Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snarts Egg. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: lady's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Man,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sweeney.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some ex shiit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, it's
Speaker 1: him Sweeney, it's him Derek. I think we'll see you
Speaker 1: next time. That was a good one. Yeah. Now all
Speaker 1: now only the real only the real fans are staying
Speaker 1: for this, right. It's a nice little surprise. I know,
Speaker 1: you guys can see the runtime of the video and
Speaker 1: it's clearly not it's clearly not over in ten seconds.
Speaker 3: But you can fake some people some audio listeners that
Speaker 3: that auto played on, so like the intro goes and
Speaker 3: then you do that and they're like, well that's it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill myself, throw myself in front of a
Speaker 3: train and become a fucking lampshape for somebody when they
Speaker 3: pick up my parts.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, some fucking asshole with the you know, the.
Speaker 3: Little dust hand and he's sweeping up remains before the
Speaker 3: cops can get to it, like hey, get out of here,
Speaker 3: and he's just running away.
Speaker 4: He's running on the train tracks. That's how bold he
Speaker 4: is on the train tracks. Put a backpack full of
Speaker 4: people parts.
Speaker 3: Man, Now that I'm taking the train like a couple
Speaker 3: of times a week, I really hope I don't run
Speaker 3: into some you know, somebody just decides to end it.
Speaker 3: Especially there's so many people at union stations crazy, So
Speaker 3: i just feel like one day, I'm like, there's too
Speaker 3: many people here, man, there's too many.
Speaker 1: There's too many.
Speaker 3: It's too easy for something bad to happen, right, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just hope I'm not there featuring.
Speaker 4: Into the glorifho. You're a little bit of a glorpho big,
Speaker 4: aren't you? You're a fait of being on people.
Speaker 3: No, I'm afraid of I don't like witnessing like accidents,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. And I'm like, I it's
Speaker 3: it's such a high probability because of how many people
Speaker 3: that are concentrated, and people suck here so bad that
Speaker 3: I'm like, it just seems like a disaster.
Speaker 1: Like it seems like like a powder can kind of
Speaker 1: what did you say the fair was? What was the
Speaker 1: fear that you said?
Speaker 5: A glor glorophobia that's fear of like being around people.
Speaker 1: A glorophobia. Yeah, yes, yeah, I'm okay with correct people.
Speaker 1: It's called I think it's a glorophobia, A glorph A glora,
Speaker 1: a gloria.
Speaker 5: I guess you got in there, yeah, glorphobia.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I know, I've know, I've heard that before.
Speaker 5: It's fear of being in like crowds or like around people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't. I don't nothing like that at all.
Speaker 3: I just I'm more aware of how gross people are.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that's unfortunate.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm afraid of a crowd under the circumstances that
Speaker 1: I understand that they're hostile towards me. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's like a phobia or are.
Speaker 5: They a lot of people being hostile to you.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of a crowd, wow, people potentially with weapons.
Speaker 1: That's my fear.
Speaker 5: Ants, as you know, everything including like ants have that fear.
Speaker 5: So it's not a it's.
Speaker 1: Said that video of the the ant getting pulled apart
Speaker 1: by other ants, that's crazy. It surprised me, like, what
Speaker 1: is what is that? Speaking of the real video, by
Speaker 1: the way, it was an AI or nothing.
Speaker 3: I have an ant story that this is so I've
Speaker 3: been alive for thirty seven years. No, I'm actually not
Speaker 3: that happy about that.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, when I hit one, I went to you.
Speaker 1: When I'm that age, I'm done about the fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're almost there. I uh so I went to
Speaker 3: the Not a big deal. I just want to make
Speaker 3: sure my my tickers all good. I went to the
Speaker 3: merchery room yesterday and I was there for five to
Speaker 3: like one.
Speaker 1: I was there for way too long, five to one. Am.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, damn, yeah it was It was just a
Speaker 3: bad that just died.
Speaker 5: You could have just died.
Speaker 1: Point.
Speaker 3: I was like, I I'm sure, I'm fine. It was
Speaker 3: just more of a just double checking some stuff, you know,
Speaker 3: like especially when it comes to like my cholesterol. I
Speaker 3: just want to make sure I didn't have some major
Speaker 3: blockage or something. Anyway where I parked my car. I
Speaker 3: guess there's there's these small ants that I've never really seen.
Speaker 1: This type before.
Speaker 3: I guess they try to start colonies and cars.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: I've never looked this up, but this is what happened
Speaker 3: to my car. So within that span of me being there,
Speaker 3: like there was I had like an energy drink or something.
Speaker 3: In the back of my seat or whatever in the
Speaker 3: holder and they were going to town on it. I
Speaker 3: only found out because I need to charge my electric scooter.
Speaker 3: So I was taken out of the back seat and
Speaker 3: there's a bunch of ants in there. And there weren't
Speaker 3: there fucking you know, at the beginning, because I went
Speaker 3: in the back seat before, so they were there between
Speaker 3: the time I was just at the er. They got
Speaker 3: in there and there was a shitload of them. So
Speaker 3: I sprayed like I just had a disinfectant or whatever,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is fucking bullshit. And when
Speaker 3: I came this morning, they were on the outside of
Speaker 3: my car like trying to like the last ones were
Speaker 3: trying to be like what the fuck do we do?
Speaker 3: And so I sprayed again and I think I saw
Speaker 3: like I don't know if this was the Queen, but
Speaker 3: it was a big fat fucking ant that I'm like,
Speaker 3: did they try to move into my car?
Speaker 1: Probably? I mean, like, it's a smart idea. It's a
Speaker 1: mobile titanium base of operations. If I was a military
Speaker 1: force not onlike ants, yeah, I would, I would look
Speaker 1: at a car and be like it's pretty good. I've
Speaker 1: never military force. I mean they're literally I mean they
Speaker 1: they I would military, well, they do have army ants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's little that's kind of like the naming terminology that
Speaker 1: face the naming. The naming terminology for them is like like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, they seem like a pretty organized hive.
Speaker 5: I would see.
Speaker 1: I guess bees are more like a like an army
Speaker 1: because they have drones. I would say, oh they both.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I would say I.
Speaker 3: Was very similar. And as far as the organization what
Speaker 3: they like like.
Speaker 1: That like makes you wonder, I feel like bug, do
Speaker 1: that are they related? I mean, they wouldn't put it
Speaker 1: past like oh the distant species or something. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, it looks and it looks more like a
Speaker 1: bee than I look like Kingston and we're the same species.
Speaker 1: That is very good point. I mean, yeah, that is
Speaker 1: very good point. Maybe I actually think isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1: How that teeters on? Like I don't think so actually
Speaker 1: would I don't know, man, it's actually kind of interesting.
Speaker 4: The things that humans haven't common opposed to ants and bees.
Speaker 4: Humans have more common in antony.
Speaker 1: No, no, I.
Speaker 3: Mean you and you and I talking about like kind
Speaker 3: of like a parents, especially because so you know, smaller guy,
Speaker 3: giant guy, lighter guy, blackened guy.
Speaker 5: Black black, and it's just daring.
Speaker 3: It is interesting that like we are the same species
Speaker 3: and we can inter well you guys can't interbreed. But
Speaker 3: you know right well it's because of the female version
Speaker 3: of you would be able to have a baby. I
Speaker 3: don't want to talk about that, but like, sure would
Speaker 3: you would you would you get it if if if
Speaker 3: it worked, if we can put a working uterus, and
Speaker 3: you would you do it?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not fucking a dude unless I need to.
Speaker 1: You need to. That's so you're just say my chance
Speaker 1: you need to. There's only the last the last few
Speaker 1: people on Earth is a dude, you and a scientist
Speaker 1: that has a working uterus? Would you agree to take
Speaker 1: if you had to? You had no choice, you had
Speaker 1: to say yes. What you say?
Speaker 4: If I if I knew that humanity relied on me, yeah,
Speaker 4: I would be happily kill myself.
Speaker 1: A grin on my face, like buy humanity.
Speaker 5: Know when i'd had but a spike that.
Speaker 3: People have to stop. You're like, no, you're gonna kill
Speaker 3: off the human race. I guess it wouldn't gonna kill
Speaker 3: what they do.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's only the scientist and you and one of you,
Speaker 1: one of you have to have the uterus, like I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, and so what about like
Speaker 1: him put in the uterus and you fucking him? So
Speaker 1: I think, because now he's technically a woman, because it's us, I.
Speaker 4: Would still say no, thank you, I don't want to
Speaker 4: fuck you.
Speaker 1: To save the human race.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do I think I would do to save
Speaker 1: the human race either onnest maybe my family, if.
Speaker 5: It's just that's part of human race.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, but you mist understand these are
Speaker 1: people that care about versus like everybody else. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many pedophiles I'm saving, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: How many pedophiles not pedophiles? Okay, so okay, so new scenario.
Speaker 5: How many children are you saying? Like, more children?
Speaker 1: You're the last ones on more children than pedophiles. Assume
Speaker 1: I would hope to soume. But well, yeah, God God
Speaker 1: help us.
Speaker 5: Human numbers were like way close.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to know the real numbers. Dude.
Speaker 3: I've been watching way too much true crime. It's starting
Speaker 3: to affect my brain. But like they caught one thirty
Speaker 3: years later, but only because dude, they should have caught
Speaker 3: him immediately. But like the Minnesota police in that area
Speaker 3: where it's comically stupid, it's it's it's like, it doesn't
Speaker 3: seem you make a movie out of this, See how
Speaker 3: people that trope you make a movie of this.
Speaker 5: People wouldn't believe it's that type.
Speaker 1: It seems unbelievable. Nobody, nobody would buy it. Nobody would
Speaker 1: buy it.
Speaker 5: He'd be like, this is too stupid. Nobody.
Speaker 1: It was like the Uvaldi thing. It was pretty much
Speaker 1: on that level. That's why anytime I see that has
Speaker 1: honestly lightened up a lot of my critiques of certain
Speaker 1: movies for me, because like whenever I thought like nobody
Speaker 1: that would nobody would believe that. Now, like living in
Speaker 1: the now, I'm kind of like, no COVID.
Speaker 5: World, I don't have faith in people anymore.
Speaker 4: Like actually, I'm like, oh yeah, we would just we
Speaker 4: would run into these problems.
Speaker 5: People were that stupid.
Speaker 1: That was pretty Yeah, there was.
Speaker 4: If there was a like if there was showed up
Speaker 4: a zombie virus that we knew was a zombie virus,
Speaker 4: we could prove it was a zombie virus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, people would be like, it's not that big
Speaker 5: of a deal, and I'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah. There would be grifters convincing people, be people
Speaker 1: about worshiping them to like we're going to die, dude,
Speaker 1: like your money is worthless. Could you please help us?
Speaker 1: Please this time.
Speaker 4: The zombies they can't go back. You can go back
Speaker 4: to grifting. Yeah, the zombies can't get in your house.
Speaker 4: Don't go outside, they can't get I'm going Outma, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go outside.
Speaker 3: Don't let them take your freedom away from you, just
Speaker 3: like sinners, and I would Like everybody was like the
Speaker 3: Asian lady wouldn't have fucking done that.
Speaker 5: It's like, yes, the funk she would.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thing the way her character was paying the
Speaker 4: whole time, people getting ready to hear something like that,
Speaker 4: you got you gotta kill him.
Speaker 5: I'm primed.
Speaker 3: I'm at that point. If I saw some scenario like that,
Speaker 3: I'm immediately dealing with that.
Speaker 1: I would kill her because I'm like, I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: died that. I would probably kill you.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: No, everybody there to be like, why did you just
Speaker 1: snap on that innocent lady? Yeah, just be Unfortunately you're
Speaker 1: big and scared I gotta I got well. No, at
Speaker 1: that time, I think neither of us would do fair farewell.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I think people would be more you're
Speaker 1: the you're, you'res cousin, You're Irish Man's gon No, I'm
Speaker 1: from below there, I'm from below there.
Speaker 3: I don't have it. I did see that, but I
Speaker 3: think it's I think a long time ago. It happened,
Speaker 3: and and uh the result was nothing in translated.
Speaker 1: Our screen, our monitor screen that lets me see what
Speaker 1: cameras were switching to flashed. Yeah, I'm gonna stand up
Speaker 1: real quick, just to make sure, just make sure everything's recording. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm paranoid. I'm paranoid about that ship now.
Speaker 3: To be fair, every once in a while, they the
Speaker 3: files do have a little hiccup and it's just either
Speaker 3: safe for the video. Sometimes it's the last five minutes
Speaker 3: of the video that it's in a separate file and
Speaker 3: then the audio. Sometimes the last similar almost like there's
Speaker 3: a little power surge or something, but there's no interruption.
Speaker 1: It's just cut a little bit.
Speaker 5: It's weird.
Speaker 1: It is weird.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell that is, but it
Speaker 3: has an effect of the audio or video because I
Speaker 3: just stitch it together and it's fine.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna keep going as if noting happened exactly. Uh,
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Speaker 1: dot shop for merch Remember to say that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: important for some reason. I was always against that for
Speaker 1: like the longest time, because I'm like, people, what do
Speaker 1: people need to be told this? Yes, but apparently it works. Yes,
Speaker 1: it clearly it works, so we're gonna keep doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a there's also a way.
Speaker 3: I've noticed some pretty good tactics on how people can
Speaker 3: It's almost like a camaraderie thing, like hey, you know,
Speaker 3: helping help help a brother out. Yeah, people are out yeah,
Speaker 3: like fuck yeah. Otherwise, if you don't say shit, sometimes
Speaker 3: people are just like.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't come into their psyche. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I totally get it because I sometimes it works on
Speaker 3: me too, like that certain people that say like likes
Speaker 3: and subs in a certain way, a certain way they
Speaker 3: say it that kind of makes me like Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 4: That the foreign man for the foreignland. For a while,
Speaker 4: I just didn't think about it, and he was like,
Speaker 4: make sure you like subscribing. I was like, oh, should've
Speaker 4: been watching your videos for a month's old. We've been
Speaker 4: a little pop.
Speaker 1: We've been trained out of that by like algorithm stuff
Speaker 1: like you're gonna see something you like, you don't have
Speaker 1: to click follow or nothing. Yeah, we're just gonna show
Speaker 1: you ship because algorithmically we understand you and that we've
Speaker 1: been trained out of it. So now we just like
Speaker 1: don't like or subscriber to do anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Really, it's it's uh like that Elephant Graveyard guy. Those
Speaker 1: videos explode and I look at his sub kind of like,
Speaker 1: how is that possible?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 1: It's something criminally low. Yeah, he's got like a form
Speaker 1: that that one of the one of the earlier videos
Speaker 1: that he had had like four more million, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he must have like he must have at least like
Speaker 1: seven hundred thousand subscribers that would be my and it's
Speaker 1: not even close ye, And I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, brother, how that's just the yeah, the new wage.
Speaker 1: The fact that he doesn't have that is insane because
Speaker 1: those videos are great. Uh, They're so.
Speaker 3: Well received that no matter what, they will pop up
Speaker 3: in your homepage.
Speaker 1: When he releases it. It's crazy, so you have no
Speaker 1: reason to subscribe. That's how Mark Maron talking about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah he did, he did.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, I have seen. I saw a handful
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 3: There's a video that I actually want to it's ten
Speaker 3: minutes by too lazy to try. I want to react
Speaker 3: to him because it's Some people are speculating that Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan may have is aware.
Speaker 1: Of this guy and has seen some of his ship
Speaker 1: Elvin Graver.
Speaker 5: Yeah he must, and yeah I must.
Speaker 1: He might not have watched it, but he's aware.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe he watched like two minutes of
Speaker 3: it and then got like chicken scared, Like he like
Speaker 3: started getting anxiety like I can't take.
Speaker 4: This the screen and walked away, ye spitting back, destroyed
Speaker 4: his stuff.
Speaker 5: Jamie clean us up, Jamie, clean us up. Jimmy right now, Jamie.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jamie was like, did you you didn't see?
Speaker 1: You didn't see this is the end? Right? You didn't
Speaker 1: see that? That is you know?
Speaker 3: We were talking about it with Sarah. Yeah, although they're
Speaker 3: playing themselves.
Speaker 1: You didn't see it. No, but I'm okay, well you can.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not about it was just there's a part
Speaker 3: where Channing Tatum makes a cameo. He's fucking in like
Speaker 3: a gimp like mask or whatever, and I think he's
Speaker 3: like in like underwear. Maybe he's like basically naked. He's
Speaker 3: on like a chain, and I think Danny McBride has him.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he talks about like busted. It's it's funny. My
Speaker 3: point is that I feel like that's Jamie. Like I
Speaker 3: picture Jamie being in a gimp costume or like maybe
Speaker 3: more like Zed and fucking uh.
Speaker 1: While he's producing, he's producing it. He's fucking all. Has
Speaker 1: he ever? He's like the guy he's like Justin Long
Speaker 1: and Dusk. Have you seen what is? That? Really threw
Speaker 1: me off? That noisy babe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't mean Zed whoever? The gimp is that?
Speaker 1: You mean? Yeah? God, that's hysterical. Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: Tusk a.
Speaker 5: Long time ago?
Speaker 1: I couldn't watch it. I love Justin Long.
Speaker 3: I actually like just Barbarian, Yeah, I just I really
Speaker 3: like Kevin Smith too, But.
Speaker 1: Man, Tusk is weird. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was an interesting premise. Did
Speaker 4: Kevin Smith make Marats and stuff.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay he made he made passionately
Speaker 1: Christ Well, the variant of it, I don't have.
Speaker 5: I don't have a huge dogma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have.
Speaker 5: Like I think he's like fine, I remember he did
Speaker 5: you make Where My Car? Was that him?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 1: That was was that? Somebody knows? I was not even anybody.
Speaker 1: I think that movie just exists.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were in it though, No, that's what you know,
Speaker 4: Jay and Silent Bob were in My Car.
Speaker 5: If they were, I have no idea.
Speaker 8: No, Jane and Simon Bob aren't even Jane Simon Bob
Speaker 8: or characters that he made in a Clerks. They're in Morott,
Speaker 8: their own movie, Jane Saw and Bob strike Back. And
Speaker 8: some people get confused because the strike Back, thinking that
Speaker 8: it's a sequel, but it's it's not.
Speaker 3: It's just its own movie from Clerk. So they're from Clerks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's where they first made the Yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought they were in Freaking What My Car? I
Speaker 4: think there might be one of them, one of them,
Speaker 4: one of them might have been in the movie, but
Speaker 4: probably not both of them because I could have swear.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing I can't help you.
Speaker 3: You'd have to verify because I I to be fair
Speaker 3: or not fair. I just I've never finished dude, where's
Speaker 3: my car? Because that she looks stupid as fuck.
Speaker 5: I mean that was it was just that kind of
Speaker 5: movie at the time. It's worse.
Speaker 3: It's it's worse than like A like say, you know,
Speaker 3: like there's there's like dumb and Dumber. There was like
Speaker 3: a I guess I would have cane it some more
Speaker 3: like American Pie, and American Pie was at least good
Speaker 3: because I had some tits in it, but like it
Speaker 3: wasn't I don't really remember laughing like, oh, American Pie
Speaker 3: is so funny.
Speaker 1: I remember probably was the foreign exchange student A. Shanon
Speaker 1: Elizabeth was like fire, it's on my movie good movies
Speaker 1: movie with Scott bay I was like, holy crad, I
Speaker 1: think it's there's a movie that's Scott Bayle movie where
Speaker 1: like it ends with just straight up uh CP.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's an interesting he I just know him
Speaker 3: from like interesting.
Speaker 1: Interesting piece of film history there with that one, like
Speaker 1: what do you like? Like I don't understant remember what
Speaker 1: the premise was. I think he becomes like a genie
Speaker 1: or something, or he gets magic powers, like I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck. But he's like a high school kid.
Speaker 1: And at the end, it's like a prom in high
Speaker 1: school and he just rips all the women's clothes off
Speaker 1: and there's like actually, like it's just straight up nudity. Wait,
Speaker 1: like a high school pro.
Speaker 3: Is he he's like an older person?
Speaker 1: No, he's like is he a kid? He's a kid?
Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, Oh, it's just weird though, Like that
Speaker 1: move that movie existing is very strange. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't remember what the hell it was called.
Speaker 3: It would be weird if they were actually kids. But
Speaker 3: that's kind of the whole thing.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's still it's still a bit strange.
Speaker 5: Well I mean, but it's like, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if they weren't not Oh, you think they
Speaker 3: were actually children casted and they like, No, I think
Speaker 3: year olds that are playing high schoolers like.
Speaker 5: You assumed, But it's very likely could have not been.
Speaker 3: That's what I've every rom com from the eighties to
Speaker 3: now would be a problematic if they were kids.
Speaker 4: The fucking eighties movies or people are drilling holes through
Speaker 4: fucking girl bathroomkies and pay is crazy, wasn't That's just crazy?
Speaker 4: That scene that's all the movie for the first time
Speaker 4: at like maybe twelve thirty at night on like cable
Speaker 4: for some reason, and that after that scene, I was like,
Speaker 4: I really.
Speaker 5: Don't know if this is okay. I was like twelve yeah,
Speaker 5: and I was like, is that okay?
Speaker 1: He's reading poetry that background. I have it as our
Speaker 1: timer so that when Doctor Octavin starts fighting it's time
Speaker 1: to wrap it up. Yeah. That's the only way that
Speaker 1: I know how to time things. Is how many Spider
Speaker 1: Man two's has it been? How many Spider Man t
Speaker 1: that's funny man? He ruined his ship man? Anyway?
Speaker 3: We would you put bites in with your colors?
Speaker 1: I know he's a fucking for a genius. He's a
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. The what do you think? Uh? Did anything
Speaker 1: happen this week? I feel like nothing, really, I think
Speaker 1: what big thing happened? What happened? Uh?
Speaker 3: You didn't hear about Uh?
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything. I've been wearing earmups. This entirely good.
Speaker 3: You didn't hear about pedal underscore troll.
Speaker 1: What what is that?
Speaker 3: That's awesome. I love that you don't know about this.
Speaker 3: I genuinely I love that both of you don't know
Speaker 3: about this. Pedal underscore troll?
Speaker 1: What is that? Is a user name by it was
Speaker 1: okay since Ethan Klein has been beefing with.
Speaker 3: Destiny and Destiny's orbiters and his sick of fans are insane, right,
Speaker 3: and they dug up I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: It sounds fake.
Speaker 3: They dug up a an account, a Reddit and a
Speaker 3: and a Twitter account with the user name pedal Underscore
Speaker 3: troll that belonged to Ethan that he created in twenty ten.
Speaker 3: And what he would do on those, especially on Reddit,
Speaker 3: is a bunch of screenshots. He would pretend to be
Speaker 3: a pedophile trolling. He would do some Zionis talking points.
Speaker 3: He would say a bunch of horrible, racist, fucked up
Speaker 3: sex whatever, need you name it, pedophilix stuff, you name it.
Speaker 3: And sometimes he would promote his channel and it would
Speaker 3: barely have any subs, so like I think the eighty
Speaker 3: three channel, he would use it. He would also I
Speaker 3: think he was on like the Destiny a subred and
Speaker 3: would contribute there every once in a while and he
Speaker 3: actually came out and owned it, but saying like I
Speaker 3: have nothing to apologize for, and then he tried to
Speaker 3: be like, this is not even nearly as bad as
Speaker 3: Destiny actually owning CP, and I'm like sure, I'm like, well, yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you I'm I'm I'm actually because like
Speaker 3: when you say Destiny's owning CP, as far as I know,
Speaker 3: Destiny had that the pictures of a seventeen year old
Speaker 3: that he was gonna blackmail some other guy with and
Speaker 3: and something some crazy dumb idiotics.
Speaker 1: People are crazy, they suck.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, here's the thing that you want
Speaker 3: your guess and why I want you to think in
Speaker 3: a vacuum though, Like I'm like, okay, what is actually
Speaker 3: worse because it when you use the word CP, your
Speaker 3: mind imentally goes to a prepubescent child, sure, and not
Speaker 3: some dumb fucking broad and twelve months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure most I'm sure probably most material that
Speaker 1: would be glad if I don't know that it's probably like.
Speaker 3: So when I'm thinking about this, when I'm thinking about it,
Speaker 3: just in that direct comparison, because you know, for the
Speaker 3: for the dummies, I hate that I have to say this,
Speaker 3: but it's like, I'm not excusing what's on Destiny's fun.
Speaker 3: I think he's a complete fucking retard. Sure, but when
Speaker 3: he said that, I was like, I actually think even
Speaker 3: pretending to be a pedophile is worse.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's actually way worse Destiny.
Speaker 5: I think that's where he's.
Speaker 1: Fucking Like, No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I just like, like again when I say, I.
Speaker 1: Know what you're saying, because it's it's weird for somebody
Speaker 1: to even want to do that.
Speaker 3: It's weird, but also just because there's people that a
Speaker 3: agree with his takes and like oh another one of
Speaker 3: my homies. Yeah, and controlling or not it it's fucking
Speaker 3: insanity demoting real pedophilia talking about fucking children versus like
Speaker 3: I said, somebody who's going to be an adult in
Speaker 3: twelve months. Yeah, I think when you put that in
Speaker 3: a vacuum, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I think it's like.
Speaker 5: White do that.
Speaker 4: I like, I understand, I understand what you're talking about. Like, yeah, logistically, that's.
Speaker 1: All it is. I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Ethan said something saying what Destiny did is worse. I
Speaker 3: actually I don't think I don't think it is worse,
Speaker 3: But I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I don't want him to weasel out of this at all.
Speaker 5: No, he shouldn't.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, see, but the thing that he tried and
Speaker 3: said that it's worse. And I'm like, I actually don't
Speaker 3: even agree with that. I think that I would put
Speaker 3: him pretending and advocating for your child relationships as far
Speaker 3: as I know, as far as I'm talking about the
Speaker 3: picture itself, because I'm only talking about that because Desney
Speaker 3: might have done something way worse. Sure, and it's probably
Speaker 3: said some stuff way worse than that too, But I'm
Speaker 3: just pertaining to what he's talking about. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: don't you try to wheezel out of this shit, because
Speaker 3: he is. He's trying to be like, oh, I have nothing,
Speaker 3: he said, he had nothing to apologize for. I'm like,
Speaker 3: my guy, it's not like twenty ten. I was twenty
Speaker 3: two and twenty ten. He's older than me, so he
Speaker 3: was in his fucking like mid twenties or something when
Speaker 3: he did this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you fucking imagine pretending to be a pedophile
Speaker 3: on line in your mid fucking twenties. Not like if
Speaker 3: you're a thirteen year old and you're like, you're a
Speaker 3: retarded kid, you stupid idot. Fucking serious, this is there
Speaker 3: are people your age that are getting fucking raped, asshole,
Speaker 3: and then the kid wud be like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I just thought.
Speaker 1: It was funny. This niggas fucking twenty five is his
Speaker 1: brain's developed. The thing that I don't understand about this,
Speaker 1: and it's it's the same thing about any It's like
Speaker 1: the same thing when Trump says like, oh, I'm a
Speaker 1: people want a dictator or something. People are like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's just joking thing to me, I'm like, I understand that. Like,
Speaker 1: let's say that's true, right, let's say all this is
Speaker 1: a joke. It just why do you want to provide
Speaker 1: cover for people that it's true about? Like why would
Speaker 1: you like, if people are out there, like let's say
Speaker 1: people are out there actively trying to find real pedophiles
Speaker 1: to bring them to justice or to get them out
Speaker 1: of the system, why do you, then, as a person
Speaker 1: pretending to be want to jump in there and muddy
Speaker 1: those waters and make it more difficult for people to
Speaker 1: narrow down who the real people are. It's you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like like and that just seems like
Speaker 1: a weird thing to be doing. It's just generous for me.
Speaker 5: It's the same thing as like this being at the Epstein. Shit,
Speaker 5: it's like.
Speaker 1: You you already heard you can't how do you not
Speaker 1: hear it?
Speaker 5: About this?
Speaker 1: Like why are you even there? You? Why are you?
Speaker 1: Like what you're they are? The fact that you're the
Speaker 1: fact that you're even present says a lot about you.
Speaker 3: You're on a plane that you know is called Lolita
Speaker 3: Lolita Express, that's in all of those people know what
Speaker 3: Lolita means. Like there's probably a lot of young people
Speaker 3: that don't know about Lolita.
Speaker 1: I didn't know espec where the name comes from. Like con,
Speaker 1: I n't know it until until the until what until
Speaker 1: the plane until I learned about the plane name. Oh
Speaker 1: really yeah, genuinely I thought I thought Lolita was like
Speaker 1: an anime or something, and I just didn't pay that.
Speaker 3: Sense static since it's more associated with the well the
Speaker 3: LOLLI kon. I think there is a con No, it's
Speaker 3: not a con that's what they want.
Speaker 5: They let that happen. I mean maybe I was fake.
Speaker 1: Content that yes, yes, assuming that's what it is.
Speaker 4: I almost had a panic attack. I was like, y'all,
Speaker 4: they like, I'm sorry. There probably is something like that
Speaker 4: that we just don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like called like the business Summit. It's
Speaker 1: something something you know what I mean name yeah, and
Speaker 1: uh an Epstein type. It's putting it on you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's like it's like it's like that,
Speaker 1: it's there. There is something that I I came across
Speaker 1: one time.
Speaker 3: I had to look up uh this was uh, I
Speaker 3: don't want to get too far off subject, but I
Speaker 3: just saw like this. There was a a Ukrainian website
Speaker 3: that was running like a child thing where they would
Speaker 3: take pictures of them illegally.
Speaker 1: And I can't remember that.
Speaker 3: I blocked it out of my memory, but I want
Speaker 3: to remember because I wanted to like tell I know.
Speaker 3: I was talking to day Jojo about it. I was like,
Speaker 3: I literally can't remember. But it was one of those
Speaker 3: things that I was like so annoyed because it was
Speaker 3: so like mainstream in that country that but like I'm like,
Speaker 3: how does this just allow?
Speaker 1: How people allowed to operate like anyway? I don't know U, So.
Speaker 3: Dude, the the the the thing that's making me so
Speaker 3: mad about this is well, there's many things a I
Speaker 3: actually really did used to like Ethan Klein. You know,
Speaker 3: I I started to sour with him when I started
Speaker 3: seeing him slip into sinility at age what thirty nine
Speaker 3: forty whatever he is, and he was be in with
Speaker 3: the san and I was seeing his talking points like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's been messing with me for a year and it
Speaker 3: was the other way around, and his buddy's not telling
Speaker 3: him shit, and I was just disappointing that whole thing.
Speaker 5: That's the biggest fact for me.
Speaker 4: Disple thing like no one checked, like no one checked him,
Speaker 4: and even not even not even checking him, just being like, hey, dude,
Speaker 4: I understand you don't like this guy, but is it
Speaker 4: worth like going just time to leave him? Even my wife,
Speaker 4: your wife, like his wife is like being there and
Speaker 4: gooding him on is like yeah, that's gonna be like
Speaker 4: like what, honey stops enough?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm obviously disappointed in that, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's his wife there. I feel like that's a lost cost.
Speaker 1: I feel like his business employee slash friends, that's an
Speaker 1: that's an easy savage were And now this thing to
Speaker 1: me this is the final straw. And if I like,
Speaker 1: let's say you're you're, you're you the whole you were
Speaker 1: convinced that ha San sucks ass and he is a
Speaker 1: terrorist sympathizer. Whatever, blah blah blah blah. You were convinced
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, whatever, Fine, but now you he admits that, like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I've been trolling as a as a pedophile
Speaker 3: in my mid twenties. Like, I'm like, I can't fucking
Speaker 3: work for this guy. Imagine you're that's your boss, that's
Speaker 3: your fucking.
Speaker 1: Boss, dude, Like I can't, like, I can't, like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Even in the corporate world, if you find out your boss.
Speaker 3: Is fucking like I don't know, uh ted down down
Speaker 3: the cubicle's daughter or something. You know, you'd be like,
Speaker 3: I'm not fucking working for this freak fuck this guy. Hopefully,
Speaker 3: hopefully you have humanity still left in you to think that, like,
Speaker 3: I can't work for somebody who's doing dev and shit and.
Speaker 1: Well here's well, here's here's my thing. Why do the
Speaker 1: right thing? Why? Why in the modern it's in the
Speaker 1: modern world, would you do the right thing? Well, it's
Speaker 1: not about it's not about because like I of course
Speaker 1: I say that to myself about like why am I
Speaker 1: not drifting and being a millionaire exactly?
Speaker 3: But it's because I was programmed to be a decent person. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: that's just what it comes down to.
Speaker 1: Well, I think also too, It's like it's just I think, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, just like I'm programmed, how do I
Speaker 1: keep how do Let's be clear.
Speaker 4: People aren't reading story books about heroes and good guys.
Speaker 3: If you grew up in a certain way, you will
Speaker 3: program people. Maybe listening to punk and hardcore like us.
Speaker 3: How could you just sit by and be like cool
Speaker 3: with this ship?
Speaker 1: Ah? Man, I think the world, the world will grind
Speaker 1: you down and you're like, fuck it. I think that's
Speaker 1: what happened with you that he's like I think Ethan's
Speaker 1: got a family now, and he's like, well, I don't
Speaker 1: care what's right. I care what's going to provide for
Speaker 1: my family really, and this is making money. It's it's
Speaker 1: getting an audience that's very, very impassioned. Do you think
Speaker 1: that's what it is? I think so, I think, because
Speaker 1: like that's really all that matters to you, that happens.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a caveat this is my maybe
Speaker 3: in my interpretation, because you might be completely right. Ethan
Speaker 3: might be so maniacal that he's just completely hamming up.
Speaker 1: It's not crazy.
Speaker 3: But I think he's on coke. I think for sure
Speaker 3: that some sort of stimulant.
Speaker 1: And we've had people coming into the comments it's like,
Speaker 1: how could you speculate. Listen, guys, I'm thirty, I'm thirty one.
Speaker 1: I've been around the block a couple of times. I've seen,
Speaker 1: I've I've met many people. He's doing coke all the time.
Speaker 3: If you're in the entertainment industry, especially, a lot of
Speaker 3: people party and then you can see just do yourself
Speaker 3: a favorite.
Speaker 5: Go to old.
Speaker 3: Ethan videos, even go to the old podcast. Go to
Speaker 3: the podcast when it was old format, when you would
Speaker 3: have on guests in the studio was all purple and shait.
Speaker 3: You can see you can see like the here's the
Speaker 3: big distinction. Because some people say, oh, you're just making
Speaker 3: fun of his turets I'm like, no, his tourettsa is
Speaker 3: always there. The sniffing was not always there, right, the
Speaker 3: sniffing the erratic, like, there are certain things, there are
Speaker 3: certain tell tales that were not there before that are
Speaker 3: there now, and I.
Speaker 1: Know sniffing after every third word to me was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're clearly doing If it's not coke, it's something damn
Speaker 1: similar to that. I've not even heard.
Speaker 3: It's probably something more chemical than the actual like powder.
Speaker 1: I imagine it's something, but it has the same effect.
Speaker 5: I would bet all my money on time.
Speaker 1: I would bet money on It's so easy. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: and by the way, fine, it's not even a judgment
Speaker 1: thing to me. It's like, go ahead, fine, you're you're
Speaker 1: live all the time. You probably need the energy. Fine,
Speaker 1: do it if it works for you, fine, But like
Speaker 1: it's don't tell me that's not what's happening. I think.
Speaker 5: I think he I think, like, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4: I think the stress situation and all it helps him
Speaker 4: becoming like more freaked out could make his threat syndrome
Speaker 4: symptoms worse.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yes, I mean I doubt, Yeah, I could. I
Speaker 1: could be. I could believe that.
Speaker 5: I would doubt the same more time.
Speaker 4: It's like, look, dude, first of all, he's probably not
Speaker 4: using good coke, because good coke shouldn't wire you like that.
Speaker 3: You know, I think it's something like chemical has like
Speaker 3: like an amphetamine type of thing.
Speaker 5: Probably that's that's probably what he's doing. Yeah, but when.
Speaker 1: I do Heroin before every show, Yeah, you have a
Speaker 1: decent amount of energy for that, you know, hero You're
Speaker 1: able to walk around, So bounce it out. Fourteen shots
Speaker 1: of espresso, fourteen shots and twelve thousand bumps of coke. Oh,
Speaker 1: it evens it out, I think a little.
Speaker 4: When you use supposed to get bounced also and also
Speaker 4: balanced out. Why I used so much of it crocodile
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 5: I like you have a good you have a good
Speaker 5: balance regiment, and.
Speaker 1: My regiment's pretty solid. I don't recommend it, but it's
Speaker 1: good for you. I highly recommend it to everybody who's
Speaker 1: not going to take this advice.
Speaker 3: So everyone, literally everyone, man whatever at this point, At
Speaker 3: this point, you know.
Speaker 1: Anything else happened with the pedatrol stuff or was it
Speaker 1: just like he just came out and it was he
Speaker 1: he came he.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he made a video about it
Speaker 3: or anything, but I know on his Instagram.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you watching? It's a freaking upon my
Speaker 5: hand moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, go ahead, Yeah that that that fucking
Speaker 3: line is clean.
Speaker 5: Man, his hairline on the back. Yeah, he edged so
Speaker 5: much weight, dude, He's in such a good shape now
Speaker 5: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Alla, yeah, you gotta get fat again. Why so we
Speaker 1: can fucking have like a purple fucking hands and ship.
Speaker 1: I wanted to have those hands actually look like it.
Speaker 1: I want Alfred Milliona's hands to look like, uh, like
Speaker 1: egg plants in a basket. That's what I want. That's
Speaker 1: what I want. I want his ankles to look like
Speaker 1: like Trump said, such.
Speaker 5: A good like Trump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to look like rhinocera, like fucking just
Speaker 3: like feet where he's just flattened.
Speaker 4: What's crazy the bottom of like I don't know about.
Speaker 4: I guess an elephant elefants feet bottom of the fet
Speaker 4: are actually really soft.
Speaker 5: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1: You know what's weird is that like if you look
Speaker 1: under and I've never understood that, it's like really tiny.
Speaker 1: You'll see if you look underneath tiny human you see
Speaker 1: a tiny person foot, not a.
Speaker 4: Person's foot relative tiny a tiny version like a baby's foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you see like a baby human foot in
Speaker 1: in the center of the giant elephant foot. It's like
Speaker 1: those dolphs. You ever see the dolphins with the knees. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, you can. It's you know, you can't deny
Speaker 1: evolution like that, No, of course not.
Speaker 3: It's like people well but you you know, but if
Speaker 3: you're just looking at it like oh, I see how
Speaker 3: this ship works, they actually in their fins, there's.
Speaker 1: Like I think the thing that trust people love about
Speaker 1: evolution is that people can't there's a disconnect with how
Speaker 1: something could possibly be something else over a period of time.
Speaker 1: If I am not that different from your from my
Speaker 1: parents or whatever, but you.
Speaker 5: Are actually the problem, the problem.
Speaker 1: We're quite different from your parents, not we are a
Speaker 1: combination of the two that are not just well, what
Speaker 1: I mean is like after a certain amount of time,
Speaker 1: right like let's say like this is like ten thousand
Speaker 1: years or something ten k one thing turns into something else.
Speaker 1: But like that's constantly changing the entire time, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, incrementally, So like we have we we
Speaker 1: choose these like arbitrary points kind of to be like okay,
Speaker 1: that's when this starts. It's very and that's when the
Speaker 1: other thing starts. And it's not exactly a clear dividing
Speaker 1: and that gives people positive.
Speaker 4: Dividing lines like just mixed like mixing mixing creatures, right,
Speaker 4: you see a dividing line. It's like that's very simple.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna understand that.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, realistically speaking, if we wanted to
Speaker 1: get real granular with it, like we would be a
Speaker 1: different thing than our parents. If we wanted to get
Speaker 1: like a real fucking I don't think that would be
Speaker 1: a bad use of your time.
Speaker 5: I don't think you'd because it would be, it would
Speaker 5: be useful. They're still relatively humans.
Speaker 1: I understand, but like that over what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: never mind, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Like the big difference is like I am too tired
Speaker 4: of explaining it. Like the big difference is like between
Speaker 4: like humans and like Neanderthals and even them, they're not
Speaker 4: even really that different, you know when it comes down
Speaker 4: to like really looking into the like what they are
Speaker 4: as a whole.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is like there's not gonna be one
Speaker 1: moment where, like you know, a big kid's going to change.
Speaker 1: It changes over time, and at a certain point you
Speaker 1: have to choose what you're going to consider what and
Speaker 1: you have to gonna You're gonna have to bookend these things.
Speaker 1: Even though the book ends aren't going to be clear
Speaker 1: because that's not how that works.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's really it's people. It's like taking a
Speaker 4: hit all the way whatever, but taking the animal from
Speaker 4: one place but another place, giving like two generations and
Speaker 4: it will be different.
Speaker 1: You know, have you thought about never speaking you no
Speaker 1: good because it would be a detriment to the business.
Speaker 1: Do you want to get into questions? I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, did anything else? Like what was the
Speaker 1: resolution to the Peter troll thing? He just didn't apologize
Speaker 1: and that's it.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there was, There was no There was no
Speaker 3: apology obviously, like I said, he said he had nothing
Speaker 3: to apologize for. This just early morning, so it's probably
Speaker 3: the big The news has only been out for like
Speaker 3: twenty four hours, so it hasn't swell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, it hasn't. It hasn't like had a
Speaker 1: huge swell, Like say, I'm sure it's a weird thing
Speaker 1: for an adult to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure. Uh what's his name? But Hassan's gonna
Speaker 3: have a field day with this because his uh, you know,
Speaker 3: his biggest adversaries are both pedo adjacent, which is just funny.
Speaker 1: Dude, I had a thing recently. So, dude. What happened
Speaker 1: was I was going through like you know there's some
Speaker 1: apps that you don't open for ages and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like Messenger was that for me? Like Facebook
Speaker 1: Messenger was like, oh shit, I forgot I even had this.
Speaker 1: I was cleaning out apps for my phone and I
Speaker 1: opened it and there's always like message requests from like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, all sorts of random people. But I had
Speaker 1: I remember this dude who would like send me. He
Speaker 1: would just send me these like it was just always
Speaker 1: like this un hind shit like calling me all sorts
Speaker 1: of shit, clearly a lapsed fan who thought I was
Speaker 1: two woke now or something. Oh, and I remember It's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I forgot about that. And then I realized
Speaker 1: like I hadn't received a message from this dude in
Speaker 1: like a year or something, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, he's just stopped or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: I clicked on his name. This is his real name,
Speaker 1: by the way, these people it's fucking great on Facebook,
Speaker 1: It's wild. Yeah, And so I went to his profile
Speaker 1: on his wall there was all these people like memorializing him,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh shit, he died that's crazy.
Speaker 1: And all the comments were mega mean, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell, and people knew him. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell happened? And so like I guess this
Speaker 1: dude fucking off himself because he got caught with like,
Speaker 1: oh bad materials. Yeah, bad material or at least that's
Speaker 1: what I could glean from like comments, And I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: it was only like five comments because it wasn't like
Speaker 1: a famous person really, but like, man, dude, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love this isn't even I don't even think I
Speaker 1: genuinely don't even think this is the first time this
Speaker 1: has happened. I feel like this has happened before. It's
Speaker 1: I feel like I remember this happening at some point.
Speaker 1: It even happens like a in a more mainstream setting
Speaker 1: where you see like say just a small example, oh
Speaker 1: the January sixth years they all got released. A handful of.
Speaker 3: Them are already dead in prison offended again there because
Speaker 3: they're fucking terrible people. So in the same way, like
Speaker 3: when you see I want people, I want people to
Speaker 3: I just really want people to understand this. If you
Speaker 3: think it's normal to relentlessly fuck with people online, it's not.
Speaker 3: And those people are kind of fucked and eventually you're
Speaker 3: gonna find some weird shit about them. They're gonna be
Speaker 3: dead because they have crazy shit and they off themselves.
Speaker 3: They're gonna have fucking pedo troll and they're fucking relentlessly.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I cannot get over the fact that he was in
Speaker 3: his mid twenties. That's the thing that's like fucking me
Speaker 3: to work. The way that it seems is wild. The
Speaker 3: way that it seems like because that wasn't that long
Speaker 3: ago for you guys, like post pre pandemic.
Speaker 1: That was when we started the show. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: like he was doing that then, well that's like relative
Speaker 1: to our so like it would be like that if
Speaker 1: you started Pedalatrol in twenty twenty, Like what the fuck, dude,
Speaker 1: would be Like, it's in twenty ten. In twenty ten,
Speaker 1: I was fucking I was working. Actually, it would be
Speaker 1: the best time to do it, actually, because that's when
Speaker 1: everbody was going insane. Fair I guess at least it
Speaker 1: would be less. He did that at a time where
Speaker 1: like the economy was kind of cool, like you.
Speaker 5: Were getting out of those ship.
Speaker 3: People weren't like so upset in twenty ten. It was
Speaker 3: kind of a hell old.
Speaker 1: Is he then? I don't even realize, like.
Speaker 3: He's like forty or forty one or something.
Speaker 1: He's forty eight. Huh just fifty six. I don't know
Speaker 1: how old he is. Yeah, yeah, he's ninety.
Speaker 4: Through him, you just through It is a wild thing
Speaker 4: to do that when you're in your waterfall as a
Speaker 4: mid to like.
Speaker 1: Ever twenty five year old. It's a wild thing to
Speaker 1: do even in general. Like, I don't know, I never
Speaker 1: got the I never did the anonymous trolling no people
Speaker 1: like I just didn't. If I was spending time on
Speaker 1: the internet, it was to just watch stuff that I
Speaker 1: thought was cool, or like play video games with people
Speaker 1: that I liked. It wasn't like about how it can it.
Speaker 3: Is fucked up, like it's it's a crazy way of
Speaker 3: energy to a fun like it or like, oh this
Speaker 3: is what I spend my time fucking with people anonymously
Speaker 3: trying to get a rise out of them.
Speaker 1: How is that The anonymity of it, like inherently like it.
Speaker 1: It has this endowment of of of like bitchness to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah to me that I never I never related to
Speaker 1: Like I never I could never sit there and be
Speaker 1: like I'm oh, I'm I'm sure I'm telling I'm telling
Speaker 1: it like it is, but behind a pseudonym. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like then you're kind of not right because you're not
Speaker 1: really standard completely. And it's one thing. It's one thing
Speaker 1: in like if you're in like a country, like because
Speaker 1: there are places where like it's it's illegal to speak
Speaker 1: your mind or whatever or like and you can literally
Speaker 1: like get arrest, Like there are places like where where
Speaker 1: they can kill apostates or something, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like places like that. Yeah, I respect that more because
Speaker 1: at least I get like I get it, like there's
Speaker 1: a genuine danger. It's insane absolutely, But like to be
Speaker 1: anonymous in America is so lame, Like what do you
Speaker 1: have to hide from? Like brother, like people are just
Speaker 1: people are getting go fundme like rich from now from
Speaker 1: saying the N word, Like why are you hiding? Just
Speaker 1: put your name behind where you say it's fine.
Speaker 4: There's nothing. It's really sad. It's effort I try to
Speaker 4: make not involve myself in. But I love making people upset.
Speaker 4: I love making people upset.
Speaker 1: I don't think you do. I think you just don't
Speaker 1: understand that you don't.
Speaker 4: I think I think something like that might be true.
Speaker 4: I guess whatever there is, but I think I think
Speaker 4: someone getting mad because of me is magical. I think
Speaker 4: there's a magic because I like it when people are mad.
Speaker 4: I like, I just like, how am I making you
Speaker 4: that upset? I've nothing?
Speaker 3: Well, what it depends on? What did you say?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Clearly not anything worth Like if I'm not gonna say
Speaker 4: something that's worth me getting beat up.
Speaker 1: Like tweet the inWORD for no reason the other day.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't just the word.
Speaker 4: But also if that bothers anybody, that's crazy because I'm
Speaker 4: a black person. I mean, you know, like I don't
Speaker 4: have any people that are like fucking for in the
Speaker 4: seventies following me hopefully right?
Speaker 5: They they that word is actually a dagger to them.
Speaker 4: That makes sense if someone like that age got mad
Speaker 4: at you sent I like, you know, I'm sorry, my
Speaker 4: bad for bothering your dad.
Speaker 5: I'm not putting nigger on my Facebook. You know.
Speaker 1: If I put on my Facebook my favor it be
Speaker 1: so bad. But that word is horrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well listen, but making people angry it is funny, dude.
Speaker 1: It's to me, like when people are mad at me
Speaker 1: when I've done nothing. It's or like when I when
Speaker 1: I share like a really innocuous opinion and it pisss
Speaker 1: people off. I like that.
Speaker 3: It's funny when you share like an objective fact about
Speaker 3: something and then they freak out.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Like, of course, I have no problem with that, because
Speaker 3: I'm not going out of my way to fuck with
Speaker 3: somebody right now.
Speaker 1: I'm just speaking like, there'sently with the thoughts and prayers
Speaker 1: thing with like the shooting that happened in I mean
Speaker 1: Minnie Anisota.
Speaker 3: It was in Minnesota, but I don't know if it
Speaker 3: was Minneapolis. It was an m place, but I just
Speaker 3: say it's in the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 1: But they were saying like thoughts and prayers or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I tweeted something like, uh, I mean, wishful thinking
Speaker 1: is fine, but it's not it's not a good substitute
Speaker 1: for action or whatever. And then uh, people were like, well,
Speaker 1: you said prayer is a good call to action, and
Speaker 1: I've been like, we've been waiting for this action for
Speaker 1: like this is the nineties, So like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're I know what you're talking about. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: it pissed people off, and I'm like, I don't this
Speaker 1: is not of course, this is not even troll, This
Speaker 1: is not even offensive. Yeah, it's not at all.
Speaker 3: It definitely it sucks that seeing those retards get more
Speaker 3: upset about that than actual kids at Yah. Like I
Speaker 3: remember one time. So there's a British guy named Michael
Speaker 3: Bisbee and he was in the UFC. All he said
Speaker 3: was during one of the shootings, was like, oh my
Speaker 3: heart goes out to this this that he literally said,
Speaker 3: nothing controversial, nothing like just my heart goes out to
Speaker 3: the victims and the families, blah blah blah. This A
Speaker 3: fucking guy replies within seconds saying, oh don't you dare
Speaker 3: you fucking Britain, You ain't gonna take our guns away?
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? He was like, Yeah, they're unhinged.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: He's like, I didn't even say anything about your stupid
Speaker 3: fucking guns. But these people are just so quick to
Speaker 3: be like, you're not gonna take my guns away?
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, bro, it's probably, but I like it's
Speaker 1: that's another thing too. But there's another thing too. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of ubes too. And it's just not that
Speaker 1: I can't believe that most people are that dumb. But
Speaker 1: I think I think those people are dumb, but I
Speaker 1: think I think they're Like I tweeted, I forgot what
Speaker 1: I think fifty percent of the internet his bots. Now,
Speaker 1: actually I think that was a real statistic.
Speaker 3: That is insane. Bots is actually kind of easy. Now
Speaker 3: if you look on if you go on the four
Speaker 3: U section of Twitter and then you go to these
Speaker 3: there's all these viral tweets, right, you go to the
Speaker 3: replies of the time, they they're completely irrelevant to the
Speaker 3: actual tweet itself.
Speaker 1: And that's a lot of them. Usually it's just clout
Speaker 1: driven fucking replies to.
Speaker 4: Yeah or like or a straight up just tweets that
Speaker 4: are just therefore engagement, like this is a bot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, it's it's a lot of times that a lot
Speaker 3: of times it's very it's it's doesn't even or some
Speaker 3: of the some of the bots are getting.
Speaker 1: Good though the yeah, I don't know, man, some of
Speaker 1: the bots are getting good. Hey Joe mcka, Yeah, Joe
Speaker 1: mchall when but when he was all that's so hilarious.
Speaker 1: I do like that he's given so many interviews about
Speaker 1: like his hair transplant, stuff. Yeah, and he's like, I
Speaker 1: like when people are just transparent about that stuff, Like
Speaker 1: John Cena is another one. Yeah, yeah, because he was
Speaker 1: I respect the hell all the ship. Yeah he was.
Speaker 3: He looked wild, except for he won't be transparent about
Speaker 3: his fucking steroids, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's I think you know what, I
Speaker 1: think it's natural.
Speaker 5: It's it's that's the problem people.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's obvious if you're not completely stupid. And
Speaker 1: there's too many people that I've actually I had an
Speaker 1: argument with the family member. I'll just leave it at
Speaker 1: that about John Cena, not John Cena in particular, but
Speaker 1: about an act Wayne Johnson. No, it was Hugh Jackman,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, but that's what I'm saying. He
Speaker 1: Jackman took s aeroids. It's not it's the greatest showman,
Speaker 1: all of them, all of it in that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look I put it like that, right, look at
Speaker 4: the My biggest thing is that, like Chris Evans, right,
Speaker 4: Chris Evans has a relative athletic build. He has never
Speaker 4: been the size he was as Captain America. If you
Speaker 4: because people don't look like that. No, one just looks
Speaker 4: like that. He looked like he looked ridiculous.
Speaker 3: If your job is to play a jacked person, you're
Speaker 3: going to take performance and matching drugs because it's easier.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's it's such a dumb thing to like,
Speaker 3: let's just say for all it's sake, they're they're completely legal.
Speaker 1: Cross the board, they're over the counter.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck wouldn't you take them?
Speaker 1: See, just like anything else, salt is dangerous if you
Speaker 1: take too much of it.
Speaker 3: It's just like that. So people are like, oh, drugs
Speaker 3: are dangerous. I'm like, yeah, but caffeine's a fucking drug
Speaker 3: and you can get it anywhere, and people know to
Speaker 3: not do more than four hundred milligrams a day or
Speaker 3: your heart could fucking explode.
Speaker 5: What So in the same how many how much.
Speaker 1: Do you have?
Speaker 5: How much you done?
Speaker 3: Just you're like, your heart's like it's just on the border,
Speaker 3: it's just on the border. You that's amazing. You do
Speaker 3: one more milligram and then you have a heart attack,
Speaker 3: Like it's literally that precise.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: No, four hundred is like, don't do more than four
Speaker 3: hundred milligrams a day for an adult. It's a very
Speaker 3: this big distinction for.
Speaker 1: Four thousand milligrams.
Speaker 3: Your baby, you get, you give your baby like the
Speaker 3: fucking two monsters back to back.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with my baby? I don't understand, and crying
Speaker 1: real fast that it stopped back to back. I kept
Speaker 1: watching true crimes of people. Oh baby just fell.
Speaker 3: Oh well, the baby's skull is fractured in many places
Speaker 3: and it has broken bone.
Speaker 1: The baby's flat essentially makes me flat. He fell, don't
Speaker 1: make me a lego and he's flat a monster truck
Speaker 1: to she just whoa he was. That's the only master
Speaker 1: work I know.
Speaker 5: Grave black Zombie.
Speaker 1: Just missed the women with the t we did so bigger.
Speaker 4: It's graz It's like, oh my baby, my two month
Speaker 4: old baby fell down the steps walking down.
Speaker 5: Said it's like your baby was two months to walk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on legos down the steps.
Speaker 3: The excuses that people will make when it's even when
Speaker 3: it's so obvious, when it's like, dude, you it's why
Speaker 3: waste time.
Speaker 1: You can't cover a baby being flattened by saying like
Speaker 1: the dropped it.
Speaker 5: I dropped the force.
Speaker 1: The g's like the earth just jerked at that fucking
Speaker 1: moment and slammed the.
Speaker 3: Baby super hard. I swear it was the gravitational. We
Speaker 3: hit ten g's out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I don't want to laugh at this.
Speaker 5: I don't want to laugh at this.
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny because of how sad it is.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: I guess I want to say one last thing and
Speaker 3: then questions and then questions.
Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of people that disagree with me,
Speaker 1: that they're like.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't break up the United States because we should
Speaker 3: just stay like a country. There's a lot of people, No,
Speaker 3: I know you, but I know there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people that I guess their patriotism kicks in where they're
Speaker 3: just like, I don't I don't think we should do that. Guys,
Speaker 3: just spend some time watching these true crime things and
Speaker 3: so many of them take place in the South, and
Speaker 3: be like, oh, like we this is a completely different universe.
Speaker 3: We can't this being a part of it. Just it
Speaker 3: doesn't work, dude, Like I'm telling you, when you see
Speaker 3: these I it is when you see like a lot
Speaker 3: of these things do not take place in metropolitan areas well.
Speaker 3: Of course not, but I'm just saying, surely some some
Speaker 3: they do, but a lot of crazy should happen to
Speaker 3: under polit areas. It's not as fantastical, like in the
Speaker 3: way that it's like this is you won't believe this.
Speaker 1: It's it's like, oh, it's like standard stuff. Yeah, dudes,
Speaker 1: and trailers they're the whole entire you know, they're packed.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I see what you're saying. They're like
Speaker 1: people like building prisons under a trailer because they have
Speaker 1: the seclusion in the space to be able to do it.
Speaker 3: Very wide rural areas and a lot of stuff where
Speaker 3: a lot of no no one can hear, a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff. Yeah, so a lot of crazy stuff happens.
Speaker 3: And then and then the drugs are aplenty too.
Speaker 1: That's ironically one of the reasons why I even even
Speaker 1: though even though there is a volatility and because you're
Speaker 1: running into more people per you know, per hour in
Speaker 1: a city, I feel safer in cities, yes, because I
Speaker 1: just I just feel like if shit goes down, people
Speaker 1: will know, and like you can't you can't hide fantastical
Speaker 1: shit like oh, this guy built a soundproof you know,
Speaker 1: dungeon under a trailer in the woods and no one
Speaker 1: heard all this construction happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a guy I watched a cool one
Speaker 3: where this dude for years, I think for like nine years,
Speaker 3: was building an underground bunker in like I think it
Speaker 3: was somewhere in the Northwest, so it's still very secluded. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was insane how it was actually very cool.
Speaker 1: But he turned out I think he ended up murdering
Speaker 1: his family.
Speaker 7: Oh cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he was one of the I think it
Speaker 3: was like a doomsday prepper type, you know, but like
Speaker 3: he recorded it all, he had it all, the entire thing,
Speaker 3: and it was But it's one of those things where
Speaker 3: I'm like, then you got to be.
Speaker 5: Born that crazy. You have to be born that crazy, right,
Speaker 5: you have to.
Speaker 1: Be born with a propensity for it, I think. I think.
Speaker 1: So it's like I think the world will do it
Speaker 1: to you, though, like I think the world teeters people towards.
Speaker 1: There are certain people for sure that like they're done
Speaker 1: their lost causes from the beginning, Like the baby is
Speaker 1: like whispering in fucking aramaic or something, and you're just like, well,
Speaker 1: we're done here, you know.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, maybe a little little pop.
Speaker 5: Flicking the head stop yeah, stop doing that.
Speaker 3: Stop yeah, yeah, that's it's I mean, I know I've
Speaker 3: been I've been a little. You know a lot of
Speaker 3: We've probably been all over the United States and you
Speaker 3: see the nice people everywhere, but in concentrations, there's some
Speaker 3: very wild communities.
Speaker 5: And it's unfortunate as we never go tho, we'd never
Speaker 5: ever be at.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you hear the the talking heads saying, we
Speaker 3: got to fix crime in these major cities, and like
Speaker 3: when you look at the statistics, they're always in those
Speaker 3: poor now that is the worst per capita.
Speaker 5: Don't they won't even do anything.
Speaker 1: They won't like I actually.
Speaker 3: Want them to give them money and to fix ship
Speaker 3: and the like. They won't do it because they it's
Speaker 3: so serves them so well.
Speaker 1: If things are brought in, you have something to run on.
Speaker 4: So I talk about Chicago all the time, like Chicago's
Speaker 4: crime wry has gone down so much in the last
Speaker 4: four years.
Speaker 1: But it's like the National Guard right now, Kingston. The
Speaker 1: way people talk about Chicago take over for me, I
Speaker 1: don't sound good, particularly you you talk for me. We
Speaker 1: need a Gundam in Chicago to eliminate these minorities who
Speaker 1: are eating everybody. I'm so scared to set foot in Chicago.
Speaker 1: It's dude to gundam. They fucking have auil they build
Speaker 1: with the first wing, Theilui. They build a gun five weeks,
Speaker 1: five building five weeks, and then it just shoot. It
Speaker 1: shoots up into this guy. It lands in Chicago and
Speaker 1: immediately falls to destroys Chicago.
Speaker 5: Ta's like a me.
Speaker 1: Gundam.
Speaker 4: Is it like the scale wing because I think the
Speaker 4: one that had in Japan a posted actually to scale
Speaker 4: is much bigger than.
Speaker 1: Yet it's scare actual. The mobile suits are so hum
Speaker 1: it's so dumb, like what a piece of materials. It's
Speaker 1: so money to build those.
Speaker 3: They don't need to be that big to get to
Speaker 3: fight these fights there.
Speaker 1: It is so that I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: It is so stupid.
Speaker 5: I love gun dam. It's such a good show.
Speaker 3: There's too many of them though I can't keep I
Speaker 3: couldn't keep up with all of them.
Speaker 1: I got so many different there's so The cool thing
Speaker 1: is there's theories, but there are a bunch of different ones.
Speaker 3: So it's that you can just gravitate towards which ones
Speaker 3: you like the best, and it's not like a continuation
Speaker 3: where you gotta know what the is happening. It makes
Speaker 3: it better there, makes it at least, because like you know,
Speaker 3: like say, oh, Bleach has gone on for a million
Speaker 3: and one piece. I'm like, I can't even I'm never
Speaker 3: gonna touch that.
Speaker 4: But there's always always new series, so it's like, all right,
Speaker 4: and in this this many years later, she already happened.
Speaker 1: You can go here and watch this one. It's like
Speaker 1: stuff like that, which I get into certain ones without
Speaker 1: having to know anything. Yeah, I can't. I can't jump in.
Speaker 1: I can't watch season. What season is one Piece? One? Like?
Speaker 5: I was looking at you too, though, yeah, I was
Speaker 5: looking at you. He's like, what seasons? What you saw?
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up? It's I thought you watched one Piece.
Speaker 4: I read One Piece more than I watch it. But
Speaker 4: it's like, what like undred something?
Speaker 1: Okay, my back, it's not that. That was I for
Speaker 1: Oh Gears is out? Oh yeah? Did you play it
Speaker 1: on playstage and how to feel? Well? I didn't play
Speaker 1: it on plastage because I was like, I have this. No,
Speaker 1: that's not that was the only point though it was.
Speaker 1: But then I was just like, I can't justify fifty
Speaker 1: bucks for this.
Speaker 5: I thought that was the only point I get.
Speaker 3: I understand, I told because I'm not gonna well, don't
Speaker 3: even the thing the thing for me was like the
Speaker 3: multiplayers kind of back live and like reinvigorated.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I kind of want to jump into it, gotcha,
Speaker 1: and it's good. Look Gres, Gears multiplayers are really good.
Speaker 1: It's actually like a lot more fun than I remember it.
Speaker 1: But holy shit, like I will have games where I'm
Speaker 1: just getting evis aid and it's not fun. Like the
Speaker 1: freaks playing you get it. You get an influx of
Speaker 1: new people, right, so it's like it's like you'll get
Speaker 1: three matches of people that like, okay, it feels kind
Speaker 1: of normal, and then you'll come across a team where
Speaker 1: they're like they're doing the wall and it's still fun
Speaker 1: to play because it's just like, bro, what is going on?
Speaker 1: But there's something so humiliating about being killed in Gears
Speaker 1: because it's so gruesome that it makes I'm way more
Speaker 1: angry when I die in Gears than I am in
Speaker 1: anything else. Hors So gets blown to smither reads you
Speaker 1: when you when your head explodes, it's the loudest sound
Speaker 1: in the in the entire mix.
Speaker 5: Its way too.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the game is mixed, and then they
Speaker 1: added the head shot sound. It sounds like a watermelon
Speaker 1: being assassinated. That's possible.
Speaker 4: It's like someone coming in a watermelon really hard enough
Speaker 4: to blow the watermelon, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's really gru Huh, it's viscus.
Speaker 4: If you hold your coming for a solid month month
Speaker 4: no nothing. Wait, wait, you're not allowed you're not allowed
Speaker 4: to even touch yourself your You're like there's a blocker
Speaker 4: for your horniness in your head, right, and then it's
Speaker 4: like all right, cool, day thirty. You could fuck this watermelon.
Speaker 4: Do you think you'd blow the watermelon up with your cop?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 5: Solid?
Speaker 3: Maybe, Although I think a better strategy would just be
Speaker 3: gooning for like twenty four hours, like an edge. I
Speaker 3: mean to like, if you edge for twenty four hours
Speaker 3: versus this like holding, cause I don't I don't think
Speaker 3: in theory it works that way. Like you're just building
Speaker 3: up coming.
Speaker 1: You don't come for a long time, your balls get heavier, literally,
Speaker 1: I think I think there.
Speaker 3: I think there's like a limit though, like after a
Speaker 3: while you starts to retreat, you know, because it's kind
Speaker 3: of like, well, what are we what are we doing
Speaker 3: with this? We're not gonna do anything with it. We're
Speaker 3: gonna recycle this, I guess I don't know. I have
Speaker 3: no idea, but we all know though edging is. That's
Speaker 3: that's the everybody knows that edging is real. Like that's
Speaker 3: everybody knows. Maybe they've never maybe they've never tried it,
Speaker 3: but they've they've heard of it.
Speaker 1: They they know. Yeah, there's the legendary. Uh actually, I
Speaker 1: only funny thing is as far as the male actors,
Speaker 1: I only know, uh uh what's his name? We're gonna
Speaker 1: move on to let's do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. People are gonna be what
Speaker 3: were you gonna say? It doesn't matter.
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Speaker 1: your stories or submissions. This one comes from Kevin Spacey, says,
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey just says, I want to kill Asben Gold.
Speaker 3: That's the entire writing Listen. Man, he's riding from the inside.
Speaker 3: He's fuel well actually no, he's mold. I forgot we
Speaker 3: we He's yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: Already yeah, so he he's yeah.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't get how he got popular.
Speaker 1: Genuinely, it's because he's just discussed I feel that way
Speaker 1: about most people that I learn about. But he's like
Speaker 1: but he's like not only I don't get it.
Speaker 4: He's not only discussing his behaviors, but he also looks disgusting.
Speaker 4: It's like, how did he get how did he hit
Speaker 4: the Zeit guys that get popular, it's like you suck.
Speaker 1: Well sometimes, Oh I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: I think he was purely like a gifted, like algorithms,
Speaker 3: whatever it was.
Speaker 1: Maybe Twitch just pushed him up.
Speaker 3: I guess he is extremely bigger than I feel like
Speaker 3: he should be, because you want to hear his takes,
Speaker 3: like when it takes are outside of politics, I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's a normal thing to say, but that's not anything
Speaker 3: interesting in my opinion, right, and his political takes are
Speaker 3: dogship and then he looks terrible and he's obviously objectively filthy.
Speaker 1: I think the American's population has gotten filthier and more
Speaker 1: gross that he's become relatable like that used to be
Speaker 1: like I don't go out the house like that, they're
Speaker 1: going to kill you. Yeah, but now it's like, well.
Speaker 5: We all look like this.
Speaker 1: It's like me, He's like me, my hair is stringy
Speaker 1: and it cries.
Speaker 3: I think you might be right about that. It's it's
Speaker 3: kind of sign times. It's like it's a perfect representation
Speaker 3: of where things are at right now.
Speaker 1: But I'll be actually bouncing my uh my son on
Speaker 1: my lap and point and it's like that's what people
Speaker 1: used to look like, Isn't that crazy? Me can't ever
Speaker 1: drew asmen Gold. I think he must have because it's impossible,
Speaker 1: not because I'm like it must be like really good,
Speaker 1: you know, like it must be like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: just as big gold, you know. Yeah, but yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like that. It's like the fired software thing that he did,
Speaker 1: you see that? Or he eats his own fucking feet
Speaker 1: was crazy. It was crazy, kind of made me a
Speaker 1: little uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: As Gold is like a star weird and that's like
Speaker 4: a from like Star Wars. Lord, look it up, Derek
Speaker 4: star Weeds, star Weird. Yeah, they're called star weirds. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's that's a name given to them, given to them,
Speaker 4: Like the.
Speaker 1: Star weird is the keep all this weird? Uh oh,
Speaker 1: blight Howard Blight Howard wrote in I like that Blight
Speaker 1: Howard is that I don't know.
Speaker 5: I guess that that's from the comic, the modern comic,
Speaker 5: the older one.
Speaker 1: This is like a fucking like a fulling skinny thing
Speaker 1: that just looks like a spaghetti person kind of that.
Speaker 4: Looks like Spaggattini spaggot that looks like a bunch of
Speaker 4: bisquetta is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's just in Utero. That's just that's Nirvana's
Speaker 1: in Utero the album. I kind of I have to
Speaker 1: look at it again, though, look up in by Nirvana
Speaker 1: and tell me that that's not just what that is.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. Like one has like heart shaped
Speaker 1: cock in it. Yeah, yea heart shaped cock and cock
Speaker 1: shaped hart and having both than one album cock heart
Speaker 1: shaped and shark. I mean it kind of is. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess I forgot about the wings, which
Speaker 1: is kind of central. Yeah, but it's very like it
Speaker 1: seems like it was. It was the same, It was
Speaker 1: the same, like yellow pastel background. It was weird little
Speaker 1: maybe in some inspiration maybe anyway, Blood Howard wrote in
Speaker 1: not a question, Chris, you've been saying Legend of Dragoon
Speaker 1: remake is happening since the show start. You gotta let
Speaker 1: go at some point. I don't care, I do. I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Here's what I all. I'm saying.
Speaker 7: Is.
Speaker 1: I think it will happen at some point. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's happening or that it's or that it was
Speaker 1: being made. I just think it's like it's the one
Speaker 1: thing that I keep hearing about that feels like one
Speaker 1: of those games that like, at one point will be
Speaker 1: brought forward. I don't know how listen, but it seems
Speaker 1: unlikely that it would.
Speaker 5: Blue point one time. And then they deleted the.
Speaker 3: Tweet because they were they were they were doing the
Speaker 3: Demon Souls teasers like little they're being cryptic. But then
Speaker 3: they use the word Dart in that same cryptic messaging
Speaker 3: and I'm like, come up, Dart, we know what.
Speaker 5: The fuck that is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then it was kind of like in near
Speaker 3: mind and I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait what happened
Speaker 3: because I remember I wanted to take a screenshot talking
Speaker 3: about it. It was gone, and I was like, they
Speaker 3: fucking deleted it. So maybe it maybe at some point
Speaker 3: they can be like Okay, no, we can do this
Speaker 3: now or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck, I don't know, Claire obscure coming out. I feel
Speaker 3: like now it has to happen now because I've seen
Speaker 3: so I've seen so many people because of the similarities
Speaker 3: because of the additions the fucking you know uh uh
Speaker 3: that played the Legend of Dragon recently they finally played
Speaker 3: it for the first time because every people were whispering
Speaker 3: to your people's audiences were like, you should try this out,
Speaker 3: see how you like it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yes, yes, let's go Dragon something good.
Speaker 5: It's good man.
Speaker 1: Is it a backwards battle or like, I just have it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to got it. You can buy
Speaker 1: it on the store on PS five.
Speaker 5: I read that out. Maybe I stream it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can't. I can't help you. Oh it's on
Speaker 1: one of those even I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I have it. It should be back. Wait wait can
Speaker 1: you play PS one games on PS five? No, I
Speaker 1: mean they're not natively. There's like a live service that's straight.
Speaker 1: It's like the Nintendo Online kind of thing. Okay, yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it'll happen at some point.
Speaker 3: At the very least, it will be energy out there, man,
Speaker 3: don't don't uh you the Spirit bomb.
Speaker 1: Ship more energy more, keenergy more.
Speaker 3: The guy who said let it go, I ain't gonna
Speaker 3: let it go. I'm also still I saw some people
Speaker 3: that have been checking out Megama Legends too. In this one,
Speaker 3: this black nerd that makes contents.
Speaker 1: His name Black I remember his name is Jamaican kid
Speaker 1: with the dreads. Yeah, yeah, yeah cool. It seems like
Speaker 1: a cool dude. He seems chill, and he recently put
Speaker 1: out Who's He's been putting out a bunch of Mega
Speaker 1: Man series. He touched on Legends.
Speaker 4: He I'm like, like, he goes to the entire of
Speaker 4: a game franchise, like all of it, and like makes
Speaker 4: like a retrospectivebout the whole Camphor.
Speaker 5: I'm like, very good.
Speaker 1: I wish I remember his name, you know, but there's
Speaker 1: probably following if I imagine it's one of the more recent
Speaker 1: videos about Mega Man Legends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you go to most recent it came out ago.
Speaker 1: That is very Yeah. Let me just put that in
Speaker 1: real fast. Is it a bigger is it like a
Speaker 1: big video? Is a bigger channel? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Channel? I like those retrospectives are interesting. People going back,
Speaker 5: you'd be like, you know that a.
Speaker 3: Donkey black Master done, Dante Master, Dante Dante, I can't
Speaker 3: the black Mastadante. I think that's how you would say it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he just made it about that. His other
Speaker 3: he has a he does a bunch of Buddy has.
Speaker 4: He didn't want so Caliber recently, so Caliber's lore is
Speaker 4: fucking out.
Speaker 5: Of pod, Like I have no capacity for it.
Speaker 4: Lore is so fucking funny, Like I think it's genuinely
Speaker 4: like magical because it's like no one is like, hey,
Speaker 4: you can't put that in Nigga's the Fighting Game, so
Speaker 4: like it is one of how it works. But they
Speaker 4: let you write whatever the fuck you want, Like do
Speaker 4: you know that YouTube?
Speaker 3: The YouTuber fuck he would be the he's a Canadian guy,
Speaker 3: but he would the insane lore that was his series,
Speaker 3: Canadians Insane, the Insane lore of So he did tack In,
Speaker 3: he did Street Fighter. His videos are sucking great. They're
Speaker 3: they're a little more straightforward than the other guy, but.
Speaker 1: They're probably don't watch him. He's a good Canadian. Canadians
Speaker 1: were talking about You're like love of Drake with them.
Speaker 1: He proposed to him. My favorite, my favorite Canadian always,
Speaker 1: this is my guy.
Speaker 5: I love. Favorite Canadian artist is the Weekend.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 3: He's a really nice or who isn't something beyond from Canada.
Speaker 3: I think she is my favorite. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: good artists.
Speaker 1: My favorite Canadian artist is the guy who made Monster
Speaker 1: by Mistake? What the hell is that? It's a Canadian
Speaker 1: children's TV show made with a really early CG. It
Speaker 1: ran for three seasons. Does that have the the goblog
Speaker 1: gab glab damn near the Me and me and me
Speaker 1: and my friend Iline. We we h. We watched the
Speaker 1: first and last episode and it's it is a bewildering
Speaker 1: show that's really good. Yeah, it's a show. It's a
Speaker 1: show about a kid who gets cursed by a jewel
Speaker 1: and every time he sneezes, he becomes a monster, and
Speaker 1: every time he sneezes again, he he becomes a kid again.
Speaker 1: Is there an episode sucks? I don't know's it's usually
Speaker 1: like some dust cloud or something make some sneeze or
Speaker 1: like a I don't know, like a fucking you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Some weird it's like terrible, but it's
Speaker 1: also not as bad as it should be. It's weird.
Speaker 1: It's like most kids shows, honestly, I guess. So I
Speaker 1: don't even know. Like Somebody's Oh it was on a
Speaker 1: Twitter thread. Somebody was like one of the most goaded
Speaker 1: uh TV show intros of all time, and a lot
Speaker 1: of it was like expected. It was like, you know,
Speaker 1: some of the best stuff you'd ever seen. And then
Speaker 1: people would obviously like troll and they would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's this one and it was Monster by Mistake the
Speaker 1: theme song, and it's just it's a terrible theme song,
Speaker 1: Monster Steak. It's it's it's very like, it's way too
Speaker 1: major key, you know what I mean. Off, it's off putting.
Speaker 1: You think is the best show the best show opening?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the best theme opening theme probably Cheers.
Speaker 1: Probably X Men ninety seven.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, x Men.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what Cheers sounds like. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: want to go where everybody knows your name. I've never
Speaker 1: seen that show.
Speaker 5: I've watched Wait, but you know it.
Speaker 1: I know that theme song because it's a joke and
Speaker 1: so many other shows. Okay, I know anything I know.
Speaker 1: I think it's a no. No. Fraser came from Cheers. Right,
Speaker 1: Fraser was on Cheers and he moved the Seattle. I
Speaker 1: think right, Fraser's a spin off of Cheers. Niles. I'm
Speaker 1: gay Niles.
Speaker 4: This is Cheers, Niles. I'm in the I don't know
Speaker 4: ninety before Google took over it. The city is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Sucked me off Niles. It rained for three months out
Speaker 1: a year. I don't even know what now sounds like
Speaker 1: the same. Probably it's probably I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like Niles was casting because they were like, we got
Speaker 1: we want Fraser, but like both of these guys are good.
Speaker 1: Let's just put both of them in as as two phrases.
Speaker 1: I don't remember enough about Fraser to even remember what
Speaker 1: they're defining. Tried watching an episode of like this is
Speaker 1: not for me. I was a kid. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: watched Fraser as a child.
Speaker 5: I watched I watched Fraser laughing.
Speaker 1: I was crying. Well, I was slapping my knee because
Speaker 1: I just understood. I understood it so deeply because I
Speaker 1: was I was a really intelligent kid, and so I
Speaker 1: just got all the everything everything was. They couldn't get
Speaker 1: anything over me. Oh okay, yeah it's child.
Speaker 5: I mean, wow, mom isn't as funny Your mom is
Speaker 5: like your mom's like.
Speaker 1: I want to I just want to watching Oprah? What
Speaker 1: are we doing? And your dad? This isn't.
Speaker 4: All like the freaking you know how like the military
Speaker 4: parents have like the whole fucking room with all the
Speaker 4: satellite installations and all the ship and the son sucks.
Speaker 5: Bomb my house.
Speaker 1: This isn't This isn't baseball or saving Private Ryan. Why
Speaker 1: are we watching this?
Speaker 3: So that's it, that's it, or net But it was he,
Speaker 3: It was he more of a Yankee or Mets fans. Okay,
Speaker 3: so no one's really a Mets fan. Listen, there there's
Speaker 3: the fair are contrarian Mets fans out.
Speaker 4: There's no real Mets, but there are. There are corarian
Speaker 4: Mets fans out there.
Speaker 5: Mets fans exist.
Speaker 3: I think it's stupid, but I said, that's why I
Speaker 3: think the Mets exist.
Speaker 4: Mets fans, like Angels fans exist where they are. Just
Speaker 4: when my team fucking fails, I go to the backup plan.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, That is it.
Speaker 1: That's the reason.
Speaker 3: If you if you grew up in basically, if you
Speaker 3: grew up anywhere in Orange County, you're it's.
Speaker 5: Not a real place.
Speaker 7: Is a fruit?
Speaker 5: You fucking idiot talking about guys insane?
Speaker 9: Are you talking about let's get this other guy just
Speaker 9: bought Balder's Gate three for the Wii rode in.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, blow up.
Speaker 1: I have a I have a little question for you
Speaker 1: big billy brothers. I've held off on asking because I
Speaker 1: wanted the hereditary talk to end, but since it keeps
Speaker 1: coming back, I want to know exactly what you guys,
Speaker 1: Mainly Derek finds pretentials about it. We're not gonna answer this.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna answer this. Look up the original conversation
Speaker 1: that this comes from. We can't we can't reignite her.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship speed through it that ten
Speaker 1: seconds ten seconds.
Speaker 3: It's it's like the Where's waldough of like of of
Speaker 3: being like interesting and unique or something. It's very it's
Speaker 3: surface level. It's it's faux deep, and it's just that
Speaker 3: that's just basically how it is. Like I say, worlds
Speaker 3: Waldo because worlds Waldo is very simple. You know, thing right,
Speaker 3: everything's here, there's so much going on, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: just because there's so much shi, it doesn't make it deep.
Speaker 1: It's just like that's basically what it is. And it's
Speaker 1: kind of fau deep. It makes you think it's deep.
Speaker 3: Why a lot of people criticize a Sleep Token, that
Speaker 3: band that blew up Ritinly it's Pho Disney metal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's faux deep. It's people.
Speaker 3: They made a lord, they made masks they're seeming mysterious
Speaker 3: and all occultish and stuff like that. But it's cute
Speaker 3: and it's like I like that, but I would never
Speaker 3: call them deeper, like all that really speaks to me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, sure, it's service level, but that I don't
Speaker 3: even hate hereditary. It's the people that are. It's the
Speaker 3: people that are trying to pretend like it's some deep
Speaker 3: as ship. I'm like, y'all are kind of funny.
Speaker 4: It's like trying to go to Drake and get deep
Speaker 4: bars and it's like, you're not going to get that.
Speaker 3: Exactly if you had somebody with saying like, oh man,
Speaker 3: Drake's so deep, all right, Like I can't have a
Speaker 3: conversation with this person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that simple. Really, it's it really isn't that.
Speaker 5: Close to them, and he'd be like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: But I was bustled on your legging and walk away.
Speaker 1: All right. Let me read this one now, how about
Speaker 1: that one guy.
Speaker 5: That video makes laugh.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy out the room Carl Sheen and Ben
Speaker 1: Jimmy Net and Yahoo oh Man wrote in he says
Speaker 1: straight to the point, uh sweet and uh, Derek, you'll
Speaker 1: get a kick out of this dude called call Me Invader,
Speaker 1: who all he does is post videos with titles like
Speaker 1: gay end words and women have ruined Call of Duty
Speaker 1: I've seen. He says it in one of the whitest
Speaker 1: ways possible. He says it as often as a kid
Speaker 1: with social anxiety says, it's hilarious. Is the authentic?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this guy.
Speaker 5: I've seen his videos before. It's sucking crazy. Oh you
Speaker 5: seen him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You like him? Or not? No? Absolutely not. It's fucking
Speaker 1: dog shit. You can laugh at it because it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is what I think. But he's saying it right,
Speaker 1: Jim bro Boy wrote in he says, hey, you, duck's
Speaker 1: simple question, would you rather binge all of one piece
Speaker 1: in one sitting, including the movies and specials or the
Speaker 1: entire Big Bang Theory cinematic universe that's actually genuine.
Speaker 4: Big Bank theory, Big Bang Theory. I'll do one piece
Speaker 4: Big Bang Theory the time. I think I'd rather do
Speaker 4: one piece just for the time. Big Bang Theory is
Speaker 4: it sucks, that's true, But I I you cannot convince
Speaker 4: me to watch through one piece again, because that's been
Speaker 4: the thing I've been on to the opposite so you've
Speaker 4: seen it already is when yeah, seven is like you can't,
Speaker 4: you can't make me do this again.
Speaker 1: I would rather do One Piece, Like I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't like One Piece really that much at all. I
Speaker 1: don't care about it even slightly, but like I wouldn't,
Speaker 1: I would prefer to say I like at least some
Speaker 1: things about it where it's like there's nothing about Big
Speaker 1: Bang theory that I find redwing.
Speaker 4: One pace of sunking cost theory or sunking cost fallacy
Speaker 4: like the series. So yeah, I think I think One
Speaker 4: Piece is a good series. I do think it has
Speaker 4: a lot of merits, but I think the pieces of
Speaker 4: people love as much as they spent so much time
Speaker 4: watching it, like that is literally why because the show
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 1: It becomes a part of your family at that point,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like it's like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like a pet. It's like, oh, this dog's
Speaker 1: been in my family for general, well not generations. It's
Speaker 1: a dog, but like you know, understood, this parrot's been
Speaker 1: here since my grandfather owned this parrot. Yeah, there's you can't,
Speaker 1: you cannot, you cannot get me to watch every season
Speaker 1: the big main theory. That's I could do it, not
Speaker 1: as be like and Young Sheldon. That's not that's what
Speaker 1: that sounds like.
Speaker 3: To me, Like you're gonna they're gonna torture me, they're
Speaker 3: gonna keep the lights on.
Speaker 1: And that new show that's spinning off of Young Sheldon,
Speaker 1: by the way, he is real people from Young Sheldon,
Speaker 1: their own people from Young Sheldon.
Speaker 5: That's the name of people from people.
Speaker 1: People from Young Sheldon.
Speaker 3: Might as well be Actually, I would actually make more
Speaker 3: sense than whatever. I don't remember what it was called.
Speaker 3: It was like I think people's names or something. Secondly, forgot,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just remember the people from that show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was watching that.
Speaker 4: If I watch if I watch One Piece from the
Speaker 4: beginning right now, I wouldn't like the show anymore because
Speaker 4: the show what One Piece was and what it is
Speaker 4: now are two different shows. Granted, the things that I
Speaker 4: like about One Piece have become more to the foreground,
Speaker 4: but I don't like the main cast. I'm like one
Speaker 4: of the people that's like, I think the main group
Speaker 4: of the straw Hats are so fucking boring because they've
Speaker 4: been the same character for twenty five years and it's
Speaker 4: like my nigga eventually, eventually Loofy being retarded. It just
Speaker 4: it just kind of falls off for you, dude, you
Speaker 4: wanted to become like I want, I want a story
Speaker 4: to get to the conduct.
Speaker 1: So is he is?
Speaker 4: He he's a child right in the beginning, he's like sixteen.
Speaker 1: And then like he's nineteen.
Speaker 5: Now he's nineteen, Okay, all right, never mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna. I want to I want to
Speaker 1: accept horrible to happen to him, but.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just half in front of his his dad got
Speaker 5: punched into.
Speaker 1: I can't even open that. It's gonna, you know, predatory
Speaker 1: and David Draamond disguising themselves as and it cuts off.
Speaker 1: Sorry I opened your name too, didn't see the rest
Speaker 1: of it, and it won't let me awesome, Uh he says, hey,
Speaker 1: piss ray gun Peasantston retards it and yummy thigh. What
Speaker 1: the hell? Christ? He says, is there any hope left
Speaker 1: for massive? I four? I am so I have zero optimism,
Speaker 1: but I don't have any pessimism if if that makes sense,
Speaker 1: that's the worst. That's worse, that's the worst. That is
Speaker 1: kind of bad. Yeah, that is that is kind of
Speaker 1: was say they say the opposite of love is indifference.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: I get it, though I'm kind I'm totally indifferent to
Speaker 1: the next Halo game. Like I get.
Speaker 5: It, it's I'm not getting it.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping. I mean, it'll be free, so like, I'm.
Speaker 3: Hoping that feeling though because of me feeling this way,
Speaker 3: might actually automatically make it kind of decent.
Speaker 5: I hope it is because of you.
Speaker 4: The last one was bad, so like, if the universe
Speaker 4: was to get back at you, it'll make it good,
Speaker 4: so you'll be happy.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm I I've seen enough to where
Speaker 3: they're like, hey, it ain't gonna be the Veil Guard,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, Okay, see what happens away. I know
Speaker 3: we've mentioned this song earlier episodes, but I can't believe
Speaker 3: they're doing.
Speaker 1: A sequel to What Master.
Speaker 7: What the fu?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like, an actual continuation.
Speaker 1: It is crazy. Maybe though, you know what, maybe they'll
Speaker 1: set it forever in the future and then it won't
Speaker 1: have anything to do with anything, and then it's pointless
Speaker 1: that it's even massifest.
Speaker 3: But they that's basically what they did with the Drameda
Speaker 3: six hundred years in the future.
Speaker 1: This time it won't suck, I promise in a.
Speaker 4: Different, a completely different fucking gallony with boring, fucking aliens.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, the people, people, the fucking.
Speaker 3: Endless possibilities on what what species?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Doc grew up first and dominated first, and they're bipedal again,
Speaker 3: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, get the fuck out of.
Speaker 4: Here, like I like, I get like, I get it right,
Speaker 4: like because I'm a Star Wars fan and like, clearly
Speaker 4: never gonna be like like it takes inspiration from Star
Speaker 4: Wars clearly, and it's like.
Speaker 1: There's no evidence to that except for.
Speaker 4: All evidence, but except for the people that made it,
Speaker 4: made the previous game that has a lot of moments,
Speaker 4: I just doubt it.
Speaker 5: Actually I agree with him. Now, okay, cool?
Speaker 4: Interesting, yeah, cool cool interesting. It's that's crazy. But like
Speaker 4: it's like, why is everyone in Star Wars just walking
Speaker 4: upright and is pretty much a human. It's like, well,
Speaker 4: this is kind of lame, and it's like that I
Speaker 4: guess to simulate, like, oh, the sort of basis of
Speaker 4: of like intelligent creatures is the bipedal sort of hamind
Speaker 4: S form.
Speaker 1: But it's like that's boring, Like, give me some weird ship. Dude,
Speaker 1: give me some like fucking like I understand, it's easier
Speaker 1: to deal with.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's easier to project like like love onto something
Speaker 4: that looks relatively like you. You know, so it's like again.
Speaker 3: Especially in a like if you're doing a movie setting
Speaker 3: like I get I get it, you know, like one
Speaker 3: of the first big things was the movies like Okay,
Speaker 3: now once you span you can get a.
Speaker 1: Little more creative.
Speaker 3: But whatever, they already established a bunch of aliens. Mass
Speaker 3: Effects had the like say, they had like the hannaar,
Speaker 3: they had the l Core in the Galaxy It's in
Speaker 3: the Milky Way. They already had some interesting aliens in there.
Speaker 3: And and that's why I was like, oh, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is and drama again?
Speaker 5: Turian?
Speaker 3: Uh no, she sucked in Andromeda.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, she sucked. What is the name vector?
Speaker 5: Vector?
Speaker 1: I forget something like something like I watched like, I
Speaker 1: watched our friend play a lot of it and cry
Speaker 1: effectively while he was playing it.
Speaker 5: It was really sad. He was so upset.
Speaker 4: How bad it was because one of our because our
Speaker 4: friend Whiskey, you know, whiskey, he is just as much
Speaker 4: as you.
Speaker 5: He didn't cry and he was you weren't even were
Speaker 5: there when.
Speaker 1: He was playing. I was there when he was playing.
Speaker 4: Dude, he was seeing him playing, like moments where he
Speaker 4: takes his glasses off it just.
Speaker 1: Like I do remember that.
Speaker 5: I was like, that's a dark time.
Speaker 1: It's a dark time. I tried. I remember being disappointed
Speaker 1: in that game and just remember like, man, and what
Speaker 1: the fuck. I tried it again a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: aout it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even with all the nudes, even with all the
Speaker 3: nude mods and everything, with all the us everyone's snaking
Speaker 3: as ship the I fucking you know. Nice texture overhaul
Speaker 3: looked great.
Speaker 5: Look.
Speaker 3: The one nice thing I can say about it is
Speaker 3: the gameplay. The combat was actually a good evolution from three.
Speaker 3: They just added on. They just built upon three because
Speaker 3: three were They're like, oh I think we got it down.
Speaker 3: They built it on it. You had now jet packs
Speaker 3: and boosters, a little short. I remember if I to
Speaker 3: shoot things, it was that's not the point of that game.
Speaker 3: That's that's the thing that makes that's the thing that
Speaker 3: where it's like, damn uh. The main thing when I'm fighting,
Speaker 3: which I kind of barely care about, especially you're doing
Speaker 3: the same thing over and over oh there's these gay
Speaker 3: old things left behind. Go solve the gay puzzle. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 1: That's what it says, they solve the gay puzzle.
Speaker 3: I had a certain point I was like, I do
Speaker 3: not want to do this, and you need like I
Speaker 3: don't know, there's things you can override it, but I
Speaker 3: didn't have any, and I'm like I stopped playing the game.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, yeah, by Peter, they're fucking stupid, dumb creatures.
Speaker 3: And then and then the antagonists were them, but change
Speaker 3: their DNA was changed into like rocky creatures, and I'm like, that's.
Speaker 1: The best they could come up with.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, I think a ten year old could
Speaker 3: have drew better aliens, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Just like a doesn't have world builders anymore. I think
Speaker 4: the reason why those exactly the reason why bios by
Speaker 4: mass effect, the reason why Cultre, the reason why Dragon
Speaker 4: Age all worked so because they have people that did
Speaker 4: world building. You know, it's crazy, and they don't have
Speaker 4: people that do that anymore. Like they made that has
Speaker 4: world building in it, Like actually, you know, look.
Speaker 6: So they what I took my back, my back, my back,
Speaker 6: that's such a good because he's so believable, Like I
Speaker 6: really it really looks like like made hurt him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't. I don't believe he did
Speaker 1: actually break his back.
Speaker 5: And they.
Speaker 1: That's what that line is. They're making fun of him,
Speaker 1: complaining about his act all the time. I literally didn't
Speaker 1: know that about this movie. I had no idea. I
Speaker 1: forgot he was in Semen Biscuit. Semen Biscuit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there, riding the semen horse the Price, the Semen
Speaker 3: horse horse.
Speaker 1: In a dream skape horse made of semen, and no
Speaker 1: one says anything.
Speaker 4: No one says, this is entirely like you like this joke,
Speaker 4: wait too, but it's so fundamentally stupid.
Speaker 3: But fucking spider Man riding a seahorse made of semen
Speaker 3: and no one is acknowledged no sperm.
Speaker 5: Just semen.
Speaker 4: This is the liquid semen sperm. He's gay, translucent gay.
Speaker 1: Keith fucked me in my butt rode in. He says, hello,
Speaker 1: my favorite degenerate godhead. Question for swinging mostly? All right,
Speaker 1: all right, well w skip you Yeah, your dungeons and
Speaker 1: dragonstack has gotten myself and a few friends interested in
Speaker 1: starting a campaign of our own. None of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get them, get him married, Jane, let's go all right,
Speaker 2: pulls cock out.
Speaker 1: That's right. Wait, why'd you stop? No? He he's ready.
Speaker 3: There was there's about they just wrote out the Have.
Speaker 1: You seen those AI videos of people like making everybody
Speaker 1: in every movie kiss? I don't know. It is funny.
Speaker 1: I will have been. Like there's like scenes where like
Speaker 1: basically like anytime characters are close to each other, it's
Speaker 1: like it's the whole gimmick is like ruin this movie
Speaker 1: ruined by AI or whatever, and they're closer and then
Speaker 1: they just start passionately making out. My favorite one is
Speaker 1: Spider Man in Green Album on the roof when he's
Speaker 1: like smacking the back of his head and he's holding
Speaker 1: his head and like a tongue explodes out of the
Speaker 1: Green Goblin's bouth. It just penetrates his mask. I can
Speaker 1: find it. That sounds awesome. Gonna find it. But uh,
Speaker 1: the question for you is you're you're doesn't dragons? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they want to start their own campaign. None of us
Speaker 1: have much, if any experience with the game yet. Any
Speaker 1: tips for new players. I assume there's like guidebooks that
Speaker 1: he would recommend.
Speaker 4: So read through, read through, the players book first DMG,
Speaker 4: very good source book. Do some light planning, also, have
Speaker 4: a session zero with your players, kind of figure out
Speaker 4: what the kind of idea they want to have. And yeah,
Speaker 4: there's plenty of fu on YouTube, but session zero light
Speaker 4: planning and kind of figure out light planning, a little
Speaker 4: bit of writing, kind of have a premise of where
Speaker 4: you want them to go, and don't be afraid to
Speaker 4: moment to railroad things so you can get the story
Speaker 4: to a progressive point, because it's if you're playing with
Speaker 4: if you're anyone like like my friends, they will destroy
Speaker 4: your world as soon as to give them a chance to.
Speaker 4: So you gotta like coax them this direction.
Speaker 1: Other or not. You know, there you go.
Speaker 5: That's it. It is fun.
Speaker 4: Noticed I love recently. I haven't played in a while,
Speaker 4: and I'm kind of kind of hurting for some If
Speaker 4: I wasn't going to Costa Rica, I would have started
Speaker 4: a campaign, but unfortunately I have to go to this
Speaker 4: place that I really don't want to.
Speaker 1: Go to because you have no autonomy. Yeah, unfortunately he's
Speaker 1: not on there.
Speaker 4: They were like, if we don't go, then we're not
Speaker 4: gonna go, and I was like, this is fucking insane.
Speaker 3: He's not a man that would not deter me, that
Speaker 3: would not be like, oh, okay, I'm going to be arrested.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be arrested. Go what the hell are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 5: Really, I can't go somewhere.
Speaker 1: If you can't go, and I'm like, I guess you're
Speaker 1: not going, then what the fuck really annoys me? I
Speaker 1: really don't want to go to Costa Rica. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wish you were a man, bro man.
Speaker 2: I wish you you grew some gone as and you
Speaker 2: you h I know I'm gonna have fun, but you
Speaker 2: would just rather not go grab a hammer and you
Speaker 2: threaten them.
Speaker 1: I'm not going.
Speaker 5: You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind.
Speaker 4: You put out a wife beater. You know you fucking
Speaker 4: wear a wife beat in the house. Now it's like
Speaker 4: my it's like my typical clothes to get there was.
Speaker 3: I was actually I thought it was Ai at first,
Speaker 3: but beat On the picture is in that picture. I
Speaker 3: was like, is this Ai? Like this like he's turning
Speaker 3: he's Jamaican. I was like, he's fucking yes, Well, like
Speaker 3: what the I've always been Jamaican?
Speaker 1: No, but you're like embracing, You're gonna start hitting Lily.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna. Jamaicans aren't really known for hitting their women.
Speaker 5: They're known.
Speaker 4: They're really known for cheating on their women, that is,
Speaker 4: are they Are you sure? I don't remember Jamaicans really
Speaker 4: hitting women. That's not the stereotypes.
Speaker 5: Of the Irish.
Speaker 1: My unco Limo used to do work. I mean that,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just didn't understand what the Greek
Speaker 1: was like, what is this.
Speaker 6: Ship?
Speaker 7: We missed?
Speaker 3: H we missed the one of the funniest scene car Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 4: Killing Peter and be like, oops, what would have done?
Speaker 4: I just think what would that have done?
Speaker 7: Later?
Speaker 5: He would have been like I didn't realize And then look,
Speaker 5: he threw.
Speaker 1: Him at the he threw him. That should have estimated
Speaker 1: his back should have been done. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like when dark Sight smashes Batman through a
Speaker 3: fucking wall.
Speaker 5: He should be soup.
Speaker 3: He should he had a little blood come out of
Speaker 3: his notes signified that he's still he's still a person.
Speaker 1: Well played, just turned into soup right there.
Speaker 4: I think Batman is just the most bastardized character ever
Speaker 4: of all times. Of course, like Spider Man has been
Speaker 4: bastardized too, but like he has to be. Batman has
Speaker 4: been like, I don't know what they've done to that
Speaker 4: character is crazy.
Speaker 5: He's gonna be fine? How was he fine?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because you know he you know what's gonna happen. You
Speaker 1: have to at a certain point you have to accept that. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess it's still pertaining to a massifact. I guess
Speaker 1: ball klamperoon and he says, have you guys seen that
Speaker 1: Amazon wants to do the MASSIVECT show? I don't want it, man,
Speaker 1: what is it going to be? I just don't want it.
Speaker 1: I don't want a exaliated No, don't probably not, don't care.
Speaker 1: Here's here's a politic good job with fallout, But like,
Speaker 1: I don't really trust them with anything else. Here's the
Speaker 1: problem that I'm having.
Speaker 3: Uh, I don't trust them with a male shepherd because I,
Speaker 3: to me, the male shepherd looks too obviously the guy
Speaker 3: that that it completely looks like him completely.
Speaker 1: Looks versus fim sheperd.
Speaker 3: There's been that the art has been a little different.
Speaker 3: I think you can actually just catch somebody and I would.
Speaker 3: I would completely accept a fim shep and I would
Speaker 3: prefer it because of that.
Speaker 1: But the climate of WOA fucking effect. I don't want it.
Speaker 3: I don't want that it'll be relentlessly fucked with. I
Speaker 3: just feel like they're in a I just think it
Speaker 3: shouldn't happen because I think it would be ruined by
Speaker 3: too many people before it even even if it was good.
Speaker 3: I feel like that if it was I feel like
Speaker 3: they would go with him shep I do. I have
Speaker 3: a feeling they would, and that would just cause so
Speaker 3: much calamity that I just I'd rather not be that.
Speaker 4: I don't think mass Effect works cinemonal World. Unfortunately, Mass
Speaker 4: Effect doesn't work the same way. Like it just doesn't work.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's the objectivity of that series is just
Speaker 4: like so much of a hit towards like capitalistic mindset
Speaker 4: and bullshit that it's like, what is it? This is
Speaker 4: just not gonna go over well with people. People are
Speaker 4: gonna complain about this ship too much no matter what
Speaker 4: it is, because of the nature of like how many
Speaker 4: different groups there are, how how like how the fucking
Speaker 4: High Council sucks dick and they prevent you from doing
Speaker 4: ship that you should be doing.
Speaker 1: It'sively good anti government sentiment. How would it go about it?
Speaker 1: So they would just do the first game. But I
Speaker 1: don't think it would be I don't think that's the
Speaker 1: reason why I can't. I think that's silly. It fall
Speaker 1: outs very much that anti it's it's all the time
Speaker 1: technology bullshit. Yeah, but that's pretty anti capitalists technically. Do
Speaker 1: you think they would go with this, like okay, let's
Speaker 1: just be safe in the show though not so much. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's almost it's a it's a surprising focus of the show.
Speaker 5: Really, the flashbacks and everything when it's.
Speaker 1: Where they're talking about voltech and like how corrupt all
Speaker 1: the Yeah, what do you mean that they are? But
Speaker 1: they're not like it's it's just saying they're corrupt and
Speaker 1: them being like, yeah, but well so what we're still
Speaker 1: they're literally trying to profit off of the end of
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah that's the entire Yeah, but I focus
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 5: But I feel like it's like it happened and they're like,
Speaker 5: all right, well.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about that Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you mean.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's not much of a like a
Speaker 4: a deconstruction and more of a let's fall out. It's
Speaker 4: not but it's already done.
Speaker 1: I guess like it's not it's not Nietzche or something like,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, right, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I don't. I have to be real, man, I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care about Magic beyond the trilogy. Really. I
Speaker 1: feel the way about Halo also, like I like the
Speaker 1: rest of it, Like I like go to st and
Speaker 1: Reach for sure, Like those are like those can stay,
Speaker 1: so they would you can come, you could come? They
Speaker 1: would like hell it right, if they did it, they
Speaker 1: would just retell the story like they kind.
Speaker 3: Of did with Halo. Yeah, it's gonna be a bastard
Speaker 3: the way exactly. It would probably be a bastardization.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing with the with Gears. I'm not
Speaker 1: Look when when characters the Fallout is perfect because it
Speaker 1: doesn't have people, I don't.
Speaker 5: It's you can just cast anybody.
Speaker 1: It's a world more than more than it is, like
Speaker 1: a character is in a story. Yeah, that's when it
Speaker 1: becomes really fucking tricky.
Speaker 5: Character.
Speaker 3: I don't who the fuck is gonna play Marcus Phoenix.
Speaker 3: Whoever it is, is not gonna be Marcus Phoenix.
Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, it's just not. He says that way more
Speaker 1: than I thought he did, even like, I sound like
Speaker 1: I've been playing it. It's every time he pill every
Speaker 1: kill reload, like not every killing reload, but like, damn
Speaker 1: near every killing reload, every time he picks up a weapon. Sweet. Sweet,
Speaker 1: I like that you're blocking my shots.
Speaker 3: So I don't remember what parts were added and which weren't.
Speaker 3: So I played when they did the Ultimate whatever the
Speaker 3: fuck the first one, and they're like, oh, we added
Speaker 3: more ship than the original game, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't remember what they hadn't know. I don't know,
Speaker 1: So now my matter is jumbled, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what was original, what wasn't doesn't matter, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't really remember. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I swear I don't remember emotion in the first game,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, do remember that? It has to be well, like,
Speaker 3: I remember.
Speaker 1: I kind of know what you mean because I remember
Speaker 1: playing starting years like three, the substance. Yeah, in the
Speaker 1: beginning of the game. Of course, it's I remember. I
Speaker 1: know what you're saying because I remember playing Gears three
Speaker 1: and emotions like huge and that one, and I kind
Speaker 1: of remember at the time feeling like where did this
Speaker 1: come from?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's exactly like exactly, no you're not.
Speaker 5: You're right, it's been there.
Speaker 1: It's just I think my path was exactly what.
Speaker 5: He just died. Paying attention because I think it was.
Speaker 1: It was in the first game, and then this game
Speaker 1: it kind of wasn't if I'm remembering it correctly, barely,
Speaker 1: if at all. And so when the third game comes
Speaker 1: up and it starts with like very emotion heavy focus,
Speaker 1: still more like the.
Speaker 3: Regular locust versus the emotion are fucking with each other. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're becoming the Lamini.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then there's like the the Berserker fucking like it's
Speaker 3: all over the place.
Speaker 1: I think I just forgot God man, Gears three is
Speaker 1: so good. Fuck me, man, it's so there's gonna ten
Speaker 1: more years to get the next thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, great, we already had the ultimate
Speaker 3: edition of Gears one of whatever.
Speaker 1: However, when was that That wasn't that long? But because
Speaker 1: it was ten years ago, technically that's not, which is
Speaker 1: like it doesn't, which means which means it's been even
Speaker 1: fucking longer since we've had the other ones. Yeah, So, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's crazy. I'm sure they're just trying
Speaker 1: to triple dip on the profits of like but like
Speaker 1: it's it is frustrating. The first of game is very
Speaker 1: good functions, way better than I thought it would. I
Speaker 1: ran into some bugs though. We're like I was fighting
Speaker 1: the Berserker in the church, you know when you lure
Speaker 1: him out, and uh, it kind of so when you
Speaker 1: lure it out where the cars are, right, yeah, in
Speaker 1: like a court there's no cars. It's like kind of
Speaker 1: like a courtyard. Yeah, but like basically it's a third
Speaker 1: person shooter. It's trying to court you in a certain direction.
Speaker 1: So like where you come from, debris falls and prevents
Speaker 1: you from going back in there, so like the fight
Speaker 1: is focused outside. I got into an issue where like
Speaker 1: the Berserker broke through the thing. I ran through the door,
Speaker 1: and then the thing came down and the Berserker was
Speaker 1: suck inside and then I just couldn't fight it. I
Speaker 1: just reloaded the checkpoint and then like corrected itself and
Speaker 1: just he spawned outside. But I was like, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is fucking ridiculous that's happening. And then I had one
Speaker 1: where Don was like taking cover like ten feet above me,
Speaker 1: like mid air it was, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't protect you were out in the open. And then
Speaker 1: like and then when he got down to you like slowly.
Speaker 1: So it's all wonky, but you can record that. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's something that I can rely on happening,
Speaker 1: and one more will but you know, yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: it's it is more wonky than the first game for sure,
Speaker 1: Like I had like Kim was screaming at me, like
Speaker 1: what's the hold up, Phoenix. It's like I'm waiting for you. Well,
Speaker 1: things like that. But here's one is great. It's better
Speaker 1: than I remember actually, But they're all Molestan spider Man
Speaker 1: right now. Oh yeah, one.
Speaker 5: Guy's hand is on his dick.
Speaker 3: That would have been nice, like a nice little subtle
Speaker 3: like someone is actually grabbing Oh you know, because like there's.
Speaker 5: A lot of people would have probably missed it the
Speaker 5: first time.
Speaker 3: Oh they just fought on the train, okay, yeah, and
Speaker 3: then we're gonna get to see uh Joey Coco Dias.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. He says that a lot. I'm like, Joey,
Speaker 1: you can't fuck with Spider Man because Spider Man knows
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan Spider Mine by the main. All right, let's see,
Speaker 1: let's get to this last one and then we'll start
Speaker 1: reading the names. Just a little fucking bitch.
Speaker 4: Stumps on, starts his face.
Speaker 5: Like, yo, how did you do that?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 7: Yo?
Speaker 5: Powers.
Speaker 1: So they're like even climbs old, even kleins old, red
Speaker 1: account cos he's just a kid as old as my wife.
Speaker 5: Thanks by the man, she yeah, thanks, you little fucking bitch.
Speaker 5: He ships him, he bade.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna check that. He's got a fucking big as
Speaker 4: miss and I think he's a little blade. It's funny
Speaker 4: because it's just right in his throat once.
Speaker 3: Those are his brothers, apparently, it's weird. Those are his
Speaker 3: real brothers. Yeah, there's more, Oh ship, I never thought
Speaker 3: about names to uh do they like they do? They
Speaker 3: go by stupid Toby.
Speaker 1: It's Toby Kobe and Bobi Yeah, Toby Kobe and Bobi
Speaker 1: Bobe maguire. They were really the rest of them were
Speaker 1: so sad abotaged, like like normal, but then like bobib
Speaker 1: Boby slob and Yobi fucking garbage dames and in their
Speaker 1: middle names are Obie Toby, Obie, Toby, Obi, Bobi tob
Speaker 1: ob Obi Wan do me, cocksucker. It looks like he's
Speaker 1: on an acid trip. He's like, he's like, that's not normal,
Speaker 1: that's not nervous. Like he looks like if j was
Speaker 1: an on an acid they told him to be nervous.
Speaker 1: But then he's like, I don't know how to play,
Speaker 1: so I gotta take some as to call myself.
Speaker 5: He's so fucked up. He thinks he's Spider Man.
Speaker 3: He took off, dude, he has actually edibles with like
Speaker 3: four thousand milligrams of like t C in it or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some thing like like retarded, you know, and then
Speaker 1: he doesn't make good decisions. Let's read this last. We'll
Speaker 1: get to the names that National Park Stranger wrote. And
Speaker 1: he says, hello, am my trustee snarked, my trusty tank crew.
Speaker 1: Good movies are the only good movies are the only
Speaker 1: ones getting remade. If you could remake a bad movie
Speaker 1: with your own creative direction, what would you choose. That's
Speaker 1: a great idea. That's what I love that question.
Speaker 5: You're saying.
Speaker 3: So somebody said good movies are being remade, meaning like say,
Speaker 3: like like a Robo Cops being remade.
Speaker 1: Sure is that what he's talking about? Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: the premise is like there's so many good movies being
Speaker 1: remade for no reason because the original.
Speaker 5: Was good good about.
Speaker 1: So I guess bad one. That's an interesting Uh hmmm, damn,
Speaker 1: what would I choose? So it's a good question, actually great,
Speaker 1: I've never even heard that you want that.
Speaker 4: I want remad and I want the main character to
Speaker 4: be a white man, like, uh, who's a very white man?
Speaker 4: It sounds so much better. What do you say would
Speaker 4: be better? It's all the same like racial undertells me
Speaker 4: as a white man playing it, like who's a white
Speaker 4: man that just shouldn't be there? Like Michael Sarah as
Speaker 4: a media man, that's your go to Michael Sarah?
Speaker 1: Who else?
Speaker 5: A fuck? You better at cumber Batch?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 5: Uh oh? Killian Murphy perfect silly and Murphy as media man.
Speaker 1: He was kill would be killing. Well at least that's
Speaker 1: all you know. That's a that's a really good question. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm actually having a hard time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like things like say, Mortal Kombat got remade
Speaker 3: and it made me cry almost because I just was
Speaker 3: so good and so I was so happy with I
Speaker 3: went to I went to the best Egg downtown. Oh
Speaker 3: you never heard that, I don't think so it's uh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just a breakfast place.
Speaker 1: They Yeah, yeah, that's not Burbank. They gotta they got
Speaker 1: a place called that. Anyway, I was broken Oh my god,
Speaker 1: is it called broken egg?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why the did I say? Best?
Speaker 10: I know what?
Speaker 1: I know why I said that. I know I.
Speaker 3: I recently got a spam on my phone. It's a
Speaker 3: it's a it's a loan place, it's a loan. I'm
Speaker 3: getting loan spammed because I need a loan to move
Speaker 3: into my new spot. So now I'm getting spammed by
Speaker 3: every loan thing imaginable, because you know, they sell your Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get. I'm gonna equal to
Speaker 3: do a million dollars and loans from different companies.
Speaker 5: And I start paying back companies with their loans.
Speaker 7: Which is what?
Speaker 1: Which is what? Which is what?
Speaker 5: Rich people do.
Speaker 4: They take out loans and pay off loans, the loans,
Speaker 4: they constantly circulate their and they never spent any of
Speaker 4: their money.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool, it's a pretty really fair. You're gonna
Speaker 1: do that, and then I'm gonna move.
Speaker 3: Then just started to start a new account converted to
Speaker 3: we'll lose a lot of money because dollars suffering.
Speaker 1: Dude, But anyway, not to the yen, no or yang whatever,
Speaker 1: it is the en.
Speaker 5: The yen is sucking.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, you know what compared to the euro, which
Speaker 3: is one of the closer the next things, it's doing
Speaker 3: one point.
Speaker 1: I think I got an answer. What's one point it's worth?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just saying, well, yeah, because it's worth like
Speaker 3: probably zero point eight and I mean it's basically under
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: We don't get into it.
Speaker 3: But it's it's significantly lower right now dollar compared to
Speaker 3: the euro.
Speaker 5: It sucks.
Speaker 1: I think I figured I figured out the answer the
Speaker 1: question the happening, Oh my god, I feel like the
Speaker 1: happening could be good.
Speaker 5: Make it the occurring.
Speaker 1: Until the Happening was that the one with was Mark Warburton,
Speaker 1: that he was he was My first decision would be
Speaker 1: not to Castmark. It was like, it's fucking happening. It's
Speaker 1: fucking happening. Happening is happening.
Speaker 5: I think the Occurring is a funny name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is funnier, isn't it.
Speaker 3: But it's supposed to be the fucking remake of the movie.
Speaker 5: Why would you call it? It's a remake? So it
Speaker 5: changes the delivery.
Speaker 1: That's not how it works. It's been a while since
Speaker 1: i've seen the happening, but but I remember feeling like
Speaker 1: I don't think this is a bad premise necessarily, Like
Speaker 1: I think there could be something done with like the
Speaker 1: earth literally turning on people. I think it's interesting, but
Speaker 1: like the explanation is lame and nothing interesting really happens.
Speaker 5: What would you make it? I feel like that movie
Speaker 5: by my Creed is really stupid.
Speaker 1: Well did you would? I would lean into it kind
Speaker 1: of like The Evil Dead does, where it's just like
Speaker 1: I don't think you need this to be as as
Speaker 1: serious as it is, Like it should be absurd, like
Speaker 1: the planet's trying to kill you, have the trees fucking
Speaker 1: literally snap at you.
Speaker 5: But that's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like like I don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: I think that happening tries to be serious, and that's
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 4: I think the tone of that is, like I don't
Speaker 4: I feel like that a movie where the plant's trying
Speaker 4: to kill you is like, well, this is just either
Speaker 4: it's funny or it's or either it's a funny, silly
Speaker 4: movie or it's completely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I think I think you can do something Evil Dead
Speaker 1: with it. I really think that premise is so crazy I.
Speaker 4: Think Evil Dead works because of the fact that it's
Speaker 4: technically horror. Yeah, horror ecomedy your cousins, But Happening isn't corror.
Speaker 1: It's just it should be. It should That's that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It should be. Like what, it's just like
Speaker 1: a tension. It's like a tense movie that doesn't really
Speaker 1: have a villain.
Speaker 4: It's weird, like what a fucking golfer picks up a
Speaker 4: gun and it's like the planet told me to kill
Speaker 4: you and it cuts you down. You know, stuff like
Speaker 4: that where it's like nature trying to kill you is like,
Speaker 4: well something, duh, it's been doing that.
Speaker 1: I just think there's a cool premise there. I think
Speaker 1: like if you wanted to get like fantastic over it,
Speaker 1: I think there's like a really neat thing that you
Speaker 1: can do with the premise of the happening. Obviously, this
Speaker 1: is just dawning on me. I haven't seen the happening
Speaker 1: in fucking Forever, like an Annihilation, Like the movie Annihilation
Speaker 1: is has some stupid parts, but has a relatively cool concept. Okay,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Annihilation. There's I think it's really good.
Speaker 1: I heard it's really good. It's one of those like
Speaker 1: I think that and The Arrival are those two where
Speaker 1: like are those like I always get them mixed up
Speaker 1: and then I forget the different.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I saw it because I like alien Ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine. I was.
Speaker 3: It's it's cool, But it feels like one of those
Speaker 3: movies you'd only watch once. Right, Uh, Annihilation highly recommended.
Speaker 1: I love that movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's just it's fun, and it's not
Speaker 3: a million hours long. That's that's also like the movies
Speaker 3: that aren't fucking three hours is fucking long, and I
Speaker 3: just they.
Speaker 4: Send everything happens, and they send in four clearly really
Speaker 4: stressed out women, and it's like, why did you send them?
Speaker 1: They're clearly all like you're the most they're the best
Speaker 1: for the job.
Speaker 5: Well, I understand that, but I don't.
Speaker 4: It's not like it's that they said, such a small
Speaker 4: team of people into that really fun situation.
Speaker 5: I didn't understand.
Speaker 1: It's four of them.
Speaker 5: There should be a lot of people going in there
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 1: It's like the oil drillers from that what is it
Speaker 1: that Matt Damon movie, the Ben Aefleck movie, which one
Speaker 1: is that I don't remember the oil job has become
Speaker 1: astronauts or something. It's that one that he has that
Speaker 1: famous commentary event. It's so yeah, Armageddon. I love that movie.
Speaker 1: That was one of my uh it was it was
Speaker 1: an honorable mention. I think it was.
Speaker 3: I think it was gonna be in my top ten
Speaker 3: movies for the movie because that movie is so fucking fun,
Speaker 3: because so because of how stupid it is.
Speaker 1: What's so difficult point the drill at the ground and
Speaker 1: turn it on. I'll never get over that fucking that
Speaker 1: commentary track. It's awesome. But I love that.
Speaker 3: Uh you got Billy Bob Thornton's It's a huge fucking
Speaker 3: cast man.
Speaker 1: William, Bob Thornton, Willis William, Robert Thornton himself and Live Tyler,
Speaker 1: Bruce Willison. He remember that is sad man.
Speaker 5: That is really sad who I watched like fifteen. I
Speaker 5: started crying and I turned it off.
Speaker 1: I saw it and I was like, yeah, I literally
Speaker 1: saw the title this. I was watching King of the
Speaker 1: Hill last night.
Speaker 5: I saw it.
Speaker 4: Tit and I was like an alien eight. I finished
Speaker 4: Alien ear and I was like, I'll put this on
Speaker 4: for a little bad and I started crying and I
Speaker 4: was like, this is so sad.
Speaker 1: Literally, my thought was, all that money can't fucking like
Speaker 1: fix your and there's so many people to those rich
Speaker 1: people think, And he's like, how old is he?
Speaker 7: How old is will?
Speaker 1: I imagine crazy to be like seventies. That's so sad, man.
Speaker 1: There's so many people who deserve that more, you know.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course, Bruce willis as far as we know,
Speaker 3: we haven't heard any crazy shit happen.
Speaker 1: He's been around for too long and in very very
Speaker 1: specific points in history. We're like, if I feel like
Speaker 1: anything bad was about him, we'd know about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a die hard Mark dude, I'm a die
Speaker 3: hard fan, Like I'm a I'm a big die hard fan.
Speaker 3: I'm one of the you know, every time that stupid
Speaker 3: debate comes around around Christmas, I guess I get upset,
Speaker 3: like shut the fuck up. Enjoyed the movie. I don't care,
Speaker 3: but I even I'm even one of the small few
Speaker 3: that really enjoyed Live for Your die Hard, the latest one,
Speaker 3: not the latest one that was like six Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith is like the fucking he's like the micro
Speaker 1: chip guy.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: It's fun because those movies are so because.
Speaker 1: He's old as ship already and the stunts are fing
Speaker 1: so stupid, Like anybody who hasn't seen Live for your Diehard,
Speaker 1: it's it's one of those things. It's die Hard.
Speaker 3: If die Hard was fast and furious kind of meets
Speaker 3: It's like that hard means fast and furious. If you like,
Speaker 3: if you grew up with shitty action films, it's your
Speaker 3: it's your dream, you know what I mean. You're not
Speaker 3: looking for a solid film, You're looking for schlock as
Speaker 3: they say I want it and set, Yeah, I need it.
Speaker 3: I need dumb action films, dumber than like oh Altost
Speaker 3: Swarzenier wouldn't go far enough.
Speaker 1: Like I liked his movies.
Speaker 3: True Lives was good erased it was good, like those
Speaker 3: are good, but they weren't. Like I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: handle the space I guess I was kind of trying
Speaker 3: to last Action Hero was what was.
Speaker 5: The space movie? He was the Mars? He was on
Speaker 5: marine total recall there you go, You mean that movie?
Speaker 1: You mean that where he has that thought of him
Speaker 1: him what he sht.
Speaker 4: That was the first time I saw like cg like
Speaker 4: that when I was little, and I was like, it
Speaker 4: wasn't that's practical wells, I saw like that kind of effect.
Speaker 7: And I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's a crazy effect.
Speaker 5: And they fall off the fucking space in their head
Speaker 5: up like if they well they would.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to do that, and I
Speaker 1: want to be able to do that on command, like
Speaker 1: your your your head, yeah, the total recall head thing, Like.
Speaker 3: You'd be like one of those people in the Guinness
Speaker 3: Book of Records that like pop their eyes out.
Speaker 1: You ever seen those free I hate those people. They're disgusting.
Speaker 1: They're less than the fact that they're probably more actually,
Speaker 1: and they can put their eye back in.
Speaker 3: I would want to mallet their eyes permanently into their
Speaker 3: skull because, like bam, I think that anymore.
Speaker 5: They had the more valuables. I want to grab and
Speaker 5: squeeze ye.
Speaker 1: Well, look, we're going to read the names. Now, let's
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Speaker 1: out of here. Let's you got thirty seconds to the
Speaker 1: end of Spider Man two and its credits. Uh all right,
Speaker 1: calm me down.
Speaker 5: Three? Two, one, I don't feel like.
Speaker 1: Doing this never mind by what so much so much
Speaker 1: older one and the third one.
Speaker 4: Weatherspoon's much older than she doesn'ton does look from legally blonde?
Speaker 1: Yeah, res thispoon looks really old. Spider Man, I would
Speaker 1: agree Blue Crush or is that what it's called.
Speaker 5: I don't remember blue Crush there White Woman of any.
Speaker 1: Other her other movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's called Blue Crush with the Michelle Rodrigue.
Speaker 1: Was it Oprah or Holly Berry? I can't remember which one.
Speaker 1: They looked the Halleo Winfrey, halle Oprah Winfrey, cobba Uh,
Speaker 1: it's oh page time, by the way, Hailey Bailey, my
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Speaker 1: The jew Spider whoa crazy? He technically exists in the
Speaker 1: Spider verse. There's an Israeli Spider Man. Yeah he must
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 5: You don't know he said he said it?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he infinite infinite possibilities, there must be.
Speaker 1: There's probably like a million.
Speaker 5: I think Spider Man Israel. People think that Spider Man
Speaker 5: is Jewish in general, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: That is true. Yeah, because didn't say like shalom in
Speaker 1: like one of the early comics or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but He also said, like other ship, you know,
Speaker 5: I at so beat his wife once.
Speaker 1: I attribute that to him. I attribute that to him
Speaker 1: just being from New York, where like a lot of
Speaker 1: that lexicon just bleeds through.
Speaker 5: I think he's ambiguous white on purpose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely not saying they're not doing my web.
Speaker 1: Shoot isn't broken, he.
Speaker 5: Says, and Miles doesn't like him anymore. He's like, oh God,
Speaker 5: I like you.
Speaker 1: I snapped my girlfriend's neck with my weapon. Uncle, Hey,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? My premium is gonna shoot way.
Speaker 1: I know that is Irish because so much May is Irish,
Speaker 1: Ben is white.
Speaker 5: Just a white man is Irish.
Speaker 1: She's Irish, and then uh, great power, responsibility.
Speaker 5: That's more.
Speaker 1: I can't I don't know. It's the same, it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I genuinely like, I think, because
Speaker 1: what's an Irish accent? Can you do it? I'm very
Speaker 1: bad at it. So it's I feel like I always
Speaker 1: want to go to Scottish because it's more. It's well, it's.
Speaker 3: Especially since you've seen a lot of examples of like
Speaker 3: Shrek and stuff, which he does a pretty solid like
Speaker 3: generic one, and it's easier to do.
Speaker 10: It's easier to do great, great, great, Like it's it's
Speaker 10: easier to do great but are Irish, especially because there's
Speaker 10: the Conor mc gregor types, and then there's the very
Speaker 10: subtle ones where I'm like, I can only tell with
Speaker 10: certain inflections.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the way they say ours, it's like the way
Speaker 3: they don't pronounce the h in like in a t h.
Speaker 3: They don't, so like every say thing they say ting,
Speaker 3: what everything they say ting.
Speaker 1: And so like it's like Jamaican instead of saying a third, yes,
Speaker 1: that's how I say the third Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 7: That's what I heard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never thought I like that. I don't like
Speaker 4: to be a connection between Jamaicans. And it also makes sense,
Speaker 4: it does. It makes sense a lot, but also like
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Them people sailed over there and grabbing people that look
Speaker 3: like you, and they they will.
Speaker 1: Thursday, it's tree turkey. It's I'm killing you a tree
Speaker 1: turkey shaking with a broken beer bottle they got they
Speaker 1: got kidden back then, like fully licensed.
Speaker 5: Uh McGregor.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy Irish culture That the Irish culture
Speaker 1: that I've consumed is the fucking, the the the Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I was gonna say, how I met your mother?
Speaker 1: That's not the right word. Whose line is it? Anyway,
Speaker 1: whenever they would do the Irish ditties, that's the only
Speaker 1: Irish culture I've ever consumed.
Speaker 5: The only Irish person ever.
Speaker 1: Where Norman Readers breakthrough role, did you see the son
Speaker 1: is named Mingus? I couldn't believe that his name.
Speaker 5: You gotta leave behind your culture, you gotta leave behind.
Speaker 1: That's and he looks like, as you know what you know?
Speaker 1: He reminds me of man. He reminds me of uh
Speaker 1: uh friends with a low register. Who's the guy that
Speaker 1: the flash?
Speaker 5: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Against the from Star Wars as a Miller, Right, he
Speaker 3: reminds me of Mingus. Readers reminds me of Asra Miller, Like,
Speaker 3: look at their aura. I'm like, he's gonna do something.
Speaker 7: I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got a similar kind of building going on.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, no, he's anyway, he's.
Speaker 5: Uh, he's gonna terror.
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Speaker 3: watch out, He's gonna terror. Speak for the speak speak
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Speaker 1: How do you do a Polynesian? I got about these?
Speaker 5: Hey, what are you doing? Your mingus? What are you
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Speaker 3: I used to follow him, but then I I couldn't
Speaker 3: do it anymore. He used to be I've never seen
Speaker 3: him in my life. You see him, You'll see him
Speaker 3: every once in a while. He's standard white guy, you
Speaker 3: know a little bit of very cap Musley backwards.
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Speaker 1: don't talk monologue. I mean I sing sometimes like I'm
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Speaker 5: I'm thinking about shit.
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Speaker 5: That's hey.
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Speaker 1: or whatever is off exactly, you know, like you never
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Speaker 5: So well.
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Speaker 1: I amo, well, sinnas and weapons are both better than
Speaker 1: the monkey.
Speaker 5: I don't think uh no, I don't think it's better
Speaker 5: than centers.
Speaker 1: But I think I think I think Weapons is better
Speaker 1: than Centers, but I don't think it's that much.
Speaker 5: I think Weapons is a great movie, though I.
Speaker 1: Think what I like about Weapons that I can see it.
Speaker 1: That's what I liked about Weapons in comparison to Centers.
Speaker 1: My only problem with Sinners was so fucking dark the
Speaker 1: entire goddamn time, and I couldn't see a damn thing
Speaker 1: at any point in that movie, and it was the
Speaker 1: most frustrating thing about it. But they're both very, very good.
Speaker 4: I don't think any part of Weapons is as good
Speaker 4: as the part the singing parts of Sinners, but.
Speaker 1: I do think that one scene where they're going through
Speaker 1: the decade is pretty great.
Speaker 5: I think the it's the.
Speaker 1: Only part of the movie you can see, honestly, that
Speaker 1: was the way you had that like a holster. It's like, like,
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. It was it parts where
Speaker 1: it was pretty fucking dark.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 1: I also genuinely think because it was it, there's artistically dark,
Speaker 1: and then there's dark because something's wrong. I do think genuinely,
Speaker 1: like the theater, I saw it and there was something wrong,
Speaker 1: like it felt like this is not this can't be
Speaker 1: how this is because I even noticed beforehand that even
Speaker 1: the fucking previews were dark like relative to how they like,
Speaker 1: not extremely obviously, because they're brightly generally, but like I
Speaker 1: remember being like, something's fucking off about this.
Speaker 3: Extremely plaus audio issues where it was like.
Speaker 1: It was like, is anybody I'm in the theater? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, is am my death? Am I stupid? Because
Speaker 1: I can't hear this because everybody was just and you
Speaker 1: you know, when something's wrong, you see other people looking around,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no one's I thought, this is
Speaker 1: why you don't go to the sixteen. Do not go
Speaker 1: to the sixteen. Don't go to that theater. I don't
Speaker 1: know why people go to that one. I never understood it.
Speaker 1: I saw sinners, just go to the eight or say
Speaker 1: I saw sinners in the age.
Speaker 4: Really, I've never had a problem with the eights in
Speaker 4: them all right, Yeah, I've generally want to usually go
Speaker 4: to the World.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have very few issues with theaters generally,
Speaker 1: but everyone every now and again, I'll be like you
Speaker 1: can hear it, like when when like they when they
Speaker 1: do the previews, we're like the audio is peaking here,
Speaker 1: you know, like you can hear it, like the base
Speaker 1: is too high, or like the screen is a little
Speaker 1: bit dim. It's whatever it happens.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the ending of fucking what you call it
Speaker 5: is crazy weapons. That ending is the thing I love.
Speaker 1: I loved when he I loved him waking up and
Speaker 1: be like, what the Fuck's that's that's he killed me
Speaker 1: because I was just like, finally a realistic reaction from
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Speaker 1: on ship like that. Yeah. I know people that say, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't watch the NBA because this the sneaker noise,
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn that sucks. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: that sucks like when that happens, you know, it's why
Speaker 1: couldn't go to school because I couln't had I didn't
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Speaker 1: Is that real or though? But yeah, it's it's I
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Speaker 3: I don't notice it anymore unless it's something really silly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't like if it leads to something happening,
Speaker 1: that's silly. But I don't know, like a like a
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Speaker 3: place ever. I mean, dude, swamps is the worst place.
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Speaker 5: A few almost took me away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they'll kick you off yours. The sounds you
Speaker 1: hear like they ripped my shirt off and then they're like,
Speaker 1: you know you've been there before. I saw them go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, even before.
Speaker 4: Dude, the by you at nighttime is the most terrifying
Speaker 4: place I have been in my life because you can
Speaker 4: hear fucking.
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Speaker 5: the there's creatures you here?
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Speaker 1: that ship when I was in New Orleans. I forgot
Speaker 1: why it was.
Speaker 4: It was one just probably in a general vicinity and
Speaker 4: I heard it and literally I was like, oh, the
Speaker 4: little monk gy and you try to climb a tree
Speaker 4: like I was like, I can't.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, I hate that place. I don't know why
Speaker 5: people live there. I get white people lived there, but
Speaker 5: not anymore.
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Speaker 3: has been to me, and it was and it was
Speaker 3: doing nothing, you know.
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Speaker 3: used to people being around.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not gonna they're not gonna attack a person
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Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: show on YouTube where he tastes Florida. I mean, are
Speaker 1: there different? Very There must be flavors. I feel like
Speaker 1: there must be, because like there's would it just be
Speaker 1: you adding more maybe inside of maybe there's like a
Speaker 1: potency thing for like certain like like I would imagine
Speaker 1: like dental stuff is probably like very high. And do
Speaker 1: that fucking fluor eyed ship at the Dennis that's just
Speaker 1: gets all taked up on your teeth. Yeah that Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, I'm sure I can't get over.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking discussed. My favorite thing. My insurance is like, oh,
Speaker 1: thirty dollars I'm to have toothpaste at home?
Speaker 5: The fuck?
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Speaker 1: I have no balls and I mus p damn Kevin
Speaker 1: Bacon shooting my dad dead at a Lakers game before
Speaker 1: flossing and yelling you got baconed forrest? Uh force, Derek
Speaker 1: get baked for? Where is Derek to play? Soma? That
Speaker 1: teleport stuff hurt? So I don't know Soma not Selma
Speaker 1: the movie, Oh gotcha? Selma is a very different movie
Speaker 1: or a very different vibe from Soma Spitch You the Kid,
Speaker 1: Adam Ruins Everything versus Sheldon Cooper Nay Gigger, would you
Speaker 1: rather ship out a dick or dick out his ship?
Speaker 1: My new D and D weapon plus four bludgeting hamster
Speaker 1: and a sock reluctant debriotard. Uh. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm saying that right, but I just don't care. Uh
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Speaker 1: What does this look up? Cod slur speed aer on
Speaker 1: TikTok compilation and word and word parenthes is nice. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that wouldn't have been the first one anyway. Uh, Octo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Octo fuck your ass, Craig the Canadian. Sorrymus Jackson.
Speaker 7: I that's so stupid, man, I the fact that this got.
Speaker 1: Me man, fuck you, this is not so funny at all, Sorry,
Speaker 1: miss Jackson. I am four eels. It's your boys shy
Speaker 1: d eels.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh my god, you ever see that fucking
Speaker 3: uh somebody drew it. It's like MS painters.
Speaker 1: It's it's almost MS paint or it's like putting five
Speaker 1: carrot in my baby girl, ear and it shows all
Speaker 1: fucked up and her his little daughter's ere so much.
Speaker 1: He's like crying hysterically and you look stupid. Ship so funny.
Speaker 1: It's like that, like he's literally four.
Speaker 11: French.
Speaker 5: That is the death of comedy right there. That is,
Speaker 5: but it's so funny. I like it.
Speaker 1: It's it's exactly, it's he just wasn't expecting something that stupid.
Speaker 1: I am four eel eel. It's your boy, shorty d
Speaker 1: Comeshot Gaming TM GROC. Is this true? Making a copy
Speaker 1: of Derek's content is with complete continuity from before the
Speaker 1: cloning and demanding he'd be referred to as the original
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Speaker 3: What imagine meaning this gay look at It's like a
Speaker 3: DL trade here, it's a DM from somebody and it
Speaker 3: shows this dude and he's like wife at ultrasound appointment.
Speaker 3: Apartment's free for the next twenty seven minutes. That is
Speaker 3: so like, dude, you've got a quick, you need a quick.
Speaker 3: He needs some he needs some boy button badeven.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, it's over twenty seven minutes.
Speaker 3: Try try again next time around when you have that
Speaker 3: and I'm a couple amount of time to do something.
Speaker 1: Ls.
Speaker 3: I love that twenty seven minutes. Who is in a
Speaker 3: two mile radius that can only take like five minutes
Speaker 3: to get here, maybe ten, and then we can fuck
Speaker 3: for seven minutes and then you can bounce it like
Speaker 3: with enough time for there's no detection or that so
Speaker 3: crazy to think.
Speaker 4: Of, but that's insane, dude, Just be gay at that moment, dude,
Speaker 4: I will wis that ultras out crazy?
Speaker 1: I woke up in the morning hard like mourning Wood
Speaker 1: in the morning. Amazing Swen working the streets selling Edward
Speaker 1: passes to make for the least crippling addiction. There's a
Speaker 1: cult that's telling as from a shell to see how
Speaker 1: big it can get. Derek has the same laughing face
Speaker 1: as ray Liota being subjective. Yeah, it's me, darrenk more
Speaker 1: like Gaylyoda nice. He's dead. He's deadly gay. That's crazy
Speaker 1: that he died. He like uh Joe PESHI outlived him.
Speaker 5: Just so much. Small though, that makes sense?
Speaker 1: Well, I like Van Door, do they? Yeah, we were
Speaker 1: talking about that last. Small people die like it's like
Speaker 1: big and small people like the meat and people.
Speaker 4: I think small people die from mishaps more because they're small,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they just live longer. Breaks the ladder
Speaker 1: they're climbing on breaks because it's expecting more weight and
Speaker 1: doesn't understand how to balance. It's like that.
Speaker 4: Or they get or they get attacked by they get
Speaker 4: attacked by medium sized dogs and they kill him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yorky killed vent Troya. Until Ventroya someone dying to
Speaker 1: Yorki attack it. Dude, Yorky rifted vent Troyer's throat out.
Speaker 5: It was on angry Yorki and it just goes for
Speaker 5: the throat of someone like Joe Pesh kills him.
Speaker 1: Well, Joe pet is not small enough. Joe, like what
Speaker 1: five he survived? He barely survived a Yorki attack. He's beaten,
Speaker 1: he's in he's a crazy condition. Yeah, he's he's hanging
Speaker 1: on Joe. Doctors like I heard that Joe and Daniel Stern,
Speaker 1: like the was it Marvin Harry from Home alone. I
Speaker 1: heard that they were the inspiration for Vegeta and Napa.
Speaker 1: It's I heard said that. Oh he said that older man,
Speaker 1: he's great, like.
Speaker 8: A little bit by you don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 8: man By quite a bit you know he doesn't know
Speaker 8: what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Going under the assumption that the nineties happened after the eighties. Obi,
Speaker 1: won't you blow me? Jeffrey Epstein, you say the most
Speaker 1: of our scene in the Crazy Audience, don't list drip
Speaker 1: ms being subjected to the Sweeney's dog ship attack on
Speaker 1: Titan takes.
Speaker 5: His dog shit.
Speaker 1: I don't carenybody said the most of our scene and
Speaker 1: Revenge of the City, but nine months probably in padme
Speaker 1: savagely beats again with an each of his life slip
Speaker 1: Jimmy fucking my iPhone with my perfectly USBC sized micro penis.
Speaker 1: Kremlin to Gremlin, I want an apology from Swing for
Speaker 1: his Existenceable four hype is dead for me now, Harry
Speaker 1: right later. I don't think everything needs to be a masterpiece, man,
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, I agree with that. I think it's
Speaker 1: I understand this. It's not perfect. It's dog shit. Actually
Speaker 1: it started off to it's only problems that it started
Speaker 1: off too well. I think that's the only problem.
Speaker 5: I think it's only it.
Speaker 1: Started off punching above its way, and then it kind
Speaker 1: of settled into what what their real groove was, which
Speaker 1: is not nearly as high as the I think.
Speaker 4: I think the big problem is they tried to. They
Speaker 4: try to, they try to like get philosophical, and then
Speaker 4: he goes into like the Weird Time travel Band, where
Speaker 4: the character is like, I want to be free of
Speaker 4: the constraints of like other the world's constraints on me,
Speaker 4: so I'm gonna destroy the world.
Speaker 5: But they just don't have to do that, but they
Speaker 5: do it anyway. Then it happens again just.
Speaker 3: Like what I honestly, dude, I think the show is
Speaker 3: just better in a vacuum with like literally not knowing
Speaker 3: what else was happening.
Speaker 1: I think within the walls, I think a really fun show.
Speaker 1: And then once they had to finally unearth what is
Speaker 1: actually happening, it wasn't nearly as inventive as it could
Speaker 1: have been, like.
Speaker 4: Added big concepts that didn't need to be the big
Speaker 4: concept The problems could have been the Titans, I think,
Speaker 4: and then it became like about like revolutions, which is
Speaker 4: good concepts. I've been cool, but they just not execute
Speaker 4: it well.
Speaker 1: I think never. I think never.
Speaker 3: I think never finding out what happened would have been better. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I honestly think it would have been. It just the
Speaker 3: show was a much better premise. And when I said
Speaker 3: once you want to smaller skills, once you showed what
Speaker 3: everything is, people are just like, ah, I think I
Speaker 3: could have done better than that. You know it was
Speaker 3: It's just like, unfortunately, that's where I feel like it
Speaker 3: was just gonna it was gonna head there no matter what.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't really see a satisfactory way too
Speaker 3: unearth all that's happening. And then oh this is these
Speaker 3: people are warring, and then this dumb beetle translution thing
Speaker 3: started the first Titan. When this dumb bitch got thrown down,
Speaker 3: that was so gay. I was like, bro, I don't
Speaker 3: need any of that. I think he's melting right now.
Speaker 3: I think the greatest problem with everything I think it's
Speaker 3: having endings on really tough brain leaking through his think
Speaker 3: they're really.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about a time. Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: they're big naked people and they die. It's end. If
Speaker 1: you want to explain attack on Titan, that's perfect.
Speaker 4: I think attack on Titans ending is worse than Arts
Speaker 4: by like a huge margin. And I think Narthal's ending
Speaker 4: is bad and the attack on Titans somehow.
Speaker 1: When you have when you have a when you have
Speaker 1: a fascist, fasciy edgy rider on author. I mean, also,
Speaker 1: doesn't that just kind of mean that that also kind
Speaker 1: of implies to that like Attack on Titan just had
Speaker 1: a longer distance to fall compared to Naruto, you know what.
Speaker 5: I Mean's peaks are better at tackle speaks. But I
Speaker 5: do think that Naruto's problem.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't I didn't watch I.
Speaker 1: Didn't watch Nardo completion, and I saw very little Attack
Speaker 1: on time.
Speaker 4: I just I do think a Tackle Titan has good concept,
Speaker 4: but I think the problem is that it tries to
Speaker 4: It tries to become something it didn't.
Speaker 5: It just really didn't need to be.
Speaker 4: Like not everything needs to be like philosophical and edgy,
Speaker 4: especially when you don't understand it very well. You know, like,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna write a fucking thing like that because
Speaker 4: I don't understand it. The best way is why would
Speaker 4: you have to? You're not an edgy freak. So there's
Speaker 4: also that that's true that like the wait, what I
Speaker 4: what I enjoy is not exactly like if I guess
Speaker 4: that's not my concept, you aren't edge freak in general,
Speaker 4: story telling wise, I don't like edge stuff so much.
Speaker 4: It's like, I don't mean that I like hopeful things
Speaker 4: because I don't.
Speaker 1: My brains are gotta that's that's going to be a
Speaker 1: gay night. Uh and David Draymond disguising themselves as sweens
Speaker 1: nephews to get money from gay uncle king.
Speaker 5: Nephews to have green nephews.
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Speaker 1: getting jerked off counts as lucy your virginity. That's crazy?
Speaker 5: What that's funny?
Speaker 1: That is so disrespectful, but I'm here for it. Oh
Speaker 1: my god? How does it feel to be the new
Speaker 1: abortion the only generation to suffer extortion? Can we make
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Speaker 5: Awful, which is not as good as I remember them being.
Speaker 1: Man, Oh my god, is that a? Is that a feastable?
Speaker 7: Is that a?
Speaker 1: Is that a? Is that a mister beast? Snack? Support him?
Speaker 3: This is the Walmart version of rice Chrispy treat what
Speaker 3: and usually the taster relatively the same.
Speaker 5: That's a thrice?
Speaker 1: Is that rough?
Speaker 7: It rough?
Speaker 1: It's it's just even looking at it looks sad taste chemically,
Speaker 1: I mean it looks right to me, does it? I
Speaker 1: mean I haven't seen a Rice strissby tree bigger and brighter.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is like this is like it
Speaker 3: feels like it feels like three days old threast leg
Speaker 3: like cake.
Speaker 5: It's just it's just very dense and moist.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like drest man, I don't. It's true,
Speaker 1: it's true dense and moist. For me, that's not how
Speaker 1: I enjoy cake. To me, it's like cake, you just
Speaker 1: dunk your cake and milk. You have a glass of milky,
Speaker 1: and then you start eating it. I need something.
Speaker 5: I need something with some sort of fruit flavor or
Speaker 5: something like that for we to enjoy it.
Speaker 1: You don't like just regular cake, like like a like
Speaker 1: a like a like like a nice moist chocolate chocolate cake,
Speaker 1: or a white cake, which which was chocolate for sure chocolate.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I don't know cakes well enough to even
Speaker 1: know what the distinction.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 3: I feel like white cake probably actually a white cake
Speaker 3: with the frost with the white frosting.
Speaker 5: It's just I don't like chocolate, but I like, I
Speaker 5: don't like frosting like chocolate.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't funk with cake without frosting.
Speaker 1: I can't do it either.
Speaker 5: A nice a nice moist cake.
Speaker 1: But there's no frosting on my bike. You know what
Speaker 1: is the point? Like this is this already isn't healthy
Speaker 1: to be eating why am I? Why is it also bland?
Speaker 5: I don't like frosting.
Speaker 1: It's like a really from like being like busted on
Speaker 1: too many times, Like it minds you a bad time,
Speaker 1: be calmed on by your fucking abusive handlers. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't really think it does, Are you sure?
Speaker 5: Damn?
Speaker 4: I'm not a frosting guy. I'm also like, in general,
Speaker 4: I don't like sweets the same way I used to.
Speaker 4: I'm like taking a huge step back from like sweets
Speaker 4: in general that I'm like, like something that's super sweet.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't like soda anymore, which sucks because
Speaker 4: I fucking miss drinking like orange soda and stuff you
Speaker 4: want soda.
Speaker 1: No in trying to ruin his life. I mean they
Speaker 1: have healthy sodas now. No.
Speaker 4: No have like maybe like five Maram sugar dollipop things
Speaker 4: like that, they even them. I'm like, this is I
Speaker 4: don't like it so much. Take a slip and IM like,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna drink water.
Speaker 3: The chropical punch ones and the grape ones.
Speaker 5: The grape grape one's pretty good, so I'm not.
Speaker 4: I also like grapes. I also like grape sod I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna do that all right, We've got the frequency
Speaker 4: going's good.
Speaker 1: I want to because the films the way I film
Speaker 1: myself jacking it bum Shobibo. The snark tank sponsored by
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Speaker 1: the dick sucking factory, and all I got was lockjaw.
Speaker 1: I was previously mentioned the.
Speaker 5: Only cigarets ever smoked the word Newport's.
Speaker 1: There is no I've seen listen bossing say desk goopy
Speaker 1: digital hike, call me, call me an e walk. Trump's
Speaker 1: makeup falling off to reveal he was bizarro Trump and
Speaker 1: actually meant the opposite of what he says. He's been saying.
Speaker 7: All that.
Speaker 1: Would be fucking wild.
Speaker 3: He was like the best person ever, all the all
Speaker 3: theas were like we told you, Like I, in fairness,
Speaker 3: I did not plan for this contingency. What's what's crazy
Speaker 3: is that underdose circumstances. Was I even close to assuming
Speaker 3: that this would ever be true?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 4: The whole time I was hoping, like, let's hope he
Speaker 4: gives it and he does a good job. And I
Speaker 4: was like, well, I'm dumb.
Speaker 1: Young Colin skydiving without a parachute. Some some killing himself plade.
Speaker 1: It ceases to be skydiving if you don't have a parachute.
Speaker 1: Skydiving is predicated on the parachute. But you say the
Speaker 1: sky the pressure doesn't open. Maybe that works, Like, don't
Speaker 1: you say if you're skydiving without a parachute.
Speaker 5: You're just falling killings?
Speaker 1: Did you just forget? Oh? I was doing thinking about
Speaker 1: Mega Man. I forgot. I forgot somewhere my parachute on
Speaker 1: his game boy, this game ship he said, this game
Speaker 1: gamell like and he's like, wait, I forgot my parachute.
Speaker 5: Don't worry. He fucking Summon's rushed the right to save himself.
Speaker 1: He had you, He had you had to choose between
Speaker 1: choosing a Mega Man toy over a parachute before a
Speaker 1: skydiving start. This is my good luck Mega Man toy.
Speaker 5: I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so stupid, Robot.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: I love the idea that people end up playing watching
Speaker 1: him choose a being like, they don't say ship to
Speaker 1: him either.
Speaker 5: It's gonna look at each other. Is he gonna pilots
Speaker 5: looking back?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Does he know that the toy won't save him? We can't,
Speaker 1: we can't shatter and let him gonna break through. I'm
Speaker 1: young calling.
Speaker 5: Can I please have a Mega man toy.
Speaker 1: A stupid scenario.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna write a plate through about final Fantasy and
Speaker 5: then just back completely gone. So insane because like, what
Speaker 5: did young Colin do to this guy?
Speaker 1: You is so innocuous, He's just a kids. It's truth.
Speaker 1: Man did something to him. He's got to speaking's true,
Speaker 1: solid and GOONDI would be hilarious if this actually was
Speaker 1: a guy who just hated like, didn't like call him
Speaker 1: when he was younger, they like before he was They
Speaker 1: just like found the show and was like, I can
Speaker 1: tell I can get it close. I can get it
Speaker 1: close to him. They already blocked me on Patreon on
Speaker 1: the other side, but here here goon on a Monday,
Speaker 1: Ziggy majin net and Yahoo. That would be a force.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I'm gonna do it myself. It's
Speaker 1: just how many candy necklaces does it take to hang me?
Speaker 1: Damn ship a lot? Probably sorry, Miss Jackson, Badly Brave,
Speaker 1: Who's New York nick Etherean needs help blauring his Webon
Speaker 1: Halo three pro Jerian Hunter, nap him melpois Won and
Speaker 1: rounding out our list, King of Hathaz, Combo cook, combo breaker,
Speaker 1: all right bye.
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