Speaker 1: I guess I'm trying to feel some time just because
Speaker 1: I'm going like back and forth.
Speaker 2: Anybody will here gett anyone.
Speaker 3: But for those who are not watching the live and
Speaker 3: who are actually listening to the audio episode, I would
Speaker 3: like to thank you guys for tuning in to this
Speaker 3: week's episode of Hostially Awkward. If this is your first
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Speaker 3: am hosting a favorite hotivational speaker, Mimi or hem so
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Speaker 5: God damnit labart I am.
Speaker 4: I am joined by my co host.
Speaker 3: We got the man behind the magic, mister tone Death,
Speaker 3: responsible for all other wonderful visuals that you see on
Speaker 3: the screen. Yeah, we've been having a little bit of
Speaker 3: technical difficulties, but it's all right, it's all right, it's
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 4: And of course we got hey, hey, you want.
Speaker 3: To tell the people your new name according to the
Speaker 3: party on Friday.
Speaker 5: I don't remember what you say.
Speaker 4: I don't either. That's what I told you to do it.
Speaker 4: Damn we're listening to Jeezy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you was feeling that part a little hard.
Speaker 6: Bro. I love I love that album that was my
Speaker 6: favorite now.
Speaker 3: But of course the new mister Bitches for Ship you
Speaker 3: ain't you no more? You've been mister Pitches for a while.
Speaker 3: The transitional mister Bitches.
Speaker 6: That's crazy.
Speaker 7: I wish I had some bitches, just a few, not
Speaker 7: a few. Give me one good, a solid, good one
Speaker 7: to talk to you. You ready to be hiding in
Speaker 7: these Christmas photos?
Speaker 6: Man? I might be I might be just no faces.
Speaker 4: All lots, bro what we hide and wanted?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 6: They gonna know it's me?
Speaker 8: Yeah, really you you're the only big nigga in the world,
Speaker 8: A little big niggas out here.
Speaker 6: I don't know, like ship like that. It's cool, but
Speaker 6: I don't know if I want to do that.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, as much as we've been having other
Speaker 3: technical difficulties, it's nice to be able to see who's
Speaker 3: coming this week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they think like they literally fixed it. The next
Speaker 5: day they sent out a big mask email Denise brit
Speaker 5: here like my bad subhouse.
Speaker 4: I am really, really really trying to figure out you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just go to America's Best Wings because they're close,
Speaker 3: America's Wings.
Speaker 5: I just go to the Under thirty.
Speaker 8: It's in right now in town, right next to the
Speaker 8: America's Best Eyeglass place.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you know, but I know America's Best wings,
Speaker 3: but I've never ordered their wings. I never get wings
Speaker 3: from there. Actually didn't know that they had so much
Speaker 3: other ship.
Speaker 8: It's uh like the Middle Eastern spots. So they're gonna
Speaker 8: sell you everything.
Speaker 3: They got every like because Uncle Carl he said they
Speaker 3: got some of the best burgers, so he always gets
Speaker 3: burgers from there, right. So but then I actually went
Speaker 3: like on like when I was on door dash for
Speaker 3: the first time looking at it, I was like, they
Speaker 3: got so much Like bro, they got chicken out Fredo
Speaker 3: real tramp. I always get the cat fish. They got
Speaker 3: the job job.
Speaker 5: Didn't want to give it to you, but it.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: They got a sandwiches and ship and then they got
Speaker 3: like like chicken and rice, shrimp and rice, steak and rice,
Speaker 3: like chopped steak and rice and ship.
Speaker 5: Like that they go to.
Speaker 4: They got a lot of ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, steak and egg, rice, steak rice, crispy chicken and rice,
Speaker 3: grilled chicken, rice, grill shrink rice.
Speaker 5: So yeah, already when we get the chop cheese.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what I like, I like how
Speaker 3: on their menu they actually list swy as one of
Speaker 3: the fishes that they sell. Yes, I said fishes, but
Speaker 3: so they tell you they have swy perch catfish and
Speaker 3: to lopia versus just lying and telling you, hey, this
Speaker 3: is catfish when.
Speaker 4: It's really swat whatever.
Speaker 6: That it was.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so I think I'm you.
Speaker 7: Know, they sell it just depend like right out of
Speaker 7: the store you go to, and it's probably like I
Speaker 7: think it's like it's like three.
Speaker 3: Which one though, like you mean like a like a
Speaker 3: container like the screw top or you mean like the
Speaker 3: individual like when they give you the side of like barbecue, selling.
Speaker 6: It about the size of like.
Speaker 3: Some because I've seen it now, I've saw it a
Speaker 3: long time ago. But it's like I could never like
Speaker 3: get it in the store like.
Speaker 4: Then have it.
Speaker 3: But I would always just go, like you know, I
Speaker 3: live right around the corner from Norge, so I would
Speaker 3: just go and buy like a little.
Speaker 4: That's what's up. That's what's up. We are currently.
Speaker 3: Waiting to see because days like today where I'm starving
Speaker 3: because I haven't had anything to eat. We got two
Speaker 3: spots over here that we could have been.
Speaker 4: Able to order from.
Speaker 3: But JJS ain't open, and there is this other spot
Speaker 3: so and checkers don't never have what I want or
Speaker 3: they just take a long time.
Speaker 4: So I really like that.
Speaker 5: Earlier.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one jumps right into being racist. He's a
Speaker 4: terrible person.
Speaker 5: You are though.
Speaker 4: Already damn show just started justification.
Speaker 3: And then you say, yes, I can't stand restaurants that
Speaker 3: try to pass offis catfish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, and here's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's not that swy is nasty because it's not right
Speaker 3: because don't charge me catfish prices when it ain't catfish.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, that's the you cat
Speaker 3: fishing me about catfish like that. That's that's not why
Speaker 3: it's called catfish, nigga, because you're lying to me about
Speaker 3: what it is. That's not where it got its name from.
Speaker 5: That's why they don't want you to know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what like piss me off, because like
Speaker 3: I said, like I eat swat, like even like BERDIZI
Speaker 3: are like they grill swashed. It's like that ship is good.
Speaker 3: So it ain't like it's nasty. It's just you're overcharging me.
Speaker 3: And that's the problem. You were deceiving me to dig
Speaker 3: deeper into my pockets.
Speaker 8: Fishy can and can't eat. It's how long has swab
Speaker 8: been around because it's a new one.
Speaker 5: To be never heard it.
Speaker 4: But it's a lot of fish that.
Speaker 7: A lot of fish I've learned about.
Speaker 3: Right, And I think it's mainly because for the better
Speaker 3: part of my life it's only black people if only
Speaker 3: gave a fuck about perch and catfish like you had
Speaker 3: like red snapper and all of that shit. But nobody
Speaker 3: was actually ordering that ship perch and catfish, so it
Speaker 3: you know, I don't doubt that it Then.
Speaker 6: Like ship got real and they introduced catfish flats.
Speaker 7: They always had that ship with the bone and eating
Speaker 7: with the bone.
Speaker 3: And and then he used to be crazy because that's
Speaker 3: all because remember we grew up around the corner from
Speaker 3: red snapper.
Speaker 4: Sorry to hear that, so why that's.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we was good because it like the smell
Speaker 3: from red snapper.
Speaker 4: It smelled like the cookfish. It wasn't a ship like
Speaker 4: damn who got their legs up.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't no bullshit like that like you can
Speaker 3: smell like you can tell the shit was in the grease.
Speaker 4: So I ain't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: So year I said, no, lie, the only two fish
Speaker 3: I knew growing up for real, especially because like my family,
Speaker 3: like my dad's side of the family, I grew up
Speaker 3: heavy on fishing. So we were always being beaver dan
Speaker 3: because they always loved to catch They catfish fresh, like
Speaker 3: even to this day, like my uncle and shit like,
Speaker 3: that's that's what they do. And I just I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I didn't give a fuck about nothing but catfish.
Speaker 4: Like perch.
Speaker 3: It was cool because it it had no bones in it,
Speaker 3: but it just it wasn't catfish. And you gotta you
Speaker 3: gotta know how to really cook perch though otherwise it's
Speaker 3: gonna be too fishy. If you don't really know what
Speaker 3: you're doing perch, it ain't gonna be that good anyway.
Speaker 3: But yeah, as a kid, and they just slapping some
Speaker 3: catfish down in front of you and ship and had
Speaker 3: them little tiny bones. It was never it never felt
Speaker 3: somebody was gonna choke somebody and then you get yelled
Speaker 3: at for choke. I told you watch them bones, nigga,
Speaker 3: Why didn't you debone this ship?
Speaker 8: It's called d boning for Looking back at our childhood,
Speaker 8: we survived. We ain't had no choice.
Speaker 3: Hello, it was literally, hey, you know what I fuck
Speaker 3: with Pete's Fruit Market.
Speaker 5: That's the one on Third Street.
Speaker 3: It's on third Street, but the one that I go
Speaker 3: to is more than one of them. But pete Fruit
Speaker 3: Market sells the whole catfish like they you know, they
Speaker 3: chopped the head off and like you know, de.
Speaker 4: Gutted and everything. But that should like a whole fried.
Speaker 3: Capfish, nigga, And you're just scraping the motherfucking meat off
Speaker 3: with the fork.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I've been wanting some capfish so bad to fry someth
Speaker 3: I just ain't been feeling like it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get around to. What's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah,
Speaker 4: tween in Serrita? And right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3: All the buns are in the comments today, All the buns,
Speaker 3: all the buns.
Speaker 4: What's Thanksgiving? Hands? Before Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5: Hand?
Speaker 4: That's what I like to see. That's what I like
Speaker 4: to see. Absolute, Yeah, you said, that's what the bread for.
Speaker 3: Listen, the bread that comes under the fry chicken and
Speaker 3: the fish and those dinners.
Speaker 5: It's all.
Speaker 3: If they had like you know, how like they'll sell
Speaker 3: like garlic bread or like breadsticks and shit, if they
Speaker 3: just sat there and just had like bread under the
Speaker 3: fish and shit that was going out the orders and
Speaker 3: they just packaged that.
Speaker 4: Shut up, give me a six.
Speaker 5: Piece, okay.
Speaker 8: So Anita's comment reminds me of growing up with my
Speaker 8: grandpa because my granddad would do that too. Rod would
Speaker 8: be gone for the whole day, come back and it's
Speaker 8: like three or four big ass fishes in the kitchen sink.
Speaker 5: Just there, yeah, just there. Ain't nobody saying nothing.
Speaker 3: She said, I hated catfish because of the bones of
Speaker 3: my great uncle Stave fishing and bringing it home and
Speaker 3: leave it in the kitchen sk sink, scaring the hell
Speaker 3: out of me.
Speaker 5: Get a glass of water fish looking at me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That or like they would have like these big coolers
Speaker 3: and buckets and shit at the back door, and it's like, bro,
Speaker 3: I'm scared to go in the house because they don't
Speaker 3: kill the fish.
Speaker 6: They moving.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's like they transport them live because they wanted fresh, fresh,
Speaker 3: So they catch the motherfuckers, put them on ice and
Speaker 3: like this little you know, this water and ship and
Speaker 3: bring them home and the motherfucker's swimming around and ship
Speaker 3: waiting to get skinned in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: Yo, speaking of catfish, so they'll kill it and then
Speaker 5: then they just start de scaling them and the town. No,
Speaker 5: it's not, because these are the same people who will
Speaker 5: take a whole crab out the tank and you just
Speaker 5: walk past and just drop him right in the hot water.
Speaker 3: Man said, And catfish ain't little like you got this
Speaker 3: big whisker face but staring at me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so, y'all know there used to be.
Speaker 8: I don't know if it's still there over on Villar
Speaker 8: there was that uh that pet store, yeah on Villar,
Speaker 8: all right, So we was going to look for a
Speaker 8: fish from Mikey because he wanted a little pet goldfish.
Speaker 5: When we first moved over there into the.
Speaker 8: North line, we walking in there, I'm looking, so I'm like, hey,
Speaker 8: where the snake's at? So I can stay away from
Speaker 8: that area. Don't give a damn if it's in the tank.
Speaker 8: I still got that fear bro, I kid you not.
Speaker 8: I go around the corner in the dark area.
Speaker 5: There is a.
Speaker 8: Big ass catfish about the size from you to me,
Speaker 8: me in a tank, and that motherfucker head is sticking
Speaker 8: out the water, just looking at you like, hey, my nigga,
Speaker 8: can you help me? Can you help a brother out?
Speaker 8: It was just their dog the head was literally sticking
Speaker 8: out the tank like. He literally looked up at niggas like.
Speaker 3: Hey, Marine land, Uh they buy base short. Now, I
Speaker 3: got that because they say tortoise, you gotta make it
Speaker 3: bigger on the screens.
Speaker 4: I can see. Oh here, said your grandpa used to
Speaker 4: pop the eyes out in the basement.
Speaker 6: Dog.
Speaker 3: Oh well, ship, my granny cut head off a chicken
Speaker 3: down in the basement. Remember when we used to go downstairs.
Speaker 3: At the bottom of the stairs, remember it was that
Speaker 3: first deep freezer and he turned the corner and it.
Speaker 4: Was that little that little darker.
Speaker 3: Remember used to have to run and cut the light
Speaker 3: on right there, and then you go through the little beads.
Speaker 4: Because my granny had fucking beads everywhere. Go to the
Speaker 4: little beads.
Speaker 3: And then it was the second little It was the
Speaker 3: deep freezer slash fridge.
Speaker 4: Combo on that side.
Speaker 3: But remember right in front of where you cut the
Speaker 3: light on it, it was like a little table right there.
Speaker 4: That's where she was cutting chicken heads off and plugging them.
Speaker 8: My granddama, she said, when they used to be down south,
Speaker 8: they just go out in the yard, grab the chicken,
Speaker 8: grab him by his neck and swing until it snaps
Speaker 8: and then just bring it in the crib.
Speaker 3: That's because that's my because my pop side. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: like I used to spend my something Like I used
Speaker 3: to be in Louisiana a lot, so like we would
Speaker 3: go to Louisiana every Easter and then we would go
Speaker 3: like in the.
Speaker 4: Summer, and that's how it was.
Speaker 3: Like they had like hog pins and like the chickens
Speaker 3: and the ship that this mean ass rooster.
Speaker 4: I hated that Bach are mean, like.
Speaker 5: All of them are. You don't want to get up
Speaker 5: and do their job and nothing man, they is yell and.
Speaker 3: Fuck, but they would they would go out there and
Speaker 3: grab motherfuckers and just shaking babysits with this bitch and
Speaker 3: then it's like but ay, but there is you know
Speaker 3: what's so funny that you said it was actually this video?
Speaker 3: I should have sent it, but I wouldn't think it
Speaker 3: was gonna talk about this but ninety day fiance. I've
Speaker 3: been seeing me either. But I've been seeing a lot
Speaker 3: of clips. I just saw a clip today. So there's
Speaker 3: this white lady and she is engaged to an African man. Hell,
Speaker 3: so she's down there and she got like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's like pet chickens and shit mad like she don't
Speaker 3: want the chickens to be killed.
Speaker 4: For dinner. And the African she said, you eat chicken?
Speaker 4: She said, well yeah, yeah. She was like, well, how
Speaker 4: do you eat chicken if chicken is not killed?
Speaker 5: Like, well, I don't.
Speaker 6: Think she want folks to cook her hip.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm starting to realize in need of my spirit, ammo.
Speaker 8: And we grew up together something, because I damn sure
Speaker 8: remember my granddad having my ass down the street at
Speaker 8: Fondi's selling corn, shucking corns, snapping peas, doing all that
Speaker 8: country ass bullshit.
Speaker 5: I am a city boy. Okay, what years is this?
Speaker 8: Eighties nineties? My granddad didn't get no fuck. Well, nigga
Speaker 8: had you out there doing this ship at six?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just trying to watch Saturday morning cartoons. My
Speaker 5: nigga can get up. Come on. He did not care,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 6: And I think my grandma, man, let's go over it.
Speaker 8: I would have took that. I would have took that
Speaker 8: over the ship. My granddad, damn near had us like
Speaker 8: indentured servants.
Speaker 6: He that's modern.
Speaker 5: Nay. Slavery was once that way, big gun, what's he?
Speaker 5: Damn it was run across from the Feeling ship. It
Speaker 5: was right down the road.
Speaker 4: Share Cropper.
Speaker 5: Also also how I learned how to scheme like, I
Speaker 5: don't know man him.
Speaker 4: It's like that.
Speaker 8: And I had two older cousins that just abandoned him,
Speaker 8: So I guess he just came and got me.
Speaker 3: It's like that heymn skit from a living color. When
Speaker 3: Damon Wains and his family had all them jobs, I was.
Speaker 4: Like, when I was your age, I had sixteen jumps.
Speaker 4: It's like I never loved your mother. I'm married because
Speaker 4: he had thirteen jops.
Speaker 5: Like, bro, God, my grandded.
Speaker 8: I love my granddad. Dog definitely taught me a lot
Speaker 8: of shit. But like, Bro, I should not be out
Speaker 8: here at seven.
Speaker 3: Probably, dog God, damn the outhouse, Bro, you coming here
Speaker 3: with these old nigga quotes.
Speaker 5: No, I never did an outhouse. I never did that though.
Speaker 5: That's that's some nigga ship.
Speaker 4: No like, And it's funny. It's like because my granny,
Speaker 4: like I.
Speaker 5: Live with my dad, grandma, great uncle, great grandpa, they
Speaker 5: had me washing greens in the tub.
Speaker 6: Oh so you.
Speaker 7: Related with my lays when she says she watched hers
Speaker 7: on the tub.
Speaker 5: That was panderin though bra I'm.
Speaker 3: You see, I don't got the laptop. I'm not the
Speaker 3: one controlling the guys.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you, she said, Hey, a while ago,
Speaker 8: she aggressive tonight.
Speaker 5: Cham being awound, No, she was. She's aggressive earlier.
Speaker 3: Telling about some state sales is where she learned the
Speaker 3: difference between comforters and duvets. I always tease her about that,
Speaker 3: because we were playing uh taboo one day and yeah,
Speaker 3: and I don't think nobody was thinking about a fucking
Speaker 3: duvet except for Brick.
Speaker 4: That was just so. I've been fucking with her ever since.
Speaker 5: About that statisfied blame on the Lupus day.
Speaker 4: You ain't make ship. He was talking about.
Speaker 3: How niggas used to go fishing and having big ass
Speaker 3: cat fish.
Speaker 5: Did you ever find anything to order?
Speaker 6: Speaking of food, since you're still looking for food.
Speaker 8: Thanksgiving, I don't know. It's sane, it's not. Don't this
Speaker 8: year not hitting right. It's not that I think everybody
Speaker 8: poor like I think everybody universally is poor, so so
Speaker 8: I don't think I work.
Speaker 7: We're not even having much for Thanksgiving. But the ship
Speaker 7: right now was still stressed. Right, I ain't even thinking
Speaker 7: about Thanksgiving. I'm worried about where the fuck I'm gonna
Speaker 7: come up with this money? By a Christmas gift for
Speaker 7: a motherfucker like and I swear I really just want
Speaker 7: to fire is one big gift.
Speaker 5: You're not wrong if you do that.
Speaker 7: Because she she want the uh what the fuck is
Speaker 7: that thing? She wants the slushy machine.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know why.
Speaker 5: Grown ass woman living her childhood all over again through y'all.
Speaker 6: She just want to put alcohol in it and make dakeries.
Speaker 5: That's why you just get a dakery machine.
Speaker 6: She wants the slush fu job slush you know what is?
Speaker 6: The price is fucking ridiculous, but.
Speaker 5: It always is.
Speaker 6: I'll spend this kind of money on tennis show.
Speaker 5: Do you that you do?
Speaker 4: You know? I do want to give a shout out
Speaker 4: to KMC because they three Piece.
Speaker 6: When they're not trying to kick you that valid.
Speaker 3: Oh they come through with the clutch, but not like
Speaker 3: because the three Piece instead of giving you like a
Speaker 3: breast and two wings, they give you two breasts in
Speaker 3: one wing.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I would have thought they give you one breast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's it's two breads.
Speaker 5: They're trying to get. They're trying to win back the
Speaker 5: chicken market.
Speaker 9: Just keep the extra Chrispy recipe Valley, Yeah so, and
Speaker 9: bring back the potato wedges and camc just bring back
Speaker 9: potato wedges and popcorn chicken.
Speaker 6: Niggas might come back because they're not really bad.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, they got rid of popcorn chicken.
Speaker 5: It's one of them seasonal items.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like it, like when you go to cams. It's
Speaker 6: just be some ship that be on the menu and
Speaker 6: don't be there.
Speaker 3: But they gotta continuously have them because they make the
Speaker 3: fucking famous boat.
Speaker 5: You don't count you know why? You don't count? You
Speaker 5: really my rich friends? Like you really my rich friends?
Speaker 6: What you want to fight me for?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been hoping you've been feeling a little bit better? Man?
Speaker 5: Am I not making greens?
Speaker 6: That's great?
Speaker 5: Damn Devin gotta run somebody to pay? And after what this.
Speaker 4: Niggas always trying around somebody in faith. I thought I was.
Speaker 4: I thought I was bad.
Speaker 5: Oh, Granny ain't got the dresses from from some years ago.
Speaker 6: All I wanted to know is who was making desserts.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping that remakes some peach copper.
Speaker 5: Somebody was on my line selling food, selling desserts.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just need somebody selling.
Speaker 5: I think Baked Dreams is selling selling desserts.
Speaker 4: Is that that's upstairs?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My mom sent me in to go get her sweet
Speaker 3: Potato pie once and when I called her at the price,
Speaker 3: she said, you better be fucking kidding me, And yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's like, you know, and we get it, you know.
Speaker 6: Life.
Speaker 3: She washed your ship like them fucking greens they talking
Speaker 3: about in the comments.
Speaker 8: Slipping on the sleeping on these grannies, but they got
Speaker 8: that one little last bit.
Speaker 4: Because I'm gonna tell you what, because she.
Speaker 5: Been breaking out of her nursing home and causing riots
Speaker 5: and all kinds of ship.
Speaker 3: Because like Maddie Dinkins, that's one motherfucker you did not try.
Speaker 4: Bro. She worked thirteen and men's woman. That's a big woman, period.
Speaker 3: Grand That's why, like as she got older and like
Speaker 3: start getting more fragile, like, it was kind of hard to,
Speaker 3: you know, to see that because it's like, dude, I'm
Speaker 3: so used to her being like this huge fucking amazon. Bro,
Speaker 3: did she underlive my pet turtle and made suit? He
Speaker 3: shouldn't have been looking at her, funny, broke your turtle far?
Speaker 3: He should have ran faster.
Speaker 4: You ain't never seen the turtle run.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 4: Hey, that ship that turtles and slow is a myth.
Speaker 5: Bro, I've been bucket. Turtle was on the beach and that
Speaker 5: had to go down in this rim. Nigga was moving.
Speaker 4: Turtles be botherfucking boocketed.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 4: Don't let that shit fool you.
Speaker 8: Okay, somehow the common want, somehow the comments that went
Speaker 8: to a beating up grand.
Speaker 3: Hey, my food is twenty dollars and forty two cent,
Speaker 3: but I only got eighteen ninety five of my cash up.
Speaker 3: Somebody sent me two dollars because I don't feel like
Speaker 3: doing no transfer.
Speaker 8: For those of y'all who support hostally awkward, everybody go
Speaker 8: ahead and just send her two dollars.
Speaker 4: I can't put that in my cash up to play.
Speaker 5: Everybody send her two dollars and let's see how much
Speaker 5: she can.
Speaker 4: Get these last two dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm not that's your granny ring tone on my mama phone,
Speaker 3: these last two dollars.
Speaker 5: Okay, Dad is getting worse and worse.
Speaker 6: One of these days, right, I don't know, but we
Speaker 6: gotta do.
Speaker 7: We gotta goa What is the underlying beef that these
Speaker 7: people have with each other and it's family.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Broke ask you for the cash at
Speaker 3: oh it is me me so one hundred altogether Thatlla
Speaker 3: signed me me some one hundred.
Speaker 4: For now. Bro we we're finna get into some family dramas.
Speaker 4: So this might be juicy.
Speaker 6: No, it's not juicy at all.
Speaker 7: It's but it was just you can tell the tone
Speaker 7: and when people were like even through text messages, it
Speaker 7: was recently your mother's birthday.
Speaker 4: Now, oh, because she set the thumbs up, but Dahn
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 6: Read it, I was like, you get it.
Speaker 7: I would have just nothing at all because I feel
Speaker 7: like you had to do me like that.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't you.
Speaker 3: It was she like, because you hit her, told her
Speaker 3: happy birthday, and like everything else, she was like, so
Speaker 3: in all of this time when she could have hit
Speaker 3: me herself and Mark edden't already told me happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh well mom said happy birthday, like she couldn't talk
Speaker 3: to me yourself.
Speaker 5: Yo, shit going crazy?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, that was just one appreciated man for real.
Speaker 3: That that was the actual money. And then you know
Speaker 3: they send you an email.
Speaker 5: You know, listen, they're still talking about whatever food.
Speaker 7: Who is making desserts.
Speaker 5: You don't know how that man peach cobbler hit pause
Speaker 5: because that just didn't even Look, don't make the mistake
Speaker 5: I did am by talking about somebody cooking and then
Speaker 5: you get proven.
Speaker 4: Wrong like you did.
Speaker 5: I just said, don't make the mistake I did. I
Speaker 5: literally just said it.
Speaker 3: We had to run that back and make sure we
Speaker 3: knew that he go put some respect on my girl.
Speaker 6: Now, look, I do that for.
Speaker 7: A living or a job, but she get paid. Look,
Speaker 7: why would you doubt the mother who get paid?
Speaker 3: Hey hey, hey, a lot of people get paid around
Speaker 3: this motherfucker who shouldn't.
Speaker 5: That is a true statement.
Speaker 8: But I wasn't a lot of y'all food suck, so
Speaker 8: I didn't see what y'all was seeing.
Speaker 3: A lot of y'all food suck. I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 3: Like a lot of y'all, you know that.
Speaker 4: Y'all just popular.
Speaker 3: And because y'all are popular, because y'all are popular, a
Speaker 3: lot of people be like, oh, yeah, this is the ship.
Speaker 4: This the ship.
Speaker 3: As for me, like our support initially, because you know,
Speaker 3: I like to support black owned a small business and ship.
Speaker 3: I like to see people win. But it's like it's
Speaker 3: only gonna be so many times that you gonna serve
Speaker 3: me some.
Speaker 4: Bullshit Like.
Speaker 6: It's a lot of.
Speaker 3: I just don't Dad said, nigga, put some respect on
Speaker 3: my name. I was raised by a chef and made
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving dinner for ten years in a row.
Speaker 5: See what, don't make the mistakes, Bruhn.
Speaker 8: When a dude proudly says I'm making a dessert, he
Speaker 8: got taught.
Speaker 3: He said he may have been a dope feed, but
Speaker 3: he was a badass cook. Hey, hey, no, that's valid dope.
Speaker 3: That's validope, that's valido valadope. Remember when I talked to
Speaker 3: you all about like functional drug addicts and ship when
Speaker 3: we were talking about that a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 3: that's what Like, I never knew that she was hitting
Speaker 3: rocks and shit because her house was fucking spotless, and
Speaker 3: that motherfucker cook.
Speaker 5: Hey, what events we going down in December? I need
Speaker 5: to know because my birthday.
Speaker 6: Just smoke rock on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Hey, at this point, I'm starting to think that crack
Speaker 3: might get some creative juices for and motherfuckers just get
Speaker 3: to them extra voices and ship that they be hearing.
Speaker 4: Is like season anymore.
Speaker 5: I don't think you get extra voices.
Speaker 8: I just think you get to talk to your ancestor
Speaker 8: and you get to go into the celestial plane and
Speaker 8: shit brown so gret So grinny in the back of
Speaker 8: your head telling you exactly so.
Speaker 3: Smoking rock niggas is something or something it's in. Somebody
Speaker 3: say you something they putting a touch of that.
Speaker 8: I ain't trying to find out. But if they told
Speaker 8: me that's what they see, I'm a believer.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You see how you see how they be matching that
Speaker 3: urban shit, that's them, that's them teaching who to seasons
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 4: Try to make your own.
Speaker 5: He learned how to cook and cook.
Speaker 8: If you know, you know what's your favorite dessert? Nana
Speaker 8: pudding with the bananas in it?
Speaker 4: I hate banana same way. I don't even like the
Speaker 4: smell of them.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not the way it's supposed to be made.
Speaker 5: You vallid on how it's supposed.
Speaker 4: To be would have pissed me off.
Speaker 3: Rita said, I bought a banana pudding and a strawberry
Speaker 3: crunch cake off a popular girl on Facebook angry cursing
Speaker 3: emoji because I love strawberry crunch anything except for cheesecake,
Speaker 3: and it seems like most people sell cheesecake, but I
Speaker 3: hate cheesecake.
Speaker 4: It's too thick.
Speaker 5: I don't dope ass sheesecake.
Speaker 4: I don't like. I just I don't like the consistency
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 5: Cheesecake is fucking amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's not like, oh, you know it just
Speaker 3: it tastes like, you know, the double scoop of ass.
Speaker 4: It's just I don't like the consistency yet.
Speaker 5: You have the community building reserve. Is this is this
Speaker 5: another friends giving? That's what you're trying to tell us
Speaker 5: on the love.
Speaker 6: M wa man?
Speaker 4: Because you got it for two days?
Speaker 5: Is this a double wearing it back to back?
Speaker 6: Double there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But I I definitely been because I'm bro I'm still
Speaker 3: mad about some shrimping.
Speaker 4: Grits that I had.
Speaker 5: We went to that point.
Speaker 8: I don't give a funk before the pandemic. It was
Speaker 8: drop No, it was no. It was close to the
Speaker 8: grand opening. Wasn't it like less than like a month
Speaker 8: or two?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I know it was around my
Speaker 3: birthday because that was I was there with Denise, And Yeah,
Speaker 3: that pissed me off so bad, because what is this
Speaker 3: stiff bullshit in these little cocktail shrimp that y'all gave me.
Speaker 5: Then it's a popular cake girl on Facebook who presentation cracking,
Speaker 5: But the cake is trash as fuck.
Speaker 4: Now, But is it dry?
Speaker 5: That hurt my soul?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Is it dry?
Speaker 7: All I want y'all to do, Like I don't want
Speaker 7: to discourage y'all dreams of being chefs are cooking or whatever.
Speaker 7: But what you're supposed to do is good experiment on
Speaker 7: your loved ones.
Speaker 8: No, no, because you loved ones lot of you. No,
Speaker 8: you gotta have someone's who you trust the opinion.
Speaker 6: You gotta stop just feeding the public.
Speaker 8: Just no, you gotta stop selling the public the bullshit. See,
Speaker 8: that's where the mistake be at. If you just saying, hey, one,
Speaker 8: I made this cake, let me try.
Speaker 5: And then I'll be so if you don't like it,
Speaker 5: you could be like tone, presentation was fire, the frousting
Speaker 5: was good, cake wasn't moist enough.
Speaker 6: Whatever happened in like free samples.
Speaker 5: It was it was dry? And do how was it dry?
Speaker 5: And doweie dry? And that cake wasn't cooked, No, it
Speaker 5: was cooked, but like how did how did it happen?
Speaker 5: Can you get it?
Speaker 6: Get that.
Speaker 8: You got it at that point in time, just sell biscuits.
Speaker 5: They a good biscuits.
Speaker 4: And you want another funny thing, like I can cook.
Speaker 5: Get somebody who faced on gotta filter.
Speaker 3: I can cook, and I'm not saying that as a person.
Speaker 3: Was like I'm gonna get out here and you know,
Speaker 3: slang dinners and ship. But I learned how to cook.
Speaker 3: Like I know how to cook. I was lucky enough
Speaker 3: to where I barely had to cook. Because that's my
Speaker 3: stepdad's contribution. Like that's my pop's contribution. He from Alabama.
Speaker 4: He loved to cook. So we let that nigga.
Speaker 3: Let that nigga cook's let's work for us to do,
Speaker 3: but let's work for me because my mama can't cook it.
Speaker 5: He'd be doing wild ship though. He just be cooking whatever.
Speaker 3: He won't no, like he will cook separate meals. Like
Speaker 3: if he know that, Like we're not fucking with it.
Speaker 3: Like because you know, I ain't eating no coon. I
Speaker 3: eat poon, but not coon.
Speaker 5: South Niggas from the South love cooking coon.
Speaker 6: And I don't know why.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Been half their life in the South love eating coon.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, Like it don't look like it's
Speaker 3: because he's seeson the fuck out of it. Like you
Speaker 3: can tell the spicy though, but like he's sees in
Speaker 3: it and it smells, you know, it's just I know better,
Speaker 3: and I just I can't eat it, bro, I need it.
Speaker 5: Next time you want to waste money, just go ahead
Speaker 5: and donate it over here.
Speaker 3: Cause it's just I just when I see coon, I
Speaker 3: think trash panda, right, and it's like and it's one
Speaker 3: of those things, is like I've never seen a raccoon farm, bro.
Speaker 3: You for you to you know, so it's like you know,
Speaker 3: and knowing the raccoons that come around here, and shit
Speaker 3: is just they'll be like, na, we get them from
Speaker 3: you know, up north for this whatever, and it's like
Speaker 3: all right, but I still just it's not what I see,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. They're not raising them, but
Speaker 3: that's what they're catching them because they're not in the
Speaker 3: inner city where you know, they eating McDonald's rappers and
Speaker 3: shit like that.
Speaker 8: They're free, you know, No, No, these niggas are civilized.
Speaker 8: I didn't see the raccoon with coffee, bro. Nah, I've
Speaker 8: seen a raccoon with a Starbucks cup.
Speaker 5: I believe it, okay, but but.
Speaker 3: I don't think a lot of people realize how huge
Speaker 3: raccoons are. Ye dogs, Yeah, they are fucking huge, like
Speaker 3: they will take like when you because when they get them,
Speaker 3: they're already skinned and frozen. They got everything else. It's
Speaker 3: just they don't have any fur or anything on them.
Speaker 3: So when they stretch, no, the glasses is gone. That's
Speaker 3: part of the fur. So it's just you know them
Speaker 3: hairless cats that like that, but it's just naked.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Actually you know what they do, look like naked Siamese.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So but they are huge.
Speaker 3: They are huge, and he you know they and he
Speaker 3: just like he cutting them up and doing all the
Speaker 3: ship that he gotta do to it.
Speaker 4: He always get his little seasons and spices and ship.
Speaker 3: I always know because he whenever he cooks coon, he
Speaker 3: cooks the coon on top of like sweet potatoes, Like
Speaker 3: he cuts those up and that's what he cooks the
Speaker 3: coon on. And you could see like all of the
Speaker 3: spices and shit because it's spicy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because Mike, Mike, he got bro. He got Corey, remember
Speaker 3: Corey I used to date. You got him, like, and
Speaker 3: they fucked with it.
Speaker 4: They like it.
Speaker 3: I just it's a mental thing and because I know
Speaker 3: what it looks like. He can't trick me with it.
Speaker 3: So but really fucked that ship up too?
Speaker 5: How she doing?
Speaker 4: That's a segment, trust me.
Speaker 5: It's a video.
Speaker 7: It's this dude and he always cooking some weird ship.
Speaker 7: Then you cook like rabbit stew.
Speaker 4: That's not too I mean, now, rabbit I fucked with.
Speaker 6: It was something wrong because.
Speaker 3: I now, I didn't know that it was rabbit when
Speaker 3: I was eating it. But when I found out, I
Speaker 3: wasn't mad at it. So that's just like had he
Speaker 3: fed me the coon before I knew what it was
Speaker 3: and then I found out, I'm like, oh, we shit,
Speaker 3: it is what it is, But knowing ahead of time,
Speaker 3: it's like, nah, bro, it was hard.
Speaker 4: But no a rabbit.
Speaker 3: When they say because they everybody say everything tastes like chicken,
Speaker 3: rabbit really did taste like chicken because we got it.
Speaker 4: It was like it was a dinner.
Speaker 3: It was a dinner like came styrofoam, you know, like
Speaker 3: back Granny party, and it was the rabbit with the
Speaker 3: rice and the gravy and ship, and I was fucking
Speaker 3: it up and I wasn't.
Speaker 4: Mad, like well, okay here that was a semi life.
Speaker 3: I cried because initially because I was a kid, and
Speaker 3: I initially thought about I thought I was eating bugs bunny.
Speaker 3: But then once I was, you know, reassured that that
Speaker 3: wasn't my cartoon bestie, then it was cool.
Speaker 5: Why was bugs your cartoons?
Speaker 4: He was an asshole, you know, I I wasn't at that.
Speaker 8: Age assholes and real deep whatever. Apparently somebody serena no
Speaker 8: cook bear too.
Speaker 4: I think I've been seeing that a lot of people
Speaker 4: talking about that.
Speaker 5: My kindergarten teacher fed us frog legs one day.
Speaker 3: I think my reason for not wanting to And people
Speaker 3: say that tastes like chicken.
Speaker 4: I haven't had that. I haven't had that in a
Speaker 4: long time. I was a kid.
Speaker 7: He think most things taste like chicken because your motherfuckers
Speaker 7: deep fried and prepared, to say, the way you were
Speaker 7: prepared chicken.
Speaker 5: That's basically so why would.
Speaker 7: If you season some ship like you would season your
Speaker 7: chicken and then you deep fried?
Speaker 3: Like No, because different meats have different tastes. Trust me,
Speaker 3: because I was about to get it out right. And
Speaker 3: that's why and and that's and that's why I think
Speaker 3: I'm so afraid to taste raccoon because like wild coon
Speaker 3: should like I feel like it's gonna have a gamy
Speaker 3: meat taste, and I think that's why I'm so scared
Speaker 3: to try it.
Speaker 4: Because like lamb chops, a lot of people love lamb chops.
Speaker 3: I personally have not had a person who's prepared lamb
Speaker 3: chops the correct way to where it doesn't taste game.
Speaker 5: I've had some non gamey lamb chops.
Speaker 3: Because I know that exist, but I haven't because.
Speaker 8: I saw I had it in the Air Force too,
Speaker 8: so we probably had a five star chef.
Speaker 5: Hold deck baby lamb.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, the.
Speaker 5: Chat shut up, shut up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I haven't personally had lamb.
Speaker 3: Chops like every time I have lamb chops, lamp lamb
Speaker 3: chops to me that I've had so far tastes like
Speaker 3: but I would assume biting into a squirrel would taste like.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: B said, deer jerky is fire.
Speaker 5: You know what deer jerky fire.
Speaker 7: And it's another thing that I've experienced working with all
Speaker 7: these people that don't look like me for the past
Speaker 7: seven eight years.
Speaker 8: You know, Anita, I am really starting to realize that
Speaker 8: you are just a Southern coon with money now because.
Speaker 6: The motherfuckers always trying.
Speaker 10: To so the yes not you can cool with money,
Speaker 10: but I'm friends with her.
Speaker 5: She about to show me to get she's about to
Speaker 5: teaching the games.
Speaker 6: Then you be Then she could be Sterling.
Speaker 5: Then you could be where the fuck is that nigga at?
Speaker 6: Yeah, somewhere crying because Shannon Shark won't.
Speaker 7: Stop thinking his brother for raising him, Like god damn
Speaker 7: bro And what Carlos Miller said that I've thought about
Speaker 7: all the times, like anytime somebody asked herbor question about
Speaker 7: his childhood.
Speaker 5: You know, I ain't even the best football player in
Speaker 5: my family like bro shot though, he's just humble and
Speaker 5: keeping it real. Sterling was when they both hit the league.
Speaker 8: Sterling was that he was that nigga like you have
Speaker 8: to oh and then his brother Shannon play in Denver.
Speaker 8: That's literally what was his how they did his career.
Speaker 8: It's like Brandy and ray Jack. We see a J
Speaker 8: all the goddamn time, but Brandy's really the one with tell.
Speaker 3: Me you know, and and since you brought up right J,
Speaker 3: we go pivot. I have never seen and I did.
Speaker 3: I stopped watching Moeshaw a long time ago, like you know,
Speaker 3: before it got to the end of it. I never
Speaker 3: knew that the character like Maya from Girlfriends had anything
Speaker 3: to do with Moesha at all.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's a lot of people that popped up on
Speaker 8: other shows that we didn't know.
Speaker 3: Because it wasn't because at first I thought it was
Speaker 3: like just a coincidence, like it was just her playing
Speaker 3: somebody named Maya. But no, the whole Darnell and Jabbari
Speaker 3: and all of that, all of that was referenced in
Speaker 3: this episode, and I was like, what the fuck, Like,
Speaker 3: I never knew that that was the thing.
Speaker 6: If you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they'd be back doors to other shows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 6: That's how they put the game off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they went back. Yeah, because the first show up
Speaker 5: as an episode of Girl Girlfriends. That's what it was,
Speaker 5: because I think Melanie.
Speaker 8: So they all connected. It was a different one. Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's a different It was a different version of them.
Speaker 7: I forgot how they incorporated, like Girl the game is
Speaker 7: to spin off Girlfriends?
Speaker 5: Did they just cancel the version that the reboot that
Speaker 5: was a peacock.
Speaker 3: I thought Girlfriends was to spin off for something else
Speaker 3: that was too It might have been, but.
Speaker 7: I know that's where we got the game from because
Speaker 7: they all appear on one episode, but no jump.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: Upn had a connected universe.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I really think that just.
Speaker 5: Hold Network really was the ship though.
Speaker 8: It was like, for real, you pole Niggas Network is cracking.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 5: Some life was tied to Harlem Night. If I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 5: you said.
Speaker 4: My Homeboys and I Space ain't you.
Speaker 6: Ain't you?
Speaker 5: I mean ain't it was? It was bullshit.
Speaker 6: Shosta McNasty was.
Speaker 8: Bullshit too, Greg the Bunny was bullshit. So it wasn't
Speaker 8: just only black shows that was trash. It was some
Speaker 8: trash white shows too. You people network exactly what it was?
Speaker 8: Girlfriends and girlfriends spin off of my Ship?
Speaker 6: Do you think Flex knew that?
Speaker 5: No, he just had had to take care of his family.
Speaker 5: We still be talking about how stupid that bullshit was.
Speaker 5: Flex whole career up until one on one was bullshit.
Speaker 8: Bro, Like, if you really go back and look at
Speaker 8: his this disciography all bullshit.
Speaker 5: He was man with six Man even good broa, No,
Speaker 5: it wasn't bro.
Speaker 6: Six Man was okay. Now when you say was it good,
Speaker 6: do you mean like, just what do you mean by good?
Speaker 5: If we if we are movie, Yes, that's what I said,
Speaker 5: Thank you. Would it be something that you would know
Speaker 5: be on HBO Max or would it be on to
Speaker 5: be in today's think?
Speaker 8: Okay, that's a need to know to Okay, it's a
Speaker 8: movie that would have been on to B first, it
Speaker 8: wouldn't have went to theaters.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, if they did this. Now, who's doing it?
Speaker 6: The Wayne brothers doing it?
Speaker 5: D Wayne Brothers do make a big difference.
Speaker 7: But when he threw Flex off the backboard, I thought
Speaker 7: that was hilarious.
Speaker 8: He like like like den He said he damn near
Speaker 8: didn't care. He had a family to take care of. Okay,
Speaker 8: that's the whole reason why he took that role.
Speaker 6: Yes, Flex did play Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know who else had a family take care of?
Speaker 4: Mike Tyson?
Speaker 5: Not even mad at Bro.
Speaker 8: You know what, Mike Tyson, now that you set it
Speaker 8: up before I.
Speaker 6: Took care of.
Speaker 4: No, that that definitely too much money for your family.
Speaker 8: Yeah, true, true, But that fight was a whole other reason.
Speaker 8: Mike didn't do that for the money. He didn't do
Speaker 8: that for his family. He did that for himself.
Speaker 7: That biokick is terrible, you know, it's crazy, Like you
Speaker 7: really can't.
Speaker 6: Find the whole movie on the internet.
Speaker 5: You're not supposed to, Bro you.
Speaker 6: Can only find clips of that Shiitty move.
Speaker 5: Up n Dal Crawl so to be kawalk.
Speaker 6: You remember that game Marcus used in the TV show?
Speaker 8: Is that the moment the Yeah, that was a spinoff one. Yeah,
Speaker 8: because that's his brother. That's Flex's younger brother, is it. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that's because Flex actually the whole owner of one on one.
Speaker 6: Is on Netflix. I went back all that ship. I
Speaker 6: still don't know what flat man.
Speaker 5: Not too much, no for for real.
Speaker 8: If you go back, there was a it was Shynese
Speaker 8: Unsung on Schnese Unsung. They both collectively said they were
Speaker 8: broke and they were living with his family and he
Speaker 8: went through depression. So he was just taking rolls so
Speaker 8: he could provide for his family because he did not feel.
Speaker 5: Like a man with her making all the money.
Speaker 8: Not that he didn't appreciate her doing it, but he
Speaker 8: he felt like a bump. So he was taking roles,
Speaker 8: including the Michael Jackson one, because he had to provide
Speaker 8: for his family.
Speaker 7: Because I ain't no way, ain't no way.
Speaker 5: To figure there some cam care while we calling this
Speaker 5: man flexes that is real.
Speaker 8: No, I think it is, honestly, Alexander Washington, Yeah, I
Speaker 8: think it is somebody wikipedia that real quick.
Speaker 7: Because I'm not gonna call up grown ass man Alexander,
Speaker 7: nothing is wrong with it.
Speaker 5: I was like, what's wrong with that? Flex? Your name
Speaker 5: is not the one, but we call you that? Okay,
Speaker 5: shut up?
Speaker 6: You're not gonna call him grown man Mark?
Speaker 5: Yes? I would.
Speaker 4: If that's his name is Mark.
Speaker 5: Yeap? What the fun do we call him flex?
Speaker 4: Mark Alexander Knox?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So why do we call him flex now?
Speaker 6: Because that's the name on one on one Flex Washington.
Speaker 3: But no, he was being called No, that's that's his name,
Speaker 3: stage name period. Flex Alexander has always been that.
Speaker 7: Oh was I like Jamie Foxx? Yeah, he's not wrong
Speaker 7: with that though, Yeah, because I'm thinking.
Speaker 6: Because dude, just the folks who just go by Leon,
Speaker 6: that's crazy.
Speaker 5: It is his name, last name. I blame Madonna for that.
Speaker 6: Symbol.
Speaker 4: No, he had he wasn't Snakes on a plane.
Speaker 8: Had to get out that contract. Run down his filmography.
Speaker 8: I called it a disciography earlier, run down his filmography
Speaker 8: because I feel like he took a lot of bullshit
Speaker 8: ass roads.
Speaker 4: Let's go ahead and pull up, all right.
Speaker 3: So we had one on one which ran from two
Speaker 3: thousand and one to two thousand and six, Flex and
Speaker 3: Nis twenty fourteen to twenty sixteen watched that.
Speaker 5: I did too.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know they had it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was literally right man.
Speaker 4: In the mirror two thousand and four.
Speaker 8: You know you can't find that movie nowhere.
Speaker 5: I can find an mc hammer one though.
Speaker 4: Bro it got three point two stars out of ten.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised I got that much.
Speaker 5: My Bentley playing Tupac was fucking disgrace. He was he
Speaker 5: was hot ship.
Speaker 3: At the time, something called out Cold in two thousand
Speaker 3: and one. The assistant don't even have a date. He
Speaker 3: was in the hills have eyes too. I've never watched
Speaker 3: those movies two thousand and seven that probably did Snakes
Speaker 3: on the Plane two thousand and six, Homeboys and Out
Speaker 3: of Space ninety six to ninety seven Trigger no date,
Speaker 3: Poor Boys, Poor Boy's Game that has Danny Glover in it.
Speaker 3: That was two thousand and seven.
Speaker 5: He ain't even an extra and nothing notable, like I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That movie called Ice ninety eight Gas two thousand and
Speaker 3: four that had a Tyson Beckford.
Speaker 5: These one word movies could have been about anything.
Speaker 4: How was that? I know that ain't.
Speaker 11: Mm hmm when a supermodel name I always had his
Speaker 11: shirt and ball headed and just glistening, and chicks was
Speaker 11: going crazy over him.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So the only real move like he was in.
Speaker 5: Juice, Like the only movies wait, what was he in Jewels?
Speaker 5: Because I don't remember, Like the only movie was he
Speaker 5: the DJ when Queen Latifa was auditioning for people? Was
Speaker 5: he in line? Like, now I gotta go watch Juice.
Speaker 4: He was a contest auditioner.
Speaker 5: He was in line. That's what I say. That had
Speaker 5: to been there. I think it was who I think
Speaker 5: it was. Who I think it was. I think it's
Speaker 5: who he skipped.
Speaker 3: Bro, That's what I clicked on it, And that was
Speaker 3: he was in the cast as a contest auditioner.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was in line because he skipped him. He
Speaker 5: skipped him to get in.
Speaker 3: You got you gotta give us the money train doing
Speaker 3: what let's see conductor.
Speaker 4: Hood number three.
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not I'm not shipping on dog at all.
Speaker 8: It's just like the question of how are you famous?
Speaker 8: Is funny because one on one that's that's all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, because these movies are real, Like I've never heard.
Speaker 4: He was in She's all that doing what.
Speaker 5: In the remakeer the original.
Speaker 4: The original Usher in it. He was somebody named Kadeen.
Speaker 4: What he got a name? So that mean he had.
Speaker 5: Y'all go make me go watch these movies just to
Speaker 5: see what he was doing.
Speaker 6: I don't want to know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know what he played on Mixed Dish.
Speaker 4: I've never watched it.
Speaker 3: It didn't last long twenty nineteen to twenty twenty one.
Speaker 5: I really didn't watch that one that much.
Speaker 6: One season.
Speaker 5: Was like, leave Mark alone. I ain't never seen him
Speaker 5: before or after one on one and.
Speaker 4: You won't well and mixed it Mixed Dish.
Speaker 3: He was somebody named George, so again he had a name, contestant, auditioner,
Speaker 3: It contests auditioner, and hood number three, y'all, So now
Speaker 3: I gotta go click on the movies like that I
Speaker 3: actually know about. Okay, he was somebody named Sarge and
Speaker 3: the Hills have Eyes too, bro.
Speaker 7: Y'all have an extra all the TV show. You know,
Speaker 7: most people who get.
Speaker 4: Down because even Snake's on the plane, he was just
Speaker 4: a nigga on a plane.
Speaker 7: You know. Most niggas who get a TV show usually
Speaker 7: like stand out in a movie like you not the star.
Speaker 7: You might you're like Fifth Mike or some ship and
Speaker 7: then you know, you get a movie or you know,
Speaker 7: some ship or not even a movie, but you get
Speaker 7: like a TV show.
Speaker 3: What think it's more so because like he was a comedian,
Speaker 3: so maybe that's how he started getting into stuff.
Speaker 6: What jokes do he tell? What stage has he stood on?
Speaker 4: I could have swore he been on Death Comedy Jam before.
Speaker 6: Jam?
Speaker 4: Never?
Speaker 6: Who is this nigga?
Speaker 4: Now? Yeah, he was on Death Comedy Jam.
Speaker 6: You gotta yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a YouTube clip, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 3: Comedian Flex has a wild story about his grandpa.
Speaker 6: What no, how long did that video?
Speaker 4: Five minutes and thirty seconds? See? Ain't he dancing with
Speaker 4: Barton on the stage?
Speaker 7: No, no, sit down to tone everybody in the comments.
Speaker 7: We are gonna watch Flats do a joke and we're
Speaker 7: gonna see if this niggas funny because I don't think
Speaker 7: he's funny.
Speaker 4: I thought I remember seeing him on Death Comedy Dam.
Speaker 4: He was a comedian, bro.
Speaker 3: We saw everything like Chris Tucker, everybody, We saw all
Speaker 3: of them on Death Comedy Jam.
Speaker 6: And you know you know who not funny? Chris Tucker?
Speaker 4: Hey man, his Teito bit was funny.
Speaker 5: Damn Michael.
Speaker 7: Because when he came back and tried to do stand
Speaker 7: up a definitely he was the first nigga.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know about like the specials, but like
Speaker 3: Death Comedy Jam and Ship, niggas used to actually have
Speaker 3: me laughing And I wasn'tven supposed to be watching that ship.
Speaker 6: Yeah, back there was funny. Yeah, some of them niggas.
Speaker 4: Oh what's up? Beato ain't seeing a minute? Because niggas
Speaker 4: a comedian? Where fat?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 4: Where is this comedian? Look?
Speaker 3: Even when you google him and says actor comedian a comedian,
Speaker 3: No bro like actor slash comedian nigga.
Speaker 4: American actor and comedian.
Speaker 5: Bro, I don't care.
Speaker 6: What Wikipedia or Google say.
Speaker 7: Where has he told a joke at his career?
Speaker 6: Might be the joke?
Speaker 2: Look, I'm just.
Speaker 6: Saying what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Were waiting on tone?
Speaker 7: Well, since were waiting on tone, did you watch the
Speaker 7: Well you was out with us, so I know you
Speaker 7: didn't really watch it.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I was watching before I got to y'all.
Speaker 3: So I watched it before I got to y'all because
Speaker 3: y'all know we are huge wrestling fans in this family.
Speaker 4: So we went to see.
Speaker 3: SmackDown on Friday, and let me tell you something about
Speaker 3: this shit fuck third party ticketing apps. Stuff hub can
Speaker 3: suck my ass sideways.
Speaker 4: Okay, so.
Speaker 3: This is partially my fault, I admit, because there were
Speaker 3: so many times I had an opportunity to buy the
Speaker 3: tickets and I would keep forgetting but then it was
Speaker 3: really just waiting until the last minute. Honestly helps because
Speaker 3: you get tickets for much lower if you can't catch
Speaker 3: the presale price, because people will buy a bunch of
Speaker 3: tickets right resale and then they're trying to offload them
Speaker 3: for three times a price. But the day of that
Speaker 3: event come and they ain't sold them tickets. Oh, they
Speaker 3: dropping them off fuckers like it's hot because they don't
Speaker 3: want to get caught with all of these tickets. So
Speaker 3: now they're just trying to sell them, sell them. So
Speaker 3: that plan, actually it still worked out for me. When
Speaker 3: you go on stuff hub or any type of like
Speaker 3: tick pick or anything like that, they allow people to
Speaker 3: post their tickets for sale without telling you where the
Speaker 3: seats are. You know, if you go on Ticketmaster, it
Speaker 3: shows you exactly where the seat is, like you're picking
Speaker 3: where you want to sit. They don't do that, so
Speaker 3: they allow people to say, hey, well, you know it's
Speaker 3: floor section, floor section one, roll three, and then that's it.
Speaker 3: So you don't know if you're in the beginning of
Speaker 3: the road, the back of the road. You don't know
Speaker 3: none of that. So I end up getting these tickets
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, all right, these ain't the seats
Speaker 3: I thought they was gonna be because I was trying
Speaker 3: to kind of like compare with what was still available
Speaker 3: for resale on Ticketmaster. So I thought it was gonna
Speaker 3: be the same, these same seats, because those were the
Speaker 3: only tickets that were available in that road for resale
Speaker 3: on Ticketmaster.
Speaker 4: Hold on the second ear.
Speaker 6: Hello, Well, this is.
Speaker 7: What happens when you got one motherfucker who wants to
Speaker 7: order food in the middle of a podcast and then
Speaker 7: you have it delivered. Now you do understand that at
Speaker 7: any given time you will have to get up from
Speaker 7: a microphone. That's cool because it's excusually three people in
Speaker 7: the notice how one really never leaves the room, So
Speaker 7: I'm always here, and since you're here with y'all, so well,
Speaker 7: while I'm here, shout out to bro we uh we
Speaker 7: attended montage?
Speaker 6: Little shit did shout out to him?
Speaker 5: Can and uh, Mike, happy birthdate of them.
Speaker 7: But yeah, if y'all watched this Mike Tyson fight, I
Speaker 7: didn't even watch the full fight.
Speaker 6: I just watched the highlights.
Speaker 7: I knew Mike was cooked when he came out there
Speaker 7: with the knee breaks like niggas got bad knees, Like
Speaker 7: he wasn't even throwing the jazz like cool, Mike got paid.
Speaker 7: Go home, don't do it again, Mike. That's crazy. Jake
Speaker 7: Paul can definitively say I beat Mike Tyson in a
Speaker 7: boxing match.
Speaker 6: That is fucking unheard of crazy.
Speaker 5: What that's a bigger.
Speaker 4: That's what he said.
Speaker 3: So before I get back a ticketmaster, I just want
Speaker 3: to say, this sticker here tells you what comes with
Speaker 3: my order one medium cranberry lemonade.
Speaker 4: Did you see me come down here with elimonade?
Speaker 3: So I asked him. I was like, I said, they
Speaker 3: don't give you my lemonade. He was like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: you gotta contact door dash. I just get you know
Speaker 3: what they hand me. It's different if I was missing
Speaker 3: some food in the bag, I can't you didn't bag it.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But it is your responsibility to check for any drinks
Speaker 3: that I have, especially when you see you right here.
Speaker 3: So luckily I got water, but now I gotta contact
Speaker 3: door dash.
Speaker 4: He'm like, bro, they didn't give me my my juice.
Speaker 3: He was he stinks like I damn near feel like
Speaker 3: I don't know, but he he got out of a
Speaker 3: pickup truck. Huh. Yeah, he smell like it too.
Speaker 5: And you smell like you can white people smell like outside.
Speaker 3: No, no, he smelled like the inside of a hippopotamus.
Speaker 4: Ass ain't no outside there. It's right.
Speaker 2: Right, right, very right.
Speaker 8: You should be able to get a discount on your
Speaker 8: meal if they asked, was right?
Speaker 5: This is not. It may have affected my food. M hm.
Speaker 5: I don't know, broh, but I think you might want
Speaker 5: to order something now to say time.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but yeah, so I ordered these tickets and.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about the SmackDown experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I ordered these tickets and then I I
Speaker 3: am missing my drink and y'all know I love my lemonade.
Speaker 5: Get your food for free.
Speaker 3: Then and then they're like, uh, we've noticed you've been
Speaker 3: having problems with your order.
Speaker 4: Who the fuck fault is that I don't go pick
Speaker 4: up my own ship.
Speaker 8: It's always my drink too, Like I just got refunded
Speaker 8: for a whole meal the other day. It's like y'all
Speaker 8: didn't give me my drink. And even the drivers like, oh,
Speaker 8: we didn't see no drinks. She didn't have me no drink.
Speaker 8: Looked at the receipt.
Speaker 5: It was a drink.
Speaker 4: Food.
Speaker 5: One thing I do hang about.
Speaker 6: I do order a drink and the drink.
Speaker 7: Comes, no stroke, Like why the fuck don't motherfuck like broke?
Speaker 3: They don't give me no napkins. They didn't give me
Speaker 3: no utensils. I got macaroni and fucking cheese. Why don't
Speaker 3: I have a spoon? Where's my sport?
Speaker 5: Like, you know what, you do need a sport for
Speaker 5: their food for some reason, you can't use a spoon
Speaker 5: or fork. You gotta have a sport on top of
Speaker 5: the microwaves.
Speaker 6: What is together, you stupid son of the bitches.
Speaker 5: Oh my okay, brother, No, I'm not don't care. You
Speaker 5: are angry, yeah, one fucking job, but you are angry.
Speaker 7: And then like one fucking I'm saying, when you come
Speaker 7: back and ask for something that's yours, I paid for it.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, how you got an attitude? Because you
Speaker 8: gotta do your job.
Speaker 7: Excuse me, sir, it's supposed to be three double hamburgers.
Speaker 6: It's it's only two. Amen. Like no, don't amen, Like, bro,
Speaker 6: just get my hamburger and that's all.
Speaker 5: You got it to.
Speaker 4: You wasn't anger yet, I told Yeah.
Speaker 5: As I walked in and I heard him talking about that,
Speaker 5: he was like, who's tuning? I was like, who smelled
Speaker 5: like ripe ass?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I hope nobody was smelling like ripe ass has smacked down.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I just want to say Unford.
Speaker 8: As much as I don't eat Chinese food, Chinese food,
Speaker 8: Chinese food gravy is always top tier.
Speaker 5: Like if I'm gonna eat, it's gotta have a gravy
Speaker 5: with it.
Speaker 4: Chinese food gravy is my drop of tree, absolutely.
Speaker 8: Because that's what That was one of the reasons why
Speaker 8: I used to like to go to China Buffet all
Speaker 8: the time. Their gravy was on point, and then they had.
Speaker 5: Time to go to a China buffet. Is there one
Speaker 5: here because the one ober by my house is ass. No,
Speaker 5: it's called China buffets.
Speaker 7: The human universe took me to one of the fire
Speaker 7: look at her enlightening you.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So I ordered these tickets, and then it tells
Speaker 3: me to seat numbers. Seat numbers are five and six.
Speaker 3: I'm pissed because I'm thinking they'll be one.
Speaker 5: And two, then two.
Speaker 3: Right at the aisle where they're coming out at. So
Speaker 3: guaranteed all the grabs and fist bumps and ship like
Speaker 3: that when you let the aisle. So I'm already like, brother,
Speaker 3: the same what I thought I was getting. So I'm
Speaker 3: already a little agitated. I order my tickets Wednesday. They say, oh, well,
Speaker 3: your tickets will be delivered Friday. I'm my brother, they
Speaker 3: ain't never happen. All you get it, you get the
Speaker 3: email up, I guess it. Keep down on scalpirst. So
Speaker 3: Friday comes early Friday morning, I wake up, tickets is there? Well,
Speaker 3: this say seats five and six. So I'm even further
Speaker 3: away just saying what you said.
Speaker 4: I contact support.
Speaker 3: First guy on the research No, first guy, no, because
Speaker 3: they they have what's called like a fan guarantee or
Speaker 3: some ship like if you not you know, Okay. So
Speaker 3: the first guy I call, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 3: y'all said I had seats five and six. This is
Speaker 3: showing me seats eleven and twelve. I'm not claiming these
Speaker 3: tickets before I know what's up, because this ain't the
Speaker 3: tickets to said I'm supposed to get. These are different.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you know, I see that, blah blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. Try to reach out to the seller,
Speaker 3: see if we can get you the correct tickets. But
Speaker 3: he was like, you know, if all else FEUs are there,
Speaker 3: he was like, you know, our seats one and two. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's what I wanted in in the first fucking place.
Speaker 3: I said, that's perfect.
Speaker 4: I'm reaching setting out to the cellar via email.
Speaker 3: If you don't receive another email from us by twelve
Speaker 3: forty five Pacific, give us a call back. That's two
Speaker 3: forty five for us, a set of alarm two forty five.
Speaker 3: I call back, I gets somebody else. I hate when
Speaker 3: that first person is helpful, when the second person is stupid.
Speaker 3: I act like they don't know about bro read the
Speaker 3: fucking notes. I know he typed something in my order number.
Speaker 5: Because I heard the click of the clacks.
Speaker 8: I heard no, because I I used to get that
Speaker 8: all the time at Bemo Hairs when someone yeah there
Speaker 8: was I just heard them over on the keyboard.
Speaker 5: Type of stuff, so or they'd be like, oh, I
Speaker 5: thought I lost until I heard the keyboards moving, Like, nah, bro,
Speaker 5: I'm still here. You got. You got a ship going there?
Speaker 6: You got.
Speaker 8: Because we really don't be quiet all the time. We
Speaker 8: got y'all on mute. Sometimes we gotta put y'all on
Speaker 8: mute because y'all dumb as fucking we gotta site some
Speaker 8: ship because.
Speaker 5: My job we be man. Y'all be on me, like
Speaker 5: hold on my mom, while go ahead. I'll be on mute.
Speaker 5: And we just be talking about y'all.
Speaker 7: After dealing with the general public. Like when I know
Speaker 7: that I have to do like important stuff, I'm trying
Speaker 7: to be as polite as possible when I have to call.
Speaker 4: And can we start putting my comments on the screen.
Speaker 5: They was talking about some other ship for a minute.
Speaker 4: Well they talking about the door dash it.
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 4: You gotta scrolled up a little bit more. You missed
Speaker 4: a lot, I.
Speaker 8: Just said, because I just seen readA said Ripe and
Speaker 8: I was like, you know what, I'm gonna leave it
Speaker 8: right there for a minute.
Speaker 4: How Bridge said they need to vet these dashers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, And I cannot stand it when it
Speaker 3: says a woman is supposed to deliver my food, and
Speaker 3: a nigga pops up with my food?
Speaker 4: Who sent you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? When I got my door Dash earlier, it was
Speaker 5: a mom and daughter. They was in the car together.
Speaker 8: I was like, if it wasn't put these niggas giving
Speaker 8: away free turkeys outside here, I probably would have got robbed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because why don't you have your own account bra
Speaker 3: because they ain't got no license.
Speaker 8: Or they didn't already burnt their account like they are suspended,
Speaker 8: and they get suspended when they get too many low stars.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, stop stealing niggas foods.
Speaker 6: You hauleringsars. You won't get a low star. But yeah,
Speaker 6: I'll make you some money.
Speaker 4: That bothers me. You know who else do that?
Speaker 3: Whatt Ho said that though, no, you cannot create a
Speaker 3: door dash account under my name because the money that
Speaker 3: you earn is going to have to go under my
Speaker 3: so's security number, which means that I will be responsible
Speaker 3: for the taxes of any money you make.
Speaker 4: People don't think about.
Speaker 5: That big thing part right there.
Speaker 3: People do not think about that part. The money that
Speaker 3: you make has to be claimed on income taxes. So
Speaker 3: if you make over six hundred dollars doing door Dash,
Speaker 3: and I could a tax form in my name because they.
Speaker 4: Don't take the tax money out right away.
Speaker 3: Now you look at me, stud because I'm like, hey, bro,
Speaker 3: you own your money.
Speaker 4: M No, absolutely not. She This would have been one
Speaker 4: of them capis bones.
Speaker 5: Bro. It would have been smaller and pointier. Though, Bro,
Speaker 5: you can't.
Speaker 8: Like I'm telling you, there's some niggas who literally there's
Speaker 8: women out here who sound like grown men because they
Speaker 8: don't scratch their throats up from cat fish bones.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna tell me otherwise, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: That shit throws me off. So I don't like that either,
Speaker 4: or at least give a warning.
Speaker 3: Like text, like you know that the fucking delivery name
Speaker 3: says Brianna, be like, all right, this is Paul.
Speaker 4: You know, ify or lie and say hi.
Speaker 3: You know, for my safety, I door dash with my brother,
Speaker 3: Paul will be bringing it to the door.
Speaker 4: Whatever the fuck.
Speaker 5: I will believe that I can roll with that.
Speaker 7: I just whenever I see like certain names, I'm just
Speaker 7: the belief that when I go to the door to
Speaker 7: leave the legend at the door, it's gonna be an.
Speaker 7: The only time my door dasher is who it's supposed
Speaker 7: to be.
Speaker 8: Is usually in the middle of That's what I'm gonna say,
Speaker 8: because my door dasher was a woman when she brung
Speaker 8: my water, and I was actually kind of like, damn
Speaker 8: big ass case of water you brung by yourself.
Speaker 5: I feel bad that you can call me and say
Speaker 5: you were out here.
Speaker 3: It was a pregnant girl that bought our car battery
Speaker 3: from a Walmart delivery, and.
Speaker 4: My mama felt so bad. My mama went in the
Speaker 4: apple tip there like an extra ten dollars.
Speaker 8: I would she was pregnant, you out here dashing the paper,
Speaker 8: but the car battery, you know what?
Speaker 4: She know what she was getting into till she got there.
Speaker 4: If you had.
Speaker 5: We could tell it's eleven herbs.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I just popa would never.
Speaker 6: Wow buck Bank.
Speaker 5: Bug Bank is a wild ass words.
Speaker 8: Get some who advice, some life lessons, some muck bang,
Speaker 8: and probably get into our personal business. I think more
Speaker 8: people know more about us because of this show than
Speaker 8: actually knowing us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know they have because I had to change
Speaker 3: the battery in the one. You know how hard that
Speaker 3: was carrying that motherfucker that's got that roping it.
Speaker 8: Trey can't say nothing about nothing being heavy because she'd
Speaker 8: be fixing whole cars by herself, and she four eleven right,
Speaker 8: she'd be under her own car getting busy.
Speaker 5: She could just walk under her own car, though. I
Speaker 5: don't know, man as get it stuck though, what I'm saying,
Speaker 5: don't need no.
Speaker 4: Jack an all inclusive podcast.
Speaker 5: That's why it takes three hours to get done.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 4: Can you play the phone check video phone check?
Speaker 5: Homie?
Speaker 6: You was really listening or not?
Speaker 4: Pop up phone check here?
Speaker 5: I just got my phone.
Speaker 12: I wouldn't care if you got a teen years ago.
Speaker 12: I don't care nothing about that. Hand me that phone. Man,
Speaker 12: you're really doing the most right now? Is this even necessary?
Speaker 12: Is she trying to deleast the girl? Give me that phone.
Speaker 5: And you trust the god?
Speaker 4: A lit?
Speaker 12: What's the past code? It's not even locked, it's locked, Ashley?
Speaker 12: What's the past code on seven one eight with the
Speaker 12: number symbolized me and my boyfriend anniversary? Since when you
Speaker 12: get a boyfriend, that's besides the case. Okay, it looked
Speaker 12: like all the messages are deleted, Ashley. What's that about.
Speaker 12: I don't know what you're talking about. They should be there, Ashley.
Speaker 12: I'm looking at the phone. There's no messages there, and
Speaker 12: you know you was just texting who was you texting?
Speaker 6: Nobody?
Speaker 5: Maybe it was a glitch. I don't know.
Speaker 12: Actually I'm not gonna sit here and play this game
Speaker 12: with you.
Speaker 4: You was all like this, what that means? You know what?
Speaker 12: I ought to just take the phone just because you're
Speaker 12: sitting here playing in my face right now. Let me
Speaker 12: find out you out here setting up something. I guarantee
Speaker 12: you it's gonna be the last thing you set up.
Speaker 12: I'm telling you. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Don't let me find out you up to no good?
Speaker 12: Mind you you doing all this right after my birthday.
Speaker 12: I wouldn't care if your birthday was ten months ago.
Speaker 12: A phone check is a phone shack, be prepared the
Speaker 12: next time.
Speaker 4: So phone check, homie.
Speaker 5: Right, okay, let's get to this.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I was reading the comment show. She said,
Speaker 4: it's not bag. It's pronounced like a bomb, muck bomb.
Speaker 5: Trey was like, first of all.
Speaker 6: I mean I prefer to turn muck bank, So shut up.
Speaker 5: Ran fifty on you real quick? Should I ask?
Speaker 3: But none of this so based off of the video
Speaker 3: that we got because we love you, based off of
Speaker 3: the video that you guys just watch, do you feel
Speaker 3: that that is proper parenting or do you feel like
Speaker 3: it's an invasion of privacy and you shouldn't be checking
Speaker 3: your kids phone?
Speaker 5: No, you gotta check these kids phones these day.
Speaker 8: We got too many white folks that be killing, that
Speaker 8: be on shooting sprees for us not to be checking phones. Plus,
Speaker 8: I don't have an I pay for your phone bill.
Speaker 8: I got the right to check your phone.
Speaker 5: Now, lelei.
Speaker 6: I don't have to.
Speaker 3: Feel like it's either privacy for something.
Speaker 8: I feel like they should because these kids talk about
Speaker 8: anything and everything these days. You don't know what's going on.
Speaker 8: You don't know what a little fast tailed boy trying
Speaker 8: to talk to my daughter into doing some felonious activities
Speaker 8: with him in the name of you love me now.
Speaker 4: I'm said, my mama used to do that to us.
Speaker 4: Phone check is crazy.
Speaker 5: You know, you know you don't want them to people
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 8: It ain't even about me, nigga, because these some of
Speaker 8: these niggas is worse. This generation is worse. I'm at
Speaker 8: least nice, not nice, nice with it, sugar, tell you
Speaker 8: making love, making love yourself a little bit.
Speaker 4: Said, we ain't have no damn privacy. But when checking Marius.
Speaker 8: Proper parent and proper parents because the girl because look
Speaker 8: she didn't even know that she had a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like, proper parents are actually improper because
Speaker 3: girl go to them recently needed threads.
Speaker 5: Now like she was like where them threads go? Like
Speaker 5: mm hmm. See what Robert m gotta say?
Speaker 3: And he said, yes, definitely proper parents. And my mama
Speaker 3: did that when I initially got mine.
Speaker 8: Robert em said, I'm going to check my kids phones
Speaker 8: at any time. I need the password Texas and internet history.
Speaker 8: Me and me damn near gave our address.
Speaker 4: Some brandow on roadblocks a few years ago because she's
Speaker 4: too friendly.
Speaker 8: See and Lee liked that. Lee very friendly. That's why
Speaker 8: her phone cut off at nine o'clock.
Speaker 4: I said, my two adult children, I never did. They
Speaker 4: were pretty good children, didn't suspecting the BS. I don't
Speaker 4: put none past.
Speaker 5: No, kids can't.
Speaker 4: And it's not even you know, a questioning of my
Speaker 4: parents in or anything like that.
Speaker 3: I don't put anything fast because we don't know how
Speaker 3: other people parents parent they kids, right, And like how
Speaker 3: Brie was just saying, like Mini is very very friendly,
Speaker 3: and a lot of kids like they don't realize when
Speaker 3: they're being manipulated into certain things or other kids take
Speaker 3: advantage of the fact that your kid is like super
Speaker 3: fucking nice. Right for me, Ria is twenty, I pay
Speaker 3: that phone bill. Guess we still got password and can
Speaker 3: unlock that shit anytime I want you.
Speaker 8: My fingerprints on the girl's phones, yea, they don't even
Speaker 8: know if my fingerprint they think I'll be putting a
Speaker 8: password then, so when they call themselves changing the past,
Speaker 8: word that you still get in with no problem.
Speaker 4: And the fact that you think that it's okay, why are.
Speaker 5: You changing your password now? Leig got a got a
Speaker 5: smart thing.
Speaker 8: She said she changed her password because she was logging
Speaker 8: into her phone at school one day and she think
Speaker 8: a kid seen her log in, so she changed it.
Speaker 8: I let her slide with that because that's smart. Come
Speaker 8: a butt, You're still gonna give me that password even
Speaker 8: though my fingerprint on.
Speaker 3: Here, right, Trey said, he can't even download anything without
Speaker 3: another note.
Speaker 8: That's how we got That's how Tiana's is. Anytime she
Speaker 8: tried to do something on Apple, it comes like, hey,
Speaker 8: can she download this?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 5: Right? Cool? Ye?
Speaker 4: I mean all they plays roadblocks though, but still Britt said, listen.
Speaker 3: Before I had a phone, we had AOL and my
Speaker 3: mama checked my shit because she was not fooling with
Speaker 3: them chests and put me on the child block until
Speaker 3: I was fifteen.
Speaker 4: Longest year of my life, no, not playing. Brie said,
Speaker 4: I was a sneaky kid.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what you're trying to do, Little Dark.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know you went to church school, y'all
Speaker 3: always the worst.
Speaker 5: And that's the thing your.
Speaker 4: School had, church has Saint in it anywhere. He was
Speaker 4: on some bullshit, especially from Saint John and Tina's.
Speaker 5: But just brief, that's why I said that.
Speaker 3: Bactically, we just said I have to check my eight
Speaker 3: year old twitch and tappa. Yeah, last year I was
Speaker 3: checking Jellybean phone and little boy that you know text
Speaker 3: her right, So yeah, I don't know if y'all remember
Speaker 3: I thought conversation this nigga was, this nigga is mad,
Speaker 3: freaky like and jelly Bean just it just goes.
Speaker 4: Over, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: She ain't catching any windows. Yeah, like, bro, you twelve,
Speaker 5: why you like this? Are your shirt off? Dog?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 3: When I shout the messages to the group chat like
Speaker 3: her uncles went and found this nigga Instagram.
Speaker 4: That's how bad Dog was.
Speaker 5: Us bro chill out, dum, don't get yours.
Speaker 3: But no, I feel like there are multiple reasons to
Speaker 3: check your child's phone, and it's not just to see
Speaker 3: if they're being sneaky. Sometimes they're struggling with things and
Speaker 3: don't know how to come to you.
Speaker 5: Yep, that's another thing. They'll tell their friends before they
Speaker 5: tell you.
Speaker 4: And it's like.
Speaker 3: A lot of times when kids are like backing limb
Speaker 3: with like mental health shit, and it's like, do I
Speaker 3: need to get you help with something?
Speaker 4: Are you feeling overwhelmed with certain things? And you're feeling
Speaker 4: like like are you being bullied?
Speaker 3: And I don't know about it because you don't know
Speaker 3: if you should tell you know, it's somebody touching you
Speaker 3: inappropriately and you feel like you can't talk about it
Speaker 3: because you.
Speaker 4: Know, we have like basically use our phones for like
Speaker 4: little notes and diar.
Speaker 5: Reason shit, Um, I definitely do business off my phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So there are multiple reasons to check your child's phone.
Speaker 4: And I just feel like.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about no expectation of privacy,
Speaker 3: like I give you, you know, someone, I ain't taking
Speaker 3: the fucking doors off and GRIBs and shit, hold on now,
Speaker 3: I'm not above that. Like I ain't taking doors off
Speaker 3: the hinges and shit.
Speaker 5: I'm not against snatching doors off, but.
Speaker 4: I definitely check phones.
Speaker 3: I like to see like the content of conversations that
Speaker 3: are being had, even if it's something where you know,
Speaker 3: it's like, damn, you know what, she's not entertaining it.
Speaker 3: But I feel like at this point, maybe we need
Speaker 3: to have this conversation based off a conversation that other
Speaker 3: people are initiating.
Speaker 8: With before we go any further. I just want you
Speaker 8: to understand that three, Denise and Rita all went to
Speaker 8: Saint Joe and Tina's point proven het the case close button, please, sir,
Speaker 8: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4: And poorly executed.
Speaker 8: Right, big facts, it's the fact that Rita said I
Speaker 8: was a good kid. You just could have just said
Speaker 8: I went to Saint Johnantine left it there. You didn't
Speaker 8: have to put it. I'm the good kid in front
Speaker 8: of it. But we know you, Hey, how many of
Speaker 8: us I check the phone? I check his phones occasionally,
Speaker 8: and when I tell moms if their kid is doing
Speaker 8: the same something inappropriate, Fussel Dia will bring his phone
Speaker 8: to me if something feels See you got him trained though,
Speaker 8: like your son is not a typical kid from today's age.
Speaker 6: My life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 3: You're not trying to take everything from me, but it's
Speaker 3: like you do gotta you gotta spot ship some time.
Speaker 8: See Fox would Robert. I don't even know who he is,
Speaker 8: but that's my kind of dad right there. I took
Speaker 8: doors off Hinges before. I will take doors off Hinges.
Speaker 5: A right, man.
Speaker 8: Don't don't come in here with no little spicy attitude.
Speaker 8: I've seen it happen, like kids slam doors and ship.
Speaker 8: Let's see you slam air, motherfucker. Oh no, I definitely
Speaker 8: would take it off the door for that. I would
Speaker 8: take take a door like you slamming doors. You slamming doors.
Speaker 5: Okay, I see how it is.
Speaker 8: I think Teresa would take I think Teresa would take
Speaker 8: doors off Hinges. Now Teresa leaves. Teresa leaves when she
Speaker 8: gets frustrated.
Speaker 5: She leaves.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmman that nursing license.
Speaker 5: Because it was one day. It was one morning.
Speaker 8: I don't know what Tiana had did, but Tiana had
Speaker 8: pissed her off so bad that Tiana is still like
Speaker 8: in her panties and bro getting ready for school. Teresa
Speaker 8: didnet left, and I'm you know, I'm just putting my
Speaker 8: PaperWorks and stuff together. All of a sudden, I get
Speaker 8: a notification on three Life three sixty. Teresa is twenty
Speaker 8: two miles away. I call her you at work, So, yeah,
Speaker 8: I had to leave. I couldn't. I couldn't.
Speaker 5: I had to leave.
Speaker 8: You could have told me you left or something. She
Speaker 8: has naked here waiting on you. So I had to
Speaker 8: get her together and take her to school.
Speaker 5: It was like, you got it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'll read summer comments from that video.
Speaker 5: What was the name of the school before? More so?
Speaker 5: And then you know what's funny.
Speaker 8: This also brings the point I've seen a video that
Speaker 8: came across my timeline where a daughter was sending a
Speaker 8: message to some boy and she accidentally sent it to
Speaker 8: her brothers and it was a freaky ass message and
Speaker 8: all three.
Speaker 5: Brothers ran up in her room. Was like, oh no,
Speaker 5: and then they showed it. Yeah, like they was about
Speaker 5: to getting her ass.
Speaker 4: Burrows.
Speaker 3: So the very first time, the very first comment says,
Speaker 3: as someone raised like this, my dad actually saved me
Speaker 3: numerous times.
Speaker 4: Y'all might think it's abuse or kids need privacy.
Speaker 3: But I would have been molested or raped her god
Speaker 3: knows what, so many times over if my dad didn't
Speaker 3: check my phone. My dad will not be in a
Speaker 3: nurse at home. Thank you, because people keep saying if
Speaker 3: you do this to your kids, you gonna end up.
Speaker 4: In a nursing home. Oh no, somebody said, hell no,
Speaker 4: lock phone with deleted messages. No, this's my phone.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: My step mom did this, and guess what I hated
Speaker 3: her for. You probably hated her before that because you
Speaker 3: was your.
Speaker 5: Step on right.
Speaker 4: Never once did my parents do this. I never even
Speaker 4: considered this was the thing.
Speaker 3: As a team, my parents respected me and I left
Speaker 3: my phone all over the house with full knowledge my
Speaker 3: privacy would be respected. If my parents had questions about
Speaker 3: my social life, they asked me politely, never demanded.
Speaker 4: This is so sad.
Speaker 5: Matt asks what color is the icon?
Speaker 4: Hm?
Speaker 8: Hm can Man asks what the color of the abvy
Speaker 8: is For this particular response, it looks.
Speaker 4: Like a white eyeball.
Speaker 5: Everybody's parents, I mean everybody parents. It's out. It's different.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say that that's not the case, but
Speaker 5: I guess you also have to be as a child,
Speaker 5: not a sneaky ass nigga. Right, some people feel like
Speaker 5: some people feel like they know right, like Kayla.
Speaker 8: Like Kayla said that her son literally would bring her
Speaker 8: the phone, but she ain't gotta really question it, but
Speaker 8: she still check it because we don't know what these
Speaker 8: niggas you hanging out with do. Like you and I
Speaker 8: play video games, we sometimes getting party chats. That's not
Speaker 8: what our friends because of the game we play.
Speaker 3: I like this saying my daughter knows she trades privacy
Speaker 3: for protection until a certain age. Respect and because of that,
Speaker 3: we've had open conversations for years and she's never thrown
Speaker 3: a fit or got an ass.
Speaker 4: The two when we asked to see her phone or
Speaker 4: check her computer.
Speaker 3: And she said, we've never read through the messages detail,
Speaker 3: but we have skimmed them to make sure they're appropriate,
Speaker 3: and we've never had a problem.
Speaker 8: I can't tell you how many times my mama took
Speaker 8: my phone. Your mama looked like she snatched your phone, though, Denise,
Speaker 8: because they went to Saint.
Speaker 5: Joe and Tina. Mama ain't stupid. She knows where she
Speaker 5: sent her baby.
Speaker 4: Niece been at a young age since we known her.
Speaker 8: Because because here think, why is your mama taking your
Speaker 8: phone when you go to an all girls school.
Speaker 5: Damn oh, I wouldn't say all that now.
Speaker 6: To plug on the niggas who brought the niggas in?
Speaker 5: I used to schedule checks and unscheduled ones. See all
Speaker 5: these Saint Joe and Teina girls had all these issues.
Speaker 5: Now it's like that sel we'd flippo on yous to disippine.
Speaker 3: You look at how many kids are running around now,
Speaker 3: and we asked, how the fuck don't you know what's
Speaker 3: going on with your kids at all?
Speaker 4: Like y'all don't even have a glimpse.
Speaker 13: Of a clue.
Speaker 4: You have.
Speaker 3: Ring doorbell so you can see who's coming and going.
Speaker 3: You have face time or any type of face app
Speaker 3: where you can literally get any time. It's like, you
Speaker 3: know what I didn't say, I'm getting a spidery tingle
Speaker 3: that my kid is on some bullshit.
Speaker 4: I'm in a video chat on the spot right now.
Speaker 3: And if you don't open it instantly, your ass instantly,
Speaker 3: because why you're answer to my call?
Speaker 5: First of all? Why is your grade is not worth
Speaker 5: the damn of the all girls school?
Speaker 4: You know what it is?
Speaker 6: I don't think like I don't think kids fear their
Speaker 6: parents no more.
Speaker 5: They don't. They don't because they know they.
Speaker 7: Got parents is pussys and that's on everything because y'all
Speaker 7: always just y'all gotta find a happy balance where y'all
Speaker 7: can be a bitch and still like gentle parent because.
Speaker 5: Part of being a parent gentle parenting and a.
Speaker 6: Dick ass niggas.
Speaker 5: Sometimes gentle parenting cannot work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I feel like.
Speaker 6: Moms nowadays ain't got that intervention them. They got that
Speaker 6: dog in them no more.
Speaker 5: They got ship to lose, you know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's just a simple ship like, but you know what
Speaker 3: it is, a lot of moms now have way more
Speaker 3: guilt than enforcement skills, This is true, and their guilt
Speaker 3: from being a single mom and having to overcompensate for
Speaker 3: an absent parent. They don't want to alienate their kid
Speaker 3: because now you can't play good cod back because you
Speaker 3: only want to be the good coup because it ain't
Speaker 3: no bad cop around.
Speaker 6: Or you just a switch.
Speaker 3: You just end up sacrificing everything because you are too
Speaker 3: worried about being this fucking you want to be worshiped
Speaker 3: by your kid. Instead of setting certain boundaries in place,
Speaker 3: I can count on one hand. The times I've had
Speaker 3: to beat the girls ass total total on one hand,
Speaker 3: because you know what, after them last week, they was like,
Speaker 3: you know what, we ain't go fuck around like that
Speaker 3: no more. When we had that Christmas, Remember, they thought
Speaker 3: I was bluffing when I say it ain't nobody getting
Speaker 3: ship around this motherfucker and reposted that picture on snap
Speaker 3: of an empty tree and drew her presence under that
Speaker 3: motherfucker on Snapchat.
Speaker 4: Stop playing with we dog like.
Speaker 8: I'm saying, first of all, you beyond petty for that.
Speaker 8: I mean, it was justifiablever saying.
Speaker 5: That was petty.
Speaker 4: I'm going to work.
Speaker 3: I'm working two jobs, I'm working overtime. I'm doing all
Speaker 3: of this ship to bust my ass and make sure
Speaker 3: that y'all got shipped. And this is how y'all acting
Speaker 3: yell shipped for me.
Speaker 6: If I ever do have a kid, I will always
Speaker 6: want my kids to know that.
Speaker 7: Psychological torture is way worse than me putting my foot
Speaker 7: in yards.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you ain't gonna putting the ass no more.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: There's so many things. The thing about it is is
Speaker 8: right now, the biggest fear is my girls. Losing their phone.
Speaker 8: But the biggest problem right now is we track them
Speaker 8: what they found because they take the bus, so that's
Speaker 8: how we know where they are.
Speaker 5: And I'm the only one with iPhone they got and
Speaker 5: they do. I didn't know that. Yeah, puking air tag
Speaker 5: on her then, psychological.
Speaker 4: You didn't really change. You used to know all about them.
Speaker 5: So I done got into the banking game. I don't
Speaker 5: care about that technology no more.
Speaker 8: I just care about the CDs and uh, these diversified funds.
Speaker 8: But in the stocks, I don't care about.
Speaker 4: You gotta you gotta have.
Speaker 6: Care about.
Speaker 5: Three years ago, people be scared.
Speaker 3: To tell their kids no or to enforce things because again,
Speaker 3: they don't want to.
Speaker 5: I hate you, mam, and they ain't my kids that
Speaker 5: My kids are never gonna say that. Hey, when I'm
Speaker 5: bringing back I bring back throat chops so fast, like
Speaker 5: I hate you. You hate what.
Speaker 3: I'm like, You hate me, you hate my money, you
Speaker 3: hate these clothes, you hate this food, you hate the
Speaker 3: fucking house.
Speaker 5: I hate you. All right, since we're here, we're talking
Speaker 5: about parenting.
Speaker 4: Oh I did that, y'all. Y'all remember when I changed
Speaker 4: the password?
Speaker 5: Oh man, Oh, nobody else U grateful. No, no, you
Speaker 5: know what I did.
Speaker 8: I cut Wi Fi off in the house. The only
Speaker 8: thing that could work was my work computer in my PlayStation.
Speaker 3: I don't punish me, And that's like it's like when
Speaker 3: bitches getting mad at me, like no sex. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: not punishing myself.
Speaker 8: Had hard wait to work, So my my work computer
Speaker 8: in the PlayStation work. I'm sitting in the room playing
Speaker 8: the game online, playing Call of Dude.
Speaker 5: Damn such wrong with the wife. I was good up,
Speaker 5: ain't got no problem going on in here.
Speaker 8: But think about my girls is even though they electronics
Speaker 8: don't work, they still got creative imagination. They'll gonna find
Speaker 8: something to do. I found them in the room playing
Speaker 8: with two pieces of paper and some tape and having
Speaker 8: grand old time. Because that's no my kids do like
Speaker 8: doing like ship like that t t if they was Saturday,
Speaker 8: she got a bunch of craft ship for her gifts.
Speaker 5: My ass sleep because you ever.
Speaker 8: Deal with like sixteen third graders for like four hours.
Speaker 8: I don't wish that on nobody. It's a lot.
Speaker 7: That's how I've discovered. That's how I discovered I wanted
Speaker 7: to learn how to rap?
Speaker 6: Did you being punishment?
Speaker 5: You can't do ship.
Speaker 7: Motherfuck coming out. Ain't no phone, ain't no TV. So
Speaker 7: if it ain't no TV, damn she ain't no video game.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Ain't that? How Will Smith made that
Speaker 5: song on Fresh Friends like loone in my room? But
Speaker 5: I can't even go nowhere to go no on the basis, Okay,
Speaker 5: same difference.
Speaker 6: All you got is your motherfucking book man from school.
Speaker 6: You figure out some ship I couldn't drop. But I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm gona.
Speaker 5: Learn how to start rapping'nna start duling. Next thing? You
Speaker 5: know what you over here? Uh, making organishment?
Speaker 4: Next thing?
Speaker 3: You know, fucking two cardboard boxes and a ntendo gun.
Speaker 4: Y'all playing Call of Duty and live act.
Speaker 5: Gotta let that imagination run wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I definitely.
Speaker 3: Invade the funk out of my kids, Like, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not it's not because it's like I said, it's it's
Speaker 3: multiple reasons for.
Speaker 4: You to do so, like the people who are going
Speaker 4: up and you know, shooting up schools and ship.
Speaker 3: I guarantee that had y'all been looking at that fucking
Speaker 3: browser history and ship, y'all would have seen some ship.
Speaker 5: Or even looked at the group chet because I guarantee
Speaker 5: you their friends knew, and.
Speaker 4: You know what, a lot of them times I feel like.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like remember when we talked about TV,
Speaker 3: and we feel like a lot of that ship is
Speaker 3: like that's real ship and they just be trying to
Speaker 3: play it off to us like it's a scene, but
Speaker 3: that's really how shit goes.
Speaker 5: They took the story from a real life then, yeah,
Speaker 5: because to really be real story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So like when they walk so after it's a
Speaker 3: you know, a bomb mad or some suicide ship, and
Speaker 3: then they show up to the parents' house and like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, we like to speak with Billy. Oh he's
Speaker 3: not here right now, but can we take a look
Speaker 3: around his room? And then as soon as you open
Speaker 3: the room, you instantly know this motherfucker's gonna kill people.
Speaker 3: It's then gota whole schematics and ship a motherfucking bomb
Speaker 3: that he was putting together. But because the parents feel
Speaker 3: like they have to not to go in the room,
Speaker 3: and if he never gives them permission, they absolutely can't
Speaker 3: go into a room that they paying for in their house.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 8: The first time Billy said you can't come into my
Speaker 8: room is the first time that door come off and
Speaker 8: you keep sucking with me. You ain't gonna have sheets
Speaker 8: on your bed either, nigga, Me and Billy. But that's
Speaker 8: when Billy take his ass of school and I'm in
Speaker 8: that room.
Speaker 4: And that's another thing here, Virginia in his closet because
Speaker 4: y'all will never go in there.
Speaker 5: Closet right sleep next to it and broke that whole bed. See,
Speaker 5: that's why me and Billy couldn't get along. That's why I.
Speaker 6: Hey dad, the fo's going on that.
Speaker 5: No, it's not not a.
Speaker 8: Little Look here, nigga, sit your ass down, requests what
Speaker 8: you're doing that, and then you come here, sit down,
Speaker 8: put two lee on the table.
Speaker 5: We gotta have a conversation.
Speaker 6: Ain't gonna be no conversation.
Speaker 5: Then I see him going in that book bag. Nigga,
Speaker 5: we airing it out.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be like he Billy gonna be like the
Speaker 6: little kid calling the cops.
Speaker 5: You can call the cops.
Speaker 6: I just want to see what it's like to kill somebody.
Speaker 6: I don't really like that.
Speaker 5: Ship, you know, no no no real talk, a little
Speaker 5: no real talk. A little girl did that and wanted
Speaker 5: them upp with the white like states and ship. She's like,
Speaker 5: I just want to see killed the girl next door
Speaker 5: and said, I just want to see what it's like
Speaker 5: to kill somebody. I used to get four, used to
Speaker 5: go outside.
Speaker 4: Right, niggas had to Google how to build that ship?
Speaker 5: Check it. You don't even have to be on the
Speaker 5: computer to check browser history, you know that, right? Yeah?
Speaker 8: If you cause you know, like when you log into Google,
Speaker 8: you gotta use your Google ID. If you go ahead
Speaker 8: and you get that email address and you put it
Speaker 8: on your browser, you can see anything that that email
Speaker 8: address has brows. I can look at any computer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how I know that you was on some
Speaker 4: freaky ship when I used to use the computer.
Speaker 5: Sometimes sometimes niggas have to handle.
Speaker 4: Business type in p and me like, wait a minute, bro, it's.
Speaker 5: My universal browser.
Speaker 4: I was trying to popeye dot com and this is
Speaker 4: the first thing that come up in the search.
Speaker 5: Pussy pussy popping dot com large. I don't like my
Speaker 5: pussy's at large. Bro, that's too much pussy.
Speaker 3: We're talking about billy motherfuckers. Don't know what Quavi is
Speaker 3: doing either. Mofuckers social media and you can follow them.
Speaker 6: I know what Quentavius is doing. He's somewhere with the
Speaker 6: he is somewhere and Chris.
Speaker 8: Brown Quentavis is out here cooking with Devin. We ain't
Speaker 8: talking Peacan pie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 3: There's been an increase and like bullshids getting out of
Speaker 3: the house and being hit by cars. What, Yes, it
Speaker 3: happened a couple of times within the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: A two year old just died here because of that.
Speaker 3: And people are like, you know, obviously asking questions like
Speaker 3: but where the parents were just and where it's at,
Speaker 3: And people are like, well, you know, this ain't nothing new,
Speaker 3: and you know social media is just you know, easier
Speaker 3: for it to get out, and it's like, no, it's
Speaker 3: not new, just like childpool.
Speaker 4: Ship ain't new.
Speaker 3: Child We had way too many gizmos and gadgets in
Speaker 3: the year of twenty twenty four for tylers to still
Speaker 3: be letting themselves out of the house.
Speaker 8: To say, man, when the child when you knew when
Speaker 8: you were at a child fool house because everything you
Speaker 8: couldn't nothing. Adults couldn't get into ship sometimes.
Speaker 5: Man, especially the undersec ones. They had a double loop
Speaker 5: with the drugs, Like how you supposed to take this off?
Speaker 8: Man, I went to a chick's house one day and
Speaker 8: she had the kind that on the on the refrigerator
Speaker 8: door if you had to push the little thing to
Speaker 8: make it pop out for you could open the fridge door.
Speaker 8: I'm like, folks, just being here stilling all the juice.
Speaker 4: You remember, remember the fridge in the basement, remember Grant
Speaker 4: had it. It was a key. You had to actually unlock.
Speaker 5: It to be able to get in there, because that
Speaker 5: was one of the old school ones, right, the ones
Speaker 5: where it would get stuck and the kids used to
Speaker 5: get stuck.
Speaker 4: In them and die, like that episode of Punky Brewster. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's because it was. It was it was the ice box.
Speaker 4: So it was like you had you had to.
Speaker 5: Hand little hand this way because it didn't open.
Speaker 4: Them, but there was no way for you to get out.
Speaker 3: So they had to keep that motherfucker lots of because
Speaker 3: kids would play hide and seeking in motherfuckers.
Speaker 8: It was a great hiding spot until you realize that
Speaker 8: your last hiding spot.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, absolutely. They found Cherry.
Speaker 6: She was not.
Speaker 4: Like broing in like Detroit. What motherfucker.
Speaker 3: She was outside hot, it was winter too, and she
Speaker 3: just had on this windbreaker jagget.
Speaker 5: They didn't get no fun about that little black girl.
Speaker 4: No, that was looking for her.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because you got because you got to the old
Speaker 8: black mama that her grandkid died while playing hide and
Speaker 8: go seeking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you don't want that on your jacket. They
Speaker 5: were looking for the old man let that little kid.
Speaker 8: You know, I just realized that old man let Punky
Speaker 8: live with her and he didn't even didn't even have
Speaker 8: custody of her to like season two, So.
Speaker 5: You just got some kid in your house. She was away.
Speaker 5: I think she was. I was watching it for a while.
Speaker 5: That's when we found our chairy you gay. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: wonder if it's still on Peacock. I think it is
Speaker 5: Peacock original. Yeah, she was gay. I think she gained
Speaker 5: real life. Shout out to her. That was my first crush.
Speaker 3: Way way too many things for you to be able
Speaker 3: to buy to child proof your child getting out of
Speaker 3: the house, especially if you know, like you know, you
Speaker 3: were like I mean a heavy sleeper. You know, maybe
Speaker 3: you had a long ass ship for some ship and
Speaker 3: you like, I'm finna be out for a while, like
Speaker 3: you know, Toddler's get into ship.
Speaker 5: Damn, Denise, what was going on with you as a kid?
Speaker 5: Your your phone, She's sneaking up on you.
Speaker 4: Oh, Mama used to do.
Speaker 12: That.
Speaker 3: So before my mom hurt her knees, she was actually
Speaker 3: kind of swift, so no, she would just she would
Speaker 3: try to catch and see if motherfuck was doing shit.
Speaker 4: But she was so so light on her feet, right,
Speaker 4: and she used to come creepy. But she mastered.
Speaker 3: Because so the way our stairs were like, because me
Speaker 3: and my sister we had our own upstairs living area,
Speaker 3: so it was we had our own living room and
Speaker 3: two bedrooms up there. We only had to come downstairs
Speaker 3: if we needed the kitchen in the bathroom or you know,
Speaker 3: coming and going out the house.
Speaker 4: So when you when you come in the.
Speaker 3: Back door and come up, you know these first five
Speaker 3: stairs immediately immediate to the left, you have the stairs
Speaker 3: to go upstairs.
Speaker 4: So going up the stairs, you going up.
Speaker 3: And then you know how usually when you have like
Speaker 3: a curve, like there's that one big stair like as
Speaker 3: it curves to go up, that one stair was really
Speaker 3: squead that one big one.
Speaker 4: No, she mastered going around that motherfucker. So we wouldn't
Speaker 4: hear that creek, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like because even now to this day, when my mom
Speaker 3: was coming upstairs out of the basement. I can hear
Speaker 3: her walk like, I know, the sound like of her
Speaker 3: coming up the stairs. That's because she old and funky.
Speaker 3: Now back then, she's a little spry.
Speaker 6: Bro. She was.
Speaker 12: She was.
Speaker 3: She was so cold with that ship man, like it
Speaker 3: wasn't motherfucker's doing. She did catch up.
Speaker 4: One time we were upstairs, and we were upstairs and.
Speaker 3: In the back room it was my cousin, my sister,
Speaker 3: and it was a couple of like the neighborhood boys.
Speaker 3: Like it was like a pillow fight kind of thing
Speaker 3: they was doing. But my cousin, she was a bigger
Speaker 3: She had one of them like pinned down. So my
Speaker 3: mama went up there. I mean, it looked like it
Speaker 3: was some bullshit. I was in the living room, Remember
Speaker 3: how when Cap was yelling at Mike and Marcus and
Speaker 3: he was like Cap, I was at a barbecue.
Speaker 4: That's how I was. That was me, Like, Bro, I
Speaker 4: wasn't back there. I ain't had nothing to do with that.
Speaker 4: I ain't see nobody straddling ship.
Speaker 3: Okay, if I'm sitting here and the cop walk here
Speaker 3: and I yell, hey, bro, drop the dope.
Speaker 7: Have mom, you could agree that yo, mama, and that
Speaker 7: should have left fuckers in the back.
Speaker 6: No tt up here.
Speaker 4: I just said, hey, mom, and look, you wasn't on
Speaker 4: your dance?
Speaker 6: You got.
Speaker 4: Was it that I wasn't on my shitter?
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, sh'll turn to get in trouble, bitch,
Speaker 3: because my sister used to always get me in trouble.
Speaker 3: You're not wrong, cousins, innocent bystander. Ryan know she was
Speaker 3: back there straddling niggas.
Speaker 8: Okay, sometimes you gotta learnt how many.
Speaker 5: Times you know what I mean they're doing.
Speaker 3: I remember that time I had, Remember when mom, Okay,
Speaker 3: niggas might have been a little bit spoiled back into that.
Speaker 4: Remember when mom bo was, uh that mini recliner, A
Speaker 4: little bit hell, a little bit one, a lot of whatever.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: I grew up with you.
Speaker 4: I had like many recliner and she's like it was
Speaker 4: it was a kid recliner.
Speaker 5: And nah, I lived in the hood.
Speaker 4: We did too, nigga nineteenth capital.
Speaker 6: It's nice. It's a nice.
Speaker 5: Like I lived.
Speaker 4: We were like hood adjacent, right because it was like
Speaker 4: I lived.
Speaker 3: We had not saying that we had kids and old folks,
Speaker 3: but like once you crossed past KFC, on Capitol and
Speaker 3: hit Atkinson.
Speaker 4: That's why all our hood friends.
Speaker 8: My mom only allowed us to have the basing necessities
Speaker 8: for surviving because over there, it's like the equivalent like
Speaker 8: where you stayed. I know where you stayed at because
Speaker 8: Grandma stayed right there on thirteenth, so literally the last
Speaker 8: block you can possibly go to before it's time to
Speaker 8: turn on Green Bay Avenue.
Speaker 3: I spent so much time there. I spent so much
Speaker 3: time there. Akison Library, man, man, I remember when like
Speaker 3: the internet like really first dropped and used to like
Speaker 3: signing and she's like, they give you like an hour
Speaker 3: to be on online. You used to have to because
Speaker 3: they didn't want you hogging it the whole time, so
Speaker 3: you had to like sign in for time slots and
Speaker 3: then we got time was up because niggas used to
Speaker 3: really walk around the corner to the library and be
Speaker 3: ond like black planing and ship.
Speaker 4: But I was spent, like I I thought I did.
Speaker 3: I love to read, so it's like I would spend
Speaker 3: my entire day at the library and then they would
Speaker 3: be like dark and we ain't have like no cell
Speaker 3: phones and ship back then, so it's like if motherfuckers
Speaker 3: couldn't find me.
Speaker 4: Check the library. Seriously, there said go pass Nash and
Speaker 4: that was your ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just I was lucky because I knew
Speaker 3: everybody like on that side.
Speaker 4: But if not, oh, most definitely it'd been over. It
Speaker 4: had been over. Better put a bell on that little
Speaker 4: motherfucker dog.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 3: The safety stuff is expensive for some folks, but niggas
Speaker 3: rig ship every day exactly, and.
Speaker 8: Some progresm some places. I think Wick used to actually
Speaker 8: give you safety shit for kids.
Speaker 5: I feel like, then again, it's Wik still here.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's typically the people. I feel like
Speaker 4: it's typically the.
Speaker 3: People who are in situations where like when you look
Speaker 3: at them and see what's going on, and it's like.
Speaker 4: You could have bought some safety shit, you just chose
Speaker 4: not to. You chose not to cause it's you know,
Speaker 4: you have a runner.
Speaker 3: Because even in twenty twenty four, bro, we got Timu.
Speaker 3: You can get fucking child's shit for like fifty cent.
Speaker 5: Like you know your kids.
Speaker 8: You know you got a kid that's curious that climbs
Speaker 8: in the shit. You know, you got that one kid
Speaker 8: that like to play in the toilet. You know you
Speaker 8: got that one kid that know how to jiggle the
Speaker 8: door to get out. You know, the kind of kids
Speaker 8: you got, you just chose not to, right, so instead
Speaker 8: of getting some.
Speaker 5: People got doors.
Speaker 8: Depending on where you stay at, there's some doors where
Speaker 8: all you gotta do is pull the handle down and
Speaker 8: it automatically let you leave. Like that door, that door
Speaker 8: right there, even though it's got a lock on it,
Speaker 8: if you're on the inside, you can still open the
Speaker 8: door to go out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they have this thing that goes underneath it
Speaker 3: that prevents it from turning downwards.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But it's like, you know, you just you look at
Speaker 3: certain things and it's like, yeah, you definitely went and
Speaker 3: bought lemon drops or some jas when.
Speaker 4: You could have got some safety first equipment at Walmart.
Speaker 5: You could have got something shit. You put that on
Speaker 5: your fucking baby registry, like when you asking for stuff
Speaker 5: for the baby shower, put safety shit on you know what.
Speaker 3: But Wick and W two were always separate because Wick
Speaker 3: handled like the baby formula and like giving breastfeed and
Speaker 3: equipment and like all of that kind of stuff. Like
Speaker 3: they actually like wild way the baby give them like
Speaker 3: shots and like shit like that. And then W two
Speaker 3: is just like job searchs. So if they merged them,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Would make sense somewhat.
Speaker 8: But now from now on, whenever I find out somebody
Speaker 8: having a baby, they baby shower gift, it's gonna be
Speaker 8: safety ship. He's gonna get a fucking bunch of door
Speaker 8: locks and ship and toilet locks.
Speaker 5: You'll thank me later when.
Speaker 8: You say that now to you in the house and
Speaker 8: the damn kid that put three rolls of toilet tissue
Speaker 8: in the toilet.
Speaker 5: But it happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm and I'm not saying that, No, she
Speaker 3: done got some ship. Yeah, and I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: You know, you're a terrible person if your kid gets
Speaker 3: into anything at all. Case, Yeah, that's what they do.
Speaker 3: They get into shit. But it's just like certain things
Speaker 3: when it comes to them getting fucked up and like
Speaker 3: severely hurting themselves, like you gotta y'all really gotta be
Speaker 3: more proactive being I think that's KFC box on the
Speaker 3: And it's still a whole breast in here, I believe you.
Speaker 3: I ate a breast of wing and I still got
Speaker 3: a ten piece in the fridge.
Speaker 4: My mac and cheese.
Speaker 3: I'm still talking about my lemonade though, because it's a
Speaker 3: cranberry lemonade.
Speaker 4: It's the season.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you definitely pissed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, pride, you didn't call like, hey, motherfucker, did they
Speaker 8: at least give you credit back?
Speaker 5: So you know what, these motherfuckers is out here doing
Speaker 5: what they do. Change in the recipe for cranberry sprte.
Speaker 5: Why are you surprised? Why won't you do that?
Speaker 8: I mean, what changes can they make? It's spritened cranberry juice,
Speaker 8: spiced crab. Oh that's the white folks.
Speaker 5: And now they got cranberry start.
Speaker 8: I'm never They're just trying to do something with the story. Broa,
Speaker 8: what was storry before? With something else?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even cran see her? And miss wasn't
Speaker 5: that bad? Miss? But right, so try the cranberry storry.
Speaker 5: It may actually slap.
Speaker 4: I mean okay, like I can see that because it's
Speaker 4: like so.
Speaker 3: And it's so weird because the reason why I don't
Speaker 3: like seven up is because it's sweeter to me than sprite.
Speaker 5: Just don't get it from Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't like seven up because it's like
Speaker 3: the only like lemon lime soda I drink is sprite,
Speaker 3: that's it, But cherry seven up I'll drink, Which is
Speaker 3: funny because if My complaint with seven Up is that
Speaker 3: it's too sweet. Why do I like the cherry one?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I love a good Shirley Temple
Speaker 3: and Shirley Temple seven Up Marchina cher cherry juice, and.
Speaker 4: I saw, I saw, so now I want to try that.
Speaker 5: So basically, they put more cherry in there than they
Speaker 5: did before.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Pomegrane is not that bad. I actually need to start
Speaker 5: adding pomegranmegran.
Speaker 4: I like the palm juices. I drink those.
Speaker 5: I gotta stop because white folks out there don't drink that.
Speaker 6: Ship come in so many exotic flavors.
Speaker 4: Passion fruit and ship dragon.
Speaker 5: Is a dragon fruit, like the actual fruit itself. Just
Speaker 5: what is it?
Speaker 4: It's spiky? Is that the red spiky one?
Speaker 5: Is that that fruit they substitute for with vegans?
Speaker 4: H dragon fruit? I don't buy here. It's grocery stores.
Speaker 4: It's just in the regular produce section. They got it.
Speaker 3: It don't be cheap though. But my thing is because
Speaker 3: a lot of people they're like many gas dragon fruit.
Speaker 3: I bought one and this whatever, and it's like maybe
Speaker 3: they just don't like dragon fruit, or maybe it was
Speaker 3: just because they picked it.
Speaker 4: I know that I suck at picking produce. I am
Speaker 4: not good. I picked produce like I picked niggas. I
Speaker 4: can't so so I didn't even.
Speaker 5: Games.
Speaker 4: So I didn't even right.
Speaker 3: I didn't even set myself up to try to get
Speaker 3: me some dragon fruit fresh from you know here. But
Speaker 3: when we was in can Coon, nigga, when I tell you,
Speaker 3: I was eating that ship every chance I fucking got
Speaker 3: because it was fresh.
Speaker 4: You know the resorts starfruit.
Speaker 3: I've never had it, but I but yeah, yeah, because ship.
Speaker 3: We all started out at picking side. But even back
Speaker 3: then they had it. But I never actually tried it.
Speaker 3: I used to pick it up and touch it because
Speaker 3: it was squishy and ship, but whatever actually tried it.
Speaker 5: Stop playing with the.
Speaker 4: I'm part of the produce section.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm so confused. You can't pick good fruit.
Speaker 6: She's just a part of the sas.
Speaker 5: You should know your people's better, I don't. You know.
Speaker 5: You gotta know how to properly squeeze the melons and
Speaker 5: whatnot to know which ones are ripe or not.
Speaker 6: I mean, somebody offered you two water moltains.
Speaker 3: So y'all know that my baby has been in California. Uh,
Speaker 3: she made it yesterday. So she left Thursday, but she
Speaker 3: just made it yesterday because she called her train out.
Speaker 5: There was the event yesterday?
Speaker 4: Well it's a two day event, yesterday and today.
Speaker 5: Is she make any time to catch some of the
Speaker 5: first one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: She got there early, okay, because she got there in
Speaker 3: the morning. I don't think it's even started until like twelve.
Speaker 3: She was there by like seven thirty, I think, to
Speaker 3: get into her hotel room. Yes, So that was kind
Speaker 3: of a concern because she's never been anywhere, so she
Speaker 3: doesn't know like how hotels work.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, and check in at until four in
Speaker 4: the afternoon. I got a question, Yeah, with her bag
Speaker 4: because you want to know what I did? Forgot that
Speaker 4: I was eating hot in a spicy chicken.
Speaker 6: No go ahead?
Speaker 4: What was you saying?
Speaker 5: Uh? Can't you check?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 8: I understand, Like truly, you don't want to do this
Speaker 8: because you're basically paying for a room you're not using it.
Speaker 8: But like, if you book a room on a Friday,
Speaker 8: but you don't make it there until like four in
Speaker 8: the morning, can you still.
Speaker 5: Check in for that day?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is, because you already made So
Speaker 4: how it works is.
Speaker 3: If you book, like in advance, like make a reservation,
Speaker 3: or like do it online. Say I'm on you know,
Speaker 3: Marriott dot com.
Speaker 4: And what time is it now? Is okay, it's ten
Speaker 4: forty six.
Speaker 3: As long as I am making my reservation by eleven
Speaker 3: fifty nine pm, I can make my reservation for today Sunday,
Speaker 3: November seventeenth, once it hits twelve midnight. If I go
Speaker 3: to make a reservation and then thinking like damn, cause
Speaker 3: I ain't you know, I ain't gonna get into Milwaukee
Speaker 3: until like three o'clock in the morning, and I show
Speaker 3: up at three o'clock in the morning trying to check in,
Speaker 3: they go say, oh, we're sorry, we don't have you
Speaker 3: checking in.
Speaker 4: This's a three PM. So as long as you do
Speaker 4: it like the day of, that's fine.
Speaker 3: But if it hits after midnight and you go on
Speaker 3: there thinking that you're finna make a reservation, that shit
Speaker 3: is gonna be for that day, but not until that afternoon,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna be able to check in.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: If you go directly to the hotel and say, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, do you have any vacancies and rooms available,
Speaker 3: and they can, you know, check you in or whatever.
Speaker 3: But as far as like doing it like online or
Speaker 3: anything like that. No, it's gonna make it to where it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can check in, but it won't be until three
Speaker 3: o'clock in the afternoon, which is probably after.
Speaker 4: You need it, if you needed a place to sleep
Speaker 4: for the night. I learned that lesson the hard way.
Speaker 8: I was always wondering, It's like, if I buy Friday
Speaker 8: and Saturday, but I don't make it there till like
Speaker 8: three o'clock in the morning Saturday.
Speaker 5: Did I just lose my money, Yeah, on Friday, so
Speaker 5: I still can't check in though.
Speaker 4: No, you can check in, but it's like you're checking
Speaker 4: in on what's technically Saturday.
Speaker 3: Okay, But yeah, I mean, well, no, it's not really
Speaker 3: wasting it because it's still considered overnight.
Speaker 5: Right, because all I just need to do is get
Speaker 5: in and I'll sleep till.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so now you're fine.
Speaker 3: It's really just like if they have like certain person
Speaker 3: She's like some people to have like a reception from
Speaker 3: like five to seven where it's like free drinks and
Speaker 3: like little food.
Speaker 4: And like shit like that.
Speaker 3: I'll be trying to check out earlier. But yeah, no,
Speaker 3: if you're just going to sleep, then it's fine. You're
Speaker 3: not wasting it because you can. That's still considered overnight
Speaker 3: from Friday and then you'll be staying again Saturday night.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so Ria is out in Cali and it
Speaker 3: freaked me out at first because like, I don't deal
Speaker 3: with air tags or none of that. So she left Thursday.
Speaker 3: So between Thursday and Friday, we're not having any issues.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, You've been going two days and
Speaker 3: now her phone is giving her alert like, hey, it's
Speaker 3: an air tag you know.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah all around when that happened, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like connected to sit and it's like she been going.
Speaker 4: She been on the same train all this time.
Speaker 3: Like if that was the case, why was it not
Speaker 3: doing that before they last stop, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: So wet figuring out she was fine. But she gets in.
Speaker 3: They ended up having a room for her early, so
Speaker 3: she did get to check in early. She didn't have
Speaker 3: to wait until four. She goes to the event. She's
Speaker 3: there all day after it's over. I am on the
Speaker 3: phone with her for two hours because she is stranded
Speaker 3: at Dodger Stadium. She stayed to the end of the event.
Speaker 3: Me I know better, but she's say, well, I had
Speaker 3: to stay to the end because Tyler went on last.
Speaker 3: So she is now surrounded by thousands of people who
Speaker 3: are all trying to call lips and shit upt the
Speaker 3: same time, the searge rates were crazy. Of course, now
Speaker 3: she hadn't even seen the rates yet. She was strained
Speaker 3: because like her phone wasn't her reception there was tripping. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So between her reception, you know, fucking up and then
Speaker 3: not knowing like where she is, she She's like, all right,
Speaker 3: well I don't know like where I'm supposed to am
Speaker 3: I supposed to go over here for me to get
Speaker 3: picked up. Like then it's all of these people. Cars
Speaker 3: can't get through, so like I'm stuck right here. So
Speaker 3: I'm on the phone with her trying to like navigate her.
Speaker 3: I'm on Google Maps, fucking panoramic view and shit, trying
Speaker 3: to like pinpoint where she is and see if I
Speaker 3: see a landmark, it's like okay, because if you can go,
Speaker 3: you know, a couple of doors down to maybe like
Speaker 3: a store, like a hotel or something that's close and
Speaker 3: call it from there, it might be different. Because that's
Speaker 3: what we had to do when we were in Philly.
Speaker 3: After standing out there on that car, I said, bro
Speaker 3: the casino was right down the street. We walked down
Speaker 3: the street, letsh die down for a couple of minutes,
Speaker 3: and then I ended up.
Speaker 8: Hitting that's different. You have that can sen or to
Speaker 8: bail you out. She ain't got nothing to bail her
Speaker 8: out other than maybe a George Webbs.
Speaker 4: No, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I was looking for something in the area, like a
Speaker 3: hotel or something for her to be able to walk to,
Speaker 3: to get away from all the traffic. But bro lifts
Speaker 3: were ninety dollars for her to go fifteen minutes see
Speaker 3: less than ten miles. Fifteen minutes ninety dollars.
Speaker 5: You gotta eat.
Speaker 8: You got to eat that ninety because a nigga like me, Oh,
Speaker 8: I'm walking fifteen minutes on the drive, so that's about
Speaker 8: maybe a forty five fifty.
Speaker 5: You mean a walk, No all freeway, three hour walk.
Speaker 5: I'm saying that fifteen minutes was all freeway. So I'm
Speaker 5: gonna find me one hour.
Speaker 7: Walk and it's a fifteen minute dry. That is insane, ludicrous.
Speaker 5: Hold on, because I'm fining to that shallow would have
Speaker 5: been footing it.
Speaker 4: But I do think and I wouldn't go.
Speaker 3: But you also got to Look at bro, you're not
Speaker 3: used to California. This is your first You can't just
Speaker 3: be walking in the dark because it's midnight there, brother,
Speaker 3: got mountain lions and all kinds of shit, and you're
Speaker 3: just gonna be walking for three hours to get to
Speaker 3: the hotel with mountain lions.
Speaker 5: Loosen shit story, story story, she'll never forget.
Speaker 7: I think she should be of the gangs of the neighborhoods.
Speaker 7: I don't want to run into a cripple or blood.
Speaker 5: I don't know. We looked like she might be able
Speaker 5: to get jumped in with these though.
Speaker 6: I don't want them to put my little cousin on
Speaker 6: the set.
Speaker 3: It's actually almost four hours. It's three hours and forty
Speaker 3: minutes to walk.
Speaker 5: And drive free way.
Speaker 6: What the fuck.
Speaker 5: Is you probably got her walking around like now, we
Speaker 5: ain't even have seen you through. You gotta go around.
Speaker 4: So it's an hour and one minute on the bus.
Speaker 3: Damn, three hours and forty minutes walking, an hour and
Speaker 3: five minutes.
Speaker 4: Riding the bike.
Speaker 6: So I would I agree now has learned valuable lesson
Speaker 6: number one?
Speaker 4: Probably has not. When you go to advents, probably has not.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of ship we will leave, but in
Speaker 5: her defense, she came there to see Tyler cool, so
Speaker 5: she was gonna stay until.
Speaker 4: She said she wasn't staying the full time tonight, right.
Speaker 6: I don't need to see your good bards once you
Speaker 6: do all the snaps.
Speaker 3: I told y'all when we went to WrestleMania, when I
Speaker 3: knew when I that one, two three, I was on
Speaker 3: lift fifteen fifteen dollars, like twelve to fifteen dollars, bro,
Speaker 3: and they're gonna shake his hand and didn't do all this,
Speaker 3: I said, Bro, his story finished, we need to do
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't already called the lift?
Speaker 4: Oh you called him?
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, And he kept talking to share. I said,
Speaker 3: if we missed this lift, you paying for the next one,
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because you because I beat the surge rates, because I
Speaker 3: learned from our mistake on Saturday night, so I knew better.
Speaker 3: So as soon as Cody hit it, everybody was too
Speaker 3: busy celebrating. There was they was watching sad and everybody
Speaker 3: run out and lift them on their shoulders and ship
Speaker 3: everybody cheering and ship. I was like, as soon, I mean,
Speaker 3: as soon as the reff hand went down on that three,
Speaker 3: I said, oh, and I hopped right on Lift.
Speaker 4: Immediately, and when I saw that ride, I was like,
Speaker 4: let's go.
Speaker 5: Somebody posted down there.
Speaker 4: Now that was right after the Dark Match.
Speaker 5: Dark uh at WrestleMania or smack Down.
Speaker 7: No, because you know her and read I mean her jellyband.
Speaker 7: Maybe after the you know the autograph. No, no, no no,
Speaker 7: I just don't know, like they do it after the show.
Speaker 7: We're like, you gotta sit.
Speaker 5: The k okay? Can we can?
Speaker 8: We no longer called Rock a movie star? No no, no, no,
Speaker 8: no no no, because this Red one movie. I want
Speaker 8: to see two hundred and fifty mil. That's what it
Speaker 8: costs to make it till on we may thirty.
Speaker 6: No, he just wasted people.
Speaker 5: But right now he just out here.
Speaker 6: And I do want to see why clause Avenger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they basically formed the Avengers for Winter for this nigga,
Speaker 5: because he got kids, he got taken. He's not that hard.
Speaker 8: Why you act like Santa is a special Force agent
Speaker 8: that just retired. But I'm saying he's retired, so he
Speaker 8: ain't got that special set of.
Speaker 5: Go ahead. If you can't tell it to us, you
Speaker 5: can't tell it to nobody.
Speaker 4: So we know the concept of Santa north Pole.
Speaker 3: You know all of those kind of things, right, which
Speaker 3: one of y'all going crazy like my ring pattern ain't
Speaker 3: like that anyway. So we got Santa the North Pole
Speaker 3: and you know, all of this kind of ship, and
Speaker 3: then we have like the elves.
Speaker 4: The slaves, yes exactly, and it's like our senate is
Speaker 4: elves Asian?
Speaker 5: Where are you going with this? Where are you going
Speaker 5: with this? Pit stop? Because I'm trying to see what
Speaker 5: we're taking the culture. Where are you going with this?
Speaker 5: What do you mean it's his elves age?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 4: Like he I feel like they might be Asian?
Speaker 5: Where you going with this? Why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 4: Because we're all the toys that get made bro made
Speaker 4: in China, you know.
Speaker 3: So it's like, so if Santa got anybody making a
Speaker 3: PS five, bro, I highly doubt it's a Caucasian. I
Speaker 3: don't think elves are Caucasian, Bro. I think elves are Asian.
Speaker 8: That's very racist. But like, but if you really think
Speaker 8: about hold on, hold on, wait a minute now, because
Speaker 8: they're in the North Pole right, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 8: The North Pole is not like the South Pole, where
Speaker 8: there's actually a whole big ass body of land called
Speaker 8: Antarctica at the bottom that we can literally say this
Speaker 8: is the middle of it.
Speaker 5: North Pole is just up there, and.
Speaker 8: Technically China kind of runs up to it. Could be, Hey,
Speaker 8: we're talking about elves being Asian and they are actually
Speaker 8: doing all the work now. Actually me personally, me personally,
Speaker 8: I would say, L's are Russian.
Speaker 4: You know what? Look? Look how close to North Pole
Speaker 4: is the Asia? Though? I want you to look though,
Speaker 4: So when you look at that, it makes.
Speaker 5: Because I'm thinking Russia, because Russians are used to living
Speaker 5: in that kind of weather.
Speaker 4: Russian.
Speaker 5: All you gotta do is get them some white zipp
Speaker 5: and Dale.
Speaker 6: Or some.
Speaker 4: Russian seemed too angry for Christmas.
Speaker 5: You don't think that these niggas ain't angry all year round.
Speaker 4: It's different.
Speaker 5: They drunk and their work.
Speaker 7: Russians they do hate him. Think about it. I was watching,
Speaker 7: I wasn't watching. I was at work, and they played
Speaker 7: Living in America. Every time I hear living in America,
Speaker 7: I automatically think about rock. And that's what Apollo Green
Speaker 7: came out to right before drop.
Speaker 5: That's why.
Speaker 4: Because I'm just sick.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, you want to think that fucking song.
Speaker 4: And did and didn't think about how like it was?
Speaker 3: Are tiny people, right, they kind of short Chinese people can,
Speaker 3: don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4: We got tall ones like that tall and in rush Hour?
Speaker 5: But why was the movie called rush Hour?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, I thought it was because when like when when
Speaker 3: they in traffic when the first one started, when she was.
Speaker 8: Singing, Nothing about the movie had anything to do with
Speaker 8: traffic or being rushed or we have to hurry up
Speaker 8: and get this before little girl only because right, that
Speaker 8: was it, But that wasn't no rush Like why is
Speaker 8: it called rush hour? Like Fast and the Furious should
Speaker 8: be called rush hour?
Speaker 6: Who I just saw a story where the original person.
Speaker 8: Wasn't but Jackie Chan Jackie probably not Chris Tucker because
Speaker 8: it can't be cause that whole movie. It had to
Speaker 8: be Jackie Chan or else that movie wouldn't work. Eddie Murphy,
Speaker 8: Eddie Murphy and Jackie Chan.
Speaker 5: Where is Jed? Where's Where's Jedly?
Speaker 7: Last time I saw Jeed Lee, he was coming out
Speaker 7: of a portal and he's told niggas that he was
Speaker 7: Hootero and he wasn't Nobody's bitch.
Speaker 4: His name isla, I am you La, I am nobody's bitch.
Speaker 4: You are mine?
Speaker 5: Like where's doing at Jackie Chan.
Speaker 4: Because you ain't never seen none of the expendable movies
Speaker 4: he was. He was that that was my last time
Speaker 4: seeing them, and tell your hilarious.
Speaker 5: And the third one that it was one of them.
Speaker 4: Rush ower traffic.
Speaker 3: Right here, I went and looked up when Sue Young
Speaker 3: got kidnapped because she was seeing Mariah Carey and they
Speaker 3: was in rush hour traffic.
Speaker 5: So you ran a whole series of these movies based
Speaker 5: off this one moment, all right, So one little kid
Speaker 5: gets snatched up in the middle of rush hour trafficing.
Speaker 3: Now because well, because that's what they used, a kidnapper,
Speaker 3: I'm saying we got yeah, because it was like rush
Speaker 3: hour traffic.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 3: And in the little June town Nigga was directing traffic
Speaker 3: and directed her to go down traffic.
Speaker 5: Part two, Where the hell was they even near trick?
Speaker 4: When they oversees what was they supposed to name it?
Speaker 4: It ain't rush hour no more.
Speaker 6: Like I'm just saying, where was they stuck in traffick?
Speaker 6: In part three?
Speaker 5: They was overseas at Part three.
Speaker 3: Maybe when they made the first one they didn't think
Speaker 3: that people was gonna like it enough to start making sequels.
Speaker 4: Then that means nothing, means nothing means nothing.
Speaker 8: Some movies just see you don't know that it's a
Speaker 8: jack Jackie Chan was hot shipped back then he was
Speaker 8: getting the sequel even if it went straight to DVD sequels.
Speaker 3: Let me see, Tommy says, apparently because the dude in
Speaker 3: a limo before he kidnapped the kid, the dude said
Speaker 3: rush hour before he killed the driver.
Speaker 5: That's traffick. You bet time, but don't tell time to
Speaker 5: go to bed.
Speaker 6: I was saying.
Speaker 5: Ice Cube confirmed Friday he didn't want to do it
Speaker 5: without John Withers phone up, but he said he gonna
Speaker 5: do it though.
Speaker 6: I'm kind of excited, but I feel like this is
Speaker 6: gonna be some bullshit.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be fans service. It's gonna be is bringing
Speaker 8: everybody back, start showing it.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 5: I'm saying it's gonna be his fan service. It needs
Speaker 5: to be like you should have.
Speaker 6: Just started a new training car that like Saturday the weekend.
Speaker 5: All this happened because dog got fired on his off
Speaker 5: that did y'all see that.
Speaker 4: Video or the chick interview on him and asking him
Speaker 4: like why y'all just didn't why you didn't go cash
Speaker 4: your check?
Speaker 5: Did He was like, did you see that? Like, did
Speaker 5: you see me go pick up a check looking for
Speaker 5: He said, did you?
Speaker 3: She said, but you went to big Yeah, I went
Speaker 3: to pick it up, and then I got fired, like
Speaker 3: did you see me? Ice Cube new single is Booty Juice.
Speaker 6: He's still rapping.
Speaker 5: They wrap every once in a while, you know, all
Speaker 5: the old niggas come out.
Speaker 6: When they let the dog dude. Wever all that.
Speaker 4: No, he wasn't because we didn't realize it was wrong
Speaker 4: yet right.
Speaker 15: Now.
Speaker 3: That was one of them things we didn't realize until
Speaker 3: we got older, like, wait the motherfucking minute, what's.
Speaker 5: Going on here? This is why you gotta check your phone,
Speaker 5: your kids phone. Yes, because that was the moment where
Speaker 5: you should have been calling the network.
Speaker 7: You just standing on stage with twelve ten year olds
Speaker 7: breaking off, making soft don't like, don't.
Speaker 6: Do this around my kids.
Speaker 11: He was still gangs only sharks that swimming in here
Speaker 11: no water, got your daughter to know you don't have
Speaker 11: no it's kids on stage, bro, Where are you saying.
Speaker 5: That this this was gangster ice que? He became that
Speaker 5: making dad moves, no slaughter any ass like that.
Speaker 6: With off the.
Speaker 5: Or all that.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: That is that is their fault.
Speaker 4: We be clubbing on the children's program.
Speaker 5: It's crazy. That is their fun. That is their fault.
Speaker 5: They said it was the hottest artist. Somebody that's the
Speaker 5: bulls of Ship ain't a genius like it is.
Speaker 4: It's so crazy because it's like when we when we
Speaker 4: grow up and like how I told y'all like.
Speaker 3: Get and I was like my favorite song as a kid,
Speaker 3: one of those cocktails too short definitely should not have been.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't even knew the lyrics to that song, but
Speaker 4: the beat was just.
Speaker 7: Like it's just so much in your life that's telling
Speaker 7: you that we getting like when you that's how you're
Speaker 7: in a grocery store, like pay attention.
Speaker 4: To the music.
Speaker 3: I can't do that until Christmas is over because it's
Speaker 3: only gonna be fucking Mariah Carey right now.
Speaker 5: You get the boys and man every once in a while,
Speaker 5: you get some Donny Hathaway, you.
Speaker 6: Think about like.
Speaker 4: They're definitely trying to.
Speaker 7: But when the radio stations playing, it's like they said,
Speaker 7: well this is throwback from the late nineties.
Speaker 6: And then fucking Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 3: Bro New Kids on the Block just performed at Summer
Speaker 3: Fest yeah, and Paula Abdul the.
Speaker 8: Sight Mean Street, the Mean Streets of Boston, like Dog,
Speaker 8: this was his boys, this was your actual friends.
Speaker 5: Like look, my dad owns the company. Come on, take
Speaker 5: these bumps with me.
Speaker 6: White Ladies Elementary commercial which.
Speaker 5: One, Yeah, SMITI got ass on her. I didn't. I
Speaker 5: didn't know his notice until this episode where her leg
Speaker 5: was fucked up. She got ass.
Speaker 4: But the mantallion is all that posting shit.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 8: I started liking that show when I found out that
Speaker 8: they were like diehard ego fans. It's like, it's gonna
Speaker 8: be my kind of show. And the ship was funny
Speaker 8: as hell. Yeah, you know, they always got ego ship
Speaker 8: all over the place. They ain't even dry though they
Speaker 8: be blatant. Your boy, did you watch the latest episode
Speaker 8: I took you need to because your boy is on there. Uh,
Speaker 8: the light skinned dude from Green Hussel the bitch made
Speaker 8: ass nigga, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: The supervisor. Yeah, he's trying to fight Chris because he's
Speaker 5: a deadbeat dad and Chris Gay. Yeah, Chris. Chris gave
Speaker 5: one of his students a pencil because he liked the pencils.
Speaker 5: The dog came back being one of them dead beat
Speaker 5: ass dads like, yeah, you give my son a pencil.
Speaker 5: You're trying to replace me, you know what, dad fight
Speaker 5: after school?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I haven't watched the new season yet.
Speaker 5: You gotta watch.
Speaker 3: But I think I might have seen that clip and
Speaker 3: I hurried up and clicked off of it because I
Speaker 3: haven't watched.
Speaker 4: Is that when you said something about Deadpool or something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you gotta watch that one. You gotta watch
Speaker 5: the Halloween one.
Speaker 3: They got a new Halloween one because that was the
Speaker 3: old Halloween one is like my favorite episode because when
Speaker 3: he came dressed up as mister Johnson.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now the new one because the.
Speaker 8: White boy came dressed up like uh pat say Jack
Speaker 8: and everybody was everybody was sucking with him.
Speaker 5: No, that's not even that's not even the story.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: But I binged because I don't like to wait on things.
Speaker 5: That's not even the story. You can bene, you can
Speaker 5: bege it on YouTube TV because they all on y'all did, right.
Speaker 3: But once I'm into something, I don't want to have
Speaker 3: to wait until to find out until next week.
Speaker 4: Is bad enough, I have to do that. She was
Speaker 4: wrestling every week Doom. No, no, no, I watch it.
Speaker 4: I just I haven't watched it.
Speaker 8: The funniest thing is is every single person I know
Speaker 8: who's a teacher I had actually been Abad Elementary is
Speaker 8: like spot on with ship they have.
Speaker 5: To deal with.
Speaker 3: They didn't know that that was Quinton Brunston show like
Speaker 3: he didn't and I had.
Speaker 4: I was like he was.
Speaker 3: I had to remind him who he was, who she was.
Speaker 3: I was like, remember the little movie Skitch he got money.
Speaker 3: He was like that's I was like yeah, I was like,
Speaker 3: that's her ship. I said she been one of the
Speaker 3: wars and he was like, man, that's what's up because
Speaker 3: he didn't.
Speaker 5: Know the one that made.
Speaker 8: The one I really remember her from is she was
Speaker 8: because they are peasants. She was an extra and ThunderCats
Speaker 8: uh dragon Ball Do Rag video. Tommy would know that
Speaker 8: one the Dragon Ball Do Rag song by Thundercat. He
Speaker 8: keeps chasing her in the video. You're a peasant damn
Speaker 8: all right.
Speaker 3: So we have a blouses versus Ben's moment where Offset
Speaker 3: was fighting with some French niggas over overseas.
Speaker 5: I didn't even know that's what this video was.
Speaker 15: Stop handing out way anyway.
Speaker 7: You would.
Speaker 5: Somebody, Oh.
Speaker 14: I was.
Speaker 5: Right here. Oh okay, Joe guess simmer.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll get.
Speaker 10: Someone you.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna break this down a little bit now,
Speaker 3: Tommy said, Damn Dad said, Paris niggas a crimeer. Niggas are,
Speaker 3: And I believe it because I've always said I do
Speaker 3: not trust French niggas because a lot of them niggas
Speaker 3: is killers, because they know how to talk sweet and
Speaker 3: do all of that ship and pick out wine and
Speaker 3: bitches don't know them.
Speaker 8: Niggas be serial killers. French niggas is shady. No, because
Speaker 8: what a lot of people don't know is Parents is
Speaker 8: poor as fuck. Like Paris is a whole fucking ghetto.
Speaker 8: We just only show you the nice part of downtown
Speaker 8: where the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 4: Is, and then when you see the Eiffel Tower in daytime,
Speaker 4: it's ghetto.
Speaker 5: It's ghetto. This is ghetto Paris.
Speaker 4: Look like the need oil and all kind of ship.
Speaker 8: All the houses got graffiti's on them, and ship like
Speaker 8: that and vivil i resistance and ship like.
Speaker 5: Like, Parents is ghetto as fuck.
Speaker 8: They just paint a pretty picture because Americas are stupid,
Speaker 8: and we just go over there anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: Pay attention to terrorist movies and ship it beat them
Speaker 3: French niggas that be matter of fact, ain't money talks.
Speaker 4: Remember that was French niggas that they was going up
Speaker 4: against them diamonds.
Speaker 5: And ship ain't Leon the professional French. I don't know,
Speaker 5: but I don't think he was Russian.
Speaker 4: But several things I want to point out in that video.
Speaker 3: One, now you see exactly why I named it blouses
Speaker 3: versus being gags, because that nigga had on a pink.
Speaker 4: For a halter jacket.
Speaker 5: That ship looked like that shit. Look it should looked
Speaker 5: like it blows. And the wind on his own too.
Speaker 4: That kicked that offset through. It's hilarious to me.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if and did anybody else notice
Speaker 3: the lady in the video that kept yelling, Yeah, so
Speaker 3: right before offset through his front kick, did he point
Speaker 3: his toes? We were talking upon our toes and like
Speaker 3: snap it back. I still remember, like the actual form
Speaker 3: for throwing the front kick.
Speaker 4: But right before that, this.
Speaker 3: Young lady was placed into the vehicle by the man
Speaker 3: with the pink halter firt. Then you fast forward, you know,
Speaker 3: after all the commotion, and then there in the corner.
Speaker 4: You then see her get knocked down on the ground. Well,
Speaker 4: if you're.
Speaker 3: Paying attention like I do, because I have to watch everything,
Speaker 3: you see her taking a shoe, it looks like it's
Speaker 3: a force, a white force, so she's she's hitting somebody
Speaker 3: with it in the corner, and another guy who was
Speaker 3: standing up against the building turns around and pushes her
Speaker 3: and she falls and smacks her head on the ground. Now,
Speaker 3: my thing is this because I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people just think that she just got punched or pushed
Speaker 3: down or something, and you know, for no reason, because
Speaker 3: she was there. And I had to go in the
Speaker 3: comments and kind of point out shit because it's like,
Speaker 3: was it a fucked up thing?
Speaker 4: Because you know her?
Speaker 3: She she not exactly she she got her naga knot,
Speaker 3: but she put herself in a situation she was put
Speaker 3: in the car out of harm's way. Not only did
Speaker 3: she get her ass back out of the car, but
Speaker 3: she got back out of the car to jump in
Speaker 3: the middle of niggas fighting and try to get her
Speaker 3: some licks in so play stupid games, win superprises. I
Speaker 3: hope you know the bitch ain't got brain damage or nothing.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, Bro, you put yourself in
Speaker 3: that situation. Just because the niggas was dressed like us
Speaker 3: don't mean that they ain't mean that's fighting. And you
Speaker 3: need to have your lass at the way.
Speaker 5: You know, all of this could have been avoided and
Speaker 5: half funk.
Speaker 6: It's just like now Ben a diva, Like.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what started it so.
Speaker 6: Apparently like.
Speaker 4: It's like, bro, we call them French fries. Now we
Speaker 4: call them fries, the French fries.
Speaker 2: But you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like off said, was doing the song bro, like
Speaker 6: they were supposed to shoot the video.
Speaker 4: Okay, what I'm saying, like you know, I'm the.
Speaker 7: Feature, I get paid a certain price or whatever. All
Speaker 7: I'm saying showing up the ship three four hours late,
Speaker 7: like he not on time. He don't respect folks at all,
Speaker 7: Like you just on some bullshit. If I pay you
Speaker 7: to do a job, could do your fucking job. If
Speaker 7: you're not gonna do your job, this type of shit
Speaker 7: gonna happen. You're playing with realness. They're not gonna suit
Speaker 7: you or whoop your eyes. It will fucking you off set.
Speaker 4: You're gonna get the fun if that's the case. Called
Speaker 4: in pairs, bro, oh they a legendary he used to
Speaker 4: pay up.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, then you definitely deserve an ass whooping.
Speaker 6: You won't okay, do you tell me you're not giving me.
Speaker 3: At one point, Set could be heard screaming, I fire
Speaker 3: your ass up before breaking free to get in some kicks.
Speaker 5: That's a nigga.
Speaker 4: Mm hm, I get I don't even like some.
Speaker 3: Spilled streets in the hotel lobby where a woman was
Speaker 3: knocked down on the pavement before security finally separated the cruise.
Speaker 4: That was all her fault.
Speaker 3: It was like there, there is no no portion of
Speaker 3: that word. It's not her fault. Well, no, that guy
Speaker 3: didn't have to snow. He didn't bump, he didn't.
Speaker 4: Punch her in her shit as he should. He pushed her.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he.
Speaker 3: Knew that she was gonna, you know, go flying across
Speaker 3: and hitting the ground like that s bitch you over
Speaker 3: here throwing punches and shit, I mean throwing licks and
Speaker 3: ship hitting motherfuckers with shoes.
Speaker 4: You lucky, that's all you got in the car.
Speaker 5: He probably said this.
Speaker 6: Was not to be something that you should see.
Speaker 3: All that, and then they ended up sharing a photo
Speaker 3: together promoting the song because they ended up squashing.
Speaker 5: It because he gave him his money.
Speaker 4: It turns out.
Speaker 3: Off Set and guys were actually able to come to
Speaker 3: some sort of consensus, as the Cardier Rappers shared a
Speaker 3: photo of him We're all Set on Instagram after the
Speaker 3: incident Apocalypse twenty nine Slash eleven.
Speaker 4: He captured the photo of them light.
Speaker 6: Sometimes Yeah, he had to.
Speaker 7: Prove it off, like look just because it's just because
Speaker 7: we got fresh bagets and there's go we We don't
Speaker 7: mean I won't be on your motherfucker head top.
Speaker 5: We might say we, we might say we wei, but
Speaker 5: this gun go pew pew.
Speaker 8: You niggas need to realize that, like niggas need to
Speaker 8: realize other gangs are worse than gangs here because.
Speaker 4: The British niggas are stabbed the funk out you in
Speaker 4: the streets.
Speaker 5: There are some women.
Speaker 8: There's women gangs out here across the country. That go,
Speaker 8: will y'all niggas better start watching gang land.
Speaker 5: Gangs is gang gangs? Is gangs? Crazy?
Speaker 8: Asian gangs seem to be in video games and movies
Speaker 8: for a reason, My nigga, it ain't niggas in suits
Speaker 8: running out here with swords and ship circling you take
Speaker 8: attacking you one at a time.
Speaker 5: That in a lot of gangs. It's a lot of gangs, Yakuza,
Speaker 5: the whole series of those.
Speaker 6: It was an Asian.
Speaker 8: Believable. You ain't got to be a certain race to
Speaker 8: be a part of a gang. You just gotta be
Speaker 8: from the neighborhood. I bet you he did, But I
Speaker 8: bet you he did. They books guarantee, the Asian books
Speaker 8: were good.
Speaker 7: Was Asian crips, like they're all Asian. It's the name
Speaker 7: nigga Asian.
Speaker 5: Saying.
Speaker 4: I know, I thought the Asian was just a descriptor
Speaker 4: of the of the type of guy in the cry.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like that Bill birds, Like you ever
Speaker 3: seen that part when he said it's different when black
Speaker 3: people and white people described races because it's sound racist
Speaker 3: when they say it.
Speaker 5: He was like, because they put the word in the
Speaker 5: wrong place, right.
Speaker 4: He was like, now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, this Asian motherfucker, like that's the
Speaker 3: black people. They're be like, oh, let me, now, I
Speaker 3: want to hear about this Asian motherfucker. What does Asia
Speaker 3: motherfucker do? But the white people that like, but this
Speaker 3: motherfucking Asian.
Speaker 5: Whoa bill? Hold up?
Speaker 8: It's all about where you put it at. Are you
Speaker 8: using it as an adverb or an adjective. It makes
Speaker 8: a difference.
Speaker 5: It makes a difference, My guys.
Speaker 3: One is a describer, he said, because when you say
Speaker 3: this Asian motherfuckers, like you know, it's one motherfucker that
Speaker 3: pissed them off. So they're gonna tell you about this
Speaker 3: one motherfucker that pissed them off.
Speaker 4: And now you're interested, you intrigued in the story. Except
Speaker 4: but when we said so, let me just talking about
Speaker 4: what he said, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 5: Jo brow because if you like this black motherfucker, like
Speaker 5: you know, it's one nigga, these motherfucking blacks whoa. Oh yes,
Speaker 5: hurry up and watch abbot. You gotta get to the
Speaker 5: most recent episode. There's a joke there. There's a joke there.
Speaker 6: Definitely.
Speaker 5: Uh, I don't know, get tagged man porn. I hear
Speaker 5: you probably did, though. They're trying to get you back
Speaker 5: in these streets.
Speaker 4: You know, might think.
Speaker 5: That means.
Speaker 4: You Accedal said last week because he's not ready. He
Speaker 4: was up the sugar rush.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 5: He came down on Monday.
Speaker 4: Because because I told you I got to see you
Speaker 4: through my boy, you.
Speaker 5: Really ain't been nibbling on them to day. You're good
Speaker 5: because I show asked you, are you okay? You're like
Speaker 5: your heads.
Speaker 8: I expected that back to be gone by now, especially
Speaker 8: between the fact that mediodor eating.
Speaker 5: Half a bird that got swung around.
Speaker 4: Hey man, and it was season to perfection.
Speaker 5: It was the koc would taste better if they actually
Speaker 5: killed their own bird in the back.
Speaker 4: It might.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna find out, does anybody here actually kill their
Speaker 8: own birds. I'm on the south side, so it's possible.
Speaker 5: So there's a Mama pop spot somewhere on the on
Speaker 5: the south side that'll probably still do it, you know.
Speaker 8: Scott Jackson sky s h I s k A I
Speaker 8: yea from uh just Disney Channel, Black Girl, Spicy Little Pepper.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, she still looked the same. What a you're
Speaker 8: talking about? Maybe I can't watch she didn't have her.
Speaker 8: She was on bumped after they killed off the Jesse Show.
Speaker 8: Yeah her, her choice in the niggas is terrible.
Speaker 6: She is a Disney kid.
Speaker 5: So hold on waiting, wait a minute. Not all the
Speaker 5: black Disney kids were bad. We're down bad. Some of
Speaker 5: them got out there pretty okay. I gotta look it up.
Speaker 6: You know the ones you don't know about.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. I gotta look them up, the
Speaker 5: ones that keep making headlines of I don't know who microphones.
Speaker 5: You did not see the video me and me sent
Speaker 5: me the other day. They were talking about I don't
Speaker 5: know who interviewed this niggas.
Speaker 6: Told a white that her name ain't Simon.
Speaker 5: I don't think it is. I think it's a stage name.
Speaker 6: No, she was telling her that how you pronouncing yeah?
Speaker 4: It just kind of roll with it.
Speaker 2: It probably ain't no way.
Speaker 4: You don't see the accent in her.
Speaker 8: It's definitely accent on the It's always been, even back
Speaker 8: on Cosby shows.
Speaker 6: Tell somebody else you.
Speaker 5: Don't.
Speaker 8: She probably told her because she thought she cared. You
Speaker 8: don't care, stop being that guy. But no, the video
Speaker 8: that made me sent me this nigga was being was renaming.
Speaker 4: People like bro.
Speaker 3: Name is not Jimmy Kimball, right, niggas, because I know
Speaker 3: I even his acknowledged it.
Speaker 4: Black people call him Jimmy Kimball. That's not pro name.
Speaker 5: I swear I thought it was a being there because
Speaker 5: I have called him Kimball. Well, why.
Speaker 8: I'm not watching Jimmy Kim Show for me to know
Speaker 8: it right or wrong. He just showed up on late
Speaker 8: night one time. Everybody was on m TV. Should I
Speaker 8: remember when MTV got their first black male VJ. No,
Speaker 8: it was a whole contest they had as a nigga
Speaker 8: named Tank or something, the nigga who held TV and
Speaker 8: how high.
Speaker 5: He actually was their first black v JA. Yeah, they
Speaker 5: had the whole contest for him. I remember are Bill
Speaker 5: that would have been on m TV since ninety four.
Speaker 4: Tank was a guy with dreadlocks. I thought his name
Speaker 4: was tech Tech Tech, That's what it was.
Speaker 5: He was on the rail World before it was a VJ.
Speaker 4: But then he have locks.
Speaker 5: I don't know that gold hair. I don't know if
Speaker 5: I don't know if they locks. It could have just
Speaker 5: been like a free flowing opera. He could have just
Speaker 5: been one of them black people. He used to say,
Speaker 5: the same for sex is now sex, but if you
Speaker 5: have sex white.
Speaker 11: Like that.
Speaker 5: Now Bill Belly me working there is not the same
Speaker 5: thing as being a VJ though.
Speaker 6: On TV is like nine.
Speaker 5: Colin Quinn was a VJ. Broh video Jockeys. Tyrese was
Speaker 5: a VJ. Tyresee was a nigga on the back of
Speaker 5: the bus singing and the co commercial. DJ Clue was
Speaker 5: a VJ. That's he's an actual DJ too, though he's
Speaker 5: a dish jockey. Colin Quinn that's why Doctor Dre and
Speaker 5: ed Lover No, they were VJs.
Speaker 4: No, but the one who you telling me? Who was
Speaker 4: in How High but Go T? He used to be
Speaker 4: on b T.
Speaker 8: He was hit from the street tech homes after film
Speaker 8: MTV launching Man this season.
Speaker 4: The whole black outfit saying couldn't fly because you had chance.
Speaker 5: He was like these heavy ass boots.
Speaker 4: It's still funny now. A lot of stuff speaking of
Speaker 4: what amused us his kids.
Speaker 5: I was, I was eight of the real world, Hawaii.
Speaker 4: I was looking in my email for something today, Fluffy Talks.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a bunch of YouTube links from when I
Speaker 3: went being subscribed to the channel because it was my
Speaker 3: old it's.
Speaker 4: My old email.
Speaker 5: Fluffy Talks.
Speaker 3: Fluffy Talks. Those videos are fucking hilarious. It's a guy
Speaker 3: he got on like Little Scully had. He had like
Speaker 3: a little cartoon drawing himself for a logo. But he
Speaker 3: used to basically deliver like like news stories and ship
Speaker 3: that will come like crazy news stories.
Speaker 4: But for the birth of this mm hmm to the
Speaker 4: precursor to this. Hey, can you go on YouTube and
Speaker 4: look up Fluffy Talks. It's uh e e and not
Speaker 4: why so fluffy with ee?
Speaker 6: How are they separating by.
Speaker 5: Fluffy Talk one point four million subscribers?
Speaker 6: He's man, first video you ever showed me the ground.
Speaker 5: You're bad at Walmart.
Speaker 6: I will always.
Speaker 3: Well, there are a couple more topics that I will
Speaker 3: actually move into next week because I want to spend
Speaker 3: enough time on those where I don't have to rush
Speaker 3: through them.
Speaker 4: Uh So I will put those bookmarks for next week.
Speaker 3: But we're about to play one of these YouTube videos
Speaker 3: before we go, because I really want y'all to know a.
Speaker 5: Particular one you want me to find.
Speaker 4: I know it's.
Speaker 5: Back let me see because some of these go back
Speaker 5: fifteen years.
Speaker 13: Yeah, America is Victoria's Nickelodeon or Disney?
Speaker 4: Okay, do this one dead Woman more?
Speaker 5: Okay, So that's where he came from, So he don't count.
Speaker 8: He's a Nickelodeon kid, because we definitely nigga differ getting nigga.
Speaker 5: You had the whole man making shows about feet and ship. Yes,
Speaker 5: you can sit there and say that ain't and he
Speaker 5: had to live with that ship.
Speaker 4: Disney so inappropriate. So we're gonna go.
Speaker 5: The fuck wrong with you?
Speaker 8: Bruh, Yes, very much insensitive, bastard, still insensitive, bastard Rich.
Speaker 5: That don't mean nothing. Rich people kill themselves all the time.
Speaker 5: You are horrible because I'm crying because I'm broke. You
Speaker 5: disgust me. Just which one you said? Dead woman wakes
Speaker 5: up at More. I just want to make sure.
Speaker 7: Before I clicked this video, so I'll talk about Skott Jackson,
Speaker 7: our baby daddy choice.
Speaker 5: The next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because certain topics like I'd need people to be
Speaker 3: here to engage with and everybody in the left for
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 14: In a drawer at the morgue, this woman was found
Speaker 14: to be alive when her daughter came to a Hey,
Speaker 14: what's up, Hey, what's up? A woman who was pronounced
Speaker 14: dead has woken up Two hours later in a body
Speaker 14: bag in a drawer at the morgue, this woman was
Speaker 14: found to be alive when her daughter came to identify
Speaker 14: her body. She went to give her mom one last hug,
Speaker 14: and then she realized her mom was still breathing, and
Speaker 14: she was like, Fuck, my mom's alive.
Speaker 5: I wonder what the.
Speaker 14: People at the Morgue said after they realized this woman
Speaker 14: was alive, it was probably just.
Speaker 13: Like, holy shit, my mom's alive.
Speaker 6: All right, damn woman, calm down, there you go, she's dead.
Speaker 6: Problem solved.
Speaker 14: I bet all the necrophiliacs that the Morgue are super
Speaker 14: pissed off that they had sex with a live halfway
Speaker 14: through to there, probably like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 14: oh my god, oh my god, I feel so dirty.
Speaker 6: I just had sex with a body that wasn't dead.
Speaker 6: Go wash my dick.
Speaker 14: I've talked about stories before where people have been wrongfully
Speaker 14: pronounced dead. I'm wondering how many people have been buried alive.
Speaker 14: To me, that's gotta be one of the worst ways
Speaker 14: to die, being buried alive, waking up in a casket
Speaker 14: six feet under. If I ever end up in a
Speaker 14: situation where I'm buried alive, I hope I canna at
Speaker 14: least reach my dick. Really, what else are you gonna
Speaker 14: do if you're buried alive, try to claw your way
Speaker 14: to safety.
Speaker 6: Just fucking master me.
Speaker 14: But you know what's gonna happen if you actually do
Speaker 14: get rescued by like some friends or something. They're gonna
Speaker 14: pull you out and catch you with your dick out,
Speaker 14: and you're gonna be like, no, no, two more minutes,
Speaker 14: two more minutes, and you're gonna actually be arguing about
Speaker 14: getting rescued. It would be the happiest and most uncomfortable
Speaker 14: moment of your life. You shouldn't be a fucking doctor
Speaker 14: if you can't tell if someone's alive or dead. If
Speaker 14: you're a doctor and you pronounce someone dead who's actually alive,
Speaker 14: you should just automatically have your doctor's degree take a way,
Speaker 14: because I know I wouldn't want a doctor working on
Speaker 14: me if they can't tell if I'm alive or fucking dead,
Speaker 14: I'll go in to get my tonsils removed and I'll
Speaker 14: end up in the fucking morge No, thank you, doctor, douchebag.
Speaker 14: I bet this doctor had to make up a lie
Speaker 14: to tell the daughter.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 14: It was just like, So, your mom's been through a
Speaker 14: very stressful situation, and I want you to know she
Speaker 14: may be experiencing some hallucinations. So if she tells you
Speaker 14: that I made out with her lifeless body and touched
Speaker 14: her inappropriately, I want you to know that that never happened,
Speaker 14: and your mom's a fucking liar.
Speaker 4: No, that's not it. So I want a video because
Speaker 4: that's the one where he was sorting the bodies.
Speaker 5: That was terrible.
Speaker 7: I want to know, how do you how do we
Speaker 7: get this body all the way to the how do
Speaker 7: we get to the point where we're gonna put it
Speaker 7: in the cast?
Speaker 6: Nobody?
Speaker 4: That's not the video. Nobody know you well, they only
Speaker 4: made it to the morgue, so.
Speaker 5: We just presuming you dead. They ain't. He had a
Speaker 5: chance to presume it dead yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's not the right video because when he
Speaker 4: was telling the story, I was like.
Speaker 5: This don't sound just don't sound right, don't feel funny.
Speaker 4: That's not the Yeah, that's not the one.
Speaker 8: They know how to this one. Or it could just
Speaker 8: be you know you older now that yo, don't joke,
Speaker 8: don't hit the sign.
Speaker 3: That's not the that's not the one. Because he was
Speaker 3: like he was going through like he was sorting the
Speaker 3: bodies and ship he was like dead dead and close enough. No,
Speaker 3: but we are gonna go ahead and get out of
Speaker 3: here for the night and when you're back next week.
Speaker 3: I do, like I said, have a couple of topics
Speaker 3: out of bookmark because I want full full engagement. Oh nose,
Speaker 3: I don't want to just talk to these niggas about it.
Speaker 3: So you were not able, no, because we need men
Speaker 3: and women to you know me the crowd that was
Speaker 3: he earlier. Yeah, so you just get right to it.
Speaker 3: If you weren't able, you know, to tune in for
Speaker 3: the full live or if you just you know, want
Speaker 3: to listen to the audio episodes to get you through
Speaker 3: the workday. Always make sure to tune into all of
Speaker 3: your favorite streaming platforms on Tuesdays at ten a m.
Speaker 3: When the new episodes drop. Until then, we got a
Speaker 3: hold you are