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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty two, and.
Speaker 1: We're here to kick your fucking ass today.
Speaker 2: It's time for the sixty minute Adrenaline Rush Run Rush
Speaker 2: TNA Impact.
Speaker 1: Ten Impact September seven, two thousand and six, James, where
Speaker 1: we will find out whether or not Jeff Jared is
Speaker 1: a big liar or not as he takes a polygraph test.
Speaker 2: But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
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Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the deal was.
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Speaker 1: about TNA Impact September seventh, two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into TNA Impact, September seventh, two
Speaker 2: thousand and six.
Speaker 1: No, I won't. You can't make me. What if I
Speaker 1: just didn't watch the show? What would you do?
Speaker 2: Testing do you read?
Speaker 1: That would be pretty nuts. That's never happened, though, But
Speaker 1: sometimes I think about it. Sometimes I think about just
Speaker 1: lying to you and not watching the show and just
Speaker 1: seeing how the show goes. You think I could get
Speaker 1: through a whole show lying, Hey, dude, can you.
Speaker 2: Do the part where you say we're gonna go over
Speaker 2: the wrestling observers?
Speaker 1: Now? Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's fine. Talk about you know, potential,
Speaker 1: just how our lives.
Speaker 2: Could be if you just could get started on that.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but we all would be happy. But take
Speaker 1: a look at what was going on in the water
Speaker 1: wrestle at the time, James, I love the chart. All right,
Speaker 1: that's good, that's fine. Wow, this is like fucking awesome. Hell.
Speaker 1: From The Observer, September fourth, two thousand and six, Meltzer writes,
Speaker 1: in a move that took many by surprise, but in
Speaker 1: truth seemed an inevitability, the wrestling career of Kurt Angle,
Speaker 1: at least as it pertains to World Wrestling Entertainments, may
Speaker 1: be over. Angle thirty seven was fired on August twenty
Speaker 1: fifth over a series of issues, from fears he was
Speaker 1: destroying himself to erratic behavior. While many will simplify this
Speaker 1: and say it's over problems with pain killers or issues
Speaker 1: with management, the story is far more complex than that,
Speaker 1: and the decision was hardly spur of the moment. Angle
Speaker 1: suffered the growing injury on August thirteenth in White Planes.
Speaker 1: He came to television two days later and won its work,
Speaker 1: denying the severity of the injury. Vince told him he
Speaker 1: was hurt and that he had to be pulled from SummerSlam,
Speaker 1: and they did. The Angle will paul him and pulled
Speaker 1: him from the ladder match, and he later got in
Speaker 1: a backstage confrontation vignette with Hayman Big Show and the
Speaker 1: Helmeted Bashums.
Speaker 2: I love that everybody remembers the Bashums.
Speaker 1: Especially the Helmeted Bashums, which you know was the high
Speaker 1: point of their career.
Speaker 2: On August twenty first, the day yeah I'm doing this now,
Speaker 2: the day before the taping in Willis fare, PA, he
Speaker 2: called John Laurnidis and told him that his legs were
Speaker 2: non and he was being wheeled through the airport and
Speaker 2: claimed his sports massage therapist told him he torn his
Speaker 2: abdominal muscle.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck.
Speaker 2: That was said to be the real eye opener for
Speaker 2: Vince McMann, who ordered Laronitis to set up an MRI
Speaker 2: for him. And that is apparently also when the decision
Speaker 2: was made to fire Kurt Angle.
Speaker 1: How'd you get my notes?
Speaker 2: We all ready not the same sheet.
Speaker 1: Oh that goes back to if I didn't fucking you
Speaker 1: know watch the show, that I could just read your.
Speaker 2: Notes that you know I got it, You know I
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: So of course, I mean we've talked at length about
Speaker 1: Kurt angles firing and you know his obviously going to
Speaker 1: TNA and all. But this is the very beginnings of
Speaker 1: it here where it's a kind of a mix of
Speaker 1: you know, they they fired him, which I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean, because the story eventually is like it was
Speaker 1: kind of a mutual agreement, right that he wanted to leave.
Speaker 1: They knew he was kind of fucked up. They didn't
Speaker 1: really want to fire him, fire him, but you know,
Speaker 1: he wanted to go, and he pretty much said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop wrestling, and then he went at DNA.
Speaker 2: A cup of coffee and gold medals don't mean shit.
Speaker 1: We covered that episode too, didn't we.
Speaker 2: We did. Yeah, and of course they replay that line
Speaker 2: a lot. There's actually an angle they do later in TENA.
Speaker 2: We went over to where they referenced this whole thing again.
Speaker 1: They show it like they show it was like on
Speaker 1: aired promo that Kurt cut talking about Vince in this
Speaker 1: whole deal here where you know they they went back
Speaker 1: and forth and what led to him leaving. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so Kurt's gone. Kurt is gone from the WWE, which again,
Speaker 1: I you know, obviously did not want to see him
Speaker 1: in any condition other than you know, top condition, so
Speaker 1: you know, not thrilled at the way he exit. But
Speaker 1: you know, flip side kurdan angle going to TENA is
Speaker 1: fucking fantastic and like, you know, you could argue better
Speaker 1: than his WWE run.
Speaker 2: It's pretty nuts honestly that he's only thirty seven years
Speaker 2: old here.
Speaker 1: I know, Oh my god, yeah right. And also I
Speaker 1: mean he's thirty seven and like he kicks into his
Speaker 1: prime gear in like a couple months here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he had a point to prove, I think,
Speaker 2: really is what it was. He had a chip on
Speaker 2: his shoulder for sure.
Speaker 1: In more WWE News Psychosis is still in the company's roster.
Speaker 1: He has had every smack Don taping on Tuesdays, but
Speaker 1: has no storyline since Super Crazy. He had his health
Speaker 1: issues and it doesn't appear anything as scheduled for him
Speaker 1: to do. He was buried by one of the agents
Speaker 1: in creative meetings, so he's on the outs. He did
Speaker 1: work an angle on an independent show on August twenty fifth,
Speaker 1: and Tijuana Turning Heel on Ray Massio's uncle. Now, I
Speaker 1: put this here because there's an odd lack of mention
Speaker 1: of Hooven Tude here, and I'm kind of afraid that
Speaker 1: maybe Hooven Tude's already gone at this point. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, it's two thousand and six, you know, like, in
Speaker 2: what August two thousand and six, he is probably gone,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Damn when did he fucking leave? Oh he was released
Speaker 1: in January.
Speaker 2: Yep, that'll get you every time, you know.
Speaker 1: I imagine that one unnamed creative person might have been Hooven Dud.
Speaker 1: He had a little stint writing and they fired him
Speaker 1: because he only was coming up with ideas for himself.
Speaker 1: Triple H did an interview in THEE magazine. He was
Speaker 1: still trying to act oppressed because of the nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: six curtain Call incident. This is Meltzer writing this. Of course,
Speaker 1: Meltzer says, Man, the guy has main evented for ten
Speaker 1: straight years and he's still mad that he didn't win
Speaker 1: the King of the Ring and get a title. Brokeram
Speaker 1: with Michaels, especially in hindsight because that was the King
Speaker 1: of the Ring which led to Austin getting over. I
Speaker 1: love this quote, Meltzer says. Quote. I haven't read a
Speaker 1: dirt sheet in ten years. Meltzer says, Now, he didn't
Speaker 1: follow by saying anything negative, but can you imagine if
Speaker 1: someone asked me about triple him my comment was, I
Speaker 1: haven't watched one of his magic in ten years. Damn.
Speaker 1: This is like super petty.
Speaker 2: But this year, I mean, Meltzer felt like a need
Speaker 2: to be said, and you know, maybe it did.
Speaker 1: I mean, you are reading these dirt sheets. First of all,
Speaker 1: like Meltzer's calling his bluff. He probably has Paul Levek
Speaker 1: on the mailing list and TNA News. TNA had opened
Speaker 1: negotiations to bring in Daniel Pewter. H This was before
Speaker 1: the UFC stuff happened. I don't know what UFC stuff
Speaker 1: Melts was referring to here, but he says Pewter was
Speaker 1: went to several tapings several months back looking for a job.
Speaker 1: I feel like we might have briefly touched on this before,
Speaker 1: but I love the idea of potentially kurd Angle and
Speaker 1: Daniel Peter coming into Tena at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been awesome, Like it would have
Speaker 2: been kurd Angle attacking Joe and then.
Speaker 1: Pewter attacking Kirt Like Jeff Jared's still stealing the bell.
Speaker 1: Daniel Peter was still not a part of that. They
Speaker 1: just he just does it. He sees Kurt, he gets
Speaker 1: fucking Oh, I gotta pick my moment, dude.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of kerd Angle coming into the
Speaker 2: ring hitting the Olympic Slam with Samoa, Joe firing up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: Daniel Peter comes to the range shooting the color. I'm
Speaker 1: like a legitm fight. Joe is bleeding, staring at this,
Speaker 1: trying to sell as Dana Puter is fucking snapping Kronicle's arm,
Speaker 1: who just got an unbelievable fucking contract his first day.
Speaker 1: Dana Peter breaks his arms Jens and it takes a belt.
Speaker 2: That would have been awesome. I mean, that's how every
Speaker 2: TNA segment should end. If the TNA segment is ending
Speaker 2: and Jeff jar is not taking the belt, there's a problem.
Speaker 1: I thought, I cut away from you. Dan Peter just sailor.
Speaker 1: Dan Peter breaks his arm and stands.
Speaker 2: Up, and then Jeff Cherry steals the belt.
Speaker 1: Don weston Mikes Today said, up in a high five,
Speaker 1: cronicle's arm is daggling off his shoulder.
Speaker 2: I fine, relic his killers fell backwards.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I love this company. I got damn love
Speaker 1: this company. Jake Roberts, who is not signed, a scheduled
Speaker 1: for a meeting to discuss ideas for a potential job
Speaker 1: in TNA. He proposed an angle where they would somehow
Speaker 1: find a fan in the crowd who has a crack
Speaker 1: addiction problem and he helps clean the fan.
Speaker 2: Well, we're in Florida.
Speaker 1: That's not too far, dude. I mean, you don't even
Speaker 1: have to look very far. It says here they're gonna listen,
Speaker 1: but don't put any money on it happening. I uh,
Speaker 1: that's I mean, how the funk would that play out
Speaker 1: on TV? Jake Roberts comes out not wrestling not involved
Speaker 1: with any other wrestler, and he points at a fan
Speaker 1: and says Greg he helps him out.
Speaker 2: And the fan is Daniel Peter. Peter comes in and
Speaker 2: he shoot, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's addicted to crack. But now he's
Speaker 1: addicted to crack and bones. OHI fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks to Jake Roberts.
Speaker 1: Jake Roberts help this guy get off the crack and
Speaker 1: Jeff jar just tole the bell. Well, I love this
Speaker 1: fucking company place. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Holy shit? Me with the tom machine fifteen minutes in
Speaker 2: the future.
Speaker 1: I hate me on YouTube. I fucking hate this company.
Speaker 1: In w w E News, Scott Hall, who turns forty
Speaker 1: eight shortly U is back in training, claims he's looking
Speaker 1: for another comeback. There was a d X versus nWo
Speaker 1: fake poster around the internet. Do you remember that poster.
Speaker 1: I fucking totally remember this. No. It was like, I
Speaker 1: swear it was like either the DX logo and the
Speaker 1: nWo logo is spray painted over it or something like that.
Speaker 1: But it was like a pay per view poster. Oh
Speaker 1: here it is. Oh my god, I can't believe I
Speaker 1: found this so easily looking. Yeah, this was like I
Speaker 1: remember this circulating crazy and I don't know why this
Speaker 1: like got so much sease, it's got worked pretty easily
Speaker 1: because it looks fucking good. So I don't know if
Speaker 1: it you know, maybe people thought it was official. So
Speaker 1: that was going around. But now Hall and Shaan Watman
Speaker 1: talked over the idea of pitching the idea and if
Speaker 1: it's rejected, Hall wants to go back to TNA. Hall
Speaker 1: was saying he doesn't want to go back on the
Speaker 1: road full time, Scott Hall. I mean, even at forty eight,
Speaker 1: I'd still watch Scotta Hall. He should go to ECW
Speaker 1: actually finally get that ECW run we were begging for
Speaker 1: for Scott Hall.
Speaker 2: He should go to Juggalo Championship Wrestling. He probably did.
Speaker 2: He probably was there.
Speaker 1: He one thousand percent actively on the Juggalo Championship Wrestling
Speaker 1: roster at the gathering that year, and he was definitely
Speaker 1: hitting the razor's edge on Shitty the Clown or whoever
Speaker 1: Championship Wrestling champion. Well that is it for the Observer.
Speaker 1: Now let's talk about TNAMPEC September seventh, two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into TNA. This is t in
Speaker 2: a the new face of professional wrestling.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I hear that. I'm fucking ready to rock.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to see some fucking wrestling. I'm ready for
Speaker 1: a one hour adrenaline rods. James.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they had identity, man, I mean it
Speaker 2: was changing every week, but they had one.
Speaker 1: They were close to, like sticking the one. I feel
Speaker 1: like he was a quarterly switch depending on who was
Speaker 1: writing the show at the time and how soon it
Speaker 1: was before they quit or got fired.
Speaker 2: Well, we start with the Code Open here, Jeff Jarrett
Speaker 2: signs a contract in the ring that says it's his
Speaker 2: belt versus Sting's legacy. At Bound for Glory.
Speaker 1: Yep, we're building to Bound for Glory, which I think
Speaker 1: is the match that has the infamous Jared hit him
Speaker 1: with a guitar and Sting fires up crazy. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure it's that one, dude.
Speaker 2: That is one of the best TNA moments of all time.
Speaker 1: It's pretty fucking unbelievable. Like it actually, like obviously in
Speaker 1: gift form, it's very fun. But even watching that match
Speaker 1: back because we watched it like in the past, like
Speaker 1: six months, that moment is so fucking awesome. It was
Speaker 1: like the entire world was behind Sting and the crowd's
Speaker 1: going nuts. Jared looks like he just saw a ghost
Speaker 1: Stings fire up his legendary. Like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking good stuff there, man. So Jared says, I have
Speaker 1: sealed your fate, my belt versus your legacy Sting. And
Speaker 1: now they show a shot off commentary where Jim Cornette
Speaker 1: is on the phone and to speak to Jim Cornette,
Speaker 1: the commentators have a gigantic red emergency phone that the
Speaker 1: commentators have access to and we can hear through the speakers.
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that they gave you like
Speaker 2: a physical object or like, this is the fucking doomsday
Speaker 2: phone right here.
Speaker 1: Man, if Cornett calls this, there's a fucking problem. I
Speaker 1: love that. I actually think Cornette's role and this whole
Speaker 1: show is fantastic. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean they had a really good spot for him
Speaker 2: here on the show, I think, and he always played
Speaker 2: it up well. You know, he's still a good talker.
Speaker 1: At this point, Cornett says, can Jeff Jarrett hear me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean you're on the big red emergency phone. I
Speaker 1: think it's patchedated through everybody here. He says, you say
Speaker 1: you're innocent, but you're always the one that benefits from
Speaker 1: whatever crookedness that goes on. And then it shows a
Speaker 1: shot off Jared in the ring. I guess you know
Speaker 1: this is obviously when he was doing the contract part here.
Speaker 1: Not only is there a noose hanging from the ceiling
Speaker 1: and there's also sting like tombstones, but there's three men
Speaker 1: masked with AK forty seven. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, like I looked at this the first time, I said, wow,
Speaker 2: the noose is kind of crazy here, And then the
Speaker 2: more I look at this segment, I see more things
Speaker 2: appearing like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I fucked, like there was who was he trying
Speaker 1: to keep? Like Sting is that much of a threat
Speaker 1: that they were gonna blow him away if he fucking
Speaker 1: steps into this ring?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the noose is up top, there's the the tombstone,
Speaker 2: the headstone in the corner there. I said nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: five Sting. Sting is definitely older than that.
Speaker 1: Must have been the start of this rest maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah, I mean, like the biggest thing here
Speaker 2: was like the three mass men with AK forty sevens.
Speaker 2: I mean that was pretty nuts. I know it's Florida
Speaker 2: but come on, guys.
Speaker 1: Dude, Sting repels down. They just opened fire on the ceiling.
Speaker 2: They did that to Dave Dragon.
Speaker 1: They did that to an entire fucking county fair in
Speaker 1: Three Ninjas at Mega Mountain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we recently watched that movie. That was a fucking
Speaker 2: crazy movie.
Speaker 1: What a fucking ridiculous situation there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for real, it's just three kids that got taught
Speaker 2: some karate by the grandpa, and then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden there's an organization with AK forty seven's shooting into
Speaker 2: open crowds at the fair. It's just like, Wow, what the.
Speaker 1: Fuck Hogan at the peak of the nWo going to
Speaker 1: do this movie. He's coming back and he's losing to
Speaker 1: every single person on the roster. So Cortnett says, you
Speaker 1: said weeks ago that you would take a polygraph, you know,
Speaker 1: a lie detect your test. Well, next week we're gonna
Speaker 1: give you one, Jeff. If we catch you in a
Speaker 1: lie and you're involved in any way in this shady business,
Speaker 1: let you hold that NWA world title, which has been
Speaker 1: of course, Earl Hebner helped Jarrett retain the title. Christian
Speaker 1: turned on Sting to help Jarrett retain the title. Larry's
Speaker 1: abisco has been he's on part of the Championship committee,
Speaker 1: so he's had something to do with the outcomes of
Speaker 1: these matches. Cornet says, I'm gonna give the TNA fans
Speaker 1: the opportunity to get even with you personally. And Jeff
Speaker 1: fucking had a fan thrown out of the building because
Speaker 1: he threw some shit at him, which was very funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean, you say all these things, but
Speaker 2: it's maybe, I mean, we don't know. Of course, those
Speaker 2: could have been a coincidence. I guess we'll figure that
Speaker 2: out by the end of the show.
Speaker 1: And that's that's Jared's plea. Jared says, it's all a
Speaker 1: coincidence and that all, you know, all those effects of
Speaker 1: him retaining the title were not his doing. But we'll
Speaker 1: find out because we're gonna have a polygraph test here
Speaker 1: to light on TNA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get the TNA lie detector test. How about that.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. I'm sure they've done it more than once,
Speaker 1: but this is the only time I remember them doing it,
Speaker 1: which is pretty cool. I know they did the thing
Speaker 1: with like a Jane Claire Lynch was was, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of like a Erny test kind of deal. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I love myself a good light detector segment.
Speaker 2: I love the Simpsons. What can I say? I love
Speaker 2: the Simpsons. So we got backstage. JB is here with
Speaker 2: Jeff Jarreed and Eric Young with the.
Speaker 1: Hair dude fresh hair, like I think he just dieded
Speaker 1: for this. And I gotta say, Ewy looking kind of
Speaker 1: big here, like he had a shirt on, but he
Speaker 1: looked kind of bigger than Jarrett.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, also he was very over at this point.
Speaker 2: That don't fire Eric thing was huge. Yeah, man, I
Speaker 2: mean like a very cool, cool little angle here to
Speaker 2: keep ey on TV. And I mean he got to
Speaker 2: circle around Jeff Jarrett for a little bit, so why not.
Speaker 1: So, I mean it was so over that he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, a part of the top guy's click. So
Speaker 1: JB says, tonight is a night we've had to wait
Speaker 1: seven eighties to find out the fate of Jeff Jarrett.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be taking the polygraph test issued by Jim Cornett.
Speaker 1: So he's talking to Jeff Jarrett, of course, and Eric
Speaker 1: Young is in the background walking on a chair. I
Speaker 1: wrote he has jet black cody hair, which I mean
Speaker 1: fresh dye job.
Speaker 2: I love that Jared said something about it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He walks up, and Ey says, guys, listen, I've
Speaker 1: heard all about this, and jareded stops him and says, Eric,
Speaker 1: what did you do to your hair? He says out
Speaker 1: it's a long story and involves a lady attack of
Speaker 1: cards and some alcohol. But that's not important. Jared says, Eric,
Speaker 1: do you know my careers on the line tonight? And
Speaker 1: E s says I know all about careers being on
Speaker 1: the line. Then he points to his don't fire Eric shirt, which.
Speaker 2: Is very funny, my gimmick.
Speaker 1: E says, you need me to help you keep your job.
Speaker 1: To listen, I'll help you. And JB says, well, all guys,
Speaker 1: we've got the polygraph test, and Dared says, all on
Speaker 1: bor rash up. How are you gonna help me Eric?
Speaker 1: And Eric says, well, my uncle Leo up in Canada,
Speaker 1: He's never failed one of these things. Never. This is
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a fucking genius thing for Ey, Like,
Speaker 1: this is perfect for this guy.
Speaker 2: I love that. Jeff Jarrett immediately like says, yes, you
Speaker 2: know what. I believe you. I believe you. Please tell
Speaker 2: me more about your uncle Leo.
Speaker 1: He is so desperate to pass this lie detector that
Speaker 1: he will listen to Eric Young, who everyone knows is
Speaker 1: out of his fucking mind. So Ey says, yeah, my
Speaker 1: uncle Leo never failed one of these. He knows all
Speaker 1: the tricks. And JB says, all right, guys, well we
Speaker 1: got the polygraph and Jeff's hold on. Now, JB, give
Speaker 1: me five minutes. I'll be right back. I got to
Speaker 1: talk to Eric. So he legit leaves and he's got
Speaker 1: to talk to Eric. JB says, is Jeff Erry guilty?
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out tonight. Impact is next. Love that,
Speaker 1: by the way, love that throw to the intro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm super into this whole presentation. I think the
Speaker 2: sixty minute adrenaline rush is very cool, and I also
Speaker 2: think that they tried some new things. We'll talk about
Speaker 2: a few of them tonight that I don't know if
Speaker 2: they last the test of time or anything, but it's
Speaker 2: nice to see them trying some presentation things.
Speaker 1: And yes, I agree there, and I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 1: know a couple of them that you're talking about. But
Speaker 1: the whole show, obviously, we're gonna go over it, but
Speaker 1: it's a you know, forty five minutes without commercials, and
Speaker 1: I think they do a really good job here of
Speaker 1: if you're watching for the first time, I fucking figured
Speaker 1: out every single angle on the show within this forty
Speaker 1: five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there were some really cool moments, man, I
Speaker 2: mean like, yeah, there was some. There was some really
Speaker 2: fun stuff, especially in the first match, which, uh, you
Speaker 2: could ask for a better deal there. You could open
Speaker 2: the show every week with the same thing and I'd
Speaker 2: be like, yep, I'm excited to see you next week.
Speaker 1: They probably did like that. That combination never fails, especially
Speaker 1: in O six.
Speaker 2: So we get the TNA Impact intro here, Dann.
Speaker 1: Dan Any that's fucking wrestling, brother, Like that is pure wrestling.
Speaker 1: I love the shots they got, the you know the
Speaker 1: studio shots of Jared hitting dudes with guitars and aj
Speaker 1: hitting the forearm and and all that shit. Like love
Speaker 1: all that stuff. This is a a great wrestling intro.
Speaker 1: If your wrestling intro doesn't have all the most kick
Speaker 1: ass moments of your show, you have the wrong intro.
Speaker 2: Dude. It had Samoa Joe doing the Island Driver. I
Speaker 2: thought that was awesome.
Speaker 1: What a fucking move. You know what It's crazy that
Speaker 1: Joe had so many unbelievable moves that all of them
Speaker 1: could have been a finish, like Musclebuster is sick as fuck.
Speaker 1: But I don't think anyone would have bet an eye
Speaker 1: if the Island Driver was his finish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean when he broke that out, like it
Speaker 2: was always crazy, man, Like what a sweet move, the
Speaker 2: one he does on Daniels as fus Man.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So Mike Today and Don West, welcome us into the
Speaker 2: Impact Zone. Here. The lasers are going off, the Pyro's
Speaker 2: going off, so cal valleys here, it's time for your
Speaker 2: sixty minute adrenaline rush.
Speaker 1: This is fucking awesome, man. The crowds pop and everyone's
Speaker 1: super excited to be here. I assume this is a
Speaker 1: Was this a multi taping at this time? Do you remember?
Speaker 2: Yes, they were taping like four at a time. I
Speaker 2: think at this point, godly man, that's I guess maybe
Speaker 2: that's not as crazy for a one hour show.
Speaker 1: As compared to doing like how they do now, or
Speaker 1: I think they do like a weekend of four shows
Speaker 1: and it's two hour shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I think the big thing here is that, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, most of these matches either weren't going super
Speaker 2: long or you know, most of these episodes might have
Speaker 2: had like one long match and then if they had
Speaker 2: two matches and the other ones were pretty short. So
Speaker 2: for the most part, you were getting pretty quick matches.
Speaker 2: So sure, let's say like this show had three matches.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you have four tapings and you do
Speaker 2: three matches on each episode, you're looking at what like
Speaker 2: twelve matches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's fair. That which is like, that's like
Speaker 1: you kind of nailed the math there, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it took me a second. I was nervous.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, I fuck this out, man, Hope,
Speaker 2: I don't fuck this one.
Speaker 1: Up on the not Live show. Fuck, got to get
Speaker 1: this one right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're here, you know.
Speaker 1: And I would have gave you some shit. I would
Speaker 1: have gave you some shit. You fucking nailed it, fuddy.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: So they taped these, so it looks like they taped
Speaker 2: these on the fourth of September, okay, and then they
Speaker 2: turned the episode around in three days. It looks like
Speaker 2: here okay, because No Surrender was on the twenty fourth,
Speaker 2: So what they ended up taping was Impact Episode one fifteen,
Speaker 2: when sixteen and seventeen, and then they taped Explosion one
Speaker 2: fifty three, one fifty four and one fifty five.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and then No Surrender was like the end
Speaker 1: of the month, so that got them to the end
Speaker 1: of the month. Then I did, uh, I did want
Speaker 1: to say, by the way, just just briefly, because we
Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna talk about the whole show. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'll remember too, but I did want
Speaker 1: to mention I do think that this is a fucking
Speaker 1: fantastic length for a show. Forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean it's it's super quick. It's to
Speaker 2: the point I don't like when I sit down to
Speaker 2: watch it, like I know I'm gonna see the beginning
Speaker 2: in the end, you know, And I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, you know, even ninety minutes, and I'm so
Speaker 1: used to a two hour show that I can. I can.
Speaker 1: I'm totally cool with that too. But damn, do I
Speaker 1: really love I think, just through the test of time,
Speaker 1: I love a show at this length. I think it's
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. You kind of you don't get a lot
Speaker 1: of time to fuck around, so you really have to
Speaker 1: bring a strong show in you know, in our forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. I think it in these you know, these
Speaker 1: early episodes I thought were exactly that.
Speaker 2: So we start the night off here with Lax versus
Speaker 2: the mac Brothers.
Speaker 1: Yes, so Lax of course come out through the side
Speaker 1: entrance that they have. I mean, this is awesome. The
Speaker 1: crowd super into them. They just got the tag titles.
Speaker 1: I believe they beat America's Most Wanted who we'll talk
Speaker 1: about in a little bit here. A couple things I
Speaker 1: wanted to note. There is not only a huge Jackass
Speaker 1: number two banner hanging in the background shots of the hardcam.
Speaker 1: Also there was a guy that had a sign that's
Speaker 1: a Jeff Jarrett hit my grandmother with a guitar, which
Speaker 1: I thought was fucking very dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is funny.
Speaker 1: But there's also Jackass number two on every part of
Speaker 1: the six sided apron dude.
Speaker 2: Jackass number two, legendary dude. Like they had a lot
Speaker 2: to live up to, and they definitely did.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's not crazy. That's the best one, right.
Speaker 2: There's just a lot of there's like a lot of
Speaker 2: nostalgia for me for the first one, but okay, the
Speaker 2: second one is like those guys are at their peaks
Speaker 2: of like this is their prime. I mean, yes, Bam
Speaker 2: in his prime. Yeah, Knoxville's in his prime here. Like
Speaker 2: these guys, I mean Steve O and them, Pontius, they're
Speaker 2: coming off of Wild Boys Boys is this is like
Speaker 2: where it's at Andy. There's a lot of legendary shit
Speaker 2: in this one, and it changed a lot of their lives, Like.
Speaker 1: They're willing to die, Like it felt like Jackass number
Speaker 1: two was like we're gonna die and that's okay, Like
Speaker 1: we're gonna die for this.
Speaker 2: They definitely up the anni from the first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, jack Ass three D is really good too, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought jack As three D was good. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it was as good as the first
Speaker 2: one or the second one, but no, I thought it
Speaker 2: was awesome. Yeah, for sure, I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 1: I love rewatching the first Jackass. We might have talked
Speaker 1: about this before, but the first Jackass movie. If you
Speaker 1: have not been to Japan, or if you have been
Speaker 1: to Japan since you've seen the first Jackass movie, you
Speaker 1: have to rewatch it because watching it again after having
Speaker 1: been in Japan is fucking insane.
Speaker 2: I know, the party boys scene is so good. It
Speaker 2: is so fucking funny, man, Like, it's probably my favorite
Speaker 2: party boys scene. It's just so good man. And where
Speaker 2: they dressed up as pandas and they went around the
Speaker 2: city due Yeah, they pushed him into the fucking cart
Speaker 2: on the side of the road. We man chasing fucking
Speaker 2: Preston around Japan.
Speaker 1: Dude, even we men in the big orange cone standing
Speaker 1: in the escalator like yeah, Like yeah, man, times funnier
Speaker 1: if you've been there, because like it's legit. You should
Speaker 1: get sent out of the country on a rocket if
Speaker 1: you do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean like it was. Yeah, there's just
Speaker 2: a lot of like the first film just felt like
Speaker 2: friends hanging out doing shit. It felt a lot more
Speaker 2: like c ky than the second one. But the show, yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: it felt a lot more of that era. Like the
Speaker 2: second one definitely felt more like, all right, we have
Speaker 2: set a standard now, and like we have to figure
Speaker 2: out how the fun we're gonna take it to that
Speaker 2: next level. And that's why I appreciate it so much.
Speaker 2: I love it. I watched the second one. I've watched
Speaker 2: a hundred times probably in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fucking great movie, but the first.
Speaker 2: One's always awesome too. Yeah, but it's super cool to
Speaker 2: see the second one here on this show. I thought
Speaker 2: that was very fucking.
Speaker 1: Cool, dude. I was super fired up. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is like my life. Here. I'm watching twenty sixteen
Speaker 1: and A and there's a Jackgass poster like and lax
Speaker 1: is here, Like holy fuck. It put me legit in
Speaker 1: a time capsule. Last thing here, the Mac brothers. Are
Speaker 1: you familiar with them at all? So?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't really know him too much.
Speaker 1: So the Mac brothers I was more familiar with because
Speaker 1: they had a short stint in maybe two thousand and
Speaker 1: eight CZW. It's Kirby Mac and TJ. Mack or the
Speaker 1: Mac brothers maybe two thousand and nine CZW. But they
Speaker 1: had some stints in RH. I remember them being there.
Speaker 1: I think more people might know Kirby Mack only because
Speaker 1: he was in one of the very few Jeff Hardy
Speaker 1: RH matches.
Speaker 2: Oh how about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I believe it was like crazy K was his name,
Speaker 1: and he was in that three ways Crazy K. That's
Speaker 1: so Kirby Mack is Crazy K. He's the one with
Speaker 1: the goatee set up here.
Speaker 2: Where's crazy k At. I do not tell him where
Speaker 2: crazy k.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the Mac Brothers, you know, indie guys here
Speaker 1: that are are getting a shot. And by shot, I
Speaker 1: mean see how well they can get killed by la X.
Speaker 2: L A X might actually be like TNA's best creation,
Speaker 2: if not like up there, it's I mean like this
Speaker 2: was a TNA team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. They were made here. And uh, you
Speaker 1: know what I did see in the Observer by the way,
Speaker 1: and I'm curious what you think how this would have went. Uh,
Speaker 1: I guess Ron Killings is not too happy, uh being
Speaker 1: in TNA at this time, and they were like, well,
Speaker 1: we can put you in l A X. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that would have looked like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess maybe he was just boys with Conan, right,
Speaker 2: so they're like, yeah, maybe we could do that.
Speaker 1: That's true. I mean again, I mean, I think the
Speaker 1: match that he has on the show is actually fucking
Speaker 1: pretty good. But I guess maybe he just wasn't thrilled
Speaker 1: with his positioning or or how you know, he was
Speaker 1: how he was presented to the fans.
Speaker 2: I mean, outside of his initial deal where he got
Speaker 2: the NWA title, I never felt like he was positioned
Speaker 2: very well in TNA.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so either. I don't think they
Speaker 1: knew what they had with him at all. Like even
Speaker 1: when they gave him the NWA title, he was obviously
Speaker 1: had some heat, right, but that was what fucking three
Speaker 1: years before this maybe more? Yeah, right, So like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they they never figured him out, which is pretty fucking
Speaker 1: crazy because like even here, I mean, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: jumping ahead a bit, he has a match with Christian.
Speaker 1: I mean, he fits in fucking perfectly with this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could fit in with the top end very easily,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, super easily. And it's just they didn't. They never
Speaker 1: wanted to take another gamble on him for some reason.
Speaker 1: It's fucking it's it's weird, but I mean, fuck, he's
Speaker 1: had like a bajillion year career or so whatever.
Speaker 2: Hernandez comes out here. He's huge, man. And not only
Speaker 2: is Hernandez huge here, but he has the title on
Speaker 2: his necklace on the chain.
Speaker 1: I can't say enough about how cool I think these
Speaker 1: dudes are. Hernandez is a big bastard. He's got big
Speaker 1: fucking shoulders, he's nuts. He's got this fucking title like
Speaker 1: a necklace. Homicide ad is so confident here. He is
Speaker 1: at his He's almost ready to start a fucking chair riot.
Speaker 1: That's how confident homicide is here. And I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean he had a really really good
Speaker 2: time in r OH and like he's in a super
Speaker 2: hot act in TNA. He probably felt super good. I imagine, right.
Speaker 1: Dude, six rh is like a peak homicide or he
Speaker 1: wins the belt in December.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he's like pretty on fire here, so I imagine
Speaker 2: like he's ready to go, man.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, like he's I mean he is, and he
Speaker 1: is not taking it easy on the boys here.
Speaker 2: Hernandez never takes it easy on the boys here. He said,
Speaker 2: is that crazy K?
Speaker 1: Hey, look at you? A crazy fisher here? How about
Speaker 1: I power bomb you through the fucking floor, buddy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man, I mean they dogwalk hardy?
Speaker 1: Is that crazy K? I fucking killed you?
Speaker 2: So lax hot start on the mac brothers.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: Hernandez does not give a single fuck about these guys' safety.
Speaker 2: I love that, dude.
Speaker 1: It is fantastic thing. The power bomb that he does
Speaker 1: here is unbelievably reckless.
Speaker 2: Hernandez gets TJ Mack up the hard way and hits
Speaker 2: a shoulder backbreaker on him. I mean he just goes
Speaker 2: for it too.
Speaker 1: He is so strong, dude.
Speaker 2: Kirby Matt gets body slammed and Homicide hits a splash
Speaker 2: at the top.
Speaker 1: Looks fucking good too. And uh, I mean they gave TJ.
Speaker 1: Mack a little breakup here. Probably a bad idea, dude.
Speaker 2: When I saw him break that pin up, I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: you should have just like let that go. Man, Why
Speaker 2: did you do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know you can take it home earlier
Speaker 1: and maybe pull the leg like I'll jumping on my
Speaker 1: man here is gonna get you any uh good deals.
Speaker 2: TJ. Matt goes for a sunset flip here, but Hernandez
Speaker 2: hicks him up by his neck and he hits the
Speaker 2: cracker jack.
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh my god, you are a genius. I never
Speaker 1: fucking remember that move name, dude.
Speaker 2: That's the crack jack. It's the overhead throw. When he's
Speaker 2: holding you by the neck again.
Speaker 1: That could be a finish.
Speaker 2: But no, we cannot, No, we cannot.
Speaker 1: A man that has moves that are needing to be
Speaker 1: done more importantly than the cracker jack.
Speaker 2: There are only two moves, and we will be getting
Speaker 2: both of those as the finish.
Speaker 1: Here, Oh my god, what an unbelievable situation is here,
Speaker 1: Like Kirby Mack looks like he's gonna die in Homicide's arms.
Speaker 2: So Homicide and Hernandez they load these fucking guys up.
Speaker 2: If I came to a TNA taping in two thousand
Speaker 2: and six and I saw Lax and they didn't do
Speaker 2: this exact finish, I would leave disappointed.
Speaker 1: I would be passed. Oh my god, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: abuse the Blue Man Group if that happens.
Speaker 2: Homicide and Hernandez load these guys up and kill them
Speaker 2: to death. Homicide hits the Green Go Killer on Kirby Mack,
Speaker 2: Hernandez waits for it to be over, and then Border
Speaker 2: tosses TJ Mack over him, right on his neck.
Speaker 1: Dude, for both Homicide and Kirby. He throws him up,
Speaker 1: Dude lands on his head. This is I believe this
Speaker 1: is like very early on with Homicide calling it the
Speaker 1: Gringo Killer. I don't know how soon right anybody today
Speaker 1: even says, oh, he's been calling that the Gringo Killer now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And of course that's the end of the match.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why they pinned him that should
Speaker 2: have just been in They should have done that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like where the ref just comes over and he's like, no.
Speaker 1: No, that's so they kill these fucking dudes. I mean
Speaker 1: Kirby Mack is bleeding from his mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they just didn't give a fuck. I
Speaker 2: mean they came in here and they whooped these guys' asses.
Speaker 1: So Conan is here, he has a poster and has
Speaker 1: a microphone, and he doesn't tell you to eat his ass,
Speaker 1: which is pretty nuts here. I don't know what was
Speaker 1: going on off day, Conan says, Yo, this is the
Speaker 1: type of respect we get in this promotion. Look at
Speaker 1: this poster for No Surrender. What do you see these
Speaker 1: two jackasses? AGNs the Christopher Daniels against AMW. Where's Lax?
Speaker 1: Because Lax just won of the titles. You never thought
Speaker 1: we'd make it this far. And No Surrender, you two hose,
Speaker 1: bring it on because we're gonna humiliate and bloody you.
Speaker 1: And while we're done, AJ, you go back to doing
Speaker 1: dark matches. Christopher Daniels, take off the Las Vegas and
Speaker 1: join the Blue Men, because that's gonna be your new
Speaker 1: job title. He could have went outside and joined the
Speaker 1: Blue Man they're right there. They're waiting.
Speaker 2: Did Yeah. That makes me wonder if the Blue Man
Speaker 2: Group was there at this point, which is even funnier
Speaker 2: because that means that the Blue Man Group came to TNA.
Speaker 1: Won't bring the Blue to you.
Speaker 2: Hey, don't worry too much about that. Got the Blue
Speaker 2: Men are coming to you, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: They got worried about that. In Las Vegas, the know
Speaker 1: homicide and Conan and Hernandez talking about you guys. They
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, but they you know, emoted a lot
Speaker 1: with their faces.
Speaker 2: Dude, Conan was fired up for this promo too. He
Speaker 2: was so good in TNA with his shit.
Speaker 1: Man okay, so lax. Obviously, fucking fantastic team. They would
Speaker 1: have gotten over on their own, I'm sure, but Conan
Speaker 1: as their mouthpiece was the fucking cherry on top. Dude.
Speaker 1: He is so full of pisson vinegar still that like
Speaker 1: he it made it. He was what they needed to
Speaker 1: be to get heat, because otherwise this is the coolest
Speaker 1: tag team ever and we're never booing you.
Speaker 2: Also, he looked awesome. He was in great shape.
Speaker 1: Here, yes he was. He was fucking cool as fuck.
Speaker 1: These dudes are awesome. But again, yeah, like he was.
Speaker 1: He was a heat magnet. He knew how to get
Speaker 1: it done. Talking about Ajane Daniels of course. Also, I
Speaker 1: mean I love aj Daniels. What I can't be boo them?
Speaker 2: Speaking of aj and Daniels hit the ring, they shit
Speaker 2: can't homicide and they have to double team Hernandez to
Speaker 2: get him out of the ring.
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, double lines and shit. I mean they took
Speaker 1: that shit personally.
Speaker 2: By the way, this is one of my favorite rivalries
Speaker 2: in Tiena history.
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, and this is building to a match that
Speaker 1: I don't know if I even remember they do Ultimate
Speaker 1: X with these guys.
Speaker 2: Tag team Ultimate X. That's right. They actually have a
Speaker 2: string of matches here, and we've watched some of them
Speaker 2: on the Uh oh we watched the Cage. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: watched someone like watch this and stuff like that. Yes, man,
Speaker 2: I mean aj and Daniels two thousand and six. This
Speaker 2: is this is op dude, Like this is crazy. And
Speaker 2: then like, yes, to make a tag team and TNA
Speaker 2: made this tag team like this was a TNA product. Yes,
Speaker 2: to be able to make a tag team that is
Speaker 2: even a sliver as cool, not only sliver, this team
Speaker 2: is just as cool, if not cooler most of the time.
Speaker 2: Then AJ and Daniels. That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, do you that's money.
Speaker 2: There is a sliver here and it's AJ and Daniels
Speaker 2: or it's the Naturals. Do you know how lucky TNA got?
Speaker 2: Do you understand how lucky they got that? This is
Speaker 2: what this is what they.
Speaker 1: Did got the fuckings.
Speaker 2: They could have very easily been Lax and the Naturals
Speaker 2: for a year.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's very fucking true. How I mean
Speaker 1: it had There was no other time like this was
Speaker 1: right place, right time. The universe aligned, the stars aligned
Speaker 1: perfectly for these four to exist and be teamed together
Speaker 1: at the right time. Like yeah, lightning in a bottle.
Speaker 2: I think what really like helped this become a thing
Speaker 2: really was like not many guys were willing to bump
Speaker 2: like Styles and Daniels were at the time, and Lax
Speaker 2: no way loved bumping guys. I mean, their whole shit
Speaker 2: was like how dangerous can we make this match? And
Speaker 2: like that's what made it so exciting is like you
Speaker 2: don't know how the fuck this is gonna go.
Speaker 1: No, dude, they were gonna they were coming to kill you.
Speaker 1: And ag and Daniels were willing to die.
Speaker 2: So Christopher Daniels climbs to the top of the Ultimate X.
Speaker 2: Here it's set up, yes, and Styles throws a tag
Speaker 2: team belt up to him, and he hangs up the
Speaker 2: tag Team belt and sits on top of the Ultimate X.
Speaker 1: That's pretty fucking awesome. Got a great pop from the crowd.
Speaker 1: The crowd chance you can't get it to lax, which
Speaker 1: sends Homicide off the fucking rails. He's whipping chairs at
Speaker 1: the ring.
Speaker 2: Well, it sucks because later on Homicide in that fucking
Speaker 2: Thunderdome match or whatever you remember.
Speaker 1: That, dude, was it thunderdomee? Fuck, God damn it. It was
Speaker 1: thunder something steal asylums and it was live. Sucks.
Speaker 2: So we see the polygraph specialist setting up the light
Speaker 2: detector test backstage here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a moment of truth tonight for n WA
Speaker 1: champion Jeff Jarrett and Cornette promise he gets to the
Speaker 1: bottom of this involving Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage, Larry's Ebisco
Speaker 1: from the Championship Committee, and the fired referee Earl Hebner
Speaker 1: not fired for bootlegging shirts, fired because he cheated in
Speaker 1: a match for Jeff Jarrett allegedly.
Speaker 2: No, it's totally cool that he's selling the shirts.
Speaker 1: Doesn't fall right, No, dude, I mean they should have
Speaker 1: fucking they should have sold Earl Hebner bootleg shirts.
Speaker 2: No way, don't. Don't fuck it, that's his business. What
Speaker 2: the fuck. I would love to see them try to
Speaker 2: work a deal with Earl Hebner. Yeah right, that's a
Speaker 2: Carnie brother. I'll take your Bloodjay when you're ready to
Speaker 2: give it to him the fuck out of here. Jim
Speaker 2: Cornett is here too, and so is Brown Noser Mark
Speaker 2: Slick Johnson.
Speaker 1: Dude. Okay, I didn't know he had a first name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brown Noser is a crazy first.
Speaker 1: Day Mark Slick Johnson due Don West does not funck
Speaker 1: with this guy, Brown Noser, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, they couldn't have made this guy more of
Speaker 2: a stooge if they tried. This guy comes up on
Speaker 2: the screen. Oh there's Brown Noser, Mark Slick Johnson.
Speaker 1: And he runs up and gives Cornett a coffee, and
Speaker 1: the cornette says a thank you, and he fist pumps
Speaker 1: and runs away with the shorts on. That's my guy.
Speaker 1: I wonder when they dropped the Mark part. Eventually he
Speaker 1: just slick Johnson.
Speaker 2: I would love if it was just him calling him
Speaker 2: a Mark. That's a brown noser, Mark slick Johnson.
Speaker 1: There's a good shot that that's what it was.
Speaker 2: Well, my thought initially was like, oh, that's that's funny,
Speaker 2: like they have his first name is Mark because he's
Speaker 2: a Mark. Right, But I love the idea of Don
Speaker 2: West just hating this guy so much he just called
Speaker 2: him a brown noser Mark. There's brown noser Mark slick Johnson.
Speaker 1: This fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Christian Cage is here getting his interests attire ready for
Speaker 2: his match against the Truth tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's taping up. The crowd not thrilled about this. Also.
Speaker 1: The crowd's not thrilled because I don't know if you
Speaker 1: saw when they showed the shot of the commentary table,
Speaker 1: the staff had to go to the ring with the ladder.
Speaker 1: The crowd was booing because I assumed they were taking
Speaker 1: on the tag titles and the crowd didn't like that.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, you know what. I just assumed Daniels took
Speaker 2: it down with them. What he leave it up there
Speaker 2: and leave their ring down.
Speaker 1: I assume that's what happened because they don't take down
Speaker 1: the ultimate X structure, So the only thing I can
Speaker 1: think they were booing was them taking down the tag title.
Speaker 2: There is a picture in picture that comes up with
Speaker 2: the up next graphic here and Christy Hemey is doing
Speaker 2: like a live read here and she announces that there's
Speaker 2: gonna be, of course, the light detector test. We also
Speaker 2: know that there's going to be a tag team mayhem
Speaker 2: match tonight, and we're gonna hear from a true wrestling legend.
Speaker 1: I thought this was cool. I like how this felt,
Speaker 1: This made the show feel live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was interesting, you know, just trying new shit.
Speaker 2: I don't think this lasts for them, of course, No,
Speaker 2: there's probably a lot of extra work and they probably
Speaker 2: didn't see much return in the ratings, the quarter hours
Speaker 2: or whatever. The fuck. Sure, and uh but you know,
Speaker 2: I like that they at least tried it, and it
Speaker 2: gave Christy hit Me something to do on TV.
Speaker 1: You know, especially with a tape show, right, like she
Speaker 1: would obviously have to tape this at the show, and
Speaker 1: who knows, like what changes they make once they sit
Speaker 1: down and edit this thing. So like, you know, if
Speaker 1: there's a match that they have to cut or something.
Speaker 1: Then they don't have a version of it without Christy
Speaker 1: saying that or Christy not saying that, Like it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we only sometimes have this on the show. Then,
Speaker 1: like I could see a lot of fucking headaches coming
Speaker 1: from that.
Speaker 2: We go to a pre tape here Bobby Rude walks
Speaker 2: up to a limousine and Bobby Heenan is here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember this at all.
Speaker 2: I don't either. I was super surprised when I saw Heenan. Uh,
Speaker 2: And I thought it was awesome, man, Like, okay, you know,
Speaker 2: like this is so sis.
Speaker 1: I thought it was fucking really cool. And I was like,
Speaker 1: why don't I remember this? So I'm assuming it does.
Speaker 1: Like I think, think what happens. I think what happens
Speaker 1: is there's a bunch of this, like he's interviewing a
Speaker 1: bunch of legendary managers to be his manager. Uh, And
Speaker 1: I think it ends up I think Tracy is who
Speaker 1: it ends up going with. I think that's what happens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense because I'm reading here it was Bobby Heenan.
Speaker 1: They did. Oh dude. Colonel Robert Parker is one of
Speaker 1: the choices here.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, and.
Speaker 1: Sherry Martel oh Man, Wow, this is fucking pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I mean, Tracy look like a big deal when she's chosen,
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, that's like And it also gets rud
Speaker 2: over too, you know.
Speaker 1: Great idea there. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So yeah, he's
Speaker 1: in the it's a recap. I assume this happened last week.
Speaker 1: It's Bobby Heenan in the limo. And he then says
Speaker 1: he's managed a lot of great athletes, you know, Rick Rude,
Speaker 1: Harley Race, Big John stud King, Kong Bundy. You ever
Speaker 1: heard of Rick Flair?
Speaker 2: Ruth just said, no, I don't really watch wrestling.
Speaker 1: All right, what about Andre the Giant? Nah? All right,
Speaker 1: I hate you.
Speaker 2: I hate you, buddy, you don't want to manage me.
Speaker 1: He says, I can show you how to do it.
Speaker 1: I got something for you here too, and he hands
Speaker 1: him an envelope and he says, here's some real estate
Speaker 1: property I'm investing in, and we can put you on
Speaker 1: the bottom floor. And here's my card, and here's something
Speaker 1: for you and the wife. You know, you can have
Speaker 1: dinner on me. And Bobby says, uh, I'm not married.
Speaker 1: And Heenan says, all right, we'll give me ten bucks
Speaker 1: back the next time you see me, then we'll call
Speaker 1: it either.
Speaker 2: Dude, he'd still got it, man, he's still got it.
Speaker 1: Still got a fastball. And Rude looks at the envelope
Speaker 1: and he says, Oh, it's real and it's Canadian. Ha
Speaker 1: double evil, laughing to handshake.
Speaker 2: I mean they were built for each other.
Speaker 1: I like this. I like this. I assume maybe Heenan
Speaker 1: just wasn't physically able to do anything anymore, because God damn,
Speaker 1: I would have put him right on TV.
Speaker 2: I know. Man, cancer sucks, dude, especially throat cancer. Like
Speaker 2: what a crock of shit that is?
Speaker 1: Man, fucking bullshit, like completely robbed, Like you know, he
Speaker 1: he could have been around for he still had a
Speaker 1: lot fucking left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wish you never had a deal with that,
Speaker 2: you know, wrestling inside that's you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage here JB is here with Jay
Speaker 2: lethal Sonjay Dutt and Chris Saban and they're watching Jackass
Speaker 2: number two.
Speaker 1: Probably fuck yes, dude, this is awesome. They got the
Speaker 1: TV set up, they're watching jack Ass number two, Like
Speaker 1: this is kick ass? How thin at that? How think
Speaker 1: at the vhs of it? Already or DVD.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know they had that shit
Speaker 2: locked in. You know, they did sponsor him, you know,
Speaker 2: they got that that ahead of time viewing. I will
Speaker 2: say I I always thought it was funny that the
Speaker 2: X division was always like this. It was like a
Speaker 2: college dorm room. It felt like.
Speaker 1: It was like and I think that was kind of
Speaker 1: because they have Jerry Lynn kind of coming here, So
Speaker 1: I think that's what they were gonna kind of going
Speaker 1: for that, like Jerry Lynn, thanks. These guys don't take
Speaker 1: it serious because they're just bros.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like they definitely nailed it, you know.
Speaker 1: So JB says, hey, guys, well they're watching Jackass number
Speaker 1: two movie footage show and oh guys for oh can
Speaker 1: I get a word? Jerry Lynn walks in, goes oh no,
Speaker 1: he walks in. He stands in front of the TV
Speaker 1: and Jerry says, I've talked to these guys, tell him
Speaker 1: blue in the face. Shouldn't you guys be in the
Speaker 1: ring right now? Which I don't know what that means? Like,
Speaker 1: was this footage from earlier today?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know. They didn't have a match
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry you want him to them to just run
Speaker 1: out there and have like an exhibition match real quick.
Speaker 2: That would have been awesome. Wow, yeah, maybe they should.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why the Ultimate X was set up. These
Speaker 1: three were supposed to have a Ultimate X match, and
Speaker 1: instead they're back stage watching Jackass Number two.
Speaker 2: Oh god, damn it. At least it was the Johnny
Speaker 2: Knoxville Bull one.
Speaker 1: Dude. Okay, that is fucking awesome in my brain. He
Speaker 1: does it in every movie, by the way.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what they probably wanted the Ultimate X
Speaker 2: to be, is like just this fucking crash show.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of what they say here. Hey,
Speaker 1: we're trying to get ideas by watching this. What what
Speaker 1: do you mean.
Speaker 2: Well, he saw the fire hose deal and he said, wow,
Speaker 2: we could do that.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have Chris Samon sit up on the Ultimate
Speaker 1: X and shit on Jay Lee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right in the middle of the Ultimate EX is
Speaker 2: Chris Saban. He's gonna uh snort with Sabby and then
Speaker 2: throw up all for the ring.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's such a Denny's rumped his pants off when
Speaker 1: he's dancing around the ultime. My god, he goes so
Speaker 1: little party. Oh, jay Leth has old balls. Hanging out
Speaker 1: of his gear. This is fucking crazy. They're dangling from
Speaker 1: the EX.
Speaker 2: I mean, I gotta be honest with you, the idea
Speaker 2: of like everyone in the X division just doing jackass ship.
Speaker 2: But then since she who absolutely hates all this is super.
Speaker 1: Good that actually has some legs, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm all, I mean, they could still do
Speaker 1: all their crazy shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just let me see something like that Boopies
Speaker 2: in the Ultimate.
Speaker 1: Ex Boopies against Lax today. That'd be fucking pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Jerry is saying, you know, should you guys
Speaker 1: be in the ringing? Jay leeful Legit just points at
Speaker 1: the screen and laughs like she just goes, ah, that's
Speaker 1: good man.
Speaker 2: I got be honest with you.
Speaker 1: And Jerry says, how do you think you know? How's
Speaker 1: this gonna make you win any matches? And Chris Saban says, Jerry, listen,
Speaker 1: I'll be ready for sen She no surrender. We're just
Speaker 1: doing some intense mental training right now. We're getting some ideas.
Speaker 1: And JB says ideas, how are you getting ideas from this?
Speaker 1: And Sonjay Dug just says Johnny Knoxville and jam said
Speaker 1: Johny Knoxville. Right, that's correct? How about that? JB says,
Speaker 1: Johnny Knoxville, All right, okay, what's he doing? So they
Speaker 1: all turn like now, JB's on it. They all turn
Speaker 1: and look at the fucking screen, and it's Johnny Knoxville, blindfolded,
Speaker 1: lighting up a cigarette, and a boll flips him offside
Speaker 1: down and kills him. And JB says, oh stiff.
Speaker 2: And it pans away and JB turns around and he says,
Speaker 2: and Dico has Jeff Rain Did you guys do that?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, you gotta stop watching this ape and
Speaker 1: filive work in the morning.
Speaker 2: They all dabble.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, Jamie says, all right, well, I gotta
Speaker 1: get back to the logograph test. These guys obviously fixated
Speaker 1: on this Jackass number two movie. Back to you guys.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, JB, this movie kicks fucking ass. What yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, what a great sponsor for t n A.
Speaker 1: And she doubles dumping naked poopies.
Speaker 2: They should have done the master lock challenge with Zach.
Speaker 1: He's fun ass naked. Holy shit, man, that been funny
Speaker 1: as hell.
Speaker 2: He's a baseball for some reason, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's definitely there's definitely a lot of crossover
Speaker 1: that could have did here, man like Steve O and
Speaker 1: didn't have to go to Raw to give fucked up Aubaga.
Speaker 1: They should have come fuck with the X Division. Man.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, I mean that would have been
Speaker 2: so fucking funny. Wow Zach as Baseball masterline, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: holy fuck holly fuck.
Speaker 1: And then he lays on hornswoggle.
Speaker 2: So we have AMW with Gail Kim and they're teaming
Speaker 2: up with Kazarian and Matt Bentley and they're taking on
Speaker 2: the James Gang and the team of Shark Boy in
Speaker 2: Norman Smiley.
Speaker 1: All right, there's a lot going on here, man, because
Speaker 1: first of all, yeah, the first shot that you see
Speaker 1: is Kazarian and Maverick Matt Bentley. That's what they're called
Speaker 1: a Maverick Matt. They're standing there in the ring with
Speaker 1: Norman Smiley and Shark Boy, and I'm like, okay, this
Speaker 1: is the four Because they said it's an eight man tag.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, that's a crazy four man team right here.
Speaker 1: But that's fine. No, it's those are two of the
Speaker 1: two members of the four man team separately. So they
Speaker 1: have AMW come out, who are teaming with because Aaron
Speaker 1: and Matt Bentley and then the James Ganna come out
Speaker 1: after them and their team with Shark Boy Norman Smiley.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck did this happen like this?
Speaker 2: You call him Maverick matn I call him Sean Michael.
Speaker 1: That's Michael Shawn's to you, buddy. Yeah, so fucked up
Speaker 1: ass eight man tag here, crazy entrance order BG. James
Speaker 1: tries to do his uh fucking promo here, but amw
Speaker 1: are having none of that. They immediately jump Hey, it
Speaker 1: wants to get Doggy styles?
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? They should have all beat him up,
Speaker 1: like every member of everything stopped out. Yeah, just stop
Speaker 1: his ass South fuck you cut the music. Orlando, Florida
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. You beating No, dude, that's not
Speaker 1: doggy style. Matt Barley being different versions of other people
Speaker 1: would have been great too. By the way, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go back to Maverick Matt real quick. You know, Michael
Speaker 1: Seawans would have been good. But Austin Steve's could have worked.
Speaker 2: Holy ship, that's a rude rig.
Speaker 1: That's the guy that was talking to earlier. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's his Galloway Mark w m A because Arian and
Speaker 1: h Triple coming to the ring.
Speaker 2: That's Smiley Norman.
Speaker 1: I am the game when I suck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so James Gang. I hated James Gang.
Speaker 1: I did not like any version of these guys in
Speaker 1: this company.
Speaker 2: Every time I see it was like, man, God.
Speaker 1: Damn it, how come you guys suck suck ass here?
Speaker 1: Like fuck man? Every version of he stinks? Why is that?
Speaker 1: Like you were super dud? Did you? Did you always suck?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Did I fucking fake this something here?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man?
Speaker 1: Why do they got the same last name?
Speaker 2: Yep? Yeah, So James Gang wants to do their gimmick here,
Speaker 2: of course, amw glomsam like you said, yes, road Dog
Speaker 2: comes in, he does his punch combo here on James Storm,
Speaker 2: but Storm ducks road Dog says wait, and then Shark
Speaker 2: Boy comes in. He bites James Storm's ass because he's
Speaker 2: a shark, of course, and then road Dog finishes his combo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Storm sells around in a circle to
Speaker 1: sell back to the punch from BG, which I thought
Speaker 1: that was cute too. They all, you.
Speaker 2: Know your brody as name is what.
Speaker 1: Being a member of the Beg's. They also note here
Speaker 1: that AMW have been having a huge problem with communication
Speaker 1: as of late, as they had just dropped the tag
Speaker 1: titles to lax Well.
Speaker 2: Norman Smiley comes in, He hits the smooth sailing body slam.
Speaker 2: He goes for the big Wiggle on Chris Harris, but
Speaker 2: Sean Michael stops it from happening.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck, that sucks, man, Like, all I want to
Speaker 1: see is Norman do the wiggle, and I don't even
Speaker 1: get that because of goddamn Michael Shawn's.
Speaker 2: Well, Gail Kim grabs Norman's foot here, which allows James
Speaker 2: Storm to hit the last Call superkick.
Speaker 1: Which, like Sean Michaels should have been upset about that here,
Speaker 1: like that's his fucking shit, He's doing it right in
Speaker 1: front of his face.
Speaker 2: No, he does the tear draws.
Speaker 1: Sucks. This guy sucks as so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, James Storm hits that last Call super kick, Chris
Speaker 2: Harris pins Normous Smiley, and AMW picks up the win.
Speaker 2: What could they What could they fucking honestly be arguing about?
Speaker 2: They just picked up the fucking win.
Speaker 1: Well, the problem is James that Chris Harris stole James
Speaker 1: Storm's pin. He three Shark Boy out of the ring,
Speaker 1: Chris Harris took the pin and James Strm wanted the glory.
Speaker 2: It doesn't what.
Speaker 1: He wanted to get the fish big ass.
Speaker 2: Up, bro, we are sick of.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Chris Harris steals the win here. I guess
Speaker 2: that's how they want to play this. Yes, I hate
Speaker 2: that they're breaking AMW up.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, I know, like even even how
Speaker 1: I know it goes like James Storm is cool and
Speaker 1: like it ends up, you know, we get beer money
Speaker 1: down the line, Like I fucking like that. But man,
Speaker 1: AMW are such an awesome team, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: they there was more to do here, especially like you're
Speaker 1: telling me like AMW and Lax couldn't have had like
Speaker 1: a longer run, or like AMW and Daniels and styles
Speaker 1: like fuck, there's you know now, it's not the time
Speaker 1: to shorten the division.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I get it. They've been around for
Speaker 2: a while. They've done everything multiple times, you know, they've
Speaker 2: been at the top of the deal here for a while. Yes,
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, like you did have you know,
Speaker 2: just let him be a thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I did think it was funny that Chris
Speaker 1: Harris does double middle fingers blurry style.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gives the middle fingers and powders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gone. He's pissed. He's pissed at his his friend.
Speaker 2: Well, Christy hit me is here a picture and picture
Speaker 2: and tells us we have Christian Cage versus the Truth,
Speaker 2: and we also have the Jeff Jarrett polygraph test coming up.
Speaker 1: Of course, yes, I again, I like that little deal
Speaker 1: that they do that with her. They do it pretty much,
Speaker 1: is that the only I think they do it one
Speaker 1: more time after this, so it's pretty it's pretty consistent
Speaker 1: that they're doing this. I don't know how long that
Speaker 1: lasts for though.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't either, but it is cool. I mean,
Speaker 2: like for right now, you know, we go backstage. Jeff
Speaker 2: Jarrett is locked into the light detector test, and uh,
Speaker 2: I mean, this shit looks nuts, man.
Speaker 1: Dude, this is crazy. He's set up in this chair.
Speaker 1: He has like the gimmick around his head. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if that's like actually how this works. He's
Speaker 1: kind of strapped all over the place, but also he
Speaker 1: has his foot on Ewhy's lap and e Y is
Speaker 1: sitting next to him in a chair and Jared's foot
Speaker 1: or Jared's toe has an alligator head chomped down on
Speaker 1: his toe.
Speaker 2: I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like it's on his fucking to I guess
Speaker 1: that's a part of you know, uncle lose deal here
Speaker 1: to beat the polygraph is you gotta have an alligator.
Speaker 2: Don't disrespect uncle. That's uncle Leo.
Speaker 1: Unk unk Leo till fusspective.
Speaker 2: All right, he's doing. He put a lot into this,
Speaker 2: Jeff Jared also has a Martini and he also has
Speaker 2: a Cruela Deville cigarette. I have no I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: I only know what. I had no idea what to
Speaker 1: fucking put down. I legit wrote he's smoking some ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like I had to send it to
Speaker 1: Pedro to draw. I said he's smoking some fun out
Speaker 1: of just can you draw this? I legit only wrote down.
Speaker 1: I legit wrote down Cruella de Ville cigarette.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing I know here.
Speaker 1: That's a great way to put it, though, Like that
Speaker 1: is a way better picture than what I wrote of
Speaker 1: he's just smoking some ship.
Speaker 2: So Tim Redman is also here. He's the guy given
Speaker 2: the test.
Speaker 1: Yes, Tim Redman, he's an expert of course at the
Speaker 1: polygraph deal. Uh, this ship's pretty crazy. I don't uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know how this works. How does a polygraph
Speaker 1: test know you're lying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I think it writes a bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff on a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: Mmm, I can do that.
Speaker 2: Or I think it also makes a very loud noise.
Speaker 1: Also sure, sure so JB. Jeremy Borash is here as well.
Speaker 1: He's always here, And JB says, the polygraph test is
Speaker 1: about to be administered. But with all due respect, Jeff,
Speaker 1: one in the world does Ark Young have you doing here?
Speaker 1: And Jerry is, like you said, drinking about training and smoking.
Speaker 1: And Eric Young gets offended. He says, hey, easy, Jeremy Borash,
Speaker 1: this is all about nerves. And I know a thing
Speaker 1: or two about nerves. You know, he has never been
Speaker 1: more ready for something. I have his cheap perfectly aligned.
Speaker 1: The truth is in him. It's just got to come
Speaker 1: through this machine. And JB leans over to Jeff and
Speaker 1: he whispers, just really got you want to deal with
Speaker 1: your nerves? And Jeff puts his Martini down. He looks
Speaker 1: at Borash. Shut up, Borash, how many a lot of
Speaker 1: tempter tests have you passed? Uncle Leo has never failed one,
Speaker 1: and Ey says, remember roversus Wade the OJ trial were calm,
Speaker 1: were calm? So JB says, all right, Doc Tim Radman
Speaker 1: is here to administer the pop test. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: And the doc says yes, proceed with your first question.
Speaker 1: Tim Redman says, is your name Jeff Charrett? And before
Speaker 1: Jeff can even answer, EWI goes, whoa, Wait a minute, whoa?
Speaker 1: You don't got to answer that badgering the witness. Don't worry, Jeff,
Speaker 1: I got this. Proceed your honor and JB says, uh, well,
Speaker 1: thanks Eric. Somehow we just go by this question like
Speaker 1: JB accepts that this is not an answerable question. All right,
Speaker 1: well you're next question, and Tim Redman says, are you
Speaker 1: the nw A World heavyweight Champion? Yes, whoa, let's let's
Speaker 1: get ahead. Count here, I smell a rat? What a
Speaker 1: head count? You don't have to answer that one. I'm
Speaker 1: no expert, but you can. You can plead the fifth
Speaker 1: Commandment on that one. I'm pretty sure the fifth commandant.
Speaker 2: He's locked in.
Speaker 1: JB. JB's response to this is very good, very.
Speaker 2: Good, very good. This is gonna last a while.
Speaker 1: That's gotta take a litle bit longer than we thought,
Speaker 1: Donn and Mike back to you, they could have did
Speaker 1: this three more times minimum.
Speaker 2: Yes, if they had a longer show, for sure.
Speaker 1: I was actually like super wanting at least one more,
Speaker 1: like one more, give me one more? Ey haja deal
Speaker 1: here where they ask something ridiculous? Maybe have ey asked
Speaker 1: a question that like Jeff gets pissed asked or something
Speaker 1: like just just one more could have fucking worked fantastically here.
Speaker 1: But I'll take it.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to say that you don't want the
Speaker 2: Naturals on the show?
Speaker 1: I I can't believe that it had like a dedicated
Speaker 1: music video segment to the Naturals angle building to a
Speaker 1: seventeen Battle Royal, Like, there's gotta be a one other
Speaker 1: team in this that I could look at instead.
Speaker 2: So we got to a pre tape here. Mike today
Speaker 2: talked with Shane Douglas and the Naturals and Shane Douglas
Speaker 2: is not happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he's in his franchise gear and the Naturals
Speaker 1: have banded is in crazy shirts and necklace. They look
Speaker 1: fucking insane. And Today, says Shane Douglas, I've seen some
Speaker 1: unusual relationships through the years between managing wrestlers, but nothing
Speaker 1: like the emotional roller coaster I've seen between you and
Speaker 1: the Naturals, and the emotional roller coaster that he's putting
Speaker 1: them on is making them run stairs and do push ups.
Speaker 2: I love the close up of Shane Douglas laughing that
Speaker 2: was a good shot.
Speaker 1: That's what he's bets that. That's like Pete franchise is
Speaker 1: the laugh Yeah, and he says, listen, man, I could
Speaker 1: take it on top of the mountain. But they have
Speaker 1: to do everything I ask them. I'm not running them
Speaker 1: up and down steps and having to do push ups
Speaker 1: that I throw up because I think it's fun. I
Speaker 1: do it for a reason.
Speaker 2: I do love, by the way, that every move that
Speaker 2: the Naturals do in this music video or pre tape, Yes,
Speaker 2: it has like a large boom effect on it because they're.
Speaker 1: Big moves of course from the Naturals, the newly franchised Naturals.
Speaker 1: Please get that right, by the way, I love that.
Speaker 2: By the way, I love the boom effect.
Speaker 1: I love like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so classic wrestling to me. I enjoy a
Speaker 2: lot like that.
Speaker 1: Can sell me any promo, I think there's any promo
Speaker 1: even with the shittiest moves ever if you add boom
Speaker 1: sound effect. I was like, oh wow, he kind of
Speaker 1: gave it to him there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My favorite one in this video here was Shane
Speaker 2: Douglas slaps both of them and it makes a loud boom,
Speaker 2: and it does it both times. He slaps Andy Douglas
Speaker 2: and Chase Stevens individually and he goes boom boom.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was sick.
Speaker 1: So Shane Douglas says, or sorry, the fucking franchise, Sorry,
Speaker 1: fucking franchise says. You know, it's not a no cake
Speaker 1: walk here because being a champion is an easy task.
Speaker 1: If they can beat seven other teams, the newly Franchised
Speaker 1: Naturals will either walk out of No Surrender victorious or
Speaker 1: by god, I'm willing to end this experiment on the spot.
Speaker 1: Do you think of of Dinny's What are you laughing at? This?
Speaker 2: Shit is funny, man. They're the newly franchised Naturals, the
Speaker 2: newly franchised Naturals, by the way, they're newly franchised, and
Speaker 2: Shane Douglas does a promo and says, I'm about over this.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: Newly like it just happened. Fuck these guys fucking suck.
Speaker 1: Like I listen, I'm not a miracle worker. Boys, you
Speaker 1: want from me, We're here with this game sucks. Fucking
Speaker 1: team sucks. Chase Stevens is fucking pissed. What what do
Speaker 1: you do when a fucking stutter or something? This ship
Speaker 1: is bullshit, man, you guys have no good matches under
Speaker 1: your fucking belt. Yeah, dude, he says, I'm if they
Speaker 1: don't went on over this, I'm gonna end this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm end this ship now. And yeah, Chase Stemens says
Speaker 1: what and Shane Duncan stands up. He said, what you say?
Speaker 1: And Chase Simmons is you're gonna end this and she
Speaker 1: says yeah, And she says what do you mean you
Speaker 1: want to end it? And Chin says, listen, I don't
Speaker 1: want to put an end to it. But can you
Speaker 1: sit there and look me in the eye and say
Speaker 1: you've done everything I've asked, You've had good matches. I've
Speaker 1: actually just have one good match. You got one good match.
Speaker 1: We're fucking trying, like what the fuck? You have the
Speaker 1: greatest tag teams in the world, dear, and you guys
Speaker 1: can't fucking deliver one good match, Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And then Andy Douglas stands up. He says, Dad, Ellie,
Speaker 2: fuck franchise, son. I don't want you to be my
Speaker 2: dad anymore, but I just really franchised you. How come
Speaker 2: this guy's not Chase Stevens Douglas. That was the next
Speaker 2: stop for this angle, but franchise went it off. This train.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me the fuck out here. I got to
Speaker 1: interview some dudes real quick. Instead.
Speaker 2: I didn't even put two two together that these guys
Speaker 2: are father and son. It's like Taker and fucking Paul Bearer.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and that's her dad.
Speaker 1: How long does this fucking franchise Naturals to go for it.
Speaker 1: After the end of the Shane Douglas angle, Teenage were
Speaker 1: said to be done with the Naturals as a team,
Speaker 1: saying that they had given the team several opportunities to
Speaker 1: show the charisma but had not delivered. Situation has since
Speaker 1: been rectified to an extent, and after two house shows
Speaker 1: one in January to watch, the Natals returned in two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven. Oh fuck, that was like real here, okay,
Speaker 1: and then they're gone also by two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I did like the end of it, though, They're like,
Speaker 2: we did everything you asked to do, you did everything
Speaker 2: but win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except when I like that. I did like that.
Speaker 1: This isn't a bad idea for the whole deal here,
Speaker 1: like a manager of refucking freshing a team and then
Speaker 1: they win it just sadly they did it and then
Speaker 1: they didn't win, and then he leaves them.
Speaker 2: They didn't win the seventeen Battle Royal. That sucks. We
Speaker 2: get a bumper here for Bound for Glory with a
Speaker 2: cover version of Pods Alive.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, that's fucking awesome, dude, I love that.
Speaker 2: I think they also use Enemy by Fozzy for this
Speaker 2: Bound for Glory. Do you remember that? I was that
Speaker 2: this one?
Speaker 1: I don't. Oh fuck, let's see what is this? So six?
Speaker 2: Yeah six BFG Enemy it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is that one. Good shout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool. They have a lot of
Speaker 2: cool songs they played throughout the show.
Speaker 1: Was this the one where people thought Jericho was coming here?
Speaker 2: They did?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, okay, that's that's why I remember it, because
Speaker 1: they were like, oh fuck, and I think Fozzy or
Speaker 1: Jericho had TNA like on the front page of his website.
Speaker 2: He did, Yeah, he did, but it was just for
Speaker 2: this that's right. Yeah, we go to a pre tape here.
Speaker 2: Raven says that in nineteen ninety five he started his
Speaker 2: own dysfunctional family like doctor Frankenstein, like Doctor Frankenstein, Like
Speaker 2: Doctor Frankenstein.
Speaker 1: It's like that Stephanie fucking FROMO backdown. Yeah yeah, Edge, Edge, Yeah.
Speaker 1: He created his own monsters from scratch and his personal
Speaker 1: favorite and the pick of the letter was always Runt
Speaker 1: that spike. Of course I did like by the.
Speaker 2: Way that it cut immediately from him saying that he
Speaker 2: liked run, and then it cut immediately to a bys
Speaker 2: dragging him by his head up the ramp.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's like six clips very fast of a best
Speaker 1: beating the fuck out of him. But Raven is not
Speaker 1: thrilled with that. He says, a best, I didn't give
Speaker 1: you permission to play with him, like doctor Frankenstein. Doctor
Speaker 1: like Doctor Frankenstein, like doctor Frankenstein. So Raven says, with
Speaker 1: a with scalpel like precision, I'll slice into your cerebellum
Speaker 1: and I'll see what makes you tick. Next week, the
Speaker 1: narcotic defect of a Hangman's Horror match, change collars, handcuffs,
Speaker 1: and maybe an overdose of the even flow ddt Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not right. What short trip and uh, what what's
Speaker 1: going on here?
Speaker 2: What he says? The narcotic effect of a Hangman Horrors match,
Speaker 2: change collars, handcuffs, and an overdose of the Raven effect.
Speaker 1: Watching a different version than I was, maybe like foot
Speaker 1: leg jers or something to here. There are audio problems
Speaker 1: on this mindset even flow he said, and overdose something
Speaker 1: that even flow D. And if you say Raven effect,
Speaker 1: you should be killed.
Speaker 2: Well that's odd because as it said, Raven effect.
Speaker 1: That that's just what he said. That that's what he said,
Speaker 1: like doctor Franken's eye, jackass, Doctor frank designed, like doctor
Speaker 1: doctor a short trip and a bad landing.
Speaker 3: That's a classic quote, the raven never more. I mean, listen,
Speaker 3: you gotta hit the classics, like the Raven Effect. Well,
Speaker 3: if he did that here, yeah, probably did his.
Speaker 2: Shut your mouth all the tire is pretty cool though.
Speaker 1: Dude, he shut your mouth? Is it the fate one
Speaker 1: the be a tire?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: That one is fucking sick. I I mean like I said,
Speaker 1: I mean, I've always been a big Raven fan. He
Speaker 1: did like nothing in WFO that sucks.
Speaker 2: I know in my head. You know what's funny about that?
Speaker 1: In my head, he did a lot, I guess because
Speaker 1: he I mean he was featured, uh, because there was
Speaker 1: always like a hardcore title deal, right, and he was
Speaker 1: very involved in that. So that's that's probably why. And
Speaker 1: he was in the games too.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think the big thing there with me, man,
Speaker 2: is like I think a lot of the time, it's
Speaker 2: my brain sort of cross wires my time with the
Speaker 2: video game with the time of me watching the show. Okay,
Speaker 2: so like a lot of guys got a really big
Speaker 2: push in my head and they really very pattern Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they really just didn't at all, No, dude.
Speaker 1: But that's I mean, that's the video games are a
Speaker 1: time capsule, right, Like that's it's the it's everything that's
Speaker 1: going on at that time. That's how you remember it.
Speaker 1: And fucking Raven wasn't a bunch of those games.
Speaker 2: So now it's time for Christian Cage versus the Truth
Speaker 2: Ron Killings.
Speaker 1: They called a special challenge contest. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: I don't they don't really imply that there's any reward
Speaker 1: or anything. I don't know, if it's just they wanted
Speaker 1: it to sound like a big match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I just wasn't sure if there was something
Speaker 1: I was missing, if there was like a number one
Speaker 1: contender kind of deal here, or or if it was
Speaker 1: just like, hey, this is a big match.
Speaker 2: Well three weeks ago, Christian Cage hit Sting in the
Speaker 2: head out of midair with a guitar.
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome. I don't know what Sting was going for,
Speaker 1: but he got Nilt with a guitar. Dude.
Speaker 2: It's a legendary Christian Cage spot. I love that deal.
Speaker 1: I mean, Christian ten a run. We've talked about it
Speaker 1: a bunch. If you've listened to this pod enough, you
Speaker 1: have heard us wax poetic about it. But I thought
Speaker 1: Christian and TNA was awesome.
Speaker 2: I mean, like with Christian for a very long time
Speaker 2: until aw that's what as a Christian Cage fan you
Speaker 2: would hang your hat on.
Speaker 1: That's it was. It solidified everything that we like fucking
Speaker 1: thought about him. When he was, you know, getting that
Speaker 1: little push at the end of his wbe run. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, he can be a main eventor and
Speaker 1: here's how he's fucking kicking ass.
Speaker 2: That was always my guy. I always liked him. I
Speaker 2: thought he was fucking awesome. Like as the kid growing up,
Speaker 2: I don't know why, you know, sometimes you just pick
Speaker 2: a fucking wrestler. Sure that's one of your guys, and
Speaker 2: like Christian was one of those guys, and like nailed.
Speaker 2: That was what was so cool about tn A at
Speaker 2: the time, was like a lot of the guys that
Speaker 2: were coming in, not all of them, but a good
Speaker 2: amount of them were coming in with a chip on
Speaker 2: their shoulder, you know. Yea, they wanted to ask and
Speaker 2: I thought that was pretty cool, Like Angle and Cage
Speaker 2: and the guys that came in around that time. Sting
Speaker 2: came in too, with a chip on his shoulder, like
Speaker 2: early Stak. Sure he was there to fucking work man,
Speaker 2: and like it was. It was cool. Not everybody, but
Speaker 2: like nope, I mean you can point out a few
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: As the years on, the further we got along in
Speaker 1: the TNA thing, the more they hired dudes that were
Speaker 1: not really looking to have a resurgence as much as
Speaker 1: they were looking to.
Speaker 2: Get paid and not work as many dates.
Speaker 1: Yes, the schedule was like a crutch. It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we don't have to do much.
Speaker 2: Ever, I don't want to work the w W schedule
Speaker 2: house shows. I would like to do.
Speaker 1: DNA And I'm going to work on like house shows
Speaker 1: the dates that I do have.
Speaker 2: And I'll move to Florida and I'll just drive twenty
Speaker 2: minutes here and go home.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but not not Christian.
Speaker 2: Well, there's actually more here. So Christian cage hits sting
Speaker 2: in the head with the guitar. Yes, Christian then tosses
Speaker 2: a chair of Rhino's head and then grabs another chair
Speaker 2: and concertos him and leaves him laying in his own.
Speaker 1: Blood bosted him open. And I think this Christian Rhino
Speaker 1: feud goes on for a bit. They kind of go
Speaker 1: pretty personal with it, Like Christian ends up bringing like
Speaker 1: his alcohol deal, and I think there's some stuff with
Speaker 1: that kind. They do a bunch of stuff here. They
Speaker 1: do a bunch of gimmick matches. It's a good little
Speaker 1: piece of business.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They had that brawl. I can't remember the name
Speaker 2: of it. It had a gimmick too. It was like
Speaker 2: eight mile brawl or five mile brawl.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, eight mins talking about because Detroit eight mile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good match. And yeah, I mean they had
Speaker 2: a lot of good stuff here. I mean they were
Speaker 2: friends in real life, so they just kind of wanted
Speaker 2: to work together, I think, And I think they actually
Speaker 2: ended up having a really good feud.
Speaker 1: I mean they were together for a second in WWF right.
Speaker 1: I think he was like Edgend Christian's fucking bodyguard.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, I mean again, these these
Speaker 1: guys are very cool. Also another thing to note here. Truth,
Speaker 1: I mean we talked about this before. Ron Killings comes
Speaker 1: out to the What's Up? Theme, which still seems fucking
Speaker 1: crazy to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like it's dubbed in or something, but
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: No, it's not like this was his theme here. It's
Speaker 1: his song, so he could do what the fuck he
Speaker 1: wants with it. They show last week that Truth and
Speaker 1: Christian were fighting in the interview area and security had
Speaker 1: to split him up. So that's, you know, kind of
Speaker 1: how we got here.
Speaker 2: They start off with a strike exchange here in the
Speaker 2: middle before Christian goes low. Truth fights back as they
Speaker 2: head into an international and then Truth turns that into
Speaker 2: the live detector.
Speaker 1: What a great fucking move.
Speaker 2: Good move for this episode too, Oh shit, you're right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so weird.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, we watch a lot of these where,
Speaker 1: like you see guys do moves that become kind of
Speaker 1: a finish and it's just a move that they do,
Speaker 1: and that's kind of one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love the light detector. Man, I have no
Speaker 2: clue how he's able to move his body like that,
Speaker 2: but I love it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any goddamn sense at all.
Speaker 2: Actually, Christian throws Truth over to the apron here, Truth
Speaker 2: heads to the top. Christian runs to cut him off.
Speaker 2: Truth jumps off the top rope lands in a split
Speaker 2: off the fucking top row.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 2: He springs up and hits a spinning kick.
Speaker 1: How how how does that possible? Like how does that
Speaker 1: not tear every part of your body? Like doing a
Speaker 1: split normally, like even if you know how to do
Speaker 1: a split, like you know whatever, but doing it from
Speaker 1: the top is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It was seriously unreal. Like when I saw it happen,
Speaker 2: it was like, Wow, what did I just see? And
Speaker 2: then not only that, but it's like the crowd also
Speaker 2: went through that same deal in their head. There was
Speaker 2: like a moment where the crowd just looked at it
Speaker 2: and was like, what the fuck? And then everyone just
Speaker 2: stood up and started clapping. They're like, Wow, this was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: And he had more to do. He splits and then
Speaker 1: pops up and hits a fucking heel kick with theatrix.
Speaker 1: Like this is fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was super impressed here man.
Speaker 1: Really. By the way, just before that, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you saw this fucking but he I don't know
Speaker 1: if like this was called. It looked pretty crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't remember this being one of his moves. Have a
Speaker 1: lot of detector Christian feeds in truth does like the
Speaker 1: razor ramone choke slam to him.
Speaker 2: Oh you're right, he does do that, which looked great, dude, Okay.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I don't know why people don't do that.
Speaker 1: More like I love a good you know, cane one
Speaker 1: arm or in the showstopper, the razor ramone grab both
Speaker 1: sides of your neck and pick you up and slam
Speaker 1: you down is gnarly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that was really cool, you know what. I
Speaker 2: forgot to write that down, but yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 2: So Christian heads up here, but Truth drop kicks him
Speaker 2: to the floor, then hits a house show dive and
Speaker 2: we go to commercial.
Speaker 1: I like that little try. It was a triangle drop
Speaker 1: kick too, so he like jumped off the second to
Speaker 1: dropkick Christian off the rope. That was very cool.
Speaker 2: During the break, Christian poke Truth in the eyes and
Speaker 2: hit a reverse DDT off the set.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: We come back in here, Christian hits a neck breaker,
Speaker 2: then does a little dance to a sea of booze.
Speaker 2: He's gonna get his heat.
Speaker 1: Now, dude, crazy ass dance. Also, what is crazy is
Speaker 1: how Don West sounds here.
Speaker 2: What do you sound like here?
Speaker 1: Okay? So Don West is like, you know there, he's
Speaker 1: talking about the match. After the fucking thing he does
Speaker 1: the Christian does a dance, and Don West is very like,
Speaker 1: very sloppy post production insert here where they had to
Speaker 1: dub him here, he's normal, Don West says. He says, oh,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if it's his friend Rhino. Then they
Speaker 1: dub very loud. It doesn't matter if it's Ron Killings,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if it's Sting. And he goes back and
Speaker 1: does the rest of his sentence super badly inserted.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1: It's rough.
Speaker 2: Truth works up out of a chin lock here and
Speaker 2: heads up to the top. Christian tries to cut him off,
Speaker 2: but Truth pushes him to the mat. Truth jumps off
Speaker 2: the top rope and hits an Alabama jam for two.
Speaker 1: This is so scary how he does this leg drop.
Speaker 1: It's almost like he's doing a sent on. And it
Speaker 1: also like his legs just happened to on Christian's head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a delayed deal. It was cool looking.
Speaker 1: It was fucking super cool. It looks actually like crazier
Speaker 1: than a regular leg draw, like, look like you hurt.
Speaker 2: Truth follows up with a double line comeback, and then
Speaker 2: he hits an Osaka street cutter.
Speaker 1: That is fucking so awesome. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: really ever see that move anymore.
Speaker 2: I think he calls it Truth or Consequences, but uh,
Speaker 2: it's a vertical suplex. And then he turns it into
Speaker 2: a stunner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like flips you over, Yeah, like as if
Speaker 1: you were gonna like flip over to reverse out of it,
Speaker 1: except he drops down into a stunner.
Speaker 2: It's very Yeah, I think O soccer street Cutter is
Speaker 2: like reverse DDT hold and then you suplex him up suplex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have.
Speaker 2: Reverse suplex into Stunner or cutter, whatever you want to
Speaker 2: do there. But yeah, I think Truth does it vertical
Speaker 2: suplex style. So it's from the front, up and over.
Speaker 2: He calls that Truth or Consequences. Great fucking move, by
Speaker 2: the way, super cool. Yeah, Christian goes for the un prettier,
Speaker 2: but Truth gets up. He's able to flashpin Christian for
Speaker 2: a two point nine here. Christian then hits a spirit
Speaker 2: out of the corner for a two point nine. They're
Speaker 2: really going for it here.
Speaker 1: I liked that the crowd because obviously, you know, Christian
Speaker 1: has the whole thing with edge, and it was obviously
Speaker 1: an edge style spear, but the crowd was channing Gore,
Speaker 1: which I thought was cute. It's like, okay, good, they
Speaker 1: fucking fuck with this angle.
Speaker 2: Truth hits a back elbow on Christian and he accidentally
Speaker 2: hits the ref No. Truth then hits a choking stein
Speaker 2: on Christian with the leg hook.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. He stops him, dude.
Speaker 2: It took way too long for the referee to see
Speaker 2: it because he had obviously just been hit and Christian's
Speaker 2: able to kick out. Christian kicks Truth in the nuts,
Speaker 2: looks at the camera. It hits the pier for the three.
Speaker 1: I don't know if commentary saw that he kicked them
Speaker 1: in the balls, because they don't really sell it. They
Speaker 1: just said, ah, he had the unprettier damn.
Speaker 2: I mean it's the most blatant kick in the nuts.
Speaker 2: I mean, godly, the camera was looking straight at him.
Speaker 1: I know, like they don't acknowledge they kicked them the
Speaker 1: balls at all. I thought it was weird. I don't
Speaker 1: maybe they just fucking were looking at something else. They're
Speaker 1: looking at the big red phone in front of them,
Speaker 1: ringing despicable.
Speaker 2: I should have dub that in there.
Speaker 1: Don West says, it gets the win, son of a bitch, Christian,
Speaker 1: but he's not done.
Speaker 2: No, because Christian brings two chairs into the ring for
Speaker 2: the concerto on the Truth. But Rhino makes the save.
Speaker 1: Dude, Rhino comes running down crazy like he runs nute.
Speaker 1: His legs are too big to be running with.
Speaker 2: I love Rhino, man, I love Rhino, and like he's
Speaker 2: in great shape here, yes, and he's still got that fire.
Speaker 2: It's very cool.
Speaker 1: He's a guy like Christian that came in to prove
Speaker 1: something right, like, hey, I can be a fucking top guy.
Speaker 2: I'll burn my UCW belt.
Speaker 1: Fuck him. I don't give a fuck, I'll burn got
Speaker 1: him all the belts, give me doring and roadkills tag
Speaker 1: titles too. It was shit. So yeah, Christian swings a
Speaker 1: chair of Rhino, Rhino ducks and fires off on him.
Speaker 1: H's a short arm, closed line. He's fired up. He
Speaker 1: swings a chair Christian, but Christian powders and runs up
Speaker 1: the ramp and Rhino gets a mic. And this problem
Speaker 1: would have been a lot different if it wasn't on
Speaker 1: normal TV. But sadly we don't get any motherfuckers or
Speaker 1: I'll kill your famili said this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they must have told Rhino at chill fuck out, man, he.
Speaker 1: Says, Christian, you ran out of here like a little girl.
Speaker 1: You talked about ten plus years of friendship. Well you
Speaker 1: ended in this very ring two weeks ago. And you
Speaker 1: know what I say. We do something a little different
Speaker 1: and no surrender. We stand in this ring and look out,
Speaker 1: I as opponents, he says, I swear to you fans,
Speaker 1: and I swear as God is my witness, I will
Speaker 1: cut you Christian cage in half with a Gore Gore
Speaker 1: Gore shifts. I mean, this is fucking awesome. He's also huge.
Speaker 2: I love that the Gore Gore Gore just became his thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Hayman's deal, right, like on commentary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gore go Yeah.
Speaker 1: This his theme song too, right, it's the start of
Speaker 1: his song.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and that just became his thing. Like whenever
Speaker 2: I think of Gore, I think Gore, Gore, Gore.
Speaker 1: You have to do it three times? Yeah, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: I should have grabbed the mic. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, got day?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, we try it again.
Speaker 1: Try one more, one more fucker right o, Hey, what
Speaker 1: heck you gotta Which part?
Speaker 2: Did you not want me to do?
Speaker 1: The fucker part? You can't swear? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: take it from the crowd. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: One more rhino go. Fuck. That's alright, Well we'll fix
Speaker 1: it and fuck Christy, take it away, Christy, goddamn holy ship.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage. JB says the polygraph test has
Speaker 2: just concluded.
Speaker 1: Hooray, and Jeff Jaredan has answered every single question posed
Speaker 1: to him. By the polygraph specialist, and Jared comes out
Speaker 1: of the room and e why is there with him?
Speaker 1: Jared still has all his ship shtrapped to his head
Speaker 1: from the test, and Jeff says, JB, do you want
Speaker 1: to be the first man to shake the hand of
Speaker 1: an innocent man? Why is standing there smelling Jeff's martini? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is very strong. Jeff says, there's the superstar of
Speaker 1: the evening show time Eric, Young Eric, I'm taking you out,
Speaker 1: and Ey immediately gets defensive and says, of tna, it's
Speaker 1: my life, this is my life. Jeff says, no, you
Speaker 1: know you've got a job for life. Your grandfathered in.
Speaker 1: Speaking of relatives, I want to personally thank you Uncle Leo.
Speaker 1: Open that Hunt Lodge and Saskatoon. We are on the
Speaker 1: level hell of enough for you. You got here. And
Speaker 1: guess what, Borash, I get to go away for six
Speaker 1: to eight weeks? Now, what fucking right? You just get
Speaker 1: to go You get a training camp for six to
Speaker 1: eight weeks?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man like he got no matchup, no surrender.
Speaker 2: He's gonna take the time off and he's gonna get
Speaker 2: ready for sting.
Speaker 1: That's what he says. I I mean listen, champion here,
Speaker 1: it's title versus career. It's a big deal. He's got
Speaker 1: to go away, and he says he's got to go
Speaker 1: away and get spooky, just like Sting boo and EWI
Speaker 1: goes whoa and Jeff says, come on, Eric, let's go
Speaker 1: the ring and clear my good name. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out on raw if Jeff Jared is
Speaker 1: innocent or if he's guilty. And the polygraph guy Ted
Speaker 1: Redman comes out and he looks at JB and he
Speaker 1: just shakes his head.
Speaker 2: We get an Ultimate X hype package here to a
Speaker 2: cover of Lincoln Park Numb that is fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Like this whole deal here is like the epitome of
Speaker 1: how I felt about two thousand and six wrestling. It's
Speaker 1: Ultimate X. They're showing all the coolest moves ever on
Speaker 1: this cool fucking match, and it's a Lincoln Park cover
Speaker 1: with a sweet voiceover like this is my life.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, just like how fucking cool was all
Speaker 2: this shit? I mean, especially like two thousand and six,
Speaker 2: I was thirteen, you know, and like a damn weakon
Speaker 2: Park Numb and Pod Alive. I'm rocking both of these
Speaker 2: CDs and burning them through the fucking CD player at
Speaker 2: this point, you know what I mean, Like, yes, I
Speaker 2: am listening to these front to back. I love this shit,
Speaker 2: and then like hearing like covers of this, it didn't
Speaker 2: even I don't even know if it registered to me
Speaker 2: that like this could be a cover. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's the fuck, it's all that's no, I'm been alive,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Oh, Okay, I definitely thought it was like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: just the instrumental of the songs that I know.
Speaker 2: I think the coolest thing here is that TNA created
Speaker 2: something new with Ultimate X, and like, not only that,
Speaker 2: it was fucking awesome. I mean TNA missed a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean TNA sure shot and missed a lot.
Speaker 1: But I think that was hard being a TNA fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, But I think with like Ultimate X, I
Speaker 2: think everyone can kind of agree. Ultimate X is pretty
Speaker 2: fucking sweet.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is fucking unbelievable. It is a showcase of
Speaker 1: the coolest shit of all time.
Speaker 2: Also Ultimate X with Lincoln Park numb playing, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's all I ever wanted out of wrestling. Like two
Speaker 1: thousand and six, Johnny was all about this shit.
Speaker 2: Dude, and this is the first tag team Ultimate X.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, we gotta fucking watch that. Like that sounds
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. I don't remember it. I'm sure I watched it,
Speaker 1: Like I definitely watched all this shit, but you know
Speaker 1: I'm old.
Speaker 2: So now it's time for the Jim Cornette town Hall.
Speaker 1: Jim Cornett is here and he's holding court. He says,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, I've coming tonight to conduct some very
Speaker 1: horton business concerning Jeff Jarrett, the NBA World Heavyweight Champion. Hey,
Speaker 1: I gotta say, by the way, I love authority figures
Speaker 1: like this, like babyface, authority figures that are not afraid
Speaker 1: to not only not take shit from the top heels,
Speaker 1: but also are super like down to put it right
Speaker 1: in their fucking face, Like he is the voice of
Speaker 1: the crowd. And like that's why you can get behind
Speaker 1: an authority figure like fucking Jim Cornett or like the
Speaker 1: top baby because they he's like just he's the voice
Speaker 1: of the crowd. He's just saying what all the crowd thinks,
Speaker 1: Like fucking Jeff Jarrett is an asshole who keeps cheating,
Speaker 1: and we want to see some come up into here
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get it like. This works fucking perfectly,
Speaker 1: so Cortnett says, But first, after what I just saw
Speaker 1: between Christian and Rhino, I want to let them all.
Speaker 1: I want to let them all hang out and no
Speaker 1: surrender a Mattagam match. It'll be Christian Cage one on
Speaker 1: one with Rhino. That's September twenty fourth, perfect I fight,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go right, all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is, he says.
Speaker 1: Now everyone knows Jeff Jared's been going around CNA for
Speaker 1: a month saying he's innocent. There's no conspiracy with guys
Speaker 1: like Larry's Obisco and Earl Hebner and Christian Cage, even
Speaker 1: though Jeff Jarrett seems to be the one to benefit.
Speaker 1: He said he wanted he take a polygraph test, so
Speaker 1: I decided to take him up on it. Despite a
Speaker 1: lot of problems, we got the results and they're right here,
Speaker 1: and I want to confront the NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
Speaker 1: Bring out Jeff Jarrett. Bre woo woo.
Speaker 2: Jared comes out here with ey. He does the whole
Speaker 2: entrance with Pyro, and of course the pirates scares E.
Speaker 1: Why of course it fucking does. I mean, the crowd
Speaker 1: boos the shit of this guy. He's the NWA champion.
Speaker 1: I mean, fuck this dude, Man, fuck this guy.
Speaker 2: I mean this guy had heat you, dude.
Speaker 1: Yes, like I don't no one else. I don't think
Speaker 1: anybody else has this level of heat.
Speaker 2: No one else is on the show as much as
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 1: That's fucking very true. That is very fucking true. So
Speaker 1: Cornett says, I don't know what you're doing out here. Eric,
Speaker 1: You're so scared about using it losing your job, you
Speaker 1: hook up with people like this. Cornett says, Jeff, I
Speaker 1: told you, if I can prove this tests that you
Speaker 1: were guilty of any kind of lie, that would make
Speaker 1: you a very unhappy man. But I do want to
Speaker 1: say before I read these results that polygraph tests are
Speaker 1: not admissible in court because some pathological liars could beat them.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's practically right in Jared's face as he
Speaker 1: said that me. However, that being said, I got the results.
Speaker 1: You gotta ask a lot of questions, but this is
Speaker 1: the meat of the matter right here. These three questions.
Speaker 1: Jeff Jarrett, you were asked, did you act in collusion
Speaker 1: with or have prior knowledge of Christian Cage's actions at
Speaker 1: Hard Justice on August thirteenth, two thousand and six. Your
Speaker 1: answer was no, and the polygraph test says you're telling
Speaker 1: the truth. Jeff, I mean Jared Fire crazy. He's like
Speaker 1: a baby face again. He's fucking love it. He's fiz pumping.
Speaker 1: Oh he fuck yes, And Today says really, and Don says, ah,
Speaker 1: I believe that there's a sign in the crowded guy
Speaker 1: has two signs. One says not guilty and the other
Speaker 1: says guilty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that they got good shots of him too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he held up to not guilty one for this one,
Speaker 1: of course, Cornet says. Question two, did you act in
Speaker 1: collision with referee Earl Hebner to regain the NWA World
Speaker 1: Championship at Slammiversary June eighteenth, two thousand and six. Your
Speaker 1: answer was no. The polygraph test says you're telling the truth.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit. Mike today is frankically flipping the announcedab rover.
Speaker 1: No fucking way, he should have ran up a j
Speaker 1: R Style pull have a wagon his finger. No fucking way, dude,
Speaker 1: no fucking way, Cornett says. Question three, have you for
Speaker 1: the past year acted in conspiracy? In close proximity with
Speaker 1: Larry's ebisco to influence match out comes, to allow you
Speaker 1: to regain or retain the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. You
Speaker 1: went or no, The polygraph says, you're a damn liar. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: Don West goes nuts. Oh yeah, he is there it is.
Speaker 2: That's what we've been waiting for.
Speaker 1: Guilty, guilty, guilty, Jared. Dude, He holds up the guilty
Speaker 1: sign and Today says, there it is. Jarrett looks like
Speaker 1: he has a he's seen a fucking ghost. Donald says,
Speaker 1: look at Jared's face. He thought he passed it. I mean,
Speaker 1: the crowd is hooting and hollering, dude, they are so
Speaker 1: fucking fired up that he didn't get fucking away with this.
Speaker 1: This is the most wrestling shit ever, dude.
Speaker 2: I love this, dude. It is not only the most
Speaker 2: wrestling shit ever, but the match that they announce here
Speaker 2: is like the most territory ass match I've ever heard
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, like this is legit. If you dreamt up
Speaker 1: a wrestling thing like from the territory day, this is
Speaker 1: exactly how it would have went, and it works. I Mean,
Speaker 1: Jeff is pissed. He drops then wa title. He puts
Speaker 1: his hands on his hips and he stares a hole
Speaker 1: through Eric Young because obviously this is Eric Young's fault.
Speaker 2: I love that Eric Young like immediately powders to dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jarrett walks him down Ey powders and runs up
Speaker 1: the rimp crazy style.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he runs Jack Black style here.
Speaker 1: That's a great went in fin it the crowd chance.
Speaker 1: Jeff's a liar, he's flipping out. He kicks the bottom rope.
Speaker 1: That's the fucking staple of a good heel, and Cornett
Speaker 1: gives it to him. He says, you want to know
Speaker 1: how we can tell when you're lying, Jeff Jarrett, when
Speaker 1: your lips are moving, you're lying. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. So you know what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna give these people a chance to
Speaker 1: get even for what you put them through. At No Surrender.
Speaker 1: I can't make you defend that title, because that'd be
Speaker 1: cheating sting out of his chance to bound for glory.
Speaker 1: But I sure as that can make you wrestle. No Surrender.
Speaker 1: I love that, Like, that's a thing that they could
Speaker 1: have totally not explained. They could have just fucking went
Speaker 1: over it. Jeff's wrestling at the pay review, fucking whatever.
Speaker 1: But I super appreciate that he went out of his
Speaker 1: way to say, this is why we're able to do this, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they went the extra step here for sure.
Speaker 1: They world build like that's super important here, Like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: he probably could have just defended the title, but no,
Speaker 1: sting gets the fucking shot. It bound for glory. But
Speaker 1: you're gonna wrestle, so he says, not just gonna be
Speaker 1: any kind of match. We're gonna pick out ten, twelve,
Speaker 1: maybe in eighteen of these TNA fans. We're gonna give
Speaker 1: everybody a shot at it. And Jeff, we're gonna put
Speaker 1: those fans around the ring, and we're gonna give each
Speaker 1: and every one of them a nice long, thick leather strap.
Speaker 1: Don West immediately after hear a thick long leather strap, Oh,
Speaker 1: I like where this is going.
Speaker 2: He wants to be out there with the fans.
Speaker 1: And Jeff. When your true nature comes out and you
Speaker 1: start to turn tail and run other ring, all those
Speaker 1: fans will those belts are gonna have full license and
Speaker 1: authority that'll whipped up by Jesus out of you until
Speaker 1: you get back in. This is fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: I love that Jeff Jared turns around, he fucking unbuttons
Speaker 2: the bottom of his shirt.
Speaker 1: Uh, you're all gonna have a chance to get even
Speaker 1: with Jeff Jarrett. And Jarrett's starting to leave. He's pissed,
Speaker 1: he's had enough, and Cornet says, whoa wait a minute,
Speaker 1: forgot about something? You want to who you're wrestling? Come on,
Speaker 1: come back in the ring. We'll tell you. The crowd
Speaker 1: already knows who the fuck they want. The crowd almost
Speaker 1: like it's it's timed unbelievably well that every one of
Speaker 1: them wanted to see Samoa fucking Joe beat the shit
Speaker 1: out of this guy.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, I thought that was so cool to
Speaker 2: hear them immediately go.
Speaker 1: To that, because that could have backfired if it wasn't
Speaker 1: Joe sucks, right, I definitely could have for sure, Like
Speaker 1: you have anybody else come out of here, they'd probably
Speaker 1: be like, ah, man, that sucks, but Joe. They chant
Speaker 1: Joe and they get Joe. He says that no surrender,
Speaker 1: and the fans revenge Umberjack match on pay per view.
Speaker 1: You Jeff Jared one on one. I had him standing
Speaker 1: by because I figured you would be a liar. That
Speaker 1: is so fucking awesome. Again, totally didn't need to explain it,
Speaker 1: but he had Joe because he Jeff would be a liar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was awesome with this man.
Speaker 1: Joe's music hits huge fucking pop. Jarrett drops to his
Speaker 1: knees like he just saw, goddamn, the end of his
Speaker 1: life happened before his eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that. Joe comes out smiling. It cuts
Speaker 2: back to the ring and Jeff Jarr's there on his knees.
Speaker 2: He knows it's over.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: That's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Dude, that is so fucking awesome. Man, the crowd, I mean,
Speaker 1: Cornett starts a Joe's gonna kill you chand dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It cuts to Joe on the ramp and then
Speaker 2: in the background you just hear Cornett Joe's gonna killing you.
Speaker 1: And the crowd chants it and Joe stares him down.
Speaker 1: He has a belt in his hand, and I mean, dude, again,
Speaker 1: this is so simple stuff. But I loved this segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought this played out really well, especially for
Speaker 2: a segment they set up. Like you mentioned, they only
Speaker 2: had one time to do it during the show, so
Speaker 2: you know, them being able to pay it off so well.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean like Jeff Jarrett as NWA champion
Speaker 2: pretty much set them up to where every single person
Speaker 2: in the Impact Zone in the back in the crowd,
Speaker 2: they wanted to see someone beat this guy so they
Speaker 2: could do stuff like this. And this turned out to
Speaker 2: be really awesome.
Speaker 1: It was fucking great piece of business here. And that
Speaker 1: is not the end of the show, because we get
Speaker 1: the classic adrenaline a Rush recap of the whole show,
Speaker 1: which I always love.
Speaker 2: Adreidal Rush Rush.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know you can't get enough of the
Speaker 1: adrenaline rush man. I love this.
Speaker 2: It was unique, man, I mean it was a unique
Speaker 2: package they had.
Speaker 1: Here, forty five minute show, you know, an hour with commercials.
Speaker 1: I super enjoyed this show. They told me everything I
Speaker 1: needed to know about No Surrender coming up. They showed
Speaker 1: me who the fuck the top guys are. They told
Speaker 1: me what angles were going on. We had some fun matches,
Speaker 1: didn't waste any of my time. I don't feel like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe the Naturals didn't have to interviewing, but you don't.
Speaker 1: For the most fire, you know, I felt like, uh,
Speaker 1: they were they were going for something here, and I
Speaker 1: I fucking really enjoyed my time.
Speaker 2: I am sorry, I just that's so fucking funny. Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: we're here with the newly franchised Naturals, guys, I might
Speaker 2: be done with this.
Speaker 1: What you see the newly part of you fucking kidding me? Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: get back here?
Speaker 2: Holy shit, man, you Beck, You're dad only ship man.
Speaker 1: That's Maverick Matt next week. So that is it for
Speaker 1: Tina Impact September seventh, two thousand and six. And now
Speaker 1: it's time for the maid.
Speaker 2: Go joining Linn Rush, Joiner Lynn Rush.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names, because you know we can't
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Speaker 2: All right, it's time for the main event.
Speaker 1: Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. I want to hear
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Speaker 2: Brett Stevens, Jesus bro you versus the world, Early Wheels.
Speaker 2: I feel like COMMI you the way I be coming through?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: What is WWE going to do in the year three,
Speaker 2: nine hundred and eighty four when they have to host
Speaker 2: the actual WrestleMania two.
Speaker 1: Thousand, it'll probably be just as shitty as the actual
Speaker 1: WrestleMania two thousand was all a wimber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, seth Oliver Gerard, Hello, Jim McKenna, James Horbury, Oh,
Speaker 2: James Maiden.
Speaker 1: A lot of Jimmy James deals here.
Speaker 2: I tune in only for the Deadlock updates and nothing else.
Speaker 2: And that last name sucked ass damn.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like the name James, but like, I respect
Speaker 1: the updates part. I mean there was a lot of
Speaker 1: them on this show, so you're probably happy. E Lie Yeah,
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Speaker 2: But turns out it wasn't a It wasn't.
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Speaker 2: Johnny shooting meat Wade because he shaped into Abe Lincoln
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Speaker 1: you got through that one. Dude, charge sock. Can we
Speaker 1: get one fucking week? Why the funk do you give up?
Speaker 1: Like an announcer intro.
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Speaker 2: muertos Eh, that's like uh a gamer tag or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like and you know how the letters
Speaker 1: are capitalized and stuff.
Speaker 2: I like that. The guy who's ship in that toilet
Speaker 2: in Sawa, I mean, why didn't have fucking pooh in it?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I guess somebody had his ship got a poop.
Speaker 4: They were in there for a long time, man, that's
Speaker 4: I mean, they should have thought I'm throwing like little
Speaker 4: pebbles at him for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, there's no way. I mean, I guess he was.
Speaker 1: He took a goddamn serum to stay knocked out, So
Speaker 1: I don't know if he would have sold any of it,
Speaker 1: but you know I would have had some fun. Take
Speaker 1: my shoe off thrown at his head.
Speaker 2: You're telling me that he took the seerum to be
Speaker 2: knocked out and it didn't make himhp his pants.
Speaker 1: They didn't well, they didn't show his ass. He could
Speaker 1: have shipped his pants.
Speaker 2: That would have been nuts.
Speaker 1: He just gets them on a lock. Da. He gets
Speaker 1: up and like sh sounds like shit. Oh man, grandfa
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Speaker 1: his fucking leg cut off or whatever what Gordon saw
Speaker 1: his leg off off. He's with me.
Speaker 2: He's going to me the whole fucking time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we fucking pranked too crazy, didn't we ask? Why
Speaker 1: fuck you fuck you, Adam.
Speaker 2: Adam says you ship your pants.
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Speaker 2: I'm heading to Philly for Lebron James seventy six ers
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