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Speaker 2: It's Michelle Cube's birthday. So I'm Michelle Cube.
Speaker 3: Was a producer on this show for twenty five years
Speaker 3: and then is now the executive producer. And I want
Speaker 3: to congratulate Michelle for one of the great accomplishments of
Speaker 3: her life, and that's having been born. Good for you,
Speaker 3: excellent job. Okay, And people take off like it's my
Speaker 3: birthday week. What do you mean it's your birthday week. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm celebrating my birthday.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to come in this week.
Speaker 3: You know how many times I've taken off my birthday
Speaker 3: from work.
Speaker 2: Not once.
Speaker 3: I'm just not big on birthdays anyway, Michelle, congratulation on
Speaker 3: your huge ative.
Speaker 1: Well done.
Speaker 2: And now handle on the news, ladies and gentlemen. Here's
Speaker 2: Bill Handle.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, good morning, Homeday, Wednesday, August. And the news
Speaker 4: just keeps on coming and coming.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why they call it news cycles anymore.
Speaker 2: We get the mut going here.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't even know why they call it news
Speaker 3: cycles anymore.
Speaker 2: Amy, It's it's no longer news cycles.
Speaker 5: It's just not news.
Speaker 3: It's just news, which you know, a lot of it
Speaker 3: has to do with the fact that we get twenty
Speaker 3: four hour news whenever. You used to do that until
Speaker 3: the Internet came in and cable TV and CNN started
Speaker 3: that the entire business, and now it's just gone completely crazy.
Speaker 1: So this is like fire season, yeah right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Three hundred and sixty five days a year is fire season.
Speaker 3: I don't even know they mentioned fire season. It should
Speaker 3: be worse and worser, fire conditions.
Speaker 2: Worse and worser, yeah, or horrible and horribler. It's just
Speaker 2: cut awful.
Speaker 1: Remember when they used to bury news amy, you remember,
Speaker 1: on like Friday or something.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can't do that because social media, nothing
Speaker 1: could be buried. It just it used to. They used
Speaker 1: to try and bury news on Fridays, so it didn't
Speaker 1: get much play over the weekend.
Speaker 5: And then it was old news by Monday, so you'd
Speaker 5: move on to the next thing.
Speaker 3: Not so much the analogy here in terms of news
Speaker 3: constantly and how bad it is, and the fire season,
Speaker 3: how bad it is. I'm going to analogize it to
Speaker 3: when I built the Persian Palace twenty twenty five years ago,
Speaker 3: and the cost of what I put into the house.
Speaker 3: There were three levels of costs expensive. We started expensive
Speaker 3: and then punitively prohibitively expensive, and then gee, I didn't
Speaker 3: know you could pay that much for that. That's where
Speaker 3: we are at fire season. I didn't know that it
Speaker 3: could do that. I mean, now taking out entire towns
Speaker 3: is almost regularly amy. How long ago is it when
Speaker 3: three or four structures or a couple of homes that
Speaker 3: taken out were big, big news.
Speaker 5: Oh, it used to be like the and the fire
Speaker 5: that was in San Bernardino, which is now surrounded, which
Speaker 5: is good, and I think we lost five or six homes.
Speaker 5: That was a huge thing. But you're right, like then
Speaker 5: in twenty eighteen, Paradise was wiped off the map, basically
Speaker 5: entire town.
Speaker 3: And now all over the country you see homes by
Speaker 3: the dozens being wiped out. I mean, it's just and
Speaker 3: that's prohibitively, punitively serious.
Speaker 2: Now you know, we're not already into We're already into. Gee,
Speaker 2: I didn't know a fire could do that much damage.
Speaker 1: None of us related with that story or that illustration either.
Speaker 1: I mean, when Tracy and I bought our house, it
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, maybe we can throw some paint on that,
Speaker 1: and then was, well, duct tape and popsicle sticks can
Speaker 1: hold that up. And then there was well, we'll just
Speaker 1: call it alfresco because we don't have a wall.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: Also, keep in mind, when I did build the Persian Palace,
Speaker 3: I had already sold three homes, and I upgraded every
Speaker 3: single time, and I paid off right now, Okay, but no,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying no.
Speaker 2: A lot of people, no, a lot of I understand.
Speaker 2: I understand. It's a different world and time. I get that.
Speaker 3: And I was just talking to Lindsay and she says,
Speaker 3: anybody in their thirties and forties have been completely screwed as.
Speaker 2: Baby boomers who did better.
Speaker 3: You could do that when I bought my first house,
Speaker 3: I was in my twenties. You could afford to buy
Speaker 3: a house in your twenties if you are making a
Speaker 3: decent income. You know, you go downtown Carroll Street. You
Speaker 3: know those wonderful old buildings, pre turn of the century buildings,
Speaker 3: and the few that were left standing. I'm talking about
Speaker 3: houses the city put them up on one streets.
Speaker 1: They're physically they're they're like the Bunker Hill houses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, just wonderful old homes. There's one of them.
Speaker 1: Ever done that? Do it? Just drive through it.
Speaker 2: It's just unbelievable. Okay.
Speaker 3: So one of the houses uh, and it's a three
Speaker 3: bedroom home, one bathroom because they used to do it.
Speaker 3: Very small kitchen because that's the way they used to
Speaker 3: do it. Non existent, Uh, closets because that's.
Speaker 2: The way they did it.
Speaker 3: So one of the homes was bought by a milkman.
Speaker 3: Milk men remember when they used to deliver milk or
Speaker 3: you know, my dad, but it used to be that
Speaker 3: way could actually buy a house. So and you know,
Speaker 3: milkmen didn't make any money at all.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was one of the lowest paid professions.
Speaker 3: So it's a different world. So so stuff it, Okay, Neil,
Speaker 3: you have to take what I did in context.
Speaker 2: All right, there is no.
Speaker 1: Context now, Okay, I'm gonna tell you I will take home.
Speaker 2: I am now.
Speaker 3: I am now standing up grabbing my saying bite me okay.
Speaker 1: And the and that's the only thing that makes me
Speaker 1: feel better is how God ripped your manhood from you
Speaker 1: at birth.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Okay, guys. And even with that problem, they cut part
Speaker 3: of it off. I mean, that's just.
Speaker 1: A little just a little off the top not so much. Okay,
Speaker 1: I almost got named Handelina.
Speaker 3: Okay, Neil, good morning, Kno good morning, and good morning,
Speaker 3: and Amy, good morning.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that was my hello back.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Yeah, because we digressed. Oh how unusual digressing.
Speaker 3: And as we start the show, let's do it, guys,
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff handle on the news on Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2: Lead story actually kind of a surprise.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, Kamala Harris decides on Tim Walls as her running mate.
Speaker 3: He was the dark horse, he was at the bottom
Speaker 3: of the barrel, and she ended up choosing him. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know if you saw the rally yesterday.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk more about Walls at seven o'clock. That's
Speaker 3: going to be our lead story when I start talking.
Speaker 3: But it's did anybody see that rally yesterday? I got
Speaker 3: to tell you he is. He is so impressive, not
Speaker 3: in terms of big picture, but.
Speaker 2: Folks see real. I mean, he did not sound like
Speaker 2: a politician.
Speaker 3: One of the things that Kamala Harris and other politicians
Speaker 3: it's impossible not to sound like a politician when you're
Speaker 3: running for office. Almost impossible. Man, He broke through that.
Speaker 3: If this isn't a regular guy who talks in regular terms,
Speaker 3: who can talk about the issues and policies and ripping
Speaker 3: into Donald Trump and using just the word it's a
Speaker 3: perfect word, just weird, not attacking. Just the guy is weird,
Speaker 3: and it's just it's wonderful what he did. And I'm
Speaker 3: you know, forget about the policies, all right, we can
Speaker 3: talk about that.
Speaker 2: And he is more moderate than she is.
Speaker 3: And of course the personal attacks are going to start,
Speaker 3: and there were some personal attacks last night.
Speaker 2: It's going to get vicious, There's no question about it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean on both sides, It's going to.
Speaker 3: Be more vicious on Trump's side, He's just more a
Speaker 3: vicious guy.
Speaker 5: Do you think I think? I think that Tim Walls
Speaker 5: is going to be the pit bull.
Speaker 3: Okay what I He may be the pit bull, and
Speaker 3: I'm not arguing that. Let's say he is the pit bull.
Speaker 3: But the way he is going to do it, amy
Speaker 3: he is going to do it. He won't be strident,
Speaker 3: he will be very folksy. He will put it in
Speaker 3: terms that are I think that everybody can understand that.
Speaker 3: Certainly the left wing is Harris and the right wing
Speaker 3: and the evangelicals are are Trump. That's already baked in.
Speaker 3: So now it's a question of that middle ground.
Speaker 2: And I think that.
Speaker 3: I do believe that Walls is going to relate more
Speaker 3: to the voter on on a visceral. Hey, you're a
Speaker 3: regular guy. I'm a regular guy. That's that's what I got.
Speaker 1: I will tell you that I wholeheartedly agree with you.
Speaker 1: And the whole weird thing. I think that's a more
Speaker 1: powerful word than some of the you know, the just
Speaker 1: really mean stuff. It's like, listen, I just the guy's weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think very powerful in it. I think everybody's I
Speaker 1: think so, you know.
Speaker 2: It's not attack.
Speaker 3: I think the more strident that Donald Trump gets, uh,
Speaker 3: and the more personal he gets outside of policy is
Speaker 3: going to be very is not going to help him.
Speaker 3: I think what's going to help him Donald Trump is
Speaker 3: keep onlining. Inflation is the worst that it's ever been
Speaker 3: in the history of the United States. First of all,
Speaker 3: there's virtually no inflation. Now it's three percent. It was
Speaker 3: the worst it was under Biden was nine percent, the worst.
Speaker 1: In the history of the United States.
Speaker 2: Now we've had seven eighteen ninety percent inflation. But what
Speaker 2: the hell?
Speaker 3: The truth doesn't matter. You know, you don't have a job.
Speaker 3: The illegal aliens have taken your jobs. No, that's not true.
Speaker 3: There's no evidence. I know people white people who used
Speaker 3: to pick strawberries are now out of jobs.
Speaker 1: But how can you say there's no inflation with the
Speaker 1: when you in another breath, You've got the government looking
Speaker 1: into the price of groceries to see why it has
Speaker 1: stayed high for so.
Speaker 3: Long because there was inflation. There was, I'm not arguing
Speaker 3: there wasn't inflation.
Speaker 1: Still it's under Joe Boss a hell of a lot
Speaker 1: of money for groceries.
Speaker 3: And it will forever, and it will forever. It will
Speaker 3: take years for it not to it doesn't go down.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't have deflation very often. You don't
Speaker 3: see prices dropping very often. And it's we have to
Speaker 3: wait until it's baked in. Right now, interest rates are
Speaker 3: astronomical for mortgages right well, two years from now, people
Speaker 3: will already have gotten used to six percent seven percent,
Speaker 3: which is normal. Three percent money was aberrational. We've never
Speaker 3: in the history of the United States had three percent
Speaker 3: for twenty five years.
Speaker 1: That's the issue. Time, But ain't it grand?
Speaker 2: Time?
Speaker 3: Time cures everything, and time is going to cure our
Speaker 3: perception of inflation and our perception of interest rates.
Speaker 5: The waiting game is part of the punishment. Hesbola leader
Speaker 5: Hassan Nozrela said his group is going to respond to Israel.
Speaker 5: There will be an attack, he says, regardless of the consequences,
Speaker 5: to avenge the assassination of its top commander a week ago.
Speaker 5: But he says that they're keeping Israeli's waiting as part
Speaker 5: of the punishment.
Speaker 3: And it's basically what Israel has always done when it
Speaker 3: was attacked. We will retaliate at the time and play
Speaker 3: of our choosing.
Speaker 2: Usually it's a couple of days and that's it.
Speaker 3: But okay, maybe they're still trying to figure out what
Speaker 3: the attack is going to be. Who knows, or they're waiting,
Speaker 3: but they're taking a page out of Israel.
Speaker 1: I think if they were genuinely waiting, I don't think
Speaker 1: you would say it's part of the punishment that seems.
Speaker 1: I think if you'd like Israel, you'd say it'll be
Speaker 1: at the time and the place of our choosing or whatever,
Speaker 1: or not say anything instead of oh it's coming, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be so good. We are so mad, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You hold me back, You better hold me back. It
Speaker 1: just seems like a lot of smacks.
Speaker 3: Well, think about this if Israel is now on a
Speaker 3: war footing full deaf con five, right, just waiting for
Speaker 3: it to happen, and that goes on and on. You know,
Speaker 3: the bow string is so taught, and it is. You know,
Speaker 3: after a day, you're still on that boat string. And
Speaker 3: after two days I can see you know, the waiting
Speaker 3: as being part of uh as being part of quote
Speaker 3: the punishing is.
Speaker 1: A strategy, but you wouldn't say it. And by the way,
Speaker 1: it'd be defcon one. Flip it all right, Well, thank you? Okay,
Speaker 1: defense condition would be one I think is the highest.
Speaker 1: Butte I just think it just sounds a little.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not going to correct me again. Okay, Yeah
Speaker 3: we are correct No we're not there. No we're I'm
Speaker 3: correcting you again. Yeah we are, No, No, we're not.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Welcome, you know, welcome back to the Neil
Speaker 3: Savader Show. Let's continue on with more Savedra on the news.
Speaker 1: Well, it's Kono's turn next time to correct you. So
Speaker 1: goo alphabetically. US Environmental Protection Agency has issued an emergency
Speaker 1: suspension first time they've done this in forty years using
Speaker 1: their their agency authority there for d CPA, also known
Speaker 1: as dactal and it is a weed kill, and they're
Speaker 1: saying it's used on grasses, artificial turf crops including strawberries,
Speaker 1: brussels sprouts, cabbage, onions, that kind of thing. They used
Speaker 1: to say it was, you know, twelve twelve hours or
Speaker 1: something like that, that you'd have to stay away from it.
Speaker 1: Now they're saying twenty five days or more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at the you know, the number of chemicals
Speaker 3: that are being taken off the market in terms of
Speaker 3: these weed.
Speaker 2: Killers and.
Speaker 3: Various fertilizers that they're just saying, no, DPA is going no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no. The only thing to be left is kool aid.
Speaker 3: There's going to be nothing left to pour on the plants.
Speaker 3: You remember, DDT, the most effective pesticide that has ever
Speaker 3: been invented. You know the problem is it destroyed everything
Speaker 3: and the bird's eggs weren't hatching and almost wiped out
Speaker 3: the condors and the eagles and every other bird flying
Speaker 3: around because eggshells couldn't survive. But you know, it sure worked,
Speaker 3: and then you had the mosquito.
Speaker 1: Pointed out that red dye forty might be in kool aid.
Speaker 1: I don't think, but if it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, that's another story too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So Huntington Beach is going its own way. The mayor
Speaker 5: is taking action by introducing an ordinance that would declare
Speaker 5: the city a so called parent's right to no city.
Speaker 5: Why because California last month became the first state to
Speaker 5: bar school districts from requiring staff to notify parents if
Speaker 5: their child started identifying as a different gender.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is one of stupid upon stupid upon more stupid.
Speaker 3: I don't know if the mayor of Huntington Beach has
Speaker 3: any legal background at all, or has ever read or
Speaker 3: ever taken a Civics class. You can pass all the
Speaker 3: city laws you want any state law superseds.
Speaker 2: So this is just a statement. I mean, this is
Speaker 2: just complete crap.
Speaker 3: You can't pass city ordinances that contravene state law.
Speaker 1: It's that simple.
Speaker 3: It's like, remember was it Oakland or San Francisco that
Speaker 3: declared itself a nuclear free zone and the Feds could
Speaker 3: not move any nuclear weapons through the city on.
Speaker 2: Federal highways because it passed through our city.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, great, Yeah, you tell the federal government that
Speaker 3: now you can't use that road.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: What what did in California through Newsome say that we
Speaker 1: were a sanctuary state. That's different.
Speaker 2: Illegal to come, that's that's that's different.
Speaker 3: No sanctuary in state in the sense that it will
Speaker 3: not enforce federal law.
Speaker 1: It isn't that illegal to not.
Speaker 3: No, you can know because if if the state does
Speaker 3: the enforcing, the state always has the ability to not
Speaker 3: prosecute always always, you know, for example, when it comes
Speaker 3: to marijuana laws, if federal law says no and state
Speaker 3: law says yes, it's.
Speaker 2: A question of enforcement. It's not a question of.
Speaker 3: Telling what the Feds they can or cannot do. And
Speaker 3: it's not it doesn't contravene. It doesn't say that federal
Speaker 3: law here does not matter. Our law superseds. It says
Speaker 3: we will not enforce the laws.
Speaker 1: That's help them get a bank account.
Speaker 2: Oh that's different.
Speaker 3: But again that's a question of enforcement. And the Feds,
Speaker 3: by the way, could stop that cold if they wanted to.
Speaker 2: They could. They just don't.
Speaker 5: Okay, but wouldn't that go then down to Huntington Beach
Speaker 5: If they don't want to enforce the ban on parental notification.
Speaker 3: But this is a they're doing something specifically that the
Speaker 3: federal government or the state says you cannot. You cannot,
Speaker 3: and so there is there is a difference. There is
Speaker 3: a difference. You cannot act affirmatively in violation of state
Speaker 3: or federal law.
Speaker 1: If you're a local entity.
Speaker 3: You can say, you know what, going to go out
Speaker 3: and arrest or stop people.
Speaker 2: You can't do that. You know, for example, speeding laws.
Speaker 2: You know they have a right.
Speaker 3: Cop has a right not to tag you and tag
Speaker 3: someone else. And the argument is, well, he was going
Speaker 3: as fast as I am. We have the right to
Speaker 3: talk to stop anybody we want.
Speaker 2: Okay, moving on.
Speaker 1: Did you feel it? Magnitude five point two earthquake struck
Speaker 1: in Kern County last night at about nine oh nine pm,
Speaker 1: southwest of Lamont, a remote area of central California.
Speaker 3: Did anybody feel it?
Speaker 2: I didn't feel it.
Speaker 1: I didn't have the station.
Speaker 2: I did not feel it. I did not feel it.
Speaker 1: I was on a chain. I think it was Nick
Speaker 1: who reached out to everyone last night, Paglio Kini and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, did you guys feel it? Mo and
Speaker 1: Twala and everybody think ye were on it.
Speaker 2: Amy did you you were a sleep at nine? Did
Speaker 2: anybody wake up?
Speaker 5: I did not? Okay, was down in Anaheim though, okayltic.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good here and I wealth station.
Speaker 2: I go my buddy other room.
Speaker 3: My bucket list, one of my bucket lists is to
Speaker 3: actually be stooping in the middle of an earthquake, so
Speaker 3: I can actually say did you feel the earth move?
Speaker 1: Oh? And how would you respond to yourself? Okay, let's
Speaker 1: move on.
Speaker 5: Remember that old song give me just a little more time?
Speaker 1: Well, give me just a little Yeah.
Speaker 5: The launch of SpaceX's Crew nine mission has been delayed.
Speaker 5: They were supposed to lift off and head to the
Speaker 5: International Space Station in the next couple of weeks, but
Speaker 5: now it's not going to happen until September twenty fourth.
Speaker 5: And our friend Nick Haig, the astronaut, is on that mission,
Speaker 5: so we'll be talking to him about that tomorrow and
Speaker 5: wake up Colline.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 3: Ask him if he's ever actually looked at the word
Speaker 3: never in the dictionary, because that is what NASA is
Speaker 3: about to tell us when they're coming home.
Speaker 5: No, they'll get home. They've they've got contingency. It's just
Speaker 5: not they just don't know if they're going to be
Speaker 5: on the Boeing star Liner, because they're going.
Speaker 3: To be sharing one packet of raisins old probably four
Speaker 3: months from now, and that's what they're going to be
Speaker 3: able to eat.
Speaker 1: But didn't Boeing say that this that the weight was
Speaker 1: part of the punishment or am I confusing that with
Speaker 1: a different story? Okay, just stuck all right. So Israel's
Speaker 1: Israeli Finance minister came out yesterday. He said it's impossible
Speaker 1: in today's global reality to wage war. No one in
Speaker 1: the world. I love this. No one in the world
Speaker 1: would let us starve in thirst two million citizens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you starve. He says, it's moral to starve. By
Speaker 3: the way, that's a war crime, starving citizens. But it's
Speaker 3: this is how crazy the Israeli government is. I told
Speaker 3: you how insane the right wing government of Israel is.
Speaker 1: The rest of it is, even though it may be
Speaker 1: just and moral into until they return our hostages. But
Speaker 1: I just like the attitude. It's to starve anybody any more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I welcome to Israeli politics. And keep in mind
Speaker 3: that Israel in nineteen forty eight was founded as a
Speaker 3: socialist government and look where it is now. How do
Speaker 3: you get peace with this kind of thinking? There are
Speaker 3: a couple of cabinet members who were in prison for
Speaker 3: anti Arab activities where they actually hurt, were part of
Speaker 3: inciting Jews to hurt Arabs, went to prison for it.
Speaker 2: Now they're ministers.
Speaker 5: Going after the gangs. Dozens of alleged gang members and
Speaker 5: associates of a South La street gang have been arrested.
Speaker 5: Twenty three of them were picked up yesterday. Federal indictments
Speaker 5: were unsealed against thirty seven of them, several already in custody.
Speaker 5: They're still looking for eight others. They're all alleged to
Speaker 5: be members of the South La based Florinda and See
Speaker 5: A thirteen gang. And during their investigations for everything that
Speaker 5: go from murder to fentanyl, trafficking and extortion, they sees
Speaker 5: nearly twenty one pounds of meth, nine pounds of fentanyl,
Speaker 5: six and a half pounds of heroin, twenty five weapons,
Speaker 5: and seventy thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are bad, bad people. You do not want
Speaker 2: to get in the way at all.
Speaker 1: All right, don't taste the rainbow. San Fernando Valley state
Speaker 1: lawmaker has resumed to push for a bill that would
Speaker 1: ban public schools in California from serving food or beverages
Speaker 1: containing synthetic food dies. You know you remember red forty
Speaker 1: in all yellow five?
Speaker 3: All right, someone has to mute, by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did? I muted? Who did?
Speaker 2: Okay? Here we own you?
Speaker 1: I yeh, I you did?
Speaker 5: I was?
Speaker 2: I'mut?
Speaker 1: Okay, Red forty yellow five yellow?
Speaker 2: Hey back, we go to the story.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, red dye number forty can't be used in
Speaker 3: California school lunches because I don't know what it does.
Speaker 1: Well, they say that it actually has neurobehavioral It's.
Speaker 3: Oh stop anyway, it's only there to cover up the
Speaker 3: green on the meat that they serve.
Speaker 1: How much red forty did you consume as a child? Now?
Speaker 2: Clearly too much?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 5: LAPD is not ready to crack down on party houses.
Speaker 5: You'll remember that a new measure was passed and went
Speaker 5: into effect on July first that requires permitting for short
Speaker 5: term rentals, including airbnbs. Police officials say, yeah, we're not
Speaker 5: ready to do this. We can't enforce this. They say
Speaker 5: they don't have the infrastructure, the manpower, and the new
Speaker 5: law includes a requirement to get a police permit for
Speaker 5: short term rentals and hotel operators. Backers say it's going
Speaker 5: to help crack down on those party houses which have
Speaker 5: become a problem.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you think they would keep that news close to
Speaker 3: the vest as opposed to issuing a press release, which
Speaker 3: basically this is says we have a new law.
Speaker 2: Never mind, go right ahead.
Speaker 5: Well except that they're being told here, you have to
Speaker 5: do this, and they're like, and they've been warning city
Speaker 5: council for months saying, wait, we don't have the man's powers.
Speaker 3: I understand, but wouldn't you do it behind closed doors?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you say, hey, keep this.
Speaker 2: On, you know, why don't we not talk about this publicly? Okay?
Speaker 1: Probably the best story of the day Neil all Right,
Speaker 1: the pole vaulter who was smuggling a baby arm in
Speaker 1: his pants. If you remember, twenty one year old athlete
Speaker 1: went viral after his attempt to qualify for the Paris
Speaker 1: Olympics final. He didn't make the cut after his leg
Speaker 1: one of the two hit the bar and then the
Speaker 1: third one dislodge the bar completely.
Speaker 6: Yep, and that was his standing, his sponts and it
Speaker 6: was girthy enough and big enough to where it dislodged
Speaker 6: the pole.
Speaker 3: This redefines the term pole pole vaulting in major ways
Speaker 3: here in this South.
Speaker 2: Yes, and this guy clearly was not Jewish. He had
Speaker 2: his entire package.
Speaker 3: There intact, and he was able to literally dislodge it.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine the memes that are going around the
Speaker 3: internet went berserk on this.
Speaker 1: It was I'll be honest, it was so impressive that
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable using men's bathroom anymore. I go
Speaker 1: to a woman's bathroom because I feel so ill equipped.
Speaker 3: In comparison, they should have and he would win the
Speaker 3: gold medal if they had an event of rope tricks.
Speaker 2: This guy is very impressible.
Speaker 1: Dutch. Yeah, it was. I mean, you feel for the
Speaker 1: guy because the issue, but also I'd take that over
Speaker 1: a gold medal.
Speaker 3: I'm oh yeah, oh god, yeah, what's.
Speaker 1: The story magic Mike four.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the show, the Penis show that was
Speaker 3: out there, The Puppetry of the Yeah, the puppetry of
Speaker 3: the Penis. Yeah, you can actually look that up on
Speaker 3: the internet. Puppetry of the Panus. No, it's it's actually
Speaker 3: I saw the show. It is hilarious. It's worth the
Speaker 3: YouTube visit. You know, Puppetry of the penis what.
Speaker 1: The only thing I remember about that show, because they
Speaker 1: put out a book too, is the Hamburger.
Speaker 3: That's right, the hamburger. The hamburger was very strong. It's
Speaker 3: worth seeing. I got kicked out by the way. I
Speaker 3: got kicked out because everybody is fairly quiet, because you know,
Speaker 3: there they are naked doing you know, things with their
Speaker 3: squats and penises and things, and it's just right out there,
Speaker 3: and I'm screaming.
Speaker 1: What are the size of that thing?
Speaker 2: And they tossed me right out.
Speaker 1: I thought, you try to take a bite of the burger.
Speaker 3: Oh no, come on, guys, that's going too far. And
Speaker 3: when Handle says that's going too far, you know there's
Speaker 3: an issue.
Speaker 2: We're done, guys. Let's move to politics.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is why the show is doing is horribly.
Speaker 3: This is why this show does so well among perverts.
Speaker 1: Okay, Gods, Monday to be my last day?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it certainly is.
Speaker 3: The FCC is on the phone, Neil, you want to
Speaker 3: pick that up all right? This is KFI AM six
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Speaker 2: You've been listening to the Bill Handle Show.
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