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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Behind

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the scenes here this is actually take two. I started

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to go down a rabbit hole. There is an article

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in the Daily Mail, the headline Kevin Harten crisis, staff

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goes scorched earth to expose secrets, Empire crimbles and sex

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scandal refuses to die. And as I just started going

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through it, I'm like, I don't even know what we're

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talking about here. I don't want to get in a lawsuit.

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I don't want to have an opinion. But just as

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I did the story, I'm like, this doesn't feel right

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for the show. But if the exciting headline gets your attention,

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I'll let you read it for yourself. In the Daily Mail,

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let's talk about Jimmy Kimmel, who did an interview with

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Vulture that headline, Jimmy Kimmel would stop if he could.

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Trump wants him out late night, is dying and he's tired.

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What does the end look like? The article walks through

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Kimmel's career, including the early struggles of Jimmy Kimmel live

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some of the stuff that has not aged particularly well.

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Kimble says he is willing to apologize for things he

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believes crossed the line the quote, I don't consider apology

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to be a defeat. I think it's the very basis

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of Catholicism. But we learned that Kimmel is passed the

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point where he can be persuaded to apologize or something

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he doesn't think is wrong. Quoting Kimmel, one of the

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things we talked about when I first got suspended was

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that I can't do the show if I'm going to

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be micromanaged. They got into the end of the Late Show,

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Jimmy Kimmel said, I feel a little bit defeated by

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it in a lot of ways. I feel like I'm

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looking at my own future. If you look at the

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number of views me and my colleagues get online every day,

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and add in our linear television ratings, he says it's

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silly to call the format less relevant. However, says we're

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not just dying of natural causes, We're being poisoned. He

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questioned the idea of the Late Show with Steven Colbert

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losing forty million dollars a year, pointing out that they

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had offered Colbert a five year contract and then two

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years later, we're like, yeah, no, we don't need this

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show anymore. Jimmy Kimmel said it mighty believed that over

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the course of those two years they suddenly started losing

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forty million dollars a year. Those are just made up numbers.

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He adds, it's not like when Johnny Carson or even

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Jay Leno were raking in the dot. But he's been

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told by ABC that Jimmy Kimmelive is profitable. Last December,

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Disney extended Kimmel's contract for one year, more than the

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typical three year renewal. Jimmy Kimmel said, everything is so

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tumultuous that seemed to make sense. It's definitely not how

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it's gone in the past. The current contract expires May

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twenty twenty seven. Kimmell says it's important to me to

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be responsible. I know I could go out in a

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blaze of glory and get a lot of applause for it,

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but it would be a very selfish thing to do.

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Kimmel is thinking about the end of the show. He

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told Vulture six years ago, I told him I thought

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I was done when Biden was president, but he wants

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to end on his own terms. Kimmel's producer Aaron Irwin

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said he's been talking about leaving for a while. She'd

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like to see the show continue through the twenty twenty

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eight election, but I don't know if Jimmy can do

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it for that long. He's tired. Kimmel will take a

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break this summer. Johnny Mack has said, I think that's

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a strategic mistake, and you should grab the Colbert diaspora.

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But maybe Kimbill doesn't care. If he's thinking about ending

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the show, I don't know I would have him on

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this summer. His break will start after the Knicks win

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the NBA Championship. Kimill's break starts after the NBA Final

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on June nineteenth. Normally, renewal conversations would be underway by now,

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but as of late May, they haven't begun. Kimil said,

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It's an unusual position to be in, but I do

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still have a year left on my contract and that's

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what I agreed to do. Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel won a

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Peabody Award and gave a speech Let's listen to Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: I'd say I.

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Speaker 3: Felt pretty dumb a lot of times in my life,

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but I've never felt dumber than I do right now,

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being on stage with this group of people who expose

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the horrors of ice on prison abuse and protests against

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the Vietnam War teacher who took on Putin. I called

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our president fatty shack and blobbed the builder and Leiger

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Woods and the hungry, hungry hypocrite, our fondling father Malardo Cintandella,

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and no Stra dumbass, And somehow we.

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Speaker 1: Got a peabody out of that move.

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Speaker 3: Making jokes about the president in America shouldn't win you

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a prize. We have the right guaranteed by the Constitution

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to criticize and satirize our leaders, as is a right

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that many of us take for granted. It's one that

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I took for granted for the first fifty seven years

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of my life until September of last year, when the

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FCC delivered a very unpleasant surprise. But then I experienced

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something that surprised me even more. I watched as millions

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of people, even some from across the aisle objected. They

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spoke up, they marched, they canceled, their subscriptions to Star

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Wars because they refused to allow our freedoms to be

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bulldozed like the East Wing of the White House.

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Speaker 1: They sent a message.

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Speaker 3: You sent a message that we do care, and we

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will stand up, and that we will not stand by

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when comedy and journalism and dissent are censored and regulated

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and criminalized.

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Speaker 2: Jo Rogan was talking with Harland Williams about the roost

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of Kevin Hart. Joe Rogan thinks some comedians.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'll let him explain it. I'm pretty sure he's talking

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about Chelsea Handler here, But you tell me. I've made

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edits for both language and pacing.

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Speaker 1: To defend Tony to everybody. Yeah he's a great guy. Yeah,

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he's a great guy. Yea, yeah, he's just like in

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that world. You have to understand the roast world. That

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is not the real world. Kids, That is you're going

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for blood. You know, like if you're in a cage

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fight and you elbow someone in the face, it's not

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because you're a bad person. You have like that is

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your job. That's the game we're playing. These are the

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rules that we're under. And so when you see people

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complain about it, see I understand the general public that's

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not aware of what roasts are because the reality of

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roasts are especially for like if you're a twenty two

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year old kid, the last time they were roasts on

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television before the Tom Brady Bros. Was literally ten years ago. Yeah,

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like do you remember the Charlie Sheen Rose, the Donald

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Trump Rose, the Comedy Central roast. They saw them all

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the time, all the time. They were a long time ago. Yeah,

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it's a long time in the zeitgeys, right, So those

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things don't exist to kids. To kids, comedy is joking

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about stuff. Comedy is Chris Rock, Comedy is Kevin Hart,

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Comedy is Luis c K. That's what they think of

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comedy as they don't under they don't even understand the

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jokes like that this is roast. Jokes are mean. They've

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always been mean. They could be cruel to personal, ruthless.

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They were brutal, they were brutal. Patrecea would just eviscerate

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the entire stadium those things. The thing is, like, if

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you're a person and you're not accustomed to roast and

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you don't get why those jokes are so mean. I

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get it. But comedians, comedians that are getting upset about

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these roast jokes, you know what this is. You know

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exactly what this. You're a trader. You're just using this

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moment to try to boost yourself up, to try to

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like knock down what's happening in these things. You could

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disagree with the content, you could say, I think they

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went too far with this. I don't think, but this

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this pretending that these people are actual racists and Nazis

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just because they're telling these jokes that are in a roast.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be careful with this next one because I

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don't want to visit from anybody wearing sunglasses. George Lopez

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made a joke about a very very famous person like picture,

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like a really famous person that's in the news all

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the time. And George Lopez made a joke about that person.

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A few minutes after the joke, he received a phone

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call telling him expect a visit from guys in sunglasses.

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You know I'm talking about those guys. Here is George

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Lopez talking to Shaquille O'Neil. I've made some edits because

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Speaker 4: I was with Cedric and his daughter at the chateau

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for a birthday, drinking some champagne. I leave, I get

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in the car. I turned my phone on Instagram had

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said this was probably like maybe four and a half

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years ago. Allegedly Iran had offered an eighty million dollar bounty,

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and I put in there, we'll.

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Speaker 1: Do it for half.

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Speaker 4: And I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even home yet.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't even home, and my publicist school whenever round,

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my publicist calls, it's just like, oh, I said, hello,

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where are you? I said, up in the car. But

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but but where were you? Where have you been? And

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I told her man and uh, she said, it's it's big,

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like it's big. And Fox had these people that you know,

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he should be arrested. Of course, yeah, so I had.

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one day I get up in the morning, I walked

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by it. I stopped against my attention and said, George

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George Lobe, you should expect the visit early next The

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same thing that was all the thing. They told me,

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and they came over. Attorney with me and they come

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Speaker 2: Ronnie Chang was at Harvard class day and unleashed on AI.

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He said, can I say fai fi fai? He didn't

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say f he said the full word there. Chang said,

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it's stupid. It's so stupid. If you tried using it,

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it's always wrong. AI says that Harvard has a fifty

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six point nine billion dollar endowment and that the Harvard

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There's no way that's true. I mean, that's ridiculous. How

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bad are these AI hallucinations? Getting? The mission of your

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generation is to destroy AI, kill it. Ronnie Chang explains,

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the creating is the fun part. The best part in

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comedy writing is figuring out the puzzle pieces of a

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joke and getting the self regard from having accomplished a

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different thing. Why would I want AI to take it

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away from me? On mattin Sheen's Secret podcast, The Guys

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discussed communism. Here's a clip I've made an edit for language.

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Speaker 5: Watch the Little documentary on Mals dung.

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Speaker 1: What's he up to?

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Speaker 5: He's dead, but he killed a lot of people in

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the way out a lot. It's important to study communism, yeah,

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because you know the youngsters these days, they think it's

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far out and fly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird.

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Speaker 5: It's not usually results in about fifty million people dying.

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that's you know again, I've been making the YouTube debates

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spear watching that and that's a big one, Like how

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you uncomfortable calling yourself a communist if that many people died?

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Speaker 1: It's like, no, we shared.

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Speaker 5: It's like it starts with the seizure of private property exactly.

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Speaker 5: It built from the government taking everyone's property. Well, the

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government's terrible. Yeah, I don't trust them with anything, it'd

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be horrible. Why do people want to give them more power?

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Speaker 2: New England Patriots fans not happy with Matt Rife. Why

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quarterback Drake May held a celebrity softball game on Sunday night.

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Some of the participants comedian Matt Rife Patriot's running back

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Ramandre Stevenson. On one play during the game, Matt Riife

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got a bad throat a first base after what looked

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He got caught up in a rundown. Rife wound up

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aggressively sliding into second base and took out the legs

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of the Patriots running back. Can you imagine if you

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lost your running back because Matt Rife slid into second base. Luckily,

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Stevenson appeared to be okay after the play. John mulaney

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has shared the new entry in his book Club. He

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wrote on social media, it's on threads. If I recall correctly,

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Hello from a wahwah somewhere outside Washington, DC. Mlanie reads

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by Willie Vlauton. M'laney says, I've read this in a day,

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just in love with the characters. Very funny people in

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some cases, very tragic, very human. Reminded me a lot

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of one of my favorite movies, Joe by David Gordon Green.

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I'm really a sucker for any story of an older

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person taking a lost kid under their wing. This one

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is electric. Buy it at your favorite bookstore. Meanwhile, Tig

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Nataro has joined the cast of Beach Read. Character details

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are under wraps, but in Beach Read, idealistic romance novelist

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January Andrews and cynical literary fiction writer Augustus Gus Everett

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played by Patrick Schwarzenegger, have at least one thing in common,

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a serious case of writer's block. When they unexpectedly find

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themselves living next door to each other in a small

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Lake Michigan beach town for the summer, they strike an

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unlikely bet to swap genres, and the lines between fiction

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and romance begin to blur. Exciting. Huh all right, I

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don't feel like playing the Gossip Corner song today, but

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we are on Gossip Corner. This was on Threads. There

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is an account called Assistance versus Agents. Their description the

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next Generation of Entertainment. We can contact a team Warner

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Bailey at United Talent dot com and we are told

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there are jobs, news and interviews every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

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Now on Monday they posted ever wonder what some of

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the biggest comedians request on their writers? And I was like,

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I do so I don't know is this one hundred

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percent accurate or is this totally made up? We are

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on gossip corner here. Use this information at your discretion.

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But according to this post on threads dot com, Bill

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Burr's writer asks for two Kind bars, two Cliff bars,

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two Quest chocolate brownie protein bars, two Quest chocolate chip

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protein cookies, two Deer packwater cases, six bottles of unsweetened

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iced tea can be pure Leaf or Golden Peak. Dave

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Chappelle's writer apparently includes American Spirit cigarettes, two Blue too black.

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Kevin Hart He's never in the news. Apparently Kevin Hart

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needs parentheses, thirty six parentheses, twelve bottles of spring water,

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and then it says keep twelve bottles at room temperature.

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So I'm guessing thirty six total, but twelve of them

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room temperature and the other twenty four presumably cold. The

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alleged Kevin Hart writer also asks for simply brand fruit punch,

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half a gallon, simply brand lemonade, half a gallon simply

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brand watermelon, half a gallon, a Curriig coffee machine, some

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assorted k cups, two boxes of lit would iv any flavor,

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but no strawberry, so that's not any flavor. It's any flavor.

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Butt strawberry, a Canada dry ginger, ale x L dudewipes.

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So Kevin Hart was very thirsty and now he needs

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some dude wipes. Are you familiar with dudewipes? If you

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go to dudewipes dot com, they will tell you we

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make flushable wipes, billions of them assembled right here in

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the USA. They're tagline billions of butts wiped. That's on

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Kevin Hart's writer. Where what else does he want? Pathwater,

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Essentia or Icelantic water, twelve bottles of those four diet

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Doctor Pepper twelve ounce or sixteen ounce. It's not like

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Kevin Hart's Picky Sea. Four smart energy drinks are sorted,

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and he's also down with the unsweetened iced tea pure

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Leaf or Golden Peak. Gabriel Iglesias, his writer asks for

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cold brew coffee Stumptown preferred. Joe Coy, he want host

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of the Golden Globes. It made a horrible, mean joke

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about Cheryl Swift. Wodn't have time for that. Joe Coy

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is asking for six twenty ounce hydration water bottles. Essensia

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can be a substitute Alisa Dieke would like two Celsius

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Energy d Inks orange please, and six bottles of Mountain

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Valley Spring Waters not sparkling. Hannibal Burrs would like kind

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bars two of those. And our last writer is from

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Tom Sigura, who, according to assistants versus agents, would like

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four Liquid Death rest In Peach cans, four Stumptown Cold

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pel els, six bottles of Harmless Harvest coconut water, four

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Fever Tree on Cater's can's blue label. I don't even

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know what that is. Two RX bars Dealer's choice, ten

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Go Marco macro bars, berry or lemon flavor preferred, and

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we're told you can get those at Whole Foods. There

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are six sparkling waters, Popochico lime or grapefruit please.

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Speaker 1: Can you mention?

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Speaker 2: Rob Anderson has his debut special. It's out on YouTube today.

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It's called Are You Afraid of the Nineties. We are

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told that Rob Anderson is known online as the King

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of Nostalgia and has built up a cult following through

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his celebrating and roasting of the most chaotic retro pop

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culture moments taped during a sold out show in Vancouver.

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The special revisits the movies, television and pop culture moments

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that shaped the generation and Bill Cosby in the news.

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An LA County Superior Court judge has denied Bill Cosby's

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request for a new trial after Drury recently found Bill

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Cosby was liable for nineteen million dollars in damages for

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a civil sex assault case. Judge Bradley S. Phillips ruled

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on Friday that Bill Cosby did not prove there was

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any irregularity in the court proceedings that would have presented

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Bill Cosby from getting a fair trial, and the damages

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awarded to his accuser were not excessive. In March, a

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woman was awarded nineteen point two five million dollars in

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damages after she sued Bill Cosby in twenty twenty three,

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alleging that Cosby had drugged and sexually assaulted her in

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nineteen seventy two after escorting her to one of his shows.

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Someday on this program, after the death of Bill Cosby,

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I'm going to tell you a story all this month.

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It's June. We're asking you we Who's we? John? Who's WII? I?

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Don't know me. I I Hey, I'm asking you to

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share the show. That's what we're doing this June. So

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if you like the show, you're gonna go, Hey, buddy,

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there's this podcaster. I kind of like him. He's weird,

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but you'll dig it. It's called Daily Comedy News. And

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I don't know what you do then, I don't know.

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You grab the guy's phone and you download the show,

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or or you're send him a picture. I don't know

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what you do. You figure that part out? Who is

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my dog barking at? Did Amazon?

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Speaker 1: Come?

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Speaker 2: I bet Amazon come? Can you hear the dog on

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the microphone? You might not be able to, but boy,

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I can hear the dog.

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Speaker 1: Dog.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell the people to share the show,

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and now they're all distracted because this is a dog

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barking and I'm distracted. All right, just share the show.

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That's what we're doing. Don't forget to follow the show

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on Spotify. I've actually turned on the comments now, so

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instead of me telling you, hey, what do you comment

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and you're like, hey, idiot, the comments are off, you

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can actually comment now. Thank you Justin for pointing that out.

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At three forty two am in the morning and I

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think that's it. Oh Nick, Tonight, Go Nix go. The

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New York Nicks are in the finals. If you're looking

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for me at a thirty pm Eastern time, I will

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be in the comfy cheer Go Nix. See you tomorrow