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Speaker 2: I feel almost compelled these days to have to have
Speaker 2: an egg update of some sort. Yeah next morning, Uh well,
Speaker 2: here's your breaking egg, new excellent. Denny's has now taken
Speaker 2: the queue from waffle House and announced an egg surcharge,
Speaker 2: So know that that's being slapped on you there at
Speaker 2: Denny's until the egg crisis is over. Now, moving right along,
Speaker 2: I happened upon an egg conversation inadvertently about twenty minutes
Speaker 2: ago Taco I. I ran over to the kitchenette area
Speaker 2: there to warm up my breakfast sandwich, which, by the
Speaker 2: which by the way, has.
Speaker 1: Egg on it. Yeah, yes, the keish, the keysh.
Speaker 2: There I ran into Leslie from Magic and Ray from Excel,
Speaker 2: who were sniffing each other's keish.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds hot, isn't it? Keish made with turkey
Speaker 3: egg Turkey eggs they offered me, I know, And they
Speaker 3: were both in agreement that apparently turkey eggs stink.
Speaker 1: Told me the same thing.
Speaker 2: Well, don't regular egg stink too, don't they? I'm mean
Speaker 2: they have their own egg for Yeah, I mean, and
Speaker 2: to be fair, they did not not ask me to
Speaker 2: sniff the kesh.
Speaker 3: No, they didn't ask me to sniff the cash, but
Speaker 3: she did offer it to me. So once they offer
Speaker 3: you the keish, you know you're in sure sure sniffings
Speaker 3: just the beginnings.
Speaker 1: Make sure you follow a protocol when it comes to keish.
Speaker 1: You have a turkey eggs, I guess is that gonna
Speaker 1: be the new thing?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I know turkeys lay eggs, but I
Speaker 2: don't think they lay anywhere near the volume of eggs
Speaker 2: like chickens do.
Speaker 1: So you know, I guess if you know, she just
Speaker 1: has turkeys out on our land.
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 2: Kind of went on my merry way with my regular
Speaker 2: egg sandwich.
Speaker 3: As soon as she offered it up, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm good. And then they said turkey turkey eggs. I'm
Speaker 3: sure they're delicious. That the text line people are going
Speaker 3: to blow us up, but I just wasn't in for
Speaker 3: it this morning.
Speaker 2: Now, they did not discussed the taste. It was just
Speaker 2: the odor that they were going back and forth on there.
Speaker 1: Well, here we go. Turkey eggs are so good in
Speaker 1: all caps.
Speaker 3: I prefer duck eggs because they don't stick when you
Speaker 3: bake with them.
Speaker 1: So turkey eggs, according to this one, are good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So duck's honesty, duck eggs are greasy too, huh is
Speaker 2: what you're saying, guy, His duck's kind of a greasy
Speaker 2: today February twenty sixth, ten years ago, you said ten
Speaker 2: years ago today on February twenty sixth, twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: What did we all argue about then? Like I said before,
Speaker 1: now it's politics, oh everything.
Speaker 2: Somebody posted a photograph of what appeared to be a
Speaker 2: golden white dress.
Speaker 3: Oh, is this the one of Bill Clinton's that was
Speaker 3: that was definitely golden white? I I was the blue.
Speaker 3: Is this dressed blue? Or is it gray?
Speaker 1: Or is it no?
Speaker 3: Is itld and white or is it black and blue?
Speaker 3: All it was just I was so tired of hearing
Speaker 3: about that dress ten years since that nonsense that went
Speaker 3: on forever. Oh, by the way, a party foul on
Speaker 3: the Today Show for wrongly identifying the ten year anniversary
Speaker 3: of the dress. They did something last week claiming it
Speaker 3: was a tenth an wrong wrong.
Speaker 1: All I know is this what's wrong? Goo with a
Speaker 1: hard G.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's major. All I know is that it as
Speaker 3: soon as it would start to die down and nobody
Speaker 3: it was out of the news because it was so
Speaker 3: burnt out. Your cousin from Rowanoak or something would come over, have.
Speaker 1: You seen this? And you're throw and everybody.
Speaker 3: At Thanksgivings talking about it again. And maybe it's just
Speaker 3: because we work in media, but I was so over
Speaker 3: the I wanted to burn it and that would be
Speaker 3: the news piece.
Speaker 2: Do you hear about the dress? It's burnt, It's done
Speaker 2: by Then we move on to this. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: in the end, the dress was actually blue and black.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just the person who posted the actual dread.
Speaker 2: It's a blue and black dress.
Speaker 1: A bruise.
Speaker 3: Yes, I guess somebody said, what about ostrich eggs. I'm
Speaker 3: going for the turtle eggs. Dunk eggs were ahead.
Speaker 1: Turtle eggs.
Speaker 3: Stop see turtle lets just go right out on the beach.
Speaker 3: And uh, uh, don't ever ever do that. No, don't
Speaker 3: even turn your lights on at night over there.
Speaker 1: Joke about it, I know you.
Speaker 3: Just the duck eggs taste richer and egg ear Pat Eggear.
Speaker 2: A couple from uh from Australia had been saving and
Speaker 2: saving and saving for what they were calling their dream vacation.
Speaker 2: They were going to travel to Venice. They uh, the
Speaker 2: day had arrived. They got on their flights, about a
Speaker 2: four hour flight they had to take.
Speaker 1: And it flipped upside down.
Speaker 2: No, no, they found themselves sitting next to a dead woman.
Speaker 1: A woman died on the.
Speaker 2: Flights and uh, right there on their their aisle, and
Speaker 2: they just keep her in. They were going they were
Speaker 2: gonna try to move her, they said, up to the
Speaker 2: front of the plane, but she was too large to
Speaker 2: get down the aisle. Uh maneuver down the aisle without
Speaker 2: really making a huge scene, so they left or next
Speaker 2: to look at our Facebook page get the whole story there.
Speaker 2: Guitar air cut her air as well, which is you know,
Speaker 2: a pretty fancy schmancy airline. I'm I'm hoping they have
Speaker 2: at least got some free drink coupons out of this.
Speaker 3: You're talking to your wife, right, are you guys staying
Speaker 3: or is she a little too freaked out?
Speaker 1: You a little freaked out? Is your dream vacation?
Speaker 2: No, you've got your You're just on your Hey, this
Speaker 2: is how your vacation is starting. You're not even in
Speaker 2: Venice yet. That's flight Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go.
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta follow through and you put that
Speaker 1: behind you. That by gones, be by guns.
Speaker 2: If there was a if there was an upside on this,
Speaker 2: at least when the uh, the flight uh pulled into
Speaker 2: the gate, that woman didn't stand up immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That's all that's on the plus side.
Speaker 3: At least you didn't have to say excuse me, and
Speaker 3: you know, when you're getting up for the restroom is
Speaker 3: that's probably a really long flight.
Speaker 1: I'llstral you to venice four hour flight.
Speaker 3: You don't have to put your butt in their face
Speaker 3: next to the stiff, yeah, because they're the ones that
Speaker 3: won't get up, you know those ones on the flight,
Speaker 3: They just kind of move over instead of dude, could
Speaker 3: you just get up and go? I don't want to
Speaker 3: rub my fellows on your face. Then you're gonna complain
Speaker 3: about it. I'm gonna be banned from Delta for life,
Speaker 3: and the ball rubber going be driving everywhere now like Madden.
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