WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:02.919 Nikki, thanks for saving my life. Look, can we just 2 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:05.599 pretend that never happened. I don't want everyone at school 3 00:00:05.599 --> 00:00:07.120 to go around thinking I like you. 4 00:00:07.320 --> 00:00:09.880 I don't get you. You're hot, you're cold? What is 5 00:00:09.919 --> 00:00:10.320 your deal? 6 00:00:11.080 --> 00:00:11.359 Bart? 7 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:14.279 You've got a few things to learn about women, and 8 00:00:14.359 --> 00:00:17.000 I will never tell you what they are. I give 9 00:00:17.120 --> 00:00:18.160 up Samelliolator. 10 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:25.559 I love you. 11 00:00:26.679 --> 00:00:44.719 Four Finger Discount, dude. 12 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:46.479 Welcome to four Finger Discount. With this week, we're gonna 13 00:00:46.479 --> 00:00:50.280 be stealing some bases, specifically first base. I'm Dan, O yes, 14 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:53.200 and I'm guy. Will we get to second base this episode? 15 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:53.920 That is the question? 16 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:56.479 I certainly hope not. I don't want to be to 17 00:00:56.479 --> 00:00:58.880 bunk over the head and drag into a cave that 18 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:01.399 feels like very much our working relationship, doesn't it. 19 00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:03.280 No. I've got a friend of mine who's currently I 20 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:06.000 was like, there's this because his son is Elliot's friend. 21 00:01:06.239 --> 00:01:07.200 And I was like, do you want to come over 22 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:10.200 and play on the Scoreliday's like in South Australia venturing 23 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.000 through caves and I was like, really caves, Okay. I 24 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:14.159 was like, don't end up this guy? And then the 25 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:16.560 guy they got stuck upside down? Have you seen that? Story. 26 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:18.159 I think I might have heard about it, but tell 27 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:20.760 me more. You know, there's there's more terrible ways to die. 28 00:01:20.799 --> 00:01:23.200 You know, they're burning a lot, being eaten by a shark. Right, 29 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:25.319 But this guy, you know those ones that go through 30 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:28.519 really tight gaps. Oh yeah, and he went over a bend, 31 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:31.040 so essentially he's going through this. This is his head. 32 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:32.760 He went to a gap thinking it would go further 33 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:34.760 down and it was just it's a dead end. So 34 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:36.280 he was stuck in a gap like that and they 35 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:37.799 couldn't pull him out, and he just died in there, 36 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:42.480 just died stuck like that. Oh no, horrific. Yeah, that's terrible. 37 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:44.040 I'll show you the picture. Oh I don't want to 38 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:46.640 see that. He's not of actually him. It's a diary 39 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:49.359 of what it would have been like. Yeah, that's going 40 00:01:49.439 --> 00:01:53.480 to be disturbing enough watch this. Yeah. John Edwood Jones 41 00:01:53.519 --> 00:01:54.799 was the guy like that. 42 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:57.879 Oh my god. So I got stuck and like man, he. 43 00:01:57.920 --> 00:01:59.239 Went down and realized he couldn't go in it, but 44 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:01.079 he couldn't be back out. I couldn't bend his body 45 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:05.799 to get out, so it was just stuck. John Edward terrible, right, 46 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:09.639 Nutty Putty Cave Yeah, what's it called nutty putty cave? 47 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:13.280 It was that's even I want to say undignified. But 48 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:15.639 imagine like, look, that's his legs there, look died in 49 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:20.840 the nutty putty cave. That's his feet. Sorry, man, that's horrific. 50 00:02:20.479 --> 00:02:23.840 Isn't it that? That's a ship way to go? Yeah, anyway. 51 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:29.000 Ship ways to go stealing first. But I would like 52 00:02:29.039 --> 00:02:32.639 this more than you did. I think that seems look, 53 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:35.199 as is often the case, we will talk about it. 54 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:36.960 I imagine we're like, oh, that wasn't bad. 55 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:39.919 Again. It's similar to our last season twenty one review. 56 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:43.759 I know being your parent is starting to go through 57 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:47.240 the things that Bart is going through here, and I 58 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:49.120 think we've all been through this as men. I think 59 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:51.159 from a male's perspective, this is a lot more relatable 60 00:02:51.199 --> 00:02:55.000 than a female's perspective. They paint females kind of crazy 61 00:02:55.199 --> 00:02:57.520 in this one. Yeah, here's the thing. 62 00:02:57.560 --> 00:02:59.520 If you're going to be sort of tackling an issue 63 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:02.759 like the this, which is because they bring up things 64 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:04.719 like not necessarily sexual harassment. 65 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:12.919 But where's the panda issue again South Park? But Simpsons 66 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:14.719 was she did at first? South? I did it? 67 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:18.759 Issues of consent? It's a relevant issue. I think it's 68 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:22.400 I mean not necessarily that the Simpsons, as we said 69 00:03:22.439 --> 00:03:24.719 the other day on a previous issue, has to do 70 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:27.840 a very special episode about it. But I think if 71 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:30.199 you're going to sort of raise the topic, it's like, oh, 72 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:33.439 you kissed me, and it's not it's not what I wanted, 73 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:35.919 or I mean, actually do a really good job, like 74 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:37.719 that's my first kiss, I'm never going to have another one, 75 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:39.719 and it's not exactly what I wanted or it's not 76 00:03:39.840 --> 00:03:42.960 something I invited to then turn Nicky into this girl 77 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:44.360 who's like, she's hot and she's cold. 78 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:46.960 She's yes, and she really liked it. She just didn't 79 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:50.199 want to know that she really liked it. Painting her 80 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:52.199 is like a sadistic sociopath. 81 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:56.240 Yeah, you're presenting, you know, an issue that is actually 82 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:59.280 important and then you're undermining it completely. 83 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:00.439 I thought the same thing at moments. 84 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:02.479 Yeah, yeah, And I don't know that kind of put 85 00:04:02.479 --> 00:04:05.159 me off a bit because I really like what Sarah 86 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:06.439 Silvan brought to the table. 87 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:09.879 As Nicky, I thought, pretty much, is Sarah Silverman to 88 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:11.919 a t? That character? Is that kind of is Yeah? 89 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:15.039 Yeah, I mean I was initially thinking he's doing this voice, 90 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:17.720 is this Aubrey Plaza, because you know, pretty much Sarah 91 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:21.439 Silverman walked over Aubrey Plaza could run. But but I 92 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:23.319 thought she did a really, really good job and was 93 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:24.199 a really good character. 94 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:27.879 I liked who She feels like a character that could 95 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.000 stick around. Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah. 96 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:34.319 The whole undermining of the whole consent issue, it felt 97 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.439 a little sort of old man Shakespeistic cloud in a 98 00:04:36.439 --> 00:04:36.920 lot of ways. 99 00:04:37.399 --> 00:04:38.759 I was like, what is the point are they trying 100 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:42.360 to say they think that it's too everyone's too soft 101 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:42.959 these days? 102 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:45.480 Yeah, very much as it hardened up. Is this overreach 103 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:48.160 all that kind of stuff. So it felt like a 104 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:49.800 bit of a confused episode to me. 105 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:51.519 In that regard, you need to have the message at 106 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:54.399 the end of saying, but you kissing her not okay. 107 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:58.519 You can't kiss people unannounced. It's not okay, because you know, 108 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:02.279 you try and teach kids at school. In Holly Alliott said, 109 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:03.839 the girls are trying to kiss me the other day. 110 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:04.920 I didn't want them to like that was I was 111 00:05:04.920 --> 00:05:06.120 trying to play foot. They kept trying to come and 112 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:08.480 kiss me, and I was like, you can say no, mate. 113 00:05:08.759 --> 00:05:10.040 He's like yeah, but they were just you know, they 114 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:12.160 were they were trying to I was like, so is 115 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:13.839 the other way around. It was the girls were trying 116 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:16.199 to kiss Alliott and it was just it was like, 117 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:18.040 I just want to play footy. And he got home 118 00:05:18.120 --> 00:05:19.639 he was like, he wasn't upset that the girls were 119 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:21.839 kissing him. He was upset that they interested his football, 120 00:05:21.879 --> 00:05:25.240 for sure. But I was like, I try to explain 121 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:28.079 to Aliot and to Holly as well. Do not touch people, 122 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:31.399 I said, especially now said it is very important. You 123 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:34.480 do not touch anyone unless you they know you're going 124 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:37.560 to touch them, or you ask them first, even given hugs. 125 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:42.199 It sounds silly, it does, but you know, just you 126 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:43.040 gotta be careful. 127 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:46.600 Yeah, I mean I don't know what I done. It 128 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:48.800 was like in your day. I mean back when, Yeah, 129 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:50.279 back when I was a kid, Like at first of 130 00:05:50.319 --> 00:05:53.279 all a child and then a teenager, it was a 131 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:57.439 little more sort of I hate to say, you know, 132 00:05:57.560 --> 00:05:59.639 consent wasn't much as much of an issue or much 133 00:05:59.639 --> 00:06:02.279 of an you certainly weren't going. 134 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:04.000 To Freddy Krueger and Freddie west Is Jason. Yeah, I 135 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:06.079 say no no, but your lips your lips say no no, 136 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:11.199 but I say yes yes. It's like holy shit, you were. 137 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:13.360 You were sort of going by instinct and vibes in 138 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:16.360 a lot of way. Yes, and if you didn't, you're 139 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:18.319 even here to this. That was your instinct of I 140 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:21.560 want this. I'm taking it that that kind of yeah. Yeah, 141 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:24.079 not good, No, No, I mean, certainly, I look back 142 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:25.360 at some of the things I did when I was, 143 00:06:25.399 --> 00:06:29.519 you know, a young, horny pre teen or whatever. I 144 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:33.279 was like that was pretty dubious on my part. Of course, 145 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:35.800 even then, there were people who went beyond the pale 146 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:38.439 in that regard who were also I know some guys 147 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:40.480 who were a bit I'm not going to say raypie, 148 00:06:40.519 --> 00:06:42.720 that's not that's not the term, but you know, got 149 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:46.560 a little coming Yeah, little hands, a little hands, as 150 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:49.480 says he, and it's very much a Bart's girlfriend vibe 151 00:06:49.519 --> 00:06:51.600 this episode. Yeah, And even I back in those days 152 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:52.959 was going dude, not cool. 153 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:53.079 Now. 154 00:06:53.079 --> 00:06:55.720 I was saying the shit in the eighties. So you 155 00:06:55.759 --> 00:06:56.800 would have that occasionally. 156 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:59.360 But that was a problem that people didn't speak up. 157 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:02.160 That's true. Yeah, But I just thought this episode here, 158 00:07:02.279 --> 00:07:03.920 Nikki right, it's okay to make her this hot and 159 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:07.279 cold character, but have her get repercussions. We'll have her 160 00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:09.120 learned something acause she shouldn't arn anything. There was no 161 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:11.560 she wasn't hold accountable for her behavior. That's right. Yeah, 162 00:07:11.600 --> 00:07:15.680 but the Bard's character was dragged through the mud and 163 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:18.399 she didn't get held accountable for it. Yeah. Yes, he 164 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:20.439 kissed her, but she was They would seem like they 165 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:23.079 were having a good time together, right, Still shouldn't have 166 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:24.600 kissed unannounced? Well, here's the thing. 167 00:07:25.319 --> 00:07:29.680 If I'm having a lovely time skateboarding with someone, there's 168 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:33.360 a vibe vibe yes, and you've stopped all this physical 169 00:07:33.399 --> 00:07:35.800 activity and says what should we do next? And someone 170 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:37.399 says it in the way that Nikki says it in 171 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:40.360 this episode. I don't know I would be inclined to 172 00:07:40.399 --> 00:07:43.439 view it as an invitation to maybe give me a kiss. 173 00:07:43.879 --> 00:07:46.879 And you hear all the time from women and men 174 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:51.480 it's kind of like sometimes not asking permission or asking 175 00:07:51.519 --> 00:07:54.040 to go the next step is kind of sexier and 176 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:56.480 kind of more appreciated. It kind of kills the mood. 177 00:07:56.480 --> 00:08:00.279 If he said I'm going to kiss you now, it's like, really, hi. 178 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:01.759 Went Homer says it in the way he was, Yes, 179 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:03.199 I'm going to hug you and kiss you, and I'm 180 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.120 never gonna let you go and you're like, well that's beautiful. 181 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:07.639 Well, yeah, I don't know. I'm no longer out in 182 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:10.240 the dating wilderness. When I met the lovely Louise and 183 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:14.120 we hit it off. Sorry to be revealing stuff, honey, 184 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:14.639 but I mean. 185 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:21.839 I was kissed since guy Davis, this guy, I think 186 00:08:21.839 --> 00:08:23.519 it was fairly obviously we were going to that we 187 00:08:23.519 --> 00:08:24.279 were going to kiss. 188 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:26.800 But I said, but it's the first date. Yeah, but 189 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:29.120 I said, I'd really like to kiss you right now. 190 00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:31.079 She basically said, how about it? 191 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:34.360 So I'm like, so you asked permission, Well that's there. Yeah. 192 00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:36.200 I mean I did my due diligence in that regard, 193 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:38.440 but there was also yeah, but the vibe was like 194 00:08:38.799 --> 00:08:40.480 we're going to do this, are we? Yeah, but you know, 195 00:08:40.919 --> 00:08:44.360 get the get the green light. Yeah, but don't necessarily 196 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:46.559 phrase dating tips from your power guy Davis. 197 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:49.679 It's like, I am asking your permission to kiss you 198 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:53.720 right now. So Nickol and I didn't kiss till the 199 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:58.720 third date, right because I was just like, I really 200 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:02.039 really liked this girl. I was like, if I kiss her, 201 00:09:02.559 --> 00:09:04.159 I know it's probably that's going to be it. And 202 00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:06.279 it was just this fear of I knew Nicola was 203 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:08.840 the one I just knew on the first date. Apparently 204 00:09:08.879 --> 00:09:10.399 I went home, I don't remember. Mom's like you came 205 00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:12.039 home from the first and said, I'm probably gonna marry 206 00:09:12.080 --> 00:09:13.679 this girl. That's what you said to it. But I 207 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:15.720 was like, I know, though I kiss her, I'm probably 208 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:19.679 just me. I'm in love And Nicholas Nicholas said on 209 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:22.279 the third one, I was gonna leave and she saw 210 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:24.080 I leant in for a kiss, and I was like, okay, 211 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:26.279 well I'll kiss her then and then because I wasn't 212 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:28.039 quite sure if she still liked me or not. And 213 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:30.320 Nicholas like, I was just waiting for you to kiss me. 214 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:32.639 The whole time, and she's like I. 215 00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:35.399 Had to lean in and basically, you can't fucking kiss me. 216 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:39.879 But we're getting mixed messages. The talent question is to move. 217 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:43.320 The first kiss is to movement. Nicholas like, we need 218 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:48.000 to kiss because the telent quest is to move. We 219 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:50.480 do like doing that. Anyone who doesn't Anyone who doesn't 220 00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:52.399 know our south Park podcast, there's no idea what's going on? 221 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:54.440 Say this isn't it when we say that line? Yes, 222 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:55.600 but yeah, listen to going down. 223 00:09:55.519 --> 00:09:56.000 To the south Park. 224 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:58.600 But check out Erection Day Direction Day episode one of 225 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:00.480 our favorites, and we had a lot of fun just 226 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:01.720 saying that line over and over again. 227 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:03.080 And it's one of my favorite dad jokes of all 228 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:05.200 time about the Chinese foods which were of my stomach, 229 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:07.840 but I don't. 230 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:09.960 Have about that and more about stealing first base. 231 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:12.799 Yeah, the story here that Bart forces were a girl 232 00:10:12.840 --> 00:10:15.200 in the Approbably it's another fourth grade which have never 233 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:17.440 seen me? Yeah, what's going on here? And it feels 234 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:20.480 like a completely different school. Yeah, different teachers, Like well, 235 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:23.159 I mean, how have we never seen these kids before? 236 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:25.480 They say, the fourth grade are doing it? Like, we've 237 00:10:25.480 --> 00:10:27.600 never seen these kids before, no ever. 238 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:30.799 None of them all and they just not even from 239 00:10:30.799 --> 00:10:32.639 a different school, like from a different show. 240 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.600 Yeah, it was bizarre. Yeah, but they fall. I've got 241 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:37.559 to hear Bart falls for Nikki, but really they fall 242 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:41.600 for each other. Oh yeah, she likes she likes lets 243 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:43.519 him drawing her arm and they fall for each other. 244 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:46.480 And because when I when she first appeared, I thought, oh, 245 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:48.639 they're being me playing this goth girls. And because she 246 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:50.519 likes Twilight Red Moon, I think they call it like 247 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:54.519 the Twilight thing. Sure, then she she acts like because 248 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:57.639 he kisses her after they skateboard together, and then she goes, 249 00:10:57.639 --> 00:10:59.480 oh my god, he kissed me. Then her parents are 250 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:01.759 lawyers and they sue him, and then the school brings 251 00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:03.919 in a policy and no touching policy as a result. 252 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:06.639 I think, if you're going to do this, go all 253 00:11:06.679 --> 00:11:08.240 the way and just have Springfield bring in a no 254 00:11:08.279 --> 00:11:11.159 touching policy and have all the sand out from the 255 00:11:11.159 --> 00:11:14.360 sky and make it so ludicrous. Yes, because this just 256 00:11:14.360 --> 00:11:17.039 feels like the way they handled it here just felt 257 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.120 like you were trying to tackle a real world issue. 258 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:21.679 But you can't tackle this reword issue and make it 259 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:25.080 fun and entertaining and funny if you make it ridiculous. 260 00:11:25.159 --> 00:11:27.480 Oh that's what South aright do. So well, they take 261 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:30.080 an issue that is no touchy, but they blow it 262 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:32.159 so out of proportion. You're like, well, we know they're 263 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:34.360 just taking the piss here exactly. So I think, like 264 00:11:34.879 --> 00:11:38.000 I can envision, like you know, Quimby, this town's having 265 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:40.519 a no touching policy going for it, and like then 266 00:11:40.559 --> 00:11:42.200 the parents like, well we can't touch each other now, 267 00:11:42.200 --> 00:11:43.960 what's going on? And the parents and then we have 268 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:46.080 a whole consent with the parents having sex. Make it 269 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:49.240 Acy Wigham tries to arrest someone, but he can't touch him. Yeah, 270 00:11:49.879 --> 00:11:54.879 he can't restrain them. Snake runs off. Yeah again a 271 00:11:54.879 --> 00:11:58.279 bad snake invitation. But see how eas yell that was 272 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:01.639 fixed it. Thanks for your guys, so easy having to help. Yeah. 273 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:03.200 But because they kept it to just the kids in 274 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:05.919 the school yard, it feels like, oh no, but kids 275 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:08.639 really shouldn't be touching each other under But it's because 276 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:11.159 they're handling in a way that felt realistic to it. 277 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:13.440 Also, yeah, I mean, but this if you're going to 278 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:16.080 be sort of teaching a lesson expanded out for comic 279 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:19.240 book who learned that lesson? Then but then drawback in 280 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:21.600 if you're going to be teaching something, because it did 281 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:23.679 feel like they were trying to sort of explorishes in 282 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:26.720 this because that's the perfect vehicle because kids always have 283 00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:28.799 to learn new shit because they don't know anything. 284 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:30.879 I hate to compare it to South Park Again, I 285 00:12:30.919 --> 00:12:33.440 apologize listeners, but the thing is what they do really well. 286 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.679 They would have taken this topic, blown it so far 287 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:38.279 out of proportion Parker and Stone style, but at the 288 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.440 end of it, there's a you know what, we learned 289 00:12:40.440 --> 00:12:42.799 something today, and they always have the message of this 290 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:45.600 was the point of this episode. Yes, it was ridiculous, 291 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:48.360 it was unreal, it was bizarre as absurd, But at 292 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:49.960 the end of the day, there's always a message that 293 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:52.200 you want to make sure you guys at home understand. 294 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:55.159 Yes, like, hey, we're all human beings, and human beings 295 00:12:55.279 --> 00:12:57.720 do like to touch one we're social creatures. But at 296 00:12:57.720 --> 00:13:00.559 the same time is important you don't want to be 297 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:03.399 doing it without someone's permission. Hey, we learned something, but 298 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:06.240 no one learns anything in this episode. It's well, we 299 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:07.960 can't help bad He's going to die because we have 300 00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:12.080 no touching mocking the policy, mocking, Well we can't, you know, 301 00:13:12.440 --> 00:13:14.559 we can't save bart now because we can't we can't 302 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:17.039 touch him. I'd rather die than get sued by your parents. 303 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:18.960 And she's like, screw that, and she gives him the 304 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:21.360 mouth to mouth and mouth and mouth and saves him. 305 00:13:21.480 --> 00:13:25.200 But there was no lesson learned there at all. We 306 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:27.360 don't see her parents again, We don't see anything we 307 00:13:27.399 --> 00:13:33.200 do not. Yeah, maybe I'm not going to enjoy this 308 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:34.639 episode talking about it. 309 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:36.519 We'll talk about it though. That The other thing, too, 310 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:38.639 is the other story of this episode. This is the 311 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:41.279 one that got me shake in my head. Scratch my head, 312 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:44.399 actually kiss you could say so Lisa again is feeling 313 00:13:44.399 --> 00:13:46.720 like an outside because she's a high achiever. We've had 314 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:49.600 this a million times, right, but this just felt like 315 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:52.679 a story they crammed in just to get Michelle Obama 316 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:55.360 on the show, right, And it wasn't voiced by her. 317 00:13:55.960 --> 00:13:58.440 That's the thing I was really surprising, Like this didn't 318 00:13:58.480 --> 00:14:02.000 sound like Michelle Obama. No, it was what'scar nominated actress 319 00:14:02.200 --> 00:14:05.720 Angela Bassett What Are the Greats? Also personal favorite guy 320 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:08.440 Davis when over EF, I'm gonna marry you Angela Bassett Man, 321 00:14:08.480 --> 00:14:09.000 she's so hot. 322 00:14:10.039 --> 00:14:13.080 But if you can't get but Michelle Obama, why do 323 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.240 you just scrap this? Exactly right? There's no point for 324 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:18.360 this and this and this episode. It feels like if 325 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:20.320 you're gonna have if you're gonna get Michelle Obama on 326 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:22.360 the episode, I understand. 327 00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:24.960 Well, if you're going to do this whole up with 328 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:28.320 people be a high achiever thing, using you know, the 329 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:31.399 former first Lady of the United States as your mouthpiece 330 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:35.279 for it. Yeah, having someone who is not Michelle Obama 331 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:37.559 do it, it's I know, what's say It negates the message, 332 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:38.759 it doesn't, but it also is. 333 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:39.840 Like, what the hell is going on? 334 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:43.720 And apparently she she Yeah, they tried together. They I 335 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:45.960 think she sent back a rejection letters and could try 336 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:47.759 what she should have said, a cake saying at least 337 00:14:47.799 --> 00:14:49.639 you tried. Yeah, in all honestly, but it's there. 338 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:53.320 Well, Angela Bassett's a good get have her do it? 339 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:55.399 But yeah, but do the kids at home, to whom 340 00:14:55.440 --> 00:15:00.720 Angela Bassett is fucking should They probably wouldn't. But my 341 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:05.120 theory is, though, if you can get Michelle Obama do 342 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:07.799 this right, because you know, having the first lady on 343 00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:10.159 the show, big big deal, right, Oh, absolutely, and her 344 00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:12.639 having this message fantastic in the Simpsons, the positive message. 345 00:15:13.440 --> 00:15:16.159 If it's not her, you just come across like it 346 00:15:16.159 --> 00:15:19.200 feels counterfit. Yeah, it feels fake, Yeah, because she's not 347 00:15:19.240 --> 00:15:22.879 saying and she didn't in real life. She didn't actually 348 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:25.639 want to do this, So I was like, why would 349 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:27.519 you have then her be the voice of it? Yeah, 350 00:15:27.559 --> 00:15:29.879 it undermines everything if she did. 351 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:33.559 Yeah, because I don't think the whole I mean, I'm 352 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:35.279 sure that believing in yourself and all that kind of 353 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:38.039 thing is part of her message or part of her 354 00:15:38.080 --> 00:15:39.679 platform as the first Lady, or what of it but 355 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:42.080 it never really sort of struck me as kind of 356 00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:43.759 the thing that she was out there promoting. It's like, 357 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:45.320 I believe in yourself that kind of thing. 358 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:46.519 I think Spice did more to. 359 00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:55.120 Why why wasn't Ginger Spice on the indeed, why wasn't 360 00:15:55.159 --> 00:15:57.200 she on the on the message board sort of big 361 00:15:57.240 --> 00:16:00.000 upping Lisa? That was so girls never on the same 362 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.840 since they feel like they were, they never it just 363 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:08.720 feels like that they are perfect for Springfield, right, Oh, absolutely, yeah, 364 00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:10.559 or at least you know when even when they went 365 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:12.279 to England when what year was. 366 00:16:12.360 --> 00:16:14.399 A lot longer. I think it was like they were 367 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:16.279 done by then. I think about two thousand and six, 368 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:20.000 two and seven was still around them had left it. 369 00:16:20.799 --> 00:16:23.639 That was it. There's the Spice Girls. Spicyils was done 370 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:26.399 by two thousand and one. The documentary is really good 371 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:28.039 about the Spice Girls. Oh I remember it was a 372 00:16:28.080 --> 00:16:30.840 good five year run they had. Oh sure, yeah, that's 373 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:36.519 why I married a British redhead sill. 374 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:38.639 So yeah, that were the main things. And there's a 375 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:40.960 like it's not necessarily a subplot. It's what our friend 376 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:45.399 would call a runner running gag, except it's a gag 377 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:47.240 that you should run away from because it's not pretty good. 378 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:49.399 Pretty good. Apparently Running Man also a movie should run 379 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:51.200 away fro apparently not good. The new one. I didn't 380 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:53.480 enjoy it, and I love the Running Man. Yeah, you 381 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:55.559 always talk about Running Man the Visional, which I haven't seen. 382 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:58.200 I don't know my favorite book. It's a really great book. 383 00:16:58.720 --> 00:17:00.600 And the old movie is m movie. 384 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:04.200 It's fine, but yeah, the new Running Man with Glenn 385 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:07.720 Powell is like, I'm not enjoying this, and guess what 386 00:17:07.799 --> 00:17:08.559 else I'm not enjoying. 387 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:10.480 I'm the running fan away from this movie. 388 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:13.680 I'm not a running fan of the Running Man, but 389 00:17:13.720 --> 00:17:15.480 I'm not a gag. I'm not a fan of the 390 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:21.200 gag that has Nelson taking his vision impaired classmate under 391 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:21.640 his wing. 392 00:17:21.799 --> 00:17:24.200 Either's one of my favorite moments. Really, I liked it. 393 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:26.400 I liked it that the payoff was that he got 394 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:27.119 him back in the end. 395 00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:30.359 It could have been done better. What did you not like? 396 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:33.279 What was it not? Like, well, we're doing favorite moments. 397 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:36.559 Yeah, yeah, I was saying there was this was a 398 00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:39.720 gag that I did not enjoy, and you were agreeing 399 00:17:39.759 --> 00:17:40.359 on something. 400 00:17:40.359 --> 00:17:41.799 Oh, yeah, there's something that's not good in this. Oh 401 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:43.559