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Speaker 1: And you will get weigh him twerking his hot little body.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine Lee pulling this off in a kimo?

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Speaker 1: Now I can't, Hi, Lo, Welcome to another brand smack

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new episode of another blowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan.

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My name is Dylan, and that is Pat. His name

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is Pat.

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Speaker 2: Permission to come aboard granted? What's up, bitch? Oh not much?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So cool news, cool updates, cool news, what are they?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 1: What are the cool updates and cool news from our world?

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Speaker 2: Our world?

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Speaker 1: Traders is over?

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Speaker 2: Well that's sad news.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good point. Okay, well that's sad nude. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Summerhouse fans of Summerhouse. Uh, it's a good season. We're

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doing that at patreon dot com post it's a great season.

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Speaker 1: I mean, think about Lindsey Hubbard is pregnant by another

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man in the same house with her. It is kind

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of weird to even think about how fucking bizarre that is.

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And then you've got Jesse Solomon, who I think as

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a girlfriend. Four episodes of the show. It's like really

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really crazy stuff. Paige and Kyle little Lepreconnor fighting, and uh,

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it's gonna be great. So go to patreon dot com

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Slash another podcast network to listen to that. I just

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got back from Seattle. I am so excited to talk

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about Seattle with you. Some of the weirdest people just here.

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They're the weirdest people.

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Speaker 2: So it's not Austin is keep it weird?

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Speaker 1: No, it's I would say, make Seattle less weird than

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you are. So weird and a loof up there. Just

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to give you an example of how fucking insane people are.

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to get my wife some water, and a guy walked

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in and went to the register next to me. He said,

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are you guys still serving breakfast? And the casher said no,

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And I looked at my watch was four fifteen in

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the afternoon. What is happening?

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Speaker 2: Keep Seattle weird?

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Speaker 1: Keep Seattle weird? All right?

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Speaker 2: So you're going to discuss that on aps by the paywall, Yes,

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And I'm going to talk about my five year old's

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birthday party. It was Barbie themed. My wife and I

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we love to We love to talk talks back about

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other parents. We had a bet so our gift bags

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this year. We were trying to be elevate ourselves as

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parents that were doing well, parents of status. That's right,

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that's right. That's how this world works, and so we

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Speaker 1: That's how the private school's sphere in Los Angeles work.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and so we gave Barbie dolls and Lego

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sets away. Yeah, as gifts cost fucking fortune. I'm not bragging.

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I'm an idiot for doing it. And we had a

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bet the night before. What parent is going to say,

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my kid wants this at the start of the party,

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point out a bag.

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Speaker 1: What a specific bet?

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Speaker 2: It is? No, no, no, this is the way it works.

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kids party. But for a parent to point at a

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specific Barbie doll ar Lego set and say my kid

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wants that, that's a special brand of narciss I think

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that you and we nailed it.

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Speaker 1: You invite you know, interlopers into this house all the time.

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The stories I hear of these parents, I mean they

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should be institutionalized. But go to Patron dot comp Session

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on the podcast network for all of that. That's right,

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Reality Gaze. We just sat down with them for a

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long time. It's probably the longest podcast I.

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Speaker 2: Think we did a two hour podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's great fun with those boys.

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Speaker 2: Blind worst season ever, worst season ever.

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Speaker 1: But we are here tonight to talk about the three

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card Monty of women and we Han below deck.

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Speaker 2: Now, this is a good show. This is good reality

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TV unlike Love is Blind.

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Speaker 1: Right, because if you look at the difference in casting

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right now, Love is Blind often recruits traumatized youngsters who

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grow into broken human beings.

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Speaker 1: This is traumatized youngsters who grew up into broken human

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beings that flee the land and go to see Do

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you see how the steaks are higher?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we get some great searera atte History tonight. Beef beefcakes.

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fifty pods fifty pots, Yeah, wow, I thought it was great.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember what happened because I watched this like

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five days ago and I had to carry us back.

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Speaker 1: Deal?

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Speaker 2: No, you have to give you just because I don't

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remember what happens in this episode. At the top of

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my bad I would give it fifty pods.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a great score. Okay, Okay, you clearly have

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a joke that you would like.

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Speaker 2: So the episode begins with Johnny the Decky taking charter

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gusts India, India or India.

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Speaker 1: You got it?

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Speaker 2: Okay. She panics a bit on that scared du Yeah,

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she can't swim, that's right. And I once asked a lifeguard,

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them of the most inappropriate question.

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run downs the beach?

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a bait. Watch okay, And I said, give me the

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best story you ever had as a lifeguard, because I

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always wonder, like, do you just sit in that.

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Speaker 1: Careful of that question, because you get some pretty harrowing stories.

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the ocean. Yeah, and uh, he grabbed onto the person

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to save him, tried to grab him, putting one of

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those booie things around and to hold him up. They

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Speaker 1: Right right, right, right right, And in those moments sometimes

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you know they become the enemy and you have to

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fight for you.

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Speaker 2: Then you have to punch him in the face, knock

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him out and leave him for dead to drown the water,

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because you got to look out for yourself.

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these people. And if they are their too guard life

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and there is something that is threatening two lives instead

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Speaker 1: You have to save the most lives, you have to

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guard of the most love.

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it's so crazy. My my friend Connor, he was it

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in the sand and it came up. He hit his

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foot on the giant hematoma starts to grow, the blood

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pouring into this bulb on top of his foot who

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helps him to the lifeguard station. You know, Jennifer Lawrence.

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Speaker 2: She's probably out there fucking saving some dolphins or something.

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Speaker 1: Now she went to church with us. Isn't that crazy?

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why this is why the rest of the country hates us.

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You know what I mean? We deserve it, Yeah, we do. Anyway,

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I think he gets her back to the boat and

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leaves Johnny out there. Meanwhile, Adare, who I think he

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him because she's like, I wouldn't put that.

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and everybody aboard this best's right, a little bit like

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the opposite of a lifeguard. Yeah he is. He is

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perfect for the show. He is borderline incompetent, dangerously so

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I mean he he rolls up to that jet ski

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with Johnny now drowning, and he's like, I think there

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was a leak in that thing. They're like, yeah, I

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mean we had the discussion about it five minutes ago.

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Speaker 2: This is where the great casting comes in because I'm

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getting ahead of myself. But later on we'll have a

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meeting with hot hot pants who calls him completely out

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on his bullshit. Yeah yeah, listen right, you know are

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we talking about him? Man?

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Speaker 1: Well we're talking about here, okay, all right.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, they drag that fucking thing in and then

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impression or a data kind of impression, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you're part of that same awful tapestry, that's right.

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do it with the help of the coal shovelers, the

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sex traffickers from underneath the bow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you're talking about the engineers. Yes, we're not for them.

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rat vessel. Mean, I don't know what the hell you do?

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They're really the only serious people aboard this vessel, and

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we constantly mocked them. You know, I got to talk

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about it. But fucking alien Romulus, man, you liked it.

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I give you so much shit for watching these alien

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movies over and over and over again. It was fantastic.

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the skinny humanoid one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, his name's Trevor.

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He looks that weird in fucking person. Oh that was

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the xenomorphs right there in this hall way and they're

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all going to go where they come from. I don't

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know why the fuck there are all of a sudden,

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fifty of them. I don't know. She hit the zero

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gravity on him right, and then they're all just floating there.

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up here down Yeah all right, So, uh.

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a dare. She doesn't want any part of him. I

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is lower than the back of that jet ski in the.

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Speaker 1: Watery We love Serena. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh and by the way, this is a great plug.

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Zorena will be on the show on Friday's episode. We're

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interviewing her.

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Speaker 1: Soreing her on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So go to our Facebook group and submit

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your questions. We'll ask is it in person or zoom zoom?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, Well.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully she doesn't listen to this episode. She might not

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want to show up.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you just said something pretty awful about her.

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But I mean I referred to her as her food

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as as pan am you know, cafeteria foos, So I'm

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sure that she's you know, I mean, listen, she's a

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good sport.

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Speaker 2: I listen, I am.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't know that was happening. Do I need

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to get better at the emails because that's okay, yeah,

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that's my bad. Okay, So weigans all smiles. He's like,

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take a picture. We're gonna laugh about this for years

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to come. And the charter guests are pretty chill about

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this because if you look over the bow, what you

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see is really this kind of circus act of these

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sea rats who have no fucking idea what's going on.

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The guests want to bar hop, and what the guests

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want they get, so they will get. It's a willywalk

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a moment. You will get nothing, you will you will get.

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You will get hot ass Captain and Johnny in bathrobes

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or or kimonos, that's right, and you will get weigh

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him twerking his hot little body.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine Lee pulling this off in a kimono?

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Captain hot pats Jason says, we kind of

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owe it to them.

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Speaker 1: What are we going to do for an in memoriam

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because I don't think that he's going to listen. I

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think he's a healthy guy, but you know death can

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come for us at any debt.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's lived a great life.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we really got to think about that, because

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you know this is no Spring Chicken. I mean we

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really we should have a folder in our phone.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, when you make it past

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seventy five, like he has that old bastard you know

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what every day again. I think he's I gotta talk

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to Kate about this. I think Bravo is giving them

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a show to recap Bravo shows in the summer.

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Speaker 1: Again.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what agent he has.

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Speaker 1: What's going on here? Well, Page and Kyl are yelling

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at each other about level. Wow, he's fucking like he's

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a Bill Belichick of reality TV recapping. Oh this is

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all right?

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Speaker 2: As he does, we all know, no one misses.

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Speaker 1: He's been gone. He's not dead, but he will be,

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and we have to get ready for that because that's

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gonna be a big moment for us. It's gonna be

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a big moment for culture.

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Speaker 2: Would have to bury him in those boots.

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Speaker 1: What boots? Let's chill out, okay, h O, all right.

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Speaker 2: All right, So this is when Meanwhile, meanwhile, we had

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attempts to pass the buck on the jet ski debacle.

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I think he talks to Johnny Is like, hey, remember

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when I didn't send you guys out in the water

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with that jet ski that was fully the merchant water. Yeah, yeah,

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I kind of remember that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're getting ready for dinner. Last night, the steaks

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were under cooked, but tonight it's gonna be different. Now.

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I could have been a little bit more floury when

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describing these steaks, but because we've already gone hard on

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Zerina and we're talking to her on Friday. I'm gonna

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lay off. That's right, Okay, that's what we do in

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the business. I'm gonna lay off. Okay, Okay, Well.

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Speaker 2: There's still dinner to get to hopefully you have some

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Dinner was great.

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Speaker 1: Dinner was great. Ok yeah, but before we get there,

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we have to talk to Weihen and Captain you know,

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don't don't put the jet ski in the water if

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it's got a leak. That's it fairly self explanatory. Come on, man, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean he explained trying to fuck around with me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's what he was like when he was talking

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to him, and Ween was like throwing excuses out there,

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and he was like, get those a man. What I

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want is no he's a little British now, but you know,

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it's a point taken. He was pretty peeved.

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Speaker 2: I like Hotpants Captain.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's great. So I'm moving on now.

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Speaker 2: I do want to say, although hot Pants Captain Jason

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was not Johnny Cochran, his examination of wee Hand was

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quick and it exposed him to be a liar.

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Speaker 1: And was Johnny Cochran good across examination is that was at.

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Speaker 2: His All I know is he got a guy that

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a guy off that cut two people's heads off of

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the gardening troun. It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: There are probably like there are probably like ringers that

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you bring in the in the the the battlefield of law.

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You know, there's probably guys that the guys and gals

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that excel and like a cross examination. So like Johnny Cochran,

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like there's some you know, gardener who saw O. J.

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Simpson got two people's sets off and he just completely

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eviscerates his character and and and the man saw it happen.

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But Johnny Cochran's so goddamn good that he got him off.

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I feel like we're getting a little distracted. It's mainly

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my fault. So Ween is a former stripper who is

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confused about while these girls are crushing on him.

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Speaker 2: Uh, probably because you have accepted.

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Speaker 1: Their courtship and returned kind of physical interest back at them,

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I would say.

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Speaker 2: I think I mentioned this on the last podcast. Now

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the reason why Wehn, who I didn't realize at the outset,

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was a true bosin for this show. He is a

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true sea rat Boson. He's a womanizing pig manipulative. He

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did not show his hand the first part of this season.

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I thought he was just a worker bee kind of

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checking out what but he is a full blown pig.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, subterranean pig. You got to you got to dig

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a couple of layers before you see what a big,

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giant pig he is. But you know who isn't a

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big Harry? No, I was gonna say big Red, Big Red, Yeah,

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not a pick, and Harry also not a pick. You

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remember when the deb told you to shit or get

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off the pie with a daughter?

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Speaker 2: Ash, she said, you had sex with my daughter. She

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gets to move into your shitty apartment. I was like,

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no way, Deb. Yeah, She's like, well, I will tell

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her that she does not need to communicate with you anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I fell for it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that didn't go well, great job, Deb. She's gonna

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assume me someday. I'm sure she tries to track me.

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Speaker 1: Down every one. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that's what you call,

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you know, square peg rondall. You know, it's just not

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gonna work, Deb, So Harry is kind of slow playing

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this to a fault. At this point, big Red is

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ready to pump things up.

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Speaker 2: She wants more heat in the bedroom. Absolutely mind blown. Okay,

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so this is an interesting thing about what's going on

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with the dynamic between men and women. Yeah, we've been

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told as men, hey, don't be a fucking gross pig

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and try and make out with us and push us

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into a bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, you know, listen, we there's a certain

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truth to you know.

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Speaker 2: How do I how do I say that I know

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this is this is tough, This is a tightrope, I

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will say, Yeah, there is a fine balance between I think, Harry,

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she should communicate more with what she wants.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah. What women have to understand is that

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men are dumb and bad at picking up. We can

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be specialists at having sex with women, but in terms

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of navigating the emotions of another person who is female,

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pretty bad at that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when to make a move and when not to,

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I will say, at the tail end of this episode,

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it was a classic like example of what men and

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women think about the same thing that happened. And then

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when you walk into separate.

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Speaker 1: Room, Well, I'll tell you what if if somebody brings

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you up to a guest cabin, that's a fairly clear communication.

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It's a fairly clear communication at least, you know, we

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don't have to eat each other's tush or anything. But

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definitely don't go We've.

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Speaker 2: Got a lot of work to day tomorrow to go

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to bed, all right.

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Speaker 1: Definitely don't do that, all right.

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Speaker 2: Personal story, Patty. Personal story. Yeah, twenty some odd years ago,

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I worked on a recording studio major artists went through there.

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There was a particular music artist female. She was on

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a record late like shud have.

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Speaker 1: A busted up Mustang and a drug problem.

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Speaker 2: She had like a semi hit song. I will not

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give her name out, Okay. Uh, she was a little

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further than me.

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Speaker 1: Get this, he's talking about Fergie. No not.

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Speaker 2: So I wanted to go on a date with her.

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And I'm like twenty two to twenty three. So I

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call her because she gave me her number, and so

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I call her. That's when you'd call people back in

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the day. And she picks up and I said, Hey,

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would you like to go to a movie tonight at

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the Chinese Man's Theater? And she said, no, I'm staying

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at the hotel. They put her up at the Rosevelt.

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She goes, why don't you just come up to my room?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want to know.

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Speaker 2: How I internalized that. Yeah, I thought that she was

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telling me that she didn't want to go on a

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date with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was saying, yeah,

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come up to my room and let's have a good time. Well,

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she was saying, she.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't want to go on a day with you. You're

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a peon, You're disgusting, You're going to be waste time,

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waste the time, right. I don't want to see that movie.

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I just want to crack my rocks off. And you

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were such a little fi dough.

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Speaker 2: That you didn't pick up on Nope, did it.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's just nuts. But you know, Harry, I'll

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figure it out. I think let's get to dinner Gally Galley.

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First up is a local chicken and red curry. They

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like it. And then we get to the rooms, which

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are absolutely disgusting. I don't know how the fuck they're

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supposed to clean this wall, running plates.

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Speaker 2: This is by the way, these two departments should be

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completely separated. I don't want you cleaning Douchie out of

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a toilet, sure, and then maybe washing your hands and

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then laying plates on the table. Yeah, this does not

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work for me.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean even if a clean thumb

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is anywhere near the sauce. Patty will not.

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Speaker 2: Either if you put your fucking thumb on my plate. Yeah,

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even near anywhere where I'm gonna strape fruit off of

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set it back. Yeah, you know I did that, and.

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Speaker 1: You're a lot like arstreisand in that regard. So next

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dish is a local sea bass with a passion for

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sauce and fennel lovely light flavorful. I don't know if

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I wrote sauce or they called it a sauce, but

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we uh if they called it a sauce. We've talked

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about this before. That needs to be removed. Right, We're

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not at a Caro's right, we are not at a

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hometown buffet. We need to use terms like reduction. We

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need to use terms like guest streaks. We need to

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use terms like shoe You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Why aren't they doing that?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm it's a question I'm going to have for her

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because she is not using.

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Speaker 1: But again, I don't know if it's me on the

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pot or if that you think.

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Speaker 2: It's not you, it's they are not using those words.

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This is onion soup.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well French onion soup. You can I'm talking.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: I know you're trying to agree with me, but yeah,

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find fancy. You're you're saying to find fancy.

469
00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:57,799
Speaker 2: That's right, like full us with the words, dance around

470
00:22:57,839 --> 00:22:58,279
with words.

471
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, call something aubergine instead of eggplant, you know.

472
00:23:03,839 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: Oh wow?

473
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well it tastes better when you say it like that. Yeah,

474
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,559
one hundred percent. Okay, So Marina versus a dare, Marina

475
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:16,079
is a little peeved that adare doesn't like cleaning shit

476
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,160
off of porcelain bowls. And this is where Marina really

477
00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,839
took a couple of steps back from me because she

478
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:28,519
she essentially she she invented a lie and framed a dare.

479
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,279
She dropped a dime on her on false grounds.

480
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 2: Remind me, well, I will say this. It's clear that

481
00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:41,680
a dare prefers the decky life as opposed to cleaning

482
00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:42,640
shit off a toilet.

483
00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean who who wouldn't you know, like

484
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,680
getting jet skis into fresh ocean water as opposed to

485
00:23:48,799 --> 00:23:50,319
cleaning crusted matter.

486
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,279
Speaker 2: That's honest. As human beings, there's only two points in

487
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,039
your life you're going to tolerate dookies, like all over

488
00:23:56,079 --> 00:23:59,079
the place college roommates. You accept it because it's a

489
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,440
funny story that's disgusting.

490
00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:02,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or if you're a lot lizard second.

491
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 2: Point in your life, you have toddlers and you accept

492
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,960
that as well. Sometimes I walk in the bathroom in

493
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,279
the morning and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, did Godzilla

494
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,039
drop a log in here? And no, it's my four

495
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,680
year old. Yeah, it's disgusting.

496
00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:16,799
Speaker 1: You know, it's so crazy. I learned, you know, because

497
00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:20,519
I've been reading up on baby stuff like potty training.

498
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,640
You essentially have to like just sit there with them naked,

499
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,359
and then when they start to you gotta like it's how.

500
00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 2: Do you give them positive reinforce?

501
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,279
Speaker 1: I hadn't even thought of that. How do you trick

502
00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:35,640
a human being into not shitting everywhere? It's amazing conditioning

503
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,039
that we do.

504
00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we've been doing it for thousands of years.

505
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, millions maybe even so. Anyways, sea ret history wee

506
00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:45,079
and I'm gonna let you take this away.

507
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:48,519
Speaker 2: Well, he was a I don't know where he's going

508
00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:50,079
with this. He worked at a gay bar, but he

509
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200
was a shirtless you know what.

510
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: Gay Boodle and Maddie just introduced us to this term.

511
00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:56,240
I knew what they were, but I didn't know that

512
00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:57,960
they had a name. The name is go Go boy,

513
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,920
a go go He was a go go boy.

514
00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: This is not a sea rat history story, by the way, Dell,

515
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,680
I'm not even going to qualify this. Okay, Okay, it's

516
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,160
just him, I think trying to hide the fact that

517
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,160
he may have had sex with Gaban No. No, no, no,

518
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,440
no no no.

519
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,759
Speaker 1: I think he was just I think he was just

520
00:25:16,039 --> 00:25:17,160
a go go boy.

521
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:17,759
Speaker 2: Okay.

522
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: I think that's all that was going on.

523
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: Judgment here, I live your best life. I don't care.

524
00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:25,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I just think he was a go go boy.

525
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:30,599
But anyways, dessert is rum and coconut cake with saffron meringue.

526
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,400
That's a tough pot and she pulls it off. Lovely meal,

527
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,680
eighty one pots. I would say. Then we get to

528
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:39,319
Marina dropping a dime, and listen, we don't care enough

529
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,680
really to get into the specifics of it, right because.

530
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 2: It's oh by dropping a dime. She went and complained

531
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,960
about her Yeah, she went and rated, she rat it,

532
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:47,839
she read shet it.

533
00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:51,559
Speaker 1: She dimed, she dimed. She goes to Lara and she

534
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,240
says a dare refused. She said, no, I'm not doing that.

535
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,640
I don't think that's what happened. I think a dare

536
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:00,799
was being pulled in fifteen tooferent directions.

537
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 2: I like a dare.

538
00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: She is a wild guard. I have no idea who

539
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:08,440
she is. She looks like kind of a gunner, like

540
00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:11,119
she would sit on top of a tank and slaughter

541
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,000
Germans or something.

542
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,799
Speaker 2: Perhaps. Yeah, but as I've been looking at her face

543
00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:17,160
and studying it for quite some time.

544
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:18,759
Speaker 1: Okay, she looks like a.

545
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 2: Younger Tony Tony Collette. I think she won a Grammy

546
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:22,519
or something.

547
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: Tony Collette want a Grammy or an Oscar? Uh, maybe

548
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,200
an Emmy? There you go, Yeah, yeah, maybe she won

549
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:32,279
an Emmy for something.

550
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: Do it side by side, one of you barnacles, do

551
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,920
a Tony Collet adare side by side?

552
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't see it. I'm banned from Facebook, so you're.

553
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,039
Speaker 2: Better for that.

554
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,799
Speaker 1: We get to the captain's lounge.

555
00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:44,279
Speaker 2: Ah.

556
00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:47,039
Speaker 1: Yes, this is the kind of sea rat stuff that

557
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,799
people really flip out for, right because as we know,

558
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,640
the guests are, you know, they can barely afford these vacations.

559
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:59,079
So if you had, if you had real money, right, like,

560
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,400
if you flew into a town and the only hotel

561
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,880
you were going to say at is the four season.

562
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:10,200
You would not be okay with this kind of fucking tomfoolery, right,

563
00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:14,519
this is this is disgusting sea rat shit and it

564
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:19,720
works for people who are who go on like bicycle

565
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,319
drinking tours, right, which is essentially what the clientele of

566
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:30,480
this franchise is. It's not up to par, it's not

567
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,599
up to code, it's not anything that should be really

568
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,200
enjoy Like Captain Jason, it's smoking dragon now, it's fun,

569
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,119
it's fun, it's fun.

570
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,759
Speaker 2: But he looked like Hugh Hefner. Yeah, if you welcome

571
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:46,200
her to the Captain's loud.

572
00:27:46,279 --> 00:27:50,079
Speaker 1: If Hugh Hefner was a buff, beautiful, blue eyed Australian

573
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,480
man and not a shriveled fucking freak.

574
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: Well, at some point he was younger. Did you ever

575
00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:58,960
see any video of him in the seventies or he

576
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,799
was high on ghacked out on trucker math. Watch those

577
00:28:02,839 --> 00:28:05,039
old videos. Old Patty did a bunch of stuff on

578
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,880
Hugh Hefner. Watch old videos with him. He's grinding his

579
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,279
teeth as their interviewing. He was high on a trucker math.

580
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it might not have been trucker math. It

581
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,519
might have been just good old fashioned tinsel Town blow

582
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,240
and a lot of it. You know, stuff was cleaner

583
00:28:23,319 --> 00:28:27,559
back then. That's true. You could you could essentially snort

584
00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:34,480
your way to China back then. Jesus. Okay, the women

585
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,599
are flipping out and then we get to the stripping.

586
00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:38,759
I think that we end is eight great? Was I

587
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,599
was I too insulting when I talked about the bicycle tour?

588
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,839
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I that's who's on this boat?

589
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,759
Speaker 1: Okay, good?

590
00:28:45,319 --> 00:28:48,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it probably costs less than a bicycle tour to

591
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,680
be on this show. Oh you'll show up, Yeah, you're fine.

592
00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:56,319
Speaker 1: A right. So Harry and Big Red are not on

593
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,640
the same page, but Harry thinks they are. He needs

594
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,920
to be well and say he needs to read a

595
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,640
few more chapters from How to Close Ask for Less Money.

596
00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 2: Now. I do want to say this to Harry, that

597
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,160
is laying this the exact way you should hot Well.

598
00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: Okay, So for those uninitiated, Patrick has Penn Day. I

599
00:29:16,559 --> 00:29:19,480
want to call it a manuscript because at this point

600
00:29:19,599 --> 00:29:21,759
it it has kind of matriculated.

601
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: It's coming out in twenty twenty six. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

602
00:29:25,359 --> 00:29:28,640
the code cracking the code how to close uh more

603
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,680
ass for less money?

604
00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:30,279
Speaker 1: Right.

605
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: Harry apparently got got some notes from it, because he's

606
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:35,279
playing it just like I wrote it.

607
00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: I don't think so yes you think, oh yes.

608
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:43,599
Speaker 2: Brianna is a hot girl. She's come on like every

609
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,240
guy thinks she's hot. Everyone's hitting on her. How do

610
00:29:46,319 --> 00:29:47,559
you get her interested in you?

611
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:48,319
Speaker 1: Yeah?

612
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,359
Speaker 2: You show her a little interest, You be interesting and

613
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,519
the time. Well, dear, this is what you do. You

614
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,839
treat him like a dirt. They stick like bud dear.

615
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:02,240
Yeah interesting, yeah, shut right right right, yes.

616
00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:05,839
Speaker 1: Think of at You couldn't get him into the bedroom

617
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:11,039
with that the pieces. It's really disgusting what you code

618
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:12,400
breakers think? Like?

619
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: All right, next anyway, Harry, I can't tell if he's

620
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,200
doing this intentionally or is is he completely unaware that he's.

621
00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:23,599
Speaker 1: Doing this to her? I think he's completely unaware.

622
00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:28,799
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, dummy, Okay, so we'll lose that beautiful girl.

623
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose that beautiful big Red. I'd stick at

624
00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:37,160
you and gum. Next day, next morning, Weihen and Adare

625
00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:40,279
are having a lovely little morning. She's wearing shoes and

626
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:45,880
he thinks that's funny. He might be uh, he might

627
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,079
be clinically stupid.

628
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you why, because he has quite the

629
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,640
cadudra about his yet, sure he has two girls fighting

630
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,160
for his heart. Yeah, the promise he's in love with

631
00:30:56,279 --> 00:30:59,920
the Dare, right, Yeah, I love the bos and see

632
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,839
they'd fall in love with a railing if they could

633
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,240
fuck it.

634
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. So Weian is called up

635
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,599
by Laura, and this is where I really feel bad

636
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,480
for a Dare, because she evidently is not acting in

637
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:17,240
accordance to the way that the boat is supposed to

638
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,720
be run. And Willian's got a Willian's got a little

639
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,400
bit of a conundrum here, because you've got to crack

640
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,279
the whip on somebody that's head over heels in love

641
00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:26,599
with and I don't know how he's going to do that.

642
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:29,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he doesn't do it well because Jason, I think,

643
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:32,799
just tells the two heads of department. They're like, you guys,

644
00:31:32,839 --> 00:31:36,160
fucking figure it out. And this commences into a tug

645
00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:39,400
of war essentially over a Dare. Oh yeah, over the walkies.

646
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well we'll see this this whole, this

647
00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:48,359
whole you know, thing's gonna blow right. It's uh, it's like, uh,

648
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,839
I don't know, hungry or whatever. Fucking we fought over

649
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,920
something I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. You remember,

650
00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:59,880
you know the powder you know powder keg they talk about,

651
00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:02,200
you know, when you're studying World Wars, so whatever it was,

652
00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:04,880
They're like, this is a powder keg and oh it

653
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,799
needed to be like you know what? What? Where was that? Me? Neither?

654
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,279
So drop off day and we got a little bunk

655
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,240
bed swapping. Now. I thought, in this moment, in this

656
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:21,160
magic moment, Big Red and Harry, we're gonna shot up.

657
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,759
Unfortunately not though. The new girl is going to be

658
00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:30,119
staying with Big Red, and I think Johnny who cares

659
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,960
Marina and a Dare A Dare continues to get shafted,

660
00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:39,440
and I just feel really really bad for her because

661
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:41,680
Marina has made up this little fib and A Dar's

662
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,519
getting crushed by it. I stand a Dare. I'm a

663
00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:47,599
big adare Stan. Yeah you know what I was thinking

664
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,599
the other day. And just to go off topic for

665
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,759
the seventy fifth time, what is grease as the word bead?

666
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,400
You know what they say, grease is the word. What

667
00:32:58,519 --> 00:32:59,240
does that mean?

668
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 2: Okay, lyrics are not really poetry. Listen to any stone

669
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,680
Temple Pilot song that guy was on drugs. Any word

670
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,839
that just fit into the scheme of syllables was what

671
00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:12,400
went down on the paper. Yeah, sure, And then when

672
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,400
he wasn't too high to read it off the paper,

673
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,440
he sang it into a microphone and became a hit song.

674
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:22,240
No do never never like try and study lyrics. Grease

675
00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:25,640
is the word stupid. I don't even think that was

676
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,920
part of the original Broadway musical. It was just added later.

677
00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:31,240
That guy is still fucking alive.

678
00:33:31,079 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: By the way, Frankie Valley, Yeah, well kind of.

679
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean to the extent that he's walking

680
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,200
around like a zombie, but his brain left him four

681
00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:38,680
years ago.

682
00:33:38,839 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: When you're splitting to men, you know, I'm a pig

683
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,880
for seing well though, what it is is, you know,

684
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,960
when you go to the four corners, you can straddle

685
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:49,200
the border of two different states. Yeah, you know, when

686
00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:51,559
death wants you, when you refuse to give up, it

687
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,759
kind of sucks the air out of your skin and

688
00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:55,960
then you can't really perform.

689
00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: No. What death says is okay, fine, you won't come

690
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,880
with me. I'll let you walk around hitting walls for

691
00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:05,480
next day years and then make your family miserable and

692
00:34:05,799 --> 00:34:06,920
hate you tell you die.

693
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:12,199
Speaker 1: That's the thing about death. Caddie af caddie as fuck

694
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,239
this guy or girl who knows what it is? It's

695
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,079
probably both.

696
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:17,639
Speaker 2: Can I tell you this is kind of dark, maybe

697
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,000
a little bit too much patty for the audience. I

698
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:24,280
want to go at like seventy two. My kids will

699
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,760
be like thirty or something. Time to go.

700
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: You know.

701
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 2: I'll leave him some money and some great memories and

702
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,960
a good example of how a human being should exist

703
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,719
on the planet, and then I'm out.

704
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,679
Speaker 1: It's so funny. My dad was talking. And you know,

705
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,400
my dad has told me that you know, when he's

706
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:44,119
he feels anything coming, you know, okay, he's going to

707
00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,400
go out in the mountains, get naked, get drunk, and

708
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,360
just fall asleep in the cold and die.

709
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: He told you that that's not what you shouldn't tell

710
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,559
your kids, that you just do that.

711
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: Well, I mean when he told me, I said, what

712
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,559
a relief, right, And now we were talking, we were

713
00:34:58,559 --> 00:34:59,880
talking about a couple of weeks. Now I want to

714
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:02,480
he wants to go to a VA hospital. He goes.

715
00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:03,800
You know, you guys don't need to pay a bunch

716
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,519
of it. Just put me in the via, I was like, well,

717
00:35:05,559 --> 00:35:07,800
I thought, what happened to the freezing out in the woods?

718
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: That sounded so also, what happens with your house?

719
00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:13,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like that, don't get sounds like a

720
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,960
whole mess. I thought you're gonna get drunk of the

721
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,400
woods and die. It's like, what the fuck? I'll talk

722
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,559
to him about it, all right, let's try and convince

723
00:35:20,599 --> 00:35:23,639
you to the back of that. We started in a

724
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,559
really good place. It was very poet. I think it

725
00:35:25,639 --> 00:35:28,280
was brutal, but life is brutal and death is brutal.

726
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,559
We'll talk about it. Let's drop off the guests and

727
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,039
get to our tip meeting. Yeah, what is the tip?

728
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,079
Speaker 2: Fifteen thirteen hundred each?

729
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,559
Speaker 1: Not a good tip? So Johnny needs some luck, and

730
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,239
we dumped the helmet of humiliation on him to see

731
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,079
if that brings it.

732
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: Now, he got it on a technicality because he did

733
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,039
not deserve it for that whole mess with the ski

734
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:53,119
dues or whatever. Yeah, he got it on a technicality

735
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,599
on the fact that he almost killed himself on his

736
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,719
own incompetence floating out into the ocean weeks earlier. No,

737
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:01,840
that's a note for me.

738
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's clearly WI ends again. It's clearly wi

739
00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:10,159
ends again. Now we get to the evening, Serena.

740
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 2: Now, hold on, hold on, Serena and Marina, we'll get there.

741
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,760
This is amazing that someone who just came on the

742
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:20,320
boat gets to go out for drinks before she's done

743
00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:23,679
any work on the boat. This does not exist in

744
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:29,039
any other occupation. Yeah, yeah, oh you just started. Let's

745
00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:31,199
your first. Let's go.

746
00:36:32,119 --> 00:36:34,559
Speaker 1: I think this happens on K Street and Wall Street

747
00:36:34,599 --> 00:36:36,519
all the time. They're like, hey, fuck the work, dude,

748
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:39,800
Let's go bang some people that came over and shipping bonding.

749
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then let's go rip a bunch of people

750
00:36:42,559 --> 00:36:49,159
off to us, right right right, okay, yeah, I interrupted

751
00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:49,840
you with Zerena.

752
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,039
Speaker 1: What's that word? Yeah, I mean they're light and one

753
00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:01,280
hundred dollars bills on fire, talking about steroidy, just laughing,

754
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,440
throwing champagne, all this, and then they go to work

755
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,920
and act. You know, I can't stand these fat cats.

756
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,639
They really bother me. All right, let's get to the night.

757
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,559
Yeah yeah, yeah, well you know what, you mock it,

758
00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:15,639
but on that day I did not I did not

759
00:37:16,079 --> 00:37:18,960
spend a penny. I didn't and you could laugh but

760
00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:21,440
I think it's nice to every once in a while

761
00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:27,920
just have little I mean, essentially corporate siestes. Right, you

762
00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:30,199
just take a little break. It's nice.

763
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,039
Speaker 2: I agree.

764
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: I know you don't. You fucking you couldn't. Possibly. The

765
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:41,920
only things that you consume are the most megalodonic shit.

766
00:37:42,519 --> 00:37:46,719
You eat turkey made of pigeon. Okay, you drink Monster

767
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:49,679
blue energy drinks and zero calories. I mean, you would

768
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:55,880
die if you had to go to a small business. Okay,

769
00:37:57,079 --> 00:38:02,920
I well grad yeah, okay, So we get out. Zorena

770
00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:07,000
and Marina are wondering what they're going to do about

771
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:10,840
the whole Wiyn situation. They're both going to pounce. He's

772
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,760
going to do kembe both of them. But we'll get

773
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,480
to that in a second.

774
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 2: Alicia, Yes, not the Alicia we thought. I fucked up.

775
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,159
I apologize, Go ahead, let me have it. Okay, total newbie.

776
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,119
Now here's some beans.

777
00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:26,119
Speaker 1: If you can believe it, Wien's attracted to her.

778
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm shocked by that. Uh, here's a little background on her.

779
00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:33,840
She likes to walk naked on the beach with overweight

780
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,039
retired teachers aka nudist colony colony. Did you catch that?

781
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: I think no, I didn't catch that.

782
00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 2: That's disgusting, absolutely, because why does everyone that wants to

783
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:51,000
show off their balls and boobs little kideous well for free?

784
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:52,199
Yeah that's why.

785
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.

786
00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah right, she claims to be green.

787
00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a little green.

788
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 2: Okay, he'll be great for doing the dishes.

789
00:39:02,639 --> 00:39:04,199
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, yeah. I think that she's going to take

790
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,679
quite a back seat. You know. We can tell that

791
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,960
she's a little bit different than Anthony, and that when

792
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,559
she was speaking on her love of food, she's sighted

793
00:39:12,599 --> 00:39:16,800
the color and the smell. So that's a little odd.

794
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,239
But we'll see what happens. We get to dinner and

795
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,760
tonight tonight is the nights Areena's going to go after it,

796
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:27,119
and she goes after it by gifting weih in a

797
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,679
rose and smashing his face into her tits. Now, at

798
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,800
this moment, we hand quote unquote knows he has a problem. Now,

799
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,239
I don't like we Man referring to Serena like that,

800
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:40,079
but and Marina kind of fine with Marina. But anyways,

801
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,760
he has a dilemma, and I think that he goes

802
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,599
about it in a huge Suspects type twist, in kind

803
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:48,840
of a reasonable way.

804
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: Now, we have he's a pig. But okay, so I

805
00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:55,079
have to question this. You know, we've seen this play

806
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:58,880
out multiple times on multiple seasons, which is some guy

807
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,920
typically a and doesn't have the balls to tell a

808
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,840
girl you know what, I'd really try, like to try

809
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,800
having sex with your coworker. Yeah right, because how do

810
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,199
you do that?

811
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:09,519
Speaker 1: Right?

812
00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 2: And then so they don't dump them, and then they

813
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,719
end up looking like pigs on television because they're trying

814
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,320
to play both people. Yeah right, yeah him, But if

815
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,159
you ask the sea rat that he's dumping, what which

816
00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:24,360
would you prefer? I think it hurts the ego more

817
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,760
when on television he says I I had a sample

818
00:40:29,199 --> 00:40:32,960
and no thanks. Yeah, I think that might hurt Although

819
00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:34,199
Marina was a good sport about it.

820
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: I actually don't want the oat bites. I don't want

821
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,079
the oat bites.

822
00:40:39,679 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 2: So when I would hook up with girls.

823
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm so awkward to sample people at grocery stores. It's

824
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,840
like it's never anything that I want and they just

825
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,719
look so alone.

826
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:54,199
Speaker 2: Oh sample people? Yeah yeah, how about are you referring

827
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:55,400
to alcohol people.

828
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: That do the sample alcohol people? There's like nutrition product.

829
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,760
It's like we've got a new bar it's like, I

830
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:03,639
know want.

831
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: Dey'll just so you know you're paid by certain business.

832
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:09,320
That's their job. I used to do when we worked

833
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,360
for a copy together. I do the sample things all

834
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,000
the time, and it did hurt my ego a little

835
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,079
bit when people are like now, I didn't like the

836
00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:18,960
people that have to explain why it's a yeah.

837
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,519
Speaker 1: I like that.

838
00:41:20,639 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 2: I just prefer you just uh well.

839
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: And also the people who are really into it and

840
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:26,320
want to know more about the product. It's like, I

841
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,159
need you to just be.

842
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 2: I want to know what's up with you.

843
00:41:30,119 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: Okay, we got to run because the SD cards are

844
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,760
running out, But okay, Johnny, taken up by a dirty

845
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,679
dancing kind of lust, goes in for a kiss. Now.

846
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,880
I think she very cutely shut him down and told

847
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,840
him she doesn't do that with people she doesn't know.

848
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:50,760
And I think that this is a budding, beautiful thing.

849
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,679
And I think that one of the reasons he may

850
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:59,519
punch a cubby is because, oh, interesting, little heartset, violent

851
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,519
puppy Johnny.

852
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:06,039
Speaker 2: I actually like Johnny. This move is so ridiculous. Look,

853
00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:07,880
I know we've all got caught up in a moment

854
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,119
at some point in our lives. With a little alcohol

855
00:42:10,159 --> 00:42:13,960
in us. But this is so stupid. Yeah, it's a

856
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:16,719
bold move, Cotton, and it failed.

857
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: And as bold moves often do, you have to be uh,

858
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,599
you know, you have to be brave enough to try. Right.

859
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,079
We get back to the boat and somebody who's not

860
00:42:24,159 --> 00:42:27,159
brave enough to try is hairy Big Red is pissed off.

861
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:32,159
She wants to get a little heavy petting. Yeah, perhaps

862
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,159
dry humping. Whatever these kids are into. Get in the

863
00:42:35,199 --> 00:42:36,800
comments let us know what you thought about the episode.

864
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,480
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865
00:42:39,679 --> 00:42:43,800
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866
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,320
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867
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:45,960
feeling take it by.

868
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: Pat and say goodbye.

869
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,119
Speaker 1: Is no

870
00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 2: Easting