Speaker 1: I'm gonna head down there. Yeah, have a goal then
Speaker 1: yeah you just too know. Yeah yeah with after whin
Speaker 1: I show you're gone ruin it. Except with sis we
Speaker 1: pursuing it. Tunneled out Shaw shank through the sewer. Kid,
Speaker 1: Now what chilling that day?
Speaker 2: Eagle?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing it. Bring your clock on the dock.
Speaker 1: Got a habit for my house, a goat status Howard
Speaker 1: starting kid Crattit shows that enough multiply like a rabbit.
Speaker 1: Tu then so out creak it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 1: I won't Now with my friend rocking on the radio,
Speaker 1: my hon on noiskinkin talking on the radio, It's time
Speaker 1: to do this wants again. All here we go. Katie
Speaker 1: just steaming up and ah Yes, Happy hump day everybody.
Speaker 3: It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
Speaker 3: point one The Eagle. I'm Ben Rogers, joined by my
Speaker 3: close personal homie since nineteen eighty two, Jeff skin Wade. Hello,
Speaker 3: the Pride and joy of only Texas, Kevin Kat Turner
Speaker 3: Howdy and one of the members of the popular Nirvana
Speaker 3: cover band Oatmeal Pizza Christina k Ray Little Baby corn
Speaker 3: Bread Ray. Oh Yah, All hands on deck today. We're
Speaker 3: very excited about this show. It's going to be a
Speaker 3: good one. But I want to get things going by
Speaker 3: talking about one of my favorite topics, King Charles.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: Just moments ago, I shared with my showmates here video
Speaker 3: of King Charles, and I knew I could not send
Speaker 3: it to them. And why couldn't I send you, guys
Speaker 3: social media clips? I never watch anything you sent me.
Speaker 1: The last time you sent me a video for the
Speaker 1: next month, all I got was the Jardians lady eating
Speaker 1: a bunch of noodles.
Speaker 5: To be fair, band, I don't click on any videos
Speaker 5: I get said.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, that's fair. Now, I don't click on the
Speaker 1: documentary trailers I send you.
Speaker 3: Sorry, So look are our timelines? Are our babies, like
Speaker 3: like we nurture them, we make them the way we
Speaker 3: want them. I get a lot of AI kind of
Speaker 3: you know gilf ai ai gilf and bathing suits, and
Speaker 3: I know you guys don't want that. Skin wants French
Speaker 3: documentaries about noodles. Christina wants to just see stuff about dogs,
Speaker 3: friendly dogs. KT wants, uh, I don't know what are
Speaker 3: you looking for out there? I don't really know, honestly,
Speaker 3: So he really you're up for grabs.
Speaker 1: You might like some of the.
Speaker 6: He wants something with limp energy.
Speaker 3: I did not send you guys this video because I
Speaker 3: know I knew you guys didn't want me to taint
Speaker 3: your algorithms. But while I was out of town, I
Speaker 3: was in Turks and Kkos, I was having an incredible time.
Speaker 3: Something kept appearing on my timeline, whether it was Facebook
Speaker 3: or Instagram wherever. And it was a dog, a dog
Speaker 3: named King Charles. And this I just showed you guys
Speaker 3: the video of this. And I'm curious if any of
Speaker 3: our listeners have stumbled across Key Charles. Because my family
Speaker 3: made fun of me because we were at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: We were having an incredibly overpriced dinner and I'm sitting
Speaker 3: there regretting, like, you know, my kids won't even eat
Speaker 3: this food and there it's so expensive. And the waiter
Speaker 3: was a pretty cool guy. He was from Turks, grown
Speaker 3: up there, his whole life, thick accent. And somehow social
Speaker 3: media came up and he goes, oh, what are you
Speaker 3: looking at? And I go, I don't know if you've
Speaker 3: seen this, but there's this dog named King Charles. And
Speaker 3: he goes, I've seen that dog. Yes, he goes, my
Speaker 3: whole timeline is that dog king Charles Wow, And so
Speaker 3: he knew all about it. Now, my son, who is
Speaker 3: also a bartender for his umbrewer investor, said that waiter's
Speaker 3: milking you, Dad. He's he's just trying to get a
Speaker 3: bigger tip, okay, And I was like, no, dude, he
Speaker 3: knew about the dog, like he talked about it being
Speaker 3: an alpha, so he knew. But anyways, I did not
Speaker 3: send this to you because I knew you guys wouldn't
Speaker 3: click on it. But I am captivated by this and
Speaker 3: I want to try to describe it to our sweet
Speaker 3: Eagle listener. But basically, there's this kennel and it's like
Speaker 3: a dog shelter, right, yeah, and there's like thirty dogs
Speaker 3: there or whatever, and there's one dog that is the alpha.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't even it kind of looks like a big,
Speaker 3: tall terrier. It just it's kind of furry. It's kind
Speaker 3: of handsome, cute dog. It doesn't look like a pitbull
Speaker 3: or anything. Yeah, but it is the ferocious alpha. And
Speaker 3: there will be a fight happening at this kennel and
Speaker 3: all these dogs are like showing something their teeth and rah.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you dog. Now, I'm gonna kill you dog.
Speaker 3: And then King Charles just saunters up, doesn't show his teeth,
Speaker 3: doesn't get mad, and every dog cowers and rolls over.
Speaker 3: And then he goes to the biggest aggressor and he
Speaker 3: stands with his front paws on that dog's chest while
Speaker 3: that dog cowers. It's really interesting because he's definitely got
Speaker 3: a mutt quality to him, but he's a bigger mutt.
Speaker 6: But he does look like a sweet cuddle dog.
Speaker 3: But as you were you probably showed us five or
Speaker 3: six videos, and so there's one where there's narration, which
Speaker 3: I guess that's what your source material is, and then
Speaker 3: there's the other the social media phenomenon where people with
Speaker 3: funny voices narrate what's going on in videos. So yeah,
Speaker 3: so there's all these offshoots of it. But as I
Speaker 3: was watching this trying to figure out, because you didn't
Speaker 3: give us any contexts, and so immediately I'm like, man,
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch this. And then as we
Speaker 3: start watching it and it's just more and more badass.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out, Okay, what am I watching?
Speaker 3: What is the origin of this? How did this happen,
Speaker 3: and it struck me. For those you know, at least
Speaker 3: our age. I don't know if you guys grew up
Speaker 3: reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and the
Speaker 3: CS Lewis stuff. Yeah, the way that I would describe
Speaker 3: King Charles is he's very much like Oslon in the
Speaker 3: Land of Narnia. He is a christ Like figure that
Speaker 3: rules through compassion but also conviction, like in what you showed.
Speaker 3: I never saw King Charles destroy another dog. They just,
Speaker 3: as one commentator called it, his aura was so strong
Speaker 3: it was borderlines spiritual, and the other dog's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god. I know I could have this guy up,
Speaker 3: but this is a christ dog and I'm immediately rolling out.
Speaker 3: So he was like Oslon and the Lion, the Witch
Speaker 3: in the Wardrobe, it's insane.
Speaker 5: A christ dog.
Speaker 1: What do you make of it? Christina?
Speaker 5: I mean basically what he said Like that, one guy
Speaker 5: mentioned that dog has an aura, and he was exactly right.
Speaker 5: Every time King Charles showed up, those dogs wol immediately
Speaker 5: stop fighting. It's kind of like when your dad shows
Speaker 5: up too, and you're like fighting with your siblings, right,
Speaker 5: You're like, oh crap, Dad's here.
Speaker 1: Yep, we're good.
Speaker 5: We got this, and then if they wouldn't, he would just,
Speaker 5: you know, kind of step on their neck. Picture like, hey,
Speaker 5: you're stopping this right now, we're not doing this. So
Speaker 5: he's kind of an aggressive peacemaker.
Speaker 3: Oh I like that, an aggressive piece maker like Omar
Speaker 3: from the Wire kind of to tone it down when
Speaker 3: Omar was coming right whistled right.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. So does this earn me some credibility
Speaker 1: with you? Guys? If I send you something, will you
Speaker 1: know to go?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, you know he's got an animal on it. Maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know the liver king. Really that was a one.
Speaker 6: You're hot right now? Oh hot, you're hot.
Speaker 1: But man, it's kind of like lou Dort getting hot,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, all right, we're not
Speaker 1: going to base our offense around this. But yeah, he's
Speaker 1: knocking out some threes. This is good. There you go,
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: I hit it out the park. And that's a little
Speaker 3: finals preview for you. Okay, this is the dumbest show
Speaker 3: on Earth. I love it all right.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Skin, we're gonna take us in things.
Speaker 3: Skin is tracking well, I got a lot to juggle,
Speaker 3: But part of it is I just love to take
Speaker 3: kt to task, and I need you guys to go
Speaker 3: along with me on this because y'all are all probably
Speaker 3: in his bunker to some degree.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna see if I can pull you out of it. Track.
Speaker 1: Another edition of things is tracking.
Speaker 3: All right, Thank you, Steve. This is an interactive segment
Speaker 3: with the other three members of the show. I'll start
Speaker 3: with you, Christina. Have you seen all ten episodes of
Speaker 3: the Studio I have? All right, and thoughts.
Speaker 8: I loved it.
Speaker 5: I absolutely loved every single episode.
Speaker 6: Okay, Ben, did you finish it?
Speaker 1: I have. I thought it was great.
Speaker 3: I thought it was incredibly artistic, beautifully shot and executed,
Speaker 3: and a fun watch as well. Kevin, I know that
Speaker 3: you have watched all the episodes. You were very early
Speaker 3: on the champion of this show. And if I remember correctly,
Speaker 3: don't let me put words in your mouth or any
Speaker 3: other thing I want to in your mouth. If I
Speaker 3: remember correctly, part of your excitement over this was their
Speaker 3: commitment to what people will call long takes, long moving
Speaker 3: tracking shots that are uninterrupted by editing, all right, and
Speaker 3: that was part of what you're excited about afterwards.
Speaker 1: More, Okay, I remember when you read it, when we
Speaker 1: talked about it on the air.
Speaker 6: I was excited about the then trying it. I didn't
Speaker 6: realize they would do it the whole season.
Speaker 1: Okay, but then hearing seth Rogen talk about it afterwards okay,
Speaker 1: also got me like it made me feel things.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's good. No, I want you to feel things.
Speaker 3: Okay, after having expectations going in and watching the show,
Speaker 3: and then now taking the whole show in.
Speaker 1: What are your after shows thoughts? I love It's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing I think on TV in the last ten years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not and that sounds very superlative, but like just
Speaker 1: the meta commentary happening.
Speaker 3: I love all that, the meta commentary. I like where
Speaker 3: this is going. Kevin, I'm very excited about this. Oh god, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no. And let me just say I'm.
Speaker 1: Tone said something. I didn't like it detected something. I
Speaker 1: am only halfway through the show so far. I look
Speaker 1: forward to finishing it.
Speaker 3: My wife is not on board with it, so that
Speaker 3: makes it a little more difficult, tough, and last night
Speaker 3: I could have watched it, but instead I forced her
Speaker 3: to watch episode one of season two of I Think
Speaker 3: you should leave Now? Why do you think I wanted
Speaker 3: her to watch that. You guys remember that episode. Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't remember which one, and there's been three seasons.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's the literary chokes on the hot dog in
Speaker 6: the meeting to start it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was just dying for her to see
Speaker 1: Carl habit, Wait, you canceled lunch? You think you can
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: And then he throws up on the backpack that he
Speaker 3: said he almost tripped over, and he goes, I have
Speaker 3: to put my head down, and he lays it. But
Speaker 3: she just she didn't understand friendship, and I wanted to
Speaker 3: give her additional context. And so as we're watching, she goes,
Speaker 3: I don't understand where this person came from. That was
Speaker 3: her only commentary. So anyway, so I did not pick
Speaker 3: it back up. But let me just say, of the
Speaker 3: first five episodes, I really liked four of them, and
Speaker 3: I will finish the studio. I'm excited about it. But
Speaker 3: as I been, what happens and I think Christina is
Speaker 3: guilty of this too. What happens from the person sitting
Speaker 3: across from me. Anytime I bring up a classic film
Speaker 3: from the past that you absolutely have to watch, what
Speaker 3: do you what tone would you say that I get
Speaker 3: from him, it's very dismissive and boomer. He's like acknowledging
Speaker 3: that you're a boomer, right, but yet and I agree
Speaker 3: with that.
Speaker 6: He agreed with it too.
Speaker 3: And somehow, when I just asked him what he enjoyed
Speaker 3: most about one of what he called the best show
Speaker 3: of the last ten years, he talked about how meta
Speaker 3: it was. Now, let me just say, as I'm watching
Speaker 3: this show, every episode is based on a famous film,
Speaker 3: great and the level of stuff.
Speaker 5: You see this that is really cool.
Speaker 1: I had no idea, like, did you realize when they
Speaker 1: did the Noir thing about Olivia stealing her own real
Speaker 1: that that was Chinatown?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And there's actually one of the most important moments
Speaker 3: in the episode is when he delivers the exact line
Speaker 3: that's delivered to Jake in Chinatown. Forget about it, Jake,
Speaker 3: it's Chinatown like the level to which you would love
Speaker 3: the show that you already love even more if you
Speaker 3: knew all that was going on with it.
Speaker 1: And all you have to do is watch these dumb movies.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you to watch. It will enrich your watching
Speaker 1: experience tenfold.
Speaker 3: This reminds me me have a dad trying to connect
Speaker 3: with this teenager who has no interest in connecting.
Speaker 6: It's exactly, it's not that at all.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, but he's gonna come back in
Speaker 1: fifteen years.
Speaker 6: He's got to go. Man, I finally saw those movies
Speaker 6: and my God.
Speaker 1: At your funeral, at my funeral, and my at my funeral,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fall out.
Speaker 6: Of my coffee, neked.
Speaker 1: How often does that happen? Yes, all the time, all
Speaker 1: the time, actually all the time, admittedly, And I've been
Speaker 1: trying to do better about this. Uh, movies, it has
Speaker 1: always been a weak spot for me in general. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially classic movies, movies that you guys probably grew up with.
Speaker 1: Has always been a weak spot for me. But you
Speaker 1: have a reputation that precedes yourself here.
Speaker 6: I agree.
Speaker 1: What about all those years when I was rant and
Speaker 1: raven about community and how almost every single episode is
Speaker 1: a tribute to a movie that you have seen in
Speaker 1: the past, and you Nevor went and gave it a shot.
Speaker 4: Now I did.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I haven't held up your end of
Speaker 1: the bar. I bet I've seen coming in my bed.
Speaker 1: I've seen do you say that to come? I gotta
Speaker 1: come back days? I bet I've seen at least five
Speaker 1: episodes of Community. In fact, I watched it when it
Speaker 1: was on and I was like, man, I just can't
Speaker 1: watch this racist Chevy Chase. The guys at Spectrum told
Speaker 1: me I was a hack. They told me that at
Speaker 1: a dinner. Anyways, we're gonna pick this up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna finish watching it, but let's just say so
Speaker 3: far nine out of ten it's right.
Speaker 1: Recommendation, Kevin, that's great, right, well done, well done, and
Speaker 1: it ends with a nice thought for Kevin. Jersey News
Speaker 1: Hot God every stay on the top in they wood
Speaker 1: shovel wood Shoffer Man, I didn't see myself doing a
Speaker 1: Roseanne story this week, but here we are. She's seventy two,
Speaker 1: and in a new interview on Fox, of course, she
Speaker 1: says that she always wanted to live in Texas, so
Speaker 1: she's now living that dream living in Texas. Send the story.
Speaker 1: She said that while recently mowing her property, her tractor
Speaker 1: fell on top of her and trapped underneath the tractor.
Speaker 2: What the heck?
Speaker 6: Quote, I'm doing a lot of mowing. I've got a
Speaker 6: really fantastic tractor out here, and I'm mowing. But I've
Speaker 6: had several injuries recently. I had this one tree. I
Speaker 6: guess it was two nights ago. I knocked it at
Speaker 6: A great big old branch fell rut of my head,
Speaker 6: trapped me and my tractor. Now I do know someone
Speaker 6: who has died from a tractor falling on them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're rounded by death. No, I mean
Speaker 1: this is I mean this happens. I remember, it's just tough.
Speaker 1: This is this was not uh, this is. This is
Speaker 1: an older guy, but Frank, it's I always worry about,
Speaker 1: like anyone mowing a bunch of land and it's like
Speaker 1: not smooth land. Obviously, the mower flips and the blade
Speaker 1: gets you kind of crushed. I think this one crushed him.
Speaker 1: These mowers are huge.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it spills over and then lands on you, kind
Speaker 3: of like this snowmobile thing for the Yeah, Jerry Renner,
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. By the way, there's a new Marvel out
Speaker 3: of here. It's nuts.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see it. You don't know my schedule,
Speaker 1: Christina Freebingo got it in here. You got it, so
Speaker 1: she says, you don't know my schedule. I guess it
Speaker 1: was two nights ago.
Speaker 6: I knocked it and a great big old branch fell
Speaker 6: right on my head and trapped me in my tractor. So, oh,
Speaker 6: she's got a cabin, dude.
Speaker 1: Of course, and I would imagine she does.
Speaker 6: She's got the nicest of all tractors. But don't say
Speaker 6: it hit my head. It hit the top of the tractor.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, but then she said it took her an hour
Speaker 6: to move the tree inch by inch before.
Speaker 1: She was able to flip it over.
Speaker 6: She's seventy one, seventy two, seventy two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you said you still would, Kevin, There's not
Speaker 1: a chance you couldn't pay me enough money, because I mean,
Speaker 1: what would you do it with. There's no way interaction?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about mowing? Still? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is she kind of quacky when she talks?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm seventy to you now, I'm a domestic goddess.
Speaker 1: I hated she said, I said, my mighty prayersould always work.
Speaker 1: I said, come on, God, I'm seventy two years old.
Speaker 1: I just want to be able to harness all this
Speaker 1: strong rush and energy that I know I still have
Speaker 1: in there. And then I just flipped it over. Man,
Speaker 1: I always imagine she smells like TV dinner farts.
Speaker 3: There's no doubt, dude, There's no doubt. If you had
Speaker 3: five jars of fart? Could you identify the origin of
Speaker 3: each one?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, didn't they do that on the Woody Show. Didn't
Speaker 1: try to guess whose fart it was? They always do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's that's a farting group of.
Speaker 3: Ie trying to their whole crew wears all black to
Speaker 3: Texas heat and so that probably has some fart.
Speaker 1: Radios Man, where was their eagle shirt? That was funncking
Speaker 1: out with them though. So when it comes to mowing,
Speaker 1: have you guys ever been in one of those big tractors? Uh?
Speaker 6: I don't think I have no.
Speaker 3: I know, like Travis Frederick has such a huge amount
Speaker 3: of land in Wisconsin because he's a gazillionaire, and I
Speaker 3: know he talks about loving to get out there on
Speaker 3: that tractor because they go and they they're they're fun
Speaker 3: to ride and he's just in his own space and
Speaker 3: it takes a long time and he enjoys that alone time.
Speaker 1: Air conditioner music, you know, he pop in on like
Speaker 1: it's a good the cabin is good. But they go
Speaker 1: fast now too, and he do some zero turns. They're
Speaker 1: pretty badass.
Speaker 7: What is it is?
Speaker 1: John Deere still the leader Couboat has made a big,
Speaker 1: big rise. It's been They've been on a good run.
Speaker 1: Couboat has been on a good run.
Speaker 3: Now they fell off. Chipotle took over for them, but
Speaker 3: then they surged in the tractors.
Speaker 1: That's Kudoba. Yeah, ye hey. Add that to the places
Speaker 1: I've never eaten at though, along with red lobster at
Speaker 1: Olive Garden.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, Rinda Kodova, red lobster is going to be gone,
Speaker 3: and you're gonna regret not having those scheddar biscuits.
Speaker 6: We can get them though, you know you can give
Speaker 6: it the store.
Speaker 1: It's not the same.
Speaker 3: You just talked about that like it was. And one
Speaker 3: day you're gonna say I love his record. I've been
Speaker 3: listening I'm doing for years and I think you's fabulous.
Speaker 1: So I want to tell you guys a little bit
Speaker 1: of about a situation at my house involving my lawnmower. Okay,
Speaker 1: this should be interesting. I tried to get out before
Speaker 1: the rain and mow. I was actually trying to get
Speaker 1: this done Monday night, and it's like I needed to
Speaker 1: do an oil change on my mower.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm already. My brain is already in three other places,
Speaker 3: like I've wondered off. Then I go, you guys following
Speaker 3: this rick player doo. So then I go, I get
Speaker 3: the oil. This is yesterday morning, and I put a
Speaker 3: bunch of oil in there and then mix it with
Speaker 3: the gas. It's separate.
Speaker 1: Is this a prank? No, it's not, Frank. So now
Speaker 1: I'm mowing. This is yesterday morning. There's even this red
Speaker 1: cardinal that keeps coming into my backyard as well. Interesting.
Speaker 1: As I'm mowing in the backyard, white smoke starts coming
Speaker 1: out of my lawnmower, and I'm like, Jesus, I knew,
Speaker 1: Pope already. You didn't mix it with oil. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: supposed to do that. Oil is supposed to be a mix. No, no,
Speaker 1: not on the mile, Okay, yeah, I looked it up.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I haven't mowed in twenty years.
Speaker 1: When I did it. What I did is I put
Speaker 1: too much oil in, so I had to go get
Speaker 1: a siphon out. And I'm mowing before as I see
Speaker 1: the clouds and I'm just getting it done. And that's
Speaker 1: your Roseanne story. That was really good, Thank you.
Speaker 3: It turned into sucking oil out of a lawnmar all right.
Speaker 3: Coming up next in the cubby hole, a KT is
Speaker 3: bringing books back single hand to leave man. You were
Speaker 3: just telling that Rosy o'donald story a second ago, Kat Roseanne.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Roseanne. I can't remember if this punchline is
Speaker 3: Roseanne or Rosie o'donald. But I get all these Norm
Speaker 3: McDonald clips on my phone, and there was one where
Speaker 3: he was imitating super Dave Osborne and he had his
Speaker 3: voice down exactly and he was talking about super Dave
Speaker 3: of Osborne, you know, going to him and saying, all right,
Speaker 3: fourth and one, no time left.
Speaker 6: You have to get a touchdown. Do you give it
Speaker 6: to Jim Brown?
Speaker 1: Do you give it to O? J. Simpson?
Speaker 6: So it's Norm talking right See they go, okay, here's
Speaker 6: an O. J.
Speaker 1: Simpson joke.
Speaker 3: Or do you give it to Emit Smith? Because me,
Speaker 3: I give it to Rosio don And right now it's
Speaker 3: time for this.
Speaker 4: Cobby dear I News Control. You never know what Coby.
Speaker 1: Thunder was rolling last night. More on that in the
Speaker 1: next hour. So look, uh, I've been I'm a big reader.
Speaker 1: Now I'm an avid reader. All right, you start the
Speaker 1: Andrew Luck book Club, but I have not. It was
Speaker 1: weird to see these books. I don't know about to
Speaker 1: mention in the Andrew Luck Book Club. Okay, he seemed
Speaker 1: like a guy I went to Stanford, kind of smart
Speaker 1: guy that he wouldn't uh go down this path.
Speaker 6: But there's an author by the name of Kwan Mills,
Speaker 6: the mysterious Mills.
Speaker 1: Kwan Mills has a Z on the end of his name,
Speaker 1: and this has been getting a little traction online les
Speaker 1: social media following. Now authors have to use social media
Speaker 1: to promote other stuff too. I guess this is all
Speaker 1: everyone's in fit for the Selves mode right here, right,
Speaker 1: and you just hope that the algorithm shines on you.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Kwan Mills has got some really good premises for his books.
Speaker 1: I haven't dove in yet, but I've been on good
Speaker 1: Reads considering adding these to my cart reads. The one
Speaker 1: that got my attention the most of I mean he's
Speaker 1: got a ton is the book This Hoe Got Roaches
Speaker 1: in Her Crib, which I can only imagine is uh.
Speaker 6: I'm assuming I would read that Austin Watkins thirty five,
Speaker 6: a single father finds himself in a precarious situation.
Speaker 1: And ends up going home and finds out that this
Speaker 1: hoe got roaches in her crib. So that's pretty good, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: please explain this to me. These are actual books that
Speaker 1: were published. Oh and these are not like little short books.
Speaker 1: These are long books, audiobooks, you know. I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are now yeah, maybe, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: This hoe Got Roaches in Her Crib is thirteen seventy
Speaker 5: eight on Amazon paperback.
Speaker 6: Yeah, three ninety nine on good Reads. That's it's pretty solid,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: But now uh oh wow, this one's good. Tax season thoughts?
Speaker 1: Uh huh you know which is that hoe over there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's a tax season.
Speaker 6: Tax season, My bad Spanish bitch. This is one I
Speaker 6: was just actually I was spoiler?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 6: This will be when I'm getting y all for Christmas?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Pregnant by my gay stepdaddy? Oh god, my god. Please
Speaker 1: tell me more about the origin of all of this.
Speaker 1: The guy's an author, he's writing stories. What do you
Speaker 1: mean the origin? What else do you need to know?
Speaker 3: You wants shocking headline titles to his books, and I'm
Speaker 3: assuming the narrative is filled with language like this too.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the movie American Fiction that was
Speaker 3: nominated for Academy Awards a couple of years ago. Ever
Speaker 3: got to Jeffrey Wright, though, yes, Jeffrey Wright, and he's
Speaker 3: an overly educated African American man, and they no longer
Speaker 3: won his books. And once he starts putting like crazy
Speaker 3: slaying in it, then suddenly he's the most celebrated author,
Speaker 3: and all these white people are talking about his real language.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's genius. Yeah, I've not seen it. It
Speaker 3: looks good, it's really funny. Yeah, crack Hoe dreams.
Speaker 1: Okay, these are the kind of books that are in
Speaker 1: American fiction. I'm telling you this one. Pastors eat this too.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that does not sound like a religious manuscript.
Speaker 6: Ummmm, this is a tough one. But in honor of
Speaker 6: Pride Month, Christina, don't put her in the title of this.
Speaker 6: This is described as a dangerous Chicago love story. I
Speaker 6: got both my homeboys pregnant.
Speaker 1: Have you bought any of these? Not yet? Dude, pick one,
Speaker 1: get it. I'll read it and do a book report. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not going to read it's like three hundred pages.
Speaker 1: No I do.
Speaker 3: I can pound three hundred pages. I'm going on a flight,
Speaker 3: all right. I'm going on a flight in July. Give
Speaker 3: me a month and a half.
Speaker 6: Yeah, reading that on a plane is worse than been
Speaker 6: watching Naylan Palin on the plane.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to read it out loud. No,
Speaker 1: that's part of the bit. I have to read this
Speaker 1: book aloud on a flight.
Speaker 6: In this cover of that book, two of the Homeboys
Speaker 6: do have baby bumps.
Speaker 1: It's very strange. Oh my god, very strange. So Kwan
Speaker 1: Mills is the next author that you need to keep
Speaker 1: your eyes with. Good job.
Speaker 3: Kevin Katie is an avid reader. He's bringing books back,
Speaker 3: all right. Coming up next, This is pretty interesting. Are
Speaker 3: the Mavericks about to lose j kid? We got some
Speaker 3: sports again into very much looking forward to that. Also,
Speaker 3: some huge news for Christina because truck nuts might soon
Speaker 3: be banned.
Speaker 1: What is she gonna do? She's the only person I've
Speaker 1: ever known who had truck nuts on her car.
Speaker 3: Graduated from Crandall High School with truck nuts hanging right
Speaker 3: there from the car.
Speaker 1: Bet, I don't remember that part.
Speaker 6: You aren't gambling in high school.
Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 4: Now, let's go around the sports KTD tweets as all
Speaker 4: the sports.
Speaker 6: Ye, So there's a little gossip going around in the
Speaker 6: NBA world.
Speaker 1: Basically, yesterday the Knicks fired their head coach Tom Thibodeau, Tibbs,
Speaker 1: the Tibby, and then there's a little stuff going on
Speaker 1: d LLS. The first report that the Knicks are interested
Speaker 1: in the Mavericks Jason Kidd to be their next head coach.
Speaker 1: He guess that'd be Mark Stein over at DLLs as well.
Speaker 3: If Stein is getting it, it's awesome, Like it's rock
Speaker 3: solid information, especially considering how far back he goes with Kid.
Speaker 3: I'm shocked by this because, first of all, I didn't
Speaker 3: think you would fire your coach unless you knew who
Speaker 3: you were gonna replace him with. So to go ahead
Speaker 3: and fire him a guy that's gotten them further than
Speaker 3: that anyone's gotten him in the last twenty years, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: to not know who it's gonna be or else they
Speaker 3: think they can get Kid or I don't.
Speaker 1: But how odd is it to say we want your coach?
Speaker 1: Like it's not that odd.
Speaker 3: That seems odd to me, Like it just doesn't seem
Speaker 3: like a common practice. Say you know what, we fired
Speaker 3: our coach. We're now gonna go take your coach and
Speaker 3: you can't stop us.
Speaker 6: A contract.
Speaker 3: I know, Yeah, but it's like that just seems odd
Speaker 3: that that would be the first report we want this
Speaker 3: team's coach, and with the Mavericks even entertained that. So
Speaker 3: here's why, presumably here's why everyone thinks this is why.
Speaker 1: Wait what?
Speaker 3: So basically here's how the whole Nick thing came about.
Speaker 3: So the Knicks are run by a guy named Leon Rose.
Speaker 3: We've told Lee rose story before. The very first client
Speaker 3: Leon Rose had coming out of college, coming out of
Speaker 3: Temple was a Temple point guard named Rick Brunson.
Speaker 6: Rick Brunson.
Speaker 3: Had a son named Jalen Brunson, and Rick Brunson was
Speaker 3: on the staff in Minnesota under head coach Tom Thibodeau.
Speaker 3: Rick Brunson had some accusations of some sexual improprieties and
Speaker 3: so he got sent out of the league for a
Speaker 3: little while. But he was living in Dallas when Jalen
Speaker 3: was here, and remember we talked about this, he was
Speaker 3: making a lot of noise.
Speaker 1: My son's not.
Speaker 3: Coming back here now unless you back up the brinkstruck
Speaker 3: because he knew with Leon Rose running things in New
Speaker 3: York and Tom Thibodeau being the coach. In fact, if
Speaker 3: you remember, the Knicks got charged with tampering, you guys
Speaker 3: are now, so it's all in the family. Rick Brunson
Speaker 3: as an assistant coach for the New York Knicks. I
Speaker 3: would assume whoever takes over for Thibodeau has to keep
Speaker 3: Rick Brunson on staff, because that'd be weird to fire
Speaker 3: your best player's dad from the staff. But Rick Brunson
Speaker 3: was a package deal with Tom Thibodeaux. And again, Leon
Speaker 3: Rose's very first client in the NBA, before Lebron James
Speaker 3: was his client was Rick Brunson. So this is all
Speaker 3: like this, So everyone's like, man, I don't understand all this.
Speaker 3: One of the knocks on Thibodeaux is that he runs
Speaker 3: players into the ground, and so I don't know, like
Speaker 3: Jalen Brunson very much had Thibodeau's back, but I don't
Speaker 3: know if Michale Bridges did. I don't know if Karl
Speaker 3: Anthony Towns did. You know, Katie, you brought up an
Speaker 3: interesting point where you were talking about the head coach.
Speaker 6: Of the Stars to Bor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and right now there's all these reports that the
Speaker 3: players are going the ownership going hey, what's up with
Speaker 3: this guy he let Otter hang out to. Well, I
Speaker 3: don't know that he's the coach for us. Well, you
Speaker 3: can almost draw a parallel with Thibodeau. Karl Anthony Towns
Speaker 3: is like, how did we lose Game two with me
Speaker 3: sitting on the bench for nine minutes in the fourth quarter?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: This is a tricky deal, is Thibodeau? He gets run
Speaker 1: out of town pretty quickly a lot of times because
Speaker 1: Debor's got that reputation. Three four years of a spot
Speaker 1: and then he's out because he's a hard ass.
Speaker 5: You know what it is?
Speaker 3: It's four and five years with Thibodeaux and the main
Speaker 3: players like him. But the main thing is that, like
Speaker 3: Michel Bridges, I'd have to go back to March or whatever.
Speaker 3: He's like, why did I play forty four minutes in
Speaker 3: this game? I don't understand. And that happens with all
Speaker 3: the Tibbs players. They get they get ground down. So
Speaker 3: then who is the guy that put Jalen Brunson's well
Speaker 3: being ahead of the overall team in his contract year?
Speaker 3: How many times did we hear Jason Kidd say my
Speaker 3: job is to get him the biggest contract he can get, right, right, right?
Speaker 3: Jay Kid and Joe and Rick Bronson knows it, okay, right,
Speaker 3: So here's what I would say.
Speaker 1: They would I have to know that it would even
Speaker 1: be a possibility to help. I'm sure they talk. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they talk all the time.
Speaker 3: Like I can tell you guys a story of after
Speaker 3: a mav game before Jay Kidd coached here Man, I
Speaker 3: was standing in the back of the tunnel with Ja
Speaker 3: Kid Jamal Mosley about forty five minutes after a game,
Speaker 3: and we were I was just I wasn't there.
Speaker 6: I mean, I wasn't talking. I was listening. They were
Speaker 6: talking strategy for like half an hour.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: And I'm just sitting So what I'm saying is and
Speaker 3: to be and to be clear, like it wouldn't hurt
Speaker 3: Ja Kid for this to be out. It was amazing
Speaker 3: for Jakid Jake Kids now like and and really like
Speaker 3: he can go. A lot of this has to do
Speaker 3: with his relationship with Dumont, A lot of it has
Speaker 3: to do with his relationship with his players, A lot
Speaker 3: of it has to do with his relationship with Nico
Speaker 3: And how much how much footing do all these guys have,
Speaker 3: right Like, how ensconced are they in the Mavericks' future plans.
Speaker 3: If the Mavericks are not dead set that they want
Speaker 3: Jason Kidd for the next decade or whatever, and they're like, man,
Speaker 3: we can do this with anybody. If Nico's thinking that,
Speaker 3: I'd love to go pimpa first round pick out of
Speaker 3: the Knicks. Now I'd have to go look and see
Speaker 3: what they have because they traded everything away to put
Speaker 3: this team together. But Jay Kidd may want to go
Speaker 3: coach the Knicks, or he may go to Dumont and say, man, look,
Speaker 3: I'm red hot right now. I'd love it if you
Speaker 3: guys gave me an extension. And it's it's also like,
Speaker 3: what is what do the Mavericks want moving forward? They
Speaker 3: still have an inexperienced ownership, Yeah, they do. Is Nico
Speaker 3: have firm ground to stand. I've heard a lot of
Speaker 3: people like fans go, now's the time to fire Nico
Speaker 3: start over, And I'm like, but dude, don't Kai and
Speaker 3: ad love They love it, So you can't do that.
Speaker 1: So you could do it, but I mean you might
Speaker 1: risk losing Kyree can opt out and leave now he's
Speaker 1: not going to he's got a knee injury. But anyways,
Speaker 1: but the players love Jkin two right, All players love
Speaker 1: ja Kid right.
Speaker 3: So anyway, it's just a fascinating situation. I think there's
Speaker 3: probably more heat there than just while speculator right. I
Speaker 3: had somebody reach out to me on social media yesterday
Speaker 3: and they were very upset about something I said about
Speaker 3: Luca and coming up in just three minutes, I'm going
Speaker 3: to tell you what that was.
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Speaker 3: online giving you hell recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's friendly fire, but it's it's somebody was really disappointed
Speaker 3: in me. And look, this has to do with Luca.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys are seeing all the
Speaker 3: pictures of Luca. He's like in the best shape of
Speaker 3: his life. I saw one where he was sitting on
Speaker 3: the baseline at a game over there in Europe, and
Speaker 3: then of course I saw.
Speaker 6: Him on the Mind of the Game podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, there's more and more coming out every day, and
Speaker 3: he just looks great. And I'm just the only thing
Speaker 3: that could have happened to get me over the Luca
Speaker 3: hump happened. Mavericks have the number one pick in the
Speaker 3: NBA Draft. It's just unprecedented. They have a young phenom
Speaker 3: to build around for the next fifteen to twenty years,
Speaker 3: which is what hurt the most about the Luca thing.
Speaker 3: So look, they got lucky for this to happen, for
Speaker 3: this to fall in their lap. But this is the
Speaker 3: only thing that could have taken to get me over this,
Speaker 3: right yeah, like right now, I don't know that I
Speaker 3: would trade Lucas straight up for Flag, Like Flag is
Speaker 3: seven years younger or whatever it is, six, seven years,
Speaker 3: whatever it is, eight maybe.
Speaker 1: How much in crazy?
Speaker 6: So he's well, he's about to turn nineteen.
Speaker 1: It's about to turn nineteen, and Lucas twenty six, twenty six,
Speaker 1: okay seven and a half. So I mean it's it
Speaker 1: helped me get over it.
Speaker 3: I've been a MAVs fan my whole life, and so
Speaker 3: yesterday I was just talking about it doesn't trigger me
Speaker 3: like it did initially when I see Lucas stuff. I
Speaker 3: don't get mad, I don't get upset or whatever. I've
Speaker 3: moved on. Trust me, I didn't plan on moving on.
Speaker 3: I didn't know if I was going to be a
Speaker 3: mad fan moving forward. I had all those irrational thoughts.
Speaker 3: I was really butt hurt. But I have moved on
Speaker 3: and I'm super excited about the future. And so a
Speaker 3: guy named Don Wood sent this on it's spell would
Speaker 3: like don Wood, don Wood, don Wood Reddit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so this was good. It was just friendly fired,
Speaker 3: he said Benjamin. I was stunned a little hurt, but
Speaker 3: trade even to hear you've moved on. Maybe it's just semantics.
Speaker 1: I think of it as having quote unquote accepted this
Speaker 1: new reality, but moving on as a non starter as
Speaker 1: long as he who shall not be named draws a
Speaker 1: paycheck from the organization. I still support the team, the players,
Speaker 1: and I'm excited to see what they can accomplish, but
Speaker 1: the infection in the front office must be rooted out
Speaker 1: before healing can even begin. Furthermore, we must be vigilant
Speaker 1: and vocal that any future success does not reflect on
Speaker 1: that megalomaniac. So basically, I know, and I respect the take,
Speaker 1: and you take it easy on me, But I'm just
Speaker 1: to a different place where I've moved on. I didn't
Speaker 1: plan on it. I don't know how it happened. But
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about Cooper Flagg and this new window
Speaker 1: that I'm not butt hurt about it anymore. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the Luca trades is the worst trade I've
Speaker 1: ever seen ever in history, but it's in the rear
Speaker 1: view mirror. Now.
Speaker 3: I mean it could be a terrible trade that has
Speaker 3: great results. Like there's side effects of trades. There's ripple effects,
Speaker 3: there's butterfly effect, whatever you want to call it. Like,
Speaker 3: the simple fact of the matter is is there's the trade,
Speaker 3: which we can talk about the merits of, and then
Speaker 3: there's the side effect of the trade brought in a guy,
Speaker 3: and then there was all these injuries that put them
Speaker 3: in a different position. Right, Like we're again, we're talking
Speaker 3: about everything that happens, and you can go back and
Speaker 3: talk about the alternate universe.
Speaker 6: It doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: There's so much talk about man the Mavericks would have
Speaker 3: totally won a championship this year, is like, really, how
Speaker 3: do you know what would have happened in April? Yeah,
Speaker 3: but there's a feeling that Niko has been bailed out
Speaker 3: by luck in the lottery and then that and that's permeating,
Speaker 3: and I think that goes away when someone experiences a
Speaker 3: good thing with Cooper Flag. Yeah, like mass fans won't
Speaker 3: get that until October probably, Yeah, until you've experienced something
Speaker 3: fun with him, it's gonna be real hard for a
Speaker 3: lot of people to let it go.
Speaker 6: I agree, And we were talking about this the other day.
Speaker 3: It's like, I think for most people, they'll realize it's
Speaker 3: good again and in February after football season's over, and
Speaker 3: they're gonna have missed all this great stuff already. And again,
Speaker 3: the bottom line for me is, for one, there's this
Speaker 3: this really instant concept that I'd never thought about.
Speaker 6: Is you were just you know, explaining all this. Do
Speaker 6: people plan out their emotions?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Like is that what we're doing here? Like I'm planning
Speaker 1: when I'm going to.
Speaker 6: Be over this, right?
Speaker 3: And like whatever emotions are generally a reaction to circumstances.
Speaker 3: Life happens and you react to it and you emote.
Speaker 1: And this getting the number one pick is like getting
Speaker 1: shack or Zion or whatever you know, or it's very
Speaker 1: exciting to get a player. It's it's it just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: It happened one other time. Or Okay, well let's think
Speaker 1: Mark Aguire Troy Aikman went out like the number one
Speaker 1: pick for your team. When else has that happened?
Speaker 3: Like that's it's so stars, So what Madonna number one pick?
Speaker 3: But I was in Minnesota at the time, Like this,
Speaker 3: it just doesn't happen. In my lifetime. Yeah, it's happened
Speaker 3: two other times that I can think of. Uh huh,
Speaker 3: it's the most ridiculous thing that they got this pick.
Speaker 3: And dude, if you can't even pronounce the name of
Speaker 3: the guy who was the number one pick last year, Nah,
Speaker 3: that plays for the Atlanta Hawks, Like you got it
Speaker 3: in a year where he's amazed, where an amazing player
Speaker 3: was available.
Speaker 6: So it's exciting.
Speaker 1: So there's that.
Speaker 3: And the other thing is is I'm just I mean,
Speaker 3: how often do people really think about the people in
Speaker 3: the front office, like you don't. I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 3: not absolving Nico or whatever, but it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: Nico made some really great trades, and he made that
Speaker 3: trade that everyone universally hates.
Speaker 6: I think he's done great with the draft.
Speaker 3: So there's an idea because he made this horrible trade
Speaker 3: that he'll never do anything good in the front office again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're screwed him, Like, well, what about
Speaker 1: all this other good stuff he did. We live in
Speaker 1: a town where people hated John Daniels took a team
Speaker 1: to championships. I get it, and Nico should get credit
Speaker 1: for helping take them to it. Jampa Jack. He certainly
Speaker 1: used it to do the things he wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Is he got more power.
Speaker 3: So I guess for me, I get it if you
Speaker 3: want to hold out, but you're probably gonna be missing
Speaker 3: the type of basketball that made you a fan in the.
Speaker 1: First place if you choose not to watch this. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. I have a new lease on life.
Speaker 3: It's the one thing that like my son on vacation,
Speaker 3: she could tell if I was ever getting stressed out
Speaker 3: or down or anything, he would just bring up Cooper flag.
Speaker 3: And also, yeah, suddenly in a great mood, I love
Speaker 3: it all right. Coming up next, KT, where you gonna
Speaker 3: take us? In the news, quickie.
Speaker 1: The emergency bill in Idaho that everyone's talking about, and
Speaker 1: it does involve this. It's time for this. Give me
Speaker 1: that news, quickie.
Speaker 6: Man's good Idaho.
Speaker 1: We don't go there much weird reason for that. So
Speaker 1: the Idaho legislature has declared an emergency and then an
Speaker 1: emergency existed in the state, requiring it to immediately criminalize
Speaker 1: the public exposure of a any human breast except for
Speaker 1: breastfeeding or b The rest of the bill says toys
Speaker 1: or products or anyone who displays toys or products intended
Speaker 1: to resemble male or female gen To tell you, the
Speaker 1: concern about toyster products intended to resemble the human business
Speaker 1: is what has gotten the bill deemed now the truck
Speaker 1: nuts bill, which would be a good company though I'm
Speaker 1: truck nuts bill for a character. Yeah, here's a Idaho
Speaker 1: minority leader Melissa Wintrow quote. They're gross, they're offensive, and
Speaker 1: kids on the road see them. So why wouldn't the
Speaker 1: police get a call and say that offends me, pull
Speaker 1: it off the truck because now this bill will allow it.
Speaker 1: And I talked to the police and they said, indeed
Speaker 1: it was Christina used to have truck nuts. Why did
Speaker 1: you do it?
Speaker 5: Because we had some show beat that I lost, And
Speaker 5: so I was four staff truck nuts on my car
Speaker 5: and they fell off and because they were two big
Speaker 5: and they got run over.
Speaker 6: Dude, I got off on the bush, oh.
Speaker 1: Dude? And what was the bush?
Speaker 5: Wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Hey? Man?
Speaker 5: No, it really was because I lived in Garland at
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 1: Are you sure they didn't land on a landing strip?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that. So I was reading this article.
Speaker 1: It says, however you feel about the bill, and what
Speaker 1: universe does this constitute an emergency. Were there signs that
Speaker 1: Idaho was about to collapse into ruin due to displays
Speaker 1: of the human breast or truck nuts? So probably not
Speaker 1: what we should be concerned with, but I thought that
Speaker 1: was funny.
Speaker 3: How do you guys feel about the public display of breast?
Speaker 3: I love it, dude, It's how God intended it.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 1: Adam and were naked. But naked you.
Speaker 3: Don't run into it very often. Are you talking about,
Speaker 3: like breastfeeding? Well, I just think it's interesting in this
Speaker 3: particular Bill, she's like, no display of public breast except
Speaker 3: for breastfeeding, which is an implication that if a breast
Speaker 3: is out and there's not immediately a baby getting a
Speaker 3: nourishment from it, it's sexual somehow, And in that immediate
Speaker 3: moment where the baby connects, it's no longer sexual.
Speaker 1: You follow me, like, it's just we're more hung up
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 6: Over here in Europe you can go boobs out at
Speaker 6: the beach, no one cares. Y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: But also people do a lot of flashing. Well, they
Speaker 5: used to at concerts, especially outdoor concerts. There would be
Speaker 5: girls flashing all the time. It's not a seal.
Speaker 6: Who's upset about that? Only women?
Speaker 1: No? Well, I'm saying, no, man is upset. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't look a boob's out.
Speaker 3: Usually it's a Baptist minister, really that's upset about it.
Speaker 1: Protect I think it's a large woman that doesn't have
Speaker 1: her own complimentary set that people are interested in.
Speaker 6: Are the people still get mad about that? If someone's breastfeeding?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean here in Texas, you're a lot of breastfeed
Speaker 1: in public. Why aren't you breastfeeding because it appear capable?
Speaker 1: If that is gross to you, do you prefer the
Speaker 1: baby to be crying? That's the worst thing. Is a
Speaker 1: baby crying way worse than someone feeding a baby in public.
Speaker 1: I'm really more.
Speaker 6: Interested in banning public babies.
Speaker 8: Stay home?
Speaker 6: Yeah to me, Yeah, keep that thing at home till it's.
Speaker 1: Three or four.
Speaker 6: I agree, Man, what do they gotta do?
Speaker 1: It's some good real world experience out there. They don't
Speaker 1: know anything. They can't unless you want to get away
Speaker 1: and bring it to the brewery. I'm okay with you
Speaker 1: now on the truck nuts. Any thoughts on that.
Speaker 3: I always thought it was one of the dumbest things
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. Oh, my truck's so big, it's gotten nuts. Like,
Speaker 3: it just looks like the dumbest thing. You're basically telling
Speaker 3: the world. I'm a straight up dumb ass. Well, the
Speaker 3: first guy who did.
Speaker 1: It's a genius. Why the first guy, because he's just
Speaker 1: doing a bit what you got a hen me? But
Speaker 1: then it kind of became a thing, and no one
Speaker 1: look at the thing. It's not as funny anymore.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 3: The truck nuts that we got for Christina were purchased
Speaker 3: at trucknuts dot com or whatever. The very first guy
Speaker 3: that did he just make some homemade ones. I don't know, like,
Speaker 3: how did What's the origin of the truck nut? You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like, how did it become a
Speaker 3: thing that you could buy it? You're right, Katie, there
Speaker 3: must have been one guy who just like, my truck's
Speaker 3: gonna big, I'm gonna put some nuts on it. It's
Speaker 3: a chicken egg situation. Did the concept exist before the
Speaker 3: product or what? Well, there's a big uh. Just a
Speaker 3: quick Google search just told me this.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Truck nuts in the form of custom made scrotum sacks,
Speaker 1: began appearing in the eighties. David Ham, the owner of
Speaker 1: Your Nuts dot com claims he saw a custom made
Speaker 1: pair at a rally.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it was custom first.
Speaker 1: And began commercially selling plastic truck nuts in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: But another guy named John Solers of Bullsballs dot Com
Speaker 1: climes he was expired during a four x four off
Speaker 1: road trip in.
Speaker 6: Two thousand and two against selling him.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 6: Let me ask you this, and I know we gotta go.
Speaker 6: Let me ask you this.
Speaker 3: If they weren't human nuts and they were bowl truck nuts,
Speaker 3: is that illegal because bulls just under out in the
Speaker 3: pasture in public with their nuts out, have their nuts?
Speaker 1: What are they doing? We have to put bull underwear on.
Speaker 1: You gotta get underwear for bulls. Go bull underwear. That's
Speaker 1: an emergency. Get on it now.
Speaker 8: All right, all right, good stuff, that is true. It
Speaker 8: is good for you.
Speaker 1: Uh. Even though today is June fourth, we do like
Speaker 1: to look back and look at the month that was
Speaker 1: on the show in the form of good laughs and
Speaker 1: screw ups and that type of thing.
Speaker 6: Let's start with Big Ben Rogers.
Speaker 1: Hi big Man said a word weird here the Obama
Speaker 1: Hope poster versus I p A s. That's great. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's so good.
Speaker 2: Williamsburg versus Chipotle? Were Chipotle? Chipotle?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 1: I have to if I go to Chipotle whatever you
Speaker 1: called it, I have to have I got to make
Speaker 1: sure that there's a bathroom in between my car and
Speaker 1: the front door of Chipotle.
Speaker 6: Really, it's instant. It's like my wife goes.
Speaker 3: I guess that's just too much healthy fiber for you
Speaker 3: to possibly comprehend in your diet.
Speaker 6: Pretty good Chipotle story.
Speaker 1: From what did I say? Chipotle Williamsburg versus Chipotle?
Speaker 2: What that.
Speaker 6: Christina didn't give you a second?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Christ williams Burg versus Chipotle.
Speaker 1: She was nice enough to give him a Yeah, she
Speaker 1: didn't understand the matchup at first.
Speaker 5: Why did you.
Speaker 1: Somewhere?
Speaker 2: Ye, Williamsburg versus Chipotle. M that is a loaded him
Speaker 2: when a when a woman goes, hmm, there's so much happening.
Speaker 1: Then play that get up to them. Yeah, Williamsburg versus Chipotle.
Speaker 1: Then this happened while you were gone last week. But
Speaker 1: me and Christina could not believe that skin did not
Speaker 1: know what this candy was. So before I play this clip,
Speaker 1: I would like to ask you, do you know what
Speaker 1: a laffy taffy is? Okay, I know what taffy is?
Speaker 1: Laughy taffy. It's just a gas station wrapped up taffy, right,
Speaker 1: and what's their bit? I don't know their bit?
Speaker 6: Okay, I feel vindicator. That is go ahead. There's always
Speaker 6: a joke on the laughing taffy.
Speaker 1: Are we all find jokes on him?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: You're right?
Speaker 6: Do you not know this?
Speaker 1: I really don't know what laughy taffy is. What I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like it is it like pixie sticks or something? No,
Speaker 1: it's not all like pix sticks sugar? No, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I am close? Man?
Speaker 6: Is it like an all and later? No, all you
Speaker 6: guys are sowing?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: It's taffy and it makes you laugh because it's got
Speaker 1: a joke on it. How do you know it's taffy?
Speaker 5: Oh he's right because I never realized that's why it's
Speaker 5: called laughy taffy because of the joke.
Speaker 1: Yes, but no one's like, man, I should want some
Speaker 1: taffy right now? It was good, its sweets. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be something chocolate bro Airheads weren't popularads.
Speaker 6: It's just taffy, are they? I don't know what airheads are?
Speaker 6: Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: I don't do a lot of sour candies unless it's
Speaker 1: sweet tarch chewy sweeteart spree.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're missing out.
Speaker 1: I'm sad all these kids have a funny skin food
Speaker 1: story on the skinned.
Speaker 3: I was not super familiar with laughy taffy. I knew
Speaker 3: it was a thing, but I didn't know they had
Speaker 3: told jokes. I think of uh, when I think of
Speaker 3: joke candy, I think of Bazooka gum.
Speaker 8: Hell.
Speaker 3: Yes, have you ever seen the old Michael Keaton stand
Speaker 3: up with Bazuoka Joe No, Oh, dude, it's worth watching really,
Speaker 3: probably late seventies, very early Michael Keaton. He unwraps the
Speaker 3: Bazuka Joe gum to read the joke and the bit
Speaker 3: as he's look at this old tiny piece of favor
Speaker 3: and the joke is like ten minutes long, and he's like.
Speaker 1: Reading it the whole time.
Speaker 6: It's a really good bit.
Speaker 3: So back when we were growing up, like in RSI
Speaker 3: Baseball and Richardson, you'd go to the concession stand. They
Speaker 3: basically had drinks and then giant pickles, yeah, or taffy,
Speaker 3: and the taffy came in these long, thin things that
Speaker 3: was like white in the middle and then a color
Speaker 3: in the outside like grape or peach or whatever.
Speaker 1: And that's the only taffy I've ever really see these
Speaker 1: hell in the flaps had two jokes, you know, and
Speaker 1: get them. It's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I always think I think of it as
Speaker 3: like a New Jersey thing, salt water taffy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like an East Coast commercialized very popular. Okay, I
Speaker 1: get it, stay ahead of it here, you stay ahead.
Speaker 6: When we get back, Ben struggles with the T's skin
Speaker 6: with a horrible joke about the Pope and I said
Speaker 6: a bad word. Oh yeah, man, all.
Speaker 3: Right, that's coming up in less than three minutes or
Speaker 3: just over three minutes. Don't go anywhere. That's next on
Speaker 3: The Eagle and and Skin Show ninety seven point one.
Speaker 3: The Eagle Richardson has the largest blank in the world.
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 3: KT is going to tell you at the bottom of
Speaker 3: this hour. Do stick around for that. But we are
Speaker 3: halfway through the May bloopers, and here with more is
Speaker 3: Young Tizzle.
Speaker 6: Yes, been struggled with this teas right here. I thought
Speaker 6: we should get to that.
Speaker 1: There's your updates. Jennifer Lopez had a facial injury. Oh,
Speaker 1: kind of fell down wearing a patch. She's fine, all right.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, World News KT tells us why to
Speaker 3: never travel overseas.
Speaker 1: That's coming up in just over three minutes. Before we
Speaker 1: get there, I want to talk about let's pause and
Speaker 1: bow our heads for Jennifer's face, ma'am. We're got Cowboys
Speaker 1: chars that's coming. Yeah, that's a really good tea man.
Speaker 1: We got Kyrie song. There's some worldes and some world news.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: I'm batch wow, we're all fantasizing about Jalo's facial injury.
Speaker 1: Skin. We we had a new pope in May and skin, uh,
Speaker 1: this is how he paid. Respect are falling in new Pope.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of them to go in there and
Speaker 1: did their vote and they had the white smoke and
Speaker 1: there you go. It's been done. Pope Leo the fourteenth, Welcome.
Speaker 1: He's sixty nine, dude, Oh he doesn't want this white smoke. Man.
Speaker 1: Thank you Kevin for the World report. Flipped the format
Speaker 1: the country. Now coming up next, let's go around the sports.
Speaker 1: What's going on with the Mavericks. We'll discuss next. White
Speaker 1: smoke pretty good. Yeah, I feel like that'll be uh
Speaker 1: talked about in future broadcasting classes.
Speaker 6: My energy was zaped on that. Okay, time to kick
Speaker 6: me in the balls for a second.
Speaker 1: Oh fun?
Speaker 6: Sometimes play for those back you know listening. Christina plays
Speaker 6: audio sometimes and sometimes I do in my computer second
Speaker 6: little windows up. Get a lot going on if we're
Speaker 6: doing something that my Spotify happens to be up. Plus
Speaker 6: sometimes it will randomly start playing.
Speaker 3: Plus we should note that for the last two years,
Speaker 3: Katie's computer has been on the brink of disaster and
Speaker 3: it's still cranking. Yeah, it's at any moment that things
Speaker 3: are just burst into flame.
Speaker 1: No doubt, no doubt. Now, as the game got going on,
Speaker 1: our fans started to get more rowdy, and I realized, Hey,
Speaker 1: I think we can get it going a little bit.
Speaker 6: This is John Bouchie Gross, who I think is either
Speaker 6: what's going on?
Speaker 1: What is happening?
Speaker 6: I'm leaving what's happening?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: What was on your gay list?
Speaker 1: Okay? I used to Spotify for that.
Speaker 5: That's why on your way?
Speaker 6: Is that your power ballad playlist?
Speaker 1: Are you crying to that? Cold Play? It was not
Speaker 1: cold Play? That was now that was the space between
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was snow Patrol. I don't have
Speaker 1: a problem with that. Right, So, John, Butchie Gross is
Speaker 1: your play by player?
Speaker 4: What it was?
Speaker 6: It was the big meaty course of the space between
Speaker 6: really a beautiful song.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 6: Songs are just cute up and I'm just play and
Speaker 6: I'll go the next one.
Speaker 1: This happens to me so insane that in the background
Speaker 1: at all times, whatever you're doing on your computer, there's
Speaker 1: a background playlist of just Dave Matthews just rolling.
Speaker 6: There's so many live albums and so many tracks.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: Uh, we did bring up Ben's Have you ever met him?
Speaker 6: By the way, No, I feel like we should never
Speaker 6: meet your heroes, though, you know, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like we should make that happen for you. I'd like
Speaker 1: for you to meet him and have a terrible interaction.
Speaker 6: They have and they say he's a very gracious and
Speaker 6: great guy. I know a bunch of people that bumped
Speaker 6: into him at a bunch of freak offs.
Speaker 1: Now you don't You shouldn't say that you have friends
Speaker 1: in the industry who have very great things to say
Speaker 1: about him, has even because I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people were waiting for that shooter drop on the Diddy stuff.
Speaker 1: Him and Diddy were tight, They really weren't. What about
Speaker 1: you have friends in the industry that have great things
Speaker 1: to say about it. You know, that's a really funny
Speaker 1: thing to say.
Speaker 3: Person, that's a funny saying George said nice things about him.
Speaker 1: Right, No, it's a Jeorde Ash and Oh Abraham, Alexander,
Speaker 1: all those guys.
Speaker 6: That's true because he got him barbecue.
Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta have a perman if you're gonna kill him.
Speaker 1: Does this ever get solved? This is a long time.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You still have the problem yearly you around this time?
Speaker 1: Do you have swallows some?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's never really swallow. Thing has never really
Speaker 3: worked out for me. Why Why because as you're not
Speaker 3: into it?
Speaker 1: No, I'm very much like birds. Yeah, I like birds.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't seem to be doesn't seem to go
Speaker 1: hand in hand with much, right Yeah, because they're a nuisance.
Speaker 1: If they take over your front door, you can't do
Speaker 1: anything to get rid of them. One thing to watch
Speaker 1: Ford seriously though, on this bit of climate talk here. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: just letting you know. Things are pushed back about a
Speaker 1: month this year. It's gonna get hotter a little bit later.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see the mosquitos come out a little bit later.
Speaker 1: You're probably used to see a lot of mosquitos in May.
Speaker 1: You'll be getting them in late May and early June.
Speaker 1: Things are different than it used to be growing up,
Speaker 1: Our seasons have changed by one month.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic forward. How long do you wait before kissing
Speaker 3: your front porch?
Speaker 1: Goodbye?
Speaker 6: What what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Hold on, don't answer that. Let him talk some more, Christening.
Speaker 1: You're saying you had a tit mouse problem.
Speaker 6: No, no, all right, now what she said?
Speaker 1: A nip rat up next? A different bird coming up
Speaker 1: next to what's going on in Dallas here in the east.
Speaker 1: That's so weird. I would have bought me laugh into
Speaker 1: an eagle.
Speaker 6: All right, and we'll end it with this. You guys
Speaker 6: just could not go with the flow when I said something, God.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen Fight Club and I wanted one last
Speaker 3: go round before she left, you know, so it's not uncommon.
Speaker 6: Was that inspired me to watch Fight Club again?
Speaker 1: Was that fight Club? Or was that club? What did
Speaker 1: you say? Jesus, Katie, God, I really don't know what
Speaker 1: just happened.
Speaker 5: Did you actually say it? And this is just a stripper,
Speaker 5: This isn't banging it out.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm shocked.
Speaker 5: To Skin, I can't.
Speaker 6: Believe what what just happened? That is amazing.
Speaker 1: He's the best ever.
Speaker 6: Uh well Broun satellite radio.
Speaker 7: Now, so.
Speaker 6: What else is in the story saying.
Speaker 1: Christina I was trying to keep going. That was shocking,
Speaker 1: so shocking. He really did Jesus as she always club?
Speaker 1: Was that club?
Speaker 5: What did he say, Jesus, Katie joke?
Speaker 1: Good drop here? What did he say?
Speaker 6: This is laugh real quick? And this is that is
Speaker 6: a good lad?
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 1: I really don't know what just happened. I'm just a
Speaker 1: crazy person in the corner. That's animatronic.
Speaker 2: Hey Dudszza all right, coming up next, it's a weekly
Speaker 2: weekday of Day.
Speaker 3: Skin and I are from Richardson, Texas, where Richardson now
Speaker 3: has one of the largest of these things in the world.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 1: We'll tell you next on the Eagles And.
Speaker 7: Now it's time for Basis Weekday up Day, featuring veteran
Speaker 7: news anchor kat fun Tweets. Here are the important stories
Speaker 7: he's currently tracking from around the world.
Speaker 1: All right, so I live in Richardson, you guys grew
Speaker 1: up in Richardson the high school there, Burner. He's right,
Speaker 1: there's a new business that's claiming to be the largest
Speaker 1: blank in the world. Now, Ben, I know you know? Yes, Skin,
Speaker 1: do you know?
Speaker 6: I don't know, So I'm wondering if I can get
Speaker 6: a hint.
Speaker 1: Gonna do you know?
Speaker 5: I saw it a link?
Speaker 6: All right, we can give him hints.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, you.
Speaker 3: Guys should turn this into a game. How many hints
Speaker 3: will it take me to get?
Speaker 1: Well? Then play twenty questions?
Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 6: Is this a service? Yes, I'm out of question.
Speaker 1: It would be good to see. It would be good
Speaker 1: to see if we disagree on any of your questions.
Speaker 6: Okay, has it is it a new business?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, that's kind of you mean an industry or this
Speaker 1: particular business. The industry is not there. Yeah, the industry
Speaker 1: is not. Service is not a new service. It's been around.
Speaker 6: Is this a sexually oriented business?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, come on? What? But also no? And then
Speaker 1: also I'd like to add no, does this service involve food? No? No,
Speaker 1: I already hate this game. Use your words. You volunteered it.
Speaker 6: Is this something that you have to go to or
Speaker 6: is it delivery?
Speaker 1: You have to go to it? Yes, you have to
Speaker 1: go to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is this a Turkish bathhouse? No, no, But does this
Speaker 1: involve grooming?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, does it involve your pets?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: What about now?
Speaker 1: Still no, there's nine.
Speaker 6: Is this a salon? Yes? Then I won no why not?
Speaker 1: Probably can get it in the next one to two questions.
Speaker 1: Is it a men's salon? No?
Speaker 6: Is it a female salon? I think it's ambiguous?
Speaker 3: Maybe true, but so Richardson has one of the largest
Speaker 3: salons in the world.
Speaker 1: You haven't got it exactly. Pet salon? No, plant salon?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's a plant salon? Female salon?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Take gender out of that for once. What is the
Speaker 1: specific service of this salon?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Nut grooming?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I think they have whack you know what?
Speaker 6: Is this a whack salon?
Speaker 1: I don't know they could offer that, I don't. Is
Speaker 1: this a hair removal salon? No? Wow, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: get it. Eighteen two more, I don't. That's the only
Speaker 1: hair hair salon or whatever. What of their kind of
Speaker 1: salons are there? You got two questions?
Speaker 5: You're the main salon. I think you're missing, really the
Speaker 5: main kind that men and women can go to.
Speaker 1: Don't get us like it's our fault. Is it a
Speaker 1: nail salon? Yes, that's right, uh, nail love nail. I
Speaker 1: needed nine additional guesses after I got salon right, you like,
Speaker 1: got into the red zone and they just couldn't get
Speaker 1: in the end zone.
Speaker 6: They are calling it the largest nail salon in the
Speaker 6: world now love thirteen thousand feet square feet. Yes, it
Speaker 6: was just you know, directional feet. The guy who built
Speaker 6: it with his own hands is the great Danton and
Speaker 6: his son Donton. Yeah, seriously dan Ton and dontn okay
Speaker 6: to n uh.
Speaker 1: The wife is Patty Ton, and they're gonna make a
Speaker 1: ton because they have a huge nail salon. You guys
Speaker 1: ever had those petties Manni's. I love petties and Manny's
Speaker 1: hadn't had one. I tried it one time and it
Speaker 1: was terrible. I had a horrible experience. I only did
Speaker 1: it one time and I went in This is in
Speaker 1: the last three months and they butchered me. Man, dude,
Speaker 1: petticures are bad. They are.
Speaker 5: You need to go to a good one. Yeah, And
Speaker 5: you can also get like free wine sometimes they have
Speaker 5: mixed drinks grinding where you go.
Speaker 1: It's you know, like it's we're Hall of famers at Burtner.
Speaker 1: We probably get a discount, and.
Speaker 3: So my greatest soul time petticure was right after the
Speaker 3: Mavericks won a championship when they painted a forty one
Speaker 3: on my big toenail.
Speaker 1: Where your high school letter, Jackie, get ten percent on.
Speaker 1: We'll be wearing it anyways. All right, there you have it.
Speaker 1: There's the weekly weekday update.
Speaker 3: Congratulations richardson our hometown for getting the largest nail salon
Speaker 3: in the world. Good luck to the tons. Coming up
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Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this. The thing's big
Speaker 1: after one of the biggest heaters we've seen in a
Speaker 1: long time. Ben Rogers took some vacation and then returned
Speaker 1: to the show yesterday hanging out with Tom Cruise and
Speaker 1: then going in destroying Choctaw at the bike Jack Table,
Speaker 1: then a big day at BFD, then he went to
Speaker 1: the Islands. I thought he.
Speaker 3: Dominated BFD two. I had him right ahead of Marilyn Manson.
Speaker 1: So this is one of those articles that was out
Speaker 1: about you know, Tom Cruise before the Big Mission Impossible,
Speaker 1: the Last Reckoning, the Final Reckoning, you know Memorial Day movie,
Speaker 1: which I've been lating on this until Ben got back
Speaker 1: didn't do well? What are you in?
Speaker 8: Didn't?
Speaker 1: It did fine?
Speaker 3: It's really it was no Lightlo and Stitch. Le That's fine, dude,
Speaker 3: it's really good. It's really good. It's exactly why you
Speaker 3: want to go to a big movie theater. How much
Speaker 3: would did you see the box office numbers?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: What would you have guessed? Memorial Day weekend?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't really have a good perspective.
Speaker 3: It ended up being I think eighty six million domestically,
Speaker 3: and like Lelo and Stitch was what one thirty or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which shot me. I thought for sure. Miss Impossible
Speaker 6: was one hundred million, no doubt about it.
Speaker 1: And he's done a great job promoting it, yes, everywhere.
Speaker 1: It surprised me that it did. And it's really good. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: Business Insider ranked the best Tom Cruise movies all well,
Speaker 1: forty five of them. Is what they cut it off
Speaker 1: at weirdly really, so, do we have any guisses? Did
Speaker 1: you say this is business inside her?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: My favorite probably is Risky Business. Let's start there.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite Tom Cruise movie? Uh F two, I've
Speaker 3: got three that are all together. Risky Business is one
Speaker 3: of the single best movies of the eighties often just
Speaker 3: kind of lumped in with the teen sex comedies of
Speaker 3: the eighties.
Speaker 6: It is a million miles above that.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing, insightful satire of Reaganomics and eighties consumerism.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Magnolia is fantastic. It's just longer than my
Speaker 3: description of Risky Business. And finally, I also love Collateral.
Speaker 3: I think that movie's badass.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite Tom Cruise movie?
Speaker 3: Ben, Risky Business just not Top Gun Maverick, Top Gun
Speaker 3: Mavericks in the mix, Like I thought, it was a
Speaker 3: phenomenal movie.
Speaker 1: I love how they made that.
Speaker 3: They tied it into the nostalgia of the first one
Speaker 3: and got emotional with it. I thought they followed some
Speaker 3: of the same recipes with this latest mission impossible to
Speaker 3: Christina favorite Tom Cruise.
Speaker 5: Movie, Edge of Tomorrow.
Speaker 6: I had to look it up.
Speaker 5: Edge of Tomorrow for sure, but also his role in
Speaker 5: Tropic Thunder at the end, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Dude, that counts.
Speaker 3: Rumors that they're gonna make a whole movie of that
Speaker 3: with that Wes Grossman, Lex lex Or le legs.
Speaker 6: I'm holding out on Edging Tomorrow. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 6: going to get to that.
Speaker 3: I will say I'd never seen Tropic Thunder, and the
Speaker 3: other day I saw about fifty minutes of it. Oh
Speaker 3: in the middle, because I know I probably caught it
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes in.
Speaker 5: Okay, you almost saw the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I saw about fifty minutes of it, and by the
Speaker 3: time I fell asleep, Zoo Lander was like being drug
Speaker 3: by by the You need to.
Speaker 6: Watch it from the beginning. That's not a good movie
Speaker 6: to jump in on either.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean you didn't get to simple Jack.
Speaker 1: They kept referring back to it, and I've actually seen
Speaker 1: it from the beginning. I've actually seen and I.
Speaker 3: Realized that's why the guy the drug dealers loved him
Speaker 3: was because they worshiped simple Jack.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I mean I saw I saw a good
Speaker 6: chunk of it.
Speaker 1: My favorite are Days of Thunder and rain Man.
Speaker 6: Oh, rain Man's great. Good, Rainman's great.
Speaker 1: So what do you guys think, business Insider, they're big
Speaker 1: on business. What do you guys think they might have
Speaker 1: Are they basing it on ticket sales and stuff?
Speaker 6: No, just their favorite Oh, get some entertainment content out there.
Speaker 1: They put the original top Gun number one. That's incorrect.
Speaker 6: In fact, I can tell you though, where the original
Speaker 6: top gun. I guess the original Top gun ranked.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, okay, okay, okay, so well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get a good idea as to what their taste
Speaker 1: is like depending on where they put some of these,
Speaker 1: like where they put Magnolia.
Speaker 6: Number one, Magnolia number one, yep, number three.
Speaker 3: Okay, So they're gonna have eyes wide shut in the
Speaker 3: top five probably as I chat thirteen. Let me just say,
Speaker 3: as someone who pretty much loves most Kubrick stuff, it's
Speaker 3: not one of his best, but it's it's interesting.
Speaker 1: Okay. Are they going to have I think the Color
Speaker 1: of Money in the top five?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good, Yes, they will have that in the top number two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 3: I think they have Collateral number one, number fourteen, rain
Speaker 3: Man number one, rain Man number six.
Speaker 5: He's been in so many movies.
Speaker 3: Maybe they see you risky business the right way and
Speaker 3: put at number one, number ten, Toms goun Maverick number one, Oh,
Speaker 3: number twelve, one of the one of the Mission Impossibles. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not on the list, really, not a single None of
Speaker 3: the eight made the list.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they left it off or what's
Speaker 1: going on there. But I typed it in and the
Speaker 1: search function and I can't see it.
Speaker 3: They probably left the Jack Reachers stuff out too, then,
Speaker 3: So think about that now.
Speaker 6: It's don't don't panic, It's just it's a long article.
Speaker 6: Don't know that I'm panning.
Speaker 1: Number forty is Mission impossible too? Mission impossible? Three twenty seven. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see such a long list.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a lot of on the fly interview
Speaker 6: with a vampire.
Speaker 1: Ooh, good one good one Ben number eight, Jerry Maguire, Oh,
Speaker 1: I bet that's number one, number five, the Firm nineteen,
Speaker 1: A few good men. Oh that's number one four. Hang it,
Speaker 1: I thought you already said for it. Born on the
Speaker 1: fourth of July. Number one. They were worn on the
Speaker 1: fourth of July nineteen, was it?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 6: I think in general, Oliver Stone makes me want to
Speaker 6: just die. You guys did get the top five there
Speaker 6: and six, Top seven Edge of Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Christine. Okay, so Minority Report nine is the original Mission Impossible? Okay?
Speaker 1: Minority Report is that him? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's where he uses all They come out with this technology.
Speaker 3: They can arrest someone if they think they're going to
Speaker 3: eventually commit a crime. It's like Philip K. Dick does
Speaker 3: George orwell.
Speaker 1: Ah days it's under eleven. Minority Report twenty four, yep,
Speaker 1: twenty four. You know one of his movies that I
Speaker 1: did not enjoy. Please don't tell him. I said this
Speaker 1: Rock of Ages, Vanilla Sky, Vanilla Sky. He gets in
Speaker 1: a car wreck or something.
Speaker 3: Rise that Pedro Alamovadar and that the guy's name. It
Speaker 3: was when he was married to the homegirl, that is
Speaker 3: the sucker Fish. I thought he was married to the
Speaker 3: other lady in the movie. He is, Oh, in the
Speaker 3: movie he's married to her. Yeah, she had to talk
Speaker 3: very very strong accent. Yeah, very cruz cruse and it
Speaker 3: is I think Pedro mold Is that how she got
Speaker 3: the creuse? Last neighbor or dies she already have?
Speaker 1: That was at c r u z. You know who
Speaker 1: she's married to, Harvey or Bardem Okay, so tie back
Speaker 1: to the sucker Fish movie.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh, it's all county together.
Speaker 1: The counselor. Where did they put the counselor on there?
Speaker 1: I don't see it on the list, interesting oblivion. Why
Speaker 1: it should it have been on the list.
Speaker 6: No, No, he's not in it.
Speaker 1: What are we met? Are we missing? Tail? American Maid
Speaker 1: thirty eight. What about all the Right Moves? Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: There's a lot happening here, Hold on You, Hold On No.
Speaker 1: Number twelve We told you was Topgo Maverick thirteen, Eyes
Speaker 1: by You at fourteen, Colladal fifteen, Final Reckoning, There you Go?
Speaker 6: Where did they but taps?
Speaker 1: What about the nineteen eighty five movie Legend? I never
Speaker 1: saw number sixteen? Wait, Legend with Will Smith looks like
Speaker 1: Tim Curry, Tim Curry from the Little Shop a Horror
Speaker 1: or No. Uh oh yeah, Legend Rocky Horror Pictures. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he appears to be holding a fox or something in
Speaker 1: this one else. Yeah, this looks bad. What about Terrible?
Speaker 1: Did they put taps on there?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Don't see it, but I could miss it. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of Mission impossible Solid one. They have Trumpet Thunder
Speaker 1: at twenty two? What about Losing It? I love that movie?
Speaker 1: Eighteen rutten. I should have started the back Outsiders twenty six, Okay,
Speaker 1: Contail twenty eight, Hell yeah, Young Guns Taps twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Twenty Taps is better than that, dude. I actually got
Speaker 1: to rewatch of that in the last eight nine years.
Speaker 1: And yeah I did too. Night and Days thirty. That's
Speaker 1: him on a motorcycle with Cameron Diaz out War of
Speaker 1: the World's thirty one.
Speaker 5: Forgot it that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 6: Not bad Valkyrie thirty two. He's got an eyepatch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got an ipatch. You come in any any
Speaker 1: main character as an eyepatch. That's a good ass movie.
Speaker 6: But the Last Samurai thirty three, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: We're getting to some of his bad stuff here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: American made thirty four, pretty good twenty seventeen movie. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: that was when Mike Findley was one of the executive
Speaker 1: producers on Yeah, okay eighty five on Rotten Tomatoes, Far
Speaker 1: and Away number thirty six. Nicole Kidman was in this.
Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah, that's some like roller around in the
Speaker 1: Fields movie eighteen nineties.
Speaker 6: Ron Howard directed Lying for Lambs number thirty seven.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Ummm, that reminds me of that Brazilian steakhouse Ben went to.
Speaker 1: The Ben Jack Reacher at number thirty nine. Yeah, Losing
Speaker 1: It number forty one, Shelley Long cow dude, I really
Speaker 1: want to watch Risky Business again now. Oh, the Mummy
Speaker 1: forty two, because he came back and did the Mummy
Speaker 1: like but it didn't need to be remade. I thought
Speaker 1: I had the movie. I thought that had the guy
Speaker 1: that gained all that weight for way.
Speaker 5: Brendan Frasier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good special effects, Brook Shields and James Spader out
Speaker 1: Endless Love. Wait, Tom Cruise was an Endless Love YEP
Speaker 1: number forty four. There he goes lasting rock of Ages.
Speaker 1: All right, let's end the show YEP. I'll never forget
Speaker 1: the time that KT went to a Brazilian steakhouse. Tom
Speaker 1: Cruise was there. He got a chance to look him
Speaker 1: dead in the eye, and he said, after being a
Speaker 1: good girl for so long, I'm in my slutty era
Speaker 1: and Tom Cruise had his way with Tizzle. Christina is
Speaker 1: going to stick around and play some music right here
Speaker 1: on the Eagle. Here're you going, Well, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: my sock bag.
Speaker 8: Dude, you had enough fun in games.
Speaker 1: A great summer.