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Speaker 2: of my ongoing theory, and I believe I have. I'm
Speaker 2: on solid ground saying this being a native Floridian, Okay,
Speaker 2: who grew up in South Florida. Oh, down south, this
Speaker 2: is weirder, right, the farther south you go into state,
Speaker 2: the sketchy er it gets. This would be another example
Speaker 2: that we go to Aventura where a employee at Guru
Speaker 2: Auto Sales in Aventura that just screams, See a fifty
Speaker 2: eight year old Israeli national has pled guilty to carjacking
Speaker 2: one of their customers. How does this happen? This is
Speaker 2: where this sketchy part comes in. God, apparently at Guru
Speaker 2: Auto Sales, they're one of these deals that will We'll
Speaker 2: get you financed no matter what.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it might be twenty two percent.
Speaker 2: Now, granted, that's a great service for people with shaky
Speaker 2: credit who have no other option to turn to. But
Speaker 2: you need some wheels, and by God, you're gonna get
Speaker 2: a car. Okay. So people are are gonna do what
Speaker 2: they're gonna do. I'm not judging, No, we've all been there,
Speaker 2: but dijit. This is where I dug down a little deeper.
Speaker 2: How do these car dealerships get these financial institutions to
Speaker 2: finance anyone? Well, in Guru's case, the company financed this
Speaker 2: particular customer, which is a recent Haitian immigrant who bought
Speaker 2: a used Honda from them, okay, and then proceeded to
Speaker 2: miss his first payment. All came clear as to how
Speaker 2: it actually works. The financer for Guru Auto Sales on
Speaker 2: this particular deal has an arrangement that says, if your
Speaker 2: customer misses a payment, you're on the hook auto dealership
Speaker 2: for the balance of the loan we gave.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's where the carjacking comes in, because then
Speaker 1: mister mister Guru goes and jack's the car back at gunpoint.
Speaker 2: Now here's the part where it's even sketchier. Yes, the
Speaker 2: Haitian guy who bought the used Honda missed his first payment,
Speaker 2: but he did make it up plus the late feet
Speaker 2: and was actually current on his car payments when the
Speaker 2: carjacking took place. Despite all that, the agreements between the
Speaker 2: financial institution and the car dealership still states that they
Speaker 2: had to pay them the thirteen thousand dollars they fronted.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is just bizarre on multiple levels.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to add to that.
Speaker 2: No, so you do know what happens if you don't
Speaker 2: make your payments, Sir.
Speaker 1: Haitian get his car back.
Speaker 2: Yes, Haitian never never needed to have the car taken
Speaker 2: in the first place. He made a misstep, missed the
Speaker 2: first payment, made good on it plus the late fee,
Speaker 2: and then stayed current. Yet Guru Auto Sales Bob, could
Speaker 2: you come in here for a second. Yeah, what do
Speaker 2: you need? Here's what I need you to do today.
Speaker 2: I need you to get over to you know, here's
Speaker 2: the address. Just go get this car back. This guy's
Speaker 2: not making his payments. Do whatever you gotta do, no problem.
Speaker 1: Hold, let me grab a gun.
Speaker 2: He'll be sentenced in January.
Speaker 1: Couldn't you just go ahead and grab the old the
Speaker 1: repo man, you would think, yeah, you would think.
Speaker 2: But now you gotta pay him too.
Speaker 1: You get in the hole Overjatian's car.
Speaker 2: So, NBA regular season started last night with a couple
Speaker 2: of games, and the Magic start their campaign tonight. I
Speaker 2: thought it'd be interesting to bring this up. Paul George,
Speaker 2: who currently plays for the Sixers, is leading a charge
Speaker 2: to try to get media personnel banned from NBA locker
Speaker 2: rooms his specific reas. And there's too many of them
Speaker 2: stare at players junk.
Speaker 1: They that is an uncomfortable thing. Remember in you've seen
Speaker 1: movies like you know, Sunday Night or whatever, and they
Speaker 1: have the female reporter in there.
Speaker 2: This this was a whole big to do, many many
Speaker 2: many years ago, female reporters in locker rooms. Okay, since that,
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's evolved into whatever the current situation is.
Speaker 2: This has nothing to do with male or female, George says,
Speaker 2: want them all out of here. They're all Peter Hawks.
Speaker 2: I don't want them. I have to ask you, Taco,
Speaker 2: because I know you're thinking, and I know a lot
Speaker 2: of you were thinking it. I'm not what if you
Speaker 2: were a reporter and had access to an NBA locker room,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you like at least the first couple of times
Speaker 2: you're in there? No, I'm not going to be Peter Hawks.
Speaker 2: I don't think he would be voluntary. I think you
Speaker 2: would just do it instinctively.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would. I'd say, hey, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: coming in. Do you think you can put your pants on?
Speaker 1: It's a bunch of NBA players that have hogs. Come on,
Speaker 1: they're all seven foot tall. I'm all right. That's where
Speaker 1: you walk in and have envy immediately.
Speaker 2: You can't have envy if you're not looking. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm not looking. I just know. Oh.
Speaker 1: I think what we got out of this is people's
Speaker 1: pats looking. Because I told you I'm not I here,
Speaker 1: it is you're ready, and.
Speaker 2: I have to confess it would probably involuntarily. My eyes
Speaker 2: would probably drift. I just here's Peter hawking people here.
Speaker 2: I am no kind guys, Bob, I don't think that's
Speaker 2: how it works. I think you just walk in there
Speaker 2: and however they are, they are.
Speaker 1: No, I would knock and say could you please put
Speaker 1: your shorts on? So I said at the beginning, I
Speaker 1: know I heard on the bridge bitches.
Speaker 2: We'll see where Paul George gets with that. And then
Speaker 2: there's this one Australian woman found herself trapped between two
Speaker 2: very large boulders after trying to climb through to retrieve
Speaker 2: her phone she had dropped while she was hiking. She
Speaker 2: was stuck upside down. Oh god, go to the Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Look at the picture. All you could see were the
Speaker 2: bottom of her feet that were protruding from between these
Speaker 2: two boulders. And you tell me how she managed to
Speaker 2: get her whole body between these two boulders. I'm wondering
Speaker 2: who rescued her. They got some rescue personnel out there,
Speaker 2: and it took them multiple hours to finally get her out,
Speaker 2: including having to move one of the bowlders that weighed
Speaker 2: about one thousand pounds.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know how she could get in
Speaker 1: there all over a phone.
Speaker 2: Wow. Now, after the seven hour ordeal, the question is, okay,
Speaker 2: she was they got her out, She's gonna be okay,
Speaker 2: she's safe.
Speaker 1: She got her phone. No, she's still making payments on it.
Speaker 1: And then the phone company came and phone jacked her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one point, yes.
Speaker 2: Lynchin, Taco on demand. Tell Loathy I heard wait you
Speaker 2: out all right? For over thirty years