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Speaker 1: Night football. We're gonna be out for select games this season.
Speaker 1: Tonight is one of those select games. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: in Sanford at Comband Alive starting at six pregaming.
Speaker 2: Hope to see you there, even if you're you know,
Speaker 2: in the Longwood or hell. I'm coming from Maitland Ford.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a damn good time. Come from anywhere.
Speaker 2: We'll be there six to eight ahead of the game.
Speaker 2: We don't interfere with your football watching goodness, but we
Speaker 2: you know, get up and give away some stuff in advance,
Speaker 2: enjoy a few cold ones, and generally have a nice
Speaker 2: uh launch into the weekend. Get an early start on
Speaker 2: your weekend. I remember being there last year, was the
Speaker 2: first time I had been there since the big remodel.
Speaker 2: Remember we were both out there and it was like
Speaker 2: it was it was a good vibe, man. So come
Speaker 2: out Comban a live six date. We're gonna have great
Speaker 2: concert tickets, b w O stickers while they last, and
Speaker 2: a good time and bucket specials. Duh.
Speaker 1: Obviously, the man hunt has been underway now for over
Speaker 1: a week looking for Joseph Couch, the suspected shooter who
Speaker 1: is taking target practice on random vehicles whizzing by on
Speaker 1: a rural stretch of I seventy five in Kentucky and.
Speaker 2: Told his wife or girlfriend, whatever it was, that he's
Speaker 2: not gonna come out alive. He's gonna end things for
Speaker 2: many people, including himself.
Speaker 1: Said he was looking to kill a bunch of people. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then you take himself out as well.
Speaker 2: They find him dead, get.
Speaker 1: The man hunt. Folks involved, the law enforcement agencies and
Speaker 1: whatnot were not successful in finding him, and they had
Speaker 1: two random YouTubers find the guy. What They didn't send
Speaker 1: the Beast out there, did they? Mister Beast had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with this. This is this couple that has
Speaker 1: a U Tube channel, you know, because everyone does now.
Speaker 1: They were out there just live streaming. So we'll see
Speaker 1: if we can find him YouTube. I'm not poop were YouTubers.
Speaker 1: I'm making the point here that, uh, basically a couple
Speaker 1: of do it yourselfers, we're able to do what this
Speaker 1: massive man hunt wasn't. So how do they pull it off?
Speaker 1: I mean, just look for the vulture circling dude, he
Speaker 1: was dead. Oh yeah, he's there, Uh, in the process
Speaker 1: of confirming DNA because well, apparently he made good on
Speaker 1: his pledge to do that shortly thereafter and has been
Speaker 1: out in the you know, the hot human conditions for
Speaker 1: you know, over a week at this point.
Speaker 2: And the circling vultures have been hovering over him eating
Speaker 2: him at the same I don't know that there were
Speaker 2: circling vultures.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying if that was me out there looking
Speaker 1: through a heavily wooded area for you, thinking the guy
Speaker 1: is often so, I'd be looking at the skies the
Speaker 1: vultures are zeroed in. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because then going to see him in a tree
Speaker 2: as well, he's hanging.
Speaker 1: He wasn't in a tree. He was just just onund
Speaker 1: I said, You'd be.
Speaker 2: Looking at the sky for the vultures, and I'd be
Speaker 2: looking at for a dude hanging himself. He just said,
Speaker 2: I am done.
Speaker 1: I had a.
Speaker 2: Visual when you were talking about you know, Discover or
Speaker 2: pat there. I had a visual of you walking around
Speaker 2: those woods, sweating your ass off, and I'm right behind
Speaker 2: you saying, dude, this sucks ball, this is crazy. What
Speaker 2: do we do when this guy's got a rifle. Who
Speaker 2: was we got families at home. Let's just say we
Speaker 2: tried clicks dude, clicks man man.
Speaker 1: So, uh, it's not one hundred percent confirmed, but it's him.
Speaker 1: It's him. I was marveled up. Vultures. Back to the
Speaker 1: vultures thing. Their their little game they play, you know,
Speaker 1: keeping our roadways clean.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: I know it gets great.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: They're they're so strategic now and know that you know,
Speaker 1: they get to wait for they look left and right
Speaker 1: and left again before dodging out there and gradually pulling
Speaker 1: that carcass out of the travel lanes. Uh huh, and
Speaker 1: then having you know, the carcass party on the side
Speaker 1: of the road. You notice that, God do they have
Speaker 1: the new guys, the new vultures do that to the
Speaker 1: move to get it out of the road, and no
Speaker 1: or the seasoned veteran vultures.
Speaker 2: It's not like a gang. It's not like a you know,
Speaker 2: they beat in and they beat you out, none of that.
Speaker 2: It's you know, I was talking about that the other day,
Speaker 2: those vultures when I we did the Pitmasters and Poors.
Speaker 2: Great event if you've never been to it, wow, awesome.
Speaker 2: But I walked out of the hotel and there were
Speaker 2: big ass vultures up on the chimney drying, and these
Speaker 2: tourists are looking up. What is there an eagle? Is
Speaker 2: that that's a turkey vulture? Bird? Bird watching? Bob came
Speaker 2: out again, past.
Speaker 1: Did you have your pant flit in your front pocket? No?
Speaker 2: I did not. Uh.
Speaker 1: Ok, that's a whole nother story. Yeah. So Hershey's, the
Speaker 1: Hershey's Chocolate Company has experienced a well a seventeen drop
Speaker 1: in revenue. Seventeen percent drop in revenue.
Speaker 2: Well they have, they have a hallowe income up. They're good.
Speaker 1: Well, no, overall they're down seventeen they have.
Speaker 2: They're going to bounce back.
Speaker 1: While they're looking to bounce back by exploring other revenue opportunities.
Speaker 1: They're getting into protein powder game. Now Hershey's protein powder.
Speaker 1: Uh that will taste like Reese's peanut buttercups. They're also
Speaker 1: going to have one that tastes like bubble Yum, and
Speaker 1: three different Jolly Rancher flavored energy drinks as a team
Speaker 1: with C four who C four already has like a
Speaker 1: Skittles flavored deal. They do, so this is Skittles is
Speaker 1: a competing company. I think that's Mars.
Speaker 2: Anybody in that game should definitely do the protein powder.
Speaker 2: That's big, you know, but I think you should do
Speaker 2: little pouches like this pat like, you know, kind of
Speaker 2: like a squeeze pouch. Like you'll see apple sauce and
Speaker 2: call them Hershey squirts that I'd buy it just to
Speaker 2: put it on at home on the Hey, honey, you
Speaker 2: grabbed me a Hershey squirt? Would they?
Speaker 1: I've got a Hershey's.
Speaker 2: I said it first. I know it's your name, but
Speaker 2: we could market you know, dude, I'm a YouTuber. That's
Speaker 2: pretty brilliant. Oly, Yeah it is. His little pouches are
Speaker 2: good man. That makes apple sauce like edible, you know,
Speaker 2: just anything you just squeeze in your mouth. Cogurt, who
Speaker 2: wants a younger? You gonna shake it up? Kett a spoon,
Speaker 2: give me a gagert. Sure it's kids food to some,
Speaker 2: but to you, nanny, nanny do do or booboo stick
Speaker 2: you ahead and do it? Yeah, the kids saying because
Speaker 2: I'm a kid. Uh.
Speaker 1: This app has been around, I think since May for
Speaker 1: a limited group of folks, but now it's available pretty
Speaker 1: much for anyone with a smart device. It's an AI
Speaker 1: powered app called death Clock.
Speaker 2: Is this when the world's gonna end?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, this is when your world's gonna end.
Speaker 2: Who the hell would have something that's depressing or.
Speaker 1: Now you take it that way, but the intent is
Speaker 1: the exact opposite. With death Clock, what you do is
Speaker 1: you input a series of answers to questions concerning your
Speaker 1: health and lifestyle, and based on your responses, death Clock
Speaker 1: will then guestimate your h your time of demise, and
Speaker 1: literally spit out a specific day and year based on
Speaker 1: the data that the AI is fed by the users.
Speaker 1: You forty dollars a year subscription for this.
Speaker 2: You want to give all your infod A huh no, Well,
Speaker 2: why don't we just say, hey, here's my social people
Speaker 2: look me up, because that's what's gonna happen. Your email's
Speaker 2: off the charts and somebody's sitting back there, Pat, I'm
Speaker 2: back in the place, smoking a cigar as the time guesser,
Speaker 2: you know the time of demise. I'm the guy in charge,
Speaker 2: going that's me puffing on a cigar, hashing.
Speaker 1: In on the forty dollars a year subscriptions, Living high on.
Speaker 2: The hog and new sound effect. There we're gonna give
Speaker 2: this one. Let's let's make them feel good ninety nine
Speaker 2: like the Red Balloon song let Me ask you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's about death. I don't want to know if you
Speaker 2: were able to know, No, I don't want to know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: who would Why I said it's morbid? Who?
Speaker 1: There are people?
Speaker 2: I bet because they want to make the most of
Speaker 2: every last minute when they find out. But remember, if
Speaker 2: you ever do this, sorry death clock, I invented the
Speaker 2: Hershey squirts, Well listen you just there's some guy sitting
Speaker 2: back there allegedly puffing a cigar. Gone. Oh, let's freak
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