WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:02.640 The boys back. 2 00:00:04.679 --> 00:00:08.359 Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and 3 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:09.640 sixty two, and. 4 00:00:09.599 --> 00:00:12.640 We're here to kick your fucking ass today. 5 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:17.280 It's time for the sixty minute Adrenaline Rush Run Rush 6 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:19.440 TNA Impact. 7 00:00:19.280 --> 00:00:22.600 Ten Impact September seven, two thousand and six, James, where 8 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:24.640 we will find out whether or not Jeff Jared is 9 00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:28.239 a big liar or not as he takes a polygraph test. 10 00:00:28.679 --> 00:00:31.960 But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates. 11 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:35.200 Patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW is the place to be. 12 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:37.200 You need it, you want it, you gotta have it, 13 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:40.200 and you haven't experienced it, well, you gotta give yourself 14 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:42.840 a little taste. 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Two count them, two Guitar Hero sets. 26 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:22.480 As we continue on to our completion of Guitar Hero three, James, I. 27 00:01:22.439 --> 00:01:24.879 Gotta say some of those songs were kicking our asses too, 28 00:01:24.959 --> 00:01:26.319 But man, we did a good job. 29 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:28.840 I think I also need everyone to know that we 30 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:32.959 ran into technical difficulties and spent again another two hours 31 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:34.560 trying to figure out how to fucking get it to 32 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:36.280 work because it just stopped working. 33 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:38.959 Man. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the deal was. 34 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:43.719 The guitar was fucking all up, the keyboard wasn't recognizing anything. Yeah, 35 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:45.120 it was such a pain in the ass. We were 36 00:01:45.159 --> 00:01:47.879 sitting there forever. But we figured it out, and you 37 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:50.040 know what, we said, fuck it, We're playing two sets. 38 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:53.200 We put so much work in that we're not gonna 39 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:55.760 just sit here for one set. We're doing double set. 40 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:58.719 I mean, man, it was fuck James, Like, even without me, 41 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:01.680 James's guitar just wasn't working. I don't know what the 42 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:02.519 fuck was going on. 43 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:06.719 It would work in Rock Band two, but not Guitar Hero, so. 44 00:02:07.159 --> 00:02:09.639 Check that out. Of course, the deadlock after show. Also 45 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:11.840 in the five dollars tier, you get watched this and 46 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:14.759 we just dropped all of the Watch This episodes for 47 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:18.120 the month of July on your four matches. Go check 48 00:02:18.199 --> 00:02:20.000 him out. There's a lot of fucking fun stuff in 49 00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:23.919 that if you like watch along type of stuff. Speaking 50 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:26.840 of watch along stuff, if you enjoy even more watch 51 00:02:26.879 --> 00:02:29.439 Along stuff than the ten dollars tier, you get the 52 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:32.719 Long Way. That's our monthly full length watch Along. And 53 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.800 this time we were joined by one the Invisible Man 54 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:38.319 one an appearance James. 55 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:40.199 He had a cool ass hat too. 56 00:02:40.599 --> 00:02:42.400 I mean, how did that hat get that big? 57 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:45.240 He also thought that Scooby Doo two is better than 58 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:47.240 Scooby Doo one, which was odd. I had to put 59 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:47.960 him in its place. 60 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:50.319 There's a big argument between James and the Invisible Man 61 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:52.199 in that one. If you want to see all the drama, 62 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:55.319 as well as the Invisible Man's pick for what we 63 00:02:55.319 --> 00:02:58.280 were gonna watch, which is of course the Hulk Hogan 64 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:02.000 Special movie three Ninjas high Noon at Mega Mountain, which 65 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:04.159 all of you supposedly have seen, and we're the only 66 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:05.919 ones that have not seen it. So now we've seen 67 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:08.800 it and you can see it with us on the 68 00:03:08.960 --> 00:03:11.759 Long Way. In the ten dollars and above tier. Also 69 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:13.639 in the ten dollars tier, a new retro sinc is 70 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:17.240 up bi weekly. David makes a retro sinc based on 71 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:20.719 a previous review of ours, and this one is on 72 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:23.000 a review that we did of the episode of SmackDown 73 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.879 from nineteen ninety nine. Or Triple H has five gimmick 74 00:03:25.919 --> 00:03:29.639 matches in one night, a lot of crazy matches in that, 75 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:32.879 including a big show choke slam match, an inferno match 76 00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:35.240 with Kine, and I believe he has a handicap match 77 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:38.960 with Midian and Viscera. And lastly, if you want updates 78 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:41.759 about anything Deadlock, this, that, and the other, whether it 79 00:03:41.759 --> 00:03:45.120 be Patreon or on this podcast, or anything else, join 80 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:47.000 the Deadlock Discord. You can find the link in the 81 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:49.960 description of all of our podcasts. If you're a Patreon 82 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:52.479 you can join the Patreon exclusive chat and chat with 83 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:54.560 all the dippers. But if you don't have one, hey, 84 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:56.520 that's aokay. You can still join in and get your 85 00:03:56.599 --> 00:04:00.360 updates by joining on the link in the description. So 86 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.960 go join now. And now time I'm going to talk 87 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:07.599 about TNA Impact September seventh, two thousand and six. 88 00:04:11.479 --> 00:04:15.240 All right, let's get into TNA Impact, September seventh, two 89 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:16.240 thousand and six. 90 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:20.639 No, I won't. You can't make me. What if I 91 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:22.079 just didn't watch the show? What would you do? 92 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:27.040 Testing do you read? 93 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:32.000 That would be pretty nuts. That's never happened, though, But 94 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:34.560 sometimes I think about it. Sometimes I think about just 95 00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:36.560 lying to you and not watching the show and just 96 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:38.439 seeing how the show goes. You think I could get 97 00:04:38.439 --> 00:04:40.879 through a whole show lying, Hey, dude, can you. 98 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:43.240 Do the part where you say we're gonna go over 99 00:04:43.279 --> 00:04:44.240 the wrestling observers? 100 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:49.839 Now? Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's fine. Talk about you know, potential, 101 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:51.240 just how our lives. 102 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:53.800 Could be if you just could get started on that. 103 00:04:54.319 --> 00:05:03.040 Okay, yeah, but we all would be happy. But take 104 00:05:03.079 --> 00:05:04.319 a look at what was going on in the water 105 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:11.240 wrestle at the time, James, I love the chart. All right, 106 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:13.680 that's good, that's fine. Wow, this is like fucking awesome. Hell. 107 00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:18.360 From The Observer, September fourth, two thousand and six, Meltzer writes, 108 00:05:18.399 --> 00:05:20.439 in a move that took many by surprise, but in 109 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:24.160 truth seemed an inevitability, the wrestling career of Kurt Angle, 110 00:05:24.279 --> 00:05:26.920 at least as it pertains to World Wrestling Entertainments, may 111 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:31.079 be over. Angle thirty seven was fired on August twenty 112 00:05:31.079 --> 00:05:33.399 fifth over a series of issues, from fears he was 113 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:37.879 destroying himself to erratic behavior. While many will simplify this 114 00:05:37.959 --> 00:05:40.240 and say it's over problems with pain killers or issues 115 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:43.199 with management, the story is far more complex than that, 116 00:05:43.560 --> 00:05:46.600 and the decision was hardly spur of the moment. Angle 117 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:49.240 suffered the growing injury on August thirteenth in White Planes. 118 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:51.920 He came to television two days later and won its work, 119 00:05:51.959 --> 00:05:54.800 denying the severity of the injury. Vince told him he 120 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:57.399 was hurt and that he had to be pulled from SummerSlam, 121 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:59.079 and they did. The Angle will paul him and pulled 122 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:00.879 him from the ladder match, and he later got in 123 00:06:00.879 --> 00:06:03.920 a backstage confrontation vignette with Hayman Big Show and the 124 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.279 Helmeted Bashums. 125 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:08.600 I love that everybody remembers the Bashums. 126 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:11.879 Especially the Helmeted Bashums, which you know was the high 127 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:12.600 point of their career. 128 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.720 On August twenty first, the day yeah I'm doing this now, 129 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:18.639 the day before the taping in Willis fare, PA, he 130 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:21.480 called John Laurnidis and told him that his legs were 131 00:06:21.560 --> 00:06:23.839 non and he was being wheeled through the airport and 132 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:26.560 claimed his sports massage therapist told him he torn his 133 00:06:26.639 --> 00:06:27.560 abdominal muscle. 134 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:28.319 Holy fuck. 135 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:30.839 That was said to be the real eye opener for 136 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:33.360 Vince McMann, who ordered Laronitis to set up an MRI 137 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:36.399 for him. And that is apparently also when the decision 138 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:38.360 was made to fire Kurt Angle. 139 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:39.680 How'd you get my notes? 140 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:41.759 We all ready not the same sheet. 141 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.439 Oh that goes back to if I didn't fucking you 142 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:47.959 know watch the show, that I could just read your. 143 00:06:47.879 --> 00:06:50.240 Notes that you know I got it, You know I 144 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:50.720 got it. 145 00:06:52.040 --> 00:06:54.319 So of course, I mean we've talked at length about 146 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:58.040 Kurt angles firing and you know his obviously going to 147 00:06:58.120 --> 00:07:00.759 TNA and all. But this is the very beginnings of 148 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:02.560 it here where it's a kind of a mix of 149 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:06.240 you know, they they fired him, which I don't know, 150 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:09.399 I mean, because the story eventually is like it was 151 00:07:09.480 --> 00:07:11.959 kind of a mutual agreement, right that he wanted to leave. 152 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:14.319 They knew he was kind of fucked up. They didn't 153 00:07:14.319 --> 00:07:16.959 really want to fire him, fire him, but you know, 154 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:19.160 he wanted to go, and he pretty much said, hey, 155 00:07:19.160 --> 00:07:21.079 I'm going to stop wrestling, and then he went at DNA. 156 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:23.680 A cup of coffee and gold medals don't mean shit. 157 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:29.079 We covered that episode too, didn't we. 158 00:07:29.079 --> 00:07:31.720 We did. Yeah, and of course they replay that line 159 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:33.639 a lot. There's actually an angle they do later in TENA. 160 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:37.399 We went over to where they referenced this whole thing again. 161 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:39.399 They show it like they show it was like on 162 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:41.680 aired promo that Kurt cut talking about Vince in this 163 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:44.199 whole deal here where you know they they went back 164 00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:47.319 and forth and what led to him leaving. But yeah, 165 00:07:47.319 --> 00:07:51.920 so Kurt's gone. Kurt is gone from the WWE, which again, 166 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:54.439 I you know, obviously did not want to see him 167 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:58.199 in any condition other than you know, top condition, so 168 00:07:58.360 --> 00:08:00.399 you know, not thrilled at the way he exit. But 169 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:03.399 you know, flip side kurdan angle going to TENA is 170 00:08:03.399 --> 00:08:07.079 fucking fantastic and like, you know, you could argue better 171 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:08.439 than his WWE run. 172 00:08:08.680 --> 00:08:10.839 It's pretty nuts honestly that he's only thirty seven years 173 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:11.560 old here. 174 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:16.000 I know, Oh my god, yeah right. And also I 175 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:19.199 mean he's thirty seven and like he kicks into his 176 00:08:19.399 --> 00:08:22.000 prime gear in like a couple months here. 177 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:23.879 Yeah, I mean, he had a point to prove, I think, 178 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:25.240 really is what it was. He had a chip on 179 00:08:25.279 --> 00:08:26.079 his shoulder for sure. 180 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:30.160 In more WWE News Psychosis is still in the company's roster. 181 00:08:30.519 --> 00:08:32.480 He has had every smack Don taping on Tuesdays, but 182 00:08:32.519 --> 00:08:34.559 has no storyline since Super Crazy. He had his health 183 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:36.799 issues and it doesn't appear anything as scheduled for him 184 00:08:36.799 --> 00:08:38.919 to do. He was buried by one of the agents 185 00:08:38.919 --> 00:08:41.399 in creative meetings, so he's on the outs. He did 186 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:43.799 work an angle on an independent show on August twenty fifth, 187 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:47.559 and Tijuana Turning Heel on Ray Massio's uncle. Now, I 188 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:51.919 put this here because there's an odd lack of mention 189 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:55.120 of Hooven Tude here, and I'm kind of afraid that 190 00:08:55.159 --> 00:08:58.120 maybe Hooven Tude's already gone at this point. Yeah. 191 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:00.399 Man, it's two thousand and six, you know, like, in 192 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:02.600 what August two thousand and six, he is probably gone, 193 00:09:02.639 --> 00:09:02.840 you know. 194 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:06.039 Damn when did he fucking leave? Oh he was released 195 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:06.799 in January. 196 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:09.200 Yep, that'll get you every time, you know. 197 00:09:09.240 --> 00:09:13.080 I imagine that one unnamed creative person might have been Hooven Dud. 198 00:09:15.080 --> 00:09:17.840 He had a little stint writing and they fired him 199 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:19.799 because he only was coming up with ideas for himself. 200 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:23.279 Triple H did an interview in THEE magazine. He was 201 00:09:23.279 --> 00:09:26.320 still trying to act oppressed because of the nineteen ninety 202 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:28.720 six curtain Call incident. This is Meltzer writing this. Of course, 203 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:31.720 Meltzer says, Man, the guy has main evented for ten 204 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:33.360 straight years and he's still mad that he didn't win 205 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:34.840 the King of the Ring and get a title. Brokeram 206 00:09:34.879 --> 00:09:37.480 with Michaels, especially in hindsight because that was the King 207 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.519 of the Ring which led to Austin getting over. I 208 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:42.279 love this quote, Meltzer says. Quote. I haven't read a 209 00:09:42.279 --> 00:09:45.000 dirt sheet in ten years. Meltzer says, Now, he didn't 210 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:47.799 follow by saying anything negative, but can you imagine if 211 00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:49.840 someone asked me about triple him my comment was, I 212 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:53.000 haven't watched one of his magic in ten years. Damn. 213 00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:56.000 This is like super petty. 214 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:59.799 But this year, I mean, Meltzer felt like a need 215 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:02.039 to be said, and you know, maybe it did. 216 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:04.399 I mean, you are reading these dirt sheets. First of all, 217 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:06.759 like Meltzer's calling his bluff. He probably has Paul Levek 218 00:10:06.840 --> 00:10:10.279 on the mailing list and TNA News. TNA had opened 219 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:13.639 negotiations to bring in Daniel Pewter. H This was before 220 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:15.720 the UFC stuff happened. I don't know what UFC stuff 221 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:18.840 Melts was referring to here, but he says Pewter was 222 00:10:18.919 --> 00:10:22.799 went to several tapings several months back looking for a job. 223 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:26.120 I feel like we might have briefly touched on this before, 224 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:28.919 but I love the idea of potentially kurd Angle and 225 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:30.799 Daniel Peter coming into Tena at the same time. 226 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:32.679 Yeah, it would have been awesome, Like it would have 227 00:10:32.679 --> 00:10:34.679 been kurd Angle attacking Joe and then. 228 00:10:34.559 --> 00:10:41.039 Pewter attacking Kirt Like Jeff Jared's still stealing the bell. 229 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:45.519 Daniel Peter was still not a part of that. They 230 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:47.639 just he just does it. He sees Kurt, he gets 231 00:10:47.639 --> 00:10:51.039 fucking Oh, I gotta pick my moment, dude. 232 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:53.519 I love the idea of kerd Angle coming into the 233 00:10:53.600 --> 00:10:57.639 ring hitting the Olympic Slam with Samoa, Joe firing up. Yeah, 234 00:10:57.720 --> 00:10:58.120 and then. 235 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:04.480 Daniel Peter comes to the range shooting the color. I'm 236 00:11:04.519 --> 00:11:07.399 like a legitm fight. Joe is bleeding, staring at this, 237 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:11.519 trying to sell as Dana Puter is fucking snapping Kronicle's arm, 238 00:11:11.799 --> 00:11:15.600 who just got an unbelievable fucking contract his first day. 239 00:11:15.679 --> 00:11:21.639 Dana Peter breaks his arms Jens and it takes a belt. 240 00:11:22.559 --> 00:11:24.159 That would have been awesome. I mean, that's how every 241 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.919 TNA segment should end. If the TNA segment is ending 242 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:32.279 and Jeff jar is not taking the belt, there's a problem. 243 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:40.200 I thought, I cut away from you. Dan Peter just sailor. 244 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:46.399 Dan Peter breaks his arm and stands. 245 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:50.960 Up, and then Jeff Cherry steals the belt. 246 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:53.559 Don weston Mikes Today said, up in a high five, 247 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:58.679 cronicle's arm is daggling off his shoulder. 248 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:02.919 I fine, relic his killers fell backwards. 249 00:12:08.279 --> 00:12:10.919 Oh fuck, I love this company. I got damn love 250 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:16.159 this company. Jake Roberts, who is not signed, a scheduled 251 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:18.360 for a meeting to discuss ideas for a potential job 252 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:21.360 in TNA. He proposed an angle where they would somehow 253 00:12:21.399 --> 00:12:23.159 find a fan in the crowd who has a crack 254 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:25.399 addiction problem and he helps clean the fan. 255 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:29.720 Well, we're in Florida. 256 00:12:29.879 --> 00:12:32.840 That's not too far, dude. I mean, you don't even 257 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:36.200 have to look very far. It says here they're gonna listen, 258 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:38.639 but don't put any money on it happening. I uh, 259 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:40.799 that's I mean, how the funk would that play out 260 00:12:40.799 --> 00:12:44.039 on TV? Jake Roberts comes out not wrestling not involved 261 00:12:44.080 --> 00:12:46.080 with any other wrestler, and he points at a fan 262 00:12:46.159 --> 00:12:49.559 and says Greg he helps him out. 263 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:55.519 And the fan is Daniel Peter. Peter comes in and 264 00:12:55.559 --> 00:12:57.759 he shoot, no, no, no. 265 00:13:02.399 --> 00:13:04.240 Oh my god, he's addicted to crack. But now he's 266 00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:07.000 addicted to crack and bones. OHI fuck. 267 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:09.000 Oh thanks to Jake Roberts. 268 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:11.159 Jake Roberts help this guy get off the crack and 269 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:24.159 Jeff jar just tole the bell. Well, I love this 270 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.279 fucking company place. Are you kidding me? 271 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:33.159 Holy shit? Me with the tom machine fifteen minutes in 272 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:33.519 the future. 273 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:40.679 I hate me on YouTube. I fucking hate this company. 274 00:13:41.120 --> 00:13:43.440 In w w E News, Scott Hall, who turns forty 275 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:46.159 eight shortly U is back in training, claims he's looking 276 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:48.960 for another comeback. There was a d X versus nWo 277 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:51.480 fake poster around the internet. Do you remember that poster. 278 00:13:51.639 --> 00:13:54.919 I fucking totally remember this. No. It was like, I 279 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:57.120 swear it was like either the DX logo and the 280 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:00.360 nWo logo is spray painted over it or something like that. 281 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:02.759 But it was like a pay per view poster. Oh 282 00:14:02.799 --> 00:14:04.120 here it is. Oh my god, I can't believe I 283 00:14:04.159 --> 00:14:07.200 found this so easily looking. Yeah, this was like I 284 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:09.519 remember this circulating crazy and I don't know why this 285 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:12.440 like got so much sease, it's got worked pretty easily 286 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:13.960 because it looks fucking good. So I don't know if 287 00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:16.440 it you know, maybe people thought it was official. So 288 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:18.720 that was going around. But now Hall and Shaan Watman 289 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:20.840 talked over the idea of pitching the idea and if 290 00:14:20.840 --> 00:14:23.720 it's rejected, Hall wants to go back to TNA. Hall 291 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:26.039 was saying he doesn't want to go back on the 292 00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:29.039 road full time, Scott Hall. I mean, even at forty eight, 293 00:14:29.720 --> 00:14:32.200 I'd still watch Scotta Hall. He should go to ECW 294 00:14:32.360 --> 00:14:35.279 actually finally get that ECW run we were begging for 295 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:35.919 for Scott Hall. 296 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:39.960 He should go to Juggalo Championship Wrestling. He probably did. 297 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:41.120 He probably was there. 298 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:46.840 He one thousand percent actively on the Juggalo Championship Wrestling 299 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:52.320 roster at the gathering that year, and he was definitely 300 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:56.519 hitting the razor's edge on Shitty the Clown or whoever 301 00:14:57.000 --> 00:15:02.840 Championship Wrestling champion. Well that is it for the Observer. 302 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:06.440 Now let's talk about TNAMPEC September seventh, two thousand and six. 303 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:14.759 All right, let's get into TNA. This is t in 304 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:19.120 a the new face of professional wrestling. 305 00:15:19.480 --> 00:15:23.000 I mean, listen, I hear that. I'm fucking ready to rock. 306 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:26.039 I'm ready to see some fucking wrestling. I'm ready for 307 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:28.399 a one hour adrenaline rods. James. 308 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:30.679 Yeah, I mean they had identity, man, I mean it 309 00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:32.480 was changing every week, but they had one. 310 00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:35.320 They were close to, like sticking the one. I feel 311 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:39.120 like he was a quarterly switch depending on who was 312 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:41.440 writing the show at the time and how soon it 313 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:42.960 was before they quit or got fired. 314 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:45.639 Well, we start with the Code Open here, Jeff Jarrett 315 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:48.320 signs a contract in the ring that says it's his 316 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:51.679 belt versus Sting's legacy. At Bound for Glory. 317 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:54.320 Yep, we're building to Bound for Glory, which I think 318 00:15:54.399 --> 00:15:56.960 is the match that has the infamous Jared hit him 319 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:59.240 with a guitar and Sting fires up crazy. I'm pretty 320 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:00.519 sure it's that one, dude. 321 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.279 That is one of the best TNA moments of all time. 322 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:07.879 It's pretty fucking unbelievable. Like it actually, like obviously in 323 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:10.559 gift form, it's very fun. But even watching that match 324 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:12.480 back because we watched it like in the past, like 325 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:16.480 six months, that moment is so fucking awesome. It was 326 00:16:16.559 --> 00:16:20.399 like the entire world was behind Sting and the crowd's 327 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:22.639 going nuts. Jared looks like he just saw a ghost 328 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:26.240 Stings fire up his legendary. Like there's a lot of 329 00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:29.399 fucking good stuff there, man. So Jared says, I have 330 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:32.639 sealed your fate, my belt versus your legacy Sting. And 331 00:16:32.679 --> 00:16:35.519 now they show a shot off commentary where Jim Cornette 332 00:16:35.559 --> 00:16:39.240 is on the phone and to speak to Jim Cornette, 333 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:42.799 the commentators have a gigantic red emergency phone that the 334 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:45.879 commentators have access to and we can hear through the speakers. 335 00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:47.960 I like that. I like that they gave you like 336 00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:50.919 a physical object or like, this is the fucking doomsday 337 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:51.679 phone right here. 338 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:55.639 Man, if Cornett calls this, there's a fucking problem. I 339 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:57.840 love that. I actually think Cornette's role and this whole 340 00:16:57.840 --> 00:16:59.279 show is fantastic. Yeah. 341 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:00.960 I mean they had a really good spot for him 342 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:03.639 here on the show, I think, and he always played 343 00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:05.240 it up well. You know, he's still a good talker. 344 00:17:05.279 --> 00:17:08.119 At this point, Cornett says, can Jeff Jarrett hear me? Yeah? 345 00:17:08.119 --> 00:17:09.759 I mean you're on the big red emergency phone. I 346 00:17:09.799 --> 00:17:12.240 think it's patchedated through everybody here. He says, you say 347 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:14.400 you're innocent, but you're always the one that benefits from 348 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:17.400 whatever crookedness that goes on. And then it shows a 349 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:19.400 shot off Jared in the ring. I guess you know 350 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:22.119 this is obviously when he was doing the contract part here. 351 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:24.759 Not only is there a noose hanging from the ceiling 352 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:28.680 and there's also sting like tombstones, but there's three men 353 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:31.799 masked with AK forty seven. Yeah. 354 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:34.319 So, like I looked at this the first time, I said, wow, 355 00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:36.680 the noose is kind of crazy here, And then the 356 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:39.599 more I look at this segment, I see more things 357 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:41.400 appearing like. 358 00:17:41.720 --> 00:17:44.680 Oh, I fucked, like there was who was he trying 359 00:17:44.680 --> 00:17:46.519 to keep? Like Sting is that much of a threat 360 00:17:46.720 --> 00:17:49.039 that they were gonna blow him away if he fucking 361 00:17:49.079 --> 00:17:50.039 steps into this ring? 362 00:17:50.400 --> 00:17:53.680 Yeah, the noose is up top, there's the the tombstone, 363 00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:56.599 the headstone in the corner there. I said nineteen eighty 364 00:17:56.640 --> 00:17:58.920 five Sting. Sting is definitely older than that. 365 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:00.960 Must have been the start of this rest maybe, Yeah, 366 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:01.519 I think that's right. 367 00:18:01.640 --> 00:18:04.079 Yeah, and yeah, I mean, like the biggest thing here 368 00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:06.480 was like the three mass men with AK forty sevens. 369 00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:09.480 I mean that was pretty nuts. I know it's Florida 370 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:10.640 but come on, guys. 371 00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:13.599 Dude, Sting repels down. They just opened fire on the ceiling. 372 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:16.119 They did that to Dave Dragon. 373 00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:21.640 They did that to an entire fucking county fair in 374 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:23.559 Three Ninjas at Mega Mountain. 375 00:18:23.799 --> 00:18:26.119 Yeah, we recently watched that movie. That was a fucking 376 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:27.119 crazy movie. 377 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:29.359 What a fucking ridiculous situation there. 378 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:31.880 Yeah, for real, it's just three kids that got taught 379 00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:33.519 some karate by the grandpa, and then all of a 380 00:18:33.559 --> 00:18:37.319 sudden there's an organization with AK forty seven's shooting into 381 00:18:37.319 --> 00:18:39.799 open crowds at the fair. It's just like, Wow, what the. 382 00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:42.359 Fuck Hogan at the peak of the nWo going to 383 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:44.720 do this movie. He's coming back and he's losing to 384 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:50.000 every single person on the roster. So Cortnett says, you 385 00:18:50.039 --> 00:18:52.119 said weeks ago that you would take a polygraph, you know, 386 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:54.359 a lie detect your test. Well, next week we're gonna 387 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:56.119 give you one, Jeff. If we catch you in a 388 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.680 lie and you're involved in any way in this shady business, 389 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:02.599 let you hold that NWA world title, which has been 390 00:19:02.680 --> 00:19:06.640 of course, Earl Hebner helped Jarrett retain the title. Christian 391 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:10.720 turned on Sting to help Jarrett retain the title. Larry's 392 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:13.599 abisco has been he's on part of the Championship committee, 393 00:19:13.599 --> 00:19:16.480 so he's had something to do with the outcomes of 394 00:19:16.519 --> 00:19:19.359 these matches. Cornet says, I'm gonna give the TNA fans 395 00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:22.000 the opportunity to get even with you personally. And Jeff 396 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:24.279 fucking had a fan thrown out of the building because 397 00:19:24.319 --> 00:19:26.079 he threw some shit at him, which was very funny. 398 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:27.759 Yeah, well, I mean, you say all these things, but 399 00:19:27.799 --> 00:19:30.680 it's maybe, I mean, we don't know. Of course, those 400 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:32.359 could have been a coincidence. I guess we'll figure that 401 00:19:32.359 --> 00:19:33.319 out by the end of the show. 402 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:36.480 And that's that's Jared's plea. Jared says, it's all a 403 00:19:36.519 --> 00:19:40.200 coincidence and that all, you know, all those effects of 404 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:43.480 him retaining the title were not his doing. But we'll 405 00:19:43.480 --> 00:19:46.279 find out because we're gonna have a polygraph test here 406 00:19:46.279 --> 00:19:47.039 to light on TNA. 407 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:50.440 Yeah, we get the TNA lie detector test. How about that. 408 00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:53.640 That's fucking awesome. I'm sure they've done it more than once, 409 00:19:53.640 --> 00:19:55.359 but this is the only time I remember them doing it, 410 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:56.839 which is pretty cool. I know they did the thing 411 00:19:56.880 --> 00:19:59.200 with like a Jane Claire Lynch was was, you know, 412 00:19:59.279 --> 00:20:01.799 kind of like a Erny test kind of deal. But yeah, 413 00:20:01.799 --> 00:20:04.680 this is I love myself a good light detector segment. 414 00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:06.960 I love the Simpsons. What can I say? I love 415 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:13.279 the Simpsons. So we got backstage. JB is here with 416 00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:14.920 Jeff Jarreed and Eric Young with the. 417 00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:18.559 Hair dude fresh hair, like I think he just dieded 418 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:21.759 for this. And I gotta say, Ewy looking kind of 419 00:20:21.759 --> 00:20:23.480 big here, like he had a shirt on, but he 420 00:20:23.519 --> 00:20:24.799 looked kind of bigger than Jarrett. 421 00:20:24.960 --> 00:20:26.960 Yeah. I mean, also he was very over at this point. 422 00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:30.359 That don't fire Eric thing was huge. Yeah, man, I 423 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:32.240 mean like a very cool, cool little angle here to 424 00:20:32.319 --> 00:20:35.119 keep ey on TV. And I mean he got to 425 00:20:35.160 --> 00:20:37.160 circle around Jeff Jarrett for a little bit, so why not. 426 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:39.319 So, I mean it was so over that he's like, 427 00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:43.119 you know, a part of the top guy's click. So 428 00:20:43.240 --> 00:20:45.920 JB says, tonight is a night we've had to wait 429 00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:47.720 seven eighties to find out the fate of Jeff Jarrett. 430 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:51.359 You're gonna be taking the polygraph test issued by Jim Cornett. 431 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:53.559 So he's talking to Jeff Jarrett, of course, and Eric 432 00:20:53.640 --> 00:20:56.480 Young is in the background walking on a chair. I 433 00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:59.359 wrote he has jet black cody hair, which I mean 434 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:00.400 fresh dye job. 435 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:02.599 I love that Jared said something about it too. 436 00:21:04.119 --> 00:21:07.079 Yeah. He walks up, and Ey says, guys, listen, I've 437 00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:10.559 heard all about this, and jareded stops him and says, Eric, 438 00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:14.799 what did you do to your hair? He says out 439 00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:17.000 it's a long story and involves a lady attack of 440 00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:20.519 cards and some alcohol. But that's not important. Jared says, Eric, 441 00:21:20.559 --> 00:21:22.359 do you know my careers on the line tonight? And 442 00:21:22.359 --> 00:21:24.240 E s says I know all about careers being on 443 00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:27.000 the line. Then he points to his don't fire Eric shirt, which. 444 00:21:26.839 --> 00:21:28.319 Is very funny, my gimmick. 445 00:21:31.519 --> 00:21:34.200 E says, you need me to help you keep your job. 446 00:21:34.200 --> 00:21:36.559 To listen, I'll help you. And JB says, well, all guys, 447 00:21:36.599 --> 00:21:39.119 we've got the polygraph test, and Dared says, all on 448 00:21:39.240 --> 00:21:41.279 bor rash up. How are you gonna help me Eric? 449 00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:44.680 And Eric says, well, my uncle Leo up in Canada, 450 00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:47.799 He's never failed one of these things. Never. This is 451 00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:51.160 I mean, this is a fucking genius thing for Ey, Like, 452 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:52.400 this is perfect for this guy. 453 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:56.000 I love that. Jeff Jarrett immediately like says, yes, you 454 00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:58.839 know what. I believe you. I believe you. Please tell 455 00:21:58.839 --> 00:21:59.880 me more about your uncle Leo. 456 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:04.359 He is so desperate to pass this lie detector that 457 00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:06.559 he will listen to Eric Young, who everyone knows is 458 00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:09.400 out of his fucking mind. So Ey says, yeah, my 459 00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:11.519 uncle Leo never failed one of these. He knows all 460 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:14.599 the tricks. And JB says, all right, guys, well we 461 00:22:14.640 --> 00:22:17.119 got the polygraph and Jeff's hold on. Now, JB, give 462 00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:19.200 me five minutes. I'll be right back. I got to 463 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:23.559 talk to Eric. So he legit leaves and he's got 464 00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:25.799 to talk to Eric. JB says, is Jeff Erry guilty? 465 00:22:25.799 --> 00:22:29.240 We're gonna find out tonight. Impact is next. Love that, 466 00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:31.880 by the way, love that throw to the intro. 467 00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:34.359 Yeah, I'm super into this whole presentation. I think the 468 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:37.079 sixty minute adrenaline rush is very cool, and I also 469 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:39.200 think that they tried some new things. We'll talk about 470 00:22:39.200 --> 00:22:41.279 a few of them tonight that I don't know if 471 00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:43.200 they last the test of time or anything, but it's 472 00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:45.640 nice to see them trying some presentation things. 473 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:48.799 And yes, I agree there, and I'm pretty sure I 474 00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:50.519 know a couple of them that you're talking about. But 475 00:22:50.759 --> 00:22:52.599 the whole show, obviously, we're gonna go over it, but 476 00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:55.799 it's a you know, forty five minutes without commercials, and 477 00:22:56.880 --> 00:22:58.960 I think they do a really good job here of 478 00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:02.160 if you're watching for the first time, I fucking figured 479 00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:04.200 out every single angle on the show within this forty 480 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:04.680 five minutes. 481 00:23:04.920 --> 00:23:06.759 Yeah, and there were some really cool moments, man, I 482 00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:08.240 mean like, yeah, there was some. There was some really 483 00:23:08.279 --> 00:23:10.799 fun stuff, especially in the first match, which, uh, you 484 00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:13.079 could ask for a better deal there. You could open 485 00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:15.039 the show every week with the same thing and I'd 486 00:23:15.039 --> 00:23:17.039 be like, yep, I'm excited to see you next week. 487 00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:22.000 They probably did like that. That combination never fails, especially 488 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:22.599 in O six. 489 00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:29.599 So we get the TNA Impact intro here, Dann. 490 00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:36.119 Dan Any that's fucking wrestling, brother, Like that is pure wrestling. 491 00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:38.319 I love the shots they got, the you know the 492 00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:41.119 studio shots of Jared hitting dudes with guitars and aj 493 00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:43.920 hitting the forearm and and all that shit. Like love 494 00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:47.039 all that stuff. This is a a great wrestling intro. 495 00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:49.839 If your wrestling intro doesn't have all the most kick 496 00:23:49.880 --> 00:23:52.599 ass moments of your show, you have the wrong intro. 497 00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:55.079 Dude. It had Samoa Joe doing the Island Driver. I 498 00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:55.920 thought that was awesome. 499 00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:58.160 What a fucking move. You know what It's crazy that 500 00:23:58.279 --> 00:24:01.440 Joe had so many unbelievable moves that all of them 501 00:24:01.440 --> 00:24:04.240 could have been a finish, like Musclebuster is sick as fuck. 502 00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:05.839 But I don't think anyone would have bet an eye 503 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:07.519 if the Island Driver was his finish. 504 00:24:07.599 --> 00:24:09.720 Yeah, I mean when he broke that out, like it 505 00:24:09.799 --> 00:24:12.440 was always crazy, man, Like what a sweet move, the 506 00:24:12.440 --> 00:24:14.960 one he does on Daniels as fus Man. 507 00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:16.839 Oh my god, oh my god. 508 00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:20.240 So Mike Today and Don West, welcome us into the 509 00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:23.079 Impact Zone. Here. The lasers are going off, the Pyro's 510 00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:26.160 going off, so cal valleys here, it's time for your 511 00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:28.279 sixty minute adrenaline rush. 512 00:24:28.359 --> 00:24:31.079 This is fucking awesome, man. The crowds pop and everyone's 513 00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:34.000 super excited to be here. I assume this is a 514 00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:37.039 Was this a multi taping at this time? Do you remember? 515 00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:39.000 Yes, they were taping like four at a time. I 516 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:43.160 think at this point, godly man, that's I guess maybe 517 00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:46.839 that's not as crazy for a one hour show. 518 00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:49.920 As compared to doing like how they do now, or 519 00:24:49.960 --> 00:24:51.960 I think they do like a weekend of four shows 520 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:53.279 and it's two hour shows. 521 00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:56.079 Yeah. Well, I think the big thing here is that, uh, 522 00:24:56.160 --> 00:24:59.200 you know, most of these matches either weren't going super 523 00:24:59.240 --> 00:25:01.599 long or you know, most of these episodes might have 524 00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:04.039 had like one long match and then if they had 525 00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:06.200 two matches and the other ones were pretty short. So 526 00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:08.400 for the most part, you were getting pretty quick matches. 527 00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:10.960 So sure, let's say like this show had three matches. 528 00:25:11.079 --> 00:25:12.599 I mean, if you have four tapings and you do 529 00:25:12.640 --> 00:25:14.920 three matches on each episode, you're looking at what like 530 00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:15.680 twelve matches. 531 00:25:16.079 --> 00:25:20.640 Yeah, okay, that's fair. That which is like, that's like 532 00:25:21.079 --> 00:25:23.119 you kind of nailed the math there, dude. Yeah. 533 00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:24.799 I mean it took me a second. I was nervous. 534 00:25:24.839 --> 00:25:29.680 I was like, wow, I fuck this out, man, Hope, 535 00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:30.640 I don't fuck this one. 536 00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:35.039 Up on the not Live show. Fuck, got to get 537 00:25:35.079 --> 00:25:35.799 this one right here. 538 00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:37.359 Yeah, but you're here, you know. 539 00:25:38.279 --> 00:25:39.920 And I would have gave you some shit. I would 540 00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:42.119 have gave you some shit. You fucking nailed it, fuddy. 541 00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:43.079 That's fucking awesome. 542 00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:46.160 So they taped these, so it looks like they taped 543 00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:49.000 these on the fourth of September, okay, and then they 544 00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:51.559 turned the episode around in three days. It looks like 545 00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:54.799 here okay, because No Surrender was on the twenty fourth, 546 00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:58.839 So what they ended up taping was Impact Episode one fifteen, 547 00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:03.200 when sixteen and seventeen, and then they taped Explosion one 548 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:06.000 fifty three, one fifty four and one fifty five. 549 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:09.400 Oh okay, and then No Surrender was like the end 550 00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:11.920 of the month, so that got them to the end 551 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:14.240 of the month. Then I did, uh, I did want 552 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:16.960 to say, by the way, just just briefly, because we 553 00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:18.720 you know, we're gonna talk about the whole show. I 554 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:20.880 don't know if I'll remember too, but I did want 555 00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:24.559 to mention I do think that this is a fucking 556 00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:27.279 fantastic length for a show. Forty five minutes. 557 00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:29.799 Yeah, no, I mean it's it's super quick. It's to 558 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:32.079 the point I don't like when I sit down to 559 00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:34.119 watch it, like I know I'm gonna see the beginning 560 00:26:34.119 --> 00:26:35.359 in the end, you know, And I like that. 561 00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:38.440 Yeah, like, you know, even ninety minutes, and I'm so 562 00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:40.960 used to a two hour show that I can. I can. 563 00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:43.839 I'm totally cool with that too. But damn, do I 564 00:26:43.880 --> 00:26:46.359 really love I think, just through the test of time, 565 00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:48.920 I love a show at this length. I think it's 566 00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:51.119 fucking awesome. You kind of you don't get a lot 567 00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:53.680 of time to fuck around, so you really have to 568 00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:57.200 bring a strong show in you know, in our forty 569 00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:59.680 five minutes. I think it in these you know, these 570 00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:01.720 early episodes I thought were exactly that. 571 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:05.119 So we start the night off here with Lax versus 572 00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:06.039 the mac Brothers. 573 00:27:06.359 --> 00:27:09.519 Yes, so Lax of course come out through the side 574 00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:11.519 entrance that they have. I mean, this is awesome. The 575 00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:14.759 crowd super into them. They just got the tag titles. 576 00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:17.480 I believe they beat America's Most Wanted who we'll talk 577 00:27:17.519 --> 00:27:20.039 about in a little bit here. A couple things I 578 00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:24.079 wanted to note. There is not only a huge Jackass 579 00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:29.519 number two banner hanging in the background shots of the hardcam. 580 00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:31.359 Also there was a guy that had a sign that's 581 00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:33.319 a Jeff Jarrett hit my grandmother with a guitar, which 582 00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:34.640 I thought was fucking very dude. 583 00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:35.680 Yeah, that is funny. 584 00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:41.200 But there's also Jackass number two on every part of 585 00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:42.839 the six sided apron dude. 586 00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:46.519 Jackass number two, legendary dude. Like they had a lot 587 00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:48.759 to live up to, and they definitely did. 588 00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:51.599 I don't know if it's not crazy. That's the best one, right. 589 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.960 There's just a lot of there's like a lot of 590 00:27:55.079 --> 00:27:57.960 nostalgia for me for the first one, but okay, the 591 00:27:58.119 --> 00:28:01.720 second one is like those guys are at their peaks 592 00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:05.480 of like this is their prime. I mean, yes, Bam 593 00:28:05.480 --> 00:28:08.960 in his prime. Yeah, Knoxville's in his prime here. Like 594 00:28:09.039 --> 00:28:11.119 these guys, I mean Steve O and them, Pontius, they're 595 00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:15.000 coming off of Wild Boys Boys is this is like 596 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:17.160 where it's at Andy. There's a lot of legendary shit 597 00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:19.319 in this one, and it changed a lot of their lives, Like. 598 00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:22.279 They're willing to die, Like it felt like Jackass number 599 00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:25.359 two was like we're gonna die and that's okay, Like 600 00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:26.240 we're gonna die for this. 601 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:28.960 They definitely up the anni from the first one. 602 00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:31.680 Yeah, jack Ass three D is really good too, though. 603 00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:33.480 Yeah, I thought jack As three D was good. I 604 00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:35.039 don't know if it was as good as the first 605 00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:37.200 one or the second one, but no, I thought it 606 00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:39.240 was awesome. Yeah, for sure, I thought it was awesome. 607 00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:43.039 I love rewatching the first Jackass. We might have talked 608 00:28:43.079 --> 00:28:45.839 about this before, but the first Jackass movie. If you 609 00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:48.799 have not been to Japan, or if you have been 610 00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:52.119 to Japan since you've seen the first Jackass movie, you 611 00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:54.799 have to rewatch it because watching it again after having 612 00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:56.680 been in Japan is fucking insane. 613 00:28:57.079 --> 00:29:00.599 I know, the party boys scene is so good. It 614 00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.680 is so fucking funny, man, Like, it's probably my favorite 615 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:07.680 party boys scene. It's just so good man. And where 616 00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:09.519 they dressed up as pandas and they went around the 617 00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:12.079 city due Yeah, they pushed him into the fucking cart 618 00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.920 on the side of the road. We man chasing fucking 619 00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:17.599 Preston around Japan. 620 00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:21.319 Dude, even we men in the big orange cone standing 621 00:29:21.319 --> 00:29:25.160 in the escalator like yeah, Like yeah, man, times funnier 622 00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:29.440 if you've been there, because like it's legit. You should 623 00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:32.400 get sent out of the country on a rocket if 624 00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:33.240 you do that. 625 00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:37.119 Yeah, dude, I mean like it was. Yeah, there's just 626 00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:39.559 a lot of like the first film just felt like 627 00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.759 friends hanging out doing shit. It felt a lot more 628 00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:46.279 like c ky than the second one. But the show, yeah, yeah, right, 629 00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:49.359 it felt a lot more of that era. Like the 630 00:29:49.400 --> 00:29:52.359 second one definitely felt more like, all right, we have 631 00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:56.039 set a standard now, and like we have to figure 632 00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:57.680 out how the fun we're gonna take it to that 633 00:29:57.720 --> 00:30:00.000 next level. And that's why I appreciate it so much. 634 00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:02.240 I love it. I watched the second one. I've watched 635 00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:03.839 a hundred times probably in my life. 636 00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:06.119 Yeah, what a fucking great movie, but the first. 637 00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:08.000 One's always awesome too. Yeah, but it's super cool to 638 00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:11.480 see the second one here on this show. I thought 639 00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:12.640 that was very fucking. 640 00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:14.599 Cool, dude. I was super fired up. I was like, wow, 641 00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:17.000 this is like my life. Here. I'm watching twenty sixteen 642 00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:19.400 and A and there's a Jackgass poster like and lax 643 00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:21.920 is here, Like holy fuck. It put me legit in 644 00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:25.839 a time capsule. Last thing here, the Mac brothers. Are 645 00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:27.160 you familiar with them at all? So? 646 00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:28.960 No, I didn't really know him too much. 647 00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:32.720 So the Mac brothers I was more familiar with because 648 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:35.680 they had a short stint in maybe two thousand and 649 00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:39.400 eight CZW. It's Kirby Mac and TJ. Mack or the 650 00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:42.359 Mac brothers maybe two thousand and nine CZW. But they 651 00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:44.880 had some stints in RH. I remember them being there. 652 00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:51.279 I think more people might know Kirby Mack only because 653 00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:54.720 he was in one of the very few Jeff Hardy 654 00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:55.559 RH matches. 655 00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:57.079 Oh how about that? Yeah? 656 00:30:57.480 --> 00:30:59.680 I believe it was like crazy K was his name, 657 00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:02.240 and he was in that three ways Crazy K. That's 658 00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.000 so Kirby Mack is Crazy K. He's the one with 659 00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:05.920 the goatee set up here. 660 00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:10.039 Where's crazy k At. I do not tell him where 661 00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:10.480 crazy k. 662 00:31:16.039 --> 00:31:18.599 Yeah. So the Mac Brothers, you know, indie guys here 663 00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:21.359 that are are getting a shot. And by shot, I 664 00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:23.599 mean see how well they can get killed by la X. 665 00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:27.240 L A X might actually be like TNA's best creation, 666 00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:30.160 if not like up there, it's I mean like this 667 00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:31.200 was a TNA team. 668 00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:34.400 Yeah, that's right. They were made here. And uh, you 669 00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:36.079 know what I did see in the Observer by the way, 670 00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:38.559 and I'm curious what you think how this would have went. Uh, 671 00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:41.759 I guess Ron Killings is not too happy, uh being 672 00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:43.960 in TNA at this time, and they were like, well, 673 00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:46.119 we can put you in l A X. I don't 674 00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:47.359 know what that would have looked like. 675 00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:49.920 Yeah, I guess maybe he was just boys with Conan, right, 676 00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:51.720 so they're like, yeah, maybe we could do that. 677 00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:54.359 That's true. I mean again, I mean, I think the 678 00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:56.119 match that he has on the show is actually fucking 679 00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:58.640 pretty good. But I guess maybe he just wasn't thrilled 680 00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:01.200 with his positioning or or how you know, he was 681 00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:03.680 how he was presented to the fans. 682 00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:06.119 I mean, outside of his initial deal where he got 683 00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:08.279 the NWA title, I never felt like he was positioned 684 00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:09.079 very well in TNA. 685 00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:10.759 No, I don't think so either. I don't think they 686 00:32:10.839 --> 00:32:12.960 knew what they had with him at all. Like even 687 00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:14.960 when they gave him the NWA title, he was obviously 688 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.880 had some heat, right, but that was what fucking three 689 00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:21.519 years before this maybe more? Yeah, right, So like, yeah, 690 00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:24.000 they they never figured him out, which is pretty fucking 691 00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:26.400 crazy because like even here, I mean, you know, I'm 692 00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:28.039 jumping ahead a bit, he has a match with Christian. 693 00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:30.799 I mean, he fits in fucking perfectly with this guy. 694 00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:33.359 Yeah, he could fit in with the top end very easily, 695 00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:33.880 for sure. 696 00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:35.799 Yeah, super easily. And it's just they didn't. They never 697 00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:37.640 wanted to take another gamble on him for some reason. 698 00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:41.000 It's fucking it's it's weird, but I mean, fuck, he's 699 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:43.079 had like a bajillion year career or so whatever. 700 00:32:43.640 --> 00:32:46.880 Hernandez comes out here. He's huge, man. And not only 701 00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:50.799 is Hernandez huge here, but he has the title on 702 00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:52.799 his necklace on the chain. 703 00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:56.599 I can't say enough about how cool I think these 704 00:32:56.680 --> 00:33:00.000 dudes are. Hernandez is a big bastard. He's got big 705 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:04.359 fucking shoulders, he's nuts. He's got this fucking title like 706 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:08.480 a necklace. Homicide ad is so confident here. He is 707 00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:11.519 at his He's almost ready to start a fucking chair riot. 708 00:33:11.559 --> 00:33:13.839 That's how confident homicide is here. And I love it. 709 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:16.480 Yeah. Well, I mean he had a really really good 710 00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:19.559 time in r OH and like he's in a super 711 00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:23.680 hot act in TNA. He probably felt super good. I imagine, right. 712 00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.640 Dude, six rh is like a peak homicide or he 713 00:33:26.680 --> 00:33:27.839 wins the belt in December. 714 00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:30.920 Yeah, Like he's like pretty on fire here, so I imagine 715 00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:32.720 like he's ready to go, man. 716 00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:36.119 Dude, Yeah, like he's I mean he is, and he 717 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:38.359 is not taking it easy on the boys here. 718 00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:42.200 Hernandez never takes it easy on the boys here. He said, 719 00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:43.200 is that crazy K? 720 00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:46.359 Hey, look at you? A crazy fisher here? How about 721 00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:49.000 I power bomb you through the fucking floor, buddy? Yeah? 722 00:33:49.039 --> 00:33:51.599 Man, I mean they dogwalk hardy? 723 00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:58.440 Is that crazy K? I fucking killed you? 724 00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:04.559 So lax hot start on the mac brothers. 725 00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:04.799 Here. 726 00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:08.559 Hernandez does not give a single fuck about these guys' safety. 727 00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:10.559 I love that, dude. 728 00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:13.639 It is fantastic thing. The power bomb that he does 729 00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:16.000 here is unbelievably reckless. 730 00:34:16.519 --> 00:34:19.159 Hernandez gets TJ Mack up the hard way and hits 731 00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:21.440 a shoulder backbreaker on him. I mean he just goes 732 00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:21.960 for it too. 733 00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:24.519 He is so strong, dude. 734 00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:27.400 Kirby Matt gets body slammed and Homicide hits a splash 735 00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:27.920 at the top. 736 00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:30.480 Looks fucking good too. And uh, I mean they gave TJ. 737 00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:33.119 Mack a little breakup here. Probably a bad idea, dude. 738 00:34:33.199 --> 00:34:35.199 When I saw him break that pin up, I was like, wow, 739 00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.440 you should have just like let that go. Man, Why 740 00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:38.079 did you do that? 741 00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:41.039 Yeah, like you know you can take it home earlier 742 00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:43.719 and maybe pull the leg like I'll jumping on my 743 00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:46.880 man here is gonna get you any uh good deals. 744 00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:50.400 TJ. Matt goes for a sunset flip here, but Hernandez 745 00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:52.519 hicks him up by his neck and he hits the 746 00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:53.440 cracker jack. 747 00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:57.320 Dude, Oh my god, you are a genius. I never 748 00:34:57.440 --> 00:34:59.199 fucking remember that move name, dude. 749 00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:02.639 That's the crack jack. It's the overhead throw. When he's 750 00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:04.480 holding you by the neck again. 751 00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:06.239 That could be a finish. 752 00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:09.360 But no, we cannot, No, we cannot. 753 00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:13.599 A man that has moves that are needing to be 754 00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:16.559 done more importantly than the cracker jack. 755 00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:19.920 There are only two moves, and we will be getting 756 00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:21.639 both of those as the finish. 757 00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:25.960 Here, Oh my god, what an unbelievable situation is here, 758 00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:30.119 Like Kirby Mack looks like he's gonna die in Homicide's arms. 759 00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:34.360 So Homicide and Hernandez they load these fucking guys up. 760 00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:36.239 If I came to a TNA taping in two thousand 761 00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:38.480 and six and I saw Lax and they didn't do 762 00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:40.480 this exact finish, I would leave disappointed. 763 00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:42.800 I would be passed. Oh my god, I'm gonna go 764 00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:44.679 abuse the Blue Man Group if that happens. 765 00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:48.400 Homicide and Hernandez load these guys up and kill them 766 00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:52.199 to death. Homicide hits the Green Go Killer on Kirby Mack, 767 00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:55.800 Hernandez waits for it to be over, and then Border 768 00:35:55.920 --> 00:35:59.199 tosses TJ Mack over him, right on his neck. 769 00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:03.360 Dude, for both Homicide and Kirby. He throws him up, 770 00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:06.760 Dude lands on his head. This is I believe this 771 00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:09.239 is like very early on with Homicide calling it the 772 00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:12.480 Gringo Killer. I don't know how soon right anybody today 773 00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:15.039 even says, oh, he's been calling that the Gringo Killer now. 774 00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:17.280 Yeah, And of course that's the end of the match. 775 00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:18.920 I don't even know why they pinned him that should 776 00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:21.960 have just been in They should have done that. Yeah, 777 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:24.360 like where the ref just comes over and he's like, no. 778 00:36:24.039 --> 00:36:28.480 No, that's so they kill these fucking dudes. I mean 779 00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:30.280 Kirby Mack is bleeding from his mouth. 780 00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:32.679 Yeah, I mean they just didn't give a fuck. I 781 00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:35.159 mean they came in here and they whooped these guys' asses. 782 00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:38.719 So Conan is here, he has a poster and has 783 00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:41.320 a microphone, and he doesn't tell you to eat his ass, 784 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.119 which is pretty nuts here. I don't know what was 785 00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:46.039 going on off day, Conan says, Yo, this is the 786 00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:48.360 type of respect we get in this promotion. Look at 787 00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:50.800 this poster for No Surrender. What do you see these 788 00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:55.360 two jackasses? AGNs the Christopher Daniels against AMW. Where's Lax? 789 00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:57.880 Because Lax just won of the titles. You never thought 790 00:36:57.880 --> 00:37:01.159 we'd make it this far. And No Surrender, you two hose, 791 00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:04.079 bring it on because we're gonna humiliate and bloody you. 792 00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:07.360 And while we're done, AJ, you go back to doing 793 00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:11.800 dark matches. Christopher Daniels, take off the Las Vegas and 794 00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:14.000 join the Blue Men, because that's gonna be your new 795 00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:16.719 job title. He could have went outside and joined the 796 00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:18.239 Blue Man they're right there. They're waiting. 797 00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:20.800 Did Yeah. That makes me wonder if the Blue Man 798 00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:23.480 Group was there at this point, which is even funnier 799 00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:26.880 because that means that the Blue Man Group came to TNA. 800 00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:28.800 Won't bring the Blue to you. 801 00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:31.800 Hey, don't worry too much about that. Got the Blue 802 00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:33.119 Men are coming to you, motherfucker. 803 00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:37.800 They got worried about that. In Las Vegas, the know 804 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:41.119 homicide and Conan and Hernandez talking about you guys. They 805 00:37:41.119 --> 00:37:43.320 didn't say anything, but they you know, emoted a lot 806 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:44.079 with their faces. 807 00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:46.880 Dude, Conan was fired up for this promo too. He 808 00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:48.800 was so good in TNA with his shit. 809 00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:54.079 Man okay, so lax. Obviously, fucking fantastic team. They would 810 00:37:54.119 --> 00:37:57.679 have gotten over on their own, I'm sure, but Conan 811 00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:01.519 as their mouthpiece was the fucking cherry on top. Dude. 812 00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:04.360 He is so full of pisson vinegar still that like 813 00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:07.760 he it made it. He was what they needed to 814 00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:10.559 be to get heat, because otherwise this is the coolest 815 00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:12.000 tag team ever and we're never booing you. 816 00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.760 Also, he looked awesome. He was in great shape. 817 00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:18.239 Here, yes he was. He was fucking cool as fuck. 818 00:38:18.280 --> 00:38:21.159 These dudes are awesome. But again, yeah, like he was. 819 00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:23.039 He was a heat magnet. He knew how to get 820 00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:26.000 it done. Talking about Ajane Daniels of course. Also, I 821 00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:29.840 mean I love aj Daniels. What I can't be boo them? 822 00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:33.360 Speaking of aj and Daniels hit the ring, they shit 823 00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:35.800 can't homicide and they have to double team Hernandez to 824 00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:36.599 get him out of the ring. 825 00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:38.800 Dude, yeah, double lines and shit. I mean they took 826 00:38:38.800 --> 00:38:39.639 that shit personally. 827 00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:41.760 By the way, this is one of my favorite rivalries 828 00:38:41.800 --> 00:38:42.599 in Tiena history. 829 00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:45.679 Yes, dude, and this is building to a match that 830 00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:47.800 I don't know if I even remember they do Ultimate 831 00:38:48.039 --> 00:38:49.559 X with these guys. 832 00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:52.599 Tag team Ultimate X. That's right. They actually have a 833 00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:55.199 string of matches here, and we've watched some of them 834 00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:57.280 on the Uh oh we watched the Cage. Yeah, we 835 00:38:57.280 --> 00:39:00.480 watched someone like watch this and stuff like that. Yes, man, 836 00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:03.840 I mean aj and Daniels two thousand and six. This 837 00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:07.039 is this is op dude, Like this is crazy. And 838 00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:10.800 then like, yes, to make a tag team and TNA 839 00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:13.840 made this tag team like this was a TNA product. Yes, 840 00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:16.159 to be able to make a tag team that is 841 00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:19.360 even a sliver as cool, not only sliver, this team 842 00:39:19.440 --> 00:39:21.480 is just as cool, if not cooler most of the time. 843 00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:24.880 Then AJ and Daniels. That's fucking nuts. 844 00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:26.639 I mean, like, do you that's money. 845 00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:29.400 There is a sliver here and it's AJ and Daniels 846 00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:32.119 or it's the Naturals. Do you know how lucky TNA got? 847 00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:36.760 Do you understand how lucky they got that? This is 848 00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:37.800 what this is what they. 849 00:39:37.719 --> 00:39:39.599 Did got the fuckings. 850 00:39:41.079 --> 00:39:43.760 They could have very easily been Lax and the Naturals 851 00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:44.280 for a year. 852 00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:48.719 That's I mean, that's very fucking true. How I mean 853 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.480 it had There was no other time like this was 854 00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:56.599 right place, right time. The universe aligned, the stars aligned 855 00:39:56.599 --> 00:40:00.000 perfectly for these four to exist and be teamed together 856 00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:02.880 at the right time. Like yeah, lightning in a bottle. 857 00:40:03.199 --> 00:40:06.440 I think what really like helped this become a thing 858 00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.159 really was like not many guys were willing to bump 859 00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:12.239 like Styles and Daniels were at the time, and Lax 860 00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:15.760 no way loved bumping guys. I mean, their whole shit 861 00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:19.559 was like how dangerous can we make this match? And 862 00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:21.800 like that's what made it so exciting is like you 863 00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:23.519 don't know how the fuck this is gonna go. 864 00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:26.679 No, dude, they were gonna they were coming to kill you. 865 00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:29.599 And ag and Daniels were willing to die. 866 00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:33.119 So Christopher Daniels climbs to the top of the Ultimate X. 867 00:40:33.119 --> 00:40:36.039 Here it's set up, yes, and Styles throws a tag 868 00:40:36.039 --> 00:40:37.599 team belt up to him, and he hangs up the 869 00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:39.679 tag Team belt and sits on top of the Ultimate X. 870 00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:42.719 That's pretty fucking awesome. Got a great pop from the crowd. 871 00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:46.119 The crowd chance you can't get it to lax, which 872 00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:50.159 sends Homicide off the fucking rails. He's whipping chairs at 873 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:50.519 the ring. 874 00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:53.559 Well, it sucks because later on Homicide in that fucking 875 00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:56.000 Thunderdome match or whatever you remember. 876 00:40:55.679 --> 00:41:01.360 That, dude, was it thunderdomee? Fuck, God damn it. It was 877 00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:06.000 thunder something steal asylums and it was live. Sucks. 878 00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:11.760 So we see the polygraph specialist setting up the light 879 00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:13.440 detector test backstage here. 880 00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:15.679 Yeah, it's a moment of truth tonight for n WA 881 00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:18.440 champion Jeff Jarrett and Cornette promise he gets to the 882 00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:21.760 bottom of this involving Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage, Larry's Ebisco 883 00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:25.480 from the Championship Committee, and the fired referee Earl Hebner 884 00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:28.679 not fired for bootlegging shirts, fired because he cheated in 885 00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:30.519 a match for Jeff Jarrett allegedly. 886 00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:32.760 No, it's totally cool that he's selling the shirts. 887 00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:37.559 Doesn't fall right, No, dude, I mean they should have 888 00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.679 fucking they should have sold Earl Hebner bootleg shirts. 889 00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:44.840 No way, don't. Don't fuck it, that's his business. What 890 00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:49.840 the fuck. I would love to see them try to 891 00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:54.400 work a deal with Earl Hebner. Yeah right, that's a 892 00:41:54.440 --> 00:41:56.519 Carnie brother. I'll take your Bloodjay when you're ready to 893 00:41:56.519 --> 00:42:00.880 give it to him the fuck out of here. Jim 894 00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:03.480 Cornett is here too, and so is Brown Noser Mark 895 00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:04.280 Slick Johnson. 896 00:42:04.800 --> 00:42:06.960 Dude. Okay, I didn't know he had a first name. 897 00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:09.960 Yeah, Brown Noser is a crazy first. 898 00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:16.079 Day Mark Slick Johnson due Don West does not funck 899 00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:17.760 with this guy, Brown Noser, dude. 900 00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:19.400 I mean, they couldn't have made this guy more of 901 00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:21.760 a stooge if they tried. This guy comes up on 902 00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:25.559 the screen. Oh there's Brown Noser, Mark Slick Johnson. 903 00:42:26.119 --> 00:42:28.360 And he runs up and gives Cornett a coffee, and 904 00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:30.480 the cornette says a thank you, and he fist pumps 905 00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.599 and runs away with the shorts on. That's my guy. 906 00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:37.000 I wonder when they dropped the Mark part. Eventually he 907 00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:38.000 just slick Johnson. 908 00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:40.000 I would love if it was just him calling him 909 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:43.559 a Mark. That's a brown noser, Mark slick Johnson. 910 00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:47.679 There's a good shot that that's what it was. 911 00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:51.960 Well, my thought initially was like, oh, that's that's funny, 912 00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:54.400 like they have his first name is Mark because he's 913 00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:56.159 a Mark. Right, But I love the idea of Don 914 00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:58.159 West just hating this guy so much he just called 915 00:42:58.239 --> 00:43:04.119 him a brown noser Mark. There's brown noser Mark slick Johnson. 916 00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:06.320 This fucking awesome. 917 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:11.039 Christian Cage is here getting his interests attire ready for 918 00:43:11.079 --> 00:43:12.519 his match against the Truth tonight. 919 00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.800 Yeah, he's taping up. The crowd not thrilled about this. Also. 920 00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:18.079 The crowd's not thrilled because I don't know if you 921 00:43:18.119 --> 00:43:20.840 saw when they showed the shot of the commentary table, 922 00:43:21.119 --> 00:43:23.119 the staff had to go to the ring with the ladder. 923 00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:25.679 The crowd was booing because I assumed they were taking 924 00:43:25.719 --> 00:43:27.280 on the tag titles and the crowd didn't like that. 925 00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:30.599 Oh sure, you know what. I just assumed Daniels took 926 00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:31.960 it down with them. What he leave it up there 927 00:43:31.960 --> 00:43:32.960 and leave their ring down. 928 00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:34.719 I assume that's what happened because they don't take down 929 00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:37.360 the ultimate X structure, So the only thing I can 930 00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:39.840 think they were booing was them taking down the tag title. 931 00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:42.800 There is a picture in picture that comes up with 932 00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:46.280 the up next graphic here and Christy Hemey is doing 933 00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:49.039 like a live read here and she announces that there's 934 00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:52.039 gonna be, of course, the light detector test. We also 935 00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:53.800 know that there's going to be a tag team mayhem 936 00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:56.800 match tonight, and we're gonna hear from a true wrestling legend. 937 00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:58.880 I thought this was cool. I like how this felt, 938 00:43:58.880 --> 00:44:00.199 This made the show feel live. 939 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:02.679 Yeah, it was interesting, you know, just trying new shit. 940 00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:04.679 I don't think this lasts for them, of course, No, 941 00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:06.519 there's probably a lot of extra work and they probably 942 00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:08.800 didn't see much return in the ratings, the quarter hours 943 00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:11.039 or whatever. The fuck. Sure, and uh but you know, 944 00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:13.440 I like that they at least tried it, and it 945 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:15.159 gave Christy hit Me something to do on TV. 946 00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:17.039 You know, especially with a tape show, right, like she 947 00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:18.960 would obviously have to tape this at the show, and 948 00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:22.239 who knows, like what changes they make once they sit 949 00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:24.159 down and edit this thing. So like, you know, if 950 00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:25.679 there's a match that they have to cut or something. 951 00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:27.679 Then they don't have a version of it without Christy 952 00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:31.199 saying that or Christy not saying that, Like it's like, okay, 953 00:44:31.239 --> 00:44:33.639 well we only sometimes have this on the show. Then, 954 00:44:33.760 --> 00:44:35.760 like I could see a lot of fucking headaches coming 955 00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:36.119 from that. 956 00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:38.840 We go to a pre tape here Bobby Rude walks 957 00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:41.679 up to a limousine and Bobby Heenan is here. 958 00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:43.719 Yeah, I don't remember this at all. 959 00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:47.559 I don't either. I was super surprised when I saw Heenan. Uh, 960 00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:50.159 And I thought it was awesome, man, Like, okay, you know, 961 00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:51.239 like this is so sis. 962 00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:55.559 I thought it was fucking really cool. And I was like, 963 00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:59.440 why don't I remember this? So I'm assuming it does. 964 00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:02.639 Like I think, think what happens. I think what happens 965 00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:07.360 is there's a bunch of this, like he's interviewing a 966 00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:11.880 bunch of legendary managers to be his manager. Uh, And 967 00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:14.719 I think it ends up I think Tracy is who 968 00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:17.679 it ends up going with. I think that's what happens. Yeah, 969 00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:20.320 that makes sense because I'm reading here it was Bobby Heenan. 970 00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:23.360 They did. Oh dude. Colonel Robert Parker is one of 971 00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:24.159 the choices here. 972 00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:25.920 Oh wow, Okay, and. 973 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:28.719 Sherry Martel oh Man, Wow, this is fucking pretty cool. 974 00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:31.360 I mean, Tracy look like a big deal when she's chosen, 975 00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:33.519 you know. Yeah, that's like And it also gets rud 976 00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:34.320 over too, you know. 977 00:45:34.519 --> 00:45:36.760 Great idea there. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So yeah, he's 978 00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:39.119 in the it's a recap. I assume this happened last week. 979 00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:41.559 It's Bobby Heenan in the limo. And he then says 980 00:45:41.599 --> 00:45:43.920 he's managed a lot of great athletes, you know, Rick Rude, 981 00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:47.320 Harley Race, Big John stud King, Kong Bundy. You ever 982 00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:48.079 heard of Rick Flair? 983 00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:52.000 Ruth just said, no, I don't really watch wrestling. 984 00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:57.920 All right, what about Andre the Giant? Nah? All right, 985 00:45:58.000 --> 00:45:58.480 I hate you. 986 00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:02.679 I hate you, buddy, you don't want to manage me. 987 00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:07.559 He says, I can show you how to do it. 988 00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:09.639 I got something for you here too, and he hands 989 00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:12.480 him an envelope and he says, here's some real estate 990 00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:14.320 property I'm investing in, and we can put you on 991 00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:16.519 the bottom floor. And here's my card, and here's something 992 00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:17.719 for you and the wife. You know, you can have 993 00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:20.880 dinner on me. And Bobby says, uh, I'm not married. 994 00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:23.440 And Heenan says, all right, we'll give me ten bucks 995 00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:24.840 back the next time you see me, then we'll call 996 00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:25.119 it either. 997 00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:29.400 Dude, he'd still got it, man, he's still got it. 998 00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:32.480 Still got a fastball. And Rude looks at the envelope 999 00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:36.480 and he says, Oh, it's real and it's Canadian. Ha 1000 00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.239 double evil, laughing to handshake. 1001 00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:41.039 I mean they were built for each other. 1002 00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:43.960 I like this. I like this. I assume maybe Heenan 1003 00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:48.800 just wasn't physically able to do anything anymore, because God damn, 1004 00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:50.920 I would have put him right on TV. 1005 00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:54.079 I know. Man, cancer sucks, dude, especially throat cancer. Like 1006 00:46:54.119 --> 00:46:55.239 what a crock of shit that is? 1007 00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:59.199 Man, fucking bullshit, like completely robbed, Like you know, he 1008 00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:01.880 he could have been around for he still had a 1009 00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:03.320 lot fucking left. 1010 00:47:03.639 --> 00:47:05.159 Yeah, I just wish you never had a deal with that, 1011 00:47:05.239 --> 00:47:07.079 you know, wrestling inside that's you know. 1012 00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:08.559 Yeah, of course, of course. 1013 00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:11.440 So we go backstage here JB is here with Jay 1014 00:47:11.480 --> 00:47:14.920 lethal Sonjay Dutt and Chris Saban and they're watching Jackass 1015 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:15.440 number two. 1016 00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:21.039 Probably fuck yes, dude, this is awesome. They got the 1017 00:47:21.119 --> 00:47:23.559 TV set up, they're watching jack Ass number two, Like 1018 00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:25.840 this is kick ass? How thin at that? How think 1019 00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:27.679 at the vhs of it? Already or DVD. 1020 00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:29.760 Yeah, I mean, I don't know they had that shit 1021 00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:31.480 locked in. You know, they did sponsor him, you know, 1022 00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:34.320 they got that that ahead of time viewing. I will 1023 00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:36.360 say I I always thought it was funny that the 1024 00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:38.519 X division was always like this. It was like a 1025 00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:40.000 college dorm room. It felt like. 1026 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:42.480 It was like and I think that was kind of 1027 00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:44.199 because they have Jerry Lynn kind of coming here, So 1028 00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:46.119 I think that's what they were gonna kind of going 1029 00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:48.920 for that, like Jerry Lynn, thanks. These guys don't take 1030 00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:50.239 it serious because they're just bros. 1031 00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:52.719 Yeah, I mean, like they definitely nailed it, you know. 1032 00:47:53.719 --> 00:47:58.039 So JB says, hey, guys, well they're watching Jackass number 1033 00:47:58.039 --> 00:48:00.639 two movie footage show and oh guys for oh can 1034 00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:03.119 I get a word? Jerry Lynn walks in, goes oh no, 1035 00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:05.400 he walks in. He stands in front of the TV 1036 00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:07.840 and Jerry says, I've talked to these guys, tell him 1037 00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:09.159 blue in the face. Shouldn't you guys be in the 1038 00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:12.159 ring right now? Which I don't know what that means? Like, 1039 00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:14.119 was this footage from earlier today? 1040 00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:16.039 Oh yeah, I don't know. They didn't have a match 1041 00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:16.519 on the show. 1042 00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:18.679 Yeah, Jerry you want him to them to just run 1043 00:48:18.719 --> 00:48:20.719 out there and have like an exhibition match real quick. 1044 00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:23.800 That would have been awesome. Wow, yeah, maybe they should. 1045 00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.320 Maybe that's why the Ultimate X was set up. These 1046 00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:27.760 three were supposed to have a Ultimate X match, and 1047 00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:29.880 instead they're back stage watching Jackass Number two. 1048 00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:32.400 Oh god, damn it. At least it was the Johnny 1049 00:48:32.480 --> 00:48:33.840 Knoxville Bull one. 1050 00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:37.480 Dude. Okay, that is fucking awesome in my brain. He 1051 00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:39.039 does it in every movie, by the way. 1052 00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:41.199 I mean that's what they probably wanted the Ultimate X 1053 00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:43.559 to be, is like just this fucking crash show. 1054 00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:45.519 I mean, that's kind of what they say here. Hey, 1055 00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:48.760 we're trying to get ideas by watching this. What what 1056 00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:49.360 do you mean. 1057 00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.599 Well, he saw the fire hose deal and he said, wow, 1058 00:48:51.639 --> 00:48:52.159 we could do that. 1059 00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:57.480 They're gonna have Chris Samon sit up on the Ultimate 1060 00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:00.280 X and shit on Jay Lee. 1061 00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:02.800 Yeah, right in the middle of the Ultimate EX is 1062 00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:09.039 Chris Saban. He's gonna uh snort with Sabby and then 1063 00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:10.639 throw up all for the ring. 1064 00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:13.679 Oh, there's such a Denny's rumped his pants off when 1065 00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:17.920 he's dancing around the ultime. My god, he goes so 1066 00:49:18.039 --> 00:49:23.840 little party. Oh, jay Leth has old balls. Hanging out 1067 00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:26.639 of his gear. This is fucking crazy. They're dangling from 1068 00:49:26.679 --> 00:49:27.239 the EX. 1069 00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:30.480 I mean, I gotta be honest with you, the idea 1070 00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:34.360 of like everyone in the X division just doing jackass ship. 1071 00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:38.039 But then since she who absolutely hates all this is super. 1072 00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:41.000 Good that actually has some legs, I think you're right. 1073 00:49:41.119 --> 00:49:42.920 I mean, I'm all, I mean, they could still do 1074 00:49:42.960 --> 00:49:43.760 all their crazy shit. 1075 00:49:44.360 --> 00:49:48.599 Yeah, you just let me see something like that Boopies 1076 00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:49.519 in the Ultimate. 1077 00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:54.800 Ex Boopies against Lax today. That'd be fucking pretty awesome. 1078 00:49:56.599 --> 00:49:58.320 So yeah, Jerry is saying, you know, should you guys 1079 00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:00.519 be in the ringing? Jay leeful Legit just points at 1080 00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:04.519 the screen and laughs like she just goes, ah, that's 1081 00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:04.880 good man. 1082 00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:06.559 I got be honest with you. 1083 00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:08.400 And Jerry says, how do you think you know? How's 1084 00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:11.880 this gonna make you win any matches? And Chris Saban says, Jerry, listen, 1085 00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:14.280 I'll be ready for sen She no surrender. We're just 1086 00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:17.280 doing some intense mental training right now. We're getting some ideas. 1087 00:50:18.000 --> 00:50:20.800 And JB says ideas, how are you getting ideas from this? 1088 00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:24.239 And Sonjay Dug just says Johnny Knoxville and jam said 1089 00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:34.719 Johny Knoxville. Right, that's correct? How about that? JB says, 1090 00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:37.400 Johnny Knoxville, All right, okay, what's he doing? So they 1091 00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.760 all turn like now, JB's on it. They all turn 1092 00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:43.440 and look at the fucking screen, and it's Johnny Knoxville, blindfolded, 1093 00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:46.480 lighting up a cigarette, and a boll flips him offside 1094 00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:50.760 down and kills him. And JB says, oh stiff. 1095 00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:55.679 And it pans away and JB turns around and he says, 1096 00:50:56.079 --> 00:51:03.599 and Dico has Jeff Rain Did you guys do that? 1097 00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:08.599 All right, guys, you gotta stop watching this ape and 1098 00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:09.440 filive work in the morning. 1099 00:51:11.639 --> 00:51:12.320 They all dabble. 1100 00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:18.920 Hell yeah, yeah, Jamie says, all right, well, I gotta 1101 00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:21.400 get back to the logograph test. These guys obviously fixated 1102 00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:24.360 on this Jackass number two movie. Back to you guys. 1103 00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:28.199 Hell yeah, JB, this movie kicks fucking ass. What yeah? 1104 00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:29.840 I mean, what a great sponsor for t n A. 1105 00:51:31.159 --> 00:51:33.760 And she doubles dumping naked poopies. 1106 00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:38.199 They should have done the master lock challenge with Zach. 1107 00:51:41.320 --> 00:51:46.639 He's fun ass naked. Holy shit, man, that been funny 1108 00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:46.960 as hell. 1109 00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:49.280 He's a baseball for some reason, dude. 1110 00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:56.760 I mean, there's definitely there's definitely a lot of crossover 1111 00:51:56.840 --> 00:51:59.639 that could have did here, man like Steve O and 1112 00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:02.519 didn't have to go to Raw to give fucked up Aubaga. 1113 00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:04.360 They should have come fuck with the X Division. Man. 1114 00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:06.760 Oh my god, yeah, I mean that would have been 1115 00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:23.079 so fucking funny. Wow Zach as Baseball masterline, Oh my god, 1116 00:52:23.480 --> 00:52:25.719 holy fuck holly fuck. 1117 00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:28.119 And then he lays on hornswoggle. 1118 00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:36.559 So we have AMW with Gail Kim and they're teaming 1119 00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:39.519 up with Kazarian and Matt Bentley and they're taking on 1120 00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:43.039 the James Gang and the team of Shark Boy in 1121 00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:43.840 Norman Smiley. 1122 00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:46.480 All right, there's a lot going on here, man, because 1123 00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:49.079 first of all, yeah, the first shot that you see 1124 00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:52.519 is Kazarian and Maverick Matt Bentley. That's what they're called 1125 00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:55.400 a Maverick Matt. They're standing there in the ring with 1126 00:52:55.519 --> 00:52:57.920 Norman Smiley and Shark Boy, and I'm like, okay, this 1127 00:52:58.159 --> 00:52:59.960 is the four Because they said it's an eight man tag. 1128 00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:02.320 I said, okay, that's a crazy four man team right here. 1129 00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:07.480 But that's fine. No, it's those are two of the 1130 00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:11.159 two members of the four man team separately. So they 1131 00:53:11.199 --> 00:53:13.480 have AMW come out, who are teaming with because Aaron 1132 00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:16.000 and Matt Bentley and then the James Ganna come out 1133 00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:18.599 after them and their team with Shark Boy Norman Smiley. 1134 00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:20.760 Why the fuck did this happen like this? 1135 00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:23.679 You call him Maverick matn I call him Sean Michael. 1136 00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:35.159 That's Michael Shawn's to you, buddy. Yeah, so fucked up 1137 00:53:35.159 --> 00:53:39.119 ass eight man tag here, crazy entrance order BG. James 1138 00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:42.199 tries to do his uh fucking promo here, but amw 1139 00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:45.480 are having none of that. They immediately jump Hey, it 1140 00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:46.840 wants to get Doggy styles? 1141 00:53:47.039 --> 00:53:48.760 Shut the fuck up? 1142 00:53:50.079 --> 00:53:52.800 Are you kidding me? They should have all beat him up, 1143 00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:57.039 like every member of everything stopped out. Yeah, just stop 1144 00:53:57.079 --> 00:53:59.840 his ass South fuck you cut the music. Orlando, Florida 1145 00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:08.960 fuck out of here. You beating No, dude, that's not 1146 00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:17.000 doggy style. Matt Barley being different versions of other people 1147 00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:18.400 would have been great too. By the way, I'm gonna 1148 00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:20.960 go back to Maverick Matt real quick. You know, Michael 1149 00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.360 Seawans would have been good. But Austin Steve's could have worked. 1150 00:54:26.599 --> 00:54:28.199 Holy ship, that's a rude rig. 1151 00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:40.079 That's the guy that was talking to earlier. Yeah, yeah, 1152 00:54:40.119 --> 00:54:48.079 that's his Galloway Mark w m A because Arian and 1153 00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:49.920 h Triple coming to the ring. 1154 00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:53.800 That's Smiley Norman. 1155 00:54:58.320 --> 00:54:59.599 I am the game when I suck. 1156 00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:05.119 Yeah, so James Gang. I hated James Gang. 1157 00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:08.639 I did not like any version of these guys in 1158 00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:10.639 this company. 1159 00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:16.280 Every time I see it was like, man, God. 1160 00:55:16.239 --> 00:55:20.880 Damn it, how come you guys suck suck ass here? 1161 00:55:20.920 --> 00:55:24.079 Like fuck man? Every version of he stinks? Why is that? 1162 00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:28.639 Like you were super dud? Did you? Did you always suck? 1163 00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:28.840 Like? 1164 00:55:28.880 --> 00:55:30.840 Did I fucking fake this something here? 1165 00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:32.000 Oh? Man? 1166 00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:33.679 Why do they got the same last name? 1167 00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:42.400 Yep? Yeah, So James Gang wants to do their gimmick here, 1168 00:55:42.440 --> 00:55:45.480 of course, amw glomsam like you said, yes, road Dog 1169 00:55:45.519 --> 00:55:48.039 comes in, he does his punch combo here on James Storm, 1170 00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:51.639 but Storm ducks road Dog says wait, and then Shark 1171 00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:53.920 Boy comes in. He bites James Storm's ass because he's 1172 00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:56.880 a shark, of course, and then road Dog finishes his combo. 1173 00:55:57.159 --> 00:55:59.400 Yeah, I mean Storm sells around in a circle to 1174 00:55:59.559 --> 00:56:02.760 sell back to the punch from BG, which I thought 1175 00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:09.840 that was cute too. They all, you. 1176 00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:12.519 Know your brody as name is what. 1177 00:56:14.679 --> 00:56:20.960 Being a member of the Beg's. They also note here 1178 00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:23.920 that AMW have been having a huge problem with communication 1179 00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:27.039 as of late, as they had just dropped the tag 1180 00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:28.920 titles to lax Well. 1181 00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:31.760 Norman Smiley comes in, He hits the smooth sailing body slam. 1182 00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:34.320 He goes for the big Wiggle on Chris Harris, but 1183 00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:37.079 Sean Michael stops it from happening. 1184 00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:42.480 Holy fuck, that sucks, man, Like, all I want to 1185 00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:44.320 see is Norman do the wiggle, and I don't even 1186 00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:46.639 get that because of goddamn Michael Shawn's. 1187 00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:49.639 Well, Gail Kim grabs Norman's foot here, which allows James 1188 00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:51.920 Storm to hit the last Call superkick. 1189 00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:54.159 Which, like Sean Michaels should have been upset about that here, 1190 00:56:54.199 --> 00:56:55.760 like that's his fucking shit, He's doing it right in 1191 00:56:55.800 --> 00:56:56.480 front of his face. 1192 00:56:56.760 --> 00:56:58.079 No, he does the tear draws. 1193 00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:04.360 Sucks. This guy sucks as so. 1194 00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.039 Yeah, James Storm hits that last Call super kick, Chris 1195 00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:10.960 Harris pins Normous Smiley, and AMW picks up the win. 1196 00:57:11.400 --> 00:57:15.159 What could they What could they fucking honestly be arguing about? 1197 00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:17.039 They just picked up the fucking win. 1198 00:57:17.559 --> 00:57:20.719 Well, the problem is James that Chris Harris stole James 1199 00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:23.280 Storm's pin. He three Shark Boy out of the ring, 1200 00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:26.719 Chris Harris took the pin and James Strm wanted the glory. 1201 00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:28.800 It doesn't what. 1202 00:57:31.880 --> 00:57:34.599 He wanted to get the fish big ass. 1203 00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:35.960 Up, bro, we are sick of. 1204 00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:37.960 You. 1205 00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:05.800 Yeah, so Chris Harris steals the win here. I guess 1206 00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:08.079 that's how they want to play this. Yes, I hate 1207 00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:09.440 that they're breaking AMW up. 1208 00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:13.079 I gotta be honest, I know, like even even how 1209 00:58:13.119 --> 00:58:15.079 I know it goes like James Storm is cool and 1210 00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:16.559 like it ends up, you know, we get beer money 1211 00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:19.039 down the line, Like I fucking like that. But man, 1212 00:58:19.079 --> 00:58:21.920 AMW are such an awesome team, Like I don't know 1213 00:58:22.119 --> 00:58:26.119 they there was more to do here, especially like you're 1214 00:58:26.159 --> 00:58:28.599 telling me like AMW and Lax couldn't have had like 1215 00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:31.719 a longer run, or like AMW and Daniels and styles 1216 00:58:31.760 --> 00:58:34.880 like fuck, there's you know now, it's not the time 1217 00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:36.079 to shorten the division. 1218 00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:37.880 Yeah, I mean I get it. They've been around for 1219 00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:40.360 a while. They've done everything multiple times, you know, they've 1220 00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:42.960 been at the top of the deal here for a while. Yes, 1221 00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:45.079 But yeah, I mean, like you did have you know, 1222 00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:46.639 just let him be a thing? 1223 00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:49.239 Yeah right, I did think it was funny that Chris 1224 00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:51.239 Harris does double middle fingers blurry style. 1225 00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:53.480 Yeah, he gives the middle fingers and powders. 1226 00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.599 Yeah, he's gone. He's pissed. He's pissed at his his friend. 1227 00:58:58.239 --> 00:59:00.199 Well, Christy hit me is here a picture and picture 1228 00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:02.440 and tells us we have Christian Cage versus the Truth, 1229 00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:05.159 and we also have the Jeff Jarrett polygraph test coming up. 1230 00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:08.280 Of course, yes, I again, I like that little deal 1231 00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:10.360 that they do that with her. They do it pretty much, 1232 00:59:10.840 --> 00:59:12.400 is that the only I think they do it one 1233 00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:14.360 more time after this, so it's pretty it's pretty consistent 1234 00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:15.599 that they're doing this. I don't know how long that 1235 00:59:15.679 --> 00:59:16.599 lasts for though. 1236 00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:19.000 Yeah I don't either, but it is cool. I mean, 1237 00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:21.840 like for right now, you know, we go backstage. Jeff 1238 00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:24.480 Jarrett is locked into the light detector test, and uh, 1239 00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:26.320 I mean, this shit looks nuts, man. 1240 00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:29.199 Dude, this is crazy. He's set up in this chair. 1241 00:59:29.679 --> 00:59:32.320 He has like the gimmick around his head. I don't 1242 00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:34.679 even know if that's like actually how this works. He's 1243 00:59:34.760 --> 00:59:37.360 kind of strapped all over the place, but also he 1244 00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:40.639 has his foot on Ewhy's lap and e Y is 1245 00:59:40.639 --> 00:59:43.119 sitting next to him in a chair and Jared's foot 1246 00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:46.639 or Jared's toe has an alligator head chomped down on 1247 00:59:46.719 --> 00:59:47.159 his toe. 1248 00:59:47.599 --> 00:59:48.760 I didn't even notice that. 1249 00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:52.400 Yeah, that's like it's on his fucking to I guess 1250 00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:54.719 that's a part of you know, uncle lose deal here 1251 00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:57.159 to beat the polygraph is you gotta have an alligator. 1252 00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.519 Don't disrespect uncle. That's uncle Leo. 1253 01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:03.800 Unk unk Leo till fusspective. 1254 01:00:03.960 --> 01:00:05.639 All right, he's doing. He put a lot into this, 1255 01:00:06.320 --> 01:00:09.440 Jeff Jared also has a Martini and he also has 1256 01:00:09.480 --> 01:00:12.440 a Cruela Deville cigarette. I have no I don't know 1257 01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:13.199 what it is. 1258 01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:16.639 I only know what. I had no idea what to 1259 01:00:16.719 --> 01:00:19.360 fucking put down. I legit wrote he's smoking some ship. 1260 01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:21.440 I don't know. Like I had to send it to 1261 01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:24.400 Pedro to draw. I said he's smoking some fun out 1262 01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:28.440 of just can you draw this? I legit only wrote down. 1263 01:00:28.519 --> 01:00:31.039 I legit wrote down Cruella de Ville cigarette. 1264 01:00:31.559 --> 01:00:33.000 That's the only thing I know here. 1265 01:00:33.239 --> 01:00:35.440 That's a great way to put it, though, Like that 1266 01:00:36.239 --> 01:00:38.199 is a way better picture than what I wrote of 1267 01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:39.440 he's just smoking some ship. 1268 01:00:39.920 --> 01:00:42.360 So Tim Redman is also here. He's the guy given 1269 01:00:42.400 --> 01:00:42.800 the test. 1270 01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:45.599 Yes, Tim Redman, he's an expert of course at the 1271 01:00:46.119 --> 01:00:49.559 polygraph deal. Uh, this ship's pretty crazy. I don't uh, 1272 01:00:49.920 --> 01:00:52.239 I don't know how this works. How does a polygraph 1273 01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:53.239 test know you're lying? 1274 01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:56.199 Yeah, I don't know. I think it writes a bunch 1275 01:00:56.239 --> 01:00:57.519 of stuff on a piece of paper. 1276 01:00:57.719 --> 01:00:59.159 Mmm, I can do that. 1277 01:00:59.519 --> 01:01:03.639 Or I think it also makes a very loud noise. 1278 01:01:03.960 --> 01:01:09.039 Also sure, sure so JB. Jeremy Borash is here as well. 1279 01:01:09.079 --> 01:01:12.119 He's always here, And JB says, the polygraph test is 1280 01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:14.400 about to be administered. But with all due respect, Jeff, 1281 01:01:14.559 --> 01:01:16.559 one in the world does Ark Young have you doing here? 1282 01:01:17.119 --> 01:01:19.360 And Jerry is, like you said, drinking about training and smoking. 1283 01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:22.639 And Eric Young gets offended. He says, hey, easy, Jeremy Borash, 1284 01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:24.480 this is all about nerves. And I know a thing 1285 01:01:24.599 --> 01:01:27.719 or two about nerves. You know, he has never been 1286 01:01:27.760 --> 01:01:30.320 more ready for something. I have his cheap perfectly aligned. 1287 01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:32.239 The truth is in him. It's just got to come 1288 01:01:32.280 --> 01:01:35.639 through this machine. And JB leans over to Jeff and 1289 01:01:35.800 --> 01:01:38.480 he whispers, just really got you want to deal with 1290 01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:41.400 your nerves? And Jeff puts his Martini down. He looks 1291 01:01:41.400 --> 01:01:47.039 at Borash. Shut up, Borash, how many a lot of 1292 01:01:47.119 --> 01:01:50.599 tempter tests have you passed? Uncle Leo has never failed one, 1293 01:01:51.199 --> 01:01:54.599 and Ey says, remember roversus Wade the OJ trial were calm, 1294 01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:58.639 were calm? So JB says, all right, Doc Tim Radman 1295 01:01:58.760 --> 01:02:01.000 is here to administer the pop test. Are you ready? 1296 01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:04.159 And the doc says yes, proceed with your first question. 1297 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:09.000 Tim Redman says, is your name Jeff Charrett? And before 1298 01:02:09.039 --> 01:02:12.239 Jeff can even answer, EWI goes, whoa, Wait a minute, whoa? 1299 01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:17.119 You don't got to answer that badgering the witness. Don't worry, Jeff, 1300 01:02:17.159 --> 01:02:21.199 I got this. Proceed your honor and JB says, uh, well, 1301 01:02:21.360 --> 01:02:25.000 thanks Eric. Somehow we just go by this question like 1302 01:02:25.880 --> 01:02:28.360 JB accepts that this is not an answerable question. All right, 1303 01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:30.960 well you're next question, and Tim Redman says, are you 1304 01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:38.480 the nw A World heavyweight Champion? Yes, whoa, let's let's 1305 01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:44.360 get ahead. Count here, I smell a rat? What a 1306 01:02:44.519 --> 01:02:46.960 head count? You don't have to answer that one. I'm 1307 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:49.519 no expert, but you can. You can plead the fifth 1308 01:02:49.559 --> 01:02:52.480 Commandment on that one. I'm pretty sure the fifth commandant. 1309 01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:54.000 He's locked in. 1310 01:02:55.639 --> 01:03:00.280 JB. JB's response to this is very good, very. 1311 01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:02.960 Good, very good. This is gonna last a while. 1312 01:03:03.679 --> 01:03:05.159 That's gotta take a litle bit longer than we thought, 1313 01:03:05.400 --> 01:03:08.199 Donn and Mike back to you, they could have did 1314 01:03:08.239 --> 01:03:09.719 this three more times minimum. 1315 01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:11.559 Yes, if they had a longer show, for sure. 1316 01:03:11.960 --> 01:03:15.320 I was actually like super wanting at least one more, 1317 01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:18.199 like one more, give me one more? Ey haja deal 1318 01:03:18.199 --> 01:03:21.000 here where they ask something ridiculous? Maybe have ey asked 1319 01:03:21.039 --> 01:03:23.800 a question that like Jeff gets pissed asked or something 1320 01:03:23.880 --> 01:03:27.039 like just just one more could have fucking worked fantastically here. 1321 01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:27.920 But I'll take it. 1322 01:03:28.199 --> 01:03:29.440 Are you trying to say that you don't want the 1323 01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:30.320 Naturals on the show? 1324 01:03:31.079 --> 01:03:35.360 I I can't believe that it had like a dedicated 1325 01:03:35.519 --> 01:03:39.519 music video segment to the Naturals angle building to a 1326 01:03:39.840 --> 01:03:46.519 seventeen Battle Royal, Like, there's gotta be a one other 1327 01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:48.639 team in this that I could look at instead. 1328 01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:51.079 So we got to a pre tape here. Mike today 1329 01:03:51.199 --> 01:03:55.039 talked with Shane Douglas and the Naturals and Shane Douglas 1330 01:03:55.280 --> 01:03:56.159 is not happy. 1331 01:03:56.599 --> 01:03:59.480 Yeah, man, he's in his franchise gear and the Naturals 1332 01:03:59.519 --> 01:04:02.679 have banded is in crazy shirts and necklace. They look 1333 01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:06.599 fucking insane. And Today, says Shane Douglas, I've seen some 1334 01:04:06.719 --> 01:04:09.519 unusual relationships through the years between managing wrestlers, but nothing 1335 01:04:09.559 --> 01:04:11.519 like the emotional roller coaster I've seen between you and 1336 01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:14.800 the Naturals, and the emotional roller coaster that he's putting 1337 01:04:14.800 --> 01:04:16.880 them on is making them run stairs and do push ups. 1338 01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.519 I love the close up of Shane Douglas laughing that 1339 01:04:19.679 --> 01:04:20.320 was a good shot. 1340 01:04:22.440 --> 01:04:25.519 That's what he's bets that. That's like Pete franchise is 1341 01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:29.039 the laugh Yeah, and he says, listen, man, I could 1342 01:04:29.039 --> 01:04:30.239 take it on top of the mountain. But they have 1343 01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:32.320 to do everything I ask them. I'm not running them 1344 01:04:32.360 --> 01:04:33.880 up and down steps and having to do push ups 1345 01:04:33.920 --> 01:04:35.320 that I throw up because I think it's fun. I 1346 01:04:35.400 --> 01:04:36.199 do it for a reason. 1347 01:04:36.599 --> 01:04:38.639 I do love, by the way, that every move that 1348 01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:42.239 the Naturals do in this music video or pre tape, Yes, 1349 01:04:42.559 --> 01:04:46.280 it has like a large boom effect on it because they're. 1350 01:04:46.159 --> 01:04:49.639 Big moves of course from the Naturals, the newly franchised Naturals. 1351 01:04:49.679 --> 01:04:51.440 Please get that right, by the way, I love that. 1352 01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:53.039 By the way, I love the boom effect. 1353 01:04:53.119 --> 01:04:54.400 I love like that. 1354 01:04:54.639 --> 01:04:57.199 Yeah, it's so classic wrestling to me. I enjoy a 1355 01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:58.000 lot like that. 1356 01:04:58.159 --> 01:05:00.280 Can sell me any promo, I think there's any promo 1357 01:05:00.320 --> 01:05:02.199 even with the shittiest moves ever if you add boom 1358 01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:03.760 sound effect. I was like, oh wow, he kind of 1359 01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:04.480 gave it to him there. 1360 01:05:04.639 --> 01:05:06.480 Yeah. My favorite one in this video here was Shane 1361 01:05:06.519 --> 01:05:09.079 Douglas slaps both of them and it makes a loud boom, 1362 01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:11.920 and it does it both times. He slaps Andy Douglas 1363 01:05:12.000 --> 01:05:14.840 and Chase Stevens individually and he goes boom boom. 1364 01:05:15.679 --> 01:05:16.639 That's fucking awesome. 1365 01:05:17.000 --> 01:05:18.079 Yeah, I thought that was sick. 1366 01:05:18.840 --> 01:05:23.639 So Shane Douglas says, or sorry, the fucking franchise, Sorry, 1367 01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:27.079 fucking franchise says. You know, it's not a no cake 1368 01:05:27.159 --> 01:05:29.039 walk here because being a champion is an easy task. 1369 01:05:29.079 --> 01:05:32.480 If they can beat seven other teams, the newly Franchised 1370 01:05:32.559 --> 01:05:35.760 Naturals will either walk out of No Surrender victorious or 1371 01:05:36.000 --> 01:05:38.880 by god, I'm willing to end this experiment on the spot. 1372 01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:41.840 Do you think of of Dinny's What are you laughing at? This? 1373 01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:47.360 Shit is funny, man. They're the newly franchised Naturals, the 1374 01:05:47.760 --> 01:05:52.280 newly franchised Naturals, by the way, they're newly franchised, and 1375 01:05:52.440 --> 01:05:54.559 Shane Douglas does a promo and says, I'm about over this. 1376 01:05:54.840 --> 01:05:55.840 I gotta be honest. 1377 01:05:58.519 --> 01:06:02.800 Newly like it just happened. Fuck these guys fucking suck. 1378 01:06:03.199 --> 01:06:05.639 Like I listen, I'm not a miracle worker. Boys, you 1379 01:06:05.679 --> 01:06:13.159 want from me, We're here with this game sucks. Fucking 1380 01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:17.840 team sucks. Chase Stevens is fucking pissed. What what do 1381 01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:21.719 you do when a fucking stutter or something? This ship 1382 01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:25.400 is bullshit, man, you guys have no good matches under 1383 01:06:25.440 --> 01:06:28.159 your fucking belt. Yeah, dude, he says, I'm if they 1384 01:06:28.199 --> 01:06:30.000 don't went on over this, I'm gonna end this ship. 1385 01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:33.400 I'm end this ship now. And yeah, Chase Stemens says 1386 01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:36.360 what and Shane Duncan stands up. He said, what you say? 1387 01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:39.360 And Chase Simmons is you're gonna end this and she 1388 01:06:39.559 --> 01:06:43.119 says yeah, And she says what do you mean you 1389 01:06:43.119 --> 01:06:45.239 want to end it? And Chin says, listen, I don't 1390 01:06:45.239 --> 01:06:46.519 want to put an end to it. But can you 1391 01:06:46.599 --> 01:06:47.800 sit there and look me in the eye and say 1392 01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:50.440 you've done everything I've asked, You've had good matches. I've 1393 01:06:50.480 --> 01:06:52.559 actually just have one good match. You got one good match. 1394 01:06:54.920 --> 01:06:58.239 We're fucking trying, like what the fuck? You have the 1395 01:06:58.320 --> 01:07:01.199 greatest tag teams in the world, dear, and you guys 1396 01:07:01.320 --> 01:07:04.440 can't fucking deliver one good match, Like, what the fuck? 1397 01:07:04.880 --> 01:07:11.039 And then Andy Douglas stands up. He says, Dad, Ellie, 1398 01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:18.440 fuck franchise, son. I don't want you to be my 1399 01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:22.199 dad anymore, but I just really franchised you. How come 1400 01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:26.280 this guy's not Chase Stevens Douglas. That was the next 1401 01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:29.159 stop for this angle, but franchise went it off. This train. 1402 01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:31.480 Yeah, give me the fuck out here. I got to 1403 01:07:31.519 --> 01:07:33.199 interview some dudes real quick. Instead. 1404 01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:35.840 I didn't even put two two together that these guys 1405 01:07:35.880 --> 01:07:38.400 are father and son. It's like Taker and fucking Paul Bearer. 1406 01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:43.519 I mean it's it's like. 1407 01:07:45.840 --> 01:07:47.840 Yeah, right, and that's her dad. 1408 01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:52.760 How long does this fucking franchise Naturals to go for it. 1409 01:07:53.559 --> 01:07:55.519 After the end of the Shane Douglas angle, Teenage were 1410 01:07:55.559 --> 01:07:56.920 said to be done with the Naturals as a team, 1411 01:07:57.000 --> 01:07:58.760 saying that they had given the team several opportunities to 1412 01:07:58.760 --> 01:08:01.440 show the charisma but had not delivered. Situation has since 1413 01:08:01.440 --> 01:08:03.599 been rectified to an extent, and after two house shows 1414 01:08:04.000 --> 01:08:06.199 one in January to watch, the Natals returned in two 1415 01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:09.119 thousand and seven. Oh fuck, that was like real here, okay, 1416 01:08:09.320 --> 01:08:11.079 and then they're gone also by two thousand and seven. 1417 01:08:11.840 --> 01:08:13.519 Yeah. I did like the end of it, though, They're like, 1418 01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:16.279 we did everything you asked to do, you did everything 1419 01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:16.880 but win. 1420 01:08:17.479 --> 01:08:19.880 Yeah, except when I like that. I did like that. 1421 01:08:20.640 --> 01:08:22.720 This isn't a bad idea for the whole deal here, 1422 01:08:22.760 --> 01:08:24.880 like a manager of refucking freshing a team and then 1423 01:08:24.920 --> 01:08:26.920 they win it just sadly they did it and then 1424 01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:28.640 they didn't win, and then he leaves them. 1425 01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:38.159 They didn't win the seventeen Battle Royal. That sucks. We 1426 01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:40.479 get a bumper here for Bound for Glory with a 1427 01:08:40.560 --> 01:08:42.399 cover version of Pods Alive. 1428 01:08:42.920 --> 01:08:45.920 Oh my god. Yes, that's fucking awesome, dude, I love that. 1429 01:08:46.239 --> 01:08:48.399 I think they also use Enemy by Fozzy for this 1430 01:08:48.479 --> 01:08:51.159 Bound for Glory. Do you remember that? I was that 1431 01:08:51.319 --> 01:08:51.640 this one? 1432 01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:55.399 I don't. Oh fuck, let's see what is this? So six? 1433 01:08:55.600 --> 01:08:58.159 Yeah six BFG Enemy it is? 1434 01:08:58.359 --> 01:08:59.560 Yeah, it is that one. Good shout. 1435 01:08:59.760 --> 01:09:01.359 Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool. They have a lot of 1436 01:09:01.399 --> 01:09:02.960 cool songs they played throughout the show. 1437 01:09:03.359 --> 01:09:05.399 Was this the one where people thought Jericho was coming here? 1438 01:09:05.640 --> 01:09:06.000 They did? 1439 01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:09.199 Yeah? Yeah, okay, that's that's why I remember it, because 1440 01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:11.319 they were like, oh fuck, and I think Fozzy or 1441 01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:13.640 Jericho had TNA like on the front page of his website. 1442 01:09:13.800 --> 01:09:15.640 He did, Yeah, he did, but it was just for 1443 01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:21.319 this that's right. Yeah, we go to a pre tape here. 1444 01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:24.720 Raven says that in nineteen ninety five he started his 1445 01:09:24.880 --> 01:09:30.520 own dysfunctional family like doctor Frankenstein, like Doctor Frankenstein, Like 1446 01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:32.039 Doctor Frankenstein. 1447 01:09:32.600 --> 01:09:42.800 It's like that Stephanie fucking FROMO backdown. Yeah yeah, Edge, Edge, Yeah. 1448 01:09:42.840 --> 01:09:45.479 He created his own monsters from scratch and his personal 1449 01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:48.239 favorite and the pick of the letter was always Runt 1450 01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:51.159 that spike. Of course I did like by the. 1451 01:09:51.199 --> 01:09:54.119 Way that it cut immediately from him saying that he 1452 01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:56.000 liked run, and then it cut immediately to a bys 1453 01:09:56.159 --> 01:09:57.560 dragging him by his head up the ramp. 1454 01:09:58.079 --> 01:10:01.279 Dude, it's like six clips very fast of a best 1455 01:10:01.319 --> 01:10:03.920 beating the fuck out of him. But Raven is not 1456 01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:05.479 thrilled with that. He says, a best, I didn't give 1457 01:10:05.479 --> 01:10:08.680 you permission to play with him, like doctor Frankenstein. Doctor 1458 01:10:10.239 --> 01:10:15.560 like Doctor Frankenstein, like doctor Frankenstein. So Raven says, with 1459 01:10:15.680 --> 01:10:18.920 a with scalpel like precision, I'll slice into your cerebellum 1460 01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:21.920 and I'll see what makes you tick. Next week, the 1461 01:10:22.039 --> 01:10:26.159 narcotic defect of a Hangman's Horror match, change collars, handcuffs, 1462 01:10:26.199 --> 01:10:31.000 and maybe an overdose of the even flow ddt Okay, 1463 01:10:33.159 --> 01:10:37.079 that's not right. What short trip and uh, what what's 1464 01:10:37.119 --> 01:10:37.640 going on here? 1465 01:10:37.960 --> 01:10:41.760 What he says? The narcotic effect of a Hangman Horrors match, 1466 01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:46.800 change collars, handcuffs, and an overdose of the Raven effect. 1467 01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:51.960 Watching a different version than I was, maybe like foot 1468 01:10:52.000 --> 01:10:53.880 leg jers or something to here. There are audio problems 1469 01:10:53.920 --> 01:10:56.279 on this mindset even flow he said, and overdose something 1470 01:10:56.279 --> 01:10:58.119 that even flow D. And if you say Raven effect, 1471 01:10:58.159 --> 01:10:58.880 you should be killed. 1472 01:10:59.159 --> 01:11:01.159 Well that's odd because as it said, Raven effect. 1473 01:11:01.199 --> 01:11:03.000 That that's just what he said. That that's what he said, 1474 01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:06.039 like doctor Franken's eye, jackass, Doctor frank designed, like doctor 1475 01:11:06.479 --> 01:11:11.840 doctor a short trip and a bad landing. 1476 01:11:12.159 --> 01:11:17.880 That's a classic quote, the raven never more. I mean, listen, 1477 01:11:17.920 --> 01:11:22.880 you gotta hit the classics, like the Raven Effect. Well, 1478 01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:24.800 if he did that here, yeah, probably did his. 1479 01:11:24.840 --> 01:11:27.079 Shut your mouth all the tire is pretty cool though. 1480 01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:29.000 Dude, he shut your mouth? Is it the fate one 1481 01:11:29.079 --> 01:11:29.760 the be a tire? 1482 01:11:29.840 --> 01:11:30.920 Yeah, dude, it's awesome. 1483 01:11:31.119 --> 01:11:33.479 That one is fucking sick. I I mean like I said, 1484 01:11:33.520 --> 01:11:35.319 I mean, I've always been a big Raven fan. He 1485 01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:37.560 did like nothing in WFO that sucks. 1486 01:11:37.560 --> 01:11:39.439 I know in my head. You know what's funny about that? 1487 01:11:39.520 --> 01:11:41.239 In my head, he did a lot, I guess because 1488 01:11:41.279 --> 01:11:43.520 he I mean he was featured, uh, because there was 1489 01:11:43.560 --> 01:11:45.560 always like a hardcore title deal, right, and he was 1490 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:48.720 very involved in that. So that's that's probably why. And 1491 01:11:48.840 --> 01:11:49.800 he was in the games too. 1492 01:11:49.920 --> 01:11:51.880 I mean, I think the big thing there with me, man, 1493 01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:53.159 is like I think a lot of the time, it's 1494 01:11:53.239 --> 01:11:56.520 my brain sort of cross wires my time with the 1495 01:11:56.640 --> 01:12:00.479 video game with the time of me watching the show. Okay, 1496 01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:02.840 so like a lot of guys got a really big 1497 01:12:02.960 --> 01:12:06.600 push in my head and they really very pattern Yeah, 1498 01:12:06.680 --> 01:12:10.079 and they really just didn't at all, No, dude. 1499 01:12:09.880 --> 01:12:12.199 But that's I mean, that's the video games are a 1500 01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:15.520 time capsule, right, Like that's it's the it's everything that's 1501 01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:17.439 going on at that time. That's how you remember it. 1502 01:12:17.600 --> 01:12:19.720 And fucking Raven wasn't a bunch of those games. 1503 01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:23.119 So now it's time for Christian Cage versus the Truth 1504 01:12:23.600 --> 01:12:24.359 Ron Killings. 1505 01:12:25.079 --> 01:12:27.640 They called a special challenge contest. I don't know why, 1506 01:12:27.960 --> 01:12:30.840 I don't they don't really imply that there's any reward 1507 01:12:30.920 --> 01:12:32.840 or anything. I don't know, if it's just they wanted 1508 01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:34.119 it to sound like a big match. 1509 01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:35.760 Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 1510 01:12:36.119 --> 01:12:37.840 Yeah, that's I just wasn't sure if there was something 1511 01:12:37.880 --> 01:12:39.960 I was missing, if there was like a number one 1512 01:12:39.960 --> 01:12:41.760 contender kind of deal here, or or if it was 1513 01:12:41.840 --> 01:12:42.920 just like, hey, this is a big match. 1514 01:12:43.359 --> 01:12:45.600 Well three weeks ago, Christian Cage hit Sting in the 1515 01:12:45.640 --> 01:12:46.880 head out of midair with a guitar. 1516 01:12:47.399 --> 01:12:49.359 Fucking awesome. I don't know what Sting was going for, 1517 01:12:49.640 --> 01:12:51.920 but he got Nilt with a guitar. Dude. 1518 01:12:51.960 --> 01:12:55.039 It's a legendary Christian Cage spot. I love that deal. 1519 01:12:55.399 --> 01:12:57.880 I mean, Christian ten a run. We've talked about it 1520 01:12:57.960 --> 01:12:59.439 a bunch. If you've listened to this pod enough, you 1521 01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:01.720 have heard us wax poetic about it. But I thought 1522 01:13:01.800 --> 01:13:02.960 Christian and TNA was awesome. 1523 01:13:03.279 --> 01:13:06.640 I mean, like with Christian for a very long time 1524 01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:09.520 until aw that's what as a Christian Cage fan you 1525 01:13:09.520 --> 01:13:10.199 would hang your hat on. 1526 01:13:10.640 --> 01:13:14.279 That's it was. It solidified everything that we like fucking 1527 01:13:14.319 --> 01:13:16.119 thought about him. When he was, you know, getting that 1528 01:13:16.119 --> 01:13:17.760 little push at the end of his wbe run. I 1529 01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:19.439 was like, okay, he can be a main eventor and 1530 01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:20.880 here's how he's fucking kicking ass. 1531 01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:23.279 That was always my guy. I always liked him. I 1532 01:13:23.359 --> 01:13:25.920 thought he was fucking awesome. Like as the kid growing up, 1533 01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:28.279 I don't know why, you know, sometimes you just pick 1534 01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:31.119 a fucking wrestler. Sure that's one of your guys, and 1535 01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:33.960 like Christian was one of those guys, and like nailed. 1536 01:13:34.199 --> 01:13:36.039 That was what was so cool about tn A at 1537 01:13:36.079 --> 01:13:38.119 the time, was like a lot of the guys that 1538 01:13:38.199 --> 01:13:40.399 were coming in, not all of them, but a good 1539 01:13:40.439 --> 01:13:42.720 amount of them were coming in with a chip on 1540 01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:44.359 their shoulder, you know. Yea, they wanted to ask and 1541 01:13:44.399 --> 01:13:46.399 I thought that was pretty cool, Like Angle and Cage 1542 01:13:46.439 --> 01:13:48.039 and the guys that came in around that time. Sting 1543 01:13:48.119 --> 01:13:49.680 came in too, with a chip on his shoulder, like 1544 01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:52.039 early Stak. Sure he was there to fucking work man, 1545 01:13:52.119 --> 01:13:54.800 and like it was. It was cool. Not everybody, but 1546 01:13:55.039 --> 01:13:58.239 like nope, I mean you can point out a few 1547 01:13:58.279 --> 01:13:58.520 of them. 1548 01:13:58.560 --> 01:13:58.720 You know. 1549 01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:01.479 As the years on, the further we got along in 1550 01:14:01.560 --> 01:14:05.000 the TNA thing, the more they hired dudes that were 1551 01:14:05.159 --> 01:14:08.039 not really looking to have a resurgence as much as 1552 01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:08.800 they were looking to. 1553 01:14:09.119 --> 01:14:11.199 Get paid and not work as many dates. 1554 01:14:11.680 --> 01:14:15.840 Yes, the schedule was like a crutch. It was like, oh, 1555 01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:16.720 we don't have to do much. 1556 01:14:17.039 --> 01:14:19.159 Ever, I don't want to work the w W schedule 1557 01:14:19.239 --> 01:14:20.960 house shows. I would like to do. 1558 01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:23.439 DNA And I'm going to work on like house shows 1559 01:14:23.560 --> 01:14:24.359 the dates that I do have. 1560 01:14:24.520 --> 01:14:26.359 And I'll move to Florida and I'll just drive twenty 1561 01:14:26.399 --> 01:14:27.479 minutes here and go home. 1562 01:14:28.520 --> 01:14:31.319 Yeah. Yeah, but not not Christian. 1563 01:14:32.000 --> 01:14:34.640 Well, there's actually more here. So Christian cage hits sting 1564 01:14:34.720 --> 01:14:37.840 in the head with the guitar. Yes, Christian then tosses 1565 01:14:37.880 --> 01:14:40.680 a chair of Rhino's head and then grabs another chair 1566 01:14:40.800 --> 01:14:43.439 and concertos him and leaves him laying in his own. 1567 01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:47.159 Blood bosted him open. And I think this Christian Rhino 1568 01:14:47.199 --> 01:14:49.039 feud goes on for a bit. They kind of go 1569 01:14:49.760 --> 01:14:51.720 pretty personal with it, Like Christian ends up bringing like 1570 01:14:51.800 --> 01:14:53.960 his alcohol deal, and I think there's some stuff with 1571 01:14:54.039 --> 01:14:56.079 that kind. They do a bunch of stuff here. They 1572 01:14:56.119 --> 01:14:58.560 do a bunch of gimmick matches. It's a good little 1573 01:14:58.600 --> 01:14:59.119 piece of business. 1574 01:14:59.359 --> 01:15:01.800 Yeah. They had that brawl. I can't remember the name 1575 01:15:01.840 --> 01:15:02.960 of it. It had a gimmick too. It was like 1576 01:15:02.960 --> 01:15:04.279 eight mile brawl or five mile brawl. 1577 01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:07.359 Yes, yes, yeah, eight mins talking about because Detroit eight mile. 1578 01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:10.720 Yeah, very good match. And yeah, I mean they had 1579 01:15:10.760 --> 01:15:12.000 a lot of good stuff here. I mean they were 1580 01:15:12.039 --> 01:15:13.880 friends in real life, so they just kind of wanted 1581 01:15:13.920 --> 01:15:15.880 to work together, I think, And I think they actually 1582 01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:17.279 ended up having a really good feud. 1583 01:15:17.439 --> 01:15:19.399 I mean they were together for a second in WWF right. 1584 01:15:19.439 --> 01:15:22.319 I think he was like Edgend Christian's fucking bodyguard. 1585 01:15:22.680 --> 01:15:23.359 That's pretty cool. 1586 01:15:23.640 --> 01:15:26.199 Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, I mean again, these these 1587 01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:29.600 guys are very cool. Also another thing to note here. Truth, 1588 01:15:29.640 --> 01:15:31.680 I mean we talked about this before. Ron Killings comes 1589 01:15:31.680 --> 01:15:33.880 out to the What's Up? Theme, which still seems fucking 1590 01:15:33.960 --> 01:15:34.479 crazy to me. 1591 01:15:34.840 --> 01:15:36.680 Yeah, it feels like it's dubbed in or something, but 1592 01:15:36.760 --> 01:15:36.960 it's not. 1593 01:15:37.399 --> 01:15:39.199 No, it's not like this was his theme here. It's 1594 01:15:39.239 --> 01:15:40.640 his song, so he could do what the fuck he 1595 01:15:40.680 --> 01:15:43.159 wants with it. They show last week that Truth and 1596 01:15:43.239 --> 01:15:45.760 Christian were fighting in the interview area and security had 1597 01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:48.159 to split him up. So that's, you know, kind of 1598 01:15:48.479 --> 01:15:49.239 how we got here. 1599 01:15:52.319 --> 01:15:54.000 They start off with a strike exchange here in the 1600 01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:56.960 middle before Christian goes low. Truth fights back as they 1601 01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:59.159 head into an international and then Truth turns that into 1602 01:15:59.199 --> 01:15:59.920 the live detector. 1603 01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:01.319 What a great fucking move. 1604 01:16:01.600 --> 01:16:05.159 Good move for this episode too, Oh shit, you're right, Yeah, 1605 01:16:05.680 --> 01:16:06.279 it's so weird. 1606 01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:07.640 Like, you know, we watch a lot of these where, 1607 01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:09.960 like you see guys do moves that become kind of 1608 01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:11.720 a finish and it's just a move that they do, 1609 01:16:11.840 --> 01:16:12.920 and that's kind of one of them. 1610 01:16:13.239 --> 01:16:15.279 Yeah. I love the light detector. Man, I have no 1611 01:16:15.399 --> 01:16:17.039 clue how he's able to move his body like that, 1612 01:16:17.159 --> 01:16:17.600 but I love it. 1613 01:16:17.600 --> 01:16:19.680 It doesn't make any goddamn sense at all. 1614 01:16:19.800 --> 01:16:22.720 Actually, Christian throws Truth over to the apron here, Truth 1615 01:16:22.760 --> 01:16:24.800 heads to the top. Christian runs to cut him off. 1616 01:16:25.399 --> 01:16:28.439 Truth jumps off the top rope lands in a split 1617 01:16:28.640 --> 01:16:29.960 off the fucking top row. 1618 01:16:30.079 --> 01:16:30.479 My god. 1619 01:16:30.640 --> 01:16:32.479 He springs up and hits a spinning kick. 1620 01:16:32.880 --> 01:16:36.119 How how how does that possible? Like how does that 1621 01:16:36.279 --> 01:16:38.680 not tear every part of your body? Like doing a 1622 01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:40.359 split normally, like even if you know how to do 1623 01:16:40.479 --> 01:16:43.800 a split, like you know whatever, but doing it from 1624 01:16:43.880 --> 01:16:46.319 the top is ridiculous. 1625 01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:48.840 It was seriously unreal. Like when I saw it happen, 1626 01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:51.199 it was like, Wow, what did I just see? And 1627 01:16:51.319 --> 01:16:53.640 then not only that, but it's like the crowd also 1628 01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:55.680 went through that same deal in their head. There was 1629 01:16:55.760 --> 01:16:57.239 like a moment where the crowd just looked at it 1630 01:16:57.279 --> 01:16:58.880 and was like, what the fuck? And then everyone just 1631 01:16:58.920 --> 01:17:02.199 stood up and started clapping. They're like, Wow, this was unbelievable. 1632 01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:04.039 And he had more to do. He splits and then 1633 01:17:04.159 --> 01:17:06.640 pops up and hits a fucking heel kick with theatrix. 1634 01:17:06.680 --> 01:17:08.439 Like this is fucking nuts. 1635 01:17:08.920 --> 01:17:10.479 Yeah, I was super impressed here man. 1636 01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:12.680 Really. By the way, just before that, I don't know 1637 01:17:12.720 --> 01:17:15.479 if you saw this fucking but he I don't know 1638 01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:17.359 if like this was called. It looked pretty crazy. I 1639 01:17:17.399 --> 01:17:19.239 don't remember this being one of his moves. Have a 1640 01:17:19.279 --> 01:17:21.760 lot of detector Christian feeds in truth does like the 1641 01:17:21.920 --> 01:17:23.520 razor ramone choke slam to him. 1642 01:17:23.760 --> 01:17:27.560 Oh you're right, he does do that, which looked great, dude, Okay. 1643 01:17:27.439 --> 01:17:29.600 I loved it. I don't know why people don't do that. 1644 01:17:29.720 --> 01:17:32.199 More like I love a good you know, cane one 1645 01:17:32.359 --> 01:17:35.319 arm or in the showstopper, the razor ramone grab both 1646 01:17:35.359 --> 01:17:37.199 sides of your neck and pick you up and slam 1647 01:17:37.279 --> 01:17:39.479 you down is gnarly. Yeah. 1648 01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:41.159 I thought that was really cool, you know what. I 1649 01:17:41.319 --> 01:17:43.800 forgot to write that down, but yeah, that was awesome. 1650 01:17:44.359 --> 01:17:46.840 So Christian heads up here, but Truth drop kicks him 1651 01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:48.840 to the floor, then hits a house show dive and 1652 01:17:48.960 --> 01:17:49.960 we go to commercial. 1653 01:17:50.159 --> 01:17:51.800 I like that little try. It was a triangle drop 1654 01:17:51.880 --> 01:17:53.720 kick too, so he like jumped off the second to 1655 01:17:53.920 --> 01:17:56.199 dropkick Christian off the rope. That was very cool. 1656 01:17:56.520 --> 01:17:58.560 During the break, Christian poke Truth in the eyes and 1657 01:17:58.600 --> 01:17:59.920 hit a reverse DDT off the set. 1658 01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:01.920 That's fucking awesome. 1659 01:18:02.119 --> 01:18:04.079 We come back in here, Christian hits a neck breaker, 1660 01:18:04.159 --> 01:18:05.840 then does a little dance to a sea of booze. 1661 01:18:05.880 --> 01:18:06.920 He's gonna get his heat. 1662 01:18:06.760 --> 01:18:10.319 Now, dude, crazy ass dance. Also, what is crazy is 1663 01:18:10.840 --> 01:18:12.359 how Don West sounds here. 1664 01:18:12.680 --> 01:18:13.600 What do you sound like here? 1665 01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:17.199 Okay? So Don West is like, you know there, he's 1666 01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:19.399 talking about the match. After the fucking thing he does 1667 01:18:19.479 --> 01:18:23.439 the Christian does a dance, and Don West is very like, 1668 01:18:23.960 --> 01:18:27.119 very sloppy post production insert here where they had to 1669 01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:30.039 dub him here, he's normal, Don West says. He says, oh, 1670 01:18:30.079 --> 01:18:32.359 it doesn't matter if it's his friend Rhino. Then they 1671 01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:35.119 dub very loud. It doesn't matter if it's Ron Killings, 1672 01:18:35.159 --> 01:18:37.920 doesn't matter if it's Sting. And he goes back and 1673 01:18:38.079 --> 01:18:41.239 does the rest of his sentence super badly inserted. 1674 01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:42.199 Oh that's funny. 1675 01:18:42.319 --> 01:18:42.840 It's rough. 1676 01:18:43.520 --> 01:18:45.239 Truth works up out of a chin lock here and 1677 01:18:45.279 --> 01:18:47.800 heads up to the top. Christian tries to cut him off, 1678 01:18:47.880 --> 01:18:50.600 but Truth pushes him to the mat. Truth jumps off 1679 01:18:50.640 --> 01:18:52.880 the top rope and hits an Alabama jam for two. 1680 01:18:53.359 --> 01:18:56.079 This is so scary how he does this leg drop. 1681 01:18:56.159 --> 01:18:58.199 It's almost like he's doing a sent on. And it 1682 01:18:58.279 --> 01:19:01.119 also like his legs just happened to on Christian's head. 1683 01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:03.359 Yeah, it was like a delayed deal. It was cool looking. 1684 01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:08.039 It was fucking super cool. It looks actually like crazier 1685 01:19:08.119 --> 01:19:09.720 than a regular leg draw, like, look like you hurt. 1686 01:19:10.119 --> 01:19:12.439 Truth follows up with a double line comeback, and then 1687 01:19:12.479 --> 01:19:14.000 he hits an Osaka street cutter. 1688 01:19:14.359 --> 01:19:16.880 That is fucking so awesome. I don't know if I 1689 01:19:17.039 --> 01:19:18.479 really ever see that move anymore. 1690 01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:21.399 I think he calls it Truth or Consequences, but uh, 1691 01:19:21.560 --> 01:19:24.520 it's a vertical suplex. And then he turns it into 1692 01:19:24.560 --> 01:19:25.000 a stunner. 1693 01:19:25.279 --> 01:19:27.199 Yeah, he like flips you over, Yeah, like as if 1694 01:19:27.239 --> 01:19:29.199 you were gonna like flip over to reverse out of it, 1695 01:19:29.199 --> 01:19:30.560 except he drops down into a stunner. 1696 01:19:30.560 --> 01:19:32.520 It's very Yeah, I think O soccer street Cutter is 1697 01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:37.960 like reverse DDT hold and then you suplex him up suplex. 1698 01:19:38.279 --> 01:19:38.720 Yeah, you have. 1699 01:19:38.760 --> 01:19:41.880 Reverse suplex into Stunner or cutter, whatever you want to 1700 01:19:42.399 --> 01:19:44.600 do there. But yeah, I think Truth does it vertical 1701 01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:47.239 suplex style. So it's from the front, up and over. 1702 01:19:47.439 --> 01:19:50.000 He calls that Truth or Consequences. Great fucking move, by 1703 01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:53.279 the way, super cool. Yeah, Christian goes for the un prettier, 1704 01:19:53.359 --> 01:19:56.159 but Truth gets up. He's able to flashpin Christian for 1705 01:19:56.159 --> 01:19:58.640 a two point nine here. Christian then hits a spirit 1706 01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:00.560 out of the corner for a two point nine. They're 1707 01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:01.520 really going for it here. 1708 01:20:01.880 --> 01:20:04.199 I liked that the crowd because obviously, you know, Christian 1709 01:20:04.239 --> 01:20:05.800 has the whole thing with edge, and it was obviously 1710 01:20:05.840 --> 01:20:07.840 an edge style spear, but the crowd was channing Gore, 1711 01:20:08.000 --> 01:20:09.680 which I thought was cute. It's like, okay, good, they 1712 01:20:10.039 --> 01:20:11.319 fucking fuck with this angle. 1713 01:20:11.680 --> 01:20:14.239 Truth hits a back elbow on Christian and he accidentally 1714 01:20:14.319 --> 01:20:16.840 hits the ref No. Truth then hits a choking stein 1715 01:20:16.880 --> 01:20:18.039 on Christian with the leg hook. 1716 01:20:18.640 --> 01:20:21.159 That's fucking awesome. He stops him, dude. 1717 01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:23.199 It took way too long for the referee to see 1718 01:20:23.239 --> 01:20:25.960 it because he had obviously just been hit and Christian's 1719 01:20:25.960 --> 01:20:28.560 able to kick out. Christian kicks Truth in the nuts, 1720 01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:31.760 looks at the camera. It hits the pier for the three. 1721 01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:33.680 I don't know if commentary saw that he kicked them 1722 01:20:33.720 --> 01:20:35.159 in the balls, because they don't really sell it. They 1723 01:20:35.199 --> 01:20:36.720 just said, ah, he had the unprettier damn. 1724 01:20:37.079 --> 01:20:38.840 I mean it's the most blatant kick in the nuts. 1725 01:20:38.880 --> 01:20:41.119 I mean, godly, the camera was looking straight at him. 1726 01:20:41.239 --> 01:20:43.680 I know, like they don't acknowledge they kicked them the 1727 01:20:43.720 --> 01:20:45.039 balls at all. I thought it was weird. I don't 1728 01:20:45.119 --> 01:20:47.800 maybe they just fucking were looking at something else. They're 1729 01:20:48.039 --> 01:20:49.479 looking at the big red phone in front of them, 1730 01:20:49.560 --> 01:20:51.039 ringing despicable. 1731 01:20:52.840 --> 01:20:53.840 I should have dub that in there. 1732 01:20:55.039 --> 01:21:03.079 Don West says, it gets the win, son of a bitch, Christian, 1733 01:21:03.119 --> 01:21:04.119 but he's not done. 1734 01:21:04.399 --> 01:21:07.119 No, because Christian brings two chairs into the ring for 1735 01:21:07.239 --> 01:21:10.439 the concerto on the Truth. But Rhino makes the save. 1736 01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:15.239 Dude, Rhino comes running down crazy like he runs nute. 1737 01:21:16.680 --> 01:21:19.039 His legs are too big to be running with. 1738 01:21:19.760 --> 01:21:22.359 I love Rhino, man, I love Rhino, and like he's 1739 01:21:22.399 --> 01:21:25.079 in great shape here, yes, and he's still got that fire. 1740 01:21:25.359 --> 01:21:26.039 It's very cool. 1741 01:21:26.359 --> 01:21:28.239 He's a guy like Christian that came in to prove 1742 01:21:28.319 --> 01:21:30.319 something right, like, hey, I can be a fucking top guy. 1743 01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:31.840 I'll burn my UCW belt. 1744 01:21:34.840 --> 01:21:36.760 Fuck him. I don't give a fuck, I'll burn got 1745 01:21:36.880 --> 01:21:38.920 him all the belts, give me doring and roadkills tag 1746 01:21:38.960 --> 01:21:41.840 titles too. It was shit. So yeah, Christian swings a 1747 01:21:41.920 --> 01:21:44.000 chair of Rhino, Rhino ducks and fires off on him. 1748 01:21:44.039 --> 01:21:46.640 H's a short arm, closed line. He's fired up. He 1749 01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:49.319 swings a chair Christian, but Christian powders and runs up 1750 01:21:49.319 --> 01:21:52.359 the ramp and Rhino gets a mic. And this problem 1751 01:21:52.359 --> 01:21:53.760 would have been a lot different if it wasn't on 1752 01:21:54.159 --> 01:21:57.119 normal TV. But sadly we don't get any motherfuckers or 1753 01:21:57.119 --> 01:21:58.439 I'll kill your famili said this one. 1754 01:21:58.680 --> 01:22:02.439 Yeah, they must have told Rhino at chill fuck out, man, he. 1755 01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:05.039 Says, Christian, you ran out of here like a little girl. 1756 01:22:05.760 --> 01:22:07.680 You talked about ten plus years of friendship. Well you 1757 01:22:07.760 --> 01:22:09.880 ended in this very ring two weeks ago. And you 1758 01:22:09.960 --> 01:22:11.680 know what I say. We do something a little different 1759 01:22:12.079 --> 01:22:14.119 and no surrender. We stand in this ring and look out, 1760 01:22:14.159 --> 01:22:17.199 I as opponents, he says, I swear to you fans, 1761 01:22:17.199 --> 01:22:19.880 and I swear as God is my witness, I will 1762 01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:24.479 cut you Christian cage in half with a Gore Gore 1763 01:22:25.319 --> 01:22:35.720 Gore shifts. I mean, this is fucking awesome. He's also huge. 1764 01:22:36.199 --> 01:22:39.119 I love that the Gore Gore Gore just became his thing. 1765 01:22:39.640 --> 01:22:42.399 Yeah, that was Hayman's deal, right, like on commentary. 1766 01:22:42.119 --> 01:22:43.800 Yeah, Gore go Yeah. 1767 01:22:44.199 --> 01:22:46.439 This his theme song too, right, it's the start of 1768 01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:46.920 his song. 1769 01:22:47.119 --> 01:22:49.840 Yeah yeah, and that just became his thing. Like whenever 1770 01:22:49.920 --> 01:22:52.079 I think of Gore, I think Gore, Gore, Gore. 1771 01:22:52.199 --> 01:22:54.560 You have to do it three times? Yeah, right, yeah, exactly. 1772 01:22:54.680 --> 01:22:55.600 That's fucking awesome. 1773 01:22:56.319 --> 01:22:58.319 I should have grabbed the mic. Motherfucker. 1774 01:23:01.840 --> 01:23:03.960 Hey, Hey, got day? 1775 01:23:04.359 --> 01:23:06.920 Oh okay, okay, we try it again. 1776 01:23:07.039 --> 01:23:12.560 Try one more, one more fucker right o, Hey, what 1777 01:23:12.800 --> 01:23:15.279 heck you gotta Which part? 1778 01:23:15.359 --> 01:23:16.199 Did you not want me to do? 1779 01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:19.840 The fucker part? You can't swear? All right, all right, 1780 01:23:20.079 --> 01:23:21.760 take it from the crowd. All right, here we go. 1781 01:23:21.880 --> 01:23:30.319 One more rhino go. Fuck. That's alright, Well we'll fix 1782 01:23:30.399 --> 01:23:33.479 it and fuck Christy, take it away, Christy, goddamn holy ship. 1783 01:23:34.439 --> 01:23:38.039 So we go backstage. JB says the polygraph test has 1784 01:23:38.359 --> 01:23:39.239 just concluded. 1785 01:23:39.640 --> 01:23:43.279 Hooray, and Jeff Jaredan has answered every single question posed 1786 01:23:43.479 --> 01:23:47.159 to him. By the polygraph specialist, and Jared comes out 1787 01:23:47.199 --> 01:23:48.560 of the room and e why is there with him? 1788 01:23:49.279 --> 01:23:51.239 Jared still has all his ship shtrapped to his head 1789 01:23:51.319 --> 01:23:53.920 from the test, and Jeff says, JB, do you want 1790 01:23:53.920 --> 01:23:55.239 to be the first man to shake the hand of 1791 01:23:55.279 --> 01:23:58.760 an innocent man? Why is standing there smelling Jeff's martini? Yes, 1792 01:23:58.840 --> 01:24:02.840 it is very strong. Jeff says, there's the superstar of 1793 01:24:02.840 --> 01:24:06.199 the evening show time Eric, Young Eric, I'm taking you out, 1794 01:24:06.640 --> 01:24:09.319 and Ey immediately gets defensive and says, of tna, it's 1795 01:24:09.359 --> 01:24:13.039 my life, this is my life. Jeff says, no, you 1796 01:24:13.600 --> 01:24:16.439 know you've got a job for life. Your grandfathered in. 1797 01:24:17.279 --> 01:24:19.680 Speaking of relatives, I want to personally thank you Uncle Leo. 1798 01:24:19.920 --> 01:24:23.079 Open that Hunt Lodge and Saskatoon. We are on the 1799 01:24:23.279 --> 01:24:25.359 level hell of enough for you. You got here. And 1800 01:24:25.479 --> 01:24:28.199 guess what, Borash, I get to go away for six 1801 01:24:28.319 --> 01:24:33.119 to eight weeks? Now, what fucking right? You just get 1802 01:24:33.159 --> 01:24:34.760 to go You get a training camp for six to 1803 01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:35.279 eight weeks? 1804 01:24:35.680 --> 01:24:38.239 Hell yeah, man like he got no matchup, no surrender. 1805 01:24:38.319 --> 01:24:40.000 He's gonna take the time off and he's gonna get 1806 01:24:40.039 --> 01:24:40.520 ready for sting. 1807 01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:43.199 That's what he says. I I mean listen, champion here, 1808 01:24:43.520 --> 01:24:45.920 it's title versus career. It's a big deal. He's got 1809 01:24:46.000 --> 01:24:47.600 to go away, and he says he's got to go 1810 01:24:47.600 --> 01:24:50.760 away and get spooky, just like Sting boo and EWI 1811 01:24:50.840 --> 01:24:56.560 goes whoa and Jeff says, come on, Eric, let's go 1812 01:24:56.600 --> 01:24:59.119 the ring and clear my good name. All right, Well, 1813 01:24:59.159 --> 01:25:01.359 we're gonna find out on raw if Jeff Jared is 1814 01:25:01.399 --> 01:25:04.479 innocent or if he's guilty. And the polygraph guy Ted 1815 01:25:04.560 --> 01:25:07.359 Redman comes out and he looks at JB and he 1816 01:25:07.520 --> 01:25:08.279 just shakes his head. 1817 01:25:08.960 --> 01:25:11.319 We get an Ultimate X hype package here to a 1818 01:25:11.479 --> 01:25:14.560 cover of Lincoln Park Numb that is fucking awesome. 1819 01:25:14.680 --> 01:25:18.159 Like this whole deal here is like the epitome of 1820 01:25:18.479 --> 01:25:20.640 how I felt about two thousand and six wrestling. It's 1821 01:25:20.720 --> 01:25:23.680 Ultimate X. They're showing all the coolest moves ever on 1822 01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:26.720 this cool fucking match, and it's a Lincoln Park cover 1823 01:25:27.079 --> 01:25:30.079 with a sweet voiceover like this is my life. 1824 01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:32.159 I mean yeah, just like how fucking cool was all 1825 01:25:32.199 --> 01:25:34.800 this shit? I mean, especially like two thousand and six, 1826 01:25:34.960 --> 01:25:39.479 I was thirteen, you know, and like a damn weakon 1827 01:25:39.560 --> 01:25:43.199 Park Numb and Pod Alive. I'm rocking both of these 1828 01:25:43.239 --> 01:25:46.560 CDs and burning them through the fucking CD player at 1829 01:25:46.600 --> 01:25:48.479 this point, you know what I mean, Like, yes, I 1830 01:25:48.800 --> 01:25:51.479 am listening to these front to back. I love this shit, 1831 01:25:52.319 --> 01:25:54.079 and then like hearing like covers of this, it didn't 1832 01:25:54.079 --> 01:25:55.399 even I don't even know if it registered to me 1833 01:25:55.760 --> 01:25:57.199 that like this could be a cover. I'm like, oh, 1834 01:25:57.239 --> 01:25:59.000 that's the fuck, it's all that's no, I'm been alive, 1835 01:25:59.199 --> 01:25:59.359 you know. 1836 01:25:59.760 --> 01:26:02.000 Oh, Okay, I definitely thought it was like, oh, it's 1837 01:26:02.000 --> 01:26:03.359 just the instrumental of the songs that I know. 1838 01:26:03.800 --> 01:26:06.680 I think the coolest thing here is that TNA created 1839 01:26:06.760 --> 01:26:10.560 something new with Ultimate X, and like, not only that, 1840 01:26:11.159 --> 01:26:14.640 it was fucking awesome. I mean TNA missed a lot. 1841 01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:18.199 I mean TNA sure shot and missed a lot. 1842 01:26:18.279 --> 01:26:20.840 But I think that was hard being a TNA fan. 1843 01:26:21.000 --> 01:26:23.520 Yeah right, But I think with like Ultimate X, I 1844 01:26:23.560 --> 01:26:25.840 think everyone can kind of agree. Ultimate X is pretty 1845 01:26:25.880 --> 01:26:26.560 fucking sweet. 1846 01:26:26.920 --> 01:26:29.960 Yes, it is fucking unbelievable. It is a showcase of 1847 01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:31.680 the coolest shit of all time. 1848 01:26:32.279 --> 01:26:35.479 Also Ultimate X with Lincoln Park numb playing, Yeah, that's 1849 01:26:35.520 --> 01:26:36.039 pretty cool. 1850 01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:39.000 That's all I ever wanted out of wrestling. Like two 1851 01:26:39.000 --> 01:26:41.239 thousand and six, Johnny was all about this shit. 1852 01:26:41.359 --> 01:26:43.840 Dude, and this is the first tag team Ultimate X. 1853 01:26:44.159 --> 01:26:46.600 Yeah, dude, we gotta fucking watch that. Like that sounds 1854 01:26:46.640 --> 01:26:48.840 fucking awesome. I don't remember it. I'm sure I watched it, 1855 01:26:48.920 --> 01:26:51.000 Like I definitely watched all this shit, but you know 1856 01:26:51.239 --> 01:26:51.640 I'm old. 1857 01:26:52.359 --> 01:26:54.600 So now it's time for the Jim Cornette town Hall. 1858 01:26:55.039 --> 01:26:57.640 Jim Cornett is here and he's holding court. He says, 1859 01:26:57.720 --> 01:26:59.800 ladies and gentlemen, I've coming tonight to conduct some very 1860 01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:03.680 horton business concerning Jeff Jarrett, the NBA World Heavyweight Champion. Hey, 1861 01:27:03.720 --> 01:27:06.119 I gotta say, by the way, I love authority figures 1862 01:27:06.159 --> 01:27:09.960 like this, like babyface, authority figures that are not afraid 1863 01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:13.680 to not only not take shit from the top heels, 1864 01:27:13.960 --> 01:27:16.960 but also are super like down to put it right 1865 01:27:17.000 --> 01:27:19.560 in their fucking face, Like he is the voice of 1866 01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:23.000 the crowd. And like that's why you can get behind 1867 01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:25.359 an authority figure like fucking Jim Cornett or like the 1868 01:27:25.439 --> 01:27:28.920 top baby because they he's like just he's the voice 1869 01:27:28.960 --> 01:27:30.880 of the crowd. He's just saying what all the crowd thinks, 1870 01:27:30.920 --> 01:27:33.479 Like fucking Jeff Jarrett is an asshole who keeps cheating, 1871 01:27:33.640 --> 01:27:35.199 and we want to see some come up into here 1872 01:27:35.640 --> 01:27:38.319 and we're gonna get it like. This works fucking perfectly, 1873 01:27:39.079 --> 01:27:41.119 so Cortnett says, But first, after what I just saw 1874 01:27:41.159 --> 01:27:42.840 between Christian and Rhino, I want to let them all. 1875 01:27:42.920 --> 01:27:44.520 I want to let them all hang out and no 1876 01:27:44.600 --> 01:27:47.119 surrender a Mattagam match. It'll be Christian Cage one on 1877 01:27:47.199 --> 01:27:50.880 one with Rhino. That's September twenty fourth, perfect I fight, 1878 01:27:50.960 --> 01:27:53.640 all right, let's go right, all right? 1879 01:27:53.800 --> 01:27:55.079 Yeah, there it is, he says. 1880 01:27:55.119 --> 01:27:57.159 Now everyone knows Jeff Jared's been going around CNA for 1881 01:27:57.159 --> 01:28:00.439 a month saying he's innocent. There's no conspiracy with guys 1882 01:28:00.479 --> 01:28:03.199 like Larry's Obisco and Earl Hebner and Christian Cage, even 1883 01:28:03.199 --> 01:28:05.680 though Jeff Jarrett seems to be the one to benefit. 1884 01:28:05.760 --> 01:28:07.479 He said he wanted he take a polygraph test, so 1885 01:28:07.520 --> 01:28:09.760 I decided to take him up on it. Despite a 1886 01:28:09.800 --> 01:28:11.760 lot of problems, we got the results and they're right here, 1887 01:28:12.399 --> 01:28:14.920 and I want to confront the NWA World Heavyweight Champion. 1888 01:28:15.439 --> 01:28:18.800 Bring out Jeff Jarrett. Bre woo woo. 1889 01:28:19.319 --> 01:28:21.439 Jared comes out here with ey. He does the whole 1890 01:28:21.680 --> 01:28:24.479 entrance with Pyro, and of course the pirates scares E. 1891 01:28:24.560 --> 01:28:30.920 Why of course it fucking does. I mean, the crowd 1892 01:28:30.960 --> 01:28:34.039 boos the shit of this guy. He's the NWA champion. 1893 01:28:34.159 --> 01:28:37.239 I mean, fuck this dude, Man, fuck this guy. 1894 01:28:37.640 --> 01:28:40.640 I mean this guy had heat you, dude. 1895 01:28:40.479 --> 01:28:43.840 Yes, like I don't no one else. I don't think 1896 01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:45.319 anybody else has this level of heat. 1897 01:28:46.079 --> 01:28:47.520 No one else is on the show as much as 1898 01:28:47.560 --> 01:28:47.880 this guy. 1899 01:28:48.039 --> 01:28:51.520 That's fucking very true. That is very fucking true. So 1900 01:28:51.640 --> 01:28:53.640 Cornett says, I don't know what you're doing out here. Eric, 1901 01:28:53.680 --> 01:28:55.920 You're so scared about using it losing your job, you 1902 01:28:56.000 --> 01:28:58.800 hook up with people like this. Cornett says, Jeff, I 1903 01:28:58.880 --> 01:29:00.720 told you, if I can prove this tests that you 1904 01:29:00.760 --> 01:29:03.159 were guilty of any kind of lie, that would make 1905 01:29:03.239 --> 01:29:05.960 you a very unhappy man. But I do want to 1906 01:29:05.960 --> 01:29:08.600 say before I read these results that polygraph tests are 1907 01:29:08.720 --> 01:29:14.960 not admissible in court because some pathological liars could beat them. 1908 01:29:15.199 --> 01:29:17.880 I mean, he's practically right in Jared's face as he 1909 01:29:18.000 --> 01:29:24.640 said that me. However, that being said, I got the results. 1910 01:29:25.199 --> 01:29:26.760 You gotta ask a lot of questions, but this is 1911 01:29:26.840 --> 01:29:29.359 the meat of the matter right here. These three questions. 1912 01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:33.680 Jeff Jarrett, you were asked, did you act in collusion 1913 01:29:33.760 --> 01:29:37.039 with or have prior knowledge of Christian Cage's actions at 1914 01:29:37.079 --> 01:29:41.560 Hard Justice on August thirteenth, two thousand and six. Your 1915 01:29:41.600 --> 01:29:46.399 answer was no, and the polygraph test says you're telling 1916 01:29:46.520 --> 01:29:50.880 the truth. Jeff, I mean Jared Fire crazy. He's like 1917 01:29:50.920 --> 01:29:53.680 a baby face again. He's fucking love it. He's fiz pumping. 1918 01:29:53.920 --> 01:29:58.079 Oh he fuck yes, And Today says really, and Don says, ah, 1919 01:29:58.199 --> 01:30:02.920 I believe that there's a sign in the crowded guy 1920 01:30:03.039 --> 01:30:05.199 has two signs. One says not guilty and the other 1921 01:30:05.279 --> 01:30:05.880 says guilty. 1922 01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:08.319 Yeah. I love that they got good shots of him too. 1923 01:30:08.680 --> 01:30:10.439 Yeah, he held up to not guilty one for this one, 1924 01:30:10.479 --> 01:30:14.079 of course, Cornet says. Question two, did you act in 1925 01:30:14.119 --> 01:30:18.640 collision with referee Earl Hebner to regain the NWA World 1926 01:30:18.720 --> 01:30:23.319 Championship at Slammiversary June eighteenth, two thousand and six. Your 1927 01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:28.399 answer was no. The polygraph test says you're telling the truth. 1928 01:30:32.359 --> 01:30:35.159 That's bullshit. Mike today is frankically flipping the announcedab rover. 1929 01:30:35.479 --> 01:30:39.560 No fucking way, he should have ran up a j 1930 01:30:39.760 --> 01:30:42.600 R Style pull have a wagon his finger. No fucking way, dude, 1931 01:30:42.960 --> 01:30:46.840 no fucking way, Cornett says. Question three, have you for 1932 01:30:46.920 --> 01:30:50.479 the past year acted in conspiracy? In close proximity with 1933 01:30:50.600 --> 01:30:54.359 Larry's ebisco to influence match out comes, to allow you 1934 01:30:54.439 --> 01:30:59.680 to regain or retain the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. You 1935 01:30:59.720 --> 01:31:09.399 went or no, The polygraph says, you're a damn liar. Yeah, dude, 1936 01:31:09.720 --> 01:31:14.439 Don West goes nuts. Oh yeah, he is there it is. 1937 01:31:15.159 --> 01:31:16.520 That's what we've been waiting for. 1938 01:31:17.279 --> 01:31:22.319 Guilty, guilty, guilty, Jared. Dude, He holds up the guilty 1939 01:31:22.399 --> 01:31:27.960 sign and Today says, there it is. Jarrett looks like 1940 01:31:28.039 --> 01:31:30.880 he has a he's seen a fucking ghost. Donald says, 1941 01:31:30.880 --> 01:31:33.680 look at Jared's face. He thought he passed it. I mean, 1942 01:31:33.760 --> 01:31:36.920 the crowd is hooting and hollering, dude, they are so 1943 01:31:37.279 --> 01:31:39.960 fucking fired up that he didn't get fucking away with this. 1944 01:31:40.479 --> 01:31:42.920 This is the most wrestling shit ever, dude. 1945 01:31:42.960 --> 01:31:45.840 I love this, dude. It is not only the most 1946 01:31:45.840 --> 01:31:48.840 wrestling shit ever, but the match that they announce here 1947 01:31:49.399 --> 01:31:52.600 is like the most territory ass match I've ever heard 1948 01:31:52.640 --> 01:31:53.239 in my life. 1949 01:31:53.800 --> 01:31:57.920 It's crazy, like this is legit. If you dreamt up 1950 01:31:57.920 --> 01:32:00.600 a wrestling thing like from the territory day, this is 1951 01:32:00.720 --> 01:32:04.039 exactly how it would have went, and it works. I Mean, 1952 01:32:04.239 --> 01:32:08.479 Jeff is pissed. He drops then wa title. He puts 1953 01:32:08.520 --> 01:32:10.840 his hands on his hips and he stares a hole 1954 01:32:10.960 --> 01:32:14.760 through Eric Young because obviously this is Eric Young's fault. 1955 01:32:16.159 --> 01:32:19.359 I love that Eric Young like immediately powders to dude. 1956 01:32:19.720 --> 01:32:22.520 Yeah, Jarrett walks him down Ey powders and runs up 1957 01:32:22.560 --> 01:32:24.159 the rimp crazy style. 1958 01:32:24.600 --> 01:32:27.079 Yeah, he runs Jack Black style here. 1959 01:32:29.279 --> 01:32:31.840 That's a great went in fin it the crowd chance. 1960 01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:35.119 Jeff's a liar, he's flipping out. He kicks the bottom rope. 1961 01:32:35.159 --> 01:32:37.960 That's the fucking staple of a good heel, and Cornett 1962 01:32:38.000 --> 01:32:39.239 gives it to him. He says, you want to know 1963 01:32:39.279 --> 01:32:41.880 how we can tell when you're lying, Jeff Jarrett, when 1964 01:32:41.960 --> 01:32:45.680 your lips are moving, you're lying. Oh my god, Oh 1965 01:32:45.880 --> 01:32:48.840 my god, oh my god. So you know what we're 1966 01:32:48.880 --> 01:32:51.119 gonna do. I'm gonna give these people a chance to 1967 01:32:51.159 --> 01:32:53.840 get even for what you put them through. At No Surrender. 1968 01:32:53.880 --> 01:32:55.920 I can't make you defend that title, because that'd be 1969 01:32:56.000 --> 01:32:57.920 cheating sting out of his chance to bound for glory. 1970 01:32:58.359 --> 01:33:00.640 But I sure as that can make you wrestle. No Surrender. 1971 01:33:01.399 --> 01:33:04.840 I love that, Like, that's a thing that they could 1972 01:33:04.880 --> 01:33:07.600 have totally not explained. They could have just fucking went 1973 01:33:07.640 --> 01:33:10.479 over it. Jeff's wrestling at the pay review, fucking whatever. 1974 01:33:10.960 --> 01:33:13.479 But I super appreciate that he went out of his 1975 01:33:13.520 --> 01:33:16.439 way to say, this is why we're able to do this, right. 1976 01:33:16.640 --> 01:33:19.319 Yeah, they they went the extra step here for sure. 1977 01:33:19.680 --> 01:33:23.000 They world build like that's super important here, Like, yeah, okay, 1978 01:33:23.319 --> 01:33:24.960 he probably could have just defended the title, but no, 1979 01:33:25.079 --> 01:33:27.000 sting gets the fucking shot. It bound for glory. But 1980 01:33:27.159 --> 01:33:29.319 you're gonna wrestle, so he says, not just gonna be 1981 01:33:29.359 --> 01:33:32.520 any kind of match. We're gonna pick out ten, twelve, 1982 01:33:33.239 --> 01:33:36.399 maybe in eighteen of these TNA fans. We're gonna give 1983 01:33:36.399 --> 01:33:38.840 everybody a shot at it. And Jeff, we're gonna put 1984 01:33:38.840 --> 01:33:41.239 those fans around the ring, and we're gonna give each 1985 01:33:41.319 --> 01:33:44.560 and every one of them a nice long, thick leather strap. 1986 01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:48.319 Don West immediately after hear a thick long leather strap, Oh, 1987 01:33:48.359 --> 01:33:49.279 I like where this is going. 1988 01:33:51.720 --> 01:33:53.479 He wants to be out there with the fans. 1989 01:33:55.439 --> 01:33:57.840 And Jeff. When your true nature comes out and you 1990 01:33:57.920 --> 01:34:00.560 start to turn tail and run other ring, all those 1991 01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:03.399 fans will those belts are gonna have full license and 1992 01:34:03.439 --> 01:34:06.159 authority that'll whipped up by Jesus out of you until 1993 01:34:06.199 --> 01:34:09.600 you get back in. This is fucking nuts. 1994 01:34:10.000 --> 01:34:13.159 I love that Jeff Jared turns around, he fucking unbuttons 1995 01:34:13.159 --> 01:34:13.960 the bottom of his shirt. 1996 01:34:14.039 --> 01:34:18.520 Uh, you're all gonna have a chance to get even 1997 01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:20.960 with Jeff Jarrett. And Jarrett's starting to leave. He's pissed, 1998 01:34:20.960 --> 01:34:24.000 he's had enough, and Cornet says, whoa wait a minute, 1999 01:34:24.600 --> 01:34:27.039 forgot about something? You want to who you're wrestling? Come on, 2000 01:34:27.239 --> 01:34:29.520 come back in the ring. We'll tell you. The crowd 2001 01:34:29.680 --> 01:34:32.720 already knows who the fuck they want. The crowd almost 2002 01:34:32.840 --> 01:34:36.399 like it's it's timed unbelievably well that every one of 2003 01:34:36.439 --> 01:34:38.680 them wanted to see Samoa fucking Joe beat the shit 2004 01:34:38.720 --> 01:34:39.279 out of this guy. 2005 01:34:39.760 --> 01:34:41.560 I know, yeah, I thought that was so cool to 2006 01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:42.600 hear them immediately go. 2007 01:34:42.680 --> 01:34:45.399 To that, because that could have backfired if it wasn't 2008 01:34:45.479 --> 01:34:50.159 Joe sucks, right, I definitely could have for sure, Like 2009 01:34:50.800 --> 01:34:53.279 you have anybody else come out of here, they'd probably 2010 01:34:53.479 --> 01:34:56.119 be like, ah, man, that sucks, but Joe. They chant 2011 01:34:56.239 --> 01:34:58.920 Joe and they get Joe. He says that no surrender, 2012 01:34:59.000 --> 01:35:01.279 and the fans revenge Umberjack match on pay per view. 2013 01:35:01.319 --> 01:35:03.520 You Jeff Jared one on one. I had him standing 2014 01:35:03.560 --> 01:35:07.159 by because I figured you would be a liar. That 2015 01:35:07.359 --> 01:35:10.520 is so fucking awesome. Again, totally didn't need to explain it, 2016 01:35:10.800 --> 01:35:14.199 but he had Joe because he Jeff would be a liar. 2017 01:35:14.840 --> 01:35:18.279 Yeah, I mean that was awesome with this man. 2018 01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:23.840 Joe's music hits huge fucking pop. Jarrett drops to his 2019 01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:27.079 knees like he just saw, goddamn, the end of his 2020 01:35:27.199 --> 01:35:28.479 life happened before his eyes. 2021 01:35:28.960 --> 01:35:31.239 Yeah. I love that. Joe comes out smiling. It cuts 2022 01:35:31.279 --> 01:35:33.399 back to the ring and Jeff Jarr's there on his knees. 2023 01:35:33.680 --> 01:35:34.439 He knows it's over. 2024 01:35:34.560 --> 01:35:34.680 Man. 2025 01:35:34.720 --> 01:35:35.399 That's so sweet. 2026 01:35:35.640 --> 01:35:40.000 Dude, that is so fucking awesome. Man, the crowd, I mean, 2027 01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:42.960 Cornett starts a Joe's gonna kill you chand dude. 2028 01:35:43.079 --> 01:35:45.399 Yeah. It cuts to Joe on the ramp and then 2029 01:35:45.439 --> 01:35:48.760 in the background you just hear Cornett Joe's gonna killing you. 2030 01:35:50.960 --> 01:35:53.520 And the crowd chants it and Joe stares him down. 2031 01:35:53.560 --> 01:35:57.239 He has a belt in his hand, and I mean, dude, again, 2032 01:35:57.680 --> 01:36:02.720 this is so simple stuff. But I loved this segment. 2033 01:36:03.039 --> 01:36:06.039 Yeah. I thought this played out really well, especially for 2034 01:36:06.159 --> 01:36:08.079 a segment they set up. Like you mentioned, they only 2035 01:36:08.119 --> 01:36:10.760 had one time to do it during the show, so 2036 01:36:11.159 --> 01:36:13.039 you know, them being able to pay it off so well. 2037 01:36:13.159 --> 01:36:17.119 And yeah, I mean like Jeff Jarrett as NWA champion 2038 01:36:17.239 --> 01:36:20.720 pretty much set them up to where every single person 2039 01:36:20.760 --> 01:36:23.199 in the Impact Zone in the back in the crowd, 2040 01:36:23.760 --> 01:36:25.600 they wanted to see someone beat this guy so they 2041 01:36:25.640 --> 01:36:28.279 could do stuff like this. And this turned out to 2042 01:36:28.319 --> 01:36:29.000 be really awesome. 2043 01:36:29.399 --> 01:36:32.680 It was fucking great piece of business here. And that 2044 01:36:32.920 --> 01:36:34.640 is not the end of the show, because we get 2045 01:36:34.680 --> 01:36:38.319 the classic adrenaline a Rush recap of the whole show, 2046 01:36:38.479 --> 01:36:40.199 which I always love. 2047 01:36:40.439 --> 01:36:42.159 Adreidal Rush Rush. 2048 01:36:42.199 --> 01:36:44.800 Come on, you know you can't get enough of the 2049 01:36:44.880 --> 01:36:48.000 adrenaline rush man. I love this. 2050 01:36:48.600 --> 01:36:50.359 It was unique, man, I mean it was a unique 2051 01:36:50.359 --> 01:36:51.199 package they had. 2052 01:36:51.079 --> 01:36:54.119 Here, forty five minute show, you know, an hour with commercials. 2053 01:36:55.079 --> 01:36:58.359 I super enjoyed this show. They told me everything I 2054 01:36:58.479 --> 01:37:01.000 needed to know about No Surrender coming up. They showed 2055 01:37:01.039 --> 01:37:03.119 me who the fuck the top guys are. They told 2056 01:37:03.159 --> 01:37:05.680 me what angles were going on. We had some fun matches, 2057 01:37:06.039 --> 01:37:08.000 didn't waste any of my time. I don't feel like, oh, 2058 01:37:08.119 --> 01:37:10.239 maybe the Naturals didn't have to interviewing, but you don't. 2059 01:37:11.960 --> 01:37:14.359 For the most fire, you know, I felt like, uh, 2060 01:37:14.800 --> 01:37:16.479 they were they were going for something here, and I 2061 01:37:16.640 --> 01:37:18.800 I fucking really enjoyed my time. 2062 01:37:19.319 --> 01:37:22.680 I am sorry, I just that's so fucking funny. Uh yeah, 2063 01:37:22.840 --> 01:37:26.920 we're here with the newly franchised Naturals, guys, I might 2064 01:37:27.159 --> 01:37:27.720 be done with this. 2065 01:37:28.840 --> 01:37:34.840 What you see the newly part of you fucking kidding me? Hey, hey, 2066 01:37:35.600 --> 01:37:36.359 get back here? 2067 01:37:37.800 --> 01:37:41.359 Holy shit, man, you Beck, You're dad only ship man. 2068 01:37:43.479 --> 01:37:48.399 That's Maverick Matt next week. So that is it for 2069 01:37:48.520 --> 01:37:53.079 Tina Impact September seventh, two thousand and six. And now 2070 01:37:53.119 --> 01:37:55.439 it's time for the maid. 2071 01:37:58.079 --> 01:37:59.960 Go joining Linn Rush, Joiner Lynn Rush. 2072 01:38:00.680 --> 01:38:04.359 Let's read some fucking names, because you know we can't 2073 01:38:04.399 --> 01:38:05.560 get enough of them names. 2074 01:38:08.840 --> 01:38:11.920 All right, it's time for the main event. 2075 01:38:12.319 --> 01:38:14.319 Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. I want to hear 2076 01:38:14.399 --> 01:38:15.880 some fucking names. 2077 01:38:16.000 --> 01:38:20.800 Starting in the five dollars tier Almighty, Bundles Hey Jin Yes, 2078 01:38:21.039 --> 01:38:27.479 Ryan O'Donnell, Yeah yeah, Hydro Grad fifty seven born, Ryan Collins, 2079 01:38:28.119 --> 01:38:35.439 Brett Stevens, Jesus bro you versus the world, Early Wheels. 2080 01:38:36.159 --> 01:38:39.000 I feel like COMMI you the way I be coming through? 2081 01:38:39.319 --> 01:38:39.960 What does that mean? 2082 01:38:40.319 --> 01:38:43.399 What is WWE going to do in the year three, 2083 01:38:43.960 --> 01:38:46.520 nine hundred and eighty four when they have to host 2084 01:38:46.600 --> 01:38:48.800 the actual WrestleMania two. 2085 01:38:48.720 --> 01:38:51.039 Thousand, it'll probably be just as shitty as the actual 2086 01:38:51.039 --> 01:38:54.279 WrestleMania two thousand was all a wimber. 2087 01:38:54.720 --> 01:39:02.880 Yeah, yeah, seth Oliver Gerard, Hello, Jim McKenna, James Horbury, Oh, 2088 01:39:03.439 --> 01:39:04.760 James Maiden. 2089 01:39:05.039 --> 01:39:06.920 A lot of Jimmy James deals here. 2090 01:39:07.279 --> 01:39:12.119 I tune in only for the Deadlock updates and nothing else. 2091 01:39:12.800 --> 01:39:16.079 And that last name sucked ass damn. 2092 01:39:16.319 --> 01:39:18.640 He doesn't like the name James, but like, I respect 2093 01:39:18.640 --> 01:39:19.880 the updates part. I mean there was a lot of 2094 01:39:19.960 --> 01:39:23.600 them on this show, so you're probably happy. E Lie Yeah, 2095 01:39:24.359 --> 01:39:26.760 Schmimbo nice. 2096 01:39:27.079 --> 01:39:31.119 Hey, guys, it's me Lebron James. Anything fun to do 2097 01:39:31.239 --> 01:39:32.079 while I'm in Philly? 2098 01:39:32.560 --> 01:39:33.640 Yeah? What a champion? 2099 01:39:33.760 --> 01:39:42.359 Jim Yeah, m t P Yeah, Dorty je Itachi is commy? 2100 01:39:42.840 --> 01:39:44.199 Yeah? Yeah, who's that? 2101 01:39:45.000 --> 01:39:53.359 That's from like Venture tom Okay, Gavin Butler, Hey, Dave 2102 01:39:53.640 --> 01:39:57.039 saved the day, Thank you, Dave. Chris Masters in TNA 2103 01:39:57.199 --> 01:39:58.840 would be called lock dup. 2104 01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:05.119 That's fucking pretty good. And then he put Zach as 2105 01:40:05.199 --> 01:40:09.159 a baseball My god, Zach is a baseball. 2106 01:40:11.119 --> 01:40:13.960 Ten dollar tier. Thaddeus Sea Breeze. 2107 01:40:14.520 --> 01:40:16.279 Yeah, that's a crazy name. 2108 01:40:16.680 --> 01:40:23.840 Trenton w Yeah, w Evelyn mc allister, Yeah, in the 2109 01:40:24.039 --> 01:40:29.279 dill Dozer, Devert, J b. 2110 01:40:29.960 --> 01:40:32.880 As Me Carson, Dylan, Carson, Dally. 2111 01:40:33.319 --> 01:40:36.319 I just turned heel at Costco for pushing a child 2112 01:40:36.399 --> 01:40:38.720 over to get to the last box of cinnamon Toa's crunch. 2113 01:40:39.119 --> 01:40:41.560 But turns out it wasn't a It wasn't. 2114 01:40:43.119 --> 01:40:43.640 All time. 2115 01:40:43.800 --> 01:40:46.960 Johnny shooting meat Wade because he shaped into Abe Lincoln 2116 01:40:46.960 --> 01:40:48.359 with the sword. God damn it. 2117 01:40:51.279 --> 01:40:51.439 Man. 2118 01:40:51.720 --> 01:40:58.439 Eric Galvan, Yeah, yeah, Stuart, oh my, Garrett Skinner, William 2119 01:40:59.279 --> 01:41:08.239 Gavin It cracking Zach as a baseball Yeah, brew did 2120 01:41:08.520 --> 01:41:12.479 dick for the cock with the beef, with the cakes 2121 01:41:13.039 --> 01:41:15.039 with dudon. 2122 01:41:15.720 --> 01:41:17.399 I mean that's all one word. I don't know how 2123 01:41:17.439 --> 01:41:23.319 you got through that one. Dude, charge sock. Can we 2124 01:41:23.359 --> 01:41:25.760 get one fucking week? Why the funk do you give up? 2125 01:41:25.800 --> 01:41:27.199 Like an announcer intro. 2126 01:41:27.119 --> 01:41:34.880 Now basking short Jakwan Moore, Yeah, Wyatt t o x 2127 01:41:35.199 --> 01:41:40.439 muertos Eh, that's like uh a gamer tag or something. 2128 01:41:40.920 --> 01:41:43.079 Yeah, yeah, I like and you know how the letters 2129 01:41:43.119 --> 01:41:44.079 are capitalized and stuff. 2130 01:41:44.119 --> 01:41:47.159 I like that. The guy who's ship in that toilet 2131 01:41:47.239 --> 01:41:52.399 in Sawa, I mean, why didn't have fucking pooh in it? 2132 01:41:52.560 --> 01:41:52.760 Man? 2133 01:41:53.439 --> 01:41:58.079 Yeah, yeah, I guess somebody had his ship got a poop. 2134 01:41:58.520 --> 01:42:00.640 They were in there for a long time, man, that's 2135 01:42:00.720 --> 01:42:03.119 I mean, they should have thought I'm throwing like little 2136 01:42:03.119 --> 01:42:04.399 pebbles at him for sure. 2137 01:42:04.720 --> 01:42:06.760 Yeah right, there's no way. I mean, I guess he was. 2138 01:42:06.880 --> 01:42:09.039 He took a goddamn serum to stay knocked out, So 2139 01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:10.279 I don't know if he would have sold any of it, 2140 01:42:10.359 --> 01:42:11.880 but you know I would have had some fun. Take 2141 01:42:11.920 --> 01:42:13.000 my shoe off thrown at his head. 2142 01:42:13.359 --> 01:42:15.199 You're telling me that he took the seerum to be 2143 01:42:15.279 --> 01:42:17.079 knocked out and it didn't make himhp his pants. 2144 01:42:17.600 --> 01:42:20.800 They didn't well, they didn't show his ass. He could 2145 01:42:20.840 --> 01:42:21.640 have shipped his pants. 2146 01:42:22.119 --> 01:42:23.199 That would have been nuts. 2147 01:42:23.760 --> 01:42:28.319 He just gets them on a lock. Da. He gets 2148 01:42:28.399 --> 01:42:34.439 up and like sh sounds like shit. Oh man, grandfa 2149 01:42:34.560 --> 01:42:35.159 shut hisself. 2150 01:42:35.399 --> 01:42:36.239 He looks down. 2151 01:42:38.800 --> 01:42:47.279 Like bad luck. Amanda, Amanda, My apprentice, doctor Gordon, my 2152 01:42:47.359 --> 01:42:53.680 apprentice off in my apprentice, Doctor Gordon's sitting there with 2153 01:42:53.800 --> 01:42:58.760 his fucking leg cut off or whatever what Gordon saw 2154 01:42:58.920 --> 01:43:00.560 his leg off off. He's with me. 2155 01:43:01.920 --> 01:43:03.319 He's going to me the whole fucking time. 2156 01:43:03.600 --> 01:43:05.720 Yeah, we fucking pranked too crazy, didn't we ask? Why 2157 01:43:05.840 --> 01:43:07.279 fuck you fuck you, Adam. 2158 01:43:09.079 --> 01:43:11.279 Adam says you ship your pants. 2159 01:43:12.600 --> 01:43:17.399 Yeah, now you're gonna die. I don't care. Song fucking 2160 01:43:17.439 --> 01:43:18.079 the whole time down. 2161 01:43:20.880 --> 01:43:25.600 Just shit's dragging out his ass. It's a shaky cam 2162 01:43:25.680 --> 01:43:26.600 with the fucking. 2163 01:43:28.000 --> 01:43:28.640 It zooms in. 2164 01:43:31.479 --> 01:43:37.920 Dylan flag Yy unknown editor, snarky bald Canadian man on 2165 01:43:38.039 --> 01:43:39.359 some steely Dan shit. 2166 01:43:40.039 --> 01:43:41.119 Oh fuck, he's on it. 2167 01:43:41.439 --> 01:43:48.239 Pierre Holloman, Hello, Odds Underscore ends, Dalton Kincaid twenty nineteen, 2168 01:43:48.359 --> 01:43:52.319 James be like Stupor starring Dave Bostita's is in theaters 2169 01:43:52.359 --> 01:43:59.720 and you want me to watch Elias Lyddy too. Titties Yeah, 2170 01:44:00.199 --> 01:44:05.479 Joey law Sir Duckland Andrew Cardona with no relation to 2171 01:44:05.600 --> 01:44:10.079 Matt Cardona. There's my cardonas Brenna Static aka doctor t 2172 01:44:10.279 --> 01:44:14.560 Bags PhD. In my expert opinion, the Eagles are currently 2173 01:44:14.640 --> 01:44:17.279 shaping up to be the Aces and Eights of the NFL. 2174 01:44:17.800 --> 01:44:18.920 Wall Get fucked? 2175 01:44:19.520 --> 01:44:21.079 Is that bad person? 2176 01:44:21.279 --> 01:44:21.560 Lall? 2177 01:44:22.520 --> 01:44:22.720 Wow? 2178 01:44:22.800 --> 01:44:24.039 He fucked you crazy? 2179 01:44:24.640 --> 01:44:27.399 Like I mean, like which era, like the beginning Gases 2180 01:44:27.439 --> 01:44:29.119 and Eights. That was a fun time. I like that. 2181 01:44:29.800 --> 01:44:36.039 Owen dom Jarrett, Yeah yeah, Scott Sumner, Hello, Hey Johnny, 2182 01:44:36.079 --> 01:44:39.119 I'm heading to Philly for Lebron James seventy six ers 2183 01:44:39.239 --> 01:44:41.720 home debut two months from now? Is there anything cool 2184 01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:42.359 to do over there? 2185 01:44:42.520 --> 01:44:44.439 You should go see the Sixers game. They have the 2186 01:44:44.640 --> 01:44:46.960 Lebron James home debut two months from now. 2187 01:44:47.479 --> 01:44:54.399 It's me, It's me, It's LSD. Yeah yeah, td J Yeah. 2188 01:44:54.560 --> 01:44:58.039 Fourteen Wow, Oh fuck, we're changing it up. 2189 01:44:58.079 --> 01:45:03.840 Voldo on now, Lippo, David Williams The Burger Taker versus 2190 01:45:03.960 --> 01:45:07.239 Big Show in an I'm Hungry match. 2191 01:45:07.319 --> 01:45:10.039 Oh, Burger Taker, what do you think Undertaker's favorite burger is? 2192 01:45:11.239 --> 01:45:11.920 Am sandwich? 2193 01:45:12.359 --> 01:45:13.159 Shit sandwich? 2194 01:45:13.840 --> 01:45:17.880 Judy Beams, Hey, my name is fuck and I love 2195 01:45:18.000 --> 01:45:24.600 to finlay Oh, Dazzle M two Yeah yeah, Oscar Gutierrez 2196 01:45:24.960 --> 01:45:29.640 my man and Pool Oh both of them? Superior badass Wrestling. 2197 01:45:29.760 --> 01:45:31.960 Wow, that's a fucking awesome name for a just a 2198 01:45:32.039 --> 01:45:34.319 company in general. That would be a great yard company. 2199 01:45:34.920 --> 01:45:36.720 J C. D. D. 2200 01:45:37.119 --> 01:45:45.159 Mayhem, Yeah, Devin de Jen Hello, Kyle Bauer, Claire grindle E, 2201 01:45:45.720 --> 01:45:53.399 The Squared, Yeah, Michael Lawson, O G. Frosty Yeah Aka 2202 01:45:53.880 --> 01:45:58.720 yeah O G Yeah Aka yeah. 2203 01:45:59.159 --> 01:46:06.520 Say six seven again, six seven. I'll kiss myself, I'll 2204 01:46:06.640 --> 01:46:13.479 keep myself safe. Hot Dog Labradoodle Johnson, Dude, labordoodle is 2205 01:46:13.479 --> 01:46:14.279 a fuck the word. 2206 01:46:14.840 --> 01:46:21.319 Louis Bellhouse, Hello, Scabin for what Zachary a different male 2207 01:46:21.399 --> 01:46:23.319 man saying thanks for the pod. 2208 01:46:23.680 --> 01:46:25.600 We got a lot of mailman that listened to this show. 2209 01:46:25.640 --> 01:46:26.039 I like that. 2210 01:46:26.760 --> 01:46:33.600 Jl's Santana, Yeah, Mason Lake a whole Lake, fifteen dollars, 2211 01:46:33.640 --> 01:46:37.920 Tier Logan Bowley, Hello, Dames Jarnell. 2212 01:46:37.840 --> 01:46:40.479 That's your name. That is your name, Dames Jarnell, you're 2213 01:46:40.520 --> 01:46:41.359 here and that's your name. 2214 01:46:41.840 --> 01:46:47.880 Jack Slacks, brass tacks and black Jack snack pack. 2215 01:46:48.359 --> 01:46:50.079 That's the kind of shit beg James was trying to 2216 01:46:50.119 --> 01:46:52.359 fucking say on this show, Like, come on, listen to 2217 01:46:52.399 --> 01:46:53.520 that man kick his ass. 2218 01:46:53.800 --> 01:46:58.399 That's why guys ask k Yeah for real, Lee hooray 2219 01:46:58.640 --> 01:47:02.560 one hundred and eighty dollars annual, Sean fererehelm. 2220 01:47:02.840 --> 01:47:13.079 And huh huh no Patreon champiyond are you kidding me? 2221 01:47:13.600 --> 01:47:17.000 At forty two dollars one dollar? 2222 01:47:17.279 --> 01:47:17.960 One dollar? 2223 01:47:18.720 --> 01:47:23.560 The d Man zero three one zero, says rip lou 2224 01:47:23.880 --> 01:47:25.800 from sick of it All, Oh. 2225 01:47:25.840 --> 01:47:29.359 D Man, great fucking name, great fucking job. A one 2226 01:47:29.600 --> 01:47:34.079 dollar differential between the champions. I mean, what a what 2227 01:47:34.840 --> 01:47:37.239 a list of champions we had so far this year, 2228 01:47:37.279 --> 01:47:39.800 and it seems to only be growing. D Man, congrats 2229 01:47:40.199 --> 01:47:45.600 and thank you for being the Deadlock Patreon indeed champ beyond. 2230 01:47:45.760 --> 01:47:48.319 Thank you all for signing up. Of course, keep it 2231 01:47:48.399 --> 01:47:51.000 up or else I'm going to have to go to 2232 01:47:51.159 --> 01:47:54.000 James house and I'm gonna have to grab his computer 2233 01:47:54.560 --> 01:47:57.119 throw it on the ground. Then I will grab James 2234 01:47:57.199 --> 01:47:59.239 and throw him on the ground. Then I will grab 2235 01:47:59.319 --> 01:48:01.560 his crt TS TV, knock it over so it lands 2236 01:48:01.640 --> 01:48:04.439 on top of him, stomp on it a bunch of times. 2237 01:48:04.800 --> 01:48:05.680 Then I will go home. 2238 01:48:08.479 --> 01:48:09.760 What the fuck are you talking about? 2239 01:48:10.560 --> 01:48:14.039 Thank you for joining the Patreon patreon dot com slash 2240 01:48:14.079 --> 01:48:16.079 Deadlock PW and thank you for joining us for another 2241 01:48:16.239 --> 01:48:19.079 edition of the Deadlock Podcast. We'll see you next week. 2242 01:48:19.119 --> 01:48:21.039 We gotta go, We gotta get out of here, James says, 2243 01:48:21.079 --> 01:48:22.079 TV's falling on the wa