Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts eck you're about to teach. Your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the Great Chris ray Good, Derek a
Speaker 1: black Man, and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for
Speaker 1: some ship. Sit back and prepare for some lazy What
Speaker 1: a silence of the Lambs mean?
Speaker 2: It means shut the fuck up, lamb. It's like, stop it.
Speaker 2: It's like the quiet the original title. But they were like,
Speaker 2: a stop, shut the fuck up lamb. Coma stop it
Speaker 2: stop the original title the Lambs, And they're like, we
Speaker 2: could probably like tighten this up a little bit right and.
Speaker 1: Trim the fat huh silence of the lambs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then yeah. The director was like, I guess
Speaker 2: it's not really what I was going for, but fine,
Speaker 2: do any of you actually.
Speaker 1: Know what that means?
Speaker 3: I think I have an idea. It's been a while
Speaker 3: since I've seen the movie, so I don't this idea
Speaker 3: of like it's it's the silence of the innocent people.
Speaker 3: So it's like no one get a chance to anything.
Speaker 3: He kills them. That's pretty much what It's so stupid
Speaker 3: like that the innocence, like the idea of like of
Speaker 3: like of like eliminating those who are innocent, So silence
Speaker 3: of the lambs.
Speaker 1: I think that innocents like I understand the lamb via
Speaker 1: the analogy.
Speaker 2: You see the interview of Quinantino talking about what reservoir
Speaker 2: dogs means.
Speaker 1: No, something about feet.
Speaker 2: No, it means nothing. Oh he just he just not.
Speaker 2: It's a cool sounding name. It's a mood title, is
Speaker 2: what he said. And then like when he said you
Speaker 2: wanted to pick, because he was like a still early
Speaker 2: director back then, he was like, you can't really go
Speaker 2: in with that justification for a title. So he just
Speaker 2: made some ship up about it meaning something in like
Speaker 2: Japanese cultures. That's fine exactly, Like, oh, really, that's sporting cool.
Speaker 1: Retroactively, like making a narrative.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. Yeah, Tarantina, it's.
Speaker 1: Women's hot feet. That's why in every.
Speaker 2: Movie we're talking a little bit before the show. I
Speaker 2: really love this idea.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny.
Speaker 2: Do you think if let's say, somebody in your family
Speaker 2: or somebody that you know or care about whatever, they
Speaker 2: leave you a suicide note. But it's a it's a book,
Speaker 2: it's a novel. It's a suicide novel. It's like four
Speaker 2: hundred pages, it's bound, it's like it's it's meant for
Speaker 2: this explicit purpose. This is this is my suicide here
Speaker 2: it is? Are you reading that.
Speaker 1: Should have left in an audio form.
Speaker 2: Like a podcast, a suicide podcast, suicide podcast, suicide audio book.
Speaker 1: You know, you went to the booth and you spit
Speaker 1: the bars, you did the whole thing, because then I
Speaker 1: could multitask right, listen to your suicide note, and I
Speaker 1: can still get some work done. I can still you know,
Speaker 1: maybe play a game like Skyrim or something in the background.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't, I can't. Okay, it depends on
Speaker 1: who it is it takes.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'd read it, actually, i'd read it,
Speaker 3: because that'd be like, that has to be something worthwhile.
Speaker 1: Would you read it?
Speaker 3: I'll be so upset when it's just if it was mine.
Speaker 1: Would you read it? Would you read mine?
Speaker 3: Uh? If it's a book.
Speaker 2: If it's a book, probably four hundred pages he wrote
Speaker 2: four hundred pages.
Speaker 3: One hundred pages in total, not four hundred, four hundred pages,
Speaker 3: but then back and forth, so like eight hundred pages, four.
Speaker 2: Hundred front, front, back pages, four hundred the novel.
Speaker 1: It is a book. That's a lot of page. That's
Speaker 1: eight hundred pages of reading what I'm saying, so just
Speaker 1: be like gay like.
Speaker 3: Some of them, some of them were pictures. Maybe I'll
Speaker 3: read it, but i'll give read it. I think that's interesting.
Speaker 3: But would it be like what if it's not. If
Speaker 3: it's not, I'll be like, well that, yes, I get said, right.
Speaker 1: Skim it. It would have to read page.
Speaker 2: It would have to be like my parents or something
Speaker 2: for me to read eight hundred pages, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I'm not reading eight hundred pages that you wrote.
Speaker 1: No, don't you know what I mean that don't I
Speaker 1: would read my moms because my mom's an enigma. She
Speaker 1: doesn't talk like she doesn't she divulges little kernels of
Speaker 1: stuff and like, oh that's why you're fucked up, you know,
Speaker 1: like the trauma, but only little colonels and random spurts,
Speaker 1: you know. And even like say, I didn't even find
Speaker 1: out about how my dad died from her. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I had to tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Chris told me in twenty fourteen, when yeah, you.
Speaker 2: I mean seriously, DMD you anonymously like, hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: move to California at some point, like in a year
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, anyway, this is your dad died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, wow, that's crazy that she
Speaker 1: told you or somebody.
Speaker 3: Didn't tell me. I was there, was the president?
Speaker 1: Oh you were there?
Speaker 2: I was, Yeah, I was also there.
Speaker 1: That's very impressive.
Speaker 2: Posted about it.
Speaker 1: Unfortunate when were born like ninety five, ninety three three,
Speaker 1: I think, okay, so you would have been one years old.
Speaker 1: You you could have been there. You could have been there.
Speaker 1: It's possible. It's only possible you.
Speaker 3: Could have been there. What's the name of that dumbass
Speaker 3: book in sky and that you get when you go
Speaker 3: to the place with the fucking the aliens, when you're
Speaker 3: in the books of knowledge, the ones that you open,
Speaker 3: what is it called when you fight the First dragon Born?
Speaker 3: Welcome to podcast. The First Dragon Born is in the
Speaker 3: DC Sky. What his name podcast? It's Tim Sweeney, it's him.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. It I forgot man.
Speaker 3: You open the books and you learned, and that's happened
Speaker 3: to Chris is a baby. Someone brought that book in
Speaker 3: and opened it and Chris learned a bunch of shit
Speaker 3: and he walked out.
Speaker 1: I think it's entirely possible. At this point, I'm going
Speaker 1: to believe at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, like you don't feel real anyways, Like.
Speaker 1: Whatever, we're living in some weird wacky simulation thing. It's fine.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna spend it like a month in Naplin.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go there in space. It has been
Speaker 3: a month and to see what happens. You know, Like
Speaker 3: I'm just like, what else You're gonna get skinned? So what,
Speaker 3: They're gonna skin you, but they're also gonna preserve you.
Speaker 3: They're gonna make sure that you're fine. You're just want
Speaker 3: to go find a window, go or some ship. Lest
Speaker 3: she meet, like, hey, dude, what's up? Meetstin meets meets.
Speaker 3: I hate My name is can he? My name is
Speaker 3: blank Ston. I hate that anything any one syllable word
Speaker 3: and Stin works. It might be extremely retarded question. But
Speaker 3: if you're properly cared for, can you survive without skin?
Speaker 3: I think you just get infections.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think you get you'll be you'll be like in
Speaker 3: so much pain and then you'll be like infection sponge,
Speaker 3: like they just be what if they keep.
Speaker 2: Putting not aqua for but like you know, they keep
Speaker 2: putting like a little disinfectants on you.
Speaker 3: Pretty sure that would burn you to like you you die.
Speaker 3: I think you would just die of it.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't kill you, though.
Speaker 3: I think it would just hurt really bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hurt doesn't kill.
Speaker 3: It does. Yeah, it can cause your things to fail
Speaker 3: fail if you hurt too much.
Speaker 2: That has to be an intense amount of pain.
Speaker 3: You not having skin is not going to be that pain.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 1: I just don't think so, Okay, it's cool if you
Speaker 1: don't think so. It's also interesting.
Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta hit up chat GPT about then
Speaker 5: you probably because it sounds it sounds.
Speaker 2: To be like obvious, eliminate five million trees as you
Speaker 2: ask that question.
Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely, do it right? Sometimes I just say sup,
Speaker 1: you know, because.
Speaker 2: It's crazy A baby is fucking shriveling in the in
Speaker 2: the fucking diappilation trail people because you can't.
Speaker 3: That's why I don't use it. I'm like, man, I'll try,
Speaker 3: I'll try using it a little bit.
Speaker 1: It is the versus the people that are having little
Speaker 1: sexual relationships with it.
Speaker 3: No, I understand, but I can just do my It's
Speaker 3: like doing your small part. It's like, I guess I'll
Speaker 3: just I'm doing part, doing my part, I'll do my
Speaker 3: small part not to make it worse.
Speaker 1: I watch that way too often. It's one of my
Speaker 1: it's it's one of it. It's not one of my
Speaker 1: favorite movies, but technically it is.
Speaker 3: A movie Starship, Oh my God, Troopers.
Speaker 1: Because like it's every time I see it on somewhere,
Speaker 1: I watch it, you know, It's one of those things
Speaker 1: that I'll just watch its.
Speaker 2: Troopers is very much like it's kind of where Gears
Speaker 2: falls in for me, right where it's just like, I
Speaker 2: don't think I like this as much as I do
Speaker 2: until I'm playing and I'm like, I like this a lot.
Speaker 2: Actually I am a fan of this. That was when
Speaker 2: I stopped playing. I don't consider myself a fan of
Speaker 2: it for something like it's weird, doesn't It doesn't engender
Speaker 2: this intense loyalty for some reason.
Speaker 3: Not I I love naturally, but apparently. But it's like
Speaker 3: I don't really like the movie that much. Movie I
Speaker 3: watch and I'm like, oh, I love this movie.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever watched I didn't really like
Speaker 1: that much.
Speaker 3: That movie so much. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I didn't really like it that much.
Speaker 1: I like Jack, but Black and very small doses.
Speaker 2: I like Jack Black, how more apparent now but before
Speaker 2: that's the same guy who did Napoleon Dynamite. Right, Yes,
Speaker 2: pretty sure. I like Napoleon Dynamite more. I think I
Speaker 2: do because to me, like Natal Libre is like, honestly,
Speaker 2: I think it's a Mexican thing. You don't like Mexicans, no,
Speaker 2: Because I just kept seeing them everywhere. I kept seeing
Speaker 2: them in everything, and it was annoying because it got
Speaker 2: to the point where it was just like, are these
Speaker 2: the only Hispanic people around?
Speaker 1: Like what are we doing? Can you give me an
Speaker 1: example of like maybe them being barbarded around? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think, like an I'm just.
Speaker 2: And every piece of media that I've ever seen where
Speaker 2: there's a Hispanic person, it's always a Mexican.
Speaker 3: In New York. In New York, it's Puerto Ricans, understood.
Speaker 3: But if you're not in New York, if you're so,
Speaker 3: if you're in New York, it's Puerto Ricans. If you're
Speaker 3: in Florida, it's Cubans. But everywhere else is Mexican everywhere else.
Speaker 3: If it's like taking.
Speaker 1: Place there, they're they're gonna be Oh, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a tiny patch of Venezuelan's no the Mexican.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to get a Spider Man cartoon. You
Speaker 2: want to get a Spider Man cartoon. And it takes
Speaker 2: place in New York City and there's one Spanish guy Mexican.
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, what are those the likelihood
Speaker 2: of that? It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: They're the most They're the most abundant.
Speaker 1: It's just like you know, a giant country that we border.
Speaker 3: There's just most of them. They're more of them than
Speaker 3: anyone else. Yeah, but by a wild margin.
Speaker 2: Seeing it everywhere was just like all right, Like it
Speaker 2: began to feel like offensive to me because I was like,
Speaker 2: is this what they think? You know what I mean, like,
Speaker 2: if you this is the most I've seen me in something,
Speaker 2: but it's not even remotely close. So I remember being like, ah,
Speaker 2: it got an intact black place of Mexican and I'm
Speaker 2: just like I don't even know how to feel about this,
Speaker 2: not that I care, but it's just like now it's
Speaker 2: like an annoying thing that's not even like it's not
Speaker 2: even accurate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that bothered me until I remember I
Speaker 3: saw this like white Boxer that was like clearly he
Speaker 3: was like a Mexican person. He was like he was
Speaker 3: like white to the point it was like, hilarious.
Speaker 2: Do you see Drew Ski did that insane? White?
Speaker 3: That was Meet Kenyon?
Speaker 1: At first? I thought it was Meet Canyon at first,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the is he doing? You didn't,
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I didn't. If you did, you're dumb.
Speaker 1: That's that was like. I was like, is that me Kye?
Speaker 3: At first? And I was like, no, that's dru Ski.
Speaker 3: And I was like, that looks amazing. I don't that
Speaker 3: looks insane. I don't believe that he's about that. I
Speaker 3: don't know if I have to believe that.
Speaker 2: You didn't think that, because I just it's so mean.
Speaker 3: That series I saw and I was like that a
Speaker 3: first glance, I was is that me Kenyon? And I
Speaker 3: was like, no, that's not him? What the fuck am
Speaker 3: I seeing?
Speaker 2: It doesn't even look like me Canyon at a glance.
Speaker 1: Damn. I was trying to hope, like maybe as far
Speaker 1: as skin goes, like you know how I said that
Speaker 1: with like proper care, not like can you just live
Speaker 1: without skin? You know you're still on the skin. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I had to look look I was looking up while
Speaker 1: we were, you know, conversing this chatubuto so jatchubut you know,
Speaker 1: because to me, I was like screamed in my head
Speaker 1: like obviously no, but I was saying, if you properly care,
Speaker 1: like maybe there was like an incubation way you.
Speaker 2: Could like live with but like you're floating in like
Speaker 2: a bath to tak yeah, yeah, you'll be fine. No,
Speaker 2: just like I mean, like in just a general kind
Speaker 2: of healing.
Speaker 1: Like it's just this would have to be something sci
Speaker 1: fi would have to discover, how to live without skin
Speaker 1: because right now there is no there's not going to
Speaker 1: be a way to like I think you can like
Speaker 1: keep someone alive.
Speaker 2: Briefly, we should force somebody to volunteer to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's been done before.
Speaker 3: I'm just something no one want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's horrible experiences that have happened that we
Speaker 1: don't know about. Well, I mean we know about horrible experiences.
Speaker 1: Are experiments already sure from you know, pick your axis,
Speaker 1: uh picture European country lift you.
Speaker 2: Know country Yeah, yeah, I mean there was a lot
Speaker 2: of records about that stuff burned down in the Library
Speaker 2: of Alexandria. I believe that's why they burned it down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's surviving with no skins.
Speaker 1: They were crazy.
Speaker 2: We can't let future generations know that people can survive
Speaker 2: without skin, so we got to burn down this entire library.
Speaker 1: The library was just full of instructions on how to
Speaker 1: have butt sex.
Speaker 3: It was just not really many struction. That's it is.
Speaker 1: It's not really a library.
Speaker 2: But you think until that's because burned down, you've been
Speaker 2: robbed of all the not You only think it's simple
Speaker 2: because all of the strides made throughout human history up
Speaker 2: until the burning down in the Library of Alexandria has
Speaker 2: been erased. So you think it's just step one, put
Speaker 2: peepy in butt and go, But it's actually like that's
Speaker 2: like the ninetieth step. Yeah, and that was the only
Speaker 2: the ninetieth step in the first wave of information. Now
Speaker 2: it's like step two hundred.
Speaker 1: Right, So this is the reason why we were no
Speaker 1: longer reaching cultural cultural enlightenment because we don't know how
Speaker 1: to properly have butt sex. And that was how you
Speaker 1: reached cultural enlightenment, nirvana, serenity. But it na'm any buzzword
Speaker 1: that's like reach the pinnacle of like just blissen and
Speaker 1: human existence.
Speaker 2: Uh singre onto something?
Speaker 1: I think, uh too.
Speaker 2: I think more people should trivialize the Library of Alexander.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think like a lot of you
Speaker 1: have a lot of these bro Do you know that
Speaker 1: there's these bro historians on YouTube?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I try to whitewash like gay history and anything perceived
Speaker 1: as like unmanly or masculine.
Speaker 2: Oh, people who are like the Romans weren't fucking the.
Speaker 1: Greeks weren't children massive amounts of butt sex with young people.
Speaker 3: What they do.
Speaker 1: Alexander the Great wasn't bisexual like they were mad. There
Speaker 1: was a recent series where he started like kissing some.
Speaker 2: But I can't be true. Bisexuality wasn't even until the eighties.
Speaker 1: Oh it's true. I forgot about that. Forgotten. People weren't
Speaker 1: fucking each.
Speaker 3: It was a bipoduct day. It was a bipodic the
Speaker 3: aids of man.
Speaker 1: I would have learned about that. But the library library out.
Speaker 2: If anytime I don't If anytime I don't know anything,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start default in to the facts like I'm
Speaker 2: sorry I didn't know the library burned out. No way
Speaker 2: of knowing that's good. I like that I forgot my
Speaker 2: SOLF security number. The library, Alexandria burned out.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I had the cops too, Like, oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't know I couldn't go one hundred and the thirty
Speaker 1: miles zone. Yeah, Library, I didn't know I couldn't go
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty of the schools on my apology.
Speaker 2: Padre on the cops, last the stark tank.
Speaker 1: Go over there, free to go. You're free.
Speaker 3: That's a hard pult.
Speaker 1: Unfortunate.
Speaker 3: The library is going on. You're free to get out
Speaker 3: of here. You know.
Speaker 1: I I was gonna write you up, and I I
Speaker 1: don't know how because library broke there, burned out. Have
Speaker 1: a nice day, sir.
Speaker 2: What a stupid fucking predise got out of drive, gets
Speaker 2: hit my car turn damn it hit my car turns
Speaker 2: to miss. I feel like we we managed to like
Speaker 2: excavate the library. Veuge that we found. We found like
Speaker 2: a like like a manual for like a like a
Speaker 2: dice in vacuum cleaner, but it was like carbon dated.
Speaker 1: Like very very long ago.
Speaker 3: Or you find like images that like say like mathematically
Speaker 3: you're gay. You can prove you can? You can you
Speaker 3: like there's like like logistically you can get up on
Speaker 3: your gay. Even a young person could do it.
Speaker 1: It's like the kids like this, you're gay. He points
Speaker 1: that you was like this, you gay? I love the No,
Speaker 1: actually it's sick.
Speaker 2: No, actually it's amazing. It's move on to questions though,
Speaker 2: fair enough, because no, nothing, no, nothing really happened. Like
Speaker 2: there was that address that the White House was talking
Speaker 2: about last time, and it just wasn't anything.
Speaker 1: I know, it was about moving something to somewhere. I
Speaker 1: forgot something, and officially it's gonna be Alabama.
Speaker 3: What was it evolving space? If I'm mistaken, Oh, they're
Speaker 3: moving space to Alabama.
Speaker 1: Was that that was moving? We're moving the entire entire
Speaker 1: vacuum space all the way.
Speaker 3: Happen to the event horizon. That's where the events wake up.
Speaker 3: I heard they get up. We're moving it off.
Speaker 1: They start vacuuming space in a vacuum. Wow, look at
Speaker 1: this vacuum. Wow. You spent so much time trying to
Speaker 1: go to space.
Speaker 2: But no, it's not about it. Why don't we just
Speaker 2: break space here? So we're opening up a little space
Speaker 2: in Alabama. We're gonna have a big room that's just space.
Speaker 2: You can walk in there.
Speaker 1: You can fly her.
Speaker 2: Ads, just like Jimmy Armstrong did all those years ago.
Speaker 3: Jimmy good friend of mine. Jimmy was his arms are strong,
Speaker 3: were strong.
Speaker 1: He was a strong armed fella.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: You can trace some people's names, like obviously, yeah, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we know the first armstrong. We understand that. Well, you
Speaker 1: had strong arm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking Austin. Some butler is like, yeah, you're you're
Speaker 3: a butler. But that's the name, like butcher, your name
Speaker 3: is teacher for a reason, because you're sucking your parents taught.
Speaker 1: I want to change my name.
Speaker 2: That's Simon funk Penis. His family lineage is delineated on
Speaker 2: having stinky penis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have very stinky penises.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so stinky that people could spell the across
Speaker 2: the room, grass the room.
Speaker 1: That's fun, bro, Get the funk out of you.
Speaker 2: My think I know what you call the person.
Speaker 3: I'm outside then technically too, he gets the room. Yeah,
Speaker 3: probably minding him like he's talking. Stink cock is coming, man,
Speaker 3: I'm sure funk Fallasallas.
Speaker 2: It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: Funk falacy.
Speaker 1: That's basically what in the seventies, if that lineage of
Speaker 1: the name was carried on. That's would be his nickname.
Speaker 1: Funk Fallus for sure, funk Fellas talk you got we
Speaker 1: got soap, Now.
Speaker 3: We got soap came out like thirty five years ago,
Speaker 3: like pomonally you could get it. Dude, It's like, I
Speaker 3: don't want to I want to clean my dick. I
Speaker 3: like that A stink.
Speaker 2: I like I like it.
Speaker 1: I like that a stink.
Speaker 3: I get in water and turn the mud My dick's
Speaker 3: so filter by dick turned water and mud.
Speaker 1: It's filthy.
Speaker 6: That's so fucking jumping the pool and it's mud. Immediately
Speaker 6: turn up kids in the pool and dying and they're
Speaker 6: trapped under fucking mud.
Speaker 1: You know, my bad.
Speaker 3: They try to test how big of a body of
Speaker 3: water could turn into mud. They are full of lakes
Speaker 3: that now mud. They put them in a great lake,
Speaker 3: one of the great lakes.
Speaker 1: Great lake ruins a great lake.
Speaker 3: Like you definitely fucked up because I'm here.
Speaker 1: You still got stink on your dick. Man, You've been
Speaker 1: in like five different like fucking lakes, massive bodies of water.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Niagara Falls turns down the fucking
Speaker 3: sludge falls sludge faces.
Speaker 1: Its immediately contaminated like it's crazy. You see it's.
Speaker 3: Moving and it almost it's just a mon coming off
Speaker 3: the filthiest dick ever. Dude.
Speaker 1: Genetics carry over, man, so so does filth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fell.
Speaker 3: The d J filthy fallas. You can smell those You
Speaker 3: can smell him on the radio.
Speaker 2: That's president. That's just that's his tagline.
Speaker 3: Smelly. You gotta pay money to have that station not.
Speaker 2: Your Yeah, yeah, that's serious accent.
Speaker 3: They just kill him.
Speaker 2: He seems like such a just a menace to libil
Speaker 2: people turn people turn into the station accidentally in the.
Speaker 3: Car the cash has done. A car looks like a
Speaker 3: fucking boomerang, like the old p S three controllers before
Speaker 3: the change.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I haven't thought about that in a while. Man,
Speaker 2: what a dumb obvious. It was so obvious that that
Speaker 2: wasn't going to be the controller you had.
Speaker 1: You had to hold it like this. I want a
Speaker 1: universe where they just stuck to their guns and he
Speaker 1: had just the dumbest fucking controller, because it would be
Speaker 1: a really interesting piece in history, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, like the guy who came up the guy who
Speaker 2: walked up to doctor Sony and was like, doctor Sony,
Speaker 2: this is not ergonomic, Like he never he never did that.
Speaker 3: Where would we be now, yeah questions, Yeah, this would
Speaker 3: have grumbled like that would have been so like the
Speaker 3: psre was already fucked in the beginning of that generation.
Speaker 1: Sure, so like.
Speaker 2: To have the obviously the worst controller, I think.
Speaker 3: It would have just turned. It would have eventually put
Speaker 3: out the regular controller.
Speaker 2: They would have been. It just would have been too
Speaker 2: Like no, what dude, it's so clear, Like looking at it,
Speaker 2: it's like, ergonomically that looks like a disaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know who thought that.
Speaker 2: Like, I think it was just more of like a
Speaker 2: proof of concept or like the idea of just like
Speaker 2: this is how it should feel to use this thing,
Speaker 2: Like it should feel like featuristic and crazy, but like
Speaker 2: we're not gonna make this, which is crazy because they
Speaker 2: just ended up. Let's do the PS two again, the
Speaker 2: same exact controller. It's it's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no different, there's more shit inside of it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because they just didn't have time to design
Speaker 2: a new one, because they had that design and they
Speaker 2: were like, we're not doing this, so they were just like,
Speaker 2: just do the old one. Dual Shock three what was
Speaker 2: that put it out? Yeah, it was six saxis at first.
Speaker 1: Oh right, it was because then they released some games
Speaker 1: with the six axes, Heavenly Sword. That was the first
Speaker 1: time when I was like, I hate because I'm like
Speaker 1: trying to control the cannons and I'm not doing very well.
Speaker 2: The six axis controller. For those of you who weren't around.
Speaker 1: To experience it, kill those assholes, like the fuck.
Speaker 2: The six axis was gross to hold because it just
Speaker 2: felt lighter than air somehow, which like you'd think would
Speaker 2: be cool because I think, like I think on some
Speaker 2: level back then, the idea was like, oh, if it's lighter,
Speaker 2: it's like there's like some kind that's like scientifically impressive, right,
Speaker 2: and I guess it is, yeah, but it felt wrong, man,
Speaker 2: like you need weight behind a controller.
Speaker 1: I feel I didn't like to like controllers throw It
Speaker 1: would have hurt people as much. Oh that's true, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I guess when I was pitching at my dog, it
Speaker 1: would have hurt my dog as much.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, come on, man, throwing controllers at a
Speaker 2: dog is so like that is a level of evil
Speaker 2: that I I I can't even im there's way higher
Speaker 2: evil than No, there's really none. I don't think there's
Speaker 2: anything more evil than throwing a fucking a controller. And
Speaker 2: it was like, especially like an actually original Xbox controller
Speaker 2: or something like a heavy motherfuckingream.
Speaker 3: Cast controller with those harsh edges, you mod your controller
Speaker 3: to be heavier to throw it at your dog harder.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you actually just open and start putting in
Speaker 1: like dense metal.
Speaker 3: Heavy metal cubes and radioactive heavy metal, just fucking inside
Speaker 3: of there.
Speaker 1: Didn't vibration either, right, six, because six wasn't the dual
Speaker 1: Shock three. Yeah, so I didn't have it, didn't have
Speaker 1: the vibration disgusting, Yeah, it was. Yeah, my mom had
Speaker 1: had the controller. She probably think she still has it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is this? But after a while, you kind of just
Speaker 1: forget about it, you know, you just get used to it.
Speaker 1: No shot three came out, then, of course I feel
Speaker 1: like this is clearly not real.
Speaker 3: But like there are times where I'm playing like the
Speaker 3: Switch Standout and I'm feeling vibration when I hit by something,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm imagining this clearly, and then I
Speaker 3: continue to play it because I feel like I don't know,
Speaker 3: I feel like I've I just assume everything has vibration. Now,
Speaker 3: so my brain's like, yeah, oh on PC, so this
Speaker 3: thing has vibration even though it clearly doesn't. But I'm like, ah, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got shot.
Speaker 2: I'm so used to vibration now on controllers that like
Speaker 2: if everything feels wrong when it, like if if if
Speaker 2: the vibration stops in like a game, I feel I
Speaker 2: feel like something's wrong. Yeah, because that you typically means
Speaker 2: the control was running out of battery, because the vibration
Speaker 2: is the first thing to go. I remember that very distinctly.
Speaker 2: I was like, Ash, I'm gonna have to charge this
Speaker 2: in a second. And so when a game just doesn't
Speaker 2: have it by default or whatever, there's a machine that
Speaker 2: just doesn't use it, I'm like, Yo, this feels wrong
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: I don't even I haven't used wireless. I can't remember
Speaker 1: the last time I've done it.
Speaker 2: Was I still wireless?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still. I just jacked straight into it because
Speaker 1: it helps with the lag, the leak. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: haven't liked I don't use wireless for PC. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no point. Yeah, well even though also it's just charging
Speaker 1: even my even my consoles though, I just buy a
Speaker 1: super long cable because it depends on what you're playing
Speaker 1: because it helps slightly.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the original Xboxes where they had like
Speaker 2: the disconnect thing in the middle of the brake cables,
Speaker 2: the brake cables to prevent you from pulling your machine
Speaker 2: off the fucking screen, as if that would happened to
Speaker 2: the original Xbox. Yeah, I think it was four pounds.
Speaker 3: I think it was so gross looking to me. I
Speaker 3: remember being like, this looks absurd. Yeah, the big green
Speaker 3: fucking circle in the middle, like this looks ridiculous. This
Speaker 3: looks like it looks like technology. So that was what
Speaker 3: was so cool about it.
Speaker 1: Look alien, alien tech man. Now they're just all boxes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially the latest one. I'm like, oh, they're what's what
Speaker 1: is it gonna do next? If they're gonna I'm sure
Speaker 1: they're probably gonna do one last one.
Speaker 3: They're gonna do.
Speaker 1: I mean they shouldn't, but you know, one last hurrah?
Speaker 3: What are you gonna have one? There? Tables?
Speaker 1: It will be like they're like what do they make it? Like?
Speaker 3: It's just two?
Speaker 1: It's just to say, what about an actual x like
Speaker 1: they lean them that you know has atle that was.
Speaker 2: The first one, Like that was the first one, the
Speaker 2: original first when they first showcased. It was just a
Speaker 2: fucking X.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: The rock No, no, no, no, I think original. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to look this up. It looks insane original
Speaker 2: Xbox but like, how do you even find like like
Speaker 2: original again X shape?
Speaker 1: I guess original xbox Box X shape?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where the fuck?
Speaker 1: Uh by?
Speaker 3: The that looks so fucking silly?
Speaker 2: WHOA isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: I don't hate it. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: It's stupid, but like obnaxious, it's.
Speaker 1: Stupid, and to be fair, I don't hate it.
Speaker 2: And to be fair, the original machine does look like this.
Speaker 2: It's just it's it just has a box around the X.
Speaker 2: But like I think it was, it was this was
Speaker 2: again like the controller right where it's just like this
Speaker 2: is clearly not what it's going to look like. But
Speaker 2: the fact of this thing looks crazy.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't, I don't. It's so dumb, Like I
Speaker 1: like it, like I want I would love consoles to
Speaker 1: look stupider.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I know just that. Yeah, that's not that's
Speaker 2: not gonna be It's ridiculous. That looks like those like
Speaker 2: that looks like I love all these like fake controllers.
Speaker 2: Well they're not fake those, but they're real, but they
Speaker 2: like they feel like the controller that they used to
Speaker 2: sync that submarine they went to go see the Titanic.
Speaker 2: Oh right right, I hope that happens again soon. Anyways,
Speaker 2: got too. We're gonna move on to some questions. Nothing's
Speaker 2: really happening, and if there is, I don't care. So
Speaker 2: we're gonna move on to uh, some questions from our
Speaker 2: patrons over at Patronic Concepts start. Remember, you can go
Speaker 2: over there, ask us a question, to throw us some
Speaker 2: of your suggestions. Maybe give us a story or two.
Speaker 2: Some of you all have been writing stories, you know.
Speaker 1: Uh, we got hard dicks by what is this?
Speaker 2: Par home more.
Speaker 6: Paw?
Speaker 3: I gotta be, I gotta be.
Speaker 1: Look, man, that's rough. It's a rough one.
Speaker 2: He's trying to He's trying to throw Homo into the
Speaker 2: middle of paramore. Oh pair Homo more eh and works
Speaker 2: out that a little more.
Speaker 1: Just put penis in there, penis more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, penis war would have been better effort, but at
Speaker 2: least I would have got it. It keeps the alliteration
Speaker 2: of the P, you know, it does. That's the most
Speaker 2: important part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hard dicks by Penis more come.
Speaker 2: On, but he says hello, couckpun and ol on.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that is.
Speaker 2: I recently played Dishonor for the first time, and while
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it quite a bit, my main takeaway from
Speaker 2: it was that this was a twenty twelve ass video game.
Speaker 2: I can't really put it into words what that means.
Speaker 2: But do you have any pieces of media that's very
Speaker 2: that's very X year to.
Speaker 1: You hard dicks? Let me see, Well, yeah, there's I mean,
Speaker 1: there's what Resistance.
Speaker 2: There's quite a bit really like American Pie is very
Speaker 2: two thousands, you know, like that those types of movies.
Speaker 1: Oh, the rom coms, yeah, or.
Speaker 2: Just like the Raunchy don't like the Raunchy, like Accepted,
Speaker 2: Like Accepted is a whatever year that is ass movie.
Speaker 2: I would guess like two thousand and six was it?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I guess what it feels like, like supposed
Speaker 3: to be college student movie. He's like young, but it
Speaker 3: clearly like fucking teens and.
Speaker 2: Like Waiting or like Van Wilder or things like that
Speaker 2: where it's just like that's clearly like two Lampoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the really the last ones.
Speaker 1: We talked about that kind of because uh to forty
Speaker 1: old versions like like oh six or some ship forty
Speaker 1: old version.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: For the forty old virsion, fucking like there was just
Speaker 1: like a style of that.
Speaker 2: The forty year old version. You know, it's based on
Speaker 2: like a character that he used to do on like
Speaker 2: improv or whatever, like Steve Carell, and they had like
Speaker 2: they had there.
Speaker 1: He pitched two movies.
Speaker 2: One was him guiding Anne Frank out of the Holocaust
Speaker 2: as like a character, as like some kind of Jim
Speaker 2: Carrey kind of character, and then they passed on and
Speaker 2: they were like, I'd rather do the forty old version instead.
Speaker 1: This is all real. By the way you look this up,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a smart tactic, like you have a
Speaker 1: you have a couple of options and you optioned the wood.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's like, wha that was so fucking egregiously.
Speaker 1: It sounds that the forty old Virgin sounds like a
Speaker 1: pretty good idea.
Speaker 2: That's a really good idea, like you bury the lead
Speaker 2: kind of yeah, that's a smart idea around pitching things Hollywood,
Speaker 2: and then it will just have like really absurd pitches
Speaker 2: and then at the end we'll have like something that's
Speaker 2: like we're sable, but it still sucks. And then they're like, well,
Speaker 2: that sounds way better than what they were saying before.
Speaker 1: That's what it sounds like, because that that actual idea
Speaker 1: they had, freak, it sounds so crazy, like that's real, Like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Someone's gonna make that.
Speaker 1: They said it.
Speaker 2: They said it was like gonna be like a mix
Speaker 2: of like it was like The Grinch meets Anne Frank.
Speaker 1: That sounds wonderful.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 3: That's a dope movie.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a complete joke. Like you, that's a
Speaker 1: throwaway joke that you said like that. That sounds like
Speaker 1: just a throw away joke. You would never make it.
Speaker 1: You would just say it just laugh.
Speaker 2: I mean I would make it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean, you gave me enough money, I'd
Speaker 1: make anything. Right, you ain't gonna be good.
Speaker 2: If you gave me fourteen billion dollars, I would make it,
Speaker 2: no less fourteen billion.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean you got some billions out there, some
Speaker 1: billionaires out there that can give it to you, sure,
Speaker 1: and they'll be still completely rich. So just ask them.
Speaker 1: Is insane? It sucks oulous, actually mad.
Speaker 2: You should never be able to lose billions of dollars
Speaker 2: and still be rich, Like that's insane.
Speaker 1: Those are I'm like, where's Rajah Jackson to like just
Speaker 1: pummel those dudes?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is ass? I mean, you know the
Speaker 2: guys from American Idol of the Judge.
Speaker 1: No, that's the.
Speaker 2: It's his real name, Randy Jackson, Randy. I don't know
Speaker 2: what twenty twelve feels like to me though, Like when
Speaker 2: you say desires the twenty twelve ass game, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm speaking of like that kind of
Speaker 3: like the archetype a good game, video game.
Speaker 2: Like I think maybe just he means the art styles
Speaker 2: two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it feels like that kind of error where
Speaker 3: like it be wrong, be wrong, I know what you mean,
Speaker 3: and like you don't know what I mean clearly, never
Speaker 3: mind forget it.
Speaker 1: Continue.
Speaker 3: You seem to be have someone to say continue as
Speaker 3: you were?
Speaker 1: Is it maybe the artist like is a thinking of
Speaker 1: like oh maybe infinite biotrauch infide. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it had like a kind of like a stylized
Speaker 2: thing going on. It was like that too. I remember
Speaker 2: your Brink I never played it, but it's not very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was like it was like a we're at FPS,
Speaker 2: but we gotta do Parkour. It's gonna be like Mirror's Edge.
Speaker 2: It's like Mirror's Edge meets Team Fortress or something. And
Speaker 2: everybody was like that sounds sick. And then you played
Speaker 2: it and I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, it didn't work. This is not it's actually atrocious.
Speaker 2: Bad for that game. I had a friend of mine,
Speaker 2: Justin was so pumped for that game. He was so excited,
Speaker 2: And I feel like that was the first time that
Speaker 2: I remember seeing a friend of mine disappointed.
Speaker 1: By something that they were looking forward to.
Speaker 2: M Yeah, you know, was the first time you ever
Speaker 2: got disappointed by something you were like hyped abad Because
Speaker 2: there's an age where like just being hype about something
Speaker 2: means you're gonna like it. You know, like there's like
Speaker 2: period of time where you're just like, I'm just happy
Speaker 2: to I'm just it's a joy to just be playing
Speaker 2: this thing that I was excited to play.
Speaker 3: A few When was the first time I was like,
Speaker 3: so I didn't like this.
Speaker 1: It was the same fucking year too. I think oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: first year, no no no, Because I think Spawn came
Speaker 1: out in ninety seven, the Spawned live action movie. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so did more thing like that.
Speaker 2: You didn't think it was perfect?
Speaker 1: Mortal Combat Annihilation came out the same year. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I was thoroughly disappointed. So I'm fucking like, what nine
Speaker 1: years old or something, and I'm like hyped on because
Speaker 1: there are two of my favorite things. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: Spawn I was like, oh, mault Bulja looked like shit
Speaker 1: even back then, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: It is great.
Speaker 1: Like the fucking main devil guy.
Speaker 3: This is he's just flapping his mouth like but like
Speaker 3: talking like thoroughly yeah, And I'm like that, keep his
Speaker 3: mouth shut, just keep his mouth shut.
Speaker 1: Is it at least charming to look back at?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I watched it maybe months ago. I don't remember if
Speaker 1: it was the beginning this year or last year, but
Speaker 1: I had a fun watching it, sucking. Charlie Sheen's dad,
Speaker 1: Martin Martin Sheen is so great in that movie because
Speaker 1: they just told him, hey, be evil, because he probably
Speaker 1: was like, what should I do?
Speaker 3: Be evil?
Speaker 1: So he's talking like this, he even laughs like this,
Speaker 1: no kidding, And I'm like, that's crazy, dude. You're acting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a.
Speaker 3: They're Spanish Huh they're Spanish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they fucking vez is Charlie Sheen's brother, and then
Speaker 1: they fucking what why can't I remember his name?
Speaker 2: I was gonna call him the Irresistible Man, but that's
Speaker 2: clearly not his day. Marton Sheen, Martin, who is the ind.
Speaker 1: I just remember that name that I like, he's just
Speaker 1: so Shepherd, come here.
Speaker 3: He's like he's like grinding on the floor like the
Speaker 3: tree dialogue is like that's hot, that's so hot, dude.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't remember the word elusive. It eluded me.
Speaker 1: Damn, Shepherd, I need you in my office right now. Yes,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, hell yes yeah.
Speaker 2: You know you know he does You know that room
Speaker 2: that the Elusive Man is in and he's got that
Speaker 2: big like kind of like backdrop behind him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What he does is he calls you in.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: He's in a he's in his full suit and he's
Speaker 2: in a chair, right. He calls Shepherd in and in
Speaker 2: the back it's not really it's not space anymore. It's
Speaker 2: just one solid color. It's like a skin tone. And
Speaker 2: he's like, hey, welcome to my Welcome to my sex dungeon. Shepherd,
Speaker 2: I mean resistible, come fuck me and then Shepherd's like no,
Speaker 2: and then he goes jokes on you zoom out and
Speaker 2: then like it zooms out of the background and it's
Speaker 2: just his penis.
Speaker 1: It's Justice poenis.
Speaker 2: It's been zoomed in like really really closest, so you
Speaker 2: couldn't quite tell. It's like, jokes on you. You've been
Speaker 2: staring at my pieces entire time, so now you now
Speaker 2: you gotta me.
Speaker 1: Now you have to. That's the rules of massive space.
Speaker 3: That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: And then you blew.
Speaker 3: It's not even like him like jerking off like the images.
Speaker 3: It's like what at that moment, it's like, so you've
Speaker 3: seen it, you might as well suck it. You might
Speaker 3: as well suck it.
Speaker 1: And then you have the fucking renegade a paragon trigger
Speaker 1: right right there, and it's like what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Suck it hard? Yeah, you gotta reluctantly suck it or
Speaker 1: suck it really hard. Yeah, You're like, dude, what is this?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Can I not suck this? This sucks?
Speaker 2: What an hour in?
Speaker 1: Why does Sheyard have the irresistible man?
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear.
Speaker 1: Shepherd, I resurrected you. Now you must have sex with
Speaker 1: me bro as a as a payment.
Speaker 2: You've seen my dick and you're not going to suck it.
Speaker 2: That makes you gayer that if you saw it and
Speaker 2: sucked it. Because a man of action, a straight man
Speaker 2: of action, and sees see something that he seizes the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mister man there the reapers are still out there.
Speaker 1: I need I need to deal with them.
Speaker 2: I think, yes, after this, after that, after this, suck it,
Speaker 2: after this, I'm Martin sheen by the night. Oh well,
Speaker 2: I know, I know, but parentheses. That was in parentheses.
Speaker 1: Please stay in character? Uh, I need? Can I go
Speaker 1: fight the reapers please? And I'll have sex with you later.
Speaker 7: No, you promise, I'm not get well, turn the game off,
Speaker 7: all right, game over and then it leads, it leads
Speaker 7: your previous.
Speaker 2: File one, the entire you gotta start it all over.
Speaker 3: So everyone that played mass effect one, everyone that's up
Speaker 3: to mass effect due that pin you had to fuck him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and everyone No one talks about it.
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, you can't say, don't tell anybody.
Speaker 1: You can't tell your friends with Shepherd say, the person
Speaker 1: that's controlling you, you can't even tell.
Speaker 2: He never comes up again.
Speaker 1: You can't tell anyone. Remember I'm I'm irresistible. I'm the
Speaker 1: irresistible man's I didn't rape you. I couldn't resist me.
Speaker 1: I don't know the word Spanish. Yeah, the dad, the
Speaker 1: dad is like an actual Spanish like actor actor. The
Speaker 1: Charlie Martin Sheen is that the Martin father. He's a
Speaker 1: Spanish actor. It's like, really, yeah, grandmother knows the guy.
Speaker 1: He's pretty crazy that it's so Hollywood that hey, we're gonna,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do Sheen. We're not gonna.
Speaker 3: Because because Charlie Sheen's O name is Carlos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what the fun when I saw, likeli,
Speaker 1: that's his brother, and I'm like, excuse me, he looks
Speaker 1: just like him.
Speaker 3: He does look exactly like.
Speaker 2: He doesn't see Amelias the black guy. Okay, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: of a different.
Speaker 3: Clearly, really I didn't no, no, no, I didn't think that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would have never guessed.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of the Amelia ss I met at Auto
Speaker 2: Zone in twenty ten.
Speaker 3: So that's the guy from Breakfast Club, right.
Speaker 1: Uh, he's from Outsiders, He's from Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the he's the jock, he's he's the coach.
Speaker 3: And Mighty Ducks. He is the one of the friends
Speaker 3: from Outsider, the First Outsiders.
Speaker 1: He's an Outsiders, one of.
Speaker 3: The brothers or is he one of the what is this?
Speaker 1: I don't know which money is, man, I don't care
Speaker 1: enough about it.
Speaker 3: I love the Outside he didn't. I love that fucking movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I've had it. Like to me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've had I get it.
Speaker 3: I get it Outside of the School. I like the
Speaker 3: movie a lot. I like when a little brown kid.
Speaker 1: Like him, a little brown that's that's a cool statement.
Speaker 3: It's funny. It's funny because he's the only brow one.
Speaker 3: He gets a fucking building on his back and at
Speaker 3: the hospital and the freaking what you call it goes
Speaker 3: out there and stabs a Clark's a lot of people
Speaker 3: in that movie Outside. That's a really famous Tom Cruise,
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise, Ralph Macchio, Uh Swayze, Yeah, Penis.
Speaker 1: What's his name, Darryl Worley, Daryl Strawberry.
Speaker 2: Actually, all right, right, I've forgotten. I forget to change
Speaker 2: his name.
Speaker 1: Barry Bonds.
Speaker 3: Rebroke the Clemente Old.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Sammy Sosa before he bought peace himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, classic Sammy.
Speaker 3: Classic Sammys.
Speaker 2: It's like whatever, you're like picking skins in the yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're playing Gears of Where three Marcus and Gears.
Speaker 1: What You're like, what the I just watched?
Speaker 3: Dude, he bleached himself. It's crazy. It's sad. It's it's
Speaker 3: really sad. We're talking about Sammy Sosa. It's he was
Speaker 3: like dark's skin color and then he bleached himself and
Speaker 3: he's like lighter than you. Actually, well maybe not lighter
Speaker 3: than you, but.
Speaker 2: Like genuinely, I genuinely know nothing about this person.
Speaker 1: You want Sammy Sosa, You're a baseball guy. You got
Speaker 1: in your blood. Literally, it's in your blood.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't know, you should know it without even watching.
Speaker 1: I've heard that.
Speaker 2: I know I've heard the name, but like it. It
Speaker 2: means like that could have been a wrestler. That could
Speaker 2: have been some moment you remember.
Speaker 1: Like there was a competition was Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa?
Speaker 1: Do you remember who was hitting the most home runs?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that at all?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I think you were a little young for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe so maybe I also knew, Oh what I know.
Speaker 3: The I know the competition, but I don't were like
Speaker 3: we were young.
Speaker 1: I also knew what Mark McGuire, so, like like in
Speaker 1: real life, you know Mark McGuire, Yeah name, I guess
Speaker 1: that's that kind of sounds like a combinish name, right,
Speaker 1: Yeah it was, yeah, Liation McGuire. Like I knew a
Speaker 1: couple of guire's. I don't think I know ay of
Speaker 1: those people. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I hope he answered your question. Whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: it was, I don't think we did. But whatever they
Speaker 2: were talking about Waiting in like some of those other
Speaker 2: movies that like feel like those years, it's.
Speaker 1: Fine, ah yeah, Waiting.
Speaker 2: Those the only ones that come to mind, though, Like
Speaker 2: I guess there's like eighties movies that are very very eighties.
Speaker 1: But like I mean, I liked Waiting. I wish I
Speaker 1: was that that the lead the lead guy that they
Speaker 1: were showing around the first day, perfect role. I'd love
Speaker 1: to be that role because he almost says nothing until
Speaker 1: his monologue at the very end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I take a completely passive character.
Speaker 1: I love that to where he literally says almost nothing.
Speaker 1: I think he almost I think, I don't think he
Speaker 1: says a word and he gets interrupted when he's about
Speaker 1: to say something by Brian Reynolds. I was like, I'd
Speaker 1: love to take a role like that.
Speaker 2: Do you guys see that? You see that?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: A Warwick David you know work at Warwick Davis, right,
Speaker 2: the little little guy. Yeah, the British, the British little person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what happened?
Speaker 2: He got a He's gonna be in the new Harry
Speaker 2: Potter again. Obviously there's a new Harry Potter. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: gonna be into the show. They're doing a show. They're
Speaker 2: doing a show version of the movies. Basically oh okay,
Speaker 2: which technically makes sense.
Speaker 3: They've done a race swap everybody make Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're making who they're making be black.
Speaker 1: They're gonna make that would make no so here will
Speaker 1: I think this actually might be true.
Speaker 2: Here's what's crazy, right, which it's honestly the worst decisions
Speaker 2: they could do, as far as like which character of
Speaker 2: the race swap? But they're making They're gonna make Snape black.
Speaker 1: That's really unfortunate, which is like, that's really unfortunate.
Speaker 2: It is. It is genuinely the worst choice you could
Speaker 2: possibly He is the worst. Uh uh.
Speaker 1: Danzel Washington, No.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be uh that.
Speaker 3: Literally, the two characters the two should make black literally
Speaker 3: are serious. Black and Snape. Those are the two characters
Speaker 3: you actually should not make.
Speaker 2: You could do any You could make Hermione Mexican, you
Speaker 2: could make fucking uh literally McGonagall black like nobody nobody cares, just.
Speaker 3: Not the two characters. I get constantly accused of doing
Speaker 3: something wrong when they did nothing wrong. It's like, not
Speaker 3: those two characters. Well, I remember somebody was somebody I
Speaker 3: saw it. I don't know if this is true or not.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time as I've seen any of
Speaker 2: the Harry Potters, but like I'm inclined to believe it's true.
Speaker 2: It's like there's there's apparently like a scene. I think
Speaker 2: it's like a flashback where Snave gets like hung in
Speaker 2: a tree. Oh I like that because he's like being
Speaker 2: bullied and he's being like, you know, well the bully.
Speaker 1: Just skip that part.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm assuming if he was black, but that's kind
Speaker 2: of the thing. It's like, you don't have to skip
Speaker 2: it if you just did. It's such a crazy thing.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't like black, they're gonna change him till
Speaker 1: he's gonna be named Black Snape, and then it's gonna
Speaker 1: be literal black. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: I'm I forgot to tell you, guys, I'm a writer
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 2: Oh congratulations, completely.
Speaker 1: Forgot to say you don't even though I just found
Speaker 1: out about this, I forgot to tell you that.
Speaker 3: I'm I want them person. Sometimes I want Serious to
Speaker 3: be a black person, but also I know he shouldn't
Speaker 3: be a black.
Speaker 1: Person, but I love him. He's literal black.
Speaker 3: I just told you, Literal black usually the whole name
Speaker 3: and convents of their family. This name is that is serious.
Speaker 1: His name is literally literal black. If we compromise Litlarius
Speaker 1: Black literally serious black, all right, so or serious literally black,
Speaker 1: that's the compromise.
Speaker 3: I really don't like Harry Potter, but I I really
Speaker 3: do like Serious Black's character and Snape.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just haven't gotten into it yet,
Speaker 1: and I don't like the people that like her. I
Speaker 1: like the vibe of Harry Potter more than I like
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. I think there's like a whimsy.
Speaker 2: To it that is cute that I do enjoy.
Speaker 3: I don't like the fan like that world I think
Speaker 3: the fans of Harry Potter a fucking I just haven't.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's it's Disney stuff, the same thing
Speaker 2: where it's just like if you're an adult, if you're
Speaker 2: an adult and you care this deeply about something this
Speaker 2: fictional to the point where you're going to this thing
Speaker 2: all the time, like Harry Potter World or whatever. I
Speaker 2: get a wand it's like, you're an adult, I do?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: I like, what do you do?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm but you have to be the because you're
Speaker 3: you're that with Star Wars, right, you're Harry Butter adult
Speaker 3: with Star Wars. Yeah, I yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: But I spent how much was that light?
Speaker 2: Say? With that you bought like seven hundred thousand dollars like.
Speaker 1: Three something like that, three four bands.
Speaker 3: I wish I had like that to spends on anything.
Speaker 3: That's fucking crazy. I haven't spent I haven't spent a
Speaker 3: band on something since my computer. Like, I don't spend
Speaker 3: money like that, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's pretty much the only thing that I yeah that
Speaker 2: tech something something that helped.
Speaker 3: Me a computer, and then like I don't know, like
Speaker 3: a car when I get one, Like I'm never spending
Speaker 3: money like that on anything other than like or furniture.
Speaker 1: With that much money on furniture, you think you're gonna
Speaker 1: get a car. I'm in a half. Weget one eventually. No,
Speaker 1: you're not. I am.
Speaker 2: You don't even get your you won't even get your glasses.
Speaker 2: You get a vehicle before you get your fucking eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna kill yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually not smart. I've driven without Michael.
Speaker 1: I've driven my closed plenty of times and I'm still here.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that when I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm speeding in the middle of the road.
Speaker 2: I close my eyes for a little bit just to
Speaker 2: get a rush, perfect.
Speaker 3: Way through it.
Speaker 1: I'm one with the earth. I want to I'm like
Speaker 1: one of those This.
Speaker 3: Guy thinks that, And there's there's so many car crashes.
Speaker 3: One of them looks like Optimist Prime like to it
Speaker 3: looks exactly like it was. So much damage has been done.
Speaker 2: He drove through a dog show.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So the next question, drove through a dog show.
Speaker 3: Dogs inside the car, like, I guess your mind. Now,
Speaker 3: next question, maybe a dog's a dog that one soon.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't spend thousands of dollars on a dog you're
Speaker 2: already gonna spend that much money taking care of it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing like medical stuff for it. That's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no way, Yeah, I can't get a rescue dog.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I can't in good faith adopt the
Speaker 3: like adopt the bread dog.
Speaker 1: And if that dog is you know, crazy, you slap
Speaker 1: it up a little bit, you know, you know, abandoned
Speaker 1: in the train station. Throw an Xbox controller at it. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: with tungsten coated Xbox controller. I love the idea holding it.
Speaker 3: You're you're you're dealing with the bullshet of holding it.
Speaker 3: You're not showing any signs, so your dog doesn't have
Speaker 3: any I give it, so you're just holding it up.
Speaker 2: So MU should do that?
Speaker 1: Are your wrists are birding? You're tricking your dog to
Speaker 1: think that it's a normal weighted controller. Your dog is
Speaker 1: like was would have been skeptical before? Who would you,
Speaker 1: guys guess?
Speaker 3: Your wrists are warm. You can see the heat coming
Speaker 3: off your wrist. That's how much they're acted.
Speaker 2: What do you guys guess? What would you guys guess?
Speaker 2: The most the heaviest controller is.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like a dollar dollar.
Speaker 1: Oh, manant like, who does the prices right? Drew Carry,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to beat the absolutely. Drew Carry just
Speaker 1: comes out right and just beats the piss out of it.
Speaker 1: Drew Carry digs up body and he slips and buses
Speaker 1: head open. Drew Carry digs up Bob Barker's body and
Speaker 1: beats you to death of them. I like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: bones are probably ready to go. You know, the skin's gone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: meat's gone.
Speaker 2: So I'm still in a dreams slur screamer rode in nice,
Speaker 2: I'm playing through. I'm playing through Delta right now. Hey there, dink,
Speaker 2: bink and tink. Not a question, but I employ you
Speaker 2: guys to check out a video series by Regules called
Speaker 2: Mega Meat. It's a total redubbing of the entire Mega
Speaker 2: Mind movie that took him over the course of an
Speaker 2: entire year. He not only redubbed the voices, but the
Speaker 2: entire sound prep to soundtrack via a cappella. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I always wanted to do something like this. It's just
Speaker 2: such a tedious and nobody else wants to do it.
Speaker 2: Nobody shares my vision. But like, here's a link to
Speaker 2: the playlist all fifteen parts parts of it they redubbed
Speaker 2: the entirety of Mega Mind.
Speaker 1: Please check out.
Speaker 2: I don't really, I don't know if I've ever seen
Speaker 2: Mega Mind.
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 1: That's fun, may be crazy. If this is the way
Speaker 1: that I choose to watch it, it should be it
Speaker 1: should be.
Speaker 2: Eh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's smart, Mega ring Ring.
Speaker 2: There needs to be more. There needs to be more dubs.
Speaker 2: I said, do you remember like Brox dub back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound familiar whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to explain it, but a creul
Speaker 2: way to go. Yeah, I'll check it out.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I wanted to do this with one of the Spider
Speaker 2: Man movies for the longest time, but I just I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a whole fucking thing. There's a guy that dubbed
Speaker 1: a lot of the Spider Man uh animated series, and
Speaker 1: I can't remember it. No, this is different. Oh and
Speaker 1: actually he did do a little bit X men. How
Speaker 1: the hell do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: Because it's blitty people watch because I watched the popular
Speaker 3: When you're talking about, well, I'm jugging out, bitch.
Speaker 1: Not that. So I'm not talking about that. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the guy that actually sounds like Norm McDonald and
Speaker 1: he like, he really sounds like Norm McDonald. And it
Speaker 1: was called like he had a website and it's gone.
Speaker 1: It was called like Saturday Mornings Cartoon Dot. It was
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: He play he uh huh, who did the nor McDonald
Speaker 2: guy play?
Speaker 1: Well, he would just dub fucking pretty much everybody, everybody,
Speaker 1: So yeah, he would just.
Speaker 2: Dub it was that would be crazy, just nor McDonald's
Speaker 2: voicing every single person. It was fun. It was really good.
Speaker 1: I wonder if if maybe someone has un earthed it
Speaker 1: because it was just gone that it was deleted from YouTube.
Speaker 1: There was probably some Marvel season assisting that happened, and
Speaker 1: then he just deleted everything got scared. I wonder if
Speaker 1: anybody's archived because it was it was really good. Hey shocker,
Speaker 1: he chaste you to the ends of the air or
Speaker 1: whatever or whatever or whatever.
Speaker 2: You can't escape me, you can't.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Shacker.
Speaker 2: So the Silver Enforcer on Instagram wrote and say, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: Walt Collective, what are your guys' top three O S
Speaker 2: T composers PS. Examples include Danny Elfman, Daniel Pemberton, who's
Speaker 2: pember writer and composer of the planet's a little big,
Speaker 2: a little big planet in spite of his film.
Speaker 1: So I'm interesting, Well, we got the first foremost.
Speaker 3: We gotta go to the goat han.
Speaker 1: Zimmer, hung Zimmer. He's got big peeb hung Zimmer.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't. I can't think of a Hans Zimmer
Speaker 2: like melody.
Speaker 1: It's uh, I mean, it's all just like bah. It's
Speaker 1: definitely not that at all.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like to me.
Speaker 1: What the hell are you? What's what movie? What exception?
Speaker 1: What about time one of his most famous songs from
Speaker 1: that time? Exactly? You don't know what that is?
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's a vague I bet it sounds like
Speaker 2: fucking everything else. Zimmer is like I I gotta be real.
Speaker 2: He's gonna piss off a lot of people. Start time
Speaker 2: up right now.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you. It starts off like Chris for someone
Speaker 1: that loves.
Speaker 2: Gets overrated, someone that loves.
Speaker 1: The music, you say such dumb things about music. Something crazy,
Speaker 1: that's loser. That's the Pirates theme. It's over raised. Zimmer
Speaker 1: isn't isn't isn't the fucking that's the Gladiator.
Speaker 3: Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Isn't Star Wars.
Speaker 4: Fool that I know this John Williams not star wars
Speaker 4: husband to a murders to a murdered husband, and then like,
Speaker 4: everybody's like and you expect, we expect people to be
Speaker 4: like and everyone's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm just the sound has ever still working?
Speaker 2: Considering he killed Trayvon Martin, he did.
Speaker 3: That's George b c.
Speaker 1: Equal clone George. What if he actually looked like he
Speaker 1: really doesn't really, He's like, I live in England. I
Speaker 1: am right in movies. I don't live in the backwards.
Speaker 3: Florida, although I will say something in the streets of Florida,
Speaker 3: I think about a gun.
Speaker 1: Get them, I get him.
Speaker 2: What if you just really hated Arizona's day.
Speaker 1: That's what white girls And it was like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe you bought that skittle is a nice tape.
Speaker 3: When I was, when I was, when I was when
Speaker 3: when it happened, when I was way younger, I was like,
Speaker 3: I did, I did put a picture of Facebook, like
Speaker 3: from the Guana town and I had a hoodie of
Speaker 3: Arizona nicety skittles.
Speaker 1: You just don't know I did on Facebook. I didn't
Speaker 1: it land Land at all. Yeah, it did.
Speaker 2: Not land it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was Wallavn back then. Yeah, it was at
Speaker 3: eighteen sixteen.
Speaker 2: I was proud of it too.
Speaker 3: It was it was bad funny. None of my friends
Speaker 3: thought it was funny. Not a single one of my
Speaker 3: friends thought that she was funny. Even the ones that
Speaker 3: were like say with Sayn were like, because it's just
Speaker 3: it's not They're like two.
Speaker 1: If I didn't know the person, I could probably laugh
Speaker 1: at out and saying it is like that guy's fucked up.
Speaker 1: But like it's like, oh, I'm a I'm adjacent to
Speaker 1: this person that did that. How that would make me
Speaker 1: feel weird?
Speaker 3: So even.
Speaker 2: I have to say, I have to say the Pirates
Speaker 2: of the Caribbean, so like that's his, that's his right.
Speaker 2: That sounds mr.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just gladiator again. I mean a part of
Speaker 1: it is is very gladiator.
Speaker 2: It is literally the same thing I've I've it's a
Speaker 2: good song. I will admit Pirates is great.
Speaker 3: I've already kind of I've always kind of said that
Speaker 3: you have so many great ones though, Like he's fair,
Speaker 3: like like, ah, you.
Speaker 1: Are, wow, you know this one, the tear jerker.
Speaker 2: Everybody AI generated that song?
Speaker 3: God damn, what.
Speaker 1: About what about uh, the Call of Duty Model Warfare two.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't, I don't remember it.
Speaker 3: What what the that's the call of Duty song? Though?
Speaker 2: I literally I'm not even exaggerating. This is not even
Speaker 2: a bit. I cannot hum to you the Call of
Speaker 2: Duty theme. I don't know what the it is.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the good part though.
Speaker 2: Wow, another fucking slow violin and amazing.
Speaker 1: Remember remember this. Let me get to the.
Speaker 2: Sounds like everything man, And then what about the part
Speaker 2: where it really christndos you know any of that ship
Speaker 2: sounds exactly?
Speaker 1: It sounds like you know what it is?
Speaker 2: Someone someone, No, No, there's no melody there. It's like
Speaker 2: barely that this is getting a cover rightce Truck by
Speaker 2: the way, probably, but like whatever.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking video game, of course it's not.
Speaker 2: Well I don't know, No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's a video game. Like, dude, do you know how
Speaker 1: fucked people would be?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that that's how it should be.
Speaker 2: I'm not even saying that it's necessarily go way to happen.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like I've gotten Copra rightce Ttruck from doing
Speaker 2: that like on stream before, like where I had like
Speaker 2: the Bastionian soundtrack running, and I got like I was
Speaker 2: a passion?
Speaker 1: Was that crazy? That sounds like someone went out of
Speaker 1: the way to be a cunt. I don't know, because like.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it happens. Sometimes it might not have it,
Speaker 2: but like I don't that to me, you know what
Speaker 2: it is? There was a lot of are you familiar
Speaker 2: with like two Steps from Hell? And like, uh, it's
Speaker 2: a lot of so early back in the early YouTube
Speaker 2: days when copper right trucks were crazy, Like I mean
Speaker 2: they still are, I guess technically, but like they're even
Speaker 2: more ridiculous than they are now. There were a lot
Speaker 2: of artists or like I don't even know what you
Speaker 2: would call an independent orchestral I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fuck that would even be, but people making orchestral things
Speaker 2: that were not royalty free necessarily, but they weren't like
Speaker 2: stringent with copyright, and so you would see them kind
Speaker 2: of everywhere, like people would use them in their content
Speaker 2: a lot for dramatic effect because it was just like, hey,
Speaker 2: it's a way to get dramatic sound without getting the
Speaker 2: copyrightstruck by w M whatever the fuck yeah, WMG or
Speaker 2: a music group and I think a lot of that
Speaker 2: music is styled on Zimmer. I think because that sounds
Speaker 2: like that sounds like two Steps from Hell or like
Speaker 2: or like any any number of like you know, audio
Speaker 2: library kind of stuff. I don't hear enough, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know, like I even as I just heard that,
Speaker 2: I don't remember the melody.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're looking for, Like I guess
Speaker 3: that's I don't know, like the melodies there objectively, I
Speaker 3: can clem which part like it's it's objective, but that's
Speaker 3: the middle part of the song.
Speaker 1: Was it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like it's there, like it's it's it's great. Like,
Speaker 5: don't get me wrong, don't I think it's him.
Speaker 3: I think it's Johnson. I think it's like Johnson, the
Speaker 3: guy from the Star Wars, John Williams Williams And sorry
Speaker 3: Williams william you're like adding extra, I'm just scrambling Williamson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Johnson Williamson is his name. But there's him.
Speaker 3: There's obviously the the what's called the Always of Halo,
Speaker 3: the ritin one. Obviously there's like there's yeah, they're all great,
Speaker 3: o'donald o'donald.
Speaker 2: He's up there for me, probably Jack as now, but yeah,
Speaker 2: he knew what he was doing though, because even the
Speaker 2: original Destiny.
Speaker 1: Is like crazy.
Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of really good ones I think,
Speaker 3: and what I like, what was it?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What's the Destiny soundtrack?
Speaker 3: Like, it's very very parts of the Caribbean me Taylor
Speaker 3: like especially I can put it.
Speaker 2: There are parts of it that are very comparate.
Speaker 3: Very like. It's just it's still like so it's more,
Speaker 3: it's more ethereal, it's more single notey like more like
Speaker 3: uh like Danny Elfin's.
Speaker 2: Up there though for me, like for clearly almost almost
Speaker 2: like unquestionably John Williams has to be up there, I think,
Speaker 2: even though I don't necessarily care that much for John
Speaker 2: Williams stuff independently, I think it's like, I mean, Star
Speaker 2: Wars is amazing, but like everything else is kind of
Speaker 2: like I get it, Like the the main Indiana Jones
Speaker 2: theme is great, and the main what was the other
Speaker 2: thing that he did? He did Jaws?
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I care so little about Jaws. It's crazy that movie
Speaker 3: is never that movie never guarded a respectrum just that
Speaker 3: none of it, none of it. I just don't. That
Speaker 3: movie is so unrealistically like frightening to me. It's like
Speaker 3: this movie is so like like it doesn't make sense
Speaker 3: how people are that scared about something that's in the water.
Speaker 3: It's like people would get hurt the first time about it.
Speaker 3: They would get hurt, like somebone would get attacked by
Speaker 3: the start, and it'd be like, hey, don't go in
Speaker 3: the water anymore, and it'd be like all right, cool,
Speaker 3: and then they have people common deal deal with the problem.
Speaker 1: Actually anything about that, Like, I really don't know.
Speaker 3: The stupid it's so stupid. There's a giant shark. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm in that body of water.
Speaker 2: It's a way worse take than anything.
Speaker 1: How are they hunting?
Speaker 3: Jaws is at the point, Well, they start hunting it
Speaker 3: because it's there, right, and they're like, oh it attack people.
Speaker 1: We got to get rid of it. And it's like
Speaker 1: Jo three, he gets in a mech oh ship. Why
Speaker 1: don't you gets the Jaws? Get the mech jows gets
Speaker 1: the sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah I saw the first one. I might have seen
Speaker 3: a piece of the second one, but it's like I don't.
Speaker 3: It's like why, uh, it's never worked.
Speaker 2: Steve Javinski is kind of up there. I think probably
Speaker 2: in some way like he did. Who's the guy who.
Speaker 3: Did orchestrated for Cowboy Bebop? He looked at him, Derek.
Speaker 2: Uh, I don't think I was gonna look something else upon,
Speaker 2: I'll put that in my back pocket.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 3: He's really good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, let mean look parts of the Caribbeans?
Speaker 1: Would you?
Speaker 2: Would you guys agree that parts of the Caribbean's probably
Speaker 2: uh his best?
Speaker 1: Uh hun? Yeah No, not for me, really no, I
Speaker 1: think it's clearly no, it's too it's too uh like
Speaker 1: I get it. It's very on the nose, but like
Speaker 1: like it's it's you know, it's for pirate adventure, so
Speaker 1: it's very good. But like that's not say if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like to me, I'm judging it more on what
Speaker 1: I listened to it, and that's not one I wouldn't
Speaker 1: put that on. Like I've listened to I have saved
Speaker 1: tracks from Gladiator, I have saved tracks from Inception, I've
Speaker 1: saved tracks from like like stuff like that. Obviously the
Speaker 1: model for A two theme that shit fucking goes hard,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's just very epic, I like an epic,
Speaker 1: like melancholy shit the more adventury it is, like I
Speaker 1: like it, but I'm not listening to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I prefer like the way
Speaker 2: that I think about it is like if if it
Speaker 2: sounds sick on electric guitar, I'm gonna enjoy it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. And I think Han Zimmer stuff
Speaker 2: just kind of wouldn't outside of pirates. Yeah, It's like
Speaker 2: Time on electric guitar would be like okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I have the funny thing I was
Speaker 1: gonna cover Time, but in a like I have an
Speaker 1: idea of how to do it. But uh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: completely different. Like if I want to listen to something orchestral,
Speaker 1: I want to listen to it orchestral. Like say, like
Speaker 1: some I hear people do these covers of like old stuff.
Speaker 1: They'll like some baroque music, and I'm like, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't sound as good as hearing it on strings. It
Speaker 1: just doesn't like I want to hear it, like I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: I'm impressed to what it is, but uh, I just
Speaker 1: have sometimes I just I just want this moody ambiance
Speaker 1: and I want like stuff that sounds epic and it
Speaker 1: kind of like, well, I actually you know, that music
Speaker 1: that moves you. I love music that moves and makes
Speaker 1: it feels you with the motion.
Speaker 2: I think you can. I think you have that strong
Speaker 2: melody though. I think melody is kind of a key
Speaker 2: thing for me, Like I want a good Well, it's
Speaker 2: a type.
Speaker 1: Of melody you want because there is a melody. It's
Speaker 1: just what type of melody are you going for. It's
Speaker 1: usually seems a little bit more upbeat, not necessarily just like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really know how to describe it
Speaker 1: that objectively has melody. I don't know what you like,
Speaker 1: that's what that's why. That's why I just said it
Speaker 1: sounds like he wants to specific.
Speaker 2: Feels very again, I just I don't remember it.
Speaker 1: Give me a really good like, give me like a
Speaker 1: really good like. This is one of my favorite scores
Speaker 1: of all time. I mean, so I can have an
Speaker 1: idea of like what you're looking for, you know what,
Speaker 1: actually like a good.
Speaker 2: A good example of something that I think is like
Speaker 2: Hans zimmer Esque, but I think has a stronger emphasis
Speaker 2: on melodies like actually like, uh, let me see if
Speaker 2: I can find it.
Speaker 1: Guys can talk a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I think and like, because I like I liked
Speaker 3: that kind of music, and I will listen to it.
Speaker 3: If I hear it in passing, I won't turn that on.
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like orchestral music. I think
Speaker 3: that much because if I'm just listening to music like
Speaker 3: that Alison, rather than the jazz, I feel like jazz
Speaker 3: such a but I think all those are just kind
Speaker 3: of set pieces if I'm going for like a set
Speaker 3: like a like a like a thematic piece like yours. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't see the throat line between.
Speaker 2: The two of the hips, like no, but there's like
Speaker 2: a lot, there's a lot there like that. It's like
Speaker 2: that on an electric guitar, would found sounds.
Speaker 1: He's talking about that. He's talking about the lead, the lead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I feel like a lot of Hans Zimmer
Speaker 2: songs don't have leads, like it kind of feels like
Speaker 2: they're just kind of.
Speaker 1: It's all well, there is always just showing you monol
Speaker 1: over two. No, no, no, it's just it's just not
Speaker 1: fast enough for you.
Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, maybe I do like quicker ones.
Speaker 1: That's why I understand what you're sing with a guitar thing.
Speaker 1: But like again, that's the thing that's like I'm not
Speaker 1: really to me that those are made for very specific
Speaker 1: parts of like say, oh, there's action happening, there's something
Speaker 1: really fast, it's really fast paced. There's a driving scene
Speaker 1: or something something happens. There's a lot of well, that's
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: That's that is crazy, and having speech because people would
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: That's like, it's the open, it's the open, roll them up.
Speaker 1: I guess it's the title card of Gears too. It's sick.
Speaker 2: I forgot how cool it was. Like looking through like
Speaker 2: the retrospectives of all of them, I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 2: forgot it opened this hard.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of I'm thinking of like obviously Skyrim, Skyrim's
Speaker 3: fucking O s T is amazing, like every.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because that's like a proper song, right yeah.
Speaker 3: But I think Skrim has the best from any video
Speaker 3: game ever. But I think the best O s T overall.
Speaker 3: I think there's games comparable to it, but I think
Speaker 3: I think has the best one.
Speaker 1: I guess your favorite.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's problem. I think I think
Speaker 3: all the music is scarm is fantastic.
Speaker 1: Let them have it.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it. It's clearly it's not mine, but
Speaker 1: like it's if that's your favorite, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's it's between that. Maybe I think BG three has
Speaker 3: really good, but it's also that's also songs like that's
Speaker 3: music as well. That's why it's so different Skyrim. It
Speaker 3: it's also straight up like their.
Speaker 2: Song Skyrim is that that dude? The combat music. I
Speaker 2: really don't like.
Speaker 1: Iconic now, but I think I think it it might be.
Speaker 2: Just that I've heard it too much or doom.
Speaker 1: Crazy crazy. I just kind of it's good different obviously,
Speaker 1: it's just it's too like on the nose for me
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I know, like, I just it's I
Speaker 1: can't even it's it obviously fits in the categories of
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, but it's like this is just
Speaker 1: fucking what they call gent you know, and metal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just this it's good. But like BFG division is
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, it's I mean, it's fucking its great.
Speaker 1: There's a guy that is still covering like that ship
Speaker 1: like you just dropped something people and people love it.
Speaker 3: There's there's the music from I think there's uh, like
Speaker 3: cyberpunk has like really a few really really good songs.
Speaker 1: I don't like anything. I don't think I remember, I
Speaker 1: don't like any I love it. I hate it, like
Speaker 1: the that that song that was used in all the
Speaker 1: memes then and then because it just it just the
Speaker 1: mean got to me.
Speaker 3: I like it. I like I like Samurai. I like
Speaker 3: the music they made.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's too because it feels like it doesn't
Speaker 1: it feels it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Really uh, it feels really like just like sweetish guys
Speaker 3: made metal music and we're like let's just take some
Speaker 3: like flow from another genre of music putting on like
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, I think Mass Effect three is soundtrack is
Speaker 1: like front to back incredible. But the second one, the
Speaker 1: when you fight the shadow Broker in the DC that's
Speaker 1: the soundtrack, is like it just like it gets me jacked,
Speaker 1: like it really like it's really really mad and it's
Speaker 1: it's just cool because then you're like fighting him and
Speaker 1: then like oh he has a shield but it doesn't
Speaker 1: work with like physical so like you just have to
Speaker 1: punch him after.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like this is this rules for me. Then
Speaker 3: another obviously Rafael's theme is fucking ridiculous. That's so he
Speaker 3: says it himself. I think that's that.
Speaker 1: Devil freaking BG three. Yeah, Like he's trying to like
Speaker 1: like a deal with you.
Speaker 3: He's like, Yo, my nig could take this hammer and
Speaker 3: give it to me, And you're like, He's like, yo,
Speaker 3: give me them b away for me. He's so aggressive
Speaker 3: about it. He's like, just give me the hammer, bro hammer.
Speaker 1: I was mad that I couldn't because I kept trying
Speaker 1: to kill him, Like you know immediately, well you would have,
Speaker 1: you would have hyper died. But I feel like they
Speaker 1: should have wrote that into the game. Just have them
Speaker 1: whoop your ass quick or you win, you win somehow,
Speaker 1: you fuck the game. Some super genie has kind of
Speaker 1: figured out a way.
Speaker 3: To win somehow. Maybe. H Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: there's a lot of really goodness. Man, there's like there's
Speaker 3: like literally probably thousands.
Speaker 1: Of really great ones. Arkham City's theme it like starts
Speaker 1: off very subtle, but then at the end it swells
Speaker 1: into a way that like it has no business being
Speaker 1: as good as it is. I really love that because the.
Speaker 3: Sound of people's heads splitting open.
Speaker 1: It nees bursting jaws And I want to play through
Speaker 1: the original Arkham games again. Yeah. I just always I mean,
Speaker 1: I love fucking I really love Asylum is a really
Speaker 1: good game. Asylum and Origins are really really good played Origins.
Speaker 1: Origins is okay, the only thing I really like the
Speaker 1: third one is the prequel Okay, yeah, yeah, the one
Speaker 1: that didn't.
Speaker 3: Have that's long Halloween pretty much then, right, that's Origins
Speaker 3: No City Halloween, right, yeah is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Basically because one night is this one night? Right? Is
Speaker 3: this one night He's done?
Speaker 1: I mean tically because Arkham City is one. They're all
Speaker 1: one night actually, But I think I know what you're
Speaker 1: saying though. But the executioner, you get his shockers, you
Speaker 1: get his college. That ship is so unfair. That fight
Speaker 1: is hilarious in Origins.
Speaker 3: Isn't it like you hit him like once?
Speaker 1: I was trying to not spoil them. Its fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it one of those there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: that haven't. No, No, it's fine. I just like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that never bother to play that one.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, is it like the Mysterio fight?
Speaker 1: And yeah, I do that, but you.
Speaker 3: Get his gleage.
Speaker 2: Star Wars Jedi Games did that with like some random
Speaker 2: boss where it's just like some some dudes, like some Janitor, right,
Speaker 2: or which one is that?
Speaker 1: The first or second one?
Speaker 3: Is? The second one into the hub and he's like
Speaker 3: you hit him once.
Speaker 2: And he dies and it's like you have with the
Speaker 2: helper filling out.
Speaker 3: I really forgot to play that one regular both.
Speaker 2: Of them, and I haven't finished either of them. I
Speaker 2: burn out on those games really quick.
Speaker 3: The second one is it was too like.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's it's souls Born Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I like it, it's fun, but I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: the second one should probably be an improvement. I never
Speaker 1: got around.
Speaker 2: It's the thing to me is like, especially lately, I'm like,
Speaker 2: if if I'm gonna play a souls Born and finish it,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'd rather jump into or finish Lives
Speaker 2: of p because I keep hearing really good things about it,
Speaker 2: and also it has.
Speaker 1: That deal three four days ago was really good. Oh wow.
Speaker 2: But anyway, silver Enforce around into.
Speaker 3: Another Another souls Born is coming out tonight.
Speaker 1: Literally, which one is this? What you call it a
Speaker 1: soak song?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, again, souls Born.
Speaker 3: It's it's a platforming souls game.
Speaker 2: It's not a Soul's game, So platforming soul something being
Speaker 2: hard is not souls.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's the way the way you like die
Speaker 3: and then you go re collect your things.
Speaker 1: Even that's not really like that's not exclusively so like
Speaker 1: it's more I guess that's rogue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's now.
Speaker 3: Because it is like randomly generated, like it's roguelikes are
Speaker 3: like not randomly generated. Roguelkes are like games you drop
Speaker 3: in and you beat a stage and you get a
Speaker 3: power up after you like beat a certain.
Speaker 1: Well that's what it's more about, like you dying and
Speaker 1: then leveling up to keep going.
Speaker 3: Because roguelikes are like Hades a gungeon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you die in Hades and then you
Speaker 1: keep going and progressing and dying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this but this game is more like a
Speaker 3: platforming like I wouldn't I wouldn't consider it a rogue
Speaker 3: like I was like, it's like a Soul's esque.
Speaker 1: To look up what the game rogue is to why
Speaker 1: they call it that.
Speaker 3: I didn't play rogue, so I don't nobody played because
Speaker 3: it's like an eighties game or something.
Speaker 1: It's like some old ass game that nobody's played. But
Speaker 1: I'm just saying where it came from. But anyway, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a platformer. It has gay elements, but
Speaker 1: I mean the closest thing to a soul's thing is
Speaker 1: like it's a boss gone right, White House, Costablanca. I
Speaker 1: just got it.
Speaker 2: We got another question.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell was that?
Speaker 2: What was that? That was a it was a conversation
Speaker 2: that I had in like twenty sixty that I just
Speaker 2: I just remember. I just I just realized.
Speaker 1: That's not what just happened.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 2: I just I just realized a question to answer to
Speaker 2: a question I had twenty sixty.
Speaker 3: Read the questions.
Speaker 1: Please let's go sure, Okay, sorry, you guys were.
Speaker 2: Privy to that one. Derek Knotschovin is innocent.
Speaker 1: Thank for you. What are your favorite games that everyone
Speaker 1: else hates?
Speaker 2: Not like uh not like how some hate fall it
Speaker 2: for but ones, but ones that a large majority hate.
Speaker 2: For me, it's massive fact. Androvia and I played on
Speaker 2: release and loved it. That's the end of the show. Goodbye.
Speaker 2: We can't we can't entertain people who like I have
Speaker 2: I have a problem with, like did you play the original?
Speaker 2: Like that's I'm curious. We need more information, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: need more information for you, Derek.
Speaker 3: Some people some people just Derek, some people you can't
Speaker 3: help what you like. I I think people you said
Speaker 3: you could, I don't know you could, just you could.
Speaker 1: I think some some There are rare times where I
Speaker 1: get upset about people liking some things, because when the
Speaker 1: thing is objectively broken, sure, like there's actual problems that
Speaker 1: you can't just skirt around and be like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is fine. So I get mad at that stuff. If
Speaker 1: it's a stupid game and you're just like, oh I
Speaker 1: really love it, I'm like okay, okayeah yeah. But like
Speaker 1: they were fucking especially on launch. I don't know anyone
Speaker 1: who didn't have fucking problems. Maybe this was one of
Speaker 1: the very rare people that didn't have any game breaking
Speaker 1: ship or the fucking animations being dog shitting like it
Speaker 1: was like me.
Speaker 2: With Cyberpunk on launch day, where like I had no
Speaker 2: like I had. I was like, this is great, I'm
Speaker 2: excited to see I'm excited to talk to people about it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then they were just like it sucks, and I
Speaker 2: was like, whoa, am I stupid?
Speaker 1: You're lucky you did play on PC.
Speaker 2: I played on Series X, which apparently that was just
Speaker 2: a luck, that was a luck of the drop because
Speaker 2: apparently that was at the time the best version to
Speaker 2: play because p S five was like crashing constantly and
Speaker 2: PC depending on like your rig, PC was the best place.
Speaker 1: To play it really, but like for like if you
Speaker 1: had a good rig obviously, but like.
Speaker 2: I think generally speaking, a lot of people on PC
Speaker 2: just didn't have stronger rigs and so like they were
Speaker 2: having issues.
Speaker 1: PS PS four and Xbox one were oh right, fucking disaster.
Speaker 2: I love seeing the footage of those. Dude, I would
Speaker 2: that must be I would. I would probably pay full
Speaker 2: price for like originally like one point zero Cyberpunk twenty
Speaker 2: seventy seven on PS four unchanged, no updates, Yeah, just
Speaker 2: to for historical purposes, yes, to see what that game is. Like,
Speaker 2: I agree with that. Oh my god, what a brilliant
Speaker 2: thing that would be to play through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh yeah, I mean, hey man, uh I.
Speaker 1: I I'm assuming the Derek Schabin didn't play the other ones,
Speaker 1: because that's the only way, in my mind, you can
Speaker 1: like thoroughly enjoy the game because not only the the
Speaker 1: game breaking stuff and bad animations.
Speaker 2: It does play well. I feel like I remember it
Speaker 2: playing well.
Speaker 1: The combat was fine. That was my only thing that
Speaker 1: I thought was an improvement on three, Like they took
Speaker 1: the combats for three, but just made adjustments where I
Speaker 1: can move a little bit more fluently, especially with the jetpack,
Speaker 1: and so I had no problem with the combat. Uh,
Speaker 1: but this story was so gay. The fucking there were
Speaker 1: no patch there were no expansions, so the other ships
Speaker 1: never showed up, so you didn't get to interact with
Speaker 1: fucking anyone else, only the people that showed up for
Speaker 1: the first arc or whatever. That shit sucked. The alien
Speaker 1: sucked that it sucked, I.
Speaker 3: Know from what I saw. The aliens were the part
Speaker 3: that disappointed me the most. It was like everybody's just
Speaker 3: it was just like they were less They felt less
Speaker 3: interesting than even the ones we got before.
Speaker 1: Exactly that.
Speaker 3: Somehow I felt like like, oh, I guess because I
Speaker 3: always felt like there were the reverse kind of yeah,
Speaker 3: you the aliens you got in the first series would
Speaker 3: would be what you would finding Andromeda, right. I feel
Speaker 3: like species would be like more interesting over from not
Speaker 3: lea Tali species, or like more alien than pretty much
Speaker 3: anything we got in fucking Andrama from Beef Fair.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can say is that, well, they
Speaker 1: didn't explore the entire galaxy, right, like so in like say,
Speaker 1: in the Milky Way, the first contact was turreans, and
Speaker 1: then they started to see some of the other and
Speaker 1: some of the other cooler aliens like the al core
Speaker 1: and all this stuff that were so scattered across. But
Speaker 1: you know, they started using the mass effect relays, so
Speaker 1: they weren't able to go across the So it's like
Speaker 1: the argument could be Devil's advocating there could be way
Speaker 1: cooler aliens further away. But now to counter that, why
Speaker 1: not start with your first ones as cool as shit?
Speaker 3: Was to make your game more impactful, I think, no
Speaker 3: matter what, having lame aliens in general as fox the game,
Speaker 3: no matter what. If you're like you played through the
Speaker 3: game and then later at the end you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I had these coiliens, now these ones are shit, and
Speaker 3: then like, oh these ones are fine now.
Speaker 1: But the species and then the other species that you
Speaker 1: find you figure out is just the modified species of
Speaker 1: the one. So there's only one species in that fucking game.
Speaker 1: There's one part where there's like a flying whale that
Speaker 1: was cool in one of the one of the things
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's so yeah, as sick as fuck,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I want those to come down and
Speaker 1: talk to me.
Speaker 2: Don't think I finished back then, Drameda, but I do
Speaker 2: remember seeing that whale.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I tried playing a game with mods. I was saying,
Speaker 1: I I when I got to the the when you
Speaker 1: find out the plot of oh, these guys are engineered.
Speaker 1: They've been engineered, and uh, I was just like this
Speaker 1: is so imporing. So I couldn't finish it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. That's why. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I have a favorite game that the majority of people hate.
Speaker 2: The closest thing that I can think of is maybe,
Speaker 2: like I really I don't know, because I really liked
Speaker 2: Mercenaries too, but I heard, like I guess that that
Speaker 2: was like it ran really poorly on on launch and
Speaker 2: so it was like kind of like a mess, and.
Speaker 1: Some people hated it it.
Speaker 2: But like even retrospectively, like I don't think people feel
Speaker 2: that way, you know what I mean? I actually really
Speaker 2: like fall At four a lot. That's probably that's probably
Speaker 2: the closest thing to this. I just think I think
Speaker 2: four is like like a really enjoyable thing to play through. It.
Speaker 3: It's like ship though, but yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2: Compared to three in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Uh No, I wouldn't say that, but that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's still age pretty poor. Like it doesn't feel fun
Speaker 3: to play anymore. I tried to play in this game.
Speaker 3: Is it feels too clunky?
Speaker 1: I played a couple years ago. I had a lot
Speaker 1: of I played like a couple of months ago, and
Speaker 1: especially destroyed THEE. I had so much fun doing that
Speaker 1: moment is really awesome.
Speaker 2: Feeling clunky though, is like I mean, middle Gear is clunky.
Speaker 2: It just it feels like it just feels like it
Speaker 2: just feels like what the game is to me. Like
Speaker 2: I know that the popular thing is that, like you know,
Speaker 2: New Vegas and three are the better games, but like
Speaker 2: I just can't. I don't feel like playing them because
Speaker 2: it's just they're not.
Speaker 1: New Vegas is better because it's a better story.
Speaker 2: It's a way better story.
Speaker 1: So it's actually thought provoking story. Three Yeah not really
Speaker 1: like I like a lot. I've I've played three a
Speaker 1: few times and I was like, this is fun. I
Speaker 1: enjoy playing through four a lot more.
Speaker 3: I like Dog, like.
Speaker 1: Gamel.
Speaker 2: I think I think the just the world design effective.
Speaker 2: Robot Nick Valentine. The main story of Fallout four is terrible,
Speaker 2: but like I think like the the little like gameplay
Speaker 2: stories that are in there are like genuinely pretty good
Speaker 2: Silver I think. I think it's the Silver Shout stuff.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's fun to genuinely go
Speaker 2: adventuring in that world. I think it's nice that the
Speaker 2: gunplay feels like it feels better than three, but it's
Speaker 2: still not like you're you're you're still incentivized to use
Speaker 2: vats to make up for it. I don't know, I
Speaker 2: think it's I think it's a very good game. I
Speaker 2: just think the story sucks and is stupid and that
Speaker 2: really and it's and it's an underwhelming follow up I
Speaker 2: guess to something like New Vegas.
Speaker 1: We might have said this before in an episode, but
Speaker 1: I feel like the people that are playing Fallout for story,
Speaker 1: I just I don't really understand them personally, you know, like,
Speaker 1: if you want to get a story me it it
Speaker 1: is the adventure. It is like legitimately the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm being honest antypathize. The game is like that for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the adventure is the most Like I just I have
Speaker 1: one last mission in Starfield left or maybe two or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are the main missions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, playing it exact, But that's my point, right,
Speaker 1: that's the point. The main mission is fucking so underwhelming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the side ones are so much cool, Like the
Speaker 2: there's like a whole pirate faction that you get to join,
Speaker 2: and that one's a fucking cool quest line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, stuff like that. Like that's what it feels
Speaker 1: doing the factions in Fallout is fun. Playing through the
Speaker 1: main thing where your son it's gay And so as
Speaker 1: far as people are talking about New Vegas and all
Speaker 1: this shit, I'm like, well, I still have more fun
Speaker 1: being in the world of four the New Vegas. New
Speaker 1: Vegas is fucking Vegas, and Vegas sucks.
Speaker 2: That's kind of how I feel about it too, But
Speaker 2: I know that's an unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1: I like, I do like four a lot.
Speaker 2: I sticked a g I heard far Harvard was good too,
Speaker 2: but I still is.
Speaker 3: All really good.
Speaker 1: Actually it's fun. Yeah, yeah, I have it too.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I haven't played a lot of.
Speaker 1: People complain about the the dialogue tree thing. I just
Speaker 1: don't care. I personally don't care.
Speaker 2: I get it, and I I agree with it, but
Speaker 2: I also again, it's it's just it's the last reason
Speaker 2: why I'm playing these games anyway, Like I am playing
Speaker 2: just to explore and like listen to music and kill things,
Speaker 2: huh and find like notes and.
Speaker 1: You know that kind of shap like it doesn't like
Speaker 1: even playing so Starfield, they brought back the old style
Speaker 1: and like, I don't feel happier. It didn't. It didn't
Speaker 1: like like you kind of said it. I don't feel
Speaker 1: more because I heard one of the arguments because I
Speaker 1: was asking people like why does it bother you so much?
Speaker 1: And one thing is like, oh, well, it's saying it's
Speaker 1: not saying what I wanted to say. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: what what do you mean by that? And I think
Speaker 1: the only thing I can think of is that it's
Speaker 1: not saying the exact words that are on the screen.
Speaker 1: Kind of well, I think, or it doesn't. Wait, I
Speaker 1: think in this instance it actually does and it's not
Speaker 1: doing the mass effectory.
Speaker 3: I don't think it does.
Speaker 1: I think I think I remember is saying the thing
Speaker 1: word for word. Isn't it in Fall four?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Isn't it?
Speaker 2: Actually isn't. I remember it being an approximation. I remember
Speaker 2: it not being as egregious as it wasn't mass effect yeah,
Speaker 2: or like you would just be like hello and then
Speaker 2: they'd be like you bitch, Like I remember it being
Speaker 2: like a loose approximation. I think the main criticism from
Speaker 2: that from start from like the perspective of, like, you know,
Speaker 2: I think when you hear your main character speak, at
Speaker 2: the very least, at the very least, if you don't
Speaker 2: have a choice of what exactly to say, you have
Speaker 2: like a list of preset things to say, at the
Speaker 2: very least you can decide on like in your head,
Speaker 2: how you sound when you say it, which is like
Speaker 2: a very like So this is a more like uh,
Speaker 2: it's it's taking me out of the game sort of,
Speaker 2: And I kind of get it, but like I don't.
Speaker 1: It's not really that big idea to me. Think for
Speaker 1: people that I do forget about. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that they see themselves in the character that they created,
Speaker 1: and once somebody else is speaking for them, it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound good. It doesn't sound I mean, it doesn't have
Speaker 1: that connection anymore.
Speaker 3: Because even I played Balls three again and I'm playing
Speaker 3: a dark urge and like I think it's crazy, like
Speaker 3: I'm playing a good guy, but he's like I can't
Speaker 3: wait till people open and I'm like, oh, awesome, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna try not to do that. But then like or
Speaker 3: every moment you're like every moment you get your tossing
Speaker 3: how You're like, I should eat this guy, and it's
Speaker 3: like maybe not, maybe not. I'm not trying to do
Speaker 3: that because I try. Like it's hearing. Hearing a character
Speaker 3: your main character having voice lines does undercut your feelings
Speaker 3: sometimes it can, I guess. So if I'm probably a
Speaker 3: character I make, you know, if.
Speaker 1: I exactly that, I think that's yeah, okay, I understand
Speaker 1: that I don't have a very similar experience about that.
Speaker 1: Even though even if I do make the character try
Speaker 1: to look like a power fantasy version of myself, like
Speaker 1: I make the giant black dude or something, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, cool, But then im media when
Speaker 1: I start playing, I'm like, this ain't me, Like, it's
Speaker 1: not this is it is? Like so like, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm completely detached from it. I'm having fun and I
Speaker 1: it doesn't. I guess it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not even thinking myself, like what would
Speaker 1: I do. It's in the situation what should be said,
Speaker 1: you know, and not like what would I do. I
Speaker 1: think that's why, Like maybe the difference is and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that get upset about that, and
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I might even be an outlier.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I think him had the main character
Speaker 3: having voice lines, and FALLOWF four does undercut some of
Speaker 3: the what makes three in New Vegas kind of special?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. It's it's definitely like I know.
Speaker 3: Game breaking for me is it's kind of undercuts you.
Speaker 3: That's whatever I think. Uh, I guess if if if
Speaker 3: it doesn't, it makes more sense to not do it.
Speaker 3: If it's only technically a name negative. Yeah, but the
Speaker 3: only thing that I have was it.
Speaker 1: Numerically? Was it actually a negative? How well did Fallout
Speaker 1: four du versus like say a Starfield or something.
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that you make the person
Speaker 3: all you make them. Also, like if I'm playing a
Speaker 3: game where I'm playing as like fucking Alex Mercer or whatever,
Speaker 3: and that's a character themselves.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. You know, it's different. I
Speaker 1: get it. I'm just wondering did it actually hurt or
Speaker 1: help them? Because I know they I know they brought
Speaker 1: it back to to you know, to quiet those people
Speaker 1: that were bitching. But I guess I'm just thinking how
Speaker 1: much did it really hurt them? Because it didn't hurt
Speaker 1: mass effect. Are you talking about the dialogue thing? Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: because because I heard that was like one of the
Speaker 1: biggest arguments that was like really upset a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Were you guys talking about the idea of like having
Speaker 2: just more options for dialogue or if uh what if like.
Speaker 1: Like say, did it did it didn't make perfect sense?
Speaker 1: How much did it actually hurt them? Versus the people
Speaker 1: that were complaining how successful is fall Off four, like say,
Speaker 1: compared to like Starfield. Now that they went back, like
Speaker 1: did it really hurt them?
Speaker 2: I think Starfield's technically better from a dialogue perspective, just
Speaker 2: because you can there's more options for things to say yeah,
Speaker 2: whereas like because you were limited to the face buttons
Speaker 2: and because you were limited by time, because like I
Speaker 2: think the idea is that, like if you have a
Speaker 2: voice protagonist, then you have a limited amount of things
Speaker 2: that you can say because you have a limited amount
Speaker 2: of things that you can have the actor record, like
Speaker 2: but just by nature of like how that works and
Speaker 2: you can't atch it in later, you know, it's it's
Speaker 2: very it's you're very married to it.
Speaker 3: It's jarring having like your character be like a black person,
Speaker 3: you know, and sound like a white ass voice or
Speaker 3: me and fucking what's going and cyrapunk playing as a male.
Speaker 1: V black and he sounds clearly like sounds it just
Speaker 1: sounds like a scumbag to me.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to describe it. Like a dude,
Speaker 2: it sounds like he's going to say, mister white. But no,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I I get the argument.
Speaker 2: I think it's probably a little bit better that it's
Speaker 2: not a voice protagonist. I I just don't care enough
Speaker 2: about it because it's just it's not I don't necessarily
Speaker 2: play but as the games to weasel my way out
Speaker 2: of conversations, like like like to talk my way.
Speaker 1: Through things I think are better for that slaughter Ida
Speaker 1: rather play like dance X for that or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I always see people they prefer the without it, but like,
Speaker 1: uh say sometimes like say mass Effect had so much
Speaker 1: dialogue in it, like they had a lot, So I
Speaker 1: guess that kind of makes up for mast Effect is also.
Speaker 2: Like a game where like you're more defined in your role,
Speaker 2: Like that's more like you are like your commander Shepherd,
Speaker 2: whereas like in but as the games, you're more like
Speaker 2: you're just kind of who you are and you can
Speaker 2: be whoever you want to be. And if if you're
Speaker 2: just gonna like you can't abandon the main quest of
Speaker 2: mass effect really like you can, but like there's not
Speaker 2: really a game there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because because you have one very clear objective, I
Speaker 1: gotta destroy the Yeah. But the same thing with the
Speaker 1: like I get yeah, I guess so. But dragon Board,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're kind of pretty defined, but also
Speaker 1: you can weave quite a bit. You can also you
Speaker 1: can you can side with the storm cloaks or the
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't side with the reapers like during
Speaker 1: your Yeah, and you can't, Like that'd be insane.
Speaker 2: There were like there were like places to like inhabit
Speaker 2: than they are like story Like I feel like MASSIF
Speaker 2: is more of like a story RPG and like, but
Speaker 2: this is more like a sandbox where it's just like
Speaker 2: it's more like D and D.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, yeah, everybody, Yeah, And I understand I
Speaker 1: think objectively people, Yeah, I would rather not have that ship.
Speaker 1: I uh, it just never bothered me too much.
Speaker 2: It's not too bad. I get it, and I agree
Speaker 2: with it, but like, I don't care that this is
Speaker 2: this is a rough one. Guys.
Speaker 1: I read it and I thanks thanks for that?
Speaker 2: Was that, Han Zimmer, I couldn't tell. I think that's
Speaker 2: your Halo?
Speaker 1: Boys, how do you think Halo would have been a
Speaker 1: received Okay.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be received, don't you know?
Speaker 1: You know anything Halo? Instead of the iconic believe it
Speaker 1: was just what he was doing.
Speaker 2: Steve Jobs unveils this at Macworld nineteen ninety nine in
Speaker 2: front of like thousands of people.
Speaker 1: He's like, we're working on.
Speaker 2: A new game.
Speaker 3: I don't even sound that good.
Speaker 1: That's what you sound like.
Speaker 2: I don't and then and then and then there was like, okay,
Speaker 2: it's just like a retarget or something. Anyway, So I
Speaker 2: want to know, have you ever seen the gay Road
Speaker 2: in I'm warning?
Speaker 1: What's that? I want to know? I want to know
Speaker 1: have you ever see I'm like that song a lot
Speaker 1: like I like that song.
Speaker 3: Like the last person that would like this song a
Speaker 3: lot like that Songma likes this song a lot.
Speaker 1: It's so like, I mean, I like that, I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if I remember.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I know that song.
Speaker 3: Firsday, that person aged like a year and a half
Speaker 3: making in the middle of the age, just saying that
Speaker 3: is longer like I saw your hair grow. I only
Speaker 3: got four of these in me.
Speaker 2: So they wrote in I didn't even know that that
Speaker 2: was clear credence. Oh yeah, oh god, greetings fellas. A
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, me and my girlfriend at the
Speaker 2: time wanted to sixty nine nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, she went to the.
Speaker 2: Bathroom and she came back and we got into position.
Speaker 2: I look up and I see unwiped shit on your
Speaker 2: on her asshole. Oh you did it, completely killed by boner.
Speaker 2: But I powered through it.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything because I didn't want to make
Speaker 2: her feel bad.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you know how you uh you remedy that?
Speaker 1: In the in the is that is there more?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: Oh? How you remedy that? Okay, I've never I've never
Speaker 1: had that specific. I've never seen ship on an asshole,
Speaker 1: thank god.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've seen paper particles before, which was upsetting, but like
Speaker 1: that's forgivable because it's just you. You, It's just a
Speaker 1: little leftover paper it. This is how you remedy. This
Speaker 1: kill her. That's the high and higher end of the preferable. No,
Speaker 1: it's the preferable thing. It's the high end. But I
Speaker 1: want to do the what what normal people would do.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm trying to be normal.
Speaker 2: I see, I see, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: Would be like, hey, babe, instead of you know, let's
Speaker 1: jump in the shower quick, let's actually let's have a
Speaker 1: little fun in the shower, you know, And she might
Speaker 1: be she might be like no, but like you have to,
Speaker 1: like know, we really need to go to the shower,
Speaker 1: like just and then fucking fucking soaper assed up, bro.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's your partner, you should be able
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, you. It depends on how long
Speaker 1: you've been together men.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, like one thing that I've learned from just just
Speaker 1: being around so many people, it's sometimes it never changes
Speaker 1: depending on how the uh Like I was watching some
Speaker 1: show and some women like it would be it's like
Speaker 1: their worst nightmare of being like anything like that happening.
Speaker 1: So even you've known them for so long, it's like
Speaker 1: this is gonna fuck her weak up, and it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, fuck, I don't want to I don't even
Speaker 1: I can't do. If I say anything, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to deal with this for like a fucking week, because
Speaker 1: that's gotta be horrified, and I hate that. That's uh
Speaker 1: how some people are brought up, you know what I'm saying. Yea,
Speaker 1: Like they're they they they've been taught to by their
Speaker 1: usually their mother to be perfect, and then now they've
Speaker 1: just been their world was just shattered. Even in the
Speaker 1: nicest way possible. You're like, hey, I'm so sorry to
Speaker 1: say this, but they're like, oh my god, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, now you're not getting pussy for
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of people take things personally,
Speaker 3: and I think that's the biggest problem. People take things
Speaker 3: to heart when it's not meant to beat the heart
Speaker 3: grant to all. People don't know how to fucking talk either, grand.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, bitch, you got hold on.
Speaker 3: There's a problem on both sides, where like you can,
Speaker 3: like a lot of people take things to harnessing things personally, right,
Speaker 3: Like people usually tell me things like if I'm fucking
Speaker 3: up someone tells you something, I'm not gonna take it
Speaker 3: personally because like more often not people tell you because
Speaker 3: they're trying to help you. More often than not.
Speaker 1: It depends on the way it's something.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, a lot of people don't
Speaker 3: know how to say things correctly without like we expect
Speaker 3: people's feelings. So it's like there's a there's a two ways,
Speaker 3: and it's like it's like somebody's like, hey, man, you
Speaker 3: made it. That's I wasn't the smartest idea. And then
Speaker 3: some people are like, dude, you're fucking dumb, and it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, most of the time, I'm because I'm like,
Speaker 3: obviously people are saying this for a reason. I can
Speaker 3: deal with it. But a lot of people take things personally.
Speaker 3: I think, if it's your partner and you're dating them
Speaker 3: and you're being physical with them in the first place,
Speaker 3: I think you should be able to talk to Like, hey.
Speaker 1: See you said should I think you should. And that's
Speaker 1: that's the thing I agree with that you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to But it's it's, uh, it's a difficult situation man.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, like you know, like I think my solution break
Speaker 2: up with her, dis avoid it, don't even tell her
Speaker 2: the fact that like, just don't respond to any text messages.
Speaker 1: The I really do have a problem though with a
Speaker 1: shitty as though I just ye know of course that
Speaker 1: like I look as like a fundamental like that literally
Speaker 1: should never happen, right, that's the that's the problem that
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: That to me, that that actually would I think that
Speaker 2: actually would like send me spiraling because I really think
Speaker 2: it's like how do you not know?
Speaker 1: Just like how could you be really wipe your ass?
Speaker 3: Like how could you be like I just we're about
Speaker 3: to have sex, you know, whether I have a sexual acts.
Speaker 3: It's even crazy, like so that's the thing, like I
Speaker 3: would I would never happen to me, I wouldn't be
Speaker 3: caught dead. Well actually maybe because that's what happens when
Speaker 3: you die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you die if you have if you have
Speaker 1: the only ship, if you're if ship is available, yeah
Speaker 1: you don't magical ship cause people always like, oh you
Speaker 1: shit your pants. I'm like, if you don't have to ship,
Speaker 1: then you're not gonna ship. Well you want to conjure
Speaker 1: ship out of note I always have to ship.
Speaker 3: Well, then.
Speaker 1: It is crazy to me that like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just like it. It just speaks to a level
Speaker 1: of like you're a fucking animal. You're worse than an animal.
Speaker 2: Like, how do you not care enough about cleanliness to
Speaker 2: make sure that that doesn't happen? Like, I just I
Speaker 2: can't relate to that to the point where that actually
Speaker 2: might be like a genuinely like especially a move like
Speaker 2: I don't know how I don't know how to move
Speaker 2: past that really.
Speaker 1: Modern day, modern day where uh wipes are now in
Speaker 1: everybody's homes and the days are pretty common now too,
Speaker 1: Like there it's it's pretty common that that and if
Speaker 1: there isn't, they're still just wiping thoroughly till there's a
Speaker 1: little blood.
Speaker 2: I get all, Oh my fucking god, alright, let's uh
Speaker 2: what time is it? Ye, it was great, I have
Speaker 2: to whatever. Okay, national Uh, I'll tell you after.
Speaker 3: Lamb coon lamb can in fucking house of course. It
Speaker 3: is fucking dumb bitch.
Speaker 1: Hey, she's Caribbean to it makes even more upset. I
Speaker 1: saw an FT video and he was like, Yo, what's
Speaker 1: up with the like all of these they're they're like
Speaker 1: they're not like just you know, black Americans. They all
Speaker 1: like have an origin of yeah, just like all the
Speaker 1: all the chuck and driving coons and stuff like the
Speaker 1: real like ones that are selling out to like the conservatives,
Speaker 1: and you know that they all have some sort of
Speaker 1: like Caribbean or African, like clear roots and not just
Speaker 1: like you know your you're black American that doesn't know
Speaker 1: where the fuck he's from. Sure, like he was like
Speaker 1: the biggest ones all have some thing, and he's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Like I think he started to theorize.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what the fuck he said, but I
Speaker 1: thought that was interesting because I never thought of.
Speaker 3: That very clear, like I don't know, I'm I'm I
Speaker 3: just in both space aside. Its weird.
Speaker 1: Well, well we'll theorize about it later. Let's let's do
Speaker 1: this last one.
Speaker 2: Unravel the sky rode in.
Speaker 1: He says.
Speaker 2: Uh bars Man, he says, hello, my favorite always Sonny
Speaker 2: cast members. As fans of comedy TV, what I'm about
Speaker 2: to ask maybe considered blasphem but here goes and your opinion,
Speaker 2: is there a comedy scene that you think works better
Speaker 2: when condensed into a single frame? For me, it's the
Speaker 2: what Happened to the Stairs bit from Eda and Eddie.
Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, it's a funny scene, but I
Speaker 2: love the frame where Eddie looks in horror at the
Speaker 2: dirt outline where the stairs he used to be. It's
Speaker 2: how it gets funnier the way I think about it.
Speaker 2: It is a really great image. Bro, it's parents took
Speaker 2: the stairs hard mode. No highly detailed painted frames like
Speaker 2: the ones SpongeBob n Instant. Yeah, like those are pretty
Speaker 2: I mean those are literally frames, even in the context
Speaker 2: of the joke.
Speaker 3: I don't this.
Speaker 1: I got to be real.
Speaker 2: It's difficult for me to think, like, I know that
Speaker 2: there are probably a lot of these where like I
Speaker 2: think it's funnier to see just the frame than it
Speaker 2: is necessarily to see. Yeah, the scene, but nothing, did
Speaker 2: you think of something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one. There's the one where the there is
Speaker 3: the obviously the scene of Goku screaming is all huge.
Speaker 1: That's great, that's.
Speaker 3: A great one. There's the one where Donald's like that
Speaker 3: that's not a comedy it's not a comedy scene. But
Speaker 3: so there's another scene where Donald's like trying to get
Speaker 3: through a fucking small hole and the guys trying to
Speaker 3: shove him through with the fucking like that random thing,
Speaker 3: And it's the idea of somebody putting a fucking giant
Speaker 3: object in the duck's ass while it's trapped in the
Speaker 3: fucking doorway is fucking funny. There's I think there's plenty
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: The one that comes to mind, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's necess the best example, but it came to
Speaker 2: mind for some reason, was like, there's a scene in
Speaker 2: Community in season six with Keith David where he just
Speaker 2: does that, he has like a look where he like
Speaker 2: looks I can't remember, Like one of the new characters
Speaker 2: says something like I think he makes a reference to something,
Speaker 2: and then she goes like, oh, I don't even own
Speaker 2: a TV. And then it just cuts to this like
Speaker 2: weird shot of Keith David where it's like it's like
Speaker 2: panning to the like it's not a dolly, and it's
Speaker 2: like zoomed in on him and he just looks. He
Speaker 2: raises his eyebrow and he looks like so judgmental, and
Speaker 2: just that frame, even just the gift of just like
Speaker 2: you know, just that one second is insanely funny to
Speaker 2: be and it's way funnier without the context because the
Speaker 2: face is just ridiculous in and of Itselfan do you
Speaker 2: know what it is?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that?
Speaker 2: It's maybe if I see it, I'm like, oh, I know,
Speaker 2: it's not that it's not that popular of a clip
Speaker 2: because it's from like probably the least famous season of Community.
Speaker 3: But there's another one that's what it's really funny to me.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's meant to be that funny, but
Speaker 3: it's where Patrick's getting picked up by nothing when he's
Speaker 3: trying to get the Somethings platoon and he's getting wetted
Speaker 3: by the air. I think that scene it's really funny.
Speaker 3: I think all of I think most of them are
Speaker 3: going to be SpongeBob for me, man, I think that.
Speaker 2: Shows pretty it's the best example of like there's another
Speaker 2: of a comedy show with scenes like that in it.
Speaker 2: It's very clippable. Oh you know what the scene of
Speaker 2: him like where he's like he's the hall monitor or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like looking and he's looking for the
Speaker 1: or what was he the was the hall monitor?
Speaker 2: Right where he goes like mad with power and he's
Speaker 2: going through the street and it's and it shows him
Speaker 2: like looking for the guy.
Speaker 1: With him. Are you thinking of that?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, No, it's one where like he's like
Speaker 2: he's he's like mad with power or something and then
Speaker 2: like there's a sign behind him. This says maniac on
Speaker 2: the loose or something, and it's like a drawing of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's he's he's like looking and there's a scene
Speaker 3: like right on the side of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh well SpongeBob right, Yeah, there's another scene I
Speaker 1: I was thinking of when Patrick was out and then
Speaker 1: they were they were trying to ask him if they've
Speaker 1: seen the mediac and then where he's doing the like
Speaker 1: he sees the picture and he's terrified, and then as
Speaker 1: soon as they pull it away, he has the most
Speaker 1: mundane look on his face, like that like horrible, and
Speaker 1: then they're like this guy's so like they look at
Speaker 1: him like when they realize how retarded he is, Like.
Speaker 2: The I found it, the cops look is that. Well,
Speaker 2: the clip is fucking.
Speaker 3: On TV.
Speaker 2: It's such a weird like face is crazy.
Speaker 3: There's another there's there's another Dragon Ball one actually, but
Speaker 3: the episode where like go get to the high Box
Speaker 3: Time Chamber and he's like hanging out with Krillin and
Speaker 3: kril has the rock and he's like he makes that
Speaker 3: fucking a weird face where his eyebrows are circles and
Speaker 3: his eyes get really tidy before he throws the rock at.
Speaker 1: Him when they have that face and that ship. He's
Speaker 1: like so upset every time I see it.
Speaker 3: And then go get hit by the rocket holding his
Speaker 3: head and I'm like, dang, dude, you you blow up
Speaker 3: a planet, but a rock almost gave you a concussion.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's such a wide you remember, I remember that look
Speaker 1: they realized that Patrick's retarded. They're gonna with them, like
Speaker 1: they immediately know what this means.
Speaker 2: They're like, that is a classic. That is such a
Speaker 2: classic image. God bless it.
Speaker 3: Like this dude's retold.
Speaker 1: They're like, because they keep holding up the picture and
Speaker 1: he's screaming, they take it away. He's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm like scene if they're beating them, like there's like
Speaker 2: this was you and then they're just straighting out of
Speaker 2: the fence bus.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. There's a front license plate. Let's
Speaker 1: kind of the home the Homer Ghost to New York.
Speaker 1: It's a Homer versus New York and there's a there's
Speaker 1: a there that image.
Speaker 3: He's next to think like this it's an old Simpsons
Speaker 3: scene where like Sohmer is in front of a crowd.
Speaker 3: He's like standing like really weird, Like it's a very
Speaker 3: strange post.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it is that it is further
Speaker 1: away from the mic. I think I was trying to Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I was trying to more or less show the post.
Speaker 1: Well it's not it's not that. It's Ah, there's a
Speaker 1: there's a montage you know that. You know that, so
Speaker 1: like it's a montage of Homer talking about he hates
Speaker 1: Uh that's crazy but uh the song. Yeah, but Homer
Speaker 1: is like talking about how much he hates New York
Speaker 1: and so he does the flashback of the last time
Speaker 1: he went, and there's there's a there's a moment in
Speaker 1: there that's so funny to me because he's guy's holding
Speaker 1: his camera to take a picture of Homer and then
Speaker 1: he just runs off of the camera. It's in the
Speaker 1: next scene he's uh, he's talking to the cops home.
Speaker 1: We're talking to the cops, and it's the look on
Speaker 1: the cops face because he's so concerned, he so has
Speaker 1: this like and then he just fucking grabs Homer's luggage
Speaker 1: and fox off and it's because it's perfectly in sync
Speaker 1: with the music. It's my It's probably my favorite moment
Speaker 1: of The Simpsons because like, just thinking about your telling
Speaker 1: the company actually looks like genuinely concerned, like, oh, someone
Speaker 1: stole your ship, and he just steals your ship. Then
Speaker 1: he dips in a he dips in this way that
Speaker 1: is so perfect. I have to pull it up so
Speaker 1: you can like, I can't do it, Justine, I will
Speaker 1: say that I don't know, like I do think I
Speaker 1: need uh.
Speaker 2: Audio does a lot of heavy lifting for certain things,
Speaker 2: like in comedy, where like I was watching I was
Speaker 2: watching some older always sunny episodes and I forgot like
Speaker 2: there's so many, like so many good deliveries in that show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like whether they're where they're trapped in the in the
Speaker 2: in the house where they're trying to steal the vase
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that episode?
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: They're trapped in a house because they had like this
Speaker 2: idea after watching Indiana Jones and they have to liberate artifacts,
Speaker 2: and so there's the trapped in this house and they're
Speaker 2: trying to sneak out without being seen, but the people
Speaker 2: are in the front.
Speaker 1: Sorry was that it? Yeah, go ahead, keep on.
Speaker 2: No, And and so like d like hits a nightstand
Speaker 2: and like rattles everything and and what is it? Dennis
Speaker 2: is like you gangly uncoordinated bitch. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: get hogg tight over your.
Speaker 1: Lack of grace.
Speaker 2: And it's just the delivery and the whisper. It is
Speaker 2: perfect delivery. First of all, the line you gangly uncoordinated bitch,
Speaker 2: I can hear it, so can hear his His delivery
Speaker 2: is insane. He's the best delivery ever, Like insane. It's
Speaker 2: insane that he hasn't like like he should have, Like
Speaker 2: I think awards.
Speaker 3: Way too yeah yeah, he's way too talented for that show.
Speaker 2: It's yeah yeah, like he's saying like he's an actual actor.
Speaker 1: Check this out. So the first part of it, like
Speaker 1: I think I know.
Speaker 3: What this is.
Speaker 2: I've seen a weird.
Speaker 1: Look at the cops face like he's so concerned.
Speaker 3: And he just.
Speaker 2: Love I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Like one of the.
Speaker 3: Entertainer Homer, when he had hair, It's like, why the
Speaker 3: fuck is their hair wrong? Like what happened to fucking
Speaker 3: baring By?
Speaker 1: Clearly? Why is it just thesign?
Speaker 3: Also, Homer is really not that old, and it's always
Speaker 3: weird because he's like he's like, she's like your age,
Speaker 3: just like why does he look like that?
Speaker 1: Because he ripped his hair out.
Speaker 2: Well, he's also a chronic drinker.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: He has a beer belly. He drinks beer all the time,
Speaker 2: so like that probably doesn't help. Yeah, he has a
Speaker 2: beer belly and works in a nuclear power player. That
Speaker 2: probably doesn't help either.
Speaker 3: He's just something about that, like he actually is I radiated.
Speaker 3: That's why Maggie's fucked.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think that's like season thirty four something way later,
Speaker 3: like fucking seventeen.
Speaker 2: I love how Lisa and Marge or what is it
Speaker 2: the I like how the main cast or the main
Speaker 2: family is so clearly drawn, and they're so clearly designed
Speaker 2: before they thought that they would have to draw anyone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we're just like like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Bother with hair, right, Like, and then there's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it turns out this is going to become a show.
Speaker 2: We're taking this little we're taking this little bit from
Speaker 2: the Tracy Omen program. We're gonna make it a show now.
Speaker 2: So you got a populated with the characters and they're like,
Speaker 2: I guess they're gonna have hair. Yeah, there's only so
Speaker 2: many shapes really, right, everyone.
Speaker 3: That's not related to Homer has hair, well, everyone everyone
Speaker 3: is not really done as hair.
Speaker 1: If you look at Abe, you know he had yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has a little it's like a pineapple, yeah kind
Speaker 1: of head thing going on.
Speaker 3: And he had hair too, he had he did have hair, right,
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 1: He did when he was young.
Speaker 3: He wants to nom and.
Speaker 1: He went ruin and he got his World War one.
Speaker 1: Actually it might have been. I think no, no, it
Speaker 1: was World War.
Speaker 2: Two because I remember it's a shifting timeline though, isn't
Speaker 2: it it probably because it's probably it was probably one.
Speaker 2: It was it one is crazy.
Speaker 1: He's old as ship though wild.
Speaker 3: It was definitely too, because it's much better definite war
Speaker 3: nazis Civil war VET crazy.
Speaker 1: I remember fighting my brother Holy.
Speaker 3: Ship nineteen twelve.
Speaker 2: I was there in the shifting timeline of the Simpsons, Like,
Speaker 2: what what would he be like? He'd be like, he'd
Speaker 2: be like a Korean War. Maybe that sounds about right.
Speaker 2: It'd be it'd be nom Korean War.
Speaker 3: I would give it.
Speaker 1: You might give the Vietnam maybe not.
Speaker 3: And it started. It could be to right now, it
Speaker 3: could be nom, Yeah, it could.
Speaker 2: I think that's like a fascinating like that's a yeah,
Speaker 2: it's interesting.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 1: That was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I think of it like all the time, like the
Speaker 2: fact that Homer grew up in the nineties and in
Speaker 2: the seventies. Yeah, it's it's a lame in some ways,
Speaker 2: I think of it, really, but it's kind of neat.
Speaker 1: It's neat, but it's also not because this shouldn't exist technically,
Speaker 1: because well.
Speaker 3: It's the thing about Marvel Comics. Obviously, another shifting timeline.
Speaker 2: All the time, we're gonna read the name.
Speaker 3: Let me, let me leave this this piece out. It's
Speaker 3: like the idea of when did when does cat unfreeze himself?
Speaker 3: Because Kap is a staple that he's always been a part.
Speaker 1: Of eighteen sixty and they frozen in America back then, right,
Speaker 1: But the thing is that that's crazy to make him
Speaker 1: to kill slaves. But but it's an slave America.
Speaker 3: Hapta enslaved the Negroes, thereat name, the Great Name. No
Speaker 3: no note wait wait, it's like I didn't when he
Speaker 3: gets the frost because the frosted, right, so you'd assume
Speaker 3: he would get defrosted. Now by modern times, he would
Speaker 3: probably get defrosted after nine to eleven, which is crazy
Speaker 3: to think about. He'd come into the world where meta
Speaker 3: humans and everything happened after so assuming Spider Man, he
Speaker 3: probably would have went He probably would have went over
Speaker 3: there during that period of time.
Speaker 2: He would be eating with something in a line's leg,
Speaker 2: like a chicken way, And.
Speaker 3: Then I think about Spider Man what that means when
Speaker 3: the Spider Man come into being, right, because there's the
Speaker 3: idea of Spider Man back in the sixies where he
Speaker 3: was that kind of kid from the nerd era, But
Speaker 3: if he came into existence in more recent he would
Speaker 3: probably been like maybe thirteen fourteen around like yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1: Doing two thousands.
Speaker 3: Like it's really interesting. It's like that's why he's a
Speaker 3: different character. He's very like because it's lasted so long.
Speaker 3: It creates a lot of really interesting like what kind
Speaker 3: of hack would he be based on the time that
Speaker 3: he would exist? You know, it's cool.
Speaker 2: The thing that's interesting about it to me is that like,
Speaker 2: because he's a nerd.
Speaker 1: Right, I didn't do it. I'm just laughing because I.
Speaker 2: Just thought it was funny to do.
Speaker 3: Because you're a cut that's why.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Who cares? You don't don't the uh what's weird?
Speaker 2: What's interesting to me was like because he's a nerd
Speaker 2: right in the sixties that would have been lame. But
Speaker 2: like being a nerd now is kind of like not
Speaker 2: really a big deal. So like he would still be
Speaker 2: a nerd but get mad. But being a nerd today
Speaker 2: does it mean you're bullied or excommunicated.
Speaker 3: It does, but not to the same degree.
Speaker 2: I don't think so at all.
Speaker 1: I think it's crazy. Yeah, who gets bullied Even when
Speaker 1: we were in school, it wasn't even I think it's
Speaker 1: just gays and trans people.
Speaker 3: Now because I think no, I think I think nerds
Speaker 3: still get bullied, but I think it's not the same way.
Speaker 1: Jocks aren't like they're jocks don't even exist anymore, like
Speaker 1: we're fit enough to be a jock in America, that
Speaker 1: we're all fucking fat.
Speaker 2: In seventh grade, I.
Speaker 1: All play video games now, they all they're all tiktoks.
Speaker 3: I think the I think the rocks and nerds, it
Speaker 3: still exists. It's not as it's not as like it
Speaker 3: barely when I was in school. It's not as archetypal
Speaker 3: as it was.
Speaker 1: They all play video games now.
Speaker 3: Because because my nephew and my nephew and cousins were
Speaker 3: like they were just recently in school, like we no
Speaker 3: bully and that sh It's still fucking very real. But
Speaker 3: it's not the same.
Speaker 1: Obviously by getting bullied.
Speaker 3: I don't know people that are socially socially awkward, people
Speaker 3: in general get bullied more often than not. It is
Speaker 3: the people that are of these these like obviously.
Speaker 1: You people are becoming conservative and they're bullying people who
Speaker 1: are even perceived as trans.
Speaker 3: So even women, women with nice jaws are getting But
Speaker 3: think of it like that, But things like that, there
Speaker 3: are still people that are a little awkward, people that
Speaker 3: are a little more socially awkward.
Speaker 1: They're just they're mining their own business. Then they just
Speaker 1: happen to look a certain way.
Speaker 3: Because I think our era is the era of people
Speaker 3: that was pretty much everyone was a nerd already, but
Speaker 3: people didn't really admit it. So it's kind of like, oh,
Speaker 3: if I talked to this guy that is air quotes
Speaker 3: like the cool kid, we would have a lot in
Speaker 3: common more often.
Speaker 1: Than I don't know what books were cool in the nineties,
Speaker 1: like spawn was fucking bumping, Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, nerds. It was more on like people, more
Speaker 3: people were people were nerds. There were some sports open
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: There was still a little bit when I grew up,
Speaker 1: there was still a little bit of sports people that
Speaker 1: would stay away from just say, like the punks and
Speaker 1: anything that was like too alternative. But that was about it.
Speaker 1: That it wasn't like but like I would go because me,
Speaker 1: I would be dressed up in like a lot of
Speaker 1: black oud wear, some dickies or some jeans or whatever,
Speaker 1: and had a lot of band ties. You have your
Speaker 1: people hanging out absolutely stop at that time. Well I
Speaker 1: mean but still until you said that, yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, I would jack off on them.
Speaker 3: Because I know a lot of kids that were like
Speaker 3: the air quotes to jocks. I played basketball and football
Speaker 3: with them, and they were nerds. They watched in Uto,
Speaker 3: they played fucking video games on Pokemon.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what we're saying.
Speaker 3: But there were still kids that were socially awkward. I
Speaker 3: wasn't not being a nerd though, that's just being is
Speaker 3: socially inept. I think that's kind of what they were
Speaker 3: artist some that's just yeah.
Speaker 2: But you can be both of those things, but they're
Speaker 2: not inherently true.
Speaker 3: Like there's a lot of very very socially the nerds
Speaker 3: under geeks, like geeks still get bullied.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: And geeks are actually No, geeks were the nerds and
Speaker 1: the ones that get bullied.
Speaker 3: Are you sure geeks were the smart kids, right? Nerds
Speaker 3: a ton of the ones that like stuff like like
Speaker 3: precior things.
Speaker 1: No, did you ever watch Freaks, Freaks and Geeks.
Speaker 3: Enough to remember it?
Speaker 1: Okay, what doesn't matter. I'm just saying geeks not like say,
Speaker 1: a lot of people want a differentiate and be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm a geek means I'm just into like fucking geeks. Yah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, James Franco eats a midget hole in that.
Speaker 1: Yeats were into like the Avy Club, so a lot
Speaker 1: of playing chest.
Speaker 3: The geeks were more people. Nerds were the ones that
Speaker 3: still still I'm pretty sure do get bullied. Nerdy kids,
Speaker 3: I'm sure they still get bullied the same way they did.
Speaker 3: Is that it's it's the the lines that blur. The
Speaker 3: things are a little different, but they.
Speaker 2: If but if the people bullying them are also nerdy, that.
Speaker 3: Doesn't make that doesn't It could be a nerd and
Speaker 3: not like but then it's clearly not the defining factor,
Speaker 3: is what I'm saying. Well, it's it's still the appearance
Speaker 3: they give off. It's still there.
Speaker 2: What is the nerd appearance now versus like in the fifties,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Probably someone that's like very animated, up fucking like talks
Speaker 3: like dot byos and shit like that.
Speaker 1: That's probably what it aistics.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe.
Speaker 1: Autistic people, this artistic trans people, just people just like
Speaker 1: I said, a woman with a strong jaw or a
Speaker 1: girl the strong jaw. I think the most bullying is
Speaker 1: definitely young conservative kids bullying people were perceived as a liar.
Speaker 1: I think that's like probably the most of it because
Speaker 1: they were there. I don't know, like that's always existed,
Speaker 1: but I feel like it's been that's it's been magnified.
Speaker 1: The main focus because like they said, the nerd ship
Speaker 1: is it's no one who's No one wears a sweater
Speaker 1: vest anymore. I don't think that big that they're broken
Speaker 1: and it has the tape that doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Also, don't think you have people getting their heads thrown
Speaker 2: in in the toilet bowl because they like Spider Man
Speaker 2: or something, you know what I mean, Like, that's.
Speaker 3: That's not D and D would we didn't we didn't
Speaker 3: have a NERD didn't basement, No They didn't exactly have
Speaker 3: that in my school at least, we didn't have that.
Speaker 1: Even clothes.
Speaker 3: We had bullying, but it wasn't like the same way,
Speaker 3: and it was like it was just it was kind
Speaker 3: of just different. It was kind of just like constantly
Speaker 3: being put down more than it was like physical abuse,
Speaker 3: because in the hood, if it was if you you
Speaker 3: physically abuse somebody, I remember being shot and no one
Speaker 3: really wanted the risk that.
Speaker 2: I remember being bullied for my height and nothing else.
Speaker 2: If I brought in like Pokemon Yellow to play, like
Speaker 2: during recess or something when I was no one was
Speaker 2: like when I was playing Pokemon, everybody liked po Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's when the paradigm was shifting. But I
Speaker 2: think when I we lived in the Bronx and got bullied.
Speaker 3: For being too nice when I was younger, for sure,
Speaker 3: that's nice killed inner city stuff, that's just happens were
Speaker 3: up inner city.
Speaker 2: Even nice, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: I wasn't. I was nice.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was idea was they trying to be coolset
Speaker 3: people just mean. I remember that people being like really
Speaker 3: just mean because I was like not nicer. I like,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna not on you. I don't remember que
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Speaker 3: I don't know that that language.
Speaker 1: It's Scottish, yes, Scolish sky. But is it actually called Scottish? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I mean it's called English.
Speaker 3: But Scottish English have their own like actual language, like
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Speaker 1: Technically they have Gaelic.
Speaker 3: Because I thought Gaelic was like for the most part,
Speaker 3: I madeup language. I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Every language is made up. What are you saying?
Speaker 3: Engage anymore? Forget it. I don't know what you mean.
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Speaker 1: it is a fictional leguage like Gaelic was a fictional language.
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Speaker 3: they're not around.
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Speaker 3: Did you guys see that they they're doing a Marvel
Speaker 3: zombie show.
Speaker 1: I think it's from Cometown to Actually maybe I think.
Speaker 3: That's from a Marvel Zombie show. Finally, but the thing
Speaker 3: is that the Blade was supposed to come out so
Speaker 3: long ago. That the Marvel the freaking what you call it,
Speaker 3: the Zombie Show has Maharshalla ali at his blade in it,
Speaker 3: but they never made the movie, so they're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, they're just they're skipping the movie and just
Speaker 1: going forward.
Speaker 2: I think I think they're gonna Marvel is a mass man.
Speaker 3: Dude. All of the ship that came out involving Marvel
Speaker 3: lately has been obsurd. What do you mean, like the guy,
Speaker 3: the guy from X ninety seven started revealing a bunch
Speaker 3: of bullshit. How like they're not they they're not reading
Speaker 3: any of the source of material. Kevin Figy is not
Speaker 3: helping anyone at all the animated side of things, And
Speaker 3: it's like, what is going on over there?
Speaker 1: That's not surprising to me. It's not They've been doing
Speaker 1: that for a while. Honestly. Do you guys see Thunderbolts? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. I saw, Oh I saw most of it.
Speaker 1: I have like forty minutes left.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: It was okay. But like again, I I it's they
Speaker 1: they got us. They gotta take a fucking break, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Jesus, because I'm like, bro, this is not silver screen,
Speaker 1: this is not this is not this is not movie worthy.
Speaker 3: This is not it. I think it's fine. I think
Speaker 3: it's the idea is that, like you gotta just you
Speaker 3: gotta just learn when to stop for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Either they could have been a show.
Speaker 1: But they're not Disney plus or don't because like bro,
Speaker 1: it was no.
Speaker 3: Everyone was too ground it. It was like I liked
Speaker 3: it because I like the fact that it was the
Speaker 3: more grounded characters. But it's like nine niggas that punch and.
Speaker 1: You gotta watch too much ship to Like, oh, did
Speaker 1: you watch fucking Falcon in the Winter Soldier?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you watch the Second Wasp thing?
Speaker 2: You watch Widow?
Speaker 1: This is for black Widow. Basically you need to watch
Speaker 1: all those And I'm like, I watched none of those.
Speaker 1: I think I watched a recap. There's a recap guy
Speaker 1: that does like two three minute recaps or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a big Problemise like it's it's just reboot the universe.
Speaker 1: Comics do that all the time.
Speaker 2: Just do it.
Speaker 3: I don't even think we boot the universe. I think
Speaker 3: he just take a long break, just take a take
Speaker 3: like a well I guess, yeah, I take the break
Speaker 3: into the reboot of the universe. Yeah, take the break in.
Speaker 2: The way I look at is like, you have Spider Man, now,
Speaker 2: you have the X Men, you have everything that you need.
Speaker 2: Now why not jump start again just like they're doing comics,
Speaker 2: except now you actually can start it from a place
Speaker 2: where you have actually everything even started properly, and.
Speaker 3: Marvel doesn't really restart. But I think it'd be fine.
Speaker 3: I think it'd be fine.
Speaker 1: Get your new Wolverine Spider Man like that would.
Speaker 3: I think it'd be a way to go to Holland Now.
Speaker 3: I think I think he's like he's I think he's
Speaker 3: a decent place for him.
Speaker 2: He had three movies already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's like, he has one more and
Speaker 1: I might get him out of here after that.
Speaker 3: I don't I think he has more than one more.
Speaker 2: Oh God, give me till till you're ninety. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's gonna be McKellen like they got they got fucking
Speaker 2: you know all these old people Alan Cummings like Nightcrawler,
Speaker 2: and he's clearly not like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Man, They're gonna Wolm to fall again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's Spider Brat movie.
Speaker 3: It's again. I'm still here.
Speaker 2: I was old in the first place, so I love
Speaker 2: that scene. It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 2: be like that scene.
Speaker 1: What does he do with that?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be that scene. It's gonna be like that
Speaker 2: scene in The Irishman where like, uh, they're gonna d
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Speaker 2: be like that scene in The Irishman where like Roberts
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Speaker 2: to just stay rigid so he doesn't topple.
Speaker 1: Over and fall into ash. Yeah, that clip is crazy.
Speaker 2: Everybody watched that scene from The Irishman. It is crazy.
Speaker 2: They de aged. They de aged everyone, everybody but Robert
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Speaker 2: like when they're moving, man, like when they're doing shit
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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I think I don't know. I
Speaker 3: love Marvel comics, and I think the problem is that
Speaker 3: it's really for the masses. I think it's not for
Speaker 3: the masses, and I think they have to stop making
Speaker 3: it for the masses, and I think that needs to
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Speaker 3: make it for people that will like it. Don't aim
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Speaker 3: I feel like when I was younger, they said they
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Speaker 2: I love that idea of having it like technically we're
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Speaker 1: The king of really hap Hazard? We sent a studio
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Speaker 2: No answers.
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Speaker 1: As what's going on here? I'm sitting here with Chris Hansen.
Speaker 3: Why why they're questioning each other.
Speaker 1: It seems like you what is it?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 1: Well, Tucker, it seems like they kind of sound the same. Actually,
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Speaker 1: to meet a fourteen year old girl.
Speaker 2: Wow. I really could have sworn she was younger. I
Speaker 2: had no idea if somebody had told me she was
Speaker 2: that old, I would have passed. Alright, Bye, guys, let's
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here, Bye, bye bye.
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson loves you, and he does