the conversation with

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<v Speaker 2>a sick parrot.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody knowed I had the thing. And the first ecling

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<v Speaker 1>of it was when my wife come home on night

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<v Speaker 1>and found it perched on the bed pools, dashing for crackling.

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<v Speaker 1>This sounds fantastic.

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<v Speaker 7>I just can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the fever, the fever is getting me. I can

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<v Speaker 2>feel my little frying now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what I need is a doctor, I say, what

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<v Speaker 1>I need is a doctor?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me I as a doctor. Is anybody in here

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<v Speaker 2>suffering from a rare tropical disease?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor, I'm glad you just happened to be passing by. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the neighborhood treating the patient. So I

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<v Speaker 2>thought i'd kill two birds with one stone and pop

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<v Speaker 2>up and see you. Doctor.

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<v Speaker 7>Is this parro of fever contagious?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, not anymore than the bluebonnet plague.

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<v Speaker 1>It all depends on whether you was the scruptable to

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<v Speaker 1>it or not.

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<v Speaker 2>You might get it, and then again the germs might

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<v Speaker 2>jump on you and jump off you again.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't that right? Doctor? You is the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>And see miss Die always gets a little nervous when

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<v Speaker 2>I gets around this parrot fever. Uh for missus, Stevens,

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<v Speaker 2>I think we better get you at the hospital. You

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<v Speaker 2>look like you did tonight. I pulled you off the bedpost.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's coming on me?

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<v Speaker 7>It's coming on me now, listen, Stevens. I'm a very

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<v Speaker 7>nervous man. I can't stand in a place like this.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm moving out of here right away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir, you're doing the smart thing.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'll pack my things right away. But wait a minute, doctor,

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<v Speaker 7>I've been exposed to this. Suppose I get it. Holler?

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<v Speaker 1>Know what'll I do? Well? All I can say is if.

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<v Speaker 2>Your pinfeather stock twitching, you better get down to the

497
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<v Speaker 2>border health and have him throw some lime on you.

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<v Speaker 1>So the king Fee's got rid of the border. Huh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, amos.

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<v Speaker 2>That fellow Benson went out of there faster than the

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<v Speaker 2>hound dog to try to smooch with the porcupine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you said the king Fee's mother in law's move

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<v Speaker 1>back in. Huh, Yeah, she sure is. She moved in

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<v Speaker 1>there today.

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<v Speaker 2>Or the Kingfish went on home, he's looking forward to

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<v Speaker 2>the evening a peace and quiet. Well, I guess that

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<v Speaker 2>missus Benson with the sacophone. Everything was pretty annoying around there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but the Kingfish look at her kind of philoslopical though.

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<v Speaker 1>He figured that if you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna have a loud mouse slap, not this person around

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<v Speaker 2>the house, This might as well be a member of

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<v Speaker 2>the family.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't be ready in a minute, George, Well it's her.

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't gonna be no paradise around here with your

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<v Speaker 1>mama here, But at least I won't have to sit

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<v Speaker 1>around the evening listen to the saxophone.

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<v Speaker 5>George.

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<v Speaker 4>You know when mister Benson left, he must have left

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<v Speaker 4>in a terrible her Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he does.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he left his suitcase and a lot of things here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, fine, we can take them down and hack them.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, mama had a different idea, you know how she's

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<v Speaker 4>always trying to improve herself.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes she is.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm so glad, mister Benson left is here. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna make good use of it. I had my first

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<v Speaker 3>lesson today.

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<v Speaker 2>Benefit are you cashing in on the big specials featured

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<v Speaker 2>all this month at rex Al drug stores everywhere. Here

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<v Speaker 2>are a few quick examples. Rex Al hydrogen peroxide four

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<v Speaker 2>unce bottle, regular price eighteen cents, now only nine cents,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly half price. An assortment of fifty exclusively designed Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>cards yours for just ninety eight cents, less than two

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<v Speaker 2>cents a card. Famous Maxi chocolate covered cherries regular eighty

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<v Speaker 2>nine cent pound box, now only fifty nine cents. Take

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<v Speaker 2>a tip from Harlow Wilcox, don't let these money saving

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<v Speaker 2>days pass you by. Now in November, shop and save

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<v Speaker 2>at rex Al drug stores everywhere. Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>don't forget to visit your rex Al Family drugstore.

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<v Speaker 1>Good night, See you next Sunday. For the one woman

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<v Speaker 1>in ten with sensitive.

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<v Speaker 8>specially designed beauty aid is hypoallergenic, pure miles safe for

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<v Speaker 8>most sensitive skins. It softens, beautifies, protects. Try Karenome hand Cream.

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<v Speaker 2>As advertised in Vogue, Ladies Home Journal, Women's Home Companion,

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<v Speaker 2>McCalls and sold at rex Al drug Stars everywhere. Be

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<v Speaker 2>sure to be with us next Sunday, at the same

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<v Speaker 2>time on your rex Al Druggist will again present the

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<v Speaker 2>Emerson Andy Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Tonight's show transcribed. Stay tuned for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Edgar Burgh and Charlie McCarthy program, which follows immediately over

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<v Speaker 2>most of these stations. This is the CBS Radio Network.