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Speaker 1: Ken Grats Florida Gators, Florida Gator fans, Gator Nation on
Speaker 1: the team's big win last night, walking down their third
Speaker 1: national championship in men's college hoops.
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Speaker 1: Talking to Mike the Bulldog Biyonchi are sports guru who
Speaker 1: is there and was there to witness it, in person
Speaker 1: in San Antonio last night. He'll join us for the
Speaker 1: sports page next hour. Let's start off with the sports
Speaker 1: related story, shall we I like it? How about high
Speaker 1: school baseball junior varsity baseball. This would be at La
Speaker 1: Cueva High School in Rio Rancho, New Mexico. A student
Speaker 1: athlete is facing fifteen counts of battery after well, what
Speaker 1: did he do? For whatever reason, he decided it would
Speaker 1: be a good idea, and it sounds like his teammates
Speaker 1: might have egged him on to do this and they
Speaker 1: were all in on it, as he allegedly urinated in
Speaker 1: the opposing team's water cooler before the game.
Speaker 2: That's just a little bit of you know, a little
Speaker 2: ribbon and hijinks until of course you process it and
Speaker 2: an authorities process that you urinated in something else's drink. Wow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, all the opposing team members are gonna have
Speaker 1: to be tested and seeing if anything funky happened. But
Speaker 1: he's looking at least fifteen counts of battery as there
Speaker 1: were fifteen players on the opposing JV team.
Speaker 2: Seriously, you think of those years when you were that
Speaker 2: age and the dumb stuff that you did, and something
Speaker 2: like that seems just ah, this is awesome. And you
Speaker 2: know kind of like you know, a little punch in
Speaker 2: the ribs as a joke.
Speaker 1: You mean, like peeing in a day's worth of rice
Speaker 1: that was prepared to be served to customers at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: No idea what you're talking about anyway, I digress. So
Speaker 2: it seems like, oh, innocent, but yeah, you got hep
Speaker 2: or any of that stuff that's happened in the past,
Speaker 2: like office worker going into the restroom in something and.
Speaker 3: Having flashbacks to that movie The Hollywood Nights.
Speaker 2: Which one was that I know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you. I don't know if you've
Speaker 3: seen it or not. New Bomb Turk.
Speaker 2: I was in the Punch. Oh yeah, my d was
Speaker 2: in the Punch.
Speaker 3: Is there somebody named Dick?
Speaker 2: Now? The funny thing is, is you know what I
Speaker 2: know about that movie. I didn't see it. It's because
Speaker 2: of you and that New Bomb Turk And that phrase
Speaker 2: right there, fantastic. I've heard that over the almost thirty
Speaker 2: years we've worked together. I've heard that many a times.
Speaker 3: This fantastic movie.
Speaker 2: All right, that is comparable to where in I believe
Speaker 2: it was Porky's The Lesbian Coach. Well, okay, I can't
Speaker 2: say that, but I don't know that she was lesbian,
Speaker 2: but it seemed, you know, she was cool anyway, said
Speaker 2: had them all do a lineup with They're Wieners out
Speaker 2: because I remember the one guy had a.
Speaker 3: Mole on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was I know it wasn't Porky's Why did
Speaker 2: I just say that? At two two five, two six,
Speaker 2: they'll tell me.
Speaker 1: All right, I fell short yesterday. I failed you all.
Speaker 1: I did not bring a U pat you did not.
Speaker 1: You did not fail us.
Speaker 2: If there's not a headline of the week every there
Speaker 2: can't be every day. But I'm ready to tape when
Speaker 2: you are. You tell me why.
Speaker 1: I look at this as a bit of a challenge
Speaker 1: and also at the same time a competition, because you
Speaker 1: know I've told you all this over the years. I'm
Speaker 1: a huge fan of a well crafted headline that really
Speaker 1: gets your attention and gives you an idea what you're
Speaker 1: gonna be reading. In the body story.
Speaker 2: He's talking about a headline of the week. Give it
Speaker 2: to me on three to go. Is death grip syndrome
Speaker 2: actually real? And can it harm your penis?
Speaker 3: Wow? That was deep.
Speaker 2: I thought death grip would be grabbing your heart.
Speaker 3: That's just the gripper.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is death grip syndrome, which apparently has been
Speaker 1: circulated in the Urban Dictionary of Things for a while now.
Speaker 1: It's it's exactly what it implies. It involves self manipulation
Speaker 1: to getting a little over rambunctious for dudes during the
Speaker 1: self manipulation session.
Speaker 2: Like are you talking hanging by by something you know,
Speaker 2: just being so like I'm talking about like was rumored
Speaker 2: of Rodman last week on April Fools. No self erotic
Speaker 2: whatever itixphyxiation.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, nothing like that. This is just saying
Speaker 1: that if you do it too rigorously on a regular basis,
Speaker 1: you could develop something called death grip syndrome, which will
Speaker 1: actually potentially cause you issues when there's someone else involved
Speaker 1: in your manipulation.
Speaker 2: Okay, get my idea or my drift here. This is
Speaker 2: nobody pay attention to a word. He just said that.
Speaker 2: That is complete. Yes, that Pat, I'm telling you, that's
Speaker 2: just like, oh, you're gonna grow hair on your palms
Speaker 2: or things like that. Now, uh huh.
Speaker 1: From what I'm reading here, it actually doesn't believe you're
Speaker 1: not gonna ruin masturbation.
Speaker 2: I'm with the headline.
Speaker 1: I bring this information and present it you as individuals,
Speaker 1: can come to your own conclusions. Taco apparently is a
Speaker 1: gripper and doesn't want to face the potential pitfalls of
Speaker 1: intense grippage.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying grip and rip it. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying it, don't ruin things that we can still do.
Speaker 1: As Oh, you can still do it. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: kill you or at all. Get right right, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's healthy to do it. It's just if you get
Speaker 1: a little too rambunctious you could run into some potential issues.
Speaker 2: I feel odd talking about this with you. At two
Speaker 2: two two six, somebody's said, miss Freeman, is that who
Speaker 2: did the d in the punch? Or that was probably
Speaker 2: Porky's the one that was identifying the the Wieners. Somebody
Speaker 2: else texts in a complete heathen wife has a death
Speaker 2: grip syndrome with her mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hey, there's been God bless you, sir, friends
Speaker 1: spit a look on a customer's pizza for being a
Speaker 1: dick to staff.
Speaker 2: Hell Hollywood Nights quote, I've had that taste in my
Speaker 2: mouth before.
Speaker 1: Does have sort of a wang to it. You're with
Speaker 1: me we're right there. You've got to see that movie, Taco.
Speaker 1: You'd love it.
Speaker 2: I really would. But is it? Is it too Oh
Speaker 2: it's seventies.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll look at I could just look at I
Speaker 2: could just google Hollywood Knights and it would tell me,
Speaker 2: you know what I need to know.
Speaker 1: Just and finally there's this, a refreshing change from the
Speaker 1: regular run of the mill kids stuck the Claw Machine
Speaker 1: arcade game story. This is a little crime racket of
Speaker 1: three brothers.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd probably like this movie.
Speaker 1: The two older brothers, and I have this video clip
Speaker 1: of this on our Facebook page. JA our facebook page.
Speaker 1: Two older brothers stuffed their little brother in through the
Speaker 1: price shoot of the arcade claw machine. Kid pops up
Speaker 1: inside and then starts jamming everything out through the hole
Speaker 1: to his brothers. They clean the whole thing out, then
Speaker 1: the kid slides out. Tada, we're done. We didn't spend
Speaker 1: a quarter on this thing, and we're taking all the goods.
Speaker 2: We didn't spend a quarter on this thing, and we
Speaker 2: walked away with three dollars and seventy five cents. Where
Speaker 2: they're crap exactly good stuff.
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