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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. Would let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R Your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this hour brought you by Jr's Rock the Bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen more chances for you today to win one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>First one, right around nine oh five, you get a

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<v Speaker 2>WJR dot com. Someone's picked it random and we do

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<v Speaker 2>this hourly throughout the day. So multiple chances. So ball's

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<v Speaker 2>really in your court as to how much you want

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<v Speaker 2>to participate or not participate. I would do as many

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<v Speaker 2>as you can. Hey, yeah, you all are well aware

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<v Speaker 2>of my ongoing theory, and I believe I have. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on solid ground saying this being a native Floridian, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>who grew up in South Florida. Oh, down south, this

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<v Speaker 2>is weirder, right, the farther south you go into state,

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<v Speaker 2>the sketchy er it gets. This would be another example

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<v Speaker 2>that we go to Aventura where a employee at Guru

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<v Speaker 2>Auto Sales in Aventura that just screams, See a fifty

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<v Speaker 2>eight year old Israeli national has pled guilty to carjacking

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<v Speaker 2>one of their customers. How does this happen? This is

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<v Speaker 2>where this sketchy part comes in. God, apparently at Guru

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<v Speaker 2>Auto Sales, they're one of these deals that will We'll

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<v Speaker 2>get you financed no matter what.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it might be twenty two percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, granted, that's a great service for people with shaky

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<v Speaker 2>credit who have no other option to turn to. But

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<v Speaker 2>you need some wheels, and by God, you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>a car. Okay. So people are are gonna do what

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna do. I'm not judging, No, we've all been there,

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<v Speaker 2>but dijit. This is where I dug down a little deeper.

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<v Speaker 2>How do these car dealerships get these financial institutions to

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<v Speaker 2>finance anyone? Well, in Guru's case, the company financed this

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<v Speaker 2>particular customer, which is a recent Haitian immigrant who bought

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<v Speaker 2>a used Honda from them, okay, and then proceeded to

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<v Speaker 2>miss his first payment. All came clear as to how

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<v Speaker 2>it actually works. The financer for Guru Auto Sales on

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<v Speaker 2>this particular deal has an arrangement that says, if your

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<v Speaker 2>customer misses a payment, you're on the hook auto dealership

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<v Speaker 2>for the balance of the loan we gave.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So that's where the carjacking comes in, because then

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<v Speaker 1>mister mister Guru goes and jack's the car back at gunpoint.

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<v Speaker 2>Now here's the part where it's even sketchier. Yes, the

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<v Speaker 2>Haitian guy who bought the used Honda missed his first payment,

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<v Speaker 2>but he did make it up plus the late feet

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<v Speaker 2>and was actually current on his car payments when the

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<v Speaker 2>carjacking took place. Despite all that, the agreements between the

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<v Speaker 2>financial institution and the car dealership still states that they

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<v Speaker 2>had to pay them the thirteen thousand dollars they fronted.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just bizarre on multiple levels.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to add to that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so you do know what happens if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>make your payments, Sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Haitian get his car back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Haitian never never needed to have the car taken

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<v Speaker 2>in the first place. He made a misstep, missed the

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<v Speaker 2>first payment, made good on it plus the late fee,

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<v Speaker 2>and then stayed current. Yet Guru Auto Sales Bob, could

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<v Speaker 2>you come in here for a second. Yeah, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you need? Here's what I need you to do today.

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to get over to you know, here's

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<v Speaker 2>the address. Just go get this car back. This guy's

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<v Speaker 2>not making his payments. Do whatever you gotta do, no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold, let me grab a gun.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be sentenced in January.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't you just go ahead and grab the old the

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<v Speaker 1>repo man, you would think, yeah, you would think.

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<v Speaker 2>But now you gotta pay him too.

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<v Speaker 1>You get in the hole Overjatian's car.

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<v Speaker 2>So, NBA regular season started last night with a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of games, and the Magic start their campaign tonight. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it'd be interesting to bring this up. Paul George,

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<v Speaker 2>who currently plays for the Sixers, is leading a charge

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<v Speaker 2>to try to get media personnel banned from NBA locker

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<v Speaker 2>rooms his specific reas. And there's too many of them

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<v Speaker 2>stare at players junk.

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<v Speaker 1>They that is an uncomfortable thing. Remember in you've seen

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<v Speaker 1>movies like you know, Sunday Night or whatever, and they

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<v Speaker 1>have the female reporter in there.

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<v Speaker 2>This this was a whole big to do, many many

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<v Speaker 2>many years ago, female reporters in locker rooms. Okay, since that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's it's evolved into whatever the current situation is.

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<v Speaker 2>This has nothing to do with male or female, George says,

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<v Speaker 2>want them all out of here. They're all Peter Hawks.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want them. I have to ask you, Taco,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know you're thinking, and I know a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of you were thinking it. I'm not what if you

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<v Speaker 2>were a reporter and had access to an NBA locker room,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't you like at least the first couple of times

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<v Speaker 2>you're in there? No, I'm not going to be Peter Hawks.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he would be voluntary. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>would just do it instinctively.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I would. I'd say, hey, guys, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming in. Do you think you can put your pants on?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bunch of NBA players that have hogs. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all seven foot tall. I'm all right. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>you walk in and have envy immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't have envy if you're not looking. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not looking. I just know. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think what we got out of this is people's

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<v Speaker 1>pats looking. Because I told you I'm not I here,

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<v Speaker 1>it is you're ready, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to confess it would probably involuntarily. My eyes

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<v Speaker 2>would probably drift. I just here's Peter hawking people here.

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<v Speaker 2>I am no kind guys, Bob, I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 2>how it works. I think you just walk in there

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<v Speaker 2>and however they are, they are.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I would knock and say could you please put

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<v Speaker 1>your shorts on? So I said at the beginning, I

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<v Speaker 1>know I heard on the bridge bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see where Paul George gets with that. And then

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<v Speaker 2>there's this one Australian woman found herself trapped between two

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<v Speaker 2>very large boulders after trying to climb through to retrieve

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<v Speaker 2>her phone she had dropped while she was hiking. She

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<v Speaker 2>was stuck upside down. Oh god, go to the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the picture. All you could see were the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of her feet that were protruding from between these

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<v Speaker 2>two boulders. And you tell me how she managed to

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<v Speaker 2>get her whole body between these two boulders. I'm wondering

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<v Speaker 2>who rescued her. They got some rescue personnel out there,

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<v Speaker 2>and it took them multiple hours to finally get her out,

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<v Speaker 2>including having to move one of the bowlders that weighed

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<v Speaker 2>about one thousand pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't know how she could get in

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<v Speaker 1>there all over a phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Now, after the seven hour ordeal, the question is, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she was they got her out, She's gonna be okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she's safe.

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<v Speaker 1>She got her phone. No, she's still making payments on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the phone company came and phone jacked her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>one point, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Lynchin, Taco on demand. Tell Loathy I heard wait you

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<v Speaker 2>out all right? For over thirty years