Speaker 1: Oh music, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, hello everybody. Thank you for joining
Speaker 1: Laura Kane after dark on a Tuesday night.
Speaker 2: Why are we doing on a Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Because somebody was sick as a dog, like sick, sick, sick, Eric.
Speaker 1: I would like to thank you for not kissing me
Speaker 1: the last time you saw me on the lips, which
Speaker 1: you normally do I do, because he had the world
Speaker 1: are still half well, I'm completely jacked up on antibiotics. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's on antibiotics and like codeine cough medicine because he had.
Speaker 1: He sounded horrific. On Sunday, he was like, I'm so sick.
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you kids? Wait a minute, is this
Speaker 1: a joke? Are you me? And then you started coffee
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh myel oh no.
Speaker 2: I actually can't remember last time I was.
Speaker 1: Sick, though, Like he was down for the count. And
Speaker 1: he says, if.
Speaker 2: You don't get sick often though, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: But you said you got sick at that wedding you
Speaker 1: went to in Vegas.
Speaker 3: That's every well, the groom got sick.
Speaker 1: And he said everybody. He brought it back to his
Speaker 1: work and everybody.
Speaker 3: I wiped my entire office out.
Speaker 1: But you and I are okay?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Have you been okay?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I have been sick, but for different reasons. I discovered
Speaker 2: I was allergic to eggs this last week.
Speaker 1: What happened? What happened when you ate an egg?
Speaker 2: I threw up three days in a row from me?
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, which sucks. I love eggs.
Speaker 1: Wha wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: trade did this ally? Is this egg allergy recent?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So it just is just cropped up in your body
Speaker 1: all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like I used to make eggs for breakfast all
Speaker 2: the time, and then one day I did it, like
Speaker 2: probably like two weeks ago, threw up and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's weird.
Speaker 3: Oh god, this is this is right up, Laura's a.
Speaker 2: Couple of days go by, happens again. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: maybe I'm under cooking them or something. So third time
Speaker 2: I do it again, I'm like, oh, cook them real
Speaker 2: good this time?
Speaker 3: Throw up?
Speaker 1: Did you look at it? Did you google it or anything?
Speaker 3: I mean Google like.
Speaker 1: Is egg allergies? Like oh yeah, that's the symptoms and stuff.
Speaker 1: It is a thing. Oh my gosh, wow sucks. So
Speaker 1: can you not have things with eggs in it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll find out. I can eat small. I had
Speaker 2: a I tested today. I had like an egg brito
Speaker 2: or like a yeah it but only had like one
Speaker 2: egg in it this morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, Yeah, before you came, they.
Speaker 2: Only had like I had like one egg. But if
Speaker 2: I didn't throw up, but I felt sick.
Speaker 3: If you could throw up on the show, that would.
Speaker 2: Be the eggs. Oh god, do you have eggs because
Speaker 2: it'll hit me within like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: No, no, Marie, we throw up. We're about to.
Speaker 3: No, Oh my god, we're going there.
Speaker 1: We're not going there.
Speaker 3: Come on, Lord, take it like a champ.
Speaker 1: Today tonight, whenever you're listening, we're going to talk about
Speaker 1: the latest conspiracy theories. I have watched two documentaries that
Speaker 1: I really want to talk about, and they're like, there
Speaker 1: it's involved with this. First of all, I want to
Speaker 1: tell you this is going to sound braggadocious.
Speaker 3: But you're kind of a big deal.
Speaker 1: No, this compliment came out of the blue, and I
Speaker 1: have never been told this in my life, because in fact,
Speaker 1: oftentimes I've been told the opposite. This happened to me, Uh,
Speaker 1: yesterday I was walking down the street. I just bought these. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me preface this by saying this weekend I
Speaker 1: went to boot Barn because for my birthday, I really
Speaker 1: wanted to get a new pair of like cool real leather,
Speaker 1: not cowboy boots, but boots but that have buckles, kind
Speaker 1: of like not motorcycle boots, but almost similar with it.
Speaker 1: But I kind of have that style.
Speaker 2: Which boot barn?
Speaker 1: Did you go to the one.
Speaker 3: In the East County Alkohol?
Speaker 1: Yes, I know that one, the big one big, it's huge, big,
Speaker 1: there's one that's huge.
Speaker 3: You did not run this purchase by me? No?
Speaker 2: I like boot Barn, so I'll prove.
Speaker 1: My end seam is thirty four. There. I never can
Speaker 1: find jeans that fit my length because I am ahead
Speaker 1: on two legs. Remember I have no torso I only
Speaker 1: have legs.
Speaker 3: It's heads boot head, boob's leg that's it.
Speaker 2: You have like broad shoulders. I guess then too.
Speaker 3: She kind of looks like the lamp in a Christmas story. No,
Speaker 3: but like a.
Speaker 1: Thirty four seam is what I I have a long legs,
Speaker 1: but like but when I sit down, I look like
Speaker 1: I'm probably five foot two because I have a short torso.
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's not the point. So I get to
Speaker 1: boot Barn and they have these jeans that are boot
Speaker 1: cut and they were size six and they were thirty
Speaker 1: four length, and I'm like, oh my god, no way.
Speaker 1: So I bought them and I wore them yesterday and
Speaker 1: I'm walking down the street and this old man, I'm
Speaker 1: talking old man like pushing eighty, he comes up. He
Speaker 1: comes up beside me and he says, excuse me, can
Speaker 1: I give you a compliment? And I'm like, okay. He goes,
Speaker 1: I swear to god, this has never happened to me
Speaker 1: before in my life. He goes, I just want to
Speaker 1: say that men would go to war to watch you
Speaker 1: walk away from them in the way that you fill
Speaker 1: out the.
Speaker 2: Okay, whoa, it's so pervy weird.
Speaker 1: But he wasn't. But he wasn't pervy. Was like actually
Speaker 1: like just being like a matter of fact. He wasn't
Speaker 1: giving me weird vibes.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's the vibes. That's what he said.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see the jeans I'm wearing them
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, okay, I thought you were going to I
Speaker 3: thought she was gonna stop at men would go to
Speaker 3: war just to watch you walk away.
Speaker 1: No, in these jeans that I bought it boot barn.
Speaker 2: Wait, so the expectations you'll stand up and they'll go, wow, Laura, amazing.
Speaker 1: Okayer, here's the thing, because nobody has ever told me
Speaker 1: that I have a bubble butt, a good butt of.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't donkey booty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really get that. I get that I
Speaker 1: have a small butt. You have no butt, you have
Speaker 1: like not a flat butt, but I have not much
Speaker 1: of a button.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, anyway, let's see the pants, all right,
Speaker 2: because I still think that's rock cart world. This is
Speaker 2: I feel like this is weird. Okay, Okay, I mean
Speaker 2: they're fine. Sure, I'm gonna be honest. I feel like
Speaker 2: this is not a game changer.
Speaker 1: Well is it now? My favorite genes? And I told
Speaker 1: the man, I said, that is the best compliment I
Speaker 1: think I've ever received.
Speaker 3: In mind, what about this one? I'm getting tingly down there?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I'm glad you enjoyed it. I think
Speaker 2: it's weird.
Speaker 1: Why if he's an old it was an old dude.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like.
Speaker 2: Somebody who's that changes it an old dude like me,
Speaker 2: No way older. Oh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: And he it was. He was very matter of fact.
Speaker 1: He didn't try to like he doesn't give me oagly
Speaker 1: eyes or like being giving off weird vibes at all.
Speaker 1: He just said it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like that would be considered objectifying. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe it's the in age difference thing, but uh, I
Speaker 2: guess if I did that to anybody, m that is
Speaker 2: a slapped really, I think so?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, because I wanted to hug him and give
Speaker 1: him all the money in my wallet.
Speaker 2: Oh if everyone was like you, we would have no
Speaker 2: issues with male female relationships in the United States.
Speaker 1: The thing is like, that has never happened to me before.
Speaker 1: Nobody has ever said anything like that to me before.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, these are magic pants. I have
Speaker 1: bought the magic pants.
Speaker 2: Let me rephrase. If someone, let's say your age, came
Speaker 2: up to me and said, Wow, those shorts are really
Speaker 2: making your crotch area look incredible, women would die for
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, okay, I'm gonna run to my car.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a little different.
Speaker 2: Okay, even if she said about my butt, I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 2: thank you, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Umm, but don't you think I mean, what do you think?
Speaker 1: What do you think of that compliment? What do you
Speaker 1: think about that guy coming up to me? Would you,
Speaker 1: as a woman think put yourself in my shoes? How
Speaker 1: would you feel like good about yourself? Would you feel great? Oh?
Speaker 1: Weird it out?
Speaker 3: No? I would have thought it was very sweet.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: I think that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I think, well, too bad. I thought it was great,
Speaker 1: and I thinked him very much. I gave him one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: No I didn't. I no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not give you a hundred dollars to
Speaker 2: compliment my butt in these pants.
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever complimented my butt ever ever, So I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: So that was These are the magic pants. I want
Speaker 1: to show you one more magic thing before we get
Speaker 1: into conspiracy theories. And then we also have double D
Speaker 1: because somebody has died like today or yesterday.
Speaker 3: I think it was yes, okay.
Speaker 1: And I don't know the end. I don't know who
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 3: Yes you do, I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's just let's just talk about Okay, this is
Speaker 1: this is the startling we do it later. We'll do
Speaker 1: it later.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not, it's not. I didn't didn't blow my mind.
Speaker 1: So no, is this person old?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to tell you. I'm pulling a Laura.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't talk.
Speaker 1: No talking about it before conspiracy theories and double D.
Speaker 1: I want to show you something also that is magic.
Speaker 1: I found the magic potion.
Speaker 2: I doubt that.
Speaker 1: Eric, You're gonna love this what Maggie and I discovered this? Oh,
Speaker 1: buy it on Amazon. We found it at Ross. This
Speaker 1: is called twenty four gold Collagen Firming Face Serum. It's
Speaker 1: in a gold bottle. Okay, it's like thirteen bucks, maybe
Speaker 1: nine ninety nine, depending on where you get it. Put
Speaker 1: your makeup on like you normally do, and then you
Speaker 1: take a little tiny bit, a little little drop, rub
Speaker 1: it around and you like put it on your face,
Speaker 1: and I swear it gives you like this glow and
Speaker 1: this like youth.
Speaker 2: Trust me, it's probably radioactive.
Speaker 1: We couldn't believe it. We were looking at each other, going,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, that looks so amazing. Here, put some on.
Speaker 1: Put a little bit of it on, because I know
Speaker 1: you love potions. Do you love lotions and potions.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: And this is something that you can buy on Amazon
Speaker 1: twenty four gold plus collagen. What's the brand. It's called
Speaker 1: revital X.
Speaker 2: I really, I don't know. I question that. That makes
Speaker 2: me nervous. Why because you got that ross.
Speaker 1: It's just well and count.
Speaker 2: Well and if it's amazing, then it makes me wonder
Speaker 2: if it's it just.
Speaker 1: It just adds a little bit of glow to make
Speaker 1: you look like.
Speaker 2: You at what costs? Though, I don't care, you don't care,
Speaker 2: not no. But if you're skinful, what if it like
Speaker 2: the substance and your body sluffs off tomorrow and you.
Speaker 1: It won't happen tomorrow. If it happens like.
Speaker 2: In twenty years, fine, If it's like two though, it won't.
Speaker 1: I take risks.
Speaker 2: Okay, go to Keels. That's where all the sure.
Speaker 1: Yes, actually your skin looks really great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're glowing kind of red.
Speaker 1: No, like look, it was just a little bit. It's
Speaker 1: just like the perfect touch of glow. So those are
Speaker 1: two magic things, magic pants at boot boot World and
Speaker 1: the magic potion.
Speaker 2: All right, let me if you want real magic skincare, yes,
Speaker 2: not cheap. You gotta go Keels. Kills where all the
Speaker 2: magic is. I've got some stuff from there before, and
Speaker 2: that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Keels is good.
Speaker 1: I also heard this is another tip that Okay, you
Speaker 1: know Jesse Lozano from Jesse and tosks me on Star
Speaker 1: ninety four to one. His wife is beautiful, Jesse's wife.
Speaker 1: And I saw her at a party and her skin
Speaker 1: was like like lights were She had like a like
Speaker 1: an aura around her. Her skin was so beautiful. I go,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you use on your skin? And
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, I get it on the Amazon. It's
Speaker 1: called Paula's Choice.
Speaker 3: Have you heard of this? Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she gave me all all the products to get,
Speaker 1: so I'll send them to you. But she's like, I
Speaker 1: use these every day and people compliment me all the time.
Speaker 1: So and they're not They're not super cheap, but they're
Speaker 1: not really expensive either. They're very very mid range. So
Speaker 1: thank you to Jesse Alazana's wife. Thank you for that
Speaker 1: tip because we all need it, especially with a birthday.
Speaker 3: Coming up on Saturday, the Big sixty.
Speaker 1: No, not yet. Let me be in my fifties for
Speaker 1: a little while longer, please, please, please please, He's got
Speaker 1: four more days shut up.
Speaker 2: Whatever your driver's certificate or your driver's license will tell
Speaker 2: us all, oh my god, sixty five.
Speaker 1: Stop it. So we're gonna do a whole birthday thing
Speaker 1: on Thursday because my birthday is on Saturday.
Speaker 2: So we are well I wasn't invited. Don't you feel
Speaker 2: bad now?
Speaker 1: She wait? On the podcast, You're always invited on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's just a birthday. We're just gonna talk about birthday stuff. Sure, sure, whatever.
Speaker 1: You probably didn't get me anything. You didn't think about it?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: You did not?
Speaker 2: I did? Did you don't have it with me?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man? Did you really?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 2: What if I did? Though, I would be like if
Speaker 2: I go out right now.
Speaker 1: No no, no no, if he had thought ahead of
Speaker 1: time or not, because I know my boy Hair's got
Speaker 1: my back. But if you said, oh I got I
Speaker 1: thought about you and got you a birthday present, I
Speaker 1: would be absolutely stunned and absolutely shocked.
Speaker 2: You're gonna do I'm gonna go get you something. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna give it to you. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: give it to you. It's just gonna sit there and
Speaker 2: I'll be like it was too late. I wasn't invited
Speaker 2: and they'll just sit there forever and you'll feel so bad.
Speaker 1: You know what, too late, because you already said you
Speaker 1: didn't get me anything. You didn't even think about me.
Speaker 2: I did think about you. I didn't get you anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like worse. Okay, So I was feeling I
Speaker 1: was kind of having I had Eric's sickness a little bit,
Speaker 1: I think, because I was feeling run down. But I
Speaker 1: wasn't as bad as you at all. And I had
Speaker 1: a little bit of a cough. But I said to myself, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rest all day Sunday and knock this out
Speaker 1: before I get like Eric, because I don't want to
Speaker 1: be on antibiotics and all this other stuff because you
Speaker 1: were so bad. So I decided to watch some weird
Speaker 1: stuff on TV. So I watched YouTube. Did you know
Speaker 1: there is a whole There are thousands of people living
Speaker 1: in six hundred miles a worth of tunnels underneath Las Vegas? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: the tunnel people of Vegas. Have you seen this documentary?
Speaker 2: Were Are they just maintenance workers or something?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, these are tunnels that are that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that homeless people living down there?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're drainage. They're like huge drainage system or something.
Speaker 1: They have this six hundred miles of tunnels, drain systems whatever.
Speaker 2: Because Vegas is not built on the ground level, I
Speaker 2: think anymore. It's had to be built up a coup
Speaker 2: over the years.
Speaker 1: And they don't want their homeless, you know, being amongst
Speaker 1: all the tourists and stuff like that, so they kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, make them go underground, and they kind of
Speaker 1: if they're out of sight, out of mind. But they
Speaker 1: have these communities and stuff, and they have mayors and everything,
Speaker 1: and like there's some areas that aren't the drug areas,
Speaker 1: and some areas are not the drug areas. Some people
Speaker 1: have pets and like they they have like when it rains,
Speaker 1: they have they have to do certain things to lift
Speaker 1: up their beds and stuff. But like there are thousands
Speaker 1: of people living underground, like literally people living underneath Caesar's
Speaker 1: Palace where there are people betting ten grand a hand
Speaker 1: with a Gucci bag, and then there's somebody living directly
Speaker 1: underneath the casino, like in dire circumstances. It was crazy
Speaker 1: that I watched another documentary about a guy who claims
Speaker 1: he this guy is a university professor. He's an anthropologist, author,
Speaker 1: and he has spoken telepathically with aliens. That's no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. So he I watched this thing is like
Speaker 1: two hours long, but he was saying he.
Speaker 2: Wasted two hours on this.
Speaker 3: It was so fascinating. I feel like I might throw up.
Speaker 1: So I decided to decide. I decided to go and
Speaker 1: look and see what conspiracy theories are hot right now.
Speaker 1: So I looked him up and that we'll discuss. And
Speaker 1: I want to know what you think about each one
Speaker 1: of these things. Okay, the moon landing, Okay, this one
Speaker 1: is not The moon landing was faith. That has been
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory for a very long time. People think that,
Speaker 1: you know, Stanley Kubrick directed this and it wasn't real
Speaker 1: and it's real, but okay, so.
Speaker 2: Actually, fun fact, we did not have the technology to
Speaker 2: recreate an accurate moon landing in a movie studio. We
Speaker 2: had the technology to get to the moon, but we
Speaker 2: couldn't recreate it.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's based on the lightings. How the light is
Speaker 2: in the the footage we have. We couldn't have recreated
Speaker 2: that lighting set up.
Speaker 1: Another conspiracy theory is that COVID was completely made up.
Speaker 1: By the media and or caused by five G from
Speaker 1: our phone.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's that one's a no, that one's too far.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is this is I'm just telling you what
Speaker 1: I found.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it may have been made in a lab, but
Speaker 2: it was definitely was not cost This.
Speaker 1: One is a weird one that we the planet Earth
Speaker 1: was sucked into a black hole in twenty twelve. Earth
Speaker 1: has actually ended, but we don't know it yet.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't we know it? I don't know with them
Speaker 2: what the basis of the conspiracy?
Speaker 1: Well, well I'm just writing down.
Speaker 2: You aren't getting the details, well.
Speaker 1: Because they're on my phone and my phone's being used, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: But there's like they they quote like geo scientists, like
Speaker 1: some like rando people that think that I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: it up. Okay, look at up the Denver Airport.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. I've been there. That's a weird airport.
Speaker 1: Okay. Do you know that the conspiracy.
Speaker 2: About that that it was a secret military base or
Speaker 2: something Nazis.
Speaker 1: Or it is the headquarters of the Illuminati. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: that's now, what exactly are the Illuminati? I've heard this Illuminati?
Speaker 3: It was I think that like Beyonce and jay Z
Speaker 3: are part of it.
Speaker 2: And like the late eighteen eighties or seventeen years, it
Speaker 2: was a it was a society at first of just
Speaker 2: like powerful people. It's kind of a boys club. But
Speaker 2: it ended like a long time ago. But now it's
Speaker 2: just the boogeyman for the like conspiracy theory that there
Speaker 2: are there's like people that are pulling the strings behind
Speaker 2: the stores.
Speaker 1: So this isn't like the tinfoil hat people it is.
Speaker 2: It's just not aliens, Okay, it's just like the rich
Speaker 2: and powerful are part of this secret society that that
Speaker 2: doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Okay, well they they This conspiracy theory is that the
Speaker 1: Denver Airport is the headquarters of the illuminati. It is
Speaker 1: then we got the world is flat? How can anybody
Speaker 1: on this earth think that the planet is flat? Who?
Speaker 1: I would? If I had more time, I would have
Speaker 1: found somebody who is a flat theorist and asked this person, what,
Speaker 1: why do you think that some of its biblical it
Speaker 1: comes from the Bible. Yeah, the Bible says that it's.
Speaker 2: Flat based on certain interpretations of certain portions of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you could believe, you could be led to believe that
Speaker 2: they are those flat?
Speaker 1: There is a conspiracy theory that the Royal Family are
Speaker 1: actually lizard people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same with the Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 1: There's also a conspiracy theory that Prince Charles is a
Speaker 1: vampire because he is truly related to Vlad the Impaler.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: And he hasphorea, Yes, sensitivity to light.
Speaker 3: Set totally, that would.
Speaker 1: Be so he has sensitivity to light. So they so
Speaker 1: there's a whole thing with the Royal family. Okay, And
Speaker 1: then that we have the cryptids. The cryptids are Bigfoot,
Speaker 1: Lochness Monster, the Yetti.
Speaker 2: The Jersey Devil, the Jersey Double Mothman.
Speaker 1: There's some scary monsters, skin Walker's skin.
Speaker 2: God, what's the way, what's the book you wanted to write?
Speaker 1: The that I wanted to write?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember the one oh old me Oh chupacabrabra E
Speaker 2: cryptied that people believe they can't be proven.
Speaker 1: But okay, So this documentary I was watching, this guy
Speaker 1: was saying and this guy was very articulate, he was
Speaker 1: so well spoken, and he was very intelligent, and so
Speaker 1: he was very he seemed extremely credible, and he said
Speaker 1: that there is a chance there is a theory that
Speaker 1: aliens aren't actually out in outer space flown around, but
Speaker 1: they are here walking amongst us, and that they are
Speaker 1: they have the capability to hide or to like not
Speaker 1: be seen, and that that's how technology has exploded so much,
Speaker 1: is because they have come to to help us, and
Speaker 1: that they are actually benevolent, not what's the other word
Speaker 1: level levolent, malevolent, and that they that they are. This
Speaker 1: guy said when he was talking with this creature or
Speaker 1: other alien, uh, telepathically, that it was a feeling of
Speaker 1: all incumbensing love, that it's it wasn't scary, that they're
Speaker 1: not here to kill us, that they're just worried about
Speaker 1: the planet.
Speaker 2: I think next he should probably communicate telepathically with a psychiatrist.
Speaker 1: I want. I'm going to get this guy on the phone.
Speaker 1: This guy, I'm telling you something.
Speaker 2: It was a nation news news nation, Oh, a credible source.
Speaker 1: That's not a credible source.
Speaker 2: Also right now, yes we are any news outlet. This
Speaker 2: is promoting the idea that the man telepathy telepathically connected
Speaker 2: with aliens is immediately non credible.
Speaker 3: Laura and I just deissared life on the air.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about we are living in the matrix and
Speaker 1: we don't even realize it.
Speaker 2: This is uh, this is actually not as much of
Speaker 2: a conspiracy as it is a philosophical exercise.
Speaker 1: That this whole thing or simulation or or the matrix.
Speaker 2: Thing simulation theory. Yeah, that's like a philosophical exercise too.
Speaker 2: That's like, that's not that's kind of a mainstream question. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's technology develops an exponential rate, and there is the
Speaker 2: idea that either we have invented the ability to simulate
Speaker 2: the world so convincing you can't tell the difference, or
Speaker 2: we will. I forget how it plays out, but basically
Speaker 2: there's a one third chance, just based on like kind
Speaker 2: of logical deduction that we either that we are living
Speaker 2: in the matrix either especially.
Speaker 1: With AI, like like who's real and who's not well?
Speaker 2: And there's three options. Either we never make that technology,
Speaker 2: we will but we just haven't yet, or we are
Speaker 2: already in it.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of the New World Order that elites
Speaker 1: are manipulating global events, like the elite, the richest of
Speaker 1: the Actually these are the people that are actually running
Speaker 1: the world, not the actual government. Okay, so that's another
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: I'm not worrying.
Speaker 3: And oh when did you get here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I live for this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: I love this stuff interests me so much. And then
Speaker 1: there's all this JFK stuff of course, you know, like
Speaker 1: that the government killed him? That that who do you
Speaker 1: think killed?
Speaker 2: I think Lee Harvey Oswald killed him, probably alone.
Speaker 1: I think killed JFK. Do you have any ideas? You
Speaker 1: don't think that it was like some you think there's
Speaker 1: a conspiracy behind did it all? No?
Speaker 2: You know what, we got that big info done from
Speaker 2: all those classified papers, and guess what we learned nothing
Speaker 2: really very It was probably just Lee Harvey Oswald. You
Speaker 2: seemed like he was a good shot.
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, anyway, I love stuff like this.
Speaker 2: True conspiracy theory though. What which is MK ultra? Which
Speaker 2: is the one that was actually found to be real?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: What you never heard of MK ultra?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: All right, google it later. No tell me now, No,
Speaker 2: google later. You'll have more fun and googling.
Speaker 1: Can you just well no, you can't just like lay
Speaker 1: it out there and.
Speaker 2: Experiment. There was a conspiracy theory for a long time until.
Speaker 1: It actually got and when what when did it.
Speaker 2: Occur in the sixties and seventies?
Speaker 1: What is it called again?
Speaker 2: M MK ultra mk ultra.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll look that up. You know what. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fall asleep to you tonight.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, now I.
Speaker 1: Fall asleep to all these creepy things.
Speaker 3: Guess what I fall asleep to? What Judge Judy?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: I actually rather he was so happy because we had
Speaker 4: facetimed and you were watching something else and he was
Speaker 4: like so miserable and then all of a sudden, boop
Speaker 4: pops Judge Judy.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, okay, no, I can go to sleep.
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm gonna be okay because.
Speaker 4: He was so sick and Judge Judy made him feel
Speaker 4: so much better.
Speaker 2: I don't I Judge. I've tried watching Judge Y. I
Speaker 2: can't stand for She is the worst.
Speaker 1: Why do you say that she's cheat? She tells it
Speaker 1: like it an old treasure, doesn't She these dipshits that
Speaker 1: she deals with, she gets it to them, but there
Speaker 1: aren't deserve it.
Speaker 2: But it's not real because they're just setting up people
Speaker 2: to get yelled at by some lady who used to
Speaker 2: be part of the just system, Like I don't know. Also,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter because they pay for the summary judgments. Anyways,
Speaker 2: they have to because the TV show, so it's pointless.
Speaker 2: So they're just they're paying everyone to let love you
Speaker 2: means that all of her impassioned speeches are pointless because
Speaker 2: they're going to pay them to listen to it. Don't
Speaker 2: listen to Judge, listen to me.
Speaker 1: If you could have any guests on the podcast, even
Speaker 1: on just on the phone, would it be Madonna, Judge,
Speaker 1: Judy or kind of an Ogue or Judge, Gudy, Carrie Underwood, Oh,
Speaker 1: Judge Judy would be above all, above all else share
Speaker 1: above share.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, really, I love Judge.
Speaker 1: You know what that could quickly do that?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Oh my god, I love Judge.
Speaker 2: Judge is the single highest paid TV show act.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can manifest that I love Judge Judy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to show you the best manifestation videos, as
Speaker 1: Brian Will can tell you because he knows my whole
Speaker 1: YouTube history.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know any best ones. They all are
Speaker 2: munch of bowl anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Have a lot of them to share with you. But
Speaker 1: oh my god, that.
Speaker 3: Would be so cool. Tod.
Speaker 2: Let's let's temporary expectations, because so far we're zero for
Speaker 2: one hundred on celebrities we're having on the show.
Speaker 1: I know we were going to pick. When Eric is
Speaker 1: fully back to normal, I'm going to have a discussion
Speaker 1: with him about picking back up that Keanu Reeves ball.
Speaker 2: I think we should let that one go. No, I
Speaker 2: think we should know. We've already got We've already bled
Speaker 2: that man dry.
Speaker 1: You know we will know.
Speaker 2: Let's get famous on our owner cord. All right, let's
Speaker 2: not ride off the backs of Hollywood.
Speaker 1: That's not the reason I want him on is to
Speaker 1: be famous. I want him on because we have you.
Speaker 1: We have such love for him. Think you've gotten so
Speaker 1: many things from him.
Speaker 2: I'm more than grateful already.
Speaker 1: It would be a conclusion.
Speaker 2: We had a conclusion.
Speaker 1: I need closure.
Speaker 2: You have closure.
Speaker 1: No, he don't.
Speaker 2: If you can only have closure by meeting a celebrity,
Speaker 2: you probably will die unhappy. Well, no, you've already wait,
Speaker 2: you've already met him.
Speaker 1: I know, but I want to meet him again.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know enclosure?
Speaker 1: Okay, Anyway, I met him in two thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh now she's bragging.
Speaker 1: No, this is when. This was during the Republican National Convention,
Speaker 1: when it was down in San Diego. It was I
Speaker 1: was living downtown, so it must have been. It was
Speaker 1: before Charlie was born, so it was like two thousand,
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine maybe, and nineteen ninety eight even maybe,
Speaker 1: and Dog Star.
Speaker 2: Was a band and they were playing at the RNC.
Speaker 1: They were down in the gas lamp because it was
Speaker 1: at the Convention Center. That's where the thing was, and
Speaker 1: they had all these events surrounding it every day, and
Speaker 1: the hard Rock No Planet Hollywood used to be, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there at near Horton Plaza, and that's where he was
Speaker 1: with Bill Maher, who talked to me because he thought
Speaker 1: I was this other chick. He thought I was this
Speaker 1: political analyst chick. So he starts chatting me up and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what you're saying to me.
Speaker 1: I don't think you think. I don't think I'm not
Speaker 1: who you think I am. Like he was creeping me out.
Speaker 1: He was like, really weird. So Bill Maher and then
Speaker 1: I met Keanu Reeves because he was outside and he
Speaker 1: was about to play. Anyway, that's a long story. That's
Speaker 1: the story, and it was too long. But let's get
Speaker 1: into the double D because that's what we really want
Speaker 1: to know, is the current celebrity dirt cue music. I
Speaker 1: want to know who died. I'm sad. I don't like
Speaker 1: it when anybody dies. But am I gonna you say?
Speaker 1: I'm not going to care about this one.
Speaker 2: I didn't know who it was. I had to look
Speaker 2: it up and then I went, oh, all right.
Speaker 1: Let's say Eric finish his text message too.
Speaker 3: When it is something.
Speaker 1: Regarding your oh oh, regarding my birthday?
Speaker 2: Yes, ooh, which we're finding out about on Thursday. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and you'll see my birthday present for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, nothing. So the P Diddy case is
Speaker 3: hitting heating up.
Speaker 1: Okay, talk to me about the P Diddy case. I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about.
Speaker 3: This, Okay. The trial has started, Okay.
Speaker 1: Is he in court?
Speaker 3: Yes? Okay, and Cassie has testified, so right off the bat.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: They have also produced a list of some of the
Speaker 3: evidence that was pulled out of his house in Becaus, Miami,
Speaker 3: like tons of lube, guns, you name it.
Speaker 1: It's been sex toys, drugs, tons.
Speaker 3: Of sex toys. Yeah. So this guy named Charay Hayes.
Speaker 3: He's an exotic male dancer known as the Punisher. He
Speaker 3: wrote a memoir called In Search of Freezer Meat, and
Speaker 3: he in a chapter details. I read the chapter okay
Speaker 3: online his little liason with Cassie. Well, P Diddy watched.
Speaker 1: And is it just shocking? And yes, so it is
Speaker 1: it horrible for her? I mean, well, yeah, because he
Speaker 1: would be assault was she being assaulted?
Speaker 3: Uh, not assaulted? But she would sit across from him
Speaker 3: and they would sit across from each other naked and
Speaker 3: just pour baby aile over each other's bodies. Well. P
Speaker 3: Diddy sat in a corner and just pleasured himself.
Speaker 1: All the punisher and Cassie would sit across from each
Speaker 1: other in a chair and everything was draped in like
Speaker 1: white sheets.
Speaker 3: So he said, it looked like something out of American Psycho.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is like the first stuff that's coming out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Now do you think that j Loo stuff is gonna
Speaker 1: come out? That Fieber stuff's gonna come out?
Speaker 3: For sure?
Speaker 1: That jay Z and Beyonce stuff is gonna come out.
Speaker 3: I bet it will.
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think money.
Speaker 2: Taken profer deals or I think money helps.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think it definitely helps it.
Speaker 1: Money shuts things up.
Speaker 2: I don't think money. I think they've tested, I think
Speaker 2: they've given sworn testimony. Oh yeah, no way they go public.
Speaker 2: They're plea. I mean, they have nice lawyers, their plea
Speaker 2: whatever they plea. If they are involved, we'll make sure
Speaker 2: that their names never get released.
Speaker 1: What about j Loll she ate she was with him.
Speaker 2: Should we not know anything? Maybe she does. If she does,
Speaker 2: I'm sure unless they got her on a crime, she will,
Speaker 2: or even maybe if they did, she will plead the
Speaker 2: high hell and she'll make sure her name stays cool.
Speaker 3: There was all that stuff with the gun at that
Speaker 3: night club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 1: I hope just and Bieber's okay, though sounds like he's not.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's really suffering from something serious. He
Speaker 1: sold his entire musical catalog because he was in such
Speaker 1: financial straits, because he had to cancel his tour because
Speaker 1: because you know, mental Yeah, you can't put on a
Speaker 1: tour if you're not feeling mentally well. And if this thing,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I know, please be okay, Justin not
Speaker 1: not Justin.
Speaker 2: And Brittany Please, he's an adult.
Speaker 1: No, but he's got I mean, I feel for him.
Speaker 3: I feel for him, especially when it is connecting and
Speaker 3: that all that stuff was.
Speaker 2: If these are connected, then probably what he's feeling is guilt.
Speaker 1: Or well, yes, and he should be pardoned because of
Speaker 1: his age, because he was so young. He was so
Speaker 1: young to be well.
Speaker 2: We don't know how old he was when these things
Speaker 2: are going on.
Speaker 3: All right, we don't anyway, continue George went who was
Speaker 3: one of the stars of Cheers, died at seventy six.
Speaker 1: Is sleep Oh that's the guy who died. Okay, seventy three,
Speaker 1: seventy six, seventy six. Just okay, Well that's the way
Speaker 1: to go. I guess that's a nice way to go.
Speaker 3: Get this, you know who. Sarah Silverman is right, yes,
Speaker 3: So she just recently admitted in a Rolling Stone interview
Speaker 3: that her grandfather rage killed her baby brother, who was
Speaker 3: three months old.
Speaker 2: What is that true story?
Speaker 3: Because no, this is a true story. I like and
Speaker 3: I guess the brother was crying or something and the grandfather.
Speaker 1: Shook him to death and she witnessed this.
Speaker 3: Oh, they had lied to her the whole time. She
Speaker 3: It was just brought to her attention recently. Her dad
Speaker 3: told her that's horri No, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: I saw this thing on Netflix called Rose and Foh
Speaker 1: oh my god, Okay, dude, did you watch it?
Speaker 3: Yes, crazy. I also watched the OJ documentary that's on Netflix.
Speaker 3: That was insane.
Speaker 1: That's not new though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just came out.
Speaker 1: Oh it did well, It didn't didn't come out this week.
Speaker 1: It came out this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this year.
Speaker 1: I think I saw that one too, Yes.
Speaker 3: It was crazy. Ninety Day Fiance star Ben Rathlin died
Speaker 3: at fifty five of stomach cancer. Oh no, he was
Speaker 3: the one that was he at the time. He was
Speaker 3: fifty two. He was a father of four, and he
Speaker 3: met Mohogany Roca online. Oh and she was like in
Speaker 3: her twenties.
Speaker 1: I remember this relationship.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so it's sad. Well, what a shocker. David
Speaker 3: Geffen is divorcing David Armstrong, who he met as a
Speaker 3: go go dancer in there just under two year marriage.
Speaker 3: David number one, that would be David Gefes is eighty two.
Speaker 3: David number two is thirty two. So there's just a
Speaker 3: small fifty year age difference, no prenup, and they're citing
Speaker 3: irreconcilable differences. I can't imagine one.
Speaker 1: There's no prenup.
Speaker 3: Nope.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Oh look I have eric disease. Oh no,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard or have you heard about this
Speaker 1: woman who's dating Bill Belichick? Yes, and how he has
Speaker 1: already given her like eighty.
Speaker 3: Millillion dollars of a property stack. Yeah and so and
Speaker 3: now she's like working on this book. Like, yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Said she's set for life. She has real estate. God,
Speaker 1: the kids can't like come after. So it's not even
Speaker 1: about money. She's like, Okay, I don't care. Don't give
Speaker 1: me any money. I've got all this land.
Speaker 3: Yeah, eight million in real estate. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's twenty four, and he's like in his eighty eighties.
Speaker 3: Eighties dude, run, do not walk to your couch, grab
Speaker 3: some popcorn, snuggling. I'll be the judge of this and
Speaker 3: watch on Netflix. Secrets we keep. Okay, it's a it's
Speaker 3: a series, Okay, I think there's eight episodes and it's
Speaker 3: a it's a Danish show about these very well to
Speaker 3: do couples and they all have a pairs and one
Speaker 3: of the pairs goes missing. It is rotten tomatoes, oh good,
Speaker 3: and it is a barn burner. Is so good.
Speaker 1: It's dubbed over Yeah, okay, secrets we heap, Okay, I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: I love it so good.
Speaker 1: I already watched the West, that horrible rose in that
Speaker 1: was so disturbing. If I have Cromwell Street, yes, where
Speaker 1: these bodies were buried in.
Speaker 3: His piling up and oh god.
Speaker 1: This and it's a true story and it happened into
Speaker 1: Britain and it was oh my god.
Speaker 3: And the wife is a psycho, both of them they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just weird that there are people in all
Speaker 1: on this planet.
Speaker 3: I like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, is that it?
Speaker 3: That's it? Okay, So Sugari.
Speaker 1: Brian, any final thoughts before we turn off? Nope, this
Speaker 1: Tuesday podcast.
Speaker 2: I think you should stop reading about conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: I fear.
Speaker 1: Them.
Speaker 2: I live for I know, but I worry that you
Speaker 2: can't discern the difference between fact and fiction.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think the world is flat. I don't
Speaker 1: think all the rest of them I do. I think
Speaker 1: there is. I believe in bigfoot. I believe in aliens.
Speaker 2: Here's a thing even, here's the thing. If I told
Speaker 2: if I told you something, you'd be like, no way,
Speaker 2: and I'd say, but I have evidence, and you'd be
Speaker 2: like what evidence. I say, don't worry, I have evidence.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, I believe this guy.
Speaker 1: There's tons of evidence. There's so much evidence out there,
Speaker 1: so much evidence, Like just watch any Google YouTube it
Speaker 1: there's tons of videos of what of obsidings of word,
Speaker 1: things come and things coming out of the ocean, things
Speaker 1: coming out of the sky, triangular things.
Speaker 2: None of it is obvious or clear.
Speaker 1: I really want to just can I do I have
Speaker 1: permission to go?
Speaker 2: Why would you whack me?
Speaker 1: I'm right, You're not right, I am right. This is
Speaker 1: what this guy was saying on this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to say the conspiracy theorist was right.
Speaker 2: This is what he said.
Speaker 1: He was like, you know what, people, we don't know
Speaker 1: everything don't and so you cannot say with certainty that
Speaker 1: there is nothing else.
Speaker 2: But you cannot say with even reasonable confidence that there is.
Speaker 1: Okay, but we can still have a discussion about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're having that discussion, but evidence is not yet compelling.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my goodness. And then during the break, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna need you. I'm gonna need to hoog myself up
Speaker 3: to the broadcaster.
Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, let's wrap this up there.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's wrap it up all right, you guys, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for watching, Thank you for waiting until Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Our boys better, our boys feeling better. I love it
Speaker 1: and then I love you too. Thursday, Big Birthday Podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why not right?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: Why the heck not?
Speaker 3: All right, it's gonna go out with a bang in
Speaker 3: our sixties.
Speaker 1: I hope so. I well, it's about time. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: been it's been long enough, all right, Love you guys,
Speaker 1: love your podcast. Bye, Love me, my sweet babies,