WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.519 kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock 4 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:18.440 in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi 5 00:00:18.519 --> 00:00:20.679 here with fame is a bitch. This is your daily 6 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:26.000 Unfiltered podcast for April twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. Four 7 00:00:26.079 --> 00:00:29.640 two nine, two oh two five hate the nine, but 8 00:00:29.719 --> 00:00:33.719 a good day all in all. Only one more day 9 00:00:33.759 --> 00:00:38.479 to go until May. Hey, that's fun once once the 10 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:44.079 uh those two one syllable months come May June. Nice, 11 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:46.759 you're getting the gym again. You start losing that weight. 12 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:50.880 I know. I have to feeling better about yourself. Get 13 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:54.880 some color. Just feel better when there's a little color 14 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:56.640 in your face, don't you don't you just love it? 15 00:00:57.159 --> 00:00:59.920 A little color goes a long way. People say you, 16 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:02.119 what you do? You look different? You look good? You're yeah, 17 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:05.879 that's it. You're working out, sitting outside, getting the sun, 18 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:12.560 working outside. Nice. I have a good story to tell 19 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:15.239 you about what happened to me earlier today, And of 20 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:18.120 course it happened while I was wearing my Trump T shirt. 21 00:01:18.959 --> 00:01:27.359 Unbelievable unbelievable, but I just finished. We didn't want to 22 00:01:27.359 --> 00:01:30.200 cook tonight, so I just docked it up a frozen pizza. 23 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:35.560 It's a good pizza, screaming Sicilian thin crust sausage pie. 24 00:01:36.239 --> 00:01:39.120 It's like, I gotta know eight bucks, right. It's so much 25 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:43.239 better when I or anybody else doctor's up a good 26 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:47.879 frozen pizza then it is to get a pizza, well, 27 00:01:47.959 --> 00:01:49.640 unless you live in one of the states that has 28 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:52.959 good pizza. If you don't doctor up your own frozen pizza, 29 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:55.680 so much better. I mean all I you know, I 30 00:01:55.799 --> 00:02:00.879 chop up, I chop up fresh garlic, some basil. Today 31 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:04.359 I threw some little scallions on there, a bunch of arugula, 32 00:02:04.480 --> 00:02:09.520 some basil. What else I put obviously salt and peppers, 33 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:12.719 some extra virginial of oil. Is you know, sprayed it 34 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:15.800 around a little bit, not spray drizzled it around. I'm 35 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:19.159 forgetting a few things parmegano, reggiano cheese. I put some 36 00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:22.000 fresh muzzadella on there, even though there is muzadella there, 37 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:26.039 I wanted more. I'm forgetting something else but red pepper. 38 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:31.400 It was delicious. It's so much better than going to 39 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:35.080 a shit pizzeria and spending thirty dollars for a pie 40 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:38.599 when you can spend whatever, you know, eleven dollars in 41 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:40.719 doctor up what shit you got in your refrigerator that 42 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:45.080 you're doing nothing with? Right, it's great, especially fresh arugula 43 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:47.400 on a pie. It's so good. And throw a lot 44 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:50.599 on because it tends to disappear. It just cooks way down. 45 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:53.840 Arugle is like using spinach. When you cook spinach in 46 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:57.240 a pan, you need like two bushels of spinach to 47 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:00.319 just have enough for dinner because it just can dents 48 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:04.639 is so much. But last night I made some chicken 49 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.000 cutlets for Rosalie. Actually it was a Sunday night. She 50 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:12.120 was working and I made some chicken cutlets. And I 51 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:15.400 love making chicken. First, it's just something about cutlets. I 52 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:19.360 can't cutlets. And a nice salad with the arugula and 53 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:24.360 tomatoes and red onion and you know the the oh. 54 00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:29.719 I put balsamaglaze on the pizza. Two I forgot nice addition. 55 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:32.719 I put balsama glaze on the salad and also the 56 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:37.879 extra vergint great dinners cheap. Two packages of cutlets cost 57 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:45.199 like fifteen dollars. Can't go wrong. Anyhow, somebody posted a 58 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:51.000 picture of the landmark restaurant in Los Angeles, Dan Tanners, 59 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:55.120 on Santa Monica Boulevard. It's been there for many years, 60 00:03:55.439 --> 00:03:57.439 God knows. I used to go there when I first 61 00:03:57.479 --> 00:04:00.800 moved to LA and I went there all the time. 62 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:03.680 Initially when I moved to LA and I live with 63 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:07.639 my uncle Vinnie, well, initially I was staying with Vinnie 64 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:11.240 before I found an apartment, and him and I will 65 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:13.319 go and sometimes I just go alone. I say, I'm 66 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:16.560 gonna go eat at the bar at I get some 67 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:20.160 steam clams. I mean, it's a very expensive menu. You know, 68 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:23.079 if you want to pay sixty dollars for a ribbi state, 69 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:27.839 go to d'antanna's. Every entree has the name of a celebrity. 70 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:30.839 You know. There's the room on the right, which is 71 00:04:30.879 --> 00:04:32.920 not too cool. The room on the left is where 72 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:36.600 you want to sit. There's a long bar. It's a 73 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:40.480 fairly fun bar scene, but you know, it's also a 74 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:43.079 little bit of a dirty crab like upscale crowd, but 75 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:46.319 mix them with some sharks in there too. There's drug 76 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:49.480 dealers in there, there's pimps in there. There's ladies of 77 00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:54.199 the evening dressed nicely though not looking like looking like hell. 78 00:04:55.319 --> 00:04:56.920 So when I used to go there alone, i'd sit 79 00:04:56.959 --> 00:05:01.240 at the bar and i'd order like I said, and 80 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:04.240 the Laker game would be on the TV above the bar, 81 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:06.920 and I order a drink watch the game. And this 82 00:05:06.959 --> 00:05:09.680 one night, this very pretty black girl sitting next to 83 00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:15.560 me strike up a conversation, and you know, we're talking 84 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:17.240 what do you do? Bah? Bah bah? And all of 85 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:22.839 a sudden, the Lakers lose the game and she says, 86 00:05:23.079 --> 00:05:25.639 oh boy, I'm gonna be busy. I said, well, what 87 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.000 do you do? She goes, well, I'll just say when 88 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:30.160 the Lakers lose, a lot of men around town get 89 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:34.199 lonely and they want companionship. I said, oh, I get it. 90 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:37.759 She says, do you want companionship tonight, honey? I said, no, baby, 91 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:39.160 it's okay. I got to go back home to my 92 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:41.720 uncle's house. But thank you very much. Well, let me 93 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:44.759 give you a card in case you ever want my companionship, 94 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:48.040 I said, I'll give you a card. Her card was 95 00:05:48.079 --> 00:05:52.959 a purple business card that just said Patricia with a 96 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:57.319 number I needles. They never called her, but get all 97 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:00.279 sorts of people in That's where I met Doobie, the 98 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:04.399 famous pimp who was there one night in a beautiful 99 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:08.240 three piece suit. And I'm there with my wife. It 100 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:11.959 was our first date and I took her to Dantana's 101 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.079 got a nice table on the left. You know, you're 102 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:18.199 sitting there across from Sean Pankiefer Sutherland, Harry Dean, Stanton, 103 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:22.480 Dadney Coleman always ate dead together. Very famous people go there, 104 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:27.959 and I really wasn't, you know, hanging out with them 105 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:30.399 at this point. I did that earlier before I was married. 106 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:32.639 A used to sit with Sean and Harry. Dean would 107 00:06:32.639 --> 00:06:36.240 play guitar and sing, and Sean would sing because he'd 108 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:38.920 stay open a little later for the regulars. But I 109 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:42.319 take my life there and I go up to the 110 00:06:42.360 --> 00:06:44.199 bar to get her a drink. She's at the table 111 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:46.560 and this is black guy dressed very nicely who I 112 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:50.040 didn't know at the time, and I'm waiting for a 113 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:53.199 drink and the bartender, who's a guy that was there 114 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:55.240 for many years. I forget his name. I think he 115 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:58.720 was an Irish guy, very famous among the LA crowd 116 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:02.000 because he was for like thirty years. I think he 117 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:04.879 died maybe four or five years back. Really nice guy. 118 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:07.920 Put two kids through college on a bar, on a 119 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:14.040 bartender's salary, and good schools too. So uh, this drunk guy, 120 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:18.680 white guy gets in the bartender's face because the bartender 121 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:22.639 knew the black pimp, and he said, well, can I 122 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:26.120 get you Dooby? And Dooby was about to order when 123 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:30.879 this drunk white guy said, gonna, you're gonna get this 124 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:33.800 n word to drink. I've been here for five minutes, 125 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:38.000 and Doobey looked. Adobey was a killer. Duby killed two 126 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:40.480 people that I know of. He told me personally, went 127 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:42.879 to trial, got off both times. He told me what 128 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:46.360 the bodies were buried, so I know he's true. I've 129 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:48.560 seen him pull guns on people in my time with him. 130 00:07:48.600 --> 00:07:51.759 So when I heard that, I'm like, god damn. And 131 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:54.959 Dubey didn't say nothing. He kept us cool. The bartender 132 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:57.720 gave him his dream first. Then the guy who said 133 00:07:57.759 --> 00:07:59.639 the nasty thing went out to the street to take 134 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:04.959 a leak, and as he walks out, Doobie walks out. 135 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:06.920 And this could have been a bad situation, but I 136 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:09.879 was out ahead of Doobie. And when this guy's taking 137 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:12.199 a leak against the tree on the side of the restaurant, 138 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:15.600 I said, asshole. He turned around and I punched him 139 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:18.639 in the chin and he went flying. I said, don't 140 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:20.920 ever say that fucking word in front of me. Right 141 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:24.720 my wife sees this. She's going but that with dating. 142 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:27.439 It's our first date. She can't believe it. Dooby, the 143 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:32.000 pimp who owned the after hours house, says to me, God, damn, 144 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:33.799 you're gonna do that, but motherfucker, you got to go 145 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:35.679 to jail. I said, no, no, no, no, I can't hear 146 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:38.399 shit like that. Man, fuck this guy. He goes, Man, 147 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:40.759 finished dinner. We're gonna go back to my house after dinner. 148 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:44.679 Finish dinner, Dooby says, followed me. He's driving a Rolls Royce. 149 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:48.120 We follow him to this bad neighborhood, Crunchhaw Boulevard in 150 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:52.559 Los Angeles. After hours club. Everything there you could want, 151 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:56.039 you know, every drug, every drink, there's a bar, you 152 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:58.960 name it. There's celebrities, Rick James, I used to see 153 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:02.039 their Choka Khan, a lot of NBA players from the 154 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:05.120 back of the day, a lot of old Lakers and 155 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:07.120 do be love because I knocked this guy in his 156 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:15.360 ass first day. Very memorable, and then I got to 157 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:18.840 be kind of not famous. There but that story went 158 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:21.960 around so suddenly because I was that good to do 159 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:25.240 be wording around that. AJ's the shit, take care of 160 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:27.080 AJ whenever you comes side. Then I always got a 161 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:29.080 seat at the right side, the left side of the room, 162 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:30.759 and I had a good time. I used to go 163 00:09:30.799 --> 00:09:34.360 with my friend Tony before I was married, and Tony Finetti, 164 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:36.200 who I worked with at EAN. Back when I worked 165 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:38.559 at E in the first season, I wasn't being paid 166 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:41.519 a lot of money, so the drinks at d'antann's were 167 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:45.159 expensive and I could drink like a shark and soka Tony. 168 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:48.720 So we used to go, let's fill up flasks with 169 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:51.639 the liquor we like to drink and just put the 170 00:09:51.679 --> 00:09:53.799 glass under the table and refill out glass. It's not 171 00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:56.000 gonna keep paying fifteen dollars for a drink if we're 172 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:58.919 gonna drink five drinks a piece. Fuck that. So we 173 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:01.279 used to go to these to this restaurant would fless 174 00:10:01.279 --> 00:10:04.639 in our jacket. We never got caught. We thought it 175 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:07.799 was the funniest thing, just bring our own liquor and 176 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:11.000 just a lot of fun. I took Rosie and Jack 177 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:13.919 there once and the kids, and of course there was 178 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:17.679 a fight again by the Valet Dan Tanis is one 179 00:10:17.720 --> 00:10:20.039 of those places where I always had great memories, whether 180 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:23.679 it was a great meal or a great fight. Very strange. 181 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:25.399 I haven't been here in a while. The last time 182 00:10:25.440 --> 00:10:28.279 I went get this, there used to be a weighted 183 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:31.000 there named Craig. He was a great way to very 184 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:34.759 very popular. Everybody loved to get it. He was young, vivacious, 185 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:38.679 you know, smiling all the time, knew everybody's name, and 186 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:42.799 I was friendly with him. Well. He got so good 187 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:45.559 and met so many people and was able to meet 188 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:47.200 a lot of people who made a lot of money 189 00:10:47.240 --> 00:10:49.960 and had a lot of money, rich people who ate there. 190 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:52.840 And when he went and wanted to start his own restaurant, 191 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:55.600 he got backing from these rich people in la not 192 00:10:56.679 --> 00:10:59.240 a twenty thirty of it, but a good handful of 193 00:10:59.240 --> 00:11:02.240 wealthy guys would say, we'll front you in this restaurant. 194 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:04.559 And he opened up a restaurant which is very now 195 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:08.720 a famous place called Craigs. It's within walking distance of d'antanna's, 196 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:11.000 so it's a little bit of a rivalry. Craigs is 197 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:14.000 a different scene. It's more of a celebrity scene. If 198 00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:15.519 you want to be seen with a new girl or 199 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:17.919 a new guy. You go to Craigs because the paparazzi 200 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:21.240 r outside every night. That's where Kamala went with Dougie 201 00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:28.679 doug asshole. So the last time I went to d'antana's, 202 00:11:29.279 --> 00:11:33.519 I'll go to Craigs first. And maybe seven years ago, 203 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:37.759 eight years ago, I am walking in. I'm at the 204 00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:40.559 bar alone because I don't know I was six years ago. 205 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:42.440 I was separated from my wife. So I'm alone now. 206 00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:43.759 So let me go out one night and have a 207 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:46.759 drink and I meet Mouse, the guy that on the 208 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:49.679 other after Alves club. Mouse used to hang out at 209 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:53.080 the bar. He would deal his drugs. If anybody need anything, 210 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:55.200 you knew Mouse was there, and he would, you know, 211 00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:57.039 take care of you at the bar. You pay him 212 00:11:57.039 --> 00:12:00.440 at the bar. Everybody had their own little operations. So 213 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:04.080 that night hadn't seen Mouse for years. I wasn't going 214 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:06.759 after hours anymore because I was married with children. But 215 00:12:06.799 --> 00:12:08.519 I genuinely liked the guy. We had a lot of 216 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:12.480 crazy fun nights that his after hours, beautiful great juke 217 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:16.000 box playing the best motown music. It was crazy at 218 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:19.360 mouse Trap. Now it's a big, tall, six foot seven 219 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:23.360 inch black guy who played college basketball almost was a pro. 220 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:27.879 Always wore a Dodger jacket and waited outside on the corner, 221 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:31.000 and he had a range a yellow light on the 222 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:34.039 porch at his apartment. The light was on. That meant 223 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:36.879 mouse Trap was open. And that's how you knew. We 224 00:12:36.919 --> 00:12:39.039 could drive up and stay at mouse Trap till five 225 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:43.399 o'clock in the morning. But it was called a mouse 226 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:46.000 trap because once you went in, he locked the door 227 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:49.360 behind you, so nobody can get out unless you say, hey, mouse, 228 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:51.879 I'm gonna split, and then he let you out. Nobody 229 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:54.799 could walk in and nobody could walk out unless mouse knew. 230 00:12:55.399 --> 00:12:58.440 Very safe. So I'm with Mouse at Craigs having a 231 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:00.120 drink and he goes, I'm gonna go down town. I'm 232 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:02.480 gonna go d'antanna's. I said, yeah, we'll take a walk. 233 00:13:02.519 --> 00:13:04.240 He goes, now, fuck that man. I got a new 234 00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:08.799 car and he had this new blue Mustang, beautiful Mustang 235 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:11.639 sports car. And I never sat in a car at mouse. 236 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:14.600 I'll drive you man. I think it was a Mustang, 237 00:13:14.679 --> 00:13:16.960 some kind of sports car. We get in the car, 238 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:19.039 we drive a mile and a half or so, not 239 00:13:19.159 --> 00:13:23.600 even to get to d'antanna's and have a drink there 240 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:27.039 see some people. I uber home, MoU says, I'll catch 241 00:13:27.080 --> 00:13:29.000 a man, give my love to the wife, and blah 242 00:13:29.039 --> 00:13:33.120 blah blah. Okay. The next day I found out Mouse 243 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:36.799 died that night. He now, Mouse didn't do drugs. He 244 00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:40.399 didn't do his own supply. He just sold it. It 245 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:42.679 wasn't his ding. But I found out that he drove 246 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:45.720 to another place called Barney's Beanery that night to deal 247 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:50.480 more drugs, and he had a heart attack or a 248 00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:55.799 stroke in the car when he was parking it, and 249 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:59.080 the valet was like, he wasn't moving his car, and 250 00:13:59.080 --> 00:14:01.440 they checked on him. Was very well known, and that 251 00:14:01.559 --> 00:14:05.879 Los Angeles very well known, and many died in his 252 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:08.639 car in the parking lot. I wasn't the last guy 253 00:14:08.679 --> 00:14:11.519 to see him, but I was certainly one of the 254 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:15.039 last people that night to be with him. Crazy crazy time. 255 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:19.240 But I know it sounds like I did some awful things. 256 00:14:19.240 --> 00:14:24.080 I did do some bad things, hung around some bad people. 257 00:14:24.519 --> 00:14:26.039 I don't know what to tell you. I've always been 258 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:28.120 around bad guys and they've always been good to me. 259 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:33.039 And I always loved the excitement to danger. I always 260 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:34.919 felt like my mother said, you got a horseshoe up 261 00:14:34.919 --> 00:14:36.679 your ass. You're not gonna get hurt. She didn't know 262 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:39.080 I was gonna do this kind of shit, But I 263 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:41.960 don't know. I just always liked the underbelly of life, 264 00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:45.919 the underside of my cities, whether New York or LA. 265 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:48.960 I'd love to go down there and check it out 266 00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:51.200 and get as close to the edge as I could 267 00:14:51.799 --> 00:14:53.879 before I get home and go, oh man, that was 268 00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:56.480 a close one, you know what I mean. I know 269 00:14:57.399 --> 00:15:04.919 it's stupid, but here's my situation today. Rosalie the grandkid's over. 270 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:07.639 See he's over so Rosie says, oh, Asia, I gotta watch. 271 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:09.799 He said, do me fivod? I need two red wines 272 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:12.799 jack once, I said, I'll go. There's a place called Binnie's. 273 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:14.919 So I take a car. I go to Bennie's. And 274 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:18.639 I've been to Binny's with her forty times in five years, 275 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:20.720 getting a liquor for the house for parties. You know, 276 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:24.759 I've been there so many times. And I go and 277 00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:28.320 there's a big black lady who I don't recognize, and 278 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:30.399 she's looking at my shirt. I'm wearing the Trump T 279 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:33.399 shirt that says thug life with Trump sitting on a 280 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:36.519 stoop wearing height, wearing sneakers with high white socks, and 281 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:40.519 a white a white T shirt. Okay, uh. And this 282 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:43.039 black guy looks at my shirt as I bring the 283 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.399 wine to the counter, staring at it, not happy, and 284 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:48.360 she goes, can I get you a year of birth? 285 00:15:49.240 --> 00:15:51.559 I said, my year of birth? I said, oh, is 286 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:54.279 that a new thing? No, sir, it's always been done 287 00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:57.039 this way. Said, no, that's not true. I said, I 288 00:15:57.080 --> 00:15:59.120 don't want to argue, but I've been here one hundred times. 289 00:15:59.159 --> 00:16:01.559 No one's ever asked me for what year I was born. 290 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:03.759 You want my license, you want to scan it. That 291 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:07.159 I understand, but no one ever asked me, sir. That's 292 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:09.600 what we do. She then, as I'm trying to talk 293 00:16:09.639 --> 00:16:11.799 to her, she keeps talking louder. I said, let me 294 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:15.279 say something. Then another woman sees what's going on. She goes, 295 00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:17.759 so and so don't we always what's the first question 296 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:19.879 we ask people when they're going to buy liquor? Your 297 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:22.559 date of birth? I said, that's not true. It's never 298 00:16:22.559 --> 00:16:24.960 been asking me. You guys are pulling my leg. It's 299 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:28.039 not true. I said, okay, nineteen sixty two. She types 300 00:16:28.080 --> 00:16:30.240 it in and goes okay, and then she starts ringing 301 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:32.240 up the wine. I go, what did that just do? 302 00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:34.320 What did it do? What if I said I was 303 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:37.360 born in twenty eleven, what did that mean? Why would 304 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:39.879 you not? You didn't cross reference it with anything. I 305 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:42.679 could have said any date. But that's okay? What does 306 00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:46.480 that policy mean? Hon? Don't call me hun? Okay, I'm 307 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:48.720 trying to be nice. Okay, but okay, here's the credit 308 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:50.919 card I pay. I start to leave. Then I go, 309 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:52.879 you know why you're pissed off of me? You hate 310 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:55.039 my fucking shirt. You hate this man. I'll tell you 311 00:16:55.039 --> 00:16:57.440 something right now. He's doing more for your fucking people 312 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:00.600 than Obama ever did, so haven't I stay? And I 313 00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:04.839 walked out, well this shirt in public two three times. 314 00:17:05.519 --> 00:17:07.960 A few months ago, I got pepper sprayed and punching 315 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:09.920 the jaw. And now this one's telling me what he was. 316 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:13.319 You know, I'm not gonna take it off. He's our president, 317 00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:16.839 for Christ's sake. But people are still knocking people's maga 318 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:20.279 hats off in restaurants and shit like liberals think they 319 00:17:20.279 --> 00:17:22.480 have every right to knock the hat off your head. 320 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:24.599 I won't get a hat because if someone knocks the 321 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:27.880 hat off my head I will be in jail within 322 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:30.599 a half hour. I'm not gonna take that sitting down 323 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:36.279 touching my shit. No. Anyhow, let's start talking about some stuff. 324 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:39.119 Seventeen minutes in, all I'm doing is gossiping about my life. 325 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:42.000 You know, sometimes I read stories and I can't believe 326 00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:44.440 why they're even in the paper or on websites. I 327 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:48.319 saw this guy on Instagram, given what he calls inside information. 328 00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:51.160 Never saw this guy in my life. He's not an 329 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:54.160 independent journalist. He's just a schmuck on Instagram. But I 330 00:17:54.160 --> 00:17:56.400 want to hear what he asked to say inside information 331 00:17:56.559 --> 00:17:59.240 on Bill Belichick. I talked about this a little bit 332 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:01.880 the other day. Bill Belichick, the foroeming New England Patriots 333 00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:05.960 super Bowl champion coach who's dating young Jordan Hudson with 334 00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:11.000 a forty six or forty nine year age difference. He 335 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:14.039 was interviewed by Tony doaka Peel on CBS News Sunday 336 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:18.160 this morning, and the interview got a little weird, asking 337 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:21.519 how did you and Jordan meet his girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, 338 00:18:21.599 --> 00:18:25.119 the beautiful cheerleaderh blah blah blah, and Bill says, we 339 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:28.279 met on a plane and suddenly Jordan who's off camera, goes, 340 00:18:28.279 --> 00:18:30.759 we're not going to talk about this. Really, I mean 341 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:33.519 for twenty four year old chick, that's pretty that's like 342 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:36.160 wife stuff, like now, we're not talking about this, and 343 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:38.960 Belichick just lets her handle it and she walks over 344 00:18:39.279 --> 00:18:42.119 is that without doing this? And everybody was saying, well, 345 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:44.119 I wonder what that's about. You know, that's pretty wild 346 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:46.200 that a guy who's so important, it's so much of 347 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:50.440 a boss, has this young girl saying the interview is over. 348 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:54.799 So this guy on internet says the reason why that happened. 349 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:59.400 He says, yeah, inside information on why Jordan didn't want 350 00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:03.599 this interview you going any longer. And he basically said 351 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:09.880 that this is crazy that Bill Belichick in the last 352 00:19:09.880 --> 00:19:14.319 decade or so was apparently recruiting cheerleaders for the New 353 00:19:14.359 --> 00:19:19.079 England Patriots who could get close to opposing teams and 354 00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:23.839 their players and find out that team's strategy, what they 355 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:26.519 were planning to do to beat the Patriots. I don't 356 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:30.559 believe this much. I'm not saying Bill Belichick has never cheated, okay, 357 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:33.000 but I think most coaches know how to cheat without 358 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:37.000 being looking too guilty. But this sounds just like too 359 00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:40.359 much bullshit. Asking cheerleaders to get close to the other 360 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:43.119 team's players and find out their strategy. I don't buy it. 361 00:19:44.079 --> 00:19:46.920 I think it's a bullshit story. Either that or Jordan 362 00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:51.079 Hudson and the other girls didn't get good enough information 363 00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:54.000 because the Patriots went eight and nine and four and 364 00:19:54.119 --> 00:19:58.319 thirteen the final two seasons. I know, I don't know 365 00:19:58.359 --> 00:20:01.920 what these cheerleaders weren't obviously getting good information because the 366 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:05.599 pats were losing. So but you know, this is what's 367 00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:13.079 out there. Nobody on Instagram posted this story. I mean, 368 00:20:13.640 --> 00:20:16.720 the person who posted this story Instagram said he had 369 00:20:16.759 --> 00:20:20.079 inside information. I don't remember his name. I don't know. 370 00:20:20.400 --> 00:20:22.720 He doesn't work for a paper or an organization. It's 371 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:25.119 just some schmuck who wants to throw out a theory. 372 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:28.880 Just be careful. A lot of experts out there who 373 00:20:28.880 --> 00:20:35.000 don't know shit. The other news that broke today, which 374 00:20:35.039 --> 00:20:39.519 I don't always believe, but okay, I'll give this a 375 00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:42.720 little bit of my attention. There's a theory out there 376 00:20:42.799 --> 00:20:48.079 that says that P Diddy has convinced his attorneys that 377 00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:52.720 he wants to plead insanity in his upcoming federal sex trial, 378 00:20:52.720 --> 00:20:58.160 which starts May fifth. That's quite a dramatic defense strategy 379 00:20:58.680 --> 00:21:02.799 to argue that he was mentally incapable of committing these 380 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:07.079 crimes because of heavy drug and alcohol use. Never heard 381 00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:11.079 this kind of defense, but there were newly filed court 382 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:17.039 documents that say part of Ditty's legal team strategy involves 383 00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:21.640 having a doctor who is a Columbia professor from Columbia 384 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:30.000 University testify about Didty's mental state. But federal prosecutors they're 385 00:21:30.039 --> 00:21:34.960 pushing back hard against the move because they're calling it irrelevant, improper, 386 00:21:35.359 --> 00:21:42.200 and basically come on ridiculous. The prosecution recently filed their 387 00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:46.519 opposition to the proposed testimony, and even though there's a 388 00:21:46.519 --> 00:21:51.599 lot of information surrounding Didty's mental condition, but a lot 389 00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:56.519 of it's been redacted. There's some clues out there, but 390 00:21:56.599 --> 00:21:59.839 we can't we're not able to read them. But they 391 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:04.480 claim that Didty's defense wants the doctor to explain that 392 00:22:04.559 --> 00:22:08.640 the guy had a mental condition bearing on the issue 393 00:22:08.680 --> 00:22:14.400 of guilt, specifically suggesting that substance abuse may have impaired 394 00:22:14.440 --> 00:22:17.480 his ability to control his behavior at the time of 395 00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:20.680 these alleged offenses. I hate it to say alleged. I 396 00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:24.039 hate it. We all know what happened now, as we know, 397 00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:28.440 the federal indictment accuses Diddy of not only committing a 398 00:22:28.480 --> 00:22:33.519 string of horrifyingly violent and course of acts, but also 399 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:38.160 the drugging of his victims into submission during these freak costs. 400 00:22:38.839 --> 00:22:42.359 And now the defense appears to be arguing that Didty 401 00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:47.039