Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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Speaker 2: Well, here we are. This is the Gas Weekend Fix. Yes,
Speaker 2: in addition to the normal twenty hours of content that
Speaker 2: we try to produce every week for the regular show,
Speaker 2: this Gas Weekend Fix is stuff that we wouldn't be
Speaker 2: able to get to during the you know what are
Speaker 2: regular jobs. And a couple of weeks ago, we did
Speaker 2: an event out at Bravery Brewing up in Lancaster. Shout
Speaker 2: out to Bart and everybody up there at Bravery, and
Speaker 2: we had an idea where we were going to allow
Speaker 2: people to ask us questions. And we got through some
Speaker 2: of the questions while we were there and did the
Speaker 2: last Weekend Fix or the one a couple of weekends
Speaker 2: ago at Bravery Brewing, and we had some other questions
Speaker 2: that were left over that.
Speaker 1: We believe kept these I mean, these pieces of paper
Speaker 1: are there. They've been abused, they've been through some things,
Speaker 1: they've seen the wars of a news and bruise.
Speaker 2: They do smell like you smell them. You could just
Speaker 2: get the get the aroma smell a little bit like piss.
Speaker 1: This is like when I asked you to smell my
Speaker 1: pants the other day.
Speaker 2: This is nothing like that. Just to be clear, I'm
Speaker 2: still a little shaken by that. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: if there's ever been a time in my life when
Speaker 2: I have been asked to smell someone else's pants. Well, welcome,
Speaker 2: you're in the right. They have an equal amount of questions.
Speaker 2: You have five, I have five. Let's let's get through something. Okay.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to go first? Yes, you go first.
Speaker 1: These are cute little pieces of paper.
Speaker 2: By the way. By the way, they're wonderful.
Speaker 1: They say gas weekend fixed and there's a little logo.
Speaker 1: This ask us a question, all right, when are Shannon
Speaker 1: and Gary paying for a cruise for their fans?
Speaker 2: Like John Cobelt.
Speaker 1: Okay, First of all, Johnson paid for a ham sandwich
Speaker 1: for any of y'all.
Speaker 2: John is not paying for that cruise. I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's another one for Conway as well. Kaway has not
Speaker 2: footing the bill for that. That's not how that works. Well,
Speaker 2: we don't make money. Well, there's that. But second of.
Speaker 1: All, even if we did, we would spend it. We
Speaker 1: would take our family on a cruise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't even do that. No, the idea that
Speaker 2: and it's not. John's not going on a cruise, if
Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken, He's on a He's flying to Iceland.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean also wonderful, right, which would be great.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the way those trips work, I think is
Speaker 1: that the listeners pay and it's just a trip that
Speaker 1: you would probably take anyway.
Speaker 2: But we're going with John.
Speaker 1: So you get to see the fact that John Bias
Speaker 1: is underwear and bulk from Lake Arrowhead.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you get to see that, but
Speaker 2: that would come.
Speaker 1: Up smell your pants situation happens and the underwear is revealed.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Here's a question this one. It says,
Speaker 2: question for Shannon, who is going to win the World
Speaker 2: Series this year?
Speaker 1: Oh? Hmm, the New York Mets. Okay, is that a
Speaker 1: viable guest?
Speaker 2: Sure? Okay, I don't know why it wouldn't be. Who
Speaker 2: do you think is going to win the World Series?
Speaker 2: I don't think the Dodgers are going to win the
Speaker 2: World Series. And I know they were the favorite obviously
Speaker 2: going into it. They've had serious problems keeping pictures healthy.
Speaker 1: Pitching health is a problem, and I know that everyone's
Speaker 1: going to come back after their various ailments and surgeries
Speaker 1: and things, and it will be the right time. And
Speaker 1: I love that Shohatani when we get him the playoffs
Speaker 1: doesn't get counted as a pitcher because he plays. He's
Speaker 1: a two way player and all of that. I love
Speaker 1: all of it. On paper, it sounds great in the
Speaker 1: offense is incredible, slights out when it chooses to surface.
Speaker 1: But it's just it's really hard to win the World Series,
Speaker 1: and to win it repeatedly.
Speaker 2: It's rare for that that uh, what do you call it?
Speaker 2: It's rare for the number one choice preseason to ever
Speaker 2: become the champion exactly season. There's a lot that goes on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I don't know. I would say Detroit Detroit has
Speaker 2: been sort of a surprise because they have the best record.
Speaker 1: In basement, suddenly, I want a mustache and a fast
Speaker 1: sports car.
Speaker 2: Okay, Red Ferrari, is that right? Yes?
Speaker 1: Magnum p I is is that the car that talks?
Speaker 2: Is that kid? That's a different show? Ah? What show
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 1: Night writer?
Speaker 2: Night Writer?
Speaker 1: And who's in that one besides the car?
Speaker 2: David Hasselhoff. Ah, so you were too young? I mean
Speaker 2: that was, So, what's the.
Speaker 1: Deal with the with the guy with the stash and
Speaker 1: the Detroit Tigers hat?
Speaker 2: He was a private investigator magnum pi ah, and he
Speaker 2: had a car as well, Yes, the Red Ferrari.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, cars were a very big deal going up.
Speaker 1: They were their own characters, Hazard, the general Lee, the Transformers,
Speaker 1: go on, what's your next one? Uh, my brother is
Speaker 1: somewhere ending my life with a boodoo doll? Would a
Speaker 1: frozen booger cut glass? Did Gary have to do the
Speaker 1: casting couch for all male theater? That's ever we've ever
Speaker 1: referred to it as all male theater, no adult theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not all male theater. You know, I that woman.
Speaker 1: I watched a woman all up on you for at
Speaker 1: least twenty five minutes in your last production.
Speaker 2: It was like it was I'm in the front row.
Speaker 1: You're like right at the beginning of the stage whatever
Speaker 1: that's called front stage, backstage. I know, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like nearsighted, far decided. It's very confusing, and you're sitting
Speaker 1: there and she's basically on your.
Speaker 2: Lap and it's weird.
Speaker 1: Not she never we all had to sit there and
Speaker 1: just sit in it and watch it, and it was
Speaker 1: like watching porn with your parents.
Speaker 2: Off how you know?
Speaker 1: I don't, but I didn't like it anyway.
Speaker 2: The other question, can a frozen booger cut glass? Right?
Speaker 1: Have you ever frozen your book? Have you ever kept
Speaker 1: a booger? Have you ever frozen it? Have you ever
Speaker 1: tried to cut glass with it?
Speaker 2: I have done none of those things. Good bad combinations.
Speaker 1: He comes up with that question. By the way, that's
Speaker 1: a we should flag this person, it says priest from
Speaker 1: a priest. Okay, we should flag that person as a
Speaker 1: security risk for the United States of America.
Speaker 2: Jake writes, as a person with autism, how many people
Speaker 2: have you met on the spectrum? And what is your
Speaker 2: experience with them?
Speaker 1: So I've said this numerous times. I watch love on
Speaker 1: the spectrum and the overriding feeling I walk away with
Speaker 1: is we are all somewhere on the spectrum. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: all have spectrum tendencies or what have you.
Speaker 2: I have a cousin. I don't remember if I've explained
Speaker 2: this before. I have a cousin who I grew up with,
Speaker 2: and we spent a lot of time together, and there
Speaker 2: were characteristics about this cousin of mine that were they
Speaker 2: were weird. I didn't think it that much about him
Speaker 2: until maybe within the last year or two, having a
Speaker 2: discussion with my sisters about our family, just kind of
Speaker 2: who's in the family, et cetera, and autism came up
Speaker 2: and they said, well, you know, you know he's autistic, right,
Speaker 2: And my mind was blown. Now it's not that we
Speaker 2: know that he was diagnosed with autism, it's that all
Speaker 2: of those characteristics and personality things that were slightly odd
Speaker 2: to us at the time would be perfectly described as
Speaker 2: somebody on the autism spectrum. And it was mind blowing
Speaker 2: because it explained so much about his just behaviors. Nothing negative,
Speaker 2: nothing outwardly you know, bad about any of it. It
Speaker 2: was just different. One specific thing was he really hated
Speaker 2: having his picture taken and did never wanted to sit still,
Speaker 2: never wanted to look at the camera, never wanted to
Speaker 2: do a family picture or a kid's picture, none of it.
Speaker 2: Never never did he like having his picture taken, which
Speaker 2: was such a weird thing to me, and that you know,
Speaker 2: may be explained from.
Speaker 1: Well, especially for you, because well, you love to get
Speaker 1: your picture taken.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: It's one of those reasons why you're an adult theater.
Speaker 1: Go on, now, we've got naked pictures of you on
Speaker 1: our Instagram.
Speaker 2: Semi semi right, Where did you lose your virginity? Where
Speaker 2: is the place? What place to do lose your virgin
Speaker 2: The state of California?
Speaker 1: Yes, I will say the state of California. Okay, I
Speaker 1: do remember. Never mind, that's too far.
Speaker 2: What I mean, this is the time you're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna do it, you might as well. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: Do you remember what time of day it was? Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you was that what you were going to say?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What were you going to say? Do you remember the
Speaker 2: license plate of the car you were in? There was
Speaker 2: a cross on the wall.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never told.
Speaker 1: That in my whole life. Like, I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever told my girlfriends this story at the time.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Like, I'm probably during bright Red you are.
Speaker 2: But it's funny that you I remember you were conscious
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: The Good Lord quite.
Speaker 2: Literally, Shannon. What was your favorite part of Yellowstone?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you mean the place? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, okay, that makes more sense.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's kind of hard to pinpoint it.
Speaker 1: I would say a place that I.
Speaker 2: Don't remember the name of.
Speaker 1: It was one of the geyser pools, like the Grand Guyserpool,
Speaker 1: Grand Prism, something of that nature, which with the steam
Speaker 1: coming up and like the turquoise water, you know, emanating
Speaker 1: from the Earth's core. It was all quite beautiful. I
Speaker 1: loved all the open space. I loved the Grand Canyon
Speaker 1: of Yellowstone as well.
Speaker 2: Beautiful.
Speaker 1: I loved all of it. I love the moose, and
Speaker 1: I love the elk, and I love the bison and
Speaker 1: the buffalo.
Speaker 2: And I like ducks, and I like monkeys, and I
Speaker 2: like birds. Proving my point.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
Speaker 1: This is from Michelle. I can tell by her penmanship
Speaker 1: if I was an animal, Yeah, what animal would you be?
Speaker 2: No, I would say something that would fly, most often
Speaker 2: a bird, although there are other things that can fly
Speaker 2: that are not birds, interesting, like squirrels.
Speaker 1: It's funny you say that because you pooh pooh, you
Speaker 1: shit on go on my bird news all the time.
Speaker 2: It is ironic, isn't it. We talk about.
Speaker 1: Birds and you get this uncomfortable look on your face.
Speaker 2: And it's because now we know why avian self loathing.
Speaker 2: You want to be a bird. I do. I'm a bird.
Speaker 2: If I'm a bird, you're a bird bird? What did
Speaker 2: you want to be? What animal?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, you got a drill down on this bird.
Speaker 1: Are you a predator? Are you a songbird?
Speaker 2: Are you an aquatic bird? I would have some majesty
Speaker 2: to me, So I would say a larger hawk, falcon,
Speaker 2: something like that. Good strong wingspan, but I can reach
Speaker 2: some specific speeds. What about a great blue heron? Nah?
Speaker 2: Too slow, slow, flame and slow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound like love on the spectrum, right.
Speaker 2: I've had a lot of thought that goes into this
Speaker 2: slow slow, don't like slow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, okay, I would be god. I never thought
Speaker 1: about this before. This could be a whole another Podcasteah,
Speaker 1: it might have to be. I've never really uncovered this box.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, just let's let's put a pin in
Speaker 2: that and see if you spend some time over there.
Speaker 1: I'd like to spend some time. I don't want to
Speaker 1: come to a decision right away.
Speaker 2: And again, you and you don't have to pick one.
Speaker 1: I mean there's well it says which animal, doesn't say
Speaker 1: which animals. It says animal singular, So I need to
Speaker 1: really figure it out.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to be crippled by the need
Speaker 2: for one.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the question on the table. So I thought
Speaker 1: we were following rules. Here here's the thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm going to be land to see or air,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't about all three. You couldn't marine.
Speaker 1: I think I gotta. I think I gotta. I gotta
Speaker 1: box out the marine because I'm afraid of the ocean.
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd like to live underwater. I don't
Speaker 1: think it'd be my jam.
Speaker 2: Well, if you if you're a bird, then you can
Speaker 2: stay on the top of the water, dum thing.
Speaker 1: If I'm a bird, you're a bird.
Speaker 2: Jay Z writes, do you think brock Perty's new contract
Speaker 2: reflects his performance and achievements? No? I also do you think,
Speaker 2: wait that he's underpaid now overpaid?
Speaker 1: I also don't think Dak Prescott's contract reflects his achievements
Speaker 1: as well. There are ridiculous contracts being handed out in
Speaker 1: the NFL. Yes, they work hard, Yes they deserve a
Speaker 1: lot of money because they make a lot of money
Speaker 1: for the brand and for the asses and the seats.
Speaker 1: But these contracts are asinine. You go back to ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of ass.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, at Dak Prescott alone with the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: They're projected to be what a seven win team this season?
Speaker 1: And he makes more than any other quarterback in the league.
Speaker 1: What what? What Dak Prescott? What has he done? Got
Speaker 1: you the divisional round a handful of times? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not shitting on Dak Prescott, you are. I think
Speaker 1: he is a fine athlete. I think he's a great player.
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna have to show something for that
Speaker 1: kind of a number, he has not shown it, right,
Speaker 1: I don't think in terms of banner on the walls,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Obviously, I have no opinion.
Speaker 2: You have one more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you two were married, who would wear the pants?
Speaker 2: So to speak? Let me answer this one. Well, you
Speaker 2: would clearly because they smell funny.
Speaker 1: So you said they didn't smell like they didn't smell
Speaker 1: at all. Do you want to smell these pants?
Speaker 2: These are? I'm assuming those are probably gonna smell very
Speaker 2: similar what these are?
Speaker 1: Oh, they've been washed. The other ones hadn't been washed,
Speaker 1: just straight from China.
Speaker 2: These Take a note, Shannon needs a lint roller, I do,
Speaker 2: which is not good.
Speaker 1: Jacob left and.
Speaker 2: He did have a lit roll.
Speaker 1: He had a whole like he's like an eagle scout
Speaker 1: with that backpack. Depends on the flaws and lint rollers
Speaker 1: and all sorts of knives. He had knives in there.
Speaker 1: He had like a freaking calander.
Speaker 2: It was a city callander. It was a whole thing.
Speaker 1: The Holy I will just say this, I like to
Speaker 1: wear the pants when I'm alone. I like to have
Speaker 1: pants on. I don't know what you're saying, but I
Speaker 1: also like a relationship where the man wears the pants.
Speaker 1: Got it as well, So we're both in pants in
Speaker 1: this hypothetical.
Speaker 2: A lot of pants to go around. I like pants.
Speaker 2: Last one, James Bond asked, what's the meaning of life?
Speaker 1: What's the meaning of life.
Speaker 2: That will be tackled in the next Weekend Fixed.
Speaker 1: I did this meditation this morning about the Earth root chakra. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I feel like I'm pretty dialed in to answer
Speaker 1: that question.
Speaker 2: If you want to feel free, oh, we'll wait on it.
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't want to hear a fifteen minute
Speaker 1: explanation of that.
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Speaker 1: Most importantly, did you get the grand takeaway from this podcast?
Speaker 1: It's that I'd like you to put pants.
Speaker 2: On maybe next week.
Speaker 1: Can continue to come to this podcast with no pants,
Speaker 1: And it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's gotten weird. That's why I wrote that is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: That's why I wrote that question. Ah, you've been listening
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