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Speaker 2: For the past three weeks, the Kingfisher's mother in law
Speaker 2: has established what looks to be a permanent residence with
Speaker 2: the Kingfish and Sapphire. Having his mother in law on
Speaker 2: the premises hasn't been easy on the Kingfish. She's been
Speaker 2: riding him pretty hard, and right now she has him
Speaker 2: helping with the house cleaning. Mama is seated on the
Speaker 2: window sill with her feet in the room, washing the
Speaker 2: outside of a window.
Speaker 1: Look your big LoVa.
Speaker 3: If you ain't gonna do any work, the least you
Speaker 3: can do is to hold my ankles inside there while
Speaker 3: I'm sitting on a whims.
Speaker 1: Whoa, I'll hold them. Don't worry about the thing.
Speaker 3: If I was to fall off this window last, to
Speaker 3: drop to the ground would kill me.
Speaker 1: George Stevens, What you looking at me like that?
Speaker 2: Oh nothing, I'll never get away with it anyway.
Speaker 3: I get out of my way there, I'm coming here. Well,
Speaker 3: I just don't stand that, baldy.
Speaker 1: Get busy.
Speaker 3: I want you to swap the kitchen floor and take
Speaker 3: out the trace.
Speaker 2: I'll wait a minute, Mama, me and you was gonna
Speaker 2: have a showdown. You done dropped though over here three
Speaker 2: weeks ago to spend the weekend, and you have done
Speaker 2: camp here ever since.
Speaker 1: Now. I want to know when you're gonna leave, and
Speaker 1: this time I expects an answer a shuttle that stance,
Speaker 1: I expect it.
Speaker 3: Well, then I'm gonna do the winners in the living room,
Speaker 3: and you'd better get.
Speaker 1: Busy here hm oh me, Dad goes the nastiest woman
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 4: John See says, you happened MoMA in here, and.
Speaker 1: Here comes the runner up, jehangeas mama.
Speaker 2: Well, the last time I see the old Ryan hospice. Uh,
Speaker 2: he was waddling off in the direction of the living room.
Speaker 1: I listen to her name. She has gotta go. I
Speaker 1: can't stand it no longer.
Speaker 4: George. If you hang it along with my mother, it's
Speaker 4: your fault.
Speaker 2: My mother is kind and Jim, Now, don't give me
Speaker 2: that kind and gentle stuff. I heard the stories about
Speaker 2: her and your papa. What you talking about, Well, everybody
Speaker 2: knows that you hit him over the head with a
Speaker 2: broom handle the day before he died. He led the
Speaker 2: lump on his head the size of a coconut.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Then why did the bird the old
Speaker 1: man with a derby on?
Speaker 2: So you was having a tough time trying to get
Speaker 2: rid of your mother in law.
Speaker 1: Huk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just tried hinting that she ain't welcome, but
Speaker 2: she in the type that's easily discouraged. I take the
Speaker 2: other night I done nailed her bedroom slippers to the floor.
Speaker 1: Boy, that was a great idea, but it didn't work.
Speaker 1: And there she got up in the middle of.
Speaker 2: The night for a glass of water, stuck her feet
Speaker 2: in the slippers.
Speaker 1: But she's a pretty powerful old gal.
Speaker 2: She ripped up two plants and snow shoot it into
Speaker 2: the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, Kingfish, you was a little too subtle there.
Speaker 2: You ought to come right out and let her know
Speaker 2: that you don't like her. Yeah, and she've been jumping
Speaker 2: on me for twenty two years.
Speaker 1: I wish there was some way that I could get
Speaker 1: her out of the house.
Speaker 2: Out of the house. Listen, Kingfish, you ain't gonna be
Speaker 2: safety to get that old gal out of the country.
Speaker 1: Well, Andy, you couldn't. You couldn't. You couldn't. Maybe you
Speaker 1: could say, wait a minute, after all ended the immigration
Speaker 1: authorities as always deeporting helions. E.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Kingfish, your mamma ain't no wheling. She could
Speaker 2: prove that with her birth certificate. Now wait a minute,
Speaker 2: the courthouse in her hometown burned down and the atal
Speaker 2: record of her birth.
Speaker 1: Now I know this, of course, this didn't come up before.
Speaker 1: When you try to get a job in.
Speaker 2: A defense plan, you think they really deport her? Kingfin Yeah, listen,
Speaker 2: get your hat on, son. When we get finished with
Speaker 2: that old girl down at the immigration department, they'll ship
Speaker 2: out of this country like a load of pig iron.
Speaker 1: You wish to see me about something? Yea, sir, Is
Speaker 1: you the man.
Speaker 2: In the immigration office here that is in charge.
Speaker 1: Of depoting alien? Yes, that's my department. Well, how you do, sir?
Speaker 2: I is one loyal Stephens and this is my association
Speaker 2: here pro American.
Speaker 1: Brown likewise, just what can I do for you?
Speaker 2: Well, now you're seeing most I just done cover the
Speaker 2: fact that my mother in law is in this country illegally,
Speaker 2: and being patriotic American, it is our unpleasant duty to
Speaker 2: school pigeon on.
Speaker 1: The old walrus.
Speaker 2: Yes so, mister, even though he love her, he doing
Speaker 2: the loyal thing. You say, she's in the country illegally
Speaker 2: at the present time. Well, originally did she come in
Speaker 2: under the quota? No, sir, she came in under the
Speaker 2: fence down at the dock.
Speaker 1: What was that again? Mother? Wasn't my friends trying to say? Here?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 2: As far as we can figure out my mother in
Speaker 2: law doesn't jump ship.
Speaker 1: Here in New York Harbor a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Ago, I say, it was about two o'clock in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night.
Speaker 1: There was a knock.
Speaker 2: On my back door, and I asked, I say, who's there,
Speaker 2: and then she said, let me in.
Speaker 1: It's your old alien mother in law. And you say
Speaker 1: she jumped ship, Well, I'm pretty sure, bud.
Speaker 2: When I opened the door, she was soaking wet on and.
Speaker 1: She had a mackerel in her pocket too.
Speaker 2: What are you two trying to do here, kid me
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Nose and nose.
Speaker 2: She is in the country illegally and she comes from
Speaker 2: the West India or this is all legitiate muster of
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I got proof right here? Proof? What proof? Well?
Speaker 1: I got a letter here I just happen to run
Speaker 1: across it at home.
Speaker 2: Is from a doctor down in Cuba. He read it
Speaker 2: the day that she was born, Oh he did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So let me read you this thing here.
Speaker 1: Course a lot of it will be in Spanish because
Speaker 1: it was good down there.
Speaker 2: You see. Now, let me see here the letter is dated.
Speaker 2: The letter did it the fourth day of Enchilada? Eighteen eighty. Now, uh,
Speaker 2: we're going to stay here to whom it may concern,
Speaker 2: especially the immigration department. Uh, dear seniors, the doctor writes,
Speaker 2: nice Spanish, don't you mister?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Here, this is the thirty fly that I was present
Speaker 2: at the birth of a little baby.
Speaker 1: Mother in law known as from Muna clu let us
Speaker 1: stay here. They say she was born here in Cuba,
Speaker 1: and there ain't no doubt about it. I raised this
Speaker 1: letter in.
Speaker 2: Case he ever tries to get into the United States
Speaker 2: has a alien. The letter signed very truly audios, Doctor
Speaker 2: Jay hasseemgana dad. He'll here my mother in law's name
Speaker 2: and here's her address.
Speaker 1: Now what're you gonna do about it? Muslim?
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do about
Speaker 2: If you're not out of here in one minute, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna call the police. How about the ridiculous trumped up
Speaker 2: nonsense I ever heard?
Speaker 1: You must be out of your mind?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Kingfish, you're gonna let that fella talk
Speaker 2: to you like that?
Speaker 1: I certainly is not. And what are you going to do?
Speaker 2: I get noted here, Come on, let me get in
Speaker 2: the apartment. Here, I gotta face the barage again the
Speaker 2: nazey is that your George?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well home, Well George, you finally done it.
Speaker 1: Done?
Speaker 4: What Mama packed up, bagging baggage and left chair.
Speaker 2: Well what smoked the old grizzly out of a kill.
Speaker 3: George Stevens.
Speaker 4: They called up from the immigration office, and when Mama
Speaker 4: heard what you tried to do, she said she wasn't
Speaker 4: gonna stay in no house where.
Speaker 1: She wasn't wanting. Finally took the hit. Huh, George Stevens, do.
Speaker 4: You realize that mama was paying us eighteen dollars a
Speaker 4: week for rooming board and that was the money that was.
Speaker 3: Paying the rent.
Speaker 1: Holy mackereln. I didn't stab myself in the bank book here.
Speaker 4: Well, lucky for you, I saved the day.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 4: We couldn't get along without the money, so I done
Speaker 4: took it in a.
Speaker 5: Border A border, yes, or mister.
Speaker 4: Benson, he moved into the back bedroom an hour ago.
Speaker 1: A border hu eighteen dollars a week. Well, there's a
Speaker 1: lot better than having your mother in law. Where's mister
Speaker 1: Benson now? He's in his room.
Speaker 4: He told me he spends an hour in there before
Speaker 4: supper and an hour after supper. He's it's two hours
Speaker 4: every evening working on his heart.
Speaker 1: Oh got a hobby, one of them, quiet fellas, probably
Speaker 1: save stamps or something, you know, a philanthropist.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm glad your mother is gone and I will
Speaker 2: have to listen to that big mother.
Speaker 1: Hers show us peace and quiet around here.
Speaker 4: Now, Yes, George, I admit it is rather quiet.
Speaker 2: Yes, I tell yourself. Oh, holy mackerel, What in the
Speaker 2: world was.
Speaker 4: That, George asked. Mister Benson's hobby. He plays the saxophone.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, holy smokes. I wonder if he's blowing that
Speaker 1: thing through the right end, George.
Speaker 4: I think he plays it very well. And Red Seals
Speaker 4: in the Sunset is my favorite.
Speaker 5: So that's the help.
Speaker 2: Lisi knows another tune, Mackerel.
Speaker 1: He's back in the sailboat again. That's all good evening.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, boys, I got rid of old in and now
Speaker 1: this thing can happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was something, getting rid of your mam in
Speaker 2: law and getting the border.
Speaker 1: That plays a saxophone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, king, pheezir, what is this mister Benson Lake? Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know him was I ain't met him person yet.
Speaker 2: I want to know him by the sound of a
Speaker 2: sour notes. Oh, I tell you boy, that saxophone playing
Speaker 2: drive me crazy, give the migratory headaches.
Speaker 1: Like it gonna be worse than your mom in law.
Speaker 1: What is you gonna do about it?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think he gonna steal a long Once
Speaker 2: you get a load of the food, sapphire whips up.
Speaker 2: And if that don't do it, wait till he gets
Speaker 2: a load of sapphire across the breakfast table. There is
Speaker 2: a moving out face. If ever I seed one, well
Speaker 2: me fish, I think when it's all said and done,
Speaker 2: you'd have been a lot better off with your mother
Speaker 2: in law.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Another thing, Kingfish.
Speaker 2: I don't like to mention this, but with a border
Speaker 2: around the place, there's always the chance that.
Speaker 1: They might run off with your wife.
Speaker 2: Well I've heard of that too and it but with
Speaker 2: my luck it will never happen.
Speaker 1: Godge you. Yeah, I ho himsel, George.
Speaker 4: Look in the pollor this flowers and I got the
Speaker 4: lights ofp of the candles lit.
Speaker 1: It's all ready for the bowlder.
Speaker 2: Holl this smokes. Don't tell me your food. Don't kill
Speaker 2: them already.
Speaker 4: Don't be funny, George. We're eating supper in there. I
Speaker 4: want everything to be warm and friendly for mister Bence. Yeah, Den,
Speaker 4: it's on the table, and I go wash your.
Speaker 1: Hands, wash my hands for what?
Speaker 4: By the bought us benefit?
Speaker 1: What you talking about? I ain't gonna touch him, George,
Speaker 1: be quiet.
Speaker 4: I'll call mister Benson now, oh ches.
Speaker 1: Chesty, Yes, sir, listen.
Speaker 2: If you won't beat us warm and friendly, we better
Speaker 2: turn up the lights here, may George, you'd.
Speaker 4: Be nice to mister Benson. Remember he's paying us eighteen
Speaker 4: dollars a week.
Speaker 1: Looten. I can get along within the bottle of eighteen
Speaker 1: dollars a week.
Speaker 4: Oh here's mister Benson.
Speaker 7: Well well, well, well you must be Stevens. Butter there,
Speaker 7: old boy chester be Benson's the name, but my friends
Speaker 7: call me Breezy Breezy bencent.
Speaker 2: Oh d we better get more money, Joe.
Speaker 7: The table looks fine here, yes, sir, well let's sit down.
Speaker 7: You sit down there, Stevens. I'll sit here next to
Speaker 7: missus Stephens. Hell lovely looking rose peach. Missus Stevens. I'll
Speaker 7: just help myself here. Well, it's certainly nice in here
Speaker 7: with you people. By the way, Stephens, what land work
Speaker 7: you me?
Speaker 1: Will? I uh will I kind of semi retired around
Speaker 1: the house a lot.
Speaker 7: Oh, well around the house lot. Huh, Missus Stevens a
Speaker 7: wonderful could have a lock on my bedroom door.
Speaker 1: I don't say this roast beef is good? All right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that.
Speaker 7: I got a couple of extra pieces caught on the park. Well,
Speaker 7: no matter, you know, I'm very glad I found this
Speaker 7: very cep there passed the breing up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You know, a lot of single men like hotels, but
Speaker 7: nothing me. You know, I'm the friendly type. Passive potatoes
Speaker 7: like cancel have massive trad Yes, sir.
Speaker 1: A lot of people around me than Stephens just seem
Speaker 1: rather quiet. What's wrong? Well speak up if you have.
Speaker 7: Something to say.
Speaker 1: Ring in the conversation.
Speaker 7: Man never got anywhere in like keeping his mouth closed. Well,
Speaker 7: that's right, speak on. You know, it's an art conversation.
Speaker 7: Gotta learn to express yourself.
Speaker 1: That's what you got a mouse and a mine, par
Speaker 1: use them. Well we will. He always feels it if I'm.
Speaker 7: Now, don't overdo it. Don't be a lot of my mouth.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 7: You know you gotta listen sometimes too. I'm the listen
Speaker 7: and type myself. Past roast beef pimes out on the
Speaker 7: quiet side. Can't help it if I'm that way. Little
Speaker 7: more potatoes and beef. I see there's one piece of
Speaker 7: roast beef let. Well, I'll just helped this after that bullet.
Speaker 1: Hold it? You eating off of my plate? Now? Come on, boys,
Speaker 1: walk up to the apartment with me, and I told
Speaker 1: south fire be home right after supper. You ain't eating
Speaker 1: home no more? Huh?
Speaker 2: That border kind of drive you out of the house,
Speaker 2: didn't he?
Speaker 1: Oh? I can't stand him. Man.
Speaker 2: If he ain't blowing his mouth, he's blowing the saxophone. Hey,
Speaker 2: he's driving me crazy. I used to think my mother
Speaker 2: in law was old Walrus. Now she's beginning to look
Speaker 2: like little boat peep. I was fixing that border's wagon door.
Speaker 1: Yes, what what you're doing? King?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I giving him the silent treatment when I come home
Speaker 2: after dinner. No matter what he said, I don't wear him.
Speaker 2: I just sit down and stay in the space. I
Speaker 2: guess he's pretty slap knochous in h. I guess you
Speaker 2: was a little hasty getting rid of your mama in law.
Speaker 1: All right, well it's too late now. Well hear my apartment.
Speaker 1: Then we'll see you later. So long, so long, and
Speaker 1: so long.
Speaker 4: Oh so it's you. You finally got home.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm told that I ain't eating here as long
Speaker 1: as breeze is around. Well you asked by George.
Speaker 2: You see, I don't hear no Sacks going. Where is
Speaker 2: he this evening?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: Think you've been giving him the cold shoulder every evening.
Speaker 4: He's gotten terribly lonesome. So he's been bringing a friend
Speaker 4: of his home from the office every night. Then is room?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I guess he must be talking business.
Speaker 1: Well that's a brig. Oh my head is splitting let
Speaker 1: me sit down here and close my eyes and relax and.
Speaker 2: Just uh uh, holy smokes.
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Speaker 1: Hold and Mickerel was shaking all over. I ain't got saxophobia.
Speaker 1: I'll get in here and see how gunkuin Jack Calhoun
Speaker 1: seef he can fink it some way out of this message.
Speaker 5: How you Calhoun, he ain't Kingfish. I just got in myself, Kingfish.
Speaker 5: I just see one of the touching his things. I
Speaker 5: ever seed in my whole life, you did, h Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was going by the bank and one of the
Speaker 5: guards dropped the bag full of quarters, and they were
Speaker 5: scattered all over the streets. All the kids in the
Speaker 5: neighborhood were scrambling for the quarters. It looked like that
Speaker 5: poor guard was gonna be out of luck.
Speaker 1: That was a tough break for him. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then this fella stepped out of the crowd and
Speaker 5: took his hat off and said, all right, little children,
Speaker 5: let's put all the quarters we fired.
Speaker 1: In his hat. Kingfish, it would have.
Speaker 5: Done your heart good to see them sweet little children
Speaker 5: come up one by one and put them quarters in
Speaker 5: the man's hat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Calhoun, and make you feel good to know there
Speaker 2: is men's like that in the world. We look, Calhoun,
Speaker 2: I got a problem.
Speaker 5: Well, I just got in, Kingfish. Before we talk, let
Speaker 5: me hang my hat up. Heare I guess a couple
Speaker 5: of them quarters must have got stuck in my hat, bab.
Speaker 1: I loven't Calhoun, I got a terrible problem. I got
Speaker 1: rid of my mother in law. But now south Fire
Speaker 1: got a board up there at the house. But he
Speaker 1: is loud mouth. He played a saxophone, and he four
Speaker 1: times worse than my mother in law. Calhoun, How can
Speaker 1: I get this fellow out the house in my mother
Speaker 1: in law back?
Speaker 5: Well, now, the first thing to do is find out
Speaker 5: his weak point and attack that his weak point.
Speaker 1: Well, now, let's see, you got a medicine cabinet full
Speaker 1: of stuff. Dad, you're always taking news up springing. So
Speaker 1: he's one of them hyperacrobats.
Speaker 5: Well out, daddy, angle das you angle, scam out of there,
Speaker 5: make him think he was thick, make him think you
Speaker 5: got one of them rap tropical diseases and he lied.
Speaker 8: To catch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll skill him. Yeah I'll get in it to
Speaker 2: help me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get rid of that board and get my
Speaker 1: mother in law back and have peace and quiet again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what you mean, because I know what
Speaker 5: it is. I'd like to have a musician practicing around
Speaker 5: the house all the time. You see, my brother used
Speaker 5: to play the symbols in the symphony.
Speaker 1: Or is that so? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Man, you just stand up there in the back of
Speaker 5: the arger and reading big them big symbals together. One night,
Speaker 5: in the middle of the eighteen twelve overture, he bent
Speaker 5: over to look at the music and slammed his nose right.
Speaker 1: Between the symbols. He retired right then and there. Which
Speaker 1: brother is just calhun?
Speaker 5: Oh, you probably see him down at the post office.
Speaker 5: He didn't want to open the letters with his nose.
Speaker 1: Well, miss busy, and I guess were is a loon
Speaker 1: here tonight?
Speaker 7: Yes, Stephen, this too bad wife isn't gonna be with
Speaker 7: us for supper the night.
Speaker 2: Well, she always goes to the women's stuff there a
Speaker 2: Thursday nights.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, my friend doesn't come in over this evening, so
Speaker 7: I guess you and I'll have a nice quiet evening alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, read my newspaper. Him, Is something wrong, Stevens. No, no, nothing.
Speaker 2: You didn't happen to feel a hot tropical wind blowing
Speaker 2: through here?
Speaker 1: They kind of blow through the fever ridden jungles of
Speaker 1: you were gravy.
Speaker 7: Oh, I know as a matter of fact that it's
Speaker 7: like it's rapid chill.
Speaker 2: It just like I thought old trouble must be coming
Speaker 2: back on the old trouble.
Speaker 7: You ill or something?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's nothing, just a slight touch of
Speaker 2: the parrot fever. Yeah, it's a highly contagious tropical disease
Speaker 2: with the jumping germs and scale people so much.
Speaker 1: You know it.
Speaker 7: Well, aren't you doing anything for this parrot fever?
Speaker 2: Well, I've been taking treatments over to polyclinic.
Speaker 1: But he.
Speaker 7: Well, how did you have a get a terrible thing
Speaker 7: like this?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: Uh, doing one of my reason trip to the tropics,
Speaker 2: I made the mistake of engaging in the conversation with
Speaker 2: a sick parrot.
Speaker 1: Nobody knowed I had the thing. And the first ecling
Speaker 1: of it was when my wife come home on night
Speaker 1: and found it perched on the bed pools, dashing for crackling.
Speaker 1: This sounds fantastic.
Speaker 7: I just can't believe it.
Speaker 2: Oh the fever, the fever is getting me. I can
Speaker 2: feel my little frying now.
Speaker 1: Oh what I need is a doctor, I say, what
Speaker 1: I need is a doctor?
Speaker 2: Excuse me I as a doctor. Is anybody in here
Speaker 2: suffering from a rare tropical disease?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Doctor, I'm glad you just happened to be passing by. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I was in the neighborhood treating the patient. So I
Speaker 2: thought i'd kill two birds with one stone and pop
Speaker 2: up and see you. Doctor.
Speaker 7: Is this parro of fever contagious?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not anymore than the bluebonnet plague.
Speaker 1: It all depends on whether you was the scruptable to
Speaker 1: it or not.
Speaker 2: You might get it, and then again the germs might
Speaker 2: jump on you and jump off you again.
Speaker 1: Ain't that right? Doctor? You is the doctor.
Speaker 2: And see miss Die always gets a little nervous when
Speaker 2: I gets around this parrot fever. Uh for missus, Stevens,
Speaker 2: I think we better get you at the hospital. You
Speaker 2: look like you did tonight. I pulled you off the bedpost.
Speaker 1: What it's coming on me?
Speaker 7: It's coming on me now, listen, Stevens. I'm a very
Speaker 7: nervous man. I can't stand in a place like this.
Speaker 7: I'm moving out of here right away.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, you're doing the smart thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll pack my things right away. But wait a minute, doctor,
Speaker 7: I've been exposed to this. Suppose I get it. Holler?
Speaker 1: Know what'll I do? Well? All I can say is if.
Speaker 2: Your pinfeather stock twitching, you better get down to the
Speaker 2: border health and have him throw some lime on you.
Speaker 1: So the king Fee's got rid of the border. Huh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, amos.
Speaker 2: That fellow Benson went out of there faster than the
Speaker 2: hound dog to try to smooch with the porcupine.
Speaker 1: Now you said the king Fee's mother in law's move
Speaker 1: back in. Huh, Yeah, she sure is. She moved in
Speaker 1: there today.
Speaker 2: Or the Kingfish went on home, he's looking forward to
Speaker 2: the evening a peace and quiet. Well, I guess that
Speaker 2: missus Benson with the sacophone. Everything was pretty annoying around there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but the Kingfish look at her kind of philoslopical though.
Speaker 1: He figured that if you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna have a loud mouse slap, not this person around
Speaker 2: the house, This might as well be a member of
Speaker 2: the family.
Speaker 4: They don't be ready in a minute, George, Well it's her.
Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be no paradise around here with your
Speaker 1: mama here, But at least I won't have to sit
Speaker 1: around the evening listen to the saxophone.
Speaker 5: George.
Speaker 4: You know when mister Benson left, he must have left
Speaker 4: in a terrible her Well.
Speaker 1: I guess he does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he left his suitcase and a lot of things here.
Speaker 1: Well, fine, we can take them down and hack them.
Speaker 4: Well, mama had a different idea, you know how she's
Speaker 4: always trying to improve herself.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes she is.
Speaker 3: Now I'm so glad, mister Benson left is here. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna make good use of it. I had my first
Speaker 3: lesson today.
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