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<v Speaker 1>One on one Linch Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station one O one one. W j r

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<v Speaker 2>R Idiotology brought you this morning by Thundersaurus.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, close thunder Rorers, thunder Rorris. I'm sorry, I stand corrected.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna be out tomorrow with the thrown Thunderorris truck, big

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<v Speaker 3>old monster truck getting ready for Monster Jam. People, come

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<v Speaker 3>hang out. We're gonna be out from three to five.

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<v Speaker 3>So that way, if your kid's a big fan of

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<v Speaker 3>the truck, they can come out three to five at

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<v Speaker 3>Briggs JCB right there off of John Young Parkway. Just

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<v Speaker 3>remember like this, Briggs JCP right off of JYP.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know me, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna have Monster Jam tickets to give away three

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<v Speaker 3>to five tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel almost compelled these days to have to have

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<v Speaker 2>an egg update of some sort. Yeah next morning, Uh well,

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<v Speaker 2>here's your breaking egg, new excellent. Denny's has now taken

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<v Speaker 2>the queue from waffle House and announced an egg surcharge,

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<v Speaker 2>So know that that's being slapped on you there at

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<v Speaker 2>Denny's until the egg crisis is over. Now, moving right along,

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<v Speaker 2>I happened upon an egg conversation inadvertently about twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>ago Taco I. I ran over to the kitchenette area

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<v Speaker 2>there to warm up my breakfast sandwich, which, by the

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<v Speaker 2>which by the way, has.

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<v Speaker 1>Egg on it. Yeah, yes, the keish, the keysh.

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<v Speaker 2>There I ran into Leslie from Magic and Ray from Excel,

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<v Speaker 2>who were sniffing each other's keish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that sounds hot, isn't it? Keish made with turkey

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<v Speaker 3>egg Turkey eggs they offered me, I know, And they

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<v Speaker 3>were both in agreement that apparently turkey eggs stink.

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<v Speaker 1>Told me the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, don't regular egg stink too, don't they? I'm mean

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<v Speaker 2>they have their own egg for Yeah, I mean, and

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<v Speaker 2>to be fair, they did not not ask me to

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<v Speaker 2>sniff the kesh.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they didn't ask me to sniff the cash, but

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<v Speaker 3>she did offer it to me. So once they offer

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<v Speaker 3>you the keish, you know you're in sure sure sniffings

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<v Speaker 3>just the beginnings.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you follow a protocol when it comes to keish.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a turkey eggs, I guess is that gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be the new thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, I know turkeys lay eggs, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think they lay anywhere near the volume of eggs

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<v Speaker 2>like chickens do.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, I guess if you know, she just

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<v Speaker 1>has turkeys out on our land.

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<v Speaker 3>I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of went on my merry way with my regular

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<v Speaker 2>egg sandwich.

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<v Speaker 3>As soon as she offered it up, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good. And then they said turkey turkey eggs. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure they're delicious. That the text line people are going

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<v Speaker 3>to blow us up, but I just wasn't in for

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<v Speaker 3>it this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, they did not discussed the taste. It was just

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<v Speaker 2>the odor that they were going back and forth on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here we go. Turkey eggs are so good in

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<v Speaker 1>all caps.

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<v Speaker 3>I prefer duck eggs because they don't stick when you

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<v Speaker 3>bake with them.

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<v Speaker 1>So turkey eggs, according to this one, are good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So duck's honesty, duck eggs are greasy too, huh is

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<v Speaker 2>what you're saying, guy, His duck's kind of a greasy

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<v Speaker 2>today February twenty sixth, ten years ago, you said ten

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<v Speaker 2>years ago today on February twenty sixth, twenty fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>What did we all argue about then? Like I said before,

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<v Speaker 1>now it's politics, oh everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody posted a photograph of what appeared to be a

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<v Speaker 2>golden white dress.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, is this the one of Bill Clinton's that was

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<v Speaker 3>that was definitely golden white? I I was the blue.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this dressed blue? Or is it gray?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it no?

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<v Speaker 3>Is itld and white or is it black and blue?

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<v Speaker 3>All it was just I was so tired of hearing

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<v Speaker 3>about that dress ten years since that nonsense that went

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<v Speaker 3>on forever. Oh, by the way, a party foul on

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<v Speaker 3>the Today Show for wrongly identifying the ten year anniversary

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<v Speaker 3>of the dress. They did something last week claiming it

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<v Speaker 3>was a tenth an wrong wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is this what's wrong? Goo with a

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<v Speaker 1>hard G.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's major. All I know is that it as

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<v Speaker 3>soon as it would start to die down and nobody

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<v Speaker 3>it was out of the news because it was so

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<v Speaker 3>burnt out. Your cousin from Rowanoak or something would come over, have.

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<v Speaker 1>You seen this? And you're throw and everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>At Thanksgivings talking about it again. And maybe it's just

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<v Speaker 3>because we work in media, but I was so over

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<v Speaker 3>the I wanted to burn it and that would be

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<v Speaker 3>the news piece.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you hear about the dress? It's burnt, It's done

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<v Speaker 2>by Then we move on to this. Oh, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>in the end, the dress was actually blue and black.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just the person who posted the actual dread.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a blue and black dress.

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<v Speaker 1>A bruise.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I guess somebody said, what about ostrich eggs. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going for the turtle eggs. Dunk eggs were ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Turtle eggs.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop see turtle lets just go right out on the beach.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, uh, don't ever ever do that. No, don't

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<v Speaker 3>even turn your lights on at night over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Joke about it, I know you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just the duck eggs taste richer and egg ear Pat Eggear.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple from uh from Australia had been saving and

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<v Speaker 2>saving and saving for what they were calling their dream vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>They were going to travel to Venice. They uh, the

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<v Speaker 2>day had arrived. They got on their flights, about a

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<v Speaker 2>four hour flight they had to take.

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<v Speaker 1>And it flipped upside down.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, they found themselves sitting next to a dead woman.

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<v Speaker 1>A woman died on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Flights and uh, right there on their their aisle, and

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<v Speaker 2>they just keep her in. They were going they were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna try to move her, they said, up to the

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<v Speaker 2>front of the plane, but she was too large to

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<v Speaker 2>get down the aisle. Uh maneuver down the aisle without

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<v Speaker 2>really making a huge scene, so they left or next

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<v Speaker 2>to look at our Facebook page get the whole story there.

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<v Speaker 2>Guitar air cut her air as well, which is you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a pretty fancy schmancy airline. I'm I'm hoping they have

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<v Speaker 2>at least got some free drink coupons out of this.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking to your wife, right, are you guys staying

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<v Speaker 3>or is she a little too freaked out?

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<v Speaker 1>You a little freaked out? Is your dream vacation?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you've got your You're just on your Hey, this

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<v Speaker 2>is how your vacation is starting. You're not even in

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<v Speaker 2>Venice yet. That's flight Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you gotta follow through and you put that

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<v Speaker 1>behind you. That by gones, be by guns.

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<v Speaker 2>If there was a if there was an upside on this,

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<v Speaker 2>at least when the uh, the flight uh pulled into

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<v Speaker 2>the gate, that woman didn't stand up immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. That's all that's on the plus side.

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<v Speaker 3>At least you didn't have to say excuse me, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, when you're getting up for the restroom is

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<v Speaker 3>that's probably a really long flight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'llstral you to venice four hour flight.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to put your butt in their face

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<v Speaker 3>next to the stiff, yeah, because they're the ones that

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<v Speaker 3>won't get up, you know those ones on the flight,

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<v Speaker 3>They just kind of move over instead of dude, could

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<v Speaker 3>you just get up and go? I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>rub my fellows on your face. Then you're gonna complain

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<v Speaker 3>about it. I'm gonna be banned from Delta for life,

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<v Speaker 3>and the ball rubber going be driving everywhere now like Madden.

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<v Speaker 1>Cocko Cruiser. I can see it now. World One w

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