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<v Speaker 1>One with Linchintaco on Orlando's rock station one O one

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your chance to win one thousand dollars thirteen different times.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, at the end of that last one, what

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<v Speaker 2>do we have three days in a row? Three? That

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<v Speaker 2>was cool.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll try to break that record. You will try to

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<v Speaker 3>break that record. Actually start next week.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it might have been four, could be.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow Again, before we get into idiotology on a serious note,

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<v Speaker 1>Ken Grats Florida Gators, Florida Gator fans, Gator Nation on

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<v Speaker 1>the team's big win last night, walking down their third

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<v Speaker 1>national championship in men's college hoops.

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<v Speaker 3>That's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking to Mike the Bulldog Biyonchi are sports guru who

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<v Speaker 1>is there and was there to witness it, in person

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<v Speaker 1>in San Antonio last night. He'll join us for the

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<v Speaker 1>sports page next hour. Let's start off with the sports

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<v Speaker 1>related story, shall we I like it? How about high

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<v Speaker 1>school baseball junior varsity baseball. This would be at La

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<v Speaker 1>Cueva High School in Rio Rancho, New Mexico. A student

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<v Speaker 1>athlete is facing fifteen counts of battery after well, what

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<v Speaker 1>did he do? For whatever reason, he decided it would

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<v Speaker 1>be a good idea, and it sounds like his teammates

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<v Speaker 1>might have egged him on to do this and they

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<v Speaker 1>were all in on it, as he allegedly urinated in

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<v Speaker 1>the opposing team's water cooler before the game.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just a little bit of you know, a little

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<v Speaker 2>ribbon and hijinks until of course you process it and

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<v Speaker 2>an authorities process that you urinated in something else's drink. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, all the opposing team members are gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to be tested and seeing if anything funky happened. But

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<v Speaker 1>he's looking at least fifteen counts of battery as there

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<v Speaker 1>were fifteen players on the opposing JV team.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, you think of those years when you were that

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<v Speaker 2>age and the dumb stuff that you did, and something

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<v Speaker 2>like that seems just ah, this is awesome. And you

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<v Speaker 2>know kind of like you know, a little punch in

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<v Speaker 2>the ribs as a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean, like peeing in a day's worth of rice

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<v Speaker 1>that was prepared to be served to customers at a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>No idea what you're talking about anyway, I digress. So

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<v Speaker 2>it seems like, oh, innocent, but yeah, you got hep

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<v Speaker 2>or any of that stuff that's happened in the past,

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<v Speaker 2>like office worker going into the restroom in something and.

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<v Speaker 3>Having flashbacks to that movie The Hollywood Nights.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one was that I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you. I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 3>seen it or not. New Bomb Turk.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the Punch. Oh yeah, my d was

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<v Speaker 2>in the Punch.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there somebody named Dick?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? The funny thing is, is you know what I

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<v Speaker 2>know about that movie. I didn't see it. It's because

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<v Speaker 2>of you and that New Bomb Turk And that phrase

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<v Speaker 2>right there, fantastic. I've heard that over the almost thirty

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<v Speaker 2>years we've worked together. I've heard that many a times.

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<v Speaker 3>This fantastic movie.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that is comparable to where in I believe

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<v Speaker 2>it was Porky's The Lesbian Coach. Well, okay, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>say that, but I don't know that she was lesbian,

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<v Speaker 2>but it seemed, you know, she was cool anyway, said

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<v Speaker 2>had them all do a lineup with They're Wieners out

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<v Speaker 2>because I remember the one guy had a.

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<v Speaker 3>Mole on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was I know it wasn't Porky's Why did

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<v Speaker 2>I just say that? At two two five, two six,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I fell short yesterday. I failed you all.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not bring a U pat you did not.

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<v Speaker 1>You did not fail us.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's not a headline of the week every there

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<v Speaker 2>can't be every day. But I'm ready to tape when

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<v Speaker 2>you are. You tell me why.

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<v Speaker 1>I look at this as a bit of a challenge

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<v Speaker 1>and also at the same time a competition, because you

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<v Speaker 1>know I've told you all this over the years. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a huge fan of a well crafted headline that really

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<v Speaker 1>gets your attention and gives you an idea what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be reading. In the body story.

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<v Speaker 2>He's talking about a headline of the week. Give it

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<v Speaker 2>to me on three to go. Is death grip syndrome

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<v Speaker 2>actually real? And can it harm your penis?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow? That was deep.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought death grip would be grabbing your heart.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just the gripper.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is death grip syndrome, which apparently has been

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<v Speaker 1>circulated in the Urban Dictionary of Things for a while now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's exactly what it implies. It involves self manipulation

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<v Speaker 1>to getting a little over rambunctious for dudes during the

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<v Speaker 1>self manipulation session.

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<v Speaker 2>Like are you talking hanging by by something you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just being so like I'm talking about like was rumored

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<v Speaker 2>of Rodman last week on April Fools. No self erotic

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<v Speaker 2>whatever itixphyxiation.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, nothing like that. This is just saying

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<v Speaker 1>that if you do it too rigorously on a regular basis,

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<v Speaker 1>you could develop something called death grip syndrome, which will

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<v Speaker 1>actually potentially cause you issues when there's someone else involved

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<v Speaker 1>in your manipulation.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, get my idea or my drift here. This is

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<v Speaker 2>nobody pay attention to a word. He just said that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is complete. Yes, that Pat, I'm telling you, that's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, oh, you're gonna grow hair on your palms

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<v Speaker 2>or things like that. Now, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>From what I'm reading here, it actually doesn't believe you're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna ruin masturbation.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with the headline.

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<v Speaker 1>I bring this information and present it you as individuals,

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<v Speaker 1>can come to your own conclusions. Taco apparently is a

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<v Speaker 1>gripper and doesn't want to face the potential pitfalls of

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<v Speaker 1>intense grippage.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not saying grip and rip it. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>saying it, don't ruin things that we can still do.

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<v Speaker 1>As Oh, you can still do it. It's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>kill you or at all. Get right right, No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's healthy to do it. It's just if you get

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<v Speaker 1>a little too rambunctious you could run into some potential issues.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel odd talking about this with you. At two

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<v Speaker 2>two two six, somebody's said, miss Freeman, is that who

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<v Speaker 2>did the d in the punch? Or that was probably

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<v Speaker 2>Porky's the one that was identifying the the Wieners. Somebody

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<v Speaker 2>else texts in a complete heathen wife has a death

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<v Speaker 2>grip syndrome with her mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but hey, there's been God bless you, sir, friends

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<v Speaker 1>spit a look on a customer's pizza for being a

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<v Speaker 1>dick to staff.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell Hollywood Nights quote, I've had that taste in my

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<v Speaker 2>mouth before.

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<v Speaker 1>Does have sort of a wang to it. You're with

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<v Speaker 1>me we're right there. You've got to see that movie, Taco.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I really would. But is it? Is it too Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it's seventies.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll look at I could just look at I

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<v Speaker 2>could just google Hollywood Knights and it would tell me,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Just and finally there's this, a refreshing change from the

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<v Speaker 1>regular run of the mill kids stuck the Claw Machine

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<v Speaker 1>arcade game story. This is a little crime racket of

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<v Speaker 1>three brothers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'd probably like this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>The two older brothers, and I have this video clip

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<v Speaker 1>of this on our Facebook page. JA our facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Two older brothers stuffed their little brother in through the

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<v Speaker 1>price shoot of the arcade claw machine. Kid pops up

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<v Speaker 1>inside and then starts jamming everything out through the hole

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<v Speaker 1>to his brothers. They clean the whole thing out, then

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<v Speaker 1>the kid slides out. Tada, we're done. We didn't spend

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<v Speaker 1>a quarter on this thing, and we're taking all the goods.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't spend a quarter on this thing, and we

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<v Speaker 2>walked away with three dollars and seventy five cents. Where

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<v Speaker 2>they're crap exactly good stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Linden Taco on demand download the iHeartRadio app HI. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to the